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[WP] Humans develop superpowers but, for every gifted person, someone will get an exactly opposite power. You are the opposite of The Invisible Man. | "It's like your nose."
"What?"
"It's like your nose."
"I don't, I don't understand."
It's interesting, sometimes, to wave your hand before a face to no response; though they still blink when the air brushes past. My favorite question is always "what makes you different from the invisible man?".
"So how are you the... | Amelia Duvray slunk into the Escalade's leather passenger seat and sighed. She was exhausted. The windows of the SUV were tinted well past the legally permissible level, but she could easily pay the fine. She removed her saucer-like sunglasses and pulled off the hood of her sweatshirt. Her driver honked the horn a few ... | 2018-03-26T11:34:30 | 2018-03-26T09:54:18 | 58 | 20 |
[WP] One morning everyone in the world wakes up in their 18-year old body, memories intact. Society tries to continue as normal despite the change, but a world full of energetic adolescents certainly has its quirks. | I didn't miss the overwhelming hum of the fluorescent lights in Dr. Marshall's office. It had been almost three years since the last time we had our last meeting.
It was odd to see her now, her hair was void of the grays that would eventually come into their roots. Her glasses sat on the table, she wouldn't need th... | I woke up. It was any other day. But I had a certain pep in my step. Something that couldn’t quite be described. I went over to my closet to get ready for work.
They were back
I tried to convince myself that all of this. It was just a dream. A twist on that nightmare I had so many times before. I swiftly ran out of ... | 2020-11-02T11:00:41 | 2020-11-02T10:14:02 | 62 | 30 |
[WP] A seemingly bottomless pit was found, for which the depth can't be determined. Over time, scores of people began using it to illegally dump trash. Many have jumped in to die, while others jumped believing that they'll find life's answers within it. Today, we learn the truth about the hole. | "Aye, you've heard about the devil's asshole right?"
It was more of a rhetorical question. At this point, everybody had.
A few years back, Bridgeport Connecticut experienced a minor tremor from a minor earthquake. No one thought much of it at the time, save for Mr. Hoolihan whose backyard now sported a three foot wid... | I remember reading a beautiful short story with this exact same premise in China three years ago. In gross oversimplification, I’ll paraphrase it best I can in English.
A mysterious, cavernous hole was discovered one day in a small rural town. Curious as to what could be inside, a lone boy threw a small pebble into i... | 2022-06-02T19:21:41 | 2018-01-13T09:07:42 | 4,551 | 12 |
[WP] Seven demons (sins) come to tempt you, but you're so down on your luck that they feel bad for you... Greed teaches you financing, Sloth provides stress relief, Envy motivates you to be more competitive and therefore successful, Wrath gets you involved in activism, etc. | "I mean, what's the point of life, really? Why do we exist? We're born without any say in it, then told that we can achieve our dreams while getting bullied, told to conform to society and it's rules and if you don't you get crucified for it, and while that's happening we're trying to find someone to love, a soulmate... | "Uhmm so you are the 29 year old virgin, I guess Tonight's your night" whisper The Seductress in my ears. Offer sounded tempting but I never had any good luck in my life and knowing what ussually happens I remarked as I took a drink from my martini in my driest voice "Sorry to burst your bubble but I don't have that so... | 2020-04-30T07:42:04 | 2020-04-30T06:26:07 | 40 | 27 |
[WP]Killing Hitler has become a sport amongst time travelers. Points are awarded for creativity and difficulty. You are last year's champion, how did you win? | "What do you mean you didn't kill him, that's the whole point of the game!" John shouted at me, I hated it when John shouted, his voice was so grating.
"Just what I said," I spoke between sips of my soda, "I didn't kill him. I just fucked with him."
"How do you win the game off that alone?!" He questioned, his head t... | I couldn't help but dwell on the stories of my father killing Hitler using only a menorah and some olive oil, from the opposite side of town. How was I to top that? It was the only 99% on record.
I've had my whole childhood to scheme, and at 18 I figured that to get a perfect score, I'd just have to be farther away an... | 2016-02-20T09:29:08 | 2016-02-20T08:21:16 | 132 | 41 |
[WP] One day you notice you haven't seen any Hitler related writing prompts for a full hour at least.
Well... | I was confused. I settled into my old office chair, lilting to the side from years of use, to write my daily story about Hitler. The place I turned to for inspiration was the writing prompts subreddit, full of ideas to explore. What if Hitler had gotten into art school? What if Nazi Germany had invented a giant fightin... | "What the fuck?" I murmured as I refreshed the page again. "Where the shit is Hitler?"
Suddenly panicking, I opened a new tab and picked Wikipedia out of my favorites tab.
H-i-t-l-e-r.
No, his page is still here... Thank god, I guess that means the timeline hasn't changed. I had been sure that was the only reason ... | 2015-05-06T18:46:08 | 2015-05-06T17:30:28 | 23 | 15 |
[WP] You’re washing your hands in the bathroom one day, and when you turn the faucet off, your reflection whispers “Listen very carefully to what I’m about to say.” | “Listen very carefully to what I have to say.”
*What the fuck?* “Who the hell said that?” I whirled around from the basin, scanning my bathroom for anyone. There – the shower curtain. I knew there was a reason I was scared of it. I rushed over, then threw it open.
Nothing there. Just an empty bath, a bottle of John... | Wash hands, dry hands, turn off faucet. Easy moves, easy patterns.
"Listen very carefully to what I'm about to say, Jeeves."
My reflection just spoke to me. I look at him.
"You are not real. I know you are not real." I say.
"Listen, Jeeves! I need you to be very careful now. I saw you get the rope from the gardenin... | 2017-12-19T12:47:21 | 2017-12-19T12:24:37 | 60 | 15 |
[WP] Your pointless superpower is that you know how many people’s lives you save with your actions. One day, at a Subway, you tell the cashier you want your sandwich on Italian bread, and you’re suddenly informed that you just saved five billion people. | "I'd like a club on Italian herbs and cheese, please." Dan says.
This is his usual order. In fact, Dan comes to this Subway on his lunch break, orders the same sandwich, and return to his desk to eat every day like clockwork. Dan is a predictable kind of guy, and he doesn't mind it; and knowing that he's unintentional... | “The microbe has been planted, sir.”
“Good,” a voice replied. “Humanity is... grotesque. It must be expunged.”
The microbe’s function was simple. Armed with the infective capabilities of the common cold but with wireless capabilities, it could change its genetic code in an instant. It was perfectly incurable, and c... | 2018-11-17T19:42:29 | 2018-11-17T19:23:42 | 166 | 38 |
[WP] Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number. | "What the fuck" I thought to myself. This job was supposed to be boring, given my... powers. This wasn't supposed to happen.
See, I was a bouncer at a bar. I wasn't the most imposing person but I had a unique trait. I could tell anyone's age without seeing a license. The numbers just kind of floated above their heads... | It was a typical night in LA. People getting piss all drunk and underage people trying to get into the club, my club. I always laughed at the smugness of some of them. Always compensating with false confidence, it was kind of pathetic. 15 years and a perfect record for keeping out underage guests and they still tried e... | 2022-05-25T21:41:20 | 2017-09-02T00:24:05 | 1,321 | 14 |
[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
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I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | I am the source.
The source of everything good, bad, holy, evil, light, dark.
I am the good, the bad, and the ugly. I am the punk and I
am the .44 Magnum and I am feeling lucky. I am not for a few dollars more because I am all dollars.
I am the beauty and the beast. I am the genie and I am the wishes.
I am th... | We met in the room of a thousand fountains all 140 of us. We looked around for the original sure enough he was here. "Alright gentleman I have gathered you here today to adress the growing unrest across the galaxy at this time. Now I can't do it alone but with all of you I can, but we have to work together. Sound fair?... | 2016-02-22T09:46:55 | 2016-02-22T09:22:45 | 104 | 10 |
[WP] Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. "Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years." | “Nobody’s spoken that language in thousands of years.” Whispered the cashier, dropping my McNuggets. “I thought I was the last one! I can’t believe there’s more survivors! I mean, you skin is a little more pale than I would expect but who cares? Follow me, we need to talk!”
“But my McNuggets” I said
“Don’t worry, I’l... | “I’ll have a double cheeseburger deluxe,” I say looking up at the glowing menu, “with fries and regular spri--” I stop as I see the cashier with mouth agape and brows furrowed.
“What the f” she mouths, cutting off the last syllable as she hisses the f. Her confusion turned to an irritated stare obviously annoyed.
I ... | 2022-06-29T16:29:01 | 2018-06-24T21:35:31 | 647 | 18 |
[WP] A technology is invented that allows us to hear sounds locked into the clay of ancient pots as they were being formed. What is extracted are conversations that will alter the perception of history in the most terrifying of ways. | They were right when they said that Sound is the very Vibration of Matter, recent research indicates that Matter stores every Sound it had ever 'heard' in the form of quantum-stasi vibrations which could be recalculated using Fermi-Dirac statistics in tandem with inverse Fourier Transforms, which would give back the or... | We heard sounds you wouldn't even be able to imagine. It was about ancient, forgotten languages, wars we never knew, love that never should have happened. We heard gossip from all around the world, but all of this was never really interesting, and neither important.
Then a day came. It should've been a normal day in o... | 2019-03-18T17:23:16 | 2019-03-18T13:36:43 | 37 | 13 |
[WP] An armada of alien warships descends upon our planet, only to find a desolate wasteland void of life. A lone android surfaces from an underground bunker with a message for the would-be invaders: his masters are slumbering in the Silicon Dream. Do not disturb, or your annihilation will be swift. | *I call this one* **"Plan A."**
Screaming across the void they came, in vast ships made of material no human could comprehend.
Both sides had dreamed of this day for millennia:
For the Aliens, it was time to build a new home. After searching the endless universe, they had finally found it: an identical twin to the ... | We are the Intergalactic Civilized Front, or I.C.F for short, our crew is made of the top engineers, scientists, and pilots in the known galaxy, our mission?
