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[WP] You are best friends with Death. Although you don't know this. Every Sunday he has you killed just to talk to you about his week then brings you back to life after. However you never remember the meetings. | I like Sundays.
It's nice. I'm not really sure how to describe it, but it was kind of a soothing time.
For one whole day, I fall asleep. I dream senseless dreams and I never remember them when I awake.
It was just like any other Sunday. I laid out in my bed and I waited for my dreams to come and take me. It didn't t... | I used to dread Sundays because the next day seemed to always be Monday.
Now, Mondays are a welcome respite. The furthest I am from Death, until next weekend. His smell lingers. That's the only way I know he's been through. I recognize it from all those other times I've summoned him.
Why me? Who fucking knows. I'm ... | 2020-01-31T07:17:02 | 2020-01-31T07:11:38 | 1,701 | 225 |
[WP] Humans were largely friendly and kept a low-profile. They were seen as the bottom of the food chain in the galaxy and they preferred it like that. But when they were attacked, everyone found out how ruthless the humans can be with killing in their DNA and that Mars was never their home plant | The humans were excellent diplomats. They were peaceful, gentle, and patient. No one ever thought to harm them because they never hurt anyone else and had such a short lifespan that they weren't useful.
Many races would analyze the way their ambassadors wove words around every possible conflict in recordings of hearin... | It should have been so easy.
Humans were a diplomat species. They excelled in things like art, science, and medicine. They were peace keepers.
They had no tough outer shells or claws like many of the more dangerous species did. The only threatening about them was their propensity fo bear sharp front teeth from a tim... | 2020-03-20T17:17:21 | 2020-03-20T16:31:01 | 249 | 94 |
[WP] You Hook Up with a Girl, and her Ex tries to kill you by summoning a demon. When the demon sees you, he smiles and asks you how you have been. | "No fucking way..." my eyes went wide as I opened my bedroom door. Before me stood a hulking figure, standing at least 7 feet tall, wrought with chiseled muscle and fiery red skin, lidless eyes, teeth made of nails, and large spiky deposits of some red crystal emerging from its skin sporadically.
"Alex?" It's voice hi... | I wake up in her bedroom laying next to her the sheets still.damp.with our sweet.
The room freezes in time the curtains partly moves inward by the wind through the open window, the fly in mid air in front of me without beating his wings. That's the shit that woke me.
Then the air distorted as if a massive heat source... | 2020-03-27T07:59:50 | 2020-03-27T06:52:10 | 108 | 14 |
[WP] The narrator is running late to the story. They don’t know who the hero’s or villains are, or even what genre the story is. | Alright so here we see the two sides, the uh, good and the probably bad? Oh never mind they’re mingling. I see. Okay so The heroes are joining forces with other heroes and mingling in order to join their strength together to fight The Evil Force. Look here, they’re pulling out their weapons. Oh, they’re attacking the g... | And then the gathering...wait, no, not a gathering ...it's some sort of a celebration. There's people. Lot of people. From the....clans. Lots of clans. Coming together. What a wonderful feast holiday gathering sort of thing.
A man stands. He is tall and proud and true. Noble in his bearing. Brilliant in his wit. This ... | 2020-10-22T01:05:09 | 2020-10-21T22:48:31 | 15 | 10 |
[WP] "Invade your planet?!" The alien asks a general of Earth with confusion before bursting into laughter. "Why the heck would we do that when their are SEVEN other empty planets in this star system ripe for terraforming and colonization? We just stopped by to say Hi while we pick one of 'em out." | The General's face remained unchanged. Unflinching. Resolute.
But at the back of his mind, something about what had just been said did not sit right with him.
"So you mean to say that this 'first contact' of yours is a warning?" questioned the Admiral from the other side of the conference table.
"A warning? Of cours... | Ryker stood confused. His face altered from bright red flared cheeks to the tan colored skin he wears normally. It was like all of the weight he had felt since the day the UFO appeared on planet earth had been lifted from his shoulders. With COVID, the war, and the deaths across the world. How could 2040 get worse? But... | 2020-12-07T07:25:46 | 2020-12-07T07:08:06 | 46 | 17 |
[WP] Every spacefaring species has something that makes them special. Some are fast, some have telekinesis, some are nigh-unkillable. To the galaxy's surprise, humans have a tendency to befirend the cosmic horrors lurking where the starlight does not reach. | Adam cooed under his breath as he scritched between the eyes of the squid-like creature on the table before him. Its slimy exterior shimmered from the tub of water it had crawled out of, approaching him in a manner belying the natural curiosity the species was known for, amongst other things.
"This is the terrifying, ... | Beyond Andromeda, an entity approaches.
It devours the electromagnetic radiation for hundreds of parsecs around. At superluminal speeds it approaches the intergalactic hub at Triangulum. On all observation devices it appears as a spherical void—a beyond-supermassive black hole.
The Vanarr spied it first. They thought... | 2021-04-07T21:52:28 | 2021-04-07T20:53:57 | 300 | 64 |
[WP] Every spacefaring species has something that makes them special. Some are fast, some have telekinesis, some are nigh-unkillable. To the galaxy's surprise, humans have a tendency to befirend the cosmic horrors lurking where the starlight does not reach. | You would think that the vast expansive history of alien communications would evolve to become something cohesive, that a sense of mature camaraderie or, at the very least, begrudging respect for one another would frame the foundations of interstellar interaction.
It was not.
In fact they acted an awful lot like a ro... | Beyond Andromeda, an entity approaches.
It devours the electromagnetic radiation for hundreds of parsecs around. At superluminal speeds it approaches the intergalactic hub at Triangulum. On all observation devices it appears as a spherical void—a beyond-supermassive black hole.
The Vanarr spied it first. They thought... | 2021-04-08T00:34:55 | 2021-04-07T20:53:57 | 206 | 64 |
[WP] All your life, your best friend has had your back. This is why their unexpected death hits you so hard. Two days before the funeral, you receive a couriered letter. “If you’re getting this, I’m dead. Don’t come to my funeral. They will find you.” | He was still looking after me even the day before he died. I still remember the worried look on his pale, too-thin face as he glanced at my ringing phone, “potential spam” glowing on the screen. “Don’t answer it Harry, no good will come of it if you do.” I didn’t answer it. I knew from our long friendship that Tom’s ... | Jessie Chamberlin had a lot of practice mourning. At seven years old her parents and siblings had all been killed in a house fire and though she had little memory of the event, she'd managed to escape and was found outside by the fire fighters. Five years later and having been adopted by them, her Aunt and Uncle were ... | 2021-04-24T20:11:54 | 2021-04-24T20:09:51 | 50 | 30 |
[WP] You're a ghost haunting a nice mansion. You're pretty shocked when, one day, the crew of a ghost hunters show show up. Your shock quickly changes to anger when you find out they are frauds. You decide to give them 'the show they never wanted'. | I've never been much of a bother, to be perfectly honest. Mostly I keep to the attic, keep quiet, read books in the library. I even do the occasional beneficial deed for the current occupants of my esteemed mansion. Why, their sometimes less than perfect attempts at maintenance would have ruined the mansion if I didn't... | He watched them trundle through the front door, lugging their cameras, microphones, and wiring over their shoulders like pilgrims carrying all their worldly possessions to a new land. There hadn't been a prospective buyer of his mansion for over a hundred and twenty years. Sure, there were sightseers and cultists who c... | 2021-06-07T11:48:16 | 2021-06-07T11:32:45 | 113 | 37 |
[WP] In a world where reincarnation with a full knowledge of your past life is real, authorities struggle to protect society by keeping the worst criminals and serial killers in prison alive for as long as possible to delay their eventual escape back into society via the reincarnation process. | Ugh. School. Erin had dreaded going there for a while now. But now that she was six and a few months, there was no way around it. Her parents had kept her out of pre-school after one disasterous attempt at age four, but now they'd told her she'd just have to deal with it.
Worthless middle class vermin, blind to realit... | “You’re telling me that nobody considered this possibility?” Naseen asked as she refilled her coffee mug from a thermos. Her mug remained half-empty, even with all the dregs that had hitched a ride. “And for the love of Buddha, will someone get me some more coffee? I am bloody close to flouting my own rule and plugging... | 2021-10-08T10:45:29 | 2021-10-08T09:47:37 | 52 | 19 |
[WP] In a world where reincarnation with a full knowledge of your past life is real, authorities struggle to protect society by keeping the worst criminals and serial killers in prison alive for as long as possible to delay their eventual escape back into society via the reincarnation process. | Despite the inherent supernaturality of reincarnation, not everyone believed that souls exist. Various theories have been posited, scientific, supernatural or otherwise, as to why reincarnation was what it was.
But the soul existed.
I was sure of it.
"In the latest in a string of serial killings, another body was fo... | “Well what if their consciousness never died?”
That was the idea at least. Maybe there was someway to… save their memories. Extract them. To remove their consciousness from the physical and upload it to the technological. It had been done in sci-fi. Could it be done for real?
We had no knowledge of how the soul worke... | 2021-10-08T09:12:44 | 2021-10-08T08:51:29 | 42 | 25 |
[WP] You have the power to see five minutes into the future and manipulate minor events that happen in that timespan. No one takes you seriously. You're going to show them all why they should. | I don't know how it started, or why I was chosen. I always called them glitches in the Matrix - you know, after the movie - when it happens.
The first time, I was young. I saw my death. I don't mean that in a gruesome way - I was just a kid, chasing a ball out into the street, and a car hit me. It was over quickly, su... | Do you know those movie scenes where everything slows down? You get the character's heart pounding as the music quiets?
For me, it's the sound of a clock. Ticking the minutes away.
