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### Comment: SPX 5/15 2650 puts ### REPLY: 5/11 spy 265p. Let's hope ### END.
### Comment: market goes up or maybe goes down i think ### REPLY: Big if true Wait, What about sideways? ### END.
### Comment: rip. Course I've came back from -90% ish and gone up to +100% on another stock so we may return ### REPLY: nah, they're burning through cash at like tesla speed they don't have hype machine elon to raise more funds though, so they're gonna dilute and split this bitch into oblivion ### END.
### Comment: you know it, I know it, everyone knows it. ### REPLY: Option trades are good, and easy to win. ### END.
### Comment: lol you don't have to pay anyone to make Elon look bad, he's doing that for free! ### REPLY: How so? ### END.
### Comment: P R I C E D I N ...or at least thats what im bettin on ### REPLY: I'm all in with puts so there's a solid chance the market goes up after the news. ### END.
### Comment: doesn't JD bring in more revenue? I see their business model working out in the long run. ### REPLY: Revenue don't mean dick if it doesn't translate to net income and benefit the EPS ### END.
### Comment: that would be over in a day lol ### REPLY: Time to bring out the nukes bois. ### END.
### Comment: they really give out free candy at planet fitness? Big if true ### REPLY: They also have pizza Friday ### END.
### Comment: You see that type of multiple continuing at this level then? ### REPLY: Lol not anymore no ### END.
### Comment: My man, you should look at the volume before buying. Also, IV is at over 100% on all your buys. ### REPLY: What’s IV? ### END.
### Comment: This is the first I’ve heard of any plays regarding ODP. Instantly buys puts ### REPLY: ODP going down the drain due to Amazon ### END.
### Comment: Amen. Someone else gets it. I recommend Oct 55's but to each their own. ### REPLY: I'm already in the Oct 57.5s, was going to average down if it has another drop below 47. At what underlying price are you exiting? ### END.
### Comment: It works every time on MU ### REPLY: My bullish MU calls have worked about ~60%. I'll take 60% of the time everytime. ### END.
### Comment: lol same here ### REPLY: Trump is trolling the media for God shake. Obvious market manipulation move. Edit: FAIL. ### END.
### Comment: However unrealistic, that looks really cool. ### REPLY: Not going to happen, cities aren't going to tolerate their skies sounding like this times ten, all day every day: https://youtu.be/C5abCs5VHsE?t=1m35s ### END.
### Comment: Doesn't seem to be moving at all, maybe waiting for official announcement ### REPLY: Let's hope so ### END.
### Comment: Im pretty good at pimpin hoes and gettin straps in GTA V I think I could handle it ### REPLY: Give us the address of your nearest funeral home. I promise to send flowers if the corpse is returned. Also what's your social security I'd like to set up a life insurance policy. For your family of course. ### ...
### Comment: Oh shit, I got placed in a mental hospital for a week after a suicide attempt in highschool... Book we were reading when I got back was 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest' that shit fucked with me hard XD Glad I'm doing better than I was then at least lol. I've got a Shiba that looks like scaled do...
### Comment: What state do you live in. Have they increased the amount of states that are able to trade yet? ### REPLY: I'm on mobile, but if u go to the Robin hood subreddit they show they 'made a splash in florida' and some other places ### END.
### Comment: I bought a tv there last week so revenues should be up ### REPLY: Thanks, u/feetch5, every dollar helps ### END.
### Comment: Fun game of knifey catch ### REPLY: Need him to say something soooon. And something gooood. Honestly expect all those calls to die a horrible death but figured it might make a nice gift for after finals if we get a pop from boomers buying after Cramer loses his shit this week 🙏 ### END.
### Comment: It looks like they just finished giving a bj. Which might be exactly what they want. ### REPLY: Don't treat me like a sex object even though I look specifically like someone who just blew someone ### END.
### Comment: Step 1: Liberally apply billions of fucking dollars to your scalp. ### REPLY: MONEY. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. ### END.
### Comment: RTN calls liking it ### REPLY: Currently working on a Raytheon contract. Shit company, shit engineers. Still longing RTN though. ### END.
