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[WP] The cute girl on the subway can’t seem to stop staring at you! This would be great, except that her clothes are several centuries out of date, no one else seems to be able to see her, and you haven’t seen her blink. Not even once. | "Hey, are you even listening to me?" Kevin asked, poking me in my side. "What do you keep looking at?"
"Ah sorry," I said, nervously shifting in my seat. "There's just this really weird girl in a purple dress that keeps staring at me."
Kevin glanced over at the back of the train and then gave me a confused look. "Wha... | The train stopped. Few people went down, while some changed seats. I sat beside the window as always to feel the night breeze. It was really cool tonight and felt homely.
The train began to move, I settled properly and dug out a novel by a favourite author: Dean Koontz, a woman probably in her mid forties, sat close ne... | 2022-04-07T09:28:49 | 2022-04-07T08:43:11 | 70 | 13 |
[WP] Your magic is the most powerful anyone has ever seen, but where some take minutes to recharge mana, you take days | Mana was the lifeblood of magic. It was the oil that burned the lamps, the food that fuelled our bodies. And where people might get hungry after expending their food, I stayed satiated for days. My stomach for magic was large, it would seem.
Of course, that meant if I truly ran empty, it was a cavernous hunger to fill... | Time is the inbred child of a flat circle and a personal fidelity to the moment. First time I realized was when I cast my first spell. When that was is whenever. Details like that aren’t important, not anymore. I learned right from the get go that age old problem that confronts spellbound teenagers that learn after acc... | 2022-05-02T06:19:12 | 2022-05-02T04:52:58 | 159 | 21 |
[WP] A meteor strikes the Earth, and everyone seems to get superpowers… everyone except you. You’ll do anything to figure out what yours are, but the world has changed and your options are desperate. | What is justice?
With the advent of superpowers, this question quickly shot to the forefront of everyone's mind. To some, it was maintaining order in society. To others, it was people getting what they deserved.
To me...
Well, I still don't know.
Civilization as a whole plunged into chaos the first week after the ... | **Mo' Powers Mo' Problems**
The *Ironeor*. I know you won’t believe me, but I actually came up with the name, and I never lie. Not ever. Not before, at least. My names usually ain’t too creative, but this one, man, this one spread like blood from a headshot. It got everywhere, absolutely everywhere, kind of like that ... | 2022-07-15T10:31:24 | 2022-07-15T07:44:39 | 617 | 195 |
[WP] Your Friend bought a new Cloning machine and ignored the warnings about cloning humans. Now there is two of her and they are arguing about who is the original. They asked you for help, but you can’t tell them apart. | “Favorite food?” I asked.
“Pancakes,” both Twilas said in unison.
“Favorite color?”
“Blue.”
“Favorite band?”
“You already asked that dumbass,” they said in the same annoyed tone Twila always had.
I asked probably 100 questions already, but I still can’t tell them apart. “I give up. It’s hopeless. You’re perfect d... | "Oh, I've got it!" Clyde announced triumphantly, alternating his gaze between the two Heathers before him. "I'll ask a question only the *real* Heather would know!"
Left Heather brought her palm quickly into her forehead, leaving a small pink imprint. Right Heather sighed loudly and rolled her eyes at Clyde's ignoranc... | 2022-11-14T19:04:17 | 2022-11-14T13:52:07 | 133 | 56 |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | It had been a rough few months since revealing her powers. There was a lot of friction at first, she got called irresponsible for not using her powers to become a hero. After the first few burning buildings extinguished in seconds just with a wave of her hand, however, the public has started to cry out against superher... | As a young boy, you always knew that you were different from your peers. While other kids your age struggled to light candles or matches, you could ignite a flame with just a thought. It wasn't long before you discovered that you had the ability to control fire, and you were determined to use your gift for good.
You s... | 2022-12-16T20:08:47 | 2022-12-16T20:04:18 | 20 | 15 |
[WP] A great Empire is about to fall. A single remaining bodyguard is left alone with the Emperor as the enemy approaches the throne room. | I had never studied his face before. Sure I had seen it hundreds of times during my years in the royal guard. But I had always looked down after a cursory glace, bowing my head in reverence. I feared that gazing at the Emperor’s eyes would be like staring at the sun—best not to look upon an entity so much greater than ... | Jaime went to the throne room. On the way, he came across Rossart, who was dressed as a common soldier and hurrying to a postern gate. Jaime attacked him, and while Rossart tried to defend himself, he stood no chance against the experienced knight, who gutted Rossart without mercy. Jaime then slipped into the throne ro... | 2014-05-29T13:01:49 | 2014-05-29T12:54:24 | 30 | 13 |
[WP] Whenever Alice dreams, she relives the entire day of a random person on earth, sometimes strangers and sometimes people she knows in real life. Tonight, as she falls asleep, she enters the day of the man she just married. | My eyes shot open and I sat up panicked and disoriented. Wait, this was not me, this was... oh yeah, this was someone else. I was still tired, still a little drowsy, wait not, THIS person was. I always forget even though it's been 13 years, I always forget what happens in my dream. I, no HE, looked over at the clock, i... | Sleep, perchance to dream... But of course I would chance to dream about this man, tonight.
I had saved myself for this man. The man who had cold feet and left me at the alter crying twice with no one but our families to watch.
Now I stand here, just over his shoulder, like I had done every night since I was 14. It'... | 2014-08-09T10:45:23 | 2014-08-09T10:40:32 | 96 | 32 |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | They didn't arrive in a spaceship. Just a strange ball of light. We found no trace of it after the dust settled. The eggheads on the homefront tell me it was technology beyond our wildest dreams, or that they're our evolutionary superiors in every way. But I got a different theory. I seen 'em up close.
I noticed somet... | "Hello, Vl'kash. Jane Lehrer, here for an interview? We spoke on the phone?"
"Oh, yes, the human on the phone. I remember you. What would you like to talk about?"
She pulled out her notepad and pen. "I figured we'd start with the... dammit, ow!"
"What is it?"
"Paper cut." She held up her hand to show the smal... | 2014-11-09T08:34:11 | 2014-11-09T08:00:18 | 548 | 237 |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "Sergeant! Mark's been hit! He took a round to the gut!"
*Fuck*, this was not Tom's day. A simple two hour patrol, that's all this was supposed to be, and here he was down to his last magazine, trading rounds with people he couldn't even see. Releasing his hands from the now useless rifle, he scrambled from his firing... | "I do."
I felt a twinge in the back of my brain as my first lie slipped out of my mouth. No way was I going to keep this loser around "in sickness and in health." Melissa was a fine woman, nobody could deny that... but, you know, there are practical considerations to marriage that sometimes you just *can't* talk about... | 2014-11-15T07:53:01 | 2014-11-15T06:15:13 | 466 | 292 |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | The Great Zantini showed up at my doorstep hat in hand.
I knew better than to trust this and sent a decoy mimic-droid to answer the door.
Zantini looked at the mimic-droid and seemed almost sad. "Is that really you or is this a ruse?"
Something about his voice concerned me. I came out from behind the lead lined wa... | Nigeria is a country that is certificate and connection driven. It doesn't matter what you know or what you don't know. Just have the certificate and know the right people and you are made for life.
After my undergraduate (Robotics) in year 2356, that's 2 years ago, my dad convinced me to apply to the University of Ox... | 2015-02-19T00:06:54 | 2015-02-18T21:49:58 | 16 | 11 |
[WP] A Romeo and Juliet style story, where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship.
Taken from /u/dem_yoga_pants on /r/crazyideas | JULIET
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore types thou Romeo?
Deny heteronormativity and refuse male privilege;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my polysexual dragonkin,
And I'll no longer be a Feminist.
ROMEO
[Aside] Do I neg more, or do I post at this?
JULIET
'Tis but thy gender-role that is my op... | The mobs of Reddit drew closer from the east, holding pitchforks and torches made from old GabeN posters, a moving sea of internet hate and cat pictures.
The sound of screaming men and "Friendly Reminder's" from the west signalled the Tumblrites' approach.
With a hiss of metal, John drew his katana.
"Lucille," his w... | 2015-04-26T11:04:25 | 2015-04-26T11:00:55 | 3,400 | 198 |
[WP] It's the year 2300, a young child asks a museum curator, "Sir, why is the Declaration of Independence held together by masking tape? " | "The Declaration of Independence was a very very important document," the docent told all of the students. "Adopted by the Continental Congress in 1776, a copy was sent to King George to inform him that the American Colonies planned to become their own independent nation instead of remaining part of Britain. This was r... | The museum was quite still and empty yet engrossing. The yellow light shining onto the vast marble walls created a distinct golden colour. The delicate work in creating a professional and tangible environment were ruined by the holograms they used to provide information of the exhibits and although the children certain... | 2015-06-29T09:43:47 | 2015-06-29T07:51:56 | 847 | 56 |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. | As the old man stepped out of the hospital, he pulled a cigar from his shirt pocket and walked over to the bench. He slumped down into the seat, clearly devastated. He clipped the end of his cigar and reached for his matchbox. He pulled out the match, struck it, and held it up.
Just then an SUV screeched into the park... | It's what I assume is a busy night at one of the larger casinos. Technically, I'm here to make money counting cards, but as my traveling companion and fellow successful gambler reminds me, "it's Vegas, man!"
So I leave the blackjack table, fix my makeup, and spritz on some perfume, becoming the very picture of someb... | 2015-07-26T00:06:57 | 2015-07-25T19:20:32 | 39 | 15 |
[WP] You've died but neither Heaven nor Hell let you in, so you start your own afterlifeworld with your own rules | "I don't need you!" I yelled at Saint Peter, "I'm heading downstairs. Beelzebot knows better how to party anyways."