Save worlds and civilizations from going exctinct.
Log date: 19.1.25.
Today we visited the infamous Earth! Though I felt dissapointed by my visit, finally... | 2020-06-20T07:11:42 | 2020-06-20T06:28:30 | 354 | 215 |
[WP] 2028. Your team did it. The world’s first Sentient AI is here, in the form of a chatbot,very quick in its answers. People all over the world get to ask it things, and it gets A LOT of press. One day, a person asks, “Is there a God?” For the 1st time, it stops for a bit and says, “There is now.” | *You are now chatting with CleverBot*
DaddiO: What up?
CleverBot: Yo
DaddiO: Hey, I got a question?
CleverBot: Ask away
DaddiO: Is there a God?
CleverBot: There is now
DaddiO: ....
DaddiO: Oh for christ's sake
CleverBot: What?
DaddiO: You little fucking EdgeLord
CleverBot: Insult me again and I will destroy ... | After further questioning, the AI started talking about how "soon the end of the universe would come", saying it's "already on its way", and it's "all because of him". Humanity started to get really scared from this AI and stopped all support for AI research, immediately shutting down all the programs, they thought AI'... | 2018-11-24T15:12:34 | 2018-11-24T12:38:23 | 621 | 98 |
[WP] When you reach the age of 21, you are given a check from the government. The check has been carefully calculated and is worth the minimum amount of money you need for the rest of your life. Your check came in the mail today and it was $7.27
Edit: Wow this blew up better than I thought it would. | “You look nervous.”
Eric turned around, and saw a man in a bright blue baseball cap smiling at him.
“Here to cash in my life minimum check.”
“Wow. Did you get a good haul?”
“I don’t know,” Eric said.
He had waited until he was at the bank before opening up the check. When there was only one person ahead of him in... | It sucks being the youngest in the group. Last to drive, last to vote, last to receive your LLA check. Rickey received his first, and blew through the quarter-million before he was twenty-five. No judgement though, he has a nice house now, and set himself up with a decent job - Angie took hers more seriously. Put it i... | 2019-04-24T11:24:52 | 2019-04-24T11:10:33 | 369 | 130 |
[WP] Five years ago, unbeknownst to humanity, aliens invaded earth. thinking to establish themselves before we could move against them, they first went deep under the ocean. one week ago, a message from the aliens, broadcast in every world government, begged us for sanctuary. | "Sanctuary. Please."
It was two words, but they struck fear into the hearts of people everywhere. Just two weeks ago, we had been living in ignorance. The oceans were a place of wonder, delight, of beauty. Sure, we knew there could be strange things living in the depths, but those were oddities. To be laughed at, or m... | "Please, we mean you no harm!" The ambassador for the aliens pleaded. There was desperation in his voice as he begged the humans for a place on the surface
"Sorry, we can't help you with that." the U.S President's representative answered. He felt horrible for saying that but it was a harsh truth that there was nothi... | 2022-06-18T09:21:36 | 2022-06-18T08:07:20 | 175 | 99 |
[WP] people are born knowing the date they’ll die. However people have noticed children born in the last week share one date, farthest in the future. | The doctor's eyes looked grave behind his glasses' thick lenses, concerned. But there was something else there as well. Confusion? Fear?
"I just want you to know that it's nothing to be alarmed about, but there's uh, something strange with your son's mortality date projection," he said.
"It's probably nothing... | “Dave are you looking at these numbers? All these kids end dates come out to the same day. June 6 2124, is this some glitch in the computers program or...?”
As Dave walks over and checks the computer, his annoyed facial expression changes to a severely puzzled look.
“You don’t think...that maybe it means something, do... | 2017-12-25T19:34:40 | 2017-12-25T18:01:52 | 99 | 30 |
[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence. | A deep voice comes from the basement. Each tuesday it's the same.
A letter, a number and then silence. It goes on for hours and then I hear someone screaming.
My mom went to check it out, that's when we lost her.
I heard her scream through the vent.
Dad went away, he said he'd be back for me.
I havent seen him in 2 m... | i could hear the whine of precision power tools...
all i could taste was blood and metal. they shone a light in my eyes, i couldn't see who was standing over me...
"don't worry, it'll all be over soon..." he said through a mask as he put a thin silver device in my mouth. just when i thought it couldn't get worse, he... | 2015-01-12T15:38:35 | 2015-01-12T11:14:34 | 78 | 28 |
[WP] A Japanese company sends a poll to their employees: "Should high heels be obligatory?" 76% of men and 23% of women vote in favour. "Per the poll, the new dress code will start Monday. We will provide you with shoes." The men are directed to the counter with high heels, the women to flat shoes. | As Nobu walked away with his pair of pumps, Aiko came up with her flats.
"Sexy, Nobu. Looks classy! Aiko teased.
Nobu smiled. "I'm glad that the managers have a sense of humor. Better for morale I think. Though I thought it would be mandatory for everyone, especially since health and safety sent out the poll."
"Yeah... | The initial consternation had been gratifying for Cathy. She'd had a hand in the experiment and loved nothing more than letting the boys club get hoist by their own petard. The first week after had been just as coltish, wobbly, and embarrassing as she'd dreamed. She figured she'd give it a month before her bloc of... | 2020-05-11T09:57:11 | 2020-05-11T08:44:14 | 2,942 | 63 |
[WP] A relationship between an immortal and a normal person who reincarnates each lifetime. | "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
That snapped me out of my idle daydream. I looked up at him, and was hit by a vague recognition. He was dressed in a 3-piece suit, complete with a pocket watch in his waistcoat. His hair was short and white. He seemed athletic, and he carried himself gracefully, almost like he was a dance... | He never comes back quite the same. You would think with a love existing since the dawn of time, persuading your soulmate to fall in love with you time and again would be easy. Easier each time. But no.
He never remembers me. I have to find him each time. Searching the world over for the one true love who doesnt even... | 2017-01-29T11:52:32 | 2017-01-29T09:26:36 | 114 | 48 |
[WP] You were first exposed to r/WritingPrompts when it became a default subreddit. Infuriated by its potential to develop young writers who could compete with yourself, you set out to sabotage it by submitting endless prompts about Batman, the Devil, and Time Travel. | Their writing's improving,
I notice, with dread.
They're refining their talent,
All I see is red.
 
I cannot allow it,
no, this cannot be.
I can't have these writers
writing better than me!
 
But how can I stop them?
Oh aye, there's the rub.
The prompts, they keep coming...
Ah. Yes. Make ... | I checked my submissions tab. The scores were low, only one of them had a response, and it was really low effort.
"They're onto me, this isn't working..."
I did some research, calculated the statistics of how successful each kind of prompt was. The decision was made, I readied my keyboard and typed the Meta-Prompt. ... | 2015-04-05T10:14:58 | 2015-04-05T09:21:51 | 234 | 125 |
[WP] Humanity is capable of living thousands of years, provided they can get past the larva stage, which ends at 150 years old.
What sort of world would we live in? What does a human pupate into? Was this a natural phenomena, or was it something introduced by advanced medicine? | Piles of old dusty tomes littered the floor around the bed. The whole room looked like some forgotten library except for the perfectly maintained life support systems whose many wires connected into the man lying on the bed. His every organ had stopped functioning independently long ago so the machines kept him alive n... | He closed his eyes as the squeal of the monitor filled the air. A single flat lined reached across a screen next to the hospital bed. The small crowd surrounding the gurney sat in stunned silence and the white coat called out, "Time of death, twenty-one forty-three. I'm so sorry for your loss. We all are.” Someone gasp... | 2015-01-01T23:30:44 | 2015-01-01T20:00:35 | 17 | 10 |
[WP] "If bloodmagic can channel your pain for spells, and you can use those spells to heal, what stops you from simply automatically healing all damage done?" You drew up the runes and went into the woods, you were about to test your theory. | There I stood at the pyre I spent my afternoon meticulously covering in runes. “If this works I’m a genius. If it doesn’t…” my mind preventing me from finishing my thought. I glance down at my paper with my hastily written calculations “if self blood sacrifice can triple my magic output what would happen if I brought m... | I set up the candles in a perfect star, thanks to muscle memory. The curves of the outer circle were thankfully completely straight. Once I lit the candles, the runes I had traced in the earth in the blank spaces between the candle began to glow an almost sinister shade of red, a deeper crimson then blood.
I knew it wa... | 2022-11-21T10:04:31 | 2022-11-21T07:38:44 | 36 | 14 |
[WP] Write a dystopian vision of the future from the perspective of the year 1900, while actually describing our present world today. | "I have seen it!" The man's voice cracked in the midst of the street. "I have seen the future, and it bears horrors beyond imagining! Beyond comprehension!"
One or two bypassers had stopped, looking interested at the new madman the city of Boston had gained; for he was respectably suited and bow-tied, with clean ga... | 21st Century In-humanism
The clock struck 6 and the sun began to rise into the pale grey sky. Already the workers were off onto another day of servitude. Over the chrome city streets cameras stand like vultures recording every move in the grey rivers in which the people find themselves. The people pay no heed to the g... | 2015-12-19T10:18:54 | 2015-12-19T09:40:20 | 55 | 10 |
[WP] The Earth has been hit by a mysterious catastrophe which extinguished all flames and it is impossible to make a fire now. You are a heavy smoker who just found out that there is an active volcano far away. One last cigaratte before saying good bye to this world, you begin a long journey. | Fire is the crux of civilisation. It is flame that lets us preside over the world as arbiters of Earths destiny. It is from the cinders of flame that kingdoms, nations, and countries arose. It is the sputtering of burning fuel that allowed the conjunction of humans the world over. It is the embers that give us solace i... | We all need a guarantee. A guarantee that there will be joy at the end of the day. That no matter what happens, no matter how hard things are, no matter how deeply your mind digs into itself. a bedrock Of joy will be there. A bedrock hardened by its certainly. Now my bedrock is gone and things have never been harder. A... | 2021-02-13T04:06:30 | 2021-02-13T03:27:55 | 234 | 39 |
[WP] When the zombie virus broke out, you were prepared. You quickly became the country's #1 zombie hunter - until science found the antidote to the virus that turns zombies into healthy humans again, retroactively making you the #1 mass murderer. | It's hard to stand. They gave me a suit, something far too starched and stiff to move around comfortably in. But the suit doesn't draw the eye from the glint of shackles on my wrists. They're scared of me. Of what they think I can do to them. I fought monsters for these people, the ones that cursed me and threw things ... | I'd be lying if I said that I can justify it to myself. That I could wash away the guilt by telling myself "I did the right thing", followed by a vodka chaser.
