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[WP] You were unlike the saints and saintesses of other nations. You granted no miracles, and didn't heal any illnesses. They didn't know when they banished you in favor of a new saint that you had been pouring every fiber of your being into a blessing of protection for the nation your entire life.
"If that is what you have decided your majesty then I shall go," I said, "But I do wish you the best with your new saint." I give a polite curtsy before leaving the throne room. I return to my chambers within the palace while I gather my belongings. In the middle of the room is a large crystal emanating power. Th...
As a Saint I thought my role, my fate to protect my nation, and that was what I did. I didn't parade around healing minor injuries. I didn't go around the Empire granting miracles to random individuals to further the Church's "good" image. I was unlike the other Saints and Saintesses. Yet I took my role serious...
Sadimal
TheWanderingBook
2025-04-07 17:37:32
2025-04-07 17:14:06
195
130
mlwamlr
mlw5wc1
1jtp6wd
1jtp6wd
[WP] You are isekai'd into a world of magic, you are the hero, at the request of the kingdom, you defeat the demon king, destroy the abyss armies, and even slay the dragon lord, all under promise that you will get to return home. Ultimately, they tell you, they don't know how to send you back.
One would expect an angry reaction, but after going through and doing so much killing, the amount sacrificed just to stay alive, I was broken. I simply teleported away, and took the time off to myself. I just decided to just go through and build a house in the woods, and live my life there instead till they found me ...
"Liars! Liars and traitors the lot of you!!" I cried out, "You swore I'd go back, that this nightmare would end!! I was your lap dog, I killed countless warriors and demons at your request, I fought a fucking dragon with no help!! I had to watch my friends die before my very eyes all for this goal that you were never ...
Impossible-Bison8055
Speedwagon36
2023-10-26 01:34:16
2023-10-26 00:33:35
67
43
k6haflh
k6h1oya
17gcuc8
17gcuc8
[WP] "Look," said the demon. "This is the 13th time you've summoned me to sell your soul. My boss wants to know where you're getting all these souls."
I looked pleadingly into his sulphur eyes, squiriming about in my seat. I shuddered and my facial muscles melted, unwilling to open up. A tall, humanoid thing, with 8 arms, the body of two men, and a handsome, owl-like face, domineered over my body, as smoke billowed out its tiny nostrils. The demon Azathoth growl...
**Part One** Jeriah had fallen from God eternities ago, banished from His kingdom before he had even gotten there. However, contrary to popular belief, Jariah had taken to his new home quite well. As a child — centuries and centuries ago — he’d been known as a fiery kid, taking that name to literal meaning and setting...
JDT1706
ohhello_o
2023-03-05 01:59:26
2023-03-05 01:45:38
57
34
jaym8w4
jayklqu
11idvy3
11idvy3
[WP] You've been sent out to defeat a powerful, reality bending god. All have died horrifically trying. And here you are in front of the crying god as they complain about how you just shot them.
I wasn't told he was a child. Gargoroth is a powerful, reality bending god who has done terrible things. Every hero deployed to defeat him has died horrifically. I've been told to use this new-fangled hyper-dimensional gun to shoot him. Maybe it will work, the gunsmith said. Perhaps you would die horribly like the r...
Well, I have been chosen as the next victim. Well, they called it "hero", but nonetheless, I was just a death-row criminal, sent to deal with a powerful Reality Bending Deity, RBD, the organization called it. Many, some superpowered have tried before, but they all died. I arrived at the God's house? Nest? Headqua...
Tregonial
TheWanderingBook
2024-10-26 16:44:16
2024-10-26 15:43:29
425
101
ltvgi8f
ltv5fcb
1gcmadb
1gcmadb
[WP] One day anyone who turned 18 was given a superpower of their choice. The only problem, they worked like usernames with only one person having that specific superpower. This created chaos, with the first gen almost ending the world. You’re a fifth generation user, and it was now your birthday
Getting a superpower may seem cool, but by the time my generation came of age it was much different than you would expect. When the gift of superpowers first arrived there were no instructions, people just suddenly started exhibiting amazing abilities. A few things became clear early on, 1 - every superpower had been...
"I'll be damned" I said after sighing, being a fifth gen user really puts a limit to what power I can have. "There really ain't that much option, considering that most superpowers are already taken by the previous generation users" mumbling to myself as I continue to brainstorm a great superpower that is not yet taken...
DivineD1va
rex_lorston
2024-07-19 07:49:34
2024-07-19 07:04:03
138
51
ldwbw6t
ldw7p78
1e6we32
1e6we32
[WP] Turns out that Hell has no fire, torture, or frozen wastelands to endure. The only actual punishment is having to spend an eternity with the other assorted jerks that ended up there as well.
It’s been six months since my arrival, six months of hoping and wishing for the fire and brimstone I was promised, but no…I’m stuck here with Steve. In this empty 6x6 room, I’m reminded daily of how much I hate Steve, who seems to have been built as a perfect antithesis to me. I was told when they first shut thi...
When I was escorted to area I was to remain in for, well, not sure how long, but for the time being, I was really fearful. But no. No hot lava or fire showers or being poked with brimming hot pitch forks. I was just sitting on a rather uncomfortable long bench. Just when I started to feel a little smug, as if I might h...
TheLucidMan
SaladTossBoss
2023-08-28 03:34:48
2023-08-28 03:27:04
310
13
jy1omy4
jy1nsr4
1638ce8
1638ce8
[WP] After you gave your master the standard 3 wishes, you told him to leave the lamp in a place like a women’s shelter or a homeless camp. Instead he sold your lamp to the highest bidder and now you are determined to twist the 3 wishes to the detriment of both your current and former master.
For centuries, I have served as a genie, bound to the lamp and the whims of my masters. For centuries, I have granted wealth, prosperity, armies, invulnerability, power. I didn’t mind really. My lamp was often found where only the downtrodden lay, where my power was of good, more or less. Shawn was no different. Living...
The sun finally dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows across the city as Marcus wrapped his fingers around the ancient lamp in his small condo room. His heart pounded with excitement; he had heard the legends of genies granting wishes, like anyone else would, but he never thought he'd hold such power in his ha...
EmrysThomas
KittenMantra
2024-08-06 06:29:05
2024-08-06 04:19:59
65
35
lgqepsp
lgq10k6
1el5ebp
1el5ebp
[WP] "Dragon, I've come to slay you!" Confused, you look at the unarmored child pointing a wooden sword at you.
“Dragon, I’ve come to slay you!” The high-pitched voice echoed through the cavern, startling me awake. Before me stood a tiny figure, clutching a wooden sword with both hands. His face was set in a fierce scowl, though his cheeks were round and his eyes sparkled with mischief. I tilted my head, smoke curling from my n...
I signed dramatically, lifting my head and unfurling my wings from where I'd been listening to one of the children talk excitedly about her day. "You have kidnapped the princess and threatened our fields for too long!" It was one of those days. The village children liked playing knights and dragons with me. And I got ...
thunderfbolt
AsleepCellist7362
2025-02-15 07:16:20
2025-02-15 06:19:36
18
12
mcv9jht
mcv3oib
1ipa2px
1ipa2px
[WP] An angry magician cursed a city, turning all the residents into the first animal they thought of. Not powerful enough, it only lasted for a day, and the people surprisingly had fun. A year later they offered to pay the magician to do it again and to make him the leader of the celebration.
The magician tapped his fingers on the table with a modicum of nervousness as he stared down the several town officials and guardsmen sitting across from him. He didn't feel exactly safe given the recent events but was afeared of what should happen if he didn't allow for a conversation. The officials stared back with ...
The characteristic alarm blared. “Attention residents. The Change will begin at midnight, tonight. Those who do not wish to partake, make sure to paint your door frame’s red with lamb’s blood, which should be available at your local butcher. Your safety can only be guaranteed by the lamb’s blood on your door, so pleas...
SirPiecemaker
None
2023-05-09 18:26:02
2023-05-09 16:12:43
296
22
jji2n7j
jjhi1dd
13cwenj
13cwenj
[WP] For some reason, you are kidnapped and put into an isolated chamber. The kidnappers expect you to go insane and fess up, but little do they know you are so happy to finally be able to daydream 24/7.
# Reversed All I could think about was me walking to the counselors office. "Do you know why I'm talking to you right now?" I stared at him. "You seemed to always be distracted, your grades are dropping. This is very important." I kept staring, tuning out his words with the ticks of the clock. *Tick tock, Tick to...
Finally, I can hear the voices clearly. You never realize how noisy the world is until you’re comforted with beautiful silence. Who shall speak to me today? Tiffany? A voice so faint that it could be a whisper. The last time I heard her she was singing me to sleep the day of my mother’s funeral. I remember desperate...
TeTimeTravelingToast
Pitiful-Decree
2023-03-30 20:29:44
2023-03-30 19:47:21
14
10
jebj92o
jebcj6k
126h6de
126h6de
[WP] You're the first test subject for an experimental super soldier serum. You are told the truth only after you transform into something not quite human anymore.
*HSSS* *SLURP* "What. Am. I ?!?!?" Henry said thickly, forcing coherence through his strange new mouth. What were these things inside his mouth, they felt like tendons!? His examiner, who had introduced themselves as Lt. Grint, kept staring at him with a hawk-like intensity, and simply instructed: "Discipline your...
# Soulmage **Anyone else would have questioned the number of guards around the simple bed.** Six witches, two ambassadors from the Eldritch Initiative, and four disgruntled-looking young soldiers with shortswords surrounded Iola as he sauntered towards the center of the room. But Iola felt good about this. He always...
IamtheBoomstick
meowcats734
2023-08-06 02:37:05
2023-08-06 00:14:29
47
26
juzcf3f
juyuk2l
15j8mzq
15j8mzq
[WP] You pretend to be a small-time villain. At most, you annoy the local supers but your crimes never hurt anyone. To you it's all good fun. Things change when a truly sadistic super villain invades your turf and murders a few of the supers. No one has seen the extent of your true powers until now.
(Sorry for any spacing and formatting problems, typed this on my phone) Aidan Maxwell, villain callsign "Lightwave." He was in the middle of his normal hijinks, making people think they're losing it by moving things around without anyone seeing him, taking things and framing others for the infractions to start minor q...
Enraged by the anvil, then the wasps, then the cake-in-the-face, a true classic, "The Beast" roared, focusing all the evil cosmic energy within his soul to a miniscule spot between his clawed hands. But I was ready. As the death ray zipped towards me, I was already holding an ornate hand mirror in its path. In a world...
MrArgetlahm
zztri
2024-09-23 14:14:03
2024-09-23 13:00:05
152
65
loj0to2
loiordm
1fnekwz
1fnekwz
[WP] You, a side character, watch in horror as the MC forgives and doesn't kill the main villain, who murdered your friends and family, saying, "If I killed them, then I'd be just like them."
I was absolutely… pissed. I glared as the so called Hero Maximus proceeded to hug and forgive a mass murderer. Someone who had called thousands. Someone who killed my FATHER. Some who killed Max’s MOTHER. I don’t know what happened to me hit something just snapped. I unsheathed my sword and with speed I had never ach...
It was almost over. It'd been so long but we were so close now. Twenty years spent hunting down this piece of shit. He wasn't getting away this time. Not on my life. My lungs were on fire. Straight battery acid ran through my veins. My heart was about to detonate. I kept running. He could only run straight for a bit ...