### Comment: Ride it out mane. ### REPLY: entry was 0.11, i am shitting right now edit: just watched 100% gains fade to 5%, i’m shitting more ### END.
### Comment: That’s why we’re both here... ### REPLY: Just kiss already ### END.
### Comment: yacht owners and their trophies don't do peasant things like checking shoelaces ### REPLY: I bet she wars those Nike self lacing shoes. ### END.
### Comment: Better than Co[cks] cable ### REPLY: I heard that due to the sprint and tmobile merger they might offer home internet service which would be dope considering comcast sucks balls. ### END.
### Comment: To be fair, it's a booklet ### REPLY: Even less important. ### END.
### Comment: I just want the market to tank. Want some profit on puts. Trump I'm counting on you. ### REPLY: Mama we made it ### END.
### Comment: It's actually just part of my master plan to lure people to my post and then hit them with my RobinHood referral code. ### REPLY: Fuckkkin smarrt ### END.
### Comment: Aye. ### REPLY: Ayeeeeee 😎 ### END.
### Comment: I really wish I had inverted the money I put into MU and SQ right now. Special shout out goes to Andrew Left who is actually a benefactor for those who buy the dips he creates. ### REPLY: You are welcome. ### END.
### Comment: I bet his penis is made of gold and he jizzes diamonds. ### REPLY: Diamonds? That sounds painful. ### END.
### Comment: Equality! For everyone, except for their small ruling elite, who are billionaires! ### REPLY: This is obviously a fluke. Usually socialist countries enjoy unbridled prosperity and free lapdances on Tuesdays. ### END.
### Comment: I don't get this response. ### REPLY: Totally is. ### END.
### Comment: I'm 13 and my generation don't know shit about music ### REPLY: C-could it be? The legend himself? The music defener?!? ### END.
### Comment: Not true socialism!! /s ### REPLY: This time it'll work guys, trust me ### END.
### Comment: Grimes is gorgeous. ### REPLY: [she got her bad days](https://i.imgur.com/z3MzLTd.jpg) but oblivion is fire would go straight 4 ### END.
### Comment: Yep. Honestly, what is like aphex twin? ### REPLY: Lorn, kinda, but darker and much more aggressive. ### END.
### Comment: And she is the girl Bond will seduce. ### REPLY: She is secretly loyal to Buffet ### END.
### Comment: I hope not I went all in on puts, I need a dip. ### REPLY: I'd be nervous if it closes above 300 today. It hasn't closed 300 two days in a row since it crashed. ### END.
### Comment: Why would you play CVNA earnings, when they already released earnings estimates 2 weeks ago. ### REPLY: What was the EPS? You saying it’s priced in and gonna level out? ### END.
### Comment: I switched from soda or sweet tea with lunch to water or unsweet tea, does this mean I should go shoot up now since I know I have the willpower to cut an even more addicting substance? ### REPLY: You have the will power! but honestly there was a study on rats giving them the option to choose heroin or su...
### Comment: That's not stated anywhere in the release. ### REPLY: was stated in a marktewatch article. Edit: I think it is quoting their CEO from last summer when they rolled out the new option to not register with facebook. ### END.
### Comment: When you want out you get out with a market order. If you have gains you dont risk the entire enchillada by jewing around with nickles and dimes on a limit order. ### REPLY: Yeah. I just set a limit I was happy to leave with, wasn't in a huge hurry to get out. _edit_ looks like it might work out! ##...
### Comment: https://i.imgur.com/PYLBkCB.png ### REPLY: Nice exit. ### END.
### Comment: Just because I'm dumb doesn't mean you are not also an idiot. ### REPLY: Damn. Fukin roasted me. GG. ### END.
### Comment: That looks juicy. ### REPLY: I think it'll get juicier when the short squeeze kicks in. ### END.
### Comment: WTW is a beast tho. It'll come back quick. ### REPLY: It is with Oprah involved but is losing steam nowaday. Confirmed bag holder at $76.32 ### END.
