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I was taking my dishes out of the washer, and i cut myself....it hurts so bad!
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@turtleclansago good lord, that's awful. Glad you're okay.
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i will can you believe its been a month already!
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@Twyst That would be great... "looking for comics? why don't you click here and jerk off a little while you wait?"
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@ work ... BLAH .. taLk to me
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@KittyBoo81 WHAT?! Drunk Welshy?! I miss all the fun
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just formatted a hard drive for a customer Putting on vista - Bored!!!
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well played WI -hard luck Eng...now NZ tomorrow #cricket #t20
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Hates being sick in the middle of the night when I could be sleeping......
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my ear is fucking killing me......I think I have an earache
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@brunoeufrasio woah , welcome on twitter ! i'm not sure witch show u r talking about :/ the mcfly one or the jonas brothers one ?
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@otn1 Agreed. Sometimes really vapid movie can go a long way
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I'm really gonna miss being a kid I hate change.
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@kingboola thanx! kinda new to this.. I know how 2 reply but I'm very interested in hearing the back and forth convo and can't... ????
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Somewhat hanging after last night's rain-fuelled antics, good times though. Back in the 'shire tomorrow for the Summer
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really missing my grandparents today
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Loving my day off in bed watching alias
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Haha damit randy we say u stare as his ass lol and yea the earthquake droped my damn tacos
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Thinks its just unfair
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lying in my bed of extreme pain. im hurting everywhere. & am very nauseous cry with me as i lay in yhe bed of pain *tear tear
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@varunkumar *surprise* have always used it. but it isn't powerful!
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Morning! Refrained from tweeting til head on right way & coffee & bacon sammich consumed. Shall now take the day by the short & curlies..
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World fucking champions suckas
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@nathalielewis please please! oh btw have a nice trip
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is off to work, but wishes he could send the whole day in bed
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omg! geography sucs doin homework n totaly mysified don't hav a clue wot im doing...
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my cousin @PinkMordeno and i are watching the video of our grandpa & grandma's 50th wedding anniversary!
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@Wyldceltic1 I kind of want to, haha. I like my privacy.
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@clarasdiary nah im good thanks just done my german. science sucks -_-
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follow me please tell that to everybody i just have 4 followers please tell everybody to follow me please
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@ashleydarland Yeah I get that I miss you guys too
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@sableheart omg!! that sounds serious!! hope you can get well soon
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@Nhu_Tran how is that MY fault?! i didnt do anything! its nora's fault for drinkin MY milkshake. ummm... be careful?
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I am FINALLY getting over the flu. Yay me!
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@GiulianaRancic that's freakin hilarous how funny
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@caldjr oh stop I am really hungry
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@TheNotoriousBRE hahah, heyy your so lucky the show is sooon!
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# @Rockchic65 I'm ok, just really tired. OH is over tantrum but was sick in night so I didn't get much sleep
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@whitchil you guys are so cute!
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Jason Lytle - Brand New Sun rb@DeAnn "Brand new day - brand new sun - Hi y'all! Love those abs!...kbuech .."... ? http://blip.fm/~6h0aw
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finally! haha were eating at mickey D's in San Antonio
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@annajedwards YAYYYYYYYY things are better on my end missy.......AND I talked to Cam last night hope things work out missy good luck
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seeing Angels And Demons tonight
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@jamie_poyer Hey-ey-ey, the Boston Celtics are a respectable franchise
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in baltimore with my momma enjoying the beautiful view of the harbor from our hotel room! just wish the weather was nicer
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#bgt well said Simon! That's what I was trying to get at.
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It's raining in Miami Miami is sad that I'm leaving I have to back to St Louis ughhhhh
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@MissTori Ha Ha, I was thinking I should change my Screen Name to Mr. Robinson.
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I miss the days when energy bills didn't come to �400 every three months... time to try and extend my overdraft
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@55sasuke55 maths exam and i sucked oh well too late to complain u ok?
