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marty : you know what ? maybe i should n't order the blt . they have five different kinds of salsa here , including the habanero . john : you like to live dangerously ? marty : yeah , do n't you ? john : i do , i just did n't know you did . marty : yeah , neither did i . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair ? where is it ? what 's -- okay , it was bound to happen . you were going to run into her sometime . so , go over there , introduce yourself to her . [ scene_break ] tess : you have n't done anything , have you ? my -- my baby 's missing , and you 're in here playing dress - up with jessica ? doctor : why do you think jessica has the wrong baby , tess ? tess : because i have eyes , okay ? viki showed me that kid , and she thinks she 's that kid 's grandmother . doctor : do you feel that you 're the baby 's mother ? tess : listen -- listen to me . that baby does n't belong to me or jessica , okay ? i do n't know whose that kid is , but it 's not ours . ] [ scene_break ] viki : there she is . that 's jessie 's little girl , my new granddaughter . starr : oh . oh , aunt viki , she 's so beautiful . [ scene_break ] doctor : jessica seems absolutely sure that the baby is hers . tess : well , that 's because she bailed on the birth , like she does everything else that 's too tough to take . i had to give birth to that baby . doctor : oh , so you saw what the baby looked like ? tess : yes . she looked like nash . she had his hair , and his eyes , and his mouth . doctor : why do n't you sit down ? tess : no ! no , you 're not going to get rid of me . i need to know the truth . i need to know what happened to my baby . [ scene_break ] starr : are you sure she 's okay ? viki : yeah , sweetheart , she 's fine . starr : i just heard that she was n't born in the hospital . viki : no , she was n't . but the doctors have been taking very good care of her . starr : and they 've checked her for everything ? viki : mm - hmm . you know , they kept her an extra few days for tests just to be sure , but she 's fine and -- so i can take her home . starr : i 'm sorry , i 'm just -- i 'm just worried . viki : it 's all right , i understand . starr : i know what happened to hope . i know why she died . [ scene_break ] [ gunshot ] todd : what the hell was that ? officer : gunshots in llanview hospital . todd : i thought i was the only one around here anyone wanted dead . [ scene_break ] nora : hello ? hello , is somebody in there ? hello , i heard something . answer me , hello ? hello -- nora : help , somebody ! i need a doctor ! somebody , please help me ! my god -- officer : what happened ? nora : all right , just get a doctor . please , just go get another doctor ! [ scene_break ] starr : i felt like it was my fault . that i must 've done something wrong during my pregnancy , and that 's why hope died . viki : what did the doctor say ? starr : she died of rh disease . viki : so , you and cole have different blood types ? starr : she needed a transfusion as soon as she was born . viki : and she did n't get it . starr : no . it does n't usually happen with first babies , so the doctor did n't know what was wrong . viki : oh , sweetheart . look , at least you know the truth now , and you know that it had nothing to do with you . starr : aunt viki , i felt like it was my fault because i 'm the one who 's rh negative . then dr. joplin just kept telling me that it was all her fault . [ scene_break ] doctor : she 's gone . [ scene_break ] doctor : so you think the baby looks like nash ? tess : is that such a stretch ? he is the baby 's father . doctor : and now you think she 's missing , just like him . tess : you 're not going to trick me . doctor : i did n't want to trick you . i 'm simply suggesting that by claiming the baby is n't yours , you allow yourself to stay attached to nash . as long as she 's out there , so is he . tess : as long as she 's out there , she 's in danger , and i 'm going to go and find her . brody : whoa -- tess : get out of my way . brody : i 'm sorry , i -- tess : well , well , who do we have here . [ scene_break ] shane : do i have to get my hair cut ? can i just , like , wear a baseball cap or something ? gigi : for our christmas card picture ? rex : you think that 's bad , roxy suggested that we dress up as santa , an elf , and rudolph . gigi : which one would i be ? shane : christmas cards with pictures are lame . it 's a proven fact . rex : well , who proved it ? shane : i did . gigi : they just started with the scientific method at school . ahem . what about -- what about noah miller 's christmas card when he dressed up as spiderman and his dad was the green goblin ? shane : every rule has an exception . rex : we do n't have to do a christmas card . gigi : rex ? rex : no . no , shane 's right . they 're lame . i 'll call the photographer and cancel . gigi : what was that ? shane : what ? gigi : i thought things were better between you and rex . shane : i guess . gigi : so what happened ? [ scene_break ] rex : you can cancel shane 's appointment . we 're not doing the christmas card . roxy : what happened ? was your elf suit too tight ? rex : does she know you 're making her look like that ? noelle : like what ? roxy : hey , do n't listen to him . you 're just in a transgenderal stage . noelle : roxy , i asked for that one . this is not the blair cramer bob . [ scene_break ] dorian : she 's not going to bite you . blair : i know that . i just do n't want to interrupt them . dorian : john did look pretty cozy with her . blair : he saved her life , dorian . dorian : and you do n't think there 's something more ? blair : i 'm not going to get into this with you . dorian : if i were you , i 'd go over there and find out exactly what she does or does n't remember . blair : she 's been through hell , dorian . dorian : and you 're scared ? blair : i 'm not scared . dorian : well , then cramer up . get over there . talk to the woman . meanwhile , i will be watching your back . [ scene_break ] todd : hello ? [ scene_break ] blair : hello . you two enjoying lunch ? john : hi . blair : hi . um , i 'm blair , todd 's ex - wife . marty : i 'm marty saybrooke , but you probably already know that . blair : yeah . marty : i guess i should be used to people staring at me by now . blair : i 'm sorry . it -- it must be very difficult for you not to remember so many people . john : hey , look , you know , this is marty 's first trip out since the ordeal . maybe this is not the best time -- marty : it 's all right . blair : well , i just wanted to introduce myself , and it 's so good to see you out , you know , especially after everything . i wanted to make sure everything was okay after -- marty : everything that todd did to me ? blair : you know , marty , i had no idea that you were at his house this whole time . i mean , he told me that there was a woman in his life , but i had no idea it was you . in fact , i stopped by the house a couple of times . one time was even to sign my divorce papers . marty : i actually heard that . blair : you did ? marty : yes , and when i asked him about you , he just told me how devastated he was losing you and the kids . blair : yeah , his version of the truth . marty : i wish that was the worst of it . blair : the second time i stopped by , i actually got inside and was trying to get upstairs to see who he was living with , but his bodyguard would n't let me past . and then , todd showed up . marty : todd told me that we were mortal enemies . that you hated me . is that true ? [ scene_break ] moe : even though it 's a new griddle , you 're going to get a couple of hotspots . carlotta : yeah , i noticed that . i 'm starting to think that 's the way they manufacture them . moe : you 'll be all right , as long as you 're not cooking any crepes . carlotta : yeah , right , crepes . dorian : and what about a tart au fruit . moe : yes , ma'am . just let me get the crème fraiche . dorian : do n't bother , but , carlotta , we 'll take some implements , please ? carlotta : yes . [ scene_break ] noelle : what is moe going to say when he sees this ? roxy : he 's going to love it . honey , you 're from dallas , right ? all the girls there , they love their hair fried , dyed , and shoved to the side . noelle : i 'm from paris . roxy : ooh - la - la , so just pretend that you 're from dallas . did n't you say you wanted something different ? noelle : but moe says he likes me just the way i am . roxy : baby , you got to do things to drive him crazy . once he sees that hair of yours , the only cooking he 's going to want to do is in the bedroom . noelle : men like this ? roxy : baby , trust me , because without this , rex would n't even exist . noelle : i do n't know . what do you think ? [ scene_break ] shane : nothing happened . thanksgiving was fine . rex ate my brussels sprouts for me . gigi : of course he did . so , why are you acting like he 's the green goblin ? shane : huh ? gigi : you do n't want to take the picture for the christmas card . shane : that 's not because of rex . gigi : it 's not ? shane : rex helped brody . i do n't mind being in the card with him . if he wanted me to , i 'd even dress up like rudolph . [ scene_break ] tess : who are you ? brody : brody . you know me , remember ? tess : oh , i 'm sorry . i 'm not really good with names . i 'm much better with faces , and -- doctor : i apologize ; my patient seems to think she 's leaving . brody : serves me right . it must be all that military training . i 'll go . tess : no , no , not before you show me your maneuvers , right ? brody : jessica , i -- do you need any help with her ? doctor : no , that 's not necessary . i 've got an orderly here to make sure she stays put . tess : well , he does n't look like any fun . you , on the other hand , you look lots of fun . brody : okay , jessica -- tess : do n't be shy . do n't be shy , i just want to tell you a secret . please , you have to help me get out of here . brody : what ? tess : they took my kid . do you have any idea what that feels like ? [ scene_break ] gigi : you know what rex did for brody . he kept him from going to jail , so -- so why did you make the fuss about taking the christmas picture ? shane : because -- gigi : because of what , sweetie ? shane : because of brody . [ scene_break ] doctor : come on , tess . tess : you could take him . doctor : it 's time to go back to my office . tess : and the orderly , too . please , i have to find my baby . brody : sorry , i do n't understand -- tess : look , i 've got the wrong baby , okay ? and nobody believes me . i have to find my baby . [ scene_break ] antonio : you found her ? nora : yeah , about 10 minutes ago . antonio : all right . flynn , lock this place up , okay ? nobody comes or goes until we 're done with the scene . flynn : yes , sir . antonio : what were you doing here ? nora : i came to question her . antonio : about what ? nora : about todd manning stealing starr 's baby . [ scene_break ] starr : it does n't make sense . hope is dead , and she did n't hurt anyone . viki : no , she did n't . starr : but my dad hurts everyone . why ? why does he do these things ? viki : sweetheart , i wish i had an explanation for you . starr : well , i have one . there 's something seriously wrong with him . viki : yeah , you 're probably right about that . starr : then why is he still here ? how come hope is dead , and he is still here ? i have to bury her . i have to bury hope , but at least i can say goodbye . at least i can go to her funeral and say goodbye to her . but my dad is still here . i wish i could bury him . viki : starr , do n't say that . starr : he 's a bad person , aunt viki . he has done this before . he 's done this to my mom , and he 's done it to jack . he told my mom that her own child was dead . viki : i know . i 'm not defending him . i 'm just thinking about you , sweetheart . do n't wish your father dead . starr : then how am i supposed to live with this ? when my baby is dead and my father is still alive ? [ scene_break ] tess : please , you have to help me find my baby . brody : jessica -- tess : i 'll make it worth your while , i promise . doctor : tess , that 's enough . i want to speak to bess now . [ scene_break ] shane : i feel bad about brody . gigi : we all , we all want brody to get better . shane : not that . i did n't think noah miller 's christmas card was cool because his family dressed up like super heroes . i mean , it was kind of cool , but -- gigi : you wish that you could send out a card with a picture of your dad . shane : i always thought that that would be brody . he 'd wear a uniform , and we 'd salute or something , and it would be really cool , but not because of his uniform . rex would n't really make me dress up like a reindeer , would he ? gigi : probably not . shane : i just do n't want brody seeing the card and for him to think that he did n't mean anything to me . gigi : oh , honey -- shane : do n't hug me . [ scene_break ] noelle : well ? rex : you look -- noelle : what ? roxy : spit it out , tell her what you think . rex : i think i need to get my hands on a green goblin costume . roxy : he did n't mean that , baby . rex : no , not because of you . it 's for my christmas card . noelle : is that some sort of llanview tradition ? roxy : are they out of rudolphs ? because you should go to abel 's on third and just tell them foxy roxy sent you . they 'll give you whatever you need . rex : i do n't think that would make much of a difference to shane . roxy : why ca n't you do it , because of shane ? rex : i thought that we could all be in the picture together , one big happy family , except he 's not exactly happy to be part of my family . noelle : oh , that 's shane . rex : what 's shane ? noelle : that 's a boy who does n't like change . rex : you think that 's it ? noelle : kids do n't like anything that 's hard , but sometimes , life just does n't give them any choice . [ scene_break ] dorian : i think that you will find that the fruit has a totally natural taste because very little sugar has been used . moe : you do n't need to impress me . dorian : hmm , i am just trying to repay your great kindness -- for that wonderful bouillabaisse you made me in paris , texas . carlotta : bouillabaisse ? dorian : ah , it was magnificent . moe : i use a full tablespoon of saffron . dorian : okay . but it was more than the saffron . trust me , that trip to texas was an absolute disaster until i walked into the bon - jour cafe and had that marvelous meal , and to think , here you are . and the cafe , right here in llanview , at this particular time . carlotta : how 's everything going ? dorian : we got some very upsetting news today , but i thought , rather than drown my sorrows all alone with the tart au fruit , that i would share it , and that would make everything much more comforting . carlotta : that 's always been my philosophy . dorian : hmm . moe : i could n't agree more . [ scene_break ] blair : yeah , marty , you and i , we 've had our problems . marty : but you did n't hate me ? blair : there was a time when i felt that todd was not there for me because he was paying so much attention to you in trying to make things right for you , so , yeah , i resented you . marty : i see . so part of what he said was true . i mean , i thought it was all lies . john : it was , all lies . marty : apparently not . blair : well , it 's not anymore , marty . marty : what did i do to you ? blair : nothing . it was all because of todd . but i 'm free of him now , and so are you . marty : i 'm not free of him . i fell in love with him . he made me fall in love with him . he told me how hurt he was and how sad he was . john : that 's his gimmick , all right ? he was playing you , that 's all . marty : but you know what hurt him the most ? that you and john had an affair while he was still married to you . [ scene_break ] nurse : thank you . can i offer you a -- have you been discharged ? i 'll get someone to help you . todd : no , no , do n't do that . [ scene_break ] starr : i hate that he 's my father . viki : i get that , darling . i hated that my father was my father . starr : i do n't want to be anything like him . viki : well , you 're not . you are nothing like him . starr : but i used to want to be like him . i used to do all of these crazy little things . viki : i know , i remember . starr : oh , my god , maybe that 's why hope died . viki : maybe what ? maybe that 's why hope died ? starr : no , aunt viki , i was a bad person back then . viki : no , you were not a bad person , starr . and you are not a bad person , and , honey , you are nothing like your father . nothing you did contributed to your baby 's death . she did not die because of you , starr . starr : aunt viki , i did n't want to be pregnant . maybe that 's it . viki : no , darling , it 's not . starr : i just -- i wanted the chance to tell her . i wanted to tell her that even though i did n't want to be pregnant , that i still loved her , aunt viki . i wanted that chance to tell her , that i loved her . viki : but she -- she knew . i promise you , she knew . starr : maybe that 's why i did all those crazy little things back then . it was because i wanted my dad to love me . viki : he does love you . starr : he does not love anyone , aunt viki , especially me . viki : oh , baby , you are so wrong . [ scene_break ] todd : no , you do n't have to get anyone . i 'm not leaving . i will take a magazine , though . thank you . yeah , i 'm dressed because , you know , i heard that gunshot , and i thought i was going to go check it out , but i did n't want to check it out in my nightgown . do you know what happened ? nurse : i still ca n't believe it . todd : what ? nurse : dr. joplin , she was such a nice person . she 's dead . [ scene_break ] nora : why would somebody do this ? why would she do this ? [ antonio sighs ] antonio : she only had three appointments today . the last one was with starr manning . nora : antonio , what 's that ? [ scene_break ] bess : are you all right ? bess : hello . i 'm bess . brody : brody . bess : yes , i heard . let me apologize for tess ' inappropriate behavior . are you all right ? you do n't look well . brody : i should probably go . bess : i hope it 's not on tess ' account . please , disregard everything that she said . doctor : why is that ? bess : she threw herself at this man like a common prostitute . doctor : what about the baby ? bess : nonsense . doctor : you do n't think jessica has the wrong baby ? bess : of course not . i know that as much as tess does . i was there when she gave birth . doctor : so you saw the baby ? bess : yes . tess gave birth to a beautiful , healthy baby girl . [ scene_break ] antonio : thanks . nora : is that michael mcbain ? antonio : he confirmed dr. joplin 's final appointment . she told starr 's family something about the baby 's autopsy . nora : did he say what she told them ? antonio : something about the baby 's blood , something joplin should 've caught . nora : so the baby did n't have to die . is that why she killed herself ? antonio : i 'm not sure . but michael said that dr. joplin made it clear that she blamed herself . [ scene_break ] viki : starr , your father , flawed human being that he is -- he loves you so much . starr : i used to think that but i do n't anymore . viki : well , i do . i know it . he has loved you from the second i put you in his arms . starr : i know , you told me that . viki : did i ? starr : yes , when i ran away from senora lena and i hid in your attic . [ starr sighs ] viki : senora lena -- wow , i 'd forgotten all about her . starr : i ran away because i thought there would n't be room for me with the new baby . viki : and you told me that you thought your parents would 've been a lot better off if you had never been born because they had been having all these wonderful adventures and then they had the greatest wedding in the world . starr : yeah , and then my dad left . viki : and i told you that it was in my attic that you two first met . starr : and he was going to run away forever . and then he did n't . viki : because he was so happy . starr : he does love me . viki : yes , darling , he does . starr : then why would he do this to me , aunt viki ? why would he hurt me like this ? viki : sweetheart , i wish i knew . starr : i just do n't think that i can get through it . [ scene_break ] viki : yes , you can . you can -- you know why ? because you -- you have so much love in your heart , honey . and that 's how you 're going to get through this . you 're going to put one foot in front of the other every single day and you are going to go on because you have so much love . [ scene_break ] todd : dr. joplin is dead ? woman : i think it was a suicide . i have to go . todd : wait -- are you sure ? [ scene_break ] flynn : i 'll get this down to the lab . antonio : yeah . let me know what you find out , okay ? officer : i better get back to manning . antonio : you left him alone ? [ scene_break ] marty : well , is it true ? did you have an affair while blair was still married ? blair : you know , marty , john 's right . we do n't want to upset you . marty : i think it 's a little late for that . todd told me you had an affair . he used it to make me feel sorry for him . i just want to know the truth -- that 's all i want to know . a little bit , is it -- any of it , anything at all ? john : like everything else he said , that 's a lie -- end of story . marty : okay , i just needed to know . i just want to know the truth . blair : well , the truth is , marty , i know how you feel . i fell in love with todd , too . marty : that 's not the same thing . blair : you 're right , because i knew who he was and what he was . marty : you had a choice . he told me lies and i believed them . blair : yes , he told me lies over and over again and i believed him . he did n't care about me -- his wife , the mother of his children . all he cared about was todd . what was important to him was that he got what he wanted . he hurt me more than anyone has hurt me my whole life . marty : maybe . but he did n't rape you . [ scene_break ] antonio : manning , hold it right there . nora : are you going someplace ? [ scene_break ] blair : you 're right , marty . no matter what todd did to me , it 's -- it 's not the same . marty : but it seems like you had your own problems . blair : my entire marriage . marty : well , you obviously saw the good in him . blair : i really tried to see the good in that man , i did . but i was wrong . well , you want to know the truth ? john here , he did everything he could to find you . he did . john : blair -- blair : you know , she should know -- you should know this . even when everyone else did n't believe him , he knew that you were in that house and he did n't stop until he found you . marty : and i 'm very grateful . john : i should 've found you sooner . blair : well -- ahem . i 'm going to -- i 'm going to get going . john : yeah ? can i call you later ? blair : yeah , i 'll be with starr . john : how is she ? blair : she 's okay . she 's -- she 's all right . marty : you know what ? i got a -- i got a question for you . [ scene_break ] moe : now , i appreciate all your hard work . i -- thank you for sharing it with me . dorian : i 'm delighted that somebody with your discerning palate appreciated the tart . you know , i want to invite you to my house for a dinner party . moe : oh , i -- i 'm flattered but i 'm afraid i have to decline . i 'm going to have to catch a plane today . dorian : where to ? oh , no , please tell -- do not tell me that you are going to fly back to that wilderness in texas . moe : it 's home . dorian : your home should be in a five - star restaurant kitchen instead of some diner in the middle of nowhere -- truly . until you leave that place , you 're wasting your talents . [ scene_break ] noelle : are n't you finished yet ? roxy : you told me you trust me , so trust me . noelle : moe 's picking me up any minute . we got a plane to catch . roxy : honey , this is a foxy roxy masterpiece . [ noelle sighs ] roxy : it 's worth missing a plane for . noelle : yeah , i just hope moe thinks so . [ scene_break ] gigi : no one wants you to stop liking brody -- not me , not rex , not anyone . shane : i know . gigi : and just because you like rex , it does n't mean you ca n't like brody . shane : but brody might not think so . gigi : are you kidding ? brody knows that you still care about him . shane : how ? there 's nothing that can prove that . gigi : you know , i 've -- i 've still got some pictures of you two on my camera . shane : from the first day at school ? gigi : no , nicer ones . so what do you say we surprise brody with a christmas card all his own this year ? shane : thanks , mom . gigi : you 're welcome . now let 's go . [ scene_break ] brody : i 'll wait outside . doctor : thank you . bess : no . i 'm through talking . and so is tess . doctor : on that we agree . i want to speak to jessica now , please . jessica : what happened ? brody : you okay ? jessica : brody ? what are you doing here ? brody : i -- nothing . i was just leaving . jessica : i see you had a visit from bess . doctor : tess made an appearance , as well . jessica : huh . sounds like fun . doctor : hmm . it was actually very enlightening . jessica : did she tell you why she was so upset about the baby ? doctor : she does n't think that the baby is hers . jessica : she told my mother that , too . she probably wishes she 'd made a baby with nash instead of me . doctor : she does n't think that chloe is yours either . jessica : i do n't understand . doctor : neither do i , but do n't worry . we 'll get to the bottom of it . [ scene_break ] viki : starr , would you like to hold her ? starr : okay . viki : here we go . put her head in the crook of your arm , okay ? starr : okay . viki : like that . starr : all right . viki : there , you got her ? starr : yeah . viki : there you go . starr : hello . viki : you got her ? starr : yeah . hi , chloe . i 'm your cousin . my name is starr . it 's very nice to meet you . [ scene_break ] shane : so how do you prove that this is shampoo ? roxy : well , it says `` shampoo `` right on the bottle . shane : but how do you prove what 's in the bottle ? roxy : i do n't know -- i 'm not a chemist . but i do know i could cut your hair . rex : it does n't need it . it looks good like it is . gigi : if i do n't cut my hair , can we still do the picture ? gigi : you want to do the christmas card ? shane : only if i do n't need to get a haircut . roxy : well , did n't you see noelle 's ? shane : uh , yeah . gigi : why do n't we just brush it and -- and we 'll call it a day ? shane : did you cancel the photographer ? rex : i could n't reach him . roxy : well , you better not because i want a whole box . i want rexy and his whole family . rex : you got it . well , we better get going . we do n't want to keep the photographer waiting . gigi : bye , rox . roxy : bye , baby . gigi : noelle ? we 're leaving , see you . rex and shane : bye , noelle . noelle : bye ! i 'll miss you ! gigi : let us know how moe likes your hair . he 's going to love it . [ scene_break ] jessica : uh , how much did -- brody : now i know not to show up early . jessica : that bad , huh ? brody : no , not bad -- private . jessica : i 'm sorry that you had to see it . brody : do n't be . i just wish i could 've helped . [ scene_break ] nora : so , it 's kind of odd that you would change your clothes right after starr 's doctor dies . todd : oh , you think i did it ? i can barely move . antonio : right , you were barely moving down the hall . todd : oh , i 'm sorry . next time i hear gunshots , i will stay in my room like a good little boy . does starr know ? nora : that you had her doctor killed ? no , i do n't think so . do you want to tell her ? todd : joplin committed suicide , so i think you already found your killer . nora : you know that ? todd : somebody told me . nora : i think i found your accomplice . todd : what does that mean ? nora : i was on my way to talk to her when i heard the shot . i was going to ask her if she knew that you were planning on stealing your daughter 's baby so that you could raise it with the woman you kidnapped . todd : too bad your timing sucks . officer : i 'll take the prisoner back to his room . nora : oh , no , that 's not necessary . oh , no , no , no , no . he got himself dressed . he can go to prison . [ scene_break ] roxy : yo , noelle ! moe : what did you do ? roxy : kind of knocks your socks off , right ? moe : looks like you combed your head with an egg beater . roxy : excuse me ? noelle : let 's go . i can stick my head in a sink at the airport . roxy : what ? moe : no , wait , you ca n't . noelle : i ca n't ? moe : i mean , you can , but you can stick your head in the sink right here . roxy : what ? noelle : what about the plane ? moe : it 's going to leave without us . we 're not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] doctor : brody ? come on in . brody : my first therapy session . jessica : it 's okay to be nervous . brody : i really want to do this . that 's why i showed up early . jessica : the sooner you get better , the sooner you can get out of here and go home . brody : yeah , something like that . jessica : yeah . well , i know what that 's like . i have a -- a new baby waiting for me at home . good luck . [ scene_break ] starr : you are so beautiful . your mommy loves you so much . and i know how much . [ baby coos ] starr : oh , baby , it 's okay . [ scene_break ] marty : you do hate me , do n't you ? blair : that was in the past , marty . marty : really ? blair : why would i hate you now ? marty : because of you and john . blair : john and i did not have a relationship while i was married to todd , okay ? marty : but you did have a relationship -- i mean , i know you did . and john and i had a relationship , too . john : what is it you 're trying to say ? marty : blair 's acting like she 's all concerned about my welfare when really all she wants to know is what 's going on between you and me . dorian : blair has a right to know . well , john ? what is going on between you and marty ? [ scene_break ] officer : come on , let 's go . starr : here . sorry . viki : that 's all right , sweetheart . starr : thank you . viki : that 's – [ next_on ] lola : i came to say goodbye . cole : what did you do to my mom ? dorian : are you starting over again ? marty : what you did to me , i 'll do to you and so much worse . todd : what does that mean ?
jessica knows there is a big mystery about her baby and she might need bess or tess to find that out for her . only bess knows what was done to the baby . starr meets the baby whom everybody believes is jessica 's and holds her . viki is with her . yet neither have a clue whom the baby really is . starr tell her aunt she wishes that todd had died instead of hope . blair goes to talk to marty , introduce herself and attempt to be courteous . but marty remembers all that todd told her about blair and about john . dorian convinces mo to consider living in llanview . roxy gets noelle 's hair done . shane admits he has a dilemma about how to `` fathers `` ( rex and brody ) . jessica is getting to know brody as they both live in the psyche ward . he meets tess and then bess . and it looks like they might form a friendship .
téa : it 's okay . it 's okay . daniella 's at the hospital with matthew and rachel . she 's okay ? rachel : she 's fine . a little ticked off . téa : that 's my girl . todd : tell her to stay put . téa : yeah . rachel , do n't let daniella leave matthew 's room . rachel : okay . téa : okay ? because ross -- ross escaped and he has a loaded gun . rachel : what ? téa : yeah . and he 's looking for daniella . rachel : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] cole : all right here ? langston : no , let 's get closer . that 's why we came here early . markko : get any closer and we 're onstage . let 's go back a little . langston : oh , well , tyson wants me up front . markko : who ? langston : tyson ritter . he 's the lead singer of all - american rejects , and my other boyfriend . markko : yeah , well , can he turn you into a star ? because i 'm all about that . starr : the sitter says hope is sleeping like an angel . markko : so , exactly like she was a half - hour ago ? cole : no . she 's probably , like , rolled over or something . [ markko and langston laugh ] starr : you know , you guys , just wait . cole : yeah , you 'll see . when you 're a parent , it 's all about your kids . [ scene_break ] rex : all right . mom rules . shane : extra fries . yeah . gigi : tomorrow night , i cook , with vegetables . shane : well , mom rules tonight . gigi : hey , at least it 's a family dinner . rex : yeah . so , christmas list -- i have n't heard any of it . shane : is it gon na be a family christmas ? rex : just our family . shane : all of it ? rex : you do n't have to worry about mitch laurence . shane : i meant roxy . rex : oh . shane : i 'm not worried about that mitch guy . he 's locked up in california , right ? rex : we need to talk about that . [ scene_break ] mitch : is that dr. dorian lord ? oliver : that 's mayor lord to you . wait a minute . are n't you -- dorian : mitch laurence . mitch : mayor . really ? so , your honor -- what are you in for ? dorian : so it 's true . you 're alive . mitch : no matter how many times you try to kill me . dorian : three 's the charm . mitch : are you threatening me in front of an officer of the law ? oliver : i 'm sorry . i did n't hear anything . mitch : you look well , mrs. laurence . dorian : i had that disaster annulled . mitch : hmm . good thing , too . you would n't want to add bigamy to your list of crimes . yes , i heard you married again . how is the missus ? does she make you feel as good as i used to ? [ scene_break ] man : who wears the dress in this family ? amelia : get lost . man : or you gon na call your wife on us ? second man : oh , she 's one scary broad . nick : you know what ? leave us alone . man : no , you leave us alone . all right , we do n't need your trash in our faces . second man : you got men marrying men , women with women . third man : what 's next ? man with dog ? amelia : oh , you 'd make a perfect groom . [ scene_break ] téa : thank you , rachel . okay , now what ? elijah : now we wait for the police to find ross . todd : oh , no . the hell with that . [ scene_break ] dani : how 's mom ? freaked out ? rachel : she 's relieved you 're okay . greg , can i speak to you outside for a second ? greg : sure . rachel : you guys listen to me . nobody leave this room . are we clear ? we 're gon na be right outside that door . dani : thanks so much for ratting me out . destiny : sorry . dani : no , you 're not . you did it on purpose . now my mom 's gon na take me to timbuktu and hide me in a basement or something . destiny : your mother is not like that . dani : she 'll do anything to keep me away from my dad . i 'll never see any of you again . [ scene_break ] greg : so what 's up ? rachel : ross rayburn escaped from jail . he 's looking for dani with a gun . we need to make sure he does n't find her . [ rachel gasps ] ross : it 's too late for that . [ scene_break ] oliver : i 'll -- i 'll see if i can get him moved . dorian : thank you . oliver : i 'm -- i 'm sorry about this . arresting you and -- dorian : no , you were just doing your job . anyway , it 's just for one night , and if it helps the cause , then it 's the very least i can do . oliver : thank you . dorian : huh . mitch : you are good . dorian : i believe it . mitch : well , that 's what makes it such a convincing sales pitch . but i know you too well . you only believe in one thing -- dorian lord . and money . is n't that why you married me ? dorian : in name only . and it 's the worst mistake i made in my life . mitch : the worst mistake of your life ? wow . that 's saying a lot . i 'm flattered . and now you 're married to a woman ? dorian : that 's right . mitch : hmm . that explains a lot . i mean , your track record with men says it all . let 's see . clint buchanan broke off your engagement . ray montez escaped before you could have him fully domesticated . and then there 's vickers . i guess he qualifies as a man . even he finally had too much . dorian : and how do you know so much ? mitch : god is always watching . dorian : amen . but he does n't tell everything he sees to the devil . mitch : now that is harsh . dorian : accurate . you are -- satan . [ scene_break ] shane : mitch laurence is in llanview ? gigi : in jail , honey . he 's not out on the street . you wo n't run into him . shane : how did he get out ? rex : well , he must have a really good lawyer , because they let him go in california . but he 's not gon na get out here . bo 's in charge now . shane : good . gigi : yes , it 's good . schuyler : hi . gigi : oh , hi . shane : schuyler . schuyler : yo . how 's it going ? gigi : i thought you were off tonight . schuyler : yeah . glen 's sick , so i 'm covering . gigi : oh . you did n't say that at the house . schuyler : i had n't gotten the call yet . rex : what 's up ? gigi : oh , rex , i totally forgot . schuyler came by to see you today . rex : me ? why ? schuyler : why would i care what idiot she slept with ? kim : because , you big dummy , it 's you . you 're the father . schuyler : i wanted to tell you something . [ scene_break ] kim : hanging low . stacy : god , this thing is a pain in the butt ! kim : wait till you 're 6 months pregnant and that really is blubber and baby . stacy : thank you so much for that mental picture . i feel like a science experiment as it is . god . thank god this pregnancy is not forever . kim : no , but the kid is . [ scene_break ] cole : 15 minutes . starr : huh ? cole : we can have fun for another 15 minutes before we call the babysitter again . starr : i 'm having fun . langston : okay . [ laughs ] starr : what ? i am . i think it 's good to have some relaxing time before finals . markko : oh , do n't say that . starr : what ? cole : the ultimate f - word . langston : oh , come on , you guys have been doing great this semester . markko : i still have to edit my final project . cole : and i have a term paper on psychology . starr : well , if you want a case study , there 's always my family . markko : i thought things were normal now . starr : on the cramer - manning psycho scale , yeah . but still . langston : why ? what 's up ? starr : well , my dad went off to seattle to chase after téa . langston : in a good way ? starr : he wants to work things out with her . i think . i do n't know . i do n't know all the details . cole : that 's got ta be messy . starr : of course it is . it 's my dad . markko : do you ever get tired of being the grownup in your family ? starr : yes . but i still hope my dad finds what he 's looking for . [ scene_break ] todd : there 's got ta be more we can do . téa : what about our bail ? can we get out of here ? elijah : i doubt they 're even thinking about that right now . todd : i do n't want rayburn anywhere near my daughter . elijah : yeah , well , the cops are working on that , too . todd : you know what ? give me your phone . elijah : why ? todd : i 'm gon na call this private security force i know . they 'll find him . téa : did you find ross ? guard : we found a cabbie that picked up a fare around the corner from here . brought him downtown . the guy did n't pay . fits ross 's description . todd : where did he get out ? guard : near the barlow hotel . téa : that 's where we were staying . elijah : right , so , he 's gone to pick up dani 's things , maybe try to figure out where she went . téa : he did n't go to the hotel . oh , god . oh , god . todd : what ? téa : the hospital 's right across the street from the hotel . that 's where he went . guard : why would he want to go to the hospital ? todd : that 's where our daughter is . [ scene_break ] ross : okay . not a word . no . you so much as twitch , your girlfriend gets a bullet , okay ? greg : okay , okay . but look . if that gun goes off , you know what 's gon na happen ? every alarm in this hospital is gon na go off , those swinging doors are gon na lock down , and you 're not gon na get two feet away from here before getting caught . ross : okay . all right . then i got nothing to lose , do i ? greg : can we just work something out here ? ross : we can work something out . move . move . move . move . okay , we 're gon na work something out when i go in and see my daughter , okay ? rachel : this is n't the way , ross . ross : this is the way we 're gon na do it . you two are gon na stay right in here . i 'm gon na go in there . not one move or there 's trouble . [ scene_break ] dani : i guess they 'll put me back in child protective services until my parents get out of jail . i ca n't believe i just said that . matthew : maybe they could release you to rachel . dani : my mom will still be making the rules . nice work , destiny . ross : stay back . dani : daddy ? [ ross breathing heavily ] [ scene_break ] rachel : wait , wait , wait . if you make a move now , he might start shooting . greg : yes , this is dr. gregory evans . i 'm at seattle general . we 've got a man with a gun on the fourth floor east . [ scene_break ] ross : hey , sweetie . daddy 's here . [ scene_break ] gigi : schuyler came by before the funeral to say how sorry he was about jared . rex : really . schuyler : i -- i got ta -- i 'm gon na set up . shane : can i have dessert ? gigi : um -- rex : no time , buddy . i got ta get to ultraviolet . shane : well , ca n't the babysitter pick me up here ? rex : no sitter tonight . shane : well , i can stay here and play pool , then ? rex : better . how would you like to come to work with me ? shane : tonight ? the all - american rejects are playing . rex : yeah . can you stand it ? shane : uh , i think so . awesome ! rex : mm - hmm . gigi : all right , well , you be good and stay out of the mosh pit . shane : i will . gigi : i wish i could be there . rex : me , too . gigi : okay . have a good time . shane : we will . rex : okay . gigi : love you boys . sorry about rex . schuyler : uh , what about him ? gigi : well , he was kind of rude , and it was really nice of you to stop by , and he just blew you off . schuyler : oh , no , it 's okay . gigi : he 's going through a really hard time right now and he 's really tense . schuyler : no problem . gigi : i know what you 're doing for me and rex and i just wish he could 've been nicer . schuyler : huh . what i 'm doing ? gigi : you kept stacy from telling him about me staying with you that night . schuyler : right . gigi : we both know nothing happened , but she would 've made it sound as bad as possible , and that would 've for sure sent him over the edge . schuyler : yeah . glad i could help . gigi : i still do n't know how you got kim and stacy to keep their big mouths shut . schuyler : we -- we made an agreement . [ scene_break ] kim : baby daddy , 2 : 00 . stacy : did you want the waitress to hear you and tell rex ? kim : then we 'd be done . and i have run out of good lies to cover this mess . stacy : yeah . you did n't have to tell schuyler he was the baby 's daddy . kim : it was that or confess the whole thing . the guy caught you with your padding down . there was nothing else i could do , and it 's working . stacy : so far . kim : look , if schuy was gon na claim this kid , he would 've done it already . he wants gigi . he 'll keep his mouth shut . stacy : i hope you 're right . kim : trust me . i know men . [ scene_break ] kyle : hey , it 's me . i got done at the hospital early so i just went ahead and headed to the club . i found a spot on the bar , so you can find me there . ca n't wait to see you . oliver : me , too . kyle : hey . oliver : hey . oliver : i am so sorry . i had to go home and change . it has just been a crazy day . kyle : yeah ? oliver : yeah . i -- i arrested the mayor . kyle : again ? oliver : yeah , right ? and that was only the second weirdest part of the day . you will never believe who was in the holding cell . [ scene_break ] langston : you know , cole , if you do n't feel like writing about starr 's dad -- cole : you do n't think he 'd like it ? i mean , we 're pretty close these days . markko : yeah , a big expose would go over real well . langston : okay , so do dorian . cole : excuse me ? langston : you know , like , her wedding and becoming mayor . markko : it 's gon na get me an `` a `` on my film class final . starr : hmm , `` road to city hall `` ? markko : i had good stuff before , but when the attorney general showed up and dorian getting arrested ? starr : you did make sure to get her good side , right ? markko : it 's killer footage , and yes , she looks great . starr : because you know that that 's key . langston : yeah . you know , i think she 's really serious about same - sex marriage rights . markko : i 'm sure she is , but come on . starr : no , langston 's right . i 'm proud of her , too . cole : but it never hurts to get her good side . langston : i just hope this is it . markko : what do you mean ? langston : i mean , she 's been mayor less than 24 hours and she gets arrested ? she never even made it to city hall . what 's next ? starr : well , at least she 'll have a quiet night , right ? [ scene_break ] dorian : how did you end up in llanview ? i read in the paper that you were in a california prison . mitch : oh , you know i do n't do prison for long . dorian : you 're not gon na preach your way out of here . mitch : oh , there 's always a way . dorian : ha ha ha . not anymore . i am mayor of llanview now . this is my jail . mitch : yes ! congratulations . you 'll be very useful to me in your new job . dorian : oh ? me useful to you ? mitch : yeah . you 'll not only be useful , you 'll enjoy it . dorian : i am going to devote all of my energies to making sure you stay in here . mitch : you know , that 'd be so much more convincing if you were n't locked up yourself . dorian : one night only . mitch : you sure about that ? it 'll be interesting to see who gets out first . dorian : huh . [ scene_break ] man : you got a smart mouth on you . amelia : well , i talk for a living . i 'm a human rights advocate and i fight for my rights . man : yeah . we got your position . nick : you know what ? let 's go . amelia : does this make you feel like real men ? nick : amelia , there 's no point . amelia : you 're right , because some people just ca n't be educated . man : yeah ? amelia : yeah . because to convince people to change their mind , they 'd actually have to have one . man : tinkerbell 's nervous . second man : those queers need a teaching moment . [ scene_break ] greg : yes . just off the waiting room by the elevator . hurry . we 'll be waiting . the police are on their way . are you okay ? rachel : worry about those kids . greg : i am . rachel : i know he wo n't hurt dani , but matthew ? destiny ? oh , my god , i just -- i hope they do n't try to get in his way . [ scene_break ] dani : daddy ? why do you have a gun ? ross : oh , this , honey ? oh , this is -- this is nothing . this is just to keep everybody off our back , okay ? dani : how 'd you get out of jail ? ross : well , i -- i did n't want to wait for all the paperwork , honey , and i was afraid your mom was gon na pull some kind of move , so -- destiny : you broke out ? dani : did you ? ross : oh , honey , i would do anything to keep from losing you . so , i 'm gon na take you away from here . [ scene_break ] mitch : so , how 's the family , dorian ? how 's cassíe ? dorian : do n't you even say her name . mitch : and i hear there 's a new addition to the fold . another daughter ? langston ? dorian : you 'll never get anywhere near her . mitch : and little starr . well , she 's become quite the young woman , huh ? with a daughter of her own . you know , i love it that it 's always a house full of women . yeah . a baby girl . hope . that is such a pretty name . and so true . she 's the hope for all of us . [ scene_break ] starr : okay , time to call the sitter . langston : wow , you made it a whole 30 minutes . congratulations . starr : thank you . cole : we only mock because we love . starr : i know . cole : okay , quick conference . markko : shoot . cole : all right , i wan na do something really special for starr for christmas . i need you guys ' help . markko : how about a g.p.s . headband for the baby ? langston : you know , i think it 's really wonderful that cole wants to do something big for his girlfriend at christmas . markko : can i start hating you now ? cole : look , we only have a couple minutes , all right ? i have a couple good ideas . [ scene_break ] kyle : you remembered . oliver : yeah , well , i could n't forget . even if i tried . you know , for years i would hear somebody order that beer and i 'd be out by the lake with you . kyle : those were good times . oliver : yeah , so i 'd hear that and then i 'd order something much stronger to block out the memory . kyle : it 's okay . here 's to new memories . [ bottles clink ] kim : oh , those two are so cute . we did a good thing . stacy : you think so ? kim : your night with oliver totally convinced him to come out . stacy : what ? i scared him gay ? is that what you 're saying ? kim : oh , my god , no . calm down . he was just in the closet and miserable and now he 's out of the closet and with the perfect guy . it 's nice . now it 's our turn . stacy : clint buchanan for you , huh ? kim : why not ? i 've got a plan . i 've got appropriate office wear . i 'm all set . just cut me off at two drinks tonight , okay ? stacy : why ? kim : because i 've got to look sharp for tomorrow when i start working c -- working for clint . okay . there 's the man . go work that baby bump . rex : all right , i may have to run out for a little bit , but anytime i go off , plant yourself right here . alyssa 's working the bar tonight . you remember her ? shane : yeah . rex : she will look out for you . what ? shane : you and mom . rex : yeah ? shane : are you okay ? rex : we 're great . why ? shane : well , you got that twitch when she said schuyler came over . rex : no , i was just surprised . most people send cards . stacy : hey , guys . shane : what 's she doing here ? kim : she 's an adult . how 'd you get in ? rex : hey ! shane : it 's my dad 's club . he can let in whoever he wants . or not . throw them out , dad . [ scene_break ] amelia : thank you . gigi : anything else ? nick : not now . listen , where is everybody ? this place is dead in here tonight . gigi : everyone is at ultraviolet for the show . all - american rejects . nick : which is where kyle and oliver are . their first date . amelia : to new love . [ ice rattling in glass ] [ glasses clink ] nick : new love . speaking of , why are n't you down at the jail with your now- legal wife ? amelia : she called before she went into lockup . we 'll be down in the morning to pick her up -- in a blaze of useful publicity . nick : but she 's in jail . amelia : i know . dorian swears that 's exactly where she wants to be . she 's making a statement . nick : and no doubt driving her jailers a little crazy . amelia : uh - huh . nick : ha ha ha . man : now , when did this dive turn into a gay bar ? nick : we do n't want any trouble . man : yeah , neither do we . second man : let 's all get educated . [ scene_break ] elijah : all right , the cops are on their way to the hospital . todd : i 'm not sitting here while some lunatic goes after my daughter . why do n't you do something ? téa : hey , what happened to our arraignments ? elijah : they put everything on hold when ross escaped . téa : which proves he was the one at fault , right ? elijah : i 'll see if i can find a sympathetic judge . téa : thank you . [ door closes ] todd : well , what do you think ? you know ross better than anyone . would he hurt danielle to get even with you ? [ scene_break ] ross : do n't you want to live with me ? you know , your mom -- she 's not gon na let that happen . you know that , right ? dani : yeah . ross : yeah . is n't that why you called the cops ? dani : it was . ross : okay . honey , you can come with me . problem solved . greg : he 's in there with 3 kids . teenagers . rachel : danielle is his daughter . he just broke out of jail . officer : does he have any other weapons besides the gun ? greg : not that we could see . [ scene_break ] ross : i missed you so much . dani : i missed you , too . ross : so let 's go . dani : where ? they must be looking for you . ross : well , that 's what we got this for . [ scene_break ] téa : ross loves daniella like -- todd : like she was his own daughter ? he loved you , too , right ? téa : for a time . todd : he still tried to choke you to death . téa : he was furious with me . he thought i was trying to take his daughter away from him . todd : and if danielle makes him furious ? téa : no , that 's totally different . he would never hurt her . todd : you better pray that 's true . téa : or what ? todd : téa , you made this happen . you kept my daughter from me . you let a violent , crazy man raise her . téa : this is very helpful . very helpful . todd : no , if ross touches one hair on her head , if i lose my kid before i even find her , it 's on you . [ scene_break ] dorian : it wo n't work , mitch . mitch : what 's that , lover ? dorian : you 're trying to manipulate me . penetrate my mind . mitch : oh . i thought we were just catching up , chatting about the family . oh , i ca n't wait to spend more time with my daughter jessica . and i am intrigued by this -- this langston . poor child . she really spent a whole year surviving by herself , pretending that her dead parents were still alive ? oh , she clearly is in need of guidance . yes , a new -- a new father figure . hmm . i always did get along with your girls . they flock to me . like cassíe did . dorian : i will kill you ! and this time , you will stay dead ! [ scene_break ] cole : okay , i was thinking for christmas , starr would really , really love an umbrella . starr : an umbrella ? cole : yeah , that 's what you get for listening in . starr : i would love an umbrella . cole : how 's hope ? markko and langston : sleeping like an angel . starr : for your information , she woke up and started crying because she could n't find her pacifier , and then the babysitter found her pacifier and now she 's sleeping like an angel . and i do n't need anything for christmas . markko : oh , danger warning , dude . dive , dive . cole : do n't worry . i know better . starr : no , i 'm serious . i have everything that i need . it 's hope 's first christmas with us and -- i want to focus all of our energy on our little miracle baby . [ scene_break ] kim : are you gon na throw the mother of your baby out of your own club ? shane : hell , yeah . rex : okay , shane , huddle . stacy : you know , i have tried , but i really hate that kid . [ scene_break ] rex : okay . ahem . you do n't like your aunt stacy . shane : i hate her and so do you . rex : but here 's the thing . your little brother or little sister is trapped inside of aunt stacy . think of it like sci - fi . shane : and aunt stacy 's the pod ? rex : okay , we can go with that for now . the baby needs you and me to look out for him or her . agreed ? shane : agreed . rex : so that means we have to be nice to your aunt stacy . did you know babies can hear things inside their moms ? shane : what ? like stomach gurgles or -- rex : no . words . they can actually hear what you 're saying . shane : no way . rex : way . now , i do n't know if they understand words , but they definitely get the feelings . shane : so , if i 'm mean to aunt stacy , the kid feels it ? rex : exactly . so , you want to try this again ? shane : i guess . kim : hello ? shane : hey . how 's it going in there ? i 'm shane . your big brother . sorry about the other thing . you should stay . stacy : oh , shane , that 's -- that 's sweet . shane : my dad and i are gon na look out for you . he 's good at that . we 're gon na protect you from evil men like grandpa and nasty -- rex : okay , well , that 's good . that 's enough , son . okay . i got ta do a stage check . you find alyssa . shane : i will . stacy : what ? shane : can i feel the baby move ? [ scene_break ] nick : you know what ? let 's go . amelia : i wo n't be run off . man : ha . now we know who 's the man in this group . gigi : excuse me . can i help you ? man : yeah . you serve anything but fruit salad -- nick : you know what ? back off ! man : or what ? you 're gon na bitch slap me ? and risk your manicure ? gigi : ignore these jackasses . man : do n't tell me you 're queer , too . schuyler : hey , hey , hey . do n't talk to her , okay ? gigi : what if i was ? man : i could show you how to be a real woman . schuyler : okay , all right , that 's it , that 's it . you guys are done . out . you 're out . man : we were just talking , all right ? step out of it . schuyler : okay . conversation 's over . out . man : all right . whatever you say . second man : hey ! gigi : you jerk ! man : hey , you 're next , mary . nick : yeah ? gigi : i 'm calling the cops ! man : let 's find a bar with some real men and women . amelia : are you okay ? nick : look , i 'm really sorry . gigi : it 's not your fault . schuyler , look at you . you 're really hurt . schuyler : i 'm fine . gigi : i 'm still calling the cops . nick : no , please , please , do n't . gigi : why not ? those guys look dangerous . amelia : it 's over . schuyler : are you sure ? amelia : it 's not the story we want tonight . gigi : if you 're positive . [ scene_break ] officer : is there any other way into that room besides that door ? greg : i 'm not sure if there was a window or not . rachel : téa . you 're out . téa : yeah . eli got us released . where 's daniella ? rachel : they did n't tell you ? todd : tell us what ? rachel : ross is here . téa : with daniella ? greg : yes , and he has a gun . todd : yeah , we know . greg : he forced his way into matthew 's room . téa : oh , god . greg : no . todd : i 'm gon na get my daughter back . elijah : if you even say those words , it 's gon na set ross off . think . téa : not to mention dani . todd : so , okay , we 're just gon na stand here ? and what are seattle 's finest doing ? greg : they 're figuring out a way to breach -- how big of a hostage unit they want . téa : no , no . no , no . officer : who are you ? todd : i 'm the child 's father . téa : yeah , we 're daniella 's parents . the man in there is ross rayburn . he 's my ex - husband . officer : all right , we need you to stand back . the rest of the team is on their way . téa : can i talk to him first , please ? [ scene_break ] ross : baby , i 'm sorry it got to this , but your mom is just not giving me a choice . so , when we get out of here , everything 's gon na be fine , okay ? téa : ross . dani : mom ? ross : do n't -- do n't say anything . she 's gon na take you away again . téa : come out here so we can talk , okay ? i 'll let you see dani . i promise i will . todd : the hell you will . elijah : come on , easy , manning . she 's got ta get him out of that room . téa : ross , i know you do n't want to hurt daniella . you and i , we -- we both know that . ross : you know i would n't hurt dani . but this kid , i do n't give a damn ! téa : dani , everything 's gon na be okay . greg : destiny , we 're here . everything 's gon na -- officer : all right , everybody take it easy . ross : we got no problem as long as you guys do exactly what i say ! [ scene_break ] dorian : you will never get near anyone that i love , especially my girls . mitch : friendly wager on that ? dorian : they know all about you . they 've been forewarned . they are forearmed . there is no way they will ever listen to you or fall prey to you . why are you smiling ? mitch : it 's just so good to be home . [ scene_break ] gigi : has the bleeding stopped ? schuyler : uh , yeah . gigi : let 's see . oh . schuyler : uh -- hey , are you guys okay ? nick : yeah , just another day in the life , you know ? gigi : does that happen a lot ? amelia : too much . gigi : but this is a nice town . amelia : yes , it is , but it still happens . gigi : well , maybe dorian can change things . amelia : that 's the goal . nick : look , you should go see her . i can tell you want to . amelia : maybe we can compare notes as to who had the worst night . nick : yeah . i 'm headed home anyway . amelia : it 'll get better , nick . nick : yeah . look , i parked out back . you want a ride ? amelia : no . i 'm good . nick : okay . get home safe . amelia : good night . [ nick and amelia kiss ] nick : all right . gigi : good night . schuyler : take care of yourselves . nick : good night . gigi : maybe you should go get your eye checked out . schuyler : no , it 's not bleeding . it 's not deep . what ? gigi : you took a punch for me . [ schuyler and gigi laugh ] [ scene_break ] man : hey . nick : uhh ! [ grunting ] [ nick coughs ] man : should we ? second man : oh , yeah . [ scene_break ] kyle : hope you do n't get called into work again tonight . oliver : no . i am completely off - duty . kyle : well , good . because i 've been looking forward to this for a long time . oliver : yeah , me too . kyle : and i do n't know if i 've told you this , but -- i love you . oliver : no , i know . kyle : yeah ? oliver : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] kim : dude , you ca n't just put your hand on somebody like that . shane : i asked . kim : then you reached . shane : can i ? stacy : no . shane : why not ? stacy : you know , why do people just think you can grope pregnant women ? rex : hey , shane , come on . big surprise . stacy : oh , my god . kim : this is a problem . stacy : oh . yeah , no joke . he almost touched it . even a kid could figure out it 's padding . kim : and you 're right -- people grab pregnant women all the time . it 's like you 're public property or something . i totally forgot about that . stacy : we got ta do something . kim : we will . we will . stacy : i want rex to touch me . kim : okay . not yet . okay ? soon , honey . just for now , keep his mitts off . [ scene_break ] téa : dani , are you okay ? dani : i 'm fine . ross : dani is safe with me . she always has been . i 'm her father . now we 're gon na move to the elevator . watch that . keep it down ! we 're going this way . we 're going -- watch yourself , buddy . back . [ scene_break ] matthew : i 'm stuck . i could n't do anything . rachel : are you okay ? matthew : that psycho had a gun to my friends and i could n't even get up . rachel : okay , do n't worry . the cops are here now . it 's gon na be okay . [ scene_break ] ross : all right , here 's how this is gon na work . i 'm walking the girls out of here . we 're going downstairs . nobody 's gon na bother us here or down there , all right ? [ scene_break ] [ crowd cheering ] rex : good evening , everybody ! my name is rex balsom . welcome to ultraviolet . how are you doing this evening ? [ crowd cheering ] rex : we have a very special musical act for you tonight , and to introduce them , i would like to bring up a little all - american dude of his own , my son , shane morasco . get up here , buddy . [ cheering and applause ] shane : ladies and gentlemen , give it up for the all - american rejects ! [ crowd cheering ] [ guitar playing ] tyson ritter : here 's another pity and there 's another chance we try to learn a lesson but you ca n't if we can burn a city in futures and in past without a change our lives will never last 'cause we 're going fast you can sit beside me when the world comes down if it does n't matter then just turn around we do n't need our bags and we can just leave town you can sit beside me when the world comes down [ crowd cheering ] tyson ritter : what can we do better ? when will we know how ? a man says from a sidewalk to a crowd if you can change the weather if you wanted to yourself and if you ca n't i guess we all need help yeah , 'cause i need help you can sit beside me when the world comes down if it does n't matter then just turn around we do n't need our bags and we can just leave town you can sit beside me when the world comes down we say and we do all the lies the truth and all i need is next to me do you love somebody ? [ crowd cheering ] tyson ritter : i love somebody . oh , yeah , yeah yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah we 're going fast you can sit beside me when the world comes down if it does n't matter baby , turn around yeah , you will be my queen and , honey , i 'll be your clown you can sit beside me when the world comes down ooh ooh ooh ahh ooh ahh yeah , ah you can sit beside me when the world comes yeah , you can sit beside me when the world comes down [ crowd cheering ] [ scene_break ] todd : ross -- téa : todd , do n't . todd , wait . wait , wait , wait !
ross escapes from prison and goes to find dani at the seattle hospital before todd and tea have a chance to take her away . they persuade elijah and the guards to let them leave also . ross holds destiny hostage and tells the others that he will kill her if they do not so what he says . he is very afraid that todd and tea will take his daughter way from him now that they have discovered that she is not his . matthew is still unable to get out of his bed and help his two friends . back in llanview , dorian spends the night in jail , confident about winning the mayoral election and winning the support of the gay community until she notices that mitch laurence is in jail right beside her . he taunts her and presses her buttons . meanwhile , gay bashers harass and assault nick and amelia . gigi is alone with schuyler while rex and shane go alone to ultraviolet where stacy and kim are there to humiliate them .
dorian : ooh , goody . i have been waiting for this . welcome to la boulaie . [ scene_break ] jessica : mom ? kevin : mom ? jessica : she 's not in here , either . kevin : that 's strange . jessica : maybe she went to work . kevin : no , the university said she was going to take the day off . jessica : maybe she slept in . i 'm going to go and check . kevin : our mom ? yeah . check in the kitchen . going up the stairs there , sis , right ? jessica : shut up , kevin . kevin : mom , where are you ? [ scene_break ] todd : hey . you 're late . viki : yeah , well , everything takes just a little bit longer with this arm . you startled me . todd : yeah , i do that to people . so , are you ready to do this ? [ scene_break ] kevin : so ? jessica : well , she 's not there . lois said that she was up early . kevin : this is weird . kevin : the coffee 's still warm . jessica : well , maybe she went to the police station with joey and jen . kevin : no , i doubt it . joey wanted to handle that on his own . i mean , you know , when your wife admits she was hanging out with a murdered hooker , it 's -- jessica : i know . poor joey . i mean , he 's got to admit by now that his marriage is a mess . kevin : huh . i know the feeling . kelly : well , apparently being in a plane crash and trapped in an avalanche does n't keep you down for long . [ scene_break ] dorian : not with so much to live for . all of this -- i mean , if i can almost die with viki , i can live in the same league with her . do me a favor -- hold this , okay ? i just want to get a little distance and see -- ah , la boulaie . kelly : la boulaie ? what ? oh , so we 're french now ? dorian : what brings you here ? kelly : i was just checking to see if my newfound rich brother is looking after you . dorian : paul left early this morning . how 's your husband ? did his fever come back ? kelly : apparently not . dorian : what 's wrong this time ? well , it 's a picture of blair . [ scene_break ] starr : mom ? blair : mm - hmm ? starr : i have an idea -- blair : what ? starr : to get paul 's money . well , aunt betsy 's $ 30 million . blair : starr . starr : okay , now -- blair : what ? starr : here 's what i 'm going to do . you know how in aunt betsy 's will it says that you ca n't be married ? blair : mm - hmm . starr : well , i can hire a girl to fall in love with paul . blair : honey -- starr : and then he falls in love with her and wants to marry her but he ca n't because he has this will thing , right ? blair : yeah . starr : so he gives me the $ 30 million . then he can get married , i give him this huge allowance , and then everybody 's happy . blair : that just sounds like a really great idea , but i do n't think anybody 's just going to give away $ 30 million . besides , look around here . what do we need ? we have everything . starr : a private jet . blair : okay , we do n't have a private jet . but we 've got you . we 've got me . we 've got walker . we have jack . we have a real family , sweetie . starr : then why ca n't walker just adopt me and jack , and then he can be our real dad ? [ scene_break ] todd : you know , when the old man gave me this ring , he said we were two of a kind . viki : he said a lot of things that were n't true . todd : he meant it as a compliment . serious , he did . he said i had the heart of a lord , a heart like his , the best lord of all . viki : i hope you know better now . todd : i do , thanks to you and blair and the kids . viki : todd , if you were like him once , you 're not anymore . todd : did you hear that , pops ? viki : good lord , did you open that ? todd : he likes the company . how 's eternity treating you there , vic ? make room , because we 're burying todd manning today , along with your ring . viki : no , no , no , wait ! you ca n't do that ! [ scene_break ] bo : these are your witness statements . please read them carefully before you sign them . john : thank you both for being consistent with the facts . that always helps . rex : sure this is okay ? evangeline : we have it in writing . no charges will be filed . nora : you know , lying about being at the scene of a murder -- it jeopardizes people 's lives . evangeline : so my client 's free to go ? bo : explain to him just how lucky he really is , will you ? lindsay : jen is lucky that she was n't killed along with that other girl . have you thought of that ? john : oh , we 've thought about it . she should think about it . lindsay : oh , no , no , no , wait , wait . this is what you mean by caring about jen ? rex : she was curious , just exploring what life has to offer . lindsay : well , the life you have to offer is a hell of a mess , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] jen : look , i am so sorry that i dragged you into this . joey : forget that . i 'm worried about you . what were you doing with that girl in the first place ? jen : you know what ? i wish i knew . joey : why would you want to go clubbing with her ? and why would you go back to her hotel ? jen : because -- just hard to explain . joey : what was so bad that you had to lie about it ? jen : why is everything either good or bad ? okay , i 'm a liar . i 'm a loser . you ca n't say your family did n't warn you about it . you know what ? never mind . i ca n't explain it to you . you do n't understand . nobody understands . [ scene_break ] daniel : well , surprise , surprise . are you looking for me ? lindsay : actually , no , i was n't . but since you 're here , i was wondering , what time will you be picking me up tonight ? [ scene_break ] dorian : it 's not the best picture i 've ever seen of blair . kelly : she is mauling my husband . does this not bother you ? dorian : the headline makes it very clear she 's wishing him good luck before his speech . kelly : huh . do you think that was before or after he told her about my affair in texas ? dorian : i do n't think he did tell her . kelly : oh , he most certainly did . yeah . and it looks like it got him a lot of sympathy , too . dorian : kelly , do n't jump to conclusions . kelly : dorian , i do n't have to jump to conclusions , okay ? it is staring me in the face every time i turn around . i ca n't get my husband to lay a hand on me . i ca n't get pregnant -- it 's too dangerous . and i ca n't adopt fast enough to keep his attention . yet every day i am forced to face the fact that he is in love with my cousin . dorian : just because kevin may have confided in a family member a little indiscretion -- kelly : walker found them in a cabin all over each other . yeah , they said they were keeping each other warm . that 's what they said . dorian : all right , you listen to me . you know how low my opinion of your husband is , but blair would never betray you . we 're cramer women . no , you can -- you can count on blair to be loyal . [ scene_break ] blair : starr , what about your real daddy ? starr : i think he 's gone , mom . i do n't think he 's ever coming back . blair : i want you to really understand . if walker does adopt you , that would mean that he would be your legal daddy forever . you understand that ? starr : and you have a problem with that ? blair : well , i 'm just actually surprised that you 'd give up on your daddy so soon . starr : and you do n't want me to . blair : i just thought that you , of all people , would really hold on to hope , and -- but , sweetie , if you 're ready and if that 's what you want , then i 'll talk to walker . he does have a say in this , you know . starr : he 'll say yes . blair : did you already ask him ? starr : trust me on this one , okay , mom ? he does want us to be his kids . [ scene_break ] viki : hey , i did not come here to bury my brother . todd : now , come on . i beat the curse . you agreed we 'd celebrate that . viki : yes , and i was very happy to meet you , even here , to honor that . but you know something ? we never discussed making this lie that you 've been living permanent . todd : walker 's a great guy . you got to admit that . viki : todd is becoming a great guy . that 's who you are . todd : but blair -- she 's stuck on walker , all right ? viki : hey -- being todd does not make you unacceptable . todd : it does to blair . i ca n't go being todd if she wo n't go with me . she does n't think i can change . viki : do you know even victor lord changed in the end ? todd : no , you 're making that up . viki : no , i 'm not . he wrote me a letter . he confessed to everything he ever did to me . he apologized , begged my forgiveness . todd : when was this ? viki : dorian found it among his papers at llanfair . todd : i would love to see what a victor lord apology looks like . viki : well , you ca n't . she says she burned it . todd : do you believe her ? viki : i would like to believe her , yeah . besides , if she made it up , it was a very nice thing for her to do . todd : she 's probably telling the truth . viki : i think , actually , she 's mellowing . after all , she 's agreed to keep your secret from blair , has n't she ? todd : all the more reason to kill todd , right now , once and for all . viki : i disagree with you . i think you 're much better off telling blair exactly who you are , and i think you better not wait much longer to do it . viki : todd , your return is not a secret anymore . dorian knows . kevin knows . how long before one of them tells blair ? todd : they ca n't prove it . viki : they wo n't have to prove it . blair is a very smart woman . as soon as she suspects something , she will know , and then where will you be ? todd : out on my new face . viki : right . todd : so why rush it ? viki : because honesty is the best spin . [ todd blows raspberry ] viki : yeah . besides , i really , really think blair would rather hear this from you than from them . todd : she 'd kill me before i had a chance to finish telling her . viki : no , she would n't . she loves you . so do i . todd : thanks . but she 's made it pretty clear she does n't want him . viki : you know what the irony here is ? that if you confess that you 're todd , you 're being the walker that she loves . if you continue to pretend to be walker , you 're being the todd that you both hate . todd : do you have to lecture me this minute ? viki : i 'm trying to help you . todd : give me that ring . all right , old man . here 's for your cover charge in hell . now , let 's go . [ todd groans ] viki : watch your fingers . todd : nobody wants your legacy , old man . [ scene_break ] jessica : okay , well , where is she now ? thanks . okay . i have to go . there 's a lead on the story . i have to go to the university . kevin : well , call me if you see mom . jessica : well , she better not be there . she needs her rest . you call me if you see her , okay ? kevin : okay . jessica : okay . viki : kevin . kevin : hey , where have you been ? viki : taking a walk . kevin : with him ? todd : no , with santa claus . but we ca n't tell you about it till you grow up . kevin : how about i knock you back to the north pole . viki : okay , enough . todd : oh , yeah . viki : hey , guys -- hello . i have a broken arm . please . kevin : i 'm sorry . todd : yeah , you should be for a lot of things . viki : please ? todd : do n't mind me . i 'm not here . later . kevin : why are you always so understanding about him -- or whoever he is today ? viki : uh -- kevin : did he tell you ? viki : you know what ? i 'll tell you who he is . he is a man who loves his wife deeply and really wants his marriage to last . so that makes it none of your business , darling . kevin : oh , it became my business , mom , when i found out that the walker who was writing lies about me is really todd mmanning . viki : you see , apparently , he believes that you 're after something of his . [ scene_break ] kelly : well , thank you for listening . i have to go . dorian : i 'll walk you out . there 's someone i need to see . kelly : ah . me , too . what a coincidence . dorian : kelly , what are you up to ? kelly : nothing . dorian : remember , you 're the good girl in this family . yes . every family needs to have at least one . kelly : yeah . but then again , we 're not like every family , are we ? [ scene_break ] daniel : well , i was thinking nothing too pretentious -- champagne , caviar , candlelit dinner . and maybe finding a fireplace that we could snuggle up to afterwards . lindsay : a fireplace ? well , that sounds awfully ambitious . daniel : too ambitious ? lindsay : not if we 're having a good time . anyway , i 'll see you later . daniel : bye . [ scene_break ] lindsay : hi . hey , how about i take you two to lunch to capricorn ? jen : actually , i really want to talk privately . joey : i want to talk , too . you 've got to help me understand all this . jen : no , i mean i need to talk to my mom . joey : i guess i 'll see you at home , then . i 'll go check on my mom . thanks , anyway , lindsay . lindsay : sure . [ scene_break ] rex : hey , what do you say we have lunch , celebrate ? evangeline : what , you think you were that close to death row ? rex : no . i think you like the decor of capricorn . evangeline : you could be right . hmm . [ scene_break ] john : you know what i really like about you ? when you screw up , you 're able to do it so public . daniel : agent mcbain , is there a problem ? john : advertising to the media that we have an eyewitness in the last music box murder ? daniel : i tell you what -- you handle the f.b . i . 's part in the investigation and i 'll run the d.a . 's office . john : okay . and when the killer chokes the life out of that girl who was just in here , you can explain who tipped him off next time you trying to hustle her mom into the sack . john : hey . marcie : hi . john : you ca n't mention to anyone that jen buchanan was in here talking to us . marcie : oh , no , i never talk about work when i leave . john : you ca n't mention it to anyone , marcie . marcie : you mean especially to my brother ron , the suspect . john : nothing personal , but a leak could be life or death for your friend . marcie : oh , yeah , i get it . hey -- you know , i 'm really grateful that you got ron released . he is innocent , you know . i got to run to class . see you later . john : see you later . [ scene_break ] john : how 'd you guys ever survive a d.a . like colson ? nora : we have n't survived him yet . john : we got a psycho out there , and he 's already murdered five women . if jen buchanan 's name gets out , i think she 's six . john : so all the victims were taking college courses . bo : and they were all missing their student i.d.s . nora : he 's collecting souvenirs . john : and they 're all dancers or they were studying to be dancers , or so we think . what i want to know is , how did he know they were all students ? bo : well , if this guy is still in llanview , you think we should alert the university ? john : elyssa collins did n't go to llanview . she went to groodon . but the odds are higher he 's got his eye on l.u . you know what ? you loan me a couple of undercovers , you know , maybe a couple young guys who could pose as students on campus ? bo : yeah , we could do that . john : good deal . i 'm going to go set it up with the university , all right ? bo : all right . nora : he 's right about colson , you know . bo : yeah , send gonzalez and hardy in , please . nora : do you know that he 's dating lindsay rappaport ? bo : who , colson ? nora : yeah . bo : no . you know , he 's desperate , so in a way , they make a perfect couple . nora : yeah , well , i mean , how low do you have to go ? i mean , you start tampering with a material witness ' mother ? bo : ahem . you know , if i did n't know any better , i 'd think you were jealous . [ scene_break ] lindsay : r.j . r.j. : lindsay . you know , i meant to thank you for the letter and the flowers that you sent . lindsay : keri was a beautiful girl . i 'm really sorry . how are you and jamie doing ? r.j. : fine . jamie is an angel . i just hope she has better luck in love than the rest of her family . [ scene_break ] evangeline : why do n't we go have a drink at the bar ? rex : you go on . i need to make a call . evangeline : okay . [ scene_break ] evangeline : r.j. hi . lindsay : hey . r.j. : hey . lindsay and i were just discussing jamie . jen : mom , i 'm going to go to the ladies ' room . lindsay : oh , okay , honey . [ scene_break ] jen : rex , what are you doing here ? rex : oh , my attorney insisted we celebrate . okay , so i heard you were coming here . jen : so you just decided to stalk us ? rex : well , yeah . if you knew what it was like to look at you and to hear your voice -- jen : rex -- rex : and to have to watch you walk away -- jen : rex -- rex : well , i ca n't help it , okay ? i think about you . and then i start remembering how your skin feels against mine and the taste of -- jen : rex , you got to stop talking like that . rex : why ? jen : what if somebody hears us ? rex : feels great being honest . if nobody else hears , you do n't mind , though , right ? listen , why do n't we go someplace where i can say a lot more ? jen : hey , what is that ? `` sleepytime motel . `` rex : i 'll be there later on , waiting for you . [ scene_break ] viki : you are a gentleman -- you really are -- because you have n't told blair about todd . kevin : well , i do n't have to like it . viki : no , you do n't . and for what it 's worth , i do n't like it . that 's what i 've been doing with todd . i 've been trying to convince him he 's got to tell blair as soon as possible . kevin : and ? viki : he does n't like advice . [ doorbell rings ] viki : excuse me . kevin : yeah . [ scene_break ] viki : dorian . oh , my goodness . our first reunion -- `` survivor : the adirondacks . `` dorian : thank you . well , after almost dying with you , i thought maybe i should come by here every few hours and check on you . viki : aw . kevin : hi . dorian : oh , kevin , you 're here . kevin : well , my family 's home . dorian : yes . i just left your wife -- in a very upset state because of you . though perhaps you do n't care . kevin : mom , i 'm going to call jess , let her know you 're home . viki : i must tell you that the way you set my arm -- highly , highly praised by the doctor who looked at it . dorian : i 'm flattered . thank you . i 'm never going to forget the way you helped me with my claustrophobia . viki : i 'm very glad i could help . frankly , dorian , i was scared to death . dorian : so was i . viki : people will never know what we went through together , will they ? dorian : they certainly wo n't believe it , not of us . viki : no . we have food here -- real food and coffee . dorian : coffee ? oh , i missed coffee so much . but -- viki : would you like some ? dorian : you 're very kind , but , no , i -- i had better go out , face the world , prove that i 'm still alive . viki : okay . dorian : oh ! please come in . viki : my goodness , word of our survival must be getting around . [ viki laughs ] dorian : and i wonder who they 're from . man : for victoria davidson from governor brooks . [ scene_break ] todd : your most private table for two , please . oh , you know what ? make that four . it 's better that way . great . [ elevator door opens ] todd : 8 : 00 . perfect . thank you very much . what do you want ? kelly : i want to know what you 're planning to do about kevin and blair . todd : `` do `` ? kelly : what , are you just going to stand there and let kevin steal your wife ? todd : kevin could n't steal the time of day off me . kelly : oh , really ? then how do you explain this ? walker might always play it cool . but the todd manning i know -- he 'll make somebody pay for this . kelly : they slept together in saranac -- todd : keep your voice down . kelly : and you know it . well , what -- todd : how do you derive that from this ? kelly : come on . you 're the one who found them all shacked up together -- todd : they were n't -- kelly : in that -- todd : they were n't kissing -- kelly : they were n't -- please , they heard you coming . they had time to -- todd : i do n't need this right now , kelly . kelly : and you think i do ? look , i 'm not telling you that blair does n't love you , all right ? i do believe she does . i just think she forgot about the `` forsaking all other `` part of your little ceremony . todd : you do n't know that . kelly : i am not so busy , so guilty trying to hide who i am that i ca n't see who blair is . you know , some women get turned on by juggling two men at once . yeah . one in your head , one in your bed . todd : get the hell out of here ! kelly : fine . but you keep this , all right ? add it to the collection . [ scene_break ] todd : that 's some dress . blair : well , i figured after everything that happened up north that we needed a little alone time . blair : what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] dorian : so , what does it say ? viki : let 's see . `` i ca n't tell you how relieved i am that you 're safe after your ordeal . i was awake -- `` um -- blah , blah , blah -- `` harrison . `` that 's all . dorian : i also survived the ordeal . viki : yes , she did . man : then you must be dorian lord . dorian : yes , i am . viki : oh . man : there 's something for you , too . viki : excellent . man : i was coming to your house next . the governor asked me to give you this . dorian : oh . and no flowers ? hmm . `` best wishes on a speedy recovery . the honorable h.h . brooks , governor . `` that 's it . viki : look , dorian , he had to send me flowers . i mean , my son works for him . dorian : yes . oh , viki , it is so good to see you looking so well . goodbye . viki : dorian -- thank you so much for coming by . dorian : yes . [ scene_break ] kevin : yeah , mom 's fine . she 's here at home . i 'll see you later , jess . bye . how did things go at the police department ? joey : at least they 're not charging her . kevin : look , all jen did was take some time getting her story straight . joey : yeah . just being at the murder of a call girl -- some people in the vestry are sending signals that i should resign . kevin : all right , look , joe , here 's what you do . you spin the story that jen was helping this girl , kind of an urban missionary type thing , right ? she was helping the girl get out of the life , go respectable . joey : oh , that 's why she was passed out drunk in the bathroom ? kevin : do n't worry about the facts . it 's the story that matters . joey : it 's not the vestry i 'm worried about . it 's us . jen does n't know how to talk to me and -- or wo n't . i just catch her in lie after lie after lie . i do n't know what to do anymore . [ scene_break ] jen : you want me to meet you at a cheap motel ? rex : why not ? you ca n't talk to your husband . come talk to me . jen : i can never do the right thing . rex : i do n't care . i love you , jen . okay , you do n't have to pretend with me . i 'll be there later on . i hope you 'll come . [ scene_break ] r.j. : if i do sell this place , are you considering expanding your business ? you know , open the gallery up , maybe have a gallery cafe ? lindsay : a gallery cafe ? r.j. : mm - hmm . jen : um -- mom -- lindsay : yeah ? jen : i 've got a lot of studying to do before exams , so i 'm going to take off . lindsay : okay , sweetie . i 'll see you tomorrow . jen : okay . bye . lindsay : all righty . evangeline : well , looks like i 've been stood up by my lunch date . lindsay : oh -- lucky you . i have a date tonight . and the last time i let rex set me up on a date , it was a disaster . r.j. : hmm . lindsay : maybe i should cancel it . r.j. : no , no , no , no . do n't do that . you got to start someplace , right ? just relax , go with what comes . evangeline : that is some good advice . you know what ? maybe we should try it . [ scene_break ] jessica : why did n't you tell somebody that professor barnes hit on you ? woman : i ca n't . i gave in to him . my grades are lousy , and if my family knows -- they 'll hate it if i flunk out . jessica : but the university will protect you . you can go to the ethics committee . woman : no . i 'm not bringing charges . marcie : is everything okay ? jessica : yeah , it was just one of professor barnes ' victims . she 's scared to death . marcie : hey , you know what ? the radio station has asked me to start a talk show in honor of al . maybe you could come on as a guest ; we can talk about this . jessica : yeah -- but i have n't had -- do n't have my story together yet , but i 'll call you , okay ? marcie : okay . jessica : okay . marcie : great . thanks , jess . al : hey . marcie . marcie : hi . [ scene_break ] nora : so , do you think our d.a . is dating lindsay to find out if her daughter 's holding back information that she did n't tell john mcbain ? bo : nah . he 's just after sex . [ nora coughs ] bo : is that what made you so jealous ? nora : i am not jealous . will you stop saying that ? you know perfectly well i ca n't stand colson . bo : so maybe you 're jealous that lindsay even has a date . nora : i do n't envy a moment of lindsay 's life . although i do find it a little irksome that a woman who was just released from a mental hospital after shooting her ex - husband has more of a social life than i do . bo : all kidding aside , though , is there any particular reason you 're not dating anybody ? nora : i do n't know . i think when your ex - fiancé tries to kill you , it does put a little damper on the dreams of romance . bo : hmm . nora : i 'm spending all my time right now with a man who i love . his name is matthew . [ knock on door ] bo : yeah ? nora : hey . john : hey . you two got a moment ? you should have a look at this . these are all female students currently taking dance class at l.u . , which means they all fit the music box profile for victims . [ scene_break ] marcie : no , i 'm serious . your brother -- he 's really a great guy . he got my brother ron released . al : if you say so . [ pager beeps ] [ al groans ] al : that 's the hospital . i got to go call . marcie : bye . madison : well , if it is n't miss piggy . slept in any garbage lately ? marcie : madison , what are you doing here ? you got expelled . madison : my parents made sure i got reinstated . was that michael mcbain you were just talking to ? marcie : what 's it to you ? madison : not much . before deke and i started dating , michael and i used to sleep together . [ scene_break ] joey : jen 's so lost , i do n't know if she 'll ever find her way . and i ca n't help her . kevin : why not ? joey : how ? every time i try to reach out to her , she acts like i 'm accusing her . kevin : are you ? joey : no -- do you have any ideas ? kevin : look , all i know is that all marriages never work out like you expect . i mean , take mine , for instance . kelly did n't sign on for a husband in politics . and , you know , the way things are working out , i do n't blame her . joey : yeah . i suppose kelly would resent that . kevin : i 'll tell you , joe , my marriage is -- i mean , things between kel and me , it 's never been worse . kelly : maybe you should be discussing this with your wife instead of your brother . [ scene_break ] todd : is there anything you want to tell me , blair ? blair : well , starr said something really , really sweet , but that 'll keep . todd : why do n't you give me a hint ? blair : later . because i have planned something really special for later , but right now i 'm just going to give you -- hmm -- a taste . blair : what 's wrong ? todd : why do n't you tell me ? blair : what is this ? todd : you slept with him in saranac , did n't you ? huh ? why do n't you just admit it ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , good , you 're there . i need to see you . no . right away . [ scene_break ] nora : bo , jessica 's on this list . john : so is jen buchanan . bo : if he 's hunting l.u . students who dance -- nora : and he knows that karen reeder and jen buchanan were friends and that she 's a possible witness -- john : she 's going to be next . [ scene_break ] kelly : you know , i would really appreciate it if you would stop discussing what a disaster our marriage is . kevin : this is not what it looks like . joe needed to talk about -- kelly : oh , right . first it was blair . now it 's joey . if you want to discuss our marriage with somebody , why do n't you discuss it with me ? kevin : okay . we 're not happy , are we ? kelly : apparently not . kevin : well , the only thing we need to talk about , then , is a divorce . [ scene_break ] blair : walker , this -- this is just a newspaper -- todd : you 're all over him there . you were all over him at the cabin . blair : i did n't sleep with kevin . todd : stop lying to me ! [ glass breaks ] blair : i 'm not lying to you ! todd : how could you do this to me ? everything i 've done to be with you ! [ door slams ] [ next_on ] rex : jen 's taking another look at her options . natalie : are you sleeping with her ? todd : i saw that picture in the paper , and i just -- i lost it . forgive me . dorian : viki better keep a close eye on that governor of hers . there 's competition in town .