HHM4RK
jimmysaint13
2024-03-08 10:15:44
2024-03-08 09:47:07
18
11
ktwd2a7
ktwaq8j
1b9dtij
1b9dtij
[WP] We invented immortality, but a seemingly random subset of the population is barred from the treatment for 'incompatibility'. Well, you just figured out what incompatible meant.
They lied to us all. The ones they labelled 'incompatible'. The rich, powerful, and famous all drank the potion of immortality. They gave it to loyal dredges who would slave and work for them for all eternity. The forever downtrodden poor who would live forever and ever at the bottom of society. But not us. Those top ...
**Forever and Always** I thought we’d love each other forever, you and I. But ‘Til death do us part’ took on a new meaning, When neither of us could die. - Now, I hate you with every fiber of my being. My soul explodes like angry comets, When I look at your stupid grin. - The way you chew like a slack-jawed ho...
Tregonial
katpoker666
2024-11-10 01:26:33
2024-11-10 00:36:07
622
30
lwccxvj
lwc4ml7
1gnnqnh
1gnnqnh
[WP] You are the child of two famous superheroes and their nemesis has kidnapped you in the hopes of getting under their skin. A week later your parents still haven't come to rescue you.
*They’re not coming.* I sighed as the realization sunk in, no one was coming for me. Logically it made sense, I mean, I was a joke of a hero. They called me Gizmo since I was really only good for teach support. I hardly ever fought, and when I did my siblings always had to protect me. Usually I just hung back and watc...
Despite the whole... kidnapping thing, it wasn't going that badly. I mean, sure, I had actually been kidnapped but that wasn't the worst. So far, he'd just kept me locked in a room with an en suite and had meals delivered. It was boring, but not awful. Then, well, he got impatient. Came storming in. All bluster and br...
Chaos-in-a-CookieJar
DefinitelyNotAliens
2023-06-16 02:44:18
2023-06-16 02:03:54
107
65
joazfr7
joausjd
14a31be
14a31be
[WP] During one of your nightly walks, you stumble across a man struggling to rig the underside of a bridge with explosives. He also spots you and the two of you just stare at each other awkwardly, as both of you clearly don't know how to handle the situation or what to do next.
Minding my own business on my nightly stroll down the riverbed I see a flashlight shifting under the bridge that leads into the city. I assume it's an inspector, well, inspecting it. It's an old bridge to be fair, and we've had one across town collapse not two weeks ago. As I close in I notice the man isn't donning a ...
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb," I noted with surreal calm, watching the old, scraggly man strap a collection of C4 bricks to the underside of the bridge. It crossed over the Hillevi River in Macklemore, Arizona, less than a mile away from my house, along the path of one of my favorite walking trails. He...
sstarf
EdgeofTolerance
2023-07-28 00:14:10
2023-07-27 22:39:01
101
14
jtqlcgr
jtq7y31
15bek9p
15bek9p
[WP] You were a feared pirate captain - until your encounter with the siren. Now you are a married pirate captain with an even more feared female first mate.
I looked fondly at Irina, snoozing away in her chair. It was rare that she got a good night of sleep. Between the nightmares and the pain, life was hard for her. And I'd have done anything to make it better. Every so often, she fretted that I'd fallen for her out of pity. For how could a mortal man, hale and whole, ...
I tell this story to all me mates. I try to ease them onto my first mate, while keepin' me reputation. "I hear this singin' right? I go over there, tryin' to see what it was, and it was very annoying. I see this beautiful siren, singing an otherworldly melody. I tell 'er to stop before I blow 'er brains out, an' she s...
Aegix_Drakan
SpecialTexas7
2025-04-14 16:39:53
2025-04-14 14:28:39
265
26
mn34izl
mn2enxv
1jyznko
1jyznko
[WP] You befriended the lonesome girl in your school because no one else was talking to her. While exploring the backyard woods, you both began splashing water on each other from a stream. That was the first time you saw her laugh. And also the first time you saw her blue butterfly wings.
When Daphne walked, her feet barely seemed to touch the ground. That was the first thing I noticed when she transferred to our school. There wasn't much else remarkable about her; just another mousy nobody in an oversized hoodie and frayed jeans. Only her blue eyes stood out, and those astoundingly light steps of hers...
I'd made myself a promise, during my treatment, that if I ever made it back to school, to a normal life, I'd find someone who needed a real friend, and be there for them. I knew how important that was, how much we all need someone in our life. I certainly had. So my first week back, I sat with my old friends at lunch,...
andrius-b
NextEstablishment856
2023-02-25 15:25:10
2023-02-25 14:08:28
762
325
j9yp89n
j9yffwa
11bjzbt
11bjzbt
[WP] The hero, normally jovial and humorous in their interactions, steps into a watering hole for villains, shaking with rage, tears running down their face, and with as much patience and calm as they can muster, simply asks "Who did it?"
"Who did it?" Silence descends upon the bar, as every two-bit villain and evil mastermind in this shithole turns a wary eye at the distraught hero, Starscream. He glares back, his face twisted in rage and despair as tears fall down his cheeks. A nervous energy buzzes across the room, the tension thick enough to cut w...
A hush grew across the bar, the chatter and clinking falling to a whisper before fading altogether. Eyes swept toward the door and gazed upon the figure who commanded their silence. Rocket Man. The beloved hero of their metropolitan city stood like an obelisk, gripping the door frame as he pierced into everyone’s very ...
DoopleWrites
wheresmythermos
2024-10-17 16:11:58
2024-10-17 15:12:04
168
77
lsdszfk
lsdhna0
1g5kua3
1g5kua3
[WP] The real reason you hate the villain is because they forced you to be the hero.
The Major directed me to the cell he was in. Water bled through the walls at this level of the prison. Four Constable Mark IVs followed behind, each one was the result of R&D costing more than the annual GDP of a small country. "I'll remain outside, if anything were to go wrong the cell will be flooded with Chlorine ga...
Another goddamn awful day has passed. Robberies, kidnappings, hostage situations, fights, arguments, cats in trees...houses in flames, dams breaking and rivers out of control... All and more under my jurisdiction. Why? Because I am the Hero. And every day that passes I resent the one who is responsible for th...
RelationshipOk3093
TheWanderingBook
2024-08-11 13:58:47
2024-08-11 13:20:01
34
11
lhl83sx
mvspskl
1epk43j
1l2g1qe
[WP] The elven children have a ceremony to summon their spirit animals. Most get unicorns, phoenixes, fire salamanders etc. One kid ends up summoning a human, smoking a cigar and sporting a hefty shotgun.
Five elven children sat in the woods. There were 5 tree stumps laid out in front of them in a circle and a glyph carved into the dirt between the stumps. Each sat in front of one, eyes closed and whispering an ancient rite. This was the Familiar Ceremony. Each Elf would summon a familiar attuned to a certain element t...
The teacher had left him alone she didn't say he was in trouble, but he knew that look. That was look Fa'bei'on got when he did something un elf like. She was probably sending a letter to his parents now. He was going to hear about this mishap for ages. And it wasn't his fault he didn't write the stupid spell that pic...
fufucuddlypoops_
saintash
2023-03-08 04:49:23
2023-03-08 04:41:01
240
68
jbd75rs
jbd69ym
11lckv0
11lckv0
[WP] You clocked in like any other day. Grabbed a cup of coffee, walked to the lab, and entered JUST in time to see Ted press the red button.
Force field barrier winked into existence almost instantly, caging him in. "Shit! Ted why did you do that!?” I gasped and ran up to a nearby console, keeping an eye for any signs of warning or alarm. "Uh.. Pat? Help me out here? What's going on!?” Ted cried out in alarm as amber beam begin wiping across his body. Seve...
And I think not this s**t again, but at least this time I have coffee and a maple donut to keep myself occupied while I’m stuck in here with Ted. For the third f*****g time this month. I hear the doors behind me lock in place, the steel window blinds grind down the floor to ceiling windows. The alarm goes off like it’s...
MiniFishyMe
Just_a_thought_3
2024-11-19 13:53:39
2024-11-19 10:43:43
47
11
lxxcx12
lxwooyc
1gutzpv
1gutzpv
[WP] Being immortal can get dull. In order to spice things up, every 100 years you create a main goal to works towards. In the past you have been the most revered ruler and another time the most sought after sword maker. It has once again been 100 years and it is time to make your new goal.
"I once (very foolishly) wished that I could live forever. Never to age, never to fall ill, never to die. I've fallen in and out of love countless times until I felt that there was no longer a heart to give. And I was empty. I walked amongst mankind with no heart nor motivations. I was a living shell of a man, and I...
Emperor. Lord. Ruler. Priest. Vassal. Smith. Tailor. Scientist. Doctor. I had been so many things in the past few hundred years that it was hard to keep count of the titles I’d borne. I was a fresh, sweet little thing once. So wide-eyed and bright about the possibilities of a world filled with an endless existence that...
None
BennayTee
2024-01-02 03:50:00
2024-01-02 03:29:58
19
10
kfxjngh
kfxgv55
18w4i96
18w4i96
[WP] You are a terrifying creature from the forest hiding as a human, in the human world, amongst other humans. The problem is: now your human friends find out what you actually are.
The Stryge was more terrified than terrifying creature in its current state. The proverbial pitchforks of angry humans of ages past were out, now replaced by guns and their reckless wielders. Her former friends had gathered a furious mob outside, banging on my church door incessantly. According to one of the humans, t...
It was a small tremor. Many San Fran natives wouldn't even have noticed it. But something shifted. Possibly the ley line under the San Andreas fault. The first thing we both noticed was the TV going off. "Oh man! I was winning!. It was the last lap and for once I was winning!!" my friend Carl yelled into the darkened...
Tregonial
UpshawUnderhill
2024-05-11 05:31:10
2024-05-11 02:54:31
84
59
l3jejjy
l3ixdsy
1cp4igc
1cp4igc
[WP] In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now.
"O Lady Ishtar, I beseech thee, Save my people and kin, Bring ruin to mine and thine enemies, I offer thee my life and soul forevermore, May it pleases thee, o mighty Goddess" As I finish the ritual rite, I await the response. Even as I, the Prelate of the Church of Ishtar, bow my head on the sacrificial altar, t...
She had run until her feet were bleeding, past the rubble of what was a flourishing civilization turned smoldering concrete and rebar. Past the charred bodies, giving the quickest of prayers that they had already passed. The horrors of war were only the nightmares a wicked imagination could concoct before today. For ...
Rich-Option4632
Tiredofyouexisting
2025-03-22 02:27:10
2025-03-22 01:04:09
33
13
mj32gm7
mj2pa8w
1jgckxq
1jgckxq
[WP] The nearest kingdom gave you the title of dragon slayer but in reality the dragon you "slayed" was your girlfriend throwing a fit and you just calmed them down enough to go back to their human form.
"They did what?" laughed Tania, incredulously. "Start over from the beginning." "Alright," I said. "Do you remember when we went on vacation to Europe last year?" "Of course," she replied, then winked. "If I had a stamp for every place we were -- frisky -- your backside would look like a passport!" I blushed hard, r...
