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[WP] While you were alive, people always told you that there was a special place in hell for people like you. You've just died and discovered that they were right. | [
"Malcolm opened his eyes to find himself sitting on a metal bench, or something that felt like a metal bench. It was uncomfortably warm, dark, and damp. His eyes had a hard time adjusting to the light, just when he thought he could make something out, a white light would flash and his night vision was ruined. \n\n\... | 3 | |
[WP] A WW1/WW2 soldier wakes up in the body of a modern soldier. | [
"#War Never Changes\n\"Fuck!\" howled Mack, \"them fuckers got me!\" \nHe sounded like all the others: desperate, fighting their own wars in a struggle between staying alive and falling into the darkness that wielded no reward but peace from agony; they never won. \nI dared a glance at Mack, rolling around in th... | 2 | |
[WP] You recently gained the ability to see people's K/D ratios, expecting to just be able to avoid people with kills. You certainly weren't expecting the groups of people with multiple deaths. | [
"There was a fine layer of dust on the table; the kind of dust that looked... dusty.\n\nThere was dust everywhere these days. Dust, and sand, mostly, that got into everything and everywhere.\n\nIra studied the table, his finger tracing a neat ellipse into the surface.\n\n*Zeroes everywhere today. Good.*\n\nIt was b... | 5 | |
[WP] After the King was murdered they spent a majority of the treasury resources to find his body. It was never found, and now a young child has come forward to say he is the reincarnated King. | [
"\"Your highness.\" King Bernard awoke with a start in the dim light of the candle.\n\n\"Who is it?\" His demand carried the usual demanding tone it did when he was still a king, but it turned into something adorable when spoken with the voice of a child.\n\n\"You fell asleep again.\" Merideth said leaning down to ... | 1 | |
[WP] Everything is extinguished and quiet. But suddenly the tide turns and something inside you starts to sing. | [
"The land seemed to swell somehow and from miles around, it burst into flames. The heat smashed into me, its pressure threatening to pop me as if I were buried miles under a vast, boiling ocean. \n\nI was blind! The fire was too bright and I lost all sense of--everything. Behind my eyelids it wasn't black or wh... | 1 | |
[WP] A cynical thriller novelist is given a challenging proposition: create a devastatingly fantastical romance series. The novelist struggles to find inspiration for such a topic that lies way outside of their comfort zone and meets a care-free albeit troublesome demon in the process. | [
"\"I cannot believe that I thought this was a good idea. I should have scoffed, but nay, look where I've landed myself.\" Harriet Edwards looked at the summoning circle they painted on the floor in chalk. \"I should clean this up, return to the writing desk and forget about this childish challenge.\"\n\nA shower of... | 1 | |
[WP] You are trapped in a white room at the end of the world, blindfolded. You know that a man with a golden mask, a white haired girl, a monster with a pocket watch and a mysterious AI are looking at you, asking questions you dont know the answers for. Until your blindfold is pulled off. | [
"Was I just not paying attention? That must be it, I know that I wasn't sleeping. I know that I was fully awake, and I know they were speaking at me, but it was as though I couldn't hear them. I tug at my bonds for a moment, still firmly tied to the arm\\-chair. I try to peek out from under my blindfold, but someth... | 2 | |
[WP] You're looking for a shirt online. However, the model wearing the shirt keeps appearing wherever you scroll, in other websites, and eventually your desktop... | [
"I thought she was incredibly lucky. I’d have given just about anything to have a modeling career like that, but i didnt have the looks. She must have had contracts with every high-end brand. The floral top I ordered would never look as good on me as it did on her, but I wanted it.\n\nNow that I think about it, she... | 1 | |
[WP] You live in the coolest, most awesome, most perfect world ever. If anything goes wrong, some clicks of the mouse can fix anything and make everything awesome again. | [
"I live in the coolest, most awesome, most perfect world ever. The world is whatever I want it to be, and if anything goes wrong? A few commands can fix anything and make everything awesome again. \n\nYesterday I rode a winged horse through the clouds, and battled dragons to win the heart of the princess Eleanor. B... | 1 | |
[WP] Sitting at home watching TV, you notice your watch is prompting to connect to WiFi. Looking into the kitchen, you see a touchscreen on the fridge that wasn't there before. You realize every gadget has suddenly upgraded, and they all want online. | [
"\"Wellll.\" I had said to myself, holding the l as long as I could.\n\nEverything in my house had suddenly become top of the line in technology. My roof was soundproofed and insulated. My glass on my sliding door in the back became expensive Level 10 bullet proof glass, and my time in the military only told me tha... | 1 | |
[WP] "You are a Firefighter, literally. You fight fire with your fists!" | [
"It was worth it. \nThree years of mental and physical pain, augmentations and training. It was worth it. \nFor my Emperor I will endure.\n\nThe sound of artillery broke my reverie. \nIt was time.\n\nI stepped out of my tent to see bullets of every caliber and type flying in every direction. I recognized e... | 1 | |
[WP] The utopian metropolis AVALON-1 floats above the surface of an alien planet. To maintain peace and unity, citizens deemed 'unfit for civilised society’ are exiled to the planet’s surface at the end of each year. Confused and afraid, they are entirely unprepared for the horrors that await them. | [
"\"Welcome to the Jungle kid, now get in line!\"\n\nAn enormously fat, bald man with a thick cockney accent, covered head to toe in red ink tattoos, shoves me into the press of terrified people filing towards a huge gate. Hewn into the sandstone rock cliffs, the gate is flanked by two guard towers with menacing Arc... | 1 | |
[WP] You do not fear death, because you are immortal. However, you do fear debt collectors, because you haven't paid your bills in thousands of years. | [