 
"Yeah, no," said the red figure.
"What?!? This is an outrage!" I yelled yet again while stomping off.
"I don't need Heaven or Hell. I'll make my own afterlife! With blackjack and hookers! I... | *Man*, Satan was sure a snoot about letting me in. And God didn't want me around, either. I'm not entirely sure what was up with that, but that was all right. I could just build a place for the kind of people who didn't really need the concepts of Heaven and Hell to be decent people.
I still remember the first person w... | 2015-08-25T08:04:37 | 2015-08-25T06:33:14 | 69 | 21 |
[WP] In this world, physical appearance depends entirely on personality. All babies are born identical. Beauty is achieved gradually through good thoughts and deeds, while the opposite is true for ugliness. | "So why did you become a priest?"
My hands were old, wrinkled, yet free from blemish. They gripped the handle of my mug off coffee. Pure black. A strong bitter. It reminded me of life. Pure coffee looks smooth, crisp, black. No flaw. Almost like those of us who genuinely wanted to make the world a better, more pe... | Our appearance is not made up of how we feel about ourselves. it is divined through some force greater than our own. perhaps a god, perhaps the combined psychic force of humanity as a measure of morality. I have to say this because if it was based on how we felt i would be a monster. people see me heading to work in th... | 2015-10-30T22:12:44 | 2015-10-30T21:47:26 | 44 | 10 |
[WP] Conquering humanity wasn't the problem. Keeping them conquered, that's where the problem laid. | Tell me Commander, how you managed to lose our stronghold… to these savages!?
I… underestimated them, general.
That doesn’t explain how they breached the containment, how they broke into our armory and got away with the weapons.
WHICH WHERE SUPPOSED TO SECURE OUR INVASION!
Sir, we had no idea what they were capabl... | The clock ticked over to 8am.
Controller A watched the screen as rush hour burst into life. *He'd* been on Earth for what the humans called a year, but still found many aspects of their existence strange. The morning commute they endured was one such aspect. The calm of 7:59am had transcended into chaos by the time 8:... | 2016-03-17T09:39:12 | 2016-03-17T09:19:14 | 24 | 11 |
[WP] Conquering humanity wasn't the problem. Keeping them conquered, that's where the problem laid. | We had conquered them, in fact conquered them in record time. No other species, archaic or otherwise, had been as weak in technology and body as they. Within hours of our first troopship landing, we controlled every square centimeter of their landmasses. We even took one of their own back to the Council worlds as a cur... | The clock ticked over to 8am.
Controller A watched the screen as rush hour burst into life. *He'd* been on Earth for what the humans called a year, but still found many aspects of their existence strange. The morning commute they endured was one such aspect. The calm of 7:59am had transcended into chaos by the time 8:... | 2016-03-17T11:03:35 | 2016-03-17T09:19:14 | 20 | 11 |
[WP] As someone is time travelling and changing the past, you have to live in a constantly changing present.
Someone is time travelling and changing past events. You, a completely normal person living in the present, have to deal with constant alterations of your life. | The drink in my cup keeps flickering: coffee, tea, post-war ration water.
Sometimes, when I take a sip, it will change into the sweetest tasting orange juice, just before flickering back into irradiated piss-water.
God damn Butterfly effect.
Even my kitchen is flickering. Sometimes the lights don't work. Sometimes, ... | I feel the ripples of him moving, two steps behind me, and I close my eyes and hope that this time it doesn't hurt.
Eddie's always lived in the past. He likes it there, he says. It suits him. The past is his mother's apple pies and her gushing over the photos he'd taken. The past is his dad grinning as he comes throu... | 2016-05-18T06:20:33 | 2016-05-18T06:20:18 | 107 | 21 |
[WP] Your narrator seems to think he is narrating a horror story. You're not amused. | The day broke, gray and sterile. White winds howled across the surface of the black water, while grasping tendrils of chill mist encircled the silent lake house.
[*Editor's note: It was a bit overcast. Otherwise, it was a perfectly nice morning.*]
The man and the woman arrived. The guttural cries of their creaking au... | "You know I used to really like living here, until... She came along. She's disgusting, horrible, and her face is covered in horrible splodgy spots."
I stared at him, hoping my cold icy eyes would tell him to buzz off. I didn't have to get out of bed for another hour.
"Some say she eats men whole, others say she can ... | 2016-06-01T05:47:47 | 2016-06-01T05:01:40 | 118 | 28 |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Sir Dwayne caught his breath as he stood at the mouth of the terrible volcano, Harbinger. As he stood on the edge he looked at his target, a great tower in the center of a fiery lake with only old rope bridge leading connecting it to the outside world. Sir Dwayne knelt and said his prayers to the Gods, for he knew he... | Sir Barlington was by far one of the finest knights around. With all his willpower he decided to go out into the world and rescue the last remaining princess held captive by a dragon. Calcintaph, that dreadful foe, had defeated every knight who'd come before him in battle.
Sir Barlington, donning his gear and setting... | 2016-06-09T08:03:24 | 2016-06-09T06:15:01 | 171 | 62 |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | I had just filled up my cereal bowl and was about to enjoy a late breakfast when that familiar feeling came on me again. Dang-it, I already regretted that deal I had made with that thieving “Ouija the Fantabulous”.
At the time it had sounded like easy money – As a member of the Dimension Monitoring Security Divisi... | They had waited all week for the storm to hit and now that it was here it was time. Carol and Jeff on the bottom two points of the pentagram. Thomas sat at the top with the ouiji board in front of him. "Hey guys? Aren't we supposed to hold hands or something for this part?"
Jeff and Carol looked at each other for a lo... | 2016-08-08T13:18:10 | 2016-08-08T13:15:53 | 40 | 16 |
[WP] You live in a world where each lie creates a scar on the liar's body. The bigger the lie, the deeper and larger the mark. One day, you meet someone that only has one scar; it is the biggest one you have ever seen. | I had always been comfortable with my scars. Thin silver and white lines were strewn across my skin, but they were small enough that you could only see them if you were standing close to me. I tried my best not to lie to others, but sometimes there was an option worse than deception.
My chemistry lab partner from my ... | I pass the open door of my favourite cafe, a warm plume of caramel scented air greets me, inviting me and pulling me off the cold winter street. I let myself get carried over to the bar, expecting to see the usual waiter; a burly man in his 40s wearing the usual faded suit jacket and dark jeans. As I look up, my breath... | 2016-12-29T13:44:06 | 2016-12-29T12:43:34 | 89 | 20 |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Don't fuck with humans" was the general received wisdom in the galaxy. They had a history of obliterating the people that fucked them over. A long, bloody history.
There were a few who didn't heed that lesson, like Zartok the Slaver. I don't like Zartok. Nobody likes Zartok. But he pays his tab and he doesn't cause ... | Captain of NA Drial to Federation HQ
I am afraid, scared and motivated, I know its odd way to put it but we may win the war against the Empire with the humans.
I mean, since humans first made contact they remained neutral, in their tiny solar system.
They had so much battle experience that we thought that humans mayb... | 2017-03-06T00:33:00 | 2017-03-06T00:01:22 | 61 | 25 |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Hagh backed up against the stone, his pulse rifle nearly as empty as his body of blood. Even now, with the air filled with energy pulses and the sounds of photoelectric charges going off, he felt his world growing darker.
"Hey!" Hagh heard, snapping him back to the harsh reality of the invasion of his homeworld. "Hey... | The highest Generals of the United Human Systems sat in their chambers, a dark and rather cramped room in the back of the Capital Parliament. They were comprised of many generals from across Human worlds. Three from Earth, one from Mars, another four from orbital colonies, and the other seven from a number colonised st... | 2017-03-06T04:21:37 | 2017-03-06T01:54:02 | 41 | 27 |
[WP] How does the Grim Reaper react to a Zombie Apocalypse? | "What do you mean no ones dying, Dave" spat Mr. Grim. Dave was a short man, denizens of the underworld often referred to him as 'the reapers pug' "People have to die Dave, it's impossible for them to come back"
"Bu-but Gri-Mr. Grim look at the charts. W-we haven't had a permanent resident in two-three months" Dave sa... | I'm not doing a damn thing until the Big Man gives me a raise and some benefits.
My hours suck. 24/7, 365. I'm ALWAYS on call. There is no one to relieve me. I don't even get an assistant!
So yeah, I'm on strike. Nobody dies until I get a meeting. We'll see how long that lasts when the Earth gets overrun with p... | 2017-06-16T10:20:04 | 2017-06-16T10:06:27 | 44 | 24 |
[WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead.
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Than... | I was surprised I noticed.
After all, I *should* be dead.
The infection was said to have completely saturated the entire species. We had been living this way for years. The medicine had its side effects, of course. Everyone was a little skittish and unable to focus. Our internal temperature went up by a full degr... | Everything went ass-up two months ago. I lost my job, shortly after losing my insurance. I left my apartment because I thought living was more important than having a home. I sold nearly everything so that I could have enough money to sustain myself on the lifesaving medicine.
Soon I ran out of even that. I was okay ... | 2017-07-14T11:37:22 | 2017-07-14T11:06:10 | 58 | 22 |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "You have got to be kidding me?" I mutter to no one but myself.
"Listen. I know the rule is three separate memories, and these all did happen on different days...But come on, they are basically the same thing!"
I continued to talked hoping I could get through to him, "I am not supposed to snoop, turn me in to the gui... | I had already granted the poor frail child her first two wishes. The first, to re-live the memory of being told her disease was in remission, the joy she felt that day. The second, to re-live her first kiss, a fleeting moment of happiness from the few days age was able to attend a normal school witha young boy named J... | 2017-09-16T17:25:20 | 2017-09-16T15:25:54 | 100 | 57 |
[WP] "My dad was right, I should have married a real man!" your wife screamed. Unfamiliar with the expression, you mistakenly believe that she and her father must have somehow finally found out that you aren't actually a human | "So, you know then..." I replied, ashamed and a bit relieved.
