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### Comment:
same. BIG old buy just before close
### REPLY:
Nice, I went with a 9/21 $270 call
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### Comment:
Buy high. Sell higher. Short highest.
### REPLY:
ayy
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### Comment:
August 135's are like .15 more than July ones
### REPLY:
I sold some of my July yesterday and picked up August today.
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### Comment:
It's how your name will go down in history, the prez that single-handedly caused a recession
tbh, it's quite the achievement. Like being on the Guinness world record for taking the most dicks in the ass.
Fuck you donny, why can't you announce these national FDs during weekends?
### REPLY:
Which ... |
### Comment:
Do you know where one can find a chart for the IV?
Thanks
### REPLY:
[https://www.optionseducation.org/tools/historical\_implied\_volatility.html](https://www.optionseducation.org/tools/historical_implied_volatility.html)
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### Comment:
Trade fUtUrEs and you never sleep, and get to play the overnight game rather than sit around with your thumb up your butt while you get steamrolled.
### REPLY:
Buy high Sell low at night too????
Sign me up!
### END. |
### Comment:
Is IQ launching in the Us?
Why can’t NFLX compete?
### REPLY:
i'm joking iq isn't in the us
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### Comment:
Nice, liberals will buy the shares
### REPLY:
Wtf does that even mean?
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### Comment:
You’re smart.
### REPLY:
Played 60 shares on Mu today and closed. I'm good with that today.
I'll do the same tomorrow but with calls and close everything when I see profit.. then end of day I will buy shares and play earnings with shares so I can close out after the spike. And that's how you play ... |
### Comment:
I yolo'd on it at 3:59 w/ no DD because I was pissed about losing half my portfolio to tariff bs.
### REPLY:
That's too bad.
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### Comment:
No ads w/ $11 plan.
### REPLY:
Really? I thought you still got some here and there. Thanks for three heads up.
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### Comment:
no
### REPLY:
pls
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### Comment:
Solid? EVERY dev I know hates oracle databases. But guess what contracts. I wouldn’t call it solid as much as forced.
### REPLY:
That's what I mean by solid though - contracts and the difficulty in converting to another provider. You'd have to force most companies to switch.
We don't disagree at al... |
### Comment:
It's not a net short position if I short exactly as many shares as I'm granted. I'm just shorting them all now rather than selling them in the future.
### REPLY:
Unless those shares are in your account they arent yours grants don't count for shit.
And at that point it's much less dumb to just sell th... |
### Comment:
Roll by covering the ITM position with premium collected from selling more OTM puts.
### REPLY:
But if it becomes ITM, the sold put’s premium is worth less??
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### Comment:
Bet you don't feel as bad now as you did this morning.
### REPLY:
I would have sold off this morning no doubt
### END. |
### Comment:
Speak for yourself, I could finally afford an Amazon stock.
### REPLY:
Mods ban this big shot
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### Comment:
Hindsight 20/20.
### REPLY:
Maybe even 20/10 in some cases
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### Comment:
You forgot a /s. Intel's current CPUs are thermonuclear power stations compared to AMD's Ryzen.
### REPLY:
The real tendies are over at enterprise grade CPUs. AMD's Epic lineup can warm muh yacht up and melt it at the same time. But, it's fucktons better than it's shitty ass Opteron. Lady Su gonna rock... |
### Comment:
Processor or GPU?
### REPLY:
either response would be retarded as CPU makes no noise, and GPU is manufactured by other companies with all kinds of different fan designs not specific to radeon GPU's
### END. |
### Comment:
The world might need US more than China, but the world only has to outlast Trump or even mid-terms (so about 6 months to 2.5 years). Trump is playing a staggeringly dangerous game with very short sightedness. If China/Canada/Mexico don't give in to US demands soon, this country is going to suffer more than... |
### Comment:
This guy fucks
### REPLY:
>This guy *gets fucked*
Ftfy
### END. |
### Comment:
i did not ask for the flair!!!
### REPLY:
Yeah, you just sucked a mods dick, and they knew.
### END. |
### Comment:
I figured out how to make this work. Luck can’t tell the difference between real and virtual portfolios. I have a virtual account so I make trades about where they make sense, the stock tanks, then I buy with the real one and ride it back up. Or I sell on the virtual one when I think a run is over and imme... |
### Comment:
It's like he bought and the algos went 'mother fucking retail investors get fucked' and they all started to sell
### REPLY:
that happened to me with NVDA calls this morning. I timed the top the first few minutes of open and it shit itself seconds after. I usually don't trade in the first 15 min, now I re... |
### Comment:
Try working from 10 - 10 on the west coast (VFX artist). Shit sucks after 1pm when the markets close.
