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(panting) What happened? I died, eva. I had a dream. It was about us. Uh, you, you had these, like, Uh, itty-bitty animals, and, uh, you were playing with them. A little baby goat And, uh, chickens. I don't understand, steven. In the dream, You were caring for the animals. Uh, because you were with child. At least that...
Acting on his own. Cooper: Like it never happened. Maybe not. (whistles) You call them? Yeah, I did. I owed them a favor. So, you've got five minutes Before I call state and the cia. Can watch them make up a story. Whoa! How are you gonna write it up? I'm not. Guess they retired him, huh? Surprised they don't have a bu...
This is good. Thank you, cesar. You want me to go with you? No. I prefer to do this myself. I can wait for you. No. I'm fine. Go be with your family. I'll be with mine. (insects trilling) (bird chirping) Do you remember this place? The first time you made me lie down, The acorns pricked my back. I started to cry. You ...
Do you want to touch? Do you want to touch... Daddy? Touch me, daddy. The demon is still inside of you, isn't it? Whatever it is that rots inside of you. (laughs) (growling) Daddy. (growling) You can't anymore! You can't anymore! (both grunting) Sonya: Stop! Now. It's over, eleanor. Put up your hands. Now. You can kil...
Did you kill him? You could've just let them Kill each other, you know. I didn't think about that. You taking her to el paso? They're gonna fire me when they find out what I did. They can't find out. I don't know what I'm gonna do with her. I have some ideas. You can grab her. Put her in the car. I'll take care of dadd...
What, did he give it to you? We kind of... broke in and took it? FRYE: They're the same maps. SONYA: But Eleanor's has GPS coordinates. FRYE: Let's get out there. You take the van, I got the semi. Be careful. Copy. (sighs) (phone buzzing) - Yeah? - I got a visual on the van. I'm going to pull it over. Goddamn it, So...
WADE: Shit. (breathing shallowly) Linder... ♪ Until I'm one ♪ ♪ With you ♪ ♪ My heart shall not ♪ ♪ Pass through ♪ ♪ Our love will be mistaken. ♪ Lieutenant. Did you call me out here to rub my nose in this whole Eleanor Nacht fiasco? No. Well, you were right. - About the CIA? - Yep. That's not all they've been up to. ...
Sonya. What do you got? Landed. Car pulled into a garage. WADE: You sit tight. I'll have backup come to you. Do you understand? Copy. Oh, hey there, Daniel. What the hell are you doing here? BUCKLEY: Here, sweetheart. Take a cab home. - (laughs) 20 bucks? - Here. Don't forget to tip. Go. I'll see you. It's okay. I...
- you don't come back up. - Oh, yeah? What is that? Your idea of some kind of - shitball threat? - No. But this is. I can arrange it so that your partner finds your body in the morning. Overdose. And given your history, no one's gonna bat an eyelid. (scoffs) Now, if she's smart... and-and I think she is... she's gonna...
You know, the DEA - keep busting drug shipments... - Hey, hey, hey, hey! Come on! And, you know, posing for pictures. The Mexicans blame the Yankees, white folk worry about the brown folk, and we keep on building the wall. What about the truth? Does anyone care about the truth? Here's the truth: you're a drunk. You go...
Romina... (speaking Spanish) (muted gunshot) (sighs) (crickets chirping) Stop! El Paso PD. Down on the ground! Give me your jacket. What? Your jacket, dipshit. - What are you doing? - - What does it look like? Want me to put her with Chico here? Nah... It's bad luck to kill a cop. I need removals ASAP. What do you mea...
After all the trouble getting him for you, yes. I'll take him home... to the oak tree. (stairs squeak) You want me to open it? No. I want the demon to see my face. (sets down lock) (door creaks, sways) (floorboards slowly creaking) (footsteps approaching) Hello, Father. - What happened? - Hey... (car door closes) Buckl...
Okay, okay. We'll have our crime scene techs take a look at it. What the hell is going on? Go ahead and tell her. (sighs) You stumbled on the pipeline. Two weeks ago, I got a call from Agent McKenzie, saying that he had evidence that the CIA was helping Fausto smuggle heroin across the border. We know that. When the ba...
(coughing) (panting): Sí. (groans) (grunts) (Romina sniffs) (sighs) (grunts) (unzips bag) (panting) (sighs) (sniffs) (sighs) (quietly grunts) (bubbling) (scoffs) (groans) (chuckling) (bird squawks) (sighs) (yelling) (groaning) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay... Hey! And then what? ! (all three groaning) FRYE...
