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ugh why did i make this peanut butter bagel? ughhhhh life is not good
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nice. the sun is eatin' me alive good weather
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blah!! I'm awake....an hour early
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@unnuagedecole how was your jam session?
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@ibreathesbs m'kay
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@jennypoynter iv never saw him before, i always seem to miss him aha! hopefully at T though ahh thats gutting you wont see him there xx
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@tiffanieANN I'm sad! I want to see howard!
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Bored as ever. I got my report card in the mail 2day and i think i might have fell in2 a hole because i got a C. i dont ever get C's. i
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My Cherry Amaretto Mocha tastes weird.
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just doesn't sleep anymore..
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i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!
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@McNasty_Kiwi ummm i dunno. I'll see. lol. I loved it the way you wrote it
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Going for lunch now with hubby....tweet later, have a good afternoon
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night all going bed hope fully when i awake sims 3 will be here
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@Elle202 stuck n efin del by myself my sisters comin back 2mrw to get me cuz lani lost her car keys so they took jen car to get her spare
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@TheRealMaya Its back WOOHOO wonder if its cause joes single ladies people flagged it for some reason soooo glad its back xx
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@kissjeanie hey thanks for the follow also. I look forward to ur tweets!
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Trying to find some good techie news feeds to follow..
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@Maryssfromparis can u help me maryss
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Just half an hour of sun, 15mins back, 15mins front, now back to the LCD light
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Is disappointed about the 2 shot defeat to Kent
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@tommcfly i don't believe is the last show in Brazil, please don't go
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Just watched The Pirates of Silicone Valley. Good movie about how computers started. http://www.megavideo.com/?v=Q0HDXOA3
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can't believe how much 'don't let me stop you' is relating to me right now. mann, some people can just be complete idiots. :@
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@fdtorres it's so odd, i have 100 api,they run out in abt 10 min w/o my tweeting&cant refresh until the next hr. it's like tweet prison
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And the winner for the most random shit said while drunk award goes too @BrianaYvette congrats!!!
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@LesbianCafe you know what is best for you to do...just rest and take it easy until you can see her.
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My dad bought 10 cake mixes at the store and no icing.
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@westonbuck You're so good to me!
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@bassomatic someone stole james' laptop and phone, we couldnt find the ppl who did it so we had to file a police report
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Doing laundry and playing the sims. My eyes are swollen
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My wish list for today : 1. More sleep , 2. Even more sleep, 3. A 2hr body massage at cozy. I don't think any of them will come true
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@MsRivercity y I didn't c u while u was here
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@MarquitaL not w/ yal! Ima b by myself on the planes!!!! Boohooo!!
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@jillbrasfield LOL-Who are you kidding? Let's see, the clothes of two humans or the clothes of the Brasfield brigade? No freaking way!
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has a tummy ache, and it's not because he has to head to the toilet. Suggestions?
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@kelleykelz if you like 2 laugh..have a good time..follow me..its just that simple
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@ozzmust http://bit.ly/19F8Gn hehe
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Good news: I got my iTunes to work. Bad news: I STILL can't update the music on my iPod!
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@PlanetXbox360 Yes it's. The only downside is I went to play Homerun Pinball and after three strike you have to go back to the main menu.
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@RiverKanoff I think you meant to say it certainly wasn't my Twittiest.
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Adele with Saigey
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@vnesnz The one I played right after your Beyonce song. Look in "home" on Blip, lol And who's being rude to you? Want me to beat 'em up?
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.@KatieKurruption hey yo what's up?
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@xhunnybunny i don't understand why there are "". does that mean you're kidding?
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@CanuckBlondie find WHATEVER means necessary!!!!
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I am going to miss all my stuff at WAHS
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Thinking of my Husband @Garee1980 today being Friday & dealing with High School jerks this last week & next week. Hang in there Hun.