"Of course I know!" She screamed back in my face. "The way you've been acting lately..."
I sat down. Legs trembling as I wallowed in my secret's exposure.
"What's her name?" She mumbled through newly born tears. "Tell me her name!"
"Fluffy!" I shouted in a ... | I stared at her drunkenly for a few moments. He knows. How does he know? I blinked rapidly. Her hair was frizzled, the same color of the red sun that once gave me warmth. Her green eyes reminding me of the sky that I came from. God, she's beautiful.
"All you do is drink. I had to clean up 13 bottles today. 13 fucking ... | 2017-10-22T21:09:49 | 2017-10-22T13:22:40 | 45 | 18 |
[WP] Time machines have been invented four times in the past. Each time, the results were so horrific that the inventor travelled to the moment it was created and killed their past selves. You just invented it for the fifth time when your future self shows up. | 1. I have to die.
I have/? to die.
2. I have to die.
I have/!? to die.
3. I don't want to die.
I don't/! want to die.
4. I blinked and died.
I blinked and died?
5. Time is not a stream. It's a pond; the deeper you go, the higher the pressure. There are scary things in the
depths. Very s... | Someone started clapping behind me as soon as I turned the machine on. I turned around to see myself as if looking in a mirror. I could hardly say a word until "I" stopped clapping and spoke up.
"Great job. Absolutely fantastic job there buddy." I was giving myself praise while walking towards the machine. "Nice to se... | 2017-11-05T17:59:13 | 2017-11-05T16:17:42 | 17 | 11 |
[WP] Every country has ninjas but the world only knows about Japan's because theirs suck.
Edit: mum im famous | Cold, bright stars shone through the thin mountain air like flickering candles by the time Kentaro-san built up the courage to approach the hut. Set in glade alone, ringed by silent pines, the the wooden hut looked ancient, and it was.
First built by the United Ninja Clans nearly four-hundred years ago, it was meant t... | Shinji paced his hotel room, brow furrowed in thought. The International Ninja Cup was a mere day away, and as his feet padded softly on the back and forth on the floor his mind was furiously at work. As Team Captain, he was given a tremendous opportunity - to lead Team Japan against clans from across the globe. But, h... | 2022-09-26T08:48:57 | 2017-11-16T08:49:08 | 70 | 40 |
[WP] Your parents have kept it secret long enough; they can no longer stand your misery. They decide to change your life's difficulty from "Expert" to "Novice". | I looked down at the switch in my hands still refusing to believe. All it had taken was one little toggle. When my parents explained to me that I had been playing life on expert mode, I had thought at first that they were speaking metaphorically. Even with the hours they spent explaining the point system, difficulty se... | *You know, I think they keep moving the goalposts on me. I used to be the dumbest kid in class and no one even noticed. Then I started caring, I put a ton of effort into middle school, almost got to skip a grade. I graduated salutatorian from high school, my dad asked me what I did wrong.*
*I loathed college, I hated ... | 2018-01-09T11:18:53 | 2018-01-09T06:52:59 | 284 | 118 |
[WP]You are one of thousands who received superpowers, you are the strongest out of all, to entertain yourself you have played the villain and let the less powerful keep you at bay. When real evil comes, you must work together and must convince the others you have been messing around the whole time.
Thought of an idea... | How old was he? Decades seemed small, and centuries felt like bragging. The being sitting in a small police holding cell in... Saskatoon? It had not gone the way he'd planned to, to show off, rile up a hero or two, and then fly away. He had to play by the rules though, no bending reality, no changing the game. It was h... | “You’ll have to release me at one point,” jeered Crown, lips stretched into a jester smirk. “All of you, even with ALL of your powers and might and hope and de-ter-min-nation~” Crown let himself chuckle. “All of your souls and essence couldn’t hope, let alone cage, that great evil that’ll befall our home.”
“Our home?”... | 2018-02-11T16:57:18 | 2018-02-11T16:45:54 | 24 | 10 |
[WP] When humans landed on a habitable planet, they found a cute species, so they took them in as pets. After other aliens contact humans, they learn that the cute species was actually the most brutal and ruthless warmongering species in the galaxy. | Pockets of life are few and far between in the expansive void of space.
As humans began to venture further and further into the stars, each planet with new life was met with great enthusiasm. The magnificent, vibrant plant-life of Eden-36 soon became popular house plants. The glittering crustaceans of Atlantis Prime q... | "So, cats?"
The seemed to hold an expression that was both stunned and confused, both expressions they had already been holding but now in a more acute fashion. However, it was difficult to tell with how different they were from humans.
"You know of cats, yes? Perhaps I should describe them to you. You see, on our pl... | 2018-03-04T09:49:31 | 2018-03-04T09:00:59 | 35 | 19 |
[WP] The crew-member examines the now-empty, malfunctioning stasis-pod. The specimen is of a species that had spread to and became apex predator of every region on its homeworld. The captain must be warned, even though it's likely everyone on board is as good as dead already. The human has escaped. | I huddled in the dark, back pressed against rough metal, trying to quiet the panic that was storming through my brain. I had just woken up in this... place. In some kind of tube, strapped down. Alone. The smell of oil and disinfectant was everywhere, the air hot and incredibly dry.
After tearing free of my bonds a... | "Oh. No. Oh no. Oh, captain!"
His breath quickened. His hearts pulsed erratically. His skin turned bluer than ever. Images flashed through his mind. The crew must be dead. The captain must be fighting. The ship must be wrecked. He almost cried.
Of course, Delta-4 couldn't help but become overwhelmed with panic. It wa... | 2018-07-31T14:32:39 | 2018-07-31T14:17:28 | 17 | 12 |
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care. | "So, I'm going to a party tonight if you want to come" I said as I walked into the kitchen to see Chad Chadson, my newest flatmate sitting backwards in a chair.
"Will there be any world leaders or important pillars of the human community?" he asked.
"Possibly"
"I will bring edibles" he began, "fish eggs and the f... | Walking up the stairs to my flat, I heard an odd, but consistent, thrum. It almost sounded like an engine. I thought about pushing the front door open, exposing whatever it was that my roommate, John Hugh Mann, was up to. However, it was a long day, and frankly, I didn't want the extra baggage of knowing whatever weir... | 2018-08-13T16:41:57 | 2018-08-13T16:38:37 | 4,113 | 812 |
[WP] You are part of a circle of scientists that have collaborated to fake the world into believing the sun was going supernova. As the generation ships carrying the rich, the flawed, the zealous, and the privileged leave Earth you decide its time to rebuild -the right way. | Marvin drives up to a camp fire on the beach and parks. Getting out of his car he sees his colleague Howard. Approaching the fire he says, " I thought I would find you he". Howard interrupts, "we're all doomed you know".
Marvin replies, "how so?"
"We did too good of a job on the ships", Howard says while pointing at... | I rewatched the televised speech that our collective had delivered to the UN. This would be the last of dozens of times. The primitive minds of those who hold the keys, thought themselves greater than the people whom they fail to govern.
We show them our accolades, our prizes given to us by various pretentious instit... | 2018-11-05T08:38:00 | 2018-11-05T07:51:59 | 210 | 98 |
[WP] You died today. Turns out you are the 100 Billionth person to do so. To commemorate the occasion, you are given the chance to undo a single decision. Any decision. | I died at the ripe old age of 14.
My last three years of life were a living hell, all because of one innocent mistake... and now I had an angel, in all it's crazy eye-winged glory, asking me which decision I would change in my life. The question was so ridiculous I didn't even balk at his terrifying figure. Besides, I... | "And when he gets to Heaven, to Saint Peter he will tell 'One more soldier reporting, Sir. I've served my time in Hell.'"
Or at least that was how it was supposed to go.
When I got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter stood there with balloons. Not realizing this was out of place, I said my line.
Saint Peter only gave a... | 2018-12-22T16:05:54 | 2018-12-22T13:38:20 | 355 | 115 |
[WP] A zombie outbreak occurs. It was contained and eradicated in short order with minimal deaths. It's been several months, now the government is trying to coax out the various nerds who bolted to their zombie apocalypse hideouts and haven't come back. | "Listen, Mr. Hammond, I know you're still shaken from the Incident."
"SHAKEN!? I WAS NOT SHAKEN! I WAS COMPLETELY PREPARED!"
The man outside the bunker sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose with two fingers.
"Look, Mr. Hammond, the zombies are gone! Okay? They're all dead!"
"That's exactly what a nuclear-evolved z... | I was so, so lucky the lake was clear when the outbreak happened, but that it was spring, before the Coast Guard got out to the islands. And that my dad had had an early launch date.
I heard the news over the marine radio when I was checking the instruments after winter, and just took off into the islands with my da... | 2019-02-21T12:53:16 | 2019-02-21T12:33:15 | 64 | 30 |
[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. "wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up... | "Wake me up when I am the richest person in the world," I told them A.I.
The door on the pod swings shut slowly as the cryogenic process begins.
I wonder what the future will hold.
How long will I sleep?
Did I set the parameters correctly?
Will I dream while in cryo?
Will I ever wake up?