You knew the Kingdom of Misogynia had a problem with women, but geez. Lisa looks up from her cereal. "They're saying I'm a dragon? Is that what you're telling me?" You wish you'd never read her those tweets. Then again, at your last couples session, Dr. Schwartzbaum told you to share with each other. To withhold noth...
Lost_Bench_5960
JWORX_531
2024-09-03 01:38:25
2024-09-03 00:07:33
324
49
ll8n74k
ll88z7n
1f7l76t
1f7l76t
[WP] An elf goes out on a ‘short errand’, forgetting that 30 years is a long time to have left his human wife and child at home.
In terms of lifespans, elves were generally accepted to be functionally immortal. The oldest known, was around 9000 years old but there are rumors of sages over a 100,000 years old. It was also widely known that this was not natural but a result of the largest ritual in recorded history. In fact there's been specula...
Let's say a short errand, for a human, is about 3 hours. 30 years is about 260,000 hours, so the elf's idea of time suggests that they're working on about a 85,000 to 1 scale. That is, the elf's equivalent idea of a 3 hour errand is 85,000 times longer. So the elf, I suppose, is expected to live about 85,000 times lon...
CipherWrites
AlexClifford
2023-04-02 10:12:40
2023-04-02 07:59:32
67
14
jen86ct
jemz14b
1294tv7
1294tv7
[WP] A ghost that is gradually but completely losing their shit because every effort they make to make their presence known, no matter how absurd, is being discredited by the living's "sciences" and "rational thinking"
(Part 1 of 2 - Part 2 in the comments) It had been a long, lonely year. Clarice, a bright young woman of 29, met her untimely end one gloomy November morning. Clarice hadn’t given much thought to the afterlife while she was alive, but she had not been prepared for what waited beyond. Isolation. In life she treas...
Another day had passed and I was still categorized as the “draft” in the house. I was tired of it. So so tired. The new lady living there, Miss Amy, she sure did love to piss me off. You see, she really loved to light these candles that were so sickeningly sweet and strong, they made me want to return back to the livi...
HealBeforeZod
Jealous_Bar17
2023-02-25 06:34:15
2023-02-25 05:47:37
198
91
j9xezh8
j9xareb
11bbfdl
11bbfdl
[WP] The power of a spell is inversely proportional to the amount of words in its name. You, hated and exiled, invented the first single word spell:
I'll be honest- it was a complete accident. The very first thing they teach you when you first start learning magic- be careful what you say. Never say anything you don't completely mean, as your magic may react to your subconscious desires. This is why most "good" mages are pretty quiet. "Bad" mages will talk an awf...
The rules of verbosity. I cracked them, in solitude. Not only the *number of words* matter; but I found that the *number of letters* also did. Because all spells were such verbose, nobody cracked this code. The power gets higher and higher, the fewer words you use; if you go to the letters, the power is astonishing. ...
SecretlyHistoric
mauricioszabo
2023-10-17 01:26:42
2023-10-16 22:29:28
45
33
k57797s
k56heup
17968f8
17968f8
[WP] most vampires spend their immortality spoiling themselves and living lavishly. Instead, you've been working the night shift at a Waffle House for 70+ years with no intention of leaving. One of your coworkers asks why.
"But why a Waffle House?" *Todd asked me.* "It's a long story." *I said. I start pouring water into the mop bucket.* "The short version is I'm comfortable here. Every night we have some drunk passed out in the bathroom to feed on. There is always some drama going on to keep me entertained. Nobody gives a shit if I don...
I sigh, knowing it still won't make sense. "Have you ever wondered what it's like to have everything? Never want again? It's damn boring, and entirely unrealistic to boot." I crack a fresh egg onto the grill, sliding a plate over and out of the way. "You live, you live more, and then what huh? Drain the blood of some m...
TricksterPriestJace
Peakomegaflare
2023-07-22 16:36:29
2023-07-22 16:09:20
101
19
jt0k2ul
jt0gd1g
156ckfq
156ckfq
[WP] If you would've known that that stupid river was the fountain of youth, you never would've drank from it. That was 300 years ago. You're permanently stuck at age 26. The only one you really have left in your life is your horse, who also made the mistake of drinking from it.
"You say it like it's a bad thing," the pale man flashed a grin with too many teeth. "Could have been worse, like drinking the fountain of youth as a baby. Could you imagine needing diapers for all eternity?" "This doesn't make me feel any better," the 300-year-old, 26-year-old Rider grumbled. "Let's try this again,"...
I walk. I am called my things. Vagabond. Wanderer. Homeless. All of those things true and also not. I simply walked. My horse with me, carrying my tent and some bacon. I have walked for quite some time. One foot before the other. When I reach the ocean, I turn around and begin walking again. It's been a long ...
Tregonial
endertribe
2024-05-09 16:46:47
2024-05-09 16:21:54
62
24
l3ays3h
l3aujwg
1cnxbg3
1cnxbg3
[WP] You're the healer of the group. The rest of the party has always treated you like you're made of glass. You were content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. Until they all got downed leaving you the only one standing. That's when you show them how deadly healing magic can be.
*Step 1, anchor the soul. Unlike other healing magics (Druven - Ch.9, Erda – Ch. 37), Keanric healing is uniquely harsh on the indivisible soul and precautions are needed regardless of physical condition, lest one triggers Soul Collapse (Ch. 2). When using Firstsight, concentrating on a Soul Bond and applying the Canti...
The Healer stood her ground, her linen clothes smothered in grime and blood, her comrades dead, the enemy closing in in a mass charge. She's alone, angry, and desperate to save herself. In a bout of fury, she focused all of her strength into one final gambit. She will heal her enemies. Heal them beyond capacity. Heal ...
ProbablyInfinite
Preston_of_Astora
2024-06-23 06:36:29
2024-06-23 05:39:12
97
32
l9vcqff
l9v7gq2
1dm84fp
1dm84fp
[WP] You partner in crime has pulled a gun on you. "The truth is, the game was rigged from the start." You know that very well, mostly because you did all the rigging.
" Put the gun away," I said. She cocks the gun. "PUT THE GUN DOWN." " I want all of it," she says holding the gun. " I'm taking it all, you fuck. You've been played, motherfucker," she says and gives a smirk. I don't say anything. I put my hands up, throw my piece in the back seat, " Alright, you win. I'm gonna...
"Really" I muttered, as Ryan the one who I had trusted, my partner in crime pointed the gun on me. Without hesitation, he let out the first shot \*BANG\* .... a burning sensation quickly swallowed my chest, I fell to the floor. Ryan slowly walked closer to me, his eyes gazed in mine .... those eyes. We were both in ...
AzureLightningFall
Conscious-Grab-2869
2023-08-18 03:18:18
2023-08-17 21:18:57
26
10
jwo84mt
jwmtia4
15twp5a
15twp5a
[WP] An elf goes out on a ‘short errand’, forgetting that 30 years is a long time to have left his human wife and child at home.
In terms of lifespans, elves were generally accepted to be functionally immortal. The oldest known, was around 9000 years old but there are rumors of sages over a 100,000 years old. It was also widely known that this was not natural but a result of the largest ritual in recorded history. In fact there's been specula...
Haldir stood in the doorway of his cottage, the fresh paint he'd applied himself now crack and faded. 'You wouldn't believe it, honey! I ran into Beorn, my old dwarven buddy on my way back. Went for a few ales to catch up on old times and he introduced me to this band of goblin bards he was travelling with. I told th...
CipherWrites
magpies_are_assholes
2023-04-02 10:12:40
2023-04-02 07:16:12
67
25
jen86ct
jemvmo4
1294tv7
1294tv7
[WP] "What? Why would I be the villain?!" You cry. Some evil mastermind has trapped you in a room with your nemesis. Both of you have lost your memories, and are bickering over which of you is the hero and which is the bad guy.
“Look at the way you're dressed”. Guy 2 looked down. “What's wrong with my clothes?” “Purple pants and a green shirt. That's villain stuff”, Guy 1 said as if it was the most rational thing in the world. “That makes no sense!” “Yes it does. They're clashing secondary colors. Look at me, blue jeans and red sh...
I woke up in a chair. A red chain was wrapped around me, binding me to the seat. I looked to my left to see a woman in the same position as me, looking confused. A long window was ahead of me. This looked like a room for research or experiments. The scary part was that I couldn't remember anything about myself. A man w...
Brad_Brace
ShySilverSurvivor
2023-11-16 20:43:52
2023-11-16 20:37:20
101
71
k9jtwd8
k9jsvwa
17wtdqm
17wtdqm
[WP] "Rules are, you can't—" "Yeah, yeah," you cut off, "I can't wish for more wishes. Should I also assume I can't wish I can wish for more wishes?" At this, the genie pauses.
"Look. Listen here, fuckers. Three wishes. No more, no less. Only three wishes. You can't make me grant you more than three wishes." The Djinn said, pointing a angry finger at Jack and Kyle, who consulted with each other. Jack spoke up. "We wish for more genies." "You fucking -" The Djinn frowned. Another Djinn poof...
"....yyyyyyyyyyes. Yes, you should definitely assume that," says the genie, nervously. "...you seem quite nervous about it." "It, um, it's in the rules *now*." "But it wasn't in the rules when I originally summoned you, was it?" "..." "I wish that, in any genie-human interaction, the rules that apply are the rules...
None
CCC_037
2023-05-04 05:34:23
2023-05-04 04:49:47
716
381
jispozg
jisltyv
1376bhd
1376bhd
[WP] You are a super hero named “Hammerspace” due to your ability to seemingly pull objects of any size out of a magic bag. In actuality, you stop time and just grab stuff from your surroundings. You were captured by your nemesis and he is super confused as to why the bag won’t work when he uses it.
"I mean, it's my power, innit?" "What?!" DestructoMan snarled at me and I had to work hard to hide my growing smirk. I was a newer hero on the scene and there was a lot of buzz about my ability. I was dubbed 'Hammerspace' after my first fight where I'd bashed a bad guy with a hammer. After the fight, a newscaster had...
You watch with glee as your nemesis, Churdtogus, The Choad Gargoyle wrestles with your burlap sack. You enjoy his bewilderment and giggle with childlike exuberance as Churdtogus puts his head into the bag. You laugh as he reaches into the bag and pulls out nothing. You snort as Churdtogus tries to cram his ugly wings i...
1amCorbin
atlasholdme
2023-03-19 15:51:49
2023-03-19 10:54:43
2,118
85
jcu20ng
jct4tkd
11vhr0c
11vhr0c
[WP] You accidentally saved a princess from a tower. Now she won't stop following you, blabbing about "true love."
Ever seen one of the stories of a lady pretending to be a man? I'm one of those, having traveled from the land in the east to hone my skill. I've been called a ninja, a martial artist, and many other things, but my current dilemma has been calling me "My True love" ever since I saved her from the tower of a crazy wiz...
"But you saved me that means we are supposed to be together its just how it works sir." "I have a wife I cant take another we've known each other since we were kids, ive known you for about five minutes and in that five minutes you tried to seduce me fifteen different ways, flashed me so that you could claim that now...