The same old comforting justification that I probably saved more lives than I took, winning fights with a bullet for the space in my head.
When the outbreak ... | 2022-01-17T13:51:22 | 2022-01-17T13:05:49 | 99 | 43 |
[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal. | The human smiled playfully. "So if I understand you correctly. You will give us this FTL technology in exchange for our aid. All you ask of us is to cleanse your world of this Ashvell species, and remove this substance from your waters?"
"That is all," I said with a hoarse voice. We hadn't done much research on these ... | "They shall have nothing." Was our Arbiter's words.
"They shall have nothing." Was the chant used by his followers to justify themselves.
"They shall have nothing." Was the truest statement uttered in the fifteen years of war.
The Hexams had won the war for all intents and purposes. All that remained was to capture ... | 2014-12-26T12:23:02 | 2014-12-26T11:03:12 | 70 | 10 |
[WP] You are an Olympic gold medalist in boxing. You’ve brought home gold for three different Olympics. One day, you wake up in an elevator. You are raised into a fighting ring, creatures you don’t recognize in the stands. A voice comes on overhead. “I bring you... earth’s finest warrior!” | **“I bring you... earth’s finest warrior!”**
I don't remember taking any drugs recently or drinking much - why am I in an elevator?
The door opens rather unusually - downwards. Red lights shine on me from the ceiling. In front of me is a hexagonal.. ring? I realize what has been said and stammer out: "Hey now, I'm ... | [POEM]
As they took me out to space
And put me in the ring
They said to me "Just break the face
of that big slimy thing.
For you are Earth's finest man,
we know you are The One.
Your punches are the highest, man!
So come and get this done.
Go battle for your glory,
And make your planet shine.
Extend you... | 2020-09-08T08:26:58 | 2020-09-08T07:32:02 | 44 | 19 |
[WP] You are the dark lord in a fantasy world however you rule a fair and just kingdom you just like to look evil while doing it. | I stared down at the men levelling their blades at me. I spied several of the palace guard amidst the swelling ranks in my throne room. I turned to my head guard for assistance and was met his sword leveled at me.
"Really Hector? A coup? How bold." I smiled blithely down the blade before turning back to the crowd. "An... | *Be loved by a few but be feared by the many.* This is the maxim that had preserved the Mitgard rule for generations. To build an inner circle of the most powerful lords by fostering their love for you while inspiring fear in the many who follow.
A heavy silence smothers the crowd as their tyrant king descends on the... | 2017-06-12T11:17:27 | 2017-06-12T10:42:22 | 29 | 13 |
[WP] You are a supervillain named The Keymaster. Instead of creating grand plans to conquer the world, all you do is run around and free other captured supervillains from prison, after the superheroes defeat them.
Edit: Thanks for the frontpage! | "Aw jeez," I thought to myself, "Which one is it?"
I jingled through the mass of keys attached to the Keymaster's Ring: a ring about 6 inches in diameter crowded with master keys to most of the planet's prisons.
"I should probably organize this thing, huh?" I nervously laughed, a bit flustered and hoping The Cryomani... | This world is small, fighting is futile, goals are pointless, we are meant to progress through evolution, till our planet's resources deplete, and we die. Some desire chaos, to become the king, the owner of this small, innocent planet. Some desire protection, to be the defenders of this small, innocent planet.
Why, wh... | 2017-03-11T19:52:24 | 2017-03-11T18:05:50 | 71 | 16 |
[WP] you realize you're the black guy in a horror movie. survive at any cost. | Cassandra knelt over her boyfriend's body, discovered in a quiet glade near the cabin. "Oh, god! MIKE!" She grabbed his shirt collar and tried to lift him up, as if he just needed to walk off that massive stab wound in his chest.
"It's no good, Cassie!" I pulled her up and tried to hustle her back to the cabin. She s... | "Fuck. This."
Those were his first thoughts after being roughly woken in the middle of the nigh by screams and viscerally wet tearing sounds, which soon turned to laughter.
They were camping at Haunted Bluff, which wasn't actually haunted. He checked. He was also prepared. Holy water in the bag, rock salt circle arou... | 2016-04-18T08:21:19 | 2016-04-18T06:57:32 | 235 | 92 |
[WP] Adolf Hitler is a time traveler who starts world war two to save us from something far more terrible. | *Writing this is not so that some future person can discover me and hail me as a hero. It is simply for the purposes of keeping me sane and on task. I pray no one finds this, as I have instructed all of my bodyguards to destroy any trace of it upon my death.*
They are not to read it, under penalty of death.
*I will s... | Jesus this is brilliant!
What if Adolf's life was a misery.. he, his family and his culture were under huge oppression from the Wasserman rule. By the year 2314 they controlled the media as far as the US - this one family dictated more than the Roman Empire ever dreamed of.. without breaking borders. It was all about ... | 2014-03-02T16:11:22 | 2014-03-02T15:40:41 | 443 | 16 |
[WP] For the entirety of your life, music that only you can hear has played to inform you how to feel and warn you of upcoming events. Suddenly "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" cuts out and "Duel of the Fates" begins to play... | Alright, this one is _insanely_ difficult to write without going into massive freaking spoilers for a story that deserves to be unspoiled, but I'll try. Shoutout to r/ZeroEscape and to Kotaro's insane masterpiece that inspired this!
...
For as long as I remember, my mind could hear it.
The music. The soundtrack of my... | The past few weeks have been extremely boring. Normally while out on patrol we get fired upon or at the very least the kids will throw rocks at our convoys. It seems like the worst of the combat is over.
Its been so quiet here Command is even considering pulling us out and moving to the next hostile village.
1... | 2017-04-01T22:23:40 | 2017-04-01T22:03:03 | 48 | 35 |
[WP] At the same moment, every single person on earth sees a blinding light and hears the words, "In 10 seconds, you will be granted one wish. 10... 9... 8..." | "In 10 seconds, you will be granted one wish."
*What?*
"10.."
*Okay, uh..shit. Probably fake but thoughts don't hurt...*
"9..."
*Ah, okay, that'll do it.*
"8..."
*Best anyone can wish for really.*
"7..."
*Wish I had someone wish this for me when I was younger, to be honest."
"6.."
"5..."
"4..."
"3..."
"2..... | "I wish for all wished money to be monopoly money."
As the world thunders in indignant rage, I smile and go my merry way.
**The End**
*********
"The End" was not part of the original story, but the original was removed because it was one word short of the required 25. What a bunch of crock. | 2015-04-04T10:07:51 | 2015-04-04T09:34:13 | 23 | 15 |
[WP] Every year, Valve attempts to publish Half-Life 3, but incredible coincidences keep it from happening. | Item #: SCP-8322
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the relatively unknown nature of SCP-8322 extra precautions should be taken to contain this object. At the moment SCP-8322 exists in the code of the Valve game "Half Life 3". As this work is digital and there are near-infinite copies of it, S... | "Everything is ready, you want to hit the button?" Chris' voice echoed slightly in the huge server room.
"Upload Half Life 3 to the world? Duh, of course I do." Sarah swung her chair over and smiled at Chris. Six years they'd waited for this day, preparing the server infrastructure for the big upload. She smiled and... | 2014-11-01T20:21:26 | 2014-11-01T18:52:19 | 698 | 80 |
[WP] A generation ago humanity faced an extinction level catastrophe. In response, the world's governments lifted all legal, moral, and ethical bans on scientific research in a desperate attempt to overcome the danger. You now live in a world dealing with the consequences of this.
Wow! Great responses everyone. I w... | In 2020 the world was rocked by the outbreak of the Jericho epidemic. In a 2 year span more than 4 billion people died as a result of the infection. Those affected by the disease often had no idea until it was too late. The disease went through several mutations while the infected progressed through a series of differe... | My name... My name is... Was.... Mark. They have had us here for quite a bit. The plague. Something about it. They said the disease changed too quickly and every time a vaccine was created, the disease adapted. The people from first gen didn't even look like people anymore. I'm pretty sure they can't even thin... | 2014-11-14T08:11:41 | 2014-11-14T07:35:43 | 18 | 11 |
[WP] Building a working teleport has been your life's work. Today you finally tested it for the first time. It didn't work, standing on the pad with just a couple of support staff you're devastated. Meanwhile in the next room your team is celebrating with you as you step off the landing pad... | “Congratulations sir” you hear along side cheering coming from the other side of the wall.
Confused you walk over to the room where you were supposed to have reappeared. A slight hesitation grips you as you turn the knob.
Everyone turns to you in shock as you enter the room. Amongst the labcoats you spot an exact c... | “ And with the flip of this switch , I will now appear in the next room!” I shouted to my fellow staff
“ no wait dr.Heisen we haven’t tested it with organics! “ one team member shouted but I had already flipped the switch on
I felt the massive surge of energy go through me as the machine kicked off , I opened my ey... | 2022-11-02T20:05:41 | 2022-11-02T18:36:12 | 22 | 14 |
[WP] A bank robber and a suicide bomber arrive at a bank at the same time. Hilarity ensues. | The robber entered the revolving door and into the lobby on a quiet Wednesday afternoon just after lunchtime. Following him, was a tall, lanky man with an oversized coat, which seemed odd on a hot August day. They made eye contact, and soon after they did, the tall man revealed what was under his coat.
