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I live in SF and much more senior software developers get paid that, but a 25 year old with no degree doesn't get $330K in cash comp unless they have some really rare skills or joined a well-funded startup early on.
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I assume he's talking TC |
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Alibaba is popular in europe and we are not putting any tarrifs on them
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We call you europoors for a reason. |
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Shit, might as well buy Chevy or FCA for that experience and you at least don’t have to use a fucking tablet for basic car functions
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If the model 3 loses power, say in an accident, you cannot open the rear passenger doors without removing the speaker panel and pulling a hidden release cable
Edit, a... |
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fuck off 10 yo
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Fuck you |
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Hope you didn't sell it yet
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Fortunately, I did not. I sold it later when the dump started to happen and unloaded my calls at break even. |
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well done bro, don't blow it all and make sure to set some aside for taxes.
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I want proof you didn't pass the line or I want you banned. |
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It's valid points. The CEO mentioned on the earnings call instead of China importing from USA they will just go to other countries instead that don't have tariffs with them. Yes there will be increased prices and in the end the consumer will be paying those prices.
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Apparently that doesn't work with soy... |
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That's me!!
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Please tell me you did both, I need someone else to lose twice in a day to make me feel better. |
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If you bought SQ then yes.
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If you bought MU and turn your phone upside-down then also yes. |
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Because of China news and FUD. If you believe this FUD then sell and buy puts. If you believe in their earnings and the CEO, then you invest and buy calls.
Pretty simple. Whoever is right makes the big bucks. Have conviction and stick to it. Everything else is noise.
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Got news for you, China news is... |
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You're crazy. RIP.
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I bought a cheap one at 22.10. Its hard to believe its gonna keep skyrocketing with no hesitation |
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[https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/07/options\_beat\_market.asp](https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/07/options_beat_market.asp)
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ty! |
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Way to jinx it bozo.
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honestly tyhis is fuicke2d |
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Check the proof link. Most of them are in there. Current positions are BKE 9/21 30 Puts and CM 9/21 100 calls.
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CM is at an ATH, you think it'll keep rising? |
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True, but I have no desire to work for salary my entire life. $2.5m buys me $100k in interest a year forever at a safe withdraw rate of 4%, enough to life comfortably almost any where in the world
The incremental stress is not worth it. The next level to shoot for is in the $50m+ range w startups
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I... |
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I am a profitable
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If I grow at a 200% growth rate,
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Guys... how do you make these cool video captions?? What software??
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I used Grindr. |
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I wouldn't say easy. I know some engineers working at Oracle in san jose that aren't making anywhere near that amount. It might be more common for the more veteran employees but certainly not a 25 year old. Which isn't to say I don't believe him, just that it isn't common.
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I dunno, I'm 26 doing dev work... |
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It's funny cause didn't goldilocks get gangraped by a family of bears?
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That's fucking hilarious. I never though of it but yes. |
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Ah, i stand corrected. Thank you
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Never ever admit your mistakes here. |
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You made the correct decision.
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Holy shit no kidding |
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Similar position here. Was planning to unload during lunch when I had some free time.
Had 180 9/7 for $4.60. Gonna hold I guess :( Hopefully things get better over the next few trading days. Glad I went for the sep calls over august.
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Similar situation here as well
I’m 182 9/7
hoping... |
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Send me some cigs
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This isn't the 90's, prison currency is instant noodles now. |
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tech/dev at a top company and you can rise through the ranks/switch between them. You can be a dev and earn a million+ but that's obviously only a few individuals at a top 5 firm.
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Yeah but he's only 25 with no degree so how did he swing that? |
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Cashed out about 5 minutes into open. Couldn't bring myself to watch it all disappear. A little salty I left some cash on the table but glad I at least didnt stubbornly hold and lose it all like my current TSLA 8/24 $332.5p
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Absolutely a good decision. I did the same thing. Took my meager profit and ran. |
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It’s an asian joke man lol. Avg doctor makes $140k after 4 years of med school and 2 year of residency. Feels bad.
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And don't forget those loan payments... |
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So you're saying to wait 3 days to play BABA, for example. Do what?
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I assume If you're playing earnings, wait 3 days to sell your puts/calls/whatever. Unless you have a profit you're comfortable with, then take that and run. |
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That's a whole order of nuggets. Hardly worth the trade now, fuck.
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$TNDYS |
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Did you base your entire assessment on a single video and nothing else? Because that’s the only non-delusional way to arrive at your conclusion.
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I think he misunderstood your post and thought you were trying to imply that 'Nobody is saying a recession is coming' when you said 'Not true at all'
That... |
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Those are super fags
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Should I sell at 200% or wait til it expires Friday? - Uber faggots |
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they already are worthless... what is the volume there?