mcbain decides to put undercover guys at the university . the pic of blair hugging kevin gets printed in a ny paper & kelly gets ahold of it . todd & vicki get together in the lord mausoleum to talk about their dad . todd uses it as an opportunity to bury his ring with victor & get on with his life , saying todd 's dead . kelly confronts her husband & demands to know what happened in that cabin . he brushes off her accusations . rex asks jenn to meet him at a hotel . vicki gets flowers from the governor . kelly lights todd 's fuse by showing him the pic in the paper . marcie asks jess to talk on the radio about the sexual harassment that 's taking place at lu . madison tells marcie that she used to date michael . after finding out that jenn might be a witness to karen 's murder , the music box killer watches jenn from the shadows . todd goes berserk with blair & storms off after confronting her with the pic .
langston : now that you 're back in school , i have someone to pass notes to . you are so not here right now , it 's not even funny . starr : i know . it 's just my parents are freaking out about this trial , and i have so much homework . langston : yeah , and you 're , like , so hung up on cole thornhart -- which is so totally not the way to move on , but what do i know ? [ scene_break ] marcie : i have to be there before 5 : 00 to pick tommy up . lindsay 's going out on business , on a business trip . michael ? michael : yeah ? marcie : are you listening to me ? michael : yeah . no . marcie : mm - hmm . michael : i 'm sorry . i 'm -- my brain 's just a little wound up about this whole truman trial and -- marcie : yeah , it could n't have anything to do with the fact that spencer 's going to get away with murder because he 's totally pretending to be crazy , could it ? michael : no , no , it -- it ca n't happen , marcie . this has to go our way -- not just for us , but for john , you know , for his recovery . [ scene_break ] john : why are n't you at the trial ? natalie : because i 'm here with you . john : but today is -- natalie : i know . me being there is n't going to change things , and trust me , it 's probably better that i 'm not there . if that judge rules spencer incompetent , i do n't think i 'll be able to keep my mouth shut , and that would be bad . spencer is going to get what 's coming to him , john . you 're going to get justice for your father . [ scene_break ] reporter : ever had problems with mental illness , dr. truman ? second reporter : do you think you 're fit to stand trial ? first reporter : are you upset at this turn of events -- officer : keep it down . reporter : or are you relieved ? mark : come on . bo : no , do n't even think about it , manning . blair : i swear , todd , if spencer pulls off this crazy defense , there 's only one person to blame , and that 's marty saybrooke . to hell with her ! marty : oh ! man : are you all right ? marty : i 'm fine . bo : people , back off ! there 's nothing to see here . lower the cameras . man : are you sure you 're all right ? marty : yes , really . i 'm fine . todd : let 's go back inside before they figure out what happened . blair : no , i think we got it on film . todd : i 'll handle it . blair : she deserved it , todd . todd : i 'm not arguing with you , blair . come on . blair : well , good , because you should n't . bo : what do you want to do ? marty : i want to go inside and be left alone . bo : ok . then i 'll make sure you are . evangeline : how is she ? is she all right ? man : she 's fine . yeah , she 's all right . evangeline : ok . you do remember you are my psychiatric consult , right ? man : yes , i know . i was just helping a colleague . would you like my evaluation of that woman , as well ? evangeline : hmm . blair is not my concern right now . though , she 's becoming a liability . viki : that photograph will not appear in `` the banner . `` do n't worry . blair : what are you talking about ? i want it to be in `` the banner . `` i want it to be in `` the banner `` and `` the sun . `` i want it on the front page , and if i had to do it over again , i would do it ! i would do it over again . i 'm not sorry ! todd : you all right ? [ scene_break ] adriana : you doing ok ? rex : i am now . adriana : i heard that the judge might pass down his decision about spencer today . i was wondering if you were going . rex : i told bo i 'd meet him there . adriana : todd will be there . rex : i 'm going to be seeing todd all the time . no choice . it 's not a big town . people bump into each other . adriana : so you have n't changed your mind about telling him the truth ? rex : i go back and forth every five minutes . but i ca n't -- i ca n't tell him . tommy may be todd 's biological son , but that 's where it ends . that baby came into michael and marcie 's life for a reason , and no one could give him a better life , no one could love him more than those two . marcie and michael are supposed to be tommy 's parents , and that 's where it ends . [ scene_break ] natalie : do you want me to ask the nurse to give you some more pain medicine ? john : no . i 'm fine . natalie : look , mom and uncle bo are both at the courthouse , and they promised to call if -- if , you know , there was something new to report . how you feeling today ? john : i just want to get out of here , natalie , get my life back . natalie : you know , i still wake up in the morning , and at first , i still have that feeling in the pit of my stomach -- like i had when you were gone . you know , and after a minute , i realize that you 're here . and then i can look at you and i can talk to you , and that really soon i 'm going to be able to touch you . john : maybe you could move a little closer . there 's something i want to tell you . natalie : do you -- do you need something ? john : i came back for you . [ scene_break ] langston : how do i keep you from talking to him ? do have to tie you up or something ? starr : he 's not going to hurt me . langston : that 's not what i 'm worried about . it 's you falling for a boy who 's bad news . starr : i know what i 'm doing . langston : i 'm sure that 's exactly what juliet told her best friend . starr : what are you talking about ? langston : juliet -- the girl who also `` knew what she was doing , `` and then her and her boyfriend both ended up dead ? starr : la - la - la -- stop being such a drama queen , ok ? look at what a wreck he is . i think i should go talk to him . langston : fine . completely ignore me , i 'm totally used to it . starr : well , if you made any sense , then , yeah , i would be listening to you . langston , be right back , ok ? langston : your funeral . starr : that 's not even funny . langston : yeah . i know . warning -- you mess with her head , and you 'll hear from me . starr : hi . cole : how 's it going ? starr : fine . and how are you ? cole : i have two midterms in one day next week -- physics and algebra , back- to - back . starr : that sucks . cole : yeah . starr : what do you want , cole ? cole : you . [ scene_break ] adriana : great , thanks . yeah , and if you could just text me the tracking number -- i really need to stay on top of my delivery guy . thanks . rex : business ? adriana : yeah . i ordered a serger -- it 's a sewing machine for stretchy things -- and i ca n't start any of my samples till i get it , and it was supposed to be here days ago . rex : well , i 'm sure it 'll come in . your designs are amazing , adriana . you 're meant to do this . adriana : you sure you do n't want to reconsider modeling some boxers for me ? rex : i 'm not taking my clothes off for anyone but you . adriana : i 'm going to have to take you up on that -- effective immediately . rex : see , i just got dressed . adriana : big mistake . adriana : hmm -- my phone , my phone . rex : no , see , i did n't hear it . adriana : it was vibrating . rex : you sure that was n't me ? adriana : huh . oh , it 's layla . wait , hold that thought . hold that thought , ok ? hey . layla : hey . is there any way you can meet me right now ? adriana : now ? where ? layla : serenity springs . i was on the treadmill , and guess who got on the elliptical right next to me . adriana : vincent ? layla : he wants to talk , and i 'm not sure i can handle this alone . adriana : i 'll be right there , and i 'll bring backup . layla : ok . bye . adriana : sorry , i need you to keep your pants on . we 're on a rescue mission . vincent : who was that ? layla : just adriana . vincent : what ? bail you out ? are you that afraid of me , layla ? layla : actually , i am . [ scene_break ] viki : blair , you look so pale . blair : you know what ? viki : let me get you some water . blair : it passed , all right ? it passed . todd : no , i 'm going to take you to the emergency room . that 's it . mark : hey . spencer : i have to help her . i have to -- mark : not now , spencer . spencer : i have to help her . mark : not now . just sit down . todd : i do n't like this . blair : look , it 's a headache , todd , that 's all . todd : what the hell 's the matter with you ? yesterday , you thought it was a tumor . what , are you going nutso again ? blair : it 's not a tumor . this headache is marty saybrooke , is what it is . i just need to get some air . viki : here , drink this . blair : thank you , viki . are you going to come with me ? todd : i guess . blair : i 'm going to get some air . viki : sure . marty . marty : hi , viki . viki : let me ask you -- are you really here in a professional capacity ? or is it just to cause trouble for my brother ? [ scene_break ] natalie : you know , you are so irresistible . john : you 're just finding that out ? natalie : you know i could never resist you . it 's just when you say such sweet things , it makes me so happy , john . to know that you 're here and alive -- and i know that you 're in a lot of pain , and i know that you 're crazy to get out of this bed , but i 'm happy that you 're here and alive . and you have no idea how much it meant to me . because i 've waited so long for you to tell me that -- john : i know . i think i 've loved you for a long time . natalie : i hoped so . i wanted -- i hoped so . it 's just , you know , you were gone , and you never actually had said it . but that 's -- not that it 's a bad thing . john : hey -- do n't let me off the hook so easy . natalie : no , i mean , it 's ok . the one thing that gave me comfort when i thought you were gone is knowing that you were going to tell me , that you would have told me if things were different . john : i 'm glad you knew . but it should have been from me . i almost did n't get my chance . [ john groans ] natalie : it 's not true . look , i -- your mom gave this to me . i just -- well , i think that you should have it . [ scene_break ] starr : you want me ? cole : yes -- no . i mean -- yeah , that did n't come out right . i mean -- i meant that -- that i want you around , like in my life . and after we i.m . 'd the other day , i did n't think i was ever going to get a chance to say that . starr : if that 's what you thought , then why are you talking to me ? cole : well , it did n't sound like you . starr : you 're right , it was n't . langston came over and she was trying to protect me , so she got on my computer and she wrote that message , and that 's -- cole : i knew it . [ scene_break ] vincent : look , i 've been wanting to talk to you for a while , layla . i did n't think it was a cool idea to stop by your place . layla : you got that right . vincent : i know i ruined it , with us , lying to you . and i 'm sorry for that , more than you 'll ever know . layla : hmm . vincent : i know the chances for us getting back together are -- but when i think about not having you as a friend , that 's what really hurts . layla : i ca n't be your friend , vincent . not after what you did to my sister and cristian , and -- adriana : are you ok , layla ? vincent : reinforcements . is this really necessary ? adriana : oh , well , that depends . did you really just bump into layla , or was this an ambush ? [ scene_break ] john : it was not supposed to happen this way . natalie : i know , it 's just -- your mom wanted to give it to me because she wanted me to know that you were going to take that leap -- when we thought you had died on one hand , it killed me . on the other , it saved me . john : michael told me . natalie : really ? i saw him before . he did n't mention it . john : yeah , he probably wanted me to take care of it myself . i was , but then you beat me to it . natalie : how do you feel , knowing that i know ? john : i think it 's a mistake . [ scene_break ] michael : evangeline ? evangeline ? evangeline : hey . michael : hey . did i miss anything ? evangeline : uh -- well , yeah . blair and marty saybrooke had a little catfight out in the hall . michael : well , do you think that 's going to affect the outcome of the trial ? evangeline : no , the judge did n't see it . michael : ok . evangeline : do n't look now , but -- do n't look . have you seen spencer today ? michael : no . evangeline : he looks like he 's been sedated within an inch of his life . michael : ok , listen to me , and listen to me very carefully . the man has been a physician for over 25 years . he knows the pharmacology , as well as the effect of every sedative and narcotic known to man . think about it . [ scene_break ] marty : i know todd thinks that everything i do , professionally and personally , is some evil plan to exact revenge on him . but he 's wrong . i came back to llanview for my son . now , this is home for us . viki : it has n't been home for a very long time . marty : we 've been living in california . viki : hmm . marty : but then i -- i lost patrick . viki : i 'm sorry . i did n't know that . marty : yeah . i 'm a single mother now , and it 's a lot harder than i thought it would be . so i realized that i needed to be around old friends . viki : and you just happened to be called to testify at this trial ? marty : yes . i was hired , and i testified , and i 'm good at what i do . you know , if you think that i would jeopardize my professional career , something that i love , just to get back at todd , well , you thought wrong . viki : i 'd like to believe you . marty : it does n't matter if you do . hmm . you know , this is n't about todd . this case is about thomas mc bain and spencer truman . viki : yes . yes , i actually know that . marty : you know , and i ca n't believe i have to remind you , but i did fly all the way back here a few years ago to testify in todd 's behalf . and everything i said on that stand is true -- i 've moved on . you know , my life is difficult enough without worrying about the mannings . i have a son to raise . viki : what blair did was wrong , but i 'm sure you understand how she feels . marty : oh , yeah , i do . [ marty chuckles ] only too well . the prosecution is trying to prove that i perjured myself , that i doctored my testimony for personal reasons . viki : that 's evangeline 's job . marty : well , she 's wrong . and if there 's one thing that i 've learned , you know , from all of this , is that you stand up for yourself , especially when people are trying to knock you down . [ scene_break ] bailiff : all rise . the commonwealth of pennsylvania vs. dr. spencer truman is called to order . evangeline : dr. zimmerman , you did a thorough psychiatric evaluation of the defendant . is that correct ? dr. zimmerman : it is . evangeline : when was that ? dr. zimmerman : yesterday . i examined dr. truman in the evening . evangeline : and what did you conclude from that evaluation ? dr. zimmerman : that dr. truman is perfectly fit to stand trial . evangeline : i see . so what in the world do you make of the defendant 's emotional collapse in the courtroom yesterday ? dr. zimmerman : well , based on the transcripts , i believe the defendant was deliberately provoked by his own attorney . based on dr. truman 's psychological profile , i can say with absolute authority that dr. truman knows the difference between right and wrong and should be held accountable for the murder of which he is accused . mark : objection . my client has not been proven guilty . judge : sustained . dr. zimmerman : a simpler answer to the question would be the defendant is in sufficient possession of his faculties as to be held accountable for his actions . evangeline : so , you believe that dr. truman is sane ? dr. zimmerman : yes . i do . evangeline : thank you , dr. zimmerman . it 's good to have such an esteemed psychiatrist consulting with us . dr. zimmerman : my pleasure . evangeline : your witness . mark : you had never met my client , dr. truman , before yesterday , had you ? dr. zimmerman : no . mark : and you spent how much time with him ? dr. zimmerman : 45 minutes . mark : 45 minutes . a shrink hour . evangeline : objection . judge : sustained . mark : withdrawn . dr. zimmerman -- ahem -- would you please read this highlighted passage of dr. marty saybrooke 's testimony . dr. zimmerman : `` we had six sessions , enough for me to get a sense of his normal behavior . `` mark : please continue to read the testimony that 's marked . dr. zimmerman : `` i found dr. truman to be highly delusional , out of touch with reality , with his surroundings . `` mark : thank you . now we 've just re - established dr. saybrooke 's assessment of my client 's mental state . she met with him six times , so let 's see -- that 's the equivalent of about a month and a half of therapy if you average once a week . is that correct ? dr. zimmerman : that sounds right . mark : and you testified unequivocally that my client is totally sane , fit to stand trial , able to make moral judgments based on all of 45 minutes with him ? dr. zimmerman : well , i was only called in yesterday . 17 hours with the defendant would not have been possible . mark : of course not . no further questions . blair : what is wrong with you ? todd : nothing . judge : does the defense have any other witnesses ? mark : no , your honor . the defense rests . judge : very well . i see no reason to drag out these proceedings . i 've made my decision . it is the determination of this court that dr. spencer truman is indeed fit to stand trial . we will adjourn for 15 minutes , at which time the jury will be brought back in and closing statements may be made . bailiff : all rise . [ scene_break ] cole : you know i would never -- starr : i 'm not afraid of you , cole . cole : your parents would be freaked if they knew i was talking to you right now . starr : your mom would n't be thrilled , either . so , your mom told you about her and my dad in college . cole : mm - hmm . starr : yeah , i do n't know what to say to you right now , honestly . cole : yeah , me , neither . i mean , we were n't even born when all that went down . starr : but it 's different for you . that 's -- your mom is who it happened to . my dad is -- cole : you know , the only thing i do n't understand about this whole thing is why your mom is so mad at my mom . starr : she loves my dad so much , she 's just trying to protect him -- at least lately . cole : see , before i even knew any of this , my mom would always talk to me about respecting women . i mean , it was really , really important for her that i understood it and -- and i did . i mean , i do . that 's why i ca n't believe what i did to you . you know , i hate the things i said . i was a real pig and -- you know , we were having such a good time and i just ruined it , and now -- now that i ca n't be around you , it 's like i want to even more . starr : well , you were n't expelled , which is good . cole : huh -- yeah . well , we 're still working out the details with the principal and the school board about my punishment . and i 'm not on the football team anymore . but , you know , i can deal with all that as long as you can forgive me . [ scene_break ] marcie : am i interrupting anything ? natalie : so you changed your mind ? john : look at me , natalie . we ca n't just ignore that things are different now , since the accident . natalie : i know . i know , and we got to focus on your recovery and getting your life back . i do n't -- i do n't want you to think that i brought this to you because i assumed that we -- i just -- i thought that you should have it , you know , because , you know , you -- you did n't give it to me and i just -- it 's supposed to be your -- i 'm -- i 'm going to stop talking now . john : i 'm sorry , about all of this . natalie : i 'm not . i 'll never be sorry . [ scene_break ] starr : we were just talking . cole : yeah , i 'm sorry , ms . mc bain . i was just leaving . marcie : yes , you are . cole : thanks for listening . marcie : everything ok ? starr : uh -- yeah . why would n't it be ? marcie : well , i know about you and cole . starr : it 's over . we just ran into each other , it was a mistake . i should go . excuse me . marcie : starr ? starr ? i -- i was just wondering , you know . i thought you might want to babysit tommy . michael and i usually get lindsay to do it , but i thought it might be good to have somebody else just in case . starr : you would trust me with your kid ? marcie : yeah . well , why would n't i ? starr : because i 'm still talking to cole thornhart or because i 'm acting as dumb as a 10-year - old or something ? marcie : i do n't think you 're dumb . i know exactly how smart and responsible you are . i see you all the time with your little brother -- you 're great with him . and i was talking to your mom the other day . she said that you babysit for a couple of people in your building , so i thought that -- starr : i do . i like the really little ones that ca n't talk . marcie : i understand . well , maybe i can call you , you can come by , get to know tommy . i can show you the ropes . starr : i charge $ 10 an hour . marcie : ok . well , that sounds good . starr : ok , cool . marcie : starr ? look , um , just so you know , if you ever need anybody to talk to , um , i kind of know what you 're going through with cole . not exactly , but my first boyfriend -- well , he used drugs and he did a lot of things and said a lot of things that he normally would n't do , a lot of bad things , you know ? and i know what cole did to you was bad , but it does n't necessarily mean that he is . you 're young . we all make a lot of mistakes . you know , hopefully he 'll learn from them . starr : tell it to my parents . marcie : starr ? [ scene_break ] vincent : look , i came here to work out , ok ? it was n't planned , layla was here . it just happened . i miss her friendship , though . i did tell her that . layla : i should n't have called you . vincent : you know , layla , you do n't have enough faith in yourself . you held your ground on your own like you always do . adriana : you ok ? layla : you know , i 'm so sorry for having you come all this way . i feel like fool . rex : hey , we 're glad to help . adriana : yeah . oh , and besides , it might not have been a total loss . layla : what ? adriana : you see that woman over there on the treadmill , the one with the blue sports bra that 's squishing her down ? layla : hmm , that looks painful . adriana : i bet we could do better , if she lets us get a look at it . layla : let 's go . rex : sports bras ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : ladies and gentlemen of the jury , dr. spencer truman is an extremely intelligent , extremely accomplished , and an extremely dangerous man . mark : wrongly accused and driven to the brink of insanity by events that have taken place since his arrest several months ago . evangeline : this is a man who shot and killed a police officer , and then proceeded to convince his 15-year - old brother that he was the one responsible , causing him to spend his entire adult life on the run . if there is anything worse than a killer , it 's spencer truman . mark : a man who reveres life , who heals men and women lesser doctors have given up on . he cures the incurable . he gives hope to the hopeless . evangeline : far from the miracle worker he pretends to be , this man is a real- life jekyll and hyde , giving life with one hand and crushing it with the other . mark : 25 years ago , a police officer tragically lost his life . evangeline : he was gunned down in cold blood , left in an alley to die , and then after surviving emergency surgery , officer mc bain was , for want of a better word , executed by the defendant . put yourself in thomas mc bain 's place for a moment , looking into the face of his doctor and seeing his shooter , helpless , doomed ? and the only life dr. truman cared about saving in that moment , ladies and gentlemen , was his own . mark : where is the proof ? the testimony of the ne'er - do - well ex - con brother , a convicted felon ? or the bitter , disgraced ex - wife ? or blair cramer , the unbalanced ex - lover herself a virtual adulteress ? spencer truman saved her son 's life . evangeline : and then he manipulated that poor woman into turning against the man she loves . mark : a healer , not a killer . evangeline : a killer in the guise of a healer . mark : he used his undisputed gifts -- evangeline : not for good , but to literally get away with murder . mark : this entire proceeding has been nhing more than an elaborate attempt at character assassination d i 'm asking you to put a stop to it . evangeline : end this monster 's reign of terror . hold him accountable for the crimes he 's committed . mark : the law says you can not convict on the basis of hearsay and circumstantial evidence . evangeline : but overwhelming circumstance ca n't be denied . and it does n't matter how many advanced degrees dr. truman has . he murdered thomas mc bain . so all he is , is a cop killer . mark : the untimely death of thomas mc bain was a tragedy , but not just for his family -- for this man , as well , who stands to lose everything . evangeline : eve and michael and john mc bain have waited 25 years for justice . do n't let them down . mark : you have no choice . the prosecution 's case is riddled with reasonable doubt , which means by law , you must -- evangeline : return a verdict of -- mark : not guilty . evangeline : guilty of murder in the first degree . [ scene_break ] langston : what is this ? you want me to get fat ? starr : no , i just want you to lose your teeth . langston : ok , i can handle that . so , you and cole engaged yet , or what ? starr : if you do n't stop being such a brat , i 'm going to take these candies away from you . langston : i just do n't want you to get hurt . [ phone beeps ] starr : i got a text . langston : gee , i wonder who that 's from . hmm . starr : i -- oh . starr : it says -- langston : oh . starr : oh . [ scene_break ] rex : hey . vincent : what 's up ? you still here ? rex : layla and adriana are doing some research , checking out someone 's sports bra . i would 've joined them but i figured that would be frowned upon . vincent : definitely . rex : you know , they 're really serious about this lingerie idea of theirs . vincent : yeah ? well , the two of them -- they 're class acts . i 'm sure whatever they do , they 'll be great . rex : listen , i get that you 're trying with layla . i really do . vincent : a lot of good it 's doing . rex : yeah , well , just hang in there , ok ? vincent : thanks . be cool , balsom . adriana : so , we are officially adding sports bras to our line . women have been squished down long enough . right , layla ? layla : mm - hmm . rex : if you 're looking for vincent , he left . layla : oh . rex : i do n't think he 's going to bother you anymore . i mean , i think he really gets that you do n't want to be with him . layla : yeah . i hope so . [ scene_break ] natalie : that was mom . she said they just finished closing arguments . john : did she say how it looks ? natalie : yeah . i mean , spencer 's definitely going to get convicted . everybody knows he 's guilty . john : let 's hope so . [ scene_break ] judge : and so , members of the jury , you have seen all the evidence and heard all the arguments of the attorneys and you really only have two duties as a jury . your first duty is to determine the facts from the evidence in this case -- that is your job and yours alone . your second duty is to apply the law that i just gave you to those facts . you must do this fairly and impartially . you can not allow sympathy or prejudice or fear or public opinion to influence you . we await the results of your deliberations . bailiff : all rise . guard : let 's move out , spencer . let 's go , let 's go . come on . let 's go . reporter comment on your relationship with blair cramer . second reporter : dr. truman , can you tell us what happened ? first reporter : a statement for our readers . second reporter : any thoughts at all , dr. truman ? [ scene_break ] natalie : it wo n't be long now . you 'll get what you 've been waiting for all these years , john . i know it . [ next_on ] john : i 'm just glad i do n't scare you away . natalie : not a chance . starr : if he gets away with this , if he does , it 's your mom 's fault . marty : guard ! we need some help down here ! blair : what -- are you up to ?
blair is mad that spencer might get off . she knows if that happens , it will be because of marty . she turns and sees marty is standing behind her . she rushes at the woman and pushes her to the ground . the media is there getting pictures , and bo controls the crowd . blair fumes that she is n't sorry that she pushed the woman and she would do it again . she holds her head in pain as she goes off . spencer is at the front of the courtroom and sees that she 's in pain . viki is concerned that marty is in town to cause trouble . she assures viki that she is n't there to do that . she reminds viki that she help todd out long ago when she did n't have to . viki hopes that she can believe that marty means well . starr returns to school after being home a long time . langston is glad to see her friend but not happy that she is still hung up on cole . she warns cole not to mess with starr 's head . after langston is gone , cole goes to starr and tells her about school and what happening with him , but what he really wants to talk about is her . layla calls adriana . vincent has showed up at the gym and layla is feeling insecure about talking to him . adriana will be right there and she will bring rex with her . when they arrive , vincent reminds layla that she has faith in herself and he leaves . evangeline 's expert witness says the exact opposite of what marty said the day before . he believes that spencer is fit for trial . the judge takes his recommendation over marty 's and the trial is continued . both evangeline and mark do their summations to the court arguing the matter of whether the man should be convicted or not . blair sees that todd is a tad too calm and asks him about it . he has n't got an answer for her . marcie finds starr and cole talking together and interrupts . she asks starr to baby - sit for her sometimes , and starr is glad to do that . marcie dated a guy was did what cole kind of did once and she tells starr to remember that even though cole might have done some bad things , he might not be bad himself . john and natalie talk about the ring . john is sorry that he did n't get the chance to do things right before the accident . she starts talking about the ring , but he stops her , telling that he already knows about his mother giving it to her . `` i think that it was a mistake . `` she cries now , but she says that she agrees . he does n't think that they should pretend like nothing has changed . she puts the ring on his bedside table so that he can return it to his mother as she chokes the tears back . nat calls viki and gets the news that the trial is still going . she tells john that at any time there could be a conviction .
viki : david , i hope you saved me some hot water ! david : we would have saved more hot water if we 'd showered together . viki : oh , i beg of you , give it a rest . david : are you saving it for charlie boy ? huh ? come on , viki , do n't you know the song ? if you ca n't be with the one you love , honey ♪ viki : i do n't love charlie , okay ? we 've had a few conversations and one official date . i do n't even know the man 's last name . david : but you want to , do n't you ? viki : it -- it does n't really matter what i want , does it ? because he 's out of town . david : are you still waiting for him to call you ? i would never treat you like that . viki : yes , you would . and i 'm sure that he has a perfectly good reason for not calling back . [ scene_break ] [ charlie groans ] michael : looks like you need coffee as much as i do . charlie : do you mind telling me how i got here ? michael : you were in no condition to drive . i offered you my couch . charlie : oh . hmm . oh , you can forget the coffee . because the best thing for a hangover is a little hair of the dog that bit you . [ scene_break ] blair : good morning . starr : well , it 's morning , anyway . blair : there might be someone here that can make it better . starr : is it cole ? langston : just us . sorry . starr : oh . [ scene_break ] cole : mom ! mom ! john : cole , stay back ! cole : no ! mom ! john : wait ! stay back ! cole : mom ! [ scene_break ] antonio : sahid -- heard you made the collar on the i.d . fraud . way to go . talia : um -- thank you . i was just following my boss ' orders . antonio : hey . how about i buy you a beer after work ? talia : no , thank you . antonio : talia -- everything cool between us ? talia : sure . why would n't they be ? [ scene_break ] adriana : everything okay ? rex : sorry i 'm late . u.v . biz . adriana : mm - hmm . rex : a new underwear for exposed ? adriana : no , it 's my christmas list . rex : oh , you do n't have to worry about getting me something . i 've already got everything i need . [ scene_break ] michael : hair - of - the - dog theory does n't work . you know , it gives you a quick buzz , but it lowers your electrolytes , puts toxins back in your system . i 'm a doctor . charlie : hmm . oh , more booze never did me any good , anyway . oh , i do n't know what i was thinking last night . i do n't know how i could have just buckled like that . michael : cut yourself some slack . sometimes you just need to feel numb . charlie : well , not me , not anymore . i was dry for 10 months until last night . michael : i 'm sorry . god , if i had known -- charlie : no , that 's not your fault . i 'm supposed to stay out of places , people , and things that make me want to drink , and i did n't do that . so 10 months down the drain . i just hope that 's not all it cost me . [ scene_break ] viki : look , would you -- would you put something on . david : i got a better idea . what do you say you and i play diner ? you can be the sexy waitress and i 'll be the customer who orders the `` daily special . `` viki : how about you play busboy instead . david : oh , come on , not that again . can you really see me bussing tables ? viki : i 've already seen you in an apron . david : and not much else , if i recall . viki : yeah , it was better than nothing . david : there is no way i 'm bussing tables on a day after i almost scored a million bucks . viki : what ? oh , it a minute . okay , dorian 's not around , and alex is broke . where on earth did you find a woman to fleece for a million dollars in paris , texas ? marcie : hey . thank god -- thank god it was you , you know ? gigi : what 's wrong ? you look like you 're about to keel right over . marcie : someone found me . someone i know from home , and he threatened to turn me in for the reward money . gigi : well , then what are you still doing here ? marcie : he changed his mind . i do n't know why , and i -- i do n't know if he was on the level , and i feel like -- i feel like this is all closing in on me , and i -- i really -- i just -- i do n't know what to do . gigi : i do . [ scene_break ] langston : we just came by to see if you had heard anything about cole . markko : yeah , langston told me your dad set him up on a website for lost kids . starr : yeah . me and my dad made it . he taught me how to do it and stuff . dorian : langston ? i just tried to call you at the group home . langston : dr. lord , you 're back . dorian : please , wo n't you call me dorian ? langston : i 'll work on it . dorian : i 'm really sorry that i had to leave you . langston : oh , do n't be . how was texas ? what 's up with the cane ? dorian : oh -- no big deal . i -- i had a little accident , but luckily , a very nice man helped me . blair : very handsome man named charlie from texas came in -- dorian : no , he 's not from texas . i met him in texas . langston : well , i hope he 's a lawyer . blair : is he ? dorian : i have no idea . i do n't think so , but i 'm sure he is going to be of great help . speaking of which -- vitamin c , vitamin -- oh , starr . you 're back at it ? starr : i ca n't help it . langston : so nothing , huh ? markko : i got all your homework . and i know it sucks , but it 'll give you something to do . blair : he 's right , you know ? this could keep your mind off things . starr : nothing 's going to do that , mom . dorian : i know . after school , why do n't the three of you jump on a train , go to philadelphia ? starr : aunt dorian , it is no use ! okay ? cole is missing , and he could be dead right now ! nothing is going to take my mind off of that ! blair : starr -- starr , come on . i think what she meant is that maybe a little distraction will help you through something like this , okay ? starr : did you ever have a distraction when you could n't find dad ? dad ca n't stop thinking about my missing little brother , okay ? he is out in a meeting right now with his pis finding out their next move . i 'm not allowed to be that worried about him ? blair : starr , look , we 're just trying to help , all right , sweetheart ? starr : and i appreciate it , but you guys do n't understand . i 'm not going to feel better until cole is home . [ scene_break ] flight attendant : just let me know when you 'd like your meals . john : okay , thank you . flight attendant : american , are you ? john : yeah . flight attendant : oh , you were on holiday in ireland ? john : no . flight attendant : oh , you got family there , then ? cole : we 're not hungry , okay ? can you please go away ? john : we left someone we care about there . [ scene_break ] dorian : i just hate seeing starr like this . blair : so do i . she 's way too young . dorian : have you tried talking to her ? blair : of course i have , but what am i supposed to say , give up ? i ca n't do that . dorian : no , of course not . we 're cramers . we do n't give up . that 's not how we 're made . [ doorbell rings ] blair : ms. woodrow -- please , come in . mrs. woodrow : hello , i am so sorry if i 'm intruding . blair : no , it 's all right . dorian : not at all . please , wo n't you come in ? mrs. woodrow : thank you . langston : i -- i 'm not cutting school , if that 's why you 're here . there was meetings and -- mrs. woodrow : no , i 've come with news . the agency has made a determination in your case . dorian : so , am i going to be langston 's foster mother ? [ scene_break ] antonio : is there something you want to say ? talia : i 'd like to be in on the interrogation , if that 's okay with you , boss . antonio : how long is this going to go on ? talia : how long is what going to go on ? antonio : calling me `` boss `` ? talia : well , you are my boss . antonio : i 'm also your friend . at least , i thought i was . [ scene_break ] [ adriana giggles ] adriana : you are trying to sneak a peek at my christmas list . rex : do you really think i 'd stoop to that ? i really do love you . adriana : how much did you see ? rex : you 're getting your mom long leather gloves , your brother , one of those new phones everybody wants . jamie , a hysterical doll -- adriana : historical . rex : whatever . i did n't see my name in there . adriana : well , it 's a very long list . rex : i just thought mine might be higher up . adriana : what happened to `` i have everything i want `` ? rex : well , i do . it 's just -- those new video mp3 players are hot , and they might run out of them at stores . adriana : mm - hmm . well , the reason you did n't see your name on the list is because it 's not on there . rex : you 're not getting me anything for christmas ? adriana : i have n't decided what i want to get you for christmas . i want it to be something significant and meaningful . rex : got it . sorry if i sounded like a baby . adriana : it was cute . rex : i really am like a kid at christmas , even though we did n't exactly deck the halls when i was living with roxy . adriana : i know . and that 's why i want our first christmas living together to be the absolute best . rex : all right , but the -- the -- the tree , the eggnog , the carols -- the whole bit . adriana : absolutely . oh , we 'd better get going , because we told michael we 'd be at court for him . rex : we still have time . adriana : do you think he 's really going to beat the perjury charge ? rex : i do n't think michael even cares -- without marcie and tommy . [ scene_break ] michael : so you slipped up . you were upset about your son . charlie : uh -- what , i told you that , did i ? michael : yeah . charlie : you know , all i did last night was prove my kid was right -- once a drunk , always a drunk . michael : he was probably just shocked to see you . maybe if you try again -- charlie : she does n't want any part of me , and i ca n't say that i blame him . michael : what he gave you a chance ? charlie : no , it 's too little too late . no , i made him a promise last night . i 'm going to stay out of his life , and i 'm going to keep that promise . michael : even if it kills you ? charlie : better me than him . you know something ? i better call my sponsor . [ charlie groans ] michael : yeah , i got to get ready for court . charlie : what , are you in some kind of trouble ? michael : long story . [ scene_break ] marcie : i do n't see any other way out of this , except to try and get to the border -- which i ca n't do because i do n't have the money . gigi : you do n't have to go anywhere , just stay here . marcie : no , i ca n't do that . i ca n't stay here , gigi , okay ? i ca n't stay here because todd manning already came here looking for me , and now there 's this other guy , okay ? gigi : we handled todd manning , did we not ? he thinks you 're in south america . marcie : yeah , until this other guy tells him the truth . gigi : but you said he would n't , right ? marcie : he 's not exactly what i would call trustworthy , okay ? and then there 's this -- something else i did . gigi : what ? marcie : i called michael . gigi : oh , marcie -- marcie : i thought i had to pay this other guy off , and so i called michael and i asked him to get me the money . i know -- i know that it was crazy dragging him into this like he could ever help me get a million dollars . it 's just -- after talking to him -- gigi : `` after talking to him `` what ? marcie : i remember that i loved him . and i 've been crazy . oh , gigi , i 've been so crazy . i -- i ca n't stand to lose tommy -- you know that -- but hearing mike 's voice -- [ marcie sighs ] marcie : i want to be with him . i want this to be over , i want to go home . [ scene_break ] viki : david -- i 'm right , are n't i ? it was a woman ? david : is n't it always . viki : okay , so what happened ? david : you . viki : why me ? david : yeah , you were sitting up here on my shoulder in wings and a halo , just like you were when i gave the 10 million back to clint . viki : are you kidding -- you 're blaming me . david : you 're damn right i 'm blaming you . mini - me was on the other shoulder in red and horns making a very convincing argument , but he did n't stand a chance with you over here strumming on your harp . viki : so , in other words , you did the right thing ? david : yeah . viki : okay , so how do you feel ? david : broke . viki : and that 's all ? david : okay , i feel kind of good . viki : yeah . i 'm proud of you . david : yeah , well , it 's not going to buy me a bus ticket out of here . viki : oh , are you going ? david : why , have you changed your mind about playing diner ? viki : no , i do n't think so . [ david chuckles ] david : viki , this charlie -- he really means that much to you ? viki : no , he does not , okay ? i 'm -- i 'm just a little worried about him , gee . david : he 's a lucky guy . i hope he treats you well . viki : thank you . david : because if he does n't , i 'm going to kick his butt ! or if he 's bigger than me , i 'll find someone who can . [ scene_break ] charlie : you know , i do n't -- i do n't remember much about last night . but i do recall you saying something about someone taking your son ? and -- and there 's nothing you can do about it ? well , listen , take it from one who knows -- there 's no way of getting that time away from them back . michael : oh , do you think i do n't know that ? charlie : so what are you going to do , just sit there and take it ? michael : i was n't given a choice . charlie : no , there 's always a choice . i mean , it 's just up to you which one you make . look -- um -- i 'll get out of your hair . and -- wait a minute . who 's that ? michael : that 's my wife . why ? charlie : well , i 've seen her . [ scene_break ] dorian : the suspense is killing me . are we going to be allowed to have langston come live with us ? mrs. woodrow : yes . dorian : oh ! mrs. woodrow : your application 's been approved , yes . dorian : oh , it 's so wonderful ! langston : i ca n't believe it ! dorian : oh , that 's so wonderful ! langston : thank you , mrs. woodrow , thank you so much ! dorian : thank you , thank you ! mrs. woodrow : you are so welcome . langston : what happens now ? mrs. woodrow : well -- dorian : actually , i know what 's going to happen . yes ! we are going to go straight to that godforsaken group home , get your things , and bring you to your real , new home ! mrs. woodrow : well , i will still need you to come down to the office , dr. lord , and fill out some paperwork . dorian : absolutely . mrs. woodrow : but i just wanted to give you this news right away . dorian : oh , we are so grateful . mrs. woodrow : congratulations . dorian : so grateful . thank you . thank you for coming over here personally , i ca n't tell you how we appreciate it . mrs. woodrow : bye - bye . dorian : we 're really very grateful . mrs. woodrow : thank you . dorian : bye - bye , have a great day . mrs. woodrow : you , too . markko : did n't i tell you to keep the faith ? starr : yeah , i ca n't believe that something good has actually happened . blair : langston ? welcome to the family , sweetie . hmm . dorian : all right , now , as soon as we get you moved in here , we have a few things to take care of -- one , we 're going to go shopping -- blair : okay . dorian : yes , we are . we 're going to have our hair done , yes , and mani - pedis . langston : `` mani - pedi `` ? dorian : absolutely . yeah , you 've got to be ready to go to the ballet . [ blair chuckles ] langston : the -- the ballet ? dorian : oh , yes , yes , yes . `` nutcracker suite `` -- it 's a major cramer family -- blair : oh , it 's wonderful . dorian : christmas tradition . and you are , after all , our newest cramer woman . what 's the matter ? langston : i just keep thinking about last christmas . dorian : uh - uh - uh - uh . those dark days are over . and if you have never been to the ballet -- oh , it 's so magical . especially this particular -- blair : hey . you all right , sweetie ? starr : mom , i 'm fine . blair : i thought you would be happy that langston was now a part of the family . starr : i am happy . it 's just as soon as i found out , i just really wanted to call cole . blair : oh – [ scene_break ] john 's voice : marty ! flight attendant : can i get anything for you or your son ? cole : i 'm not his son . john : i -- um -- i do n't think we need anything , thanks . cole : i guess i 'm nobody 's son , huh ? my dad 's dead . my mom 's dead . what am i supposed to do now , huh ? what am i supposed to do without her ? john : you 're going to be okay . there 's going to be a lot of people who will help you deal with what happened . cole : what did happen ? huh ? when i saw you , i thought everything was going to be all right . i mean , my mom and i were driving off in the van with that simon guy , and you were supposed to give some information so they would let us go . john : that 's what was supposed to happen . the tires blew out in the van . it went off the road . cole : you found me . you saved my life . john : no . your mother saved you . all she cared about was making sure you were alive . i wish i could 've saved both of you . cole : me , too . [ scene_break ] talia : i 've got plans for later . so if we could just stick to business , that would be great . antonio : talia , we said some things the other night -- talia : my crush ? i already told you -- it was , you know , juvenile and stupid . antonio : it was n't stupid . talia : look , i 'm -- i 'm sorry , but i -- i 'm over it . antonio : well , if it 's making it hard for us to work together , then i think that maybe we need to talk about it . unless -- [ talia sighs ] antonio : you do n't want to work with me anymore ? [ scene_break ] rex : i -- i just feel like it 's my fault this whole thing happened . adriana : will you please stop beating yourself up for that ? rex : i was the first one to figure out that tommy was todd 's son . adriana : and we thought we were doing the right thing . rex : and now things are more screwed up than ever . there 's got to be something i can do . adriana : what , something that the police and the f.b.i . and todd 's people are n't already doing ? rex : nobody knows marcie like i do -- i can get inside her head like nobody else . adriana : if you did find her , what would you do ? rex : i do n't know . adriana : you would n't turn her in . you probably could n't talk her into coming home . rex : you 're right . there 's got to be something . adriana : just be here for her . rex : all right , we better get over to mike 's hearing . [ adriana sighs ] rex : it 's still early . adriana : not according to this , it 's not . rex : what time have you got ? damn , my watch must 've stopped -- i just got a new battery ! adriana : oh , okay . well , we 're already running late , so let 's get going , all right ? uh , you know what ? actually , i forgot something . so why do n't you go get the car and i 'll meet you outside , okay ? rex : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] dorian : pretty , huh ? langston : it 's beautiful , dr. lord . dorian : what did i tell you ? langston : you told me to call you `` dorian . `` dorian : well ? langston : well , i do n't know if i can do that . dorian : why not ? i -- am your foster mother now . `` dr. lord `` does sound a bit formal . langston : well , `` dorian `` sounds like -- i do n't know -- like we 're friends or something . dorian : well , we are , are n't we ? i mean , i hope we are . we 've been through an awful lot together . langston : that 's true . dorian : i want you to know i will always be there for you . i think there 's a special bond between us , and i hope you know that you can tell me just about anything , because i feel like i could tell you just about anything because we trust each other , and you do trust me , do n't you ? langston : of course i do . dorian : then trust me on this . to strangers , to the household staff , i 'm dr. lord ; but to you , i 'm dorian . langston : okay . dorian : `` okay -- `` langston : okay , dorian . [ scene_break ] gigi : marcie , you do know that if you go home , you 're facing jail time ? marcie : i do n't care about that . i -- i thought i could do this all on my own , and then i heard michael 's voice . gigi : well , you still love him -- marcie : i never stopped loving him . you know , i just wish that i did n't talk to him ; i wish i did n't hear all that pain in his voice . i -- i ca n't lose tommy , though , okay ? i ca n't lose tommy because he 's a baby , and i 'm his mother , and i 'm -- he 's supposed to be able to count -- [ marcie gasps ] marcie : oh , my -- you did n't have to do this . gigi : yes , i did . it 's all about that little boy for you , and i know that . marcie : yeah . you know , i -- i gave up everything for him -- my husband , my family , everything that was my life . gigi : and you 'd do it all again in a heartbeat . that 's why at this point , marcie , you just have to keep going . and as hard as it 'll be , you ca n't call michael again . marcie : i know that . i just wish i would 've known that when i talked to him , you know , that it -- that it would 've been for the last time , because i -- i would 've told him that i loved him . [ scene_break ] michael : you have seen marcie ? charlie : well , not in person , but the picture of her . michael : where was that ? charlie : well , at a motel where i was staying at . michael : where ? charlie : in paris , texas . michael : that 's where my brother tracked her . how did you see her picture ? charlie : i 'm telling you , some guy just knocked on the door one night and showed me that picture . michael : oh , that was todd . charlie : and why is he looking for your wife ? michael : it 's a long story , there are a lot of people looking for my wife , and i 'm just hoping to god that the wrong person does n't find her first . charlie : well , i never saw that todd guy again . michael : yeah , now , he came home , but if she 's there , he 'll find out , he 'll go back . charlie : okay , well , you know , i 'm going back there myself right now . if you want me to ask around , i can -- i mean , it 's the least i can do . michael : to hell with that . i 'm going with you . [ scene_break ] talia : look , if you do n't want to work together , antonio , it 's fine . antonio : hey , wait a second . that 's not what i said , i -- if you are uncomfortable working with me , then i will do whatever it takes to -- talia : look , look , look . i 'm a professional , and you 're a professional , so we can keep it about business , right ? so let me go and get started on the paperwork for this case . antonio : well , somebody else can do it . talia : it 's my collar , and this job -- i -- it 's the one thing i think i do well . and about the other night -- do n't even give it another thought . [ scene_break ] charlie : i thought you said you had to go to court . michael : screw court . i 'm sick of sitting here doing nothing . i 'm going after the two people i love in the world the most . charlie : okay , but you do realize that the court 's do n't take too kindly to people not showing up . michael : she called me last night , marcie . she said she needed money to get somebody off her tail . she begged me , she pleaded with me for it . and you know what i did ? i told her i could n't do it , that i would n't do it . that is garbage . charlie : maybe you were right . michael : i 'm sick and tired of right and wrong . her last known location was paris , texas , and that 's where i 'm going . [ scene_break ] gigi : i just wish there was more i could do for you . marcie : no , no . oh , come on , gigi , you 've done way too much already , okay ? you 've got to stop bringing me all this food , and -- i 'm going to get fat -- and -- and -- and all this stuff for tommy ? you have shane to think about . gigi : do n't worry about us , we 're fine . marcie : you know something ? you should 've claimed that money . gigi : no . no , there was no way that i could turn you in -- not knowing everything i know about you and all the stuff that you told me about that todd manning . marcie : so , what to do next , right ? [ marcie chuckles ] marcie : you know something that was -- i do n't even have enough money to run away again . gigi : what about your family ? marcie : no . um -- the f.b.i . -- they 're watching my dad , and they 're watching my brothers . so i got to find another way to come up with money and i have got to do it fast . gigi : i might have an idea about that , too . [ scene_break ] viki : so , where are you planning to go ? david : last time i saw dorian , she was in full meltdown mode . better go make sure she 's in one piece . viki : okay , i 'm dying to know . what happened ? david : clint and dorian broke up . viki : really ? why ? david : clint caught dorian in bed with another man . viki : wow . that 's something , even for dorian . david : hey , clint cheated on her first . viki : clint 's involved with somebody else -- oh , my god ! this is exactly what i do n't want -- i do n't want to know ! that 's what 's so wonderful about my new life -- it has none of the drama of the old one . david : yeah , but do n't you miss everybody ? viki : oh -- you know what ? yes , i miss my children terribly . but if they needed me , i would -- i would simply come home . you know , it 's not like i 'm on another planet , i 'm just in another state . david : another state of mind . viki : i keep in touch with them , okay , and -- and they know that i love them , and they know that they 're always in my thoughts . david : yeah , that may work on friends and family , but i 'm talking about dorian . i got a pretty good idea she 's falling apart right this very moment . [ scene_break ] dorian : ta - da ! markko : what ? langston : is it somebody 's birthday ? dorian : yes , indeed , it is -- it 's your birthday . i 've just gotten a new daughter and i want to celebrate . markko : things are going to be so good for you now . dorian : okay , make a wish . langston : i already have everything that i 've been wishing for . blair : you going to be okay ? starr : no , i do n't want to spoil this for langston . hey , lang ? um , i 'm kind of feeling beat . i think i 'm going to go upstairs and take a nap . would it be okay if we celebrated later ? langston : yeah , we can put off everything until cole gets back , that 's fine . starr : yeah , that 'd be great . markko : maybe i better go , too . langston : no -- dorian : no , absolutely not , because if you are going to be dating my daughter , young man , we better have a talk . so sit , and i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] john : hey -- when we land , you call starr and you let her know you 're all right , okay ? cole : she probably already knows by now . i just ca n't talk about it yet . john : when you come home and that person is n't there , that 's when you know it 's all real . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] rex : mike , you in there ? [ knock ] rex : mike ? wake up , wake up , wake up , mr. sleepyhead . adriana : i thought that he 'd come back here after his hearing . rex : well , maybe we 'd know if we had n't missed the whole thing . last time i buy a watch from one of roxy 's friends ! adriana : all right , look , let 's just try to call him , okay ? rex : can we help you , officers ? officer : we 're looking for dr. michael mcbain . adriana : uh , so are we -- he 's not here . rex : this have something to do with his hearing today ? officer : the guy was a no - show , lawyer could n't track him down . adriana : i wonder what happened . officer : he 's in contempt of court ; we 're here to arrest him . [ scene_break ] marcie : okay , you said you had an idea , so i am all ears , i want to hear it . gigi : all right , well , i do n't think it 'll be much money , but i 'm thinking that i could get you a job at the bon - jour . i could probably talk moe into giving you the swing shift . no ? marcie : no , no , no , no , no , no . because the last time i waitressed , i got fired , so that 's not going to happen . and on top of that , what if , you know , people come into the restaurant and they see the flier and they recognize me and -- gigi : well , we 'll just fix you up so they do n't . you can wear your wig or we can cut it or something . it could work -- it will work . and besides , you 'll love the girls that work there . [ scene_break ] david : you get anything here besides the farm report ? viki : oh , i never upgraded . i mean , i do n't watch tv -- i do n't even read newspapers . do you know i can not believe i did n't know anything about todd and his son ? david : boy , when you really run away , you mean it . viki : yeah , that was the general idea . anyway , i 've got to go to work . david : and i got to catch a plane . viki : oh . so i guess this is goodbye ? david : well , until you regain your sanity and hop back on your throne at llanfair . viki : ah , `` uneasy lies the head that wears the crown , `` david . david : i like quotes . [ viki chuckles ] viki : hey -- here 's a going - away present for you . david : is it a blank check ? viki : you never know . david : scratch - off lottery ticket ? viki : yeah , gigi gave it to me . david : you sure you want to give this to me ? says it could be worth millions . viki : i 'm already fortunate beyond words . david : ah . viki : no , no , do n't do it now ! save it , do it later , and when you do , think of me . david : uh -- if i win anything , do i have to split it with you ? viki : would never enter my mind . bye , david . david : bye , viki . tv announcer : in international news , an american woman was killed in ireland today . the political past of the late irish poet patrick thornhart caught up to his family with tragic results . [ scene_break ] blair : hey , sweetie , is starr still napping ? langston : no , she 's getting dressed . she 'll be down in a minute . dorian : i hate to think of her isolated up in her room that way . markko : holy crap ! blair : what ? dorian : excuse me ? markko : look , i 'm sorry , but we got to turn on the tv quick -- there 's something about cole . dorian : what ? tv announcer : dr. margaret saybrooke and her son , cole thornhart , had been held hostage in ireland until earlier today . official reports – [ scene_break ] tv announcer : details are still coming about the accident involving dr. saybrooke and her son . [ scene_break ] john : still going to stay at my place tonight ? cole : yeah . john : okay . well , give me a call when you 're done , and i 'll come pick you up . cole : thank you . [ cole sighs ] starr : cole ? cole ! oh , my gosh ! oh , my gosh , you 're back ! oh ! [ scene_break ] tv announcer : it has been confirmed that dr. saybrooke of llanview , pennsylvania , died when the van she was riding in crashed . [ scene_break ] starr : cole , what 's wrong ? cole , what 's wrong ? cole : my mom 's dead . starr : oh , my gosh . [ next_on ] miles : they found marty . she 's gone . john : she mattered to me . she mattered to her son ! ramsey : okay . cole : why did she have to die ? todd : i 'm sorry , marty . forgive me .
while fending off david 's persistent advances , viki insists that she does n't love charlie . john and cole are on their way back to llanview . charlie wakes up on michael mcbain 's sofa . charlie finds out that michael is a doctor . starr is on the internet , looking at a picture of cole when langston and markko come to visit . cole relives the moment when the van exploded in flames and ended the life of his mother . antonio and talia come into rodi 's . antonio asks talia if everything is cool between them . talia assures him that it is . in a corner booth , adriana is on the computer . rex comes up to the table and she tells him that she is working on her christmas gift list . he hugs her while , all the time , looking at her computer screen . marcie confesses to gigi that she does n't know what to do next . gigi lets her know that she does . langston is glad to see dorian back in town . mrs. woodrow pays a visit to dorian . dorian asks her if she is going to be langston 's foster mother . marcie lets gigi know that she called michael . marcie remembers that she loved michael . marcie decides that she wants to go home and for all of this to be over . viki lets david know that she is proud of him for doing the right thing . dorian is permitted to be langston 's foster mother . dorian immediately makes plans for herself and langston . john suggests to cole that he come to live with him . john takes cole to see starr who is overjoyed when she sees cole outside her door . cole lets starr know that marty is dead . viki finds out from the television that marty is dead . viki gives david a lottery ticket . markko , langston , blair , and dorian watch some news about marty 's death on the television .
nora : is the prisoner here yet ? great , bring him on up , and do it by the book . i want him handled by the book . i do n't want anything going wrong . okay . oh , god . cristian : hey . nora : do n't ever , ever sneak up on the d.a . like that . cristian : sorry . you got a minute ? nora : uh , yeah . i have just about a minute and after that if you want more , i 'm going to have to pencil you in for next year . cristian : okay , we 'll take it . this ca n't wait . [ scene_break ] langston : starr will be happy to see you . cole : i do n't know . markko : how 's your mom doing ? cole : ah , she 's okay , i guess . i just figure she needs some time to be alone . markko : can we get something to eat ? i ca n't study on an empty stomach . langston : you ca n't do anything on an empty stomach . addie : it 's all right , honey . langston : what 's wrong ? addie : the government 's sending her away . langston : you 're kidding me , right ? lola : no . i came to say goodbye . [ scene_break ] cristian : so we talked to vanessa 's lawyer . nora : and what 'd he say ? cristian : well , basically everything you said except he charged us 500 bucks . nora : oh . vanessa : yeah , there 's no way to fight the deportation . nora : i 'm sorry . cristian : so do you know anyone else who might help us ? nora : i wish i did , i really -- well , i suppose i could make some phone calls . could you excuse me for just a minute , please ? cristian : yeah , sure . vanessa : you know him ? cristian : yeah . be glad you do n't . [ scene_break ] nora : and you 'll be booked and then held for arraignment , but i 'm sure you 're familiar with the process . todd : this must be your best day , huh ? nora : if you think i 'm doing a little jig , you 're completely wrong , because as happy as i am to see you behind bars , i know exactly how much it cost . [ scene_break ] marty : you two did have a relationship , did n't you ? i know that and i know that john and i had one , too . john : what is it you want to say ? marty : blair 's acting like she 's all concerned about my welfare when really all she wants to know is what 's going on between you and me . dorian : blair has a right to know . well , john ? what is going on between you and marty ? blair : dorian , come on . let 's get us a table , come on . dorian : no , do n't you see ? all this uncertainty could be really bad for your digestion . john : do n't do this here . dorian : john ? just asked you a simple question . what is going on between you and marty ? are you starting over again ? [ scene_break ] noelle : why are n't we going back to texas , moe ? moe : remember how you said you always wanted to be on `` lifestyles of the rich and famous `` ? [ noelle gasps ] noelle : robin 's coming here ? oh -- oh , oh , oh . i ca n't meet him with my hair looking like this ! roxy : what are you talking about ? once everybody sees your hair , they 're going to be copying it . remember dorothy hamill and the wedge ? moe : we 're not going to be on tv , but it 's only a matter of time . remember how they did that special on celebrity chefs ? noelle : you 're going to work for a celebrity ? oh , god , moe , who is it ? tell me it 's the dixie chicks -- i love them . moe : nope . it 's somebody right here in town . noelle : but what celebrity lives here in llanview ? moe : only the style maven herself . dorian lord ? noelle : oh . well -- should i know who that is ? [ scene_break ] marty : who are you ? blair : this is my aunt , dorian lord . dorian : dr. dorian lord . marty : doctor of what ? dorian : medicine . would you like to see my diploma ? marty : no , but i 'd like to know why you think you can walk up here and demand answers from john and me . john : hey , look , you 've all been through hell lately , all right ? this is not the time or the place for this . marty : no , i 'd like dr. lord to answer my question . dorian : i just want to know what exactly is happening here . john : get her away from me . blair : come on , dorian . marty : no , no , no , it 's all right . dorian : there -- you see ? it 's all right . marty : i was about to tell john here that i do remember feeling safe , waking up feeling loved , falling asleep knowing that nothing could ever hurt me . dorian : oh . so those past feelings are coming back to you ? marty : they were n't past feelings . they were just a couple of days ago , when i was in love with todd manning . [ scene_break ] todd : how is marty ? nora : not an answer you 're going to get from me . todd : how is she , nora ? nora : why do n't you tell me , todd ? how did it feel when margaret cochran kidnapped you and held you prisoner , hmm ? told you lies about all the people that you loved ? raped you ? only add on top of that the fact that marty had no memory of what the truth was , hmm ? that 's kind of , kind of what marty feels . let 's go . [ scene_break ] vanessa : this does n't look like a good day to ask your friend for a favor . cristian : well , we do n't have time to wait . we have to come up with a plan before immigration finds you . vanessa : what happens if we do n't ? cristian : it could go fast . i 've seen it happen . vanessa : so how much time do i have ? cristian : i do n't know , but i 'm sure nora can find out . vanessa : you know , why should she bother ? i shot ray in the middle of an airport . the u.s. government probably thinks i 'm a terrorist . cristian : come on , vanessa , stop . do n't listen to sarah , okay ? vanessa : she 's right . you know , i might as well just make this easy on us . cristian : so you 're just going to let them deport you and lola ? vanessa : no , not lola . it -- i 'll do anything that they want as long as they let her stay . [ scene_break ] lola : i thought we 'd get a hearing or something , but we do n't . langston : can -- can they do that ? addie : the government reserves the right to turn away any illegal alien who is charged with a crime . langston : how do you know that ? addie : i went online . immigration reform is going to be the centerpiece of my platform when i run for mayor in 2010 . cole : but colombia is like your home , though , right ? langston : cole . cole : what , i 'm just saying , maybe it wo n't be so bad . everything 's going back to the way it was before . markko : and , hey , at least you wo n't have to study for a trig quiz like us . lola : but i wish i did . i wish i could stay here with all of you . you 're so much fun . addie : we are pretty awesome . lola : and you 're my cousin . i never knew i was related to somebody as nice and cool as you . markko : and who totally bails you out when your cousin ruins your homework . langston : you know , addie 's right . addie : i am ? langston : yeah -- we are pretty awesome . and if anybody wants to take you back to colombia , they 're going to have to get past us . [ scene_break ] dorian : you really were in love with todd ? marty : yes . dorian : i 'm so sorry to hear that . i thought you were smarter than that . blair : dorian , please stop this . dorian : hmm . so now that you realize what a fool you 've been , you 're pouring out your sad story to john ? marty : you really want to know what was going on ? we were trying to manage having a sandwich together . we ca n't start over because i do n't know who he is . i do n't remember what we had . i do n't even remember my own son . john : you will . marty : no , i wo n't because all i can remember is todd touching me and carrying me to his bed . blair : marty , it 's all right . listen , we 've heard enough . come on . marty : you know what ? you think i 'm a fool , you 're right . i am a fool but i could n't walk and i could n't move and he was all i had to hold on to . dorian : and yet , you fell in love with him . marty : yes . and my life is not going to start over again until he suffers the way i 'm suffering right now . dorian : so you have revenge in mind . and what part does john play in all of that ? marty : i do n't have a plan . dorian : just so you know , using john to get back at todd could be very bad for you . marty : you do n't care about me . you just care about blair . dorian : i care about everybody and i think there should be a return to normalcy . marty : normalcy ? dorian : hmm . marty : i 'm in a town where everyone knows who i am and i do n't know anyone . dorian : so you keep reminding us . marty : i 'm not after anything . i just want -- feel like i 'm a person . i just -- i just want to feel like a human being . blair : i 'm sorry . john : it 's okay . blair : oh , no , i 'm sorry . i 'm -- i 'm -- oh . dorian : what – [ scene_break ] todd : make sure marty keeps up with her physical therapy . she needs to do it -- nora : just all your visitors have to come through my -- todd : listen to me , nora . she needs to have her physical therapy . she 's not going to get stronger if she does n't . now somewhere in my house , there 's a -- there 's a notebook with the reps and -- nora : i do n't need a notebook to know what you did to marty . todd : i took care of her . she could barely walk when i found her . nora : she also had no memory of her old life . todd : she was happy . nora : she was oblivious -- there 's a big difference . guard , put him in . todd : you do n't know , you were n't there . nora : i know you 're going to jail for the rest of your life . todd : marty knows i was n't trying to hurt her . she 's never going to testify against me . nora : we 'll see . todd : hey , did you find her ankle weights ? nora : excuse me ? todd : when she exercises , she 's got to have more weight on her right leg than her left . it 's never going to work , nora . [ cell door closes ] todd : marty loves me . she loves me . [ scene_break ] cristian : you 're just going to give up , then ? vanessa : well , you know , if they let lola stay , then -- cristian : without you ? why would she do that ? vanessa : to have a better life , get away from her father . cristian : ray 's in prison . vanessa : yeah , and we both know how hard it is for someone with the right price to get out . no . we 're safe here . we have friends . cristian : exactly , which is why i 'm not letting either of you get sent away . [ scene_break ] blair : what do you want , gratitude ? dorian : what ? blair : you know , john is never going to forgive you for what you did to marty . dorian : i do n't care what john -- blair : well , you will care . dorian : oh . cole : what did you do to my mom ? [ scene_break ] john : dorian 's protective of blair . marty : yeah , i got that . john : it 's because of todd . he did a lot of stuff to her . marty : yeah , well , you can save the history lesson , okay ? john : okay . it 's important you know the truth . marty : i know . and i know you 're just trying to help , but right now , it 's not . john : you want me to leave you alone ? marty : yes . [ scene_break ] cole : what happened ? what 'd you do to my mom ? blair : well , are you going to tell him , dorian ? dorian : it 's nothing . it 's just that blair mistook an ordinary conversation for some kind of full - frontal offensive . blair : it was n't an ordinary conversation . you were harassing the woman . cole : come on , you got to be kidding me . dorian : it was perfectly civilized . blair : oh , please . dorian : besides , cole , your mother is a very strong person . cole : yeah , okay . where is she ? blair : i think she 's still at carlotta 's , the diner . cole : hey , man , i got to go . i 'll see you later . markko : yeah , man , sure . [ door opens , closes ] dorian : thank you . i did you and john and marty a big favor . blair : oh , and how do you figure that , dorian ? dorian : i cleared the air . you now can get on with your lives -- yes -- well , except for marty who can start her new life . [ dorian chuckles ] [ scene_break ] marty : wait , wait . did you ever see the movie `` rashomon `` ? john : kurosawa film ? yeah . marty : i do n't know why i remember it , but then you know how it 's -- different people are telling something about what happened to them and it 's three different stories . they all see events their own way and that 's what my life is right now . i 'm dealing with how everyone else sees it , and i do n't even have my own version . john : you can trust my version . marty : that 's what todd said . john : i 'm not todd . and now , you know i get it . it 's okay to protect yourself . but try not to let what he did to you affect how you are with everyone else . marty : no , i have to figure out things my own way , by myself . john : i 'll let you enjoy your lunch . marty : thanks . john : you going to be okay -- marty : yep . john : getting home ? marty : i 'll manage . john : i know you will . [ scene_break ] roxy : oh , honey , everybody knows dorian lord . she 's got almost as much money as buffett and she lives in this big house with a funny french name like boo- blay ? moe : you met her . she raved about my bouillabaisse . noelle : oh , the one who kept asking for the clean fork ? moe : she has got the most educated palate in this town . noelle : is that true ? roxy : i do n't know -- i 've never seen her paint anything . she 's a doctor . noelle : why would a doctor be on `` lifestyles of the rich and famous `` ? roxy : well , she married viki 's father because he was kind of , like , loaded . noelle : she 's viki 's stepmother ? roxy : well , just for a little while , and then it went south because he got offed . noelle : she killed her husband ? roxy : well , not really , but she ended up on death row anyway . noelle : you want to go work for a convicted murderer ? moe : she was innocent . roxy : at least that time . noelle : who marries someone for their money ? moe : everyone makes mistakes . noelle : and questions my waitressing skills ? moe : she made me an offer i could n't refuse . noelle : maurice stubbs , what would jeremiah say ? [ scene_break ] dorian : and i really can not stand all this clutter in the kitchen , really . now then , wo n't you have something to eat ? you did n't have anything at the diner . blair : uh -- no , thank you . it was kind of a crappy day and you kind of took my appetite . markko : i already ate lunch , so -- dorian : oh , wait a minute , markko . i have never seen you when you were n't hungry . blair : dorian , can you let the boy leave if he wants to leave ? dorian : markko happens to be a guest in our house . markko : actually , my mom is expecting me . blair : yeah , he is a guest , not a prisoner . why do you think -- you feel that you have to control everything and everybody . dorian : i do not feel like i have to control everything and everybody . blair : oh , yeah , you do . dorian : markko , sit down and eat -- now . langston : dorian , lola and her stepmother are being sent back to colombia . dorian : why ? lola : we 're in the country illegally , and vanessa 's been charged with attempted murder . dorian : oh . and why is it that shooting an absolutely villainous man gets you deported in this country ? it 's -- langston : beats me . dorian : and besides which , if it were not for your stepmother , langston would be in colombia right now with your father . langston : we 'll , we 've been trying to figure out what to do but we have n't been able to think of anything . dorian : well , that should be obvious -- you get me on your team . hmm . [ scene_break ] cristian : so is there anything you can do for us ? nora : well , sure , if i had any pull with the immigration authorities and the federal government . cristian : how about us ? is there anything we can do ? nora : uh -- well , i think your only option at this point is to present a compelling argument why she needs asylum . vanessa : oh , so what does this mean -- `` compelling `` ? nora : well , if you 're of political value or a refugee or you have strong familial ties to the -- stronger than a long - lost cousin . cristian : so if we can prove any of that -- nora : then mrs. montez and her stepdaughter could stay . cristian : right . is there any way you can find out how long before i.n.s . comes ? nora : it 's not i.n.s . anymore ever since 9/11 . it 's , like , a new agency . you know what ? i really have to go . cristian : okay , thanks . nora : yeah , good luck . cristian : it 's a start . [ scene_break ] nora : officer , what did we say about sharing information ? officer : even with john ? nora : especially with john . john : hey , thanks , evans . he 's behind bars , nora . what am i going to do to hurt him ? nora : do n't sell yourself short . where 's marty ? john : she 's at the restaurant . she wanted some time on her own . nora : she okay ? john : no , i do n't think so . he broke her down , nora . nora : okay , i know . and he 's downstairs telling anyone who will listen about how much he loves her and how he could never hurt her . john : he needs to be shown otherwise . [ scene_break ] todd 's voice : what you 're going through right now with this injury ? compared to what happened to you when you were in college , this is nothing . marty : oh , my god . you were there . you were there for me when it happened . i want answers , todd . i want them now . i want the truth about john . todd : the truth is he was n't just there when you had your accident -- he 's the one who caused it . marty : i know someone named cole ? todd : cole 's the kid who got my daughter pregnant . you 're all alone , no kids . you , me , and this baby -- it 's a whole new life for all of us . why do n't we make it official ? marty : official how ? todd : if you want , we could get married . marty : i actually look forward to you coming through that door . i do n't -- i do n't want to be with anyone else . i do n't need anyone else , todd . i just want you . waitress : must be very special . marty : what ? waitress : whoever you 're dreaming about ? can i get you anything else ? marty : no , i 'm fine . thanks . todd : what 's wrong ? cole : mom ? cole : mom , are you okay ? marty : what are you doing here ? cole : i just came from starr 's house . her aunt says something happened . marty : yeah , that 's what i get for going out in public . cole : do you want me to take you home ? marty : where 's that ? cole : nora 's . marty : it 's not my home . cole : yeah , i know . i 'm sorry . i wish we still had our apartment , too . marty : i just wish i remembered the way it was . cole : okay , well , how about we start from the beginning ? i could take you to your old house , the house you grew up in . marty : do n't blair and dorian live there ? cole : okay , what about the house that you lived in when you were dating dad ? i can take you there . marty : how about we start at the end . cole : what do you mean ? marty : i 'd like to see where i 'm buried . [ scene_break ] nora : oh , john , no one can show him the error of his ways . john : well , i 'd like to take a shot . nora : that 's just what he wants you to do . you know , he wants you to come down there and tell him how wrong he is so he can plead his case out . trust me ; i 've been down this road before with him . he 's a sociopath . he has no awareness of anyone else 's feelings . he just wants to bask in the glory of his own genius . john : he 's not as smart as he thinks he is . nora : he got you to beat him up , did n't he ? john : well , i 'm not sure that 's what he wanted , but if you 're so worried about him , send a uniform down with me . nora : you 're just dead set on doing this , are n't you ? john : she was n't a person to him , nora . marty was an object , just like she was all those years ago . he has n't changed . nora : and you want to teach him a lesson ? john : he needs to feel the consequences of his actions . [ scene_break ] dorian : and i want you to get on that right away . thank you . good , all right . i 've got the whole law firm on it . langston : yeah , she keeps the whole law firm on retainer . [ dorian chuckles ] addie : you never know when you 're going to go on trial for murder . markko : really ? dorian : addie ? [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : what she means is , you know , it pays to be prepared . lola : thank you , thank you very much . dorian : you 're quite welcome . now , let me fix you a plate of food . lola : can you save it for me ? i want to tell cristian and vanessa that we do n't have to pay any more money to lawyers . markko : we 'll come with you . langston : yeah . dorian : well , of course . that 's right , addie , you -- you go sit down . hmm . are n't you going to eat ? blair : it 's a very nice thing that you did for lola . dorian : do n't sound so surprised . blair : oh , i 'm not . i know you have a very generous heart . dorian : thank you . blair : which is why i want you to apologize to marty . [ scene_break ] marty : i thought it would be -- i thought it would be outside . cole : yeah , me , too . i was n't sure if you 'd like this . marty : did you -- did you pick it up ? cole : no , nora did . she found out your parents had set it up for you , and that they have a plaque here , too . it must be pretty weird , huh ? seeing your name on a tombstone ? marty : yeah , definitely weird . what 's this ? cole : oh , sorry , i forgot i left those here . marty : oh . cole : no , no , they 're -- they 're for you . marty : `` for mom , with love , cole . `` you gave me a metronome ? cole : it was yours . but it kind of helped me out . marty : did i teach you how to play ? cole : other stuff . how 'd you know you played the piano ? marty : he told me . [ scene_break ] todd : arraignment already , hey , nora ? you just could n't stay away , huh ? john : you 're right , i could n't . [ scene_break ] moe : my daddy would be thrilled . noelle : that you turned your back on your dream for a few extra pesos ? moe : my dream is to cook good food . noelle : at the bon - jour . what happened to bringing cuisine to the masses ? moe : i 'd love to if they wanted it . if one more person tells me their steak tartar is n't done enough -- roxy : oh , you know , i know what you mean . you burn one person with a curling iron , you never hear the end of it . moe : ingrates . by the way , i do believe noelle 's hair has grown on me . noelle : oh , do n't change the subject . you want to work for a woman who tries to buy her way out of trouble . moe : i want to work for someone who appreciates me . noelle : i appreciate you . is n't that enough ? moe : i want to take care of you . i want our kids to eat their school lunches on a silver platter . noelle : what if they want a lunchbox ? moe : they can have that , too . we 'll build an empire . bon - jours in every state . we 'll be rich . noelle : and what am i supposed to do while you 're cooking for ms. dorian ? moe : ms. dorian eats pie , too . [ scene_break ] blair : well ? dorian : well , what ? blair : are you going to apologize to marty and john ? dorian : for what , doing my duty as the head of this family ? blair : oh , come on , other than reminding us about 1,000 times a day that we 're cramer women . what else does that operation entail , hmm ? dorian : you may scoff if you wish , but believe me , it 's no easy task . blair : oh , dorian , look , i know that you love us , i know you care about us , but you 're interfering , okay ? you 're interfering with john and me . you hired a hit man to go after langston 's uncle -- dorian : shh , shh , shh . blair : she knows , okay ? you also paid off a very messed - up soldier to interrupt adriana 's wedding . did you or did you not ? dorian : okay , you 're right . i do interfere . blair : ah , finally . dorian : but it is only because i love you . i love all of you . and i have the big picture in mind . who was it who stood up for you , who stood up to todd when he was ruling this house by martial law ? blair : i appreciate everything that you have done for me , but you are not my mother . dorian : i might as well be . addie : i am in the room . dorian : blair , do you deny that you came to me to discuss your problems with john , hmm ? blair : yeah , i deny it , because i did n't . you forced me to have that conversation . we were sitting right there . and i did n't ask you to confront john and marty . dorian : all i did was ask a few simple questions -- blair : in a restaurant full of people . dorian : oh , i do n't care . i do n't care about marty . i do n't care about her at all , or john . all i care about is you . do you understand me ? because you 're my niece , and because i love you . and i always will . that is never going to change , so you just better learn to live with it . [ scene_break ] cole : who told you you play the piano ? marty : that was so sweet of you . todd : i just thought that even if you could n't remember how to play , that your hands would , or your unconscious would , or whatever . marty : uh , john . john told me . um , so what other stuff did we do with the metronome ? cole : dad brought it to the hospital when i was born . marty : really ? why ? cole : well , because you liked it . it made you feel better , safe . and , well , after dad died , you used to play it . you said it was like him talking to us . and that if i count along with it , that i was talking back to him . marty : hmm . cole : well , i 'll wait for you outside . marty : um , could -- could i read your note ? no , it 's okay , it 's okay . cole : no , it 's -- it 's for you . maybe reading it will help you . i know writing it helped me . [ metronome clicks ] [ marty sighs ] marty : `` dear mom -- i was trying to think of the first time you influenced me . remember when i was 4 ? `` [ marty giggles ] marty : `` i caught that frog we named seamus . you were so scared and grossed out by him . but you let me keep him . and then when he hopped off the front porch , you helped me look for him . and when we could n't find him , you said , we had to respect seamus ' wishes . and that even if we wanted to keep him , we had to let him go . you taught me how even if we love something , we ca n't always keep it with us . `` marty : damn you , todd . [ scene_break ] todd : how 's marty ? is she getting better ? john : she 's dead . todd : no , you 're lying . john : am i ? she killed herself . cole found her on the floor of the bathroom . she cut her wrists , bled to death . she wrote you a note . do you want to hear it ? give us a minute , will you ? john : `` todd -- i 'm not a person anymore , so i ca n't really die . you robbed me of my soul . you took everything . you got what you wanted . now i 'm a nothing . `` todd : uh -- can i see her ? john : it 's too late . todd : i loved her , john . john : you killed her . todd : i never meant -- i never meant for anything like this to happen . i -- i did n't want to hurt her . todd : john -- john . what does that mean ? what does that mean ? ! john -- john . [ todd sobs ] todd : i need to know -- i need to know if she 's dead . [ scene_break ] noelle : you 'll cook for dorian , and i 'll make her pies ? moe : well , not just for dorian . noelle : what do you mean ? moe : for every bon - jour cafe , there 'll be a `` pies a la noelle . `` [ noelle gasps ] noelle : i 've always wanted to be my own franchise . roxy : ooh , yeah , me , too . you think people would like to get their hair done while they eat ? moe : of course , it 'll take a little time before bon - jour enterprises is completely solvent . noelle : what am i supposed to do till then ? moe : the buenos dias . roxy : ole , ole . moe : carlotta needs waitresses , especially ones that speak spanish , and your skills are obvious . noelle : and you 'll be making more money in a day than i 'll make in a whole year with my tips . moe : it would n't mean anything if i did n't have you . noelle : is this really want you want ? moe : no . you are . you 're my champagne wish and caviar dreams . roxy : sweet . moe : i wo n't do this if i ca n't do it with you beside me . noelle : it 's like i keep telling you , moe , if you leave me , i 'm going with you . looks like we 're moving . [ roxy and noelle laugh ] [ scene_break ] cristian : okay , nora , thanks . vanessa : so , what 'd she say ? did she find out when immigration is coming ? lola : vanessa ? vanessa : lola , hi . lola : everything is going to be okay . vanessa : so what 's this good news that you could n't tell me on the phone ? lola : langston 's mother , she has a ton of lawyers , and she 's going to help us stay here . vanessa : but did you ask her to do this ? langston : no , she offered . you stopped ray from taking me to colombia -- lola , too . she was worried about you guys going back there . vanessa : well , please thank her , but this is too much . markko : no , no , no , that 's just dorian lord . too much is kind of her trademark . cristian : she 's got good timing , too . nora found out when immigration 's coming next week . so if dorian 's people are going to come through , they 're going to have to hurry . [ scene_break ] blair : look , i know that you love me , dorian . and i know that you know what a difficult time i 've had lately , and i know you were just trying to make something go right for me . dorian : so you do understand . blair : yes , i do , and todd always thought that he was trying to help . dorian : oh , do n't you compare me to your evil ex - husband . blair : well , then you stop acting like him . if you really want to help me , you will apologize to marty and to john . dorian : no , i will not . blair : surprise , surprise . addie : i know you mean well . blair knows it , too . she 's -- she 's just not ready to be wrong yet . [ scene_break ] [ metronome clicks ] marty : `` i do n't know what i 'm trying to tell you . maybe that i love you , and i know you love me . and that even though you 're gone , i still feel how much . `` [ marty sighs ] [ `` heart and soul `` plays ] [ marty giggles ] marty : okay . [ `` heart and soul `` fades out ] [ scene_break ] nora : john . you feel better ? john : no . nora : see , that 's why i tried to stop you . it just always makes you feel worse . john : what am i supposed to do , nora ? just let him get away with what he did to her ? nora : let the law handle this . john : like it did before ? [ scene_break ] [ metronome clicks ] marty : i promise you , todd -- what you did to me , i 'll do to you and so much worse . [ scene_break ] [ keys jingle ] téa : well , todd -- looks like another fine mess you 've gotten yourself into . [ next_on ] starr : you and i are -- are incompatible . todd : téa delgado . téa : surprised ? todd : i want to know what you 're doing here . john : you want to walk away from this ?
mo surprises noelle by informing her that want to work with dorian . she can buyout a french cuisine , needs a cook and a waitress . and he and noelle can both make more money than they 've ever seen before . and he has plans about how they can franchise their establishment . she is impressed . marty is struggling with the fact that she only remembers her relationship with todd and only living him . she has no memory of her relationship with john , cole or cole 's father . todd is stuck in jail distraught that he can not see marty . dorian pulls strings so that vanessa and lola do not get deported . blair tells her aunt she did a good thing . but she needs to stay out of blair and john and marty 's business even if dorian intends to `` help `` .
