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"Get the mail, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon from behind his paper. |
"Make Harry get it." |
"Get the mail, Harry." |
"Make Dudley get it." |
"Poke him with your Smelting stick, Dudley." |
Harry dodged the Smelting stick and went to get the mail. Three things |
lay on the doormat: a postcard from Uncle Vernon's sister Marge, who was |
vacationing on the Isle of Wight, a brown envelope that looked like a |
bill, and -- a letter for Harry. |
Harry picked it up and stared at it, his heart twanging like a giant |
elastic band. No one, ever, in his whole life, had written to him. Who |
would? He had no friends, no other relatives -- he didn't belong to the |
library, so he'd never even got rude notes asking for books back. Yet |
here it was, a letter, addressed so plainly there could be no mistake: |
Mr. H. Potter |
The Cupboard under the Stairs |
4 Privet Drive |
Little Whinging |
Surrey |
The envelope was thick and heavy, made of yellowish parchment, and the |
address was written in emerald-green ink. There was no stamp. |
Turning the envelope over, his hand trembling, Harry saw a purple wax |
seal bearing a coat of arms; a lion, an eagle, a badger, and a snake |
surrounding a large letter H. |
"Hurry up, boy!" shouted Uncle Vernon from the kitchen. "What are you |
doing, checking for letter bombs?" He chuckled at his own joke. |
Harry went back to the kitchen, still staring at his letter. He handed |
Uncle Vernon the bill and the postcard, sat down, and slowly began to |
open the yellow envelope. |
Uncle Vernon ripped open the bill, snorted in disgust, and flipped over |
the postcard. |
"Marge's ill," he informed Aunt Petunia. "Ate a funny whelk. --." |
"Dad!" said Dudley suddenly. "Dad, Harry's got something!" |
Harry was on the point of unfolding his letter, which was written on the |
same heavy parchment as the envelope, when it was jerked sharply out of |
his hand by Uncle Vernon. |
"That's mine!" said Harry, trying to snatch it back. |
"Who'd be writing to you?" sneered Uncle Vernon, shaking the letter open |
with one hand and glancing at it. His face went from red to green faster |
than a set of traffic lights. And it didn't stop there. Within seconds |
it was the grayish white of old porridge. |
"P-P-Petunia!" he gasped. |
Dudley tried to grab the letter to read it, but Uncle Vernon held it |
high out of his reach. Aunt Petunia took it curiously and read the first |
line. For a moment it looked as though she might faint. She clutched her |
throat and made a choking noise. |
"Vernon! Oh my goodness -- Vernon!" |
They stared at each other, seeming to have forgotten that Harry and |
Dudley were still in the room. Dudley wasn't used to being ignored. He |
gave his father a sharp tap on the head with his Smelting stick. |
"I want to read that letter," he said loudly. want to read it," said |
Harry furiously, "as it's mine." |
"Get out, both of you," croaked Uncle Vernon, stuffing the letter back |
inside its envelope. |
Harry didn't move. |
I WANT MY LETTER!" he shouted. |
"Let me see it!" demanded Dudley. |
"OUT!" roared Uncle Vernon, and he took both Harry and Dudley by the |
scruffs of their necks and threw them into the hall, slamming the |
kitchen door behind them. Harry and Dudley promptly had a furious but |
silent fight over who would listen at the keyhole; Dudley won, so Harry, |
his glasses dangling from one ear, lay flat on his stomach to listen at |
the crack between door and floor. |
"Vernon," Aunt Petunia was saying in a quivering voice, "look at the |
address -- how could they possibly know where he sleeps? You don't think |
they're watching the house?" |
"Watching -- spying -- might be following us," muttered Uncle Vernon |
wildly. |
"But what should we do, Vernon? Should we write back? Tell them we don't |
want --" |
Harry could see Uncle Vernon's shiny black shoes pacing up and down the |
kitchen. |
"No," he said finally. "No, we'll ignore it. If they don't get an |
answer... Yes, that's best... we won't do anything.... |
"But --" |
"I'm not having one in the house, Petunia! Didn't we swear when we took |
him in we'd stamp out that dangerous nonsense?" |
That evening when he got back from work, Uncle Vernon did something he'd |
never done before; he visited Harry in his cupboard. |
"Where's my letter?" said Harry, the moment Uncle Vernon had squeezed |
through the door. "Who's writing to me?" |
"No one. it was addressed to you by mistake," said Uncle Vernon shortly. |
"I have burned it." |
"It was not a mistake," said Harry angrily, "it had my cupboard on it." |
"SILENCE!" yelled Uncle Vernon, and a couple of spiders fell from the |
ceiling. He took a few deep breaths and then forced his face into a |
smile, which looked quite painful. |
"Er -- yes, Harry -- about this cupboard. Your aunt and I have been |
thinking... you're really getting a bit big for it... we think it might |
be nice if you moved into Dudley's second bedroom. |
"Why?" said Harry. |
"Don't ask questions!" snapped his uncle. "Take this stuff upstairs, |
now." |
The Dursleys' house had four bedrooms: one for Uncle Vernon and Aunt |
Petunia, one for visitors (usually Uncle Vernon's sister, Marge), one |
where Dudley slept, and one where Dudley kept all the toys and things |
that wouldn't fit into his first bedroom. It only took Harry one trip |
upstairs to move everything he owned from the cupboard to this room. He |
sat down on the bed and stared around him. Nearly everything in here was |
broken. The month-old video camera was lying on top of a small, working |
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