### REPLY:
Holy fuck I never thought of that. If markets closed at 1 for me I'd probably ~~have most of my capital still~~ kill myself
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### Comment:
Are you my brother?
### REPLY:
Long lost twin maybe?!
### END. |
### Comment:
What makes you think there will be such a drastic change in perception within the next month? It's not like chegg is brand new. If anything I'd think you should be looking at September when schools might implement stricter policies.
### REPLY:
Because he’s trying to spread the word as much as possible aft... |
### Comment:
Cheddit
### REPLY:
Censorship?
### END. |
### Comment:
Writing OTM calls and puts and buying even more OTM calls and puts on the same expiry date. Max profit is when the price stay in between the call and the put you sold.
### REPLY:
Ohhh. Well shit that better not happen. I got calls.
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### Comment:
Holy shit reading this entire thread. People are pinning DDs on some rando's family lol.
WSB really is retail investing at it's finest.
### REPLY:
I mean if ur in weekly options does DD even matter? Probably not much
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### Comment:
Clearly this is in anticipation of earnings
### REPLY:
Not really. I just had a feeling I needed to get in and I think 58 is a great price for that. I’m long.
### END. |
### Comment:
https://benchmark.unigine.com/heaven
https://www.3dmark.com/
### REPLY:
The unigine benchmarking/testing programs are also good for stability testing your OC settings and cooling. That and the x264 stress test.
### END. |
### Comment:
buy some shares its fucking chinese netfilx bro
bought by myself will hold for a next half of the year
### REPLY:
What's the big difference between buying shares now and buying some Jan leaps?
### END. |
### Comment:
Dow was above 25k last night.
### REPLY:
Fapped a lot during that time
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### Comment:
And thus weakening the US dollar and making US goods more attractive than Chinese goods on the world market? Sounds like a good idea for an export economy to do, what could possibly go wrong. USA no longer dominate.
### REPLY:
Yeah China dumping bonds because of the trade war makes no sense in any timelin... |
### Comment:
I know that it is not going to be on Robinhood even in secondary market. I am asking if it is on Fidelity since you already have an account. My main broker doesn't seem to have it in its IPO calendar but I am not sure if it will be available on IPO day. Don't mind buying it around noon or so.
### REPLY:
H... |
### Comment:
U selling options?
### REPLY:
Yep. I’ll prob close them out tomorrow. Depends. I’m scared lol
### END. |
### Comment:
Seriously a third of the company's market cap is straight cash.
You're getting shook out before launch.
Moon bound
Edit: My bad that number is a couple weeks old as the user below pointed out. It's about a fifth of the company.
### REPLY:
Unless I’m looking at old numbers which of those h... |
### Comment:
Personally, I thought the market wouldn't take as big of a hit as it did today. I accounted for the possible trade wars, but after reading too many doom and gloom articles, I'm second guessing my original intentions. Not usually sure what happens in a trade of this caliber. Any thoughts?
### REPLY:
Are yo... |
### Comment:
Considering rolling them to later dates so I don't have get out two weeks early. But my concern is IV crush after earnings. Trying to figure out if that plunge it's option value is worth the possible upside from holding thru earnings. Usually weary of holding anything thru earnings.
### REPLY:
I feel you ... |
### Comment:
I didn't sell, I canceled the order
### REPLY:
Even worse.
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### Comment:
O
### REPLY:
T
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### Comment:
Doesnt get you under the bridge either
### REPLY:
Gets your mom under the bridge after she sees the size of my little dingy.
### END. |
### Comment:
Does that every time.
### REPLY:
Should be easy to make money on then.
### END. |
### Comment:
G
### REPLY:
A
### END. |
### Comment:
It’s far enough out you might recover. I might double down tomorrow depending on how it looks at open. MU looks much more promising of the two at the moment
### REPLY:
That was my plan too. I wired some money to my account, gonna buy some $15 July calls with that tomorrow. It’s either averaging down or di... |
### Comment:
Same, started getting really bad anxiety
### REPLY:
It's worse when you're invested in it
### END. |
### Comment:
They don’t think it be like it is but it do
### REPLY:
It really do be like that :/
### END. |
### Comment:
A
### REPLY:
G
### END. |
### Comment:
I
### REPLY:
S
### END. |
### Comment:
Tell that to the thousands of U.S. teachers with post graduate degrees who are all in teachers unions.