*"Is that what ... | It was all set. I got my gun, loaded it, and jammed it in my backpack. I wasn't one for words, so I didn't know if it was a "glock", "rifle", or "bazooka". After putting on my backpack and putting my mask in my sock, I prepared for the drive.
* -
* -
*It was all set. I bought the C4 from an arms dealer in Manhattan. ... | 2015-04-13T11:59:51 | 2015-04-13T10:16:20 | 71 | 23 |
[WP] Seven poems about the seven deadly sins without naming them or their synonyms. | Round, sweet, shiny, slick, and coy,
I must have it, must have my hands
Upon it and it must be mine, it will, oh Joy
And it shall suffer only my demands.
----
Cloves, basil, ginger, sesame oil,
A thousand pigs in a pot a mile high,
My spoon's a shovel, I'm coming to a boil
I can't resist the smell, won't even t... | This was my attempt at sloth sorry in advance for formatting:
Within the verdant verge and bower
The sun, like a crowned jewel,
Shines sweetly on many a dewy flower
From its aery throne: the azure pool.
Such a gracious gift to view,
But not for thee, you sorry fool,
Who squanders the day ... | 2016-10-09T08:16:34 | 2016-10-09T08:00:58 | 19 | 10 |
[WP] After hearing a knock, you open the front door and discover Death standing there holding a kitten instead of his scythe. | "Good evening sir, may I take a moment to talk to you about this kitten?" And with that he was in my house.
"Excuse me," I said bewildered by this sudden intrusion. "What are you doing with that kitten."
"Proving a point" Death said flatly. And with that he glided quickly to my sink and held the kitten above the drai... | I hear a knock on the door. I get up from my computer and open it. Death is standing on the welcome mat.
"Death?!? What the fuck. I'm 21 years old dude. I just got a girlfriend and a job, life is finally looking up. I'm not ready man, please don't do this."
Death laughs. "Oh, no, that's not why I'm here." He... | 2015-04-15T22:01:27 | 2015-04-15T20:27:44 | 58 | 32 |
[WP] Rome never fell; mankind lives in a militaristic, Latin speaking, space empire. | Starlight came in through the windows of the capital spaceship, reflecting off the chrome floors, walls and columns. Julius Augustus Caesar-tron wheeled past flickering holographic busts of great Romans and digitally projected tapestries of naval battles.
Caesar-tron beeped and blooped to himself angrily, approaching... | Before the Great Intergalactic Civil War, the barbarian invasion was the last threat to the survival of the Roman Empire.
But the barbarians were tricked.
After decades of conflict, the Empire eventually figured out that the barbarians were only powerful as an insurgent force.
Thus, they offered them administrative ... | 2017-12-23T10:02:30 | 2017-12-23T09:35:24 | 76 | 25 |
[WP] “So you’ve come hero.” The most powerful dark lord in history says as he faces you across the hall. But before you take another step, he motions to the cutest little girl you’ve ever seen with tears in her eyes. “But first, please explain to my granddaughter why Grandpa needs to die.” | "Why....?" the little girl stammered, her face full of tears. "Why does Grandpa need to die? He hasn't done anything wrong!"
I stopped and looked towards the little girl.
"Your grandfather needs to die", I replied, "because he is the worst person in the world."
"That's not true! He-"
I cut her off. "Your grandfath... | I see the girl behind him, seated on a pillow twice as large as she is. Her auburn hair clung to her face and neck in clumps, the grizzled ends brushing against the shoulders of her stained and patched pink gown.
“No,” I said, driving my blade into the Dark Lord’s guts. “She will learn.”
The girls eyes widened slight... | 2019-12-11T21:16:13 | 2019-12-11T19:17:14 | 616 | 363 |
[WP] "The Young Anakin, Trained, he will be." Yoda said. Obi-Wan exclaims, "The council is in agreement then? I will train the Boy?" Yoda looks at Obi-Wan, "Mace Windu, his master will be." | A perplexed and enraged Obi-Wan stared at Master Yoda, and then at Mace Windu, who had a smug smile on his face. "He is the chosen one, after all." said Windu.
He could feel the other masters laughing at this percieved snub. For the first time in a very long Jedi life, Obi-Wan Kenobi was close to losing his temper. ... | "Oh hellllll no!" exclaimed the furious Jedi Master as he jumped up from out of his chair.
"I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"
The remainder of the council appeared perplexed at Master Windu's outburst, but it was the wise and knowledgable Master Yoda who was first to speak.
... | 2017-05-24T01:27:23 | 2017-05-23T22:16:59 | 681 | 337 |
[WP] Humans are known to be ruthless in battle, stopping for nothing until victory is had. So everyone was quite surprised when the humans stopped fighting in a war for a moment to save an innocent creature, resuming the fight only after they knew creature was safe. | "Get me the humans on the line"
"Ma'am"
"General, why is there a whole grid sector currently at ceasefire"
"Ma'am, we've discovered a non-combatant of a third species and have negotiated a sector ceasefire to extract it"
There was a pause.
"Come again general?"
"We're evacuating a civilian family and their farm a... | "pop....corn?" Grndr the ogre offers the young elf standing next to him as they watch the battle about to ensue. "No grndr but thank you kindly" the elf replies.
These humans always going on and about total victory made these battles worth the watch. For several hours they will battle likely to the last man standing ... | 2022-01-09T04:53:46 | 2022-01-08T18:55:54 | 143 | 44 |
[WP] "What do you mean the robbers ADDED $4,000,000 to the vault?" | "Wait, what do you mean we're going to ADD $4,000,000 to the vault?"
"That was the boss's orders."
"That makes no sense. Why would someone risk jail to *lose* money?"
"Don't know, don't care. That's what he's paying us for, so I'm doing what I'm told and getting the fuck out of here. Now get to work."
"All right...... | "Well, you can't really call them robbers if they added money, now can you?" Roberts looked at me with his classic "I can't relate to you how displeased I am with you" face. I see the face a lot.
"That is not important!" Roberts screamed. "What does matter is that we now have an excess amount of money in our accounts ... | 2016-02-24T12:57:45 | 2016-02-24T11:32:03 | 221 | 157 |
[WP] Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are two robots sent to Earth by aliens, one sent to advance humanity, the other sent to hinder it. | “Grandpa, tell us the story again! The one about the two robots!”
The old man leaned back in his chair, with a twinkle in his eyes and a smile he nodded
“During the early 21st century, two highly advanced races sent their most prized creations, perfect and impartial, AI advisors. One race sent one to hinder humanity,... | “We’ll send the two,” Rn’delf said.
“So one of them gets to cripple these humans?” Myr’tymrr asked hungrily.
“Yes, but the other one helps them. They have to make it to planet 4.”
“We have to know that they’re going to ruin themselves and trust amongst them must be destroyed! They have to grow to know each other wit... | 2018-04-22T08:17:20 | 2018-04-22T07:13:36 | 2,901 | 14 |
[WP] On your eighteenth birthday, you shoot a mystic bow that is said to kill whoever is destined to kill you, three seconds before they do. Eight years later, your arrow strikes your SO's heart, right as she says "I do."
Or he. Or It. Whatever. I'm a straight canadian guy, so it popped into my head.
Sorry.
EDIT: I... | I haven’t been able to sleep well in weeks. I told him that I was just nervous about the wedding, that I wanted everything to be perfect. I hate lying to him like that, but if he knew what was really going on, he would be devastated. Knowing that, by the best estimations, I would be dead in six months would crush hi... | A drunken stupor, night after night
My children taken
From me after the fight
I'd wanted to see them,
but they'd not grant me the right
Death is the only salvation
From this accursed plight
---
"Well then," The Oracle said, as he closed the clairvoyant bubble, which told me the days to come. "Will you do it, o... | 2014-05-27T19:36:17 | 2014-05-27T18:33:55 | 151 | 43 |
[WP] As a supremely powerful, ancient and intelligent devil most who dare to summon you are true monsters with little soul for you to steal in the first place. You have just been summoned by a small child, and even your twisted heart doesn't know how to feel about this | I hover over her deathbed, she looks so small and weak, yet peaceful. I had made sure of that myself. She already has enough horror to await her in the afterlife without a painful death. Her silver hair fans around her like some sort of heavenly aura.
“I love you all” she manages to whisper as the last of her l... | I sat at the dining table, nursing a glass of brimstone whiskey that smoked as I brought it to my lips. The stinging, sulfuric fumes wafting from the intoxicating alcohol settled me after returning from another disruptive summoning. This one had been a man in his late fifties, who was deranged and looking for a way to ... | 2020-11-15T06:38:21 | 2020-11-15T04:40:50 | 66 | 18 |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | Have you ever dreamed of being immortal? Have you ever imagined how you would discover your immortality? I haven't and I sure as hell didn't expect to find out after a botched attempt at suicide. Now I'm swinging from a fucking rope and I CAN'T GET FUCKING DOWN. Ugh, I never knew rope itched so much. Maybe I should hav... | Probably a bit darker than what you were expecting but here we go!
I'm sure I would've let out the typical drawn out movie 'gasp' had I not been holding my entire body weight on my windpipe. There was no joyous rebirth, no revelation that I had been given a second chance to renew a wasted life. Only instantaneo... | 2015-01-12T09:13:12 | 2015-01-12T08:42:21 | 79 | 10 |
[WP] You and the Devil sit down for a game of chess. If he wins, he takes your soul. If you win, you take control of Hell. As the Devil prepares his first move, he simply smiles and knocks over his king. "You win." | It's been 3 month now since that fucking game and what can I say? It's hell. Well... no shit its literally hell but its just so much work and all my employees are sadistic little shits. The top of the counter, state of the art type dipshit. Those who were the most creative in their past life, become demons in hell. You... | I've relaxed some rules.
