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4th of July jokes |
George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who’s there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance. It’s the Fourth of July! | true |
Abdominal jokes |
ARJUN: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
ALEXANDER: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARJUN: An abdominal snowman. | true |
Abe Lincoln jokes |
Patrick: What do you call our 16th president, waiting to turn left at a red light?
Hugh: I have no clue.
Patrick: Abe Blinkin. | true |
Accident jokes |
Caden: Where do you take someone who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
Lilly: Where?
Caden: To the ICU! | true |
Actor jokes |
PETER: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
JOAN: I don’t know.
PETER: Because every play has a cast. | true |
Actor jokes |
Manan: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Frank: Why?
Manan: Every play needs a cast. | true |
Actor jokes |
Manan: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Theo: Why?
Manan: Because every play has a cast. | true |
Afraid jokes |
ALLEN: Why don’t fish play basketball?
HELEN: Tell me.
ALLEN: Because they’re afraid of the net. | true |
Afraid jokes |
JEAN: Why was the dog afraid of the clock?
KEN: Tell me.
JEAN: He was scared of its ticks. | true |
Afraid jokes |
VINCE: Why do dinosaurs hide from Santa’s reindeer?
MAX: Why?
VINCE: Because they’re afraid of Comet. | true |
Afraid jokes |
AAYUSH: Why are fish bad at basketball?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
AAYUSH: They are afraid of the net. | true |
Air Force jokes |
JAKE: Where do you find flying rabbits?
JAYDEN: Where?
JAKE: The Hare Force. | true |
Air Force jokes |
Jake: Where do you find flying rabbits?
Jayden: Where?
Jake: The Hare Force. | true |
Airplane jokes |
ROBERT: Where does a mountain climber keep his plane?
IAN: Where?
ROBERT: In a cliffhanger. | true |
Airplane jokes |
A Punny Book: "Ways to Travel" by Anna Plane. | true |
Airplane jokes |
Train: Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
Car: I don’t know.
Train: Bad altitude. | true |
Airplane jokes |
Daffynition: Pilot — What you do with wood after you cut and split it. | true |
Airplane jokes |
A book never written: “Flying for Beginners” by Landon Safely. | false |
Airplane jokes |
Peter: What has a nose and flies but can’t smell?
Elaine: I haven’t a clue.
Peter: An airplane! | true |
Airplane jokes |
Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.” | true |
Airplane jokes |
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Tommy: At the great airports! | true |
Airplane jokes |
A book never written: “Skydiving” by Hugo First. | false |
Airplane jokes |
Warped Wiseman wonders: Why is mail that goes by sea called "CARgo" and mail that goes by land called "SHIPment"? | false |
Alarm Clock jokes |
SEAN: What happened to the man who made a silent alarm clock?
SAM: What?
SEAN: He won the Nobel Prize! | true |
Alfredo jokes |
A PUNNY BOOK: “Spaghetti Sauces” by Alfred O. | true |
Alfredo jokes |
A PUNNY BOOK: "Pasta Sauce" by Al Fraydo. | false |
Algebra jokes |
Aaron: What are math buddies called?
Joshua: I don’t know. What?
Aaron: Alge-bros! | true |
Algebra jokes |
A PUNNY BOOK: "The Math Inventor" by Al Jeebra. | true |
Algebra jokes |
A country boy goes off to college. His father phones to see how he’s doing.
“I’m going great in algebra,” the son says.
“Say something in algebra,” the father says.
“Pi R squared.”
“What?!” says the father. “Everybody knows that cornbread is square. Pies are round.” | true |
Alien jokes |
Sabur: What did the alien say to the puzzle?
Devin: Not sure.
Sabur: “I come in peace. You come in pieces.” | true |
Alien jokes |
BARRETT: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
HALEY: I don’t know. How?
BARRETT: You rocket. | true |
Alien jokes |
PAXTON: How do aliens harvest their crops?
GEORGE: No clue. How?
PAXTON: With tractor beams. | true |
Alien jokes |
Judah: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life ?
Chuck: Beats me.