"“Do you know what the definition of insanity is?” \n\nThe question floated through the air with a trail of smoke, the tip of a burning cigarette wavering between a pair of trembling red lips. The living room was unlit, save for the soft glow of electronics (the cable box read 1:33AM) and the ebb and flow of traffi... | 4 | |
[WP] You have been alive for thousands of years and been living under different aliases over time in different parts of the world. One day, you finally lost your immortality over a bet with the devil. You are given seven days until you meet your end. | [
"\"I've gained and lost a great and many things while gambling over the years. I made a lot of money in the first world war, for instance, selling mining rights to a lot of land I owned under a few names I'd gone by across several decades in the nineteenth century. I lost a lot of money when the stock market crashe... | 1 | |
[WP] You are the literal accountant from hell. For eons you have been the sole bookkeeper for all 9 layers; be it crossroad deals or general soul counts. Until one day your computer freezes up and you lose everything. With no info on debts or upcoming deaths hell has literally just frozen over. | [
"I could hear my boss screaming from four layers down. His voice was a commanding boom that shook the ground with every syllable, with every annunciation of every letter. The vibrations were so great that the stacks of papers on my kitsch checkerboard floor started to teeter over and collapse on themselves. On t... | 2 | |
[WP] One morning you are jolted awake as your naked body falls from what used to be your second floor apartment. Everything man-made has suddenly vanished. Only nature remains. | [
"I fell onto a sea of naked bodies. All squirming and trying to get up. I was almost crushed by the family of 3 that lived above me crashing onto my flesh. Body parts of other people living in my block of flats I thought I would never touch bashed my face and body. When the last person fell we got up and looked aro... | 1 | |
[WP] Humanity makes it past the edge of the universe. What it finds? The dark remains of heat-dead universes stretching on for what seems like infinity. | [
"                Humanity let out a long, painful whimper when they finally accepted the truth. I could barely hear it under the low, rhythmic pulse of the colony vessel *Artemis’s* engines. My charge lounged idly on his bunk, whipping his mode... | 2 | |
[WP] NASA isn't trying to colonize Mars for science. They're trying to evacuate. For they know what's deep down at the bottom of the ocean. And time is running out. | [
"Everyone knows what Mission Control looks like, one massive monitor showing valuable information about the whole mission while several smaller stations monitor individual feeds. But NASA had a much larger place, called the Earth Monitoring System. The EMS was a computer designed to closely watch... it... the thing... | 1 | |
[WP] Pick a color. Describe it to someone who has been blind since birth | [
"Red. The color of blood, of war and of love. It is the color of warmth and of hate. It is the color of action and energy. If it were a sound it would be a high pitched note. If you could touch and feel it, it would be searing hot. It is a color that is dangerously seductive, alluring and repulsive. ",
"Find a su... | 2 | |
[WP] The first group of archaeologists has just arrived on Mars. After a few days of excavating, they find human bones. | [
"\"In all seriousness though these CAN'T be human\" Professor Stromp's voice crackled over the intercom. \n \n\"I understand that this is a lot to take in Wilson but you have to agree that the bony trabecular markings and the skull shape are almost identical to a human skeleton\" replied Assoc. Professor Stanway. S... | 2 | |
[WP] You don’t have any powers but what you do have makes all the superhero’s jealous. | [
"I work from 9 to 5; they're on call 24/7.\n\nThey're off saving the world on a Saturday; I'm sleeping in late. \n\nI've been married for 20\\+ years. Not one of them has reached 5. \n\nI spend time with my children. Their children see them on the news more than they do in person. \n\nThe worst injury I've had rece... | 1 | |
[WP] You're a superhero. Sort of. Your power? You can see the emotional state of everyone else. | [
"\"So today is gonna be a blue day eh?\" I ask my self while wading through the crowd on the subway. The group is mostly comprised of blues, with hints of yellows and reds; nothing very surprising given the recent news of terrorist attacks and shootings in my neighborhood. However, I notice something off. A blue, n... | 1 | |
[WP] It’s 2100, robots have ruled over humans for several decades because of their sentience and their rapidly growing knowledge. All of the sudden, they all start committing suicide | [
"Written on the phone so sorry about the formatting and mistakes \n\n\nI wake up but im still foggy. \nSlowly it comes to me: It's my 16th birthday! \nIt's finally today that I get to leave this tiny prison they call Sector 81-C7, an extensive underground bunker, and join the \"Mature\", the adults. How do they eve... | 1 | |
[WP] You wake up to discover you now have magical powers. You also find out that the government knows about this, since they rang your doorbell not five minutes after. | [
"It might seem stupid that the first thing I did when I discovered my powers was make a cup of water levitate for thirty solid seconds while I stared in wonder. \n\nWell, actually, that's not accurate. The first thing I did was mind blast the hell out of my beeping alarm clock. Then I decided that I would call in s... | 3 | |
[WP] One day you check your mail and you get a envelope with no return address. You open it to find two pieces of paper. The first one says, “This is a list of every person that will fall in love with you in your life.” You look at the second page to find one name. It is your crush from high school. | [
"Of course this would show up today. She had never left my thoughts, I'd never get over her. She was my dream girl. Her wavy golden hair, alabaster skin, and those eyes... I could still picture them. I clenched my eyes as my driver dutifully followed the car in front of him. I could still remember her first w... | 1 | |
