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Hey All! Just got back from camping! Too late to post new comic. But will post a new panel tomorrow! www.drunkduck.com/dot_dot_dot
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is wanting to die from the pain.... but at the same time, it's SOOOOOOO good.
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@evahall i don't think i'm starting til next monday, but i'll let you know, i'll probably never work long enough to require lunchies
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@rubenporras Now you're making hungry with all the talk of fried chicken
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Okaaay....I am off!!! In a few hours I shall be in a completely different place! ...the middle of nowhere to be exact, what fun!! haha.
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Hopes to get all his hard work done before the heat comes on http://myloc.me/2maM
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Drove a Chrysler PT rental car today. Didn't drive like other government vehicles
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@OatsyWilliams thats cool. yeahh i had a really bad day and i feel pretty shit. xx
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my church. im forcing destiny to help so i wont be bored
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I'm crazy for u!but u can't see...plz give me a reason for believe in my dream!ok u never gonna understand me...
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i woke up to more ONTD friends hay bbs!! xo
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@LO49, awwww ( im sorrrry are youu from tenessee? hahaa I kinda creeped your tweeets lolll
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@TheWilson77 well, it does! Thank heavens it was just a matter of button and not broken ac now that it's starting to get hot
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Still working on security settings for new system user. So many things to consider... Getting error message now
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@beccaluvsjb This is not fair! I want it now!
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@makemethin okie thanx
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@Portnik Exactely
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@Shaundrie just thinking about eating some Krystals is making me feel a little ill
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I guess I'm not a young'un anymore. My lower back and right neck/shoulder hurt after having too much fun at a britney dress-up party
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@yokoono we're proud of you Oko and for being such an inspiration. We're supporting peace foundation in NZ and march for peace with music
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okay on my way to LA...bye bye SoDak
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Got zero books in the mail this week
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@Michael_Castro good morning Michael
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i dont know if anyone can see this but Hels is very sad and I dont know how to get myself out of this.
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@robgarciasj not sure - stop by I guess. I somehow missed that it was happening this weekend - too many confs this month
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Gmail has a nasty habit of signing you out at random times...
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GRRRRRR cant figure this out
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@jclgifts That's ebay! init! Good to see you on twitter!
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@KingJames773 Hey how doing? Its cold so I cant show off my beach body today
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I'm trying out FishWrangler since I got banned from Mousehunt (MOUSEHUNT SUCKS)
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@ElizabethPW You need to buy a Ruby Red grapefruit and smell! Bright, tangy, citrusy
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@nicolerichie i am beyond sad she passed... i feel like a bit of me vanished. rip.
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Civil rights leader joins marriage equality fight http://bit.ly/UfGhr FUCKING GOOD!! wish in AZ
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@secondpower kennedy you kick even more ass after that tweet
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@everton_updates Not surprised, ah well.
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Happy Birthday @nvinciquarra! I can't wait to spend your birthday with you.
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why am I on twitter, I never log on...actually
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This sucks I keep having dreams he's here. Then I wake up & see an empty spot beside me 4 months down ..
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Is listening to Franz Ferdinand & headed to Gloria's Baby Shower
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@BrodyJenner your just now gettin upp wow!
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525,600 recycled tiles...but will they be able to pay this year's rent? Broadway gets a "green" theater. http://bitly.com/3LoHVl
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Lol boss gets hard when i sing the brady bunch
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Overslept, running 40 mins late today
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My brother is having a gymnastic session on the mattress.
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My hand's heeeeealing!!! YAY! *dances*
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i am so hungry. And my dad wouldn't let me get food at mcdonalds.
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Why do I always watch Origin when I know it'll end badly for the Blues?!
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@Mollyschambrs nawww I get a special mention *blushes*.. Have a great day at work!!
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soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop
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Stressed out
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@nycgrl88 Well when you design it I want to know! Thanks, I just hope my dreams aren't too big & then they get squished flat!
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@HoroscopeAdvice Ah, so that's where all those creative artsy twitter profiles come from... deleted tweets!
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night twitters and tweeties
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@nadiabeckett Thank you! It's my little piece of the 60's
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@Seeger its 5 o'clock somewhere
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r.i.p. uncle steven.
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@KitchenDani the blackers is just too strong in flavour Mr B won't be thrilled hehehe
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@Jablonowski there's a drag queen in Atlanta with that name already
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@RiRi_09 i do too....but as long as everyone is doin what they wanted to do and they are all happy then so be it...theres always next yr!
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@aphelionz I prefer codeigniter over kohana, but would use django over them both in a heartbeat. Too bad we don't support python here
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@MissSparkles_97 Yes, I do like it. I love sparkles. lol
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@aaroncarter7 you have to be following me or I cant send you direct messages #AC
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wow, had the worst migraine, still lingering a bit but i will go to work anyway anyone have excedrin??
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Good Night people!! I'M BACK! D I'm in my house! \o/ Thanks God! The weekend was very very funny! ;)
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going over my handbook for my upcoming job at this summer camp ...can't sleep . i miss my honey
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Yeaaahh. Deadline 11oo words di perpanjang jadi next next tuesday
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@kylesellers kinda like WMD's huh? (i'm just poking fun,get what your saying & don't necessarily disagree, just enjoy being 'froward')
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OMG my britney tickets have finally come 3 weeks!
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Play's opened. Lovely enthusiastic Otago audiences. Very cool cast. Show is a little more mythic & a lot more glam rock than I realised.
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@krystalle I dodged Charlie, Francis, and Ivan last time I was down there
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@gumby007 we can't have a drink together?
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Fantastic time in London!! Can't wait to be back... less than 3 weeks to go!
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Awww... My blow up mattress must have a leak... I fell asleep last night with it all blown up and woke up on the floor...
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stay at home, no where to go. zzz. i miss my boyfriend
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@luscious_loulou ill try! Its hard at this time of year as were so busy *hugs*
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@danecook cant wait to see you tear up the stage tonight at Nassau, Dane!! give a shout out to me and my friends in section 334!!!!!
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Good start for Cavs 2nd Half - keep it up http://plurk.com/p/xahyu
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I'm awake too late! Good night tweeps!
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@atwossybookclub missed it we had unexpected visitors. Not v impressed with book tho. Nice colours. Missed 'exit wounds' refs
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hmmm i have a big bruise on my knee and by the feel of it on my ass cheek. i fell
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@jcrimjustice hmmm well it depends. i think you were going to show me a few things....
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A new post for my blog: "The Sky Loves Me" Check it out
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cerealllllllllllllllllllllll
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Learning to play fall for you on the piano
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@munyew90 haha.. me @ cyberjaya 3g quite ok for d morning
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In traffic in Orange County. Stupid 5.
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@NKAirplay yeah!! glad your on
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@camillereads you good Camille.... they're not stupid
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Tommorow night
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@saimaeve yay for getting to go home from the hospital! feel better girlie
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@sexualninja No drunkardness tonight!!! URGH awful day x
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@mileycyrus i'm REALLLY sorry, i can't vote for ya, bec i can't sign in. i don't know why, but i reallly hope that ya win this award
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sick at home
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@clkuo42 Santa Monica visit when im settled in! good luck hun - let me know if you have q's, i know i dozed in class everday lol
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happy bec
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Woke up to the best email ever in the history of emails Good Day.
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http://twitpic.com/2yfvd - i drawing cartoon of mcfly what do you think?
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having a garage sale, and its a rainy day
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shall bring his own glass to work from tonight, no more 'half half' hor!!
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-> @keydon I think @phuertas is implying that Gates does not understand Spain or Extremadura. Not sure bc my Spanish sucks
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