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You need to sleep, or you having issue sleeping, take 2 Benadryl - Allergy pills. Gees never again I'm still half awake
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Good morning Sunshine Tiime for $chooooL ! lol . BBL`
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@OlafurArnalds have a nice & safe flight to Germany ... looking fw for yr new album
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all the seniors are graduated
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good birthday I love you ALL! <3333
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@MichellePen I once asked a holy man and he said 'no one has ever failed to get into heaven for drinking too much tea' funny and true
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#sarahcfuller ftw make me a trending topic yes this is how bored i am
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!hailer nonworking cmd has been post in crew.. all that cmd did not give any respond..
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@davia14 yeah I know what you mean.
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@sonnyjoeflangan awww are you shitted cos you cant help @bradiewebbstack @shaundiviney @andyclemmensen @shaunjumpnow ? haha
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was up half the night with Halle. Beginnings of both strep and an ear infection.
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hahaha i think i have the best g&m quotes. thank u @iamthecommodore for being a REBEL who says no hugs? haha
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@misspleasure I'm on my way...!
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@pambeeslyjenna It's okay.. I kinda saw that coming.. Does that mean you are going to stop?
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@MissVerna I know Thierry! We never worked on anything together but I remember him
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dog the bounty huntaaah
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goin off to bed work tomorrow x x guna go cuddle up to lee x night night ppl x miss carla so much x she my lil angel x
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@danielayala Thanks for the encouraging words. All better today! Sorry about your car getting hit. My house was hit by a car once.
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don't take my heart and put it on a shelf (8)
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my head hurts
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@djscratch Good morning
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@TeamTSwift TUT! your never online same time as me anymore
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someone cracked my twitt password. gee...
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isnt that interest in the dessert menu nemore, wot is wrong wiv me?
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@ Mr EK. If you want him to!
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Coming back early just on purpose to vote for Europe and now stuck in stupid delayed train... grrrr
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may have tinked in the kitchen. Terabad would not accept that Woo did it
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is having some drinks
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Affidavit says Scott Roeder had $10 before slaying. http://tinyurl.com/oz6r7a >BUT he had a direct phone line to God.
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.@paloguitars But I luffs you! Only told you you smelled nice. *sniffs*
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@ManiKarthik my name and I loved the results
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This time next week i'll be in the USA
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I really love my best friend-the flood gates open the day we go our seperate ways
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Wow not being able to fall asleep is going to feel awesome in two hours when my alarM goes off
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Gooood morning loves ..... its sorta Sunny out.. I can work with that
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@kasiahasbones how can you hate me? I love you...
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@SianySianySiany I was up early vomming Are you in Berlin yet? I spent a good few hours yesterday googling Mike Patton's marital status
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has a 100.7 degree fever, chills and aches.. :/ odd symptoms and very annoying.. pray for me! good night!
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devstateddd, my silly iphone deleted all my jailbreak stuff thats 25 apps !
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@dannymcfly will you marry me and @yuval050 ? haha. or at list will you come to israel? plz answer x
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is feelin left out right now cuz he isnt popular and a diff shade...
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not feeling to well. tired of the sinus pressure, and ears ringing. think I'll try to take a nap.
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Bugger. Hamilton 19th when Q1 red flagged. Why's it always McLaren?
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WHY HAVEN'T THE SHIPPED MY FUCKING LUSH RUG? @JACKALLTIMELOW I ORDERED IT 48 HOURS AGO. FUUUUUUCK.
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It's couple time in Team International. Y yo solita
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@tanijoy That's ok sis, getting good rest is always a plus! The spirit, soul & mind need down time to refresh...Now your READY to get it
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just caught a spider all on my own! flushed it down the loo... that'll teach it!!
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The homework is coming alone well I should say I can do it!! All you need is faith
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hmm.....seems were losing followers depressing. imma listen to Kayas music to feel better *iz official Kaya fangirl* lol -Soshla =^.^=
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@missyjule Fell asleep after, time for sun now
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