### REPLY:
I’m not sure that you want to know my opinion on teachers but I have met very few I consider intelligent. I’ll give you hard working but then you have places like New York that can’t fire inco... |
### Comment:
how you get that??
### REPLY:
It's a blind guess, and a bit of an exaggeration... but I mean, how much you think they'd stand to make knowing that they'd get caught eventually and go through with it anyway? Had to be double or triple what the fine was at least
### END. |
### Comment:
with a side of $MU-sho pork FD's
### REPLY:
Fuck that's good
### END. |
### Comment:
So you got cucked by a cuck, what a fag.
I'm just sour, have GE calls too hahaha
### REPLY:
Is this the sign of the great cucking to come?
### END. |
### Comment:
Wtf does that even mean?
### REPLY:
Something something brigading something something butthurt commies something latestagecapitalism pussys don’t like to get fucked by wsb dicks
### END. |
### Comment:
wonder who he sent the data too??? VW maybe or GM?
### REPLY:
sounds like a good idea for them until you realize the uber v. waymo 2.0 settlement would give tesla all the float it needs without going into more debt. what kind of data do you think some guy who got passed up for a promotion had access to an... |
### Comment:
T
### REPLY:
Y
### END. |
### Comment:
Dude, just sell it and move on.
### REPLY:
Right, sell low, conventional wisdom
### END. |
### Comment:
You know what, this is okay. Sounds like you had a rough day.
### REPLY:
My farts are now audible only as whispers of the past.
### END. |
### Comment:
If you don't own every stock of the index how are you gonna track the index ? They are indeed obligated to own every single stock in the index. I’m not quite sure but I think they are allowed to decide the allocation them self. So for example they could have 100 AAPL and 1 SNAP for Nasdaq index fund.
### ... |
### Comment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpnE6UAfbtU
Just did a paper at uni on low level computer architecture, using LC-3. If you have any specifics feel free to ask. This video seems to be in the scope of what you want to know though.
Fun fact, you can use NOR to store memory too and it theoretically h... |
### Comment:
Walmart?
### REPLY:
GE
### END. |
### Comment:
Worth it IMO.
### REPLY:
Was thinking about buying 1 or 2 of those as well. How long you think this run keeps going?
### END. |
### Comment:
Pussies. Real men internalize guilt and ruin their livers.
### REPLY:
As Jesus intended
### END. |
### Comment:
The biggest thing was reading all the news today. It was starting to freak me out haha. Gotta stay away or limit my news intake and take at least until my emotions are out of it.
### REPLY:
I only follow Tesla, and today seemed overblown
The bull case is 5k per week and the short squeeze
The bea... |
### Comment:
Autism*
### REPLY:
Optitism?
Autismism?
### END. |
### Comment:
that happened to me with NVDA calls this morning. I timed the top the first few minutes of open and it shit itself seconds after. I usually don't trade in the first 15 min, now I remember why
### REPLY:
Yeah, I timed out perfectly to buy AMD calls yesterday at HOD and DIS puts at LOD
### END. |
### Comment:
HFTs.
They have the ability to cancel orders.
Still, the pulling of those orders shouldn't be noticeable by any human looking at a quote feed.
### REPLY:
I'll have to look into that. I saw a monster order show up on the volume bar below the graph (1.2 mil shares in one minute), but the price did... |
### Comment:
bro... you called it.
### REPLY:
Removed from the dow lol im glad insider trading doesnt exist
### END. |
### Comment:
I’ve never seen prime rib on the menu
### REPLY:
Must not be lookin hard enough lol.
### END. |
### Comment:
AAPL calls are killing me. Bought a few 190 7/20s. The only thing in my portfolio that finished terribly today. As soon as it pops up a little, I’ll sell close to break even and jump on more IQ September calls.
### REPLY:
You’re gonna be fine
### END. |
### Comment:
Well
### REPLY:
Brute
### END. |
### Comment:
this is actually legit dd for why walgreens > cvs
### REPLY:
i still like going to CVS more than walgreens tho, walgreens filled with uptight fatties
### END. |
### Comment:
china is down 20x as bad. US doing fine.
### REPLY:
Where did you read markets are 20 times down as compared to US? Are we making up numbers now?
### END. |
### Comment:
Ya'll made this fig calm down. Thanks. Good luck to you too.
### REPLY:
Stay calm and fig on.