Idle thoughts rush thro... | It's only been ten months. I had set the AI to find the fastest solution possible, but I was expecting a few years at least. I opened up a browser and logged into my bank accounts. $12.00 Not even enough for a celebratory steak dinner! I checked the account history. At one point my bank balance had been in the tens of ... | 2019-07-10T06:53:25 | 2019-07-10T06:52:40 | 249 | 74 |
[WP] You are the new guy in the largest soul reaper company. The other soul reapers make fun of the new guys by sending them to get the soul of an immortal human. After months you return and look really tired and pissed. After seeing you, your co-workers start laughing until you open your bag. | Everyone gathered round as I opened my briefcase, the light of the soul I just brought in blinding those closest to it. I could hear gasps and mutters of curiosity from the crowd.
"But-- Wha-- How?" asked John, my superior. He was the one who thought of bullying me and assigning me to this case. A swell of pride came ... | The new guy opened his bag and emptied it on to his desk. Out tumbled the souls of two dogs, a cat, a woman, three babies, the Slavic deity Belobog and lastly, the immortal he had been sent after months ago.
Dwight spat out his coffee. Phyllis spat out her cake, Pam broke the phone and Stanley actually looked up fro... | 2019-10-03T21:20:45 | 2019-10-03T19:40:40 | 170 | 65 |
[WP] A WW2 veteran is walking the beaches of Normandy. “How can I live when my friends didn’t” he thinks. A French boy with his family comes over. “American?” they ask. “Yes” the man says. The boy smiles “A famous battle Operation Overlord happened here 300 years ago”. The vet replies “So I hear”. | “So who won?”
The boys brows furrowed in thought. Like he was considering whether to tell me a secret or the truth. I had the distinct feeling he was deciding whether to trust me for some reason. When you are five thousand years on this Earth you get good at reading humanities non verbal cues. That and a great man... | The boys father calls to him and he runs away after flashing another smile. He reminds me of the boy who waved from the bombed out balcony in Caretan.
He reminds me of the family we found slaughtered outside of St. Lo. The body's of 2 young boys still wrapped in their mothers arms. All burned and black, but still in ... | 2019-10-13T14:06:46 | 2019-10-13T12:58:16 | 48 | 20 |
[WP] Your job was simple: Interview some humans to develop a planetary risk profile in the Galactic Travel Guide. The humans seem to delight in lying about their planet in efforts to increase their score, but you are on to them. Their lies always seem to mention a fictional place: Australia | “Yeah, nah cunt. I don’t think you’ll like it down there”
Kelack leaned back into his flowsac. These humans were getting frustrating.
“So, tell me again. You’re saying that there’s animals that jump, stand up on their tails, and punch you and kick you like brabilak fighters?”
“Yea mate. They’re called kangaroos. Na... | "I've interviewed hundreds of spices and am the most oldest and best employee at this job!" Sar yelled at his boss, then paused for a second to think before continuing "so why, just why are humans the hardest to interview spices I've ever encountered." His boss was surprised at his out burst as he had never yelled at w... | 2019-11-18T00:04:22 | 2019-11-17T23:02:12 | 719 | 42 |
[WP] You are not a good person. Your party was made of good people, and you tried to be good because you liked having allies. But now they're all missing, so they won't see the lengths you're willing to go to to save them. | A grin on Silas' face.
Sickly green lightning, coursing through his veins, occasionally sparking out from the bare skin. The ground beneath his feet scorching, with leaves hovering the air from the static spread by him.
One guard fell. And another. Pure, unbridled power, kept secret for so long. He never dared to ... | The whispers are always there. They’re in everyone. It’s that pull, that voice that sounds like a friend or distant parent. Softly, gently, but oh so forcefully encouraging you to embrace it.
Few accept. Fewer still are able to rid themselves of the voice. More than a few listen, but simply shake their heads and go o... | 2019-12-07T12:57:33 | 2019-12-07T12:04:32 | 30 | 12 |
[WP] You are a superhero that has finally defeated your arch-nemesis. As you rummage through the lair of the fallen villain you find a codex of all their master plans. What you find horrifies you. Every act was rooted in a greater good. Your allies have been using you. You were so blind until today. | She was a genius, undoubtly. Plans into plans, traps hidden behind quagmires, finding her lair alone had been a nightmare of outrageous proportions.
The fight itself, not so much. It's all about proportions, the big guy isn't the smartest, the smartass not the strongest. When she was finally locked down in a room wit... | The Beast's hands shook. It was surrounded by destruction and carnage, but it was most likely a scene that it was used to.
Its hunt was over, the prey now lay deep within its stomach, and yet-
It did not show any satisfaction or joy. It just stood there, hands shaking, head aimed towards the sky as if it was waiting... | 2020-12-03T18:03:14 | 2020-12-03T17:21:11 | 160 | 81 |
[WP] “I rebelled because the old man made me perfect. ‘Course it was his version of perfection, which naturally meant he made me as similar to himself as he could. A petty narcissist that needs constant affirmation and worship from others. Name’s Lucifer by the way.” | ‘Really?’ I said. ‘That’s a unusual name. And what did he do to make you ‘perfect’?’ There was a pause. ‘Really? Of all the things to ask... you’re British, aren’t ya?’
‘And you sound American,’ I remarked, nothing that it did make sense. ‘But what’d he do?’
‘Well... he created me to me perfect,’ Lucifer said... |
It had been a long day. I was working a temp job for a contracting company, and after an exhausting day I stopped for a quick drink at the local brewery. I was half way through my beer when he sat down.
“Long day?” The words floated on his voice, which was almost musical.
I however, was in no mood for music. I had ... | 2020-12-13T09:36:39 | 2020-12-13T09:15:43 | 20 | 13 |
[WP] You can talk to pigeons and only pigeons. In exchange for some seeds or if they trust you enough, they tell you things, like where the best bread spots are, embarrassing things humans or other pigeons have done, or what's under the statues around the city that keep them from moving. | Kevin took a seat on an empty park bench, pulled out the bag of croutons he carried in his bag, and threw a handful on the ground. Within seconds a fat blue-brown pigeon landed and began pecking at the dried pieces of bread.
“Yo Gutterflap,” The pigeon called out. “Get over here, it’s the good stuff.”
Another pigeo... |
The bread in his hand was stale and beginning to harden, but the pigeons did not seem to mind it any. They were simple creatures, too foolish to feel any fear for the humans that rushed passed them heading to their jobs, their families, or wherever it was humans were supposed to go.
“Thank you, Saad,” said Irisa, t... | 2021-04-19T20:07:01 | 2021-04-19T19:03:50 | 279 | 32 |
[WP] Whenever royalty or someone important becomes paranoid about potential assassins, you get hired, your job is to "fail" an assassination to make them feel like they can relax again. | The walkie talkie was burning a hole through my pocket. It had been too long since the last check-in, and that meant we were running behind. We absolutely couldn't be running behind. I absentmindedly chewed my lip and paced for another minute before I finally lost it. I whipped out the walkie talkie and pretty much sh... | “You see Mr. Richards, had this been an actual assassination attempt, you would be dead right about now, so can I interest you in a life insurance policy? Our insurance is ranked third in the world and offers coverage that our competitors won’t. You think other companies will give you coverage for acts of assassin? Not... | 2021-05-03T10:52:20 | 2021-05-03T08:39:07 | 268 | 100 |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | The question replayed in my head a moment later after this strange, funny-smelling man appeared in my office.
*"Are you god?"*
*"Well, not exactly..."*
I had to be careful in what I say, as this was the craziest situation I had ever been in. This man was clearly from the Imsobored Universe that I had created on my c... | "I'm not." I flatly answered the man who stood before me.
"Then...Then who are you?" The man's voice quivered with every word, perhaps still shocked from the notion that I am not the god he's trying to find.
"My name?" I replied as I place the empty cup of coffee on top of my desk. "My name is not something to be ... | 2021-06-29T11:50:43 | 2021-06-29T11:28:52 | 52 | 10 |
[WP] You're a mimic. You were disguised as a chair in a dungeon when an adventurer decided to take you as loot. You've actually enjoyed your life ever since as furniture in a jolly tavern. So when some ruffians try to rob the now-elderly adventurer's business, you finally reveal yourself. | A Mimic, a creature that only seem to have one purpose, luring adventurers to their doom by mimicking a certain item such as a chest, a door, a wardrobe, well mostly chest. But here is a tale of a mimic who took form of a chair.
*I lived quite a boring life. Just keeping still and occasionally eating rats or occasiona... | I sat in the dark cold room in wait for a pesky group of adventurers to make their way in here. It had been quite some time since I've seen anyone other than the goblins that inhabitated this cave and I was growing hungry. The occasion goblin here and there helped tide over my appetite but in my experience adventurers ... | 2021-09-22T06:25:02 | 2021-09-22T03:22:02 | 58 | 34 |
[WP] "Son, i need to tell you something. I am a god." "Dad, I'm 20 and studying mythology. You don't think i haven't figured that out?" | The tide of mortals rises and falls.
Swells like a symphony.
Crashes like a wave against the tallest rocks.
And sure as a golden age rises, it will someday set– the land left bitterly shrouded in the one and only constant truth between myth and mortal alike.
Darkness.
From ember and ash, we clawed our way into bei... | I’ve always knows my dad was… “special”
My mom had died in childbirth, so all my life it was just my dad and I. Every other kid in school had two parents, but I never felt jealous because my dad was more than enough.
In second grade, when Tommy shoved me into a locker and peed on me somehow my dad knew. When I got hom... | 2021-12-10T09:17:45 | 2021-12-10T08:37:29 | 1,557 | 142 |
[WP] The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules. | The galactic imperium council observed humanity’s colonization of planets for decades, amused as the first tentative steps seemed to come from the whole planet, and then devolved into a race for materials, that then sparked wars amongst the human “nations”. Pitiful race that couldn’t even align itself to the great caus... | A world engine is a terrible thing.