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just him |
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Sad to say I got some |
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Well the interns are making 80k which is double my current salary so I'd be completely happy with that but If I can get more, shit why not. Where do I find said interview questions? Are you talking generic interview questions or software specific?
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Idk the site that OP used but leetcode(dot)com is a grea... |
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Ha I would be a true WSBer if it was 500k, but no just 500 dollars.
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And you started in June? |
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I've been considering this route, but what are some good boot camps? I live around Los Angeles if it helps.
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You most likely have to move, as I did. NYC and San Fransisco are the hubs for these things. I like nyc because the job market is a lot more forgiving to entry level. I went with app academy, othe... |
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I know, I realized after the fact, but that guy was a dick hole. It could have been genuine based on opening price and selling the calls at open
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There still wouldn’t be a reason to be sad today about NVDA calls. |
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As long as it's not an 8/24 expiry, he's fine
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But it is, so it's not fine |
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Actually no lol
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The fuck else can you even get expelled for then? It's a pretty short list. |
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I want proof you didn't pass the line or I want you banned.
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That is a craps reference and not a 'crossing the line' one. |
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Is there something glaringly wrong with it?
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No, but you're more likely to get shit on than get advice here. |
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How'd that work out for you?
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They didn’t steal my gains |
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Where I work it's an internal war.
One set of developers (windows based) use Jira, Confluence, Fisheye and Bamboo.
The other set of developers (linux based) use FootPrints (remedy light) with GIT and Subversion.
The Jira tickets are currently imported into FootPrints for tracking purposes since th... |
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Your logic is increasingly illogical
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Fuck you |
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That works? WSJ should learn about browser fingerprinting. I'm amazed they don't already
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It doesn't work for WSJ |
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They're taking it private at 420 a share or so. If you don't believe it, you're betting that the guy who can land two rockets backwards somehow won't be able to take a company private.
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>If you don't believe it, you're betting that the guy who can't land two rockets backwards somehow won't be able to ... |
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[https://i.imgur.com/uIHUfOl.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uIHUfOl.jpg)
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Did you fucking print a copy of your positions and fax that to this sub? What kinda quality is that? |
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So 6 months ago it was $13, went up $9 since then, and despite a dip during that time, you are claiming it won't go up $1?
Lmao 😂😂😂
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I’m not claiming anything. I think it’s due for some profit taking and consolidation. Stocks don’t usually go up 120% in 4 months as a result of a non-binary decis... |
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🤷🏻♂️ well fuck me, I’m still in for calls
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Me too |
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I'm sorry, is this a bear thread in disguise or something?
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What's a bear thread? |
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Learn the fundamentals of programming and get your foot in the door at a startup. I have an English degree and make > $100k as a software developer.
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Good books/sites/programs to learn fundamentals? 🙏🏻 |
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Been losing a bit on the options game but been buying up shares of tlry, cgc and cron and they've been keeping me afloat. High hopes for october
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What options you buying brother? I have one share of Cronos and then a 10/19 expiry $40 call on CGC and that thing is printing me money. Also making a decent p... |
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Negotiations!
For real, though, unless you're falsifying your resume, it's hard to achieve that. There is absolutely a shortage of good developers, but I could hire one for $330K with a degree from CalTech and in their 30s
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How could you hire one if you are a barista at Starbucks though my dude? |
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There is still a lot of time. I don't know if you bought in when it was 2% but there is probably going to be a selloff at the end of the day to protect profits at new ATH
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Climbed in the last ten minutes. |
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Do keep up:
https://www.techrepublic.com/article/google-apple-among-15-top-companies-where-you-can-get-hired-without-a-college-degree/
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Yeah sorry I missed that front page news from some rando website |
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1300% should do the trick
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1301% or you’re a pussy |
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Poor and uneducated
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Sorry we can’t all be born with a wooden spoon in our mouth |
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Short squeeze incoming
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It just happened you tardo |
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>never collect SS,
You have to earn credits to be able to collect social security.
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And if you earn enough to save enough to retire, you’ll probably qualify for a decent amount of it, relative to your planned retirement income |
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why isnt this the top comment?
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Because you watch trap porn |
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says the guy who posted 'I’m up 30% on TSLA 8/13 $220 puts- DO I SELL WAIT FOR ER OR BUY MORE??????' the day before Tesla started it's run to $375 lmaooooo. get fucked kid
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Good thing I sold dumbass |
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buying Friday and selling now was the best play. I hope this craters and I hope this company goes out of business. Problem is the entire sector is basically too small for any decent software company to care about it at all, so AD benefits from lack of competition and still can't run a proper business ( or make... |
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This isn't the 90's, prison currency is instant noodles now.