### END. |
### Comment:
I heard Walgreens sells stronger ceiling fans.
### REPLY:
could they support the weight of OP’s mom?
### END. |
### Comment:
The DOW is Boeing + who cares
### REPLY:
The way things are going Boeing will probably be replaced by Dollar General tho.
### END. |
### Comment:
Old people don't need money, they're gonna die soon anyways.
### REPLY:
Listen if you don’t have any old people to leave YOU money that’s hoenstly you’re own poor planning. Retirement homes and your local pharmacy aka Walgreens are FULL of lonely old folks who need somebody to listen to their stories abou... |
### Comment:
You mean you let them fuck your in the ass.
### REPLY:
you getting any sleep tonight? (no homo)
### END. |
### Comment:
You serious?
### REPLY:
It’s not a loss until you sell your expired option ya fuckin idiot!
### END. |
### Comment:
Do people do this?
### REPLY:
It is 100% fine to do this when vol and interest rates are both low.
### END. |
### Comment:
I only follow Tesla, and today seemed overblown
The bull case is 5k per week and the short squeeze
The bear case is... someone changing code? As long as it doesn't affect anything else, the bull case should still be very obvious.
Elon sends one tweet about 5k per week and we're back shootin... |
### Comment:
Because this made up person doesn't exist
### REPLY:
Reichstag fire. He uses it to purge all Employees from his company and hires a bunch of youtubers who march around in red and white uniforms.
Or what if Elon got really drunk and did it himself, and forgot that he in fact is the culprit. Then TSLA ... |
### Comment:
lmao..social justice wins again
### REPLY:
wE DoN’t DiScRiMiNaTe. The last words of what used to be a good company
### END. |
### Comment:
Go cuck a duck
### REPLY:
You want him to fuck a ducks wife?
### END. |
### Comment:
Shit it's off the highway nearby the Kowloon and that mega Walmart
### REPLY:
There's like a hundred Chinese buffets that look like this near me and I'm in Texas.
### END. |
### Comment:
No. And it has historically ran up enormously leading up to ER, as opposed to plummetting into this ER. If it’s under 65 it still isn’t a run.
Doesn’t mean it won’t tank this time too but it’s definitely different.
### REPLY:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8pxfqf/a_technical_analysi... |
### Comment:
It's only expensive if you sell.
### REPLY:
Can't be margin called if you never answer the phone
### END. |
### Comment:
I think I figured it out.. Every morning when I wake up, I dont put on my undies.. I think thats how you do naked calls.
### REPLY:
Strange, I wake up with a big smile on my face
### END. |
### Comment:
if u havent touched a cock in your life, you're pretty much a virgin. its 2018 dude.
### REPLY:
yeah, what, are you some kind of fag who doesn't suck cock?
### END. |
### Comment:
Holy crap, they can do that? RIP you fools for the GE calls, my GE puts are making some gains now.
### REPLY:
Hell yeah! My puts are up 61%. Let's hope GE stock continues to shit the bed! Single digit sp would be wonderful. 55 contracts for 0.82at $14 strike and September exp.
### END. |
### Comment:
Capitalism
### REPLY:
soon, comrade
### END. |
### Comment:
His wife's son is a good kid tho
### REPLY:
Maximum tendies for the good boy
### END. |
### Comment:
sounds like a good idea for them until you realize the uber v. waymo 2.0 settlement would give tesla all the float it needs without going into more debt. what kind of data do you think some guy who got passed up for a promotion had access to anyway?
### REPLY:
What type of data does Tesla have anyway?
... |
### Comment:
Im positive in $IQ. Is the others that I bought at the dip but it kept going down.. lol
### REPLY:
>Im positive in $IQ. Is the others that I bought at the dip but it kept going down.. lol
It's a BOGO sales. Buy one dip and get the 2nd dip for free.
### END. |
### Comment:
This. $15 minimum wage is fucking retarded.
### REPLY:
A ton of employees will get raises then people who worked their way up to 15 will be like fuck, do I get $20 now? Nah
### END. |
### Comment:
I went in to this trade knowing it was completely retarded but #YOLO
### REPLY:
My man
### END. |
### Comment:
I can think of a few:
Pimping out his sister
Pimping out his mom
Pimping out his own ass
🤔🤷🏻♂️ that’s all I got.
### REPLY:
Pump out both hands. Everybody loves to ski every once in a while.
### END. |
### Comment:
Brute
### REPLY:
AIDS
### END. |
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