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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Health
Dark humor
Dark
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why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops
Entertainment
Pun
Lighthearted
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How many people need to die before we fix... ...this horrendous piano dropping problem!
Entertainment
One-liner
Clever
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What do the French call a bad Thursday? A tra-jeudi.
Work
Pun
Lighthearted
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A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal.
Nature
Dark humor
Dark
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How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard
Nature
Pun
Lighthearted
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Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi.
Nature
Pun
Clever
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Drinking wine & throwing away photos of my ex. This is how Lifetime movies start.
Relationships
Pun
Lighthearted
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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone? Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
Entertainment
Pun
Lighthearted
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When the gay guy died, why did they bury him face down? So his buddies could come by and have a cold one with him.
Relationships
Pun
Lighthearted
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[first time having sex] Me: are u sure u aren't too drunk? Couch cushion: ....
Relationships
Observational humor
Lighthearted
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What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller
Technology
Pun
Lighthearted
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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane
Relationships
Pun
Absurd
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I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself.
Politics
Pun
Dark
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What do you call an expert at making ship parts? A master master.
Technology
Pun
Lighthearted
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Is it "butt" naked or "buck" naked? Either way, this dentist appointment is making me very uncomfortable.
Health
Pun
Lighthearted
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My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue
Relationships
Pun
Lighthearted
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I walked up 14 flights of stairs, so I'm all done with exercise this month.
Health
Pun
Lighthearted
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What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely
Work
Pun
Clever
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A pair of fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we don't serve fonts here!" But they sat down anyways because they were **bold**.
Technology
Pun
Lighthearted
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Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh.
Money
Pun
Lighthearted
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"Can I shit here?" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead.
Relationships
Pun
Lighthearted
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