Jamie_Stage
Deathhunter2
2023-09-22 04:10:02
2023-09-21 20:41:15
26
13
k1o2oxf
k1m8wfu
16okoso
16okoso
[WP] A pretty prince is mistakened by a dragon to be a princess and is abducted, so the king and queen announce to neighboring kindom's that their "daughter" was taken, knowing that other princes are more likely to rescue their son if they think he's a woman
Andrew of Amberwood looked at final door in front of him pondering the circumstances that brought him here, his ragged breath making small clouds in the cold staircase of the tower. This was not his first expedition slaying dragons. Compared to his previous feats, his now former adversaries proved only a half turn more...
I pinch the bridge of my nose as Azeroth’s words sink in. “You’re absolutely certain that’s what you saw?” “Positive, sire,” Azeroth answers, his eyes glowing from the spell that gave him temporary telescopic vision (saves space for other things in the sack rather than carrying around a fragile telescope) “There’s no ...
Bartimaeous
Draconichaos
2025-01-04 07:24:15
2025-01-04 06:03:37
208
67
m5blchc
m5bci5e
1ht7nca
1ht7nca
[WP] In 2050, humanity finally developed faster than light engines and were able to travel the stars. In 2051, humanity destroyed all their FTL engines and vowed to never leave Earth again.
  The C.R.A.F.T. Drive was humanity’s magnum opus. A machine that could bend space itself, pushing the laws of physics to their boundaries. It was promised that it would change humanity's view of the universe, and it absolutely did.    When the Asgard 4 moved beyond the Kuiper belt, the world cheered. When it reached ...
The once pilots and passengers of the various spaceships that left earth back toward the end of 2050 screamed chained to their beds, inside their isolation cells, they all had seen too much back in that year and even now after the great destruction of 2051, and the de-evolution of technology in general, for humanity ow...
oversized_toaster
None
2024-04-24 11:10:55
2024-04-24 09:12:00
25
13
l110850
l10ph6p
1cbjmt6
1cbjmt6
[WP] You open the door and see a woman you recognise immediately: she’s the lead character of a novel you wrote years ago. And abandoned halfway. “Why did you forsake me?”
“Oof. You better come in honey.” Confused, Sierra walks through the door, brushes a stray lock of auburn hair out of her face and fixes me with her emerald eyes before suspiciously perching on the edge of a chair. “Sweetie, I did you a favor.” She begins to stammer and protest. My raised hand stops her protest in i...
As I open the door, I see a familiar face with a questioning glimmer in her blue eyes. Her words leave me cold. I realize that today, of all the days she could've knocked on my door, was a reminder of who I thought I would become in a few years' time. It's too late now, I think to myself as I consider closing the door ...
Willowrosephoenix
bostoncece
2024-03-12 18:16:57
2024-03-12 17:14:31
37
16
kuk1s9u
kujqc3j
1bd1w5u
1bd1w5u
[WP] A bunch of the wizards' college students are arguing about which magical focus is superior. Staffs, wands, orbs, books, nobody agrees on anything. Then the newest student offers a rather unusual alternative.
"Okay, so, quick question-have any of you tried casting using a glove?" Theo asked conversationally. "A glove?" Nellis asked. "Why in the hells would you do that?" "Well, I tried it and it had a tonne of advantages. My casting's faster, it's easier to aim and I can even dial the spell's intensity up or down depending...
"It's a new piece of artifistry." Jolka Fimbir said as she pulled out an odd looking contraption from her robes. "Works on the same principle of Canons and basic fire-arms but with your own magic. Now that Ysol could see it, she could admit the little kolbold has a point to it; it was shaped like a pistol though it di...
darklooshkin
None
2023-01-24 15:07:15
2023-01-24 14:48:27
174
43
j5ot2gb
j5oqckf
10k0a6d
10k0a6d
[WP] You’re a park ranger of a very dense forest and you take care of everything, including the supernatural cryptids. One day, a murder happens in your forest and the culprit evades the authorities. You then politely ask the cryptids for their aid in the culprit’s capture. They agree.
One thing the park ranger training doesn't tell you about is the sapient non-humans living in the forest. They're good folks, very reclusive, but with some persistence, and a whole lot of respect, you can form a relationship with them. Gren is one of those who frequently works with the rangers, he's a Leshen, and a da...
Being a park ranger has it’s perks. The ones I can remember, at least. Like the one Jerry told me about that turned out to be true. The one of the fable, something about a shrew without a shoe, whose name was Sally Poo. Sally was mystical you see. She lived in a tree by the rock covered in goat droppings from that fl...
Technical_Inaji
VanillaBest4580
2023-12-24 19:38:32
2023-12-24 14:54:49
156
16
kerz14u
kequieo
18pruyp
18pruyp
[WP]"This child will not die in a bed. Instead their death will be bloody and violently for they shall fall in war." The witch cursed the child and the king, with a tear going down, says "Thank you..."
The King had tried everything. Physician after physician had examined the Prince, and with each one who left the room shaking his head, the reward offered for success increased. By now, it was common knowledge for miles around that whoever cured the wasting sickness that afflicted the king's only son would receive a ca...
King Harald cradled the newborn in his arms. She was so small and delicate, a far cry from the hardy strength of Harald and Millicent. He was afraid he might crush her with an ill-timed squeeze of his meaty hand. She had come months earlier than expected, and the midwife's pitying look was branded in his mind. She woul...
AlexG55
YaGirlMor
2023-10-04 15:38:12
2023-10-04 14:51:34
636
217
k3fwnxr
k3foz92
16zkaz1
16zkaz1
[WP] Dragons inherently manifest when there is a certain amount of something that people see as precious. You wake up one day to find a very confused dragon in your 40K figurine room.
I finish finally unpacking the last containers of the last tote. There it is, in all its magnificence. My whole collection. Tanks, Infantry, the *in-betweens*. Guard, and Marines, Chaos, Tyranids, Daemons, the list goes on, armies in varying sizes and compositions. The Phantom Titan stands magnanimous over my Elda...
Jefferson Petters had been invited by the billionaire Matty Oswell to see the largest/rarest collection of figurines ever collected. Jeff had no idea the man had any interest in the hobby but clearly, he put some effort into this collection. Not only was it reportedly 40,000 strong (he wasn't about to count to verify...
Sauragnmon
redeamed
2023-03-20 07:55:56
2023-03-20 04:33:26
52
36
jcxc0l3
jcwwn2y
11vwpf8
11vwpf8
[WP] You are the only S-Class (god-like) mutant at a school of super powered youngsters. Only the head master knows, and you try like hell to keep it a secret. But one day, that all changed...
I'm just a normal kid. I try to live my life everyday and not muck anyone else's day up. It's hard sometimes, being as powerful as I am, but I hide it well. As far as everyone else knows, I'm a B-class mutant. A little above average, but nothing to write home about. My power is simple. I can walk through walls. It keep...
I expected today to act like every other day. Where I get heckled and looked down on by my peers. Who believe in their own false delusion of how inferior I am compared to them. Little do they know that I can end their lives in an instant with a flick of my pinky. Alas, I swallow up my pride and enable their delusion t...
Murlock_Holmes
None
2023-01-20 01:07:13
2023-01-20 00:22:46
177
51
j52zw4s
j52tlhn
10gh68v
10gh68v
[WP] You were kidnapped by a cult to provide sacrificial blood to summon a demon. They manage to finish the ritual and you see a hunky man standing at the centre of the summoning circle, looking confused as fuck, who goes from confused to enraged as he figures out you did not give consent.
One minute I was roasting a hydra on my barbeque pit, and the next I was feeling that familiar pull. Another summon that demanded my attention. I rolled all thirty of my eyes as I responded to yet another unnecessary sacrifice. How many times do I have to broadcast that I can be contacted via social media? Too many ti...
Jane screamed as the dark-robed cultists' chant rose into a crescendo. The circle painted in the middle of the chamber--painted in her very blood--burned with eerie crimson flames, and a plume of smoke erupted. As it dissolved, a tall muscular man wearing a sweat-stained shirt resolved into view. Despite her predicame...
Tregonial
MitheDate
2024-04-11 16:36:17
2024-04-11 16:05:01
85
55
kz3kgge
kz3eqbx
1c1egik
1c1egik
[WP] On a long straight road with nothing of note, there is a four-way traffic light that hangs in the middle. No road crosses anywhere near the traffic light and no sign to tell you why it's there, but it seems to always be green, so no one cared. That's until the day it changed to yellow.
It's just right there, in the middle of Amber Road. That's what they called that road, heading south out of town, a straight line through the fields until you hit the farmhouses. With the crops rising on either side , blowing in the wind, reminded someone of the line *"amber waves of grain"*. But these crops were cor...
Carris is a gas station of a town. It's not named after the seed, far as I know, but it's a fittin' name. Fill up. Keep goin'. Technically, it's a two-traffic-light-town, though I'm not sure that's all that much different from a one-light-town. Besides, only one of 'em works, far as I can tell. Carris is also the hal...
Nitrostoat
cheddarheaven
2023-12-21 21:13:06
2023-12-21 21:08:24
115
24
kedkbkb
kedjk8t
18ntdqi
18ntdqi
[WP] "God can come have coffee with me if he's really interested." You said, shutting the door on some irritating guys with pamphlets. The very next day, God taps lightly on your door, to have a coffee.
"I'm a little surprised you brought Dunkin." The man standing in your doorway is holding a box of donuts and a pair of paper coffee cups. He's dressed plainly, if a little datedly; wearing slacks, penny loafers, and a red zip-up sweater, He resembles nothing so much as a Mr. Rogers impersonator. You can't clearly see ...
"So you're not Rob Benedict?" "No, I'm not. I came as something familiar to you because seeing my true form has been known to cause some people to lose their sanity." "Right, and you're here because...?" "I'm here because you extended the invitation to me for coffee." "When the hell did I do that?" I asked as I let...
antipyretical
ClearCasket
2023-03-21 05:01:21
2023-03-21 02:11:30
169
81
jd1qa8o
jd17jvi
11wsrfi
11wsrfi
[WP] A Pirate crew raids a treasure hoard in a cave, finding gold and abnormally sized pearls. The captain decides to examine these pearls and they hatch to reveal baby mermaids, who’s first word is “papa?”
"Oh by the salty siren's hair what am I going to do with you?" They'd thought they'd hit the motherlode. Scarlet was a fearsome and upcoming pirate captain. A 'young rebel upstart' if you asked the South Seas Trading Company or any of the more established Lords. She'd been fighting her way up after taking control of ...
“Well, that’d be the last of it,” Redwin spat between mottled teeth, driving his cutlass through the last member of the royal archeologist which had, much to their own misfortune, been dispatched to the island but a week prior. The blade didn’t enter cleanly. Redwin was a slovenly man, even by the standards of his les...
Writteninsanity
None
2023-08-07 16:32:14
2023-08-07 15:17:52
106
31
jv6fhv8
jv63ska
15klz0q
15klz0q
[WP] Out of all the superpowers out there, you consider yours the most sadistic; you can save any number of innocent people from death in the face of danger, but to gain that ability, you must kill an innocent person. Named after the infamous moral thought experiment, you are... Trolley Man.
Are you familiar with the Trolley Problem? A common moral thought exercise. There is a runaway trolley heading down a track - a track on which there is a group of people, unable to get out of the way. You have the option to flip a lever and redirect the trolley onto an adjacent rail with a single person on it. This pe...