Hey, guys. Hey. When did you get this? I love these things. These things are hours of good times. You're drunk. - I am not. - Bullshit! This morning I'm just, I'm just kind of buzzed. That's all. I have somebody willing to go on record about Buckley. Oh, the CIA doesn't go on record. They just break in your house and ...
Okay. But I am bringing my ball. We need to know how you ended up in that truck. I was in Juárez. Trying to find a girl. What girl? Eva? No... a woman in trouble with a violent man. I was trying to... take her out of there. It was... nothing unusual. Except you tripped across a billion dollars of heroin, Steven. I hav...
Okay? No. (shushes) Oh, no, no. Okay? Hey. How you doing? Thanks for setting this up. Thanks for agreeing to meet. You got any, like, credentials or something? Oh, I see. The station chief. Wow! That is quite impressive. We done sniffing butts or can I get to my statement? She's got a statement. About your story. What...
He's being evaluated. We got to find Buckley. Any sign of the Marines? No. I came the way you said. - Good. - Where's Fausto? Inside. Come. Does anyone know you're here? No. I didn't tell anyone. What about Robles? Robles can't touch me anymore. I'm taking her to a hospital, and I want you to stay with her. Okay? Ok...
Wha-What kind of shit is this? Carla? I didn't get her name. Just the money. (gunshot) (car horn honks) (tires screech) Sonya? Don't tell anyone who she is, all right? Until you hear from me. Come. Here. Keep her safe. Okay. Good luck! (speaking Spanish) Sí, Marco. ROBLES: Marco? No, no, no. No, señor. ♪ ♪ (sighs) S...
Marco has Fausto. It's over, Sebastian. He's gonna turn him in alive. I only care about my daughter. No, you don't. But if you do want to know where she is, you're gonna tell me where I can find Eleanor Nacht. Sí. _ (chuckles) Oh, no, no. ♪ ♪ Hey. (panting) What happened? I died, Eva. I had a dream. It was about us. Uh...
There he is. Well, I'd say karma's a bitch. But this goes way past karma. Well, I don't know much about karma. But it looks like he had some tasty caramel corn before he bought it. CIA's just gonna say he's a rogue agent acting on his own. COOPER: Like it never happened. Maybe not. (whistles) - You call them? - Yeah, ...
You publish it. ELEANOR: This is good. Thank you, Cesar. You want me to go with you? No. I prefer to do this myself. I can wait for you. No. I'm fine. Go be with your family. I'll be with mine. (insects trilling) (bird chirping) Do you remember this place? The first time you made me lie down, the acorns pricked my ba...
Daddy? Touch me, Daddy. The demon is still inside of you, isn't it? Whatever it is that rots inside of you. (laughs) (growling) Daddy. (growling) You can't anymore! You can't anymore! (both grunting) SONYA: Stop! Now. It's over, Eleanor. Put up your hands. Now. You can kill me. Go ahead, shoot. I'm not gonna do that....
I didn't think about that. You taking her to El Paso? They're gonna fire me when they find out what I did. They can't find out. I don't know what I'm gonna do with her. I have some ideas. You can grab her. Put her in the car. I'll take care of Daddy. What's wrong? Let's not let a salesgirl upset us. I decided on this ...
I can't go on like this. I think we should call it quits. No worries for the apartment. Stay for now. I'll go to Yann's. Over summer, you can look for a place. Take your time. I'm sor, Rudolf. I've read it's really bad to drink from the can. This is weird. What time did you tell him? 5 pm. What'd he say? Not much. I th...
I'll never forget that. That sunbeam. I'm glad it's crappy out today. Hi, it's us. Not answering your phone anymore? Sorry about the kids, I'm babysitting. We were at the cemetery and thought we'd drop by. - We brought chocolate éclairs. - Thanks. This is my cousin Jean-Luc, he just showed up. An impromptu visit. This ...
I've heard Austria's beautiful. When do you leave? Tomorrow. I was going to call you tonight. - Isn't this rather sudden? - That's the way to move forward. It's all planned. Strasbourg-Munich-Salzburg, an hour to Schladming, then Ramsau. I found an apartment. You're going to your village? - Not Vienna? - What's the poi...