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gtg now
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chatting with my homegirl tawana and laughing my ass off! missing my best friend Angie
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Hey Everyone
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@Acererak I think you might need a wordpress account. I just couldn't handle all the random and odd comments.
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i am on aim getting ready to go to bed. running a 5k tommorow for mothers day. wish me luck!
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Tired of being alone
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Terminator salvation tonight
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Since memorial day weekend is over I'm going to throw myself a party... a pity party. xo Lolli
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For some reason it smells like fried chicken. I want KFC now.
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@jordanknight You got me Twisted for you... @pdwhite522 I feel you girl but now its two tweets from our man
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@djrbk my bad... Didn't know it was gonna be sideways but definitely worth the read.
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watching the backyardigans with my son
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@ludajuice who does he love more?
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Chocolate milk is so much better through a straw. I lack said straw
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@luckygnahhh I will maybe. After I finish seeing this movie. I've been fucking great. I miss ya
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I miss football... I need something to be competitive in
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oh joys, my compressor for the a/c unit blew; maint guy had to replace it getting cooler now
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Pissed Off...jus cut the mess outta my thumb
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@staceybug @MarDeck The server never came to check on us and my soda tasted like crap. Then he ran my card twice.
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ahh suns out, im out with my camera, though i think my coffee blend is impbalanced. cups to tart
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@pibby I do & so do the people on the subway as they look over my shoulder.
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@YoungQ Awww....honey, I'm sorry....If I was in NYC I'd paint for ya for free.....
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My horsey fucked up his wee leg
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@geeann02 Have fun! Which dress are you wearing?
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is tired and sleepy after sleeping for 4 hours and got up again...
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@ska4me poor kitties not doing good today hugs to your kitty too
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@DebbieFletcher did you understand? thay were trying to talk with you
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laying out today then workkk
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We're preparing for Tiki Tom's outrigger race this Sat, June 6 in Oakland CA. Tired, but feeling grateful at the moment
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today's new sticky is happy http://bit.ly/19sMda
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Oh snap! Just realized how late it is and I have to be up in five hours to get ready for church! Good night, my fellow chucksters!
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Hello Garry - have a nice day when u woke up
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I am sad... why couldn't he wait at least until after the tour to leave the band
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The ride has requests to last us until next week !!!
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Debating whether to update one of my SaaS to FB5.5... I miss some of the features!
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@joesebok if i was there i would give it to ya but im not u should really go get it tho its awsome!!!
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@majic13 I thought I saw some elves with definite skin disorders in Oblivion...
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@eputis oh no, you are a snuggie person too? What is happening to society
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@wayfarer221 Kirk is alive and well.
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@ojodieo really really want to.but im full of ass
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@mrs_mcsupergirl writing is an *excellent* way to deal w/angst&woe! i have totally stayed up waaaay too late writing a time or 2 myself
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@BlindStar It's too early
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what can I do, planning for leaving Paris almost done, it's just why I fall in love
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Eric Roberson's 'If I Had A Chance' gets me everytime. Off to sleep. I think I messed me poor knee up Night Night
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@mitchelmusso i dont live ANYwhere near there you should come to Perth Australia
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@reneengstrom the red dwarf books are brilliant. I've read all 4 at least 3 times each, and I'm re-reading backwards as i type this
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gutted I've missed BGT I'll have to watch the repeat tomorrow, diversity musta been pretty amazing to have won?
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@raesmaa And here's our evolution as it relates to tech http://www.zoliblog.com/2008/05/26/webolution/
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she wish the dream is true n will happy forever..*slap*..what's the time now?it's 2pm!!get off from the bad n continue the hard life
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@Vi_Vo It's so pretty, I feel unworthy! I tried to take care of birdie after he hurt his wing, but he died anyway.
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life is like a box of chocolate, its sad when they are all gone
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Walked 13-14 miles this past Sat @ Minute Man National Park and spent Sun. dehydrated and aching...but I'm getting back to normal
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