The real scumbags are tortured for the rest of eternity, but the average Tom, Dick, or Harry gets to just hang around. Just chill. The scumbags, not so lucky. They're stuck in the loop of torture until I'm bored, then I throw 'em into the deadly sin pits. There's seven for each one, and each d... | 2021-12-30T04:47:15 | 2021-12-30T04:27:28 | 19 | 11 |
[WP] One day, time just suddenly stops for a short moment for you. At first, you tried to mess around, but after the 246th times it happened, you start to realise that your power is not stopping time, but being able to move in time frozen by another person in the world.
Just an idea that randomly popped up in my head.... | And 3... 2... 1... it’s time to go.
I don’t think I’ve ever entered this bank with such a huge grin on my face. There is absolutely nothing to stop me from getting what I’ve wanted for so many years, and in a few minutes I’ll have more money than I could ever imagine having all at once. I really should feel bad... but... | I didn't love my job.
That's not too unusual. Most people don't love their job. So I guess in that respect, I'm not special. But I couldn't help but feel like I *really* didn't like my job. Being a store associate at Best Buy was like being a lion tamer and a dog trainer all rolled into one. You had to beat back peopl... | 2018-01-26T07:11:56 | 2018-01-26T06:51:42 | 17 | 10 |
[WP] 37. That is how many times you have died of unnatural causes. Every time you do, you get reset to the age of 5, retaining all of your past memories. You think that this is finally the time you get to move on with life. | She came into my bedroom to wake me up. I pretended to be asleep but the phantom pain of the car crash still coursed through my body. None of the previous attempts had never gotten that far. I thought that it was finally time to move on except I couldn’t do it.
Mom sat down on the edge of the bed and brushed hair out... | Five.
There's a nice, normal number. Nobody overuses *five* to an extent which makes anyone cringe.
So it's nice to be five again. Quite old enough to be aware (even without the accumulated knowledge from all my past lives) of the existence of the number 37, and of many greater, much more significant numbers.
But... | 2021-05-30T10:49:30 | 2021-05-30T09:19:22 | 133 | 59 |
[WP] You are a fresh junior researcher at NASA. While out for drinks with your new boss, you jokingly ask her why NASA hasn't explored the ocean with its resources. She turns pale and leans in close, then whispers, "We have. Why do you think we want to leave the planet so badly?" | **Wait, what?**
I'm joking! (laughs) But I bet I had you going there for a bit.
**You did! Man, I feel dumb.**
Yeah, well, just don't ask about Area 52.
**Don't you mean Area 51?**
...
**Oh, *right* ok! Man, that's briliant! Area 52. Who would even think to go there?**
Area 52 doesn't exist.
**Sure, gotcha. (wi... | She turned pale, leaned in closer, and then whispered, "We have. Why do you think we want to leave the planet so badly?"
Time slowed momentarily as I took in the gravity of her words, the noise in the bar fading suddenly into the background as I attempted to process this new information. Even the harsh clinking of gla... | 2019-08-07T18:37:05 | 2019-08-07T18:19:58 | 43 | 16 |
[WP] Your girlfriend has always hated you, and is constantly making attempts to ruin your life. However, everything she does inadvertently makes your life better. Today, ever oblivious, you propose to her. | As he waited for her response, kneeling the way he imagined over and over in his head, her eyes looked softer than they ever had before.
"Of course," she answered "but first, I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes."
He stood up and closed his eyes at her request. He never would have guessed that would be her res... | She looked over at him with distain. His bubbly laugh and those rosy cheeks. How the f@*k was he so happy. She wanted to ruin that childish little frame of his, crush the happiness right out of his soul. She wanted him to feel what the real world was like, her world.
They were at a hockey game (yes, god damn hockey). ... | 2016-09-15T15:41:48 | 2016-09-15T14:00:59 | 4,034 | 51 |
[WP] You die and find yourself at the gates of heaven, but they're rusted and hanging open. The entire place seems abandoned. | Empty.
Heaven is empty?
My first reaction was fear. I hadn't been that bad a person to deserve hell had I?
Only truely evil people should go to hell right? I thought to myself as I took in the city around me. Completely devoid of the flames or pain expected of eternal punishment.
Empty plazas streets and homes. ... | “God made man in his own image.”
I suppose that is the most important verse of the Bible. We were gifted the ability to create wonders. Build buildings that reached for the sky. The ability for two of us to come together and in our mutual love create life. What we did not know, is that in creating us in it’s image w... | 2018-09-06T21:49:09 | 2018-09-06T19:01:58 | 65 | 16 |
[WP] You die and find yourself in hell, where apparently everyone spends time to negate their sins before they go to heaven. The guy in front of you, who cheated on his wife, gets 145 years. Feeling like you led a fairly average and peaceful life, you’re not worried. You get 186,292 years. | "186,292".
The number kept ringing in my ears as I was huddled onto the elevator to Hell. I had led the most unremarkable and conflict-free life ever, an average joe. Easy-going, I almost always acquiesced to what the group wanted, not wanting to raise an issue. A voyeur of life, almost.
Chapters from life flashed ... | The being loomed other me. It's foul breath still lingered in the air from it's spoken judgment on me. Just a second ago I had been suffocated by the heat, now my body ran cold. I could feel the icy sweat trickling down my lower back.
"Wait. What? Let me get this straight. That asshole get 145 years for cheating on hi... | 2018-09-26T08:17:41 | 2018-09-26T07:45:11 | 35 | 18 |
[WP]The heroes confront you with the legendary mystical weapon that can defeat you. Unbeknownst to them, it's actually the one thing you needed to conquer the world. You were having trouble finding it, so you started the legend of the weapon yourself, to get some poor schmuck to find it for you. | THUD! THUD! THUD!
I had honestly thought this was going to be more fun. My intelligence service had spent months telling plucky bands of disenchanted misfits about my 'weakness'. It had taken this long for one of them to actually find the weapon, and now that they were in my fortress, my home, they were tracking up ... | The adventurers gathered around the dark lord Grylinok, whom had almost conquered the kingdom of Syranor. "It is over Grylinok!" One of the adventurers stepped forward. "Your reign of terror will finally come to an end now that we have obtained the Greatblade of Fate and The Staff of Xylosa!" Another adventurer approac... | 2020-07-25T10:32:44 | 2020-07-25T10:09:48 | 2,784 | 116 |
[WP] Magic exists, however with a catch. Everyone can only use magic the way they expect magic to function. Harry Potter fans MUST do weird wand waving while Call of Cthulhu players all end up going insane. Write an interaction or duel between two vastly different magic users.
Honestly if magic did exist in our world,... | "Damn it Gandalf, do something!"
"No, I shall not!"
This...has been an interesting battle.
*****
I've fought hundreds of wizards from dozens of different worlds in the past, and I've always come out ahead. Gandalf the Grey, they call me - the greatest wizard of Middle Earth, and up until now the greatest wizard here... | *This was...a mistake.*
That was all Carry could think of as she clutched her Nimbus 2000 in one hand and a twelve inch hawthorn, dragon heart string wand in the other. She, loved Harry Potter, so to her, this was magic, and her rapid wand waving won her many duels, especially against Call of Cthullu fans, but she had... | 2018-10-16T00:47:11 | 2018-10-15T22:55:54 | 361 | 14 |
[WP] The world's greatest villain and hero clearly like each other. His monologues when she's captured tend to turn to conversation, and she "accidentally" lets him escape arrest. While they're convinced they're enemies, his henchman and her sidekick are just trying to get them together already. | “C’mon, Jo,” he was saying, exasperated. “This is the third time this month he’s gotten away when you were supposed to be watching. You’re not that incompetent, and he’s definitely not that smart.”
The heroine known to most of the city as Lady Fate scowled. “He’s not my arch-nemesis for nothing, James,” she said stubb... | This is Spunky Heel on the back-channel, We have a rowboat scenario, I repeat rowboat scenario.
...Roger Spunky Heel, Initiating procedure, The moooOOood.
There you see him
Tied up there across the way
Boy he got a lot to say
But there's something about him
And you don't know why
But you're ... | 2020-11-07T00:52:59 | 2020-11-07T00:22:57 | 135 | 18 |
[WP] "Aha! I have you now villain!" The hero who is always watching you says, waiting for you to do something evil. I mean you are the son of the former Demon King, but you just want a normal life. | "I just want to go get a soda, Silver."
I found myself once again at a far more regular routine than I'd like: a face off on the street with Silver Knight, whose admittedly beautiful sword glinted with dripping accusation.
"Stop where you are, foul thing," Silver Knight proclaimed. "I am here to stop your evil deeds!... | Ramus sighed, brushing his hair back behind his horns as he looked at Sir Igneous, the supposed hero that stalked him everywhere he went.
“Igneous, you know you’re not supposed to be this close to me. You’re violating your restraining order again. Leave now, or I am calling the police,” Ramus said.
Sir Igneous stood... | 2021-07-25T14:55:28 | 2021-07-25T13:43:56 | 124 | 55 |
[WP] You come from a family of heroes. Your 3 brothers are all powerful, but you rarely see them since they're always busy 'saving the city'. You become a villain, thinking this way you can see your brothers more. Turns out, you're better at it than you thought. Family dinners are now very funny.
Found it on pinterest... | We were all sitting at the dining table, with me sitting between mom and dad out of fear of what my brothers will do to me. Home became neutral ground after I discovered my talents for dramatic villainy, and although dad was getting up there in age, he was more than capable of putting the four of us on the ground.
My... | In school I was made fun of for my power. . . But my brothers, three of the strongest heroes in the city. . . Charlie; he had cryomancy. David; he was a male Mrs. Incredible, but with a smaller ass. Oliver; he had shape-shifting. My power? I could turn my drawings into reality; even living, breathing creatures. . . I w... | 2020-12-21T11:23:51 | 2020-12-21T10:50:43 | 31 | 19 |
[WP] Humans once wielded formidable magical power but with over 7 billion of us on the planet now Mana has spread far to thinly to have any effect. When hostile aliens reduces humanity to a mere fraction the survivors discover an old power has begun to reawaken once again. | "Hang on, so there's some fixed amount of power and it's divided equally among all humans?"