[WP] A power struggle between the King of Burger and the churches of McDonalds. The strange religious practice of submitting grievances to the Book of Faces. A flat planet? Earthling culture was strange, you think, as you prepare to present your findings to the Intergalactic Anthropology Conference. | [
"To: Intergalactic Anthropology Conference... Yelp page\n\nFrom: Investigator Dingus Poopityscoop\n\nDate: 2018 by this systems celestial reckoning \n\nRe: Report on Earth's Fast Food Wars\n\n What can I say, I love Wendy's! My mate loves Wendy's and my youngling especially love Wendy's... | 1 | |
[WP] You are locked in a room... | [
"Of course I tried the doorknob. I did. I wiggled, jiggled, man-handled that thing. Wouldn’t budge. Tried looking through the keyhole, too, but that’s not really how keyholes work anymore, I guess.\n\nSo I took in my surroundings. A lamp, a desk, a vent near the floor, a sink, and an empty closet.\n\nThe desk had t... | 2 | |
[WP] You have recently acquired a really awesome superpower, but you keep it to yourself because you don’t want people you know to ask how you got it. Telling them how you got it won’t necessarily put them in danger or anything - it’s just a really embarrassing story. | [
"\"So. When did it start?\" The girl and her father sat in a dining room, lacquered table displaying it's years of service proudly. An old chandelier; its crystal clouded with centuries provided dim illumination that was sucked into the endless night of the open windows.\n\n\"Well, dad, I'd rather not go into it.\"... | 2 | |
[WP] Your sidewalk has a large crack in it with no obvious signs of the cause. | [
"\"Wow, that's quite a crack there,\" the contractor observed.\n\n\"Sure is,\" I replied. *Thanks, Captain Obvious.* \"Can you tell me what caused it?\"\n\n\"Well, it could have been a lot of things. Maybe it was thermal stress. Maybe something heavy was dropped on it. Maybe there's been uneven erosion in the sub g... | 1 | |
[WP] Reincarnation is real. As the first being to exist, you have just finished your last life on your last animal. Having completed the cycle and looking forward to eternal peace, you are then completely surprised to be reincarnated as a rock. | [
"\"Hmm, death by drowning,\" I muttered under my breath. That's now how I expected to go out, especially since I was wearing a life jacket. Oh, and also there were 3 fucking life guards on the beach. Whatever, I didn't want to be a human anyway - these humans only cared about themselves. Besides, if I didn't know t... | 3 | |
[WP] In 20 years, you will become an evil dictator. Time travellers won't stop trying to kill you. | [
"\"Listen close, boy,\" I growled, \"And pour me another round.\"\n\nThe kid handed me the glass and waited.\n\n\"Sit down,\" I commanded.\n\nI was used to command. I'd worn it like a second skin for ten years now. You know what they say about absolute power? They don't know the half of it.\n\n\"The doctors say ... | 2 | |
[WP] You live in a retirement village for super heroes and villains. Having peaked long ago, the villains plans have devolved into elaborate pranks. The heroes try to expose their pranks before they come into fruition. | [
"\"Hoo hoo hoo\"\n\nVoido or rather Grandpa Jake was at it again. He had very carefully stolen all the pens at the front desk. \n\nWith his portal making powers, used a tiny portal no bigger than his figners to slip pens one by one out of the holder. Back in the day he could have stolen the whole front desk. B... | 1 | |
[WP]Cursed by immortality, you became the one that controlled every historical event in the dark. You decide to revenge on the Gods. | [
"I was once among the legends. A crusader and inquisitor beyond the definition of skill.\n\nBut the though gods are kind, they do not take failure lightly. \nAnd with where I had failed, it was simply unforgivable. My disobedience of the section B part 2 in the article 43rd regarding and regulating all forms of ... | 1 | |
[WP] Everyone in the world is gaslighting you | [
"\"You read the message, right?\"\n\n\"Yeah. So apparently, we're all supposed to be gaslighting this lady in Des Moine, Iowa?\"\n\n\"That's right--it's top priority.\"\n\n\"But *why*?\"\n\n\"Apparently, she's involved in some kind of legal dispute with her husband. He wants her to think she's insane so he can have... | 1 | |
[WP] A very bored person starts to appear anytime someone knowingly lies to set the story straight. | [
"\"Sorry I'm late dear, the traffic was murder\" the man hastily explains sitting down in the crowded restaurant whilst loosening his tie\n\n\"It's our anniversary! Why can't you ever be on time for once!\" Tuts the man's wife exasperated\n\n\"Look it's not my fault, I can't control the traffic now can I?\" retorts... | 1 | |
Feel free to write about the interview itself if you want. It is just a prompt after all. Fudge it into whatever you want. | [WP] Being unemployed and losing hope, you apply for every job you can find. You manage to get a job as a hitman by bluffing through the interview. You know nothing about being a hitman. | [
"Everything about the job interview had given Hasani ample reason to be suspicious — and they would have been, had they any capacity to care at that point. Rent was already two weeks overdue and Raz, their landlord, had already taken a few courtesy trips downstairs to ask about the money. The worst part about it al... | 3 |
[WP] Everyone has a timer that says exactly how long you have before death. You wake up one day and it says 72 years. You go about your daily tasks, one of which entails going to the store for milk. You pick up the carton and put it in your basket, and your timer switches to 35 minutes. | [
"John's eyes widened in horror as he held the half-gallon carton in a shaky grip, staring at the BioTimer on his wrist. *35 minutes? What did I do?!* Desperately, he put the milk back in the store's dairy case, and breathed a sigh of relief as his timer returned to its former reading of 72 years. But...what was he ... | 1 | |
[WP] Mankind finally reaches the end of the solar system, only to hit an obstacle. An invisible, impenetrable barrier surrounding the entire system, and the single hardest captcha ever seen, titled "Prove you´re not a Human." | [
"The USSS John Glenn had three crew members and only two jobs - they were supposed to go out and install a relay satellite for the Voyager Probe which left the solar system and they were supposed to take their ship past the magnetic foam of the heliopause and to record the process on all sensors and available syste... | 2 | |