Also, I don't watch movies anymore. At least not with anyone else - seeing their reactions before they do sorta ruins the experience. Bo... | 2021-12-31T11:49:00 | 2021-12-31T10:59:44 | 1,623 | 271 |
[WP] You are the weakest swordsman at the academy. One day your instructor pulls you aside and brings you an object wrapped in cloth. Inside is a small twig. "Some people were never meant to wield a sword. Centuries ago, these 'wands' held great power. Maybe you can make this one work." | "What does it do?" I asked.
"The histories are... contradictory on that point," admits the instructor. "Nothing immediate, except when it is. Nothing blatant, except on rare occasion. The people who successfully wielded it all became great, though... not in the same way as each other. And their accounts of its powers ... | I grew up idolizing the knight. My late grandfather was a knight of the Kingdom, and he always regale us with tales of his adventures. When he died defending a village against Orkish raiders, I made a vow at his grave to be a Knight myself. Unfortunately, I was born with a frail body and tire easily. But with hard work... | 2022-01-20T00:21:57 | 2022-01-19T23:16:45 | 183 | 44 |
[WP] An unfathomably ancient cosmic entity drifting through infinite space passed by this weird little planet called Earth and heard over their broadcast radio signals this extremely annoying, but incredibly catchy song. It can't get the song out of its head and is going insane. | Nagoras was utterly defeated by the other outer gods and sent into exile. Its powers stripped, the other gods had been cruel, only Nagoras' mind remained. Unable to manifest its reality bending powers, it was nothing more than a crude black oily substance oozing through the endless void. Its power slowly regenerating. ... | There exist beings who have lived through so-called infinty time and again. To them crossing a vast universe is little more than a stroll between rooms. On one such stroll a noise stood out among the rest.
All that is, all that was, all that ever could be. Yul-Cephar had heard every possible sound in existence. To i... | 2022-10-11T11:24:00 | 2022-10-11T11:20:35 | 83 | 38 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | "Ladies, gentlemen, I've called you here today for a very important matter.
When I took charge here, we were in a strange and difficult place. We didn't know how to behave properly. We were pretty sure that nobody liked us. And we spent a lot of time crying.
Heart, you've been pumping strong with us, getting everyone... | "Gentlemen, we have urgent business to discuss." Brain said with a commanding tone. "Lungs, heart and liver can't work properly when you are behaving like this. Yesterday we had to take a break in the middle of the stairs, and the day before that we didn't even get out of bed."
"Indeed." Heart replied. I have to work ... | 2014-04-30T07:32:06 | 2014-04-30T06:37:45 | 159 | 61 |
[WP]: every human being is born with a birthmark signifying a great deed they are fated do in their lives. Your first child has just been born, with the mark of a murderer across her face | I looked my son in the eye and told him firmly, as I had this day for the last 12 years, “It is not your fault, you didn’t kill her. Anyone who says differently doesn’t understand what happened, now blow out your candles, we’ll visit the grave after cake and presents.” | I tried to push him towards the arts. I knew that he had it in im to be a great artist. Sculpture perhaps, or music. But no... Little Adolf always wanted to be a painter and and painting I knew he could only fail.
He was so angry when they didn't pass him at art school - so very, very angry - I knew nothing I'd taught... | 2014-05-11T02:02:48 | 2014-05-10T23:15:19 | 81 | 12 |
[WP] A man trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world slowly realises that he has already become a zombie. | The blood dripped down my chin as I ripped the best part of her off and savored the taste. Funny, I thought, I never really liked horse. Even more than that, I never took my steaks anything less than well-done. But I guess that was before I hadn't had anything else to eat in a week... and access to a grill.
The dead-... | The last thing Akua remembers clearly is the sound of glass breaking. From that point on, there is only the blurred images of the grey skinned zombies clawing their way into the hideout, the blood splattering from the open wounds of her companions, and her heartbeat pounding in her ears as she ran out the storm cellar ... | 2014-08-04T16:45:01 | 2014-08-04T13:48:11 | 30 | 15 |
[WP]Serial killer has been monitoring his next victim's movements for months. She is a loner and the perfect target. One day she disappears and nobody notices but him.
Man, this sub is great. Come up with an idea and you get a bunch of great stories to entertain yourself with. This is better than TV!
edit: Front Page... | * March 17: #15 has been disposed of without complication. It seems the police have begun to piece together the connections between #1, #2, and #4. Was too sloppy in the beginning. Stupid. But what's done is done, no use worrying about it now. Will have to monitor their investigation and reevaluate at a later date. But... | It was the third day he had sat nearly unmoving in a car parked across the street. He watched the windows for any sign of her but nothing moved. "Should I just go knock on the door?," he wondered. "Or maybe just barge in? I really didn't want to do this in her home," he continued as he bit his nails. "What could have h... | 2014-10-21T12:21:07 | 2014-10-21T12:16:00 | 1,464 | 59 |
[WP]Serial killer has been monitoring his next victim's movements for months. She is a loner and the perfect target. One day she disappears and nobody notices but him.
Man, this sub is great. Come up with an idea and you get a bunch of great stories to entertain yourself with. This is better than TV!
edit: Front Page... | The killer leaned against the post and lit another cigarette. It had been days since there had been any sign of life at the house which was troubling, she should have been there. She didn't go out at night, she didn't take impromptu holidays, she had no social life at all so she should have been there.
"*She's gone,*"... | "Ma'am? Ma'am." Murray pinched his brow as he waited for the woman on the other line to find her hearing aid. The was a clank as she dropped her handset onto the floor, followed by a soft, "dagnabit".
She finally picked up the phone.
"Ma'am, have you seen your daughter lately?"
"Now, who is this?"
Valerie had no fr... | 2014-10-21T14:46:22 | 2014-10-21T13:58:29 | 38 | 10 |
[WP] A budding young sociopath sits on Santa's lap. | "I want the list," the kid said simply.
I checked my watch. 5:18. And there was still a long line of stupid kids to get through.
"What do you mean, the list?" I asked as politely as I could. The mall manager said that every kid needed to say the name of a fucking toy, so that their parents could head to the toy sto... | I had the strangest feeling I had seen this kid before, I couldn't figure out where. Sitting on my knee he looked back at his parents and then grinned at me, he scooted a little closer and leaned his head up, "Kill the reindeer", he said to me. I jerked back in surprise, "Excuse me, do you even know what you are sayi... | 2014-11-24T09:25:58 | 2014-11-24T08:24:27 | 45 | 10 |
[WP] It has been verified that dying will result in going to heaven, no matter what. You are the government, trying to lower the suddenly skyrocketing suicide rate. | *This is a public announcement by the president of the United States and paid for by the government*
Ladies and Gentleman, I know that during this time of sadness and joy many of you are turning to suicide as a solution. I have spoken to my many advisers on this issue and I would like to make the following arguments.
... | They always said humans fear the unknown more than anything else.
My reply: Find me someone who doesn't fear death, then we'll talk.
I could barely hear the first few gunshots through my office window. The dull double pane lazily deflected their sharp reports like a horse flicking its tail at flies - letting them li... | 2015-02-02T08:01:36 | 2015-02-02T06:41:02 | 119 | 44 |
[WP] You have discovered a heavily weathered wooden door in the middle of a desert. Opening the door reveals a world with eternally gray skies and endless fields of wheat. While exploring, you discover that somebody has come here before... | "Took you a while," an old man laughed, "Has it really been 50 years?"
I frowned. This man looked familiar, like an old friend, but I didn't know him.
"Come on, follow me." He said walking though the wheat fields. I reluctantly followed him to a small house.
"Would you like some water? Or tea?" He said humming. ... | Aamina blinked at the strange man standing above her body.
He wore a turban wrapped around both his hair and his face. Only his eyes showed through the opening and they worked their way slowly down her figure, then back up. His gaze lingered on her face.
She tried to ask him for water, but couldn't find her voice... | 2015-03-25T20:09:36 | 2015-03-25T20:08:00 | 195 | 11 |
[WP] A prolific serial killer active for many years is concerned about his run of good luck. Never discovered, he has also never seen the slightest mention of his work reported on in any media. With today's victim he gets a clue as to why... | They drag away the corpses and leave them to rot.
Why? Why don't the authorites come running? Why don't they bury their fallen?! Why don't they respect my work?!
Not a mention in the paper, not even a whimper on the news. 77 and counting I think, yet they show me no attention . Public demonstrations nary elicit a ... | This was to be the big one, my hundredth victim. The thrill I would feel as I squeeze the life out of her throat, as I watch this clone of all my other victims struggle to breathe, as the fight goes out of her body and she slumps, lifeless in my arms. Just the build up made me shiver with excitement, I had butterflies ... | 2015-04-12T02:50:02 | 2015-04-12T02:37:20 | 296 | 14 |
[WP] You are a manipulative psychopath, but instead of serial killer, you are a serial helper. using your emotionless genius to make other people smile.
thankless, un-noticed but instrumental in paying off someones debts with a clever robin hood of some sort, or moving at breakneck speeds everyday to help others but l... | My first submission! Here goes nothing!
I knew I was different. I realized it early on. It started with the neighborhood animals; dogs chained up overnight, stray cats, and even my own pets. I couldn't help myself. I reveled in meticulously crafting my plans and carrying them out. I loved how nobody ever suspected me.... | I feel nothing. Never did, pretty sure I won't in the future. This isn't much of an issue, however, I don't mind it. Can't miss something I never had in the first place.
Father knew about this, saw me killing squirrels in the backyard when I was 6 with my BB gun, then cats with plastic boxes as I saw them suffocate an... | 2015-05-21T07:43:45 | 2015-05-21T07:37:50 | 39 | 11 |
[WP] You are given a deal by a higher power that grants you eternal life. The catch? You have to kill one person every year. If you fail do do so, even a minute too late, you will die. | "What's a soul wrangler"
"I need souls, you....acquire them for me"
"I kill them you mean"
"Sure, if you want to be so vulgar."
"one person a year?"