Here. Got any coffee? Sorry, the machine's packed. Cut it out. Who's that? My grandmother. Shit! My Nina Hagen records! Who's Nina Hagen? We are. So you're leaving us. Rudolf? You've packed beautifully! You can visit. You already had one! What about us? Did you think about us? Think about us! Take the kids back to the ...
There must be something to say. No, there's nothing to say. And we're off! And we're off! - And we're off! - Go! Where'd you get that shitty truck? I bought some bananas. What're you doing here? My boss gave me 5 days off. I gave myself time off. Where are your boxes? It's tough to go it alone. True. - I'm not sure. - ...
You know, mountains. What's the elevation? Elevation? Dunno. - What's the elevation there? - Up to 2,500 meters. Smooth or rocky terrain? - Smooth. - Rocky. - Rocky. - Maybe both? No, smooth. Slippery when it rains. I forgot the windbreakers! Ve important. The Alps, you know. This model. The Alpinist GV. Shock absorp...
Anti-blister socks? There's such a thing? The windbreakers are super pricey. We'll take these shoes, the cheapest. My treat. The bananas aren't very ripe, but at 6 in the morning, I didn't have time and not much was open. I couldn't shop around. I was late. I had to run back up for my flip-flops. You brought flip-flops...
How are your parents? They're doing well. How are you? Fine. I'm pretty busy. We're full, the place is packed. And there's no end in sight. Are they saving electricity or what? Here we are. Room 10. Thank you, Johanna. It's beautiful. Rudolf, I'm a bit embarrassed. When you called this morning and asked if I could mo...
Thank you. - What'd she say? - Dinner was at 6:30. We dawdled too much. Goodnight! Nicolas! Gabriel! What's going on? It's 8:23! Our appointment's at 9. She wants to clean up. Sit down, the food's great. Good morning! How do you want your boiled eggs? What do you mean? More soft, or more hard? How many minutes? I don't...
First take some muesli from the buffet, then I'll bring your coffee and bread after the egg. She says first you get muesli, then an egg, and after that, coffee. No. No! She brings the coffee after. Listen! Choose your egg. Fine, I'll eat an egg. - Cooked how long? - 15 hours. He'll have a 4-minute egg too. Sorry. There...
I have to get electricity and a phone too. My writing desk will go here. The bookcase... there. And my armchair, there. Unusual view. Austrian apartments are always spic and span. What a dreary place! There's never any mold in Austrian apartments. It's great. I'll take it. Perfect. I'll need photocopies of your last t...
I had a nightmare about Franz last night. We were at the party where Rudolf introduced us. We were in the kitchen and Franz hugged me and asked me to come to Austria. Suddenly I was at the train station. It was awful. I couldn't stop crying. Franz wasn't there. There was no one around. Then Romy Schneider rode by on a ...
Hear the cows? I completely forgot about those. What is it? A stamp machine. For hikers, to keep a record. My grandma always had me stamp my travelogue. Hold on... I love it. He was sweet but he surprised me. He stuck his thing in without a condom. I realized a bit too late. Didn't you check? I usually do. I'm totally ...
What subway route do you take now? I get Line 2 at Ménilmontant, change at Stalingrad... then take Line 7 to Gare de I'Est. - Not Gare du Nord? - No. I'd get Line 3 at Gambetta, change at République, then take Line 5. That's longer. Takes too long to change at République. Line 2 and 7. I don't like Line 7. It's weird. ...
He'll have the Kaspätzle and he'll have a Kaiserschmarrn. So two schnapps and I'll have elderflower juice. Thank you. The perfect job, isn't it? Beautiful spot anyway. Can't be too hard. The customers seem nice. Waiting tables is pretty easy. Gotta stay on your toes. And keep your distance or the customers take advanta...
You're obnoxious. - He's clearly gay. - No, he's just polite. Poor thing. - I'm going for a leak. - Stop it! Those kids are so well-behaved. They're ugly. Ever think about having kids? With who? I don't know. I think having kids makes people less selfish. Puts things in perspective. Come off it. You're gay. And you o...
I recognize him. I recognized his voice. Calm down. Franz lives in Innsbruck. 265 km away. Plus, Franz was a real estate agent, not a camp counselor. Maybe he changed jobs! - What do I do? - Sit down. - What do I do? - Nothing. - What do I do? - Calm down. Hello, Dr. Cardeillac? Gabriel Daumier calling. You must be wi...