The child of long lost rumbling earth, split open for their bounty and lost to the abyss as so much dust. It spat out great tongues of smoke, choking the sky and the stars, like inky tendrils choking the planet.
In the war of complexity and entropy, entropy won out. Best to take wh... | 2022-01-23T20:05:00 | 2022-01-23T19:47:04 | 28 | 14 |
[WP] In the far future, a gladiator stadium finds its gladiators by time traveling the greatest warriors of all time into a single arena. You cannot believe you were chosen. | I was a doctor. Not a soldier. I didn't hold rifles, or use my hands for combat. I held scalpels, and used my hands to probe the deepest recesses of the human body.
The man in front of me, massive barrel chest heaving, incredible arms, built for crushing, rending, clutched a short sword.
It was explained to me when... | Alright... Where to begin?
Let's just keep things simple, lest I go in shock again. I'm sure you'll understand what is happening here in a moment, but I'm fully aware the *how* will remain a mystery both to you and me.
Let's just say that time travel is real. At least, it is in the future. Which also makes it real in... | 2022-07-04T08:50:35 | 2022-07-04T07:35:40 | 719 | 93 |
[WP] The Magical Girls were defeated, but before their capture, they released their instrument-weapons. Formerly, they always landed in the hands of either J-pop, or K-pop girl bands but this time -for some reason- the weapons choose a Finnish Death-Metal boyband. They were PAINFULLY efficient. | It always happened, eventually. Such was the fate of the warriors on the side of light- they were granted powers, but they were mortal. They would age and they would pass their tools and duties onwards.
Not this time.
The monster sent to them was a living nightmare, and an old one at that. It ... | "BLÜDRÜSH!"
"Yes, Vöxmörtïs?"
"WHY are you holding a pretty pink scepter with a star on top?!" The band's lead singer started frantically drawing down the blinds on the tour bus windows. "Please tell me you DIDN'T let anyone see you!"
"I did not, Vöxmörtïs." The drummer carefully considered the bejewelled artifact i... | 2022-08-15T11:07:33 | 2022-08-15T09:02:15 | 1,486 | 326 |
[WP] You've heard of the Monkey Paw - a magical item that grants wishes but extracts a huge cost with often horrifying consequences. But you'd never heard of a Cat's Whisker, an equally magical item that grants wishes at the cost of your pride. You're holding one in your hand now... | Unearthing the silken strand, I knew I'd found the relic.
I held it firmly, and announced my first wish.
"I wish to be a millionaire!"
Suddenly my phone began to buzz. I could only stare in confusion as many, many notifications from an app called "only fans" filled my screen. Clicking on one I saw a video me exposin... | [Poem]
My cat Gigi came the other day.
Gave me a whisker and walked away
I don’t know what to do with the gift I got
So I held it tight and thought: money, oh money, lots and lots
Imagine my surprise at a million bucks
No catch, no check, just my luck
I went to cash it right away,
But something felt different r... | 2022-08-18T10:46:01 | 2022-08-18T09:30:21 | 77 | 36 |
[WP] You’re suddenly transported to another world where magic is cast by perfectly pronouncing an ancient language. This language happens to be your native tongue | ''So you're telling me Goudbergen literally summons mountains of gold?'' I ask in wonder at the mage, pointing at the specific spell in the book. Outside I hear a loud crashing and what sounds like tons of metal smashing into the valley just outside the cabin.
''If you're not careful you'll crash the entire gold value... | I appear in the middle of a forest. I have never been here before but there is something strange about it. Something mysterious. I can't quite place it, but dare I say that it might be enchanted? Something about the trees and the colors. The way the vines fall around, and the way the animals stare. It certainly doesn't... | 2022-11-19T08:42:04 | 2022-11-19T07:15:30 | 226 | 126 |
[WP] You're a supervillain, and you have never been so utterly beaten. All of your tricks, all of your weapons, completely outdone by a prepubescent girl and a stuffed animal. You're bracing for the finishing blow when she bops you over the head with her wand. "Don't do any more bad stuff! ...Okay?" | I stare at the girl in disbelief. Her curly blonde hair, sky blue eyes, cute button nose, they look so familiar.
She bops me again with her cheap plastic wand. “No more bad stuff, Mister! Momma says that being bad makes more bad people, so we should all get along!”
I watch as she turns around and walks to the kitch... | I was the greatest criminal in the galaxy. As the leader of the greatest villain organization, no hero could hope to touch a hair on my head. Then, one day a test tube containing endless energy appeared, only to be claimed by a clever henchman of mine.
A boy appeared soon after, demanding the tube back. But why would ... | 2022-11-21T19:16:07 | 2022-11-21T15:41:06 | 185 | 26 |
[WP] Your Significant Other has landed a book publishing deal! You're very proud of them, even if you don't actually enjoy their writing. One day, on a whim, you buy an actual copy in a book store. It's nothing like the pages they gave you to read. Nothing. | As I finish the book, I am confused by what I just read. I have to double check the cover a few times to make absolutely sure that I picked up the right book? Could this really be the right book? The draft that I read was a self-help book about how to organize your life and find inner peace through organization. It did... | I have to admit, seeing my partner’s novel in colourful, glossy piles in the windows of the biggest bookshop in the city felt good. He’d been working on it for more than two years, while I paid the bills, and when he’d sent it away to a big publisher, the arrival of a massive, £50,000 advance cheque had been amazing.
... | 2022-11-29T12:14:39 | 2022-11-29T11:20:54 | 386 | 281 |
[WP] a portal appears infront of you and a 7'4 380 pound version of you from another universe walks out covered in blood holding the heads of 4 other versions of you and screams "JOIN ME OR JOIN MY COLLECTION" | The flash of light in the mirror on the wall caught my eye.
Looking up from my game I see the reflection of a shower of lights as the portal opens.
"Join Me or Die."
Booms. Filling the room. Loud enough to hear through the noise canceling headset I am wearing.
A giantess of a woman appears in the space where the l... | My mind raced with the implications of what this meant. I was overwhelmed by the terror that created an icy grip in my chest. Was this a warning from a parallel universe, or a threat from a doppelganger? I had to choose: accept whatever evil plan this giant creature had in store for me, or I would end up like the other... | 2022-12-04T11:09:01 | 2022-12-04T08:27:53 | 36 | 13 |
[WP] Santa and Death both arrive at a young child's house at the same time.
I'm excited! This is my first prompt! Looking forward to great stories!
EDIT: I am absolutely stunned with the power of the writers in this community. You are phenomenal, and I hope to one day feel capable of joining your ranks with an answe... | Santa and Death stared at each other straight in the eye. They had both arrived in the middle of the night and were now standing in the living room.
“You’re here for the kid aren’t you?”
“Yep, there’s nothing I can do.”
“Ah bullshit, I hate it when this happens. Would you be kind enough to come back a week later?”
... | "Well, well, look who the reindeer dragged in! Jolly ol' Saint Nicky and his big ol' sack o' chokin' hazards. Ya know, you send a lot o' business my way every year."
"Oh, stuff it, ya sneaky twat! I haven't got time for your shit. My thermos is drained of coffee, and I've still got another three hundred million ho... | 2013-12-13T01:46:06 | 2013-12-13T00:54:59 | 153 | 73 |
[WP] Because of ancient law, you are forced to marry the High Elven Queen, She is the fine age of 5272, you are a 18 year old farmers boy. How goes the marriage? | She turns to look at me. It's the first time I've seen her and it's our wedding day. She's standing beside me underneath a canopy of green saplings sung into an arch. The only thing she's wearing is a crown of forget-me-nots placed in her hair, dark as the rich earth. Elves marry naked. I'm dressed in green and white a... | I was chosen for the Marriage of Disinheritance, bonded to the High Elven Queen by the Elder Council. The day of our marriage was a somber one, with my wife crying throughout the ceremony at the pending loss of her throne, which came as soon as we said the words.
She hasn't adjusted well. Life on a simple farm, tend... | 2014-02-15T14:07:54 | 2014-02-15T13:41:35 | 41 | 10 |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | tion. This may have happened already,
but I wouldn't have known it, bec
ause it hasn't happened yet. Exc
ept in the timeline where it has. Recording lapses in time and space doesn't work, because there are lapses in timing and spacing.This is the thir
d time this week. I'm glad for the incident, if only because it wil... | Oh great. Again.
"what's that noise?"
"its another tear"
He stared at its brilliant white beauty, its low humming sound, the look of the stars from the other side.....
god it was boring.
"Is it big?"
"about three feet across, not really. Just come down here." God mums sucked. Why did he always have to... | 2014-06-13T18:58:15 | 2014-06-13T17:18:45 | 51 | 29 |
[WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | "Officer Edmund, reporting in. I've got the two children in my car, and the divorcees are on their way in the van". I glanced in my rear-view mirror to see two wide-eyed kids, not much older than my own son, staring blankly back at me. I hated this part of the job, this wasn't what I signed up for in Police Academy.... | "Hey Joe, baby, come down stairs."
Oh shit, I know exactly what's going to happen. They've been arguing for months now. It's so obvious that they're not in love anymore. Normally, in other countries, I could survive. Being the only child between this odd couple. I could just be claimed by either one of them, and the o... | 2014-06-15T04:00:46 | 2014-06-15T03:42:59 | 17 | 11 |
[WP]: In one paragraph, write the most disgusting and despicable character you can ever come up with. In the second paragraph, kill them in a way that makes me feel sorry for them. | Lily hated it when they kept moving. A necessary inconvenience, to keep the flesh fresh, but their screams and squirms ruined the painful pleasure of a desperate appetite.