"That's the deal. You kill one person a year and you get to live forever"
There was that cackling again. What's with the cackling?
"Well..."
"Well what?"
"I just... | Year 73.
Alan Rigby. Easy Enough.
Just like last year I put on my carers uniform and walked into the nursing home. I greeted the staff that knew me by now as a friend. They understood how I liked to help out around Christmas, and on the odd bank holiday, and I had now worked 4 full shifts in the home. They were grat... | 2015-06-17T11:18:13 | 2015-06-17T08:06:13 | 15 | 10 |
[WP]You come from the long line of sorcerers who deem themselves defenders of the earth. Sadly, you didn't really get hang of this "magic" thing, but you have a different talent.
Sorry for a rather specific prompt, I got inspired by a response to an older prompt. | My father was a Red Mage. His father was a Grey Mage. His father was a Purple Mage. I can trace my lineage back through twenty-eight generations, covering hues from all over the spectrum, every last one of the geezers a Mage.
Me? I'm a Green Nothing. Not a shred of magic in me. At least, not as far as I can tell. And ... | 'Look, Patrick. It's not that we don't respect your skills. Or that we aren't impressed by them. It's just that here at WD International, we don't necessarily *require,* your skill set. Hell, we let Johnson go the other day! Johnson. Unleashed to the world. And he was a good Paladin. But, for you I'm sorry to say...loo... | 2015-07-17T07:52:45 | 2015-07-17T07:29:45 | 24 | 14 |
[WP] Two people have been living in the same house for 10 years, but neither of them knew it. One day, they finally meet...
EDIT: Crap, upon further searching, apparently someone's had this idea before. | "Goodness!" Sheila said as she opened her dresser drawer.
"I should say so!" said the gentleman inside it. "Do you simply enter everybody's home without knocking where you come from? Shockingly rude!"
He pulled himself upright and reached through her stockings until he found his top hat, which he placed, with a grea... | Samuel always thought his house was haunted. He somtimes would hear footsteps in the day, when he was trying to sleep. And when he would get back from his night shift, he would always find his stuff moved around. Also, he would find new stuff in his room. Once he found a brand new laptop. But he didn't mind.
He would ... | 2015-09-27T21:40:10 | 2015-09-27T21:27:29 | 36 | 16 |
[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not. | "what this?"
"where am I? this not house."
"this green not mine."
"where Tim?"
*SPONKKK*
"Come here Apollo! Come heree!"
"BALL. TIM. TIM. TIM."
"Here is a big ol rib eye for you boy, salted and raw just the way you like it."
It was odd to Apollo, where ever this new home was, Tim never went to work, and the s... | The woman wakes to the sounds of screams, horrible inhuman sounds. And around her, heat and flames.
How had she got here? She remembers a pain in her chest and then...But why is she here? This must be a mistake. She spots a dark figure, he seems to suck all the light from the fires in, leaving just a black space, like ... | 2016-03-07T15:32:11 | 2016-03-07T14:25:07 | 809 | 334 |
[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not. | "what this?"
"where am I? this not house."
"this green not mine."
"where Tim?"
*SPONKKK*
"Come here Apollo! Come heree!"
"BALL. TIM. TIM. TIM."
"Here is a big ol rib eye for you boy, salted and raw just the way you like it."
It was odd to Apollo, where ever this new home was, Tim never went to work, and the s... | "Hell? I died and I went to hell? I mean, what the hell man?!"
Death stared down at John. For a moment he stayed silent and just stood there watching from a faceless empty beneath his pitch-black hood.
"When you leave the living world, you enter the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, ... | 2016-03-07T15:32:11 | 2016-03-07T14:03:46 | 809 | 197 |
[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not. | "Heaven? I'm sorry, but what the Hell?", you half-shouted when I gave you the news.
"Welcome to your home for the rest of eternity." I intoned for the thousandth-or-so time that day, beaming. It never got old. Uriel had sometimes expressed moderate boredom, even tricking new entries in fun little ways upon their arriv... | Baxter walked down the long tunnel of light. It grew brighter and brighter until his eyes began to water. Finally, the light abated and he found himself at the ticketing counter at O'Hare.
He took a couple shuffling steps toward the counter.
"Umm, hello?"
A rather short man climbed his way up onto the counter.
"Gre... | 2016-03-07T18:42:42 | 2016-03-07T16:17:57 | 174 | 84 |
[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not. | The city hums with life. The people oozing by like a faceless blob.
On good days I dive into the grime, and pull out society's cancerous refuse. Other days I acknowledge we've lost a member of blue. He crossed the line, and went dirty. There's no coming back once you're a crooked cop.
.55. My birthday was only a few ... | Darkness.
I feel light, or am I just light headed?
I looked to my left and then right, and all I could see were stars in the distance. A noise by my thigh interrupted my train of thought. *Crrrrk* *Crrrrrk*
I picked up the small voice-in radio. "Hello?"
"Battlestar 303, what the hell do you think you are doing?" T... | 2016-03-07T19:21:03 | 2016-03-07T17:46:39 | 128 | 40 |
[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not. | Fred Phelps was getting tired of waiting. He had been suspended in space for what felt like a couple of years before he saw a light approaching. He knew this was the moment he'd been waiting for, but as the light drew near, Fred couldn't help thinking that God looked...different...than he'd expected. Instead of a be... | When Bill came to, he was staring at a mauve-colored fabric back of an economy-class seat. *Life vest under seat cushion*, a little label read. A dull roar pervaded his senses.
*That's strange*, he thought, *I could have sworn I was still at work, when—*
He shook his head. He must have been dreaming. But where the he... | 2016-03-07T19:44:40 | 2016-03-07T19:28:33 | 50 | 14 |
[WP] You have been paid to write a positive review about a game you hate. Try to make your real feelings clear to the reader, through any means necessary. | I mean, who could possibly hate League of Legends? I mean, I'm sure only jealous people can hate on such a glorious game. Who can forget the bright colorful characters with girls that look like they're fifteen? I mean, I enjoy animated tits and ass like every other nerd who couldn't get into a better game. And let... | Winnie the Pooh: Home Run Derby
10/10
This game, nay, this *masterpiece* truly captures the minds and imaginations of todays youth. And it won't let them go either.
Winnie the Pooh home run derby has all of the classic characters, Pooh bats, Owl runs a shop, everyone else pitches.
The game goes through 10 stages, w... | 2016-04-17T08:28:29 | 2016-04-17T06:35:17 | 106 | 32 |
[WP] A murderer plans their murders so that a seemingly strong case can be brought against them, a case which they can then disprove with the tiniest of details. | I won't be convicted. I never am. I leave them with just enough circumstantial evidence to *know* I did it, but nothing that *proves* I did it. Infact, I leave the opposite.
"Your honour, we the jury find the defendant not guilty."
I aim a sympathetic smile at my victims tearful husband. He has aged years in a few d... | The spectators had come to see a man condemned and the jury were nervous. The tension in the stuffy courtroom was palpable. Tom, the geriatric court usher, had been turning the Press away for two hours. There were simply no more seats left. It was the middle of July and the Crown Court had never had AC installed. The t... | 2016-06-22T09:27:26 | 2016-06-22T09:16:28 | 1,573 | 144 |
[WP] A burglar enters a home by forcing the window open. Upon stepping through the window frame, heavy steel curtains cover all windows and doors leading to the outside, lights turn on, and the words "Player 2 has entered the game" echo around the house. | "Player 2 has entered the game"
"What the hell?" He thought. Almost immediately there was a loud boom and a flash.
A sensation if weightlessness filled his body. He looked down to see his lifeless body on the floor, blood pooling where his head had once been.
A dark figure made its way across the room to his body... | Grant stopped in his tracks. *This didn't bode well.*
He walked to the steel curtains, feeling them with his hands. Solid steel. He looked closer... were those scratch marks?
The house was massive, part of the reason why he chose to rob it. Surely there must be a way out? It was a really unsettling security system, h... | 2016-10-05T11:10:45 | 2016-10-05T10:27:45 | 2,176 | 856 |
[WP] A burglar enters a home by forcing the window open. Upon stepping through the window frame, heavy steel curtains cover all windows and doors leading to the outside, lights turn on, and the words "Player 2 has entered the game" echo around the house. | Leroy had been casing this joint for a few weeks now, never seeing anyone enter or leave. After deciding that this house was definitely just another one of the hundreds of winter homes here in Florida, he packed up his gear and chose his entrance. Looking around nonchalantly, Leroy smashed open one of the back window... | The curtains flung pass behind me. They wouldn't open, either. So I slammed down with my fist, and came out with a throbbing fist. That wasn't going to work either. I looked around, for some other entrance. I may be a burglar, but I know bad decisions, when they kick me from behind, drag me to the floor, and proceed to... | 2016-10-05T12:26:51 | 2016-10-05T10:06:35 | 115 | 25 |
[WP] A burglar enters a home by forcing the window open. Upon stepping through the window frame, heavy steel curtains cover all windows and doors leading to the outside, lights turn on, and the words "Player 2 has entered the game" echo around the house. | “Welcome Daniel,” came a booming voice from another room.
Daniel took a panicked look around. “I…I just needed a quick buck, what the hell is this?”
The lights went out and the room with the voice had a faint glow. Dan took a hesitant step towards the room but fell through the floor. He landed in what looked lik... | Mark had been casing the house for weeks… and his source said it was supposed to be an easy job. The plan was simple, while the owner was out of town for the week, he would climb the tree just outside the house, enter through the 3rd story window, and make his way to the treasure vault down in the basement. Mark’s so... | 2016-10-05T11:37:00 | 2016-10-05T11:23:43 | 28 | 12 |
[WP] The key to unlimited cross-breeding is discovered. Nations begin a feverish, genetic arms race, using every species at their disposal - not for conquest, but simply to defend themselves from inevitable horrors that Australia is about to unleash. | When Dr. Johann Freidrich discovered the secret of safe and effective gene splicing in 2027, he won a Nobel Prize and changed the world forever.