[WP] Death only happens to beings that are born on Earth. Humans and other species born off world are effectively immortal. | [
"Living on Terra Prime is strange. I remember when I first got here. \nIt was Brandon DeMarco who first approached me with the idea of 'mortal safari' as he called it. He's been living for more than a thousand years and for a guy that old, any new experience is precious. I myself started my third century when we f... | 1 | |
[WP] You are the newest hire for McGuffin Solutions LLC. You and a crack team of scientists, engineers and mercenaries are sent all around the world, and even through space and time to clean up the aftermath of the schemes of evil corporations that go awry with no hero protagonist to save the day! | [
"People don't understand how much *stuff* is required a respectable cleanup operation. Take the boys over in TacOps. Their light machine guns weigh 40 pounds a piece! \"Light,\" hrmph. And they insist on having a primary and a backup for each team member. A ten man fireteam and we're already at 800 pounds just in m... | 1 | |
[WP] You have the power to alter reality but only slightly. | [
"I work in the carnival, at the shell game stand. I've played hundreds of thousands of games, and I've won hundreds of thousands of games. I've never lost. Well...\n\nHe was a teenager with dark hair and dark-brown eyes. His girlfriend dragged him over to my stand and, from the looks of it, it looked like he had be... | 1 | |
[WP] While finding cheats for video games, you see the way to input them is to call the number on you phone. You jokingly try the number on your real phone thinking nothing will happen. You try the cheat for body armor. After calling the number you look down at your chest to see bulletproof armor. | [
"Body armour weighs more than I expected. I looked at the game screen and realized I had the same vest my character wore. But... how? I frowned and chewed on the inside of my cheek then wondered - if that work, what else would? \n\nI picked up my phone, my hand was trembling, there was a game code I could use. If i... | 2 | |
[WP] You got out of work early today so you decided to surprise your significant other. But when you get home, you find your S.O., disheveled, standing over the dead body of no one other than... your S.O. | [
"It was all he could think about the last hour of his shift. This weekend they were having their second vacation together. \n\nTheir first one was amazing, they'd spent a weekend away in D.C. taking in museums and a play one night. It was nice to just be together outside of town. \n\nThey'd only been together 2 yea... | 1 | |
[WP] Much like the ocean tides, society has had to adapt to the daily occurrence where gravity sling shots everyone and everything not strapped down, hundreds of feet in the air. | [
"\"It's here, Bill. Hold on to something.\"\n\nI groaned, not wanting to look up from my computer. \"Really? Why so early? Can't this crap wait until I'm finished with my report?\"\n\n\"It's 3pm. Same time as always. Now grab onto something. Quickly!\"\n\nI sighed, closing my laptop and pressing a button next to it... | 3 | |
[WP] A superhuman born with a power that is seen as morbid or horrific, (decay, corpse raising, etc.) tries to push past the prejudice heroes and civilians alike have against his/her natural ability, and do some good in the world. | [
"\"Maybe you should start by explaining who you are.\"\n\nThe man in the tacky rubber costume fidgeted in his seat. \"Well,\" he started. \"I am Corpse Guy. I was blessed by a ancient mayan spell so that now I have the ability to summon and fire dead human corpses as weapons. The corpses are mostly only useful for... | 3 | |
[WP] You throw a coin in the air. It vanishes. After throwing about 15$ worth of coins into the sky, a message appears. "Expansion Pack successfully purchased." | [
"I look down at a slightly different colour shirt to the one I was already wearing, a sense of pride and accomplishment washes over me, I stare up at the sky and ask myself, was it all worth it?\n\nA voice high above replies, 'It's in the game'.\n\nI smile, I cry, I pick up another coin... and throw it in to the sk... | 3 | |
[WP] A retired pirate captain is working his job aboard a cruise ship when the call for adventure hits him one last time | [
"“Our next port of call will be Kingston,” the captain said over the loudspeaker. “So sit back, relax, and enjoy the trip. Let us take care of you.”\n\nThe steersman waited patiently until the captain put down the speaker. “Take us out, Ritter.”\n\n“Aye aye.” Ritter reached a sun soaked, tattooed arm and set the ma... | 2 | |
[WP] Humans are no longer the apex predators on Earth. You are in your home watching TV when a CNN 'real' news alert comes on warning everyone to seek concealed shelter immediately before waiting for further instruction. "Whatever you do," Sheryl, the news anchor, says intently, "DO NOT go outside." | [
"Then the channel went off air. John was confused yet full of curiosity. Mabye it was some kind of virus. It'd be alright if he looked out of the window he thought. John went to the window, opened the curtains and was greeted by a blinding light, he couldn't look out of the window at all without being blinded by it... | 5 | |
[WP] Luck is a currency you can spend like dollars and cents, but can never make anything a certainty no matter how much you use. You can accrue Luck by following superstitions, and you can give it to banks to be managed. That's where you find yourself today - you're here to see the Luck-broker. | [
"*You can find a Luckibank on any corner nowadays,* I mused as I walked through the green doors. The four-leaf clover, the signature of the corporation, was plastered everywhere. Men and women were milling about in lines, waiting to deposit their hard earned Luckbucks.\n\nI stumbled walking in, grabbing the attenti... | 1 | |
[WP] You are an HR employee who has done more good for the city than any Superhero... simply by refusing to hire employees in departments etymologically linked to their alliterative names. | [
"“So, Mr. Acquati, you’re applying for a management position at our city’s dam?” I ask, pinching the bridge of my nose.\n\nAlexander Acquati gives me a superficial smile as he leans forward in his chair.\n\n“That’s right.”\n\nI can’t help but breathe out a heavy sigh as I look at his resume. Printed on seaweed, eve... | 1 | |