### Comment: Same boat. I'm holding lol ### REPLY: SIZZLER FOR DINNER! ### END.
### Comment: How're those calls doing now? ### REPLY: Might be the only thing I make money on tomorrow ### END.
### Comment: Just dumped my 5/18 supply intraday. Peace ### REPLY: [Pussy](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/match-ceo-shrugs-off-facebook-threat-as-earnings-beat-2018-05-08) ### END.
### Comment: She is secretly loyal to Buffet ### REPLY: he licks her like a dairy queen soft serve cone ### END.
### Comment: Pretty much what I expect from this sub haha ### REPLY: Calls = down payment on a stock Puts = insurance on a stock ### END.
### Comment: Dave ate them all. ### REPLY: TFW Dave is dead but his daughter 'the actual Wendy' is fat AF. more than likely that bitch got em. ### END.
### Comment: lmao its real! Thought /u/ShortVRX was shitposting ### REPLY: One could credibly argue Trump is just shitposting irl ### END.
### Comment: And donuts and bagels. ### REPLY: And GAINS ### END.
### Comment: i’m retarded i don’t get it ### REPLY: http://imgur.com/mPgvhD2 ### END.
### Comment: Using the you can’t say socialism works because there are no pure socialist countries is a trash low-level straw man. Every modern developed country has a mixed economy. I’ll go ahead and wait for you to list any purely lassiez-faire country currently in existence anywhere on the globe. ### REPLY: Y...
### Comment: Ur not retarded, he is. He didn't screenshot the hover over that large volume bar. Guessing that that's the 300k. Really though, it means nothing. This whole thread is retarded ### REPLY: Cmon guys, lets not fight. This is WSB, we're ALL retarded ### END.
### Comment: [she got her bad days](https://i.imgur.com/z3MzLTd.jpg) but oblivion is fire would go straight 4 ### REPLY: This is hilarious ### END.
### Comment: Have you heard about our lord and saviour SVXY? ^^^My ^^^ass ^^^has ### REPLY: Try XIV... ### END.
### Comment: 7s eat ass, too . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Ya cant find that in a 10 ### REPLY: 10s do too if you pay for it. ### END.
### Comment: Short Spelling, thanks Dad. ### REPLY: Short $SPEL ### END.
### Comment: Lorn, kinda, but darker and much more aggressive. ### REPLY: Lorn is the fucking business. ### END.
### Comment: You're one of those actually autistic wsb types ### REPLY: Feminists are the best types. Real freaky and ain't afraid of that plan B. ### END.
### Comment: 10\-12.5 is usually a safe bet recently ### REPLY: $11.50 is the new 12.50 haha ### END.
### Comment: Depends on guidance. Everyone knew they printed money last quarter with Marvel, Star Wars, and the resorts doing well. The call will she'd some light on ESPN+ and various other stuff that will dictate future earnings. Either way probably won't be going down as this is a solid beat. ### REPLY: Down ov...
### Comment: Only thing that matters is espn. That shit been a huge drag ### REPLY: IMO the Fox merger is much more important. Could position Disney to have Hulu be a legitimate competition to NFLX ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, I'm listening. No bad news yet. ### REPLY: Someone ask about the star wars profit. Saw some neckbeard vid about it doing bad ### END.
### Comment: When I think of whatever I want in women it's Kate Upton or a pick-n-choose IG 'model', not some average looking sadist lol ### REPLY: You dont take IG skanks to Galas , you bang them on your yacht and then have aqua uber take them to their shitty houses ### END.
### Comment: I only trade Cisco because I'm poor and afraid of change. I did however sell a few OTM puts so I could buy some OTM calls all FD's of course because I'm a piece of shit. Still heavy on puts but at least if the market loves us leaving Iran deal I survive to YOLO another day. ### REPLY: They print money sel...
### Comment: > ETFC looks solid will check it out! ### REPLY: How am I just seeing this wow. ### END.
### Comment: I'm still up 8% for the year. I just thought I'd try playing earnings this week. ### REPLY: Premiums are expensive around earnings so if the stock goes sideways you still lose like 20% ### END.
