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Is. this. a. lie? FML. F uuuuuuu. I can be such a fool sometimes
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should be in bed but was freaking woken up with a tummy ache
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@eugenechua I'm doing good Eugene. And you
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@trohman Not having a good day, huh? Sorry dude. If it's any consolation, mine's not fabulous either.
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Is testing updating my twitter from my cell phone ( no I haven't gotten out of bed yet )
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ready for some warm sunshine
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@typemark You could always wind the light round and round the living room roof to get a spiral effect
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going to lunch with my feeferoni! i miss her!
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@douggpound I read your tweets a few times before I noticed that green is the thing those items have in common
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Oh I really miss him but theyrez nothen I can do.
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my feet hurt
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Won't speak with @ImLaila
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Alright on my phone ill keep you updated as much as possible brother going crazy taking many pics of beantown ha later
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@r_witherspoon Fine thanks! have you been busy?
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I'm going to sleep on clean, crisp sheets tonight...ahhhhhhhhhh!
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I Am So Boreddd
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@mtstanford thanks i kno
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am not at edgefest.
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going to buy a new bike for my b'day (thanks D) and a new lawmower. Not sure which will be the more exciting purchase.
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Bacon of the Month Club sounds awesome [via @yahoo] Shame it seems to be US only
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@westham999 No way... That doesn't make me feel better. It's a replay of last year. Feels boring. The Bruins should've been in the CFs.
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Might have broken a toe
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@skroon They're slaves, so why not get them all to wave you after they've done the drinking? They can die waving you.
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@mitchelmusso i would if i was in americaa you should come tour in englandd x
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@Bluefairy0173 no
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@cuddigan Yeah the crystal(s) got wet so they broke. Water damage not covered by warranty/insurance on phone.
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@prjctmayhem 233 tickets? Oh wow that's so awesome!
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Just can't decide on what to wear. Yes, even blind folks have vanity.
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I feel like actually doing something in gym today but I forgot a shirt mei life sucks :/
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@rach210 mhmm coles deli i hear we are getting feral brown shirts soon indetad of our lovely blue
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@majornelson Yeah, but I don't think I can read the Live Blog with my phone while I'm stuck at work
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Calm lake and a little Sam Cooke action...ahhhhhh
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@craigsbeardwax probably what happened now all I have to do is get twitter to verify, just sent the code now, oh well, I'm happy
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@gedeon really?! that's interesting. I guess that could happen to many people... thou not to me thanx for the info!
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editing and watching movies tonight
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Oh and good morning twitterland! Off to school I go.
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@wireframebox :: Start planning "The Great Escape" now. Tickets go on sale in September via the ACO website. 2010 plan already underway
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@fenderdb Rest in peace.
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Fuck I need a job!!!!
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Congratulations on the Emmy win @Aweiss of @KGWnews... You deserve the trophy.
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back from working out...feeling sooo tired guess its because I'm still sick bleh
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@YoungQ lol
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@mileycyrus jeje! i will vote for you! You are amazing miley! Hope u can win MTV movie awards tomorrow! Love You!
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Just got back from Prague LOVED it!
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Ahhh! I got so much color todayy.
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@twilightfairy my mom is a dietician so thts y i know the list kela is good for high BP lots of potassium u c
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@athdaraxen clean up good or you cant come!!! haha B<3J
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@pickleberries I want to go to Murano & look for glass beads! I also can't wait to visit Burano. It looks beautiful!
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i think my mac is coming to the end of its life
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@gerardway we understand you're really busy; I'm sure you've got about a million things going on. hope you had a good day!
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at a meeting boring
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Joe Penny Ebay Auction for Wounded Warrior Project begins today ~~~ Good Luck and also Watch him on Cold Case again Tonight
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@krailton Totally agree
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Firemint...OS3...Kol concert... New York...coldplay...it's going to be an exciting time, over the coming months
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All DSs in bed since 9. DS4 temp 100.4 & he did not look well, hoping he does ok through the night. I don't think he smiled once today
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@sexyvirgo84 lol I'm for real.
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@mandystafford k...move the fam to sunny CA!!
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how to using this media
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That should have said "lesser known". Give me a break, I just got up and am typing this in my skivvies
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@Mavs_Girl Oh yippee, I'm very excited to know i am always a viable option.
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getting dressed & getting out!! much to do before tomorrow...excited for my hubby's bday! woohoo
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@karinarenee your tweet was just included in The Longest Poem in the World www.longestpoemintheworld.com/tweet/16092/
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Yay its Friday
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is slightly stunned. Wtf?? Well.. I'll take it!
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@sn1357 WOOHOO!!!! Bring it on my twin did u see the clip from Kingdom with SF hilarious!!! Loved it
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Watching an adorable baby blackbird in the garden, it's all clumsy and is still being fed by mum. Where's Chris Packham when I need him?
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@thomasjo I tweeted it. It's only a week old, so don't fret too much.
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@dougiemcfly thanks for saying good bye cry cry xxx
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@Mark_Milly true true.. i feel that lol... too bad u never say hi no more lol
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@carolinedewet Think it is then that they hope to sell "holiday homes or flats"
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So it would appear that the cafe was sold out from underneath us despite a contract. Looks like I will still be looking for a storefront
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My mother just set me off, sorry brittany
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@DrLucyRogers and the poor thing didn't know if it was dead or not!
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@ASOS_Sara The complete season two is out in September...! Far too long to wait!
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#cluetrain audio has been so up/down that I gave up - second time today I've closed down a webcast
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@Harriettaa @Allieandra *everyone's* mind is warped by barrowman (within 2mile radius), print me a tshirt too! no msn here, sorry
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when am i going back to my mooshy i miss my boy so much i could lick my elbow while growing beard & moustache & mushrooms & brinjals!!!
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@RBotti I cant figure out how to take the battery out of the palm pre... wth..
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I miss you and neither of us have left yet
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is gonna do my best for God and use my holidays to glorify him.
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http://tinyurl.com/pta8wk Taco Zone Arson. My heart weighs heavy tonight.
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Wonders were is my phone inteview phone call
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@KourtneyKardash I love it! It's the perfect time to nap and snuggle with someone special
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went to rob.. with my cousin, aunt and sister..
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@GabyMcKay Gaby i jus liked your picture and i love you every day ! And im gonna miss you millions
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Wide Shoe Warehouse in Charlotte has apparently closed. Wah!!!
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Gerry's on the phone, he listens to shite music
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I realized I wa the cause of all the drama at home! Sadness! That hurts bad!
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@Vikx993 aye a certain apple employee let me use his last discount for the year. I owe him lot of beer
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Got to go somewhere after all. Just got back from a bon fire but I have a tremendous headache I had loads of fun though
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@kinshuksunil no one coming for the 48hours non-stop gaming on 4th June kya?
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Drinking an ice cold Savannah whilst watching The Italian Job.. Ahh.
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is on exam leave laughing at all who do business studies doing their exam
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@cindymiranda aww! Thank you! You're so kind
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Morning all,hope you have a good day. Making my way back up sheffield today...
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@nadia_gabriella Thts the samething I sd did
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feeling under the weather
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@felly_fel whoaaa... Ay I feel guilty
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Out for lunch
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going to walk to town x
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