What're they doing? Who are those basket cases? They're my friends... Don't go. Leave my rabbits alone! What're they doing? My beautiful rabbits! Unbelievable! Rules are rules! Hands off my rabbits! Get away! What the hell's wrong with you? They don't speak German. They don't? Are you shitting me? Are you out of your...
Deal with it! Signs are useful. For who? There's more signs than people. Enough with your signs! Maybe we should go for a dip. A swim would do us good. Rudolf? If you move here you'll be buried alive. You'll never meet anyone. I guess if you like masturbation... What's wrong with you? We're still young, Rudolf. There a...
I'm in Austria right now. I'm not sure I should see him again. I've got my Prazepam just in case. I'll call you back. Hurry up, we're late. ls it me or is he even more anal here? Why'd you provoke him? Cut the crap! He's losing his marbles. He thinks he's the only one with a clue. If he doesn't mellow out, I'm gone. He...
You've lost your local accent. So have you. She's half-Berliner now! See you later! Eva, my daughter. Funny guy! We caught him naked! I understand it's part of the analytical process. I know I'm completely out of line here... I'd like you to meet my daughter Eva... But the thing is... I figured I should follow my insti...
Here you go. Nina Hagen. Awesome, thanks. Thank you, Rudolf. We were kind of a gay cliché today. I regret never bringing Pierre here. What losers we are in love. Totally. Mr. Mayor! I was just telling these gentlemen from Paris about our region. Paris! Wonderful! Like some past? Topfenkolatsche. I know, I'm Austrian. I...
They need someone for the ski lift. Claudia, give him Johannes' number. Go for it. Beats the bookshop in Paris. I'm not in Paris. Unemployed people can't leave? You need an official reason? What can I say? I'm helping a friend who's on the brink. It's great you're moving back. You'll feel right at home. I'm sure I will...
Stay straight. Good. Next. - Everything ok? - Great. Grab the pole on your own. - Got it? - Yes. Not too low. Don't pull on it. Let it pull you. Are you crazy? That's not allowed! You ok? I'm fine. It's dangerous. You idiot. Sorry. You're hired. For a Frenchman you're not too shabby. Thanks, but I'm Austrian. He's hir...
Yeah, totally. If the owner's nice maybe I can show you my room. Let's go. What's wrong? This was the kitchen. The fireplace was here. This was the living room, opening onto the kitchen. We're in the garden. My swing was here. Grandma parked her car here. Dad parked here. There were fir trees. This is my room. - Let's ...
All obsessional. All megalomaniacal. But isn't an obsession with rules a way of controlling hysteria? Don't we only love those who reject us? Isn't living megalomaniacal? I'm going back, I need to think. Do you think human beings must move forward? Isn't it more about... which way to go, and why? Yes, but moving forwar...
You're driving us mad with Franz! Move on! He's not so easy to forget. Unlike your fuck buddies! Know what? I slept with your Franz too. Frankly he wasn't much of a lay. What's your problem? Give me a second. Let me breathe. Breathe then, go on. Just because you feel old doesn't mean I have to. You're pathetic. You're ...
We came here to help you. I don't want your help. That's right. Throw away our friendship. We're not 20 anymore. I've changed, but you can't. I'm not running from Paris. I'm running from you. Vienna... Innsbruck... "Sexy... Gay... Rendezvous... Ramsau Beach." Thank you! Thank you so much! She gets up early. In sile...
Perfectly regular intervals. Beautiful. She finally reaches the summit. She sits on the bench. Her bench. She eats a banana. She looks at the mountains and valley. Her village is tiny from here. She thinks about her family, her life. She thinks about the future. And on that day, for the first time, she has doubts. She ...
They're alone. Surrounded by mountains. She knows she'll see him less. But there's no point being sad. She arrives in Paris. She drops off her things and goes out to see the city. Her new city. She sees the Champs-Élysées for the first time. It looks exactly like the postcards she's seen. She peers in shop windows. She...
Wait Rudolf! I've got something for you. Wait here. Everything will be alright. For you three. The three musketeers! If you find them, give them to them. We'll miss them. Thank you. Gabriel! Nicolas! These are for you. Thanks. Goodbye. Wait. I just wanted a Mars bar. Fuck it! Suddenly they call me and say: "The ship i...
We spent a year and a half planning it. - The conclusion for now... -First of all: No departure tonight. I've packed so much already... If I'd known how hard it was to get to Bear Island, I wouldn't have gone. There's no airport or harbor. It's simply a place where no one goes. We all know Alaska is far to the north....