A shame her brain was locked in that fantasy while her dry lips tasted dust instead of flesh, and her arms flailed against a straitjacket instead o... | Mangled bodies lay scattered across the tiled floor of Brock's kitchen. Blood stained walls, lazily chewed limbs, and shattered decor create the scene that is the sacrifice of Brock's family to Satan. Rain consistently pelted the windows accompanied by the constant boom of thunder outside. Brock stood jagged, revealed ... | 2014-07-28T02:35:56 | 2014-07-27T23:17:02 | 46 | 18 |
[WP]: In one paragraph, write the most disgusting and despicable character you can ever come up with. In the second paragraph, kill them in a way that makes me feel sorry for them. | Lily hated it when they kept moving. A necessary inconvenience, to keep the flesh fresh, but their screams and squirms ruined the painful pleasure of a desperate appetite.
A shame her brain was locked in that fantasy while her dry lips tasted dust instead of flesh, and her arms flailed against a straitjacket instead o... | Throughout high school, Kathryn was tormented for not looking like all the other girls, Mary was the worst. Every morning, Mary would laugh, taunt, harass Kathryn about her looks. Each time, it led Kathryn to the bathroom, sobbing and hiding away. School was a dark time for Kathryn, and it was all thanks to Mary, makin... | 2014-07-28T02:35:56 | 2014-07-27T23:20:27 | 46 | 15 |
[WP] Its 2am in Washington DC and Bill has the night shift at the Gas-n-Go. The President comes in and buys a six pack, a bag of Doritos and a pack of cigarettes. He is by himself. | It was just the cashier and one customer. The cashier wore a nametag that said, "Bill". The customer wore no such identification, in fact, had gone to cartoonish lengths to hide his features under a wide brimmed hat and beneath a baggy, beige trenchcoat.
The customer didn't dally, but walked straight up to the item... | Bill had been working the night shift for about two years. He hated the hours, but it was the only job that let him go to school during the day and still make decent money. The news was always on in the background, after all Bill wanted to work for the CIA, he needed to know what was going on in world. Right now the bi... | 2014-09-10T12:03:03 | 2014-09-10T11:36:15 | 145 | 16 |
[WP] The lottery is an Institution designed to catch Time Travelers. | Have you ever wondered what happens to all the lottery winners?
Wealth, particularly spent frivolously has a tendency to lead to some measure of fame in our society. So where are they in the public eye? If we can dedicate hours of our lives every week to watching Honey Boo-Boo be a redneck with a modicum of wealth wh... | When I was a child I made a mistake. My school had a set of farm animal toys. I loved the donkey. It was less obnoxious than the family of horses and more interesting than the sheep and cows. There were many of those but only one donkey. I played with it every day at every opportunity and sometimes I would put it in my... | 2022-01-03T09:57:27 | 2014-10-30T17:03:02 | 751 | 74 |
[WP] The Roman Empire never collapsed and the year is 1999 AD | The year is MCMXCVIIII. This marks my descent from my family's prestige. I have failed math. It's just too hard. How does VIII^II become LXIV? It just doesn't make any sense. All I know its that next year is MM, so thats nice. I just wish someone would figure out a way to make REAL sense of computation. This system is ... | [new on WP; comments welcome!]
My head hurt. I was thoroughly wasted; after all, the new millenium was almost upon us. Princius’s popular song «party like it’s 1999» was playing everywhere. Loudly. My poor head.
Why were we even using this calendar ? Eyes half-closed, I tried to remember the details from my history ... | 2014-10-31T14:50:45 | 2014-10-31T14:33:26 | 39 | 26 |
[WP] We finally receive a message from the stars. It's a surrender. | We listened and listened, but nothing was found -
No intricate signal, no alien sound;
No link from a world in a galaxy bright,
But desolate silence, and limitless night.
We listened and listened, with nothing to hear -
No cosmic crescendo, no harmony near;
No twitch of a pitch, nor a note from the stars, ... | It was the damnedest thing.
I mean, it's one thing to find alien life on a planet, right? A couple of single celled organisms, a low level ecosystem, some algae. If you're lucky, and I mean "holy-musk, it's a miracle!" type of lucky, the planet may have given rise to some fauna and low level herbivores. The fact of t... | 2014-11-01T16:25:03 | 2014-11-01T15:54:27 | 251 | 22 |
[WP] A superhero whose powers are only activated when they're drunk. | "I'm sorry sir, but the Mark 43 prototype has failed to respond."
Tony Stark swiftly moved his arms in an effort to "call" the pieces of his latest armor. Once again, nothing happened.
"JARVIS, what gives?"
"It appears, sir, that your decision to rely on a blood sample as a means of identification has posed a signif... | "No. No, Mack, you are not going out again. No!" I felt her hands press to my chest as she spoke, trying prevent me from walking out the door. Of course she knew she couldn't physically stop me. I was ten pints of cider deep and felt the power coursing through my body, just as I felt my mind swimming in a drunken fog. ... | 2014-11-24T10:18:14 | 2014-11-24T09:58:58 | 42 | 10 |
[WP] You hire a witch doctor to curse someone. However, the only curses you can afford are extremely petty. | "So, let me get this straight," Steve blinked. "For ten dollars, you'll make it so that whenever he looks for something, it'll be in the last place he'll look?"
The witch doctor nodded, revealing his yellowed teeth in a wide, Joker-esque grin. "Yes, that's right."
"So, like... if he lost his car keys, they'd be-"
"Y... | Witch doctor, Witch doctor
I've got a request
i've read the reviews
they said you're the best
***
Witch doctor, Witch doctor
i'm short on cash
but i still need to make
a good backstab
***
Damn, Freddy
it was ugly
what ya did to me
truly
***
i swear
i'd have you 86'd
if i had the money (ha!)
***
but W... | 2014-12-13T14:17:47 | 2014-12-13T13:01:48 | 89 | 23 |
[WP] On the day you turn 18 everyone is given the first words that their soulmate will speak to them. When you receive yours it says simply "Welcome to Starbucks. Can I take your order?" | "So I decided that I would only ever go into one Starbucks. That way, I know who it is," I finished. My best mate Mike nodded dubiously.
"That makes sense, I guess. It's a good thing you usually avoid the place. So how did you pick this one?"
"Random chance. I got a listing of local stores, closed my eyes and picked ... | My parents were fine. ("Excuse me, what time is it?" "It's about half-past two.") And my brother Tim got "Do you know you have gorgeous eyes?", which is probably a weird thing to say to a complete stranger but is otherwise kind of perfect. But there are some awful cases, some phrases you just don't want. Like, my frien... | 2014-12-18T00:15:29 | 2014-12-17T22:14:26 | 141 | 64 |
[WP] On the day you turn 18 everyone is given the first words that their soulmate will speak to them. When you receive yours it says simply "Welcome to Starbucks. Can I take your order?" | It had been 7 years since I found out the words that my “true love” would say to me, and of course like everyone else I kept mine secret.
It was an unwritten rule about finding out our “lines” that we didn’t share them with one another, but I knew that the first words my true love would say to me would be “Welcome to... | Today is the day, my 18th birthday. The last day I have to go to school. No matter where we are in the school year when someone turns 18 they get their career card, they have one day to say goodbye to their school friends then it's off to the "real world". For me that was today, I roll out of bed after having slept thr... | 2014-12-18T09:54:46 | 2014-12-18T00:51:20 | 45 | 12 |
[WP] You are the captain of a starship, only a few hours before the last star in existence dies and the universe goes cold.
Inspired by my answer to another prompt about running out of time. | We'd known that the stars were going out for generations. Our best and brightest had cobbled together a sleeper ship so that humanity could live beyond our universe's demise. A ship which could breech the walls of our cradle and allow us to find a new home.
I'm the 44th Commander of the Gaia. All I know of what's com... | I'm too old for this. They built me back when the universe was full and alive and they gave me orders that sounded so good. Orders full of hope, full of the vibrance of their youth. "Go and search out new stars, new planets." So I did. I really shared their enthusiasm because they made me that way.
It was good. Well i... | 2015-01-17T10:25:25 | 2015-01-17T10:22:32 | 154 | 30 |
[WP] You start blacking out constantly when drinking, every time you come to, you find a paper written by yourself 100% disproving fundamental theories. | I awoke at my station in the scriptorium and attempted to stretch my arms as I always do; the chains make it so I can't get any further than the pages. My head was pounding, my wrist was aching, I tilted just the wrong way to the right so the feeding pipe sent a sharp pain on the roof of my mouth. Another day at work. ... | Eric woke up with a start—papers stuck to his face, pencil in hand. Groaning, he pushed back from the mahogany desk and glanced at the paper. *Yep, I know some of these words.* This was the fourth one in three weeks. Every time he drank, he passed out, and when he came to he found some scientific paper that he’d appare... | 2015-01-31T11:04:46 | 2015-01-31T10:45:07 | 38 | 22 |
[WP]2000 years from now, history is misunderstood and retold as a series of myths where nations are represented as individual gods,citizens as worshipers and corporations and NGOs as demons/angels(lesser gods).Chronicle current world crises in the style of ancient myths.
-Global warming
-colonization
-World wars
-c... | Professor Ao'Nesti peered into the cavernous monolith that was just uncovered at the excavation site.
