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morning all |
v groggy this morning |
i feel soooo bad for my doglet |
she is not understanding why her mouth is so sore |
poor little thing |
why oh why do i watch videos of people dying right before i'm going to sleep |
why luke worral doesnt have twitter |
haha you better watch those two |
they might actually kill each other |
twitter is a lot less interesting since cute people suddenly stopped flirting with me |
my stomach is feeling satisfied now been starving for 2 hours |
is very disappointed |
i nearly spoiled myself for house did just a teeny bit saw a name but then it went away via link |
i wo n't be terribly surprised now |
ya i was basically screwed |
just rewrote it i will seriously go with you if you want |
i dont know anyone else who wants to goo |
lmaooo mornin baybeeee |
do n't lie |
a peaceful journey |
my train is straight boring not even a hooded teef in sight |
i wish i had someone to talk to |
i'm so upset |
no one likes me anyway |
hommmmeeworrkkk boooo hope you fellas had a good night |
i wish i 'd known that there were more tickets earlier |
rang this arvo one left but amy would end up sitting alone |
sigh too hard |
woke up to find this coldfluillnesstype thing is n't going without a fight and apparently beats you up in your sleep |
sorry keynote |
whf |
tscc killed derek reese i actually liked that character |
equinuxcom just crashed safari tks you |
quotfire of anatoliaquot is fired costumes are destroyed it 's so poor situation |
800am typical british morning |
cold wet road full of miserable angry drivers good times |
i need a holiday |
really now time for sleep |
dreaming of my city more tattoos and other great things |
waking up to early morning sociology |
just bought sour gummi worms peach gummi o 's and cheeto puffs and a 44 ounce soda i'm such a fat ass had a huge dinner too |
you and me both |
i thought i found a tweetheart but i guess not |
so the search continues |
scroll back a few hours you missed a whole lotta jon |
no finished two years then had twinzzzzzzzzzzz |
missed and hills now i have to catch up tomor but i have real housewives ugh i need to figure out my priorities |
oh and it 's officially my birthday |
happy 23rd birthday to me |
looks around yet no one is here to wish it to me erik 's in bed |
needs the motivation to get dressed and go to work i hate training |
did n't make it by here today |
they are saying we will have snow tomorrow |
wtf |
it is tennessee |
it does n't even snow here in winter |
i just had two people stop following me |
tried to fix hubby 's computer |
it did n't come with disks and now windows key wo n't work |
might have to buy it |
no way |
ur at a game right now |
it seems that twitter lost some updates yesterday again |
my paronychia hurts |
remember these days |
neither do i siiiiike |
i miss my old body someday soon u shall be miiiiine |
back work |
had a bad start of day almost falling down the stairs not enjoying work yet |
i lt3 cigs rip |
i'm up so much paperwork to do today |
n i'm kinda getting sick not fun |
just did 5km on the tready and want to die i'm not built for running |
if only i did n't work an eveningnight job |
need 's help with this anxiety crap |
lol dont ask i was being nice given a ride shit started bar b cueing on the freeway lmao i been had mine ready |
got home after 10 in the end back in for a 9am start aswell |
throat is so raw she cannot sleep |
t i just asked my friend what piglet was seriously guys what is it |
i burnt my tongue on miso soup today |
had the worst dream abt some turd face ex ugh |
it was awful |
longing to own a sewing machine |
my birthday is too far away |
i havent slept a wink severe insomnia arghhhh |
why |
lol byeee time to go |
sorry i guess sarcasm is hard to show in 130 characters |
just microwaved a kashi chicken and spinach thing and put in the milk dvd |
anyone seen it |
i bet it 's good |
i still havent seen slumdog |
just got up i have to watch my lil' bro 's mom is at work |
oh god one of the teachers here gave me a rotten gogoma to eat and i'm so hungry i'm trying to eat around the bad parts hahahaha |
still a got headache |
getting ready for work |
has to flip his lifestyle around goodbye to sleeping in and hello work at 6am |
will do lt3 |
the hinge broke it works just does n't open smoothly and it 's pissing me off |
i dunno i 'll see if it can be fixed first |
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