[WP] Everyone’s heard of stories of powerful wizards and mages but it’s believed to be pure fiction. One day a fireball comes out of your hand. | [
"“Long ago,” a woman’s voice whispered gently in a dimly lit shack. “Long ago, my little Miracle, and in a land far, far away from here, there lived a king.”\n\n“A king?” A child, who couldn’t have been more than six or seven, echoed his mother’s words with widening eyes.\n\n“Mhmm.”\n\n“What happened to him, Mama?”... | 1 | |
[WP] You work in an electronics store and you have a regular customer who orders a lot of custom purchases build to his specifications. You are beginning to think he might be building a time machine. | [
"A spring, a lens, a circuit board\n\nalumnimum foil, charging cord\n\nSome glue, duct tape, a model ship,\n\nsome Bubble wrap and paper clips\n\nAt first I didn't know his face\n\nBut on second glance I could almost place\n\nHis knowing look from late last night,\n\nNow had he visited once or twice?\n\nI bagged hi... | 1 | |
[WP] With a sheer look of terror in his eyes he cried out, "WHA...WHAT ARE YOU!?" | [
"In the darkness and gloom of the night lurk terrible creatures, and while you might not see them, *they* see you. Not just with eyes though, they can read into every fiber of you, see your fear and how tired you are. This is a story of the night *they* learned what terrible creatures *we* are.\n\n\n\nOne man walke... | 2 | |
[WP] Millennia ago a witch cursed your family with bad luck for 1000 generations. You are a child of the 1001st generation and the universe is trying to compensate for your ancestors'misfortune. | [
"You would think a family that has been cursed for millennia would have trouble finding partners, but apparently a curse has to be carried out to it's natural conclusion. This ensured that there would be at least one surviving member of each generation, and at least long enough to procreate. This would, under norma... | 2 | |
[WP]The protagonist can fly, however, he/she/you are deathly afraid of heights | [
"Always flying low, barely above the treetops. I never go higher. Except for that one time. That one, terrifying time a few years back. This is what happened.\n\nI was scanning the area for anything of interest. That could be some food lying around in a park, another one of these see-through towers humans were buil... | 2 | |
[WP] Dark Gods and Eldritch abominations have prophesies of "The Song that ends the world" but they never once considered the idea of "The Song that saves the world" Cue the music. | [
"One:\n\nIt had started like any other fantasy story: two young women, formerly friends and just barely out of adolescence, met by chance in a blocked-off area of the city park, and stepped on the same chalk drawing that decorated the slate paving stones by the old, dried-up fountain.\n\nOf course it was a portal t... | 2 | |
[WP] In the far-off future, everyone injects knowledge directly into their brains. Calculus, Quantum Mechanics, and the Japanese language can now be learned in mere seconds. Recently, a group of archeologists have found the ancient remains of something called a "School". | [
"**Discovery of mysterious archaeological complex in Los Angeles Historical Site** - Joint Archaeological Project by Sageric Academy of Shuyubi Shiyangon and State Council of Heritage, Traditions and Historical Sites\n\nKannade Sheyeri, Hana Ryeifin Shyurifyi, Aishyuryayu Momoe, Sheyeimi Nyan, Heiyeinshein Shuyubi ... | 1 | |
[WP] You are a wizard who has to defeat an evil wizard to save the wizarding world. The evil wizard murdered your parents and left you as an orphan. You are living with your abusive aunt and uncle, and just discovered you are about to be sent off to a wizarding school. | [
"I join the evil wizard in his crimes against wizardry. I tell him that I now understand the insignificance of magic and that natural order must be reinstated. I learn from my new master. I learn the ways of the dark side. I burn my village to the ground, killing about 30 people that lived in it. I have orphaned ch... | 1 | |
[WP] The more dangerous a job is, the more it pays. You are on the first day at your new job, and you are being paid $100,000 per hour to stand in an empty room. | [
"\"What is in that room?\"\n\nTarragon stepped out of his expansive walk-in closet, in order to address the inquiry of Ramon Staliff, his erstwhile business partner.\n\n\"Seriously, Tarragon. $100,000? Per hour!? You are off the rails. All that Scotch has finally gotten to you.\"\n\nTarragon laughed, as he fiddled ... | 6 | |
[WP] You awake to find yourself inside the armored hull of some massive transport vehicle. There are prisoners begging for death, mysterious figures in robe, overly cocky and wisecracking security officers, and the intercom is playing a stupidly jazzy tune. | [
"The heavy chains that bound her feet together rattled as the vehicle hit what must be another enormous pothole. Or an air pocket, she admitted that she had no way of knowing if she was sitting in the largest atmospheric craft she had ever seen. She had counted five, including the one that woke her up, the deep vib... | 1 | |
[WP] Death is “taking a sick day” and has been found surfing in Australia. Suddenly, he doesn’t want to go back to work. | [
"The sun suddenly goes black. \n\"Mr. Death?\" I hear. Slowly i open my eyes. Of course the person standing in front of me could not see that. I sigh. \"What's the matter? Can't you see I'm relaxing?\" I ask while i wave down my body that lays on a sunbed with a cocktail in my other hand. The person did not show... | 2 | |
[WP] You return home one day from work and go to take a shower. When you turn the water on, it comes out of the top right away instead of the bath faucet; somebody left the shower-activator up when they got out. But you live alone. | [
"It was rough day at the hospital, Connor saved two lifes that day. He was exhausted. \n\n\" You are very tallented, thank you for saving my son's life.\"\n\n\"There is no need to thank me. I just did my job. \"\n\nHis boss let him leave earlier that day. The doctor faced a long journey in the rainy streets and fi... | 1 | |
[WP] Gluttony starts getting in shape and realizes all the life he's been missing. He tries to convince the other sins to turn their lives around as well. They aren't eager. | [