### Comment: July here too. We'll be alright. ### REPLY: Go real mine expire may 18th. I’m boned ### END.
### Comment: i’m pretty asshurt about LMT. i’m one of probably six people who lost money buying calls on that fucking dip ### REPLY: I'm here too. That sucked ass. I gambled on it being a couple day fluctuation and she kicked me in the cock. ### END.
### Comment: I heard that due to the sprint and tmobile merger they might offer home internet service which would be dope considering comcast sucks balls. ### REPLY: If I had any other options in my area, I would ditch Comcast in a heartbeat. Those cocksuckers have this whole area on lock down so our speeds and our cu...
### Comment: Ah. He bought OTM as they were very cheap lol ### REPLY: Yeah most of these would have cost him like 20-40 bucks, so he’s down maybe 150 at most, and he’s whining about it. ### END.
### Comment: >What are risk adjusted returns ### REPLY: what are returns ### END.
### Comment: Thought wrong ### REPLY: Fuck me ### END.
### Comment: Nice ER :) calls gonna moon ### REPLY: Oh yeah so are the shares :) ### END.
### Comment: I'm probably going to be in rough shape. Vol crush going to crush me. ### REPLY: Well I have yet to figure out why nobody posts putting $200,000 in shares and closing it just $1 up for an earnings play.. they all do it. you just set a limit order or catch it with ThinkorSwim etc.. I hope you'll be ok...
### Comment: uh. explain your logic on this one? i have no interest in the company. have never owned the company. dont follow the company. but because i see someone whos 9k investment is now worth 300, and think they should just let it sit until moviepasses next move, i should buy shares now? what the fu...
### Comment: I didn't even know Trip Advisor was a publicly traded company ### REPLY: Yeah what the frick? It’s a god damn glorified travel forum with an added booking feature that works sometimes ### END.
### Comment: I was just commenting on how shit Saudi's military is fren ### REPLY: Saudi's have money, not guns. They're very happy to share with friendly Sunni groups. ### END.
### Comment: entry was 0.11, i am shitting right now edit: just watched 100% gains fade to 5%, i’m shitting more ### REPLY: They’re at .18 rn. That’s more than 5%? ### END.
### Comment: I guess the iran deal didn't look enough like ivanka. ### REPLY: but he just fucked the iran deal ### END.
### Comment: I wasn't trading back then ### REPLY: 99% of people on this sub weren't trading back then ### END.
### Comment: I'm sure North Korea & everyone else is taking note that US promises mean squat. >unseating that horrible regime they have. Unseating the only democracy in the Middle east (other than Israel) is a bit hypocritical don't you think? ### REPLY: They can vote for the ayatollah? No? ...
### Comment: hey Andrew fuck you ### REPLY: Thanks bruh ### END.
### Comment: And the sake of my offshore oil rigs waiting.... ### REPLY: ESV? ### END.
### Comment: Lower attendance at Shanghai Disneyland and much greater spending in domestic parks, rather than international parks, compared to last year. Whether that simply means international park construction was completed, I don't know, but there was a implication of a possible backward trend on international parks...
### Comment: How do you spend $3,000,000-$28,000,000 per year entirely on food and shelter? You must be retarded. ### REPLY: Fuck how did you read my options level 3 application ### END.
### Comment: A ### REPLY: C ### END.
### Comment: Is that you jimmy? ### REPLY: Henry ### END.
### Comment: This is actually what happens when people stop taking their meds. ### REPLY: If this is the outcome when people run out of medication, then I'd say let all the drug manufacturers pull a Valeant and make the drugs unaffordable ### END.
### Comment: Stop waiting till you run out before getting more. Get a secretary ### REPLY: Paper is $5. Secretaries probably cost more. ### END.
### Comment: I didn't realise it was earnings tomorrow. Thanks. I got fucking crushed last one. I might pull out before. ### REPLY: Tomorrow after close. I've been getting railed out like a cheap hooker for this entire earnings season. ### END.