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Honey Buns, bitch. Do you even prison? |
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No he's the next steve job.
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RIP |
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yup you need 420m for a tesla
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Funding secured. |
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Thank you gentlesir
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You can call me gentlefag |
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Did you buy though?
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Yup, bought as much SNAP as possible. Did I follow the instructions incorrectly? |
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THOUGHTS & PRAYERS
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THOTS & PRAYERZ |
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Now that's what I'm talking about.. someone finally took profits and realized. Good.
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He has graduated this sub and can go to /r/personal finance now |
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oooooooooooof
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Yes, that's the exact sound I made the pineapple was wedged into my ass |
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> Every week if u own mu
I have AMAT so I think I beat all MU bagholders on this.
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MCHP and X call holder here... Nice try fags |
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yeah true it doesnt tie into trump at all
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Cohen's allegation specifically accuses Trump of a felony. It's not that it doesn't 'tie in' to Trump, just that due to the law and institutional policy, it won't impact trump until he's impeached, which won't happen until the next legislative session at the e... |
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Just invest in an index.
And that index is AMZN !!
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NVDA has worked out for me... |
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until earnings hit and you get called away.
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Lol, just don't write options for that week. |
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Good point, my nigga.
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Nizzle |
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Your chances are pretty good at 50%. 50% you make money, 50% you lose it
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50% he breaks even, 50% he loses it all. Perfect. |
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You're living the American dream friend.
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fuck yeah I was 20 living on a futon as a college dropout, got my shit together and worked 40hr weeks while I was in school so I could graduate without debt, finished in 3 years, and found a good niche in the accounting field
if I can do it so can anyone els... |
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Or
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B |
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Plus the premium will pay for the calls
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I sold calls. why would I have to pay for that? |
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Wow, are people expecting F to go down THAT much in the next year and a half?
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That’s not how that works |
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Well of course there will be pullbacks, but I’m talking long term. You could try to time the last three years on NVDA, or just bought ATM 6 month out calls and made bank. Now will AMD do that going forward? Unless INTC pulls a god damn miracle I say yes, it’s a good play. Try to time pull backs all you want, ... |
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I sold the put at -50% after an hour. Fuckin shmucks.
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You're actually autistic |
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woodysgamertag status, -/u/vanguard_anon
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RSK taking over wsb |
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You're fucking retarded. At least spend 20 seconds Googleing before you spew bullshit.
http://sde.ok.gov/sde/state-minimum-teacher-salary-schedule
The absolute minimum salary for for a brand new teacher in ok is 36.6k, not fucking 20.
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To be fair, both are pathetic. |
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You know that happened this week and they are reporting for Q2 right?
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Guidance. |
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You work in security probably from the sounds of this
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Security was it back in 2005-2010. |
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I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!
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Just because you say it doesn't mean anything is going to happen |
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Why don’t you like it. I use it and I think it’s great. Best sso I’ve used and have never had any big issues with it?
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You have a point, I should clarify. We moved to using both Okta AND Egnyte at the same time. And I truly despise Egnyte. Okta has been good so far. I incorrectly associated the two. |
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The horse you are talking about is also going to kill us all and ruin the planet. But yeah, at least it can be serviced by your local random service scammer on the corner, so thats a plus.
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Not everyone can afford an $80,000 vehicle that takes months to get to you for saving the world asshat. |
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E5 is literally a bullshit title that's made up by FB. Literally the only thing that matters is how much the recruiter wants you, and how many other competing offers you have. Everything else is just noise. Let people tout their titles all they want
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I have a buddy that graduated engineering from top of ... |
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Its still soaring AH. I dont regret the move to short. I regret avging down twice today. I couldve let 200 bucks burn and now I've wasted 600 considering my 9/21 20.5P are about dead.
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Exact same losses here |
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Soon to be 1 🤑 |
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AH showing decline.
So long tendies. Maybe profit taking prior to ER was best after all.
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Did you listen to the earnings call? Nothing but good news, especially for the future. If the stock does drop in the nearterm, it'll rebound. Strong hands. |
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eh.. wouldn't the needle be the other way if that was the case. I mean either way I'm excited j/s
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Im no dick expert bro. You may be right 😄 |
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No update, ban this fag for sounding so high and mighty. This is what happens when you try to go from r/wsb to r/personalfinance.
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Made an update thread. |
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Which strike are you selling?
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I sold the 4.50 strike for 0.7 |
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Are you at $150 base or total comp?
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Base |
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Yes and smuggling weed into Russia is relatively easier than North Korea. You’re already below intrinsic value
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Precisely |
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Going go over $23 after hours!
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Yolo'd some puts towards the end of the day lol fuck me |
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It's because of IV crush
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Nigga what |
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