There could be polar bears on the island. It's a bit silly of us to shoot a drawing of a polar bear. Shooting one is the last thing we want. The bear is coming. Get the bear! In addition, nobody wanted to take us out there. Finally, a cargo ship going to Longyearbyen helped us out. We would be able to get off the ship...
We hoped the snow would stay put, so we could pull our pulks and explore the entire island. We headed to the east coast, where we might be able to surf and also play in the snow and mountains. It's half past three, quarter to four in the morning. They look like the mountains of Rondane. Soft, calm mountains. But they'r...
A generous amount. Dried cauliflower. If you like to sit in front of the fire on a cold autumn day, you'll love to sit here. Waiting for dinner. I've found my good cap. Good cap... Here I have everything at my disposal... You need a certain setting to find your inner peace. But this wind is making waves. We are going t...
But it all comes in from the sea. There are lots of birds here too, as on the rest of the island. Birds and plastic. And dead birds. Let's go bowling! Imagine if we could surf here. That would be insanely cool! We looked for days, but didn't find a good place to surf. There was still lots of snow on the mountains, whi...
- Then it'll run off. -And I'm the sniper. - Sniper the wrong way around. -Killing both me and Markus. Bloody hell! Bloody hell! I could eat this! Inge is crazy. He is going to go speed flying. Markus and I are a little worried right now. It looks so scary for the uninitiated. We had placed double trip wires around our...
You said you would do it one day. Yes. So fucking what? This trip showed us how different we are. Håkon seems to have a different pace than us. There's a small fox lurking about here. "A Sly fox? 'Yes! . Inge has a nice photo style! How long has it been hanging around? 15 minutes or so? - Hello. What's up? -I'm gett...
This indicates that I'm on a guided trip with you. I'm not involved in that many decisions. That is the case. When we discuss things, it's as if... I kind of feel like I must wait for a quiet moment to throw in a word. Otherwise I'm ignored when decisions are made. What do you think we can do to change that feeling? - ...
I don't buy that. Sorry. When I fetch water right away, it's not because I think you can't do it. It's because you haven't done so yet. It's not about whether I can do it or not, but whether I will do it. - Will he do it? -Well, I also think: "it hasn't been done yet, so I'll just do it." That's how I feel. That you'...
That's the main reason why we're cleaning up here. We're gathering small pieces of plastic. We're hoping the coastguard or the crew at the weather station can remove it, and maybe recycle it. It feels good to be on our way to a new camp. I think we'll find some surf soon. I can't wait. You guys... On Greenland they ea...
-It's like cod liver oil. -Yeah? It's healthy. Really healthy! I don't want to eat it after watching you. You've ruined everything. It's hanging from his tooth! Damn it. Yuck! Markus, this is crap. - You don't like it, do you? -Someone is trying hard now. The fox will like what we spat out. We'll rather have some ra...
Instead of taking care of her, I'm on a remote island with my brothers looking for a surf that never gets here. -ls there surf outside? -Surf, 160 feet from the tent. I told you. I think I'll skip breakfast. It's keeping up! It's fantastic being in the water! Everything's just fun! Surf's up! I'm completely... My face ...
If it's blowing as hard down there, I might blow out to sea. The wind is coming straight from the east. But the waves come in from another direction. They come from the south of mainland Norway. Maybe from Bergen, where people might have a beer at the wharf right now. Here are the waves! Look at that one! Yeah, yeah! I...
- Me too. -Let's try to find more places... It will only get bigger. Being on this small island, with ocean as far as we could see, was like being on a boat and on the mountain all at once. The weather could change suddenly, and we were on our own planet. The world back home seemed rather distant. Bear Island is thousa...
Congratulations! We sang the birthday song for you, mum! It was nice to talk to mum. She said Tanya was having a hard time. I felt pulled in every direction. We'd finally found surf, and as brothers we were finding our place with each other. But was it all that important compared to becoming a dad? It's not very easy b...
As our first weeks here have been so good, and we've done so much of... The dreams and things we wanted to do. That might help, because... We can go home earlier and still have... Done those things and experienced what we wanted... But I feel that when you say it so clearly,- - I agree with that too. For you it's more...
I wanted to get on board one of those. In the meantime, I wanted to make the most of our time there. Right now I feel like I'm wandering around in a wonderland. And then the sun is there, at a place called Bear Island, and the mist comes gliding by. That gives you a total experience that you can't get on a T-bar lift. ...