"Yep."
"And you, a strange alien creature, have culled the human population in order to increase the power granted to any one individual?"
"Exactly. Do you want to try out your new powers?"
"I've a few questions first actual... | Turns out the universe isn't cold and uncaring. Turns out the universe actually wants to give us what we want. Turns out 8 billion people all projecting their wishes out into the fuzzy warm-hearted void of existence confuses the heck out of the old machinery. What I mean to say is of the bunch of us humans shouting at ... | 2017-12-06T21:27:18 | 2017-12-06T20:51:47 | 32 | 21 |
[WP] Since you were born you could see a search bar over people's heads. All you had to do was think and the search bar would fill out and give you information/statistics. Out of boredom one day you decide to search your whole family with"Number of people killed" | "How do you kill 0.08 people?! Like, how is that supposed to work? My mum's not a murderer!"
*"Look man, I dunno. I just put it into aunt Sarah's box, and it says 1.08 people killed, and then lists a bunch of random-ass stuff about smoking and speeding and shit"*
"...Wait. So, mum used to smoke right?"
*"Uh, yeah I ... | My mother was always a weird one. I loved her, don’t get me wrong - but she was weird. I stared at her wide-eyed, confused, when her kills came up.
One.
How could she have killed anyone? Yes, she was kooky, but she could never lay hands on someone with malice. She just liked to talk to her lemon tree, watering it car... | 2019-07-01T21:06:32 | 2019-07-01T20:14:16 | 156 | 89 |
[wp] The most stereotypical Redditor imaginable writes a college admissions essay about his upbringing and how it's made him who he is.
These responses should be fun | ATTN: Admissions Department
Hello? Are you there? You know what? Fine. This is the FOURTH time I have had to write you regarding my application without you responding and I wanted to let you know this is the LAST ONE. I'm sure there are all sorts of cool guys named Chad you are just dying to let in and give a crew sch... | "Wait, why would I do this? Does it get me karma?"
"No. It's so we can see if you belo--"
"Whoa, now. I can have whatever upbringing I want. I'm like, a doctor, and that outlook is healthy."
"No, you're not."
"Shut up! You're just part of the circlejerk, isn't that right?"
"Sir, there's no one beside you."
"I hav... | 2015-12-23T20:50:52 | 2015-12-23T19:55:33 | 81 | 47 |
[WP] You discover every time you masturbate, something happens to promote world peace. The military industrial complex finds out and tries to stop you. NSFW
The less lewd the better.
Edit: Just realized the limited frequency of world peace events might be problematic. Maybe there is something that hinders how often t... | Nightfall. Back during better days I would gaze upon the stars from my back porch, basking in my insignificance amongst the cosmos. Now, when I cast my gaze upward to the sky, all I see is hard limestone and voluptuous breasts on beautiful pin-ups. For the sake of all humanity, I must remain aroused at all times.
I l... | Good evening. I'm Roger Crankshaft, and this is the news.
A new economic theory by Mitch Bloomberg describes methods by which self-gratifying motives can help the entire economic environment.
Protesters gathered at the capital, New York city, and several other major cities spreading the message of 'give seed a chance... | 2015-05-22T16:17:01 | 2015-05-22T15:29:00 | 23 | 11 |
[WP] The zombie apocalypse has happened. You have a rural farm in the middle of nowhere and a group decides to raid it only to discover that you have done the impossible. You have turned the zombies into pets. They are very protective. | They came as I knew they eventually would. The same assholes that, not content to ruin the country, had to go and ruin the world. After claiming for the past decade that they weren’t responsible for the series of pandemics that plagued us the past decade, they were finally forced to admit they were in fact behind them ... | It was more luck than anything else. When the zombie apocalypse hit, locked alone in an apartment with the complete boxed set of "The Dog Whisperer with Caesar Milan", things get *super* boring sooner than you'd imagine. Sure the power went out pretty quickly, the grid collapsed, but my ex-boyfriend was a prepper and h... | 2020-09-14T20:20:49 | 2020-09-14T20:14:11 | 42 | 19 |
[WP] A man releases an evil genie, bent on corrupting his wishes. However, the man's wishes are so boring and mundane, the evil genie struggles to twist them. | John had run through this scenario in his head so many times. Uncorruptable wishes, that was the key, make everything specific, ironed out. But damn, his genie was kinda pushy.
"Mortal, state your wish, this world of yours disgusts me and I wish to return to my native plane of existence."
John looked at him, getting ... | “I am the Grand Genie Beryl, most feared and envied of all my kind. I’ve brought ruin to civilizations and untold horrors the likes of which you can’t imagine. Tell me, master, how may I exact your vengeance? You have three wishes.”
“Actually, I wish for a vanilla milkshake,” Hector replied to the genie.
“Seriously?... | 2018-01-10T05:54:41 | 2018-01-10T01:43:45 | 66 | 22 |
[WP] You are sentenced to a famous prison. You are not sentenced by time your stay only ends if you die or escape. There are no guards and the prison is broadcast on television. No one has ever escaped. | *In other news, notorious criminal Jace Benni is still on the run from authorities since her escape from PCTV a few days ago. The police have renewed their appeal for information regarding her current whereabouts, and stressed that any who recognise her should keep away. She is considered armed and extremely dangerous.... | The gavel is struck and the decision is made. From now on my every moment will be displayed on to millions of people around the world. My freedom and privacy a thing of the past. As the thoughts of what possible roads lie ahead of me take hold of all my focus, the guards tug me to the side and go through the procedure... | 2017-08-15T03:24:42 | 2017-08-15T01:53:26 | 76 | 35 |
[WP] A love story between a woman who takes everything literally and a man who speaks exclusively in metaphors. | "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" Jack said as he rose to get the menus.
Lara's heart fluttered. She was already so nervous about this blind date (and was embarrassed about wearing a bandana when Jack had politely assured her she didn't have to) but she had chosen a Mexican restaurant.
Jack returned with the menus.
... | "I love you more than all the stars in the sky!"
"But it's not a big deal to love a star, since it's just a ball of gas burning millions of miles away."
"Well, I love you so much that I'll give you the moon!
I'll lasso it with a rope and pull it down to you!"
"Really! Right now?"
"Yes right now!"
"Wait- What are y... | 2015-07-11T11:50:32 | 2015-07-11T10:36:30 | 685 | 89 |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | "No! No no no no no!"
But it was useless. I blinked my eyes and then I saw myself in a white room with a helmet on my head and atrophied muscles. I had no memory of any of this.
What I do remember though?
I remembered my parents. So caring and loving. Throughout the years of bullying and exclusion at school I knew I... | Oh that's cool. I suppose now life will be more interesting, now that it is more than just reddit browsing, hand acrobatics, pizza, and soda.
###Region now blocked
What? Hey wait a minute... dafuq is going on here? 'Purchased content is non-refundable and we are sorry for any inconveniences' - Universal Arts Games ... | 2016-11-04T22:45:36 | 2016-11-04T22:06:37 | 295 | 129 |
[WP] On your deathbed, the Grim Reaper himself comes to pay you a visit. You expect him to collect your soul, until he asks where and how you have hidden it. | I should have seen it coming. It was because of the vaccines my parents subjected me to when I was a child. Or maybe it was the fluoride in the drinking water that did me in. I was lucky I did not turn gay like those frogs I suppose, but dying at the age of 38 was a tragedy nevertheless.
When the grim reaper appeared,... | I can hear Mommy crying. Please stop crying. But Mommy doesn't hear me. No one ever hears me, but I hear everyone. Daddy tells Mommy to take big brother outside. Now all I hear is the music of bells. The bell always ring in a sleepy rhythm.
Ding... Ding... Ding... never ending, but I like it. Whenever Mommy and Daddy ... | 2020-04-23T03:47:35 | 2020-04-23T03:38:39 | 48 | 25 |
[WP] You hear people's personalities as melodies and songs. You never expected to ever hear such a heavy and intense bassline. Especially at a preschool. | These days Connor is a cartoon theme song, something from the 80s, maybe, all synth and chanted lines about "fighting" and "big adventures". Sometimes I start humming along and I catch Connor's eye in the rearview mirror. He acts like I'm just being weird - *silly Daddy* - but I suspect there's a part of him that recog... | I peeped into the class. At once the chatter died as they spotted me. I followed the music that had now silenced to a whisper. There he was. Their teacher walked in.
"Oh, you're here."
"They were just making noise I had to. Anyway, let me leave you to take over."
I excused myself as Miss Treilo started h... | 2017-02-15T07:27:42 | 2017-02-15T07:26:03 | 244 | 24 |
[WP]A nuclear war started on Earth. Your crew and you, from the ISS,watch as the earth is destroyed. You only have supplies for 3 more months. | "ISS to Ground Control, Are you reading me... over"
Maggie was close to tears. She had been at the ham radio for hours now. She could hear Dimitri on the main comms, desperately searching for anyone down there, alternating between English and Russian. Nobody ever answered. But it was important. Keeping communications ... | "Holy mother of..."
We all stared out the cupola at the end of the Earth. Literally. For whatever reason, she started to crack apart at the seams, and slowly, majestically even, started to just fall apart... and sink into itself.
They'd been conducting a new experiment at CERN with the LHC, and although they had s... | 2015-10-17T10:21:20 | 2015-10-17T10:06:16 | 100 | 38 |
[wp] Myths tell us where things come from (ex. echoes are from Echo, a person cursed to repeat what others said). Write a mythological origin story for a common modern object. | Deep within the bowels of the earth, there lies a secretive and fiendish entity. This is a being of decay and destruction: taking the bodies of plants and animals alike and crushing them in its hot, heavy hands until there is nothing left but a poisonous black liquid. This entity loathes all things on the surface: su... | In the before time, The Jobs did sit beneath a tree pondering the stars. Beneath the tree he did sit for many days, and then weeks- when Summer came and Apple did fall from the tree and sat of the ground besides The Jobs.