[NSFW] *Inspired by American Psycho* I am something of a normal guy. When I wake up in the morning, I have an erection that presses into my memory foam mattress in a very satisfying way, and it is not so much that I do not want to get out of bed, but that I want to be inside it, thrusting my hips until the heat is too...
SirPiecemaker
None
2023-01-31 06:31:39
2023-01-31 02:52:32
377
41
j6lwd39
j6l8j8n
10pk32s
10pk32s
[WP] The knight who saved the princess was a 40 year old man with a wife and kids. He doesn't want her hand he just thinks teenage girls shouldn't be held captive in towers in the middle of nowhere.
"You rescued me!" The princess exclaimed, stepping gingerly over the still warm corpse of the beast that had been her captor. "Huh?...well yes I suppose" the armor clad knight scratched his chin in confusion. "I just figured that *someone* should have come out by now." The princess leaned in, fluttering her eyes ju...
At first, I tried talking to the hooligans in reasonable terms. >"You know, locking a teenaged girl up in a tower with no social circle or emotional outlet isn't going to do wonders for her mental health" I noted. > >"Yeah. We know. Now go away before our captain calls for the archers to shoot you." one of the out...
GrunkleStanwhich
EvilNoobHacker
2023-02-24 00:51:12
2023-02-23 23:10:09
572
18
j9rflg7
j9r17p3
11a7y6u
11a7y6u
[WP] The Gods have come to a consensus and have decided to take back that fire thing that was stolen from them. Man can no longer contain, control or create fire. Fire is once again solely the domain of The Gods
As the lights dimmed, and planes plummeted, the old gods grew satisfied. Blood would be had tonight. A sacrifice for themselves, fit to match their growing outrage. Darkness fell, batteries began to die, food began to spoil. As fires began to spring from the wreckage of humanity, bullets failed to fire, rockets failed ...
Avanecci was a bastard, but at least he was clever. "Hold this," he said, shoving one of his devices into Talia's hands. "What is it?" she asked, not expecting him to bother answering. When he got into one of his moods, he rarely interacted with anyone. To her surprise, though, Avanecci was watching her. "Never mind t...
mementosmoritn
jpb103
2025-02-26 17:12:28
2025-02-26 14:12:17
24
16
mewz4o3
mevyrxh
1iyl8pz
1iyl8pz
[WP] "One drip of this poison is enough to kill a whale." The scientist points towards a table, but the beaker isn't there. Instead a silly coffee cup shaped like a beaker sits. You lower the not coffee cup from your mouth. Tastes like lemon-lime.
"Wait, it what?" That I had made an embarrassing mistake nearly went without saying. That the scientists washed their dishes with the lab equipment, this mistake *couldn't* go without saying, so I said it: "I told you that your unsafe lab practices would be the death of me, Mike." Mike and I had been go...
"Hoo shit, Jesus Carl, be more careful about what you-" "AM I GOING TO DIE?" "Christ Carl, no; you're fine, you're not a whale, are you? One drop will kill a whale, it would take like a gallon to kill a human. You should really be more careful about what you drink though." "Why the FUCK did you put this in a goddamn...
Mr_E_Monkey
ImmaRussian
2023-02-28 19:08:56
2023-02-28 17:18:43
128
49
jadxa1b
jadfpf7
11e4oe5
11e4oe5
[WP] You got a rug designed to look like an Ouija board as a gift. Liking it, you placed it in your living room. Now your roomba's summoned a demon and it can't leave until the roomba asks for something.
Samantha didn't believe in the supernatural, much less the afterlife, until one day when she was gifted an Ouija board rug as a gift from an awfully strange friend. At first, it was all fine. The rug looked nice. Just needed a good cleaning, leading Samantha to put her Roomba on the rug to give it a good clean, only fo...
I received a rug designed to look like an Ouija board as a gift and, liking it despite its overt macabre feel, I placed it in my living room. My roomba or as I would like to address him, "Rover," began cleaning the ominous rug. Suddenly, the lights flickered, the temperature dropped, and a sulfurous mist filled the air...
Pope-Francisco
KittenMantra
2024-07-09 20:36:51
2024-07-09 18:20:42
15
10
lcepj9y
lcdzpyj
1dz5b1s
1dz5b1s
[WP] You are an assassin with a reputation for pulling of very public hits without being noticed. You achieve this not by being extremely stealthy, but by making sure that your kills are so absurd and ridiculous that no one would ever believe the witnesses if they told their stories.
I remember my first kill vividly. I had my back against a wall near an alley. I was out of sight—and invisible wire held in my hand. The man was walking across the street when another stranger just happen to trip because of yours truly. The stranger fell in a way that tripped the other man. He fell precisely on the cur...
The stall was all set to go. I walked around one last time. Colours were loud but not obnoxious. The tubes were set. Disposable mouthpieces were in their containers. All the tanks were fully and ready to go. Take a deep breath, exhale. Control your breathing... And GO. _Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Squeak...
UntakenNameFtw
crabcancer
2023-01-07 20:46:25
2023-01-07 18:58:39
269
98
j3dnmss
j3d76b7
105t1i8
105t1i8
[WP] You are an assassin with a reputation for pulling of very public hits without being noticed. You achieve this not by being extremely stealthy, but by making sure that your kills are so absurd and ridiculous that no one would ever believe the witnesses if they told their stories.
I remember my first kill vividly. I had my back against a wall near an alley. I was out of sight—and invisible wire held in my hand. The man was walking across the street when another stranger just happen to trip because of yours truly. The stranger fell in a way that tripped the other man. He fell precisely on the cur...
Geoff pumped up the each balloon on the cart with hydrogen gas. He had little trinkets clipped on and a box of glow sticks for sale. He had the tracker on his target - the CEO of a biotech firm replacing horse hair with an algae breed one. The horse park owners were annoyed, he was taking their income and these men did...
UntakenNameFtw
WritersofRohan17
2023-01-07 20:46:25
2023-01-07 19:07:46
269
55
j3dnmss
j3d8kpj
105t1i8
105t1i8
[WP] You find a perfect human skull while picking flowers one day, so you bring it home and use it as a flower holder. But seemingly overnight, the flowers become one with the skull, making it a new body
Wife: Honey… That skull you put the flowers in? It wasn’t moving yesterday was it? Husband: Noooo… why? W: It appears that it’s merged with the flowers & and is trying to get to the knives… H: Dammit. Every time. I’ll get the shears. W: Why do you insist on using skulls for flower holders? I really don’t underst...
The floreal creature sat on the desk and with a chilling voice said "Thank you, noone ever showed me love". "What?" I asked hardly believing my own eyes and ears. "Thanks for bringing me here at home and planting flowers inside my skull, finally the curse is partialy lifted" "A curse? Who did this to you? Who are yo...
PoppaBear313
NightShroud92
2023-02-04 11:22:54
2023-02-04 07:23:27
265
100
j767qhx
j75r3y7
10t5yjz
10t5yjz
[WP] The title of Archmage can only be held by the pinnacle of each magical field, who have spent decades perfecting their magic. As a young genius who invented a new field of magic, you have significantly lowered the average age of archmages.
We slowly settled into our throne like seats - each chair covered in different coloured gems to indicate our speciality…trying not to glance at the leather, oddly shaped construct kept in…rainbow, opals decorating the metal parts. Was that lumbar support? I awkwardly wiggled against the gold behind me. “So…where is ou...
There was a stillness in the throne room. None of them could have imagined what, or who, would enter through the golden doors. Suddenly, the king broke the peace. "*Archmage Vuul'tha... I presume?*" A young boy, just old enough to reach his teens, raised his head and looked at the king, towering in his throne. He wa...
ForbiddenFruitiness
Baloucarps
2024-08-24 11:41:22
2024-08-24 09:57:23
155
90
ljoveyj
ljolb9m
1ezzur3
1ezzur3
[WP] Nearly all your life you lived on the streets. People ignored you at best and reviled you at worst. Then you got superpowers and those same people begin to lecture you about “altruism,” “duty,” and “responsibility.”
"... which is why we are extending an offer for you to join us in combating these terrible foes." I made a show of thinking about it, but I already had my answer, "Nah." "Wonderful, we have people who can help with your title and costume..." Apparently it takes that long for the leader of the Grand Defenders realize ...
"Child of the heavens," the voice boomed from the sky, yet seemingly only I could hear it. " You've been blessed with abilities beyond your wildest imagination; use them well." The voice disappears as abruptly as it came. ' I've finally gone insane.' I think to myself, not feeling any difference within me. ' I'm sti...
JustAnBurner
KgTheFifth
2023-12-19 03:00:23
2023-12-18 22:19:11
25
14
kdzhwcb
kdyc6ag
18ktkpj
18ktkpj
[WP] You're immortal, and have passed the 'hero' phase centuries ago. You enter a small coffee shop one day to find that it's owned by your millennia-old arch-nemesis. You really, really just want a chai latte though.
A door opens, the little bell chimes and I'm awash with easy listening lift-worthy easy listening inoffensive jazz. I shuffle along to the counter and order "One chai latte please". That's when I notice the eyes. The only problem with a disguise is that it's always a self-portrait. And the eyes always give it away. ...
Davv walked into the coffee shop, the air was crackling. You can't put your finger on it, you try to shake it off. Tables murmured with animated figures, a drink is spilled, eyes look up for a second, then back to their phones. There is no lineup, but Davv wished there was. The brush bearded barista greets Davv withou...
Socratov
AddisonNM
2023-02-21 07:44:33
2023-02-21 06:15:58
43
19
j9e9qsh
j9e2lyd
117henh
117henh
[WP] An angry magician cursed a city, turning all the residents into the first animal they thought of. Not powerful enough, it only lasted for a day, and the people surprisingly had fun. A year later they offered to pay the magician to do it again and to make him the leader of the celebration.
The detective pushed his way through the crowd on the front lawn towards the front door with a disposeable coffee cup in one hand and his badge in the other. With a quick smirk he passed the uniformed officer guarding the open front door. "Hey, Frankie. I heard you have a stiff!" His partner glanced up from a noteboo...
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining today's town hall. Our guest has agreed to a brief meeting, so without further ado, let's get started. Joining us today via Zoom is our guest, Alazar Zephyr!" The room erupted in applause as Alazar's image appeared on the projector. Alazar's expression was a mix of surprise...
msur
a_burdie_from_hell
2023-05-10 05:55:40
2023-05-10 04:15:44
17
11
jjkkozg
jjkbr1g
13cwenj
13cwenj
[WP] Humans are the proverbial "Sleeping Giant," and thus make remarkably good deterrents. A common tactic of the Galactic Federation is to simply call in a human warship, such as the USS "Fuck Around and, FindOut," and simply let it sit nearby. Peace Talks happen within the week.
I'm sure you heard the general concept before. We finally reached the stars. We met alien life; a Galactic Community, even! They took a quick glance at our history and came to an uncomfortable realization. *These hairless primates spent a* ***lot*** *of time killing each other. We'd rather not see them unite and figh...
“Zorvax and Xalaxites are getting into it again in Sector 37AZ,” Zorba said while checking reports on his monitor. “That’s what like fourth time this week?” Yulok asked scratching one of his heads with his middle tentacle. “Fifth actually,” Zorba said looking over the reports. “Is it time?” Yulok asked. “Should we c...