[ monitor flat - lines ] michael : he 's coding . get me the crash cart . nurse : code blue , code blue ! michael : no pulse , starting chest compressions . bag him ! one and two and three and four and five . give me one milligram epi and escalate to five . one and two and three and -- nurse : 02 saturation 50 . michael : hyperventilate and give him another epi . come on , people , we are losing him ! two , three , four , five . one , two , three , four , five . one , two , three , four , five . one , two , three , four – todd : yeah , i want you to fill my niece 's room with flowers . i do n't care . i want every flower in llanview in her room when jessica wakes up . no , do n't make it look like a funeral , you smart ugh . i 'm crazy about that kid , that 's why . she 's the only one in my family that i can stand anymore . yeah , that 's right . i 'll see you later . blair : what about viki ? todd : nah , she 's ok . blair : ok , well , if you do n't want viki to come to the wedding , that would be great because i could really -- todd : viki 's coming . blair : use that seat . todd : viki 's coming . everyone 's coming . i want everyone in the world to see how happy we are . blair : yeah ? see , i just think you want to rub everybody 's nose in it . margaret : `` cabin . `` margaret : `` clothes . `` margaret : what next ? hmm . cristian 's voice : each time they caught me , it got worse . they 'd do things . natalie : like what ? cristian : hit me and -- other things . natalie : cristian , what -- what other things ? oh , my god . they tortured you , did n't they ? viki : jessie ? jessie , are -- are you in the bathroom ? jessica ? oh , my god . cristian -- cristian : mrs. davidson . what 's wrong ? viki : jessica 's gone ! she 's not in her room . she 's gone ! michael : charge to 300 ! nurse : 300 . michael : clear ! nurse : ready . michael : how long has he been down ? nurse : five minutes . michael : take over compressions . what 's happening , tico ? michael : what the -- somebody pulled the plug on you . jessica : antonio , what happened ? viki : nurse , where 's my daughter , please ? nurse : i believe she 's in her room asleep . viki : no , she 's not . her bed is empty . has something happened ? nurse : not that i know of . i 'll call security . viki : thank you . oh , lord . cristian , help me find her , please . kelly : you 're so little , been through so much for a little guy . i hope whoever this woman is she 's taking good care of you . she seemed kind . i hope she does n't hurt you , baby . i do n't think she would . and if she 's your real mother , then -- oh , i do n't know what 's going to happen . i promise , i promise , ace , that i will make sure that you are safe and that you are always , always loved . john : i thought your mom was going to take you home . natalie : yeah . um -- i could n't sleep , so i went for a walk . i always find myself here . john : i like it here . it 's nice . natalie : did you know that cristian designed this angel ? it seems kind of silly , but i know it 's made of stone . it 's just i feel he gave her a soul . john : hey . you ok ? natalie : no , i 'm really worried about cristian . john : well , he 's been through a lot , natalie . natalie : i think that those drug guys -- i think they put him through a lot more than we -- than we first thought . john : ok . well , he 's home now and he 's with you and he 's going to be all right . natalie : i just -- i want to -- i want to do something . i want to help , you know , if it 's possible . john : it 's going to take time . natalie : yeah , but how long ? are we talking , months ? years ? john : it 's only been a few days . natalie : sorry . i do n't mean to take anything out on you . john : it 's ok . i can take it . natalie : you know , i just feel so useless . god , i mean , when my life was going completely out of control and crazy , cristian was -- he was there for me . i mean , i hated myself and he -- he would tell me how smart i was , you know , and how strong i was and how beautiful . john : he 's a perceptive guy . adriana : are you sure this is ok ? duke : hey , i 'm not letting you go home into an empty house tonight . come on . adriana : thanks . i just -- i wish there was something to do , you know ? everyone in my life is in trouble and -- duke : listen , hey . what you can do is you get a good night 's sleep and then be there for them in the morning , ok ? adriana : how ? my mother told me not to go near the jail and -- duke : listen -- adriana : tico and jess -- duke : hey , hey . let 's just -- let 's promise not to talk about it anymore tonight , ok ? you have to take care of yourself . adriana : do you really think jessica 's going to be all right ? duke : yeah . i mean , she has to be . adriana : all i keep saying is that i 'm sorry . duke : listen , you did n't do anything . adriana : tico 's my brother . and i thought that he was so in love with her and that -- duke : listen , listen -- no , hey . what tico did is on him , ok ? nothing you could 've done could 've changed anything . what is it ? adriana : antonio . i 'm just worried about him . he hated tico so much . i 'm afraid of what he might do . duke : antonio 's a good guy . he 'll make the right choice . antonio : what were you doing out of bed ? michael : last resort , shocking at 360 , clear . jessica : i do n't know , i woke up and no one was there , so -- [ thumping sound ] michael : come on ! [ monitor beeps rapidly ] nurse : no pulse . michael : clear . [ beeping ] michael : come on , tico ! come on , man ! nurse : are we calling it ? michael : fight ! yes . time of death -- 8 : 46 p.m . blair : so which one of our weddings was your favorite ? todd : including the ones that tanked ? this next one . blair : what ? todd : this next one is my favorite . i can already tell . blair : i think that is a very good answer . [ blair giggles ] jack : mommy . mom ? blair : uh - oh . ok . jack : mommy ? blair : i will deal with that . todd : hey , mrs. bigelow . it 's me . yeah , is there any word on kevin buchanan being tied to governor brooks ' assassination attempt ? no . i do n't think it 's wishful thinking . i think it 's a buchanan cover - up . well , keep me posted , ok ? hey , boss . what 's the matter ? what 's all the squawking about ? come here . blair : oh , he was having a bad dream about mommy , huh ? todd : what about mommy ? blair : he had a dream that somebody was trying to take mommy away . todd : no . margaret : oh . hmm . no . this wo n't do . this wo n't do at all ! ah ! ah ! duke : so , which movie do you want to watch ? adriana : they 're all westerns . duke : yeah , big surprise , huh ? hey , what about -- oh , yeah . how about this one ? adriana : john wayne ? duke : his nickname is `` duke . `` adriana : please do n't tell me that you 're named after him . duke : he 's grandpa 's hero . first time i saw this movie , my -- my dad came to visit me down in texas . he did n't come that often , so he 'd always try to impress me -- adriana : hmm . duke : whenever he came . you know , he 'd take me to amusement parks and horseback riding -- pretty much anything he could do to help me forget that he was n't around more . but this time , he brought me to grandpa 's ranch into the screening room . adriana : what -- screening room in a ranch ? duke : it 's not your typical ranch . this screening room is so cool . it 's got this gigantic screen on the wall and it has all these huge leather chairs . i mean , the chairs are gigantic -- we could both fit in one . so we did -- he popped the movie in and we sat down in the chair side by side and watched the whole thing with his arm around me . you know , that 's probably the only memory i have of me and my dad just hanging out -- you know , doing the things that i thought , you know , you were supposed to do with your dad . adriana : sounds nice . duke : yeah , it was . i mean , he really was . i do n't get it . adriana : what ? duke : i mean , dad had nothing to do with the attempt on the governor 's life , so why 'd he just disappear without telling me ? kevin : i 'm sorry about that , but i 'm back now . natalie : well , i better get home . i have to get up early and get to the hospital . i want to be there when cristian wakes up . john : would you like me to walk you or -- [ phone rings ] john : excuse me . it 's my brother michael . hello ? yeah , what 's up , michael ? i 'll be right there . natalie : what 's wrong ? john : tico santi 's dead . natalie : really ? well , i ca n't say that i 'm sorry . that man got better than he deserved . john : maybe not . natalie : what do you mean ? john : according to michael , he was murdered . michael : there is supposed to be a guard posted outside that door at all times ! where the hell was he ? antonio : come on , let 's get you back to your room . viki : jessica -- thank god ! jessica : mom -- viki : honey , what -- what are you doing here ? why are you out of bed ? antonio : i found her laying in the hallway . viki : what ? antonio : she must have fainted . viki : are you all right , sweetheart ? come on , you know what ? i think we should just get her back to her bed . antonio : yeah . viki : we 'll get a doctor to look at you , all right ? and check you out -- my goodness -- oh , dr. mcbain . listen , jessica apparently fainted . would you please check her out ? michael : absolutely . listen , you 're going to be ok . cristian : what 's going on , doc ? michael : tico santi is dead . viki : really ? well , i 'm sorry , but his death was n't exactly unexpected , was it ? michael : his life - support system was cut -- intentionally . duke : hey , dad , where you been ? i mean , the papers are saying all kinds of stuff . kevin : yeah , we 'll talk about that later in private . adriana : i should go . duke : no . no , no , no . no , you 're staying here tonight . we can talk in front of adriana . kevin : no , we ca n't . duke : what 's the problem ? adriana : mr. buchanan , look , duke invited me here because he 's very sweet , and i did n't want to come because i know how you feel about me , even though you do n't even know me . but , you know , i 've heard a lot about you . and if i did n't know duke was your son , i would n't believe it . kevin : i did n't mean to offend you . adriana : but i 'm dorian 's daughter , right , so i ca n't be trusted . kevin : yes , you 're dorian 's daughter . you 're also tico santi 's sister . duke : and since when is that a bad thing ? i mean , being tico 's sister ? he was over here nearly every night helping you on your campaign . do n't show a hell of a lot of loyalty . kevin : you 're missing the point , duke . duke : no , listen , the point is you 're a hypocrite and she is my friend , and i 'm not going to stand here and let you insult her ! adriana : duke , duke , it 's ok , ok ? tico 's my brother . there 's no denying that . kevin : it was nothing personal . duke : listen , you know what ? maybe you should spend a little less time worrying about adriana and a little more time concerning yourself with jessica . kevin : what ? what 's wrong with jessica ? duke : she 's got some kind of infection . it 's pretty bad . kevin : you 're just telling me -- [ phone rings ] viki : hello . kevin : yeah , mom , it 's me . viki : kevin ! where are you ? kevin : i 'm at home . listen , duke just told me that jessica 's in trouble . viki : oh , she was , honey , but she 's ok now . the doctors say she 's going to be fine . kevin : well , i 'm on my way over . viki : no . kevin , this is not a good time . kevin : mom , i want to -- viki : honey , listen , tico santi was murdered tonight , ok ? somebody pulled the plug on his life - support system . kelly : the paper said that tico santi was in a coma . what if he wakes up and implicates you ? kevin : all right , just tell jess that i 'm back in town , that i 'm thinking about her , and you call me if you need me . viki : i will , darling . duke : what 's wrong ? kevin : um -- tico 's dead . duke and adriana : what ? kevin : i 'm sorry . adriana : no . no , they said he was going to recover ! they said he was going to be fine ! i need to go to the hospital . duke : i 'll take you . kevin : well , here 's to you , tico . one problem solved , one more to go . kelly : all right , babe chandler . let 's find out who you really are . [ phone rings ] kevin : yes , buchanan . man : just keeping tabs on your ex - wife , just like you asked me to . kevin : where is she ? man : roadside motel in south carolina . check your email . i just sent you some nice surveillance pictures . kevin : all right , good work . you just keep following her . with any luck , she 'll lead us straight to my son . kevin : all right . viki : how is she ? jessica : i 'm all right , mom . nurse : she needs her rest . dr. mcbain ordered a mild sedative so she stays put for a while . antonio : you need to rest , too . cristian : i 'm ok . antonio : no , no , you 're not . what were you doing out of bed anyway ? cristian : i was going crazy in that bed . i wanted to go for a walk . i ran into mrs. davidson , and she asked me to help look for jess . so we did . lucky for her you were there . antonio : yeah . cristian : so what were you doing outside tico 's room ? antonio : i went to the chapel with adriana , light a candle for jessica . cristian : did you say a prayer for tico , too ? michael : let me get him cleaned up before the family gets here , john . john : oh , i do n't think you have to worry about too many family members showing up at tico 's bedside , if you know what i mean . michael : well , at least let me cover him up . john : it 's a crime scene , mikey . nobody touches anything until c.s.u . finishes processing . what was the cause of death ? michael : respiratory arrest and heart failure , officially . john : yeah ? any chance that it was caused by this ? michael : i did n't even see it . i was too busy trying to save his life . john : well , last time i checked , these need to be plugged in . any chance this could have been an accident ? michael : no , john . no way , ok ? listen , my team is solid , ok ? those machines are checked all the time , and plugs do n't just fall out of the wall . all right , what i want to know is , where the cop who was supposed to be posted in front of his door was , johnny ? john : officer wagner was n't on duty ? michael : no ! and for that matter , this is a hospital , not a prison . and i do n't like when patients die on my watch . john : ok . who else knows tico 's dead ? michael : cristian , mrs. davidson , antonio , and -- john : antonio was here ? michael : yeah . he found jessica passed out in the hallway . john : where ? michael : just outside the waiting room . todd : do n't you worry , kiddo . jack : no . todd : i 'm not going to let anybody -- jack : mommy -- todd : take your mom away from you . there you go . starr : what 's he doing in here ? blair : what , did we wake you up , sweetie ? todd : he had a bad dream about your mom . starr : what , that she canceled the wedding ? [ todd chuckles ] blair : starr ? starr : what ? you 've done it before . todd : she 's got a point . blair : well , that is not going to happen this time . oh , do n't you give me that starr manning typical look . todd : come here . starr : what ? todd : look at this . you see ? now , if you try to call this wedding off , you 're going to have to deal with my crew here . blair : i ca n't believe that you guys are ganging up on me ! todd : strength in numbers . right , children ? blair : hey , it 's not going to happen . you hear me ? we all are getting married christmas . todd : we all are getting married ? starr : swear ? blair : swear . hmm . starr : i probably wo n't sleep till tonight i 'll be so nervous . jack , too , probably . blair : yeah , i 'll think you 'll sleep . i think you 'll sleep then , and i think you 'll sleep tonight , so why do n't you get going ? starr : can me and jack sleep in here tonight ? i think jack really wants to hear a story from dad . blair : oh , jack joes ? todd : oh , does he ? oh . starr : yeah . todd : well , what story would jack like to hear ? starr : let 's see , `` once upon a time -- `` blair : oh ! todd : oh , boy . `` once upon a time `` ? starr : yeah . todd : all right . once upon a time , there was this -- just incredibly handsome , daring , dashing king who lived with his very beautiful , yet a little off- center queen -- blair : `` beautiful , beautiful . `` todd : and they had two snot - nosed kids . starr : no ! todd : princess and prince . starr : no , a very pretty and smart princess . todd : do you know how this one goes ? because if you do , i 'm not going to tell it to you . starr : no , i do n't . i 'm just saying -- blair : i 've never even heard it . todd : what about you , hmm ? he 's asleep . oh , i see . hmm . jack 's asleep . natalie : cristian ? cristian : right here . natalie : oh , god . hey , did you hear about tico ? cristian : yeah . yeah . a real tragedy . natalie : well , i just wanted to come and check and make sure you were ok . cristian : i feel a hell of a lot better now that he 's out of our lives for good . jessica : tico -- viki : shh . sweetheart , it 's ok . you 're safe now . he ca n't hurt you anymore . adriana : antonio , is it true about tico ? antonio : his life - support system failed . adriana : i do n't understand . how can that happen ? antonio : it was n't an accident . someone pulled the plug . adriana : he was murdered ? do they know who did it ? michael : hey , antonio , john 's looking for you . antonio : why ? michael : well , he 'd like to ask you some questions -- about tico santi . john : where were you when this happened ? officer . wagner : i was helping the nurse with a drunk and disorderly down the hall . john : your job was to keep an eye on santi . officer . wagner : well , santi was in a coma . the drunk and disorderly was n't . i did n't think anything was going to happen . john : good call , wagner . you 're fired . officer . wagner : hey , you ca n't just -- john : i just did . now get the hell out of my sight . i said get out of my sight ! officer . wagner : you 're going to hear from my p.b.a . rep . john : yeah , sure . anything ? antonio : you wanted to see me ? john : yeah , yeah . michael told me he -- he saw you out here right after santi coded . antonio : yeah . john : so what were you doing ? antonio : helping jessica . she passed out on the floor . john : well , maybe she saw something . antonio : she was unconscious . john : i 'm still going to have to talk to her . antonio : john , wait . man : yeah ? kevin : what the hell 's with these pictures you sent me ? man : well , just keeping tabs on your ex - wife , just like you asked me to . kevin : to find my son . i do n't want you taking pictures of her taking her clothes off , you understand me ? you just follow her . no more pictures . kelly : `` florida concert to benefit miranda montgomery center . j.r. chandler to perform . `` that 's babe chandler 's husband . she might be there . maybe you 'll be there , too . natalie : look , i -- i do n't think anyone 's going to be shedding any tears for tico . not the way everyone did when we thought that you were dead . cristian : i 'm sorry . natalie : cristian , it 's not your fault , ok ? it 's tico 's fault , and i hope he rots in hell . cristian : i heard someone pulled the plug on him . natalie : how 'd you hear that ? cristian : well , i was there when he died . jessica was n't in her room . and your mom asked me to help look for her . we found her with antonio outside tico 's room . it must have just happened when we got there . natalie : is she ok ? cristian : i guess she was just delirious from all the medicine and wandered out of her room . she 's fine now . natalie : ok , i 'm going to go check on her , ok ? so i 'll be right back . do you need anything ? ok . adriana : i ca n't believe he 's dead . duke : i know . adriana : i barely got to know him . but he was good to me -- to both of us . then i find out he 's this vicious killer , and all of a sudden , he 's gone . i 'll never get to ask him why he did all the horrible things he did . duke : hey , let 's get out of here . adriana : i do n't know . i -- i hate to leave tico here all alone , you know ? i 'm the only person he had left . duke : there 's nothing anyone can do for him anymore . adriana : well , la boulaie is so quiet with everyone gone . duke : well , why do n't you stay at asa 's tonight ? we got plenty of rooms , so you can take your pick . adriana : your dad would n't be too happy with that . i 'm the enemy , remember ? i might steal buchanan secrets or something . duke : it is my house , too , and i could use the company . besides , my mother would be very upset if she thought i abandoned a friend in need . we can watch that old movie i told you about . adriana : thank you . duke : yeah . come on . natalie : hey . viki : hey . are n't you supposed to be home in bed , huh ? natalie : yeah -- ahem . i heard about tico . viki : yeah . well , that 's terrible . i mean , he was killed , you know , and he was jessica 's husband . natalie : hmm . yeah . in name only . he tried to kill her . viki : i know . god forgive me , i am not sorry that he 's dead . natalie : do n't feel bad , mom . no one 's going to miss him . john : i get the feeling you do n't want me talking to jessica . antonio : she 's recovering from a stab wound , john . a few hours ago , the doctors did n't even know if she was going to make it . john : i understand . however , she had the strength to find herself outside tico 's room at the time he was killed . antonio : she was -- she was doped up . she did n't know where she was . john : hey , no one would blame the girl if she pulled the plug on this guy . antonio : you 're wasting your time , john . she would n't kill anybody , not even someone like him . john : maybe you 're right . but you know how it works . she was here when it happened . antonio : yeah , well , he 's got a lot of other enemies . john : i know . and , antonio , i 'm stuck trying to find out which one killed him . blair : they look like angels , do n't they ? todd : yeah , do n't be fooled . they 're from the devil . i ca n't believe i almost screwed this up . blair : oh , come on , todd , that was ancient history . this is the way it is going to be now and forever . todd : is she dreaming ? blair : she 's been acting strange lately . todd : lately ? blair : no , i 'm serious . todd : well , she 's probably stressed out about this wedding . it 's probably affecting jack , too . he copies after his big sister . blair : oh , come on . this is supposed to be the best time in our lives . i mean , i do n't want everybody to stress out over it . todd : well , there 's only one thing to do , then . blair : what ? what ? margaret : oh . margaret : oh , it 's perfect . just perfect . natalie : what are you doing ? cristian : what does it look like i 'm doing ? getting the hell out of here . viki : i love you so much . everything 's going to be all right now , ok ? darling , i 'll be back very shortly . antonio : what do you want , john ? you want me to pretend like i 'm heartbroken over tico 's death ? well , i 'm not . i 'm glad he 's dead . you know that . hating someone is not a crime . john : murder is . antonio : i 'm going back to jessica . john : hey , you 're right , tico had a lot of enemies . but only one of them that i know put a bullet in him . [ next_on ] blair : if you 're trying to weasel out of the wedding , why do n't you just say so ? bo : i wanted to see if you would help me catch a murderer . antonio : she did n't see anything , she did n't do anything , and neither did i . jessica : i saw it . i saw who killed tico .
viki is frantic when she finds that jessica 's bed is empty . viki finds christian walking the hallway and asks him to help her find jess . tico dies after someone pulls the plug on his life support machine . antonio finds jessica outside of tico 's room on the floor . natalie worries about christian after she finds out that he was tortured by his captors . kevin has kelly followed in the hopes that she will lead him to ace . he gets upset with the private investigator when he sends kevin pictures of kelly getting undressed . margaret rips apart , and then alters , the wedding dress that she stole from blair 's closet . jack has a bad dream that his mother is going to be taken away from him . john mcbain fires the police officer that was supposed to be standing guard over tico . john questions antonio when he finds out that he was outside tico 's room with jessica . antonio does n't want john to question jessica due to her condition . john tells him that he has to figure out which one of tico 's enemies pulled the plug . duke invites adriana to stay at buchanan mansion after tico 's death so that she wo n't be alone . in her mind , jessica can see the arm of the person who killed tico .
r.j. : well , game 's over , antonio , and guess who 's lost . antonio : you ca n't talk to my girlfriend like that . what the hell 's the matter with you ? r.j. : please , please , layla 's as much your girlfriend as i am . she 's some glorified nanny . no , no , she 's not even your nanny , she 's playing nanny . antonio : ok , that 's enough . r.j. : and if mr. brennan was supposed to keep me detained , you really should keep him up to date on the talking points . this was your usual shoddy work . antonio : fun 's over . you can go now . r.j. : and please do tell layla to focus in on the babysitting because her career of choice is going nowhere fast . oh , i can not wait to hear what the social worker is going to say when i tell her that she 's been punked . what do you suppose she 's going to think when she finds out about your real girlfriend 's predicament ? antonio : i do n't know what the hell you 're talking about . r.j. : come off it , vega . come on , you know that young jessica buchanan ca n't tell whether she 's jessica or tessica ! [ scene_break ] jessica : do n't -- do n't come near me . nash : i 'm not armed . i just -- i had to see you . tess is in there . i miss her . jessica : i know , and i 'm sorry . but you want her back , and right now i am fighting as hard as i can to make sure she never comes back again . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] blair : officer ? what 's going on ? officer : the cochran case . d.a . 's looking for anyone who might 've seen something . blair : you mean , you 're looking for witnesses against todd manning ? dorian : how dare you come here at this hour and make such a commotion . hugh : what 's going on ? dorian : this officer has been harassing my niece . hugh : i apologize . i gave instructions you were not to be disturbed . blair : it 's all right . what are you doing over at the lamberts ' ? hugh : mrs. lambert has some information about the night margaret cochran was killed . i was taking her statement . go find the super . officer : yes , sir . dorian : hmm . pardon me . could you be any more insensitive ? blair : no , look , i 'm actually glad you 're here . i want to talk to you about the autopsy report , so come on in . [ scene_break ] spencer : do n't make too much of my saving your life . does n't mean i 'll spare you in the future . matthew : what 'd you say ? [ scene_break ] michael : all right . nurse : doctor , how can i help ? michael : you know what , get me radiology down here . i need a full set of films . john : it 's not broken . do n't listen to him . michael : you 're going to be broken in a second , all right ? what , i have to put you in traction or what ? natalie : i was just looking for you . michael : you were looking for me ? you would n't be using me as an excuse to get to john , would you ? come on , natalie . fess up . you ca n't just turn your feelings on and off because your husband came back from the dead . [ scene_break ] antonio : there 's no need to involve social services . r.j. : so how are you planning to worm your way out of this one ? antonio : well , i do n't have to worm my way out of anything . i 'm jamie 's father . the courts decided she belongs with me , end of story . r.j. : well , maybe , if you had spent any time with her . instead , you 're off taking care of the mentally ill . antonio : leave jessica out of this . r.j. : i mean , how do you work this out anyway ? what , do you and nash have some kind of time - share arrangement ? i mean , is she jessica with you for a week , and then she switches it off ? i mean , well , hey , hey , i do n't know , maybe it 's ideal , right ? i mean , you have a woman that keeps you guessing , hey , you never know who you 're going to wake up next to . [ scene_break ] nash : what if antonio needed your help but you could n't get to him ? what would you do ? jessica : i 'd risk my life to help antonio . nash : then you understand exactly how i feel . everyone thinks that tess is just an alter , that she has no right to live . but tess is my world . she 's -- she 's all i 've got . she 's made me feel completely differently about everything . it 's like i 've spent my whole life waiting for her to come along , and it is torture for me to know that she is so scared and so lonely and so close . i ca n't even hug her ! i guess my minute 's up . i -- jessica : i did n't mean -- i did n't mean to tear you and tess apart . but i love antonio . nash : what can i say ? i mean , you were there first . too bad for tess . jessica : nash -- nash : tess ? is that you ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i do n't have any feelings right now , michael . i 'm totally numb . and i 'm not here to see john . the police brought me over here from statesville . michael : you hurt ? natalie : yeah , i kind of bumped my head . michael : you have any dizziness , confusion , that sort of thing ? natalie : yeah , i 've got confusion . has nothing to do with my medical condition . do you want to hear something twisted ? i 'm a married woman , and technically i 've been cheating on my husband with your brother . i mean , but is that really cheating since i did n't even know that i was doing it ? michael : let me take a look at your head . natalie : should be examining john and cristian 's head . god , how could they do this to me ? michael : all right , just -- natalie : how could they lie to me ? michael : i do n't know . you 'd have to ask one of them . natalie : well , i 'm never speaking to either one of them again , so -- michael : yeah . that 'll work . you know , it looks pretty minor . why do n't you go home , get some rest , but do n't go to sleep . natalie : why would i go to sleep when i 'm just going to wake up with a nightmare ? michael : natalie , you 're one of the strongest people i know . you are going to make it through this . you have a lot of friends , family . they 're going to make sure you make it through this . [ scene_break ] spencer : hello , matthew . good news -- your father 's doing very , very well . matthew : is he in pain ? and do n't say he 's not just to make me feel better . i can tell when grownups are lying . spencer : well , you 've obviously inherited the buchanan gene for persistence . matthew : grandpa says i 'm a buchanan through and through . thanks for taking care of my dad . spencer : you 're welcome . matthew : dad ? i really need to talk to you . if you could just please wake up ? [ scene_break ] hugh : i want to apologize for my behavior at the jail . i should n't have been so tough . you 're not the one on trial . blair : well , if you mean that , then maybe you 'll tell me the truth here . i mean , could those reports -- could they be wrong ? dorian : `` reports , `` plural ? what are you two talking about ? hugh : evangeline williamson hired an outside examiner to perform a second autopsy , but it backfired , just confirmed the llantano county coroner 's findings . margaret cochran did n't drown . she was already dead when she hit the water . it seems she was strangled . dorian : oh , dear . blair : but forensics , they make mistakes . that body was very , very decomposed . i mean , is there a w that maybe the findings -- the findings have been corrupted somehow ? hugh : well , you can hire as many outside labs as you like . obviously , it 's your prerogative , but the results are going to be the same . blair : you sound very confident . hugh : i 'm thorough . you asked me to be honest . i 've never seen a case so airtight . [ scene_break ] r.j. : look , look , whatever jessica does in her spare time is her business , but whenever it 's near jamie , you 've made it mine . antonio : jessica loves jamie as if she were her own child . r.j. : what about this tess ? does tess love jamie ? antonio : tess is n't a factor . she wo n't be around jamie . r.j. : you have no control over her . what about that fire at my apartment , huh ? jamie could 've been killed . you know , i always thought there was something funny about jessica smoking . antonio : that was a long time ago . r.j. : i do n't give a damn how long ago it was , and you know you 'd be singing a different tune if it was lindsay . listen , leaving jamie alone with tess is like leaving her on the freeway ! it is not acceptable ! antonio : i would n't do that . r.j. : oh , you would n't know . antonio , i know the kind of damage that viki has done over the years when niki or one of her alters is out running loose . antonio : damn it , r.j. , i know a hell of a lot more -- r.j. : what ? what do you know ? no , you 've already done enough for me to win back custody ! look , if it were n't bad enough that you made up a girlfriend , trying to fool the court and hide the fact that your real girlfriend is unstable -- you 're just unfit ! maybe well - intentioned , but unfit , and i figure that 's all i need to make sure i get my granddaughter back by christmas . [ scene_break ] jessica : i 'm not tess , so do n't call me that . nash : i 'm sorry , it 's just for a moment there you really sounded like her . i 'm not trying to bring her out . it 's just i 'm worried about her . jessica : well , tess is lucky to have you . nash : you do n't sound too thrilled about that . what is it ? jessica : i just felt the baby move . nash : you really want this baby , do n't you ? yeah , you just look so ready . jessica : actually , i already , um , had a child , a little girl -- megan . nash : you had a child ? jessica : i got hit by a car when i was pregnant . she did n't make it . nash : uh -- i 'm sorry . jessica : ever since i lost her , it 's been like there 's something missing in my life . that 's why this baby is everything that i 've ever wanted . nash : could i -- could i just feel it , the baby , please ? [ scene_break ] matthew : dad , if you can hear me , squeeze my hand . bo : i can do better than that , son . matthew : dad ! you 're awake ! do you know you almost died ? your heart even stopped . bo : you do n't think i 'd give up without a fight , do you ? paige : what are you doing in bo 's room ? spencer : checking up on my patient . standard procedure . paige : i do n't want you alone with bo ever again . spencer : you know , paige , you 're really starting to sound paranoid . now , come on , now , if i wanted to dispatch bo , i would do it peacefully with a need full of drugs . but hey , where 's the challenge in that , huh ? besides , i 'm not the one who 's a murderer . [ scene_break ] blair : you said if todd is convicted , you were going to go for the maximum . is -- is that still your plan ? hugh : mr. manning killed his unborn child . i intend to seek the death penalty . blair : come on , the 's -- there are extenuating circumstances here . she tortured him . she raped him . hugh : according to todd . ms. cochran 's conveniently not around to tell her side of the story . i 'm sorry , but a rookie out of law school could convict manning with what we 've got . dorian : why are you still looking for witnesses ? hugh : we got a call from your neighbor , mrs. lambert . she did n't want to come forward until her fiancée was arrested . blair : what did she want ? hugh : she ran into todd the night margaret cochran was killed . in the hallway . he was covered with mud , his clothes were sopping wet . he said he had been caught in a sudden downpour , but that never -- never actually happened . she said he was acting strange so she went inside and watched him through the peephole . but he did n't go inside . he went downstairs . dorian : i am so sorry . hugh : i 'm afraid to have to tell you this , ms. lord . i 'm going to be calling you as a witness . dorian : what on earth for ? hugh : a waitress at the palace claims that you were present the night manning threatened to wring margaret 's neck . dorian : i have heard todd say a lot of hateful , murderous things . heaven 's sake , i could -- could write a book . but that does n't mean that i am going to testify against him now . hugh : then you 'll join mr. manning in a holding cell until you change your mind . good night . blair : hugh ? thank you for leveling with me . and thank you for standing up for me . dorian : oh , honey , anytime . i 'll always be there for you . however , i 'm not going to lie to you . i hope todd fries for what he did . dorian : honey , i 've told you i 'm not going to lie to you . there is nothing i would like for christmas more than to see todd on the receiving end of a lethal injection . blair : how dare you . dorian : it 's bad enough what he did to margaret and her unborn child , but what about what he has done to you ? for years and years and years , he 's dragged you through the mud , he 's made your life a nightmare . i mean , really , do you even remember what it 's like to feel happy ? blair : you know what , why do n't you go home and practice that testimony ? yeah , why do n't you do that , dorian , and let me remind you someday how you left my children without a father . dorian : oh , but i 'm sure spencer will be happy to step in , and the children wo n't have any trouble adjusting . the two men are so alike . they 're both killers . [ scene_break ] spencer : it 's the bullet i removed from bo 's neck . i thought you might like to have it , just a little reminder of how fragile life is , how suddenly we can lose a loved one , sometimes with no warning at all . just remember , paige , life can be taken away just as easily as it 's given . paige : is that some sort of threat ? spencer : happiness ? we could lose it in an instant . could be today , could be tomorrow , it could be on the most important day of your life -- as you 're walking down the aisle , for instance . just ask david about that one . paige : you heartless bastard . matthew : dad 's asking for you . paige : he 's awake ? do you have any idea how happy i am to see you ? bo : show me . paige : oh -- bo : oh . hey , is john still trapped in statesville ? paige : no . the siege is over . everyone got out fine , natalie , too . bo : natalie ? paige : it 's a long story . the important thing is everyone is safe . bo : thank god . matthew : i ca n't wait to tell rex that you 're ok . bo : rex ? paige : oh , he was pretty shaken . he insisted on riding in the medivac with you , and then he stuck around here till he was sure you were all right . matthew : i could tell mom , too . paige : yeah , why do n't you go . i 'll stay with your dad . matthew : ok . bo : yeah , take -- take your time , bud , ok , because i 'm not going anywhere . bo : all right , doc , give it to me straight . am i ok ? paige : yes . but it 's nothing short of a miracle . you flat lined in the o.r . spencer brought you back . bo : spencer ? paige : yeah . i 'm afraid you owe your life to my ex - husband . bo : oh , well . beggars ca n't be choosers . paige : well , it was the only option we had . the bullet was very close to the spinal column , and spencer is the best surgeon we have . bo : does that mean that now i have to like him ? hey . honey , you 're shaking . what 's wrong ? paige : nothing . it 's just relief . i was afraid i 'd never get to do that again . bo : do it again . [ scene_break ] marcie : hey . nurse : hey . marcie : how you doing ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'd better go . michael : well , you know what , you 're going to have to deal with john sooner or later -- sooner than later . natalie : no , i do n't . michael : yeah , you do . you love my brother . you still love cristian , from what i saw at the prison . you ca n't have it both ways , natalie . you 're going to have to make a choice . natalie : well , if i have to make the decision right now , i would wash my hands of both of them . michael : call me in the morning , let me know how your head 's doing ? natalie : yeah . thanks , doc . patched me up yet again . michael : happy to do it . natalie : see ya . michael : see ya . hey . marcie : hey . michael : what are you doing here ? marcie : oh , i just wanted to see how bo and john were doing . so how 's natalie ? michael : oh , you heard about cristian ? marcie : yes , i did . i mean , it 's great , but it 's weird . michael : yeah . marcie : and if natalie is just -- i -- michael : she 's got one hell of a case of denial . marcie : yeah , well , she 's not the only one . michael : what 's that ? marcie : never mind . michael : hey , hey , hey , i -- i get off work here soon , and i was wondering if maybe you want to go have a drink ? marcie : i do n't know , michael . i -- michael : come on , one drink to celebrate the fact that everybody made it home safe . marcie : all right , fine , one drink to celebrate . michael : great ! and we can drink to the fact that hughes is dead . marcie : what did you say ? michael : hayes . we can drink to the fact that hayes is dead . freudian slip . marcie : uh - huh . [ scene_break ] antonio : you know , if i were you , r.j. , i 'd worry less about jessica and a little more about the federal charges hanging over your head , because you ca n't help raise jamie from statesville . r.j. : now , wait a minute . are you offering to help solve my legal problems ? antonio : i still have friends on the force . maybe i can get you a deal . you name your partners and maybe you walk with a fine and a suspended sentence . r.j. : nah , my silence would n't be that cheap . antonio : i 'm only asking you to keep quiet about jessica . clint : everything ok in here ? antonio : yeah . clint : well , viki 's asleep , so why do n't you keep it down . i 'm going out for some air , and when i get back , i want you gone . antonio : so do we got a deal ? r.j. : two conditions . first , i get visitation starting immediately , and the second is i need a sworn statement from you that you wo n't leave jamie with jessica ever . [ scene_break ] jessica : no , do n't touch me . listen , i 'm sorry that you got dragged into this mess , but this baby is mine and antonio 's . i have to believe that . it 's the only thing keeping me sane . nash : what about all the time that i spent with tess ? do n't you think that it 's more likely that the baby is mine ? jessica : if it were up to tess , there would n't be a baby . she tried to get rid of it . nash : she 's scared . i 'm scared . this is a huge deal . but i 'm sure that as soon as she holds my baby in her arms , she 's going to love it with all of her heart . it might be what she needs to make her whole . i -- jessica : if that happens , i 'll die . that 's what you want , is n't it ? if you had to choose , you 'd end my life so you could be with tess . [ scene_break ] john : hey . heard you took a bullet for me and cris . bo : i always wanted a scar that told a good story . john : well , you know what they say , boss -- girls love scars . bo : what -- what 'd i miss ? john : you heard about natalie , right ? bo : yeah . i told her to stay away from statesville . john : yeah , well , i think she wishes she would 've listened to you . she 's pretty messed up . bo : i know what you 're thinking . john : yeah , what 's that ? bo : you always hurt the ones you care about the most . but -- ahem -- i do n't see it at way . john : the evidence does n't lie , bo . you and i both know that . hey , i 'll let you get some rest . paige : oh , actually , we 're going to take you for a c.t . scan just to make sure everything 's all right . bo : oh . john : that sounds like fun . you 'll have my report in the morning , boss . bo : no , no , you take your time , you get some rest , too . john : you , too . bo : ok . john : take good care of him . paige : oh , yeah . [ scene_break ] blair : no comment ! oh , damn it , todd , why did you do this to me ? [ doorbell rings ] blair : who is it ? spencer : uh , early christmas caroler ? just thought i 'd bring you some tidings of good joy . what has happened ? i promise i wo n't sing . what 's the matter , blair ? blair : it 's todd . the more time that goes by , the more evidence is stacked up against him . spencer : you 're not starting to doubt his innocence , are you ? [ blair sighs ] blair : i am doubting everything right now . i mean , how could he kill an innocent baby ? spencer : well , you just have to follow your heart on it , blair . i 'm sure there 's a logical explanation for this . blair : you really believe that , or you just playing me ? because if you 're that cold , you can go straight to hell . [ scene_break ] marcie : you know , i still ca n't believe that hayes is dead . i mean , in my head i know , but somehow it just does n't feel like he 'll ever be gone . michael : give it some time , you know ? marcie : yeah . and natalie ? i mean , can you imagine suddenly finding out that someone you loved came back from the dead ? i mean , if i was with someone else and al came back ? how do you make that decision ? how do you choose ? michael : i do n't know . you know , she -- she still loves cristian . but she definitely loves my brother , john , definitely . marcie : i feel terrible for her and for everything that she 's going through . but she does have two amazing men in love with her . michael : hmm , that is a quality problem -- i mean , if you 're going to have a problem . [ scene_break ] dorian : clint ! hello . i 'm meeting somebody here , but they seem to be late . wo n't you join me for a nightcap ? clint : ahem . well , dorian , i just had to get out and get some air and think , so i 'm just going to have coffee . dorian : oh , please do join me . of course , you must be thinking about bo . clint : we nearly lost him . dorian : you look exhausted . i 'm sure that , in addition , niki smith must be putting you through your paces . clint : in case you give a damn , she 's on ice at llanfair and there 's not a sign of viki . dorian : i hope you have a plan for bringing viki back . clint : well , what do you think ? it 's just that dr. jamison 's not available till tomorrow morning , so right now all we can do is wait . dorian : you know , both of my sisters have spent a considerable part of their lives in mental hospitals . clint : you know , i figured that you would just be a little more sensitive , considering your part in all this , but i guess that 's a little much to ask of dorian lord . [ scene_break ] antonio : there wo n't be any sworn statement . jamie 's going to settle down with jessica and me and our new baby . r.j : oh . well , then no deal . but thank you for the extra little tidbit . you know , nash had n't mentioned that jessica was pregnant . is she sure she 's the mother ? [ r.j . laughs ] r.j : well , you know , i can understand why you have no time to raise your own child . i mean , with all these new problems , you 're a very busy man . [ scene_break ] nash : you know , i 'm pretty sure that if you actually met her , you 'd like her . jessica : so what . it 's not going to happen . nash : come on , there 's got to be some way for us to make both of you well . jessica : i do n't want her well , nash . i want my life back . and right now i am fighting like hell to make that happen , and the baby is the only thing that 's keeping me going ! nash : you know , maybe tess has n't been around as long as you , but she is just as real . this baby is just as real to her ! she 's human ! all right , she has hopes , she has wishes , she has dreams , just like you . the only difference is she 's more lonely and more scared because i 'm all she 's got . i 'm the only person who cares that she 's even alive ! jessica : so does n't that tell you something ? nash : she is just as human as you ! jessica : do n't you get it ? i created he and right now i 'm trying to find out why ! my mom has risked her life to find out the truth ! jessica : oh , my god . i ca n't breathe . [ scene_break ] rex : uh , where 's the patient who was in here ? orderly : he is gone , sir . rex : what do you mean , `` he 's gone `` ? are you saying -- orderly : i am sorry . very sorry . matthew : what 's wrong ? rex : matthew , your dad was a great man , and he loved you very much . you know , he was one of the few good guys who always put everybody else ahead of him . bo : balsom ? rex : and -- bo : what 's this i hear about you hitching a ride on my chopper ? rex : bo , you 're alive ! matthew : see ? that prayer we said -- it worked . bo : you prayed for me ? rex : yeah , actually , uh , i s praying that , you know , i 'd get the money the l.p.d . still owes me on the cochran case . bo : yeah , ok . well , you know , in the future , if our situations are ever reversed , i 'll pray for you , too . that 's what friends do . [ scene_break ] r.j : well , this certainly has been an illuminating discussion , but i think i have everything i need . but , you know , maybe i should run jessica 's whole story through the media . i know i 'll have to drive a little distance to find a paper that 's not owned by the family , but i think it 's worth the trip . antonio : one visitation with jamie every other week -- r.j : oh . antonio : and i 'll help you with the charges , final offer . r.j : well , fine . one a week and we 've got a deal , but only because i need to see my granddaughter . [ scene_break ] nash : ok , you feeling better ? jessica : it felt -- felt like my chest was closing in . whew . nash : i 'm sorry , i should n't be here . you need your rest . i 'm going to -- jessica : no . thank you for helping me . you could 've used that as an opportunity to get tess out . nash : i am not going to take advantage of you , jessica . i wish you would believe that . jessica : you 're a really nice person , nash . i 'm sorry that we did n't meet under different circumstances . nash : is it the baby again ? jessica : yeah . jessica : it might be too soon to feel anything , but if you want to try ? nash : yeah . jessica : ok , go ahead . [ scene_break ] spencer : listen , i can understand you being upset , but i swear , blair , i 'm not trying to play you . blair : you -- you admitted that you were interested in me . spencer : i never denied that , i never did , but it 's not like i 'm harbor any deep , dark secrets or anything here , something you have to worried about . it 's not my style . blair : i 'm sorry . you know , you 're the only one outside of my family who 's actually supportive . spencer : and that makes you suspicious of me ? blair : yeah , a little . spencer : well , i suppose it only natural after all the lies you 've been told . if i have to pay for todd 's mistakes , then so be it , but i am your friend and i am not going to turn my back on you . blair : well , david and dorian think you have an agenda . spencer : you 're an independent woman . you can make up your own mind . blair : i do n't even know my own mind these days . spencer : then trust me . [ scene_break ] rex : hey , i 'm starving . what do you say we hit the cafeteria ? matthew : sure . we 'll be back , dad . bo : ok . thanks a lot , balsom . rex : yeah . later . bo : ok . rex : come on . bo : actually , i 'm tired . paige : i 'm kind of surprised you 're awake at all . you 've been through a terrible trauma . bo : i 'm starting to feel it , too . why does my chest hurt so much ? paige : c.p.r . bo : ah . it was really that close , huh ? paige : we 're very lucky , bo . we almost lost you . bo : and now i 'm starting to believe it . all i want from now on is just -- is to be happy , with you and with matthew . i do n't want to let anything get in the way of that . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'll trust you . but you 'd better watch your back because you 're on probation . spencer : that 's fair enough . blair : ok . spencer : i just think you 're going to need a friend , a friend to help you get through todd 's trial , that 's all . what if he 's convicted , blair ? blair : well , you think that 's going to happen ? spencer : you never know how a jury 's going to go . you really do n't . the important thing is that you continue to believe in him . blair : well , i have to . because if i did n't , my world would fall apart . [ scene_break ] antonio : so it 's a deal ? r.j : i hope this shows you how much i care about jamie and that i 'll do anything to get her back . i mean , i 'm only agreeing to bide my time because i think this whole thing is going to blow up in your face . i mean , i do n't understand how you can stand here all calm now . i mean , you got to know that nash is upstairs with jessica . maybe not . but i will be calling about my first visit with jamie ! [ scene_break ] nash : i ca n't actually feel anything . jessica : well , maybe it 's too tiny to feel from the outside . nash : yeah . jessica : i know how much you must miss tess . nash : the worst part is i -- i might never see her again . but when i 'm sleeping , i dream that -- i dream that she 's calling for me , but when i wake up , she 's not there . then i see you . you 've got her hair , her eyes , her lips . [ next_on ] clint : what secrets are you keeping about my daughter ? nash : i 'm not going anywhere . antonio : you 've got nothing to stick around for . nash : i think i do . evangeline : carlotta and antonio have n't heard yet . they have to be told soon . guard : got a visitor . spencer : hello , todd .
r.j. and antonio argue over who is the fit parent for jaime - him or antonio . they come to a compromise . antonio offers his help in getting the charges reduced against r.j. bo awakes , and everyone is glad that he is awake . rex visits him , and an orderly tells him that he is sorry , but bo is gone . rex begins to cry . he talks to matthew about how good his dad is when they wheel bo off the elevator .
guard : you sure you do n't want to eat ? margaret : oh ! spencer : we 're going to push now , ok ? this is it . ok , ready ? paige : ok , honey . spencer : one -- two -- [ scene_break ] adriana : rex -- i mean , are we really supposed to keep it a secret that michael and marcie have todd 's baby -- i mean , for the rest of our lives ? rex : we have no choice . you did n't hear the way that todd was talking about that kid like he was a piece of meat . i may only be tommy 's godfather , but i feel like i care more about him than todd does . adriana : michael and marcie love him so much . rex : i made the right call , adriana . nobody is ever going to find out that tommy is todd 's son . [ scene_break ] clint : agh . nigel : excuse me , gentlemen , dr. lord is here . clint : thank you , nigel . nigel : dr. lord ? come , come . dorian : oh . thank you , nigel . good morning , bo . bo : morning . dorian : good morning , clint . clint : morning . so , what brings you here ? dorian : i came over to show my support . i can just imagine how you all must 've felt when it was revealed that spencer came to town to get revenge on your family . bo : yeah , we were just talking about that . dorian : great minds think alike . bo : you talking about you and spencer ? clint : bo , come on . dorian : ho - ho ! that 's ok . i know bo is just funning me . after all , spencer is a psychopath . clint : well , pa is convinced that he drugged him on last new year 's -- you know , spiked his bourbon . bo : yeah . and the more i know about spencer , the more i believe pa . dorian : clint ? i hope you do n't mind my coming over here . clint : well , would it matter if i did ? dorian : now you 're funning me . of course it would n't matter to me . clint : dorian , we 've got important things on our minds this morning . if all goes well , spencer truman is going to be found guilty today . dorian : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] kelly : hey , guys . adriana : hey . kelly : hey . adriana : how are you ? kelly : good . adriana : how 's little zane ? kelly : he 's great , getting bigger every day . i 'll be able to take him home soon . adriana : to london , right , with kevin ? kelly : yeah . yeah . i 'm just glad i 'm in town to see spencer get his for what he did to kevin and me and the rest of the buchanans . adriana : hmm . rex : yeah , how weird was that -- thinking all these years he was a bastard buchanan ? turns out he was n't a buchanan at all . [ scene_break ] blair : i knew you 'd be here . todd : why is that ? blair : because you were thinking about the last time when you were the one on the stand waiting for the verdict . todd : yeah . that turned out great , did n't it ? blair : it was the biggest mistake i 've ever made , todd -- letting you go to your death and not believing in you . todd : ah . no harm , no foul , right ? blair : i 'm trying to make it up to you . todd : how do you make up for thinking that the man you love murdered his own son ? blair : by giving him his son back . hey . jack : dad ! todd : hey ! wow . [ scene_break ] thomas ' voice : freeze ! do n't do this , kid . natalie : i thought you were asleep . john : i woke up . you 're busted . natalie : hmm . ok , i was just -- i was just thinking about how wonderful it would be if spencer got a guilty verdict and then we could just move on with our lives . john : it 'll happen -- maybe even today . [ scene_break ] rex : starr and jack are your cousins . but you 've got to admit -- todd 's done a number on them . adriana : they 've had it pretty rough . rex : and tommy wo n't , not if he stays with marcie and michael . [ scene_break ] evangeline : oh . sorry i was late today . i could n't just put on a t - shirt and jeans like i wanted . cristian : you know , i do n't get that . why not ? evangeline : because i ca n't wear that to court . cristian : you know , it could be days before the jury makes a decision on truman -- days . evangeline : oh , no . it could happen today , and i have to be ready . oh ! marty : oh ! evangeline : god . cristian : whoa . marty : oh . [ scene_break ] dorian : heaven willing , the jury will see spencer for the monster that he is . i mean , his own brother wants to see him burn in hell . nigel : mrs. davidson is here . clint : oh , thank you , nigel . viki : thank you , nigel . clint : good morning . viki : clint . good morning , bo . bo : hi . viki : dorian , my goodness . what a surprise to find you here . is there any news from the courthouse yet ? bo : no , not yet . clint : well , viki , what brings you here ? viki : well , i just came to wait with all of you -- you know , show my support , but dorian beat me to it ! dorian : yes . i just came over to see if there was anything i could do to help , but i see that you are in good hands . clint , may i see you for just a moment alone ? clint : uh , yeah , yeah . i -- i 'll be right back . dorian : i 'll see you both in court later . bo : ok . viki : no , thank you . clint : all right . what is it , dorian ? dorian : i just want you to know that i 'm doing everything i can to make things up with adriana , just the way i promised you that i would . the wheels are in motion and it 's not just because of you -- it 's because i love her so much . clint : to pieces . dorian : ok . i admit it . i -- sometimes my love is over - the - top . clint : sometimes ? dorian : i am really , really trying to change , clint . i am , and -- and i 'm going to make everything up to adriana . clint : god help me , but i almost believe you . dorian : you better believe me . and i 'm going to see you in court later . clint : ok . dorian : and spencer is going to get exactly what he deserves , yep . that monster is going to burn . he 's going to rot in hell . bye - bye . viki : oh , believe me , i want to see spencer get what he deserves just as much as anyone . bo : i know . clint : viki , i thought you did n't believe in the death penalty . viki : i want him convicted , not necessarily executed . look , i 'm convinced that spencer killed thomas mc bain and i know for a fact that he engineered todd going to the death house . i would like to make sure that n never , ever breathes free air again . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , little man . what 's going on ? i thought you were n't too big on me . jack : me and mom had a talk . todd : you had a talk ? that 's -- that 's very grown - up . jack : that 's what she said . todd : yeah ? what else did she say ? jack : she said how it was n't my fault i was mad at you . doc spencer tricked me . he tricked a lot of people so we 'd think you were bad . todd : ah , yeah . but you do n't think i 'm bad now ? jack : i love you , daddy . todd : i love you , too . jack : then can i still be your little boy ? todd : can you be my little boy ? well , you 're getting a little big for that , but sure -- why not ? [ blair chuckles ] [ scene_break ] michael : boy , i got to tell you , that mrs. mc bain -- she is one hot mama -- probably the hottest teacher in the whole school . marcie : you keep talking like that and i 'm going to have to keep you after class . do you know how bad your daddy is , huh ? do you have any idea ? michael : yeah , i 'm bad . and when i 'm bad , i 'm very , very good . marcie : what are you doing here ? michael : well , you come by , you visit me at the hospital all the time . i figured i 'd bring tommy down and come and see you for a change . marcie : yeah ? well , why are n't you at work , dr. mc bain ? michael : dr. mc bain has dr. thomas covering him . marcie : ok . michael : and also , i thought something was going to happen at the trial , something important , you know ? and i -- i 'll be damned if i 'm not going to be there to see this guy who killed my father get the death sentence . you know , the -- the thing is i 'm just -- i 'm a little worried , you know ? i 'm just hoping that this -- this marty lady did n't convince the judge that -- that truman is crazy because if he gets to spend his time in -- marcie : well -- michael : a cushy institution , i 'm telling you -- marcie : what i saw the other day , she and todd hate each other enough as it is -- i mean , like we need anything else to make this case worse than it is . michael : if they do n't convict spencer , i 'm really seriously thinking of taking the law into my own hands and choking that -- marcie : michael , michael , you are just upset , ok ? you know you 're a doctor . you could never do anything like that . michael : oh , yeah ? well , truman 's a doctor . look at all -- look at all the things he did . marcie : yeah , well , you 're not him . and you 're never going to be like him . michael : i know . i know . marcie : what else ? come on . something else is bothering you . michael : blair . i 'm -- i 'm a little worried about the headaches she 's been having . marcie : oh , do you think that her brain tumor could be coming back ? i mean , it 's possible , right ? michael : no , i think it 's really stress - related more than anything , but i -- i got her an appointment for a c.t . scan with a neurologist buddy of mine and , you know , maybe if we get some good news today , this whole thing will just clear up . marcie : yeah . michael : hey . marcie : well , maybe after this trial , maybe we can all get back to our lives , right ? michael : yeah . [ scene_break ] starr : i ca n't believe what your mom did . i thought that dr. truman was finally going to get what was coming to him , and then she says that he 's not sane enough to stand trial ? cole : but if she thinks this truman guy is nuts , then he is . my mom 's areat shrink . starr : i do n't care whether he is sane or not -- he tried to kill my dad . cole : but if he 's crazy -- starr : i -- it -- it does n't even matter . if dr. truman does n't get what he deserves , i 'm going to make sure that he does . [ scene_break ] marty : oh , my god . i am so sorry . i can be such a klutz sometimes . ah . evangeline : are you sure that 's all it is ? what 's going on , marty ? marty : well , you think i did this on purpose ? evangeline : i do n't have time to get into this now . forget it , forget it . really , it 's ok . i 'll have to find something else to wear , i guess . i 'm -- i 'm soaked . cristian : i can give you my t - shirt . evangeline : and what are you going to wear ? cristian : i have this sweater . evangeline : your t - shirt and my jacket -- i do n't know . that 's not a good look . cristian : hey , why not ? look , they 're both blue . it 'll be nice . you 'll look like an edgy d.a . why not ? evangeline : guess i do n't have a choice . cristian : come on . nora : i saw that . marty : oh . you think i did it intentionally , too ? nora : well , no . it was an accident . can i have some coffee , please ? marty : well , i 'm glad somebody thinks so . nora : listen , evangeline is just out of sorts . that 's what happens when someone throws a curveball in the middle of your case . marty : i ca n't help what i think . nora : i know . but , see , i know you . evangeline does n't , so -- marty : you know , i heard she used to see john mc bain . nora : yeah . but she 's very happy with cristian now . marty : yeah . i can see that . i can remember feeling like that . nora : i 'm very sorry about patrick . i really am . marty : thanks . i miss him so much sometimes -- all the time . nora : been there , done that . marty : hmm . yes . i have heard that you 've had your share of trouble with men . nora : oh , men are nothing but trouble , so i 've sworn off of them . what about you ? marty : oh , no . even though patrick 's gone , he -- he took my heart with him , so there will never be anybody like him again . nora : oh , you should never say never . no , listen , evangeline and cristian -- they found love again you can , too . marty : somehow , i doubt that . [ scene_break ] john : were you looking at the ring ? natalie : no . no , i just -- i really want spencer to get the death penalty for what he did to your dad . i mean , and it 's great that we know that he botched up the post - op , and now it 's not just about the shooting . he went back to finish the job . that means lethal injection is definitely on the table . dr. sheridan : i 'm going to have to examine john now . natalie : ok . i wish i did n't have to leave . john : doctor 's orders . natalie : yeah , yeah , i know . i 'm not going anywhere , i 'll be right outside . spencer 's going straight to hell . [ scene_break ] bo : truman ? truman ! thought you might like an update . the jury has n't requested to have any of the transcripts reread . they have n't requested to see any of the evidence again . so it looks like they 're moving along pretty fast . usually , a -- a quick verdict is guilty . spencer : i 'm not worried , commissioner , or big brother or whatever you are to me . i 'm not worried -- i never pay for my sins . even if i did have something on my conscience , i 'd get away with it anyway . i always do . [ scene_break ] cole : i ca n't believe you 're talking revenge like that . starr : he tried to kill my dad . if he gets away with this , if he does -- cole : does what ? starr : it 's your mom 's fault . cole : hi , mom ? marty : hey , sweetie . how 's school ? cole : yeah , i just heard something about you and this guy truman and his trial ? marty : what 'd you hear ? cole : that you were trying to get him off . i mean , that 's not true , is it ? marty : cole , he 's seriously ill and i have to call it like i see it . cole : but are you sure ? i mean , this guy sounds like bad news . marty : yeah . i know what i 'm doing . why would you doubt me , sweetie ? cole : i do n't . i believe you , i do . i just -- you know , it 's just been tough , you know , since dad . marty : i know . cole : you know , it 's just you and me and i do n't want anything to mess things up , you know ? marty : no , it wo n't , ok ? it 's just the situation is a little complicated with dr. truman , and i have to do my job , and i 'm doing it as best i can . trust me ? cole : always . i love you , mom . i 'm on your side . marty : you know , every second that goes by means the jury still unsure . nora : you know , it 's funny how we keep ending up on opposite sides of court cases . marty : no , i am not on any side . they asked for my professional opinion and i gave it -- although not very well , or the case would n't have come back to the jury . nora : ok . listen to me . be very careful . spencer truman is a dangerous man and i think you have met more than your match in him , ok ? and i know this is a loaded situation for you . marty : but i can distinguish between my personal life and my job , you know ? hmm -- it 's dangerous not to in my field . nora : mine , too . marty : no hard feelings , then . we 'll both do our jobs as best we can and let the jury decide . nora : agreed . i do wish the best for you , marty . marty : you know , i appreciate that . nora : ok . well , i 'm going to go to the courthouse and see what 's cooking . marty : ok . nora : are you going to be going ? marty : yep . i 'll see you over there . i 'm parked out back . nora : bye - bye . marty : bye . mm - hmm . ah . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] adriana : hmm . hello ? yes , this is adriana cramer . yeah . of course i know your line . we featured it all the time in `` craze . `` no way . you -- you want to invest in my company ? uh -- yeah , yeah . i would love to meet with you . um -- just tell me when and where . ok . got it . great . thank you . i 'm looking forward to it . oh . i wonder how they even found out about me . [ scene_break ] cristian : i told you you 'd make it work -- a little knot in the back , a little tight and sexy . you look hot . evangeline : there you go , cristian , saving the day -- cristian : hey , hey . evangeline : as always . cristian : you know i 'm your man when it comes to taking off your clothes , right ? evangeline : yeah , i do know that . cristian : all right . evangeline : oh , god , i ca n't stand this . the waiting , it 's -- it 's going to get me . i just wish we had something else to do to pass the time , you know ? and i do n't mean that . cristian : i actually had something else in mind . evangeline : what ? cristian : come on . [ scene_break ] dr. sheridan : you can come back in . natalie : so how you doing ? john : ask the boss . dr. sheridan : the first graft appears to be taking nicely . i want to run the blood work to the lab and i 'll be back , hopefully with good news . but , remember -- no tv , no newspapers , no stress . john : yeah , yeah . thanks , doc . natalie : well , that was good news . john : i still have a long way to go . natalie : you 'll get there . john : i do n't know if it 'll ever be the same . look , i know what i look like . you know , it 's not a pretty sight . natalie : it is to me . john : i 'm just glad i do n't scare you away . natalie : not a chance . [ scene_break ] todd : so what 's going on in school ? jack : we 're making paper mashy snowmen for art class . blair : `` mashy `` ? what is it ? jack : mache . can you help me , daddy ? todd : doing paper - mache ? i do n't know if i 've ever done paper - mache , but i bet we could figure it out together . blair : i 'll bet you guys can , but right now , you 're going to be late for school , so marianne 's down here waiting . jack : bye . bye , daddy . todd : ok . bye , son . have a good day . blair : hey , give me a kiss . have a great day . [ blair sighs ] ahem . todd : now , i do n't know what to say . i -- blair : you do n't have to say anything , todd . todd : i 've been blaming you for a lot lately , but this -- blair : i know . todd : how 'd you get him to love me again ? blair : he never stopped loving you . he was just confused by what did . but i told you i was going to make it right and i 'm going to try to make it right for our whole family , and once spencer is convicted , then maybe it will be , right ? todd : maybe . it 's a start . marty 's voice : it 's a complicated situation with dr. truman . but i have to do my job , and i 'm doing it , as best as i know how . [ scene_break ] starr : you are so cute ! marcie : he is , is n't he ? if i do say so myself . michael : spoken like a true mommy . starr : you know what 's really funny ? he looks a lot like jack when he was a baby . michael : hmm . starr : huh . ooh . [ scene_break ] rex : i would n't wish todd on any kid . it 'd be like cursing them for life . adriana : what about starr and jack ? rex : my point exactly . adriana : no -- rex : those kids are going to need mucho therapy . adriana : no , i mean , tommy is their brother . what would they think if they knew that ? rex : it would probably just remind them how crazy margaret messed up their lives . adriana : or maybe they would get past it . rex : just because you 're related to somebody does not mean you want to be around them . like dorian ? adriana : ok , you made your point . maybe you 're right . maybe it would be too much for them . rex : it 's nothing they 'll ever have to worry about . because they 'll never know . [ scene_break ] natalie : evangeline , cris , hey . evangeline : hi . john : hey . evangeline : hey , yourself . we were trying to get in here for a while , but they would n't let us in . cristian : yeah , the nurse said we could only be here for a few minutes as it is . john : well , thanks for coming . evangeline : i ca n't believe it . my -- you 're here . i ca n't believe it . you 're alive . even if -- john : hugh was a good guy . evangeline : yeah . but , john , hearing about you was the best news i ever heard in my life . natalie : i 'm so glad you guys came . john : me , too . it really means a lot . cristian : what , you think i would n't be here ? i did n't save your butt back in statesville for nothing . john : oh , so you saved my butt now , huh ? cristian : all right , all right , i owe you one . i 'm just glad i get a chance to pay you back . john : me , too . any word from court ? evangeline : not yet . but i would n't be surprised if we hear something today , soon . [ scene_break ] guard : he 's all yours . marty : thanks . spencer : hmm . you . oh , no . marty : dr. truman -- spencer : shh ! marty : spencer ! spencer : shh . marty : stop . spencer : i 'm not through writing yet . marty : no , no , i need you -- spencer : i need -- marty : listen to me , ok ? spencer : i need more ink . i need more ink ! marty : dr. -- spencer , stop , please . just stop and listen to me . i -- i need you to -- spencer : i have words . i have words -- marty : come over here . spencer : in my head . marty : spencer -- spencer : words in my head -- marty : it 's ok , it 's ok . spencer : that have to come out , you understand . marty : ok , ok . we 'll -- we 'll get you a pen and some paper , ok ? guard ? guard ? guard , we need some help down here ! hurry . stop him or he 'll kill himself . [ scene_break ] michael : ok , so what you have to do is -- is try this , ok ? it 's great . you know , you go `` i love you this much ! `` marcie : that is not how you do it . michael : no ? marcie : no . you have to go `` i love you this much ! yes , i love you this much ! `` starr : oh . he 's so smart . michael : yeah , well , you know , we 're thinking of skipping preschool and signing him right up for mrs. mc bain 's class . marcie : oh , my class ? i 'm -- oh , wait , my class -- i totally forgot . [ phone rings ] my class is about to start . michael : oh , i got to take this phone call . marcie : oh . michael : i 'm sorry , guys . hello ? dr. mc bain . yes . yes , ok . yeah . immediately . marcie : did the jury reach a verdict ? michael : no , but the -- the judge wants all involved parties to meet back at the courthouse as soon as possible . marcie : ok . michael : i 'm -- i 'm going to go and see if lindsay can take care of him . marcie : ok . michael : and i will call you and let you know what 's going on , ok ? marcie : ok . starr : michael , could you let me know ? michael : absolutely . [ scene_break ] dorian : why , hello , adriana . adriana : are you spying on me ? dorian : of course not . i just happened to be here , i happened to see you , and i wanted to talk to you . my goodness . you 're wearing the same nail polish color i always use . looks nice . adriana : first of all , you never came here . and second of all , i do n't have time . rex is on the phone about the spencer truman trial . dorian : oh . has the verdict come in ? adriana : probably . why else would they be calling him ? dorian : oh , i want to get to the courtroom . i want to be there when that monster finay gets what he deserves for making so many people suffer . adriana : yeah . it 's nice when people are punished for those things . dorian : i am really sorry about that mix - up at the bank . adriana : `` mix - up `` ? is that what you 're calling it ? you know , get away from me , dorian . dorian : i would like you to start calling me `` mother `` again . adriana : well , you 're not my mother anymore . dorian : hello , rex . is the verdict in ? rex : all i know is the jury 's coming back into the courtroom . dorian : oh . well , then i 'll see you both in court . oh , adriana , you will be calling me `` mother `` again in no time at all . i 'm sure of it . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] clint : i 'll get that . viki : oh , nigel , hopefully that 's word from court . clint : hello ? well , what do you make of it , bo ? bo : i do n't have any of the particulars yet . clint : ok , i 'll be coming right over . viki : oh , my . clint : all right , that was bo . the judge has called the jury back in the courtroom . nobody knows why . viki : i 'm right behind you . clint : all right . nigel , you tell pa that we will call as soon as we know anything . nigel : i 'll be waiting by the phone , sir . clint : all right . viki : thank you , nigel . [ scene_break ] cristian : do they have a verdict ? evangeline : i do n't know . the judge asked to see the jury for some reason . natalie : well , what would that be about ? evangeline : i 'll let you know when i find out . cristian : well , let 's go . evangeline : we 'll see you soon . hopefully , with good news . john : i 'll see you . natalie : bye , you guys . cristian : bye , guys . john : how about you ? you want to go ? natalie : nope . i 'm sitting right here . if they do get a verdict on spencer , i do n't want you alone when you hear about it . you know what ? i 'm going to go see if i can bribe the nurse into giving us a remote , because there 's got to be some news about it . ok ? john : is it finally over ? [ scene_break ] bo : what 's going on here ? marty : it 's like i 've been saying . this changes things , do n't you think ? bo : it 's not my call . i notified the judge . he 's calling the jury back in , so there 's no telling how this is going to play out . get him back to the courtroom . guard : on your feet , truman . bo : and , truman , i do n't want you to think i 'm buying any of this . and i hope that the judge does n't , either . and then you 're going to find out what it 's like to be strapped to a table the last moment of your life on earth . get him out of here ! marty : that was a little harsh , do n't you think ? bo : well , you were n't here when it was manning that was strapped to the table . but you might have liked that . marty : oh , come on , bo . please give me some credit . bo : i 'm trying . now , you may be a good psychiatrist , marty , but you do n't know what you 're dealing with , because you were forced to carry around all this baggage from the past . marty : this is n't about todd and me . bo : i am glad to hear that , because you have no idea just how dangerous , how threatening that spencer truman can be . you side up to him , that 's the worst thing that you could possibly do . [ scene_break ] mark : new look for you , counselor ? cristian : personally , i think you look hot . evangeline : well , formidable is a look that wins cases , but i kind of like looking hot , too . cristian : well , i do n't think it 's going to matter at this point . i 'm sure the judge has something in mind . evangeline : yeah , i just wish i knew what it was . blair : well , we heard the news . todd : what 's going on ? evangeline : i do n't know . blair : let 's hope marty did n't do something . evangeline : well , maybe the jury just has a question . blair : well , let 's hope it 's that . [ blair sighs ] todd : hey , are you going to get that c.a.t . scan or not ? blair : yeah , i told you that i would , and -- and i 'm going to . are you going to come with me ? todd : no , i got something i got to take care of . blair : ok . todd : it 's really important . but i suppose it 's not as important as your health , so -- blair : well , wait a minute . it almost sounds like you care , todd . todd : yeah , it does almost , does n't it ? officer : control yourself , dr. spencer . todd : oh , that 's good . yeah , you play that crazy thing all you want . it 's not going to make a difference , spencer . in the end , i 'm going to win . officer : let 's go . take him up . this way . thank you , man . blair : what are you up to ? [ scene_break ] starr : are you ok ? you seem sketchy . cole : yeah . i think it 's just the steroids . you know , going cold turkey like that , my body 's just a little freaked out . and my brain a little , too . but you seem a little freaked yourself . is -- is something going on ? starr : something 's going on at the courthouse . cole : and you do n't know what 's going on ? starr : that 's it . i ca n't take this anymore . i 'm going to cut class and i 'm going to go there . cole : no , you ca n't do that . starr : i ditch all the time . i just really need -- marcie : no , you 're not . you 're not going to ditch , ok ? i know that you 're going crazy not knowing , starr , but you 're going to stay right where you belong , in school . [ scene_break ] viki : excuse me . sorry . you know , i think even though there 's a great deal at stake here , i really enjoy making dorian jealous . clint : oh , viki , that was beneath you , do n't you think ? viki : oh , no . no , no , no . you overestimate me . [ viki chuckles ] clint : well , dorian is a piece of work , and damned if i know why , but i still care about her . viki : well , until you get over that , you are damned one way or the other . [ scene_break ] bo : hey , mike . michael : hey . bailiff : court is now in session . all rise . blair : why are you so confident with everything on the line here ? judge : ladies and gentlemen of the jury , i 'm sending you home . unless you hear from a court officer , i expect to see you back here at 10 : 00 tomorrow morning . blair : evangeline , what happened to spencer ? evangeline : i do n't know . but if it has anything to do with the judge dismissing the jury early , we could be in trouble . [ scene_break ] natalie : i think she 's going to get us the remote . john : i hope it 's in time to hear the verdict , if there is one . dr. sheridan : good news . the blood work told us what we wanted . new blood vessels are growing . we 've also cultivated your own skin cells in the lab for further grafts . and it looks good . there 's no reason we ca n't proceed . john : proceed with what ? dr. sheridan : your second graft . i 'm having an operating room prepped . natalie : right now ? dr. sheridan : well , why wait ? john : it has to wait . dr. sheridan : but i thought this would be good news . john : it is . i -- it 's just i ca n't -- i need -- natalie : look , there 's news coming about his father 's killer . dr. sheridan : yes , but he can hear it when he 's waiting in recovery . john : no , i -- i need to know now . natalie : it 'll help . dr. sheridan : i 've rearranged my whole schedule for this surgery . natalie : honestly , doctor -- i mean , would it really matter if we waited any longer ? i mean , john 's been waiting his whole life for this . please . [ next_on ] nash : i had a little informal funeral for tess to say goodbye to her . reg : nice to see you again , tess . natalie : why would they bring the jury back ? john : i do n't know . todd : all right , spencer , say hello to mr. 9 millimeter .