-Yes, he didn't answer. Lately a lot of snow had melted. Way too much snow. We had food for only two more days. Normally it only takes a day to the north end, where we kept our food. But that was on snow. This is the biggest pulk I'm ever going to have. The way it is right now. Never bigger. I had no idea how we'd get ...
Soup made of nothing but stock tastes like crap. It's a dinner that fills your stomach, but not satisfactorily. - You're still hungry? -Yes. - I just feel that my body needs more. -Still hungry. Four days. Rocks, rocks, mud, mist, rocks. Bear Island is not just a playground. - This is just shit. What is... What's your ...
-Yes. MS Mountain pulk is going on a trip. Right now we were to put the longest distance for four days behind us. And it's going to take half an hour. For the first time my childhood dream has come true and I can call myself captain Wegge. You're not a captain when you're fishing by the cabin. But when you have a lot o...
I'm trapped in a vicious circle. Damn it! Bloody, fucking hell! Damn it! Waves are pushing me back faster and faster the closer I get to the water. The worst thing is the oars getting stuck in the ice for every stroke. The time it takes to get them up is shorter than what the waves use to push me back. Looks like he's...
Everything is a little wet, or damp. Our clothes and things. And the lavvo weighs a ton. Back in the days, when hungry, they made porridge from the lichen Umbilicaria. - Wow, that's a lot! -I'm going to make that. Moss is not really what I crave right now. I'd much prefer a waffle. Oh, the poor Wegge brothers. They ha...
He is like Santa! Håkon, Håkon! What have I got in my sack? Prunes. Yes! Food for my Diabetes? And some nuts, Santa had to taste some on the way. I want some too! I give me the camera, and you take the nuts? Santa needed some crispy fried onion too... After Håkon's boat trip, we were almost there. With one more day ...
Going home without a last surf on our dream beach felt rather sad. But then it actually happened. It's super clean, a little small. But it's building up. Bear Island, rock 'n' roll! - You got a good one there! -Yeah! A wave only comes along once. When I'm lucky enough to take part in what happens that one moment, and r...
Why not, man? I'm a sleeper. Nobody sleeps that deep. I'm a little busy. What? Whoa! Oh, good thing you caught that. Ready... oh. Here's Mike Evans running the gauntlet, showing off the ball skills that should get him drafted in the top ten this year. Oh... ow. And then there's that. MacArthur, swatting at the ball li...
(Kevin shouts) Oh, God. All right. All right, switch it. No. No, no. Please don't do this. (Kevin squeaks) All right, okay. You got me that time. Let's run it again. What you got, little man? No- - Stephon Tuitt. Come on No, no, I don't want to. Pick up the pad, little man. I'm not doing it. Pick it up. I'm not doing ...
Why are you even here right now? Go home. You're terrible. Boo. ALL: Sacko, Sacko... Sacko. No. ...Sacko, Sacko, Sacko... And we have urine. That's a combine first. (whining): No... (Kevin exclaims) Oh. Oh, God, I had the worst dream. JENNY: Go back to bed, Sacko. Oh, my life is worse than my nightmare. Is the bed ...
Oh! You made calendars? Calendars. RUXIN: That's a pretty hot move. ANDRE: Did you hire a professional photographer? I did. PETE: Looks like we finally found somebody to satisfy Jenny in the bedroom. Wh-What is this one? Why is October this picture? I don't want this picture out there. This is borderline Sacktual ...
I like how you do thing where it sounds like a joke but there's no actual punch line. Anyway, can't waste time with you guys, I have to get to my office- - I have a little pre-op conversation with the mayor's wife. Ooh, what's she having done? Can't say, but let's just say it involves me going downtown. All right, late...
Yeah, none of that country club attitude. As low-rent as this is, it does maintain the basic function of golf, which is to get away from your wife and children. Next hole? I'm happy with my long game, but my short game's in the shitter. You know, one thing I did notice is that, uh, you tend to take your eye off the bal...
What about Kevin? Aren't we gonna do more Sacko punishments? No, Jenny's doing a better job than all of us could. An24-7. Mmm. You like me on top? Mm-hmm, I do, it's my favorite. See- - Jenny Top, Kevin Bottom, not so bad. No, no, don't say it like that. No? No. Do you want me to tickle your Sacko? No. Ye... No, no...
