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### Comment:
oh no, I mean, without exercising the option, what's a good spread of my premium paid / sale of contract gain
### REPLY:
50%
### END. |
### Comment:
Most people here don’t actually make or have any money so when they hear people who do make sense they lash out at their keyboards.
### REPLY:
No u
### END. |
### Comment:
well CNN said he’s a russian state sponsored KGB agent capable of concealing all ties from the most ruthless intelligence agencies in the world, so he’s got that going for him
### REPLY:
But no only is he a porn star fucking billianare president KGB spy, he's also so fucking dumb and retarded i just can't... |
### Comment:
Hes attending a summit meeting with multiple other powerful people. Trust me. Its like Twitter, but irl
### REPLY:
A WWIII would be great ...
### END. |
### Comment:
It shot way up last ER. Don't know what to think of it.
### REPLY:
My wife bought a shit ton of expensive furniture from them last quarter. New dining room table and accent pieces. Plus you have to be a member to still pay expensive prices. Will probably do well.
### END. |
### Comment:
How’s that been going for u?
### REPLY:
Honestly I was just shitposting
### END. |
### Comment:
fuck you, i pay 60 cad per trade from commission and exchange fees, my platform literally forces me to yolo to get a profit
### REPLY:
Jesus that's fucked lol
### END. |
### Comment:
*creepily stares at girl for 30 minutes before approaching
*finally approaches and asks if she would like to be his cheap slut
*gets rejected (again)
*wonders why it's so hard to get a girl
### REPLY:
*unironically mentions he day trades 48k from his couch daily.
### END. |
### Comment:
Degree from top b school or undergrad
Know how to use Excel
### REPLY:
I know how to use MS Paint. Is that good enough?
### END. |
### Comment:
Mod plz remove this...
I’m a dog person.
### REPLY:
Vegans don't eat dog.
### END. |
### Comment:
On margin.
### REPLY:
Yeah it must have been. I had 150k of margin. Fucking RH GOLD man.
### END. |
### Comment:
Dollars are like employees. Put them to work like ants, so that 33% leave never to return, 33% come back though empty handed, and 33% come back and with ten more.
Also, the phone charger at 18% makes it likely this image was made and snapped with an android emulator, fakery, because by default, batte... |
### Comment:
Am already up 30 per cent on both of them. I dunno what you are talking about. Got in post Pasta people crisis. Will get after bank test results.
### REPLY:
Yeah I’ve been out of BAC for awhile but I was selling weekly covered calls for months and it never moved between like 29-30. Buy at 29ish, sell a 29... |
### Comment:
TQQQ. Maximum loss.
### REPLY:
TQQQ does tend to swing the hardest.
### END. |
### Comment:
me too, and i did it this weekend
bought an ass ton of puts and a few calls when i saw i might get fucked. maybe i’ll get fucked in multiple directions and we open flat
### REPLY:
I thought price movement would fuck me but then I saw theta putting on her strap on
### END. |
### Comment:
Ford was actually about to stop making coups and only make trucks. So short ford they are dumb. High oil prices + tariffs and they no longer making gas saving cars.
### REPLY:
I lol'd when I read that announcement from Ford. What CEO can honestly think putting all their eggs in one basket is a sound strat... |
### Comment:
What does that have to do with anything?
### REPLY:
Americans like European cars.
### END. |
### Comment:
I don't think he wants to retain power.
### REPLY:
I don't know why you think that, but if you do then I see how you could reach this as a possible outcome.
### END. |
### Comment:
Looks good. Thing is I want to hit the max profit asap and don't want to wait til September. Is there another option strategy that allows for that?
Also what kind of play do you think I can make on BABA this week?
### REPLY:
if you are looking for quick try SPY with whatever direction you want
h... |
### Comment:
Ride calls for the whole week or sell Wednesday exactly 1 week before earnings?
### REPLY:
Tough to say exactly what days. Best bet in my opinion would be to follow how the stock moves this week, see if it continues to run up. If it does, then we are probably in the first part of this cycle and you can fo... |
### Comment:
MartyMoho it doesn’t have to hit 64. You just want to catch the upswing and cash out.
### REPLY:
true, I go longer term so I'm looking for intrinsic value
### END. |
### Comment:
Can’t get aids twice
### REPLY:
'taps Temple with finger'
### END. |
### Comment:
They already tried to vote him out of Tesla Lol
### REPLY:
> They
> 4 people
### END. |
### Comment:
Robinhood
### REPLY:
Ban this faggot
### END. |
### Comment:
Funny Discussion is a so hilarious!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 👌👌
### REPLY:
💯 comedy NI🅱️🅱️A 😂😂🍆🍑😩😂😂
### END. |
### Comment:
That was definitely a thing, but to pretend like it's present in all situations is a bit much. As far as I know it was in specific situations that used specific libraries/technologies.