later at court , dorian sees clint sitting with viki and it does n't take a genius for dorian to see that the woman is jealous . she enjoys bringing that out of dorian . clint thought that viki was above all that . she tells him that he overestimates her . michael is surprised by the way that he feels . he is a doctor and yet , if spencer gets off these charges , he thinks that he could choke the life out of the man if he gets the chance . marcie knows that michael could n't ever be capable of a thing like that . michael does n't know what she thinks that . `` spencer was a doctor and look at all the terrible things he did . `` starr comes to see the baby . she thinks that tommy 's gorgeous and he reminds her of jack as a baby . michael gets news , along with other parties to go back to court . no one knows why . todd and blair get the news . blair hopes that marty has n't done something to screw this up . evangeline feels that maybe the jury is being brought in to get instruction of some sort . john and natalie wait for news on the verdict . natalie hopes that spencer gets the death penalty for what he has done . the doctor wants to do another operation on spencer since his condition is getting better everyday , but he does n't want to be under when the verdict is read . he wants to know the second that there is something to know . natalie tries to sneak the remote so they can watch the television and get any bulletins that may air . adriana gets a call from someone who would like to invest in her company . she knows that company that wants to partner with her . it was featured in craze . she sets up an appointment to discuss the details . rex is comfortable in his decision not to tell who tommy 's real parents are . he feels that he is saving the child from years of therapy . he is sure that starr and jack are headed in that direction and if he can spare tommy that fate , then he will do it . adriana feels that tommy should be with his siblings . `` adriana , just because you are related to someone , does n't mean that you have to live with them like dorian ? `` adriana sees his point . dorian sees adriana and compliments her on her choice of nail color . she knows that one day the girl will be calling her ' mother ' again . spencer is brought into the courthouse and he is acting erratic as ever . todd finds spencer 's crazy act pointless . he will make the man pay one way or the other . blair wonders what is going on with todd . she finds him acting out of character . the doctor is really annoyed that john is refusing the surgery that has been set up for him . natalie begs the doctor to just hold off for a while , till the verdict comes in .
natalie : ah ! jessica : hey . why did n't you call me ? come here . natalie : because i really did n't want to listen to you gloat . jessica : hey -- the last thing in the world i 'd be doing right now is gloating . do you really think that jared could be grandpa 's son ? natalie : i 'm just waiting for the dna results like everyone else . jessica : well , it ca n't be true . natalie : better not be . nash : `` better not be `` ? so you 'd rather this guy was a grifter who 's cheating your family and using you than -- jessica : well , it 's better than finding out that you 've been making out with your uncle . right , nat ? natalie : ahem . [ scene_break ] jared : oh , hello . i was just reading about you . renee : ha - ha . did you find out anything that you did n't already know ? [ jared chuckles ] jared : well , let 's just say there is a wealth of material in here . renee : ha , ha , ha . jared : you . ha . how was the bank ? renee : oh , it only took -- what -- four hours . jared : hmm . [ renee chuckles ] renee : customer service ai n't what it used to be . i hope that 's not going to be true about b.e . now that asa 's gone -- jared : no . renee : but i supposed it 's inevitable . anything happen here while i was gone ? jared : uh -- well -- ahem . i guess you did n't hear . renee : what ? jared : nigel thought it was time to show bo and clint that -- that letter that asa left him in his will . renee : i see -- about asa 's son ? jared : yeah . uh -- it turns out that son is me . [ scene_break ] miles : how many hours did we spend on the balloon animals ? roxy : how many hours of community service you think we got left ? miles : i am not inflating the numbers . roxy : `` inflate . `` that 's a good pun , man . miles : listen , i -- i dot even want to drop a gum wrapper on the sidewalk considering my latest run - in with the police . roxy : well , i gave them an alibi and it checked out and you are in the clear , man . miles : yeah . it just bothers me that marty would think i 'd want to stalk her , or hurt her or cole . roxy : man , i understand the picture . you hear any word from them ? miles : no . roxy : you know , i know just what you need . miles : hair color ? roxy : yeah , something to keep your mind really busy . come on , take this in the back , stack it up . you know , i would help you but -- whew -- a woman 's work is never done . miles : hmm . roxy : hey ! what ? rex : you seen mike around the hotel today ? roxy : god forbid you should ever come here and , you know , find out what 's going on with your red - hot mama . or bring me any lingerie samples . rex : should i take that as a no ? roxy : why are you looking for mikey ? rex : he did n't show up for his court hearing today . adriana : the police have a warrant out for his arrest . roxy : oh , no . rex : yeah , the man 's lost his wife , his kid . he 's probably going to lose his career , too . that whole family -- their lives are ruined , and it 's all his fault . [ scene_break ] tv announcer : dr. saybrooke was killed instantly when the van in which she was riding went off the road and plunged off a cliff in ireland . blair : oh , my god . tv announcer : saybrooke 's late husband patrick thornhart 's political involvement may have been related . [ tv turns off ] langston : oh -- well , what about cole ? todd : what happened ? blair : it 's about marty and cole . [ scene_break ] ramsey : john ? john ? john : you killed her . ramsey : john , easy . john : might as well have held a gun to her head , you son of a bitch . [ scene_break ] natalie : how exactly is jared scamming me -- i mean , for sex ? not if he 's my uncle , and for money -- he 's a buchanan heir . jessica : what if he 's not ? natalie : how could he be faking it ? i mean , nigel had the letter the whole time . we saw that it was grandpa 's handwriting , and in fact , jared said he would take a dna test . jessica : uh - huh . natalie : okay . okay . even if he could be faking it , why would he -- for all the money that grandpa left us ? nash : let 's do a little recap . jared came to town openly wanting revenge on the buchanan family for what he says tess did to him , right ? okay , somehow , he gets to live in the mansion , somehow he gets himself invited to the reading of asa 's will , and somehow -- oh , my god -- he is the long - lost heir no one knew about of asa ? it 's a coincidence ? natalie : it happened before . jessica : i thought you said you did n't want to believe it was true . natalie : okay , all i 'm saying is that grandpa -- maybe he was wrong . that 's also happened before . nash : i 'm sure jared is as shocked by all of this as we all are . natalie : yeah , actually , he is . in fact , he does n't want to be grandpa 's son . jessica : ah . nash : natalie , take this from someone who 's been ripped off by this guy . natalie : okay . jared won that poker game and your vineyard fair and square . nash : i 'm sure that he did . write him off , before he hurts you . jessica : i think it 's too late for that . [ scene_break ] jared : yeah , it 's a shock for everyone -- for me , especially , but bo 's running a dna test to make sure that it 's true . renee : i knew it . i knew there was something , but i do n't need a test to prove it to me . i feel it in my heart . jared : huh . renee : i 've told you so many times how much you remind me of asa . of course you 're his son . what a blessing this is . jared : yeah -- i think -- i think you 're the only one in this family that feels that way . renee : it 's because they do n't know you the way i do . but we 're going to show them . the buchanans need something to celebrate and asa really knew how to throw a party . jared : i 'm not sure how i feel about all this . renee : you feel good about it . we 're going to put the champagne on ice and the buchanans are going to throw you a really fine soiree to welcome you into the clan ! clint : or boot him out of it , as the case may be . [ scene_break ] blair : um -- marty -- is dead . todd : what ? blair : yeah . well , we were just watching it on the news . apparently , she and cole were being held hostage in -- in ireland and now she 's gone . markko : man , i 'm so sorry . i do n't even know what to say . langston : i know how you feel . markko : so , are you okay ? i mean -- blair : hey , cole ? so sorry . i 'm so sorry . you know , i know that marty and i have n't always been friends , but you mean so much to starr and you mean so much to us , okay ? dorian : would it help if you could talk about it a little ? cole : i do n't know . it 's just so unreal . i just -- i keep thinking that i 'm going to go home and see my mom there . langston : i know . cole : i was in the van with her when it went off the road , and i was thrown clear . and john came up to get me and then we went to get my mom . blair : it 's okay . cole : then -- no , the van , it just -- blair : it 's okay , it 's okay . dorian : maybe you had just better leave him alone , huh ? [ scene_break ] ramsey : i am sorry for your loss . john : cole 's an orphan because of you . how are you going to apologize to him ? ramsey : i had a job to do . john : shooting out the tires of the van ? ramsey : they were being taken by a longtime wanted terrorist , a murderer . john : i had a deal with him . ramsey : that was your deal . i told you not to make it . john : oh , so that 's what this is about , is n't it , lee ? a woman 's dead because you had to win -- that 's what it 's always been about with you ! ramsey : oh , that was standard procedure , john . john : yeah . ramsey : you know that . john : i know . i see you got your side of the story on the record first . ramsey : hey , we got eight suspects . john : well , it 's good to know you 're not in it for the glory . ramsey : we saved a lot of lives . it 's not my fault you do what you do . i thought you learned that lesson after caitlin . john : you know , the bureau may not find out that a woman 's dead because of you . but sooner or later , you 're going to have to answer to a higher authority . ramsey : god ? oh -- i did n't think you were the religious type , john . john : no , lee , not god -- me . [ scene_break ] roxy : and since when is it miles ' fault that mikey skipped his court date ? miles : i think he means it 's my fault that he lost his wife and his kid . roxy : you know , you did n't know it was a bad thing to tell blair where tommy was . he did n't know todd was a psycho and he did n't know that michael and marcie were good people . and since when is telling the truth a bad thing ? rex : this from my mother ? adriana : look , okay , we 're not looking to blame anyone . we just want to find michael before he gets into any more trouble . roxy : well , maybe he forgot , he got distracted . you know , i forget my appointments all the time . rex : yeah -- ask your clients . roxy : well , at least i make it up to them . listen , you know , i could go to the cops and talk about him . i mean , if mikey needs a character witness , i 'm your broad . rex : that 's great , rox , but i do n't think anything can help mike now . [ scene_break ] jessica : i am sorry , natalie . this is all my fault . natalie : you have nothing to apologize for . in fact , i 'm -- i 'm glad that jared 's in our lives . nash : still ? jessica : that must 've been some kiss under the texas stars , huh ? natalie : you think that i 'm that easy ? jessica : no ! all i 'm saying is that i -- natalie : you know , yesterday uncle bo told dad that jared went to prison and they confronted him . jessica : what happened ? natalie : jared covered for you . he kept you out of it . jessica : he did ? nash : he 'll use it when he needs it . natalie : okay -- okay . why do n't you explain to me why jared would be coming on to me if he was planning to pretend to be my uncle ? jessica : well , so it would look like more of a shock to him ? that makes it more believable , does n't it ? natalie : that 's insane . nash : it 's brilliant . jessica : well , then he works you for the job at b.e . so he can climb the corporate heap . natalie : oh , nice . so , in other words , i 'm an incompetent idiot ? jessica : in other words , you fell in love with the guy , so now he can hurt you the same way tess hurt him . [ scene_break ] jared : are -- are you saying that we got the dna test results back and that i 'm not -- clint : no . we 're not expecting it until later today , possibly early tomorrow . renee : well , then why would you threaten to kick jared out now ? clint : nora and i are just saying let 's not kill the fatted calf and welcome this guy into the family until we 're sure there 's something to celebrate . renee : i am sure . nora : ahem -- but do n't you think a very smart and suspicious asa would want us to sort of vet out the new heir apparent ? renee : asa wrote that letter in his own words . he did n't like to be second- guessed . i do n't think i need to tell you that . jared : and it 's not like he left me any money -- just another seat on the board . renee : and there is n't anybody better qualified to take on his legacy at b.e . clint : if he is asa 's son , he 'll be equal with the rest of us . renee : you know , clint , i wonder -- are you just a little bit angry about what asa left you all , huh ? yeah , and you want to get even with jared ? clint : no , no . this is not what this is about . renee : and do you intend to show the same attitude toward him when you find out he really is your brother ? clint : renee , how can you be so damn certain about this ? renee : how can you be ? nora : jared , clint just wants me to ask you a few questions . renee : officially ? nora : as an outsider , i -- renee : as the district attorney ? nora : i can be objective . renee : you can say that you 're objective -- i know better . you 're taking advantage . nora : but he is n't ? jared : it 's okay , renee . i 'll be happy to answer any questions ms. hanen may have for me . renee : if you think he 's lying , why bother ? nora : and if you think he 's telling the truth , what 's the problem ? [ scene_break ] blair : why should i leave todd alone ? dorian : because those children in there need you more -- blair : no , those children -- dorian : now than he does . blair : those children need each other . dorian : do n't fall under his spell again . blair : what are you talking about , `` his spell `` ? what happened between marty and todd was -- dorian : excuse me ? is that a euphemism -- `` what happened `` ? rape ! that 's -- blair : dorian ! dorian : rape is what happened . he raped her , and now , she 's dead . blair : and he has never had a chance to make it right with her . look , he is -- he 's starr 's father . he 's hurting ! dorian : i knew this was n't just an arrangement . you love him . yes -- you love him so much , you went traipsing around , helping him look for his son . you love him so much , you 're going to go out and find him now , throw your arms around him and make him think -- blair : what ? what , dorian ? what ? dorian : i ask you . that kind of behavior from you -- what does that say to him about who you are in his life ? blair : it tells him that i 'm his wife ! [ scene_break ] langston : do you want us to stay ? go ? dorian : cole , how about we fix you something to eat ? starr : thank you . langston : i -- i 'll help . starr : come on . langston : you know , ever since you found out about my parents and offered to help , i feel like nothing has gone right for starr and her family . it 's like i 'm walking bad karma . dorian : what ? you absolutely know that is not true . langston : i just wish nobody ever had to go through this . it 's the worst feeling in the world . [ scene_break ] cole : you know , my mom was n't much older than us when she found out she had lupus . so she always knew she was going to die young , but -- starr : just not this way . cole : there 's so many questions that i 'm not going to get answered now . she said my dad was murdered . markko : what ? cole : he died protecting us . she died protecting me . she promised me -- she promised me we 'd both make it . you know , when we got into that van , i thought everything was going to be okay . we did n't make it . we crashed . i do n't even know why . cole : why did she have to die ? [ scene_break ] ramsey : i do n't answer to you . john : you should n't have come back to llanview . ramsey : i need your statement . john : so the bureau cares what really happened ? ramsey : oh , a formality . you sign off on my report . john : a woman 's dead because of you -- there 's no way i 'm signing off on that . [ scene_break ] natalie : i got to know jared that night underneath the stars . jessica : okay . natalie : and , you know , that whole lecture that you gave me back before we left texas about how you knew jared so well because you used to be him ? jessica : you did ? natalie : anyway , you said that i should run as far away as i can because i might turn out like claudia . what if i turned out like jessica ? happy and in love -- would that really be so horrible ? nash : if he 's your uncle ? yeah . natalie : okay , and what if he 's not ? jessica : natalie , i feel you got involved with jared to protect me and now i feel like i should be protecting you from him . natalie : right , from the man that jared was . nash : and you 're convinced that he 's changed . natalie : a man showed up that went to prison with jared and he was trying to shake him down for money . i saw what doing time did to him . but he 's getting past it . jessica : by trying to take what 's yours , mine , and bree 's . natalie : you know what ? i really do n't have time to argue about this . in fact , i 've got more important things to do like praying to god that i have n't been making out with my uncle . jessica : how do you think i feel ? i slept with him . nash : thank you for that . jessica : sorry . natalie : first of all , that was tess . second of all , at least -- at least you 're not related to him by blood . jessica : well , if it 's any consolation , natalie , i 'm pretty sure you 're not , either . natalie : i ca n't -- i ca n't keep defending jared to you . i -- i 'm -- i 'm just sick of this whole thing . i mean , really , do you -- do you think that i want to fall for someone that i ca n't have ? the problem is i just -- it 's already happened . [ scene_break ] jared : you know , i 'm not a very good liar to tell you the truth . my mom always said that my ears turned red . [ jared chuckles ] nora : who is your mother ? jared : no one you know . clint : we 'll need a name . jared : i thought all you needed was a dna test . look , i did n't come to llanview to worm my way into this family as asa 's son . nora : okay , back to your mother -- did she raise you by herself ? jared : she had no choice . nora : hmm . where is she now ? jared : dead . renee : i 'm sorry . jared : no , it happened a long time ago . nora : um -- did she ever talk about your father ? jared : yeah . nora : what did she tell you ? jared : she told me that he died when i was a baby . nora : were you ever curious about him ? jared : my mom was all i needed . renee : what was her name , jared ? jared : you know , she 's not -- she 's not mentioned in the chapter on women in asa 's book , but her name was valerie . nora : valerie banks ? jared : yes . she was a great lady . nora : hmm . where were you born ? renee : i think that that 's enough of all this . clint : that 's okay , because we 'll soon get the answers that we need from the crime lab . after all , dna does n't lie . [ scene_break ] rex : wonder if this made the news . roxy : yeah , i doubt it . it 'd have to be a real slow news day in llanview . adriana : well , tommy 's disappearance has been national news . i would n't be surprised if the press picked this up . [ rex turns on tv ] tv announcer : and let 's hope that cute little guy finds a home in time for the holidays . now , to recap our top story , llanview resident dr. marty saybrooke has died in what early reports are calling a terrorist - related shootout near dublin , ireland . miles : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] cole : the last couple of days before all this started , my mom was on the road with john mcbain . starr : helping look for my little brother . cole : yeah , and she was only supposed to be gone for a few days and she used to call me all the time and if i did n't answer or call her back right away , she used to get so upset . it used to be us two for so long and i ca n't believe it 's just me now . [ scene_break ] blair : todd ? todd : hey . i could n't stay in there . last thing cole needed was to have to stand there and look at me . blair : you had nothing to do with this . todd : i raped his mother , blair . i raped his mother . i ruined her life . now her life 's over . [ scene_break ] ramsey : you sign off on what happened in a hostage situation , by the book . john : by the book , you negotiate hostage situations . that 's what i was doing . ramsey : no -- uh -- if you had followed my lead -- john : i should 've killed you when i had a chance . ramsey : oh . oh , ho , ho , ho . why did n't you ? why do n't you ? you 're a coward . you tell me you make your own luck ? your luck is all bad , especially with women . john : she mattered to me . she mattered to her son ! ramsey : okay , try it . spend your days at statesville . john : you know what ? it would be worth it . ramsey : is this supposed to be eye for an eye ? john : how can that be ? your life is worthless . marty 's meant something . ramsey : marty was because of you ! john : you ca n't even admit when you 're wrong , can you ? ramsey : the mistake i made was bringing you along to do a professional job . john : so there 's one murderer still out there , and that 's you , but not for long . [ scene_break ] roxy : miles , i know how much you loved marty . we got to do something . rex : i 'll call bo , find out what he knows . miles : i have to go . adriana : i really do n't think you should be driving right now , miles . miles : no , i -- it 's -- i 'm -- it should 've been me . marty 's dead . [ scene_break ] starr : no , cole , you -- you have all of us . you have my aunt and you have my -- my mom and my dad . he hired people to find you . he cares . cole : i need some air . starr : well , i 'll go with you . cole : no , i want to be alone . i have to get used to it , right ? starr : i 'm going with him . langston : no , starr , do n't . [ scene_break ] blair : you did not ruin marty 's life . todd : i gave it a shot . blair : she had a full , wonderful life , todd . she was a doctor , had a terrific marriage , and she has a great boy . todd : yeah , who 's now an orphan . blair : she was very happy . she was starting up something new with john . you know , and what happened in ireland -- todd , it had nothing -- nothing to do with you . todd : you know , the last time i saw her , in new orleans , she asked me what we could do together to make it easier for starr and cole . and i said there 's nothing i can do . i just wonder if i had said , `` i 'm sorry , marty . forgive me . `` and now , poor cole . no home , no family . i mean , this should be his home . it should be a home in which he feels safe and comfortable , and he does n't feel safe and comfortable because of me . because i 've chosen to give him such a hard time . blair : no . look , we both gave cole a hard time , because we thought we were going to lose our daughter . todd : yeah , because -- [ todd chuckles ] todd : because we thought she 'd find out what i had done to his mother . blair : you know , marty came back to llanview with cole . she knew that you were here . you faced her , she faced you , and you both -- both of you guys were very , very strong . now , i think we 're lucky that our kids actually get along , let alone they -- they love each other . todd : i look at cole and i see myself there . just a few years older than he is , and marty was just a few years older than starr is . i took away her youth . i did n't know what it meant then . i know now . i know exactly what i did to her . and she never got over it , i do n't think . maybe she was just about to move on from it . but it does n't matter now . she 's dead . blair : we 'll help cole get through this , todd . todd : do you think he 's going to let me help him ? i do n't think so . i mean , it 's like you said -- yeah , she was a great mother and a great doctor , and a -- and a widow trying to raise a kid . but none of that 's going to matter in the papers . you know what the papers are going to say ? they 're going to say she was just some college chick who got gang raped . that 's the legacy i gave her . that 's the legacy i gave her . blair : it 's not going to say it in `` the sun . `` todd : she deserves to be remembered for who she was , not what happened to her . she deserves so much more than she got . [ scene_break ] renee : jared , how would you like to share a cup of tea while clint and nora sort all of this out ? jared : i would love to . nora : renee , i 'm very sorry if you feel that i 've overstepped . renee : did you ever in your wildest dreams think that asa was going to leave you this mansion , or that he would have another son and i 'd find that out ? nora : no . renee : he was full of surprises . i rest my case . we 'll see you all a little later . clint : thank you . nora : i did n't do anything . i could n't very well go for his jugular in front of renee . clint : did n't seem to stop renee . nora : yeah , well -- i mean , i 've questioned people before . he is being evasive . i could break him next time . clint : yeah , well , maybe you wo n't have to if our dna test goes our way . nora : yeah , well , then i will be questioning him officially . [ phone rings ] nora : oh , excuse me . i have to get that . oh , yeah . hi , stephanie , what 's up ? oh , you know what ? you need to do me a favor . you need to cancel my lunch tomorrow with judge dean , okay ? what ? no , i have n't seen any television or radio . what are you talking about ? what ? oh , god . okay . clear my schedule for the rest of the day , will you , please ? clint : nora , what is it ? nora : that was stephanie , my assistant . it 's -- it 's apparently all over the news . it 's marty saybrooke . marty -- marty saybrooke is dead . clint : oh , god . what happened ? nora : it was a car accident in ireland . i do n't -- i do n't really know the details . clint : what about cole ? nora : he 's fine , i guess . as fine as you can be when you 've lost both your parents . clint : where is he ? nora : i do n't know . i 've got to go find him . i -- ca n't let him go -- i ca n't let him be alone right now . clint : nora -- nora : oh , god , i was hoping so much that marty 's life was together , you know ? i just wanted it -- clint : i know , i thought that , too . nora : i have to go . i have to go and -- and find cole and give him a place to live and -- i 'm sorry to run out on you like this . i have to find him . clint : look , nora , you do what you have to do , and do n't worry about anything here , all right ? nora : thank you . clint : call me . keep me posted . nora : yeah , i will . [ scene_break ] jessica : natalie , what can i do to make this easier ? natalie : stop saying that jared 's so awful and that i am so stupid . jessica : natalie , come on , i 'm not . natalie : no , i 'm serious . look , i mean , at least for the time being until we get the dna results , could you just let it go ? nash : sure . natalie : all right , i -- i got to get back to work . jessica : okay . so do i . all right , all right , all right , all right . [ jessica chuckles ] natalie : see you , guys . jessica : whoa . miles : natalie -- natalie : miles , what wrong ? miles : you mean , you did n't hear ? they found marty . natalie : well , that -- that 's great . they -- miles : no , no . you do n't understand . she 's -- she 's gone . [ scene_break ] todd : remember when we were in new orleans and john asked me to help look for marty ? blair : mm - hmm . todd : how much attitude i gave him ? blair : oh , come on , todd . you were frustrated . you were looking for your son . but you did eventually help him . todd : yeah , a couple minutes down at the gas station -- asking around there . and then i came back to the hotel and i just went ballistic on john because he said he was going to give up the search for my son to go looking for marty . blair : well , you know what ? i thought -- i -- i thought maybe she was just going to have a hard time dealing with , you know , her new relationship with john , and then she bolted and came back here . i had no idea that she was in that kind of trouble . todd : and her last few moments , she had to spend with me . blair : well , you know what ? maybe that gave her some closure . todd : oh , i told you , i was a jackass to her . just a -- just a jackass . she tried . i should have been the one to offer her something , but i just could n't . blair : there 's nothing that you can do about this now . todd : yeah , there is . [ scene_break ] ramsey : i shoot you now , it 's self - defense . john : you know , go ahead and shoot me . i do n't care . before you do , at -- at least admit it , lee . you shot at the tires on that van and an innocent woman got killed . cole : what ? ramsey : hey – [ scene_break ] jessica : miles , what do you mean , `` marty 's gone `` ? what -- the police lost her again ? miles : no , no , she 's -- she 's -- she died . she 's -- natalie : what ? oh , my god -- miles . oh . [ scene_break ] starr : what if he does n't come back ? dorian : he will . starr : no . i said something wrong . i always say something wrong . langston : starr , trust me . there 's nothing you could 've said to make him feel better . dorian : besides , when he does come back , and he 's really willing to express his feelings , it 'll make a huge difference . langston : it did for me . markko : i 'll go look for him . starr : would you , please ? i just want to stay here just in case he comes back . langston : yeah . call me later ? markko : yeah , sure . starr : well , i wonder where my parents went . langston : come on , let 's go wait upstairs . starr : yeah . um -- and if cole comes back , please let me know immediately . dorian : oh , absolutely , i promise . starr : thank you . dorian : and -- wait a minute . kids , here -- here you go . a little snack for the room . [ doorbell rings ] [ scene_break ] blair : so , what are you going to do , todd ? todd : i 'm going to put my kids first , like i promised marty i would . blair : you already do that . todd : i do n't know when i decided to seek custody of margaret 's kid , i told myself what a great father i was because i was going to -- i was going to set aside how he was conceived -- blair : well , that 's -- that 's a great thing . todd : but what kind of a father would just jerk a kid out of a loving , caring home , and say , `` oh , i think you should be raised by somebody like todd manning `` ? blair : all right , you know what ? you can stop right now , because you are a terrific father , and you know that . and you know what ? sometimes , you can actually be a very good man . todd : but what i did to marty was the worst thing i 've ever done in my life . the very worst thing i 've ever done in my life -- in a long line of worst things . i do n't deserve the two kids in there . i do n't -- and i sure as hell do n't deserve tommy . that 's his name . he 's their son , he 's not my son . not in any way that 's meaningful . i do n't deserve him . [ scene_break ] cole : get back ! john , you , too , get back ! i 'm not kidding ! get back ! john : okay , okay . i 'm back . cole : so that 's what happened , huh ? he shot the tire out from the van ? caused us to go over the edge ? the reason why my mom is dead ? john : cole , put the gun down . ramsey : put down the weapon , son . cole : what did you call me ? `` son `` ? it 's because of you i 'm no one 's son . john : just do it , cole . put the -- cole : step back ! john : put the gun down . cole : he killed my mom ! [ next_on ] charlie : where 's viki ? moe : she 's gone , charlie . jessica : mom -- viki : i 'm home . todd : will you stop worrying about me , blair ? i 'm leaving you . ramsey : you do n't know how to shoot that . cole : you want to bet ?
natalie is on the computer in the living room at llanfair when jessica and nash come to visit . jessica begins to ask her if it is true that jared is asa 's son . jared sits on the sofa in the living room in asa 's mansion . he reads the book centered on the many lives and loves of asa buchanan . renee comes in to join him and wants to know what had been going on since she was gone . jared lets her know that nigel read the letter that asa had left and it was revealed that he was asa 's son . miles and roxy are going over the books to determine how many community service hours they have left . roxy gives miles a box of hair dye to be put up in the back of the beauty shop when rex and adriana come in . rex wonders if roxy saw michael . blair , langston , markko , and dorian find out from the news on television that marty saybrooke was killed when the automobile in which she was riding went over an embankment . todd comes in and wonders what is going on . blair lets him know that it is about marty . starr and cole come into the living room arm - in - arm . john stands on the dock and remembers how the van exploded with marty inside . ramsey comes up behind him . natalie wants to know why jared would fake being asa 's son . renee is happy that jared is asa 's son . clint and nora walk in on renee telling jared that she is going to throw him a big party . blair explains to todd that marty was killed . everyone offers cole his / her condolences . nora finds out via the cell phone that marty had been killed . todd feels guilty that marty was killed . john attacks ramsey for being the cause of marty death . the two have a big brawl . ramsey pulls a gun on john . in fighting , the gun falls to the floor and lands at the foot of cole . cole picks it up and holds it on both john and ramsey . miles heads to natalie for comfort in the death of marty .
john : hey . natalie : hey . good book ? john : yeah . apparently , it 's a bestseller . natalie : yeah . lots of people having babies . john : makes me feel better , you know ? if they can do it ... natalie : you 're going to be fine . plus , there are tons of people who just ca n't wait to help us . and wait till the baby shower , 'cause you 're not going to believe all the stuff we 're going to get . people just get generous when it comes to babies . john : yeah , i guess so . i saw marty earlier . she had a present for me . [ scene_break ] [ keys jingle ] [ cell phone vibrates ] rex : not a good time . kelly : i have to talk to you . rex : i 'm in the field , kelly . i ca n't talk . kelly : so just listen . i 'm a drink away from telling joey i love him . [ scene_break ] clint : so is this your new girlfriend ? joey : no . aubrey is not my girlfriend . aubrey is the woman i 'm going to marry . viki : you 're engaged , joey ? joey : no , not yet . i have to ask the woman first . aubrey wentworth , will you do me the honor of accepting my proposal ? marry me , aubrey , and make me the happiest man on the planet . [ scene_break ] echo : mmm . mmm . [ phone chimes ] bo : oh , sorry . it 's -- it 's from nora . i 've been waiting . inez : oh , please , go ahead . bo 's voice : `` i 'm still furious about what you said last night . i honestly do n't know if i can ever forgive you . `` inez : is everything okay ? is that bad news ? bo : yeah , you could say that . inez : what happened ? bo : my wife has lost her mind . [ scene_break ] eddie : this thing got any good games ? nora : all right , this is enough , eddie . just untie me . eddie : solitaire ? something ? nora : okay , do n't untie me , but can i at least speak to my husband ? eddie : oh , good idea . so you can tell him where we are . nora : so , i can tell him that i 'm okay . eddie : oh , sweetheart ... by the time we 're through here , he 's not going to care . nora : what are you talking about ? of course he 'll care . oh , god . what little plan are you hatching in that pea brain of yours ? eddie : honestly , is that even smart ? insulting the guy what grabbed you up ? and while we 're on the subject , this thing is useless . no pictures , no games -- nothing ! nora : eddie -- eddie : what ? nora : why wo n't my husband care that i 'm missing ? eddie : well , i do n't know . maybe that little text you just sent him might dampen his enthusiasm for you . nora : what are you talking about ? i did n't send a text . is that what you 've been doing ? you 've been texting him from my phone ? eddie : now , that 's using your pea brain . nora : what did you send him ? [ scene_break ] inez : what happened to nora ? bo : she 's pretty ticked off at me . inez : you two had another fight ? bo : yeah . and i said something that i should n't have said . she took off . inez : but where did she go ? bo : i do n't know . and i do n't know when she 's coming back . and she wo n't give me a chance to make things right . inez : this is my fault . bo : no , no . inez : it is . yes . nora does n't trust me and you 're always having to defend me and it 's an impossible situation . and i 'm -- i should go . bo : where are you going ? inez : i do n't think that she would appreciate you talking to me like this . your marriage is none of my business . bo : but the fight we had ... it was about you . [ scene_break ] john : there was a fight on cole 's cell block and he got dragged into it . natalie : great . one more thing marty can blame on me . john : i made a couple calls and i got cole transferred to another cell block . i think she just wanted to thank me so she got me something . natalie : she did . john : mm - hmm . hey , look , for what it 's worth , she 's trying , natalie . natalie : i hope you 're right . so what did she get you ? john : you 'll have to ask her . [ scene_break ] marty : i was all ready to give this to john -- let him see that the baby natalie 's carrying is brody 's and not his . but when i looked at his face , i ... he 's done so much for us -- for us , i just could n't do it . not that natalie does n't deserve to be exposed and ruined . but i -- i could n't be the one to take away john 's baby . i could n't do it . i could n't tell him . not after everything he 's -- everything he 's done for you . [ scene_break ] rex : okay , then , good luck . kelly : it 's going to take more than luck . i need some advice from the male perspective . rex : men like to hear it straight out , okay ? do n't beat around the bush . we 're easily confused . just lay it out there . joey may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer , but even he 's smart enough to know what 's good for him . you 're one in a million , kelly . he 's lucky to get another chance with you . kelly : really ? rex : what are you afraid of ? the competition ? please , you 'll blow him away . why would he waste his time with somebody else when he 's already got you ? [ scene_break ] aubrey : joey , i -- oh , i do n't know what to say . joey : say yes . clint : i think what the young lady is trying to say , joey -- if i may -- is this is a little sudden . i 'm sorry -- aubrey ... aubrey : wentworth . clint : that 's a very nice name . aubrey may need some time to get her bearings , so why do n't you slow down a minute . joey : i do n't want to waste another second . i love you , and i want to marry you and have kids and a home and a life together . viki : sweetheart , listen to me . those are all wonderful things , but you 've obviously taken aubrey completely by surprise . it might be too soon to have that conversation . clint : we just met the young lady and she just met us . we need a chance to get to know each other , joey . and at that business meeting in london about a month ago , you never even mentioned aubrey . joey : well , i had n't met her yet . viki : you 've only known each other -- joey : for a couple of weeks . what does it matter how long we 've known each other ? i love her , she loves me . she 's going to make a great buchanan . viki : i have no doubt about that , but , darling -- joey : what ? viki : honey , it 's too fast -- for aubrey . for all of us . joey : you know , i expected this from dad , but from you , mom , i thought i could count on you . viki : oh , joey ... joey : maybe your troubles with charlie has just made you cynical about love . [ scene_break ] charlie : mm - hmm . stop ! echo : i 'm so -- i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i just -- ah -- it 's the -- that effect you have on me . charlie : yeah , well , it ca n't happen again . echo : why not ? charlie , why not ? i mean , we had a good run back in the day . charlie : no , no , no . it was different back then . i was different -- echo : i know , i was different , too . i was lost and confused and i was desperate , but i know what i want now . chuckles , i want you . i want another chance . i mean , we could have had a family back then . we can still have a family now . just -- just tell me that that 's what you want , too . [ scene_break ] kelly : whoo , whoo , whoo -- where 's the fire ? dorian : hello , darling . i 'm sorry . i ca n't stop and chat . i 'm on a mission . kelly : now what ? dorian : i have to save my friend viki . [ scene_break ] clint : your mother 's issues with charlie , whatever they may be , have nothing to do with you and this young lady , who , i 'm afraid , you have put on the spot . aubrey , this is not the first time that joey has put the cart before the horse . viki : sweetheart , do n't you think this was a bit rash ? joey : you 're right . it was rash . rash to assume that you 'd be happy for us , that you 'd welcome aubrey in to the family the way she deserves . viki : oh , joey , for heaven 's sakes ... joey : no , aubrey , i want to apologize for my parents . i thought they 'd be a little bit more understanding . clint : we have been plenty understanding , joey . joey : i wanted to share this moment -- to share our love -- because i love them . and despite how cold they are right now ... viki : joey ... joey : they really are wonderful people . and i promise you , you 're going to love them as much as i do . make me happy and say yes . aubrey : i ca n't do that , joey . i 'm sorry . i have to say no . [ scene_break ] charlie : echo -- no , please ! now , we both know that you have had too much to drink . so why do n't you just head up to your room before you say something that you 're going to regret tomorrow ? echo : i have had a lot regrets in my life , chuckles . i have , but kissing you just then -- that was the best thing i 've done in a long time . you have to admit that you do n't regret it , either . charlie : well , you 're wrong ! echo : but you kissed me back . charlie : because you kind of caught me off - guard . i ... echo : well , you took your sweet time coming to your senses . charlie : well , i 'm sorry . echo : no , you 're not . that kiss meant just as much to you as it did to me . anyone with eyes can see that . [ scene_break ] kelly : i take it this is n't good news . dorian : well , it should n't happen to anyone . i ca n't say anymore about it , except it does involve charlie and that sleaze echo . kelly : i 'm not looking for any more details , but i am wondering why you seem so happy with this bad news you ca n't wait to run over and tell viki about . dorian : if your relationship were on the rocks , would n't you want to know about it ? but then of course , you would have to have a relationship . kelly : oh . okay . let 's not go there , dorian , unless you want me to remind you of your own recent history . i 'm just saying ... dorian : well , i 'll just say this . i had a lot of fun in the past , and i 'll have a lot of fun again . kelly : and so will i -- if i have anything to say about it , because i am about to win back my very first love . dorian : joe ? [ scene_break ] joey : you 're turning me down ? aubrey : do n't misunderstand me , please . i love you . joey : and i love you , too . that 's why i want to marry you . aubrey : but not like this , joey . your parents are right . it 's just -- it 's just a little too soon . let 's enjoy what we 're feeling about each other . it 's wonderful . why spoil that by rushing things ? i have to get to know your family and friends . joey : you will . and i want to meet yours , but we have the rest of our lives to get to know one another . aubrey : and i 'm sure some people do it that way , and maybe they even get their `` happily ever after , `` but -- joey : i thought that 's what made us different . we trusted our instincts . we were not afraid to make a leap of faith . aubrey : i know , but it 's not just us , joey . i ca n't do this to your parents . viki : you know what ? we 're going to let you two talk this over , okay ? aubrey : no , it 's okay , mrs. banks . spend some time with joey . after all , we do have the rest of our lives to be together . clint : smart girl . joey : she 's amazing . and now , thanks to you , i think i just lost her . viki : oh , joey , for heaven 's sakes , you have n't lost anything . if anything , you 've discovered you are dating a very thoughtful young woman . clint : before you marry someone , you should check them out thoroughly . trust me , i ought to know . [ scene_break ] nora : eddie , tell me what you wrote to him . eddie : maybe . you going to be nice to me ? nora : i think i 've been pretty nice to you so far , do n't you ? hmm ? eddie : okay , fine . just do n't say i did n't warn you . [ scene_break ] bo : no , i 'm going to find nora and i 'm going to talk to her , but ... just in case you run into her before i do , i think you better be prepared . she has this crazy idea that you 're interested in me . [ scene_break ] eddie : `` bo '' -i 'm you now , right ? `` i am still furious over what you said last night . `` nora : i would never write something like that . eddie : you want me to keep reading ? `` i honestly do n't know if i can ever forgive you , but it seems like you still have some forgiving to do , too . it 's hard to accept that after all this time , we still have '' -wait for it -- '' sam rappaport between us . `` ha ha ha ha ! oh , that 's some kinky right there , girlfriend . nora : how did you hear about him ? eddie : i have my ways . `` i thought you had gotten over him . how else could you have married me otherwise ? but now i 'm not so sure . and how can we stay married if this is the way you feel ? `` ha ha . you want to hear the rest of it ? [ scene_break ] bo : `` what 's it going to take to heal your wounded pride ? do you have to do to me what i did to you ? sleep with someone else and even the score ? `` [ scene_break ] eddie : `` i 'm going away for a few days . please do n't try to find me . i need time and space to figure out how i feel . and apparently , so do you . `` so what do you think ? did i capture your essence ? nora : why would you write a message like that ? what do you want to do , break us up ? and why ? you ca n't possibly believe that you 've got a shot with me . eddie : hey , listen , i want a piece of tail , lady , all i got to do is whistle . nora : okay , then what is all this ? and how did you know about the fight that bo and i had ? the only people who knew about that were bo and viki . inez . [ scene_break ] inez : i knew that you and nora were having your disagreements , you know , like every other couple , but i had no idea that it was getting this serious . and i should have gotten another job . bo : no , it 's not your fault . look , it 's me . i got mad that she implied that i would cheat on her . and i did n't realize how hurt she was . and then she got this crazy idea ... anyway , i should have nipped it in the bud , but now i do n't know where she is . inez : she 'll be home soon . bo : yeah , but this -- it 's not her . none of this . picking a fight over the phone ? no . and she does n't cut and run . i -- i just -- i do n't know . none of this is her . inez : maybe it was n't her . [ scene_break ] joey : i 'm going to go find aubrey . viki : oh ... clint : joey , no , no . leave her be . if she wanted to talk to you , she would have stayed . joey : i think i know my girlfriend a little bit better than you do . clint : yeah , well , i certainly hope so , but you know something ? i barely found out her name before you popped the question . joey : what do you want to know ? clint : are you -- anything . i mean , her favorite color , her favorite food . does she have any hobbies ? joey : cerise . not pink , not rose , cerise . paella -- hold the mussels . she rides western . viki : oh , she rides ? joey : of course she rides . viki : well , that 's wonderful . that 's something you can share . joey : we can share everything . she 's perfect for me . i mean , you can learn a lot about a person in just a couple of weeks . viki : but , honey , do n't you think it 's better if you get to know someone first ? joey : trust me , i know more about aubrey than dad knew about kim when he married her . [ scene_break ] dorian : joe just got back in town . and i had no idea you still had feelings for him . kelly : well , neither did i until you pointed out i did n't have a love life . dorian : well , i did not mean -- kelly : no , no , no . you were right . and i started to think about why , and i realized i had never gotten over joey . i still love him . dorian : why not ? he 's a very special man . kelly : do you still have feelings ? dorian : no . oh , absolutely not , though he will always have a place in my heart . if you love him , darling , you have my blessing . kelly : do you mean that ? dorian : absolutely . absolutely . i want you to be happy . and he is single . kelly : free as a bird -- just like me . dorian : well , then , you go , girl . ha ha ha . kelly : thank you . dorian : you 're welcome . now , i really do have to go and deal with this viki -- tell you what , though . i will pull viki aside so that i do n't interfere with any of your plans . okay , gorgeous ? [ scene_break ] clint : you do n't know the first thing about kimberly . joey : i know she made you happy , and that 's good enough for me . why ca n't you extend me the same respect ? clint : because frankly , you do n't deserve it . joey : what are you talking about ? clint : this sudden proposal ? joey , it 's just more of the same old same old . you 're all heart and to hell with the consequences . viki : clint , i do n't think it 's fair to make those kinds of judgments . joey : thank you . viki : on the other hand , i agree -- it was very , very premature . you caught that poor girl completely off - guard . clint : and look what happened with kelly and jen rappaport . both of those marriages did n't work . why ? because you rushed into it . marriage is a sacred institution . dorian : oh , that 's an admirable sentiment . what a pity so many people do n't share it with you . [ scene_break ] echo : are you really going to tell me that you did n't just feel something ? charlie : well , of course i did feel something , but i did n't feel what you felt . look , echo , come on . i care for you , but i 'm in love with my wife , and only my wife . and if you want something more out of me , then i 'm sorry . i ca n't give it to you . [ scene_break ] natalie : why ca n't you tell me what marty got you ? john : well , i 'd tell you if i knew . natalie : i do n't understand . john : well , she gave me a present , and then i guess she thought better of it , and she took it back . [ scene_break ] rex : all right , marty . what are you hiding and where are you hiding it ? [ scene_break ] bo : how could this text not be from nora ? it was sent from her phone . clint : i got eddie out of your life . now it 's time for you to hold up your end of the bargain and sleep with bo . inez : unless she lost her phone . bo : and then someone found it who knew that we had a fight and then they decided to text me ? inez : no . that does n't make any sense . you 're right . i guess , you know , sometimes , if you push someone enough , she 'll do something you never expect . bo : well , then maybe it 's time to return the favor . inez : what are you doing ? bo : i 'm going to do something that she does n't expect . [ scene_break ] nora : i want an answer , eddie . did inez put you up to this ? eddie : me taking marching orders from inez ? oh , that 's choice . nora : well , i know she 's got a thing for bo . i just never thought she 'd take it this far . eddie : well , then you do n't know inez very well . she 's an evil genius , that one . nora : well , i know you did n't do this on your own , ' cause ... so who else would want to see bo and me split up ? [ scene_break ] clint : this is private , dorian . dorian : yes , a celebration of the return of my favorite buchanan . ha ha ha . what a joy , having joe back home again . clint : do n't get any ideas . dorian : joe and i are just good friends . joey : exactly . dorian : besides , i doubt he 's going to be on the market for much longer . [ scene_break ] aubrey : i will have a glass of champagne . kelly : hey , you . aubrey : kelly , hi . kelly : what are you celebrating ? aubrey : i told you i was meeting the parents . kelly : mm - hmm . aubrey : well , it took a very surprising turn . kelly : good , i hope . aubrey : yes , good for me -- not so sure about how the parents feel . but anyway , what about you ? did you talk to your guy ? are you officially a couple ? kelly : i have n't talked to him yet . aubrey : what are you waiting for ? kelly : for my knees to stop shaking . aubrey : kelly , come on . what are you so worried about ? look at you . you 're terrific . kelly : well , i decided not to go with a dress . aubrey : you did n't need it . once he sees you again , he 's going to wonder how he ever let you go . and once you finally tell him how you feel , he 's going to pick you up into his arms and thank you for making the first move . i guarantee it . kelly : oh , i hope so . aubrey : you know what ? only good things are happening for you and me -- i can feel it . we are both going to get our man . mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] dorian : gentlemen , i hate to interrupt the celebration , but i really must have a word with viki , alone . viki : what , now ? did n't you just leave ? dorian : yes . yes , i did , but then i saw something that made me come running back . viki : what ? dorian : gentlemen , i 'm really sorry , but this is for viki 's ears only . viki : oh , dorian , for heaven 's sakes , i 'm in the middle of a conversation with my son . joey : no , you 're not . we 're done . viki : joey ... joey : no , i know how you feel , mom . there 's nothing more to say . she 's all yours . dorian : thank you , joe . viki : ca n't this wait ? dorian : no , it can not . [ scene_break ] charlie : come on , echo . you 'll always have a place in my life . you 're the mother of my son . but if you insist on forcing this issue , then i 'm sorry . i 'm a happily married man . i love my wife . echo : you really do , do n't you ? charlie : yeah . echo : yeah . charlie : i do . echo : well , she 's a lucky woman . and thank you , at least , for being honest with me about where i stand . because that 'll make what i have to do a whole lot easier . charlie : what do you mean ? echo : well , i 'm leaving . [ scene_break ] rex : hello ? this was the box the gift came in . now , what the hell was in it , marty ? [ scene_break ] echo : i 'm going to go pack my bags . charlie : well , no . wait , wait . no , i want you to stay . echo : why ? charlie : you 're the mother of my son . you got no place to go . you do n't have a job . you do n't have any money . echo : charlie , i kissed you . charlie : but that was the alcohol . i mean , come on . i know about that . you start feeling warm and loose , and the next thing you know , you 're kissing an old friend . echo : oh , it was n't just the alcohol . charlie : no , echo , you have had a rough couple of months . okay ? this town has not been very kind to you . and i 'm not surprised that you would want to reach out to someone -- you know , someone you trust . echo : so , you forgive me ? charlie : of course i do . echo : i do n't deserve you . i really do n't . charlie : no -- yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . sure you do . come on , no more talk about moving out . no -- not until you 're ready . echo : okay . because i really do want to have a chance to get to know rex and shane and they 're right in the backyard . charlie : you know , it 's perfect . echo : okay . charlie : yeah . echo : okay . except viki . she will kick me out if she finds out i threw myself at you . unless you 're willing to forget that it ever happened and never mention it to her . [ scene_break ] viki : dorian , it 's freezing out here . what is so important you had to drag me away ? dorian : your marriage . viki : oh , please . i have begged you to stay out of that . dorian : i 'm not trying to upset you , but i do think you have a right to know . viki : what , that you ca n't resist sticking your nose where it does n't belong ? i 've known that for decades . dorian : you 're under a lot of stress . viki : okay , i 'm going back inside . dorian : viki , i followed your charlie and echo . viki : you did what ? dorian : you heard me . i followed them . viki : why ? [ scene_break ] clint : they do a nice caesar salad here . joey : so we 're just supposed to order salads and pretend that everything 's okay ? clint : whether things are okay or not okay , i still get hungry . joey : would it have killed you to be happy for me ? clint : if you had cared about what your mother and i felt like , you would n't have pulled that stunt . joey : i introduced you to the woman i 'm going to marry . clint : joey , you embarrassed her . joey : if she was embarrassed , it was for me , because you were so unwilling to be happy for us . clint : well , from where i stood , the poor girl was humiliated . and i would n't be surprised if she was hightailing it back to wherever she came from . [ scene_break ] kelly : so what 's this little surprise ? i want details . aubrey : you will be the first to know as soon as it 's all sorted out . but what about your guy ? what are you waiting for ? kelly : you know what ? you 're right . i just -- i got to get in there and tell him how i feel . aubrey : wait , i was just there . maybe i saw him . what does he look like ? aubrey : he 's tall , dark , and handsome , and you know what ? he comes from a very powerful family , and yet , he is still so sweet . and he has gorgeous blue eyes . aubrey : well , yeah , to tell you the truth , i only had eyes for my guy . kelly : ha ha ha . you know what ? and that 's the way it should be . i got to go . wish me luck . aubrey : good luck . [ scene_break ] inez : wait . do n't send something unless you 've had a chance to really think about it . bo : what 's there to think about ? inez : well , you said nora 's not being herself . and with a text message , it 's not easy to figure out what the other person 's really feeling . you do n't want her to misinterpret anything . bo : yeah , but she 's the one that took off and then wo n't return my calls . and now she wants to work herself into a frenzy over a non - issue . inez : do you really want to make it worse ? bo : well , i ca n't just sit here . the longer i wait , the worse it 's going to get . there . so maybe this is going to jar her senses and -- and then she 's going to want to come home . [ scene_break ] eddie : babe , you got to relax . you got this little -- i mean , it 's cute and everything , but there 's this little line -- no , no , no , no , no . no , no , no . right here between your eyebrows . it was n't here this morning . nora : i was n't kidnapped this morning . eddie : kidnapped ? kind of hurts my feelings . nora : oh , god , eddie . this is a felony . i do n't care who told you otherwise . it 's 25 years to life . so why do n't you just untie me ? [ bell ] eddie : did an angel just get her wings , or am i hallucinating ? nora : is it bo ? eddie : well , let 's just see . uh - oh . sure you want to hear what he has to say ? nora : what does he say ? eddie : all right ! `` the way you 're acting reminds me of matthew at his worst . `` who 's matthew ? nora : oh -- our son . eddie : what is he , a 2-year - old ? oh , i see . `` he 's a teenager . what 's your excuse ? `` that 's sticking it to you . `` i should n't have said what i did , but i 've apologized for that . `` wuss . `` why did you run off ? we should be '' -oh -- '' talking this through , not texting potshots . and to blame this on inez -- well , that 's just paranoia . `` oh , yes , you did drop the `` p `` bomb right on us . `` come home . fix this with me . i ca n't do it alone . `` that 's it . no `` love , bo `` or nothing . i 'm sorry . looks like the bo meister here just threw you to the wolves . [ scene_break ] natalie : so marty gave you a gift and then just took it back ? john : mm - hmm . natalie : did she say why ? john : i do n't know . maybe she went overboard -- thought you would n't appreciate it . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] rex : kelly , i told you , i 'm in the middle of -- gige ? hi . no , no , i 'm not chatting with kelly . no , she called me earlier . i 'm at marty 's . no , i have n't found anything yet . i do n't even know what i 'm looking for , forget where . yes , i 've tried under the bed . and the desk . trust me , i 've looked everywhere a normal person would hide something . although marty has n't been herself these days . sorry ? no , no , i found something . yes , she 's a mess . listen , think about if , you know , we lost shane -- if he were sent away . no , i know he never would , but i 'm just saying ... yeah , we 'd always wonder if he 'd be the same -- would he be okay ? gige , i got to call you back . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone chimes ] inez : is it nora ? bo : yeah , she wrote back . inez : what did she say ? [ scene_break ] nora : you 're going away , eddie , for a long time . i 'm going to get you the maximum sentence in the meanest penitentiary . eddie : you ca n't touch me , lady . [ nora barks ] [ eddie barks back ] eddie : ooh , i hope you had your shots . hmm - hmm . ah , that is much better . whew . see you later . [ scene_break ] inez : bo ? what is it ? bo : she wants me to ... sleep with you . [ scene_break ] aubrey : hey , it 's me . i met joey 's parents . yeah , they 're great . but you 're never going to believe this . he proposed . [ scene_break ] joey : i do n't care what you think . i 'm still going to marry aubrey . clint : all right , joey . fine . you want to mess up your life with yet another marriage , go ahead . you 're on your own . kelly : hey . so what did you want to talk to me about ? [ scene_break ] dorian : please know , i do n't enjoy being the bearer of bad tidings . viki : oh , do n't be silly . you like nothing better . say what you want to say . dorian : i followed charlie and echo back to your house . they got there first , so i went around the back . viki : typical . dorian : i went to the french doors of your library , looked through , and there they were -- charlie and echo . viki : and ? [ scene_break ] echo : i do n't see how viki would ever let me stay , knowing that i mauled you . charlie : okay , look , you did n't maul me . echo : well , yeah , i threw myself at you . i mean , she 's not going to take that . any woman worth her salt would never take that . if i knew some man was having things thrown at him by another woman , i would n't take it . i 'd scratch her eyes out . charlie : oh -- well , i will keep that in mind , okay ? you just -- echo : and viki -- did n't you say that she was having heart problems of some kind ? that maybe she 'd go into cardiac arrest if she knew that this had happened between us . if she knew that we were kissing in her own living room ... charlie : okay . echo : in the middle of the day . charlie : okay , then she wo n't hear about it . just -- echo : seriously ? you 'd keep this a secret from your wife ? charlie : if there is no repeat performance , then i will not tell viki that we were kissing , okay ? there 's no need for her to know that . [ scene_break ] viki : what is this , a state secret ? what ? dorian : i looked through the french doors of your library , and i saw them -- charlie and echo -- and they were kissing . [ scene_break ] john : hey , you ready to go ? what 's on your mind ? natalie : nothing . john : no , do n't say nothing . i know you . i know when something 's wrong . natalie : i was just trying to get into marty 's head . she buys you a gift , wraps it , gives it to you , and then takes it back . it 's just weird . john : it is weird , but i would n't worry about it . natalie : i just wish i knew what it was . [ scene_break ] rex : on the next `` one life to live . `` dorian : you hurt my daughter , and i 'm going to hurt you . eddie : you got yourself a fight now , buddy boy . james : bring it . viki : i need to talk to you about echo . rex : marty 's supposed to help crazy people , not turn into one of them . kelly : are you asking me to marry you ?
eddie holds nora captive and puts his plan into motion , apparently as clint has instructed him . he sends bo a text from her phone about how he is very petty to be holding her indiscretion with sam rappaport , that happened so many years ago , against her . he 's sitting with inez at buenos dias when he gets the text . and he concludes that nora is being a coward to send texts instead of talking to him directly . he does not suspect that anybody has put her up to writing that although inez is able to put two and two together to figure out it 's clint that is prompting eddie to break them up . charlie takes echo home . she kisses him and tells him he means so much to her . but he tells her that he is happily married . unknown to them , however , dorian appears outside the window to see them kissing . echo convinces charlie not to tell viki that another woman kissed him in their living room , reminding him that viki has a heart condition and also that viki will throw her out of the house when she has no job , no money , nowhere to go and is the mother of charlie 's son . at that point , he agrees not to tell viki . but dorian wastes no time to let viki know what she saw . meanwhile , joey tells both of his parents that he is going to marry aubrey even though he barely knows her and knows very little about her . they both tell him he 's rushing in and will regret it . but he does not listen . kelly still has the idea that joey is single and available to her . rex goes inside marty 's home while she 's out and almost gives up on finding anything until he discovers that she has natalie 's ob - gyn report inside a photo album she has of cole .
briana : this ends now -- you , me , this insanity , all of it . brandon : [ chuckling ] you wo n't briana -- not with the alphas partying downstairs . briana : wrong , brandon . there 's nothing i wo n't do to you . brandon : no ! [ gunshot ] destiny : did i miss it ? did they reveal brandon 's -- both : shh ! shaun : not yet . roxanne : do it ! destiny : [ screams ] roxanne : plug him good ! kill the rat bastard ! starr : do n't ! you love him ! you -- jack : what 's this crap ? starr : shut up ! shh ! stop , stop , stop . stop ! jack : hey , ooh . starr : stop ! [ gasps ] brandon : oh , my god ! i ca n't believe ... you shot me ! [ gasps ] starr : [ sighs ] clint : no ! you did not just shoot your lover with a frat party going on two floors below ? brandon : i ca n't believe you shot me . briana : relax , they were blanks . clint : thank god ! god , these damn writers . these writers are messing with my briana . viki : clint ? what are you watching ? briana : what 's the matter , brandon ? ca n't take a joke ? brandon : it was n't funny . shane : whoa . whoa . brandon : it was hot . shane : noelle ! stacy : finally real food ! how can a flight from rio to texas be 22 hours ? cutter : well , at least now you can say you 've been to el salvador , panama , houston ... stacy : all i can say is how do airlines get away with calling crackers and a flat soda a meal ? cutter : we could have stayed in south america . stacy : or you could have picked a different destination after i stuck my finger on that globe . cutter : yep . [ southern accent ] i guess paris , texas , is as good a place as any to start over , huh ? stacy : definitely . [ sighs ] especially since dr . fascinella refused to give me my old face back . cutter : it 'd be kind of hard , since the face you have is the one you were born with ... gigi . [ soft music plays ] [ soft music plays ] aubrey : some kiss . rex : uh - huh . [ breathing heavily ] briana : stop . we ca n't . brandon : because my fraternity and your sorority are enemies ? or because they might find out ... you 're my sister . rex : what ? ! viki : did she just say that -- clint : what the hell ? starr : [ gasps ] no way ! shane : noelle ! noelle : what ? ! [ gasps ] they 're related ! [ gasps ] shaun : no , they did n't ! destiny : yes , they did . rama : this is crazy ! roxanne : oh , my god , it is . god , i love this show . jack : get off me ! starr : only if you promise to behave . jack : fine ! fine ! whatever ! starr : jack , i 'm serious ! i need to work on my paper ! jack : maybe you 'd get more work done if you turned off the tv ! starr : oh , thanks , aunt dorian . i 'm taking a `` fraternity row `` break . the show is on fire . jack : it 's good , but it was great when ruby bright was on it . starr : really ? i 'm more of a roxanne fa -- how do you know who ruby bright is ? jack : duh , our cousin megan played her , aunt viki 's daughter ? viki : so , you 're a fan of `` fraternity row . `` clint : i was watching the markets tank on the finance channel . and i went to turn up the volume , and i hit the wrong button . a - a - and then i got this . i do n't even know what that is . and then this -- this did n't work . the remote did n't work . yeah , this television , you need a new one . it 's junk . brandon : have you told anyone about us ? briana : not yet , but ... [ click ] clint : there . who wants to watch that anyway ? viki : well , maybe somebody who wants to find out if brandon and briana really are brother and sister , like me . you can go watch the markets tank somewhere else . there 's a lot of tvs in the house . this one , which is not junk , is reserved for `` fraternity row . `` and i , for one , ca n't wait to find out the truth . [ click ] briana : i have to choose ... clint : i guess the markets will do what they do without me watching . brandon : ... do n't suspect a thing . shaun : brandon and briana can not be brother and sister . destiny : well , it makes sense if you think about it . shaun : and the way they were kissing ? i definitely do n't want to think about it . worst plot device ever . roxanne : excuse me , but that 's what people were saying when durwood and lorraine went to eternity . and now people are saying , `` best story line ever . `` rama : what 's eternity ? roxanne : duh . the underground city of gold . destiny : there was an underground city of gold on `` fraternity row `` ? roxanne : oh , yeah . it was everybody 's favorite story line , and i think it happened right after dash 's brother got killed by an exploding birthday cake . shaun : which was totally stupid . roxanne : you know , man , you think everything is stupid , but you never miss an episode . you know , you ca n't have people being happy all the time . shaun : i 'd settle for one person to be a little happy for one day . roxanne : you know , baby , happy is boring ! shaun : i have waited for brandon and briana to get together for , i do n't know , how long ? and for them to end up brother and sister ? this is wrong ! and you know what ? roxanne : what ? shaun : i 'm done . i 'm never watching this stupid show again . destiny : hey , it 's back on ! shaun : out of my way ! roxanne : oh ! oh ! rama : move ! starr : i know megan was on `` fraternity row . `` but how do you know that ? she died before you were even born . jack : so ? she died before you were born , too . starr : well , i would watch aunt viki 's tapes . she recorded every episode that megan was in . jack : well , now they 're online . starr : and how do you know that ? jack : the -- the girls at school watch it , and they make me watch it with them . starr : they strapped you down and clipped your eyes open ? jack : i 'm just saying , if i learn to speak their language , it 's easier to get in with them . starr : with them , or one girl in particular ? rama : neela ! hey , baby . okay , everyone , i want to introduce you to my sister- in - law -- roxanne : shh ! shaun : tell us at the commercial . briana : it does n't matter . brandon : yeah , it does , briana ! destiny : i 'm destiny . neela : hi , i 've ... seen you around school . destiny : yeah , i 'm kind of hard to miss these days . so , did you just move to llanview ? rama : neela 's my sister - in - law . she 's staying with us for a while . destiny : nice . so , are you making friends okay ? neela : i thought i was , but now i 'm not so sure . noelle : sorry to be such a klutz . i got to be more careful when that show is on . shane : it 's okay . noelle : oh , i got a lot on my mind . i 'm using the buenos dias ' ovens to experiment on a new pie . the annual paris , texas , pie - off is coming up , and the pressure is on to wow 'em . shane : did n't you already win before ? noelle : oh , i had my winning streak . but last year , when they gave the blue ribbon to some plain old pumpkin pie ... shane : pumpkin ? that 's so lame . noelle : i know . it 's a fluke . it has to be . oh , anyway , tonight we 're leaving for paris , and i 'm gon na take back my crown -- even if it means i have to force - feed my pastry to every last person in the city limits . cutter : so , did you have a chance to check out the menu ? whoa . stacy : problem ? cutter : it 's like déja vu all over again . noelle : you know , i 've got a pie in the oven right now . can you smell it ? what do you think ? shane : maybe . it might -- noelle : oh , that 's right . you 're a cake person , not a pie person . never mind . shane : actually , i think ... noelle : [ gasps ] `` fraternity row `` is back . shane : do you smell smoke ? [ gasps ] my pie ! [ gasps ] [ cell phone rings ] shane : hey , dad . rex : hey , buddy . i 'm just checking in . what 's up ? shane : not much . just putting out fires . rex : okay , well , just keep holding the fort down a little while longer . i 'll be home soon . there 's just one more person i need to see . shane : okay , love you , dad . rex : i love you , too , buddy . is there any sign of her ? aubrey : nothing yet . rex : i still can not believe that s - stacy 's alive , and that she had plastic surgery to make herself look like gigi . aubrey : i know . it 's crazy . but you saw the medical records from that clinic down in brazil . rex : yeah , i did . aubrey : and the fact that she skipped out on her bill and did n't tell anyone where she was going . rex : when she left , she would have needed help . there 's only one person wacko enough to give it to her . kim : [ gasps ] rex : and here she is now . sorry for the delay . life here slows to a crawl when `` fraternity row `` is on . rex : i can see why . i 'll leave you to your visit . kim : so ? how 'd you find me ? aubrey : your boss at the spotted pony gave you up . rex : for a song , too . you know , i knew you were a piece of work , but a killer ? kim : i did n't kill anyone . i was framed . rex : of course you were . kim : please , rex , you got to help me . there 's no one else since clint blew me off . [ click ] viki : how could you think i would forget that you liked this show ? we used to watch it together all the time when megan was on it . clint : yeah , i remember . viki : mm - hmm . clint : but i did n't think you watched it anymore . viki : ah , where do you think i disappear to every monday through friday from 2 : 00 to 3 : 00 in the afternoon ? clint : i guess i was too busy watching it myself to even notice . so i think we should make this a standing date . viki : [ chuckles ] it 's been very good recently , has n't it ? clint : oh , it 's been great . in my opinion , it should sweep the daisy awards this year and make up for last year when they lost . that was criminal . viki : yes , it really was criminal . but ... at least we have this . clint : yeah . megan 's award . viki : mm - hmm . clint : [ chuckles ] i remember i escorted you to the awards ceremony that year , and i thought you should have won a daisy of your own for your portrayal of nurse number 2 . viki : oh , that 's ridiculous . i was terrible . oh , my god . if there 's one thing i 'm not , it 's an actress . clint : admit it . you loved it . viki : no , i did n't ! honestly , i hated it ! i was terrified ! the only reason i did it is because megan cajoled me into it . clint : that girl could get you to do anything . and i kicked myself when you told me megan was your daughter . i mean , i should have seen that from the get- go . i mean , you 're so much alike . viki : how so ? clint : well , your iron will . viki : oh . clint : your love of your family . but most of all , because megan ... had you wrapped around her finger , just like you have me wrapped around yours . destiny : well , i 'll be your friend -- not that i 'll be around much since i am having this baby and the father just woke up from a coma . rama : matthew 's awake ? that 's wonderful . congratulations . destiny : thank you . rama : neela , what 's this about another friend ? neela : a boy asked me out on a date . destiny : come on ! you 've been going to this school for like five minutes . rama : who is this lucky boy ? neela : jack manning . rama : your prince ? ! fantastic ! when 's the big date ? neela : i have to say `` yes `` first . rama : and what 's stopping you ? neela : there are a lot of rumors about him . rama : what kind of rumors ? neela : that he killed somebody . roxanne : yo , girly , just so you know , those ai n't rumors . that 's the dog 's honest truth . jack : you 're missing your show . starr : i 'm dvring it . so who is this girl ? jack : there is no girl . starr : the same one that you hid in the cabana the other night ? jack : did you sleep okay ? neela : like an angel . thank you for ... hiding me here last night . jack : oh , sure . um ... i do n't really know what you eat for breakfast . neela : fruit is perfect . jack : how do you know about that ? starr : see these ? they 're called eyes . jack : does mom know ? starr : no . lucky for you , she 's been preoccupied . jack : starr , you ca n't tell her anything . starr : do n't worry ! after everything i did in high school , i 'm not gon na blow your spot . jack : thanks . starr : just please do me one favor . do n't mess up like i did . stay safe . jack : oh , not a problem . i 'm not sure she even likes me , not since shane morasco opened his big mouth . shane : oh , no . noelle : let this be a lesson to you -- great soap and great baking do not mix . now i got my work cut out for me . shane : but why do you need to win the pie contest anyway ? everyone already knows you 're the best pie maker in all 50 states . noelle : well , are n't you just as sweet as honey in the hive ? oh , i know i do n't need another blue ribbon to prove that i can bake a great pie . in fact , i 'd be happy to step aside and let some other ... lesser baker take the spotlight . shane : so , why do n't you ? noelle : because this is no ordinary year . this year , i have been working on a very special pie -- one that could revolutionize the dessert world . shane : sounds like some pie . noelle : oh , it is ! it 's got a crust as crisp as a good quip and a fillin ' like a down blanket on a winter 's day . oh , the texture is amazing ! and the filling walks that tasty tightrope between tart and sweet . oh , it does n't matter where you are . one bite , and you are right at home . shane : you sold me . i think i can actually get past my pie prejudice and give it a try . noelle : oh , well , i hope you like it , because inspiration for this one is very close to my heart . i call it ... the gigi morasco special . stacy : i thought you said you 'd never been to paris , texas , before . cutter : i have n't . stacy : so why do you feel like you 're having déja vu ? cutter : all right , maybe i 'm crazy , but there is a place back in llanview that is exactly like this place . it 's a diner called `` buenos dias . `` stacy : maybe it 's a chain . cutter : maybe . i guess there could be a guten tag gourmet somewhere or a buon giorno joint . [ country music plays ] cutter : what 's wrong ? stacy : nothing . i 'm just looking around . this plays feels familiar to me , too . cutter : sure , i mean , you know , when you were in llanview with your old face , you probably kicked back at the buenos dias from time to time . stacy : yeah . probably . rex : you know , clint might not have abandoned you if had given him a single reason to stick with you . kim : what are you talking about ? rex : we did n't come here to hook you up with clint . we need answers . kim : about what ? aubrey : as if you do n't know . kim : i 'm not a mind reader . rex : about stacy ! kim : what about stacy ? rex : we know that she 's alive , okay ? we know that she gave herself gigi 's face so that she could worm her way back into my life , and we know that you were in on it . we need to find her . so you 're gon na help . shaun : commercial 's over . roxanne : yeah , yeah , yeah . i 'll be there in a minute . just got to give neela the 911 on jack manning . neela : is it true ? did he really kill someone ? roxanne : not just someone , honey -- the mother of my grandkid . neela : you 're shane 's grandmother ? roxanne : well , some people think i look like his big sister , but that 's way besides the point . all you need to know is that the most beautiful girl is dead and gone , and that 's because of jack . starr : what did shane say to this girl ? jack : i do n't know ! i have n't been able to get her on the phone to find out . why are girls so weird ? it 's like one second she 's all into me , and the next it 's like i have a disease . starr : well , what do you think shane said ? jack : probably something about his mom . starr : she 's gon na find out about it eventually . jack : i guess so . it 's never gon na go away , is it ? starr : no , but it can hurt a lot less . jack : how ? starr : you tell her the truth about what happened to gigi . shane : i bet the gigi morasco special 's the best thing you 've ever made . noelle : oh , i hope the pie - off judge agrees with you . i do n't want to tarnish gigi 's memory . i miss her so much . shane : me too . noelle : you know what i like to remember about gigi ? how she used to give moe guff . [ chuckles ] she was fearless . i always wished i could be as bold as she was . shane : i think she was the bravest person i 've ever known . noelle : how about you ? what 's your favorite memory of your mom ? shane : when she worked at the bon jour , she would come home really late . i 'd wait up for her , even though she told me it 'd make her really mad , but she never was . we 'd read this chapter from a book -- `` where the red fern grows . `` noelle : oh , i know that book . yeah , the one about the dogs . shane : yeah . it was my favorite , because of how little ann and old dan fend off the mountain lions and then live a happy life with billy . noelle : really ? i thought the dogs died at the end . shane : not when my mom told it . every time we got to that part , she would change it , because she knew it would make me sad . noelle : oh . shane : i just ... wish i could have changed the ending for her . cutter : excuse me , um , we 're -- we 're ready to order . oh , sorry . i was getting all caught up on `` fraternity row . `` cutter : oh , what 's going on with brandon and briana ? wh -- cutter : d - d - d - do n't tell me . do n't tell me . i 'm gon na watch it tonight on soapnet . stacy : what are you two talking about ? honey , have you been livin ' under a rock ? you 've got amnesia ? miss , seriously ? that 's what happened to gilda on `` fraternity row . `` cutter : oh , yeah , right after she got out of a coma . can you imagine not being able to remember your loved ones ? [ scoffs ] makes me sick just thinking about it . kim : uh , i do n't know what you 're talking about . rex : oh , quit playing ! we went to the clinic in brazil where stacy had the surgery . we saw her records . and i know that you had her holed up in this hospital in anchorage . so tell us where to find her ! kim : wait . wait a second . are you saying she 's not in that hospital ? she 's awake ? ! rex : i -- you did n't know ? kim : i -- i know that she got that surgery to look like gigi , and , yeah , i ... i was keeping her in that hospital , but the last time i checked , she was there , in a coma . rex : well , she 's not there anymore . kim : well , have you seen her ? is she all right ? rex : oh , believe me , i 've seen her . kim : is she okay ? ! rex : well , why should we tell you anything after what you did ? kim : you just said you needed answers . rex : yeah , and obviously you do n't have any . you 're even more out of the loop that we are . come on , aubrey . let 's go . kim : i know how to find stacy ! rex : yeah ? so tell us . kim : no , not until you do something for me first . rex : like what ? kim : like get me out of here so i can go confront clint . viki : that 's ridiculous . i do n't have you wrapped around my little finger or anything else . clint : you know , megan was a chip off the old block . she could be maddening and willfully blind , just like her mother . viki : um , what am i being willfully blind about ? if i had that much influence over you , clint buchanan , it would not be like pulling teeth to get you to do your physical therapy , right ? [ both chuckle ] clint : no , i 'm not talking about physical therapy . and you know it . viki : what are you talking about ? clint : come on , viki . are you actually gon na make me say it ? viki : um ... you 're gon na have to . i 'm kind of in the dark here . clint : well , maybe this will help ... have you see the light . clint : now , do n't you tell me that you did n't see that coming . viki : wow . um ... no . i mean , well ... yes . i mean , the thought had crossed my mind , but i - i did n't think it was gon na happen . i mean , we went our separate ways so long ago . clint : i know , but since we 've been living under the same roof again , i 've been feeling something . viki : and what exactly is that ? clint : the same thing i felt when we first fell in love . the same thing i felt when we were living together all those years raising our family . it 's still there , and ... somehow , i think it never left . viki : [ chuckles ] where 's it been all this time ? clint : well , maybe it 's just been taking an awful long nap . but it 's awake now , and i ca n't ignore it . viki : yeah . clint : and now that kimberley 's out of my life , we have no more obstacles between us . viki : uh , uh , i 'm sorry . what do you mean now that kimberley 's out of your life ? clint : yeah , i never -- i never told you , but ... uh , kimberly wrote me a letter . `` dear clint , i 'm sorry if this sounds harsh , but i believe that keeping things quick and clean and honest is the best way . i 've met someone else , and i 've fallen in love . the fact is , he 's better - suited to me and free to be with me . so i 've moved on . hope you have , too . sincerely , kimberly andrews . `` [ drawer slides ] clint : you see ? viki : yeah , yeah , i see . i see , all right . clint : what 's that mean ? what do you mean you see , all right ? viki : why you kissed me . it was n't because of any `` feeling . `` you kissed me because you ca n't have kim . kim : `` dear kim , i am in receipt of your letter . i 'm sorry i will be unable to help you with your legal problems given my own . please do not contact me again . sincerely , clint . `` can you believe that ? he gave me the brush - off . nobody gives me the brush - off ! rex : yeah , like i said , we 're not here to play matchmaker , so ... kim : just get me out , and i 'll do the rest . aubrey : you want us to lead a jail break ? kim : please , that 's obviously above your pay grade . i do n't want you to break me out . i want you to clear me . rex : how are we supposed to do that ? kim : there 's a certain photograph that should do the trick . rama patel has it . aubrey : rama ? what does she have to do with this ? kim : she and cutter are the ones who framed me . just get me that photo , and i 'll hook you up . rex : y - y - you did n't even know stacy was awake ! how are you gon na find her ? kim : believe me , i 'll find her . and i 'll fill in a lot of the blanks for you , 'cause you clearly do n't know the whole story . rex : about what ? kim : i 'll tell you everything stacy did . and there 's something else i 'll tell you -- what really happened to gigi in that basement . cutter : all right , so , first thing we do is we get a room at that motel across the way , the bon suites . stacy : bon suites . cutter : whatever . [ as austin powers ] french was never my bag , baby . [ normal voice ] more of an accent guy . aubrey was the one who was good with languages . uh , okay . so , uh , tomorrow , we figure out our next move . maybe we can get jobs , figure out how we 're gon na put down roots in this [ southern accent ] this old town . stacy : yeah , i do n't think that 'll be too hard . cutter : why do you think that ? stacy : [ sighs ] i do n't know what it is . i ... i just know this place is safe . it feels like home . noelle : honey , your mama was taken from us way too soon . but she was so blessed to have you and rex in her life , and that 's what she 'd want you to remember -- how much joy you brought her . shane : i know . but ... it 's really hard when you see jack manning at school every day never having to pay for what he did to her , acting like nothing ever happened . noelle : but does n't everybody know ? shane : yeah , but no one really ever thinks about it . there 's this new girl . she 's really cool , but she actually kind of likes jack . so i told her what he did to my mom . noelle : well , good for you . what 'd she say ? shane : you ... think jack 's innocent ? neela : [ sighs ] i think ... you want to get back for him -- for how he treated you . shane : no , i saw the look on your face . neela : what look ? shane : when i was telling you about jack and my mom , you ... looked like you knew something . shane : i do n't even know if she believes me . noelle : shane , you listen to me . if this girl is half as cool as you say she is , she will see right through jack manning . neela : i 'm sorry . what happened to your family is a tragedy , but i 'm not ready to condemn jack just yet . roxanne : oh , man . i do n't know what it 's gon na take , but you 'd better trust me , 'cause jack manning is bad news . neela : i just think i should hear what jack has to say before i decide that i ca n't be his friend . roxanne : destiny , you want to back me up here ? destiny : well , i do n't really know the details of what happened to shane 's mom , but i do know that jack tormented shane all last year . neela : and jack told me that , and he genuinely feels really bad about it . roxanne : oh , yeah . i am so sure . yo , shaun ! you work for the family . what do you think about him ? shaun : that 's privileged information . destiny : listen , neela , i do n't blame you for not jumping to conclusions . people do it to me all day , every day . roxanne : [ sighs ] neela : so you think i should give jack the benefit of the doubt ? destiny : well ... it 's possible there 's more to jack , i just have n't seen it yet . starr : i know you miss victor . jack : do n't call him victor . starr : dad -- i know you miss dad . and i know how close you guys were . nobody knows better than i do what it 's like to lose that -- that one person that you trust the most and you feel so alone , but , jack , you are not alone . you have me and mom , and we will be there for you no matter what . you just have to let us in . starr : you just have to trust me . jack : trust you ? why would i trust you ? you 're hooking up with your boyfriend 's little brother , who happens to be your sister 's ex . starr : jack , none of that is true . rick powers made all of that up . jack : so why do n't you sue him ? starr : because he 's suing me . but i expect him to drop it any minute . jack : whatever . i can take care of myself . i can get the girl on my own . neela : maybe you 're right . maybe i should stay away from jack . roxanne : smart girl . smarter than i thought . okay , why do n't you join us for the end of `` fraternity row `` ? i admit , i 'm a little addicted , but it is the best show on television . neela : thank you . i should go start my homework . rama : no , are you sure you do n't want to stay and hang out for a little while ? neela : i 'm sure . i 'll see you at home ? rama : okay . take care . neela : [ speaks indistinctly ] shane : neela ? what are you doing here ? neela : your grandmother and destiny evans told me about all your troubles with jack . shane : they did ? neela : i should have listened to you . now i know what you said is true . i ca n't possibly go out with jack now . clint : what are you getting at ? you 're talking like kimberly being out of my life is a bad thing . viki : you kissed me . clint : uh - huh . you kissed me back . viki : yes , and then you implied that that was a direct result of kimberly being absent from your life . clint : no , i did n't . viki : yes , you did . you practically came out and said -- you did come out and say it . clint : well , that 's not what i meant , and you know it . i did n't mean that by a long shot . viki : then what did you mean ? clint : i -- i meant what i said about you and me . viki : okay . why do n't you tell me this ? if you had not received that letter from kimberly claiming that she has absolutely zero interest in you , where would you and i be right now besides watching `` fraternity row `` in separate rooms ? clint : oh , come on , viki . viki : no . i - i mean it . would you have said those things to me ? would you have kissed me ? clint : it 's a moot point . kimberly did write the letter . viki : in other words , you 're out of options and i just happen to be here . so that 's what you meant , huh ? clint : oh , god , can we just turn on `` fraternity row `` and forget this ever happened and just start over ? viki : no . no ! no , we can not . no . enjoy the show . rex : we know what happened to gigi in that basement . jack manning trapped her in there with a room full of poison . kim : did you know stacy was there , too ? rex : what are you talking about ? kim : get me out of here and i 'll tell you . aubrey : do n't listen to her . she 's just playing on your grief . kim : oh , and you 're not ? aubrey : excuse me ? kim : oh , you 're not fooling anyone , sweetheart . it 's so obvious you 're just cozying up to rex so you can get your grubby little hands on clint 's money . rex : well , that 's impossible . kim : oh , yeah ? why is that ? rex : because i do n't have clint 's money anymore . i gave it back to him . aubrey : rex , listen to me . you ca n't trust her . she 's stacy 's best friend . kim : hey ! do n't talk about my friend like that . aubrey : let 's just go home , okay ? you 've got to let this go or it will kill you . kim : you know , rex , i wonder what will kill you first -- aubrey here or knowing that stacy is out there somewhere and you 'll never be able to confront her for what she did . rex : all right . we have a deal . noelle : have you got our bags all packed for our flight ? yes , moe . do n't worry . i 'm gon na call the bon jour right now and make sure the ovens are cleaned . no . [ laughing ] do n't worry , sugar . i 'll put them through their paces . cutter : man , this is good . what are you looking for ? stacy : ketchup . excuse me , miss ? ah ... if you want something done right . [ telephone rings ] stacy : bonjour from the bon jour café , pride of paris , texas . how can i help you ? noelle : who is this ? shaun : i hate this . it 's all up in the air again . destiny : well , you 'll just have to tune in tomorrow . shane : wait . you 're going out with jack ? neela : well , he asked me , but i ca n't see him now , not after what everybody 's told me . jack 's not the person i thought he was . starr : if you do n't want to talk , that 's fine . but if you change your mind -- jack : i wo n't . starr : if you change your mind , then you know where to find me . jack : do n't hold your breath . i 've already got a plan . i do n't care what shane or anyone else told neela . i 'm gon na prove to her i 'm not the guy they say i am . neela : do n't worry , shane . i wo n't be going out with jack anymore . shane : hey , wait a second . neela : what ? shane : maybe you should go out with jack . rex : aubrey , i need to ask you a huge favor . aubrey : you want me to wrangle the mystery photo out of rama . rex : can you do it ? aubrey : are you sure this is what you want ? rex : it 's just we 've come so far . aubrey : okay . do n't say another word . i 'll take care of it . kim : you wo n't regret this . rex : i better not . aubrey and i holding up our end of the deal . now you tell me everything you know about how stacy became gigi . noelle : this is noelle ortiz - stubbs , owner of the bon jour . to whom am i speaking ? do i know you ? that almost sounded like -- [ door slams ] cutter : what 's the matter ? no ketchup ? stacy : i have been to this place before . noelle : viki ? what 's wrong ? viki : two words -- clint buchanan ! [ click ] briana : this can never work . brandon : but after everything we 've been through together ! we have history . briana : exactly . that 's why me and you ca n't be together . goodbye , brandon . [ door closes ] [ click ] rama : so , how long have brandon and briana been together ? roxanne : oh , i think since lorraine came back from the dead the second time . rama : the second time ? how many times are there ? roxanne : baby , you got to chill . you ca n't worry about what happened before . you got to worry about what 's gon na happen tomorrow . rama : i want to know what happens now . i ca n't wait till tomorrow . roxanne : well , it 'll come soon enough . 'cause it ai n't going anywhere . `` fraternity row `` is an institution . [ shrieks ] rama : what happened ? ! roxanne : canceled !