The "S" word, don't... Shiva or Sacko? Oh, either. Come on. What? This is domestic Sacktual abuse. Well, what am I supposed to do-- stop being so goddamn good? I'm never gonna get any. All right, another mock draft done. Ruxin is looking good, getting ready for the real draft. Ooh, it's gonna be a fun season. What's t...
Yeah, I was doing them reps, getting ready for the real thing. So if you're in 12 leagues, let me ask you this: are you cool in any of them? Oh! Oh! From downtown. Yeah. Nice one, Andre. I never realized that being in a league with strangers would actually be worse than a league with people I truly hate. I get it. I've...
All right, just relax over there, Sacko. I've called us all here today because this league needs some changes. What I'm proposing is we add two new members. We become a ten-team league. That's interesting. No, we're and eight-team league-- we always have been, we always will be. I could leave. No, Taco, you need to sta...
And his last words were, "Kevin is the new Andre." Well, at least he died doing what he loved-- making fun of you, Kevin. Ugh, these guys are trolling me now. Just turn your phone off, Ruxin. Gonna check out the snack table. Oh, you know what, Andre, you should take that hat off. Oh, out of a sign of respect? No, 'caus...
Shiva You mean... You mean Shiva, right? Shiva. Shiva. Shiva. How is it spelled? S-H-I-V-A. Shiva. Shiva. And tonight, it-it's a Jewish custom that Ted's body cannot be left alone, so we will need watchers-- shomers. I understand. I was Jewish for a brief time last year. Listen, we'd be happy to come back tonight and...
One last draft with Ted. He would have wanted it this way. Yeah. We'll find someone to replace him in the league, but for now we'll just take turns drafting for him. We are no longer sitting shiva. We are now sitting Shiva (whoops) Gentlemen, I present to you our 2014 draft board. All right. That's awesome. Wait, wai...
No, no, no. Ruxin, have a little respect for the dead, please. Give him Gary and Foster. Le'Veon Bell. I don't even know which league you're talking about. Let's get some LeGarrette "Blounts" up in here. Let's get messed up. Taco, you can't get high off a running back. Cheers, Ted. Funeral draft! You know what's amazin...
Jordan Cameron, the tight end for the Cleveland Browns. No, that's-that's not what you said, right? Not what I heard. I heard him say "Cameron." Ted? Ted? Did he say "Cameron Jordan"? Cameron Jordan, Jordan Cameron-- it's the same thing. No, it's not. One of them's black, and one of them's white. And one of them plays ...
Oh, my God. Uh. (overlapping chatter) Um... Hold on. Uh, we were just mourning. Hello? ! Come on. Mmm. Can the shomers come to the door, please? ! Uh, coming. One second. Okay. I am so, so... Very. ...so, so sorry. Shalom. Shalom. Shalom. Shalom. Shalom. We got a lot of noise complaints. Did you hear anything? No. ...
Ted insisted in his will that you replace him before the season starts. Oh. And he bequeathed one of you his Laguna beach houses. Which one of us? Whoever wins the fantasy football league this year. Oh. Oh, wow. I can't believe we're playing for a house. I know. It's right on the ocean. Guys, it's amazing. Yeah, we'...
No, I drafted Lynch. No... What? You did. You drafted David Lynch, I'm pretty sure. Oh, come on, Ruxin! I know. This is crazy. I definitely had Jordan Cameron. That's the only thing I'm sure. Oh, come on. No! No! Why do we have to argue? You wrote it all down on the computer. I do it at the end when it's all done....
LeGarrette "Blounts," and I never got him. I guess we should just redraft. (all saying "No!") No way! I know what you're trying to do here, okay? You're trying to get rid of your shitty team. There's way too much on the line here with the beach house. Yeah. So, what are we gonna do? We got to get that draft board out...
Okay. Here's the plan. Once the rabbi starts the mourner's kaddish, he wants you to kick it off. Here's your outfit. You put this on underneath your clothes. We've already got ours on right now. Okay. Oh, wait a second. Wait. Why do I have to start this? What are you talking about, why you? You were always Ted's fa...
Nice. Nice. They usually get us confused. That's actually what I wanted to talk to you guys about. Would you mind doing us a quick favor? BOTH: Sure. Hey, Ruxin. Funniest thing happened on the way to the funeral. We met a guy you drafted. You should say hello to the person you drafted. Yeah. What's up, man? How yo...