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ham
Hasn't that been the pattern recently crap weekends?
ham
I have a sore throat. It's scratches when I talk
ham
Yes da. Any plm at ur office
ham
Are you not around or just still asleep? :V
ham
Lol you forgot it eh ? Yes, I'll bring it in babe
ham
Its good, we'll find a way
ham
Can not use foreign stamps in this country. Good lecture .
ham
Yup bathe liao...
ham
HAPPY NEW YEAR MY NO.1 MAN
ham
OH MR SHEFFIELD! You wanna play THAT game, okay. You're the boss and I'm the nanny. You give me a raise and I'll give YOU one!!
ham
ZOE IT JUST HIT ME 2 IM FUCKING SHITIN MYSELF IL DEFO TRY MY HARDEST 2 CUM 2MOROW LUV U MILLIONS LEKDOG
ham
Hello baby, did you get back to your mom's ? Are you setting up the computer now ? Filling your belly ? How goes it loverboy ? I miss you already ... *sighs*
ham
No my blankets are sufficient, thx
ham
naughty little thought: 'its better to flirt, flirt n flirt, rather than loving someone n gettin hurt, hurt n hurt...:-) Gud nyt
ham
Edison has rightly said, \A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer\" Now you know why all of us are speechless during ViVa.. GM
ham
They just talking thats it de. They wont any other.
ham
Today am going to college so am not able to atten the class.
ham
I'm in class. Will holla later
ham
Mmm thats better now i got a roast down me! iåÕd b better if i had a few drinks down me 2! Good indian?
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ham
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ham
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ham
I walked an hour 2 c u! doesnåÕt that show I care y wont u believe im serious?
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ham
Are you available for soiree on June 3rd?
ham
Do u noe wat time e place dat sells 4d closes?
ham
I got another job! The one at the hospital doing data analysis or something, starts on monday! Not sure when my thesis will got finished
ham
Jay's getting really impatient and belligerent
ham
HIYA COMIN 2 BRISTOL 1 ST WEEK IN APRIL. LES GOT OFF + RUDI ON NEW YRS EVE BUT I WAS SNORING.THEY WERE DRUNK! U BAK AT COLLEGE YET? MY WORK SENDS INK 2 BATH.
ham
I'm at work. Please call
ham
Then u drive lor.
ham
Ard 515 like dat. Y?
ham
Tell me they're female :V how're you throwing in? We're deciding what all to get now
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ham
I'm working technical support :)voice process.networking field.
ham
I might come to kerala for 2 days.so you can be prepared to take a leave once i finalise .dont plan any travel during my visit.need to finish urgent works.
ham
Ok. Not sure what time tho as not sure if can get to library before class. Will try. See you at some point! Have good eve.
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ham
That's fine, I'll bitch at you about it later then
ham
No my mum went 2 dentist.
ham
Once free call me sir. I am waiting for you.
ham
Meeting u is my work. . . Tel me when shall i do my work tomorrow
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ham
Jus finish bathing...
ham
alright, I'll make sure the car is back tonight
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ham
Lul im gettin some juicy gossip at the hospital. Two nurses are talking about how fat they are gettin. And one thinks shes obese. Oyea.
ham
Aight ill get on fb in a couple minutes
ham
Oi. Ami parchi na re. Kicchu kaaj korte iccha korche na. Phone ta tul na. Plz. Plz.
ham
Where can download clear movies. Dvd copies.
ham
Yep, by the pretty sculpture
ham
Convey my regards to him
ham
Me too watching surya movie only. . .after 6 pm vijay movie POKKIRI
ham
You tell what happen dont behave like this to me. Ok no need to say
ham
Can u get pic msgs to your phone?
ham
Send to someone else :-)
ham
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!
ham
For me the love should start with attraction.i should feel that I need her every time around me.she should be the first thing which comes in my thoughts.I would start the day and end it with her.she should be there every time I dream.love will be then when my every breath has her name.my life should happen around her.m...
ham
FR'NDSHIP is like a needle of a clock. Though V r in d same clock, V r nt able 2 met. Evn if V meet,itz only 4few seconds. Bt V alwys stay conected. Gud 9t;-)
ham
I don't think he has spatula hands!
ham
You can never do NOTHING
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ham
Goodmorning today i am late for <DECIMAL> min.
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ham
Please da call me any mistake from my side sorry da. Pls da goto doctor.
ham
Where r we meeting?
ham
Well the weather in cali's great. But its complexities are great. You need a car to move freely, its taxes are outrageous. But all in all its a great place. The sad part is i missing home.
ham
Now only i reached home. . . I am very tired now. . I will come tomorro
ham
Ryder unsold.now gibbs.
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ham
Don't fret. I'll buy the ovulation test strips and send them to you. You wont get them til like march. Can you send me your postal address.u'll be alright.Okay.
ham
NO GIFTS!! You trying to get me to throw myself off a cliff or something?
ham
Been up to ne thing interesting. Did you have a good birthday? When are u wrking nxt? I started uni today.
ham
You busy or can I come by at some point and figure out what we're doing tomorrow
ham
Yeah go on then, bored and depressed sittin waitin for phone to ring... Hope the wind drops though, scary
ham
Black shirt n blue jeans... I thk i c Ì_...
ham
Aiyah sorry lor... I watch tv watch until i forgot 2 check my phone.
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ham
on hen night. Going with a swing
ham
Good afternoon, my love. How goes your day ? What are you up to ? I woke early and am online waiting for you ... Hmmm ... Italian boy is online I see . *grins*
ham
From someone not to smoke when every time I've smoked in the last two weeks is because of you calling or texting me that you wanted to smoke
ham
No you'll just get a headache trying to figure it out. U can trust me to do the math. I promise. O:-)
ham
S s..first time..dhoni rocks...
ham
Ok ill tell the company
ham
Awesome, think we can get an 8th at usf some time tonight?
ham
So that means you still think of teju
ham
No I'm good for the movie, is it ok if I leave in an hourish?
ham
No no:)this is kallis home ground.amla home town is durban:)
ham
So lets make it saturday or monday as per convenience.
ham
Hey... What time is your driving on fri? We go for evaluation on fri?
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ham
I'm going 4 lunch now wif my family then aft dat i go str 2 orchard lor.
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ham
Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan
ham
Good morning princess! How are you?
ham
Aiyar sorry lor forgot 2 tell u...