when neela informs roxy , destiny and shaun that she is going to have a date with jack manning , roxy informs her that she is shane 's grandmother and his mom is dead because of jack . destiny tells her she agrees that jack is not a nice boy . she then finds shane and tells him she wo n't be dating jack when shane tells her maybe she should as a matter of fact . noelle stubbs is in town at the buenos dias with shane remembering gigi . while at the same time , gigi / stacy is with cutter at non other than the bon jour cafe where gigi used to work . rex and aubrey go to find kim in jail who tells them she has information she knows that rex would want regarding stacy as well as how gigi really died . but in order for her to help rex , he has to help her get out of jail . clint indicates that he has feelings for viki and kisses her . but when she finds out that much of his `` decision `` is due to finding out that kim is unavailable to him , she is very angry hurt and cries .
[ missing a few minutes of this transcript due to breaking news ] marcie : i 'm not hungry . hugh : you sure ? marcie : yeah . i want a drink . i think i 'm going to have them spike my shirley temple . i deserve it after the day i had today . hugh : absolutely , i agree . marcie : oh , excuse me . can i have a drink ? waitress : you 're that d.a . guy . hugh : i 'm the assistant d.a . waitress : i saw you in the paper . i hope you kick butt with that baby killer . hugh : we -- we 'd just really like to order . waitress : you know , with all your work , do you really have much time to date ? hugh : does it look like i 'm alone tonight ? waitress : oh . i just thought -- marcie : what , that i 'm his sister ? waitress : um -- i 'll be right back for your drink order . hugh : yeah . i guess she could n't imagine why a loser like me would be with such an incredible woman like you . marcie : well , maybe she has a point . [ scene_break ] r.j. : lindsay . lindsay , lindsay , lindsay . i can not remember the last time i felt this good . lindsay : well , you do seem like you 're in a good mood . any particular reason ? r.j. : well , i 've just come from llanfair . antonio vega was there , and i think i am a hair 's breadth from having him exactly where i want him . [ scene_break ] antonio : get your hands off her . nash : tess , is that you ? [ scene_break ] clint : niki , i 'm coming in . do n't you even think of trying to pull something . niki ? clint : niki ? niki : ooh ooh hello . guess what , clint -- i 'm going to give you one more chance . come on , honey , for old times ' sake . it was n't so long ago you loved every inch of this body . [ scene_break ] evangeline 's voice : she was n't breathing when she hit the water . todd : that medical examiner 's report is bogus . you get an outside expert -- evangeline : i 'm holding the outside expert 's report in my hand , and it made the prosecution very happy . todd : what does that mean ? evangeline : margaret was dead before she hit the water , she had to be , because there was no water in her lungs . guard : manning ! you got a visitor . spencer : hello , todd . todd : what the hell do you want ? [ scene_break ] marcie : i think i 'll have a pina colada , double . hugh : vodka martini . waitress : shaken , not stirred ? hugh : how 'd you guess ? waitress : i can tell . marcie : `` shaken , not stirred `` ? what were you , a spy in another life ? hugh : try a surfer . marcie : you were a surfer dude ? hugh : california born and bred . marcie : i never would have guessed that . hugh : well , i rebelled by becoming a lawyer . marcie : is n't it usually the other way around ? hugh : not in my family , not unless you do pro bono for a free clinic or some saving - the - environment thing or the trees or endangered specie du jour . marcie : wait , please do n't even tell me that your parents were hippies . hugh : frigging hippies , yeah , apparently , a couple of hippies . marcie : well , that totally explains why they named you hugh hughes . i mean , come on , you ca n't exactly picture that on a company nameplate , can you ? hugh : go ahead . go ahead . no , go ahead , laugh . marcie : i 'm sorry . hugh : no , laugh . marcie : i 'm sorry . it 's just i ca n't -- i really ca n't picture you as the child of flower children . hugh : well , yeah , neither could i . that 's why i ran away to law school , to the east coast , all that . marcie : oh , they must have been horrified . hugh : they were pretty chill . they would have been happier if i had majored in macramé and opened up an incense shop on the shore , but , you know , it was n't my genes , so -- marcie : so were your parents , like , conservatives in their misspent youth ? hugh : no idea . i 'm adopted . marcie : really ? hugh : yeah , my mom and dad also believed in zero population growth , so they adopted kids , myself and others , from all over the planet . but i have this theory that i 'm the product of an office romance by two fast - tracking yuppies and they left me on the commune doorstep on their way up the corporate ladder . marcie : that 's kind of sad . hugh : oh , you kidding ? they 're probably the head of some international conglomerate by now . marcie : yeah , and they 're probably polluting the environment and endangering the species . hugh : my parents would love you . marcie : you mean another wacko like them ? hugh : hey , hey , i was -- i was raised on lost causes . marcie : is that what you think ? i mean , you think that i 'm a lost cause ? hugh : no . no . evangeline : hugh . thank god . thank god i found you . i need your help . hugh : i 'm kind of in the middle of something here . evangeline : it 's life or death . [ scene_break ] spencer : i came to help . todd : are you a lawyer now , too ? spencer : no , but i could offer my professional services as a medical expert . if you and your attorney wanted to put me on the stand , i could refute some of the prosecution 's claims against you . todd : hmm . you want to testify in my defense ? spencer : well , if you and ms. williamson think it would help , sure , why not ? todd : why ? spencer : just trying to be a friend , todd . todd : yeah . we 're not friends , zeke . spencer : no , but blair and i are . todd : ah . so , you 're doing it for blair . spencer : you know , she has just been through hell since you were arrested . todd : and you want to ease her pain . spencer : must be the doctor in me . that and , of course , i really want to do the right thing . todd : you think i did n't kill margaret ? spencer : well , blair does n't seem to think so . todd : no , what about you ? what do you think ? spencer : well , if blair 's convinced that you could n't have possibly done such a thing , then that 's good enough for me . so how about it , todd ? what do you say ? are you going to let me help you out or what ? todd : i 'm on to you , pal . i know what you 're up to [ scene_break ] nash : tess , come on . antonio : jessica , do n't listen to him . jessica : antonio , it 's me . antonio : right . now , are you going to leave , or do i need to call security and have you thrown out ? jessica : no , antonio , do n't talk to him that way . [ scene_break ] niki : come on . what you waiting for , huh ? let 's have a little fun . clint : not going to happen , niki , and you know that . niki : why ? because of houston ? clint : dallas . her name is dallas , just like my ex - wife 's name is viki and my daughter 's name is jessica . niki : well , now , that depends on the time of day , do n't it ? clint : this is not a joke . niki : well , not for you it ai n't , because you thought life was good . clint : still could be if you 'd let it . niki : yeah , that 's what i 'm talking about . come on , we 're going to have a little fun . clint : you 're pitiful . niki : you know , i may be a lot of things . pitiful ai n't one of them . clint : and desperate and just plain sad . niki : shut up . clint : niki , why do n't you face it -- you 're the one who 's become the joke . niki : bull . you 're scared of me . clint : you think so ? i mean , do i look scared ? niki : you just ca n't handle me . clint : what i ca n't handle right now is watching my daughter suffer and knowing that you know something that could help her . niki : you give me one good reason why i should help any one of you . clint : why did tess say that she would talk only to you ? what secrets are you keeping about my daughter ? [ scene_break ] r.j. : and not surprisingly , we were right . this whole layla - antonio thing was just a big scam to get jamie from us . lindsay : well , that is fantastic news . i mean , i 'm sorry for jessica . i feel bad for her . r.j. : yeah . lindsay : but once the judge hears this , jamie 's as good as ours . r.j. : what ? wait , what are you doing ? lindsay : calling your lawyer . r.j. : no , no , no , no , no . do n't do that . lindsay : why ? r.j. : silence is my leverage . nobody can know about this . lindsay : what are you talking about ? this is the best ammunition you 've had on antonio yet . r.j. : mm - hmm , yes , yes , and i have to use it wisely . lindsay : because of your arrest ? r.j. : yeah . even if a judge wanted to give me custody , right now i 've got prison time hanging over my head . i do n't want to win her back just to lose her again . lindsay : what are you saying , that you 're giving up ? r.j. : no , no . i 'm saying that maybe jamie needs to stay where she is . lindsay : what ? why ? r.j. : because i need antonio to fight for me . i need antonio vega to passionately plead my case to this -- this new district attorney , hugh hughes . [ scene_break ] evangeline : this is big . hugh : no , if it 's about todd manning -- evangeline : no . it 's about another client . hugh : can it wait till the morning ? i have plans tonight . evangeline : i 'm sorry , marcie , but it can not wait . i need to talk to you now . hugh : then talk . evangeline : in private ? hugh : i 'm not ditching marcie . evangeline : all right , fine . it 's about john doe . marcie : you mean cristian vega . i 'm sorry , i really did n't mean to blab if the news was n't out yet . i just thought everybody -- evangeline : well , apparently , it is . hugh : marcie heard from rex . marcie : yeah , it 's actually really fascinating when you think about it . i mean , cristian comes back faking that he 's cristian , and then he completely finds out that he 's himself . go figure . evangeline : well , ok . now the whole room knows this . hugh : no , i do n't think the parking valets heard it . evangeline : listen , carlotta and antonio have n't heard yet . marcie : you 're kidding . evangeline : no , i 'm not , and they have to be told soon . and hopefully , they can hear the news at the same time they hear that cristian 's conviction has been overturned . [ scene_break ] antonio : you 're defending him ? jessica : antonio , listen to me . antonio : look , i do n't know what line he 's been feeding you , but do n't believe him . jessica : he did n't say anything to me . he 's -- he 's just in love with tess . and i am sorry that i 'm coming between you two . antonio : tess is n't real . nash : tess is real . what we have is real . antonio : he 's only doing this to try to get tess to come back out . do n't ever try to pull a cheap stunt like that again . nash : jessica , i 'm sorry . i just -- i could n't help myself . jessica : ok . i know . i understand , but do n't do it again . nash : fair enough . but i 'm not going anywhere . antonio : you 've got nothing to stick around for . nash : really ? i think i do , because it 's not about me , it 's not about tess and me . there 's a baby , a baby who may well be mine . antonio : he 's not . nash : you two were together , what , once ? see , tess and i were together a lot . you might say that we were having sex all the time . good night . [ scene_break ] niki : man , i forgot what a stick in the mud you could be . jeez , even benji was more fun than you -- well , not a lot . clint : start talking , niki . i want to hear everything you know about tess . niki : i do n't know nothing about tess . i only just met her . hey , you know what i think ? clint : no , what do you think ? niki : i think jessica is trying to steal viki 's thunder . because , you know , viki 's got me for a sidekick , so jessica had to go out and get herself tess . hmm . clint : you 're not a sidekick . you 're an alter who should n't even be here anymore . niki : oh , yeah , right , because viki got all integrated , did n't she , and that was supposed to make us all go bye - bye ? well , i guess that did n't work ! besides , viki brought me out herself this time . she wanted me here . guess the old broad ca n't even live without me . clint : you survived viki 's integration because there are still issues and secrets , and last time around it was mitch laurence . now it 's tess . niki : mitch laurence . yeah . hey ! that explains tess ! because , you know , jessica 's mitch 's kid , right ? man , he was weird . oh , god , he was weird . even for me he was weird . clint : and that was n't your only secret , was it , niki ? there 's more . tell me what it is . niki : you know what ? i 'm out of secrets about jessica or tess or anybody . clint : no , no , you 're lying to me . niki : and i 've had enough of your crap . clint : well , it 's going to get a lot worse unless you tell me what happened to jessica . [ scene_break ] waitress : and will your other date be having anything ? hugh : she 's not my -- evangeline : it 's business . marcie : i 'm not his date , either . waitress : my bad . i 'm chelsea , and i 'm here every night but monday . evangeline : chelsea ? hi . you probably know my sister , layla , she works here , and antonio , the man who owns this place , is a personal friend . i do n't think he would appreciate his waitresses hitting on the customers . chelsea : better than hitting on the boss . marcie : so is your sister actually still into antonio ? i mean -- hugh : wait , why wo n't you consider this a date ? evangeline : people , people , can we please get back to the subject at hand -- cristian and how you 're going to help me get him out of prison . evangeline : i got it , got it right here . actually , john got it . it 's hesser copping to the whole thing -- kidnapping cristian , brainwashing him to kill tico santi . marcie : there 's no way that john could have actually accomplished all that while being held hostage during a prison riot . ok , i 'll shut up . evangeline : look , i have enough to convince a judge myself . hugh : then what do you need me for ? evangeline : to expedite it . a green light from the d.a . 's office and it 's done and so is this nightmare that cristian has been living for two years . look , here 's a copy of the confession . it is rock solid , and john will back that up . marcie : and why would john want to do that ? cristian becomes free , natalie goes back to him , and then john gets dumped . evangeline : marcie , will you please give me just a minute with hugh ? marcie : why not . my evening 's already been ruined with all the interruptions . hugh : no , no , do n't go . marcie 's right . what 's in it for john to testify for cristian ? evangeline : he 's a cop . we all have to put our personal issues aside to do what 's right . hugh : and there 's nothing personal in this for you ? evangeline : yeah , there is -- cristian vega . i 've gotten to know him pretty well and i 'm going to do everything in my power to make sure that he 's not persecuted for something that he did against his will . hugh : ok . i 'll listen to the tape . and if hesser 's confession is clear and convincing and there 's no sign of entrapment , i 'll take it to a judge . evangeline : oh , thank you so much , hugh . you will not regret it , i promise you . ok , i 'll let you people get back to whatever you people call what you 're doing here . hugh : evangeline ? ahem , just so we 're straight , we may be working together for cristian vega , but todd manning is different . i 'm nailing that bastard to the wall for what he did . [ scene_break ] todd : you 're just trying to make yourself look good to blair . spencer : well , she does n't know i 'm here . todd : oh , but she will if i agree to it . in addition , wo n't you be her big hero . spencer : well , if the cape fits , i suppose . todd : hmm . i 'm right , are n't i ? spencer : what 's that , todd , that blair 's going to be more appreciative than you apparently are ? that 's a given . all i 'm trying to do is help . i think your kids would be more appreciative , as well . beautiful kids , you know ? listen , man , i 'm just trying to help you out here , all right ? that 's the reason i did n't tell blair i was coming down here . in case you turn me down , i do n't want to cause any problems for you two . todd : you 're slick . i got to give you that . you come down here with your -- your white good - guy hat and your `` aw , shucks , `` and it 's unbelievable . spencer : well , take it however you want . my intentions are good . todd : yeah , and blair somehow will find out about it . spencer : not if you do n't tell her . todd : you 're just going to have to work harder for her , i think . in addition , it 's not going to be easy . she loves me and our kids and our life together . spencer : and what kind of life would that be , behind bars , at best , hmm ? todd : that would be really good for you . i get the lethal injection . you get blair . spencer : if that were the case , todd , why would i be standing here trying to help you ? todd : because you know it wo n't do any good . spencer : oh , so you are guilty ? todd : no . and i do n't need your help to prove it , so you can go . spencer : well , i 'm sorry to hear that , todd . and i think blair would be , too . todd : you stay the hell away from her . spencer : well , i ca n't . you see , we 're friends . she comes to me , like she came to me at my hotel room the other day and i did my best to comfort her , give her what she needs . in addition , i plan on doing just that until she does n't want me to . todd : guard ? guard : what do you want ? todd : i 'd like to make a phone call , now . [ scene_break ] clint : answer me , niki . what do you know about tess ? niki : aw , give it up . you ai n't getting nothing out of me . i got nothing to give . clint : jessica said something when she was under hypnosis about being in a bar when she was a little girl . that sound familiar ? niki : nope . clint : you never took jessica to a bar ? niki : if i had a nickel for every bar i was ever in -- clint : that 's not what i asked you . niki : well , what i 'm telling you is i do n't remember every place every time , ok ? i like bars . so i took the kid with me a couple of times , who knows . clint : all right , that 's enough . you 're going to stop jerking me around here . niki : oh , give me a break , will you ? happy hour was like an all - day thing for me , ok ? i do n't really remember half the places people said i was at . and then when i sobered up , you know , i 'd be , i do n't know , up here or down in the kitchen or someplace and little jessica , she 'd be playing . clint : you drove drunk with jessie ? niki : well , what 'd you want me to do , leave her here all alone ? clint : niki , i want you to think about some of those nights and what jessica may have seen , what she may have gone through . niki : what could she have seen ? we were in a bar , not a torture chamber . clint : she was a little girl and something traumatic happened . now , you tell me what it was . niki : nothing , ok ? nothing , nothing , nothing happened ! hey , come on , you know , i 'd knock back a few and shoot a little stick and , you know , sometimes meet a guy , and if i liked him , well -- clint : if you liked him , what ? niki : well , if i liked him a lot , i 'd do this . [ scene_break ] evangeline : thanks . hey . todd : hey . evangeline : what 's going on ? you said it was an emergency . todd : it is . you got to get me out of here . evangeline : i 'm doing everything i can to get you an acquittal . todd : no , i mean now , tonight . evangeline : todd , you know i ca n't do that . the judge did n't grant bail . todd : well , we can appeal that ? evangeline : i do n't have time for another bail hearing . i 'm using every spare minute to work on your case . no , you just have to be patient just a little bit longer . todd : if i do n't get out here tonight , i 'm going to lose my wife . evangeline : blair believes in you , todd . she will be waiting for you when this is over . todd : not if spencer truman can help it . evangeline : what does spencer truman have to do with anything ? todd : he came here tonight and he offered to testify in my defense . evangeline : what ? do you have any idea how much that helps our case ? someone of his stature to poke holes in the prosecution ? todd : no , i told him to go to hell . evangeline : you did what ? todd -- todd , the only way we 're going to refute the autopsy reports is to have someone like him . why would you do that ? todd : he 's trying to make himself look good to my wife . evangeline : if it gets you out of here -- todd : he 's been after her since day one . evangeline : it does n't make any difference if it gets you out of here . blair does n't want spencer , todd . she wants you . what 's going on here ? todd : it 's blair . she 's -- she 's been confused lately . she 's been upset about a lot of things , and -- evangeline : about you ? todd : if i could just talk to her , if i could just make her see that she can still trust me -- evangeline : i do n't know if i could make that happen , todd . todd : just a few hours . that 's all i need . otherwise , it does n't matter if i get out . i wo n't have a woman to go home to . evangeline : i 'll talk to the d.a . , ok ? todd : ok . evangeline : but do n't get your hopes up because that hughes , he 's out for your blood . [ scene_break ] marcie : thank you . hugh : welcome . i think i 'm safer getting these from the bartender . marcie : well , you know , you ca n't help it if women are into you , right ? you are like this huge superstar in llanview now , i mean , ever since you took over for nora . hugh : yeah , just what i always wanted to be . marcie : you do n't ? hugh : i like nora . i prefer flying under the radar . marcie : yeah , but you 're the boss . you know women . power is a serious chick magnet . women love men in charge . hugh : do you ? marcie : i do n't know . i -- no . no , not really . hugh : well , what -- what do you like ? marcie : someone who 's fun , someone who can make me laugh . hugh : why do n't sharks attack lawyers ? marcie : why ? hugh : professional courtesy . marcie : i do n't get it . hugh : ok , strike one for making you laugh . marcie : i was just giving you a hard time . hugh : so you did think it was funny . marcie : maybe the first 10 or 11 times . hugh : i 'm not even getting to first base here , am i ? marcie : you could keep swinging . hugh : all right , so what else do you like in a guy ? what are the -- what are the marcie rules of attraction ? marcie : someone i can count on and someone who wants the same things as i do . hugh : which are ? marcie : you 're going to think it 's horribly old fashioned . hugh : no , tell me . marcie : ok , i want to settle down , i want to get married , and i want to have lots of kids . what ? hugh : good luck with that . marcie : what 's wrong with that ? hugh : no , it 's -- nothing , nothing . for you , that 's wonderful . however , for me , there is no way that i am ever , ever having kids . [ scene_break ] clint : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? niki : ding - a - ling - a - ling , ring any bells ? clint : niki , i 'm here for only one reason -- niki : yeah . clint : to find out what you did to jessica . niki : i did n't nothing to jessica . i took her barhopping with me a couple of times . she was just a kid . she did n't no what 's what . clint : that 's where you 're wrong . niki , something happened to her , something so bad that it caused her to split off into this tess , just the way viki split off into you . niki : well , i do n't know what it is , ok ? in addition , you know what ? this is getting really tired , and so am i . clint : damn it , niki , this is not a game ! i love my daughter , and she is my daughter in every way that counts , no matter what mitch laurence did . and i 'm not going to tolerate anybody hurting her . you understand that ? niki : clint , i am so sorry . all i 'm getting up here is dial tone . i do n't know what happened to jessica , ok ? i do n't even remember her being in a bar . clint : do n't you do this . do n't you flake out on me . niki : oh , come on , it 's your own fault , keeping me locked up here . hey , take me out to a bar ! that 'll jog my memory . clint : oh , no , you can forget about that . i know all of your tricks , niki . niki : clint , come on , i need a drink ! clint : well , there 's your drink right there . and there 's a lot more water where that came from , too . niki : water ? you 've got to be kidding . come on , please let 's get out of here . clint : no , you are not going anywhere until you start working with me , and you got until tomorrow morning to make up your mind , and then we 're bringing in dr . jamison . niki : oh , now , come on , do n't leave me in here ! clint : watch me ! ding - a - ling - a - ling , ring any bells ? niki : damn it ! damn it ! damn it ! let me out of here ! [ missing about 5 minutes here due to breaking news ] niki : damn it , clint , let me out of here ! niki : about damn time , too . hello . you 're not clint . jessica : hello , niki . niki : who are you , jess or tess ? jessica : i 'm jessica . niki : huh . ok . jessica : and now that we have our names straight , it 's time we straighten a couple of other things out , as well . [ scene_break ] marcie : so what is it that you have against kids ? hugh : nothing . i think kids are great . marcie : but you -- you just do n't want to have any ? hugh : my parents got one thing right . why overpopulate the world with new lives when there are so many unwanted kids already out there ? marcie : it bothers you , does n't it ? i can tell , it bothers you that somebody did n't want you . evangeline : hugh ? i 'm so sorry . i need another favor . hugh : saving cristian vega 's future is n't enough for one night ? evangeline : i need a 24-hour leave for todd manning . hugh : leave , from jail ? are you actually serious ? evangeline : he wants some time with his kids , with his wife . he 's -- he 's afraid someone 's trying to steal her away from him . spencer : that would be me . [ scene_break ] lindsay : you think it 's really possible that we 're going to be able to get jamie back ? r.j. : and the first step is my staying out of prison . ca n't do much without that , or you . lindsay : hmm . imagine . who would 've thunk it . you and me , after all these years . r.j. : well , i guess we ran everyone else out of town . lindsay : you know , when i think about the time i 've wasted chasing after sam and then bo and troy and fighting with nora , you know , it was all pointless . sam 's dead now . nora 's in a coma . r.j. : and you ? lindsay : what about me ? r.j. : oh , you 've lost a lot , and recently . i mean , if i ca n't get jamie back , you think you could be happy again if it 's just me ? lindsay : i do n't know . but i 'd like to find out . [ scene_break ] clint : you look like i feel . need a drink as bad as i do ? nash : ah -- i am guessing that you did n't get anywhere with mrs. davidson or -- what a family -- her other personality . clint : niki smith . nash : yeah . clint : who makes me want to -- well , you do n't want to hear that . but i will tell you one thing -- i am not going to let her destroy jessica . nash : with all due respect , i 'm more worried about what happens to my tess . clint : son , i think we need to worry about the both of them , because i got this bad feeling niki has yet to show us her worst . nash : thank you for the drink . niki : so , i met your friend tess . jessica : tess is not my friend . she is a part of me , just like my mother is a part of you . so i guess that makes us mother and daughter whether we like it or not . niki : ha - ha , hello . i do n't do kids , ok ? i did n't have you . viki did . jessica : yes , you did , niki . it might not have been your personality , but it was the same body , so you must feel some sort of connection to me . you 're my mother . please , i am begging you , i need your help . [ scene_break ] margaret 's voice : you brought me out here to kill me and to kill my baby . god . this has all been for nothing . todd 's voice : let 's just row back to shore . [ margaret yells ] todd : stop it . margaret : oh , my god , i 've been so foolish . goodbye , todd . i will always love you . todd : no ! [ scene_break ] spencer : well , i do n't know what todd 's thinking . i 'm certainly not trying to steal blair . it 's all in his head . hugh : then there 's no reason to give manning a leave -- not that i even considered it . evangeline : are you still serious about testifying for todd as a medical expert ? spencer : oh , absolutely . yeah , my offer still stands as long as todd wants to accept it , sure . hugh : why would you -- why would you even want to ? [ phone rings ] hugh : hughes . yeah . thanks . that was the coroner 's office . margaret cochran 's body is being released in the morning and she 'll be buried next to her niece ginger foley . marcie , if you 'll excuse me , i 'm sorry . i think i need to go check in at the office . marcie : yeah , well , you know , i got to get home anyway , so , yeah , let 's go . hugh : yeah . marcie : good luck with john doe . spencer : see ya . listen , i am serious , though , about my offer , all right ? just give me a call if todd decides he wants my help , all right ? evangeline : thanks . all right . antonio : evangeline . hey . evangeline : hey . antonio . antonio : how you doing ? i heard you were out at statesville during the uprising . evangeline : i 'm fine , and i need to talk to you about something . antonio : what is it ? evangeline : you might want to have a seat . antonio : no , just -- just say it . evangeline : ok . i do n't even know how to tell you this , so i guess i should just say it . your brother , cristian , is alive . [ next_on ] adriana : did you do it to keep natalie away from my cousin ? clint : you love them both ? natalie : so much it hurts . officer : there 's a guy here , says he 's your brother . antonio : is it true ? jessica : my mother let you out to help me , so you better start talking .
marcie and hugh share drinks at capricorn . the waitress becomes a bit too friendly with hugh , and asks him does he date much . he takes marcie 's hand just to let her know that he is with marcie . antonio catches nash kissing jessica , and orders him away from her . jessica defends nash which baffles antonio . after antonio says good - night , jessica visits niki , and asks for her help .
blair : why are you so confident with everything on the line here ? judge : ladies a gentlemen of the jury , i 'm sending you home . unless you hear from a court officer , i expect to see you back here at 10 : 00 tomorrow morning . blair : evangeline ? what happened to spencer ? evangeline : i do n't know . but if it has anything to do with the judge dismissing the jury early , we could be in trouble . [ scene_break ] antonio : looks like the place is coming together . nash : yeah . well , i 'd -- i 'd hoped to finish it by now , but -- antonio : well , you know , man plans , god laughs . nash : yeah , i hoped you 'd understand . but -- well , that 's why i invited you down to take a look around , see how your investment 's going . you ready for the 50-cent tour ? antonio : you bet . [ phone rings ] oh , give me a second . nash : yeah . antonio : oh . hey . how 's the christmas shopping going ? jessica : oh , what a nightmare . i got a few cute dresses for bree , though , and i got some great books for jamie . antonio : so , basically , you 're done ? jessica : yeah , right -- if you want to take care of all of our family and friends ? antonio : really funny . jessica : so how long you going to be with nash ? antonio : i do n't know , babe . what about yourself ? jessica : same . i just stopped to fortify myself with a little bit of hot chocolate . antonio : that sounds good . jessica : i 'll check in with you later . i love you . antonio : yeah , me too , you . bye . reg : nice to see you again , tess . [ scene_break ] john : i really think surgery can wait till i hear the verdict . natalie : john , maybe the doctor 's right . maybe delaying it could hurt your recovery . dr. sheridan : and i 'm not going to allow that to happen . john : i ca n't go under -- i ca n't go under , not now . dr. sheridan : i 'll look at my schedule , see what i can do . natalie : thank you . john : thank you . natalie : john , that is your plastic surgeon . do n't piss him off . john : sometimes he pisses me off . natalie : yeah , well , cristian said that he would call if anything starts to happen there . john : is your cell phone on ? natalie : yes , it 's on , and i just recharged the battery . why would they -- why would they bring the jury back ? john : i do n't know . maybe the judge felt like he needed to give them some more instruction . natalie : well , even if you 're right , i would just feel so much better if someone would let us know . [ scene_break ] evangeline : what is judge fortier doing ? why did he send the jury home ? nora : i do n't know . but judging from the looks on the faces of the defense , i think we 're in trouble . [ gallery murmurs ] todd : hey , what 's truman up to ? judge : order . order . [ gallery quiets ] i have received some troubling information about dr. truman 's behavior after he was returned to his cell . evangeline : your honor , the prosecution should 've been told . judge : i felt there was no time to waste . evangeline : no disrespect , your honor , but the prosecution has a right to know if something has happened to the defendant . judge : and you 're about to find out , ms . williamson . please sit down . will the defendant please rise ? dr. truman , you have been charged with murder in the first degree in the death of officer thomas mc bain . despite your testimony , and that of dr. saybrooke 's , i ruled that you were fit to stand trial . spencer : yes , your honor , thank you very much -- fit as a fiddle ! mark : spencer -- spencer : ah - ah - ah - ah . judge : well , i 'm sorry to disappoint you , dr. truman , but i 'm thinking of changing my mind . blair : what ? [ gallery murmurs ] [ scene_break ] starr : so mrs. mc bain did n't notice i ditched school today ? good . thank you for covering for me , langston , i owe you one . no , no , no , no , no , no . i told you , langston , i could n't wait . dr. truman put my dad on death row , and i have to make sure that the same thing happens to him . yeah , they have n't said anything on tv yet , but i get instant updates on the web . the last thing i heard was that the judge called the jury back in and no one knows why . [ computer chimes ] langston , i got to go . i 'll call you if i hear anything , ok ? all right , thanks again . bye . `` still true ? `` [ scene_break ] antonio : all right , so where do we start ? nash : well , i thought we 'd start in the vineyard , move on to the greenhouse , and then end up in the refinery . antonio : all right , let 's do it . nash : i got to warn you , i 'm working on a new hybrid plant , but it 's not going to be ready to plant till the spring , which means the wine 's not going to be drinkable for another couple of years . antonio : so we 're not going to be able to sell it right away ? nash : oh , no -- that would probably be a problem for business , would n't it ? antonio : so what does that mean , that the -- that the wine 's going to sit in the barrel for a while until it 's ready ? nash : well , you know what they say -- `` we sell no wine before its day . `` look , the wine business requires a long lead time , plus , i 'm basically starting off from scratch here , so -- antonio : well , it sounds like it needs a lot of luck and prayer . nash : yeah , that a problem to you ? antonio : no , no . i actually did all the research and i know what i 'm in for . nash : good . all right , let 's go . [ scene_break ] reg : `` of all the gin joints in all the world , she had to step into mine . `` hey , baby . you like my brando ? jessica : it -- it 's bogart , and , please , just go away . reg : what -- what 's with the attitude ? afraid your hubby might show up ? i guess you do n't want him knowing about your other life . jessica : i do n't know what you 're talking about . reg : sure you do -- tess . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm calling uncle bo . john : if there 's news , he 'll call you . natalie : i hate waiting . john : yeah , i had n't noticed . doc make a decision about my surgery ? nurse : i 'll let you know as soon as i hear something . meanwhile , try to stay calm . we do n't need your blood pressure going through the roof . john : i think she meant you . natalie : oh , ha - ha , john . you know , the only reason you 're not jumping up crazy here is because you 're on medication -- maybe i should take a hit off your i.v . john : you know , if they wo n't give me a tv remote , maybe -- maybe a radio . natalie : oh , yeah . john : where 'd you get that ? natalie : i swiped it from the nurses ' station . john : what are you waiting for ? turn the tv on . natalie : what if the nurse catches us ? john : i do n't know -- i 'll say i 'm watching cartoons . natalie : you do n't watch cartoons . john : there 's so much about me you do n't know . [ scene_break ] spencer : this is an outrage , your honor . i 'm not crazy ! [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : dr. truman , after hearing -- spencer : i just needed more ink for my writings ! judge : dr. truman , after hearing about your most recent behavior , i have no choice but to reconsider my earlier ruling ! marcie : did he just say what i think he just said ? michael : yeah , yeah . and spencer is not crazy . the judge is crazy . marcie : i know . clint : what the hell is this guy thinking anyway ? blair : that bitch got to him ! judge : if you ca n't control yourselves , i will clear this courtroom . evangeline : your honor , you already ruled that the defendant was fit to stand trial , and the facts of this case have not changed . judge : we 're not talking about the facts , ms . williamson , or guilt versus innocence . we 're talking about a man 's sanity . spencer : i am not crazy , your honor . my attorney is the only one in this room who thinks that i 'm incapable of standing trial ! judge : mr. casey -- spencer : and he 's obviously suffering from vascular dementia ! judge : mr. casey , control your client ! mark : sit . come on , sit down . judge : now , since the incident in question , dr. truman was again examined at length by dr. saybrooke . i have decided that the best way to proceed is to have dr. saybrooke return to the stand and tell the court of her most recent findings . evangeline : objection , your honor . we already know dr. saybrooke 's opinion . and if you insist on proceeding , my expert should be given equal time with the defendant . judge : you asked to be told of the incident , counselor . once she tells the court on the record , i will render my decision . dr. saybrooke ? [ mark whispers ] judge : you 're still under oath . [ scene_break ] jessica : my name is not tess . you have me confused with somebody else . reg : who , your twin sister ? now , are you as much fun as she is ? jessica : no , i 'm no fun at all . see , i 'm married . reg : this is really turning me on . you remember what happened last time ? now , you would n't give me the time of day , and just when i was about to give up on you -- [ reg snaps fingers ] you were all over me . and i still got the scars to prove it . jessica : well , enjoy the memory , because history is not going to -- reg : you 're not walking out on me , tess . jessica : get out of my way ! reg : i know your dirty little secret . [ scene_break ] antonio : i had no idea you needed so much of that equipment . it must 've cost you a small fortune . nash : yeah , it did . that 's why i wanted you to come down here -- to see that i 'm spending your money wisely . antonio : i -- i do n't think that you were cooking the books . look , i realize how -- how much you love this business . nash : oh , it 's more than a business to me , it 's a passion -- tess felt the same way . i 'm sorry , that came out of nowhere . antonio : did it ? nash : you know what , antonio ? i 've only ever had two passions in my life -- tess and winemaking . i know i 'm a bore , i ca n't stop talking about either . antonio : well , i 'm starting to understand the wine part . nash : well , at least i can promise you not to make any comparisons between wine and women , even though there are quite a few . antonio : oh , yeah ? how so ? nash : well , wine , like women -- you get some good years and you get some bad years . antonio : hmm . and how is this year ? nash : the wine , good . women ? not so much . [ scene_break ] [ tv mutes ] john : hey -- i wanted to find out what happens to the roadrunner . natalie : ok , all right , brace yourself here -- he runs off the edge of the cliff . [ channel changes ] man : agh ! second man : of those who survive now get -- natalie : nothing . [ tv mutes ] natalie : are n't you going crazy ? john : yes . natalie : do you think this could 've been some kind of legal screwup ? john : maybe . natalie : what if truman walks ? john : i find him and i take care of him myself . natalie : i 'll help . oh -- something 's happening . tv announcer : judge leroy fortier has interrupted jury deliberations and recalled the parties to the courthouse . we 've now learned that judge fortier has requested that the defense 's expert psychiatric witness , dr. marty saybrooke , testify again to the defendant 's mental state . more updates on the hour . natalie : what is going on ? john : i do n't know . nurse : sorry , dr. sheridan ca n't wait . i am prepping you for surgery . john : no , lady , i do n't see that happening . [ scene_break ] mark : no . cristian : hey , bo , do you have any idea what this is about ? bo : it looks like the judge is looking for an excuse to declare truman unfit to stand trial . clint : if i strangle this judge right now , could i get off with insanity ? viki : if you hired spencer 's lawyer , yes , you could . blair : how much is spencer paying you to lie for him , marty ? judge : quiet ! blair : well , i 'm just -- [ pounds gavel ] judge : quiet ! any further disruptions and i will have you thrown in jail for contempt . sit down ! blair : all right ! judge : one more outburst from anyone in this courtroom and i will clear it . dr. saybrooke , please tell the court exactly what you saw when you visited dr. truman in his cell . marty : dr. truman was repeatedly banging his head against the iron bed frame . judge : anything else ? marty : he has a self - inflicted laceration on his head , resulting in a mild concussion . judge : go on . marty : ahem . he was using the blood from the head wound to write the words `` blair `` and `` mother `` on the cell wall . evangeline : your honor -- blair : oh , please . evangeline : this does n't prove that he 's insane , only that he 's desperate to convince you that he is . judge : dr. saybrooke , in your professional opinion , are the defendant 's actions a ploy to be found unfit to stand trial ? marty : no , your honor . once the jury goes into deliberations , dr. truman would have no reason to believe that his actions would in any way sway the outcome of the trial . spencer : because i 'm innocent , your honor . the jury knows that i 'm innocent . marty : dr. truman 's actions are not those of a rational man . his sanity is rapidly declining and he 's a danger to himself . i stand by my earlier testimony . dr. truman is mentally incapable of understanding what is happening to him and of taking responsibility for his actions . blair : now , look , i do n't care if he 's a drooling idiot ! the man deserves to fry , judge ! [ scene_break ] antonio : a `` bad yr `` meaning losing tess ? nash : no , i mean losing claudia . yeah -- losing tess . look , i had a little chat with clint about tess . antonio : what 'd he say ? nash : he said that even though i keep saying i understand she 's gone , i do n't really mean it , not in my heart of hearts . antonio : hmm . well , leave it to clint never to mince words . nash : yeah . well , when he 's right , he 's right . antonio : oh , do n't i know it . but you keep bringing up tess ' name . nash : yeah , and i probably always will . i had a little informal funeral for tess to say goodbye to her . antonio : did it work ? nash : well , i still have two passions -- wine and my daughter . [ scene_break ] jessica : ok , what 's my dirty little secret ? reg : you 're stepping out on your husband , you 're calling yourself tess , and you got this crazy - hot housewife little fantasy life that nobody knows about but me . jessica : ok . well , if i was going to `` step out `` on my husband , it would n't be to fool around with you . reg : oh , you 're killing me . jessica : good , good . then find somebody else to play your little games with . reg : i ca n't . you 've ruined me for other women . jessica : well , then here 's a tip -- why do n't you stay away from all of us ? reg : and give up the hottest woman i ever went to bed with ? huh -- to hell with that . jessica : to hell with you . reg : ok , come on . what hubby do n't know wo n't hurt him , and we can just find someplace where we can have a little fun -- in private . [ scene_break ] john : tell the doc no surgery until i find out what happens to truman . natalie : look , if you risk your recovery , this is just one more thing that spencer can gloat about . john : postponing the surgery ai n't going to kill me . natalie : you do n't know that . john : tell him a few more minutes , please . nurse : i 'll see what i can do . natalie : thanks . you know , she 's not going to be able to change his mind . john : i know , but it bought us some more time . turn the tv back on . natalie : you are so unbelievable . john : you 'd do the same thing in my position . natalie : you know , i 'm going to call uncle bo . maybe he knows what 's happening . [ scene_break ] starr : `` waiting for trial news . `` cole : `` me , too . `` starr : `` me , too . hope it 's good news . `` `` got ta go -- news . `` `` dr. marty saybrooke recalled to stand in truman trial . `` what is going on ? [ scene_break ] [ judge pounds gavel ] dorian : blair , sit down , keep quiet -- blair : i 'm not his mother . dorian : or the judge is going to throw you in jail . stop it . judge : i warned you , ms. cramer . bailiff , please remove ms . cramer from the court . blair : fine . todd : uh -- judge , judge ? i 'll vouch for her . if she does n't shut up , i 'll kick her out myself . judge : and who will vouch for you , mr. manning ? spencer : i 'll -- i 'll vouch for mr. manning . judge : that 's enough , dr. truman . very well . you may stay , ms . cramer , but that is strike two . [ phone vibrates ] bo : it 's natalie . paige : you going to answer ? bo : i 'm going to wait until i hear the judge 's decision first . judge : dr. saybrooke , are you completely convinced that dr. truman is unfit ? marty : yes , your honor . i stand by my years of experience in the psychiatric field . blair : what are you thinking , todd ? todd : shh . judge : i have no further questions . you may step down , dr. saybrooke . ahem . this is not an easy decision . but a man 's life is at stake , and the law states he is to be allowed a fair trial , that he must be capable of understanding the charges against him and of mounting a defense , and dr. truman is mentally unable to understand those charges . michael : oh , my -- judge : he is unable to defend himself . therefore , i have no choice but to declare a mistrial . michael : no ! [ gallery clamours ] [ judge pounds gavel ] [ scene_break ] jessica : get out of my way . reg : you want to play rough ? because i like it rough . jessica : oh , great . so does my husband -- he 's a cop . i 'll just call him right now , no problem . reg : you 're bluffing . jessica : really ? well , better yet , my uncle 's the police commissioner . i 'll just invite him , too . we can all play a really great game of `` who 's your prison bitch ? `` reg : ok . you win . sorry to bother you . jessica : hey . antonio : hey , yourself . you done shopping ? jessica : yeah , for today . i was going to pop by the vineyard . is that ok with you and nash ? antonio : oh , yeah , that sounds great . i 'll see you soon . reg : tess , tess , tess . `` hard to get `` is my favorite game . [ scene_break ] natalie : whew . john : bo not answering ? natalie : no . he must still be in the courthouse . you know , i 'm going to try mom . john : if she 's with him , she probably wo n't answer , either . natalie : look , i 'm -- i 'm just trying to get you some answers . john : you want to know as bad as i do . natalie : huh . john : hey -- the doc waited this long , he can wait a little longer . natalie : ok , i ca n't . if you make any fuss , i 'm going to knock you upside the head and wheel you into surgery myself . [ scene_break ] mark : your honor , is my client free to go ? blair : what are you talking about , `` free to go `` ? have you lost your mind , too ? judge : that 's enough , ms . cramer . bailiff brewer , remove ms . cramer from the courtroom . release is out of the question , counselor . i have found spencer truman to be incompetent to stand trial , not innocent of murder , and i am ordering that he be transported to the wingdale sanitarium directly from this courthouse . spencer : mr. president , i am not insane . judge : i dis -- spencer : i 'm not insane ! judge : i disagree , and you will remain at wingdale until such time as you are deemed competent to stand trial . this court is adjourned . [ judge pounds gavel ] blair : i 'm sorry , but i could n't stand it in there . it 's just ridiculous ! todd : i understand that . blair : how -- oh , nice . nice work , marty . just great . cristian : you knew truman would figure out a way to beat this . nora : oh , he did n't beat it . he just postponed it . trust me when i say wingdale 's no picnic , and he 's going to find that out soon enough . [ nora chuckles ] cristian : you ok ? evangeline : yeah . i 'm just working on my next move . paige : i do n't know why i 'm surprised . spencer always figures out a way to beat the system . bo : i got to tell natalie and john . i want to tell them in person . paige : going to the hospital ? bo : yeah . you want to come with me ? paige : i ca n't . i -- i hope you understand . i just -- i ca n't go back there . bo : honey , hugh is always right here . always , ok ? remembering that helped me sometimes with -- with drew . paige : thank you . remember ? i 'll try to remember that . do n't worry about me , i 'll be fine . bo : ok . clint : you know , i ca n't believe that this judge fell for truman 's act . what 's wrong ? viki : todd -- much too calm . clint : what , you think he 's planning something ? viki : hmm -- is the pope catholic ? clint : well , if he is planning something , it 's going to be rather difficult to get past all these guards . blair : why are n't you ready to blow a gasket ? todd : there 's no need to blair : what are you talking about ? spencer just weaseled out of a murder rap . todd : well , he 's going to the loony bin . he 'll get what he deserves there . blair : i 'm going to head to the doctor . you going to go ? todd : no . i got something i got to take care of . you going to be ok without me ? blair : i know you have a very large ego , todd , but i do manage to survive . todd : not always . blair : hmm . dorian : oh , blair , there you are . what were you thinking ? blair : well -- dorian : how could you behave that way ? todd : hey , dorian , i need a favor . dorian : and why would i do anything for you , todd ? todd : not for me , it 's for blair . she 's got a doctor appointment . will you go with you and make sure she 's ok ? blair : oh -- dorian : of course . i did n't know you had a doctor 's appointment . blair : it 's just a -- a checkup . dorian : indeed . why did n't i know about it ? blair : just come on . dorian : why am i never told anything ? blair : ok , listen -- do n't do anything stupid . dorian : fat chance of that . todd : i 'll try not to . [ scene_break ] marty : hey , sweetie . cole : hey , mom . marty : that had better be homework . cole : yeah -- no , i had to take a break and find out what 's going on with the trial . marty : it 's on the internet ? cole : yeah . so , do you really think that dr. truman 's crazy ? marty : i 'm afraid so , kiddo . cole : well , from what i hear , not everybody believes you . marty : well , not everybody has the experience that i do or examined dr. truman as carefully as i did . cole : todd manning wanted him punished real bad . marty : well , he has a really good reason . cole : mom -- singer : would you be fine ? marty : what ? singer : 'cause it 'll bleed it 'll hurt cole : forget it . marty : hey -- hey , sweetie . remember what we promised each other ? no more secrets . cole : no , it 's -- it 's not a secret , it 's -- marty : you can tell me . i wo n't be upset , no matter at it is . cole : ok , i know that you think this -- this truman guy is crazy , but -- but did you convince yourself to get back at todd manning for what he did to you ? singer : give myself away [ scene_break ] evangeline : hey -- whatever you 're thinking , do n't do it . todd : no . i was just wondering when you 're going to look like , truman , after a couple of months in the loony bin . huh ? if you 're not crazy now , you will be after spending some time with some real nut jobs . spencer : i guess we finally agree on something , then , do n't we , dad ? you know what ? i 'll get a new lawyer . i 've already got a psychiatrist who will back me up . todd : that 's fine by me -- then you 'll get tried for murder again . this is n't going to go away . spencer : until i 'm proven innocent , you mean ? michael : innocent ? you are guilty as sin , you son of a bitch ! marcie : michael , please , no ! clint : he 's not worth it ! cristian : michael , relax . spencer : i know you -- you 're not my son . michael : that 's right . spencer : how 's your brother doing ? michael : my brother ? that is it ! marcie : no , no , no , michael , no ! michael : i am going to put you in the ground ! i will put you -- spencer : he 's crazy . he 's crazy . mark : ok , that 's enough . spencer : who 's crazy ? who 's crazy now ? mark : that 's enough ! todd : no , let him finish . spencer : i must be crazy , too , then -- for bringing you back from the dead , huh ? [ spencer laughs ] todd : no , you put me to death , remember ? you faked margaret 's death , and then you framed me for it , you stole my kid . viki : todd -- todd : where is he ? viki : todd , stop -- todd : tell me where he is ! viki : stop this . for heaven sakes , ca n't you see he 's enjoying it ? spencer : let 's ask margaret . viki : would you just ignore him , please ? look at him -- he 's to be pitied . we have our families , he has nothing . spencer : asa 's fault ! he broke my mother 's heart . todd : your mother was a liar and a whore . spencer : did you sleep with my mother ? todd : uh - huh . spencer : did you have her ? todd : yeah . spencer : did you have my mother , too , son of a bitch ? todd : i bet i was n't the first person to give your mom a ride -- spencer : i 'm not crazy , you 're crazy ! todd : kick her to the curb ! spencer : and you 're crazy ! officer : get him back , move him back . spencer : i want my mother ! blair ! viki : was that necessary ? todd : very . nurse : dr. pembrook got caught up in a consult . he 'll be with you as soon as he can . blair : all right , thank you . dorian : blair , you look awfully pale . blair : oh , gee , i wonder why , dorian . maybe is it because spencer 's not going to prison , all thanks to marty saybrooke ? dorian : it 's not as if he 's been set free . wingdale is as much a prison as statesville is . blair : oh . right . how long do you think he 'll stay there ? he 'll find a way to get out , and he 'll go free . dorian : not if he gets what todd believes , but he seemed awfully calm about it . blair : that usually means he 's up to something . dorian : do you have any idea what ? blair : no . knowing todd , whatever it is , it 'll backfire . with his luck , he 's the one that 's going to end up in prison , and spencer will be set free . dorian : i 'd like to see both of them behinds bars if it 'll give you some peace of mind . blair : the only thing 's going to get me a peace of mind is knowing what 's wrong with me . dorian : i know alex pembrook -- he 's a neurologist . this is n't just a routine exam , is it ? what 's really wrong with you ? [ scene_break ] marty : i really -- i had to think about my past with todd and see if it was influencing my testimony in any way . cole : well , did it ? marty : when i found out that you were taking steroids , i was really angry , and not just at you -- at myself . i was wondering if i sent you the wrong message , if i was telling you that it was ok to win at any cost . cole : mom , you had nothing to do with it . marty : well , probably not , but , you know , as parents , we like to delude ourselves into thinking we 're more important in our kids ' lives than we are . look , sweetie , i thought that if i was even subconsciously telling you to win , no matter what , was i giving myself the same message about getting back at todd ? cole : what did you decide ? marty : that if i was , i had to stop . so i did n't think about todd manning when i examined dr. truman , especially today . and his actions confirmed my earlier diagnosis and proved to me that i could do my job and not make it personal . so , did i pass the test ? cole : yeah . marty : good . you know , a lot of the kids at school are going to give you flak about this . cole : yeah , i know . i can deal with it . marty : what if it 's someone you really like ? cole : you know what ? if they do n't believe you -- or me -- then they 're not worth liking . [ scene_break ] dorian : here you go . blair : thanks . you know , it was n't my idea to see a neurologist . after having all these headaches , dr. mc bain suggested that i see one -- i mean , as a precaution . dorian : mm - hmm . you 've been under a lot of stress lately -- fainting in the courtroom , not eating , and now these headaches . blair : well , it seems like i 'm always under stress these days . dorian : yeah , because you 're -- you 're always chasing after men who do n't deserve you . blair : oh , excuse me , is this the pot calling the kettle black ? dorian : hey -- clint is very , very worthy . blair : i 'm talking about david . dorian : let 's not go there . blair : you started it . dorian : i 'm ending it , ok -- and do n't be giving me a headache . blair : well , if you want to blame somebody for your headache , blame spencer . he 's the root of everybody 's problems . dorian : that 's true . david and i would be married now if it were n't for spencer . honey , are you sure these symptoms you 're having are caused just by stress ? blair : oh . what else would it be ? todd : all right , spencer , say hello to mr. 9 millimeter . [ scene_break ] viki : starr . starr : i heard what happened . how 's my mom and dad ? viki : well , darling , they 're very unhappy -- we all are . starr : ok , i have to go talk to them . viki : sweetheart , they 've left . starr : do you know where they went ? viki : no , i do n't know where they went . clint : i 'm sure they 'll tell you about what happened when they get home . starr : i -- i ca n't believe the judge could n't tell that dr. truman was faking . viki : i know , i know . have you eaten anything , honey ? starr : i 'm not hungry . viki : well -- well , i am . would you have dinner with me ? i need to talk about this just as much as you do , ok ? starr : what about my mom and dad ? viki : well , i 'll leave them a message telling them where we are , ok ? please , darling , i could really use your company . starr : ok . viki : thank you . clint : all right , come on , i 'll walk you two out . [ scene_break ] cristian : manning 's right -- nothing like a stay in wingdale to make a sane man go crazy . nora : oh , i give him a week before he 's begging the judge to let him out . evangeline : in which case , he 'll have to stand trial again . cristian : and you 'll nail him is time . evangeline : unless he keeps up this stupid act -- or literally does go crazy . cristian : what would happen then ? nora : he 'll still be unfit to stand trial for murder . evangeline : and unfit to stand trial for framing todd . michael : i should 've jumped him , marce . i should 've jumped him when i had the chance ! marcie : michael , what would that have solved ? it would n't have solved anything . michael : my brother spent his entire life looking for the man that put our father in the ground . marcie : i know . michael : now , you tell me -- you tell me how i look my brother in the eyes , and i tell him that the man that killed our father just got off ! marcie : michael -- michael : tell me how i do it . because i do n't know . i really do n't know . [ scene_break ] natalie : hey , uncle bo . bo : hey . natalie : i left you , like , a zillion messages . bo : well , yeah , yeah -- that 's why i 'm here . how much do you know ? natalie : everything -- i saw it on tv . bo : and john ? natalie : he does n't know the verdict yet -- he 's in surgery -- and he 's going to go crazy when he finds out . bo : i know -- we 're all going to go crazy . truman 's faking this , you know that ? natalie : yeah . the only ones who do n't seem to know that is the judge and that so - called shrink . bo : yeah , marty saybrooke . she has a history with manning . natalie : do you think she 'd lie on the stand ? bo : i 'd like to think not , but , you know , truman -- he 's fooled everybody else , why not her , too ? natalie : ok , well , this is not going to do good for john 's recovery . god only knows what it 's going to do for his future . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey . nash : hey ! you know , i had an idea . i think i might get -- jessica : hey , sweetie . nash : get bree a little miniature tool kit for christmas . antonio : ok , well , a , i do n't think they make a hammer small enough to fit into her hand , and , b , i think she would prefer a doll . nash : killjoy . what makes you the expert ? antonio : well , jamie . i -- you know , i 've been there , done that , paid the price . nash : a doll it is . antonio : excellent idea -- unless -- unless you 've already bought her one ? jessica : what ? antonio : have you bought bree a doll yet ? jessica : oh . no . sorry , i have n't . antonio : you ok ? jessica : um -- just christmas shopping all day -- i 'm beat . antonio : mm - hmm . well , why do n't -- why do n't you call it a day and go get yourself a massage ? jessica : yeah -- um -- i have to go pick up the kids from your mom 's . antonio : well , why do n't you let me take care of that ? jessica : you 're so great . i think i will . antonio : all right . come on . jessica : oh . see you later , nash . nash : have fun . antonio : all right , baby , i 'll see you later . jessica : see ya . antonio : be careful , ok ? [ next_on ] blair : i may not have a brain tumor . i think i 'm pregnant . john : we need to talk about natalie . reg : let 's get this party started right here , right now . nash : what is it ? antonio : jess is in trouble . todd : i 'm taking over here .
spencer is angry that he has been deemed unfit and he starts getting to his feet . `` i am not crazy your honor ! my attorney is the one who thinks that i am incapable . `` the judge decides that marty saybrooke should return to the stand and tell the court of her recent findings . evangeline wants equal time for her doctor to see the defendant . marty goes to the stand . `` please remember dr. saybrooke that you are still under oath . `` marty tells again how she finds that spencer truman is unfit for trial . he has a head wound and has been using the blood from it to write the words , ' mother ' , and ' blair ' on the walls . it 's over . viki sees that todd is dealing with this too well and does n't like the calmness that she sees . jessica goes shopping and reg the perv sees her but this time she is alone . he goes over to her suggesting that they sneak off for a lover 's rendezvous . she is n't interested but he does n't give up . when she threatens to call her cop - husband and commissioner - uncle for a game of , ' who 's the prison bitch ? ' reg pretends to back off but when she leaves the bar , he follows her to nash 's vineyard . she stays for a short while , and then realizes she has to pick up the kids . she leaves antonio and nash to head out and outside the door , reg is there to pounce on her . he clamps his hand over her mouth and drags her off . her purse happens to drop before nash 's door though . todd sends blair to her appointment with dorian and he goes off alone . he goes to a picture that he has on a wall . he removes the painting there and opens a safe behind it . he pulls a gun out and loads it . `` well , spencer say hello to mr. 9 millimeter . `` dorian takes blair to the hospital and she demands to know what is wrong . this dr. pembrook is a neurologist and dorian knows that this visit could be serious . blair says that this is just stress . dorian says that if this is stress , then came from the men that blair keeps ending up with . blair says that the only person who could give her this much stress is spencer . marcie can barely calm michael down . he does n't think that he can go to john and give him this news . `` i just do n't know ! `` john has put off getting his surgery so that he can hear what is happening in court . he and natalie get the remote and surf channels for information , but all they hear is that the jury has been called in again . when bo comes to see natalie at the hospital , he gives her the news and she gets upset . she thinks that this is going to be bad for john 's future and recovery . evangeline and nora know that this verdict ruins everything . if spencer is unfit for this trial , he will be unfit for all of them .