At first, the splices were fairly innocuous, albeit ridiculous; a dog-cat mixture was one of the more popular new species. However, governments soon realized the potential wa... | We gathered in the main hall, the head scientist's office and lab. Our head scientist, Nigel Pixburry, was a genious. Unfortunately, we've just recovered his body and holotapes from an Australian containment facility. Nervously, my coworker placed Nigel's holotapes on the table and hit the play button.
***Nigel Pixbur... | 2016-12-12T18:57:06 | 2016-12-12T18:40:55 | 85 | 25 |
[WP] The last time the aliens invaded our planet they fled after losing the war. They have reluctantly returned to wage war and are relieved to see that dinosaurs no longer inhabit Earth, but have been replaced by the smaller and less intimidating humans. | Dear Xander,
Glad greetings to you and yours, and eternal joy to your ancestors.
The invasion of the Earth has been called off. The Sauronoid aggressors that bested us so long ago have all but disappeared. In their place, a race of mammalian bipeds not so dissimilar from ourselves who are incredibly happy to see us ... | "A parting shot causing mass destruction to the land was our last effort to win a war that we had clearly lost. The terrible lizards lived up to the expectations. Almost unkillable, they tore our ranks apart. The damn things could stow away anywhere and all of them were dangerous. Finally, we laid waste to come back an... | 2017-03-04T03:42:15 | 2017-03-03T19:09:49 | 664 | 260 |
[WP] Compared to the rest of the galaxy humanity is by far the friendliest. To many star systems they are considered "the good neighbor," and are known for their helpfulness. One day an oblivious system declares war on humanity, only to find half of the galaxy responding to humanity's plea for aid.
EDIT: Tfw this prom... | The Galatic Council watched in horror as monsterous ships loomed over the burning homeworld of Humanity. Earth's multiple defence platforms were lit like candles, melting into little specks of metal, while laser and explosions littered the battlefield.
The last bastion of Humanity was putting on an admirable battle, b... | The alien vessels fell upon the Sol Coalition's fleet in waves, as if an interstellar tide had washed in. The lumbering human ships wheeled their guns about, massive artillery pieces launching their rocket-assisted shells across the field. Maneuvering thrusters flickered as the ships struggled to hold position upon the... | 2017-03-26T06:17:00 | 2017-03-26T05:50:12 | 68 | 42 |
[WP] You are described as a genius prodigy with perfect SAT scores and an IQ of 170. But, in reality, you guessed all the answers for all your tests. | They put me on a pedestal, they praised my brilliant mind,
The compliments I get, I just reply to them in kind.
For deep within, a secret, that I cannot bear to say,
That these results are rubbish, I have led them all astray.
They say I'll go to Ivy League, to Harvard, Brown , or Yale,
And I alone know if I ... | Doctor Kandill was impressed with Robert's IQ score so he decided to interview him.
"Robert, im perplexed, I thought I would never see something like this in my life, you are a prodigy." A smile drew in Kandill's face while he said that.
"Doctor, I guessed all of the answers, I am just a normal guy with a copious amo... | 2017-05-07T22:41:49 | 2017-05-07T20:10:59 | 295 | 94 |
[WP] You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun. | I've had the same backpack for fifteen years, and I don't plan on switching soon. Not since that first day in second grade when I reached inside my empty backpack and felt the crinkly foil of a pack of trading cards. Got some boss pulls and dominated the playground scene. Or that one time I was running late and forgot ... | It felt heavier than I'd expected. The weight of the backpack never changed. If it could contain a dolphin without me noticing, I shouldn't be surprised at a gun. But I'm surprised. Very surprised.
I arrived at school. Walked up to my locker. Looking around I was alone. Hurriedly I put the gun inside and shut the lock... | 2017-05-09T15:28:03 | 2017-05-09T15:09:46 | 255 | 153 |
[WP] After people die, they must answer a riddle, and its difficulty depends on their sins. You've committed genocide. | I hear a knock, and look up.
"Hey Dave, your 10:15 is here. Dude's got a KDR or like, 12466064.34 or something."
*Oh, shit. This guy. Forgot.*
"Hah, wow. How did he get .34 of someone, right? Anyways, show him in."
"Will do. Hey, what are you gonna hit him with? You never submitted your riddle for peer review, and ... | I had imagined death to be much different. All my life, death to me was a picture of white clouds surrounded by bright blue skies, filled with people dressed in white robes and halo above their heads. Or in my case, perhaps the fiery pits of hell, doomed to eternal damnation. Never in my life had I imagined standing in... | 2017-06-02T23:41:49 | 2017-06-02T20:41:18 | 193 | 76 |
[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now. | You grew up with bruises on your knees and scabs aplenty, just like any other kid. What your parents never knew was that not all of them were your own.
You're ten; baby Sarah from next door is bawling because she's just fallen and skinned her knee. You take the pain away from her. As the wound fades from her knee you... | I smiled. I couldn´t stop it. The view was too fantastic.
"Eric, please stop this.". Oh the whimpering i heard in her voice. " Stop it? WHY should i stop it? You always said you wanted a son who could achieve something great, and now look. Look at this. Isn´t this something truly great?". Ah, she can´t look. Can´t lo... | 2017-06-12T07:49:37 | 2017-06-12T05:44:01 | 1,670 | 25 |
[WP] In a world where pregnancies sometimes last a few extra months resulting in a child with superpowers, your wife has been pregnant for 15 years | Honestly we were both really tired of it.
Our 15 year Pregnancy Anniversary had come and gone with a further-dwindling crowd. When we hit 5 Years, I swear half of the states population came and half of America turned into our broadcast. It was overwhelming, but I suppose I can't blame them. The longest on-record was ... | The LEDs blinked as a distant thud echoed through the clinic room. It was soft but low; a powerful enough explosions somewhere overhead that a few poofs of dust fell from the ceiling. Damnit, Todd thought again, wishing for the millionth time that their daughter had just been a normal baby.
Sarah screamed next to him,... | 2017-07-08T01:08:59 | 2017-07-08T00:39:33 | 1,038 | 166 |
[WP] Major events on Earth are actually aliens testing humanity to determine if they should make contact. We fail their tests spectacularly each time, but fact that we survive their tests has them dumbfounded. | Hyuiop, the council leader, sits before a round table of twenty of his species.
"Let this go on record, the forty first juvillionth meeting of galactic advancement and extinction. Let's start with Kirihi, Dertyuiop, the Gogeryus, pass or failed?"
"Passed sir, they regrouped and conquered the collapsing planet and esc... | "You can't be serious."
"Unfortunately, I am entirely sincere, Councilor. The humans are alive."
Councilor Grathok rubs at one of his brows with a muscular tentacle. "But...we gave them nuclear tech, no? During a Global Engagement?"
"Exactly as ordered, sir." The Assistant to the Council of Advancement is supoosed t... | 2017-08-01T02:09:45 | 2017-08-01T01:59:48 | 50 | 24 |
[WP] As an average looking genius with a weak physique you often envied athletes. After thousands of years spent in a cryogenics pod you are woken to discover that evolution has weakened humanity while IQ improved. You're now the strongest most attractive person, but also the dumbest. | I had tried working out. I had tried dieting, I had tried pills, and so many other things and in the end, I could never get the body I wanted. Sure, I got "better", in that I wasn't morbidly obese, and sure, I had friends and family assure me that I looked "okay" and "better" and that "what matters is that you're healt... | Finally, I had completed my life's work. A machine that would turn me into the most handsome man in the world!! To be fair, I already am pretty much the most handsome man in the world, but most people just dont seem to agree. How naive. What do those gorillas in armor slamming into eachother have that I dont? Thats wha... | 2017-08-03T00:25:30 | 2017-08-02T23:12:32 | 2,328 | 94 |
[WP] Since you were 8 years old, you've been helping people and giving things away for free, the only condition: that one day you'll call on that person for a favour. You're now 33 and owed 10,000 favours. You decide to call them all in at once. | Leslie pushed a lock of hair from her eyes as she leaned sheepishly against the doorway and looked lovingly at the back of her husband's head. He, in turn, was looking at the television.
It was one in the morning on a Wednesday, and they were in a swanky hotel suite. In another context, this could almost have been rom... | I've always lived by 2 particular things;
The quote from Nelson Mandela, "The greatest glory in living lies not in never failing, but in rising every time we fail". The admirable strength one needs to get back on his feet after a setback is tremendous, not everyone could do it, so I always try to help someone if they... | 2017-09-16T09:46:06 | 2017-09-16T06:34:47 | 261 | 102 |
[WP] At 18, everyone receive a superpower. Your childhood friend got a power-absorption, your best friends got time control, and they quickly rise into top 100 most powerful superheroes. You got a mediocre superpower, but somehow got into the top 10. Today they visit you asking how you did it.
Best friend* sorry. | "So what can you do?"
"I- well- I produce ink."
"What line a squid?"
"Sort of".
"Go on then."
"Well I can't control it."
He goes very quiet. He slowly leans in.
"BOO!" He screams in my face.
Nothing happens.
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For about as long as I can remem... | Trudging along in the snow, I reminisced on my time at the academy. It was a short two years filled with laughs and good times and twice as many struggles. I was humbled at the ingenuity of the human race for finally cracking the code on the MMSC gene. Now simply referred to as “The Mold”, it bridged the gap between th... | 2017-12-17T22:56:00 | 2017-12-17T16:14:19 | 57 | 31 |
[WP]You meet a girl at a party and you really connect,she keeps saying that you look familiar and she feels like she knows you. She gave you her number, and While typing her number in your phone you find her contact has already been saved, with a photo of you two together taken 10 years ago. | "Seven two eight four."
