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### Comment:
Ask him about gender equality in personal credit lending
### REPLY:
Ask him about what the Fed is doing to make education cheaper for poor minorities
### END. |
### Comment:
QQQ
### REPLY:
TQQQ. Not QQQ.
### END. |
### Comment:
SoftBank is not a bank
### REPLY:
Definitely soft AF tho
### END. |
### Comment:
Is that 65 cents just for people selling options? Or is it a fee for any option being purchased?
### REPLY:
Both each open/close is 65. Basically $1.30 for one buy/sell or sell/buy
### END. |
### Comment:
Hey I’m 3 degrees of separation from the supreme lizard. Neat.
### REPLY:
Updating my resume to add 'Consulting work for Federal Reserve'
### END. |
### Comment:
almost certainly he didn't
### REPLY:
What else is it? Historic economic expansion, record low inflation, record high deficits...lets slash rates!
### END. |
### Comment:
I bought some calls. If they have a good earnings report, I bet it will take off and xerox shareholders will agree to the buyout moving it even more
### REPLY:
I exited the trade. Too Many uncertainties for me. I thought the ethical thing to do is let you know
### END. |
### Comment:
Everyone's got their kinks.
### REPLY:
Let's not shame anyone here, this is a safe space.
### END. |
### Comment:
I...I got some weed...and...I don't even know what's going on
¯\(◉◡◔)/¯
### REPLY:
You're a towel.
### END. |
### Comment:
Don't switch to Schwab. Ugly name. Therefore, they can't be trusted.
Switch to TDA instead.
(....which is now also Schwab.)
### REPLY:
Fucking (((Germans))) control all our money
### END. |
### Comment:
> download Tinder, take a shot for every 'The Office (US)' reference
'Cat mom, but not in a weird way like Angela. Spiritual but not religious, like Pam. I like to travel, laugh and have fun, like Holly. Looking for a tall, cute, funny guy like Jim. Andy Bernards need not apply.'
### REPLY:
'Just ... |
### Comment:
The more you test the support the higher the chances that it becomes a resistance
### REPLY:
Yeah, I was meaning more the gap down part. Like a big gap would be nice 😂
### END. |
### Comment:
Better make good friends with the Hamburgaler.
### REPLY:
I can hook you up
### END. |
### Comment:
Regulations can really eat into profitability. The whole reason Uber is able to exist is that they could ignore the Taxi regulations.
### REPLY:
Other thing is better experience than taxi!! Ya regulation will be long fight and we can see the current price is reflecting it.
### END. |
### Comment:
If he paid $1.05 for a $152.50 call, he is in the money at $153.55.
And deeper in the money the higher the stock trades.
### REPLY:
That's not what ITM means.
His breakeven is $153.55.
His option will be ITM once it goes past $152.50. intrinsic value = ITM. All extrinsic = OTM.
### END. |
### Comment:
The only thing I have calls on....
### REPLY:
Dildos?
### END. |
### Comment:
$DELL
### REPLY:
Done!
### END. |
### Comment:
He doesn’t have to suck their dicks, they’re being driven into his arms by Warren / Sander’s solution to everything being to tax the ultra wealthy and be angry at the ultra wealthy. It’s a calculated cause and effect
### REPLY:
thats because Democrats are also in the game and I bet are heavily invested in... |
### Comment:
Wait for earnings, pal.
### REPLY:
Dell is undervalued in my opinion.
### END. |
### Comment:
Not sure came across and article of this stuff. I don't know why more companies are using this yet, it would have huge benifits for the society and the environment.
### REPLY:
> would have huge benifits for the society and the environment
Ie: Long-term play hoping people want to become environmen... |
### Comment:
retarded
### REPLY:
You think we'd all be able to feel it real intimately... but alas
### END. |
### Comment:
The fuck? You're getting shaken out of shares? What kind of pussy shit is that?
### REPLY:
Yeah. Thats why i am asking for advice on overcoming the anxiety and having more patience.
### END. |
### Comment:
Cmon Bruh. We in r/wallstreetbets. I'm the big gay according to those numbers. They're rookie numbers. I gotta pump these numbers up.
### REPLY:
Yep. 1300%+ or out.
### END. |
### Comment:
I really want to see this
### REPLY:
I think we already have.
### END. |
### Comment:
I'm on the same call as you you beautiful stallion
### REPLY:
🐎 🥇 for the win
### END. |
### Comment:
Saw a whole end-cap of it at Walmart yesterday. Solid DD.