todd : i 'm gon na take the stairs . téa : me , too . elijah : are you guys crazy ? todd : i 'm finding my daughter . [ scene_break ] ross : this will be just like that trip we took to bora bora . remember ? how great were those waves ? dani : how are we gon na get out of here ? what are you gon na do , like , steal a car ? ross : everything is under control . dani : dad , this is crazy . you have a gun ! ross : dani , i had to get you out of there somehow , did n't i ? dani : so you point it at destiny ? ross : hey , i was never gon na hurt her . you know that . dani : the cops do n't . they 're going to come after us , and they are n't as crazy as mom and that loser todd . [ scene_break ] cop : we 're on lockdown . nobody leaves this floor . todd : no , no , no . i do n't care . that son of a bitch has my daughter . [ scene_break ] starr : that is an awesome shot of tyson ritter . cole : very `` hard day 's night . `` markko : i was going for `` filth and the fury . `` langston : yeah , either way , uv 's website is going to be insane . markko : oh , just wait until the next song . i 'm gon na try to get a little closer to the stage . langston : you have to do that , too ? markko : well , that 's what rex is paying me for . langston : he 's not gon na care if you miss one song . markko : they 're doing `` i wan na . `` langston : so why do n't you just experience it ? markko : and miss getting it on tape ? are you kidding ? [ scene_break ] [ glasses clink ] cristian : to a great first date . layla : did i miss something ? we never had one . cristian : that 's right . we were supposed to a few nights ago . layla : when you had to close the diner and the night after that -- cristian : because you got out of work late . layla : maybe we should move somewhere with no crime or food . cristian : yeah . you know , every time we try to plan something out , something screws it up . but i do want this to happen . i want us to happen . layla : me , too . cristian : and for the record , it 's gon na be special . layla : you know this because -- cristian : well , i think that fish has the right idea . you know , you have to take charge of the situation . layla : and -- cristian : and tonight 's the night . [ scene_break ] kyle : home sweet home . oliver : it 's really nice . kyle : you do n't have to say that . oliver : what ? i mean it . kyle : well , at least we have the place to ourselves . oliver : right . [ scene_break ] marty : hey , sorry about dinner . i just got your message . john : everything all right ? marty : yeah , well , you know , i 've been in e.r . all night . ' tis the season for psych consults . how you doing ? john : okay . at least laurence is locked up downstairs . marty : well , that 's good news . john : just got to figure out how he got that get - out - of - jail - free card in california . marty : well , you want to figure it out over pasta ? john : well , what about the psych consults ? marty : i think they 've finally settled down for a long winter 's nap . it 's dead here . [ scene_break ] kyle : oliver , you know we do n't have to do anything tonight , right ? oliver : what makes you say that ? kyle : well , tonight was a pretty amazing first date . you know , we got to walk around in public , just like every other couple , holding hands . you know , it was surreal . oliver : it was . kyle : and if tonight ends up being the first time that we make love , it 'll feel right , but only if you 're ready . [ scene_break ] marty : oh , my god . john : marty ? marty : i have to go ! marty : help ! i need help in here ! e.r . orderly : this guy walked in here ? marty : yeah , and then collapsed . help me get him to 3 . e.r . nurse : i thought you were just doing psych consults . marty : yeah , so did i. i need to get a line in . let 's check his vitals . okay . here . hold my hand . squeeze my hand if you can hear me . squeeze my hand if you can hear me . ahh , there you go . there you go . [ scene_break ] oliver : is that for me ? kyle : i did n't put that there . `` kyle , have fun with trout . be safe . love , roxy . `` oliver : you told roxy about this ? kyle : she 's kind of my best friend now . you know , we probably would n't have happened without her . every time i wanted to give up on you , she always gave me hope . oliver : and she just gives condoms as presents to her best friends . kyle : it 's roxy . oliver : yeah , i know . i 'm not used to this . i just came out , and we never did this . kyle : okay , i know , but you do n't have to be embarrassed , oliver . i love you . and you love me ? oliver : true . that is true . kyle : okay , you know what 'll make you feel a lot better ? oliver : a better personality ? kyle : mood lighting . [ scene_break ] starr : okay , thanks . langston : sure . just let me know if she needs anything . starr : did amelia get dorian out of jail yet ? langston : the bail hearing is n't until tomorrow morning . she has to spend the night . starr : it 's not like she has n't done it before . langston : yeah , and apparently she already knows the guy in the cell next to her . starr : who ? langston : amelia would n't say . just that dorian seems to be working all her anger out on him . starr : should we go check on her ? langston : dorian told amelia that she would disown us if we set foot inside the building . and it 's not like you do n't have somebody else you need to check up on . starr : i 'm glad that i did . langston : why ? starr : because now the sitter 's watching jack and sam , too . langston : your mom went out ? starr : yes , she went out . she went out of town . langston : ah , makes sense . starr : how ? langston : well , dorian 's behind bars , so there 's no one to stop your mom from chasing after your dad . [ scene_break ] gps : you have arrived at your destination . blair : hang on , todd . i 'm almost there . [ scene_break ] ross : i 'm sorry about all this . you know that , surfer girl ? dani : daddy . ross : it 's okay . i did n't mean to do any of this . i just do n't have any choice . your mom shipped you off to that boarding school . she does things , dani . she does things . she fixes them so i do n't have the power to fight back . i ca n't do anything else . she 's a lawyer , and -- now she 's with todd . he 's loaded . and i 'm just a -- i 'm just a beach bum . dani : you 're more than that , daddy . ross : you 're the only person that thinks that , dani . but we 're together now , right ? and everything 's gon na be fine . i promise . [ scene_break ] cop : my partner went after rayburn . backup 's on the way . why do n't you guys just stay put and let us do our jobs ? todd : like you did when you let him get away with my kid ? cop : do you want to go to jail ? elijah : that wo n't stop him . there are n't any strings left i can pull in this town . todd : i 'm not going back to jail . elijah : thank you . todd : i 'm gon na go get my kid . cop : you 're gon na stay put . todd : you 're gon na shoot me ? téa : you gon na shoot me , too ? 'cause i 'm going with him . [ scene_break ] ross : hey , blair . blair : ross . ross : fancy meeting you here . blair : yeah . fancy . blair : ross , i 'm kind of surprised to see you here . i thought you 'd still be in -- wow . this must be your daughter . ross : it is . this is dani . blair : well , i 'm glad you finally found her . hi , dani . i 'm blair . nice to meet you . ross : what are you doing in seattle ? blair : todd 's attorney called and said that he had been arrested . ross : right . yeah , he tried to kidnap my daughter . blair : but i just got off the phone with the cops , and they said that both téa and todd made bail and that they were coming here . what 's going on ? what happened ? ross : dani is here seeing a friend , and téa 's just bringing her some things . blair : why ? ross : well , i 'm taking dani for a few days . todd 's planning some romantic getaway with téa . blair : i thought you said that téa would n't allow you to see dani . ross : yeah , well , we had a little scare when she went missing . and life 's too short , and so we just decided that i would spend a little more time with her . blair : you 're not saying much here , dani . is that true ? [ scene_break ] todd : you gon na blow me away for going after my own kid ? papers are gon na love that . elijah : you know , officer , point of fact -- you have no legal right to detain these people . cop : my captain made the call . elijah : is it a quaint little custom in seattle for captains to give the legal orders ? [ scene_break ] markko : check it out . starr : the band 's about to start . langston : great . ca n't wait to watch it all by myself . starr : gee , thanks . langston : no , you know i love you , but you 're with cole . starr : you 're right . it does suck that markko has to work . langston : yeah , it does . am i being a big baby ? starr : you ? no . langston : it 's just that ever since he started his film class , i feel like he only looks at me through a viewfinder . starr : i 'm sure you 'll get him to put the camera down even for a little while . langston : yeah . hey , the band 's about to start . man : yeah , we 're all set . tyson is warming up his voice . markko : sweet . thanks . hey , check out this next shot . it 's exactly like julien temple . langston : you 're a great filmmaker . markko : thanks . langston : but you 're an even better boyfriend . just one song ? markko : what about the uv website ? langston : what about dancing with me ? [ scene_break ] e.r . doctor : somebody really beat him up -- maybe more than one somebody . marty : yeah , does n't look like a robbery . still had his wallet on him . nicholas . nicholas , i 'm dr. saybrooke . i 'm marty . can you talk to me ? nick : yeah , i think so . marty : do you remember what happened ? nick : rodi 's . some guys -- they jumped me . marty : some guys -- guys you knew ? do you have any -- it 's all right . take your time . do you have any idea why they did this to you ? nick : because -- because i 'm gay . [ scene_break ] [ soft music playing ] kyle : happy first date , oliver fish . oliver : happy first date , kyle lewis . [ glasses clink ] man , singing : do n't leave me here without you near i need to feel you breathing [ scene_break ] marty : john . marty : hey , everything all right ? marty : can you come to the hospital ? john : yeah , what 's up ? marty : we just admitted a hate crime victim . [ scene_break ] man , singing : your eyelids shine upon my heart every moment without you is too long do n't leave me here without you near i need to feel you breathing oliver : you are so beautiful . man , singing : -- upon my heart [ scene_break ] marty : hey , how you doing ? nick : i 'm okay . marty : yeah ? is there someone i can call for you ? [ scene_break ] man , singing : ohh this is my confession i try to quit but i 'm aching all the time on you ooh more than a soul connection i am caught under your spell ooh more than a soul connection i am caught under your spell -- [ phone rings ] [ pager rings ] kyle : it 's the hospital . oliver : yeah , i should make sure it 's not work . kyle : hello ? marty : kyle , this is marty saybrooke from llanview hospital . kyle : hi , marty . marty : i 'm sorry to bother you at home , but i 'm working the e.r . tonight . kyle : what 's up ? marty : a patient is asking for you . oliver : hey , john . john : hey , a guy was admitted to the e.r . tonight . he 's pretty beaten up . i think you might know him . kyle : what 's his name ? marty : it 's a friend of yours -- nick chavez . [ scene_break ] [ applause and cheering ] tyson ritter : i never thought that i was so blind i can finally see the truth it 's me and for you tonight you ca n't imagine that i 'm by your side 'cause it 's never gon na be the truth so far for you but can you hear me say ? do n't throw me away and there 's no way out i got ta hold you somehow i wan na , i wan na , i wan na touch you you wan na touch me , too every day but all i have is time our love 's the perfect crime i wan na , i wan na , i wan na touch you you wan na touch me , too every way and when they set me free just put your hands on me take everything that i know you 'll break and i give my life away so far for you but can you hear me say do n't throw me away there 's no way out i got ta hold you somehow i wan na , i wan na i wan na touch you you wan na touch me , too every day but all i have is time our love 's the perfect crime i wan na , i wan na i wan na touch you you wan na touch me , too every way and when they set me free now , put your hands on my guitar . tyson ritter : tonight i 'm weak it 's just another day without you and i ca n't sleep i gave away the world for you to hear me say do n't throw me away and there 's no way out i got ta hold you somehow all i wan na do is touch you i wan na , i wan na touch you you wan na touch me , too every day but all i have is time our love is the perfect crime and i wan na , i wan na , i wan na touch you you wan na touch me , too every way and when they set me free just put your hands on me i wan na , i wan na , i wan na touch you you wan na touch me , too every day but all i have is time our love is such a crime and you want me , love and you want me , love and i want , i want you and yeah , yeah yeah , yeah [ scene_break ] kyle : marty . marty : hey , guys . thanks for getting here so fast . oliver : how 's he doing ? marty : well , he has 2 fractured ribs , but we 're waiting on test results for internal injuries . kyle : what about head trauma ? marty : he has a concussion , but he 's lucid now and i ordered a ct . kyle : okay , where is he ? marty : he 's right through there . kyle : thanks . marty : okay . kyle : oh , god , nick . what did they do to you ? nick : hey . [ scene_break ] layla : so , where are you taking me ? cristian : it 's a surprise . layla : someplace special ? cristian : oh , it 's very special . it 's actually my favorite place . layla : i do n't get a hint ? cristian : no , you do n't . you just get to sit there and enjoy your wine . layla : hmm . cristian : i 'm gon na go tell the chef that you 're ready . layla : did he just say chef ? [ scene_break ] marty : well , he has n't said much , but from what i can tell he was at rodi 's , went outside , and some guys were waiting for him . john : can i talk to him ? marty : sure . oliver : i 'm coming with you . nick : thanks for coming . kyle : are you kidding me ? oliver : nick , this is john mcbain . he 's the chief of detectives . can he ask you a couple questions ? nick : sure . john : sorta have to do this now , but the more we know about what happened , the sooner we c find these guys that did this to you . nick : uhh ! um , we were at angel square , just after mayor lord made the announcement legalizing same - sex marriage . and these guys started with us . john : who 's us ? nick : my friend amelia . john : how many of them were there ? nick : 3 . john : they hit you ? nick : no . no , not right away . we went to rodi 's after , and then they followed us there . john : what happened there ? nick : they started with us again . and amelia , she got in their faces . and the waitress , she said she was gon na call the cops . so the guys left and amelia left , too . and they were waiting for me in the alley . and they jumped me . and i tried to fight back , but i just could n't . john : can you describe them ? nick : yeah , i think so . oliver : wait . you said they were at the swearing - in ? nick : yeah . oliver : i saw them , right before i took mayor lord to jail . john : you 'd recognize them ? oliver : definitely . john : all right . do n't worry . we 're gon na get these punks . kyle : oliver , wait . i think i should probably stay here . oliver : yeah , sure . kyle : okay ? be safe . [ scene_break ] marty : hey , think you can find them ? john : well , nick says he can describe these guys , and fish got a look at them , too . marty : that 's good . nick never did anything to hurt anybody , and they still did this to him . god forgive me , but right now , i wish you could do to them what they did to nick . [ scene_break ] cop : hey ! sir , you need to stay back -- todd : i 'm danielle rayburn 's father . cop : we know who you are , but you ca n't be here . todd : is there any word ? cop : we 're doing everything we can to find her . todd : like that 's gon na be good enough . téa : todd . todd : they let them go , did n't they ? they could be e anywhere by now . téa : yeah , but he does n't have a car . todd : are you kidding me ? there 's 4 levels of parking garage here . téa : but he does n't know how to hotwire a car . todd : does n't need to . he 's got a gun . come on . [ scene_break ] dani : yeah , it 's true . my mom said my dad could take me for a few days . blair : and you wan na go ? ross : why would n't she ? dani : i have n't seen my dad in months . ross : yeah , she 's missed our pizza night . blair : oh . well , hey ! why do n't we all grab one , then ? ross : i thought you had to find todd . blair : well , he made bail . and you know what , i 've heard so much about you , dani . it 'd be nice to get a chance to know you better . ross : well , we 're actually going to the airport right now . i told téa i 'd take her back to llanview . blair : oh , so you 're leaving now ? todd : yeah . yeah , my rental car 's not starting . would you mind giving us a ride ? blair : sure , sure . you know what , let me just -- i 'll call todd and let him know i 'm here . todd : blair , stop . blair : it 'll just take a minute . todd : blair . blair : no , i -- ross : just do what i say , and you wo n't get hurt . blair : ross , what the hell are you doing ? ross : move . dani : dad . blair : are you crazy here ? are you gon na wave a gun right here in front of your daughter ? ross : shut up ! blair , give me your keys . blair : my keys ? ross : give me your keys now ! blair : okay , you can have the keys to the car . the car is right there , ross . but i 'm not gon na let you take dani with you , all right ? ross : she 's my daughter . blair : no , she 's not . ross : shut up ! she 's my daughter . i do n't need your permission . blair : okay , okay . ross : okay , okay . i thought you were on my side . i thought that you understood me . you love your daughter . blair : yes , yes , i do . ross : good , good . because if you do n't let us go now , you 'll never see your daughter again . [ scene_break ] starr : oh , my gosh . how awesome was that ? langston : i know . cole : let 's just hope that i did them justice . markko : you were perfect , i 'm sure . thanks , man . cole : thank you . i mean , you 're welcome . langston : and you . thank you . you totally saved me from having to dance with that guy , even if he was kind of cute . markko : hey . langston : i 'm just kidding . he was n't as cute as you . nobody is . markko : yeah , except he does n't work concerts . langston : it 's not your fault you 're an artist . markko : i 'm your boyfriend . next time i choose work over you , just slap me upside the head or something . langston : yeah , a little of that , a little of that . ha ha ! [ scene_break ] layla : this is amazing . cristian : i 'm glad you liked it . layla : you think kyle and oliver are eating this well ? cristian : i doubt it . layla : hmm , i wonder where they went . maybe the palace or giuseppe 's or that little seafood place down by the docks ? what do you think ? cristian : that maybe we could stop talking about fish ? layla : sorry . cristian : it 's okay . layla : i guess i 'm kind of blown away by all this . cristian : yeah , i just could n't come up with a restaurant . layla : no , i 'm serious . i did n't know you could cook like this . cristian : my mom taught me everything i know . layla : tell me you made flan . cristian : in the oven . layla : i knew i smelled something incredible in there . when will it be ready ? cristian : as soon as i tell you something . layla : what ? cristian : that i know you 're trying to make our first date about anything else but us . [ scene_break ] marty : all right , these are pain meds , and they work pretty fast . nick : thank you , dr. saybrooke . marty : okay . kyle : are the test results back ? marty : yes , and he is very lucky . no head injuries , no internal injuries , but they want to keep him overnight for observation . kyle : okay , thanks . and i know this is n't your job . marty : i know . i 'm glad i could help . if you need anything , call me anytime , right ? kyle : okay . marty : okay . kyle : thanks . hey , buddy . does anything hurt ? nick : she was n't lying about those meds . kyle : oh , god . we should get plastics to look at this . nick : no more doctors . kyle : come on , nick . you 're gon na have a scar . nick : i think scars are sexy . total buzz kill . i 'm sorry i messed up your big date . [ scene_break ] dan : you got ta be kidding me . you 're seriously bringing us in for drinking in the park . oliver : yeah , that 's what i said . dan : so , we had an open container . so what ? big frickin ' deal . oliver : you beat a guy up for being gay ! you kicked the hell out of him just because he 's different than you ? dan : you think we 'd touch a queer ? oliver : yeah , well , you 're touching one now . dan , lisping : oh , stop it . you 're scaring me , sweetheart . john : fish . stop . [ scene_break ] todd : no . [ scene_break ] dani : daddy , do n't push her like that . ross : dani , dani , i 'm sorry . i 'm not gon na let anybody take you , though . [ siren ] blair : look , ross , i know that you love your daughter , and i know that you do n't want to hurt her . ross : i 'm not gon na hurt her . you know that , right ? blair : she knows that . i know that . but come on , this is getting serious here . dani : daddy , she 's right . what are we gon na do ? the police are here . they 'll put you in jail . ross : dani , do n't worry about me . dani : i do n't want you to go to jail . blair : ross , you can take the car . i 'll give you the keys , but please , you got ta leave dani here where she 's safe , all right ? [ tires squealing ] téa , shouting : dani ! dani ! ross : do n't come any closer ! you come near me , she 's dead ! [ scene_break ] john : come on , man . he 's not worth it . dan : you gon na let him get away with this ? we did n't do anything . john : sanchez . marino . cop : yeah , chief ? john : get these idiots out of here . cop : you got it . come on , sweetheart . john : put the big mouth in with mitch laurence . dan : who the hell is mitch laurence ? john : you okay ? it 's got ta be hard to see something like that happen to a friend of yours . oliver : yeah , i grew up with it . john : i 'm sorry . oliver : yeah , i felt just like them , except it was me that i hated , the same way that they hate me and nick and kyle and amelia and everybody like us . john : it 's not gon na be like this forever . oliver : yeah , you know , i 'm not so optimistic . i do n't think it 'll ever change . john : well , there was a time when nobody even knew anybody was gay . oliver : or they thought they did n't . i should have come out a long time ago . john : fish , you 're doing everything you can . getting those guys off the street – [ scene_break ] kyle : forget about it , okay ? nick : no , i messed up your big date . kyle : oliver understands . nick : i did n't want her to call you . kyle : what are you talking about ? nick : i did n't want to bother you . i knew amelia was at the jail helping dorian , and i could n't think of who else to call , so -- kyle : it 's fine . nick : i did n't want to be alone , kyle . kyle : you 're not alone , nick . i 'm here , and i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] layla : i 'm sorry . i 'm a terrible date . cristian : hey , hold on a second . just listen for a minute . look , i get that you 're a little gun shy . layla : you mean after falling for a guy who cheated on me all the time and then a gay guy ? cristian : and now you 're with someone that is n't exactly known for his ability to stick around . layla : this is n't about you . cristian : i know , but you know what , that 's all in the past , for both of us . layla : it 's just easy to assume the same thing is gon na happen all over again . cristian : right . but you know what , i do n't know what 's gon na happen between us . but what i do know is that i care about you , and i 've cared about you for a really long time . layla : even when you were telling me that i make men miserable ? cristian : well , that 's what guys do sometimes . layla : oh , in the third grade . cristian : yeah , but they do that when they like a lady , you know when they 're trying to get their attention . layla : oh . cristian : in a way , that was good for us . layla : that i started off hating you ? cristian : no , that we got to know each other better . i found out a lot of things about you . layla : that i hate anchovies ? cristian : no . that you 're special . and that you mean more to me than anyone else , and that i would never hurt you . cristian : and that i want you . layla : i want you , too . [ scene_break ] cole : that was really sweet what you did for markko and langston . cole : i just held a camera . starr : yeah , and practically saved their relationship . cole : it 's no big deal . i guess i just want everyone to be as happy as we are . starr : well , i think they look happy . what ? cole : are you thinking what i 'm thinking ? starr : time to check on hope . ha ha ! cole : you okay ? starr : yeah , i 'm sorry . i 'm fine . cole : well , what is it ? starr : hope 's really lucky to have you as her father . cole : what ? starr : you know , i 've just been thinking . it 's not that i do n't love my dad , but he put us through so much trying to keep us apart . ' cole : that does n't matter now , okay ? starr : i know , but i never want hope to go through something like that . i want her to be as happy as we are right now and never go through anything . cole : she wo n't . hey , not from me . okay , our little girl 's gon na have it a lot easier than you did . [ scene_break ] cop : drop the gun , rayburn ! second cop : the place is surrounded . you got nowhere to go ! ross : do n't come any closer , or she 's dead ! dani : dad , why are you doing this ? ross : dani , be quiet . just get in the car . todd : you heard the cops , rayburn . there 's no way out of here ! ross : oh , yeah ? téa : let them go , ross . come on , let them go . ross : dani , get in the car . téa : dani ? daniella , come over here to me . dani : mom . téa : it 's okay . it 's okay , dani . dad 's not gon na hurt you . just come right over here to me , okay ? come right over here . blair : go . go to your mom . it 's gon na be all right . go téa : ross . ross , you 're scaring her . ross : we can do this , dani . we can get out of here téa : dani , come to me , sweetheart . ross : do n't go with her , dani . if you go with her , she 'll never let you see me again . it 's just you and me , okay , baby ? just you and me . that 's all we need . get in the car now . now . now . téa : dani , come back ! no ! ross : shut up ! téa : no ! ross : blair , get in the car . blair : okay . téa : dani ! dani ! ross : do n't try anything funny . okay , scoot over . scoot over . téa : no . no . no ! no ! no ! [ scene_break ] langston : so , who was that ? starr : you know , do n't start . markko : start what ? cole : i know we check on hope a lot . langston : no , not that much . was it , like , 16 times ? markko : i counted 15 . langston : ah , you forgot when you were in the bathroom . cole : oh . starr : go ahead and laugh all you want , but you 'll change when you have kids . langston : whah . markko : yeah . starr : what ? langston : no , just kids and all . markko : it 's like years from now in a galaxy far , far away . cole : i guess , but before we had hope , i could n't imagine it , either . langston : yeah , well , right now , i just want to think about tonight . and with dorian behind bars and your mom out of town , i 'm guessing we could stay out past curfew . markko : i had an idea , but i do n't know if you 're going to like it . langston : try me . markko : i was wondering if maybe you wanted to come backstage . langston : well , why would n't i like that ? markko : well , it 's for work . i wanted to get some footage of aar before they take off . [ `` drive away `` playing ] langston : i love this song ! markko : do you wan na dance ? langston : no . let 's go to work . starr : i guess i could stay out past curfew , too . cole : oh , probably . starr : let 's go home to our baby . cole : sounds good to me . starr : ha ha ! [ scene_break ] [ tires squeal ] [ scene_break ] oliver : we got 'em . kyle : good job . nick : thank you . oliver : you 're welcome . marty : did you get those guys ? thank you . [ scene_break ] [ tires squeal ] téa : dani !
ross escapes from jail , goes to the seattle hospital , and holds a gun on todd , tea , and the cops and tells them he wo n't let them prevent him from taking his daughter with him . he takes dani down to the parking garage and is determined to leave with her . right then , he runs into blair who is looking for todd . she seems to know what he is doing . so he takes her hostage with dani . back in llanview , fish and kyle are happily together when fish gets a call from john . kyle gets a call from marty to inform them that nick has been assaulted by gay bashers . kyle rushes to see nick and knows it was because of nick 's courage to come out . fish realizes that he could never do what nick has done and has feared that very thing . so he concludes that maybe kyle is more suited for nick than for him .
gigi : mr. vega is going to be a little delayed , so he asked me to get class started for him today . joel , right ? joel : right . and you 're didi ? gigi : gigi . so i 'm gon na pose you , but this time , could you please , um -- yeah . keep your clothes on till i 'm done . joel : sorry . langston : huh . whoa . now i know why they had to add an extra section of this class . starr : what ? langston : today 's model . starr : yeah . he 's naked . from what i hear , they 're always naked . oh -- langston : what are you looking for ? starr : james -- he 's supposed to be here by now . where is he ? [ scene_break ] james : you like that one , pop , huh ? you want some more ? you want some more , pop ? you like that ? and the next time you come around , i 'll be ready ! eddie : ready ? hmm . looks like maybe i should have stayed away a little longer . [ scene_break ] starr : i hope nothing happened to make james miss class . langston : like what ? starr : i do n't know . the last i heard , his dad left town , but there 's no guarantee that -- lang ? langston : sorry . um -- you 're worried that james ' dad might come back or something ? starr : well , yeah , after what happened at thanksgiving , yeah . langston : i thought you said you did n't want to get sucked into any of james ' problems . you know , maybe i should change spots or something . starr : how 's that no sex thing working out for you ? langston : good . really -- good . starr : right . langston : no . i 'm -- i 'm fine , really . ford 's the one who 's suffering . he 's probably already feeling -- deprived . [ scene_break ] aubrey : can you believe it ? i meet joey 's parents for the first time , and 30 seconds later , he decides to propose . right in front of them . yeah , they freaked out . who would n't ? so i left him alone with them to talk . ford : aubrey . is that you ? [ scene_break ] kelly : hey . what did you want to talk -- oh , my god . oh , my god . are you asking me to marry you ? [ scene_break ] viki : dorian , just say what you have to say . i mean , if this is not a state secret , tell me . dorian : i saw them . charlie was kissing echo . viki : n - no . no . no , i 'm sorry . no , i -- i ca n't even picture that . i do n't know what you saw , but obviously , you are mistaken . [ scene_break ] charlie : as long as there is no repeat performance , i wo n't tell viki that we kissed . there 's no need for her to know . that 'll be our secret . okay ? brody : what ? who 's keeping secrets in here ? echo : ooh ! ah . [ scene_break ] rex : `` the dna matches with brody lovett . `` what ? [ door unlocking ] marty : hello ? [ scene_break ] brody : everything okay ? charlie : yeah , everything 's fine . echo was just feeling a little under the weather . echo : oh , ha ! what he means is that i 'm blotto . uh , hammered ? too many mimosas . so charlie here was just promising that he was n't going to rat me out . brody : so that 's the secret you were talking about ? charlie : yeah , right , right . echo : but i think i 'm just gon na go upstairs and lie -- woo ! charlie : come on , let 's , uh , why do n't i just walk you up to your room ? echo : such wonderful gentlemen . how did i get so lucky ? charlie : yeah . come on . brody : yes . echo : ooh , thanks . easy . i 've got this . [ scene_break ] dorian : viki , i know what i saw . your charlie was kissing echo . viki : oh . i -- i do n't get this . why is the mayor of llanview running around town spying on people ? dorian : because the sooner you know the truth and face it , the sooner you can put an end to it . [ scene_break ] kelly : joey , i -- i ca n't believe it . after all this time , for you to be waiting -- joey : what ? oh , kelly , no , no . kelly : no ? joey : i would never -- i mean , after all these years ? kelly : right . right . joey : you did n't come down here thinking that i was going to propose to you ? oh , god . talk about a misunderstanding – [ scene_break ] aubrey : venice film festival , right ? ford : 2008 . aubrey : yeah . i did n't really see anything i liked that year -- except for you . ford : yeah , i kind of thought we had something going there until you blew me off . aubrey : you were n't exactly honest with me , as i recall . ford : but i 've changed a lot since then . i 'm a new man . aubrey : huh . sure you are -- bobby . [ scene_break ] gigi : what we 're going for here is ancient greek warrior , so pretend this is a spear and show me what you got . langston : who goes to war naked ? starr : you 're so gon na cave on this abstinence thing . langston : i am not . and neither is ford . starr : 6 months ? i ca n't believe you got him to agree to 6 hours . langston : me , neither . but he did , so i have to stick to my -- ahh . okay , seriously , though , how hot is this guy ? starr : he 's okay . langston : i 'm sorry , just okay ? are you coming down with something ? you feeling okay ? starr : actually , i think you 're the one with the fever . langston : hey , look , i know that you do n't want to get involved with james while cole 's in jail . i get that . but that does n't mean you ca n't even look at another guy . come on , starr , you 're only human . [ scene_break ] james : so you did n't just disappear like we had hoped . eddie : no . james : well , we thought you 'd take the money and run . so what the hell happened ? eddie : i got a job . james : a job ? eddie : yeah . freelance . james : freelancing what ? eddie : well , it 's sort of a consultancy thing , actually . mostly part time . so anyway , i thought i 'd come down here , check up on my kid , you know , see how he 's spending his time . james : oh , 'cause you care about me so much ? eddie : when did you get into boxing ? that is so cool . james : oh , you know what ? let 's just put it this way . you never know when a little self - defense is gon na come in handy . eddie : ah . so thanks to your father is what you 're saying . james : i do n't want to be taken by surprise anymore . [ scene_break ] joey : no , i would never just spring something like that on you . kelly : right . right , of course . joey : you and i , we 're good friends now . anything else that happened between us was all in the past , happened a long time ago . i mean , come on , it 's not like i 'm delusional . kelly : me , either . why would i assume -- that would be delusional , would n't it ? it 's just that that looks like an engagement ring . joey : it is an engagement ring . for someone else . kelly : i guess since you said that you wanted to see me , i had this -- momentary insane flash that , um -- obviously , that is ridiculous . joey : ha . obviously . kelly : so you 're really getting married ? joey : that 's what i wanted to tell you . i mean , is it that big of a surprise ? kelly : pretty big . especially after what kevin said when i was in london . joey : what did he say ? kelly : he just -- mentioned you were n't seeing anybody , so -- how can you be getting married ? [ scene_break ] ford : so -- how long you been in town ? aubrey : not long . ford : you like it here ? aubrey : what 's not to like ? ford : well , i do n't know , it 's kind of a small place . does n't seem like your usual kind of scene . aubrey : well , maybe my scene is changing . ford : yeah ? why is that ? aubrey : i met someone . [ scene_break ] joey : i met someone while i was traveling . total surprise . just hanging out in the south of spain , taking pictures , and one night , there she was . kelly : i 'm not about to hear the words `` love at first sight , `` am i ? joey : aw , i know it sounds cheesy , but what can i say ? i saw her , and i knew , and i thought , you know , why waste time ? let 's just do this ! kelly : yeah , you 've always been very impulsive . i used to like that . joey : i can not wait for you to meet her , kel . she 's -- oh , she 's really special . [ scene_break ] aubrey : he is a very special guy , and llanview is his hometown , so i 'm here to meet the family . ford : sound serious . aubrey : i guess i 've changed -- the way you say you have . ford : hey , it 's the truth . i 'm not the same player that i was in venice . aubrey : who is she ? ford : who ? aubrey : the woman that 's brought about this big transformation . what 's her secret ? [ scene_break ] gigi : any questions ? starr : yeah , langston would like his number . langston : starr ! starr : i 'm kidding . oh . langston : forget it , starr . if james has n't shown up by now , he 's not coming . starr : i just do n't know what would make him miss class . langston : you 're right . it 's not like him . well , you want to try giving him a call , make sure he 's okay ? starr : no , i ca n't . langston : why not ? starr : i ca n't because then by calling him , i 'd be leading him on , and i need to stop doing that . langston : you 're thinking about what marty said , are n't you ? starr : i have never seen her like that , langston . she said that cole would have never turned to hannah if i had n't have gotten so close to james . langston : okay , that is not fair , and it 's not true , so do n't listen to marty . she 's starting to sound like she could be just as crazy as your dad says she is . [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] [ camera shutter clicks ] marty : a - anyone there ? marty : huh . [ scene_break ] brody : how many mimosas does it take to get that wasted ? charlie : well , echo has always had a weakness for champagne , but you know , she never let it get to her like this before . i 'm not making excuses for her , but she 's had a pretty rough time lately . brody : everything with rex , right ? i mean , it 's great , but it 's a lot to handle for all of you . charlie : yeah . yeah , she 's carrying around a lot of guilt about leaving rex years ago , and guilt can make you do some pretty crazy things . brody : right . and you probably do n't need anybody else weighing in on this , so i should keep my mouth shut . charlie : what ? no , it 's okay . i mean , you 're a friend . heck , you 're family as far as i 'm concerned . what , you got something to say , just say it . brody : i 'm just wondering if having echo here in the house -- is that really the best thing for you and viki ? [ scene_break ] viki : well , i 'm not about to go home and confront charlie over something i did n't even see . dorian : you do n't have to confront him , just ask him . viki : no , no . i 'm not going to do that dorian : you do n't need to be accusatory . you can be very casual about it . `` oh , darling , did you happen to be kissing echo ? `` eh . and then if he is the man you say he is , if he is honest and true , he will admit it , and then you can get busy and get that woman out of your house ! viki : okay , okay , fine , fine . fine , i 'll ask him ! god , you 're irritating . [ scene_break ] joey : you 're gon na love her . i know it . i would have told you earlier except i wanted to tell my parents first . kelly : oh , yeah , well , that makes sense . joey : that 's what i thought until they completely freaked . kelly : your parents freaked ? joey : yeah . i thought it was gon na be champagne toast , and instead i got , `` you two hardly know each other , blah blah . `` that 's why the ring is here instead of on her finger . kelly : i see . joey : now , if you had been here , like a good wingman , you would have been happy for me and they would have relaxed and it would have gone in a whole new direction . kelly : maybe . joey : maybe ? kelly : yeah , i kind of see their point , joey . i mean , you and this woman , you have n't known each other that long . look , maybe it is too soon . [ scene_break ] aubrey : seriously , who is this girl , and what sexy moves does she have that the rest of us do n't ? ford : well , actually , the sex part is actually non - existent for the moment . aubrey : oh , it 's good to know you have n't lost your sense of humor . ford : no , i 'm being serious . aubrey : it was so nice to see you again , ford . ford : you , too . and i hope things work out for you and the new guy . aubrey : i intend to make sure they will . wish me luck . ford : good luck . aubrey : mmm . ford : huh . all right . dorian : and what the hell was going on here ? that 's what i 'd like to know . [ scene_break ] langston : oh , god . um , ahem . is it hot in here or is that just me ? starr : focus . langston : sorry . ford : are you sure you do n't want to have sex with me ? [ scene_break ] eddie : do n't look now , kid , but i think the bag may be winning . james : do n't you have something better to be doing ? eddie : sure ! but it 's like a train wreck , you know . you hate to stare , but somehow -- ha ha -- you just ca n't look away . james : okay , all right , you think you could do much better ? eddie : in my sleep , baby , in my sleep . james : okay , great . eddie : i tell you what , why do n't you and me go a couple rounds . i 'll give you some pointers . hmm ? james : no , thanks . eddie : oh , come on , jimmy , what did i do ? did i embarrass you the other day in front of your little girlfriend starr ? well , here 's your chance to make it up , okay ? we can settle this up like men , huh ? come on , i got you . right here . come on . [ scene_break ] langston : oh , god . starr : lang , what 's wrong with you ? langston : you know what ? maybe i made a mistake . 3 months would probably accomplish the same thing . gigi : change . langston : oh . langston : stop doing that . starr : i 'm not doing anything . langston : not you . ford : check out the goods , langston . you sure you can wait 6 months ? [ thud ] gigi : okay , what is going on ? is there a problem here ? what is this ? langston : you know what ? this is your fault . gigi : my fault ? langston : yeah . you 're the one who came up with the insane `` no sex `` idea . gigi : excuse me ? langston : i 'm sorry . i overheard you and rex talking , but you said it worked , right ? please , i have to know for sure . rex : sorry , excuse me . coming through . not looking . okay , gige , i need you , now . langston : i guess it worked . gigi : rex , i 'm supervising a class . you ca n't just -- rex : i know . i 'm sorry to interrupt , but you 've got to see this . gigi : what is it ? rex : marty has the original . i took a picture of it . i just finished printing it out . do you see that ? it says that brody is the father of natalie 's baby . [ scene_break ] charlie : look , brody , um , you know , echo has had a very lonely life , and now that she 's got a son and a grandson , she really wants to get to know them better , and if she 's living here , it 's so much easier for her to do that , and i think that viki understands that . brody : it ca n't be easy , though . charlie : no , it 's not , but nobody 's got a bigger heart than viki . you know that . brody : you guys have been through so much and you 've never given up on each other . that 's the kind of marriage that i want with jessica . charlie : takes a lot of work . you know something , it 's worth it . viki : oh . brody , i 'm sorry . i did n't know you were here . charlie , could i talk to you for a moment , please , privately ? [ scene_break ] joey : well , that is a shock . i never thought you 'd take my parents ' side in this . kelly : whoa , whoa , whoa . i am on your side , which is why i think you owe it to yourself to make sure you want to spend the rest of your life with a woman you literally just met . joey : it does n't take months or years to know someone . sometimes it 's there and it 's right and you can feel it . and if you knew her , you 'd back me up . she 's -- she 's so great . she 's -- kelly : aubrey ? aubrey : hi . joey : wait a minute . you two know each other ? aubrey : yes . this is the girl i was telling you about that i met on the plane . joey : unbelievable ! aubrey : but how do you two know each other ? joey : kelly and i -- we used to be together , but we 're still best friends . aubrey : oh , my god . so -- kelly : holy cow ! this is the boyfriend you were talking about all the way from london . that is so great . joey : i 'll say . nothing i wanted more than my fiancée and my best friend to get along , and they 're already best buds . aubrey : well , technically , i 'm not your fiancée yet . joey : well , we can fix that . just say the word and i 'll put it on . kelly : i should leave the two of you alone . joey : no , no , no . kelly , stay . just really feels right having you here . and plus i need a good wingman . somebody needs to help me convince this gorgeous creature here to marry me . [ scene_break ] ford : all right , i do n't have time for this . i 've got a meeting with the chair of my department that i 'm already late for . dorian : yes , you 're late because you were pawing that blonde . ford : i was talking to somebody i used to know . dorian : used to know or used to have sex with ? [ scene_break ] rex : how horrible is this ? gigi : uh , it 's definitely horrible . it 's very , very horrible , which is why we probably should n't talk about it out here . uh , thanks for coming , everybody . class dismissed . joel : could you hold my pole for a second ? langston : okay , that 's it . i got to get out of here . starr : bye . [ scene_break ] eddie : okay , let 's go . james : find yourself another punching bag . i 'm busy . eddie : well , never turn down an opportunity to learn , son . besides , you can make the big bad dad pay for all those times he gave you a little boo - boo when mommy was n't around to kiss it and make it all better . james : do n't you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk ? eddie : never . so come on , what do you say ? i 'll start you off with a freebie , wide open , buddy boy ! give it your best shot . [ scene_break ] starr : lang , did you see this ? langston : what , kickboxing ? starr : yeah , the first class is free , and it starts tonight . langston : you gon na take it ? starr : i do n't know . i was thinking about it . i could have used some techniques to use against eli and hannah . langston : well , i really liked the class i took last year . starr : well , then maybe you should come with me and work off some of that energy . langston : good idea . where 's it at ? starr : rourke 's gym . [ scene_break ] eddie : yeah . good ! uh ! pull your skirt up , girl . come on . huh ? oh , no , you do n't . oh , no , you do not ! no , i think you missed the point here , buddy boy . you 're supposed to be making contact . boom ! like that , huh ? that 's what i 'm talking about . boom ! come on , baby . now come on . come on , do n't let up . uh - uh . uh ! ooh ! eddie : you 've got yourself a fight now , buddy boy . james : bring it . [ scene_break ] rex : i mean , i just do n't understand . where the hell did marty get this ? gigi : i -- i do n't know . rex : when todd hired me to investigate marty , he just went on about how dangerous and crazy she was . i just thought it was his usual paranoid crap , but -- now i 'm starting to wonder . gigi : what ? rex : i took the job because , hey , it 's a job . i did n't expect to actually find anything , especially nothing bad enough to show that marty ca n't be around her own grandkid , but if she paid somebody to fake test results -- gigi : that 's -- that 's really hard to imagine . rex : but that has to be what happened because you know and i know that brody is not the father of natalie 's baby . they never even slept together . [ scene_break ] brody : i told jessica i 'd be right back . she 's probably wondering what happened to me , so i 'll see you guys later . charlie : okay . yeah . oh , how was lunch with joey ? viki : oh , eventful , yes . charlie : good . well , is that what you wanted to talk to me about ? viki : yeah , later , later . right now , i need to talk to you about echo , okay ? what happened when you brought her home , please ? charlie : nothing much . i was just trying to sober her up , and she was in pretty rough shape , so i took -- brody and i took her upstairs to try to get her to bed to sleep it off , you know . viki : that 's it ? nothing else ? charlie : well , what else should there be ? [ scene_break ] marty : okay , so this is from hospital review board . ahem . `` we have reviewed your case that has been pending with the llanview -- in light of your years of distinguished service -- blah blah blah -- you will remain on staff but are placed on probation until further notice . `` well , at least i still have my job . that 's all i have . [ scene_break ] rex : marty 's supposed to help crazy people , not turn into one of them . gigi : i know . what was she going to do with this ? rex : now , you said she went off on natalie , right ? blaming her for cole going to prison . maybe this is revenge or something . but if the results are fake , how would that even work ? the only way she could hurt natalie would be if these results were real , and they ca n't be . can they ? ow ! gigi : you should really talk to your sister about this . rex : yeah , well , i do n't want to get natalie all freaked out . gigi : if marty is up to something , natalie should know about it , right ? rex : you 're right . i 'll talk to her . gigi : call me when you know something . [ scene_break ] marty : starr , um , it 's marty . i 'm leaving this message , well , because no matter what 's happened between us , one thing has n't changed . there 's a big hole in our lives without cole , and because of that , we really need to be there for each other . it would really help me to see hope right now , starr . it really would help me . i miss her more than i can say . so i 'm just praying that you 've done something about that -- the restraining order . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone chimes ] starr : oh , i just got a message from marty . langston : you gon na call her back ? starr : well , i know what she wants . she wants me to get that restraining order lifted so that she can see hope , but i do n't know whether i should do that after the fight we had about james and -- langston : oh , my god , starr , look ! starr : oh , my god ! james ! eddie : ah ! starr : oh , my -- james , are you okay ? langston , call ford . call ford , tell him to get over here now . [ scene_break ] ford : nice talking to you , your honor . but like i said , i got to go . dorian : hmm . my daughter may accept your lame excuses , but i do not . ford : your daughter does n't tolerate lame excuses , either . she 's a strong person , and i like that . i admire that . dorian : really ? and is this newfound respect for her as a result of the recent moratorium ? ford : mora -- moratorium ? dorian : mm - hmm . her moratorium on sex , as in none . yes . yes , we cramers believe in full disclosure . ford : uh - huh . i get that . dorian : my daughter believes that this will help reform you . i believe it will just push you into the arms of another woman . ford : well , you 're wrong . dorian : no , i do n't think so . i 'm never wrong about men like you . [ scene_break ] charlie : well , you think i 'm holding something back from you ? viki : are you ? charlie : look , viki , why do n't you just tell me whatever it is you expect to hear . viki : dorian came to me , and she said that she saw something between you and echo . charlie : what ? viki : she saw you two kissing . charlie : what , do you have dorian spying on us ? viki : no ! of course i 'm not . dorian took it into her own head to follow you . just tell me , is it true ? charlie : okay . yeah , it 's true . [ scene_break ] ford : i think you underestimate me . dorian : i do n't think it 's possible . ford : watch me . 'cause when it comes to langston , i can do anything , and that 's a promise . dorian : oh , really ? so while we 're throwing around promises , i 'll make you this promise : you hurt my daughter , and i 'm gon na hurt you . [ cell phone rings ] ford : langston ? langston : i 'm at rourke 's gym . your dad 's here and so is your brother . you need to get here as soon as you can , ford . it 's bad . ford : okay , i 'll be right there . [ scene_break ] charlie : okay , echo did get a little out of control . viki : a little ? charlie : no , she did n't even know what she was doing . i 'd be surprised if she even remembers it in the morning . viki : but you were not gon na tell me . charlie : no . if it did n't mean anything -- viki : oh , charlie , of course it meant something . it meant that echo thinks there 's absolutely nothing wrong with kissing someone else 's husband ! charlie : no , but she was mortified when it happened . she was scared . viki : yeah , i 'll bet she was . of what ? charlie : well , of being thrown out of here . viki : uh - huh . charlie : she does not want to lose her last chance to get close to rex and shane . viki : oh , charlie ! charlie , you do n't -- you just do n't get it , do you ? she does n't want to lose her chance to be close to you ! charlie : okay , no -- it has nothing to do with me ! i just happened to be here . look , viki , please , if you throw her out of here , you 're gon na be punishing rex and shane for something that is not their fault . viki : oh , oh , i see , i see . your very ex - girlfriend throws herself at you , and i 'm supposed to take the high road ? how would you like it if i moved clint in here and started kissing him ? charlie : viki -- this was just a one - time thing . viki : as long as echo is here , how do i know that ? charlie : because i have absolutely no interest in kissing her ever again . [ scene_break ] joey : marry me , aubrey . you know we belong together . aubrey : what about your parents ? joey : they 'll come around . the more they see us together , the more they 'll realize that it 's meant to be , so please say yes . aubrey : yes ! joey : oh , yes ! oh , this is only the happiest night of my life . aubrey : mmm . i think we need champagne , do n't you ? joey : on it . oh , i 'm so glad you were here for this . kelly : yeah . aubrey : so the guy you 're hung up on is joey ? he was your first love ? kelly : aubrey , i had no idea that he was involved with anyone else , that he even wanted to get married . i -- and now that i know that , i -- aubrey : now that you know that , what ? are you gon na try and stop us ? [ scene_break ] starr : jeez . james : thank you . starr : you okay ? james : yeah . starr : i think we should call you a doctor . james : no , you guys . i do n't think anything 's broken . just -- it 's fine . starr : what is your problem ? why ca n't you just leave him alone ? eddie : what ? we were working out . you know , just going a few practice rounds . you are the one that made him drop his guard . james : you sucker - punched me , you son of a -- starr : james , no ! just stay away from him ! stay away from him . ford : hey ! why do n't you pick on somebody who 's better at fighting back ? [ scene_break ] viki : okay , you know what ? i 'm just gon na let this go . charlie : good . you wo n't regret it . viki : oh , i most certainly will regret it if she ever does anything like that again , drunk or sober ! charlie : i promise you , nothing like that is ever gon na happen again . viki : okay . charlie : hey , can i help it if i 'm irresistible ? viki : is that supposed to be charming ? charlie : not working , huh ? viki : do i look charmed ? charlie : no . viki : no . charlie : but i love you anyway . viki : oh , charlie -- charlie : you still love me after all the stuff i 've been asking you to go through ? viki : well , of course i love you ! why the hell do you think i 'm so upset ? viki : i do n't think so . why do n't you go wash your face , get echo 's lips off of you . then we 'll talk . [ scene_break ] dorian : hello , viki . dorian . listen , please call me back as soon as you find out what 's going on with charlie . bye - bye . men . they 're beasts -- all of them . [ scene_break ] starr : he 's just trying to get to you , okay ? do n't give him the satisfaction . ford : i gave you 50 grand , you bastard . you were supposed to get the hell out of here . eddie : i 'll leave when i 'm ready . ford : all right . okay . but you could n't resist taking one more shot at james , could you ? what kind of a sick freak gets pleasure out of hurting his own son ? eddie : it was a boxing match ! ford : you want to box ? let 's go , you and me , 10 rounds . if i win , you leave town and you never come back again . [ scene_break ] aubrey : if you tell joey how you feel about him , it will change everything for me . kelly : is that what you think ? aubrey : is that what you 're gon na do ? joey : okay , kelly , so you heard my big news . so now it 's on you . what did you want to tell me ? [ scene_break ] marty : brody threatened me . he said he 'd tell everyone that i broke into natalie 's medical records . you know what ? has n't done it yet . but if he does , i really will lose my job . then what ? i have n't been a wife for a long time . i 'm not allowed to be a mother or a grandmother . if i ca n't be a doctor either -- ha ha . oh -- yeah , see -- that 's why -- that 's why i have to play this carefully , very , very carefully . [ scene_break ] gigi : brody . [ knock on door ] gigi : oh , god . joel : hey , can i come in ? gigi : yeah . everything okay ? joel : yeah , i was just wondering , you did n't happen to find anything i might have left here ? gigi : like what ? joel : like a pair of briefs . gigi : mmm , you lost your underwear ? joel : occupational hazard . can you help me look ? gigi : i -- i would , joel , but i , um , i have to go . oh , god , brody -- joel : no , i 'm joel , remember ? gigi : no , i know , i know . not you . rex can not show those test results to brody . [ scene_break ] brody : hey , rex , what 's up ? rex : i need to see natalie . brody : i think she might have gone in to work . let me check . rex : no , wait . brody , this involves you , too .
starr and langston are in school in an art class viewing a nude model when langston cleary reveals that she 's been `` deprived `` for too long and may not be able to carry out her celibacy plan with robert for the full 6 months . gigi is also there getting distracted . meanwhile , rex uncovers the document that marty has in her home that says that natalie got pregnant by brody . he does not believe for a moment that it could be true and assumes that marty falsified it in a malicious attempt to hurt natalie . he rushes to inform gigi of what he 's found . but gigi knows the truth and tells him that he needs to go and talk to his sister to find out what she has to say . james is at the local gym taking out his frustrations on a punching bag ready to confront his father when eddie appears , taunts him and `` motivates `` him to box . starr and langston end up at the gym ready to sign up for a kick boxing class when they see that eddie has struck james . they call robert over and he us ready to fight eddie to get him out of town and out of their lives . aubrey reveals that she used to date robert but informs him she 's moved on and is committed to a `` new guy `` . joey tells the same to kelly . kelly and aubrey find out for the first time that joey was the `` special guy `` for both of them and there is some awkwardness . dorian informs viki that she observed echo and charlie kissing . viki confronts charlie and tells him that she is very close to having echo out of her home except for charlie 's protests that she is the mother of his son and grandmother of his grandson .
noelle : viki ? what 's wrong ? viki : two words ! clint buchanan . noelle : that 's why i always say exes should be seen and not heard , and sometimes not even seen . viki : yeah , well , that 's not an option when your ex is under house arrest and lives in your own house . viki : all right , you need to do three things -- sit , breathe , and tell me what clint did this time . viki : noelle , it 's so bad ! noelle : how bad ? viki : he kissed me ! nigel : [ sighs ] clint : where 's viki ? nigel , i asked you a question . nigel : indeed , you did . would you mind repeating it ? clint : what 's going on with you ? nigel : it 's nothing . nothing at all . clint : like hell . nigel , spill . maybe i can help . nigel : i 'm afraid this is beyond even your capabilities . the situation is ... terminal . clint : oh , please ... tell me that you 're not sick . clint : sick at heart , sir . but i 'm not alone . behold . roxanne : [ gasps ] this ca n't be happening ! `` fraternity row `` was supposed to be forever ! now it 's not just gon na be there anymore ! rama : oh . it 's okay . you 'll adjust . i mean , after all , it 's just a tv show . roxanne : it is not just a tv show ! it was not just a tv show when lorraine and durwood went back in time and they filled in for paul revere . and it was not just a tv show when bro and maura water - skied over a tidal wave to get to their wedding ! and now it 's not just a tv show ! it 's family ! my mom , stella , she passed it down to me , and i passed it down to natty and rex . and you betcha that rex is passing it down to shane . [ sobbing ] neela : i do n't understand . you told me to stay away from jack . i thought you hated him . shane : yeah , i do , because of what he did to my mom . neela : so , then , why do you want me to go out with him ? shane : because you can help me finally make him pay . rex : i need to know everything -- everything stacy has been up to since she showed up alive . start talking . kim : do n't worry . i 'll talk . i 'll talk your pretty little ear off after you get me the hell out of here . rex : i 'm worki -- aubrey 's in llanview right now getting the photo that 'll prove cutter set you up to take the fall for him . kim : peachy . and as soon as she gets it , i will point you in stacy 's direction . rex : a - a - and how exactly are you gon na do that ? you said you did n't know where she was . kim : no , but i know my girl stacy , so wherever she is , i 'll find her . stacy : i have been to this place . cutter : you 're saying you 've been to the bon jour café ? stacy : i must have . cutter : no . look , it 's like i said , it just feels familiar because it 's so much like the buenos dias in llanview . this is -- i mean , it 's a lot -- stacy : cutter , i know what you said , but it 's more than that . i have been here , at the bon jour , in paris , texas . cutter : are you saying you got your memory back ? kim : how long do you think it 'll take your little blond friend to deliver the goods ? rex : if rama has the original photo , aubrey will get her hands on it . kim : well , i 'm sure her hands look much better than mine do right now . soon as i climb my way out of this pit , i 'm gon na treat myself to a nice little manicure . i 'm gon na carve my name into clint buchanan 's face for letting me rot in here . [ thudding ] rex : hey , i would n't start making plans just yet , okay ? rama could have deleted the photo . kim : are you kidding ? like she would ever give up any ammo she has on cutter . that picture is worth way more than a thousand words . rex : why would rama turn on cutter ? kim : oh , do n't let her pretty face fool you . that girl is an animal . she 'd rip your beating heart right out of your chest . roxanne : [ sobbing ] rama : oh , roxy , i 'm so sorry . i had no idea how much this tv show meant to you . but , you know , back in india , we have a saying -- `` what 's the use of crying when the birds have eaten up the whole farm ? `` roxanne : huh ? rama : what i mean is , you know , if the show is canceled , it 's canceled . what 's the point in crying ? it 's not gon na bring the show back . but you know what ? i can fix you a drink . that may hit the spot . can i fix you a delhi belly ? roxanne : no . hell , no . i got to keep my head very clear right now . and you were right . there 's no use in crying just because some empty suit thinks that `` fraternity row `` is for the birds , and i got to go fix it . rama : i think you misunderstood my analogy . roxanne : no , i think you were very clear . i got to go . rama : but you have four appointments this afternoon . roxanne : no , reschedule . i got a show to save . clint : nigel , do n't believe everything you read . nigel : with all due respect , this publication is an exceedingly reliable source of information . clint : there 's no such thing in a business that feeds on rumors . have you ever heard the phrase `` no publicity is bad publicity `` ? i 'm telling you , in about a week , they 'll be printing a retraction . nigel : i would dearly hope so , but in all my years as a reader , soap opera weekly has never gotten a story wrong . clint : well , they 've got to be wrong . `` fraternity row `` is in great shape . viki and i were just watching it about an hour ago , and there were surprises and plot twists . that show is rolling along like a -- like a freight train . nigel : i take it you 're referring to brandon and briana and their possibly forbidden love . clint : are they brother and sister or not ? is this a love that dare not speak its name ? now , if that does n't get people to tune in tomorrow , nothing will . nigel : oh , if only we could tune in ad infinitum . but i suppose all good things must come to an end . clint : stop it , nigel . now you 're getting me worried . if that show really is canceled , viki 's gon na be devastated . nigel : as will i . clint : she 's been watching since megan was on . nigel : how well i recall ms . harrison 's riveting portrayal of roxanne and ruby bright . it won her the daisy award . well , at least we 'll have all those memories to keep us warm . clint : yes . that we will . nigel : i was wondering if you might want to host a party . clint : a party ? nigel : a special sendoff to celebrate all the joy `` fraternity row `` has given us over the years . clint : that 's a good idea . viki would love that . but she would n't want me anywhere near it . nigel : why would you say that , sir ? clint : because things have changed between viki and me . nigel : since when ? clint : since ... i kissed her . viki : can you believe the nerve of that guy -- the colossal gall ? ! i ca n't even throw him out , because i foolishly promised in a court of law that i would be responsible for him . what the hell was i thinking ? noelle : are you asking me ? viki : and now i am committed to sharing a home with clint buchanan , indefinitely ! well , tell you one thing , we may be sharing a home , but we are damn well not gon na share anything else . i can promise you that . noelle : whew ! that must have been one pathetic kiss . viki : what ? no . oh , the kiss was perfectly good . noelle : well , except that you did n't want it , so ... viki : no , i did . i did , at the time . and i enjoyed it , at the time . noelle : okay . so then that was a bad thing because ... viki : he did n't kiss me because he wanted me . he kissed me because he could n't have the other ex - wife ! he could n't have kim . rex : there 's no revenge on clint until we find stacy ... so that i can rip gigi 's face right off of her . kim : you think i 'm gon na tell you where she is so you can hurt her ? rex : i 'm not letting her walk around like that ! i 'll take her to the surgeon 's office at gunpoint if i have to ! kim : i do n't want you traumatizing her . rex : d -- what about what stacy 's done to me ? she 'll be lucky i do n't kill her ! i watched my fiancée die , okay ? ! stacy had no problem pretending that gigi had come back to life , letting cutter use that to get the money . do you know how sick that is ? ! kim : stacy has some problems . rex : stacy 's a freak ! kim : that freak is my best friend . rex : if you cared about her , why did n't you stop her from getting a new face ? kim : i tried ! it was too late . rex : w - what are you saying ? you were n't in on this from the start ? kim : no , jackass ! i thought the same thing you thought -- that stacy drowned when she fell through the ice . i did n't know she survived until she walked into the spotted pony looking exactly like gigi -- for you , rex ! and why someone would go through all that for someone like you , well , that 's something i 'll never understand -- not in a million years . aubrey : oh , thank god you 're here ! rama : aubrey ? what are you doing here ? i thought you were in brazil . aubrey : we had to come home . it 's urgent . rama : are you all right ? aubrey : i will be , but only if you 'll help me . rama : how can i help you ? aubrey : i need you to catch stacy morasco . cutter : you know you 've been here because you remember something ? what do you remember ? stacy : where they keep the ketchup . cutter : what was that ? stacy : when i needed ketchup just now , i went right behind the counter , and i knew exactly where it was . cutter : so , because you found a bottle of ketchup , you 're sure that you 've been to the bon jour café in paris , texas . stacy : oh , it 's not just the ketchup , okay ? the phone rang , and without even thinking , i picked it up , and i said , `` bonjour from the bon jour café , pride of paris , texas . how can i help you ? `` why did i do that ? how did i know to use those exact words ? cutter : 'cause you can read ? stacy : i 'm telling you , it was more than that . every fiber of my being tells me i 'm connected to this place . cutter : okay , so , how are we gon na find out if that 's true ? stacy : miss , excuse me . can i ask you something ? callie : sure , honey . want to hear the specials ? stacy : oh , no , no . i just want to know ... do i look familiar to you ? callie : oh , my god . it 's you . neela : i 'm sorry , shane . whatever is going on between you and jack , i do n't think i should get in the middle of it . shane : so you think it 's okay that jack never has to pay for what he did ? neela : no , of course people should make amends for their mistakes , but -- shane : it was n't a mistake . jack tried to lure me into that basement . my mom found out , and she went instead . she ended up getting locked in a basement . she breathed in poison till she passed out and never woke up . neela : that 's so horrible , but i was n't here when it happened . i did n't know you . i did n't know jack -- shane : so , you do n't believe me ? neela : that 's not what i said , shane . it 's just ... i do n't think i can help you . shane : you 're the only person that can help me . i need jack to admit the truth , but he would never say anything to me . he likes you , neela . you 're the one person who can get him to confess . rama : who 's catching stacymorasco ? i 've never even heard of this disease . aubrey : she 's not a disease . she 's a person , and i need you to help me find her . rama : how can i possibly help you find her when i do n't even know who she is ? aubrey : you may not , but kim andrews does . rama : kim andrews ? aubrey : right . the original aubrey wentworth . you know her -- the one you framed for murder and sent to prison . rex : so you had nothing to do with stacy 's little makeover ? kim : do you seriously think i 'd go along with something that psycho ? rex : would n't be the first time . kim : okay , so i let her talk me into some stuff that was a little ... rex : stupid , disgusting , criminal ? kim : maybe i 'm smarter than i used to be , okay ? and stacy had to know i 'd try and talk her out of getting that surgery because she did n't tell me . she did n't want me or anyone else getting in the middle of her happily - ever - after with the man of her dreams . rex : did stacy actually think that i would fall for her just because she looked like gigi ? kim : no . she thought you 'd fall for her because you 'd think she was gigi . rex : wait . her plan was to take gigi 's place . so what was supposed to happen to gigi ? stacy : you know me ? callie : sure , you 're that girl . stacy : what girl ? callie : the one from the tv show , the show , the tv show ... cutter : what show ? callie : the reality show , with the glamorous people and the hair and the problems . cutter : i think what we 've got here is a failure to communicate . stacy : i thought maybe you knew me from here , at the bon jour . stacy morasco ? callie : does n't ring a bell . but , you know , i have n't been working here that long . you should ask the owners . stacy : oh , i 'd love to . are they around ? callie : not right now , but they 're coming back for the big pie - off . noelle : here we go . viki : oh , that pie smells scrumptious . noelle : it 's a new recipe . unh - unh - unh - unh - unh ! and you are not getting a crumb until you give me all the details . i need to know exactly how clint ended up kissing you in the first place . nigel : did you say that you kissed ... clint : viki . yes , i kissed viki , and do n't look so damned happy about it . nigel : i beg your pardon . clint : do n't play innocent with me . nothing would please you more than to have kimberly andrews bumped off of my radar . nigel : it 's not my place to judge your liaisons . my only wish is that you find real contentment . but if you will allow me some curiosity , how did this kiss , uh ... come to be ? clint : it all started when viki and i sat down to watch `` fraternity row . `` noelle : so , you and clint are watching `` fraternity row , `` and ... ? viki : okay . and then we started talking about when we started watching `` fraternity row , `` which was years ago , when my daughter megan was on . clint : that girl was a spitfire -- full of passion and very strong and loyal -- so much like her mother . and that 's exactly what i said to viki . nigel : high praise . she must have been flattered . clint : i meant it . and viki knew that i meant it . so it was in that moment ... nigel : yes ? clint : ... that something passed between us , something that both of us remembered from a long , long time ago . and then one thing led to another . viki : and then all of a sudden , it 's like we were n't talking about megan anymore or `` fraternity row . `` noelle : oh , my goodness . viki : i know . i looked at clint ... and he had that look in his eyes . that 's a look i have n't seen in a lot of years . maybe i 've just tried not to see it . i -- i could n't avoid it this time . noelle : why ? viki : he would n't let me . clint : and that 's when i kissed her . viki : yeah . i mean , i was surprised . i was n't really surprised . i kissed him back , and ... oh . oh , noelle , i thought this is really what i think i 've been wanting all along , you know ? then he started talking about us and our future together , and ... noelle : [ gasps ] your future together ? oh , that 's wonderful . viki : yeah , i thought so , too . but then he had to go and bring up kim ! ow ! clint : it just came out . i just mentioned the letter that kimberly wrote saying she was through with me , and then viki completely misunderstood . nigel : do you blame her ? clint : but she could n't have been more wrong . she said that i kissed her because i was n't able to kiss somebody else , namely kimberly , and it made viki feel like some sort of consolation prize . nigel : i see . well , if you 'll permit , is there any truth to that ? shane : my mom was n't the only one who got hurt by jack . brad went to jail in his place . jack was supposed to be his friend . then he had to sign some confession because jack 's dad paid off his family . neela : i know . that 's -- that 's awful . shane : there 's no justice . you can change all of that , neela . jack trusts you . you can get him to open up . neela : but , shane , even if he did , what would that prove ? it would be his word against mine . shane : not if you get it on tape . i have a tape recorder . you could put it in your purse . neela : no , shane , i ca n't do that . i know you 're a good person , neela , someone that wants to do the right thing . so , please , help me fight for what 's right . rama : i do n't know what you heard about kim andrews , but -- aubrey : save it , rama . i know the whole story . cutter roofied some guy in kentucky , and instead of just passing out , he dropped dead , then you took a picture of cutter with the body . ring any bells ? rama : you do n't understand . aubrey : i understand that you and cutter then edited him out of the picture and stuck kim in to make it look like she was the killer . then you tipped off the police , which is why she 's now wearing a prison uniform instead of her usual g - string . rama : where did you hear all this ? aubrey : where do you think ? rama : if you 're gon na believe someone like kim andrews , then you -- aubrey : why should i believe her ? you 've never exactly kept your feelings secret . you 've never forgiven her for stealing all of your money . so if you could n't send her to jail for that , here was your chance to send her to jail for something else , right ? i 'll take that as a yes . rama : tell me , why is kim andrews so important to you ? aubrey : she 's not . but rex is . kim : i do n't know what stacy was planning to do to get gigi out of the way . she never said , but i made up my mind . i was n't gon na let anything terrible happen . rex : because you stopped her from doing whatever it was she was gon na do . kim : no . not exactly . by the time i figured out what stacy was up to , she was already on her way to llanview . rex : yeah ? when was this ? kim : the day you and gigi were supposed to get married . rex : except that never happened . because gigi ... kim : yeah . was trapped in that basement . but what you do n't know is stacy was there , too . cutter : i think you probably just had a little déja vu like i did before . you know , where you think you 've done something before or been somewhere , but you really have n't ? stacy : yeah , maybe . cutter : so , now that that 's all cleared up , we got to get us a room at the bon suites and figure out how we 're gon na pay for it . stacy : told you -- we have to find jobs . cutter : right , with no references , no connections -- stacy : stop worrying . i have a good feeling about this place . callie : did i hear you saying you 're looking for jobs ? cutter : yes . why ? callie : just so happens we 're hiring . clint : nigel , you should know better . i would never consider viki anybody 's consolation prize . nigel : nor would i . clint : but for her to say that i turned to her because i could n't have kimberly ? that 's just plain wrong . and i told her that , but she kept saying this -- asking the same question over and over again -- `` would you have kissed me if you had never received that letter ? `` nigel : i assume you told her that , of course , you would have kissed her , regardless . uh , did n't you ? clint : i told her it was n't a fair question because you can never know the answer . and kimberly did write that letter . nigel : oh , dear . clint : but that letter has no bearing on my feelings for viki , and , damn it , viki should know that . nigel : so , her tender heart would not be in any danger if she opened it to you ? clint : why would her heart be in danger ? nigel : just if , by chance , you were harboring any lingering feelings for ms . andrews . clint : nigel , what are you accusing me of ? nigel : sir [ chuckles ] i 've had the privilege of serving your family for many years , and during that time , i 've done my best to be supportive and to keep my opinions to myself . clint : and i 've told you before , that 's not necessary . nigel : well , be that as it may , victoria lord is not a buchanan . she is a friend . and on her behalf , i want you to be rigorous , to ask and answer all the tough questions , and do it with all the honesty you can muster . viki : so finally , i just flat - out asked him -- `` would you have kissed me if you had not received that letter from kimberly ? `` noelle : and what was his answer ? viki : oh , he did n't have an answer . he said , `` ca n't we just go back to watching ' fraternity row ' ? `` like nothing ever happened . do you believe that ? ! noelle : [ scoffs ] viki : `` ca n't we just go back to watching ' fraternity row ' ? `` noelle : so what did you do ? viki : i left . noelle : so , that 's it ? you and clint are history ? viki : well , i am not gon na play second fiddle to that -- what does he call her ? -- exotic dancer ! unless you have an option i have n't thought of yet . noelle : hmm . maybe this one -- give clint a reason to make kim the one who comes in second . roxanne : emergency ! [ panting ] nigel : roxanne , what is it ? roxanne : emergency ... clint : get her some water ! roxanne : no ! no water ! i need ... clint : what ? a doctor ? i 'll get you a doctor . roxanne : no , no , i do n't need a doctor . a hero -- i need a hero . and you 're it . viki : are you seriously suggesting that i fight for that man ? no ! i 'm not gon na be miss first runner - up to her . noelle : i am not suggesting that you are first runner - up to anyone . but the thing is , i do n't think was , either . viki : oh , no . he did n't have time to do that . he was much too busy telling me his sob story about the `` dear john `` letter he got from kimberly . noelle : what he was doing is what men have done since dinosaurs roamed the earth . he was sticking his big fat hairy foot in his mouth . but i do n't think clint meant it the way you took it . viki : you 're wrong . he did . of course he did . that man was a newspaperman for decades , and if anyone understands the power of a well - chosen word , it 's clint . noelle : all right , then . so if you went home right now to find him down on one knee with a few well - chosen words of apology , what would you do then ? viki : you know what ? it 's too late . i am not gon na forget this . he only wanted me because he could n't have the newer , younger model . noelle : all right , honey . have some pie ... and think about this -- if clint is dumb enough to want some cheap new model when he could have a gorgeous classic , then i say good riddance . clint : you want me to save `` fraternity row `` ? roxanne : it 's a show on tv . nigel : mr. buchanan knows what `` fraternity row `` is . he 's a devoted fan . roxanne : you are ? well , of course you are . i mean , who would n't be a fan ? all right , so you got to prove it . you got to show them who 's boss . clint : roxy , i 'm sorry , but if you think i have the power to keep a show on the air -- roxanne : of course you got the power , 'cause your papa used to own it ! clint : well , yeah , he did for a while , but he sold the rights years ago . roxanne : well , then buy them back . clint : b.e . is not in the tv - production business anymore . roxanne : wait a minute . what does `` b.e. `` stand for ? nigel : buchanan enterprises . roxanne : right . so `` fraternity row `` is an enterprise . so , what 's one more enterprise ? you 've got room for another enterprise , right ? clint : roxy , i wish it were that simple . roxanne : well , it is that simple ! either we keep on watching the show , or we 're just gon na be kissing it goodbye ! clint : yeah , i would like to keep watching the show . roxanne : well , then we got to stand up for it ! all the fans have got to unite . i mean , we got to unite . we got to throw away our differences and just be there for each other . you know , like the way lorraine and flora , they united together to beat butch . nigel : that was a crackerjack story , was n't it ? roxanne : oh , that was such a hell of a story , but there have been so many of them . i mean , it 's been like 43 years . clint : 43 years ? it 's been on that long ? roxanne : yeah , damn straight . i mean , `` fraternity row `` has been with us through thin and thinner . we got to be there for them . so , you with me ? callie : yeah , i 've been doing double shifts for a week now 'cause we lost one of our servers , and then this morning , the dishwasher does n't show up . stacy : oh , so you need a waitress and a dishwasher . callie : any experience ? stacy : give me an adam and eve on a raft , hold the axle grease ! cutter : what -- what did she just say ? callie : she just asked for poached eggs on toast , no butter . i see you know your way around a diner . stacy : yeah . i guess i do . rex : w - w - what are you saying ? that stacy was there when gigi died ? kim : i ca n't give you a minute - by - minute rundown , but here 's what i saw . i tracked stacy to an abandoned house , and when i got there , i found her . she was passed out . i got my girl to wake up for , like , a second , but then she just passed out again . so i start dragging stacy to my car , and then that 's when i saw you . rex : you saw me ? kim : your car pulled up , and then you ran inside like a bat out of hell , and i figured if gigi was in there , you 'd make sure she was okay . so i took off with stacy . rex : i - i - i do n't believe this . kim : and then i finally got her to a hospital in kentucky so i could keep a close eye on her . doctors said it did n't look good . but i did n't give up . i went and saw her every single day , rex . i begged her to open her eyes , but she just laid there , not moving a muscle in that bed . and that 's how she stayed until you came here and told me different -- you and your new girlfriend . rama : i knew it . this was all about trying to win rex 's heart . aubrey : no , rex is not ready to give his heart to anyone . i told you that . and just because we shared some random kiss does n't mean anything 's gon na come of it . rama : he kissed you ? aubrey : i kissed him , which was not a good idea . rama : why not ? aubrey : because he 's still in love with gigi . rama : but she 's dead . aubrey : dead ? so ? if he 's not ready , he 's not ready . so we 're just friends . rama : okay . but how does this kim andrews fit into this whole thing ? aubrey : because she has some vital information about this scam that gigi 's sister 's trying to pull on rex . rama : and gigi 's sister being this stacy morasco character . aubrey : right . and kim wo n't share the information unless we get her out of prison . rama : which is why you need my help . aubrey : right . you have access to that original photo which proves kim innocent . i need that picture , rama . please . [ cell phone rings ] jack : hello ? neela : jack ? jack : neela . hey . i was starting to think i was n't gon na hear from you . neela : i 've had a lot of thinking to do . jack : about me ? neela : among other things . jack : so what 's the verdict ? are we gon na go out or not ? i mean , if your brother says it 's okay . neela : he already did . jack : he did ? neela : yes . so ... when are you free ? clint : oh , roxy , i 'm so sorry . but as a businessman , i have to respect the bottom line . roxanne : and what does that mean ? clint : it means that if there were even one more nickel to be made off of `` fraternity row , `` i would be making it . but , no . no . i will not be saving an institution whose time has come . roxanne : whose time has come ? do you believe this ? clint : i 'm flattered that you think that i could save the day , but it 's just not in the cards . i 'm sorry . roxanne : you are one condescending son of a bitch . okay . you do n't want to help me ? i 'll save the show myself ! clint : what 's her problem ? nigel : a simple `` no , thank you `` would have sufficed . viki : oh , my gosh . oh -- oh , my gosh . okay , the pastry world has just been set on its ear . this is your finest hour . noelle : oh , you really think so ? viki : honey , i came in here , i did n't think i would eat for weeks . this is the most delicious thing i 've ever had in my life . noelle : oh , do you think it 's delicious enough to win the paris , texas , pie- off ? viki : hands down . noelle : i hope you 're right , 'cause moe and i are going back to take back the championship . wish me luck . viki : how would you like your own personal cheering section ? noelle : you -- you ? you want to come down to paris ? viki : why not ? noelle : oh , vik -- wait a minute . is this about pie , or is it about clint ? viki : well , if you do n't want me to come -- noelle : no , no , no ! no , no , i would love it . and , you know , gigi would really appreciate it , too . viki : gigi ? noelle : well , she was my inspiration for this pie . viki : oh . noelle : you know , viki , i have been thinking about her nonstop lately . viki : yeah , i know . i miss her so much . noelle : viki , you want to hear something weird ? i called the bon jour a minute ago , and i could have sworn i heard her voice . viki : gigi 's voice ? louie : i 'm serious , viki . the girl on the other end of the phone sounded exactly like her . callie : so , what 'd you say your name was ? stacy : stacy morasco . callie : you 're hired , stacy . callie . stacy : thanks , callie . i ca n't wait to get started . callie : what about you ? you wash dishes ? cutter : well , i guess there 's a first time for everything . stacy : he 's just kidding . he 'll be great . cutter : you do have rubber gloves , right ? callie : come in all sizes . so , you ready to get started ? stacy : uh , yeah . sooner the better . you got an order pad ? callie : now , whoa , whoa , whoa . ca n't work in your civvies . moe wants everybody in uniform . but come on back . i got you covered . jack : anytime is good for me . we could catch a movie or ... or you could -- you could come over to my house , and we could just hang out . neela : hang out ? sure . i guess i can come over to your house . jack : okay , great . just , uh , let me run it by my mom . i 'll call you right back . neela : okay . shane : thank you , neela . thank you so much . here 's the tape recorder . just stick it in your purse , and you 're ready to go . neela : i do n't think i 'll need it right away . it 's going to take jack more than one night to let his guard down . jack : take it just in case . you never know . he might be ready to get things off his chest . rama : how could you call someone like kim innocent ? she 's done terrible things . stealing from me was only one on the long list . aubrey : yes , it was , but she did not murder anyone , rama . she should n't be put away for life . rama : i owe her nothing . aubrey : but you owe me , do n't you . when vimal threw you out , i let you stay with me . rama : just for a couple of days . aubrey : it was at least a week . rama : six days , tops ! aubrey : all right , fine ! next time your husband catches you making goo - goo eyes at llanview 's best arms , do n't expect me to stick up for you ! rama : wait . aubrey : why ? are you gon na come through for me ? rex : stacy was there . she could have saved gigi , but she let her own sister die because of -- kim : stacy got hurt , too . rex : no -- [ stammering ] i - i - if she had the strength to crawl out of that basement , she could have done something . she 's as responsible for gigi 's death as jack manning is ! kim : you do n't know that ! look , neither of us know what happened that night . rex : well , we 'll find out soon enough . [ cell phone beeps ] rex : stacy 's gon na tell us . kim : look , nobody 's gon na tell anybody anything -- not until i get out of here . rex : well , start packing your bags . look what aubrey sent . kim : oh , my god . oh , my ... i 'm free . i 'm free ! rex : watch out , stacy . i 'm coming for you . neela : so , is it okay ? jack : yeah , i checked with my mom . it 's all good . so when can you get here ? neela : i can leave right away . i 'll see you soon . jack : i 'm looking forward to it . neela : me too . i think it 's about time we get to know each other a little better . rex : i do n't know how you did it , aubrey , but you 're amazing . aubrey : what happens now ? rex : uh , well , i go to the police , i show them the photo . with any luck , kim gets released . i 'll call you as soon as we 're back in llanview . aubrey : okay , travel safe . rex : yeah , and , aubrey , what you did for me , i will never be able to thank you enough . aubrey : you do n't have to thank me . rex : you 're a really great friend . i 'm lucky to have you in my life . aubrey : i 'm glad you 're in my life , too . rama : except he 's not in your life the way you want him to be . aubrey : it 's enough for now . rama : well , it will have to be , because soon , cutter will officially be off the market . aubrey : what do you mean ? rama : aubrey , are you really not thinking what 'll happen when you hand over the evidence to clear kim ? you 're sending cutter to jail in her place . callie : how 's it going ? cutter : never been better . callie : stacy , how does it fit ? stacy : like a glove . seriously , it 's like it 's made for me . callie : perfect . now all you need 's a new name tag . we 're having a hard time recycling these old ones . time 's up . kim : did n't you hear ? he 's getting me sprung . that 's what they all say . kim : no . except this time it 's true . i 'll see you soon . rex : and when i do , you 've only got one job -- finding stacy . kim : and teaching clint buchanan a lesson he 'll never forget . watch out , cowboy . here i come . clint : viki , i 'm glad you 're back . we need to talk . viki : no , i 'm going upstairs to pack . clint : to pack ? viki : mm - hmm . clint : where you going ? viki : someplace where you ca n't follow me .
llanview laments the cancellation of their beloved daytime drama `` fraternity row . `` nigel suggests that clint throw a farewell party for fraternity row . roxy determines to save the show and goes to clint for help . viki vents to noelle about clint kissing her . clint tells nigel about the kiss , and that viki thought he was kissing her in lieu of kimberly . nigel encourages clint to be honest with viki about his feelings . noelle advises viki to give clint a reason to regard kim as second best . shane wants neela to help him make jack pay , but she does n't want to get involved . rex seeks answers from kimberly , who says she will happily comply as soon as he gets her out of jail . rex sends aubrey to retrieve an incriminating photo from rama . aubrey tells rama she wants her to help catch stacy . kim did n't know about stacy 's plastic surgery beforehand , but knows stacy 's plan was to replace gigi without rex realizing it . she tells him stacy returned to llanview the day he was to marry gigi . `` stacy `` finds the bon jour cafe in paris , tx familiar . cutter thinks it is because of its similarity to the buenos dias cafe in llanview .
