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ham
The last thing i ever wanted to do was hurt you. And i didn't think it would have. You'd laugh, be embarassed, delete the tag and keep going. But as far as i knew, it wasn't even up. The fact that you even felt like i would do it to hurt you shows you really don't know me at all. It was messy wednesday, but it wasn't b...
ham
I'll let you know when it kicks in
ham
You call him now ok i said call him
ham
Call to the number which is available in appointment. And ask to connect the call to waheed fathima.
ham
Or Ì_ go buy wif him then i meet Ì_ later can?
ham
Mmmm ... Fuck ... Not fair ! You know my weaknesses ! *grins* *pushes you to your knee's* *exposes my belly and pulls your head to it* Don't forget ... I know yours too *wicked smile*
ham
Today my system sh get ready.all is well and i am also in the deep well
ham
Mom wants to know where you at
ham
Aight, I'll text you when I'm back
ham
Dont know supports ass and srt i thnk. I think ps3 can play through usb too
ham
Oh ok i didnt know what you meant. Yep i am baby jontin
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ham
This pen thing is beyond a joke. Wont a Biro do? Don't do a masters as can't do this ever again!
ham
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ham
Just seeing your missed call my dear brother. Do have a gr8 day.
ham
Ok.. ÌÏ finishing soon?
ham
Sorry, I can't help you on this.
ham
Come to me, slave. Your doing it again ... Going into your shell and unconsciously avoiding me ... You are making me unhappy :-(
ham
I love your ass! Do you enjoy doggy style? :)
ham
I think asking for a gym is the excuse for lazy people. I jog.
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ham
No. On the way home. So if not for the long dry spell the season would have been over
ham
I gotta collect da car at 6 lei.
ham
Ok but knackered. Just came home and went to sleep! Not good at this full time work lark.
ham
Probably earlier than that if the station's where I think it is
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ham
Uh, heads up we don't have THAT much left
ham
I tot u outside cos darren say u come shopping. Of course we nice wat. We jus went sim lim look at mp3 player.
ham
Aight, sounds good. When do you want me to come down?
ham
Wat would u like 4 ur birthday?
ham
I love working from home :)
ham
And miss vday the parachute and double coins??? U must not know me very well...
ham
My sister got placed in birla soft da:-)
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ham
Wah... Okie okie... Muz make use of e unlimited... Haha...
ham
There're some people by mu, I'm at the table by lambda
ham
And stop being an old man. You get to build snowman snow angels and snowball fights.
ham
ELLO BABE U OK?
ham
Hello beautiful r u ok? I've kinda ad a row wiv and he walked out the pub?? I wanted a night wiv u Miss u
ham
Then u going ikea str aft dat?
ham
Becoz its <#> jan whn al the post ofice is in holiday so she cn go fr the post ofice...got it duffer
ham
Lol grr my mom is taking forever with my prescription. Pharmacy is like 2 minutes away. Ugh.
ham
For real tho this sucks. I can't even cook my whole electricity is out. And I'm hungry.
ham
You want to go?
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ham
Its not that time of the month nor mid of the time?
ham
Fffff. Can you text kadeem or are you too far gone
ham
We not leaving yet. Ok lor then we go elsewhere n eat. U thk...
ham
Is fujitsu s series lifebook good?
ham
Yar i wanted 2 scold u yest but late already... I where got zhong se qing you? If u ask me b4 he ask me then i'll go out w u all lor. N u still can act so real.
ham
Dont know you bring some food
ham
No current and food here. I am alone also
ham
I'll be in sch fr 4-6... I dun haf da book in sch... It's at home...
ham
Hello. They are going to the village pub at 8 so either come here or there accordingly. Ok?
ham
Ok
ham
We don call like <#> times oh. No give us hypertension oh.
ham
Dont give a monkeys wot they think and i certainly don't mind. Any friend of mine&all that! Just don't sleep wiv , that wud be annoyin!
ham
Omg it could snow here tonite!
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ham
Carry on not disturbing both of you
ham
What pa tell me.. I went to bath:-)
ham
Jus finished avatar nigro
ham
R u over scratching it?
ham
Hope you are having a great day.
ham
Did either of you have any idea's? Do you know of anyplaces doing something?
ham
My planning usually stops at \find hella weed
ham
The fact that you're cleaning shows you know why i'm upset. Your priority is constantly \what i want to do
ham
Excellent! Are you ready to moan and scream in ecstasy?
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ham
Dude avatar 3d was imp. At one point i thought there were actually flies in the room and almost tried hittng one as a reflex
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ham
K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
ham
I got lousy sleep. I kept waking up every 2 hours to see if my cat wanted to come in. I worry about him when its cold :(
ham
Yeah, I'll leave in a couple minutes & let you know when I get to mu
ham
Can Ì_ call me at 10:10 to make sure dat i've woken up...
ham
Hey we can go jazz power yoga hip hop kb and yogasana
ham
The battery is for mr adewale my uncle. Aka Egbon
ham
Wait 2 min..stand at bus stop
ham
Oh ic. I thought you meant mary jane.
ham
Haha... Really oh no... How? Then will they deduct your lesson tmr?
ham
Nah im goin 2 the wrks with j wot bout u?
ham
Then just eat a shit and wait for ur monkey face bitch.......... U asshole..................
ham
Good night. Am going to sleep.
ham
Aight I'll grab something to eat too, text me when you're back at mu
ham
Take something for pain. If it moves however to any side in the next 6hrs see a doctor.
ham
Lol ... Oh no babe, I wont be sliding into your place after midnight, but thanks for the invite
ham
Howz that persons story
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ham
LOL that would be awesome payback.
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ham
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ham
Thanks. It was only from tescos but quite nice. All gone now. Speak soon
ham
What's a feathery bowa? Is that something guys have that I don't know about?
ham
Even i cant close my eyes you are in me our vava playing umma :-D
ham
2 laptop... I noe infra but too slow lar... I wan fast one