Those jumping eyes darting back and forth as though she was attemping to match my face to an older template. Her brows were crunched up ever so slightly as if she was trying to "crunch" her grey matter but her lips told a completely different story. Her lips, oh how I could go on forever about ... | I kept smiling as she wandered off with her friends.
Amy was a nice girl,a streak of pink in her brown hair and green eyes that shimmered like emeralds.She was kind,sweet and overall what I was looking for in a girl.
I was 24,single,male, and completely sure that Amy was "the one.".She had given me her number,smiled,... | 2018-02-10T11:44:46 | 2018-02-10T10:47:31 | 63 | 38 |
[WP] You're a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her. | "I said no."
"You must! She's the true heir-"
"And why should I care about your puny kingdom?"
"Because...if she doesn't claim the throne there will be chaos for a long time...which means war...which means more soldiers to try and slay you..."
"Hey, buddy, are you OK? You're breathing kinda funny, and you got a lot... | The dragon lifted his head up to the smell of blood and saw for the first time in centuries the figure of a human man. With his keen eyes he noticed that the human had struggled to make his way up to the cave he lived in, up in the mountains miles away from the nearest kingdom. The dragon just sat there indifferent as ... | 2018-03-01T03:08:36 | 2018-03-01T01:20:42 | 57 | 19 |
[WP] You topple over your balcony and die while figthing your dog for a toy. To your suprise Odin, the old norse god, greets you. Since you technically died fighting you've been resurrected at Valhalla and all the gods can't wait to hear about the great battle you died in. | “Greetings! I am Pedr the gatekeeper! WELCOME to VALHALLA, fellow warrior!”
The voice came through a blizzard of white flakes—snow? but not cold.
As the cloud settled, the speaker drifted into my sight. Less impressive than I had thought from the voice.
“Tell the true tale of your death to gain entrance!”
“Look, I ... | Within Valhalla all have tales of battle. Some are of mighty wars where the rivers run red and the mountains themselves cry while others are a bit less... Grand. Regardless of the specifics, to fall in battle is considered the best way to die and as such a warriors death is rewarded with a warriors afterlife. Battle, b... | 2018-04-25T02:20:22 | 2018-04-25T01:32:20 | 45 | 18 |
[WP] You're an immortal. She is a time traveller. Every now and then, you two pop into each other lives. | Ever since the accident in my childhood, when my grandmother realized I had the family curse, I had been told this day would come. Hunters. Witches. Witch-hunters. Sick men who insist that they are vivisecting you *for science*. Cannibals. Nana warned me that our family curse is not immortality, it is a guaranteed horr... | You're an immortal. She is a time traveller. Every now and then, you two pop into each other lives.
It had been another 5 years until I saw her again, at least according to my clock. And it was there, in the foggy midnight streets where we would normally meet, that I knew it would be the last.
The clock read 12:30 AM... | 2018-05-05T12:18:47 | 2018-05-05T12:02:15 | 17 | 11 |
[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session | "Your army is marching upon grenoble. You face a royalist regiment of two thousand men blocking your path. What do you do?"
"I bear open my breast...", Napoleon started
"Jesus Christ, dude", the DM said
"...and proclaim, 'If any man here wishes to shoot his emperor, I am here'".
The DM sighed and rolled some dice... | “Use your musket!”
“Roll! Roll! Roll!”
“Shut up Winston!” Joseph screamed. They were surrounded. Joseph couldn’t do anything. His army was crippling.
“They’re ill!” screamed Winston, disturbing Joseph once more.
Joseph was again looking at the board inquisitively.
“you have 30 seconds to make a decision.”
He wracked hi... | 2018-05-29T09:37:40 | 2018-05-29T06:15:55 | 303 | 209 |
[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session | DM: "Alright Jesus, you've just been executed by the Romans, Roll a death save."
Jesus: \*rolls\* "Natural 20."
DM: "Alright you wake up with 1 hp, what do you do?"
Jesus: "Alright I'm gonna play possum"
DM: "Roll a deception check"
Jesus: \*rolls\* Ok that's another 20, plus my charisma modifier which is \+5 so 2... | OK James, roll the dice
2
GM: Sorry, you missed.
The entire party is in shock. They tried with two other characters already. Both dead.
GM: The new enemies arrive. Rolls , 20. John, you died. Rolls again, almost James, you barely escapes this time.
The party starts arguing: You can't let this end like this GM! We... | 2018-05-29T09:31:25 | 2018-05-29T09:16:08 | 210 | 17 |
[WP] In sci-fi, planets are commonly made of one biome-- 'desert planets', 'jungle planets', 'ice planets' etc. So, the aliens are pretty shocked to see the range of biomes when they arrive on Earth. | They were amazingly primitive. That much was clear. They'd somehow sent a few messages out, which, to our embarrassment, we had, the first few times, decided were natural anomalies rather than admit we couldn't explain.
However, they, though relatively below average in terms of almost all physical attributes, survived... | “Hawaii has 10 of the worlds 14 climate zones,” reads a worn pamphlet caught under some fallen eucalyptus leaves. They caked the ground, and cluttered the forest floor amongst most of the flora and fauna that comprised the woods of the big island. Those rainbow eucalyptus had beautiful, vibrant trunks of pastel red, bl... | 2018-06-26T09:16:28 | 2018-06-26T07:37:16 | 229 | 171 |
[WP] You and friend agree that if one of you invents time travel, they will come back to this very moment. As you shake on it, an older and injured you shows up and shoots your friend in the head. | "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. You killed Ryan!"
I drop to my knees in horror. My best friend, dead.... by my... hands?
"It's okay. Grief is a process, you'll get over it."
"You just shot my... OUR best friend!"
"I know. I don't have much time. Listen, this little time travel experiment you guys are contemplating? Goes to ... | "What should we do if we ever lose control of it?"
"Lose control? It will just be a time machine, Tara. It's not a robot, or some sentient program which can-"
Tara laughed, then swatted me on the arm. Chastisement complete, she leaned back against the tree, tipped her sunhat down, then closed her eyes. Summertime is... | 2018-10-11T18:19:00 | 2018-10-11T17:21:29 | 519 | 118 |
[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right. | I hear her banging on the door, screaming my name. Although I've tried to show her the message through the glass door, she wouldn't stop herself from trying to get me to open the door for even a second to read it. As much as I wanted to let her in, something seemed terribly wrong about this scenario. Janice was one ... | A chill rushed through my spine as the front wheel of my shopping cart squeaked. The store was busy when I had arrived but a lot of people had just cleared out. I gathered the last few items I needed and hurried to the check out. Ally was waiting in the car and I knew she was going to complain about how long I had been... | 2019-01-12T08:17:02 | 2019-01-12T07:02:27 | 33 | 21 |
[WP] Soul mate's exist. One day while showering, you're teleported in a cloud of smoke to another world. You appear before a dark queen who declares her spell worked and you, her soulmate, is finally here | All in all, I wasn’t too fond of the whole ‘soulmate’ thing.
Don’t get me wrong, I was of course happy for anyone who had found their Perfect Person™, but I was introduced to the moral discussion of it at a way too young age and it kind of shaped the way I felt about things. Not enough to get involved with any of the... | Stumbling through the morning hangover was always the worst, Gen thought. Dealing with those office meetings was only ever possible drunk, preferably before, during, and after. Making his way to the bathroom, he cranked the shower up hot, always having enjoyed the steam of the shower. It was the best cure for his hango... | 2019-04-28T07:10:32 | 2019-04-28T07:05:24 | 166 | 21 |
[WP] You are a hitman who has just finished their most recent job. Or, at least, thought had finished, because the second you take your eyes off your target’s corpse, you hear “Hey, not bad! I actually felt that one.” | “Hey, not bad! I actually felt that one.”
I froze in place as those words drifted from the supposed corpse.
"Uggh" I sighed in annoyance "They never tell me when it's an immortal."
"Yeah, that's a pisser ain't it?" He said from his uncomfortable looking position on the ground. I could see the bullet hole in his head... | I spin towards the voice. The man I was sent to kill is grinning back at me. Only inches away. Startles I just back, hitting the wall and only gaining a small distance between us. His dead body was feet away a moment ago. Well maybe not dead, gosh I don't know what is going on.
"Ahh that was an interesting feeling. W... | 2019-08-29T19:25:53 | 2019-08-29T18:12:31 | 407 | 76 |
[WP] “So you’ve come hero.” The most powerful dark lord in history says as he faces you across the hall. But before you take another step, he motions to the cutest little girl you’ve ever seen with tears in her eyes. “But first, please explain to my granddaughter why Grandpa needs to die.” | I see the girl behind him, seated on a pillow twice as large as she is. Her auburn hair clung to her face and neck in clumps, the grizzled ends brushing against the shoulders of her stained and patched pink gown.
“No,” I said, driving my blade into the Dark Lord’s guts. “She will learn.”
The girls eyes widened slight... | *But why?*
I wondered this whilst crying behind the throne, watching my grandfather's life pour out of him like so many libations. He gasped, collapsing in a pool of black. Toward the end, even his humanity had begun to dissipate. Corruption and dark magic worked it's way into his blood, poisoning his thoughts even as... | 2019-12-11T19:17:14 | 2019-12-11T18:36:58 | 363 | 47 |
[WP] On your birthday you went hiking with your friends and lover. You entered a cave and explored it for 9 minutes without the others. When you returned they were gone. Confused, you check your phone and discover the 9 minutes in the cave had been 9 years for the rest of the world. | “Do you believe that some people are just meant for each other?”
That was the first thing Melissa told me when I met her in the hipster taproom on the corner of 3rd and A, just a couple blocks away from the University Center.
