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it 's 30 degrees outside and its april |
x3 |
i do n't want to go to school |
i feel awful |
stupid anxiety attacks kill me |
jacked up morning already |
i'm in the emergency room |
woah hell in chapel thrill is closed |
no more sweaty basement dance parties |
the weatherman hates me |
i think only girls sleep on their hands cause i always hear of girls waking up with f 's or x 's on their cheeks |
that sucks |
buenos dias twitters |
isok we will be strong |
hahaha everyone have a great day |
oh so the quotlegend of zeldaquot movie was an april fool 's joke |
i was excited |
wow being 16 sucks so far sick |
and i cant even listen to my music or sing because my throat and ears are infected |
oh joy |
aww |
i want one too |
baka next week |
hahaha |
ugh i took medicine on an empty stomach regretting it |
yeah i know but i 've also been put on a quotmake this guy sufferquot list my google |
my web access is also painfully slow |
i actually saw a site where they do that but that just made me sad |
yea the time gods can be cruel bastards sometimes |
it is sooo windy here |
i do n't like this at all |
not what i signed up for |
lol i had such a long day yesterday |
now i'm back on my grind and gotta play catch up |
got to take kitty back to the vet this afternoon she is in the garden looking worried amp grumpy |
i wo n't murder u honey |
xxx |
tired stayed up too late watching for sabrina on dwts but she looked lovely as usual |
fyi in case you 're looking a new chicago manual goes for about 50 |
waking up late on my first my first day back |
where are you going to get one from |
i actually prefer twirl but seem to be having issues with their new update |
doesnt want to install on my comp |
just woke up |
it 's gonna be a perfectly shitty day |
drooling thru physical science |
in college doing nothing |
it was close to 80 here in san diego yesterday now it 's only 58 |
writing my report for uni |
just got an orientation at our new work gym |
exciting |
but now i do n't have an excuse to not work out lol |
well that 's me grossed out for the rest of the day shocking pictures |
taking my son to get his 18 month shot |
hope it does n't hurt all day long |
i 'll let ya know how he takes it |
i tried that did n't work |
why why god why |
gah cant even close tags these days man my skillz are so non1337 best get a job doing frontpage on win98 |
exactly |
i 'll grab the sheets tonight and do them tomorrow |
i 's forgot |
cheesey ads |
not impressed with my banana |
my plant that is |
put it out for the nice weather only to see it wilt |
is babysittin her stupid lil sister wen actually she shud be with her friends enjoyin the weather you think im jokin |
hi gabby its sabina who told me to use cocaine |
did n't sleep at all last night |
had a terrible dream of being caught in a car and zombies trying to get in and eat me |
no bueno |
english bummer |
go to class |
or study |
dentist later i'm hoping it 's my teeth plates and nothing as nasty as last time |
want a puppy |
does anyone know anyone who would like to adopt a trained lab |
bff is moving and ca n't find a place that allows 2 dogs |
yep only in ottawa lmao it 's bullshit |
nope |
forgot to turn on the espresso machine this morning sigh guess breakfast is going to have to wait |
not happy am i |
haha ottawa too |
its effing april |
there should n't be any snow |
it 's snowing in april |
omfg im so friggin bored why cant i jus have something to do |
have to wait to check out the new splattercast until i get home |
aw oh well it 's the one with jan guillou so everyone might not like it |
company blocked twitter today oh well i still have it on mobile |
if i had it my way id spell it wensday but unfortunatly im not a roman emperorviking god so i have no say in the matter |
really need to be getting work done but twitter is more entertaining right now |
left my coffee at home |
does not want to be awake right now but i have math class |
i hate when that happens |
aww so jealous we have no milo |
that link just takes you to the mlb shop main page |
grrrr its only tuesday |
weather sucks really |
i did that too and just remembered i was still unprotected |
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