SeppeV/scoutlife_db_annotated · Datasets at Hugging Face

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4th of July jokes	George: Knock, knock. Kent: Who’s there? George: Sadie. Kent: Sadie, who? George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance. It’s the Fourth of July!	true
Abdominal jokes	ARJUN: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? ALEXANDER: I haven’t the foggiest. ARJUN: An abdominal snowman.	true
Abe Lincoln jokes	Patrick: What do you call our 16th president, waiting to turn left at a red light? Hugh: I have no clue. Patrick: Abe Blinkin.	true
Accident jokes	Caden: Where do you take someone who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? Lilly: Where? Caden: To the ICU!	true
Actor jokes	PETER: Why do we tell actors to break a leg? JOAN: I don’t know. PETER: Because every play has a cast.	true
Actor jokes	Manan: Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Frank: Why? Manan: Every play needs a cast.	true
Actor jokes	Manan: Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Theo: Why? Manan: Because every play has a cast.	true
Afraid jokes	ALLEN: Why don’t fish play basketball? HELEN: Tell me. ALLEN: Because they’re afraid of the net.	true
Afraid jokes	JEAN: Why was the dog afraid of the clock? KEN: Tell me. JEAN: He was scared of its ticks.	true
Afraid jokes	VINCE: Why do dinosaurs hide from Santa’s reindeer? MAX: Why? VINCE: Because they’re afraid of Comet.	true
Afraid jokes	AAYUSH: Why are fish bad at basketball? SAM: I haven’t the foggiest. AAYUSH: They are afraid of the net.	true
Air Force jokes	JAKE: Where do you find flying rabbits? JAYDEN: Where? JAKE: The Hare Force.	true
Air Force jokes	Jake: Where do you ﬁnd ﬂying rabbits? Jayden: Where? Jake: The Hare Force.	true
Airplane jokes	ROBERT: Where does a mountain climber keep his plane? IAN: Where? ROBERT: In a cliffhanger.	true
Airplane jokes	A Punny Book: "Ways to Travel" by Anna Plane.	true
Airplane jokes	Train: Why did the airplane get sent to his room? Car: I don’t know. Train: Bad altitude.	true
Airplane jokes	Daffynition: Pilot — What you do with wood after you cut and split it.	true
Airplane jokes	A book never written: “Flying for Beginners” by Landon Safely.	false
Airplane jokes	Peter: What has a nose and flies but can’t smell? Elaine: I haven’t a clue. Peter: An airplane!	true
Airplane jokes	Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet? Jake: Tell me. Seth: A “plane in the neck.”	true
Airplane jokes	Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Tommy: At the great airports!	true
Airplane jokes	A book never written: “Skydiving” by Hugo First.	false
Airplane jokes	Warped Wiseman wonders: Why is mail that goes by sea called "CARgo" and mail that goes by land called "SHIPment"?	false
Alarm Clock jokes	SEAN: What happened to the man who made a silent alarm clock? SAM: What? SEAN: He won the Nobel Prize!	true
Alfredo jokes	A PUNNY BOOK: “Spaghetti Sauces” by Alfred O.	true
Alfredo jokes	A PUNNY BOOK: "Pasta Sauce" by Al Fraydo.	false
Algebra jokes	Aaron: What are math buddies called? Joshua: I don’t know. What? Aaron: Alge-bros!	true
Algebra jokes	A PUNNY BOOK: "The Math Inventor" by Al Jeebra.	true
Algebra jokes	A country boy goes off to college. His father phones to see how he’s doing. “I’m going great in algebra,” the son says. “Say something in algebra,” the father says. “Pi R squared.” “What?!” says the father. “Everybody knows that cornbread is square. Pies are round.”	true
Alien jokes	Sabur: What did the alien say to the puzzle? Devin: Not sure. Sabur: “I come in peace. You come in pieces.”	true
Alien jokes	BARRETT: How do you put a baby alien to sleep? HALEY: I don’t know. How? BARRETT: You rocket.	true
Alien jokes	PAXTON: How do aliens harvest their crops? GEORGE: No clue. How? PAXTON: With tractor beams.	true