SirPiecemaker
Nellthe
2023-03-06 23:13:07
2023-03-06 22:31:23
3,773
259
jb76pzi
jb70ypq
11keke0
11keke0
[WP] The Elven Kingdoms call their old allies the Humans for aid. Expecting medieval armies, they get a modern 21st century one instead.
The elves have faded from the human world. Your writer, Tolkien, got that almost right. Few are the humans that find the way to the lands of the Fay, and fewer return still. Tolkien was one of the only who had come, and returned, and come back again. For years he had wandered among the paths of the fae, and listened t...
With me, the last of the refugees hurriedly run, their eyes wide with terror as my men and I escort them through the city towards the temple. We plan to open a portal and escape to another dimension there, our mages already drafting the summon circles, christening the portal arch, and preparing materials to send everyo...
Al_Fa_Aurel
GodKingChrist
2023-03-27 16:41:28
2023-03-27 15:38:02
148
106
jdw0z64
jdvr737
123gamg
123gamg
[WP] You wished to find a dragon to slay for its treasure. Now you're not sure how to feel seeing a thumb-sized dragon try to drag its single shiny copper coin with it as it runs away from you.
The heavily armoured man sat down at the bar with a heavy sigh. "Ale," he commanded simply. The bartender, knowing his disposition just from the tone, obliged. "Rough day?" he asked and started pointlessly polishing a wooden mug. "A rumour of a dragon that turned out..." the warrior sighed. "Wasn't what I was expect...
The light glances of the coin as I watch. This? *This* is the reason I trained so hard? Every hero slays a dragon. Enormous, fire-breathing, scaly. Evil grin, yellow eyes. But *this?* This is a joke. What's the glory in killing a dragon three inches long, for the love of the gods! The only things in danger from ...
SirPiecemaker
Isa_The_Amazing
2023-02-05 14:53:04
2023-02-05 11:45:08
91
47
j7badzr
j7arv5a
10tx0ci
10tx0ci
[WP] You used to be a powerful and feared supervillain, now retired and set for life. Now, there's a 20-something at your door begging you to teach them to control their rare power since it's the same as yours. They even know your villain name.
She dropped to her knees, words a faint whisper of breath. "Please. Please help me." This in and of itself was unusual as A, she wasn't even human right now, and B, no one had even come close to finding her in the last 20 years. Well, not necessarily correct, plenty of people knew where Shadow, the black panther who l...
Workflow, quite possibly the worlds most successful villain, was enjoying his early retirement when a someone knocked on his door. A quick check with the cameras showed it was a young man, impeccably dressed in the latest fashion but twitching like a junkie in need of a fix. It was odd enough that he decided to answer ...
Swiftpace
LCSpartan051
2023-02-01 15:18:35
2023-02-01 14:06:04
20
12
j6s9nda
j6rz4ay
10qf3t6
10qf3t6
[WP] Instead of being a super villain like your parents, you ended up joining a company. Now your wildly successful and quite frankly much more closer to world domination than your parents. Your parents can't handle it.
I remember how pissed they’d been when I signed up with Denver Medical. Don’t get me wrong, flying around in a supersuit, plotting fiendinsh schemes and sinister plots had been fun… but then I grew up. It was too late for my parents, they were in too deep. They still claimed it was about world domination, but these day...
How to make sure your parents hate you so much that they want to murder you? One might ask, why is it important for your parents to hate you? Or murder you? Or simply, why? Short and sweet. It conveys every emotion, asks every question and has just three letters. Isn't the English language fantastic? But I'm gettin...
CynicalChronicles
iknowthisischeesy
2023-06-10 17:57:41
2023-06-10 16:49:24
442
134
jnolwfp
jnocj6f
1461yc6
1461yc6
[WP] You managed to retire from the supervillain game long ago, when you became a parent. Now, your grandchild has inadvertently been kidnapped by an upstart villain, and you're about to show them why the world (rightfully) feared you.
I was a good man who made the world a safer place. Throughout my entire career, I never killed anyone, even if some of that filth couldn't possibly be referred to as human. I merely saw that monsters were brought to justice and received what they deserved. It felt oh so good, and somehow I was seen as a villain. On...
"Dr. Inevitable..." The young man said from behind his dark robes and armor. "That's a name I haven't heard in a long time..." The older man replied. He too wore armor but his was under a stylized lab coat. A dark domino mask sat situated on his face. "I thought you were..." The younger man started to say only to f...
BaconConnoisseur
CodeGorilla4Hire
2023-06-29 23:00:10
2023-06-29 19:05:31
21
12
jq2451p
jq14ihm
14loxwh
14loxwh
[WP] You muster up the courage to ask your dwarven friend why you don't see any female dwarves around. He laughs.
“See that dwarf over there?” He asks, still looking amused and red-faced from his laughing fit. “Yes,” I say, somewhat confused, looking at a burly dwarf man with an impressive, braided beard. “That’s a female!” He says, laughing again at my confused expression. “But… but that dwarf has a bigger beard than you!” ...
I knew him for three decades already...and ever since the first day, he always swooned over his wife. After hearing for so long about his family...and visiting so many dwarven cities, and fortresses, my curiosity could be no longer shackled. Gathering all my courage I asked my best friend. "Why don't I see any fe...
No_Maintenance_6719
TheWanderingBook
2024-06-06 10:39:24
2024-06-06 08:54:01
417
180
l7cpy1w
l7cgsmr
1d9d54h
1d9d54h
[WP] 5 years ago, you accidentally ran over a poor school student with your truck. You've carried the guilt all that time until one day, that very student knocks on your door, awoken from their coma. Rather than being angry, they thank you for inspiring their bestselling fantasy series
"AARRGGHH!!" i awoke with a scream, memories of last night flood through my mind. Of being cornered by Night Master, some new, upstart vigilante trying to make a name for himself. Of Night Master beating the crap out of me and not stopping, even when i'm curled up and not fighting back. I try to sit up, but every part...
There he was, that kid I hit all those years ago. He had notable scars on his face and walked with a limp but I could still remember his face. The same one that’s haunted me every night for 5 years straight. “Excuse me, you’re Mr. Tarō right? I’m Sakuro Kushikage. We… uh *meet* a few years ago if you remember?” All I...
Thanatofobia
None
2025-01-11 19:16:06
2023-03-13 04:04:33
560
162
null
jc0mm7h
1hz0cf3
11pue97
[WP] 5 years ago, you accidentally ran over a poor school student with your truck. You've carried the guilt all that time until one day, that very student knocks on your door, awoken from their coma. Rather than being angry, they thank you for inspiring their bestselling fantasy series
"Where...where am I?" asked the man in the hospital bed. "Oh good. You're awake. You talk a lot in your sleep. It was hard to tell if you were awake or not. Here, drink some water." He drank deeply, coughed a bit, then asked, "I feel like shit. Wait aren't you....from the news.....Lady Thrash....from the Circl...
Jill Ryerson beamed at me from my doorstep, a copy of "Stodgey and the Mushroom Stone" in one hand and a pair of crutches in the other. "This is my book! Before the accident, I'd never wanted to write. I hated English class. I hated reading. The doctors said I changed because of the head injury. I tell ya, I just star...
Domestic_Adonis
armageddon_20xx
2025-01-12 00:08:51
2023-03-13 03:09:53
77
24
m6nuqhy
jc0gb9i
1hz0cf3
11pue97
[WP] 5 years ago, you accidentally ran over a poor school student with your truck. You've carried the guilt all that time until one day, that very student knocks on your door, awoken from their coma. Rather than being angry, they thank you for inspiring their bestselling fantasy series
As my eyes slowly peak open I see a woman in armor and a nun's habit. I recognize her as she spots my eyes opening. "Ah, you're awake. Good to see you made it, Utgardsloki," Sister Michael, the Victorious Battle Nun, said with an even tone. She was a big name in the super biz. "What... ? What the flying fudge hap...
Jill Ryerson beamed at me from my doorstep, a copy of "Stodgey and the Mushroom Stone" in one hand and a pair of crutches in the other. "This is my book! Before the accident, I'd never wanted to write. I hated English class. I hated reading. The doctors said I changed because of the head injury. I tell ya, I just star...
jointheclockwork
armageddon_20xx
2025-01-11 23:52:26
2023-03-13 03:09:53
49
24
m6nrr34
jc0gb9i
1hz0cf3
11pue97
[WP] You pretend to be a small-time villain. At most, you annoy the local supers but your crimes never hurt anyone. To you it's all good fun. Things change when a truly sadistic super villain invades your turf and murders a few of the supers. No one has seen the extent of your true powers until now.
He went by the name Smackdown. Of course, there were many more names he’d been given over the years (not given, *earned,* he’d proclaim), by groaning, irritated heroes and villains alike. The Wildcard, the Battle-Junkie, the Rookie-Punter, the Mad Duelist, to name a few. He’d made a name for himself (several names eve...
"The heroes and i,had had a friendly relationship at times. really my journey into so called villainy, started with My youngest sons Milos 6th birthday,him and his friends wanted it to be super hero themed,so i dawned my pirate suit,i haven't worn,in years,since i was captain of the Infamous Black rose pirates,i want...
Ass_Incomprehensible
First_Hovercraft_197
2024-09-23 16:31:40
2024-09-23 11:53:12
72
45
lojq1vx
loifflc
1fnekwz
1fnekwz
[WP] You pretend to be a small-time villain. At most, you annoy the local supers but your crimes never hurt anyone. To you it's all good fun. Things change when a truly sadistic super villain invades your turf and murders a few of the supers. No one has seen the extent of your true powers until now.
I am Ammit, the devourer of souls. A great demon beast, I have broken loose from my cage time and time again, hunting the mortal world for souls to consume so I may add their power to my own.   But hold on, I hear you immediately cry; that doesn't sound like a harmless small-time villain at all! I shall expl...
I always made myself a nuisance. Not a full-on threat oh no. What good is stealing money from a bank when the whole dang country gets a good look at my face that even rival nations, no matter how antagonistic they were to mine, saw me a threat no sane person would want to work with? What good is murdering someone like ...
Avaday_Daydream
weetweet69
2024-09-24 02:26:16
2024-09-24 00:03:59
33
23
lomp8db
lom1zmx
1fnekwz
1fnekwz
[WP] You partner in crime has pulled a gun on you. "The truth is, the game was rigged from the start." You know that very well, mostly because you did all the rigging.
Jack pulls out a handgun from his waistband. Him and Russell are sitting across from one another. Scheming. Stacks of cash line the table. Russell: “Woah, what the fuck!” Jack: “Surprised? I bet. I covered my tracks pretty nicely. Now, it’s time for me to take the lead” R: “But - Where’d you get a gun??” J: “Doesn’...
"Woah, woah, woah!" I blurt out, raising my hands into the air as quickly and cleanly as I can. Fortunately I was only carrying a small box of valuables that won't break from simply being dropped. Or is that unfortunately? Perhaps if the box had broken, I could have used the spillings as a distraction or a trip hazard....
Thomas_Sankara49
Bunnytob
2023-08-17 20:34:54
2023-08-17 20:01:06
139
72
jwmm3ax
jwmgck8
15twp5a
15twp5a
[WP] One can easily distinguish a true veteran adventurer from the masses, for one doesn’t fear those who show to the start of a dungeon with gleaming weapons and polished armor, but those who show up wearing casual clothing, looking like they just got done shopping in town not 5 minutes earlier.