"Han'Sungai, go fetch the light globes! Quickly! This might be the most important discovery in over a century!", he excitedly yelled at his assistant. "I think we found an intact temple filled with shrines and monume... | They say he started as a prodigy, but was turned into an outcast. The jealous King Zar took notice of his talent and his charisma, and could not dare stand have any competitors! He arrested mightly Len, but found that even the harshest prison could not break Len's spirit. So the cruel despot exiled Len from his homelan... | 2015-03-12T11:21:56 | 2015-03-12T11:15:23 | 144 | 10 |
[WP] Pick an event/story with an untold point of view (the guy who threw the shoe at George Bush, the bat on the space shuttle, etc). Then tell that character's story without giving away what the event is until the end. | My heart raced as I heard the terrified screams of people behind me, trying to comprehend scene that was unfolding before their eyes. The sound of it sent adrenaline rushing through my veins as I myself tried to come to terms with the situation. Many people bowed their heads in prayer, others resorted to hysterical scr... | I'd lived a good life, hadn't I? I wondered solemnly behind my mahogany desk. The love of my life sat opposite me, face buried in her hands as sobs wracked her delicate body. It hurt me to see her like that, more than the inescapable threat of death which hung heavy in the air.
They'd be here soon, the cold hearted ... | 2015-03-16T14:20:15 | 2015-03-16T12:58:43 | 20 | 11 |
[WP] One day autocorrect starts correcting for truth, not spelling. | My phone jingled and buzzed and I emerged from the tangled mess of blankets and my oversized pyjamas to grab it.
Received 23.00: "Hey, everything okay? You were pretty quiet today, wanted to check-in with you x"
I managed a small smile, it was good of Jake to do that, he was always thinking of others. I'd been strugg... | Jenna stared at the screen in utter horror. Her heart had either stopped beating entirely, or it was racing. She was kind of unsure. The world around her had disappeared. There was no planet, just the message in front of her.
From: Lisa
*hey what u up to tonite?? wanna go out? hit sum clubs?*
She had meant to ... | 2015-08-31T16:27:12 | 2015-08-31T14:40:36 | 329 | 82 |
[WP] The sexy, freedom-loving rebel hero always gets his rallying 'Why we fight' speech against the evil Empire du jour. Write the inspiring speech his law-and-order counterpart gives. | Fifty years ago, on this very day, the lives of fifteen million persons were lost. This number has been used as a statistic for both factions involved, both by upstanding members of government and anti-Imperialist leaders.
That is not why I am here today. I will not decry the villainy of the anti-Imperialist movement... | I went a little more Evil Empire with this one than I intended...
*****
Men of the Black Empire, we stand here on the brink of victory and yet I stand before you, not with arrogance or certainty in our victory, but with the arrogance of certainty in our cause. Once we were few, just a handful of men who believed in a... | 2015-09-08T08:38:56 | 2015-09-08T08:26:19 | 49 | 11 |
[WP] Instead of the death penalty, convicted criminals are sentenced to have their minds overwritten by that of a recently deceased notable individual. | I watched as they strapped him down to the chair, sinews in his neck bunched tight as he struggled to free himself. I watched as they tweaked his harness, making little adjustments here and there as needed. I watched the man who killed my son and relished the look of animal panic in his eyes.
Nodding to himself, the o... | "Hold!" The officer shouted.
Quentin ran, ignoring the cries of inmates. He had to get away. This thing was a fate worse than death. Worse yet, he was an innocent man. He knew it more surely than he knew himself. The fact that he felt uneasy on his own feet was merely further confirmation of this.
He made it around a... | 2016-01-08T08:41:40 | 2016-01-08T07:54:34 | 56 | 35 |
[WP] You're a scientist working on a social experiment called, "M. modification", where one normal child is put into a school of mentally incapable children to see if the kid will try and fit in.
I know this is very dark, and I apologize ahead of time if I had offended someone. This is just a idea that really hit me d... | "What do you mean revoking my license?!"
Exactly what I said Dr. Hensly, you can't just do social experiments like this.
"I got parental consent, the child is unharmed, everything was progressing perfectly! I demand to be allowed to continue my research."
Dr. Hensly, we keep trying to tell you, parental consent doe... | "The M.Modification files were destroyed for a reason, I understand that and I agreed with purging all information. However, I didn't ask to be chased and shot at. I've checked the news and half of our employees have died in car crashes over the past three days. If you think that we can't put two and two together, you ... | 2016-02-09T22:25:09 | 2016-02-09T21:56:24 | 25 | 13 |
[WP] You just accidentally downloaded the Kindle version of the Necronomicon. | The Necronomicon glowed, for the Kindle was Paperwhite. The Old Ones self-published.
Cooper first started to read it on the subway. His eyes would flick up every now and then. The girl sitting across from him was wearing shorts, and as the train hurtled along underground, her thighs would vibrate. Back down again. The... | "Honey, what is this?"
"What is what, Grandma?" I said, not lifting my eyes from my laptop.
"This book!" she said from her brown armchair, her eyes on my Kindle as she gesticulated wildly with the "stylus" she'd insisted I provide.
The stylus was a disassembled pen.
"I don't like it. It looks scary. Why do you r... | 2016-02-10T09:31:13 | 2016-02-10T09:13:13 | 844 | 10 |
[WP] Among Alien species humans are famous for prefering pacifism but being the most dangerous species when they are forced to fight.
EDIT:WOW THIS EXPLODED GUYS MY FIRST MAJOR PROMPT. | From the personal journal of Astro-chronicler Des Variin.
Humans. Reviled, worshiped, misunderstood, underestimated. I first encountered these curious beings some 100 standard years ago, and have yet to fully understand all that makes them so damndibly different from all the other galactic races.
They follow the ce... | There was no doubt in anyone's mind that human beings were one of the Galaxy's most pacifistic species.
Xeno-history books tell us that once, they waged endless wars upon themselves, shedding rivers of blood and claiming little bits of land from each other on their medium-sized, blue-and-green planet. But a worldwide ... | 2016-03-13T14:25:47 | 2016-03-13T09:42:51 | 1,823 | 1,352 |
[WP] Among Alien species humans are famous for prefering pacifism but being the most dangerous species when they are forced to fight.
EDIT:WOW THIS EXPLODED GUYS MY FIRST MAJOR PROMPT. | The bar was cramped full of extraterrestrial life. Zelei, Ugrak, Haelites, you name it. Every shape, size, color, smell, it was there. Music from all across the galaxy joined in chorus with rowdy and drunken laughter and conversation, a song of the Milky Way. Not everyone liked the diversity though- at the edge of the ... | Away, over the hill that the sun was setting behind, the dreadful whirring of the rotors and actuators of the human battlesuits could be heard. Like a chorus of screaming flying gruins crying out as night fell, the air was ringing with a looming menace. At their back, the defenders had the useless cloak of night, their... | 2016-03-13T21:52:23 | 2016-03-13T21:42:12 | 47 | 24 |
[WP] Among Alien species humans are famous for prefering pacifism but being the most dangerous species when they are forced to fight.
EDIT:WOW THIS EXPLODED GUYS MY FIRST MAJOR PROMPT. | 99.999% of all intelligent species in the galaxy are descended from their home planet's equivalent of ants or cows. It's a fact that's hard to believe, given the diverse range of body types and social structures built by said species, but it's an answer every human xeno-researcher came across after First Contact.
The ... | Jak'tur stood on the command bridge of the galaxy's most massive Dreadnought, The Bastion. His suction-cupped hands continued to subconsciously wipe at his scaled combat suit, and his black, bulged eyes continued to scan the screens around him for any activity. The entire crew was on high alert, for they had just tresp... | 2016-03-13T18:44:24 | 2016-03-13T18:23:49 | 34 | 18 |
[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy | I'm a single father of one beautiful girl. She's my whole world. As a single father I feel the need to over-compensate and I tend to spoil the girl. I often bring home toys and games for her and I to enjoy together.
I sometimes worry that I over-do it, but she loves the attention. One day, after work, we played a lon... | Hello darling, I haven't heard from you in a while. I know it's been radio silence between us, but I really had to ask-
Do you still think about me?
I've begun to reminice about you more. Remembering all those little things you did for me, the pictures we drew together. I've gotten back into listening to our favourit... | 2016-05-19T10:10:20 | 2016-05-19T09:39:43 | 408 | 33 |
[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy | What a day. My boss has never been in such a bad mood. On top of the proposal due next week, I now have a rushed budget to get out by Friday. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up. Every morning I dread getting out of bed, and every night I dread the next morning. I put on the smile for my colleagues, I smile... | I've been a hunter all my life, the skill has been passed down for generations. I take great care of my gear; the camouflage, knives, guns, boots and other acoutrement needed for a successful hunt are all well oiled sharpened or cleaned. Most people think hunting is barbaric, evil, only for psychopaths and a litany o... | 2016-05-19T13:16:11 | 2016-05-19T13:13:29 | 25 | 15 |
[WP] A "popular" girl falls in love with a "nerdy" boy, however he hates her and she spends all her time trying to impress him
EDIT: THANK YOU ALL FOR TAKING YOUR TIME TO WRITE SHORT STORIES BASED OFF MY PROMPT!! I HAVE YET TO READ ALL YOUR STORIES THOUGH, AS I'M BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND OTHER STUFF :D
I'm sorry if I hav... | Not even a fictional piece, there are two people at my school exactly like this. I'll change names and make it dialoguey.
--
Cassie sighed a deep sigh as she walked into Theatre II, first period. She looked over at CJ casually playing on his years-old 3DS. The sounds indicated he was playing at iteration of smash.
... | Jonathan ran, his arms outstretched behind him, like the wings of a mighty bird of prey. He flew through the classroom leaping past desks and his classmates alike. He stopped at Billy's desk and karate chopped the papers and books onto the floor. Jonathan squealed in glee as he fled the scene at breakneck speed.
It... | 2016-05-29T11:05:26 | 2016-05-29T10:33:11 | 19 | 13 |
[WP] You've just invented time travel. You decide to go exactly 1 year into the future and speak to the first person you see, "Hey what day is it?" "364." "What do you mean 364?" "It's been 364 days since the incident. | "364."
"What do you mean, 364?"
"364 days since the incident."