Alien jokes	Judah: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life ? Chuck: Beats me. Judah: “Take me to your reader.”	true
Alien jokes	Joshua: How do you get a baby alien to sleep? Darren: How? Joshua: You rocket.	true
Alien jokes	A book never written: “Aliens” by Ross Well.	false
Alien jokes	Ryan: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet? Tim: Tell me. Ryan: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him!	true
Alien jokes	Jimmy: What did the alien say to the measuring cup? James: I have no idea. Jimmy: “Take me to your liter.”	true
Alien jokes	Pee Wee: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life? Chubb: Beats me. Pee Wee: “Take me to your reader.”	true
Alien jokes	Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet? Chip: Beats me. Chris: Unidentified frying objects!	true
Alien jokes	Jay: What do you get when you cross an alien and something white and fluffy? Joe: What? Jay: A martian-mallow!	true
Alien jokes	Noah: What do you call an alien that lives in a bog? Caleb: I have no idea. What? Noah: A “marsh-in!”	true
Alien jokes	A book never written: “Proof of Extraterrestrials” by A. Leon Being.	true
Allergy jokes	A PUNNY BOOK: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees.	false
Allergy jokes	A punny book: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees.	true
Alligator jokes	JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest? SAMMY: I’m not sure. JOHNNY: An investigator.	true
Alligator jokes	Chrystal: How do you cook an alligator? Nathaniel: How? Chrystal: With a Crock-Pot.	true
Alligator jokes	DONALD: What do you call an alligator detective? WILL: I don’t know. DONALD: An investi-gator!	true
Alligator jokes	Josh: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Jake: I haven’t the foggiest. Josh: An investigator!	true
Alligator jokes	A book never written: “Escaping Crocodiles” by Ron A. Way.	false
Alpaca jokes	NIKOU: What did one llama say to the other when it was time to go on vacation? NILA: I don’t know. NIKOU: “Alpaca up.”	true
Alpaca jokes	Zayn: Knock, knock. Willy: Who’s there? Zayn: Alpaca. Willy: Alpaca, who? Zayn: Alpaca the suitcase. You load up the car.	true
Alpaca jokes	ALAYNA: What did the alpaca say when he was kicked off the farm? TIA: I’m stumped. ALAYNA: “Alpaca my bags.”	true
Alphabet jokes	SPARKLES: What’s the coolest letter in the alphabet? SAM: Which one? SPARKLES: B, because it’s surrounded by A/C.	true
Alphabet jokes	JULIAN: Why do pirates have a longer alphabet than we do? KYLE: I’m stumped. JULIAN: Because they have seven C’s!	true
Alphabet jokes	Ryan: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet? Tim: Tell me. Ryan: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him!	true
Amphibian jokes	JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest? SAMMY: I’m not sure. JOHNNY: An investigator.	true
Amphibian jokes	A PUNNY BOOK: "The Complete Guide to Amphibians" by Sally Mander.	true
Angle jokes	JOSIAH: What do math teachers call Los Angeles? STEVEN: What? JOSIAH: The City of Angles.	true
Angle jokes	Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset? Max: Why? Dhruv: It was never right.	true
Angle jokes	SAM: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem? RUTH: Why? SAM: She needed to look at it from a different angle.	true
Angle jokes	Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset? Max: Why? Dhruv: It was never right.	true
Angry jokes	Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset? Max: Why? Dhruv: It was never right.	true
Angry jokes	Ben: Why was the droid angry? Steve: Why? Ben: Because people were pushing it's buttons.	true
Angry jokes	Deena: Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deena: People kept pushing its buttons.	true
Animal jokes	ENZO: What do you call a fairy tale made by a giraffe? EMILY: What? ENZO: A tall tale.	true
Animal jokes	MARIANO: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? AVERY: Tell me. MARIANO: A moo-sician.	true
