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Trump and Obama getting haircut is same barbershop Donald Trump and Barack Obama end up in the same barbershop As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished th... |
A little girl asked her Dad one day, "Dad, do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time?'" Her Dad replied, "No honey, some of them begin with If I'm elected.' |
In USSR we had this joke
An old Jew is on his deathbed. With weak voice he asks to call for a partorg because before his death he wants to join the Communist Party. A happy partorg rushes to him with filled out membership form to sign and a ready Party membership card. As the Jew signs the form he carefully takes the m... |
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