natalie : need to work on that topspin . john : yeah ? so show me . rex : lindsay , hi . lindsay : i 'm meeting someone . rex : i just need a minute . lindsay : no . rex : i never should have been in that hotel room covering up for jen . you were right . lindsay : no , you should have gone to the police . a woman was killed , for god 's sake . rex : i know , but if you could have seen how upset jen was . she -- can you forgive me ? lindsay : jen 's my only concern now . rex : mine , too . [ scene_break ] jen : `` sleepytime motel `` ? [ scene_break ] rex : and i 'll always be there for her . you can count on it . [ scene_break ] marcie : hey . i -- i saw you giving your statement at the police station . you and joe kind of seem like things are stressed out . jen : yeah , you could say that . marcie : anyway , i was just thinking that the party that you 're planning for joe -- well , maybe you ought to plan it with somebody else . you know , rex -- he 's nothing but trouble . just like michael mcbain . i 'll catch you later . marcie : ahem . al : marcie , hey . i was about to go and get some late dinner . you want to come ? marcie : no , do n't even try it . do n't even try it because i know exactly why you 're being friendly to me . [ scene_break ] david : what , what , and what is so important it could n't wait till tomorrow morning ? dorian : shh . david : what ? dorian : aunt betsy has decided to leave her $ 30 million nest egg to my nephew paul . david : really ? dorian : yes . david : and let me guess -- your nephew paul is n't the sharing type . [ scene_break ] dorian : i 've got to get my hands on that $ 30 million . but i need your help . [ scene_break ] kelly : i do n't want to talk about this anymore ! kevin : we have to talk about it . this does n't have to be difficult -- asa : what the devil is going on here ? kelly : he 's at it again , asa . he 's talking about a divorce . asa : what ? over my dead body , kevin . [ scene_break ] blair : where you been ? todd : just walking around . blair : you left here screaming , breaking things . todd : i had to think . blair : about kevin and me ? todd : you said nothing happened , right ? blair : nothing did happen , walker . todd : i should have believed you . blair : why did n't you ? todd : sometimes it 's hard to believe that someone like you could love me . i saw that picture in the paper , and i just -- i lost it . sorry . forgive me . [ scene_break ] asa : good lord , kelly . you 're shaking . kelly : i do n't want to talk about this anymore . kevin : we 'll talk about it in the morning . and we will talk about it . kelly : kevin -- kevin , where are you going ? asa : do n't you worry , kelly . there will be no divorce . kelly : kevin is so determined . asa : he may be a damn fool , but he is not stupid . he 'll come to his senses . kelly : i 'm not so sure anymore . asa : kelly , you listen to me . kevin could be governor in a couple of years . he 's worked for everything that hard , and that 's what he wants . kelly : i think there 's something he wants more now . [ scene_break ] blair : what happens the next time you 're jealous of kevin ? todd : there wo n't be a next time . blair : are you sure ? todd : you love me . you chose me . i know that . and besides , we 're married , yes ? we 're -- we took a vow . blair : todd -- todd was so jealous . and he always hurt me , and he would lie to me , walker , and i hated it so much . todd : i 'm not -- i 'm not todd . i wo n't let that happen to us , blair . blair : ok , good . you know -- good . it 's all right . it 's all right . it 's all right . look at me . look at me . look at me . we deserve a honeymoon . yeah . todd : yeah . blair : and i was thinking maybe tonight at the bayberry inn . todd : ok , i 'm ready when you are . blair : oh . [ scene_break ] natalie : want to improve on your game ? john : yeah , i would n't mind . natalie : go buy a video . rex : i heard your mom 's okay . i 'm glad . natalie : thank you . me , too . now , how about you telling me what you were thinking . rex : what ? natalie : helping jen hide the fact that she was at a murder scene ? rex : it 's cool . everything 's fine . natalie : oh , well , you 're damn lucky . you know , i really hope this is a wake- up call for joe so he can see that his wifey - poo is such a liar . rex : let 's just say i think jen 's taking another look at her options . natalie : no . are you sleeping with her ? sleepytime motel ? rex : i got to go . i got a date . [ scene_break ] john : hey . look , i know how much you love press conferences , so i need you to call one . i need you to make a statement , issue a warning to women on local campuses . they need to travel in pairs , get a security guard escort when they 're going to their cars at night . daniel : you want me to cause a massive panic and you do n't even have a suspect ? john : there wo n't be a panic if done right . daniel : lindsay . you look more beautiful than ever . lindsay : thank you . daniel : so , why are we meeting here instead of the country club ? lindsay : i just thought it would be better for both of us if we kept this as casual as possible . daniel : oh . was it something i said ? lindsay : no , actually , it 's me . i have a bad habit of jumping into things very quickly and handing my trust over to people before they actually earn it . daniel : like your partner , david vickers . lindsay : i took care of david . [ scene_break ] david : so , what 's the plan ? you going to forge a new will and force the old biddy to sign it ? dorian : where there 's a will , there 's a way . david : especially when that will contains $ 30 million . dorian : originally , she said she wanted only a female to inherit . she should have stuck with that . david : yeah , but you said that none of the cramer women were eligible due to all the requirements . and starr got dropped because she 's todd 's daughter , right ? dorian : we just need to find someone who is the right gender , who 's never been married , who just kind of shows up . after all , paul just recently showed up . david : the long - lost relative scam . that 's one of my favorites . dorian : good . so get going , get creative , and get me a cramer heiress . [ scene_break ] marcie : i hope that you have had a really good time making fun of me . al : wait a minute . what -- what are you -- marcie : because you have done it for the last time . al : ok , slow down . what are you talking about ? marcie : you and madison . you were dating her , sleeping with her -- i do n't care what you were doing , whatever it was . al : uh -- yeah . marcie : you two thought it would be really funny to make me think that you liked me . and then when i actually did think that you might like me , it would be even funnier because you would completely humiliate me again ! al : no , marcie , it was n't like that . marcie : oh , do n't be disappointed because it never would have worked . because i know that i 'm important . i know that i 'm beautiful . al showed me that . and no one can take that away from me , especially not a creep like you . al : hey -- marcie , wait a minute -- marcie : wait ? wait for what ? wait for what ? i can have nothing to do with you . as far as i am concerned , she killed al . [ scene_break ] david : a plane crash , an avalanche , trapped in a cave -- boy , it is good to see that nothing throws you off your game , dorian . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : i did come up with a good plan , did n't i ? david : but we have n't discussed my cut yet . now , we 're not going to do that percentage business like we did with the diamonds , all right ? 10 % my aunt fanny . dorian : wait a minute . i only gave you 10 % of my 10 % because that was all the insurance company gave me . they said the theft happened too soon after i had -- david : no , stop . just sell this somewhere else , all right ? i know you stole your own diamond . dorian : i did not do anything of the sort . i could n't very well get rid of them here in the states , so i had them shipped safely to malaysia . david : malaysia ? dorian : yes -- david : i 'm going to get my -- blair : david , do you live here now ? david : blair , enough is enough , all right ? i will not date you while you 're married . blair : shut up . dorian : david is consulting with me on the renovations to la boulaie . blair : whatever . look , i just came to ask you a favor . hedy is not working tonight , and walker and i have plans . david : oh . newlyweds . is n't that sweet , baby ? huh ? a word of advice -- treasure the moment because dorian and i barely even remember the first blush of wedded bliss . but the fireworks that followed soon after -- huh , huh ? huh ? dorian : you can bring the children here . blair : thank you -- i think . david : stop checking me out . it 's getting embarrassing . blair : please , shut up . [ david chuckles ] [ scene_break ] blair : ugh . oh , man -- kevin : oh -- hi . blair : what do you want , kevin ? kevin : dorian . i need to make an apology . blair : so , what did you do this time , huh ? kevin : well , nothing that bad . i just did n't thank her for helping my mother survive in the cave . blair : well , i think dorian and viki helped each other . kevin : yeah , thank god . blair : i owe you an apology . i 'm sorry that i told kelly that i knew about her affair . kevin : oh , hey , do n't worry about it . blair : yes , i do worry about it , and i should n't have betrayed your confidence . i mean , she was going on and on about you and me , and it just ticked me off , and it just came out . kevin : you know what ? it does n't make any difference . blair : yes , it does . kevin : if we were n't arguing about that , we 'd be arguing about something else . blair : well , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . kevin : i asked her for a divorce again . she got upset . blair : are you sure that 's what you really want ? kevin : yeah . you know , i think that 's the best for both of us . you helped me see that . blair : look -- when we were trapped in the cabin at lake saranac , we talked and we got closer -- as friends . kevin : i mean , i was really happy about that . blair : well -- what i 'm trying to say is that i 'm going to have to let go of that friendship . kelly is my cousin , and it 's just not fair to her . kevin : not to mention your husband , right ? blair : kevin , please understand . for us to be friends -- it 's not a good idea , okay ? [ scene_break ] todd : do you know where kevin is ? i need to apologize . kelly : apologize ? todd manning apologize ? for what ? todd : nothing . i just -- i 'm sorry i 've been accusing him . kelly : well , that would impress blair . i knew there had to be an ulterior motive . todd : you think what you want , but blair and i are married and he 's out of the picture . kelly : good . then it should n't bother you that kevin has asked me for a divorce . todd : so what ? it -- she does n't want him . kelly : is that what she told you ? yeah , i 'm sure she did . and we both know that blair never tells a lie . todd : she loves me . kelly : i do n't doubt it . and i do n't doubt that she 'll stay with you -- at least for the kids ' sake . i mean , they love you , right ? and it 's okay because , you know what ? blair 's never satisfied with what she has . but she 'll just have him on the side , you know , and what you do n't know wo n't hurt you . she will find a way to justify it , and you know she will . [ scene_break ] dorian : yes -- yeah -- and -- and we 'll talk again soon . bye - bye . david : so , what 's the good news from dear old aunt betsy ? dorian : i just stopped her from pressing charges against starr for attempted murder . david : why ? what happened ? dorian : she went to her digitalis bottle , and she found that the digitalis had been substituted with antihistamines . it was just by sheer luck she found it out . she could have been killed . david : wow . those manning kids sure start young . got to respect that . dorian : david , be serious . i mean -- wait a minute . aunt betsy 's gotten rather old . she 's forgetful . david : yeah . dorian : maybe she just got her medication confused . besides which , we certainly do n't want aunt betsy to die . david : at least not until she 's had a chance to change the will . dorian : mm - hmm . so , david , are you going to be able to help me find a new cramer heiress ? david : bubbles , i can do anything for you -- as long as i get my fair share . dorian : oh , you 'll get your share . i 'll have so much money , i can even afford your share . [ dorian laughs ] dorian : oh , just think of what i can do with all that dough . oh , yes , i 'm going to make la boulaie so grand . david : yeah . maybe even as grand as llanfair . dorian : grander . viki and i are equals . why is it she gets everything she wants ? i think i deserve an equal chance to get everything that i want , do n't you ? david : dorian , do n't you know that you 'll always have something that viki does n't ? dorian : what 's that ? david : it 's me . [ scene_break ] natalie : i did n't get any of the extra hours that i asked for . damn ! john : you been working a lot lately ? natalie : yeah , actually , i have . i 've been trying to work as much as i can so that i can run away from my feelings . so next time you want to play psychologist , think of something original . john : i was just making conversation -- natalie : what do you have to say about it , anyway ? i mean , you do the exact same thing , so what are you running from , mcbain ? i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i just -- i really hate it when people psychoanalyze me . john : yeah , i never would have guessed . you know , i used to have a life , but now all i need is my work . see , you and i are n't all that different . [ scene_break ] lindsay : so , do you have any other children ? daniel : no . no , just my son riley . lindsay : that 's a great name . where 'd you come up with that ? daniel : well , he was named after joe riley . lindsay : who ? daniel : viki davidson 's first husband . my wife worked for him at `` the banner `` years back . joe was a great guy . sometimes i have to admit that the name is too big a burden for my son . lindsay , he 's a great kid . he 's -- i mean , he 's talented , he 's bright , and -- he 's mad as hell at me most of the time , but -- but with good reason . lindsay : yeah . i know that that 's hard . you know , when my kids were little , we were so close . and now will lives halfway on the other side of the world , and jen -- i just worry about her all the time , especially now . daniel : i can understand that . lindsay : you know , her being so nearby when that call girl was murdered -- i just -- i -- i hope that she realizes that she 's been really self - destructive . she 's got to make some changes in her life . she 's the only one who can do it . [ scene_break ] rex : was a good call coming here . you wo n't regret it . [ scene_break ] blair : walker ? todd : yeah , it 's me . blair : so , where have you been for so long ? todd : who cares ? i 'm here to stay . well , you really thought of everything , did n't you ? blair : i want this night to be perfect . todd : so do i . thank you . blair : mm - hmm . todd : here 's to our new life together . blair : i have been dreaming about this night forever . todd : so have i . todd : blair ! blair : what 's wrong ? blair : hmm -- oh , walker -- what -- what 's going on ? what -- what are you doing ? todd : why ? what 's wrong ? blair : you 're just scaring me . what 's going on ? todd : what do you think ? blair : please do n't tell me that this is about kevin . todd : oh -- you just find some way to bring up his name , do n't you ? why ? you probably think about him when we 're together , do n't you ? blair : would you stop it ? todd : huh ? do you know he asked his wife for a divorce ? why 'd he do that ? blair : that 's between kevin and kelly -- todd : because he knows he 's going to have you like he 's already had you ! blair : you know what ? i am not going to be around you when you 're like this . todd : wait just a minute . blair : stop it ! you 're acting exactly like todd ! todd : oh , of course i am ! what do you expect ? todd : no , you know , i 'm starting to think not everything was todd 's fault . blair : i never said it was . todd : you probably drove him over the edge , and who would n't knowing his wife 's sleeping with somebody else ! blair : i knew that this insanity with kevin would never end ! todd : wait a minute . no , you 're not going anywhere . blair : do n't you touch me ! do n't you ever touch me again ! todd : wait a second . [ scene_break ] kevin : grandpa . asa : i do n't want to hear the word `` divorce `` out of your mouth ever again . kevin : i 'm meeting with an attorney tomorrow . i 'll give kelly whatever she wants . asa : do you have any damn idea what this means ? kevin : yeah , it means we 've tried everything we can and our marriage does n't work . asa : all blair 's fault , that cheap , two - bit tramp . kevin : this has nothing to do with blair , all right ? things started going wrong for kel and me back in texas . asa : then try and make it right . because if you do n't and you file for divorce , i want you out of my life for good and you 're out of my will . [ scene_break ] david : lindsay . hello . lindsay : david . david : your assistant said you were here . what -- what is a gorgeous creature like you doing in a place like this ? lindsay : were you looking for me ? david : well , you were going to cut me a check to cover that other check . lindsay : oh , the one that bounced ? david : i 'm telling you , you 're going to make 10 times the price of those carlivatis . but i need to get your half of the advance first . lindsay : i already sold the carlivatis . david : ex -- excuse me ? lindsay : yep . and here is your half , partner . 10 , 11 , 12 , 13 , 14 , 15 . [ david laughs ] lindsay : there you go . david : $ 15 . lindsay : yeah . david : come on . lindsay : i sold them to an art professor at the university of llanview , and he 's using them to teach art students how to detect art fraud . and lucky for both of us , i also happen to be very well educated in that matter . david : yes . thank goodness for your keen observational skills . i am embarrassed , duped like an amateur . i could have sworn that herr manheim was a reputable collector . i -- i do n't -- lindsay : it 's a good thing that i did n't give him any money . david : i 'll say . and , of course , you 'll cover half the loss as my partner ? lindsay : of course . david : hmm . lindsay : ah -- my date . david , you remember daniel colson , the district attorney ? david : hello . daniel : hi . david : we 'll -- ahem . [ scene_break ] natalie : do n't quit your day job . john : you know what i think ? i think someday you 're going to play me . natalie : you know what ? you already blew your cover . john : you think it was all an act , do n't you ? it was n't , natalie . you play with more passion than anybody else i 'd ever seen . and you 'd think you want to do something that makes you happy . i know i would . natalie : good night . john : good night . [ scene_break ] al : wait a minute , okay ? why -- why do n't you just listen to me ? marcie : ugh ! al : will you talk to me for just one second ? marcie : talk to you about what ? al : come on . marcie : i have nothing left to say to you ! oh -- look . there 's your girlfriend . you can talk to her . madison : michael , you bad boy . why have n't you called me ? al : i 'm busy right now . madison : oh . with who ? i do n't see anyone . [ marcie chuckles ] marcie : you two are perfect for each other . al : marcie , wait . madison : loser . i am so glad i ran into you . deke and i are done for good now , so maybe we could go for a drink sometime . al : take your hands off of me . you make me sick ! madison : what ? al : do you not hear me ? get away from me , all right ? i never want to see you again ! [ scene_break ] dorian : come on , information highway . come home to mama . paul : looks like you could still use that help . dorian : oh , you mean you can spare me a few moments of your precious time ? paul : do n't be like that , aunt dorian . come on , i 'm sorry i could n't before , okay ? dorian : here , you dropped this . hmm . do you have allergies ? paul : no , i -- i have a cold . dorian : uh - huh . these say they 're antihistamines . did you know aunt betsy 's digitalis got switched to antihistamines ? paul : did -- did she take the wrong pills ? god , is she all right ? dorian : i 'm sure you 're really relieved to hear that she 's just fine . i just spoke to her . paul : oh , good . thank god . dorian : did you know that aunt betsy took digitalis ? paul : no , i had no idea . dorian : do you have any idea how your medicine might have gotten switched with hers ? paul : no , it -- she must have done it herself . blair : dorian , i need to talk to you . paul , do you mind ? paul : no , no problem . if you still need the help later , i can -- dorian : yeah , that 's just fine . paul : ok . dorian : thank you . hey . did you have a fight with your husband ? blair : can i stay here tonight ? dorian : he always ends up hurting you . blair : what do you mean ? dorian : walker -- this is n't the first time he 's hurt you . remember when he lied about his brother flynn ? blair : dorian , you know what ? i do n't want to get into it . i just -- i just want to get some sleep . dorian : sure , honey . do you remember that your mother is spending the night here ? blair : yeah . right . dorian : so we 'll all have a nice breakfast together in the morning . [ phone rings ] dorian : oh , tell you what . sleep late . we 'll have brunch . [ blair turns off phone ] [ phone rings ] blair : do n't . that 's walker , and i do n't want to talk to him . dorian 's voice : hello . you have reached la boulaie , the home of the cramer / lord -- [ phone rings ] kevin 's voice : yeah , this is kevin buchanan . i ca n't come to the phone right now . [ scene_break ] al 's voice : `` i ca n't do this -- i make things worse with marcie every day . when she sees me , the only face she sees is michael 's . i ca n't control what michael does , who he was . until i figure this out , i should probably just stay away from marcie . `` [ scene_break ] [ music box plays ] marcie : oh , my god . oh , my god -- help ! somebody , help ! [ scene_break ] dorian : no , no , stop . david : why ? dorian : really , i 've decided -- david : it looks great . dorian : i really do n't like it . david : it 's perfect . dorian : it 's the wrong scale . david : what do you mean , it 's the wrong -- dorian : i wanted something larger , grander , but really -- david : you got me -- dorian : thank you for helping . david : you 're going to repay the favor . dorian : can we talk about what happened earlier ? david : what -- no , no , no . the $ 15 that i gave you was a contribution towards the renovation . that was a gift not to be repaid . it does my heart good to give . dorian : you kissed me . david : that was just a -- it was sealing the deal , all right ? a deal which , by the way , we have not figured out a final fee for me yet . dorian : believe me , you find me a suitable cramer heiress , and you 'll get more than your fair share . david : you amaze me . even after all these years , you still think that i would take you at your word . you know -- [ dorian chuckles ] david : it 's just endearing . dorian : hmm . david : it does n't look that bad . dorian : it looks terrible . david : `` la boulaie , 18 - - `` 18 - - is this house really that old ? dorian : give or take a century . do n't you love the sound ? la boulaie . david : sounds like `` creme brulee . `` dorian : david , i 'm telling you , viki better keep a close eye on that governor of hers . there 's competition in town . [ scene_break ] lindsay : well , i guess i better go . i 've got an early appointment at the gallery in the morning . daniel : lindsay , we should do this again . lindsay : i 'd like that . daniel : and who knows ? maybe we 'll end up at the country club next time . [ lindsay chuckles ] lindsay : maybe . [ scene_break ] natalie : `` natalie -- every artist needs the right brushes . hope this helps you make all the right strokes . i love you , cristian . `` [ scene_break ] officer : agent mcbain ? we got the info you wanted . john : she enrolled here at the university ? officer : reinstated for next semester . and she signed up for a dance class , no credit . john : school give her an i.d . ? officer : they said she should have a temp . john : killer 's probably got it by now . thanks . john : how you doing ? marcie : hi . john : hey , listen , marcie , i -- i know this is n't easy , but i got to ask you a few questions , okay ? marcie : ok . john : yeah . you see anybody around here , anybody suspicious ? anybody that might have been watching that girl ? marcie : uh – [ scene_break ] rex : it 's just like i remembered , except better . jen : you really mean that ? rex : you belong with me . you always did . jen : yeah . guess so . [ scene_break ] kelly : hey . can i get you a drink ? kevin : no . kelly : you know , we -- kevin : do n't -- kelly : have always been able to work out our problems , kevin . kevin : no , we 've just buried them . kelly : oh , come on , kevin . do n't say that . kevin : i do n't want to do this . it 's not fair . kelly : `` it 's not fair `` ? fair to who ? to blair ? what , are you worried about cheating on your girlfriend with your wife ? kevin : kelly , do n't do this . kelly : if blair is the reason my marriage is breaking up , i think i have the right to know . kevin : look , things started going bad for us a long time ago . i 'm having some things packed . i 'm moving to the palace tonight . [ scene_break ] todd 's voice : no , you know , i 'm starting to think not everything was todd 's fault . dorian : he always ends up hurting you . blair 's voice : i 'm not going to be around you when you 're like this . todd 's voice : wait just a minute . blair : you 're acting exactly like todd ! todd : oh , of course i am ! what do you expect ? blair : no . it could n't be . what if he did n't die ? could walker really be todd ? [ next_on ] kelly : he does n't care about your money , grandpa . all he cares about is blair . starr : walker , you better not have blown this . blair : why do you always call walker todd ? addie : because that 's his name , silly . he is todd .
dorian & david hatch their plan to find a phoney heir to aunt betsy 's fortune . todd comes back to blair & apologizes for his jealous behavior . daniel & lindsay go on a date at rodi 's & talk about their families . marcie accuses michael of playing her to hurt her . kevin continues to harrass blair with his feelings for her . he tells kelly he 's moving out of the house . rex & jenn make love at the motel with someone watching thru the blinds . todd & blair get a room at a hotel . blair starts to get romantic , but todd 's too furious over what kelly 's been telling him & starts to rough her up . lindsay informs david that she found out the paintings he got were fakes . madison shows up & tries to get michael interested in her again , but he yells at her to get lost as marcie listens in . dorian finds pills in paul 's jacket & suspects him of trying to poison betsy . marcie finds madison 's strangled body in the student lounge . natalie starts playing pool again . blair starts to put the pieces together & wonder if walker 's todd .
happy holidays ! ! ! todd : you tell that moron managing editor of ours to put the screws to kevin . alright ? i 'll see you -- wait a minute , hey , hey , hey -- clear your schedule . you need to plan the wedding . well , whose wedding do you think ? my wedding ! god . good morning . would you like some coffee ? blair : i wish that that would solve it . todd : solve what ? what 's wrong ? blair : we got a problem , todd . we got a big problem . margaret : it 's perfect , just like it was made for me . oh , it 's less than a month until the wedding . christmas is a very good time for blair to learn a little lesson about giving . hmm . nora : please tell me you did n't really find a shovel at paul cramer 's murder site . bo : did you see that story on the news last night ? nora : i figured you planted it . bo : how 'd you know ? nora : because they gave the name of the lab where we supposedly sent the evidence . they did everything but give the address . bo : i was just trying to flush out some suspects , you know . nora : ha - ha ! and did you ? bo : i think so . nora : great ! who did it ? evangeline : hey . john : hey . evangeline : i heard about tico santi . how 's jessica taking it ? john : i do n't know . she has n't been up for questioning . evangeline : well , what about cristian ? one of the nurses told me that he checked out ? john : natalie took him home last night . evangeline : then he must be doing ok . john : hopefully , they 'll be able to pick up where they left off -- which sounds like a good idea to me . evangeline : me , too . john : yeah ? cristian : ow . natalie : you ok ? cristian : yeah . yeah , fine . natalie : you sure about that ? cristian : could n't be better . natalie : you had another one of those dreams , did n't you ? cristian : they 'll eventually go away . and then -- all i 'll dream about is my beautiful wife . viki : natalie , honey ? i 'm so sorry to disturb you , but your car is blocking mine , darling , and i need to get to the hospital to see jessie . natalie : i 'm sorry , mom . i 'll be right there . save my place . cristian : hurry . natalie : got it . viki : oh , so sorry to bother you . natalie : oh , no problem . cristian : mother - in - law , mother - in - law . antonio : you need to try and get some rest . jessica : i ca n't . antonio : you 've been up all night . jessica : i ca n't -- i ca n't sleep . i just -- i keep on having these dreams , these horrible nightmares . i just do n't want to sleep . antonio : here , let me -- let me see if i can help , ok ? jessica : oh . antonio : here . antonio : is that better ? jessica : mm - hmm . antonio : relax . tico : my beautiful bride has returned to me . jessica : tico -- tico : just tell them , jessica . tell them you know who killed me . jessica : but i -- i do n't . i -- i ca n't remember . i do n't . tico : if you do n't tell them , then you 'll just have to join me . jessica : no ! bo : i had detectives at capricorn last night just to keep an eye on the suspects after i left , and apparently this story about the shovel -- that got quite a reaction out of lindsay and jen . nora : well , you ca n't rule out r.j . he could be cool with sweat running down his back . bo : yeah , but i think r.j. and rex balsom rule themselves out . they showed up at the lab , stole the evidence . nora : both of them ? bo : yeah , both of them . they looked like they were surprised to see each other , too . now , i put four different shovels there . nora : well , that 's clever . none of it evidence , of course ? bo : no , no , no , no . of course not , but they did n't know which shovel it was . they took all four shovels . nora : oh , god . what are they doing , trying to protect lindsay ? bo : hmm -- i think r.j. was . but balsom -- i think he 's worried that jen did it . nora : oh , come on , bo . who 's been convicted of murder before , and who 's helped her break out of jail ? honest to god , i do n't know how r.j . keeps letting lindsay suck him into these things . bo : yeah , we 're going to need a lot more evidence before we arrest lindsay or jen . daniel : if you 're trying to ruin the reputation of the d.a . 's office , you 're doing one hell of a job . bo : good morning , daniel . daniel : you leaked evidence to the media that there 's new evidence in the cramer case . you mind telling me what the hell you were doing ? now they 're demanding to know whether or not we 're going to release dorian lord and david vickers . bo : well , now that you brought it up , i do n't think either one of them are really guilty . nora : you feel the same way , do n't you , daniel ? blair : do we have to get married today ? todd : i believe that 's what we decided . blair : yeah , yeah , i know we did , and we also talked about , you know , doing it up right . todd : all right , we can get champagne and we can get the flowers and we can have the family there . blair : not dorian . todd : yeah , i know . blair : todd , now , how can i get married with dorian in jail ? todd : i -- i understand . blair : it 's not funny . todd : look , if we waited to get married until every family member of ours was in picture - perfect health , we 'd never get married . and there 's really only two other people besides us who cares whether or not we 're married anyway . blair : jack and starr . todd : that 's very good . they really want us to be a real family again . blair : i know . todd : i 'm so sorry about dorian . blair : oh , you are not , and do n't make fun of me . hey ! starr : ready to go ? blair : yep ! todd : where you going ? starr : shopping . blair : after our appointment . starr : i thought you were going to cancel . i ca n't go today . blair : yes , you can . starr : no , i ca n't . dad , please tell her i do n't have to go ! please ? please ? viki : darling , i know how much you love cristian and how happy you are to have him home , but it 's got to seem a little weird , too , right ? natalie : no , no , no , it 's -- it 's great . it 's really great . viki : is it ? natalie : yeah . viki : i mean , it 's been a year . you 've both been through a lot . natalie : well , especially cristian . viki : i just want you to be happy , ok ? i want you to take it easy , do n't put any pressure on yourselves . just enjoy getting to know each other again . natalie : thanks , mom . viki : ok . cristian : wedding anniversary , wedding anniversary -- october -- [ knock on door ] cristian : yeah ? viki : cristian , may i come in ? antonio : honey , it was -- it was just a dream , baby . it was -- it was just a dream . john : hey . antonio : ok ? john : you guys all right ? you ok ? antonio : it 's a nightmare . john : must 've been a bad one . paige : good morning . john : good morning , doctor . paige : hi , hi . how are you ? jessica , antonio told me you had problems sleeping ? you know , why do n't we all clear out for a while and give jessica a chance to rest ? evangeline : ok . feel better , jessica . john : yeah , you take care of yourself . antonio : honey , if you want me to stay , i will . you know that . jessica : no , it 's fine . you ca n't stay here babysitting me . antonio : all right . if you need something , you just page me , ok ? paige : the nurse on duty said you woke up screaming . jessica : i had a really bad dream . john : any of these dreams have anything to do with the murder ? antonio : crazy nightmares . john : dead guy named tico make an appearance ? antonio : she was doped up . all right , look , you -- you saw how weak she is . it was a dream . she does n't remember anything . john : ok . did you ever consider if somehow jessica did see the killer 's face , maybe she 's in danger ? todd : does she really have to go to this appointment ? blair : yes , she really has to go to this appointment . you have canceled it three times . got to go . this is it . starr : i do n't care ! ca n't we just do it after the wedding , please ? blair : no , we can not . starr : just cancel it one more time ! right now we have to go shopping and buy shoes and dresses . blair : no . got to go . starr : you want me to look like a freak , do n't you ? blair : oh , you 're being silly . i do n't want you to look like a freak , and you could never look like a freak . starr : i will ! i 'll be hideous ! todd : no , you 'll always be beautiful . you got that ? starr : no . i just wish i were dead right now . todd : hey -- you shut up and listen to your old man . you have the kind of beauty that lasts forever . do you know why ? because you 're smart , and that 's beautiful . blair : we know that this is tough . but we know that you are brave . todd : that 's right . so why do n't you just go get it over with , and by tonight at the wedding , that appointment will be nothing but a bad memory . margaret : thanks for checking on me , doctor . no , i 'm much better . oh , no , the medication is fine . there are no side effects . yes , i do have plans for christmas . i 'll be with my family . daniel : i mentioned to nora that i was going to talk to lindsay about the case in an unofficial capacity . bo : so you have doubts about our suspects in custody , too ? daniel : i want to investigate every possibility . bo : that 's what i was trying to do last night . daniel : by leaking it to the media ? do you have any idea what it 's like dealing with these people when they think you have innocent people locked up ? bo : all right , let 's just -- let 's back up here for a second . if you agree with me that maybe dorian and vickers did not kill cramer -- nora : i think we 're all saying the same thing here . bo : well , maybe , but the feeling i 'm getting right now is that we 're not all playing on the same team . viki : i 'm sorry , am i disturbing you ? cristian : no , no . no , it 's ok . i was just making a list , some things i need to get . viki : oh , i can imagine . cristian , i expect you have n't thought about this yet , but if you want your studio back , your art studio at the university , i can arrange that for you . cristian : wow . it 's been so long . i 'm -- i 'm not really sure i can draw again . viki : of course you can . anyway , you just let me know when you 're ready , ok ? cristian : thanks . viki : i also wanted to say we 're so , so grateful to have you back . and i expect this is going to be something of a transition for you . you know , you and natalie are going to need some time to adjust . cristian : we 're getting there . viki : i know , i know . cristian , you 're part of our family now . anything you 're going through , anything you need , i want you to know that we 're all here for you , ok ? cristian : thank you . viki : yeah . ok . cristian : mrs. davidson ? viki : yeah ? cristian : i really appreciate it . viki : sure . natalie : surprise . cristian : hey . what is it ? natalie : only your favorite breakfast of all time . antonio : you do n't think i know that jessica 's in danger if she saw tico 's killer ? why the hell do you think i 'm sticking around , huh ? i 'm trying to protect her , john . john : that 's -- that 's great , except you 're still one of the suspects . paige : i know you 're going to want to question jessica , but you 're going to have -- john : you know what ? it 's all right , i can do this later . paige : ok . why do n't you come back in a while and we 'll see how she 's feeling ? john : i 'll do that . we 'll continue our discussion some other time ? antonio : yeah . evangeline : tell her we 're thinking about her . antonio : i will . evangeline : ok . john : bye - bye . evangeline : bye - bye . paige : mr. vega , i 'm going to have to ask you to leave , as well . jessica does n't want to see you . starr : ok , let 's go . todd : all right . i 'll walk down with you guys . blair : ok . todd : i 'm heading down to the palace . blair : what do you mean , the palace ? i thought mrs. bigelow was planning the wedding . todd : we 're getting married tonight . i got my own arrangements to make . blair : ok . well , i guess that we 'll just have to stop by the palace before we go shopping because i want to check the menu for tonight 's dinner , actually . the button , right ? starr : yeah , and i do n't want to be alive . blair : oh , starr , starr -- starr : what ? blair : it 's going to be all right . margaret : you 're getting married tonight ? well , what about all my plans ? oh . no , you ca n't do this to me . john : hey . bo : hi . john : nice work on the news report last night . i heard you made some progress . bo : yeah , i think we can scratch r.j. gannon and rex balsom off the suspect list , and we can bump lindsay and jen rappaport up to the top of that list . and daniel has been doing some investigating on his own . you want to bring us up to speed on this unofficial meeting with lindsay ? daniel : well , there 's really not a lot to tell . but if i did find out anything , you 'd be the first to know . bo : well , we 're going to be taking a harder look at lindsay after last night . daniel : all right , look , since you 're nowhere near ready to make an arrest , i 'm still recommending no bail for david vickers and dorian lord . and the next time you want to leak something to the media , i want to be in on it . paige : well , jessica needs her rest right now . and from the looks of it , so do you . antonio : she is going to be ok , though , right ? paige : she 's stable . she 's just exhausted from fighting the infection . viki : oh , good morning . paige : hello . antonio : good morning . paige : good morning , mrs. davidson . viki : how 's my girl ? paige : oh , she 's doing much better . viki : oh . well , thank goodness for that . i got a little worried when i got the message that jessie wanted to see me . antonio : i 'll -- i 'll be outside getting some fresh air . will you let her know i 'll be ready to see her whenever she wants ? viki : well , sure . and thank you . thank you for being here for her . antonio : sure . paige : you know , before you go in , there 's something that you need to know . jessica -- she 's been having nightmares . she did n't get much sleep at all . maybe you could get her to rest . viki : i will do my best . thank you very much , doctor . paige : thank you . viki : ok . natalie : blueberry , slightly burned . cristian : but i do n't mind . natalie : you do n't mind ? i mean , that 's the way you used to like them . cristian : still do . natalie : i 'm sorry , cristian . i 'm trying too hard , are n't i ? cristian : no , natalie . natalie : we just ca n't go back to being the way we were , can we ? viki : the doctor said you 've been having nightmares , huh ? jessica : it 's nothing . viki : well , i do n't think so . [ jessica sighs ] viki : ok , sweetheart -- ahem -- you know everything 's ok now , do n't you ? you 're safe . no one can hurt you anymore , ok ? do you want to tell me your dreams ? jessica : tico was alive . i was in his room . he -- he was alive , and he said he knew that i knew who killed him , and he threatened me . he said that i had to tell . viki : do you know who killed tico ? john : look , there 's the possibility jessica might 've actually seen who pulled the plug . daniel : and you 're just telling us about this , what , now ? john : i will be speaking to her later , i 'll know more then . does that work for you , boss ? bo : sounds good . john : thank you . nora : you know , a year ago if you 'd asked me if antonio was able to kill anyone , i would 've said no . but now with everything going on with jessica -- bo : i think antonio could 've killed tico the other night if i had n't pulled him off . john : bottom line is antonio 's not going anywhere as long as jessica 's in the hospital . jessica : it 's just it 's been really hard for me to separate what i 've been dreaming and what really happened . i mean , i -- i think that i saw what happened , but i just -- i think i saw who pulled the plug , but i just -- i -- it 's all blurred . it 's just really frustrating , mom . i just -- viki : shh , shh -- hey . it 's ok , all right ? it 's ok , sweetheart . you 've been through a terrible ordeal . besides which , you have an awful lot of medication in your system , so i 'm not surprised that you ca n't remember things , honey . jessica : tico threatened me . he said that -- he said that i had to tell them who i saw murder him or he 'd kill me . viki : hey , it was a dream . you know that , darling , because he 's gone . he can not hurt you anymore . margaret : this is so wrong ! what am i going to do ? the wedding is all set for christmas ! ok . ok . you just need to calm down and breathe . remember what the doctor said . just one step at a time . if the old plan is n't going to work , i 'll just have to come up with a new one . todd : what do i know from flowers ? just buy out the whole store if you have to . i do n't care , just do it . i got to go . see you . hi there . evangeline : hey , todd . how you doing ? todd : i 'm fine . how 's llanview 's smartest lawyer doing ? evangeline : i 'm fine . i 'm actually meeting a client . todd : oh , that 's ok with me . i do n't care . um -- so what do you think about tico santi ? hmm . well , at least my niece does n't have to divorce him now . evangeline : that 's one way of looking at it . todd : who do you think killed him ? does your boyfriend have any suspects ? evangeline : why do n't you ask him ? todd : ha - ha . you would n't tell me anyway , would you ? evangeline : what do you think ? todd : uh -- no . say , did i tell you i 'm getting married tonight ? evangeline : seriously ? todd : that 's right . this is it . evangeline : well , congratulations . give my best to that beautiful bride of yours . todd : why do n't you come tonight , tell her yourself . evangeline : it 's tonight ? todd : yeah . evangeline : you want me there ? todd : i do . you got me out of prison . that 's as close to a friend as i 've got . evangeline : wow . i would love to come . what time is it ? todd : 8 : 00 ? uh -- yeah , right here at the palace . evangeline : you realize , of course , i 'm still not going to give you any information about john 's case ? todd : i suspect he 's thinking what i 'm thinking -- that kevin killed him . evangeline : you are a dog with a bone . todd : hmm , a big bone . but it makes sense , does n't it ? kevin and tico were plotting to kill the governor . tico goes into a coma . but kevin ca n't risk tico coming out of the coma and pointing a finger at him , so kevin pulls the plug himself . natalie : cris , i 'm sorry . i -- i do n't know why i keep trying to relive every memory that i ever had with you . cristian : you do n't have to relive anything . i 'm here now . this is real , natalie . it 's you and me . natalie : i know . i guess -- i guess i just keep expecting it to be like it was . i mean , i know that it ca n't be , but , you know , i just -- i want to go back , i want to erase everything so that we can be the way that we were . cristian : i wish we could , but we ca n't . natalie : i know . and i ca n't expect you to be the same man . cristian : you 've changed , too , you know . natalie : really ? how ? cristian : well , i feel like you have your guard up a lot of the time , like you 're not really sure what to say or how to act . but i blame mcbain for that . natalie : why ? cristian : he 's the reason we lost a year . he put this distance between us . natalie : no . that was tico santi . you even said so yourself . cristian : mcbain played his part . natalie : cris , he feels terrible about what happened . cristian : i do n't really give a damn how he feels , natalie , and you should n't , either . i do n't even like to see you talking to the guy . natalie : let 's -- let 's forget about john . i mean , yeah , you and i , we both have changed , and , i mean , how could we not ? it 's been -- it 's been a year . cris , i need you -- i need you to know one thing , the most important thing that you can know . i never stopped loving you . cristian : want to go back to being us ? natalie : you ok ? matthew : you really played soccer ? paige : mm - hmm . high school and college . i still kick the ball around every once in a while . bo : you ought to ask her to practice with you . you know , maybe she can show you a few moves . matthew : you could ? paige : well , i think your dad 's exaggerating a bit . but if you 'd like , yeah . matthew : sure . paige : ok , then you 're on . todd : hey , bo ? bo : hmm ? todd : keeping dorian and vickers locked up much longer ? bo : well , we 're right in the middle of lunch right now , manning . todd : ah , that 's ok , i already ate . you know what ? forget it . i do n't care . you can leave them locked up for life . matthew : is starr here ? todd : no , not yet . she will be , and you better be extra nice to her when you see her . matthew : why ? todd : you 'll see . i 'm going to wait for her in the lobby . you want to come with me ? matthew : is it ok , dad ? bo : did you finish eating ? matthew : mm - hmm . bo : yeah , ok . just stay in the lobby , though , ok ? matthew : you 're not leaving , right ? paige : no , no . i 'll still be here . bo : he really likes you . paige : well , is this a good thing ? bo : yeah . but , see , it was n't -- not that long ago that he was just determined to get nora and me back together . paige : yeah , well , all kids want to see their parents together . bo : yeah , but i did n't expect him to ever accept anyone else in my life . but he could n't resist you . matthew : hey , mom . we just had lunch with paige . nora : you did ? wow . did you have fun ? matthew : yeah . paige plays soccer . nora : is that right ? matthew : yeah , she 's going to come practice with me . nora : oh , well , that should be a lot of fun . that 's just great . were you going someplace ? matthew : yeah -- to wait for starr . nora : is it ok with your daddy ? matthew : uh - huh . nora : ok . love you . bo : hey . nora : hi . bo : how you doing ? nora : hi . bo : did you see matthew ? nora : i did . i did . bo : yeah , we just had lunch . paige : oh , he 's an incredible little boy . you must be so proud . nora : well , thank you . yeah , we -- we enjoy him . bo : yeah . you should 've seen him with paige . i mean -- you know , i think that they 're going to be great friends . nora : well , that would make me very happy . bo : so are you joining somebody for lunch ? nora : no , no , no . i 'm -- picking up . bo : at the palace ? nora : uh -- yes -- for daniel and me . yeah , it 's sort of -- um -- a private lunch , you know , sort of -- at my place . i should really go . bye . bo : bye . paige : it was good to see you . paige : oh , i am so surprised at you , mr. bo buchanan . bo : why ? paige : you are so busted . daniel : those look federal . john : f.b.i . files on some of tico 's known mob enemies . daniel : you think one of them could 've killed him ? john : got to check it out . daniel : i guess that 's easier than going after antonio vega . john : nothing 's easy about anything here , but i 'm doing the job . daniel : i see . just like when natalie vega was a suspect in the cramer case -- just doing your job . john : that 's right . natalie did n't do it . but you know that already . otherwise , you would n't have charged dorian lord , right ? daniel : you better be just as sure that vega did n't lose it and take out his brother . [ jessica sighs ] jessica : i 'm so glad that you 're here . viki : and i 'm going to stay here until you kick me out . why do n't you close your eyes and try to sleep . i 'll be right here , ok ? jessica : ok . viki : close your eyes . jessica : mom ? mom , i ca n't sleep . i 'm afraid to close my eyes . and when i 'm awake , i just ca n't help but wonder -- viki : what ? jessica : maybe -- maybe tico 's right . viki : about what ? jessica : maybe i know who murdered him , but i do n't want to remember because maybe it 's somebody that i really love . natalie : last chance . are you sure you want to eat here ? cristian : why not ? natalie : well , i used to have to drag you here kicking and screaming . cristian : well , we deserve to celebrate , do n't you think ? natalie : yeah , for a long time . cristian : hey . antonio : hey . cristian : what are you doing here ? antonio : i 'm sorry to interrupt . natalie : is jess ok ? antonio : yeah , yeah , she 's fine . she just wanted some alone time with your mom . natalie : yeah , i guess that 's better than medicine , huh ? antonio : yeah . i was at llanfair . lois said you 'd be here . listen , would you mind if i spoke to him for a few minutes ? natalie : no , no , that 's ok . i 'll get us a table . cristian : something wrong ? antonio : we need to talk about carlotta . cristian : what about her ? antonio : well , i think she needs to know you 're alive . cristian : no . antonio : look , cris , i may not be her son , but you are . somebody needs to tell her you 're alive , and i think that somebody should be you . cristian : ok , ok , but not yet . i do n't want her to see me like this . look , just give me a few more days , ok ? i want to be in one piece when i see my mother . antonio : i understand . cristian : ok . thanks . so , when you see jess , tell i said hey . antonio : yeah , yeah , i -- i will . cristian : everything ok with you two ? antonio : yeah . yeah , fine . evangeline : is cristian with you ? natalie : yeah . actually , we were just about to sit down . evangeline : hmm . natalie : listen , i need to thank you for the other night . i was such a wreck . evangeline : no , you do n't have to thank me . natalie : i do . you were very nice to me . evangeline : i just wanted to make sure that both you and cristian were ok . natalie : thank you . oh , i almost forgot . ahem . i should 've given these to john last night . evangeline : right . yeah , he mentioned that you two were together . natalie : i know , and then i ran into him again at angel square , but then he got the phone call about tico , and i just totally forgot all about the gloves . sorry . evangeline : hey . cristian : hi . evangeline : hey , cristian . how are you ? cristian : good , thanks . do you mind if i steal my wife ? i ordered a bottle of champagne . natalie : you did ? cristian : mm - hmm . evangeline : enjoy . cristian : thanks . natalie : thanks again . cristian : see you . evangeline : see you . john : a year 's a long time . nora : hey . hi there . daniel : oh , hey . nora : got any plans for lunch ? daniel : no , no . but if you 're asking , i would love to . nora : well , i happen to have a couple of bags of takeout food from the palace in my car . daniel : yeah ? nora : mm - hmm . and i thought that maybe since we do n't have any court dates this afternoon , that maybe we could go back to my place and -- eat ? daniel : well , that 's -- it sounds -- it sounds great . nora : ok . let 's go . daniel : well , hey , hey , hey , nora , i -- i mean , are you -- i mean is -- is anything wrong ? nora : no . far from it . matter of fact , i think everything 's going to be just fine . paige : you know what you 're doing . bo : what ? paige : oh , god , classic avoidance . you 've been caught , you do n't want to talk about it . bo : i do n't know what you 're talking about . paige : oh , you just slip your arm around me when nora comes up to the table . bo : yeah . yeah , i guess i did . paige : you 're trying to make your ex - wife jealous . why ? matthew : your dad says he 's marrying your mom tonight . are n't you happy ? all right , you 're not going to believe this -- my dad has a new girlfriend . it 's ok , she 's not so bad . how come you 're not saying anything ? todd : how 'd it go ? blair : oh , she wo n't talk to me , so i do n't know . todd : she 'll be ok by tonight . blair : well , i 'll tell you what i 'm going to do . i 'm going to go head over to the caterers and check on the menu . todd : ok . matthew : what 's wrong ? was your dad lying about the wedding ? is that why you 're upset ? then what is it ? todd : hey , sis . so the wedding 's all set . you coming ? viki : well , i mean , i would like to , but i -- i ca n't leave jessica alone . todd : ah , jessica . i thought she was better . viki : well , she is better . i just -- as i said , i do n't want to leave her alone . i need to be here for her , ok ? todd : well , why do n't you just pay somebody to watch her for a couple of hours ? i need you here at this wedding . this is going to be the best one ever . it 's going to be small . there 's not going to be any cramers there . viki : no cramers ? none of blair 's family 's coming ? todd : not that i know of . kelly -- she 's off god - knows - where looking for some baby , and dorian and her boyfriend are in prison , and addie 's nuts . and so if she makes it , fine , but if she does n't , it 'll be totally cramer - free . viki : well , personally , i think that 's very sad for blair . todd : oh -- yeah , i got to go , sis . all right , i hope to see you there . bye . hey . blair : todd ? todd : blair ? blair : i thought you understood . todd : oh , what , that ? oh , it 's just some stupid joke . i did n't mean that stuff . blair : really ? well , i think you did . todd : jeez . margaret : oh , yes , i reserved a cabin . i know . i was so looking forward to spending the holidays in the mountains -- well , actually so looking forward that i 'd like to bump up my reservation . i 'll need the cabin starting tonight . oh , perfect . you do n't know how happy you 've made me . and how sad you 've just made blair . [ margaret chuckles ] viki : that was todd who called to invite me to his and blair 's wedding -- tonight . jessica : why 'd they move it up ? viki : i do n't know , and i was afraid to ask . jessica : maybe it 's better not to . viki : yeah . jessica : yeah . viki : he said he was very sorry that you would n't be there . jessica : me , too . viki : but at the same time , he 's positively thrilled that none of blair 's family is coming . jessica : oh . then maybe you should go for blair 's sake . viki : oh , well , right now i want to go and find a doctor , and i want them to give you something to sleep . ok ? ok . i 'll be right back . i wo n't be long . [ next_on ] viki : the hospital board met this morning , and they have decided to let you go . blair : what are you doing following starr and i here ? answer me , margaret ! daniel : what 's wrong ?
jessica continues to have nightmares about tico choking her if she does n't tell who killed him . jessica is upset that she ca n't remember . she refuses to see anyone but viki . christian does not remember things that he should – favorite breakfasts , mother in law , that he does n't like the palace . he also refuses to see his mother , even after antonio tells him that he really needs to go to her . daniel is upset that bo planted a story on the news without consulting him . bo concludes that rj and rex are innocent because they took all of the shovels because they did n't know which was the real one . bo and daniel contemplate letting dorian and david out of jail . nora sees paige and bo kissing at lunch . she pretends to be at the palace to get take - out for her and daniel for a romantic lunch . she goes back to the station and asks daniel back to her place for a picnic lunch . john is at the hospital investigating tico 's murder . the doctors refuse to let jessica be questioned . natalie bumps into evangeline and asks her to return john 's gloves to him . evangeline seems a little perturbed that john met natalie in angel square . todd and blair prepare to get married . blair gets upset when she overhears todd invite viki , gloating that the cramer family wo n't be there . starr gets braces . margaret goes to blair and todd 's apartment . she hears them talk about the wedding – today . she goes back home and calls the cabin rental agency and asks to rent the cabin immediately .
adriana : how come you 're not at u.v . ? rex : oh , some nights i ca n't handle the scene . what 's so funny ? adriana : when i first met you , you loved it . you were totally in your element -- mr. club owner , like you 've been doing it all your life . rex : i 'm a complicated individual . adriana : yeah , i realized that a long time ago . rex : i did n't grow up like you , duchess . adriana : you mean with nuns ? rex : unless you count the time that roxy dressed up as one for halloween . she had this whole outfit , and underneath a rubber corset , six - inch heels , and a whip , and she called herself sister pain . adriana : sister pain was my biology teacher . she loved dissection . frogs spontaneously combusted when they saw her coming . it must have been fun growing up the way you did . rex : fun ? no , not exactly . adriana : well , at least you do n't have someone telling you how immature you are every time you do something your family does n't like . what 's funny about that ? rex : yeah , you 're going to hate this , but -- adriana : go on , spit it out . rex : you got a little dorian in you . not too much , just enough to make sure you get your own way . adriana : that 's a compliment , right ? rex : what do you think ? [ scene_break ] michael : you should be using the crutches i gave you , john . oh , but not cool enough for big bad john , right ? john : i can walk fine . michael : you 're still in pain . john : knock it off , will you ? michael : well , you know , you should take something to help you sleep . i got my bag in the car . john : i do n't want to sleep , and i do n't want any of your pills . michael : then what do you want , john ? john : i want to live the last year of my life over again . you got something in your bag for that ? i did n't think so . [ scene_break ] antonio : what do you mean , my brother 's still alive ? evangeline : cristian 's alive , antonio . there was no impostor at statesville . it was cristian all along . [ scene_break ] guard : he gives you any trouble , i 'll be right outside . doctor : if you excuse us . let 's see how that wound is healing . cristian : i 'm fine . i do n't need a doctor . i do n't need anyone . [ scene_break ] clint : natalie ? what is it , honey ? what 's the matter ? niki : you want me to help you ? what , are you for real ? jessica : please , i have no where else to go . niki : get out of here . like i do n't know what you and your daddy are up to . you guys ca n't wait to get rid of me so you can get boring st. viki back . jessica : my father does n't even know that i 'm here . niki : you sure you 're jessica ? jessica : yes , i 'm sure i 'm jessica . niki : ok . then you listen up , miss jessie . about your friend tess -- whatever she says , she got nothing on me , ok ? so you can yap all you want . just remember , i like to kick the dog . jessica : fine , niki , if you 're not going to -- niki : yappity , yappity , yappity , yappity ! do n't waste your breath . niki 's got staying power this time . jessica : niki , could you just listen for -- niki : and you can tell your daddy that he can quit keeping me locked up here . jessica : i 'm pregnant . niki : what do you say ? jessica : it 's true , i 'm pregnant -- or tess is , and either way , this baby 's going to need a grandmother . niki : sorry , grandma ai n't around . jessica : the only reason that you 're out is because my mother let you out to help me . so if you 're not going to start talking , then we 're not going to need you anymore . [ scene_break ] rex : so did you always mouth off to nuns , or is this a recently acquired behavior ? adriana : i talked back just enough . i mean , i always got my own way , but i never got in any serious trouble . rex : i had a permanent at in detention . adriana : for what ? rex : oh , cussing , skipping class , winning kids ' lunches off of them , throwing dice . you want the whole list ? adriana : you must have driven roxy crazy . rex : actually , she would have approved . i did n't live with her then . my dad 's sister shipped me off to michigan . she said roxy was not fit . adriana : right , you told me . rex : i guess i kind of hoped that she would have gotten fed up with it and sent me back to a.c . i missed natty and my mom . your mom 's your mom , you know ? you love her no matter how many stunts she pulls , even if they break your heart . [ scene_break ] niki : you 're not going to need me anymore ? what the hell does that mean ? you think i ai n't grandma material ? jessica : viki is my mother and she is going to be the grandmother of this child , not you . niki : yeah , why the hell not ? i mean , the kid ca n't call me grandma , but , you know , he could call me , like -- i do n't know -- aunt niki or -- and i can teach the kid a lot . jessica : that 's not going to happen . niki : oh , yeah ? well , who 's going to do it ? not you , tootsie , because you do n't know what 's what . jessica : you 're right , niki . you 're not grandma material . niki : cool . take a walk . jessica : you might be in charge for the moment , but that 's still my mother 's body . niki : all this yapping is getting us nowhere fast . jessica : do you think that i 'm having this conversation because i 'm bored ? i am pregnant , and tess is still inside me , and nobody 's happy about this . niki : well , what the hell are you looking at me for ? it ai n't my fault you 're pregnant . i ca n't blame tess , though , you know ? the little old winemaker -- he 's cute . jessica : can we be serious here for one moment ? niki : ok , ok , i want out of here -- seriously ! jessica : listen , i know that you hate me , but what about tess ? i mean , she 's more yours than i ever was . niki : so what ? you think i like her better than you ? jessica : well , she 's more like you than i am . niki : wrong again , kid . i hate the little bitch as much as you do . [ scene_break ] clint : honey , do n't you give it another thought . now , i know i 've been all caught up trying to keep this situation with your sister low profile . and it seemed between your mom and your sister and bo , i 've been doing nothing but talking on the phone with doctors ever since i got here . natalie : i 'm sorry , dad . i 'm so sorry that i 'm not here . i -- i am now . i promise , i 'm -- i 'm here . clint : all right , but i 'm just worried about you . you know , the way you found out about cristian , i 'm sure you 're going through hell , and i did n't want you to think that i did n't care . natalie : no . i know you care . it 's ok . i 'm ok . clint : well , now , you ca n't put one over on me that easily , young lady . natalie : well , one good thing is -- ahem -- is uncle bo in the hospital and he is going to be fine . clint : yeah , yeah , he 's fine . the world 's worst patient , though . i mean , he 's just getting out of surgery and he 's chomping at the bit to go home . now , what is it , honey ? and do n't you try to snow me , because i know this face . natalie : it 's just this thing with cristian . it 's really hard , you know ? and tonight i had to face the hardest thing i 've ever had to deal with in my life . clint : i 'm not quite sure i know what you 're talking about . what happened ? natalie : going to statesville . clint : you did what ? damn it , natalie , bo sent you home . what the hell are you doing going back there ? natalie : i had to , dad . i had to go back there for john and for cristian . it 's -- it 's just that i was almost killed . [ scene_break ] doctor : we restitched your wound . whoever sewed you up during that riot saved your life . and i 've prescribed you an antibiotic to safeguard against infection . you should be fine in a few days . what you need more than anything right now is sleep , so i 'm going to order you a sedative . cristian : no , no drugs i just need to be alone . doctor : your call . i 'll write the order , attach it to your chart . if you change your mind , you can call the nurse . they 're transferring you to minimum security , but you 'll be here at least until morning . i 'll be by to check on you then . listen , i heard about what you 've been through . if it 's true -- cristian : it is . doctor : i hope everything works out for you . cristian : i do n't think that 's possible . doctor : is there anybody you want me to call ? somebody in your family , a friend ? cristian : no , no one . [ scene_break ] evangeline : when cristian found out the truth about who he was , he decided to keep it to himself . antonio : why ? evangeline : he did n't want the people that he loves to see him as a murderer , to see him in prison , to carry a torch in natalie 's case . antonio : so how did you find out ? evangeline : john . he 's the only one who knew from the beginning . antonio : mc bain ? he knew all this time ? evangeline : yes -- antonio : no , this is n't -- evangeline : he 's known since february , when cristian was sentenced . but your brother made him promise not to tell . and when i found out the truth , i went straight to statesville to confront him , and he finally admitted the truth about who he was to me , but he made me promise not to tell natalie . he did n't want anyone that he loves to know . antonio : when ? when did this happen ? evangeline : a few months ago . antonio : `` a few months ago `` ? how did this happen ? what about natalie ? does she know ? evangeline : yeah , i -- i finally told her at statesville before she was taken hostage , but she 's ok . i just think that she 's in shock right now . i was just -- i was worried about you . i just wanted to make sure i told you before you heard about it on the news . antonio : my mother -- i ca n't let my mother find out like that . i ca n't . she needs to know tonight . evangeline : yes . yes , you tell her . and when you tell her , you let her know that i am working and doing everything i can to see if i can get his conviction overturned . antonio : how ? how ? how do you -- he killed tico . he pled guilty . evangeline : yeah , we 're not disputing that . but he was n't in his right mind , antonio . he was brainwashed . antonio : yeah , but how do you prove it ? i mean , do you even know who did it ? evangeline : yes . carlo hesser . antonio : where 's my brother now ? evangeline : he 's in a clinic in llanview for observation . they brought him there when they got everything at statesville under control . antonio : what clinic ? [ scene_break ] michael : i called you in a prescription whether you like it or not . they 're delivering it . john : make yourself at home . michael : yeah , why do n't you watch some fake reality on the boob tube . always helps me unwind after a long shift . fine . you want to be depressed ? go ahead . do n't let me stop you . john : mike , nothing 's going to help me forget about what happened tonight . michael : no , not forget , just , you know , take your mind off it for a little while . think of nothing . think of doughnuts . john : well , that 's where you and i differ , bro . thinking about nothing ca n't do it . unless you want to hit me over the head with a baseball bat , you 're stuck with it . if you do n't like it , there 's the door , bro . michael : you know , you are never going to get natalie back if you keep acting like this . [ scene_break ] jessica : i just assumed -- niki : yeah , yeah , yeah , i got it . you assumed that since we 're both alters got , like , some special bond . no way , ok ? i hate the little brat . i just met her and she was rude . jessica : she was ? why ? niki : well , who the hell knows ? she acted like i was trying to give her a hard time or something . and you know what ? whatever she says i know -- just because she says it , that do n't make it so , ok ? i do n't know what her deal is . jessica : you do n't understand why you 're out , do you ? niki : oh , man , you are going to tell me , ai n't you ? jessica : you 're only out because my mother let you out . niki : no , no , viki does n't let me do anything . jessica : it 's true , niki . my mother let you out to help me , so you better start talking . [ scene_break ] natalie : look , ok , when carlo hesser took over the prison , john and cristian , they ended up together , and they had to fight off carlo 's men , one of them being hayes , hayes barber . he 's dead . clint : i hope you do n't feel bad about that . natalie : no , i 'm glad . i 'm glad he 's gone . however , it gets worse . some of the guards were working for carlo hesser , too , and one of them realized who i was and took me hostage . i guess he thought i was good bait for john and cristian , which it worked . so they -- the minute they found out that this guy had me , they came running into the common room unarmed , and carlo hesser was there . he had a gun , but he only had one bullet left , and he said he was going to shoot either john or cristian and i had to make the decision which one was going to die . clint : my god , natalie . natalie : but thank god , you know , john and cristian , they outsmarted him . they fought , they won . everybody 's ok , physically . i just -- i thought i was going to die in there . i thought we all were . dad , where are you going ? clint : to get some air . if i do n't , i 'm afraid of what i got to say to you . [ scene_break ] john : you know , i got a good idea . how about we talk about your life for a while , because i do n't think it 's going that well either . michael : that hurts , john . it really does . and i 'm going to forget it this time because you almost died tonight -- for natalie , and it was n't the first time , and i 'm telling you , john , i know this is tearing you up inside whether you want to admit it or not . john : the way i feel does n't matter . i played with natalie 's feelings . i lied to her . end of story . michael : why are you beating yourself up all of a sudden , john ? you promised cristian -- john : does n't make it right , mike . it does n't make it right . if she never looks at me again , i would n't blame her . michael : yeah , that 's going to happen . john : she 's married . michael : lame excuse . john : oh , that 's a lame excuse ? how 's that a lame excuse ? michael : because in this case it 's a technicality . john : technicality ? you ca n't even spell that . michael : yeah , the important thing here , john , is that you love her . so what are you going to do , john ? you going to roll over and play dead , or are you going to stand up and fight for something for once in your life ? john : back off , mike . and do n't ever use the `` love `` word again . michael : you know , it seems to me that natalie is handling this a lot better than you are . john : your point ? michael : my point is that i used to be worried about her , you know ? but she can take care of herself . you , on the other hand , have a death wish , john . and now that i know that you 're ok , i do n't want to be anywhere near it . john : you do n't have to . [ scene_break ] rex : you really should n't be out here alone at night . adriana : i 'm not scared of angel square . besides , i love coming out here when it snows . it does n't snow in puerto rice . i could be out here for hours . it 's nice to have some peace and quiet . rex : a hell of a lot 's happened the past few days . i saw bo get shot . i thought i 'd lost this amazing friend . i did n't even realize he was one . adriana : but he 's going to be ok . i knew you 'd be devastated if anything happened to him . rex : it 's not just bo . natalie ended up a hostage at statesville in the middle of that whole mess . you know , i 'm starting to wonder how many times i 'm going to have to watch my sister 's life flash before my eyes . adriana : my god , is she ok ? rex : she 's fine . mc bain , too , and someone else . adriana : who ? rex : you know the guy we all thought was cristian 's impostor ? adriana : yeah . what about him ? rex : well , it turns out he was n't a fake after all . cristian 's alive . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] guard : there 's a guy here , says he 's your brother . antonio : is it true ? [ scene_break ] niki : ok , one more time . i do n't know nothing about tess . besides , since i am obviously like the president of the bad alter society , why the hell would i give up something on her so you can make her disappear ? it 's like viki made me disappear . jessica : niki , just -- niki : you know what ? forget it . you and your boyfriends and your daddy , you got me locked up here in this room . cool . that gives me squatter 's rights , ok , to this room and that bed . so you get up , get out , and get over yourself . [ scene_break ] natalie : did the air help ? clint : you did a damn fool thing . getting yourself in the middle of a prison riot sounds like -- well , it sounds like something your mom might do . natalie , you are your mother 's daughter , and that 's not a bad thing to be . natalie : i 'm sorry , dad . believe me , i -- i do n't ever want to have myself in a situation like that again . clint : no , i 'd venture to say you 've had your fair share of danger . now , what about your other situation ? natalie : hmm . john and cristian ? clint : yeah , both of them seem like they would do anything to make sure that you 're ok , and i 'm sure that both of them would do anything to get you back , so , question is , what are you going to do ? natalie : i wish i knew , dad . [ scene_break ] adriana : i ca n't believe it . rex : look , the only one who knew was john mc bain . he found out the whole deal when cristian went prison . adriana : why would n't he tell us ? i mean , we had a memorial for cristian . he broke carlotta 's heart , and poor natalie . rex : from what natalie said , the guy thought that if he was going to be in prison for life he was better off dead . in your minds , at least . that way he died a hero , instead of some coward who pulled the plug on a guy in a coma . adriana : so cristian really killed my brother ? rex : yeah , i guess so . i 'm sorry , adriana . adriana : and john mc bain knew this whole time ? how could he keep that from us ? unless he did it because -- rex : well , i 'll be damned ! look who it is . adriana : just heard about cristian . john : i do n't know what to say exactly . excuse me . adriana : did you do it to keep natalie away from my cousin ? [ scene_break ] cristian : yes , he 's my brother . antonio : i 'm going to need more than your say - so to belie you are who you say you are . cristian : you still hang that ratty old stocking on the mantel at christmas ? antonio : not since i thought my brother was dead . he was the genius who shrunk it . cristian : and turned it pink . maybe you can put it back up this year . you know , if i decide to wash it again , i promise not to use bleach . [ scene_break ] john : no , that was n't the reason . if you 're asking me why i did what i did , i do n't have a good answer . i guess we all make mistakes . anything more and i think you should talk to cris first . he and natalie are going to need you two , and i know you 'll be there for them . have a good evening . michael : john , wait up . adriana : what was that all about ? rex : i think it was about as close to an apology as mc bain 's ever going to get . [ scene_break ] evangeline : thanks . i 'll just have some coffee . bartender : kind of late to be working so long . evangeline : yeah , well , i 've been ignoring things in my own life too long , and it 's time to start catching up . bartender : i 'll keep the caffeine coming . evangeline : thanks . [ scene_break ] antonio : we 're going to fix this . we 're going to get you a new trial date . we 're going to get your conviction overturned . evangeline 's already on it . she 's good , all right ? you can trust her . she got me my daughter back . she 'll get you your freedom . i ca n't believe it -- you 're alive . i ca n't believe you 're really here . cristian : it was n't easy , antonio . you know , i had no choice . i did n't have any hope . i did n't want you all thinking about me stuck in jail for the rest of your lives . i could n't do that to you . antonio : oh . oh , man . so what happened to you ? cristian : nothing , no . just a few bruises . i caught a bullet , but it went through . i 'm fine . antonio : how 's the head ? cristian : i do n't have a concussion , if that 's what you mean . antonio : no , anything neurological . everything 's good ? cristian : yeah , yeah , my head 's fine . antonio : good , good , because i -- i 'd hate to do something i might regret . [ scene_break ] rex : good work . adriana : hmm ? rex : telling mc bain off like that . i warned natty about him . i never imagined that he 'd keep her husband from her just to get some . adriana : you really think that 's what he was doing ? rex : not consciously . i 'm sure he justified it to himself . he 's a cop . adriana : you love cops . rex : i like bo . he 's one guy . cops in general are a breed that i try to stay away from -- not that i 'm going around breaking laws or anything like that , you know , not anymore . adriana : i know , i know . you do n't have to explain . poor natalie . rex : yeah , she 's a wreck . she deserves a hell of a lot more than those two . but she 'll end up on top . she 's got more guts in her little finger than -- what ? adriana : cristian is my cousin , and he 's a really good person . rex : who snuffed your brother . adriana : i do n't know what happened to him to make him do those things . but i know cristian 's heart , and he would never hurt anyone unless -- i do n't know why he killed tico . my brother did a lot of awful things , but he was n't hopeless . i mean , he treated me well . i loved having a big brother . rex : evil crime lord that he was . sorry , sorry . adriana : he was n't a good man . i know that . but that does n't mean that i did n't love him . rex : you 're a lot more forgiving than i could ever be . adriana : it 's the nuns . rex : hey , look , this is natalie and cristian 's deal . there 's no point of us going at it . we do n't know all the facts . so , are we cool ? you 're not mad at me ? adriana : i like when you speak your mind , even when you 're wrong . you treat me like a real person . rex : as opposed to what ? adriana : it 's late . i should get home . [ scene_break ] niki : let me ask you something . what does that feel like having a whole other person inside you , huh ? jessica : oh , you already know , because i 'm sure my mom is fighting like crazy right now to get out . niki : nope . do n't feel a thing . she 's gone . jessica : yeah , you 're lying . i know my mother . i know that she 's fighting with everything that she 's got . she always managed to make it out before . this time is not going to be any different . niki : you know what ? she was lucky so far . so what ? jessica : i 'm not going to lose my mother . niki : yeah , well , viki should have thought of that before she got me out , because you know what ? mommy is history ! she 's gone . jessica : do n't make any long - term plans . you 're not going anywhere , niki , and you 're not going to get past me either . niki : i just want to get some shuteye . get out . oh , hang on a sec . that kid you 're going to have -- what if that kid belongs to tess and the little old winemaker ? you really going to want to raise a kid you do n't even remember making ? and think about this -- think about your mother and you and what happened to you . same thing is going to happen to the kid , you know . kid 's going to be a little carbon copy of you . ooh -- no . i should say carbon copies . [ scene_break ] clint : so how did you leave things with jristian and john ? natalie : i told them both to go to hell . clint : did you mean that ? natalie : at the time . clint : and how do you feel now ? natalie : i do n't know . i mean , i 'm glad that john 's safe . i mean , of course , i 'm happy that cristian 's alive . i hated the thought of him dying alone somewhere . clint : so you 're telling me that you love them both ? natalie : so much it hurts . i hate them both , too , for lying to me all this time . clint : i think that 's only natural . natalie : is it ? i mean , i do n't -- i do n't know what i feel . i do n't even have a clue of what i would say to either one of them . clint : natalie , you at least have to consider the fact that things might not work out for either cristian or john . natalie : true . i mean , cristian 's confession -- we do n't even know if it 's going to be overturned . i mean , he confessed to killing tico , and he could spend the rest of his life in prison . clint : yeah , that is a possibility . natalie : ok , and if that happens , and let 's just say john and i get back together , we work things out , how in the world are we going to have some sort of great relationship knowing that we 're torturing cristian by being together ? clint : natalie , you have to stop worrying about how what you do affects these two men . i mean , the only thing i care about is what makes you happy . natalie , you have to do what 's good for you . [ scene_break ] cristian : why the hell did you do that for ? antonio : what do you think ? you lied to me and everyone else who loves you ! cristian : i did n't even know who i was till last winter , man . antonio : yeah , well , when you realized it , you should have been on the phone talking to us ! cristian : i could n't do that , antonio . antonio : yeah ? why not ? because you 're too proud ? no , you 'd rather have us thinking about your death ! do you have any idea what it was like not knowing , not knowing how you died , not being able to bury you ? and you knew good and damn well that we already lost you once ! do you have any idea what it was like losing you twice ? cristian : are you going to hit me again ? antonio : if you were n't one arm down , i 'd kick the crap out of you . you deserve it . cristian : look , i 'm sorry , ok ? i did what i thought was right . i should have just kept my mouth shut , stayed dead . antonio : no , do n't you ever talk like that again . do you understand me ? [ scene_break ] natalie : hey . jessica : hey . natalie : are you all right ? jessica : well , i 'm not tess . i guess that 's something . natalie : well , that 's not -- that 's not what i meant . i 'm sorry that i have n't been around . jessica : oh , that 's ok . natalie : no , it 's not ok . but i 'm here now . i 'm here , and i 'll be there for you and mom . dad said that niki smith is back out . jessica : oh , yeah . yeah , she 's back out , and she is just as impossible as ever . clint : enough . we do n't have to worry about that tonight , because we know where niki is . and as long as she 's locked up , she ca n't cause any trouble . [ scene_break ] niki : man , look at this thing . that is really tiny . must be why the dumb blond did n't blink an eye when i lifted it . so , who am i going to call first ? [ scene_break ] adriana : so i guess i should thank you . rex : for what ? adriana : telling me about cristian . rex : well , it 's not like i deliberately called you with the news . you just happened to be here . adriana : yeah , that happens to us a lot . ever wonder why that is ? rex : i guess maybe it has something to do with us both being a couple of insomniacs . whenever we ca n't sleep , we wander around in the dark . adriana : but it 's a lot colder this time than the time we ran into each other at the quarry . remember ? rex : yeah , i think we can skip the quarry for the next seven months . adriana : every time i see you , i feel like there 's something different between us , like we 've changed . rex : i guess it does n't matter . you 're still trying to make things work with duke . adriana : yeah , i am . rex : can i ask you a question ? adriana : sure . rex : should n't a woman be happy when she talks about her boyfriend , not sad ? adriana : who 's sad ? rex : so did you walk here or -- adriana : no , i drove . rex : well , drive slow on the way home . the roads always get slick when there 's just a dusting like this . adriana : stay warm . [ scene_break ] antonio : i 'll see you later . cristian : where are you going ? antonio : i 'm not letting one more night go by without telling our mother that you 're alive . welcome back . stay strong , ok ? we 'll get you home and back to your life . [ scene_break ] john : hey . evangeline : hi . john : i guess you could n't sleep either . evangeline : yeah , just trying to get some work done , you know . john : mike followed me here . could probably use a reason to ditch him . evangeline : i -- i do n't think we 're ready to have a drink together , john . i do n't think we 're ready to do anything together . john : i deserve that . evangeline : besides , you look like you could get some sleep anyway . not that it 's any of my business , but you do . john : no , please -- you stay , i 'll leave . evangeline : no , no , no , i should get some rest anyway . i have a lot of work to do tomorrow , so -- john : cris ' case ? evangeline : yeah . john : you know , we got hesser 's confession while we were in the prison . i gave it to the d.a . evangeline : yeah , i know . i already talked to hugh about it . i 'm going to check in with him tomorrow , see if he 's ready to work with me . john : you think he 's got a good shot at getting out ? evangeline : well , the tape definitely helps . without it , i do n't think we would even get a hearing , which means you could be the one responsible for getting cristian his life back . the question is , which life do you want him to have ? i 'm glad you 're ok . john : good night . michael : buy you a drink ? you can talk about anything you want -- anything but the elephant in the middle of capricorn . john : you know , mikey , life is strange . first , evangeline hates me , now natalie hates me . michael : yeah . bet she does . you know , though , john , love and hate -- they 're two different sides of the same coin , so , why do n't you see if maybe you can flip this one ? [ next_on ] dorian : we both share disdain for dr. spencer truman . todd : so you 'll help me ? natalie : i do n't know if i 'll ever be the same after what john and cristian did to me . carlotta : cristian ? cristian : it 's me , mom . john : we ca n't avoid this forever . there 's something i need to say .
adriana and rex meet at angel square . they relieve childhood memories . rex reveals to adriana that christian is alive . john approaches , and she questions him as to why he had kept this secret of christian being alive from everyone . john does n't know .