### REPLY:
Yeah i guess i should have been more specific, for things like dicking around on facebook and losing money on ... |
### Comment:
True story. Art of the deal.
### REPLY:
Most under rated comment here.
For reference:
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS656US657&hl=en-US&q=The+Art+Of+The+Deal&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLUz9U3SC4ssTRQ4gIxs-JNs9IstKSyk630k_Lzs_UTS0sy8ousQOxihfy8nMpHjMHcAi9_3BOW8pq05uQ1RhcuPIqF1... |
### Comment:
The trade imbalance is mostly due to the US moving away from manufacturing to services. Manufacturing is now less than 10% of the overall economy (also lower than it has been in the lastly century).
Again Trump is an idiot!
### REPLY:
You don't think that's in any way the result of foreign tariffs w... |
### Comment:
Because the EU would never get rid of their tariffs against the USA, why would they ? It benefits them. Being nice and rational doesn’t give you results.
### REPLY:
Trump, uhhhh, finds a way?
### END. |
### Comment:
T
### REPLY:
I
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### Comment:
That's not kosher
### REPLY:
> (((jailbait)))
FTFY
### END. |
### Comment:
Except that they’re 3s
### REPLY:
Drink till they're 8s
### END. |
### Comment:
I love that he's using Justin ironically though
### REPLY:
I don’t even know what he means by that
### END. |
### Comment:
God. You are autistic
### REPLY:
At least he picked a sensible strike price and not some retard shit like $80.
I swear that 90-100% of this sub would begin to profit if they literally bought ITM strikes instead of 20% OTM strikes.
### END. |
### Comment:
100% MU. Got it.
### REPLY:
False. 200% $MU.
### END. |
### Comment:
That face says cross me once and I'll drop a warhead on your forehead. He's just as irrational as Trump. Whew lad.
### REPLY:
Nah, that face says, 'uhh did I remember to put my dentures back in after I ate my oatmeal?'
### END. |
### Comment:
NYT hates Trump. They will bend over backwards and lie to make him look bad. In two words, 'Fake News'.
### REPLY:
Yes I'm sure that one of the most well renowned news agencies in the world is printing 'fake news'. Stop drinking that guy's Kool Aid.
### END. |
### Comment:
Then $30,000 in shares, not options and close at the spike of ER.
### REPLY:
Too late. I rode it up from 54 to 63 and punched out.
Got cocky and rolled 100k of options on the dip from 63 to 61 to 57 and got temporarily wrecked. Taught me a nice 25k lesson.
### END. |
### Comment:
It’s going sideways.
### REPLY:
Micron gonna be first stock to go into the z axis
### END. |
### Comment:
300k/36 months so I guess like 8000 per month. Which is pretty ridiculous, most families struggle to gross 8k let alone save 8k for investing. Idk why but I mentally skipped over that part in my head.
### REPLY:
Their total income for last year was 360k, and they own three properties that they plan on pay... |
### Comment:
Thanks Cramer
### REPLY:
'Wait for the move, then make your move'
-Cramer
### END. |
### Comment:
I’ve been planning to hold AMAT, because I dollar cost averaged a chunk of shares, am still red and it looks good long. When does the tendies window open?
### REPLY:
I'm just an engineer, no big picture here. AMAT is volatile, so my approach to AMAT is that if the stock crash, I will just hold for an year... |
### Comment:
Friday was a tough one. 6/15 exp and I decided how could it get worse. We’ll find out soon
### REPLY:
I’ve got 10 6/22 200 calls that will profit for me if we get to 195. I really believe Apple will come back up this week as people will see this dip as a buying opportunity. Might have to wait until after ... |
### Comment:
What about Barclays? They seem to have better rates. 🤣
https://cards.barclaycardus.com/savings-and-certificates-of-deposit.html
### REPLY:
GS Marcus is even better.
### END. |
### Comment:
Trading on a side never ends well.
### REPLY:
Why?
### END. |
### Comment:
Why is no one talking about this lol IoT is the future man
### REPLY:
It's a telecom company basically, so it's not that flashy.
But the potential is just incredible. The rate of new contracts coming is pretty fantastic.
### END. |
### Comment:
I wouldn't be shocked if the market were flat. This is business as usual to a degree with cheetoh in chief.
### REPLY:
He craziness does not seem to matter as much anymore.
### END. |
### Comment:
yeah, sure, the company wanted to issue an IPO with the shares 50% undervalued.
### REPLY:
Are not most successful IPO's priced to go up after launch?
### END. |
### Comment:
Perhaps. But still plenty of risk. This optimism might be fleeting. I’d rather keep it on my watchlist and wait for a downturn. If it never goes back down there will always be other opportunities.
### REPLY:
Maybe this is that other opportunity for those who missed Netflix for the same reasons :)
### END... |
### Comment:
Seriously what’s with the rights obsession with cuckoldry? It does correlate nicely with their propensity for bootlicking.