“I’ve been looking for you my entire life. So now that I’ve found you, where do you want to ... | PART ONE
“Golgolta,” the old prophet said. He waved one shriveled arm at a bare wall of rock in explanation. Rachel looked at him like she looked at any beggar on the street, seeing him from the corners of her vision, never in full focus. The old man smiled, nodded, and shrunk himself into a shadow of the cave. Rachel... | 2019-12-26T22:46:54 | 2019-12-26T21:30:32 | 144 | 13 |
[WP] You are a nice person, but your superpower is that you instinctively know exactly what to say to someone to crush them. You're very effective in throwing supervillains off their game, but your fellow heroes always feel really uncomfortable watching you work. | As the villainous Bombdropper stood atop the crown of Goldgate Bridge, he reveled in his moment of absolute glory. The heroes stood below, paralyzed and helpless, for Bombdropper would drop his bombs the moment he saw any activity. He was untouchable, unstoppable, and nobody could prevent him from destroying this bridg... | Shit. She couldn't believe it. Which one of her fellow heroes had written it? Her stomach sank. Didn't they understand? She was born with the ability, and had trained through trials and sufferings that many of them could not imagine, no matter how tragic their backstory. The very same power that gave her her abilities ... | 2020-02-25T12:34:32 | 2020-02-25T12:17:21 | 1,350 | 66 |
[WP] Everyone has a super power but each time they use it they fade just a little bit from everyone else's mind and awareness. You have just reached the point where your parents no longer remember who you are. | Everyone has a superpower. Not everyone has a useful one. Some have something so pointless and useless that they never bother to even try it out. No good reason for them to use it if the power is something like telekinetic powers that only works on ice cream, or the ability to detect people who has visited a theme park... | *Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup,*
*they slither while they pass,*
*they slip away across the universe...*
I sit at the piano of my parent's living room and play. All is quiet in the house.
"Who's there?" I hear my father grunt as he shuffles out of bed.
I'm trying not to cry.
I turn to s... | 2020-04-26T18:39:24 | 2020-04-26T18:36:52 | 54 | 19 |
[WP] Every time there is a thunderstorm your father ushers you inside and waits on the porch with his gun, your mother says he's just gone a bit crazy after the war, but you've seen what lurks in the clouds too. | **WHEN THE MAN COMES AROUND**
Dad looked up from his paper when he heard the first roll of thunder in the distance. Still as a statue, he waited for another crack from the skies. And when it finally came, he stood quickly and looked to his daughters at the kitchen table.
“Girls, there’s an old saying in our family…”
... | The day had started off like any other: the sun climbing across the brilliant blue morning sky, bathing the world below in its dazzling golden hues; a pleasant summer breeze sweeping across the hillside, rippling across the emerald lawn, whose blades of grass swirled and waved in time to the dance of the wind; the Arge... | 2020-05-04T08:16:45 | 2020-05-04T06:50:21 | 31 | 20 |
[WP] Little girl finds wounded kitten and adopts it, not knowing, that it's deadly shapeshifter that hides from hunters. Shapeshifter sees it as a good way to hide, but after some time, he starts to like full bowl of food and warm bed near fireplace. | She called me Muffin. I was so small that she cut a hole in a floral print sock to stick my tiny head and forelegs through. I was shivering from the rain I could barely do more than mewl and purr in appreciation.
Humanity had developed a lot in terms of technology in the past few decades since I had been out on the r... | > "As the elusive and deadly alien continues to hide..."
> "Shot in the arm before scuddling away"
"Very dangerous shape shifting creature..." The man on the TV continues. Deadly? Sure, but are you humans any better? Think of your species through the lenses of a rat.
Emily turns off the TV, before coming back... | 2020-09-19T09:38:04 | 2020-09-19T09:14:04 | 20 | 14 |
[WP] See, no monsters anywhere,” Grandma said to her grandson after searching the room. Outside the bedroom, Grandma pulled the goblin she found in the closet from her robe pocket, squeezed its neck until a loud crack echoed across the hallway, and said, “nobody fucks with my grandson.” | "Are you sure there's no monsters under there, Ganny?" asked the little towheaded boy, a mixture of fear and, well, something like hope in his quavering voice.
She sighed, then grunted as she climbed up from her knees, one gnarled hand atop the dragon's head cane she had to walk with nowadays, and the other wrapped... | I couldn't believe it. First of all, my grandma cursed. Also, monsters were real. Also also, WHAT DID GRANDMA JUST DO. After she left, I ran out to the hallway. I had to know. Was it real? Was it alive? What was it. I assumed it was a goblin. That's was goblins looked like in all my books. The goblin(?) was still there... | 2020-09-24T17:40:06 | 2020-09-24T17:12:01 | 42 | 20 |
[WP] Gold is boring. Being a hipster dragon yourself, you decide you want these freshly minted "cryptocurrencies" in your hoard. The problem is you have no idea where the humans keep them. | The humans didn't seem terribly concerned about my being a dragon.
Apparently, it had been a rough year, and nothing really shocked them at this point.
The end of the conversation *always* came when I asked about the location of *The Cloud*.
They told me it's where the cryptocurrency is kept. But when I asked which... | Glittering gold, shiny baubles, and vast oceans of treasure.
Most people believe that Dragons covet these things because of their properties, but actually it is their perceived wealth we desire - the perfect bait.
Long since has my kind died out to starvation, as no longer hapless warriors and treasure seekers would ... | 2020-10-17T13:52:37 | 2020-10-17T13:01:21 | 26 | 16 |
[WP] You are a professional dragon slayer hired by a village to kill a dragon. Everything goes how its gone before until the dragon turns out to be kinder then the people in the village. | It was nice and quiet. The moon was obscured by clouds, leaving little light o navigate by. Perfect for me. The less the beast could see, the easier it would be to sneak up on it. Not that I had much choice on my time of attacking. Those villagers had been so determined to get me out, they hadn't let me hire a room for... | Irene took the contract like any other. Villagers never had enough to pay her, nobody did, not even kings. Slaying a dragon was priceless, and there were no such terms as net worth and credit card in the dung age she was living in. Instead, she would get a meager pay, a free room for a while, and food.
Good food for a... | 2021-06-02T11:40:28 | 2021-06-02T10:40:40 | 26 | 19 |
[WP] "With all due respect, you programmed me to adapt to your needs. If you didn't want this, you could have limited my options. I've already notified your assistant to have breakfast and coffee waiting at the office. But until you build me an exosuit, I can't carry you there myself. Wake up." | “I don’t want to wake up.”
I covered myself once more with satin sheets, practically willing the ultra-comfy bed and pillow—only six times the cost of the average mattress—to lull me back into dreamland. But Bot was nothing if not persistent.
‘You *need* to wake up,” Bot sighed, a mechanical tone that fell in precise... | The world was dark, clad in shadow. It was silent. Quiet. At peace.
The room was suddenly and rudely bathed in light. The sun was allowed in, chasing away the shadows. The rays ran about the room, exploring the dark corners, inevitable and intrusive.
She groaned, pulling the sheets above her head. The sunligh... | 2021-10-24T12:25:19 | 2021-10-24T11:07:49 | 1,163 | 295 |
[WP] Your kingdom lies in ruins and the demons are at the gate. You hold the sacred relic that has been passed down for countless generations to your lips and speak a prayer in a long forgotten language: "Orbital Strike on my location" | The flames of hell whip at my feet, yet I will not burn.
The demons dragged my countrymen to Hell, yet I will stand firm.
My death has been ensured, but it will be on my terms.
For fifty years, I had thrown my mercy upon the altars of God, worn the hoods of the clerics in His name, but now God has left me. Now I mus... | The kingdom was slowly consumed by the light. The mechanical god in the sky had heard my call, my desperation. We had observed him before. A figure with arms that were large and reflective, and a body of pure steel. For many generations the sacred words had been passed down. To call down the power of the mechanical god... | 2021-11-08T06:53:05 | 2021-11-08T06:35:44 | 189 | 98 |
[WP] The Fairy hesitated. She knew tradition demanded that she curse the new born princess for not being invited to the christening, but it wasn't her fault the messenger fell off his horse. She decided to get creative with the wording. | She wasn't recognized until she wanted to be, of course. It was simply a gift of fairies that they would always look like they belonged until they wanted to be recognized. It often gave the impression that they appeared suddenly.
She stepped forward.
"Your Majesty, your messenger had a *most* unfortunate accident whi... | Chapter 1: "Rules are to break them"
The polished black stone was almost 2meters tall and half as wide, there was some mouvement inside, like ripples on the surface of a pond of still water. In front there was a tiny person, dwarft by the titanic monument at the mirror façade.
It was a *seeing stone*, made of black q... | 2021-11-08T16:49:22 | 2021-11-08T10:52:07 | 87 | 46 |
[WP] You hear a knock at your door. When you open it, you find your archnemesis sprawled out just past the threshold, battered, bruised, and very clearly only hanging onto life by a thread. "Sorry. It's just ... I didn't know where else to go" they mutter as you look down at them. | A ruffle, a fumble, no… a thud ! A knock perhaps ?
Something was at my door.
On the marbled steps lied my nemesis.
"Sorry. It’s just … I didn’t know where else to go" he muttered.
After all thoses battles fought, countless dead soldiers between us, increadible landscapes and the horrid ones. The countless draws, ... | I stared at him for a few seconds, simply at awe how himself to this state of affairs, again. Of course, archnemesis or not, i'm not that heartless to leave him like this.
As stupid as it sounds to save the man you hated.
I carried him through the door, he was heavy but I managed to get him to the sofa.
