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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. | Health | Dark humor | Dark | 10,995 | [
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why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops | Entertainment | Pun | Lighthearted | 10,996 | [
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How many people need to die before we fix... ...this horrendous piano dropping problem! | Entertainment | One-liner | Clever | 10,997 | [
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What do the French call a bad Thursday? A tra-jeudi. | Work | Pun | Lighthearted | 10,998 | [
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A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal. | Nature | Dark humor | Dark | 11,000 | [
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How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard | Nature | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,001 | [
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Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi. | Nature | Pun | Clever | 11,002 | [
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Drinking wine & throwing away photos of my ex. This is how Lifetime movies start. | Relationships | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,003 | [
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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone? Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for! | Entertainment | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,004 | [
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When the gay guy died, why did they bury him face down? So his buddies could come by and have a cold one with him. | Relationships | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,005 | [
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[first time having sex] Me: are u sure u aren't too drunk? Couch cushion: .... | Relationships | Observational humor | Lighthearted | 11,006 | [
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What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller | Technology | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,007 | [
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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane | Relationships | Pun | Absurd | 11,008 | [
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I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself. | Politics | Pun | Dark | 11,009 | [
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What do you call an expert at making ship parts? A master master. | Technology | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,010 | [
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Is it "butt" naked or "buck" naked? Either way, this dentist appointment is making me very uncomfortable. | Health | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,011 | [
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My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue | Relationships | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,012 | [
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I walked up 14 flights of stairs, so I'm all done with exercise this month. | Health | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,013 | [
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What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely | Work | Pun | Clever | 11,014 | [
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A pair of fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we don't serve fonts here!" But they sat down anyways because they were **bold**. | Technology | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,015 | [
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Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh. | Money | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,016 | [
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"Can I shit here?" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead. | Relationships | Pun | Lighthearted | 11,017 | [
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