### REPLY:
Empty or full? Inverse the answer with options.
### END. |
### Comment:
Well, if all I have to fight is goddam weeb, I'll be fine.
### REPLY:
You'll be thinking of these words as you get a taste of glorious nippon steel folded over 10,000,000 times. Personally I'll be investing in katanas and naruto headbands
### END. |
### Comment:
nothing matters if they develop safe, autonomous fleet. They would be an unstoppable, runaway train that takes all the shareholders on the express to Tendie Town.
​
Waymo is definitely going to get there first. UBER might get there soon after, and if they do, the name recognition UBER... |
### Comment:
Not bad and definitely respectable gains, what do you do research wise?
### REPLY:
Honestly. Just TA chart watching.
I could care less about news anymore because the algos at this point just trade the patterns and other bullshit. I'm in for the long haul on some trades because I know I'm not going t... |
### Comment:
$153.55 is at the money. He paid $1.05 for a €152.50 call.
### REPLY:
No, his breakeven is 153.55. The option is ITM at anything over 152.50. ITM/OTM is independent of premium
### END. |
### Comment:
Just because it's going up constantly doesn't make it irrational lol...that's what literally every investor wants to see....markets going higher...so their 401ks, portfolios, etc etc all appreciate in value ....
### REPLY:
The fact that it is going up all the time and there are 0 pullbacks makes it stretc... |
### Comment:
40k off an internship??? Bro what fund company?
### REPLY:
He’s fucking with you. He was 16 when Frozen came out. This is daddy’s money. This is exactly why we need a wealth tax.
### END. |
### Comment:
ayy lmao
### REPLY:
Spy had two nuts up its sleeve it seems.
😿😭
### END. |
### Comment:
Technically more like 2.5 Pam Beesleys, but I take your point.
### REPLY:
Does she fit in a row boat?
### END. |
### Comment:
Grindr
### REPLY:
username checks out
### END. |
### Comment:
You were right on this one mate!
### REPLY:
I respect it
### END. |
### Comment:
Try flicking the head
### REPLY:
It fell off, what do I do now?
### END. |
### Comment:
Been there/done that
### REPLY:
Ruh roh! How’d that turn out? I’ve found that every time I’ve been sure we were due for a downturn and made this play, I essentially gave away my money. Straight gambling! Ha
### END. |
### Comment:
Essentially the approval date before drug commercialization to the public. Aka FDA approval date.
Have read through these
https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com/about/glossary
### REPLY:
Ah okay gotcha, I get the importance for those dates at least by now. Thanks for that resource material, appreciate... |
### Comment:
If I'm Disney, fuck yes to the ewok live action. Holy schmoly. $DIS to the mooooon!! Riding the ewok train!!
### REPLY:
Yub Nub$!
### END. |
### Comment:
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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### REPLY:
I'm going to wage war against the Iraqis
### END. |
### Comment:
The fact that it is going up all the time and there are 0 pullbacks makes it stretched and irrational. Save some of those paint chips for the rest of us.
### REPLY:
There's been plenty of pullbacks....hell we basically went sideways for a year until this recent leg up finally.
Have all the paint chip... |
### Comment:
Never do leaps on calls. But if you do, sell weekly puts and calls while holding stupid leaps.
### REPLY:
why not, you can make a lot of money on call LEAPS
### END. |
### Comment:
the wsj is trying to cuck us by just releasing an article on how the printer industry is outdated
### REPLY:
Hopefully it’s drown out by the other positive articles I’ve come across
### END. |
### Comment:
It’s acting really weird in AH trading
### REPLY:
FAA said they want to do rigorous testing of the MAX plane and they will have to approve before it flies again, also it will not be before Jan 2020
Usual panic sell
### END. |
### Comment:
https://imgur.com/gallery/tP5kuNl
What index are you looking at?
### REPLY:
https://www.tradingview.com/x/kRl9urQ3/
### END. |
### Comment:
calls or puts?
### REPLY:
sHaREs *(pls no ban)*
### END. |
### Comment:
It's a Curtis Jackson sized dip?
### REPLY:
That's a half a cent dip you autist
### END. |
### Comment:
Except Fake Meat has similar outputs from production. Get fucked.
