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Ok, have you seen my headphones? I have them in my hand, I laugh, & then headphones not in my hand! *thinks*
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Btw my Mom doesn't angry about the Tupperware. Thanks God
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I got soaked in the horrible rain today I'm home now though so that's much better!
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@Mark_Salinas Good morning Mark! How are you? Haven't talked to you in a while.
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no time for tweeting this morning...another day at the hospital tackling the health issues
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is having lunch with Honey at Restaurant Cicou. Sarap! Highly recommended!
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just think n wat am i gone do 2 day get on its pay day
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I thought this was Kriss Kross of Jump jump fame, not Chris Cross. No jump jump
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Just saw my first Elvis of the day - a team of Elvises runs this marathon.
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I cant find my size in jeans that have holes in them weeps! maybe i need to gain weight ...
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I must be the only person left on the planet who still visits the Strobelight page
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waiting on my cuzzo to pick me up.... ugh! Roosevelt is lonely in tallahassee
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@markfortin30 Anne Ramsay. I think she's dead
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@NadiaEstacio yayy happy birthday margaaa! Lets get drunk only if ur sister permits
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my blokia is death
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notices that the Windows 7 release date is after the date on which the free TechNet subscription expires
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@TimmyWood Very well said. I heart leopard print.
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@Jeremyscott002 we must have the same taste in music
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@TheNamesBlunt Its a definate Fnork from me I'm afraid.
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today really isn't a good day.
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@moniquemassacre i still loves you!!! /d i know your an ass just like me but in a good way
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@troylsmith Ask NKOTB: Do they still have groupies ... and how the heck old are they?
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@Remelyn means he doesnt wanna hang out with you at the mall
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loves you ♫ http://blip.fm/~7rdhj
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@Tedju Ok I got u i'll let u know by the end of the day
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I heard about this Twitter and wanted to see if it worked. It's @WeRespectMiley Pleease follow me! xx
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i'm sick so sad twitter world. i was due for it anyway.
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@Hi_defilicious :-/ sucks..when r u gunna do stuff for monday! lame shit sched. i am planning every waking hr to be sr proj dedicated
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It feels good to read a book again even when u've read that book about 10 times, its still good
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i have swollen glands and a viral infection. woo frigging hoo
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kinda depressed... vancouver will be in a rut for a while
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TWEET. crappy genetics work i cant do. crappy ecology work i cant do. cba to do anythinggg babysitting tonight! :]
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Someone send me 'who are you now' - this prov. I can't get the whole album,only the bonus tracks louiise-x@live.co.uk ty(:
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@markkley aaww, you are too sweet
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in love with someone i know i will never get, because he is with my best friend
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I just broke both of yolks on my eggs this morning... what a great start to a Saturday morning
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hit by a truck this morning while ridding.. sabotage! will need new wheels. not happy.
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@PirateEric Though profit margins in the furniture 'biz are sizeable, I wouldn't give up what I'm doing today
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Going to meet up with elizabeth at 4 then seeing up at 5 yay i've been dying to see that movie haha
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excited for this week.
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@dougiemcfly please come to Denmark. and Dougie we will sing you an Denmark song if you come to Denmark. So come soon! xx
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@Diana1976 Sweet dreams to u 2
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@DarnellWright Tell me about it! The thing is... There are a few central points in the system, so as soon as 1 of those has an issue
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@tsunimee I know, I hate having to clean the blender after each use! This way I have a cup for each weekday for work
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painting soon
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k im kinda over tweeting atm hahaha maybe later ill do it again. wow i did like over 50 tweets today hahaha IM PROUD!
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... Friday no school + graduation. Wow! It hasn't really hit me, though. Monday should be sad
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@MsLaudanum we can be chocolate covered tarts, yum!
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I am so confused with what to drop...Grr. Should be going for a meal tonight
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lost my ball to my piercing boo. i want foood<3
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@imrananwar just read ur twitter bio nice to meet u
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Bad storms in the Cincinnati area. Two funnel clouds sighted nearby. One more in Oxford. Hiding in the basement.