Judah: “Take me to your reader.” | true |
Alien jokes |
Joshua: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Darren: How?
Joshua: You rocket. | true |
Alien jokes |
A book never written: “Aliens” by Ross Well. | false |
Alien jokes |
Ryan: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet?
Tim: Tell me.
Ryan: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him! | true |
Alien jokes |
Jimmy: What did the alien say to the measuring cup?
James: I have no idea.
Jimmy: “Take me to your liter.” | true |
Alien jokes |
Pee Wee: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life?
Chubb: Beats me.
Pee Wee: “Take me to your reader.” | true |
Alien jokes |
Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Chip: Beats me.
Chris: Unidentified frying objects! | true |
Alien jokes |
Jay: What do you get when you cross an alien and something white and fluffy?
Joe: What?
Jay: A martian-mallow! | true |
Alien jokes |
Noah: What do you call an alien that lives in a bog?
Caleb: I have no idea. What?
Noah: A “marsh-in!” | true |
Alien jokes |
A book never written: “Proof of Extraterrestrials” by A. Leon Being. | true |
Allergy jokes |
A PUNNY BOOK: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees. | false |
Allergy jokes |
A punny book: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees. | true |
Alligator jokes |
JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest?
SAMMY: I’m not sure.
JOHNNY: An investigator. | true |
Alligator jokes |
Chrystal: How do you cook an alligator?
Nathaniel: How?
Chrystal: With a Crock-Pot. | true |
Alligator jokes |
DONALD: What do you call an alligator detective?
WILL: I don’t know.
DONALD: An investi-gator! | true |
Alligator jokes |
Josh: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Jake: I haven’t the foggiest.
Josh: An investigator! | true |
Alligator jokes |
A book never written: “Escaping Crocodiles” by Ron A. Way. | false |
Alpaca jokes |
NIKOU: What did one llama say to the other when it was time to go on vacation?
NILA: I don’t know.
NIKOU: “Alpaca up.” | true |
Alpaca jokes |
Zayn: Knock, knock.
Willy: Who’s there?
Zayn: Alpaca.
Willy: Alpaca, who?
Zayn: Alpaca the suitcase. You load up the car. | true |
Alpaca jokes |
ALAYNA: What did the alpaca say when he was kicked off the farm?
TIA: I’m stumped.
ALAYNA: “Alpaca my bags.” | true |
Alphabet jokes |
SPARKLES: What’s the coolest letter in the alphabet?
SAM: Which one?
SPARKLES: B, because it’s surrounded by A/C. | true |
Alphabet jokes |
JULIAN: Why do pirates have a longer alphabet than we do?
KYLE: I’m stumped.
JULIAN: Because they have seven C’s! | true |
Alphabet jokes |
Ryan: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet?
Tim: Tell me.
Ryan: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him! | true |
Amphibian jokes |
JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest?
SAMMY: I’m not sure.
JOHNNY: An investigator. | true |
Amphibian jokes |
A PUNNY BOOK: "The Complete Guide to Amphibians" by Sally Mander. | true |
Angle jokes |
JOSIAH: What do math teachers call Los Angeles?
STEVEN: What?
JOSIAH: The City of Angles. | true |
Angle jokes |
Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset?
Max: Why?
Dhruv: It was never right. | true |
Angle jokes |
SAM: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem?
RUTH: Why?
SAM: She needed to look at it from a different angle. | true |
Angle jokes |
Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset?
Max: Why?
Dhruv: It was never right.
| true |
Angry jokes |
Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset?
Max: Why?
Dhruv: It was never right. | true |
Angry jokes |
Ben: Why was the droid angry?
Steve: Why?
Ben: Because people were pushing it's buttons. | true |
Angry jokes |
Deena: Why was the droid angry?
Mark: Why?
Deena: People kept pushing its buttons.
| true |
Animal jokes |
ENZO: What do you call a fairy tale made by a giraffe?
EMILY: What?
ENZO: A tall tale. | true |
Animal jokes |
MARIANO: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
AVERY: Tell me.
MARIANO: A moo-sician. | true |
Animal jokes |
Davis: What do you get when you cross a snake and bunny?