Animal jokes	Davis: What do you get when you cross a snake and bunny? Sean: I don’t know. Davis: A jump rope.	true
Animal jokes	JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest? SAMMY: I’m not sure. JOHNNY: An investigator.	true
Animal jokes	A PUNNY BOOK: “Wild Animals” by Kai Otee.	false
Animal jokes	Jonah: Why can’t leopards ever escape from the zoo? Sam: I don’t know. Jonah: Because they are always spotted.	true
Animal jokes	DEVOM: What animal doesn’t deserve straight A’s in school? SHAWN: I don’t know. DEVOM: A cheetah!	true
Animal jokes	Nathan: Why do tigers have stripes? Thomas: Why? Nathan: So they aren’t spotted.	true
Animal jokes	Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer? Jackie: I don’t know. What? Sam: A dog.	true
Animal jokes	William: Which animal writes the best? Matthew: Which one? William: A pen-guin.	true
Animal jokes	Chris: Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Bob: Where? Chris: The retail store.	true
Animal jokes	A punny book: "Horseplay" by Ima E. Quine.	true
Animal jokes	Kevin: My horse is too slow. How do I make him fast? Evan: Simple. Don’t give him anything to eat.	true
Animal jokes	Kevin: Did you hear the one about the ﬂying cows? Kole: Yes. What about it? Kevin: It was a complete and udder lie.	true
Animal jokes	Kek: Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Tommy: Why? Kek: Because they’re so good at it.	true
Animal jokes	Josh: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Jake: I haven’t the foggiest. Josh: An investigator!	true
Animal jokes	Keshav: What’s similar between ink and pigs? Bob: No idea. Keshav: They both run out of the pen.	true
Animal jokes	Seena: Why did the gum cross the road? Jerod: Why? Seena: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.	true
Animal jokes	Harry: What did the judge say when a skunk wandered into his building? Billy: What? Harry: “Odor in the court!”	true
Animal jokes	Ty: What do male cattle use to write? Luke: Beats me. Ty: Bullpens!	true
Animal jokes	Carl: What do you call a dog that can find a lost remote? Chris: Tell me. Carl: “Man’s best friend!”	true
Animal jokes	Andrew: What do you call a buffalo that lives 200 years? Curtis: Beats me. Andrew: A bison-tennial!	true
Animal jokes	Tom: Why should you never ask a horse if you can ride it? Charlie: Why? Tom: Because it always says “nay!”	true
Animal jokes	Dwight: What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale? Dakota: I don’t know. What? Dwight: About three pounces!	true
Animal jokes	A book never written: “Semi-Aquatic Animals” by Patty Puss.	true
Animal jokes	Pedro: How do pigs talk to each other? Ordep: Beats me. Pedro: Swine language!	true
Animal jokes	Michael: What kind of music does a kangaroo listen to? Matt: I have no idea. Michael: Hip-hop!	true
Animal jokes	Karen: What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant? Dan: What? Karen: A convertible with a big trunk!	true
Animal jokes	Al: Isn't this beastly weather we're having? Hal: What do you mean? Al: It's raining cats and dogs!	true
Animal jokes	Braden: What kind of car does a snake drive? Hayden: What? Braden: An Ana-Honda!	true
Animal jokes	Glen: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? Ken: What? Glen: Cock-a-poodle-doo!	true
Animal jokes	David: Why are pigs bad drivers? Maia: Uhh -- why? David: They hog the road!	true
Ant jokes	EDMUND: What do you call a happy ant? EDDIE: I’m not sure. EDMUND: Buoy-ant!	true
Antenna jokes	Gus: What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna? Phoenix: I have no idea. Gus: A golden receiver.	true
Antenna jokes	Gus: What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna? Phoenix: I have no idea. Gus: A golden receiver.	true
Apple jokes	Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple? Tom: No idea. Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.	true