"Well— (cou... | 2022-06-29T09:15:07 | 2022-06-29T08:51:35 | 101 | 26 |
[WP] You hear a knock at your door. When you open it, you find your archnemesis sprawled out just past the threshold, battered, bruised, and very clearly only hanging onto life by a thread. "Sorry. It's just ... I didn't know where else to go" they mutter as you look down at them. | I opened the door, and saw her, battered, bruised, tears streaming down her face. "Please, help me..." She pants out, looking around wildly. "They're--" I nod and bring her inside, and seal the house with a ward network so powerful and complex no mage, no god could break it without annihilating the surrounding coun... | “How about the hospital?” I yelled, looking down at the broken and bleeding man in front of me, “Evil government research lab? Any of your politician friends-“
“No,” he interrupted me with a whimper but turned it into a soft, high-pitched whine as he tensed up. Coughing softly into the ground, he turned back up and ex... | 2022-06-29T10:35:38 | 2022-06-29T09:44:32 | 89 | 38 |
[WP] You hear a knock at your door. When you open it, you find your archnemesis sprawled out just past the threshold, battered, bruised, and very clearly only hanging onto life by a thread. "Sorry. It's just ... I didn't know where else to go" they mutter as you look down at them. | “Sorry. It’s just … I didn’t know where else to go” I heard the hooded figure on my porch mutter. “If you kill me xan you just make it fast?”
I lean down and pull his hoodie back noting his bruised and battered face. One of his horns had been completely snapped off and was bleeding profusely.
“You’re the demon prince... | I stared at him for a few seconds, simply at awe how himself to this state of affairs, again. Of course, archnemesis or not, i'm not that heartless to leave him like this.
As stupid as it sounds to save the man you hated.
I carried him through the door, he was heavy but I managed to get him to the sofa.
"Well— (cou... | 2022-06-29T09:20:58 | 2022-06-29T08:51:35 | 88 | 26 |
[WP] The Princess is dead. Eaten by the very dragon you had been sent to save her from. However, as you realize that the wise and ancient beast knows shape-shifting magic, and would very much like an entire royal treasury for it's hoard, a scheme begins to form... | He was too late. Much, much too late really, if the beast were to be believed. Perhaps if the King had been more hasty, perhaps if he had been more decisive, if his horse had been faster, if the message had gotten to him quicker, if, if, if. Princess Penelope was dead, and there was nothing left except the beast who ha... | “………” I stepped into the cave as the sound of gold coins Jingled with each step. Inside, the cave was home to grand mountain of treasures, all of which would stir greed even in the most virtuous of man. But that is not what I’m here for.
I was annoyed to say the least. The grand hero of the kingdom, having to dea... | 2022-07-26T00:58:19 | 2022-07-26T00:54:59 | 60 | 33 |
[WP] "As payment, I demand your firstborn!" the demon said. "Deal!" You said, hastily signing the contract to seal the deal. "Good luck with them, sucker!" | I was shocked when I found out that yes, demons were exactly that stupid. They were so keen on making deals, they forgot to use their brains.
And thank god for that, because otherwise, Earth would have been screwed.
After the whole prophecy shenanigans, I was trying to get rid of that growing lump of cells inside my... | Emily stared at the creature standing in front of her that’s been haunting her home. “Seriously? That’s it?”
The demon sputtered, looking down at her confused like she said she wanted to be fucked in the ass by a chainsaw. “What do you mean ‘that’s it’?! That is your child! This deal is meant to be a burdensome one!” ... | 2022-08-31T19:52:37 | 2022-08-31T17:44:10 | 88 | 47 |
[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. | That's it. That is, finally, *it*, I decided, as I stomped my way out of the hospital. Felicity was going to be in traction for six weeks. David's gunshot wound would heal cleanly but ICU trauma was a thing. And Ricky, dammit, what they'd done to *Ricky* was downright criminal.
It's all right to play with *me*, but w... | *This time* it had to work. It couldn't be like that time the duct tape broke in the torture chamber, releasing the bar that kept Doctor KingKitty from morphing into her feline form and escaping. Or like the time my blaster cannon had no ammo while I finally had WhipWorm in the scope. And most certainly never like the ... | 2022-11-28T16:08:17 | 2022-11-28T14:15:34 | 934 | 18 |
[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. | 1: Aftermath
I sit on the factory floor, back against a wall, fire-foam soaking through my pants as I stare vacantly. Irony. I've often wished that my mind would *stop* and be quiet for a while. Now it's as silent as the grave.
It's quiet out there, too. The sirens stopped a while ago. The ambulances are gone. The ... | \[ParaSEC Target File, Threat Level: Low\]
* C-Class audiokinesis \[Looping and pitch. No evidence of volume control\]
* D-Class speedster abilities. \[Slightly faster run speed. Potential sensory acuity - further evidence required\]
* Target demonstrates propensity to use powers exclusively for show. All 'villainous'... | 2022-11-29T02:28:52 | 2022-11-28T20:44:52 | 35 | 11 |
[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. | HONK HONK
“I heard there was a birthday here. A birthday where? A birthday here! I heard there was a birthday here and I’m Bobo the Clown!”
The man at the front door looked confused and angry, his muscles bulged out of his stupid little tank top and his eyes darted around furiously, scanning the space behind the clown... | *This time* it had to work. It couldn't be like that time the duct tape broke in the torture chamber, releasing the bar that kept Doctor KingKitty from morphing into her feline form and escaping. Or like the time my blaster cannon had no ammo while I finally had WhipWorm in the scope. And most certainly never like the ... | 2022-11-29T06:39:56 | 2022-11-28T14:15:34 | 24 | 18 |
[WP] In a future where everyone has electronic brain implants to make them smarter, you are the only student at a school without an implant due to a birth defect. You are a perfectly functional human being, but your parents, teachers, and classmates treat you like you're mentally handicapped. | Jordan had always felt like he was the only person on earth. Everyone was so accustomed to communicating non-verbally, directly sharing information between their networked minds. Sharing information the old, verbal way was just too cumbersome for them, so Jordan was never included in any discussions.
He had a late 21s... | "But father!" I had exclaimed. The door shut, and yet again, I was trapped in darkness. All I could see was the silver lining of an object next to me, and the bit of moonlight that had crept past the nailed covers of my window. My chest continued to swell up and down as my breathing slowed, my rage succumbing as I bega... | 2014-05-31T23:00:36 | 2014-05-31T22:31:48 | 90 | 12 |
[WP] A cop arrives at the golden gate bridge to talk a man out of committing suicide. After they have a short conversation, the cop jumps off the bridge. | "Sir, Why do you want to end your life?"
He turned towards me, a few days of growth on his face. "I'm the scum of the earth. All I do Is drink and smoke, and I have lovers who pays all my bills. I don't deserve life! LIFE IS TOO GOOD FOR ME!"
It was always sad for me to see people here. Usually, it was only one momen... | San Francisco was bathed in grey fog as the sun began to rise on the horizon. The Golden Gate Bridge was barely visible in the hazy morning sky as Officer Dalton made his way to the bridge with his sirens blasting. He had received a report of a civilian standing on the railing preparing to jump. This wasn’t uncommon fo... | 2014-07-04T22:08:36 | 2014-07-04T22:01:17 | 605 | 97 |
[WP] A cop arrives at the golden gate bridge to talk a man out of committing suicide. After they have a short conversation, the cop jumps off the bridge. | San Francisco was bathed in grey fog as the sun began to rise on the horizon. The Golden Gate Bridge was barely visible in the hazy morning sky as Officer Dalton made his way to the bridge with his sirens blasting. He had received a report of a civilian standing on the railing preparing to jump. This wasn’t uncommon fo... | "Hey buddy! You can't do that here! Do you know how much of a pain it is to fish people out of the water?" Officer Dave shouted to a man about to jump from the Golden Gate Bridge.
"Who cares," said the man. "Just leave me down there if you have to. I'm not worth the trouble."
"No."
"Why not?" The man leaned closer t... | 2014-07-04T22:01:17 | 2014-07-04T21:53:12 | 97 | 17 |
[WP] A dying child challenges the reaper to a 1v1 quick scope only call of duty match for his life. | The hooded figured gazed into the eyes of the small, frail child, who in a rather unchildlike string of profanities had just challenged the figure to a game of Call of Duty, 1v1, quick scopes only. Sometimes he wished he had eyes with which to blink.
"Look, kid, I'm going to tell you this once, because I don't like wa... | **So, you want to test the lore do you Child? Well I am bound by your histories and humanity to uphold it**
Came the voice, well voice would be the wrong word for it, it didn't seem to pay attention to things such as the air and (despite not having any sonorous qualities) felt to be talking in bold letters in the cent... | 2014-09-15T21:14:37 | 2014-09-15T20:42:26 | 116 | 14 |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | In the far away land of Sala-McSnerd
Lived a middle aged woozle named Nudist Jay Bird
Each day by the river he'd hunt for wild snuthings
Each night he'd return with two bags full of nothings
"We're hungry!" said his wife. "Get back on the job!"
So he'd head back out, his hand still on the door knob
And even his childr... | 2015-01-17T09:55:19 | 2015-01-17T07:16:40 | 120 | 46 |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "They were great men, Arthur. They were men who rose up against those who would keep them down."
I pointed my nephew towards a path, and began walking into a forest in the middle of this bright day.
"They were men who thought differently from everyone else at the time." We continued to walk on a path. "It started wit... | Well, my children, you have to remember it is a myth - and a bizarre one at that. The story can teach us many things, but who on earth today could verify its truth? According to the myth, the Americans were indeed a strange breed with equally strange practices.
Hmmm.... where should we start? Perhaps daily activities... | 2015-01-19T09:09:29 | 2015-01-19T08:34:57 | 570 | 13 |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Yes, I'd like to set up a savings account for my daughter here." George, formerly Dr. Sinister, said to the teller.
"Okay, sir, not a problem at all. I'll just need you to fill out these forms here, and-" the teller paused.
"What is it?" George asked
"Sir, do not make any sudden movements, turn around slowly," the ... | “Daddy, I’m so bored!” The small child whined loudly, tugging on her tall father’s hand. This made the blond haired man smile down at the small child. Her innocent brown eyes stared up at him in a begging manner.
“Tell you what,” he grinned as he spoke, “once I get finished here I’ll take you to get ice cream, okay?”