Sean: I don’t know.
Davis: A jump rope. | true |
Animal jokes |
JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest?
SAMMY: I’m not sure.
JOHNNY: An investigator. | true |
Animal jokes |
A PUNNY BOOK: “Wild Animals” by Kai Otee. | false |
Animal jokes |
Jonah: Why can’t leopards ever escape from the zoo?
Sam: I don’t know.
Jonah: Because they are always spotted. | true |
Animal jokes |
DEVOM: What animal doesn’t deserve straight A’s in school?
SHAWN: I don’t know.
DEVOM: A cheetah! | true |
Animal jokes |
Nathan: Why do tigers have stripes?
Thomas: Why?
Nathan: So they aren’t spotted. | true |
Animal jokes |
Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
Jackie: I don’t know. What?
Sam: A dog. | true |
Animal jokes |
William: Which animal writes the best?
Matthew: Which one?
William: A pen-guin. | true |
Animal jokes |
Chris: Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
Bob: Where?
Chris: The retail store. | true |
Animal jokes |
A punny book: "Horseplay" by Ima E. Quine. | true |
Animal jokes |
Kevin: My horse is too slow. How do I make him fast?
Evan: Simple. Don’t give him anything to eat. | true |
Animal jokes |
Kevin: Did you hear the one about the flying cows?
Kole: Yes. What about it?
Kevin: It was a complete and udder lie. | true |
Animal jokes |
Kek: Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Tommy: Why?
Kek: Because they’re so good at it. | true |
Animal jokes |
Josh: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Jake: I haven’t the foggiest.
Josh: An investigator! | true |
Animal jokes |
Keshav: What’s similar between ink and pigs?
Bob: No idea.
Keshav: They both run out of the pen. | true |
Animal jokes |
Seena: Why did the gum cross the road?
Jerod: Why?
Seena: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot. | true |
Animal jokes |
Harry: What did the judge say when a skunk wandered into his building?
Billy: What?
Harry: “Odor in the court!” | true |
Animal jokes |
Ty: What do male cattle use to write?
Luke: Beats me.
Ty: Bullpens! | true |
Animal jokes |
Carl: What do you call a dog that can find a lost remote?
Chris: Tell me.
Carl: “Man’s best friend!” | true |
Animal jokes |
Andrew: What do you call a buffalo that lives 200 years?
Curtis: Beats me.
Andrew: A bison-tennial! | true |
Animal jokes |
Tom: Why should you never ask a horse if you can ride it?
Charlie: Why?
Tom: Because it always says “nay!” | true |
Animal jokes |
Dwight: What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale?
Dakota: I don’t know. What?
Dwight: About three pounces! | true |
Animal jokes |
A book never written: “Semi-Aquatic Animals” by Patty Puss. | true |
Animal jokes |
Pedro: How do pigs talk to each other?
Ordep: Beats me.
Pedro: Swine language! | true |
Animal jokes |
Michael: What kind of music does a kangaroo listen to?
Matt: I have no idea.
Michael: Hip-hop! | true |
Animal jokes |
Karen: What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?
Dan: What?
Karen: A convertible with a big trunk! | true |
Animal jokes |
Al: Isn't this beastly weather we're having?
Hal: What do you mean?
Al: It's raining cats and dogs! | true |
Animal jokes |
Braden: What kind of car does a snake drive?
Hayden: What?
Braden: An Ana-Honda! | true |
Animal jokes |
Glen: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Ken: What?
Glen: Cock-a-poodle-doo! | true |
Animal jokes |
David: Why are pigs bad drivers?
Maia: Uhh -- why?
David: They hog the road! | true |
Ant jokes |
EDMUND: What do you call a happy ant?
EDDIE: I’m not sure.
EDMUND: Buoy-ant! | true |
Antenna jokes |
Gus: What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna?
Phoenix: I have no idea.
Gus: A golden receiver. | true |
Antenna jokes |
Gus: What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna?
Phoenix: I have no idea.
Gus: A golden receiver. | true |
Apple jokes |
Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Tom: No idea.
Andy: Having half a worm in your apple. | true |
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