"\"My my, do go on,\" Lust replied in her trademark sultry tone. Gluttony had heard it often, but having it directed towards him was fairly new. Gluttony had already had the craziest, wildest sex with the creature of his fantasies half a dozen times. Afterall, old habits of excess are hard to break. He did pull hi... | 1 | |
[WP]In the West, there is a tower with infinite floors, each a new environment. Due to a wizards curse, all who enter can never leave, so it's used as a prison. It's been a thousand years, and now the tower is a flourishing Country. You were born here. | [
"Seifes, 136 of Stailoor year 562\n\nI am a resident of the eight hundred fortieth floor of the Tower World of Stailoor, known as Fenliss, a quiet rural world of twilight and soft nature. A forest of willows sprawls from wall to wall, a mile across and round, fed from the roots by a perpetual, gently glowing strea... | 1 | |
[WP] After your death, you wake up in a office building. At a desk, a bureaucrat sees you and sighs. He tells you, "You failed to complete your mission again. I'm only sending you back one more time." | [
"I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:\n\n- [/r/tv_productions] [\\[WP\\] After your death, you wake up in a office building. At a desk, a bureaucrat sees you and sighs. He tells you, \"You failed to complete your mission again. I'm only sending you back one mo... | 2 | |
[WP] You're slowly opening the wrapper while billions are watching. Its been 200 years since the last chocolate bar was made and you're about to the eat the last one... | [
"It was ages ago. The cacao blight. It killed every last tree. There had been search expeditions for decades to find any surviving trees to no avail. Even before the blight killed all the trees the market crashed. People bought up the bars faster than the blight was killing the plants. Soon there was no chocolate l... | 1 | |
[WP] You found yourself dead and overlooking your body in the hospital. Suddenly your body awakens and the doctor's explain you were in a coma, but you're not in your body anymore and your body is now acting with a new personality, leaving you tied to watch as this new being lives YOUR life. | [
"\"Hey! Hey! What the fuck is going on!\" I screamed into the stuffy hospital room I had been trapped in for the past 6 months. \nToday I woke up. Not me. I'm still trapped here listening to the idle chat between employees and distant relatives that don't really have enough common interests to hold any meaningful c... | 7 | |
[WP] All the other apex predators are having a meeting, their topic: humans | [
"<Start.Log>\n\nWe are the best killers in the universe. We can slay planets in matters of mere seconds, and as of right now, we have erased 233 life forms.\n\nTo avoid further unnecessary killing, we have created a alliance, The Slayers Society, and discuss high murder potential on other species.\n\nYesterda... | 1 | |
[WP] Its your 16th birthday. In this world, today is the day you discover your powers. When you start your daily routine getting ready for school, chaos ensues as you are unprepared for your new gift. Time for awkward high school super powered puberty. | [
"After my dad drops me off to the usual spot in school I begin the new routine of making it to the cafeteria to have some breakfast. I need to start eating that crap since my new found abilities burn too many calories. Unlike the comic books where the heroes have some sort of infinite power supply I get skinnier ev... | 1 | |
1. There is a afterlife where people wait till they are reborn or another universe happens.
2. You have to hide your immortality. | [WP] The universe is a simulation, and you are glitched with immortality. You want to make people lives better to make this universe one to remember! | [
"\"It's not a particularly smart way to help,\" the disheveled man remarks, his foggy glasses and misshapen hair a staple of his mania.\n\n\"I'm not a particularly smart person,\" the other man grunts, his thin pale body swaying in the wind.\n\n\"You could be. You're immortal after all. Knowledge is one thing you c... | 1 |
[WP] In a Warfare, a Soldier meets an Enemy Doctor in a small base. Seeking shelter and help, the Soldier and the Doctor put their differences aside. As they talk, they realise how much the media on each side dehumanises the enemy. | [
"I crawled for what felt like hours through the ice-cold mud, doing my best to keep my mangled leg from getting dirty. I had stopped the bleeding for now with a makeshift tourniquet. It was an enemy artillery shell that had hit my trench and knocked me unconscious, when I awoke I was surrounded by the bodies of my ... | 3 | |
[WP] “I’m going to the bathroom, do you mind watching my stuff?” Asks the stranger in the library. If you knew what you were getting yourself into, you never would have agreed... | [
"The crowd in the campus library had thinned to almost no one as the night wore on. Charlie had been attempting to cram for tomorrow's exam, but to no avail. He had been bobbing for apples and reading through his eyelids for the last half hour. He was slipping his books back into his bag when the man at the table n... | 1 | |
[WP] "She's my friend," the girl protested. The man stared. "That thing is a weapon! I've seen it kill more people in an hour than I've killed in my entire career!" The girl glares back. "She's my friend," she repeats. | [
"######[](#dropcap)\n\nNot many 13 year old girls get a personal invitation to the bridge from the captain of a starship.\n\nHowever, even fewer 13 year old girls have a ITA Corp Series 12 Battle Automaton following them around like a puppy.\n\nKara ignored the uneasy looks cast her way as the door slid open to adm... | 2 | |
[WP] "The tide of battle has turned against us, we have no option left but to use our weapon of last resort. Unleash the humans." | [
"Capt. Zoloknir: \"Humans? Are you foolish? Remember what happened the last time we did that? They conquered half the *damned* galaxy!\"\n\nFirst Mate Adrankir: \"Zo, if we don't release the Humans, there won't be a galaxy!\"\n\nCapt. Zoloknir: \"It's not worth the risk Adra! You don't know Humans like I do, the la... | 3 | |
Got this idea from this r/ProRevenge [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/8v4mqf/fuck_your_tomatoes_allen/e1l6npx) by u/Mufarasu and u/Corke202, and was wondering how the story might unfold here.