### REPLY:
Ban meats in general :^)
Just learn to photosynthesize lmao
### END. |
### Comment:
Both each open/close is 65. Basically $1.30 for one buy/sell or sell/buy
### REPLY:
Thanks man
### END. |
### Comment:
Holy shit AUPH is crazy, another other stocks you know of with premiums/ theta risk reward that high?
### REPLY:
Yeah it’s super crazy. I figured I’m making big premiums selling and worst case scenario I can afford to buy 100 share lots when they’re $6 per share. It won’t bankrupt me. I don’t know any oth... |
### Comment:
Man you know you did a shit job when your descendents are angrily wishing _life_ on you
### REPLY:
lmao it's sticking your dog's nose into their shit to make sure they know what they did
### END. |
### Comment:
These analysts are biggest scammers of the market. They upgrade crap that they are bag holding and downgrade good stocks. Example Goldman Sachs downgraded AAPL at 217 with 160PT a month or so ago...
Now that ADSK missed earnings, I am sure analysts will issue a 'downgrade' and people will panic sell l... |
### Comment:
Oh I’m not considering it really at all. Just feel like I could enjoy the page more if I understood it lol
### REPLY:
👌🏽 no worries. Check out investopedia or just a quick options for beginners tutorial video on YouTube you'll get the gist in 15 minutes
### END. |
### Comment:
getting 'copy pastaed' is the worst because you cant recover from people laughing at the fact that you dont live on the internet 24/7
### REPLY:
Booger comment was underrated
### END. |
### Comment:
Because what goes up must come down?
### REPLY:
Unless you smoke yourself into another dimension
### END. |
### Comment:
imma short this
### REPLY:
Do it now you pussy
### END. |
### Comment:
He’s fucking with you. He was 16 when Frozen came out. This is daddy’s money. This is exactly why we need a wealth tax.
### REPLY:
My dad would rather kick me out of the house than give me money. The most hes given me was a wedgie.
### END. |
### Comment:
Then stuff the whole turkey down your throat. Too big to fail.
### REPLY:
Right after fisting it of course
### END. |
### Comment:
how do you know when funds rebalance?
### REPLY:
Saw it on the news but they made an accoutrement a couple weeks ago
### END. |
### Comment:
People getting serious about this post lol
### REPLY:
Bro it has 420 updoots 99% updoot lol
### END. |
### Comment:
How often do they do that?
### REPLY:
Not often
### END. |
### Comment:
no, they didn't
### REPLY:
Downvotes mean you’re wrong, right?
### END. |
### Comment:
Shhh.
### REPLY:
Let’s say, you’ve been a bad girl. Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little slut right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut.
### END. |
### Comment:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/a944ma/daily\_discussion\_thread\_december\_24\_2018/ecgdpuz?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/a944ma/daily_discussion_thread_december_24_2018/ecgdpuz?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)
CLOSE ... |
### Comment:
guac is extra
### REPLY:
One smear for $1.50
### END. |
### Comment:
This this this. I can't stress enough to be selling puts on stocks you like.
### REPLY:
Don't think there is any options available for my shitty little penny stocks on the asx.
### END. |
### Comment:
Selling all before market close gonna have a peaceful thanksgiving.
### REPLY:
do you have to close on wednesday or can you still do so on friday without being at risk or w.e. (i don't quite understand it yet but I feel like it's an important date. )
### END. |
### Comment:
AMRN! Do some research on it!
### REPLY:
Shhhhhhh
### END. |
### Comment:
This or AMD works.
### REPLY:
Amd is reliable dolar fluctuations, for months. It's scary so I'm not touching it unless I win big in something else.
### END. |
### Comment:
Friday, yesterday, this mornings gap down. Scaling in but that also turned out to be a bad idea
### REPLY:
Good luck mate
### END. |
### Comment:
Ah yes. The Movie Pass business model. All in.
### REPLY:
ooof
### END. |
### Comment:
I really don't see how these kinds of black magic economics can work in the long term
### REPLY:
It works as long as everyone believes in it and people won't stop believing in it because the alternative is a lot of pain.
### END. |
### Comment:
Nice play. Such a shit day for AMD options all around. Need this fucker to drop a bit more
### REPLY:
hopefully it works out, I opened yesterday and it expires friday
### END. |
### Comment:
Literally can't go tits up.
### REPLY:
GUH
### END. |
### Comment:
We are no longer living in a rational market anymore. It's been turned into a casino with all this free & easy money floating around.
