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did you know that johnsons baby use animals like cute bunnies to test their products |
ca n't sleep bc i drank a diet coke 9pm sucks bc i have to wake up at 530am |
one triop down one to go |
damn i need to learn |
darn it |
i woke up with a great idea for a lime article and i forgot what it was |
thinking the shorts and flip flops may have been a bad idea |
its all up to us mike |
i understand what you say but i think its us that need to change my opinion but yours is good too |
lol |
i'm waiting for a parcel and it 's just not arriving argh hurry up hurry up |
oh |
btw amp i tried to go to that cuban buffet i told u aboutso excited it 's closed on mondays sad story |
it is |
i have the docs so morning off and then into work freecycling |
what you getting |
should have stayed at home |
bit lonely on here do n't seem to have many friends who actually use twitter |
oh well |
oh no is it the laundry powder maybe |
i'm allergic to some and since jeans are usually so fitted it makes it worse |
i need some inspiration before i hit the kitchen tonight |
accidentally listened to the new sugababes album playing four girls aloud hits sequentially to purge the memory |
going to walk my dogs and shower before bed |
sad the yankees lost the first game monday too |
boooo |
hey doll sorry to hear bout ur doggie hope he comes home soon |
would help u look if i were n't so far away |
is upset that she could n't find quotchurch of the flying spaghetti monsterquot on twitter to follow |
why wo n't anyone enjoy pretty films with me |
feels like i am comming down with something let 's hope it 's just a cold |
is not sleeping damnit |
tminus 4 hours and counting until i have to get the kids up for school |
i missed you is wednesday your day off |
or is that thursday |
missed the train to york no wifi and blackberry battery is going to die soon not a good start to the day |
omniaaaa |
i said no to the crackberrryyy |
time to depart with my flip phone |
hermes packetdienst sucks |
had too much fun last night paying for it now going to go and fry an egg |
no squirrels today they must be hiding |
yeah ploughed around there last night but nothing happening |
omg did daughter not come home last night |
what a huge worry |
i would have been out of my mind |
poor you |
just bought a car and my impending fatherhood is affecting my judgement |
out with plans of a 330ci and in with a rav4 |
even after the aust |
gov |
rolls out its 43 bln 100mb b'band we 'll still be way behind most of the rest of the worlds b'band speeds |
dan and i grabbed yardhouse earlier |
why did n't you pirate it |
i was so disappointed |
in work early for team meeting but forgot my lunch |
i'm not worried about them cutting my hours down so i start at 1000am every day except i may have to give up my morning starbucks |
sorry to hear about the bike |
on ms xp im afriad laptop is about 3yrs old and think its just a bit messed up |
well i was going to rpm |
vespa needs oil i ai n't going anywhere |
my fast remains un broken |
it 's been a year since mark speight died a year goes so fast |
this is exactly why as cities burn worries me quotas cities burn 's third and most likely final outingquot from their new album review |
i do n't like this 95 malarky i should be out seeing my friends who i have n't seen in months stupid work |
aw balls |
the new shirt i got at aerie today does n't fit |
i wear a medium but they only had a small in the one |
third budget of the yr in ireland today |
they want to tax text messages |
pray for the poets |
finished the second research paper of the week |
it 's tuesday kind of |
kill me |
test friday |
same but unfortunately i have to pack now |
will probably be in scotland next week |
i'm having a panic attack so i ca n't sleep |
distracting myself with tv and internet |
hope this goes away soon |
opps still unable to dm you at the moment |
maybe twitter bugs after the maintenance |
my project is going down the drain legal issues seem to have dealt a fatal blow |
where 's my heat and grazia subscriptions |
he 's probably delivered them next door |
is missing n ol frend amp is thinking bout her rite now |
quit smoking cigs i dont want to look old plus i cant breath haha |
omy |
jus woke up |
but was wishing i woke up sumwer in ny |
lol |
school suxxx |
wish i was on tourny again |
mate what time you gettin there |
not gonna be able to hang around for the late bit but comin down to support you fo sho |
makes for hard work for small businesses |
well is n't that great |
now i'm really sick all coughing and having a sore throat |
got up at 7 mistakenly it should 've been 6 |
got the brainbone daily question wrong |
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