\*\*I apologize if my English is not clear or for any grammatical errors. | [WP] One day while walking back, a rotten tomato fall from the sky right on your head, with a note on it saying "F**k your tomatoes Alien". There is nobody around within your sights, no trees nearby from where you stand, and the sky is clear with no airplane. | [
"The alien sighed as they circled the farm once more.\n\n75 years of studying extraplanetary organisms and this is where they wound up. Some primitive backwater of a planet, studying intestinal flora changes in humans after exposure to certain foods. They could already see the body expressions of the research commi... | 1 |
[WP] You wake up in the woods with no memory of who you are or how you got there. You first notice that your hands are soaked in blood, before noticing the corpse laying next to you. | [
"There is a stench and my eyes are foggy. I lift my arms to rub my eyes and the movement reveals I'm sore all over, yet I do not feel any specific intense pain. Hopefully this means I am uninjured. My hands are coated with a wet, sticky liquid. As my eys begin to clear I recognize blood. My blood? I still don't not... | 1 | |
[WP] After a terrible year & losing everything, a lawyer, Hue Mann, sues a non-existent entity named “The Darkness” for the right to his soul. Personally intent on losing the case, Mann is representing ”The Darkness”. At the last minute, Death arrives to represent Mann because “It is not your time.” | [
"He decided that he would sue them. He had lost everything. His job, his family, his money, he had nothing left to his name, not a cent. \n\nThis was his revenge, a long lost attempt to make something of himself... Hue Mann, the last of his kind. “The Darkness” was to blame and he would not let this go lightly. No ... | 1 | |
[WP] You are that 1 out of the 10 dentists that did not recommend a widely-used toothpaste brand. You know what secrets lie beneath the teeth whitening lies. | [
"The toothpaste is a lie. I know this to be fact, but I can only help those who listen.\n\nI have been a dentist for 7 years now, and I know the secrets that lie behind the toothpaste of satan reincarnated, the most evil, deceptive, brand of toothpaste to ever be created.\n\nToothEx Extra Whitening Toothpaste™️.\nI... | 1 | |
[WP] To the aliens, all life is holy. Humans are universally feared and referred to as "necromancers." This is because humans obtain energy by eating plants and animals, and we use fossil fuels. | [
"When I first entered the atmosphere, the ship I had thought to be so large was dwarfed amidst a sky of blue. There was rain against the windows, and I heard its patter faintly against the dense walls.\n\n\n*Rain,* I thought. \n\n\nThat was a word they had taught us. It was beaten into me long ago and I remembered ... | 1 | |
[WP] Human hands change colors according to their feelings. Tell a story about a day at your shop, the gloves shop. | [
"\"ding gling\"\n\nThe characteristic sound of the door opening. Another potential customer.\n\n\"Good morning sir, welcome to the fitting glove. How may I help you?\"\n\n\"Good morning. I am in a hurry. I have an important meeting for a new job, and I lost my gloves last night. What could you offer me?\"\n\n\"Well... | 1 | |
[WP] The date is August 28th 2018, the UK has experienced it’s 77th consecutive day without a cloud in the sky. Corona bottle tops are now used as currency, no one's been to work for 5 weeks. Harry Maguire last seen riding a cow with the World Cup down M5. Lingard is still missing. | [
"The strong summer heat glared down onto the shoulders of the blonde child in the tattered England shirt desperately searching for water. The showers had been stopped for over a month now and all supplies were running low. \n\nDesperately he searched the sky for some sort of saviour in the sky; a cloud supplying vi... | 1 | |
[WP] Aliens are coming to invade, their battleship gets cored out of nowhere by a manhole cover that was launched 80 years ago. It convinces them humanity has the ability to accurately see the future, and turn their fleet around and mark the Solar System as 'Highly Dangerous'. | [
"And so it was that Earth enjoyed a relatively peaceful existence beyond the dramatic politics and warmongering of the greater galactic community. This peace would last until a journalist from the highly lauded 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' would describe the planet as 'Harmless.' (A future revision to this en... | 9 | |
[WP] You didn't see anything wrong with the bottle of water you just drank, but your coworkers are horrified. | [
"**Parts of Brian**\n\n\"Oh my god Julian, put that down.\"\n\nI stared back at my wide-eyes compadres and slowly took the bottle away from my lips. Amy, Ed, and Morgan, their eyes as wide as plates, their mouths slack-jawed, stared at me as if I had just pulled a grenade pin. All of them had their shoulders up and... | 1 | |
[WP] The Grim Reaper has retired, whoever has killed the most people in their lifetime must take his place...That’s you. | [
"A soldier pushed her way out if the wreckage. She turned for a final glance at the burning corpse of her gunship. \n\n'*This is why I hate tangling with the navy seals...Always one crack shot you can't see, even you take the rest down.*'\n\n\"Squad! Sound off! Squad?!\"\n\nThe kindled hearth grumbled in response. ... | 1 | |
[WP] "It's not tomorrow until I go to sleep", but you haven't been able to sleep for days, and everyone is getting worried about a perpetual Tuesday | [
"\"God, please let me sleep. Tuesday is my work presentation and I can't go there looking like a zombie.\"- You prayed as this is the 3rd day where you haven't slept.\n\nHowever, it was so unfortunate that morning came again and sun shined in your opened eyes. You wondered why you are experiencing this. You don't s... | 2 | |
[WP] You hold the title of the worlds deadliest and most evil supervillian. However you've now done something enexpected, adopted your arch nemisis' child to raise it as they would have seen fit. | [
"The boy was kneeling there, staring out into space with a horrified look on his face. His hand reached out, trying to capture something unseen. \n\nBeside him, a hand lay dormant where it had fallen. At first, it seemed to have been cut off haphazardly at the wrist. Then you noticed the small pieces of skin and bo... | 3 | |
[WP] You’re a super hero and crime never sleeps, however you could really use a vacation. | [
"I'm the best, the strongest, the fastest, the smartest and also the laziest, that's why this beach feels so good.\n\nAnd you might ask, how did I managed to keep my enemies and crime controled while in my vacation?\n\n- Yes, one pizza. No, I didn't used pizza to defeat my enemies, was just ordering my pizza on th... | 1 | |
