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as "Zabini, Blaise," was made a Slytherin. Professor McGonagall rolled |
up her scroll and took the Sorting Hat away. |
Harry looked down at his empty gold plate. He had only just realized how |
hungry he was. The pumpkin pasties seemed ages ago. |
Albus Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. He was beaming at the students, |
his arms opened wide, as if nothing could have pleased him more than to |
see them all there. |
"Welcome," he said. "Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin |
our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! |
Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! |
"Thank you!" |
He sat back down. Everybody clapped and cheered. Harry didn't know |
whether to laugh or not. |
"Is he -- a bit mad?" he asked Percy uncertainly. |
"Mad?" said Percy airily. "He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But |
he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?" |
Harry's mouth fell open. The dishes in front of him were now piled with |
food. He had never seen so many things he liked to eat on one table: |
roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon |
and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, Yorkshire pudding, |
peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, peppermint |
humbugs. |
The Dursleys had never exactly starved Harry, but he'd never been |
allowed to eat as much as he liked. Dudley had always taken anything |
that Harry really wanted, even if It made him sick. Harry piled his |
plate with a bit of everything except the peppermints and began to eat. |
It was all delicious. |
"That does look good," said the ghost in the ruff sadly, watching Harry |
cut up his steak, |
"Can't you --?" |
I haven't eaten for nearly four hundred years," said the ghost. "I don't |
need to, of course, but one does miss it. I don't think I've in troduced |
myself? Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington at your service. Resident ghost |
of Gryffindor Tower." |
"I know who you are!" said Ron suddenly. "My brothers told me about you |
-- you're Nearly Headless Nick!" |
"I would prefer you to call me Sir Nicholas de Mimsy --" the ghost began |
stiffly, but sandy-haired Seamus Finnigan interrupted. |
"Nearly Headless? How can you be nearly headless?" |
Sir Nicholas looked extremely miffed, as if their little chat wasn't |
going at all the way he wanted. |
"Like this," he said irritably. He seized his left ear and pulled. His |
whole head swung off his neck and fell onto his shoulder as if it was on |
a hinge. Someone had obviously tried to behead him, but not done it |
properly. Looking pleased at the stunned looks on their faces, Nearly |
Headless Nick flipped his head back onto his neck, coughed, and said, |
"So -- new Gryffindors! I hope you're going to help us win the house |
championship this year? Gryffindors have never gone so long without |
winning. Slytherins have got the cup six years in a row! The Bloody |
Baron's becoming almost unbearable -- he's the Slytherin ghost." |
Harry looked over at the Slytherin table and saw a horrible ghost |
sitting there, with blank staring eyes, a gaunt face, and robes stained |
with silver blood. He was right next to Malfoy who, Harry was pleased to |
see, didn't look too pleased with the seating arrangements. |
"How did he get covered in blood?" asked Seamus with great interest. |
"I've never asked," said Nearly Headless Nick delicately. |
When everyone had eaten as much as they could, the remains of the food |
faded from the plates, leaving them sparkling clean as before. A moment |
later the desserts appeared. Blocks of ice cream in every flavor you |
could think of, apple pies, treacle tarts, chocolate eclairs and jam |
doughnuts, trifle, strawberries, Jell-O, rice pudding -- " |
As Harry helped himself to a treacle tart, the talk turned to their |
families. |
"I'm half-and-half," said Seamus. "Me dad's a Muggle. Mom didn't tell |
him she was a witch 'til after they were married. Bit of a nasty shock |
for him." |
The others laughed. |
"What about you, Neville?" said Ron. |
"Well, my gran brought me up and she's a witch," said Neville, "but the |
family thought I was all- Muggle for ages. My Great Uncle Algie kept |
trying to catch me off my guard and force some magic out of me -- he |
pushed me off the end of Blackpool pier once, I nearly drowned -- but |
nothing happened until I was eight. Great Uncle Algie came round for |
dinner, and he was hanging me out of an upstairs window by the ankles |
when my Great Auntie Enid offered him a meringue and he accidentally let |
go. But I bounced -- all the way down the garden and into the road. They |
were all really pleased, Gran was crying, she was so happy. And you |
should have seen their faces when I got in here -- they thought I might |
not be magic enough to come, you see. Great Uncle Algie was so pleased |
he bought me my toad." |
On Harry's other side, Percy Weasley and Hermione were talking about |
lessons ("I do hope they start right away, there's so much to learn, I'm |
particularly interested in Transfiguration, you know, turning something |
into something else, of course, it's supposed to be very difficult-"; |
"You'll be starting small, just matches into needles and that sort of |
thing -- "). |
Harry, who was starting to feel warm and sleepy, looked up at |
the High Table again. Hagrid was drinking deeply from his goblet. |
Professor McGonagall was talking to Professor Dumbledore. Professor |
Quirrell, in his absurd turban, was talking to a teacher with greasy |
black hair, a hooked nose, and sallow skin. |
It happened very suddenly. The hook-nosed teacher looked past Quirrell's |
turban straight into Harry's eyes -- and a sharp, hot pain shot across |
the scar on Harry's forehead. |
"Ouch!" Harry clapped a hand to his head. |
"What is it?" asked Percy. |
"N-nothing." |
The pain had gone as quickly as it had come. Harder to shake off was the |
feeling Harry had gotten from the teacher's look -- a feeling that he |
didn't like Harry at all. |
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