### REPLY:
Well its already back to up to $170, looks like the market corrected, hopefully when market opens it goes up more.
### END. |
### Comment:
SPIC or FINRA
### REPLY:
>SPIC
FUCK YOU SAY GRINGO?
### END. |
### Comment:
When weekend close I was up $20k but I knew DIS wouldn't have fallen, I bought calls Nov 29, so I decided to play it out. Turns out I was right.
### REPLY:
You retard you were not right! You bet on Frozen (which was irrelevant) and the app download numbers which you had no clue about saved you! I hope you... |
### Comment:
the pricing didn't make any sense today
### REPLY:
Usually GDX and GDXJ are pretty close in percentages gains but they've been acting weird this week
### END. |
### Comment:
It will pump next week. Hope you didn’t buy FDs
### REPLY:
There are no weeklies on VEEV. December calls. Let’s see how tomorrow goes
### END. |
### Comment:
... go on
### REPLY:
He’ll have to give his mouth a break, just to eat though
### END. |
### Comment:
I’m just letting you know what my advisor was telling me. Truthfully I’m not as strong of a math student so I’m trying to go the route of less math
### REPLY:
what do you do with CIS? Is that like a degree to go into IT or something? I've been told you can't get an engineering job with that like you would... |
### Comment:
I'm all three but i have puts on my life
### REPLY:
Always good to hedge.
### END. |
### Comment:
some roach
### REPLY:
Gold for this? Thanks stranger.
### END. |
### Comment:
You can excersize otm options to sir.
### REPLY:
Whoever 'Sir' is, he's got the right idea
### END. |
### Comment:
My first thoughts were Dinesh and Gilfoyle. lol
### REPLY:
So...accurate.
### END. |
### Comment:
I fucking hate this post, mod this motherfucker
### REPLY:
Well I hate you
### END. |
### Comment:
If WSB was a business, it would be Fyr Festival LLC
### REPLY:
This a fact
### END. |
### Comment:
It fell off, what do I do now?
### REPLY:
Just throw it at the hooker.
### END. |
### Comment:
Ask him about what the Fed is doing to make education cheaper for poor minorities
### REPLY:
Ask him what the fed is doing to make everything cheaper for wealthy minorities.
### END. |
### Comment:
So I'm kind of a noob with manuals, I can drive them, but not super experienced. Why didnt you just push the clutch in and brake hard then shift to the correct gear you needed to be in after? Instead of downshifting. Say clutch brake down to 45 shift into 3rd or 4th or whatever you needed then carry on. Or... |
### Comment:
Nope - needed a way to write off some accidental gains.
### REPLY:
Ah, so we’re going down
### END. |
### Comment:
Kk
### REPLY:
Area under the roc curve is better than using accuracy as a model comparison metric because it is invariant to class imbalance and circumvents the need to select a decision threshold and misclassification costs.
### END. |
### Comment:
YES
### REPLY:
Print It
### END. |
### Comment:
Isn't that the point?
### REPLY:
Not really, you should expect to lose your money, kinda like in a casino. While the goal of a casino is to make money, you probably won’t. If someone was to gamble their rent money at the casino most people would agree that that person is somewhat retarded.
### END. |
### Comment:
Even you bears have to admit the action AH isn't very good. Open should trend bearish IMO but it's been relatively flat since the drop.
### REPLY:
98 percent of North America's grizzly bear population lives in Alaska.
### END. |
### Comment:
Nooo you’re good dude. It just means personal risk tolerance. As in, your expirations are way to fucking safe for WSB
### REPLY:
My tolerance is shit, i belong here believe me lol, those were brought to my attention by a friend, it looked good initially, but man that come back was brutal, atleast it may w... |
### Comment:
Tyty. Can't wait for my girlfriend to go to work tomorrow so I can play a few games. Also aghs buff with aether lens is now fucking crazy.
### REPLY:
Here's the play man. Mid techies. After min 5 power jungle for new items and prox mine defend the mid tower at lvl 6
### END. |
### Comment:
imagine wanting to fuck a disgusting objectivist
### REPLY:
Did that back in my libertarian activism days, wouldn’t recommend. Stick to the ancaps. If you’re lucky you can be one of the boys who end up with the 5 women in that sphere...
### END. |
### Comment:
Ask if Ayn Rand is related to Rand Paul or RuPaul
### REPLY:
Ayn Rand Paul Ryan
### END. |
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