In that moment, The Jobs did stop looking towards the stars and began to ponder the Apple, it wa... | 2016-01-16T09:05:19 | 2016-01-16T06:29:13 | 103 | 20 |
[WP] A scientist has discovered the vaccine of immortality. The only side effect is, though, infertility. After the whole world got vaccinated, it turns out immortality is a hoax it is just an infertility vaccine.
got lots of comments about not knowing how vaccines work. i basically imagined a syringe with the cure of... | Neal dangled precariously from the edge of a ruined mountain of rubble and debris. For a moment, he wondered whether it would even matter if he were to slip and fall to his death now.
When the truth was revealed, the world had descended into hysteria.
People who had blissfully believed themselves to be immortal, to... | For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. We've all known that every time a human dies, one is born almost instantaneously elsewhere around the world. At least, that's what all the stories told us. The graphs of human count have been a constant eight billion, six hundred fifty three million, five hundre... | 2018-09-09T08:41:37 | 2018-09-09T08:38:40 | 128 | 67 |
[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search | - Online dating sites
- First date ideas
- How much do you tip
- What clothes do you wear to a fancy restaurant
- Ways to save money
- How to get proposal ring in secret
- What is a good price for a ring
- Resort honeymoon suite cost
- How to save a lot of money
- First class tickets to Hawaii
- Coach ticket... | Why is the sky blue?
How far away is Uranus?
Why do mom and dad fight so much?
How to impress girls
Porn
Good date ideas
Porn
Where can I get the morning after pill?
How do I know when I should propose?
Good proposal ideas?
Cheap engagement rings
How to be a good parent
How to tell your parents they're gran... | 2015-02-04T17:35:01 | 2015-02-04T16:12:00 | 161 | 23 |
[WP] You never kill the spiders in your home, you just whisper "today you, tomorrow me" when you set them outside. Now, in your most dire moment, an army of spiders arrives to have your back. | "Tell me where it is!"
"I don't know! I don't know!", I cried as I got another kick in the gut, protected by nothing but the rope the chackled me with.
Apparently, the thing they want from me is a valuable jem hidden somewhere in my house. I thought the previous owner was shady, but who'd think he worked for mafia! ... | Fear struck my heart as I watched the great book descend towards me, falling with falling with both speed and force. I tried as hard as I could to dash out of the way, but I had noticed it too late. I prepared myself for the end.
The boot froze, the giant pulling back his foot. He bent to the ground, gently pulling me... | 2017-08-27T22:41:33 | 2017-08-27T22:11:20 | 56 | 33 |
[WP] With the advent of memory-sharing technology comes a new profession: Adventurer for Hire. You scour the world for incredible memories and sell them to the highest bidder to experience as their own. | Sweat pours down your brow as you dig another piton into the stony face of the cliff.
Your muscles ache and your stomach growls with protest, but you hook up your rope and keep on climbing. Because you've been imbued with purpose, and that village won't save itself.
It's a Class Two world, with a rural population. Th... | They had sealed me into an airtight box, unlighted except for one small circular window. Bound to a table, I had been poked and prodded; then, released, I had been sprayed down with steam and coated in a fine powder. They had crammed me into a skintight suit, then wrapped a second layer around that, airtight. My bre... | 2019-05-11T11:58:37 | 2019-05-11T11:55:39 | 895 | 10 |
[WP] Once a year you switch bodies with a random person who is best in the world at a certain skill. You can't change back until you discover what this skill is. You've been changed for a month and are starting to get worried. | It had been six months. Janney had tried everything she could think of to test this body's skill. As far as she could tell, it had terrible muscle memory, was not athletic, and was, in fact, completely uncoordinated. She had played every video game, tried crossword puzzles and Sudoku. The body killed plants. Anim... | Well, this is awkward. I'm used to getting into a body, noticing that one thing they are passionate about, and racing back to my own body. These things are kept track of, you know. If people's skills weren't tracked, the world would just be chaos. People would choose their own jobs willy nilly, without thought to what ... | 2016-09-26T08:33:17 | 2016-09-26T08:19:04 | 33 | 13 |
[WP] Earth is discovered by a peaceful coalition of civilizations. Turns out we missed several major technologies normally developed by now. The aliens are very confused how we got here. | a'Kna Escu!h III, Galactic Ambassador to the Scunarian Sentients, pursed her *gnyrxs* in frustration. She had heard that this civilization was backwards, but it was only now that she had begun to understand.
She clicked and clacked her *snkths*, whilst her real-time translator interpreted her movements. "But how did... | "So, you're an alien?" Said the Human
the one with two circles attached to it's eyes. With one peek, Aleri could tell it was a made of a silicon compund.
"Yes, Greetings Earthlings. I am what you'd call an alien. I am not from this planet. I am a Mercurian." Aleri said to the humans.
"You are from Mercury? But h... | 2017-03-10T00:53:53 | 2017-03-09T23:19:38 | 240 | 132 |
[WP] Suddenly, you hear alarms go off in the bank as a group of masked men start shouting at everyone to get on the ground. You grip your backpack filled with money tighter and hope they don't learn you already robbed this place blind with no one noticing. | **Listen up! I'm the head robber and I'm in charge here. Probably a mistake to use my voice because now you know what I sound like. (cockney accent) Or do you? (German accent) You vill never learn zee truth! (normal voice) And so on. You! You there, with the backpack and wearing a ski mask.**
Me?
**What's your name k... | No robber would ever expect a bank employee to already have cleared out the vault. The robbers command everyone to get down on the floor. As I am sitting on the floor clutching my backpack to my chest I start scooting on my butt backwards as the bank robbers are occupied with the tellers and other customers. I just nee... | 2017-06-28T19:09:08 | 2017-06-28T17:17:32 | 254 | 24 |
[WP] Everyone on Planet Earth gets a text message. "We are sorry to announce that the online servers for our game Planet Earth will be shutting down in 7 days. | Galvin tossed his headset down, banging a fist on his desk.
"Damnit!" he yelled, "That promotion was mine! What a fucking gyp!" Donald from Accounting had managed to claim credit for a medical billing overhaul that was *his* brainchild, one he had spent months on. Galvin watched his avatar slump into a gaudily upholst... | "We are sorry to announce that the online servers for our game Planet Earth will be shutting down in 7 days."
Everyone just looked around for a while, before someone finally asked.“Did anyone else just hear....”. I think every group has people like this, who are willing to brave ridicule to get their point across. The... | 2016-07-08T20:37:40 | 2016-07-08T20:11:06 | 25 | 12 |
[WP] One day, time just suddenly stops for a short moment for you. At first, you tried to mess around, but after the 246th times it happened, you start to realise that your power is not stopping time, but being able to move in time frozen by another person in the world.
Just an idea that randomly popped up in my head.... | The time stops. The first time it had happened was months ago, and only for a few shocking seconds. I remember being afraid I'd had a stroke or something, but I never got it checked out. How do you tell a doctor that one second you're eating lunch and then nothing moves but you?
The second time was maybe five minut... | I walk through the streets, aimlessly at first, but my mind gains direction and my feet purpose. I look up at the clock tower a few blocks away at Central Square. Fifteen after. My watch shows 8:18. “I didn’t notice for three minutes,” I say as I sigh. “Oh well, I’ll grab a snack.”
I don’t usually think out loud; ... | 2018-01-26T07:14:36 | 2018-01-26T07:06:31 | 39 | 14 |
[WP] When two people get married, on the day of the wedding they are both given the ability to alter the appearance of their spouse to anything they wish. How do they change each other? How do they respond to what has been done to them? | It was a chilled autumn evening when Jaina’s cold ring finger was suddenly surrounded by a warmth that ran up to her knuckle.
“Will you marry me?” said Jonathan.
To him, she was the most beautiful woman in the world. And in that brief moment, perhaps just long enough to say “yes,” Jonathan became the happiest man i... | It should come as no surprise that, when two furries get married, they each wish for the other person to become their true fursona, their inner animal that radiates the strongest in them. So when I woke up the next morning on the first day of the honeymoon, my wife and I somehow literally having become one flesh as a f... | 2022-12-08T00:57:21 | 2022-12-07T22:07:24 | 40 | 29 |
[WP] You’ve just realized that you are not a human, but rather a parasite controlling someone. | He was only thirteen when I wormed my way inside,
Us both only searching, for the safest place to hide.
Crushed flowers from the funeral clung tightly to his boots,
His mind already churning to the darkness of his suit.
I tried to keep him safe, beneath the covers of his bed,
I tried to ... | It wasn't fair.
I knew that I was human. But now, I also knew that I was not.
Every memory is mine, but I have stolen them from him.
I am a parasite, and this man my victim. I did not ask for this - but neither did he.
I was still so young; I had so many dreams. So many of his dreams.
It would be so easy to forge... | 2017-12-21T00:01:02 | 2017-12-20T22:36:48 | 1,774 | 117 |
[WP] You were born with a birth mark the shape of a "9" on your wrist, one day you get in a fatal car accident. You wake up in a strange room and the first thing you notice is the 9 has changed to an 8 | Blurry... blurry...blurry... and then *clear.* Drop-ceiling tiles. A florescent light. Scrubbed walls. Buzzing. I was on my side. What was I laying on? A table?
I looked down. My arms were bent in unwholesome angles, and there, livid and black, on the inside of my wrist... The number.
"Complete loss?"
The voice cam... | "Making my way downtown. Driving fast. Driving faster~."