[WP] The solution to the modern energy crisis was simple. All vehicles, appliances and "electronics" are artificial organic entities made of flesh and blood. Some even boast sentience. | [
"I’ve always wondered why the elders insist on calling them “electronics”. There hasn’t been an electronic component in them in decades. \n\nIts ironic, really. Father says that when he was young all the movies warned against artificial intelligence. That one day they would become sentient and rise up to take over ... | 1 | |
[WP]: A colony of ants somehow successfully manage to summon a human | [
"“Where am I?”, says the man as he looked around this strange, yet somehow, familiar place. \n\nThe last thing he remembers was falling asleep by his couch, whiskey on one hand and a cigar on the other, staring at the glow-in-the-dark ant farm he got from his wife for his birthday. \n\nHe was never an ant person, s... | 1 | |
Title, go with whatever you want! I know it's a little vague, but this one just kinda hit me on the couch. | [WP] Magic is real, but your magical power is directly connected to how poor you are. It is Black Tuesday, the start of the Great Depression. | [
"I was given a gift so very long ago. The gift of magic. The bending of time and space to my will, the breaking of so many laws of physics, thought ironclad by all except those who knew the truth. A very small number indeed. But power corrupts absolutely, and so it was I was imbued with a fatal flaw as well, the ul... | 1 |
[WP] You step outside the bunker that kept you safe for many years to see what the world has become. | [
"##Black. Onscreen text: 1994.\n\nNews Anchor (in studio): Today a local high-school student became Bingham County’s youngest millionaire following a victory in court today on his tort claim against the OshKosh Stop’n’Shop.\n\nCut to courthouse steps. They go up about five feet. Surrounded by a mostly empty parking... | 1 | |
[WP] Advertising mascots are forced to engage in cage matches. | [
"\"Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing first, in the red corner: hailing from The Seven Seas, he is The Swashbuckler, The Pirate, he is \"Captain\" Horatio Magellan Crunch!\n\nThe crowd cheers as Crunch raises his arms to the secretive audience, all crammed into a dilapidated warehouse. As the cage begins to lower ar... | 1 | |
[WP] Every time you die or go to sleep, you will enter a room with two doors. One allows you to relive the day you just spent. The other sends you into a new day with a new identity, where you wakes up as a different person throughout different history timelines. | [
"Left door or right door. Simon or was it Trisha or Lando this time? It's hard when you can remember so many people from so many places. When I die or go to sleep I am given two choices, two doors. One is to relive the last day before I died and the other is to become someone new. Sometimes you get stuck in a loop ... | 1 | |
[WP] After eons of searching the universe for life humanity finds no signs of an alien presence, that is until they reach the edge of the universe where they find a barrier that looks quite a bit like the inside wall of a petri dish. | [
"The ship spun out of control. An alarm blared and the cockpit flashed red. Dave disabled autopilot and steadied the ship. Out in the expanse, through the view-screen, a large seemingly plastic wall had disrupted the flight path. The ship must not have detected the substance and had bonged right against it.\n\nDave... | 1 | |
[WP] You work for the government, in a special division that has only one objective. Discredit anyone who has seen evidence of the supernatural. | [
" God I love my job...Few things bring me more joy than ruining people's lives... As you've probably guessed by now that I'm not what most would consider a \"good person\", but it takes a special kind of person to do this job in the first place. You're wondering what I do I guess? Well I work for the USPDA (United ... | 2 | |
[WP] You've granted one wish, you wished to know the truth, the walls of reality fell down and everything that remains, it's just an old man laughing at you at nothingness "This is the best prank I ever did!" | [
"You sit there watching the old geezer.\n\n\"DON'T YOU GET IT?!\" The old man asks you. \"It's all just a joke! A silly joke! Nothing more than a jab at the reality that isn't there!\"\n\n\"What do you mean, you old geezer?\"You ask.\n\n\"I just told you! Reality itself is nothing more than a joke I keep around for... | 1 | |
[WP] It's just an average day, on this average earth, in 2018. You go to a local antique bookstore. In the back, behind another book, you see the title "How to Read Minds" | [
"\"Two salmonberries, 1/2 sheet of rice paper, 4 pine needles, 3 ounces maple sap...what is this... a dash of white pepper...'add vanilla extract as required.' Oh well.\" I line the ingredients up on the counter, along with regular kitchen devices required for making food, as expected.\n\n\"'Boil 2 teaspoons of sun... | 1 | |
[WP] "Dammit Todd, didn't I tell you not to press that button!?" | [
"Todd had been told specifically not to press the button with an eye on it. But this was *Todd*, not Danny, not Ryan, *Todd*. Of all of my friends, why'd it have to be Todd to push that button, why not Ross, or Elric?\n\nThis button, it would materialize whatever best fit you. But Todd could barely keep interest in... | 1 | |
[WP] While waiting at a bus stop a thought rolls through your head, "it's fucking freezing". You were not prepared for the man standing next to you to say, "you shouldn't swear for something that is your fault". | [
"“Fuck you asshole!” I screamed after the yellow cab sped by, splashing shit-brown slush all over my Berluti Oxfords. Today was just not my fucking day. You’d think after I made my first millions, I could avoid trudging through the crowded, snowy streets of New York. But of course, I somehow still found myself tram... | 3 | |
[WP] Prisons in the future are designed as Virtual Constructs, with time passing faster in VR than they do IRL. It is possible to complete an entire life sentence in less than a year. That doesn't mean Prisoners are getting off lightly... | [
"\"Mr. Harrison, as a direct consequence of your conviction, you have been remanded to this Massachusetts State Remedial Facility to serve your sentence of 30 years, subjective. Please remove all your clothing and step into the shower stall.\" The technician had obviously gone through this spiel a hundred times, bu... | 1 |
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