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ham
Fwiw the reason I'm only around when it's time to smoke is that because of gas I can only afford to be around when someone tells me to be and that apparently only happens when somebody wants to light up
ham
Hello, my boytoy! I made it home and my constant thought is of you, my love. I hope your having a nice visit but I can't wait till you come home to me ...*kiss*
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Congrats kano..whr s the treat maga?
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Who u talking about?
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Yup...
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U wake up already? Wat u doing? U picking us up later rite? I'm taking sq825, reaching ard 7 smth 8 like dat. U can check e arrival time. C ya soon...
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Yunny i'm walking in citylink now Ì_ faster come down... Me very hungry...
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Er yep sure. Props?
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Hiya , have u been paying money into my account? If so, thanks. Got a pleasant surprise when i checked my balance -u c, i don't get statements 4 that acc
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Ok ill send you with in <DECIMAL> ok.
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Bognor it is! Should be splendid at this time of year.
ham
Yes.i'm in office da:)
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Ok. I only ask abt e movie. U wan ktv oso?
ham
Misplaced your number and was sending texts to your old number. Wondering why i've not heard from you this year. All the best in your mcat. Got this number from my atlanta friends
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Dunno lei... I might b eatin wif my frens... If Ì_ wan to eat then i wait 4 Ì_ lar
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Do u noe how 2 send files between 2 computers?
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Mmmmm ... I loved waking to your words this morning ! I miss you too, my Love. I hope your day goes well and you are happy. I wait for us to be together again
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jay says he'll put in <#>
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Can you just come in for a sec? There's somebody here I want you to see
ham
So the sun is anti sleep medicine.
ham
What's happening with you. Have you gotten a job and have you begun registration for permanent residency
ham
Yup ok...
ham
Glad it went well :) come over at 11 then we'll have plenty of time before claire goes to work.
ham
Ok enjoy . R u there in home.
ham
Can you pls pls send me a mail on all you know about relatives coming to deliver here? All you know about costs, risks, benefits and anything else. Thanks.
ham
You do what all you like
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That's y we haf to combine n c how lor...
ham
The monthly amount is not that terrible and you will not pay anything till 6months after finishing school.
ham
Hmmm:)how many players selected?
ham
They said if its gonna snow, it will start around 8 or 9 pm tonite! They are predicting an inch of accumulation.
ham
I dont. Can you send it to me. Plus how's mode.
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Aiyo please Ì_ got time meh.
ham
Package all your programs well
ham
She is our sister.. She belongs 2 our family.. She is d hope of tomorrow.. Pray 4 her,who was fated 4 d Shoranur train incident. Lets hold our hands together & fuelled by love & concern prior 2 her grief & pain. Pls join in dis chain & pass it. STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN.
ham
So are you guys asking that i get that slippers again or its gone with last year
ham
Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:)
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ham
Honestly i've just made a lovely cup of tea and promptly dropped my keys in it and then burnt my fingers getting them out!
ham
Yup but not studying surfing lor. I'm in e lazy mode today.
ham
Please sen :)my kind advice :-)please come here and try:-)
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I'm done. C Ì_ there.
ham
Oh fine, I'll be by tonight
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ÌÏ give me some time to walk there.
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I'll reach in ard 20 mins ok...
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ham
Fuck babe ... What happened to you ? How come you never came back?
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ham
Some friends want me to drive em someplace, probably take a while
ham
I also thk too fast... Xy suggest one not me. U dun wan it's ok. Going 2 rain leh where got gd.
ham
Are you still getting the goods.
ham
And maybe some pressies
ham
Yeah I am, so I'll leave maybe 7ish?
ham
I told her I had a Dr appt next week. She thinks I'm gonna die. I told her its just a check. Nothing to be worried about. But she didn't listen.
ham
You in your room? I need a few
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I dont want to hear anything
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Hey. For me there is no leave on friday. Wait i will ask my superior and tell you..
ham
Ultimately tor motive tui achieve korli.
ham
From 5 to 2 only my work timing.
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‰Û_ and don‰Û÷t worry we‰Û÷ll have finished by march ‰Û_ ish!
ham
The house is on the water with a dock, a boat rolled up with a newscaster who dabbles in jazz flute behind the wheel
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ham
Now thats going to ruin your thesis!
ham
In sch but neva mind u eat 1st lor..
ham
Hey whats up? U sleeping all morning?
ham
Erm. I thought the contract ran out the4th of october.
ham
I dunno until when... Lets go learn pilates...
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ham
Yup i'm elaborating on the safety aspects and some other issues..
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ham
Goodmorning, today i am late for 1hr.
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Hi happy birthday. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
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I will be outside office take all from there
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If you don't respond imma assume you're still asleep and imma start calling n shit
ham
Aight, see you in a bit
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My superior telling that friday is leave for all other department except ours:)so it will be leave for you:)any way call waheed fathima hr and conform it:)
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ham
Lol I have to take it. member how I said my aunt flow didn't visit for 6 months? It's cause I developed ovarian cysts. Bc is the only way to shrink them.
ham
Still work going on:)it is very small house.
ham
My friend just got here and says he's upping his order by a few grams (he's got $ <#> ), when can you get here?
ham
Tmr timin still da same wat cos i got lesson until 6...
ham
That‰Û÷s the thing with apes, u can fight to the death to keep something, but the minute they have it when u let go, thats it!
ham
No i'm not gonna be able to. || too late notice. || i'll be home in a few weeks anyway. || what are the plans
ham
Got fujitsu, ibm, hp, toshiba... Got a lot of model how to say...
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Okie... Thanx...
ham
Gosh that , what a pain. Spose I better come then.
ham
As usual..iam fine, happy & doing well..:)
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Okie
ham
So when you gonna get rimac access
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\Im at arestaurant eating squid! i will be out about 10:30 wanna dosomething or is that to late?\""
ham
You call times job today ok umma and ask them to speed up
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ham
R U &SAM P IN EACHOTHER. IF WE MEET WE CAN GO 2 MY HOUSE
ham
:-) yeah! Lol. Luckily i didn't have a starring role like you!
ham
Hello madam how are you ?
ham
Awesome, text me when you're restocked
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Yes. It's all innocent fun. O:-)