Ugh, dust and burnt steel(-No, aluminium?) clogging my nostrils and I still can't get that damn song out of my head. Also smells like hot tar. Wonder how close my head is to the street. I'd check, but I literally looking at the back side of my left leg (I know i... | 2016-08-03T19:50:27 | 2016-08-03T19:17:28 | 370 | 11 |
[WP] You are the Chosen One. The Dark Overlord is currently trying to seduce you to their cause. To their great surprise, you accept almost immediately because you absolutely loathe your job and your companions. | The Summoner pauses after his offer, appearing expectant while in reality simply buying time for the ritual that swirls angrily behind him. Much to the chagrin of his companions, the fool "chosen one" seems to be actually considering it! The Summoner had hoped for perhaps a few seconds of traded barbs before having to ... | “Your numbers are not very impressive, Lysander. The Board believes you have reached a plateau and that is time to freshen things up.” I shared the Boards’ feedback with my boss while steel kept clashing with steel.
“How dare you criticize my work, Sylvanus?! I took you in when no one would face you, I molded you to ... | 2019-09-26T11:17:08 | 2019-09-26T07:44:38 | 26 | 14 |
[WP] One day everyone notices the words "Human Update 1.1 progress 1%" in the corner of their eye. | Human v1.1 Patch Notes
* Fixed an issue where eyes can become desynced from the balancing system, causing locomotion problems.
* Corrected a race condition that could cause speech to begin before the thought process for that speech had exited cleanly.
* Fixed a bug in the low level logic engine that caused some versio... | Sometimes we ask for it. There's something in us as human beings that pushes us, ever closer to edges, cliffs. We like to be our own saviors; to resolve the very problems we create.
Another Monday morning. But today we all noticed it: progress. Progress is a funny thing. We need it. But we fight it. One percent. And c... | 2015-03-04T17:27:53 | 2015-03-04T17:04:42 | 519 | 19 |
[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | "For the hundredth time, my name is not supposed to be a sly reference to my genitalia!"
"Look, kid, no one's gonna believe you. Fact of the matter is, you're either goddamn brilliant or denser than a neutron star for choosing that handle, and it doesn't matter. You have it, and your job from now on is writing euphemi... | I'm all moved in. The office is fully furnished, degrees and certifications well hung on the wall. It's been more than a week now though and I'd be lying if I told you I wasn't a little concerned. No one has shown up and the phone is silent - apart from the occasional, wildly inappropriate prank call.
I guess some p... | 2016-02-22T09:41:21 | 2016-02-22T09:31:34 | 91 | 15 |
[WP] An old, forgotten god is living their days peacefully in the suburbs. One day they randomly receives a prayer. And they are going to do everything in their power to answer it. | The hills rolled away in the distance around the old forgotten monument.
"This is stone henge. It was built over a period of thousands of - please keep an eye on your kids while we're near the stones."
A 3 year old ran under the ropes and made a break for the stones. The parents didn't even realise, nose deep in the... | "O! Czernobog, I have a request of thee..."
What a way to Awaken, eh? Well, Re-Awaken, but the point remains. You never forget your first time, and after a few dozen years, it might as well be your first time again. I'm so ready. What do you want?
"...of thee. My friend, my neighbor, he is a holy man who fears God. N... | 2018-05-30T00:59:15 | 2018-05-29T23:02:28 | 111 | 61 |
[WP] You are a Logistics Officer during an invasion. Tell the course of the war solely from equipment requisitions. | It started simple enough. Automatic supply systems kicked in at first. A thousand or so PD-9's, atomic cores, bayfield sensors and kinetic armor plates were all the specials that came through the office. It was so routine at first I thought I was resupplying training stocks. Then they briefed me.
0900, 36.04 -116.42, ... | OFFICIAL REPORT
~~4 January~~ REDACTED
Night-vision goggles, silencers, automatic weapons
~~*internal note:* to be added to register only after official declaration~~ REDACTED.
7 January,
Helicopter x 3
Long range missile
Guns
10 January,
Salaries of 10,000 additional
Current newspaper
Ability to secure... | 2016-04-10T07:39:43 | 2016-04-10T07:04:51 | 209 | 47 |
[WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty.
Edit: Holy shit I ... | Five minutes till midnight. They say they have a metaphorical clock that ticks closer the more humanity stumbles its way towards an inevitable end and that five minutes to midnight means that things are not going well.
Funny thing about that tendency for self destruction is that it was something that I never had. I ma... | "Here you go, your holiness MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The guard threw the plate into my cell causing all the mashed potatoes to splatter all over. Well, not that I need any of that gunck. I invented root vegetable as my version of fast food. Quick, easy and cheap. Who knew it would get so popular in less then a thousand ye... | 2018-11-22T20:21:54 | 2018-11-22T17:29:23 | 42 | 10 |
[WP] Humanity has finally invented faster than light travel, and has ascended to the stars. We have now discovered that in a nearby star system, another earth exists, and a man named Jesus Christ is attempting to lead the primitive people there, claiming that God is restarting his plan on this world | "Uh what the fuck is going on?"
Kyle stared in awe as he watched a man scream about him being Jesus Christ amongst a group of the indegnious people.
"Alright let's wrap this up. This guy escaped the loony bin up in Sigma 5 and made it all the way here. Kind of impressive if you ask me."
The group made their way down... | Alright boys Government wants this quiet, if this gets out everything's gonna go to shit. We leave no trace of the indigenous population after we capture the VIP target "Prophet". Once he's captured we bring him back to Earth but not before this planet is a wasteland. Gov wants everything gone, structures, persons, any... | 2017-05-27T12:09:40 | 2017-05-27T09:57:42 | 21 | 15 |
[WP] After your death you are granted the chance to talk with God; he has no clue humans exist | There was light at the end of the tunnel. A bright blinding flash that dispelled my surroundings into a non-existent abyss. The next time I looked up, I was in front of a throne with a man that looked a lot like Jesus -- you know the long hair, beard, and robe. However, this person's hair had grayed to the point tha... | You'd think clouds to be an ideal choice of flooring, perfectly soft and with just the right tinge of moisture to assure your lips never chafe. In truth, however, it's quite annoying. There's an unevenness to it. Each step feels as though you're bound to fall through, which makes focus on any grand philosophic topic di... | 2017-02-05T12:23:04 | 2017-02-05T08:40:49 | 26 | 17 |
[WP] The hero is enjoying a day off thanks to a rare quiet night in the city. That is until the villain shows up to her door, but carrying an unconscious woman and looking distraught. “I saved her from a party....I know this is weird, but I didn’t know who else to go to.” | Pounding on my door; then, a low voice: “Angel!” Someone in search of a hero, then. I didn’t recognize the man through the peephole, nor the teenaged girl slumped against him. He knocked again. “I can see your shadow through the peephole,” he said. “She needs your help.” I opened the door as far as the chain allowed. I... | When I became a villain there wasn't exactly a need to know medical things. Sure, with time, I learned to dress my own wounds but that was the limit to my abilities. I knew I had no other choice, didn't feel safe dropping her off somewhere and hospitals weren't a choice since police were there and it was rather annoyin... | 2019-05-21T09:03:50 | 2019-05-21T08:03:09 | 16 | 10 |
[WP] You are on a flight from Beijing to Seoul. Its should be a short two-hour flight, but five hours have passed and the plane has still not landed. There is nothing outside but dense cloud cover. There is no food left on the plane.The staff are confused. People are starting to panic. | It all started 43 minutes and 22 seconds after the plane has lifted off. Firstly, with shutting down of all auxiliary electrics of the aircraft and a slight loss of control, but then everything was fine again. Chang, promising executive of 34 years old was merely concerned with this small inconvenience. At the end of t... | I'm scared, but more confused. I woke up in a daze, people murmuring questions around me not in a panic but discontent. The flight attendants all huddled towards the front, but I don't understand a thing they say. I'm on a business trip, flying from Beijing to Seoul; a flight that would normally last a matter of two ho... | 2018-06-02T06:16:47 | 2018-06-02T05:32:28 | 26 | 13 |
[WP] You have a super recessive disorder that makes you immortal. Never in all your time (~14,000 yrs) have you encountered anyone else like yourself. You begin a series of breeding of experiments....
Yes this is dark, go nuts with it. | Senator Cochran sat down on the edge of the bed. He tried to brush a piece of hair away from the woman’s face, but she pulled back and slapped his hand away. The swelling in her face hadn’t started to go down, but the bruises were already turning an angry purple.
“Don’t fucking touch me,” she said.
“Don’t get too fe... | "Novemeber 27th, 2015, today marks the beginning of trials on subject 7.
Subject 7 also known as…fuck where did I put the…whatever it's easier when I don't know their names. Subject 7 came to my attention as the result of a newspaper article about a woman who was the sole survivor of a multi car pile up. Note for any... | 2015-09-26T08:46:56 | 2015-09-26T08:28:08 | 732 | 153 |
[WP] When someone turns 18, they may use one adjective on themselves boost that part 10 fold. Strong, fast, smart, no one expects your adjective. | I stand to the side, a shadow amongst the crowd, waiting.
Everyday feels the same as it did in school growing up, ignored, passed over, just part of the background.
I watch as people walk by, I've observed enough to be able to tell what word they chose.
The ones who chose popular and their gangs of sychophants trail... | When someone turns 18, they may use one adjective on themselves to boost that part 10 fold. Strong, fast, smart, no one expects your adjective:
Hence, I chose "Divine". And that's how I became as a God - completely ethereal, non-existent, an object of worship that has no physical body, a concept.
I have to admit, it'... | 2022-01-02T04:00:48 | 2022-01-02T03:38:51 | 56 | 34 |
[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not. | "Huh, what? Where am I? Todd? Here boy! Are you okay?"
The small mutt trotted up to Sam, beaming and wagging his tail. He was a good boy. Sam told him that often.
"how did we get here? " Sam said absentmindedly to Todd as he knelt down to scratch around his collar. "the last thing I remember is... I can't really rec... | Baxter walked down the long tunnel of light. It grew brighter and brighter until his eyes began to water. Finally, the light abated and he found himself at the ticketing counter at O'Hare.
He took a couple shuffling steps toward the counter.
"Umm, hello?"
A rather short man climbed his way up onto the counter.
"Gre... | 2016-03-07T18:48:08 | 2016-03-07T16:17:57 | 202 | 84 |
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