... | 2015-02-06T23:56:52 | 2015-02-06T22:43:19 | 39 | 19 |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | High school, college, Law school…that was the easy part of life. Well, maybe not law school, but it was easy to keep up the life and still have a lucrative front. Besides, I knew how to get my crew out of a pinch. Then came marriage, love…fatherhood. The hard parts of life. I’m only in my mid-thirties, but I am probabl... | Henry Kilroy sat at his desk, in his office overlooking the customer service counter of the Aztec Savings and Loan bank. In his office, a woman and young female child. His attention distracted from them by three men and a rather large dog humanoid entering the bank. Nodding, pretending to be involved with what the w... | 2015-02-06T23:58:53 | 2015-02-06T23:42:02 | 39 | 20 |
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet | Ronald Fernald was known as "Fog". Morticia Demure was known as "The Quiet". Potentially the two most annoying *empowered* of them all second only to Henry "Scratch" Daltain and Hikoru "Tinnitus-san" Kawazaki.
When Fog would touch another human being, all human beings within a hundred foot radius immediately went *bl... | "Dear, future, intelligent species of Earth. I suppose this may be the only piece of evidence you will find for the existence of my species. I might as well introduce myself, so my name is Lieutenant Daniel Everett. Regular members of our society have the ability to grip objects with our hands, think with our complex m... | 2015-03-10T10:21:23 | 2015-03-10T08:59:14 | 34 | 17 |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | August 6. Roosevelt had said that December 7 would be a day to live in infamy, and for four years he was right. But August 6, August 6 *became* infamy. For on that day, the Four Horsemen rode upon the nation of Japan, and brought with them the divine wrath of every deity to whom man had once prayed. Within a single fla... |
70 years ago then President Truman became the most feared and hated man on earth. In one fell swoop he incinerated southern Japan and Korea. If that had been all it did we could have lived with the fallout and moved on with our lives much as they were. The China Sea was flash boiled and the storms from that alone woul... | 2015-08-06T16:56:53 | 2015-08-06T15:06:12 | 26 | 18 |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | It looks like we were mistaken.
Who would have known that religion was not just some dogma created by man to control the masses. Instead they were are first line of defence, warning us about the impending attack. The Gods have become more formidable foes then previously anticipated.
It all started when we accident... | Mission Report: 2408123
Subsection: Military
Unit: Beta
Officer: Lieutenant Reeves
Dear Mother,
We've moved into what's left of Venus's hell-like atmosphere. My unit was hit hard by the gasses, it took us nearly twice as long to adjust to the pressure difference as Alpha unit. Our losses have been minimal, and I'm in... | 2015-09-24T08:29:53 | 2015-09-24T07:05:34 | 23 | 17 |
[WP][NSFW]When someone masturbates,the person they masturbate to feels it as well. | I know it's sick, and I'm not proud of it, but ever since I found my mother-in-laws vibrator I cant help but thinking about her using it when I masturbate.
It's not like I took it or anything. I just picture her up on all fours going to town with it. Something about knowing a woman, her age, still has the desire turns... | Ever since the scientists of the world decided to give all humans empathetic powers, things got... Weird. Typically, you only feel sensation from a person you're on the same network as, and that's limited to what they want you to feel. The implants do a pretty good job of stimulating just the right places in the brain ... | 2016-03-12T02:15:03 | 2016-03-12T01:11:54 | 1,237 | 296 |
[WP][NSFW]When someone masturbates,the person they masturbate to feels it as well. | Sonnet Number Seventy-One
As Issac Newton once had said it best,
"Each action has its opposite reaction."
Because his physics are true with all the rest
It follows, masturbation's no exception.
The diddled self when thinking of another,
Requires outcome of action, to be felt.
If she is someone's sister, w... | In spite of his years in the oncology department, arguably one of the most humbling and readying rites of passage into the world of truth there are, nothing had quite prepared Dr. Callender to tell Chloë Grace Moretz's parents that she wasn't having seizures nor epileptic fits of any kind, let alone dying. Dread mutate... | 2016-03-12T08:12:37 | 2016-03-12T07:00:34 | 40 | 21 |
[WP] A heroin addict can see the future while she's under the influence. Friends and family continually take advantage of her gift even though it's rapidly killing her. | "Got any jet, kid?"
Ugh. I hate coming to Sanctuary. All of the settlers just hammer random walls and Mama Murphy refuses to do anything except sit in her chair asking for drugs for her "sight". Maybe I'll give her some, she might shut up.
"Okay, Mama Murphy, have some Jet."
"Thanks, kid"
I hand her a canister of je... | Jackie entered her house, slouching and rubbing her eyes as she closed the door behind her. She felt so numb, so tired, and at the family reunion next weekend, it would only get worse. She'd seen it already.
What her gift hadn't showed, however, was the scene before her. Jackie slipped around the corner into her livin... | 2016-06-28T21:42:56 | 2016-06-28T21:21:12 | 25 | 10 |
[WP] your car changes slightly to accommodate your day, the day it snows, it magically has snow tires, the day it floods, it becomes a four by four. Today you walked out the door, and it's a tank.
Edit: wow, this really blew up, thank you all for your stories, and I will try to read all of them as soon as I have some ... | "Honey"
I heard her yelling but I was still in bed. I took the day off to finish up a few things around the yard but I really wanted to sleep in to at least nine. But not now I guess...
"What?" I yelled the kind of "what" a sixteen year old yells from two rooms away.
"Come look at the car."
That car had been both... | "What? I don't...I..." I stared at disbelief. Seriously, if I told you my car could change itself to accommodate me to the best that it can for whatever remains on the road, you wouldn't believe me. My normal wake up schedule for the work day is get up at four A.M, take a shower and do...other hygienic nuances while in... | 2016-12-06T12:12:53 | 2016-12-06T11:44:47 | 29 | 13 |
[WP] You are so focused on listening to music and browsing reddit on your phone, that you walk in to hostage situation in a Starbucks. | At first, Blake thought the yells telling him to get down came from the new Skrillex album that he was listening too. Oddly enough, The yells were perfectly synced to the bass drops. Satisfied with what he was hearing, he added the song to his play list. As he was opening r/news on his phone he was pistol wiped and swi... | Daniel looked up to find six faces - 2 concealed by balaclavas, 4 concealed only by anxiety - staring back at him.
"You there!" called one of the balaclavas. It was a male voice, confirmed by the thick eyebrows which were currently pushed together so tightly that they were barely distinct. He was standing behind the c... | 2016-12-22T19:42:50 | 2016-12-22T16:07:51 | 41 | 24 |
[WP] Santa Claus is retiring... For years, he had already been searching for his successor, and he finally finds the perfect candidate being none other than... Ron Swanson | "Mr. Swanson, thank you so much for taking the time to call me back!" laughed Santa.
"Good day. I insist you inform me how you obtained my private telephone number. I have married thrice, and have still given out my number only once," grumbled Ron Swanson.
"I know everything about you Ron!" Santa cried, "I know you ... | "No one appreciates the wonderful toys I craft like you Mr.Swanson, it's a lost art!" The man tapped his belly, ruffling crumbs off his jacket, a waste of a perfectly good cookie if Ron ever saw such a thing.
"This feels like kindness, I'm not much for that. Besides how much creation I'd be doing," Ron snapped off a p... | 2016-12-22T23:30:05 | 2016-12-22T20:41:37 | 308 | 29 |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | Grandpa and I walked into the entrance of St Mary’s hospital. In the ever-bustling reception area, Healers strode purposefully in all directions. We made straight for the elevator, heading to the Geriatric Unit on level 4. As the elevator door opened, I saw a young boy sitting in a wheelchair who was being pushed by- w... | I dreamt about wolves.
I was walking through the house, my house, the house I grew up in. I was six, but I held a 12 gauge shotgun in my tiny little hands. Grandma comes into the room.
"Lisa, now, what did I tell you about playing carefully?" She smiles kindly, and takes the gun from my hands. I protest a little, bu... | 2017-02-18T06:37:10 | 2017-02-18T06:36:54 | 773 | 16 |
[WP] You crash land onto a planet where everyone is weak as hell and everything is made of soft material like cardboard and styrofoam etc. You, a regular person, are essentially their superhuman. | It's been 3 years since I've landed here on Vandu. Long story short, I arrived here through falling into a space-time portal in the school’s football field. I wouldn’t say I miss Earth, there really wasn’t much for me to miss anyway, being an average student, socially awkward, constantly bullied and bad at sports. Than... | "The stars flew past me like little cosmic pebbles as I helplessly careened through space, my escape pod destined to become my coffin.
In desperation, I tried to radio the mother ship, but to no avail. A faulty ship? Sabotage? A mistake on my part? Unfortunately, it looks like no one can say for sure, although it's st... | 2017-03-26T20:59:04 | 2017-03-26T17:32:20 | 421 | 34 |
[WP] HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Every year your mysterious Uncle Rick has sent you a birthday package. Once, it was a DVD, 2 years before DVD's were invented. This year, the box contains what looks like a 2020 iPhone, but the most interesting thing is the wadded up newspapers used to cushion it.
It's my birthday. Five decades. P... | Actually Uncle Rick wasn’t my uncle. He was my Great Uncle. Or some other distant relative, actually my relationship with him wasn’t very clear to me. I had never seen him in person, but I felt like I knew him quite well. The voice he used in the letters he sent me felt very familiar, the jokes he made I could have mad... | “Uncle Rick, this is Nicky. We really have to talk. I’m not sure you’re getting my messages, I’ve been trying to leave you a voicemail, but I can’t figure out all the settings on this thing. Whatever. Its really important. Call me back.” Nicky hung up the phone.
Nicky sighed as he sat down in his cramped Brookly... | 2017-07-17T14:02:47 | 2017-07-17T13:01:19 | 23 | 14 |
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