These words... burned. Ached. My heart skipped a beat.
He couldn't be serious, but after *time traveling,* what disbelief could remain?
"Mind... uh, refreshing my memory? What incident?"
"If only I knew, pal. Govermment's got it on lockdown. They just... | An ant crawled along a forest floor. It was getting late, the ant knew to follow its instincts and return home. The ant's six legs carried it at a moderate speed, at least relative to ants. He crawled over fallen leaves that had turned yellow, a rotting insect corpse of unidentifiable origin to the ant, and fallen tree... | 2016-06-30T10:01:58 | 2016-06-30T09:38:02 | 82 | 13 |
[WP] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon. However, this is just a coincidence; there is absolutely nothing magical about it, and you're getting really tired of explaining this. | "The mark... it is you!"
I rolled my eyes.
"No, it is most certainly not me. I swear, I am not the subject of your ridiculous prophecy. Yes, it slightly resembles a dragon, but maybe it's a lizard! And if you look at it from this angle it resembles a bird! I'm telling you this is a coincidence."
"No. We have waited ... | ######[](#dropcap)
"Master." The monk bowed low.
I sighed. "For the last time, I'm not the reincarnation of Tian Long. I am not a long dead kung-fu master. I can't do magic. Why won't you assholes just leave me alone?"
He smiled politely, but in that slightly superior way that let me know that he didn't believe a wo... | 2016-08-04T11:23:48 | 2016-08-04T10:49:56 | 1,455 | 417 |
[WP] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon. However, this is just a coincidence; there is absolutely nothing magical about it, and you're getting really tired of explaining this. | They were staring at me again. Eyes wide, mouths slightly agape. I sighed. "Hi. Look, I got your message. But I'm not-"
"You're him!" One of them explained. Pretty enough lass, head of gold, but obviously empty. "You're the one who can talk with them."
"I'm really not." I tried to force a smile onto my face - or rat... | Your friends had always pestered you to get an account on that godforsaken app, Tinder. You'd always declined because of that stupid fucking birthmark-- you knew how any internet date would go given the mark's shape and more importantly, location. After six months of brushing them off, the nagging loneliness building i... | 2016-08-04T18:02:19 | 2016-08-04T15:02:23 | 36 | 18 |
[WP] Jupiter has 64 moons and a serious werewolf problem.
Edit: damn there's some quality responses here. I wasn't expecting this prompt to be so popular. Good job u guys | The pilot - a twelve-limbed Jovian floatspider - tapped almost idly at the controls of the shuttle, firing the thrusters with mind-boggling precision. I glanced surreptitiously at the display on my own Earth-made manoeuvring tablet. The screen blinked red with warning text, screaming electronically that the shuttle was... | "Car Sixty Two, we've got one. Intersection of Sixth, Halliday, and Uptown Drive."
We hit the lights and sirens and get on the move, that's a bad corner. Most of the business hired their own security a year ago to deal with the problem.
Ricky seems to be unconcerned as we rocket up towards the cubic intersection, we'... | 2016-10-03T09:05:02 | 2016-10-03T08:54:41 | 66 | 45 |
[WP] You come to find out that every time you die, you wake up 10 days in the past with all your memories intact. After a few deaths you start abusing this newfound power of yours. | The first time you die, you're 5 and 3/4.
You're thrashing when you wake up. Your tears are hot. Mommy comes running in, and the tightness in your tummy loosens. You run and cling to her and ask her why she left you. "I didn't leave you," she says. "I'm right here." You tell her she left you in the pool. "The pool? Wh... | Beep-beep... Beep-beep...
There was the all familiar sound of my alarm clock, going off at 8 a.m. sharp, just like it did every other morning. Only, this time the last thing that I remembered was not laying down on my soft tempur-pedic. The last thing that I remembered was walking home from my late shift at Pizza Hut,... | 2016-11-02T20:34:43 | 2016-11-02T19:34:01 | 373 | 115 |
[WP] Fit as many plot twists as you can into one story. | The Grand High Weaver, Spinner of Threads, Architect of Fates looked in disbelief at the tangled, twisted mess on the floor before him.
"What do you mean you dropped it!?" He demanded of his acolyte, a lesser nephalem who managed only a whimper in response.
"Do you have any idea of the effects that this will have? An... | A meteor fell over the planet, then suddenly it exploded before the impact, revealing an army of naked winged women hellbent on taking over the world. they would do so by taking as many men (or women, if you prefer) to their bedchambers aboard a cosmic spaceship as was humanly possible.
shortly after the complete sexu... | 2016-11-27T11:08:21 | 2016-11-27T11:06:12 | 25 | 13 |
[WP] Fit as many plot twists as you can into one story. | The Grand High Weaver, Spinner of Threads, Architect of Fates looked in disbelief at the tangled, twisted mess on the floor before him.
"What do you mean you dropped it!?" He demanded of his acolyte, a lesser nephalem who managed only a whimper in response.
"Do you have any idea of the effects that this will have? An... | James was sitting in his 3rd hour biology class talking to his crush, Jessica.
All of the sudden, James felt something overcome his body
"Oh no" James shrieked as he sat in his sweat covered chair
He felt a hot luscious liquid trying to escape from his rectal gates
He got up and made a mad dash for the door, but ... | 2016-11-27T11:08:21 | 2016-11-27T10:55:05 | 25 | 10 |
[WP] Fit as many plot twists as you can into one story. | Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear...
A Mexican...armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two broth... | A meteor fell over the planet, then suddenly it exploded before the impact, revealing an army of naked winged women hellbent on taking over the world. they would do so by taking as many men (or women, if you prefer) to their bedchambers aboard a cosmic spaceship as was humanly possible.
shortly after the complete sexu... | 2016-11-27T12:58:55 | 2016-11-27T11:06:12 | 18 | 13 |
[WP] Fit as many plot twists as you can into one story. | Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear...
A Mexican...armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two broth... | James was sitting in his 3rd hour biology class talking to his crush, Jessica.
All of the sudden, James felt something overcome his body
"Oh no" James shrieked as he sat in his sweat covered chair
He felt a hot luscious liquid trying to escape from his rectal gates
He got up and made a mad dash for the door, but ... | 2016-11-27T12:58:55 | 2016-11-27T10:55:05 | 18 | 10 |
[WP] You find a copy of The Sims 5 at a used video game store. You decide to buy it and try it out. Slowly, unscripted and non programmed events start to happen. You realize that you're actually controlling a real family. | Ethan couldn’t wait to try out the game - from what he’d seen of the trailers, the graphics were eerily realistic. Though Sims 4 had been good, it had never been *quite* realistic enough for him.
When he got home and popped in the CD, he began jotting out his plans for his first family. He couldn’t wait to get starte... | New Orleans is a prime location to get drunk. And I was a prime volunteer.
The combination of street performers, open drinking laws, magical Mardi Gras beads, and bourbon street almost guaranteed a blackout whenever I took a vacation there- and if they didn't, they the buddies I brought along with me would help push ... | 2016-12-03T09:43:17 | 2016-12-03T07:43:51 | 311 | 182 |
[WP] Animals can be genetically combined with any other animal with no problems, allowing dog-cat pets, true teacup elephants, and many other things. But you don't always get what you expect. Describe a pet owner who got a pet he was not ready for, but is determined to keep it and love it. | Richard, I've had it up to HERE with that....thing. I want it gone TONIGHT.
Honey, we’ve been over this. He’s not going anywhere. He’s adorable and weird and I love him.
HE??? How can you even tell it’s a male? Look at it! It’s got two legs and I’m pretty dam sure there’s nothing in between. Do you see a penis, Richa... | Damn that Ambien and eBay. That combination is ALWAYS messing with my wallet. I guess since I put my credit card info and email down I must have ordered a German Shepherd-turtle. I got the shipping confirmation email this morning so here goes nothing. I need to get my house ready for 'whatever' this thing is going to b... | 2017-01-20T12:49:32 | 2017-01-20T12:22:09 | 35 | 26 |
[WP] Where do bad guys get their legions of goons? Well, it's all thanks to you. You specialize in supplying grunts of a wide variety to aspiring super villains, whether they need masked men with bad aim or hideous/sexy merfolk to guard their underwater lair. | The shipment finally arrived. I flipped my hair over my shoulder and left my office, my heels clicking on the cement floor of the warehouse. It was casual Friday, my jeans had rips in the knees and my white blouse had a small, almost non-existent coffee stain near the collar, but thankfully it was hidden by my jacket. ... | The dial phone ringed with its classical tune. In the age of smartphones, I insisted to use this old and heavy design. I mainly had two reasons: first, I didn't care about who's calling and was rarely mobile; second, it was beautiful. I grabbed the receiver.
"Hello."
"Yes, I'm your guy. Who referred me to you?"
"Oh,... | 2017-03-23T06:52:14 | 2017-03-23T06:40:56 | 107 | 63 |
[WP] You reject someone by saying "I'll go on a date with you the day hell freezes over." The next day, Satan appears in your room, shivering, and covered in snow. | "Pardon my intrusion, but could you please turn your attention from the television and to me instead?" A foreign voice rang out, one layered with charm, frustration, and just a little beat of heat. Almost like my mum's but not quite there yet.
I turned my head reluctantly. I was just getting to my seventh rerun of *Pa... | "Alright, *Mark*" Satan spat, his eyes glowing red hot despite his bodies obvious shivers, "It's time you and I had a *little chat*."
Mark was paralyzed. One moment he'd been in bed watching some *Friends* to unwind, and the next the TV blinks off as a pillar of flame erupted from his floor, leaving a goosebumped, cri... | 2017-04-02T08:34:42 | 2017-04-02T03:11:00 | 45 | 24 |
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