"Is that a carpenters hammer?" Bob smiled. "Keen eyes, dear leader," he said. "I couldn't find my sword so I borrowed this from my neighbor." Garrick the Stern looked Bob up and down. "*This* is what you choose to wear into the cursed mines?" he said, gesturing to Bobs common attire. Bob shrugged. "I had a piano recit...
Archibald lazed in the sunlight outside the dungeon. People mistakenly thought goblins enjoyed the musty, damp confines of the caves, but that was foolish. It would be like assuming men preferred the odiferous walls of the stable simply because they worked there for most of the day. No, give him a nice spot of dappled...
jpb103
katherine_c
2023-06-20 16:56:12
2023-06-20 16:39:45
266
119
jouo1w3
joulh5q
14e8boo
14e8boo
[WP] You're on a hike and find a sign, it reads: "WARNING DO NOT LOOK AWAY. There is a danger here, the danger is based on sight. The danger cannot see you if you cannot see it. Help will arrive every half-hour. DO NOT LOOK AWAY." The sign has a built-in clock, it's 3:15pm.
"Come through, children!" I smiled. Another sunny morning, another day of showing children the wonders of the World Tree. We stepped through the entrance and into the atrium; various wizards and mages buzzing around their day, carrying files, tools and whatever tools befits their living. "The World Tree is the source...
Giggling maniacally, the most powerful mage of the common Era fires an absolutely behemoth water balloon at the nearby kingdom. The balloon lands smack dab on the snobby kings castle. Cackling like a mad man, the mage falls on his back and rolls around. Serves him and his guards right for banning the mage from the capi...
439115
wcat21k
2023-10-03 13:33:50
2023-10-03 04:11:15
16
12
k3a4n38
k38pcjl
16y261p
16y261p
[WP] As the princess and heir apparent of the kingdom you are the most sought after woman in the whole kingdom, with suitors lining up every day to ask for your hand in marriage. Today you finally accept the proposal of a suitor, causing a massive scandal.
Krexavit finished scratching the last rune on the dining table, then pressed his hand into two of the runes and chanted. Grandma Kromp did not look impressed. "Is it done yet? Can we eat?" "You may eat now," Krexavit replied, wiping the sweat from his brow. He had worked just as hard as everyone else had in the kitch...
The king of the eighteen kingdoms had fallen. That's right eighteen. Seven of them were won in wars and the other were won by diplomacy. There were no immediate heirs in his bloodline. The king was an only child, and only had one child, a daughter he rarely saw. Her mother passed away while she was quite young and the ...
ZtheScribe
hysterical_writings
2024-11-29 13:23:33
2024-09-06 23:07:11
342
28
null
llvg8q5
1h2ju98
1famu0u
[WP] You realized your house is "haunted" by a poltergeist, but upon closer observation the ghost is actually helping you out with your day-to-day house chores
I flipped the hall light on, peering up and down the corridor, looking for the source of the noise. "The floorboards creak," the realtor had told me, "but in a hundred-year-old house, that's par for the course." It wasn't the creaking boards I'd had a problem with. It was that they creaked by themselves, in the tempo...
Pullman’s ears were ringing. Despite being familiar with the echoed ringing in his ears from gunfire and explosions, the silence that accompanied this ringing was deafening. His questions on why he was plagued with a foreboding feeling in the back of his head all day – that sixth sense that so many parents seem to have...
Protowriter469
Company_Z
2023-03-25 21:12:41
2023-01-23 21:26:34
50
16
jdo1t17
j5ljb8l
121mfme
10gt3vv
[WP] The year is 1901, and Napoleon has escaped for the fifth time. However, the European powers have a trick up their sleeve; the freshly resurrected first chancellor of Germany, Bismarck. Prepare for Napoleonic Wars Part Two: Electric Waterloo.
"Thank you for calling Clean Robotics. How may I direct your call? The voice on the other end of the connection sounded human, but probably hadn't been heard in the 200 years since the Great Clensing started. The Customer Service number had been buried so deep in the corporate site that it took months of traveling t...
We simply dubbed it the 'Bringer of Extinction', for none who came before survived it. At first, we thought it was simply tasked with annihilating our kind. Until its legged infantry began to spit out a crude string of sound reminiscent of a marching cadence whenever you find them on patrol. We managed to slip past ...
arinamarcella
OSadorn
2024-10-12 15:02:08
2024-10-12 11:04:22
31
14
lrkosou
lrjrp7c
1g1q557
1g1q557
[WP] Your life flashed before your eyes, and you saw something you didn’t remember. Now you seek near-death experiences so you can find the truth.
I tell the therapist all about it: how many minutes I was dead for before they got my heart pumping again; how I hadn’t even been forty when it happened. *Not even* f*orty*, I tell her. *There can’t be anything natural about almost dying pre-forty. If you have a heart-attack before forty then there’s something else goi...
“Is this about that man again? I was hoping we might have been able to move past that topic this week. Did you try the medication I prescribed? It should have helped with those feelings.” “Those feelings? I’m not crazy. Stop treating me like I’m some insane bloke. I’m only here because they keep forcing me to meet wi...
Rupertfroggington
sadnesslaughs
2023-01-14 17:33:39
2023-01-14 17:17:20
619
18
j4c3aze
j4c0tf9
10bq9mf
10bq9mf
[WP] The wizard in your party only knows one spell. It's effective, but even the assassin feels bad about it.
"I just feel like I don't have any direction in my life. I go through the motions, robbing travelers and all that, but what do I get out of it? I live in a tent in the woods with a bunch of stinking criminals, I haven't been back to visit my mother in years, I have a massive drinking problem... it's all just too much, ...
The party was weary, it had been a long road. A long journey and they were attempting to finish the final leg of their journey. Their bounty was contained in small chests and strapped to sheep, not horses but sheep. They had horses when they began their journey, however after the wizard mutcer had a nightmare induced b...
Iwritesongssometimes
DarkSIDEofMEDICINE
2023-03-07 18:54:57
2023-03-07 17:40:25
133
79
jbaw6fw
jbakey3
11kxmcd
11kxmcd
[WP] "And so I was cursed with immortality. Cursed to walk the earth for eternity, never aging past twenty five and never dying." "How old are you, then?" "...Seventy. It was quite recent actually."
"Seventy?" "Yeah." "For real?" "Yeah." "Not thousands of years?" "No, like I told you it has been fourty-five years, I'm seventy." "You said that. I thought vampires lived for thousands of years." "Well yes, hypothetically they can, apparently, but I am only seventy." "Fine." 'What do you mean fine?" "It's f...
I saw him by the river. He sat there, throwing rocks into the water. He appeared to have been doing it for ages. I have no idea why I stopped. Something about him felt wrong. “You been here long?” I asked. He didn’t look up. He turned a rock over in his hand. “A long time,” he said. His voice sounded heavy, like he d...
kalgores
theunseenofficial
2024-12-11 12:25:32
2024-12-11 11:13:56
19
10
m1iitiy
m1ib1jq
1hbh9o7
1hbh9o7
[WP] There is a dungeon deemed "coughing baby easy", used by everyone to train rookies, test spells, and as a hangout spot for ordinary children. A roaming frenzied super monster from the MOST dangerous region just took one look at it, froze, became scarily aware of where it was, then fled.
The dungeon was known far and wide as the one used for training. Officially, the name was "The Old Grotto," But it had visitors from all over, and the name varied based on the location they came from. Usually it was translation mishaps, "Elderly Cavern" or the like. Everyone knew what was being talked about. The dunge...
"Yo Saul, did you see that just now!?" Evan called over to me in disbelief, breaking my trance. "Holy crap man, literally! You saved my undies yet again!" - Queue the party's JOAT being loud as ever. "Of course I did, though I'm sure whoever sent it is dealing with a splitting migraine right about now. I severed the...
JustAnBurner
JimmyBoy91
2025-03-14 01:50:30
2025-03-13 18:09:14
121
38
mhoe4y7
mhlu53l
1jac43n
1jac43n
[WP] The dragon spoke, "Release my human, and we will leave you all in peace. Do not, and I will reduce your walls to rubble to rescue them myself."
‘More tea, Frilon?’ INDUBITABLY. OHOHOHO… “I knew it!” ‘Oh shit, Frilon!’ WHO DARES ENTER THE LAIR OF THE MIGHTY- “Drop the act, I knew you two were up to something.” (I THINK HE KNOWS) ‘(He could be bluffing. Do the usual)’ “Woah! Oi, stop that.” DO NOT DODGE THE TAILSWIPES TO THE LEFT, UGLY KNIGHT. “Princes...
Old Hogan was the one who found them, huddled and scared on the side of the Laneway heading into town. Poor Hogan was heading back from his favorite pub when he happened upon the wretched thing, cold and weak from exposure. I was asleep, having stoked the fires of the Maesters rooms and ensuring all the doors and wind...
hatabou_is_a_jojo
BlantantlyAccidental
2025-01-13 03:24:23
2023-01-28 18:25:05
101
16
null
j69fcb9
1hzzhzi
10nb6cj
[WP] Once in a lifetime you get to select 3 words to describe you, and those traits are relatively normal amongst others, like “Strong, Fast and smart.” You don’t pick 3 different adjectives however, you make a 3-word sentence.
"Excellent at everything." You decide, staring up at the formless creature above you. The dark creature watches you with fascination, though how you know this you don't know. The creature has no eyes. It looms closer to you, almost a metre away. "That's not 3 words..." It booms, tone thoughtful rather than the anger...
You choose, without hesitation you say, I am I. You say it out loud and all the air leaves the room. "Ok," says the facilitator, "kind of a new spin, I guess, but it is three words and they do describe you, so... ok!" Everyone in the circle looks at you as if you just farted a big loud stinker. "So," says the faci...
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Durachrome
2023-10-13 21:23:39
2023-10-13 21:10:41
45
25
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1774g8c
[WP] The king has been acting a bit strange lately; specifically, he has obviously been possessed by a demon. The thing is, while the demon is very bad at pretending to be the king, it is otherwise a much better ruler than the king ever was, so everyone is playing along with it.
Being a butler in the Kings castle can be dangerous. Especially when the King is possessed by a demon. I'm almost certain that the king wants to be found out and denounced. He keep leaving blatant hints when he speaks. "The *devil* is in the details". "The road to *Hell* is paved with good intentions." And yet he...
One morning, when one of the servants went to greet our king at the usual time of rising, there was an otherworldly scream. The king has been possessed. So the servant says. Yet, the servant claims the thing possessing the king has been actively talking -with- the king, like there's been an accident. After a good w...
RandeKnight
OSadorn
2024-09-22 15:50:27
2024-09-22 10:49:19
90
43
lodllqz
loce74x
1fmm4zk
1fmm4zk
[WP] Your fairy godmother isn't a wise old woman or cute and small with wings. She's dressed in a business suit, holding a briefcase and coffee cup, and has a very no-nonsense attitude.
Ta tap. Ta Tap. Ta Tap. Ta Tap. Once upon a time those sounds triggered a sharp relief of joy. Musical, a small metal tip ricocheting off hard ground. They triggered a new sense in me now- relief, with a little apprehension. Little Ryan didn’t recognise the sound and looked around, surprised and unable to fin...