4th of July jokes

George: Knock, knock. Kent: Who’s there? George: Sadie. Kent: Sadie, who? George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance. It’s the Fourth of July!

true

Abdominal jokes

ARJUN: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? ALEXANDER: I haven’t the foggiest. ARJUN: An abdominal snowman.

true

Abe Lincoln jokes

Patrick: What do you call our 16th president, waiting to turn left at a red light? Hugh: I have no clue. Patrick: Abe Blinkin.

true

Accident jokes

Caden: Where do you take someone who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? Lilly: Where? Caden: To the ICU!

true

Actor jokes

PETER: Why do we tell actors to break a leg? JOAN: I don’t know. PETER: Because every play has a cast.

true

Actor jokes

Manan: Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Frank: Why? Manan: Every play needs a cast.

true

Actor jokes

Manan: Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Theo: Why? Manan: Because every play has a cast.

true

Afraid jokes

ALLEN: Why don’t fish play basketball? HELEN: Tell me. ALLEN: Because they’re afraid of the net.

true

Afraid jokes

JEAN: Why was the dog afraid of the clock? KEN: Tell me. JEAN: He was scared of its ticks.

true

Afraid jokes

VINCE: Why do dinosaurs hide from Santa’s reindeer? MAX: Why? VINCE: Because they’re afraid of Comet.

true

Afraid jokes

AAYUSH: Why are fish bad at basketball? SAM: I haven’t the foggiest. AAYUSH: They are afraid of the net.

true

Air Force jokes

JAKE: Where do you find flying rabbits? JAYDEN: Where? JAKE: The Hare Force.

true

Air Force jokes

Jake: Where do you ﬁnd ﬂying rabbits? Jayden: Where? Jake: The Hare Force.

true

Airplane jokes

ROBERT: Where does a mountain climber keep his plane? IAN: Where? ROBERT: In a cliffhanger.

true

Airplane jokes

A Punny Book: "Ways to Travel" by Anna Plane.

true

Airplane jokes

Train: Why did the airplane get sent to his room? Car: I don’t know. Train: Bad altitude.

true

Airplane jokes

Daffynition: Pilot — What you do with wood after you cut and split it.

true

Airplane jokes

A book never written: “Flying for Beginners” by Landon Safely.

false

Airplane jokes

Peter: What has a nose and flies but can’t smell? Elaine: I haven’t a clue. Peter: An airplane!

true

Airplane jokes

Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet? Jake: Tell me. Seth: A “plane in the neck.”

true

Airplane jokes

Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Tommy: At the great airports!

true

Airplane jokes

A book never written: “Skydiving” by Hugo First.

false

Airplane jokes

Warped Wiseman wonders: Why is mail that goes by sea called "CARgo" and mail that goes by land called "SHIPment"?

false

Alarm Clock jokes

SEAN: What happened to the man who made a silent alarm clock? SAM: What? SEAN: He won the Nobel Prize!

true

Alfredo jokes

A PUNNY BOOK: “Spaghetti Sauces” by Alfred O.

true

Alfredo jokes

A PUNNY BOOK: "Pasta Sauce" by Al Fraydo.

false

Algebra jokes

Aaron: What are math buddies called? Joshua: I don’t know. What? Aaron: Alge-bros!

true

Algebra jokes

A PUNNY BOOK: "The Math Inventor" by Al Jeebra.

true

Algebra jokes

A country boy goes off to college. His father phones to see how he’s doing. “I’m going great in algebra,” the son says. “Say something in algebra,” the father says. “Pi R squared.” “What?!” says the father. “Everybody knows that cornbread is square. Pies are round.”

true

Alien jokes

Sabur: What did the alien say to the puzzle? Devin: Not sure. Sabur: “I come in peace. You come in pieces.”

true

Alien jokes

BARRETT: How do you put a baby alien to sleep? HALEY: I don’t know. How? BARRETT: You rocket.