### REPLY:
It's like how secretly-gay Christian priests always scream the loudest and most angrily about how terrible homosexuality is. Every member of the hard-right is constantly f... |
### Comment:
'i don't know, man, it's up 4% already, that's more than double Ally's APY, I don't want to lose my gains!'
### REPLY:
People are going to be upset that it's not a huge profit, but I think this is great. There's basically a limited possibility for it and it's surely going to decrease later on.
To me ... |
### Comment:
All I do is buy and hold. I'm here for the memes
### REPLY:
Im dumb
### END. |
### Comment:
Seriously though, go listen to their recent Arta acquisition conference call. They have a vision for the future.
### REPLY:
Would you happen to have a link to it? Or should it be easy to find?
### END. |
### Comment:
Thanks for suggestion. I don't anyway but hey thanks. Can I count on you for receiving unsolicited investment advice in future?
### REPLY:
Yeah, shove a hand grenade into your anus
### END. |
### Comment:
I heart stonks
### REPLY:
Sticks and stonks
### END. |
### Comment:
Panda Express?
### REPLY:
Especially Panda Express
### END. |
### Comment:
Intel CEO stated 'data is the new oil', and they need gobs of memory to deal with that data. TCO of SSD's has been below that of HDD for years; with 96L and QLC about to hit, I think HDD revenues will begin to be cannibalized by SSDs.
### REPLY:
Which means Western Digital earnings will colapse which wil... |
### Comment:
Jeez. 140 6/22. That one's....interesting.
### REPLY:
I'm planning on off-loading those when it hits 135-136 again
### END. |
### Comment:
Nobody at all, but this guy is asking for serious advice in a meme sub
### REPLY:
GTFO
### END. |
### Comment:
My birthday! I don't want to fail you but that seems like a bad idea, especially because it's been going the other way.
### REPLY:
Cancelled it and ended up going buying calls of MU $61 6/15 ,,, how does that one look? It’s already ITM, but if MU goes up will I lose value of my contract because volatility... |
### Comment:
What the fuck does this have to do with making money on stock bets???
### REPLY:
fucking normies from /r/all ruining my wsb like how morgan stanley fucked MU up
### END. |
### Comment:
You do realize this was from a biotech, right? I'm sure you just recently came of age and got your autist results back, but many years ago, the WSB used to be all about gambling on biotechs. I got stuck holding the bag and for some reason TPIV has made a run and is up ovwr 200% in the past month.
I th... |
### Comment:
I know right learn how to fucking pose, posers!
### REPLY:
Ass up amirite
### END. |
### Comment:
How’d the week go?
### REPLY:
Good, i'm up 50% from my initial deposit amount and also still holding some calls including MU, EA, JD. Thanks for asking!
### END. |
### Comment:
Trump will do better. SoyouwantgainsgetMPXEF/SPLIF. Papa Trump gonna do weed.
### REPLY:
I hold MPX, TGIF and a couple others. So I hope you’re right!
### END. |
### Comment:
They will look good for the seller.
### REPLY:
Downgrade from Morningstar. RIP seller.
### END. |
### Comment:
Do yourself a favor and forget the phrase 'priced in' exists.
### REPLY:
Ah the classic inefficient market theory
### END. |
### Comment:
I already have calls on IQ and a couple FD puts to hedge.
I’m going to run the numbers of a split-strike synthetic long position (using premium from selling ATM or ITM puts to buy OTM calls) vs buying shares at two possible 7/20 price points ($39 and $50).
### REPLY:
In case anyone is wondering why i... |
### Comment:
K
### REPLY:
M
### END. |
### Comment:
Nah I don't know either just felt like being a dick I sit in a fucking cubicle all day shit posting and drinking coffee
### REPLY:
Haha - I think soy beans are a mid-cycle crop or “filler” crop, meaning they absorb a bunch of shit from the soil other plants don’t. This means it wouldn’t be much an issue t... |
### Comment:
Gotcha. I think that's more based on global region. Some people absolutely insist on disc based games due to shitty internet and such, whereas others prefer digital only. Gamestop in the US is already dying a slow death. That's why they just announced they're selling comic books now I guess lol.
### REPLY... |
### Comment:
Y u no time travel, fag?
### REPLY:
Time travel is a feature they only put on yachts
### END. |
### Comment:
Isn't that what I said?
### REPLY:
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
### END. |
### Comment:
I caught on to that part. MU is the best company. I don't like buying companies after a huge run tho. If MU dips at all this week I'll load up
### REPLY:
honestly its an easy 5% or so right now, its almost guaranteed to have a run up to earnings.
### END. |
### Comment:
Anything new with Intel?
### REPLY:
Just got pretty cheap.