Long ago, before the Earth died, the Chinese used a drop of water to torture their enemies. The beat could be steady or irregular, it could land on your skin or beside it. It might, as now, occur outside your view. Sitting primly in her stiff backed wooden chair, Nessa listened for the drop. It was there, behind her e...
EchoAzulai
turnaround0101
2023-01-05 23:47:00
2023-01-05 23:44:39
107
49
j34g7u9
j34fuo8
10498q8
10498q8
[WP] instead of the typical angel and devil people have on their shoulders influencing their decisions, you have a hype man and a nihilist.
War, War Never Changes. This was held as a universal truth. When war was made, battles were fought, and when the losing side had lost enough, they surrendered. This was war. Yet, these creatures. These "Humans", on this third planet of a yellow star midway out on an arm of their galaxy, they refused the natural orde...
Conductor Greamalean of the Most Profound Ssyphian Orchestra sighed deeply. Well, he moved his antennae in a sputtering quiver which translated the same general emotion to his surrounding compatriots. "Google? Seriously?" "That’s what they said." The reply was professional but there was a definite amused tone. Greama...
Taolan13
Psile
2025-01-10 09:54:30
2025-01-10 01:31:50
53
38
m6do750
m6buvk5
1hxh7by
1hxh7by
[WP] The men in your family die the moment they turn 18, due to a curse cast on one of your ancestors by a witch. You turned 18 a week ago and are still living, and as a result a descendant of the witch has arrived to figure out why you didn't die.
It has been a few days since my 18th birthday, almost a week in fact. This is something that was not supposed to happen. Which is why an ancient enemy has decided to meet me. “Well speak of the devil, you’re actually still alive.” A young feminine voice from behind me said. “Amen to that.” I say as I turn to look b...
PT 1. One dark day my five times great grandfather ran across the wrong witch. He was a player to say the least, he charmed her then left making it clear he did not care for the witch. He was unaware the witch had cast a curse on him, it was not till he had a son that the curse was recognizable. Every man would die at ...
firestrom8265
Anonymouslyba
2023-04-21 11:55:00
2023-04-21 01:42:49
106
47
jh4tijz
jh3bmei
12te9f1
12te9f1
[WP] You have found a peaceful village. The angel on your shoulder is enraged, however, and is demanding you slaughter everyone there. The devil on your shoulder looks genuinely afraid of the angel but also has no clue why they're so mad.
"I'm sorry, what?" Del blinked the afternoon sun out of his eyes, thinking he'd misheard. He'd long been 'blessed' with advice from a celestial entity, but their messaging had usually been fairly clear. Minimize harm, maximize good, help people because it's right and good. The last thing he was expecting from that side...
After the villagers presented me with my room and wished me a good night I gladly thanked them and set down my sword near the bed before waving goodbye as the girls giggled and closed the door. After they had left I took off my armor and soon set my helmet on the table that showed my shoulders and up. As my fingers dr...
Taolan13
NinjaProfessional823
2025-02-21 23:38:50
2025-02-21 22:07:09
230
64
me2ws20
me2f3j3
1iuwsfw
1iuwsfw
[WP] The morning after your birthday wish to "Make the world a better place" you wake in a strange realm. A voice begins, "Don't be alarmed, I'm part of the Fae that grant wishes. The best way for you to improve the world was to remove you from it."
When my eyes shot open I was no longer in my bed, but rather laid out in a soft field of green. "Why am I here?" I spoke aloud to the sky as I looked to my strange new surroundings. To blue colored hills and lush plains, to trees of purples and pinks. To an unnatural forest weaved across the land set in by a sky with a...
“The best way for you to improve the world was to remove you from it.” Her tone was soft; non-judgemental. With a flourish of her wrist the fog surrounding us began to thin and dissipate, revealing a lush meadow stretching on for a mile in all directions until the tree-line. Towering pines encircled the clearing; birds...
GrunkleStanwhich
DiligentFox
2023-01-03 21:48:36
2023-01-03 21:38:10
70
47
j2tou5b
j2tn1wj
102bzwa
102bzwa
[WP] After years of training, a farm boy becomes a knight and slays the dragon. He returns home to find a wealthy nobleman has taken the throne and married the princess.
The heavy boots rung in the Great Hall, as the young man walked towards the throne, to the seated, slightly rotund noble. The young man stopped, and briefly nodded to the noble. While protocol clearly stated the young man should bow, somehow nobody seemed to react. "Lord Esler." "Master Flynn. I understand congratu...
My name Absolve-thyself, my family were farmers, landed people with access to our kingdom’s greatest of all treasures. Water, not clear but full of clay and silt. I was born in the kingdom of the Clay God. A small land hidden in the sands gifted only the luxury of a single great oasis. As I grew older I dedicated mys...
adriantullberg
obscene-logwood
2024-02-07 12:01:15
2024-02-07 08:43:51
165
36
kpbikx9
kpb251k
1akte6n
1akte6n
[WP] "So, Hero, who will you save; The love of your life, or the bus of innocent civilians?" "The civilians." "...What?" "I choose the civilians."
"Why?" "What do you mean why? What kind of psycho prioritises one life over many just because they happen to have feelings for that one? That's madness" "But..." The hero had stopped listening and sped off towards the bus. The villain was dumbfounded for a moment but rallied. He freed the hero's love to gloat. "Wel...
Like animals in a zoo, people pressed their faces, their hands, their bodies, to the grubby windows of the yellow bus. Sobs and screams alike rent the air as the civilians struggled, a mass of panic. To the side, a man with curly blond hair, and wide, glassy brown eyes, was tied up and bound. And the Fiend’s lips cur...
ReasonablyBadass
crystal_pineapple25
2023-07-03 05:43:21
2023-07-03 05:01:47
88
38
jqh0ydp
jqgxbxb
14p13ue
14p13ue
[WP] A dragon has stolen the sheep from the nearby village, and as such, the villagers assume all their sheep have been eaten. They want you, a knight, to take revenge on the dragon for them. However, when you meet the dragon, you find they took the sheep for a very different reason…
You pause, at the sight of the flock of very much alive sheep. Associating humans with food and the cave being without grass, they crowd you with plaintive urgent bleats. Momentarily stumbled by the mob, you only noticed the dragon when it was face to face with you. Gambling that the dragon was capable of at least un...
Thank you to u/Street-Cost-1779 for the idea about mental synapses. \----- ***Test Log: Magic-4432-AF-42*** *Date:* >!22/04/2048!< *Classification level: Four. Current level: Zero (general public).* *Personnel: Dr. Hildew.* ***Test Description:*** Given the report by the Orion Interstellar Confederacy about magi...
eldritch_fluff
Nomyad777
2024-08-05 17:52:39
2023-04-21 01:28:12
337
17
lgn44iy
null
1ekqu4i
null
[WP] An agoraphobic princess is a extremely sick and tired of all knights who are breaking into her castle and trying to slay her emotional support dragon.
"Out! NOW!" The knight before me reached out his hand, ignoring what I had just said to him as he replied, "Princess Andrea, you need not be afraid! I can get us out of the castle before the dragon wakes--" I slapped the knight with the back of my hand and yelled, "Shut up and listen to me, you damned moron! I don't ...
"Boru!" Princess Beatrice yelled from her tower, as her draconic companion was slashed once again by the knight's blade. The champion didn't seem to understand that she cried out in defense of the dragon, shouting in response: "Don't worry Princess! I'll slay this nasty beast for you!" "Stop you idiot, I don't want tha...
jardanovic
Worm6974
2023-03-25 23:07:25
2023-03-25 22:46:55
299
60
jdogvpj
jdoe63k
121y8n7
121y8n7
[WP] Long ago, you tricked a demon into giving you immortality. Enraged, the demon placed a curse on you. Every door you walk through takes you to a different place, but never where you want to go. Several years later, you're just trying to get back home.
At this point, I don't even know which universe, plane, or dimension I have arrived in. It's been almost a century since I tricked the demon Lord Zepar into granting me immortality. Should've read the fucking fine print before signing that contract. Of course, every gift from a demon has its drawbacks, regardless if i...
James missed home. He had gained immortality and been cursed and had not been mature enough to deal with it. At first, the random nature of where he would end up really appealed to him; he went through every door he could just too see where he would go. Then he realised the enormity of what was happening. His entire li...
Tregonial
sprucay
2023-05-17 10:49:08
2023-05-17 10:31:25
698
190
jkhf8vd
jkhdreu
13jumt0
13jumt0
[WP] You partner in crime has pulled a gun on you. "The truth is, the game was rigged from the start." You know that very well, mostly because you did all the rigging.
You'd think there'd be some honour among thieves, but he looked *far too* smug with that gun pointed at me. Too much for him not to be enjoying this. "Alright, Miles," he said in a condescending manner. "I think it's time for us to go our separate ways. Specifically, me going towards luxury and comfort with the rest o...
"Really" I muttered, as Ryan the one who I had trusted, my partner in crime pointed the gun on me. Without hesitation, he let out the first shot \*BANG\* .... a burning sensation quickly swallowed my chest, I fell to the floor. Ryan slowly walked closer to me, his eyes gazed in mine .... those eyes. We were both in ...
SirPiecemaker
Conscious-Grab-2869
2023-08-17 23:50:23
2023-08-17 21:18:57
364
10
jwng63k
jwmtia4
15twp5a
15twp5a
[WP] An alien empire has just abducted the President of the United States. The problem? That President is Theodore Roosevelt - and the Bull-Moose isn’t one to be held captive. These Extraterrestrials are about to face the fury of a wronged Rough Rider.
“The humans on the continent of this leader are rather active,” the intelligence officer says as he calmly observes the human pacing side to side in the containment unit. They are reminded briefly of the behavior of captive predators back home, a thought which is quickly dismissed. “I fail to see how a bunch of triba...
The bemused group stayed behind the viewing glass, and were amazed that even with their sound holes blocked they could STILL hear the outraged roaring coming from the rather immense leader of humans. They could not understand what had angered this large human so. They saw that this being was intelligent enough to allo...
ArtostheBear
Anubisrapture
2023-02-20 14:19:58
2023-02-20 13:09:54
103
15
j9ag6zl
j9a87dq
116tqx3
116tqx3
[WP] On a long straight road with nothing of note, there is a four-way traffic light that hangs in the middle. No road crosses anywhere near the traffic light and no sign to tell you why it's there, but it seems to always be green, so no one cared. That's until the day it changed to yellow.
The roar of the engine in the dark, quiet night was Sarah's favourite sound. Rubber gripped and danced on the asphalt as the 64 Mustang powered down the desert road. The night air shimmered in her headlamps. Sarah drove this road every night. A road to nowhere, in the middle of nothing. Half way down this long, empt...
A hundred years ago everyone knew what would happen if the light ever changed, but slowly, we forgot. We forgot about the sheltering tunnels. At first no one realized, it had been green for so long that no one even noticed it changed, then Jessie asked about it when she stopped for gas on her way home. Our town was sma...
anmartinwrites
WeCouldDriveAllNight
2023-12-21 22:14:03
2023-12-21 21:23:49
39
11
kedu20a
kedm1li
18ntdqi
18ntdqi