true

Alien jokes

PAXTON: How do aliens harvest their crops? GEORGE: No clue. How? PAXTON: With tractor beams.

true

Alien jokes

Judah: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life ? Chuck: Beats me. Judah: “Take me to your reader.”

true

Alien jokes

Joshua: How do you get a baby alien to sleep? Darren: How? Joshua: You rocket.

true

Alien jokes

A book never written: “Aliens” by Ross Well.

false

Alien jokes

Ryan: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet? Tim: Tell me. Ryan: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him!

true

Alien jokes

Jimmy: What did the alien say to the measuring cup? James: I have no idea. Jimmy: “Take me to your liter.”

true

Alien jokes

Pee Wee: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life? Chubb: Beats me. Pee Wee: “Take me to your reader.”

true

Alien jokes

Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet? Chip: Beats me. Chris: Unidentified frying objects!

true

Alien jokes

Jay: What do you get when you cross an alien and something white and fluffy? Joe: What? Jay: A martian-mallow!

true

Alien jokes

Noah: What do you call an alien that lives in a bog? Caleb: I have no idea. What? Noah: A “marsh-in!”

true

Alien jokes

A book never written: “Proof of Extraterrestrials” by A. Leon Being.

true

Allergy jokes

A PUNNY BOOK: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees.

false

Allergy jokes

A punny book: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees.

true

Alligator jokes

JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest? SAMMY: I’m not sure. JOHNNY: An investigator.

true

Alligator jokes

Chrystal: How do you cook an alligator? Nathaniel: How? Chrystal: With a Crock-Pot.

true

Alligator jokes

DONALD: What do you call an alligator detective? WILL: I don’t know. DONALD: An investi-gator!

true

Alligator jokes

Josh: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Jake: I haven’t the foggiest. Josh: An investigator!

true

Alligator jokes

A book never written: “Escaping Crocodiles” by Ron A. Way.

false

Alpaca jokes

NIKOU: What did one llama say to the other when it was time to go on vacation? NILA: I don’t know. NIKOU: “Alpaca up.”

true

Alpaca jokes

Zayn: Knock, knock. Willy: Who’s there? Zayn: Alpaca. Willy: Alpaca, who? Zayn: Alpaca the suitcase. You load up the car.

true

Alpaca jokes

ALAYNA: What did the alpaca say when he was kicked off the farm? TIA: I’m stumped. ALAYNA: “Alpaca my bags.”

true

Alphabet jokes

SPARKLES: What’s the coolest letter in the alphabet? SAM: Which one? SPARKLES: B, because it’s surrounded by A/C.

true

Alphabet jokes

JULIAN: Why do pirates have a longer alphabet than we do? KYLE: I’m stumped. JULIAN: Because they have seven C’s!

true

Alphabet jokes

Ryan: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet? Tim: Tell me. Ryan: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him!

true

Amphibian jokes

JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest? SAMMY: I’m not sure. JOHNNY: An investigator.

true

Amphibian jokes

A PUNNY BOOK: "The Complete Guide to Amphibians" by Sally Mander.

true

Angle jokes

JOSIAH: What do math teachers call Los Angeles? STEVEN: What? JOSIAH: The City of Angles.

true

Angle jokes

Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset? Max: Why? Dhruv: It was never right.

true

Angle jokes

SAM: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem? RUTH: Why? SAM: She needed to look at it from a different angle.

true

Angle jokes

Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset? Max: Why? Dhruv: It was never right.

true

Angry jokes

Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset? Max: Why? Dhruv: It was never right.

true

Angry jokes

Ben: Why was the droid angry? Steve: Why? Ben: Because people were pushing it's buttons.

true

Angry jokes

Deena: Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deena: People kept pushing its buttons.

true

Animal jokes

ENZO: What do you call a fairy tale made by a giraffe? EMILY: What? ENZO: A tall tale.