### END. |
### Comment:
Does anyone know how to buy a short position on btc futures? I enabled my futures account with td but don't really understand the process or pricing. can anyone help an autistic?
### REPLY:
If you don't know how to short, you shouldn't be shorting. Although most people shorting are autists so you are act... |
### Comment:
\^this guy gets it
Can't wait to short it when it all crashes
### REPLY:
See the thing about a crash is that if you have enough on the market the dividneds alone will be enough. Say if you just held throughout a crash, you would buy even more assuming you dont take anything and then make even more. ... |
### Comment:
It’s over bought on the sp500 inclusion...
### REPLY:
🤦🏻♀️
### END. |
### Comment:
this ni🅱️🅱️a dumb as fuck
### REPLY:
https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/7w81qa/how_much_of_my_money_do_i_get_back_from_selling/
Here's another one of his posts hahaha
### END. |
### Comment:
As long as they don't read that terrible book, *Flash Boys*....
### REPLY:
Is flash boys that bad? I liked liar's poker but I've heard flash boys is inaccurate and really biased.
### END. |
### Comment:
Let's hope Theta is kind to your poop chute.
### REPLY:
I'm lubing up just in case!
### END. |
### Comment:
Well it just passed senate with amendments, now they are gonna review amendments and release it officially as legal. Im hoping this will happen before july because the indeginous senators retracted their amendement \*( which would have delayed it till September). Now stores will need time to set up they sa... |
### Comment:
Sadly.
### REPLY:
Eh, house is coming up on an election year, nothing mitigates politicians more than the threat of losing their jobs.
### END. |
### Comment:
That is the definition of a handsome man
### REPLY:
I thought so too
### END. |
### Comment:
'Wait for the move, then make your move'
-Cramer
### REPLY:
“Wait until it’s too late, then buy my shares”
t. Any analyst or pundit
### END. |
### Comment:
Micron gonna be first stock to go into the z axis
### REPLY:
z-axis denotes rage
### END. |
### Comment:
I prefer disc based games, not because of my connection (I have a great internet connection) but because they symbolize physical value in the item I just purchased and can never be deleted. Plus I can turn around and sell the game later if I choose so...can't do that with downloaded shit.
### REPLY:
Yup! ... |
### Comment:
yes, because you can buy options at higher strikes with the money you earned earlier. buy more contracts with less money and earn higher profits.
### REPLY:
This guys into something
### END. |
### Comment:
Lol how many coal miners do you think there are in the US? There's more people making money shorting tesla.
### REPLY:
That’s exactly my point.
### END. |
### Comment:
Its not very accurate. Also HFT has some benefits to the retail investor and almost all of its disadvantages predominately hurt the extremely rich, not your average trader. *Flash Boys* has no nuance and very biased sources to create an extremely convincing, but ultimately, false, narrative.
### REPLY:
Go... |
### Comment:
What do Intel and IBM do again?
### REPLY:
I don't know about Intel, but I have some news for you about IBM.
### END. |
### Comment:
North Carolina is the new hip place for older people. People are realizing Florida sucks
### REPLY:
It helps that only most of North Carolina will be under water in a few years.
### END. |
### Comment:
It makes me uncomfortable because I’m thinking of him as a human being for the first time instead of just this dude on TV.
### REPLY:
Exactly... why should we have to endure such humanity
### END. |
### Comment:
At least it's better than 33.33% accuracy:
1/3 Spike up
1/3 Spike down
1/3 Sideway.
### REPLY:
If you simply bet on “spike” you could get 66%
### END. |
### Comment:
Dude. FUCK YOU. EVIL PEOPLE ARE FUCKING WITH THIS PLANET AND THATS YOUR FUCKING RESPONSE. FUCK YOU.
### REPLY:
> EVIL PEOPLE ARE FUCKING WITH THIS PLANET
Bring on the volatility.
### END. |
### Comment:
Cool, do you use any technical indicators or do you just buy during dips or fundamentals only? What makes you purchase contracts?
### REPLY:
I use Bollinger bands, that's really it though. I try to gauge sentiment at the start of the day, decide if its a buy the dip or sell the rip kind of day and go from... |
### Comment:
Now that I realize that am I no longer retarded?
### REPLY:
Sorry, but no. You're just too retarded.
### END. |
### Comment:
Not convinced that’s the issue. I am super bullish on FB. But I just don’t think which one of the umpteenth “scandals” that are out there will cause another drop.
### REPLY:
No more scandals from the fuckerberg. He went to congress and found god.
### END. |
### Comment:
Lmao did you read past my the ticker
### REPLY:
Oh shit, I'm dead. There goes 500 bucks.
### END. |
### Comment:
I think the point is that for the last year the media has had an agenda and has been spilling doom and gloom (selectively choosing the bad photos), yet the stock market has been skyrocketing (because the people who controlled the market aren't fucking retards who believe what the press tells then). The poi... |
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