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Home safe n sound! Uh! Can't wait for the rest of the day! Once again HAPPY BDAY TO ME!!!!
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@DJTGUTTA I didn't go c it now im just at home zooted watchin my bloody valentine
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hottest day of the year my ass
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@Peppery those are lovely I think I like the one that has the window with pipes and stuff best.
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@GraduateStudies - Thanks for the heads up!
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just got home.. bout to watch a movie. NO work tomorrow
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@idontbitchiblog I haven't written on my blog too,
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@johnnynva @hereibe It might be raining and blah, but at least its Friday
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@jaimeeashley oh i miss that one too i wonder if ana has them. it was so epic. and yes, that game. i just lost it again.
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@BElanna_Torres OOC Oh look! /You're/ there!
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@mcflyharry couldn't find first up
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Turbos Sad and lonely i made him bran mash but its too hot... Waiting for it to cool downn......
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AsiaMagic.com Launches within next 48Hours
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@ ctayah happy birthday! How old?
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@iowadawg yeah, about 65F now. Almost survivable
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Just spilled a whole bunch of gas on my shoes. The stupid automatic shutoff was broken
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Just got home from work,watching casper,I used to love this movie especially when he turns human
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pissed about parental controls
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@ariestotle Oh, sorry Are you okay?
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@editacullen that guitar rocks! & about child.. idk DDD
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Why is it so cold on the first day of summer? I'm freezing..
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@pipstar congratulations on your new haircut. Looks great!
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@xlianax happy birthday! 18! I loveee you
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is bored. In town using some computer, forgot to post an update this morning, I'll update when I get back to my house tonight though.
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I unintenttally just spent the last 12 hours asleep on the futon. It felt good to sleep so much! I want more but my body won't let me
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back from college, gonna vibe in the sun for the rest of the day @Fee2401 spar at some point ?
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@vyctorsoft I am working on a picture that is more recent is all jes playing...I like your picture! Be you, if people dont like it eff m!
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@charlesdemar You have the *whole* house to romp in and you're hangin' out in the office, spinning in *my* chair? That's kinda funny!
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@girlygirlsheen Nite!
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@Epicx I no! why is file2hd not working anymore?
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@Eminem what happened to you man, you used to be the wittiest white nigger around, the last cd isn't even worth downloading
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THEY SAID MY NAME FUCKING WRONG OMG
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Damn I wanted to eat bbq tomorrow looks like a wrap for me
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Even though I stay up late watching TV, it's not that bad. I just can't get enough of the Discovery Channel and Nat Geo
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Minesweeper keeps crashin on my iTouch I think it may have worn out.. î?‰
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Low-energy on a Monday is no good
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So, just found out my dog might need (another) hip surgery. She's 14, not sure how well she'll be able to handle the stress
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Watching Adventures in babysitting, i love this movie, it came out the year i was born..1987
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@Tiny_Winchester Wha…… Didn't Indiana Jones end? I thought 4 was the final. ã?“ã‚“ã?°ã‚“ã?¯ã€?BPR
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@godsized Do have...can do.
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@heyjustus aw, well i didn't see much of it. tutorial only.
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i wanna watch fighting! when is it coming out
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hmmm idk i havent tried im guessing i could if i had to man my blue never goes all the way
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@WestEndUpdates or The Thirty Nine Steps if we are being precise
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@mcj66 it's mortifyingly embarassing tho not shocking. Yorkshire folk doing nothing to disprove stereotypes of narrowminded bigotry
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will be right back later http://plurk.com/p/11aqs2
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@CarlGriffith Tanjong Pagar has a trove a good eats apparently. We're making sure we try most of them
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@new_moon_ruth hey! you got twitter i like your usernamee (: and i think sims 3 is out, yes. xx
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