true

Animal jokes

MARIANO: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? AVERY: Tell me. MARIANO: A moo-sician.

true

Animal jokes

Davis: What do you get when you cross a snake and bunny? Sean: I don’t know. Davis: A jump rope.

true

Animal jokes

JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest? SAMMY: I’m not sure. JOHNNY: An investigator.

true

Animal jokes

A PUNNY BOOK: “Wild Animals” by Kai Otee.

false

Animal jokes

Jonah: Why can’t leopards ever escape from the zoo? Sam: I don’t know. Jonah: Because they are always spotted.

true

Animal jokes

DEVOM: What animal doesn’t deserve straight A’s in school? SHAWN: I don’t know. DEVOM: A cheetah!

true

Animal jokes

Nathan: Why do tigers have stripes? Thomas: Why? Nathan: So they aren’t spotted.

true

Animal jokes

Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer? Jackie: I don’t know. What? Sam: A dog.

true

Animal jokes

William: Which animal writes the best? Matthew: Which one? William: A pen-guin.

true

Animal jokes

Chris: Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Bob: Where? Chris: The retail store.

true

Animal jokes

A punny book: "Horseplay" by Ima E. Quine.

true

Animal jokes

Kevin: My horse is too slow. How do I make him fast? Evan: Simple. Don’t give him anything to eat.

true

Animal jokes

Kevin: Did you hear the one about the ﬂying cows? Kole: Yes. What about it? Kevin: It was a complete and udder lie.

true

Animal jokes

Kek: Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Tommy: Why? Kek: Because they’re so good at it.

true

Animal jokes

Josh: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Jake: I haven’t the foggiest. Josh: An investigator!

true

Animal jokes

Keshav: What’s similar between ink and pigs? Bob: No idea. Keshav: They both run out of the pen.

true

Animal jokes

Seena: Why did the gum cross the road? Jerod: Why? Seena: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

true

Animal jokes

Harry: What did the judge say when a skunk wandered into his building? Billy: What? Harry: “Odor in the court!”

true

Animal jokes

Ty: What do male cattle use to write? Luke: Beats me. Ty: Bullpens!

true

Animal jokes

Carl: What do you call a dog that can find a lost remote? Chris: Tell me. Carl: “Man’s best friend!”

true

Animal jokes

Andrew: What do you call a buffalo that lives 200 years? Curtis: Beats me. Andrew: A bison-tennial!

true

Animal jokes

Tom: Why should you never ask a horse if you can ride it? Charlie: Why? Tom: Because it always says “nay!”

true

Animal jokes

Dwight: What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale? Dakota: I don’t know. What? Dwight: About three pounces!

true

Animal jokes

A book never written: “Semi-Aquatic Animals” by Patty Puss.

true

Animal jokes

Pedro: How do pigs talk to each other? Ordep: Beats me. Pedro: Swine language!

true

Animal jokes

Michael: What kind of music does a kangaroo listen to? Matt: I have no idea. Michael: Hip-hop!

true

Animal jokes

Karen: What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant? Dan: What? Karen: A convertible with a big trunk!

true

Animal jokes

Al: Isn't this beastly weather we're having? Hal: What do you mean? Al: It's raining cats and dogs!

true

Animal jokes

Braden: What kind of car does a snake drive? Hayden: What? Braden: An Ana-Honda!

true

Animal jokes

Glen: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? Ken: What? Glen: Cock-a-poodle-doo!

true

Animal jokes

David: Why are pigs bad drivers? Maia: Uhh -- why? David: They hog the road!

true

Ant jokes

EDMUND: What do you call a happy ant? EDDIE: I’m not sure. EDMUND: Buoy-ant!

true

Antenna jokes

Gus: What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna? Phoenix: I have no idea. Gus: A golden receiver.

true

Antenna jokes

Gus: What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna? Phoenix: I have no idea. Gus: A golden receiver.

true

Apple jokes

Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple? Tom: No idea. Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.

true