jessica : let go ! so help me -- reg : so help you what ? what , you 'll beat me up ? jessica : get your hands off of me . reg : i remember you used to tell me some of your favorite games . what do we call this one ? big , scary bad guy , terrified tess ? jessica : i am not tess . [ scene_break ] nash : ahem . antonio : oh , hey . i hope you do n't mind . nash : no , not at all . family photo album . it 's a work in progress , i hope . antonio : some cute pictures of bree . nash : yeah she 's a doll . antonio : the -- the one of tess kind of caught me off - guard . nash : yeah , it 's funny . i only seem to have one photo of bree and tess together . antonio : you saving it for bree ? nash : mm - hmm . unless , of course , you 'd prefer that bree did n't know tess ever existed . [ scene_break ] john : hey . natalie : hey , yourself . how you feeling ? john peachy . how do i look ? natalie : handsome , even with all the bandages . john : oh , you like the mummy thing , huh ? natalie : oh , absolutely . actually , i spoke with your surgeon , and he said that your second set of skin grafts went very well , so congrats . nurse : hello ? how 's our patient feeling this evening ? natalie : oh , he says peachy . nurse : good . i 'm going to apply some mineral oil to the graft site . it should n't take long . natalie : ok . hey , i 'm going to be right outside . i promised michael and marcie i 'd tell them when you woke up . vincent : natalie , natalie -- you know , we really need to stop meeting like this . natalie : yes , we do . [ scene_break ] adriana : this is so exciting ! i have a boyfriend who can pick locks . rex : it 's the balsom d.n.a . adriana : rex , what if -- rex : we get caught ? adriana : yeah . are you sure this is worth the risk ? rex : you know i ca n't let anybody find out that marcie and michael have todd 's son . tommy belongs with them . they 're good parents , and i will do whatever it takes to protect the little guy . it 's going to be all right . you 're my lookout , right ? adriana : yes . i will knock once if someone 's coming , twice if they 're trying to get in . so if i knock twice -- rex : i hide . got it . adriana : and three times if it 's all clear . [ scene_break ] dorian : another one of your headaches ? blair : yes . just a little one . but i 'm worried about todd . dorian : right , right . we are here because we 're waiting to find out if your brain tumor has reoccurred . blair : i did n't tell you that . dorian : you did n't need to . i 'm a doctor , and i know your past medical history , and you should be taking care of yourself and let that poor excuse of a human being take care of himself . blair : that poor excuse for a human being happens to be the father of my children and the man that i love , dorian . dorian : right . yes , yes , yes . so why do n't you just let him run around out there , carry out his -- his vendetta against your other poor choice of a man ? blair : yeah . well , you know -- that 's what i 'm afraid of . my husband out there going after spencer -- dorian , let me out ! dorian : no -- blair : todd could get hurt . dorian : i am putting my foot down . i 'm not going to allow you to put your health at risk any -- blair : something could happen to todd ! dorian : so what ? blair : what ? dorian : so what ? you heard me -- so what ? if something happens to todd , then those children of yours are going to need their mother more than ever . [ scene_break ] spencer : hey ! what are you doing ? take it easy . guard : what 's all this about ? second guard : think something strange ? first guard : probably just a tree down or an accident around the corner . second guard : let 's check it out . keep your eyes open and your weapon drawn . first guard : would n't do it any other way , my friend . [ scene_break ] bo : whew . oh ! who are you ? how did you get in here , and what have you done with my son ? matthew : come on , dad . bo : no , no , no . you may look like matthew , but i know that i 'd never walk in here and find him serving wong fu 's mu shu pork , lo mein , and triple delight . matthew : only your real son would know your favorites . bo : ok . maybe you are matthew . why the spread here ? matthew : mom said you had a rough day , so i thought maybe i could cheer you up . bo : well , she 's right . my day has not been great . did she -- did she give you money for all this ? matthew : no . bo : ah . you did n't rob a convenience store ? oh , god -- i hate arresting my own kid . matthew : not all my allowance goes to video games . i 've been saving up . bo : fine with me , all right . if this was your plan to help me salvage my rotten day , then i think you 've done the right thing . all right . here is to the ultimate family dinner . matthew : the only thing that would make this better is if you had a wife here to share it with us . [ scene_break ] dorian : how can you possibly think about helping that sociopath ? blair : todd and i used to be a team , ok ? there was n't anything the two of us could n't do together . and i want that back . i should be out there helping todd ! dorian : oh , right -- blair : instead of waiting in here . dorian : and where is todd when you need him ? he 's out there playing vigilante , when -- when we 're here waiting to find out whether or not your brain tumor has come back . blair : what would todd do if he were here anyway , huh ? dorian : if necessary , he could comfort you . blair -- baby , it 's all right to be scared . blair : i just want my family back . dorian : i understand . all right ? but you have got to take care of yourself . blair : and i am scared . but i need todd . adriana : hey . michael : hey . how are you ? adriana : i -- good . i just heard the judge 's ruling . i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . michael : yeah . well -- thank you for saying so . you know , the one thing that my family could use right now is -- whew -- a little closure . adriana : i ca n't believe you actually came to work . michael : and yourself ? how are you ? you feeling -- you feeling ok ? what -- what are you doing here ? adriana : rex is getting a follow - up on his gunshot wound . michael : oh . you know , i had assumed that you had come to see blair . adriana : blair ? what 's wrong with blair ? dorian : blair is very , very sick . and she could use her family . that is , if you can stand being in the same room with me . [ scene_break ] viki : you 're really not very hungry , are you ? come sit down . you know , darling , just worrying does n't help . eat something . starr : does n't look like you have much of an appetite , either . viki : no , i guess i do n't . i think that spencer 's trial and especially what happened today just has taken a lot out of everyone . starr : tell me about it . my family ca n't catch a break . viki : no . things have not gone well lately , have they ? starr : `` lately `` ? do n't you mean `` ever `` ? viki : no . no , starr . and besides , your mom and dad are doing the best they can to fix things . starr : yeah , well , with how things are going , i do n't think that 's going to be good enough . [ scene_break ] spencer : hey , why are you stopping ? potty break ? guard : shut the hell up . thing . let 's get going before it 's something . todd : do n't move ! put your hand down . put your hands on the steering wheel right now ! all right , boys , i 'm taking over from here . [ scene_break ] jessica : you have no idea what you 're doing or who you 're doing it to . reg : and that makes it more exciting , huh ? you told me you like to play games , and i am telling you , you 're going to love this one . man : what 's going on ? jessica : thank god . please help me . this man is attacking me . man : dude , are you starting without me ? reg : i ought you 'd be waiting here . jessica : no , no . no , no . please , i 'm -- i 'm not who you think i am . man : i am truly upset . this is part of the game ? pretending like you do n't remember me ? jessica : no , i do n't remember you , i swear . man : you swiped my credit card and bought champagne for everyone in the bar , remember ? but when i found you down here , you paid me back -- with interest . where you going , tessy ? reg : tonight , you 're going to get two for the price of one . jessica : you morons think that 's supposed to make me hot ? man : there 's nobody who needs to make you hot , babe . reg : you 're as hot they get . jessica : well , i can make you both scalding hot if i had a drink first . reg : vodka , right ? jessica : yeah , good memory . let 's hit a bar . reg : we do n't need to go to a bar . i got a bottle in car just for this occasion . jessica : ok , well , go get it . let 's get this party started . reg : i 'll be right back . jessica : you know , one bottle between the three of us is barely going to get our juices flowing . but there is a liquor store about three blocks away . man : i 'm ready to party right now . it 's gin , but it 'll tide us over . jessica : goody . oh . so do you take pictures of all your girls ? man : i 've taken a shot or two . jessica : oh , let me see . oh -- sorry . here . well , let me flip through your girls here , and you can just use my scarf over there to wipe that off . it smells like booze all the time anyway . [ scene_break ] antonio : would it matter if i did n't want bree to know that tess was her mother ? nash : no , not really . antonio : look , i know that you and jessica decided to tell her , so it 's up to you two . nash : wow , it almost sounds like you 're not going to fight me on this one . antonio : this is n't a decision that 's mine to make . this is about what 's better for bree , not me . nash : what if bree asks you first ? antonio : well , i 'll leave that up to you and jessica . all right , you know ? i mean , i can barely wrap my mind around it . i -- i do n't know if i could figure out how to tell a little girl . nash : the all - knowing antonio does n't have all the answers ? wow . [ phone beeps ] antonio : oh , wait a second . i got a text . and by the way , i -- i never said i knew all the answers . i just hope that you guys know the answer to this one . nash : yeah . antonio : `` taino `` ? nash : what is it ? antonio : jess is in trouble . [ scene_break ] john : can you turn on the tv before you go ? nurse : very funny , detective mc bain . do i look that easy ? john : hmm . i just want to know the verdict in the case . nurse : what you need to do is heal . forget the news , and let that beautiful girlfriend of yours help you focus on recovery . john : natalie will know what happened by now . vincent : i hope you do n't think that i came by here to check up on you . i came to give support to hugh 's adoptive parents , who came and flew in to claim the body and take it home to be buried . natalie : i 'm sorry , vincent . that must 've been very hard for you . vincent : oh , it was . but it was harder for paige , though . natalie : of course . and for the record , i -- i did n't think that you were following me . but i do feel that this friendship has to be put on hold . vincent : oh . so john 's not as cool about this whole kiss thing as you thought ? natalie : it 's not -- that 's not it . vincent : then what happened ? natalie : it -- nothing . nothing happened . vincent : you 're not wearing your engagement ring . natalie : ok , look , john 's not the one with the problem , it 's me . [ scene_break ] starr : my mom and dad are never going to get it together . viki : oh , honey , do n't do that . you 've always had such faith and hope in your parents . starr : but i 'm not 10 years old anymore . viki : exactly . now you are old enough to realize that true love really es persist . starr : i would settle for them faking it for jack 's sake . jack has done a complete 180 . he 's totally loving my dad , but he has no idea what 's going on . viki : you know , he might be a little more perceptive than you give him credit for . starr : are you kidding me ? i used to think it was my mom 's fault for forcing my dad out . i used to think that all the bad things that my dad did were for me and jack . and then i find out that he raped cole 's mom ? i always knew that , but i 'm thinking now that -- now that i met her -- my mom was right for not believing my dad . viki : sweetheart , do n't do this . you sound like you hate your father . [ scene_break ] adriana : what do you mean , blair 's sick ? what 's wrong with her ? michael : well , you know , we 're not exactly sure what 's wrong with blair yet . dorian : the most important thing is they have -- they have to rule out the possible reoccurrence of her brain tumor . adriana : wha -- oh , my god ! hey , i just heard . how are you feeling ? blair : well , i did n't want anybody to know until we knew something for sure . i 'm sure it 's nothing , sweetie , you know ? adriana : well , you need support . and whatever the problem is , i -- if there 's anything you need -- blair : you are doing it . you 're doing it . adriana : ok . blair : and it 's nothing , ok ? you know , if something does happen to occur , i 'll let you know . michael : well , i -- i really hate to break this up , but i am the doctor , and i do have to examine my patient , so if you could give us a moment alone -- adriana : yes . dorian : of course . adriana ? adriana : hmm . dorian : thank you very much for putting our differences aside . adriana : do starr and jack know ? dorian : no , because we do n't even know yet . so of course , they do n't know . but if something were to happen to blair , todd will not be able to manage those children all by himself . we 're going to have to help . so i suggest we have a cup of coffee together and talk about it . adriana : i 'm sorry . i 'll do what i can to help blair , but that 's it . dorian : huh . blair : i ca n't be sick , michael . my family needs me . of course , there are other problems , all having to do with spencer . michael : yeah . you know , if it was just me and marcie , i 'm pretty sure we could handle it , you know ? but we have tommy now . and there 's going to come a day when tommy asks why he does n't have a grandfather . and i 'm going to have to explain to him why the man who killed his grandfather is still walking around free . blair : no , that 's not going to happen . spencer is never going to hurt another family again . [ scene_break ] spencer : hey , what are you doing ? what do you want ? what do you want ? oh , what the hell are you doing ? [ scene_break ] matthew : you should be married . bo : ahem -- where did that come from ? matthew : what ? you do n't want to get married again ? bo : no , i think -- what i think we have to do is cut down on the amount of time you spend with your grandpa asa . matthew : grandpa just wants you to be happy . so do i . bo : what , i 'm not happy ? matthew : yeah . kind of . but you 'd be a lot happier if you were married . bo : oh . and that 'd do the trick , huh ? matthew : look , you smile so much more when you 're with paige , and so does she . so have you ever thought about marrying paige ? [ scene_break ] jessica : mmm . reg : what are you looking for ? jessica : the cops . [ jessica chuckles ] i 'm about one drunk and disorderly away from a visit to statesville . so i got an idea . i know a bar just around the corner that has tons of people at it that like to party like it 's 1999 . the more , the merrier , right ? so let 's go . man : we could have a merry -- pretty merry time all by ourselves . reg : yeah . let 's -- let 's get this party started right here and right now . [ scene_break ] adriana : look , let 's not get ahead of ourselves . we ca n't start talking about helping raise blair 's kids till we even know what 's wrong with her . dorian : there 's nothing wrong with a family contingency plan . adriana : we 're not a team , dorian . dorian : it does n't have to be this way , adriana . adriana : well , i do n't see it changing anytime soon , if ever . dorian : oh . michael : excuse me . ladies , is there a problem ? dorian : hmm . michael : nurse , i need you to draw enough blood for a full battery . you can talk to dr. pembrook . he 'll give you the rest of the details . nurse : ok , doctor . dorian : excuse me . michael : so -- adriana : do n't -- do n't -- do n't ask . michael : ok . um -- whatever it is , i hope it gets better . adriana : thank you . [ adriana sighs ] rex : it sounded like you were holding a convention out here . adriana : did you get everything ? dorian : oh , my . be careful when you pull those papers out of your pants . that 'd be a nasty spot for a paper cut . [ scene_break ] vincent : so you 're the one that 's tripping off the fact that we kissed ? natalie : look , vincent , the man i love is lying there in that bed with most of his body burned . he just had his second skin - graft surgery today . vincent : natty , you thought he was dead when all of this happened . natalie : i know . vincent : then why are you beating yourself up about it ? natalie : because that kiss was a big deal to me . you know what ? you 're right . i was wrecked . i was n't eating . i was seeing things that were n't there , but -- vincent : like john . natalie : yes , yes . and i was just so desperate . i mean , my heart was racing 24/7 . it felt like i was going to have a heart attack every second of every day . vincent : i know , natalie . all right ? remember , i was there . natalie : i was so messed up that i actually -- i -- the only person i could turn to was a complete stranger . vincent : uh - huh . so you 're saying any old stray cat would have done ? natalie : vincent , no . ok ? that 's -- that 's not what i 'm saying . i mean , you -- you were there for me , you listened to me , you supported me , and you told me the truth when it mattered the most -- that john was alive , and you have no idea how grateful i am for that -- for everything . vincent : you 're welcome . natalie : it 's just tomorrow , i have to tell john what happened at spencer 's trial . vincent : yeah . it 's going to be heavy . natalie : i 'm just afraid that it 's -- it 's going to set back his recovery somehow . and that 's a risk i 'm just going to have to take because -- well , john needs to know the truth . [ scene_break ] spencer : hell , what are you doing , todd ? you think do n't know it 's you ? i 'm an idiot ? i recognize your voice . what -- what 'd you do to them ? that good -- a couple more homicides on your record ? everything 's going to point to you , manning . everything 's going to point to you -- [ scene_break ] natalie : i do n't want to do anything that 's going to jeopardize his recovery . vincent : i do n't see how any of this will make a difference . but you know what ? it 's your call . and i respect your decision . natalie : thank you . vincent : but that does n't mean i 'm going to stop caring about you , natalie . and if you need anything -- and i mean anything -- natalie : ok , i got it . you know , i ' got to -- i got to go call michael and let him know -- um -- vincent : hey , do it . do your thing . [ scene_break ] starr : i do n't hate my dad . how could you say something like that ? viki : honey , listen to yourself . listen to what you 're saying . and you know something ? your father thinks that , too . he thinks you hate him . you know , darling , i know how really difficult and tough your father has been on the boys that you like . so i can only imagine how you must feel about what happened with marty saybrooke . starr : he told you about everything ? viki : he 's my brother , darling . he has to talk to somebody . starr : i -- i always knew what he had done . but it was something that happened a really long time ago . that 's the way i always looked at it , that it was just some anonymous name , but it 's not that anymore . it 's an actual person . i ca n't believe that my dad could do something like that , that he would even be capable of that . and i hate myself for still loving him . [ scene_break ] todd : jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh , what fun that it will be to make spencer truman pay hey ! merry christmas , everybody . ha - ha - ha ! oh , merry christmas , spencer . i love to drive . spencer : i always knew you were full of it , manning . but i never thought you 'd be full of the christmas spirit . where are we going ? where are you taking me ? todd : well , do n't you worry . wingdale is still on the itinerary . just got to make a little pit stop first . but you 're going to go back to the nut house , that 's for sure . just when and in how many pieces , i 'm not sure . [ scene_break ] vincent : hey , john . john : hey . i 'm sorry about hugh . vincent : hey , look at you . at least you 're doing good , man . you know , do you need anything ? john : you got the verdict in the truman case ? vincent : i 'm sorry , man , i have n't been keeping up . nurse : my condolences . and you , i 'll see later . john : hey . we need to talk -- about natalie . [ scene_break ] rex : ok . ok . you got me . i was out of printer paper . i just did n't budget for it this month . dorian : uh - huh . it looked as if you were stealing records from the file storage room . and it looked as if it was a team effort . it 's a good thing no one saw you . adriana : dorian -- rex : do not give this gift back . we can check the price tag later . dorian : hmm ? adriana : thank you for telling me about blair . dorian : you 're welcome . rex : come on . [ scene_break ] nurse : i 'm just saying it might be a possibility . is there any way you could be pregnant ? blair : no . nurse : you do n't sound so sure . headaches and nausea can certainly be symptoms of pregnancy . blair : well , now that you mention , i guess there could be a possibility . i could be pregnant . [ scene_break ] reg : my car 's right around the corner . jessica : i just want to go to the bar for a couple more drinks . man : only if you give me a little preview of what 's to come . antonio : all right , let 's try and be cool , because we do n't know who or what we 're dealing with . jessica : come on , you guys , you 're blowing it . nash : that clear things up ? man : you 're really playing this to the hilt , are n't you ? i like that . jessica : let me go ! nash : the negotiation thing ? antonio : out the door , nash . reg : i do n't think she really means it . antonio : i think she does ! nash : let go of her . man : come on , start pitching , blondie . nash : put down the board . antonio : you know , but you might not want to mess with him . he 's not quite right in the mind . will -- come on . man : yeah , well , we 'll take our chances , so bring it on . [ scene_break ] bo : ahem . let me be honest with you , ok ? yes , i have thought about marrying paige . it 's just that the timing was never really right . and that does n't mean that it could never happen . that 's not what i 'm saying . what i am saying , though -- there you go -- is that the timing really is n't right now , either . matthew : well , what if you 're wrong ? what if this is the perfect time , especially for paige ? bo : ok , i get it . you 're worried about her . matthew : i asked her if she wanted to come to dinner tonight , and she said she was n't feeling good . she 's been like this for a long time . bo : well , yeah . yeah , because , you know , you know how hard it is to try to get over losing somebody that you love so much . you know , that takes time . matthew : but she needs something to make her feel good . we have to do something . we ca n't just give up on her . [ scene_break ] antonio : you ok ? nash ? nash : oh -- fighting guys with boards sucks , huh ? jessica : well , i do n't know about you guys , but i could really use a drink . [ scene_break ] vincent : look , john , you know , that -- that kiss -- natalie -- she told me that she told you , and i 'm real happy to hear that you 're not holding it against her . john : she thought i was dead . vincent : and it 's water under the bridge . john : when you thought i was hugh , you said you had feelings for natalie . i 'm back now . natalie : what did i miss ? [ scene_break ] dorian : where is she going ? blair : did you find out anything about jack ? dorian : do n't answer my question with a question . where 's she going ? she could n't have gotten done that fast . blair : she 's just dropping off my blood sample . they 're going to do a rush job on it . but it looks like i might not have to have a c.a.t . scan , after all . dorian : do n't tell me you 're taking your diagnosis from an r.n . ? blair : i -- ahem -- may not have a brain tumor , after all -- i think i 'm pregnant . [ scene_break ] bo : we have to get one thing straight . nobody is giving up on anybody , especially paige . we just have to figure out the best way that we can help her . matthew : and if you propose to her , that would make her so happy . bo : i know , but -- yeah , but just for a little while . and then all of a sudden , she 'd start getting pulled right back in the other direction by all the grief that she 's feeling about losing hugh . you see ? i mean , that 's just too much of a -- i do n't know -- an emotional roller coaster for anybody to handle . we might end up even pushing her further away . matthew : so what do you suppose we do , dad ? bo : i say we do exactly what you did . we invite her to dinner , and we keep inviting her to dinner . and we -- we remind her that she always has a place here , with people that -- that care about her and that want to help . we just have to , you know , take little steps . matthew : so , we just keep asking her ? bo : we just keep asking her . deal ? matthew : deal . bo : you 're the best . [ scene_break ] antonio : thanks , fellas . jessica : oh , i do n't know how much longer i could have held them off . antonio : well , i 'm glad we found you when we did . nash : yeah , because the look in their eyes was n't one of good will . jessica : oh -- yeah , well , when they looked at me , they did n't really see me , they saw tess . antonio : well , but you did great . jessica : um -- you know how we said that we were n't going to tell bree everything about tess and show her all -- nash : i think we can forget about this event . and we 'll forget about these photos , too . antonio : hey , hey -- [ splash ] you know , we could have used that as evidence , einstein . nash : huh . [ scene_break ] adriana : what if dorian finds out what we 're doing ? rex : she wo n't . we give michael and marcie the file , and we 're done . you with me ? adriana : all the way . rex : michael , it 's rex . can you meet me at rodi 's ? michael : all right , listen , rex , i 'm -- i 'm really tired , you know ? i plan on going home , sitting on my couch , and staring at the ceiling for a good 12 to 15 hours . rex : i found tommy 's birth parents . michael : ok . um -- i 'm going to go and pick marcie up and we 'll be right over there , ok ? thank you . rex : better hold on to your barstool . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , starr , please , do n't ever , ever be ashamed of the love you feel for your father . look , what he did was terrible . terrible . but it was a long time ago . and he 's paid for it . frankly , he 'll be paying for it his whole life . and he has changed . starr : how do i even talk to him about any of this ? viki : believe it or not , he feels the same way . he 's afraid to talk to you . but i think the mere fact that you want to talk means a lot . starr : i do n't even know what i would say to him . i do n't know what to think . viki : ok . start with what you know -- that you love him . he 's your dad . tell him that . say `` dad , i love you . `` you ca n't even imagine what it will mean to him to hear that from you . starr : i love you so much , aunt viki . viki : oh , starr , my little , little starr , i love you . [ scene_break ] vincent : oh , you did n't miss anything . i came by to pick up some pictures of hugh . but i 'm -- i 'm going to take off now . get better soon . natalie : everything ok ? john : you tell me . vincent : i 'm sorry , john , but i ca n't make any promises . [ scene_break ] todd : take it easy back there . if i were you , i 'd try to conserve your strength for -- spencer : shut up , manning ! todd : well -- spencer : how many of these poorly thought out , ill - conceived , little schemes of yours have blown up in your face , huh ? all of them , right ? this one will , too . todd : you know , i think this trip has done wonders for your dementia . i do n't hear you talking to mama anymore . spencer : yeah . todd : that 's better . let 's just you and i have a nice , quiet , relaxing trip . you 'll understand once we get there . spencer : once we get where , todd ? todd : the scene of the crime . [ scene_break ] blair : well , do n't look so shocked . headaches , nausea , dizziness -- i mean , sounds like pregnancy to me . todd and i are going to have a baby . dorian : blair , are you sure you 're pregnant ? blair : well , we wo n't know until the tests come back , but -- dorian : how can you be certain it 's todd 's baby ? how do you know the child you 're carrying is n't spencer truman 's ? [ next_on ] blair : if i am pregnant with spencer 's baby , i 'll lose todd forever . rex : there 's something you need to know about where tommy came from . bo : i 'm not so sure that truman was rescued by a friend . todd : tell me where my son is if you want to live .
jessica is taken to a secret location and reg tries to get it on with her but she fights him . another arrives and jessica runs to him thinking that he will save her from reg . it turns out that the man is the man that tess ripped off when she first met nash . they are going to force her to have a threesome . she plays the game like tess would and asks for a drink first . reg runs to the car and gets a bottle of vodka that he was saving for just such an occasion . while he is gone , jessica purposefully spills the other man 's drink on his clothes to get his attention away from her . she then turns her back on him and sends antonio a text message . ' taino ' antonio knows this means that jessica is in danger and he and nash swing into action . they track her to the shed where reg and his friend have let her stall enough . nash and antonio enter the building and knock the men out . reg is n't completely out and so when antonio 's back is turned , he makes a swing at antonio 's head with a two by four . jessica is there and whacks the psycho before he can harm even a hair on antonio 's head . `` i do n't know about the both of you , but i really need a drink ! `` she says . vincent comes to the hospital . he notices natalie ring is gone , and thinks this has to do with the kiss they shared . she is n't worried about that . she leaves the area and john calls to vincent . `` i know that you have feeling for natalie , but i am back now . `` vincent leaves the room knowing that he might not be able to stay away from natalie . the van transporting spencer comes to a sudden stop . there must be something wrong with the road the guards check things out and try to start driving again . the window on the passenger side breaks and a masked man pushes a gun in the window at the guards ordering them to keep still . he overpowers them and drags them out of the van one by one and drops them face down and motionless on the ground . spencer goes back to the van now and drags the cuffed truman out of the vehicle and to his knees beside the two guards . this is when spencer recognizes the masked man 's voice . at this point , the masked man really does n't care . `` jingle bells ! jingle bells ! jingle all the way ! oh what it will be to make spencer truman pay ! `` todd is driving fast , with his head out the window , feeling the wind in his hair and singing the carol with his own brand of christmas spirit blended in . he is happy and it shows by the maniacal smile on his face . spencer struggles to get the hell out of the back seat , but todd has him in there good . `` i do n't hear you talking about you ' mommy ' anymore . `` all spencer does in response is chuckle like the sane spencer todd knows . `` where are we going ? `` spencer asks . `` we are going to the scene of the crime ``
todd : téa delgado . téa : surprised ? funny -- whole new face , yet i 'd recognize you anywhere even with that bandage . and from what i 've been reading , your face is the only thing that has changed . [ scene_break ] natalie : she 's so beautiful , is n't she ? viki : yes , she is . chloe and bree , they 're going to give jessica the reason to get through this . natalie : and what about you , mom ? who 's going to help you get through this ? [ scene_break ] dorian : i have said a thousand times , dust the pictures , make sure the glass -- hi , sweetheart . i thought you were napping . starr : i heard you arguing with someone . dorian : no , i just kind of was losing it , because i ca n't stand it when the house is n't properly -- nice picture of you and your mom . starr : where is my nom ? dorian : i have no idea . starr : come on , what happened ? dorian : well , okay . we were having a discussion . starr : about what ? dorian : john mcbain . [ scene_break ] blair : i figured you 'd be up here . john : temperature really dropped . blair : you know what , let 's not do this , okay ? john : what ? blair : talk about the weather . i want to say i 'm sorry for the scene down in the cafe . dorian had no right to go after you and marty like that . john : i do n't care about what she thinks . i care about what you think . blair : are you asking me whether i 'm worried that marty 's going to come between us ? [ scene_break ] marty : thank you for my metronome . cole : you 're welcome . marty : that note you left . that was beautiful . i know in some ways i 'm still dead for you , but -- cole : mom , do n't say that . you just do n't remember things . but you will . marty : i 'm glad one of us is positive . but honey , there 's really a chance my memory wo n't come back . cole : well , you should have been in the hospital , not locked away in todd manning 's house . at least that creep 's behind bars now . he 's going to pay for what he did to you . marty : yeah . he 'll pay . [ scene_break ] téa : at a loss for words ? todd : it 's been five years . téa : six . since you abandoned me on that godforsaken island . todd : i sent someone to help you . obviously it worked out for you . téa : yeah , yeah . and a lot 's happened for me since then . todd : oh yeah , like what ? téa : you really want to play catch up ? todd : no . i want to know what you 're doing here . [ scene_break ] viki : children have a remarkable way of reminding you of what 's important . natalie : mom , i 'm talking about you . this rough time that jessica has ahead , who is going to help you through that ? viki : i 'm fine , okay ? i 'm fine . and after everything you 've been through , i thought maybe i 'd stick around and look after you for awhile . natalie : i love you for caring . but what i 'm trying to say is that i 'm responsible for my own life , and so is jessica . viki : no , darling , she needs me right now . natalie : she needs your support , but the rest she has to do on her own . viki : and i do n't know how she 's going to do it . she has been through so much , and now she 's going to have to deal with the enormous pain that she 's caused everyone who matters to her . natalie : mom , you rescued me . you got jessica into st. ann 's . now you need to take care of you . viki : i 'm fine . okay , i told you . i 'm perfectly fine . natalie : okay , great . you 're fine ; your heart 's really healthy . that does n't mean it 's not breaking . viki : oh , i thought that 's what you were going on about . natalie : look , mom , ever since africa , you have been all about us , and i think that you need an outlet . you know , something that 's just for you . viki : fine . i 'll take up a hobby . bingo . natalie : i was n't talking about some thing you could turn to . i was talking about someone . [ scene_break ] jared : you old devil . charlie : what ? jared : rebuilding the place to look like where you guys first met . that 's pretty romantic , charles . charlie : well , i admit it made viki pretty happy . jared : so , where is she ? charlie : well , you know what she 's dealing with . her family needs her now . but , you know , just seeing the big smile on her face , that was all i really needed . jared : oh , yeah , right . charlie : what ? it was . jared : no man goes to that kind of effort just to get a smile out of a girl . you want her back . charlie : what do you want me to say ? okay , i love viki . but the rest is up to her . you know , i ca n't control that . moe : well , well , well . if it is n't our favorite bon jour regular . charlie : what are you doing here ? i thought you should be on a plane by now . noelle : well , we had a little change in plans . [ inaudible ] noelle : excuse me , ma'am ? could you use a little help ? carlotta : oh , yes . i have n't had a chance to hire a full wait staff yet . noelle : well , i 'm an experienced waitress , and i 'll need a job now that moe and me are staying here in llanview . charlie : staying ? moe : yep . charlie : well , when did this happen ? noelle : when moe got himself the job of a lifetime . moe : it 's a great opportunity . i 'll be working for a bona fide foodie , someone with class and taste . dr. dorian lord . carlotta and jared : dorian lord ? charlie : dorian lord ? [ scene_break ] starr : i do n't want you and mom to fight . dorian : i 'm very sorry if it upset you . how are you doing ? starr : i ran into aunt viki at the hospital , and she let me hold chloe , which kind of made me feel really bad . dorian : how sensitive of viki . starr : she meant to do it as a nice thing , and i understand that . but holding that baby just -- it made me think of those nine months when i had everything planned out in my head . and then , aunt dorian , i never expected my blood to kill my own baby or that marcie would never be able to hold her . dorian : i will not let you blame yourself for what happened . your baby died because of dr. joplin 's incompetence , her -- and she 's going to pay for it . starr : making her pay will not bring hope back . aunt dorian , who are you calling ? who are you calling ? dorian : the hospital , dear . hello , this is dr. dorian lord . i want to speak to somebody about dr. leah joplin . because i want to sue her for medical malpractice , that 's why . of course i can . oh . i did n't know . starr : what ? dorian : dr. joplin just committed suicide . [ scene_break ] john : you know we do n't have to do this now . blair : yeah , john , i think we do . i know you probably think i put dorian up to it , right ? that i did n't have the guts to ask you to choose between me and marty , so dorian did my dirty work , right ? john : you know , i do n't think you operate that way . blair : how do i operate ? john : you got something to say , you 're pretty good at saying it yourself . blair : not always . sometimes i actually hold back . and this time when i found out marty was alive , i thought , you know , i 'm just going to sit back and let things unfold . i 'm sorry , it just does n't -- it 's not a great fit for me . john : sitting back or letting things unfold ? blair : either one . because , john , the truth is i have worried whether marty was going to come in between us . [ scene_break ] cole : i know things are messed up . i mean , the baby -- look , it really hurts but i 'm dealing . and yeah , you 're not the same mom that i remember , but you 're here . so , i do n't want to be pushy or anything , but if there 's anything i can do to help -- marty : yeah , actually there is . do you have a laptop ? [ scene_break ] téa : todd manning held marty saybrooke captive for nearly three months . family and friends of saybrooke believed she was deceased . but here 's the bizarre thing . thanks . you 're quoted as saying you 're in love with marty saybrooke , the woman you raped . were you misquoted ? i always knew she was in your head . that 's why you could never love anyone else . why you were always so detached . it was rape , todd . you understood that back then . todd : i did n't need you shoving it down my throat . téa : it 's called speaking the truth . besides , if memory serves , you responded by belting me in my face . todd : and you hit me with a shovel . so what are you doing here ? you came here to tell me that i got what i deserved , is that it ? téa : if you think that i 'm getting my kicks watching you behind bars , you 're wrong . i came back to help you . todd : you want to be my attorney ? téa : when i was in law school , i swore i 'd only do cases i was passionate about . i was crazy about you once . if i were you , that 's the kind of person i 'd want representing me . and if there 's anyone who can go head to head with nora hanen , it 's me . todd : and you think that you understand why i did all this ? téa : let 's get one thing straight , hmm ? you and i both know that you are all about making other people 's lives a living hell . and if you did what they say you did , i think it 's despicable . but guilty or innocent , you 're entitled to a defense . todd : and what 's in it for you ? [ scene_break ] starr : why would dr. joplin do that ? why would she kill herself ? dorian : guilt . she knew her career was over -- rightfully so . starr : i do n't think that she was a bad person , though . dorian : she thought so . starr : okay , babies are supposed to bring happiness . god , i wish i could rewind it all . i wish i could just change everything . dorian : well unfortunately , none of us can go backwards . starr : it 's me , okay ? i 'm the problem . dorian : no -- starr : it 's obvious -- dorian : i am not going to let you blame yourself -- starr : i could have changed my mind , i could have had cole and i raise the baby and not brought marcie into this . dorian : you did what you thought was best for the baby . starr : cole and my dad went crazy because of my decision , okay ? my mom and i told dr. joplin not to let them near her , okay ? to keep them out of the loop . maybe she would 've tested cole 's blood . maybe hope would still be alive , and maybe my dad would n't have turned into a disgusting monster . [ scene_break ] todd : what 's going on ? your career not going so hot ? téa : you know , i 've been working internationally . i need to get back on people 's radar . todd : yeah , where have you been ? because the last time i saw you on the island , you were really in heat with my pilot . téa : yeah , that took a bit of a nose dive . last time i saw you , you were paddling off on a raft in the middle of the ocean . just had to get back to blair . todd : that was a bad decision . téa : why 'd you marry her ? todd : same reason i married you , to get custody of my kid . téa : a loveless marriage , poor blair . todd : no , no . she 's got nothing to complain about . she got the delgado deal . téa : what 's that ? todd : five million dollars to keep your mouth shut . téa : she should 've held out for more , what with inflation . todd : she is n't worth more . téa : you risked your life because you were so in love with her . what happened ? todd : john mcbain . [ scene_break ] john : the situation with marty is complicated . blair : hey , hey . you do n't owe me an explanation , okay ? look , the way it ended with you and marty , it was n't fair . it was n't . i do n't want to get heavy about this , i really do n't . so whatever this is , you and me , i 'm ending it . [ scene_break ] viki : i know that you 're talking about charlie . and , honey , it 's a topic that i think we should leave alone . natalie : mom , come on . i mean , i saw the way you were looking at him on thanksgiving . viki : natalie , please , i beg you , do n't go there now . natalie : mom , i know that charlie lied to you , but he saved my life and jared 's . that 's got to be worth something , right ? viki : darling , it 's worth everything in the world . my god , i almost lost you . and i 'm so sorry i was n't there . natalie : okay , and i forgive you . you know , like you forgave me . see how that works ? look mom , good people , they do bad things , you know ? because sometimes they just get caught up in the feeling of what they think is right . but that does n't erase the love that you have for them . i mean , you 're the one who taught me that . viki : darling , i really appreciate what you 're doing , okay ? it 's not necessary . i forgave charlie so long ago . natalie : well then , what 's the problem ? viki : the problem is that it would take the broadway limited to carry the baggage that comes along with me . natalie : so ? viki : darling , there are two small children living in this house with us now and i am responsible for them . and i need to be available for jessica and her doctors . and frankly , i am still reeling from what todd has done , and your aunt tina ? i told her i want nothing more to do with her ever again . my god , she risked your life for her own personal gain , you know ? i 'm just not a great date . natalie : mom , you do n't have to take all of this on . viki : do n't i ? natalie : okay , fine . all right , even if you do , should n't it be up to charlie whether he wants to take this on ? viki : darling , that 's the whole point . i am trying to be fair to charlie . natalie : no , you 're not . you 're just being a big chicken . viki : excuse me ? natalie : when was the last time you were happy ? viki : when i was with charlie . okay ? when i was with charlie . [ scene_break ] charlie : so , dorian lord . that 's -- she 's really , she 's some lady . moe : that she is . why are you all acting so strange about it ? charlie : oh , no . nothing at all , really . no , congratulations . yeah . woo , steering clear of that one . jared : yeah , when you do n't have something nice to say -- charlie : exactly . [ scene_break ] dorian : i can not bear to see you beat yourself up like this . starr : i 'm just very upset about dr. joplin , okay ? dorian : her suicide was the act of a woman who could n't bear to live with the mistake that she had made . starr : before i went to dr. joplin 's office , i went to visit my dad and i let him have it . dorian : good for you . starr : i know that he 's done bad things -- and trust me , i hate him for that . but it 's like he 's two totally different people . one day he 's evil , and then the next day he 's the guy who 's buying me my favorite ice cream , who 's checking my homework . i just do n't know what to do with all of that good stuff . dorian : you do n't let it distort the real picture . you just said that your father was a disgusting monster . starr : you 're right . when i looked into his eyes , i just felt like i was looking at a stranger . [ scene_break ] cole : just entering my password so you can go on the internet . marty : okay . cole : my god . marty : what 's wrong ? cole : dr. joplin , she committed suicide . marty : that 's awful . how did you know her ? cole : she delivered our baby . this is going to kill starr . marty : well , you need to be with her . i 'm fine , go . cole : all right , go for it . you 're going to find out everything i already know . you 're an awesome person . marty : cole . take care , okay ? [ scene_break ] téa : so , the problem with you and blair is another man ? todd : no , it 's more than that . téa : yeah , i figured . todd : i have hurt a lot of people . téa : and this is something new for you ? todd : i always tell myself that i 'm protecting my family , because that 's what i do . but it 's just what i mean to do . i somehow manage to screw it up every time . and that 's how it is with blair . i get all mixed up in my head and she expects me to act out and i deliver for her . téa : act out ? what are you , in therapy ? i 'm just asking . todd : but i 'm a different man with marty . for marty . what 's that look for ? téa : no , i just -- i 've never seen you or heard you talk that way before . you really love marty saybrooke . so everything you did , you did for love . i just think it could be useful as a defense . todd : no . téa : you have to let me do my job , todd . todd : no , you 're not getting a job , téa . i do n't want you defending me . [ scene_break ] john : what are you saying ? blair : come on , it 's nobody 's fault , john . we were just two lonely people that came together for a little comfort . and we agreed that we were n't going to get serious , and we did n't , so -- we can just -- we 'll part as friends . john : is that what you really want ? ‘ [ scene_break ] jared : carlotta 's famous tostada salad , dressing on the side . natalie : gracias . jared : oh , hello there . i told my dad you were cute . natalie : oh . you spoke to charlie ? jared : yes , at the diner -- or , excuse me , the cafe . viki : would you two mind babysitting for just a little while ? i have something i need to take care of . natalie : sure . natalie : so you talked to your dad ? jared : yep , you talked to your mom ? natalie : yep . now it 's up to them . jared : okay . [ scene_break ] charlie : so what 's happening with the bon jour ? moe : well , a buddy of mine 's going to manage it for me . with what dorian 's paying me , i can afford it . charlie : that 's got to feel pretty good . moe : yeah , and if noelle here gets a job , we 'll be able to put our feet up now and then . charlie : yeah , you know , carlotta , i may be a little prejudiced here , but noelle is the second best waitress i have ever known . moe : ah - ah - ah . charlie : mm ? moe : viki fraternized with the customers . noelle is the best there is . carlotta : okay , okay , look , guys . you do n't need to sell her to me . besides , i need a good wait staff . so , you 're hired . noelle : oh , thank you ! oh , thank you , thank you . moe : now we 're talking ! i 've got to get over to dorian 's and tell her to clear out of that kitchen . carlotta : so , ah , let 's get you a hairnet . noelle : oh , it was roxy . [ scene_break ] starr : dr. joplin said that she had a son . could you imagine how awful this is for him right now ? dorian : you 're just going to have to keep your spirits up . starr : why ? dorian : because it 's almost christmas and you 've got two little baby bros who are very excited about it . [ doorbell chimes ] dorian : oh . hilda ! hil -- [ doorbell chimes ] dorian : never mind , i 'm sorry . i 'm shouting . i 'll go get it . dorian : cole , come on in . starr ! cole : hi . did you hear about dr. joplin ? starr : yes , we just did . cole : i am so sorry . starr : thank you . cole : i do n't get it . what would make someone do something like that ? dorian : perhaps knowing that they were solely responsible for a family 's tragic loss ? cole : how does that have anything to do with her ? starr : aunt dorian , he does n't know . cole : know what ? dorian : we went to see dr. joplin this morning and she explained to us the reason why the baby died . cole : and ? dorian : the baby had undiagnosed rh disease . cole : okay , which means what ? starr : it means that you and i are -- are incompatible . [ scene_break ] blair : you know what ? do n't get me wrong . it 's been so much fun for me . i mean , it really has . i mean , i feel like -- i do n't know , like i 've recharged my batteries and -- i do n't know , i got you out of a black shirt and into a hawaiian shirt even though it was only for 10 minutes . i mean , that was an accomplishment , so -- well , no regrets , okay ? except we did n't get to go on a real date , but that 's -- that 's okay . john : you know , that was a whole lot of words but you still did n't answer my question . do you want to walk away from this ? because i sure as hell do n't . [ scene_break ] [ metronome ticking slowly ] [ scene_break ] todd : i guess you can go now . téa : you think you can find a better lawyer than me ? todd : no . téa : so , what is it , the money ? listen , i know your assets are frozen . todd : no , i can afford you . i can afford five more like you . téa : so then what 's the problem , todd ? todd : the problem is that i do n't want you defending me because what i did was indefensible . every accusation , i did it . i took my last shot at redeeming myself and i blew it . it was the one time in my life when i -- i felt like i could be a better man . and what 's the big deal about jail if you 're already living in hell ? [ scene_break ] starr : cole , our blood types were the problem . it turns out that you are rh positive and i 'm rh negative . the baby was positive , so my blood created these antibodies to attack our baby 's blood . does that make any sense to you ? cole : yeah , the baby never had a chance . starr : no , i 'm not saying that . hope probably would have made it if dr. joplin would have given me the shots to save her , but because rh disease does n't usually happen with a first baby , she was n't even looking for it . [ scene_break ] natalie : look at her . she amazes me . i mean , look at how she came into this world , just her and tess all alone in that cottage , no medical care . jared : yeah , well , she was meant to be here . [ scene_break ] starr : bad blood . cole : what ? starr : that 's usually what they say when two people hate each other , or more with us , two families . they say that there 's bad blood between them . i 'm surprised you even want to be in the same room as me right now . cole : you 're not your father and you never will be . starr : well , he 's the one who started all this bad blood . cole : yeah , but when you and i got together , i thought we were going to change all that . we were good together . starr : for a while . i guess you ca n't fight bad blood . cole : come on , starr , it just happened , all right ? sometimes bad things happen for no reason . starr : then why do people go around doing bad things to one another ? [ scene_break ] téa : todd manning is giving up ? todd : i 've lost everything that matters to me . my children and marty . téa : do you understand the gravity of the situation here , todd ? for starters , there 's your reputation which sucks to begin with . the people of this town are ready to have you publicly stoned to death . todd : i 'm ready when they are . téa : who am i talking to ? todd : a bad man . someone who hurts everyone he 's ever met -- physically , emotionally , you name it . téa : people have loved you . do n't you think they 've had good reasons for that ? todd : stupidity . téa : shut up . i 'm not staying at this pity party , todd . the todd i knew never gave up when something mattered to him . the todd i knew took on the whole -- todd : the todd you knew is n't worth a human life . i hate that son of a bitch ! this -- this todd , téa , the one that marty loves , he 's got nothing . he 's got nothing waiting for him outside of here . [ scene_break ] [ metronome ticking faster ] marty : oh , this is so wonderful . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm at a loss . i -- i was kind of expecting something else . john : me too . you know , to be honest , i never stopped to think how seeing marty was going to affect me . but now that it 's here , i need you to know that i care about her . blair : i know that you do . john : come on , you got to let me get this out . you got to let me get this out . i do n't talk about these things very much , and if i do n't do it now , i may never . blair : okay . john : marty 's been through hell and i feel for her . i did n't want to think about what manning did to her . she 's got a whole life to put together . but you know she 's going to do that . she 's strong . but the woman i found at todd 's is not the woman i knew . that 's not the woman i want . i want you . now , look . i ca n't predict the future , so i 'm not going to . and you -- you deserve everything in the world , you know , and maybe i 'm not offering enough . maybe i never will , but i know what i want . i think you know what i want . and if you want something different , that 's okay . i 'll respect that . i 'll walk away . [ scene_break ] dorian : i am so sorry i kept you waiting . is there no such thing as good help these days ? moe : oh , yes , there is . moe stubbs at your service . that is , if you still want me as your personal chef . dorian : of course i do , maurice . [ scene_break ] noelle : how much do i owe you ? carlotta : nothing . noelle : oh , wow . moe made us pay for our bon jour uniforms . carlotta : this is on the house . noelle : oh , thank you . carlotta : you 're welcome . noelle : i better get over to roxy 's and see if she 's got a room for me and moe for tonight . carlotta : all right . noelle : oh , good night , charlie . charlie : mm , good night . carlotta : see you in the morning . noelle : well , thanks again . carlotta : my , my , my , my , my . now you see what happened ? you made a lot of people very happy with this place , even though you only had one person in mind when you built it . charlie : okay , enough with that . carlotta : okay . i 've got to get back in the kitchen . i 've got a lot of manuals to read . [ footsteps approaching ] viki : excuse me . is this seat taken ? [ scene_break ] blair : i do n't know what to say . john : how about now ? you know what to say now ? [ scene_break ] [ metronome ticking rapidly ] [ scene_break ] téa : it 's very noble of you , todd , the whole `` let me rot behind the bars `` routine , but it wo n't last . you wo n't be able to stand it in here . and prison is worse . one day real soon , you 're going to wake up and realize you need me . by the way , nice job on your new look . [ door closing ] [ scene_break ] [ metronome ticking rapidly ] marty : i got to get what i need . then i can do what i have to do . [ metronome continues ] [ next_on ] charlie : what are you doing here ? viki : i was hoping i could join you . brody : is she your baby ? jessica : i do n't remember even having her . blair : so you do want to break up . vanessa : words can not express how i feel about you .
tea delgado visits todd in his jail cell . she suggests that she represent him in his trial , but todd refuses . natalie and viki take care of baby chloe . starr and dorian find out that the doctor who delivered her baby , dr. joplin , committed suicide . starr somehow blames herself for this mess . john is on the roof , drinking a beer when blair join him . john makes it clear to blair that he does n't want things to be over between them . cole assures marty that todd is going to pay for what he did to marty . charlie and jared sit in a booth in the cafe when moe and noelle come in . moe lets them know that he is going to be the head chef for dorian lord . noelle asks carlotta for a job .
ford : you want to box ? let 's go . you and me . 10 rounds . if i win , you leave town and you do n't come back here again . eddie : i 'm not sure i like that deal . starr : what 's wrong ? you can pick on james but you 're scared of his big brother ? [ scene_break ] aubrey : if you tell joey how you feel about him , it will change everything for me . kelly : is that what you think ? aubrey : is that what you 're gon na do ? joey : okay , kelly . so you heard my big news . so now it 's on you . what did you want to tell me ? come on . the suspense is killing me . out with it . kelly : i made up my mind about my love life , too . [ scene_break ] clint : what do you want ? vimal : is this a bad time ? clint : yes , it 's a bad time . i just found out that my son wants to marry a girl that he barely knows . if she 's not after the buchanan fortune , i 'll eat my 10 gallon hat ! this is the last thing i need ... after everything i 've done to protect this family . [ scene_break ] eddie : i 'll thank you to stay out of my family 's business , little -- james : whoa ! how about you stay out of starr 's face ? eddie : now you 're the tough guy , instead of when you should have been keeping your guard up . james : my guard is up . starr : no , james ! stop ! that was dumb of me . i should n't have talked to him . ford : hey ! show 's over here . eddie : and what show would that be ? the one where i pummel your face for 10 rounds in front of your friends ? ford : or the one where i pummel yours ? eddie : not likely . ford : no , there 's one reason why you 're not gon na take this deal . eddie : oh , yeah ? ford : 'cause you know i 'm gon na run your ass out of town with your tail between your legs . [ scene_break ] inez : this is for ... bo : oh , thank you . inez : did you get a text from nora , apologizing for what she said ? bo : no , no . i 'm still trying to figure out the one she sent telling me that i should sleep with you . inez : i 'm so sorry , bo . matthew : am i interrupting something ? [ scene_break ] [ muffled cries ] [ scene_break ] clint : these gold diggers keep crawling in like ants at a picnic . there are 10 more for every one i squash . vimal : i believe i was instrumental in the squashing of rex balsom . [ scene_break ] brody : hey , rex , what 's up ? rex : i need to see natalie . brody : i think she might have gone into work . let me check . rex : no , wait . this involves you , too , brody . brody : what is that ? is there something wrong ? [ scene_break ] john : go home . you look beat . gorgeous , but beat . i think sometimes junior takes it out of you . natalie : yeah , well , i think you 're right . and i am gon na go home , but ... i need to talk to you about something first , and it 's something you 're not gon na like . [ scene_break ] rex : yeah , something 's wrong . you 've got to see this . [ scene_break ] joey : so , what do you mean ? kelly : i mean i 'm in love . joey : that 's great ! who 's the lucky guy ? kelly : actually , he 's an ex of mine , someone i 've known for a long time . a lot 's happened between us , but we always end up back together . we were even married for a while . joey : kelly . are you talking about me ? [ scene_break ] inez : i 'm gon na go get those other files that you wanted . bo : thank you , inez . matthew : honestly , i do n't even want to know what 's going on with you and nate 's mom . bo : what can i do for you , son ? matthew : sign this . bo : you want permission to skip the last period , leave school early ? what for ? matthew : so i can go to work at b.e . earlier . bo : do n't you think you already spend enough time at work ? matthew : i 'd only be missing study hall . bo : well , i do n't care . i think you 're at that office way too much . matthew : why are you so weird about me working for uncle clint ? bo : matthew , we have been over this time and again . school comes first . matthew : fine . where 's mom ? i 'll get her to sign it . bo : i have no idea . [ scene_break ] nora 's voice : can i at least speak to my husband ? eddie 's voice : so you can tell him where we are . nora 's voice : so i can tell him that i 'm okay . eddie 's voice : oh , sweetheart . by the time we 're through here , you 're not gon na care . nora 's voice : why wo n't my husband care that i 'm missing ? are you texting him from my phone ? eddie 's voice : you want to hear the rest of it ? `` that after all this time , we still have sam rappaport between us . `` looks like the bo - meister here just threw you to the wolves . nora 's voice : did inez put you up to this ? eddie 's voice : oh , that 's choice . nora 's voice : i know she 's got a thing for bo . i just never thought she 'd take it this far . eddie 's voice : then you do n't know inez very well . she 's an evil genius , that one . nora 's voice : who else would want to see bo and me split up ? inez . [ scene_break ] clint : vimal , you made sure that i was n't forced to admit that rex balsom is my son . i have n't forgotten that , but you should . vimal : consider it forgotten . clint : that 's what i like to hear . vimal : should i also forget that i maneuvered the dna test to say that brody lovett was the father of your daughter 's child ? [ scene_break ] john : what 's on your mind ? natalie : lamaze . john : lamaze ? what is that ? french ? huh ? some new - age thing ? is that the thing that i try to coach you to breathe while you scream about how much you hate me for getting you pregnant ? [ scene_break ] brody : what is it ? gigi : wait ! stop . rex : geeg , what 's wrong ? something happen to shane ? gigi : shane 's fine . everything 's fine . i need to talk to you . rex : well , just wait a second . what i have to tell brody is a little more crucial . gigi : no , it is n't . rex : it is n't ? brody : are you guys okay ? gigi : rex found out about a surprise , and i forgot to tell him to keep it to himself . otherwise it would n't be a surprise , right ? brody : it 's a good thing you did n't blow it . anyway , i got ta get to work . gigi : have a nice night . it 's a good thing brody did n't see those dna results . rex : what are you talking about ? brody needs to know that marty faked the dna test saying that he 's the father of natalie 's baby . [ scene_break ] natalie : i knew it . taking you to a roomful of hormonal women and their partners learning how to time contractions and breathing -- not your idea of a good time . john : no , it 's not , but i 'll be there . natalie : really ? john : yeah . we 're in this together , right ? and i want to be with you through all of it even if you 're gon na curse me like a drunken sailor when the baby comes . natalie : i 'll be a lot worse than a drunken sailor . john : bring it . natalie : okay . you just remember you said that , 'cause class starts tomorrow . i 'll text you with the time and place . john : all right . no problem . it 's our baby , right ? [ scene_break ] rex : what 's the problem ? geeg , john is the father of natalie 's baby . brody , natalie , and john all need to know marty 's making this up . gigi : no , they do n't . rex : why not ? geeg , why do n't you want me to show brody the test results ? because ... because it 's true ? brody is the father of natalie 's baby ? [ scene_break ] james : when bobby and i got up this morning , you were gone and it was awesome . we thought we finally got rid of you . eddie : well , merry christmas . daddy 's still here . ford : why do you love llanview so much ? eddie : friends , family . what 's not to love ? ford : he does n't want to be near you . i do n't want to be near you . law enforcement 's itching to bust your ass . so what reason could you possibly have for wanting to stay ? [ scene_break ] matthew : i do n't get it . how could you not know where mom is ? she 's your wife and you guys practically work together . bo : she 's not in her office , son . matthew : and ? bo : and what ? matthew : you got this look on your face when i asked you where mom was . something 's up . bo : we had an argument . matthew : about what ? bo : i think that 's between us . matthew : so , you 're saying mom just took off ? bo : i got some messages from her , but she 's not in her office and she wo n't answer her phone . matthew : have you tried to go out and look for her ? bo : i do n't think that 's a great idea , because it 's pretty clear your mom needs her space . matthew : so you and mom get into a fight and then you 're in here cozying up with nate 's mom ? that 's real nice , dad . real nice . [ scene_break ] ford : man up , pops . let 's get this out there once and for all . you and me until i knock you back to ohio . eddie : aw , for goodness sake . if you want me to beat the crap out of you for old times ' sake , i 'm game . [ scene_break ] matthew : excuse me . brody : hey ! john : yo , matthew ! brody : guess matthew 's upset with his dad . john : teenagers . you got ta love 'em . brody : that 's what you and i have got to look forward to . door slams , kids storming off . public enemy number one in your own home . john : yeah , i ca n't wait . brody : you know , when i thought ford might be my kid 's dad , i had nightmares of him about matthew 's age finding out i was n't really his father . [ scene_break ] rex : geeg , did marty fake the dna test , or is brody really the father of natalie 's baby ? gigi : please do n't ask me that . rex : but i 'm asking you . gigi : just get rid of it , okay ? please just get rid of it and pretend this never happened , for everyone 's sake . natalie : oh ! what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] kelly : am i talking about you ? joey : you 're not , right ? i mean it sounds like you are , but -- kelly : no , no , no . do n't be absurd . joey : you said you were in love with an ex , an ex you used to be married to . oh , my god . kevin ? kelly : yes . kevin . joey : you 're in love with my brother . kelly : exactly . joey : but he said he proposed to you not too long ago and you turned him down . kelly : yeah , that was then . this is now . i went to london . we spent some time together . kevin and i and zane , we were a family . it was incredible . everything started cooking for us . all the magic just kept flooding back . joey : but right before you choked on that olive the other night , you said there were two reasons why you went to london . one was to see zane , and the other was to see me . kelly : i did go to london to see you , joey , to catch up , hit some museums , see a show , but you were n't there . so that gave me some time alone with kevin . aubrey : are you upset ? joey : i just do n't know why it was so hard for kelly to tell me . kelly : because i did n't know about aubrey . joey : so ? kelly : so , i did n't want you to feel weird , given our history . kevin is your brother . joey : i was okay with it when you married kevin the first time ... or i got to be . kelly : yes , i know that . aubrey : so when 's the wedding ? kelly : the wedding ? oh , the wedding . yes , we are going to take things slowly . we have to figure out our whole long - distance problem . but i am sure you two are going to get married way before us . aubrey : me , too . joey : hold on for a second . i just got ta go make a phone call . kelly : wait ! you ca n't call kevin . joey : why not ? [ scene_break ] clint : vimal , i 'm well aware how much you 've done for the buchanan family . vimal : then when do i get my promotion ? clint : soon . you do know that all of this is just between you and me and nobody else . i will know who to blame if someone finds out that brody lovett is not the father of my future grandchild . and if rex balsom comes looking for my family fortune because he 's discovered that i 'm his father , then i will know that it was you who leaked that information . now get the hell out of here . vimal : yes , sir . [ scene_break ] natalie : you two arguing ? is that what 's going on ? gigi : no , we 're fine . right , rex ? rex : wrong . i 'm sorry , geeg . gigi : please do n't . rex : i have to . i can not let this go . natalie : what ? rex : natty , is brody the father of your baby ? natalie : you told him ? rex : oh , my god . it 's true . [ scene_break ] john : i ca n't imagine what you went through before the paternity test . you must be seriously relieved . brody : more than you 'll ever know . [ scene_break ] langston : why ca n't he just do the decent thing and leave town without a boxing match ? eddie : maybe he does n't want to . ford : hey , she was n't talking to you . eddie : sorry . langston : this is so caveman . what if somebody gets hurt ? ford : nobody 's gon na get hurt . it 's gon na be fine . langston : fine ? it was n't too long ago you were in the hospital because you were seriously injured from getting a beating . ford : i 'm all healed up , okay ? langston : okay , well , should n't you be taking it easy ? ford : trust me , it 's gon na be easy . in fact , we might even have time to go eat some dinner when we 're done . all right , dad , let 's do this . eddie : huh ? ah , hold it . you know , i never said that i would fight you now . ford : why not ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] bo : come in . inez : sorry . are you all right ? matthew seemed a little upset . bo : it was bad enough when he was mad at nora and me a year or so ago when we would n't let him have surgery , but this is almost worse . inez : what do you mean ? bo : it 's his attitude . it 's really getting to me . inez : that 's normal , though , for a kid matthew 's age . nate gives me attitude all the time . they 're just asserting themselves . bo : yeah , but i think it 's different here . i think my brother 's responsible for this change in matthew . [ scene_break ] matthew : what 's going on , vimal ? vimal : mr. buchanan . mr. buchanan . matthew : what 's wrong with vimal ? seems kind of worried . clint : oh , he always looks that way . it 's nothing . so what 's going on ? matthew : well , my dad would n't give me permission to skip seventh period to come here . so i figured i 'd ask my mom , but now i ca n't find her and neither can my dad . clint : your dad must be worried sick . i 'm sure bo has the entire police department out looking for her . matthew : not even close . [ scene_break ] [ tv playing loudly ] [ muffled screams ] [ pounding on door ] man : hey ! turn that tv down ! [ scene_break ] kelly : kevin and i just want to keep this kind of quiet for now . joey : you think he would n't have wanted you to tell me ? i 'm his brother . kelly : no , no , i know that . he just wanted to tell you in his own way at the right time . i just was so happy because when i saw you , my heart was ready to burst ! please just do n't tell him , joey . joey : okay , i wo n't , but i do need to call my mom and tell her that aubrey accepted my proposal and will be my wife . she needs to start getting used to the idea . kelly : yes , yes , of course . good luck . yes . aubrey : wow , you 're good . you almost had me convinced that you had fallen in love with joey 's brother all over again . kelly : had to say something . aubrey : listen , do you think that if joey knew that you still loved him it would change anything ? kelly : do you ? [ scene_break ] clint : matthew , what 's going on between your parents ? matthew : they had a fight . clint : and now your father does n't know where your mom is and he 's not even out looking for her ? matthew : yeah , it 's all pretty messed up . clint : must have been some fight . [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] man : the other guests are complaining ! this is a respectable establishment ! you hear me ? [ pounding on door ] man : turn it down , or you 'll be sorry ! [ scene_break ] ford : why not , edward ? we can get this over in 3 rounds if you last that long . eddie : i got extenuating circumstances . ford : like what ? you do n't have a job here or any friends . eddie : you do n't know what i got here , boy . james : oh , he 's just stalling . langston : maybe that 's a good thing . starr : i think we should call this whole thing off . ford : scared of fighting somebody that can actually fight you back ? eddie : scared of you ? not likely . ford : all right , prove it . eddie : listen , if we 're gon na do this thing , let 's do it right . we need to get a crowd in here . ford : crowd , huh ? eddie : yeah . what 's a fight without spectators , gambling , a piece of tail to do the cards ? you know , make it worth everybody 's while . unless , of course , you 're afraid to let your friends see your dad beat the stuffing out of you . ford : no . i 've actually got no problem inviting friends over to watch me kick your ass . eddie : well , set it up , baby boy . i 'll be there . langston : ford , you can not be serious about doing this . james : if dad would n't leave for 50 grand , what makes you think a fight 's gon na make him leave ? ford : langston , the guy is all ego . okay ? i hurt him , i humiliate him , he leaves town and goes back to that rock he crawled out from under . james : think so ? ford : it 's worth a try . langston : no , it 's not , not if it gets you hurt . ford : then i guess i better not get hurt . james : do you really think you can take him ? ford : dude , look at me . i work out every single day . okay ? who knew muscles were good for more than just looking at ? james , let me do this for you , okay ? james : bobby , i 'm willing to do anything . i just want him gone . ford : he will be . james : thanks , bro . i 'm gon na go call mom 'cause she thinks dad 's gone , all right ? starr : hey , wait . i 'll go with you . james : let 's go . [ scene_break ] matthew : yeah , i guess it was a bad fight , but my dad would n't tell me what it was about , and now my mom 's gone and he ... clint : what ? matthew : nothing . i should n't say . clint : matthew , you know that you can tell me anything . matthew : yeah , but i do n't want you to get mad or jealous or anything like that . clint : why would i get mad or jealous ? matthew : because when i got to the station , it looked like my dad was getting pretty friendly with your girlfriend -- you know , nate 's mom . clint : well , actually , she 's not my girlfriend anymore . inez and i broke up . matthew : you did ? clint : yeah . actually , you know something , though ? inez works for your dad , so it 's only natural that they 'd be friendly . i think whatever you saw between them was completely innocent . [ scene_break ] bo : that did n't sound good . what 's going on ? inez : i hate to bother you with this , especially the way things are right now . bo : it 's okay . i could use the distraction . is that about eddie ? inez : he did n't leave town after all . he and bobby are at this place -- rourke 's ? bo : yeah , it 's a boxing gym down on angel square . what are they doing there ? inez : bobby is about to fight eddie in the ring there , and i 'm just really afraid that eddie can really hurt him . bo : i do n't like the idea of a father fighting his own son . so i think i 'll just head down there and see what 's going on . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] clint : clint buchanan . inez : you did n't hold up your end of the bargain , so i do n't have to hold up mine . clint : what are you talking about ? inez : eddie is still here . he did n't go anywhere , so i do n't have to sleep with your brother . [ scene_break ] gigi : no , natalie . i swear i did n't tell him . i would never do that to you . rex : she did n't , okay ? really . i practically forced her to tell me . she would not . natalie : i 'm sorry , gigi . i should n't have blamed you . gigi : it 's okay . i 'm sure you two have a lot to talk about . i 'm gon na head on in to work . see you later . rex : yeah . gigi : rex wo n't tell anyone . you can trust him with this . natalie : thanks . see you . you think i 'm a horrible person , do n't you ? rex : no . natalie : it 's okay . i do . rex : that is the last thing i would ever think about you . i can not believe you 've been dealing with this . you must be going through hell . natalie : you could say that . rex : what happened ? natalie : it was just one horrible , horrible night . brody thought jessica was never gon na come back to him . i thought that john was gon na be with marty forever , and ... i was drunk , and he was drunk . we kept drinking , and we were both so upset . it was just the stupidest mistake i have ever made in my entire life . [ scene_break ] john : thanks . hey , brody . switchboard got a call from the manager at the minuteman . brody : again ? john : hey , look . it 's the job . do me a favor . go over and check it out , will you ? brody : the last time this guy called , he said he found somebody parking in his lot who was n't staying there . and the time before that , it was a pillow that got stolen . what happened now ? somebody took too much ice ? john : probably . check it out . brody : why do n't we just ignore him ? maybe he 'll learn to stop wasting our time . [ scene_break ] [ tv playing loudly ] [ scene_break ] aubrey : i do n't think it would matter one bit if joey knew your true feelings . kelly : but you wo n't tell him , will you ? aubrey : no . why would i ? you went to such extremes to cover up how you feel about joey because you know he loves me and not you . obviously , you wanted to avoid a humiliation of forcing joey to reject you . i would n't want to embarrass you , either . but , kelly , you made it sound like you and kevin really had something , something special . maybe you should consider getting back together again . joey : great news ! my mother sends her heartfelt congratulations . aubrey : really ? joey : mm - hmm . you have the official viki banks seal of approval . aubrey : wow . i say we go up to my room and celebrate our engagement . joey : i like the sound of that . guess we 'll see you later . kelly : right , later . joey : it was so good to catch up , and i really am happy for you and my brother . kelly : i 'm happy for you , too . [ scene_break ] rex : i know what it 's like to get drunk and end up with the wrong person . natalie : oh , right . stacy . rex : wow . was n't even talking about that epic failure . no , i was talking about something a little more recently before gigi and i got back together . natalie : you had sex with someone else ? rex : oh ! sex is too strong a word . no , we just kissed . natalie : well , john does n't even know that i slept with brody . he thinks this baby is his . rex : and i 'm guessing brody does n't know that this is his baby , either . natalie : i mean , he knew that there was a possibility he could be the father , given the timing . but when i got the results , i could n't tell him , not when he was so happy that jessica was having his baby and not ford 's . [ scene_break ] ford : oh , forgot about aaron . he 'll totally be down to see a live fight . langston : ford , this is crazy . there has to be some other way to get rid of your dad . ford : like what ? jail could n't hold him . 50 grand could n't buy him off . the only language this guy understands is violence . that 's why i have to fight him . for james . langston : i did n't know you knew how to fight . you do know your way around a ring , right ? please tell me that you 've boxed before . ford : not even in gym class . langston : what ? how do you expect to win ? ford : honestly , i have no idea . langston : great . ford : hey , you okay ? james : yeah , the trainer said it was just a mild concussion . starr : you 're lucky . it could have been worse . james : i 'm fine , starr , really . langston : that 's good . at least one ford brother will make it out of here in one piece . james : what is that supposed to mean ? ford : langston 's just ticked about the whole mano - a - mano -- langston : your brother does n't know how to fight , james . at all . ford : thanks . james : umm ... starr : what ? james : is she for real ? bobby , are you kidding me ? what are you thinking , dude ? bo : hello , everybody . ford : hi . bo : what happened , james ? did your dad hit you again ? james : yeah , but i popped him first , so he 'll probably just say it was self- defense . bo : unfortunately , that 's not illegal . and neither is this fight that your dad and ford are planning . ford : let me guess . my mom told you about this , right ? bo : she does n't like it . neither do i . james : i do n't like it so much now , either , bobby . bo : you 've been in the hospital , what , twice this year ? you heard the saying , `` three strikes , you 're out `` ? ford : i never cared much for baseball . langston : will you please take this seriously , ford ? ford : i am . look , commissioner , i appreciate what you 've done for my brothers and for my mom , but i got a chance today to get this s.o.b . out of my brother 's life , and i 'm going to take it . bo : all right . where 's eddie now ? ford : he 's probably back at the apartment with a 6-pack and a call girl . starr : why ? what are you gon na do ? bo : i thought i 'd just try to rattle his cage a little bit , see if i can do something so he wo n't show , wo n't beat up his son . you see , i 'm a father myself , and this kind of thing just does n't sit right with me . [ scene_break ] clint : matthew , go make a fresh pot of coffee . bring me a cup , all right ? matthew : coffee ? really ? clint : go ! matthew : this is bull . clint : shut the door . inez : you said eddie was gone . instead , he 's here harassing my sons . clint : did you think that i was gon na get rid of eddie before i found out that you kept your end of the deal ? eddie goes when you sleep with my brother . inez : that could take weeks . clint : weeks ? get it done by morning . inez : tomorrow morning ? clint : from what i hear , bo is wide open after his argument with nora . inez : are you behind the messages that bo 's getting from her ? clint : what messages ? inez : you said that nora would n't be a problem . did you do something to her ? clint : sleep with bo tonight , and you 'll never have to worry about eddie ford again . inez , you 'll have everything you 've ever wanted ... including my brother . [ scene_break ] [ turns off tv ] eddie : nice try , bitch ! but no one in this dump is paying any attention . i got a big fight coming up . if i did n't think it would get me into agua caliente , i 'd practice on you . pop pop . [ scene_break ] clint : thanks . you know something , matthew , i think that your mother 's gon na be back soon , and then you can get that permission slip signed . all right ? matthew : or we could just get vimal to fake it for me . clint : what ? matthew : yet again , that would n't be the first thing he faked for you , would it ? [ scene_break ] rex : natty , do n't worry . i understand what a nightmare this is for you . i ca n't believe you have to carry this around . but like gigi said , your secret is safe with me . i hope you know that . if you ever need to talk or anything else , i 'm right across the yard . natalie : you 're the best . i 'll probably take you up on that offer sometime . rex : i hope you do . i mean it . i 'm sure gigi feels the same way . natalie : if gigi did n't tell you about this , how did you find out ? rex : your uncle todd hired me to work on a case that had nothing to do with you , or at least that 's what i thought . natalie : todd does n't know about this , does he ? rex : no , of course not . this case had nothing to do with you . he does n't know anything , and i 'm not gon na tell him . but while i was working on that , i found this . natalie : my god . where did you find this , at the dna lab ? were you looking up info for someone else ? rex : no . natalie : rex , where did you get this ? i burnt the only copy . rex : apparently somebody else made another one . [ scene_break ] joey : my brother is a lucky man . aubrey : congrats again ! kelly : congrats to you , too . awesome ! [ scene_break ] james : thank you for watching out for me . starr : it 's the least i could do . if i had n't distracted you , your dad would n't have been able to get that shot in . i just ca n't wait until he 's gone . james : you know , starr , when i was fighting him , i really wanted to kill him . starr : i do n't blame you . [ scene_break ] langston : i really hope bo can stop this fight from happening , because if eddie hurts you , i swear i 'm gon na go after that pig myself . bo : got one of my guys working a case not far from your apartment . i asked him to check and see if eddie 's car was in the parking lot . it 's not there . ford : you 're kidding . bo : any idea where he might have gone ? ford : no . since he 's gotten here , all he does is follow me and james around . i do n't know where he is . [ scene_break ] eddie : see what happens when you misbehave ? you get punished . you 're not gon na try any more stupid tricks , are you ? [ pounding on door ] brody : open up ! police ! [ scene_break ] inez : i 'm sorry , detective . john : you can call me john . what 's wrong ? inez : oh , everything . john : you want to talk about it ? inez : yes . no . i ca n't with you . i need help , though . i need professional help . john : if that 's what you want , i can give you the name of a good shrink . inez : if you can , yeah . that 's what i need . john : sure . let me write it down for you . her name is marty saybrooke . [ scene_break ] natalie : who is this someone ? who had a copy of my test results ? rex : natalie -- natalie : rex , tell me . where did you get this ? rex : i found it at marty saybrooke 's house . [ scene_break ] matthew : i know what vimal 's done for you , uncle clint . i know he faked that hospital key card . clint : yeah , of course he did . vimal 's got privileges at that lab . matthew : uncle clint , do n't treat me like a baby , all right ? or an idiot . we 're in this together . clint : we 're in what together ? what is it you think you know ? matthew : the other day i ran into vimal , then we had a little chat . i was pretty sure i knew what was going on then . and today , when i walked in on you and vimal , i got the confirmation i needed . clint : confirmation of what ? what do you think you know ? matthew : charlie is n't rex 's dad . you are . [ scene_break ] john : on the next `` one life to live `` ... starr : team ford has a secret weapon . eddie : you are gon na pay for that . matthew : i ca n't keep this a secret . natalie : marty saybrooke is planning to destroy my life . inez : want to stay for a while ?
aubrey asks kelly not to tell joey how she feels about him . when joey asks kelly what her news is , she tells him she is in love with one of her exes . joey asks if she is talking about him . she lies and says that she and kevin are reconnecting . joey wonders why she wanted to see him when she went to london . she says she just wanted to catch up . joey is about to go call kevin but kelly stops him and asks him to keep the news to himself for now . aubrey wonders to kelly if joey knowing that kelly was still in love with him would change anything . clint tells his lackey , vimal that the girl that aubrey is after the buchanan fortune . vimal offers to get her out of their lives the way he did with rex . gigi stops rex from showing brody the dna test results that he found . rex wonders why gigi does n't want brody and natalie to know that marty faked the dna results , but gigi refuses to answer . when natalie comes home , rex asks her if brody is her baby 's father . natalie thinks gigi told rex . rex assures natalie that gigi refused to tell him anything ; he figured it out on his own . natalie tells rex about her one - night - stand with brody when they both thought jessica and john were permanently unavailable . rex tells her that he will keep her secret and that he is always there for you . natalie wonders how rex knew , and he tells her that he found the dna report in marty saybrooke 's house while he was investigating another case .
bo : it is good to see you back on the job . john : if i have to be here , you have to be here . when are you getting reinstated ? bo : i do n't know . my hands are full right now , you know , with matthew in rehab . john : yeah , i , uh , i heard . that 's the best news yet . bo : yeah . we got our miracle . john : you got your son back . bo : and , you know , from what i understand , so did you . [ door closes ] roxanne : are you sitting down ? natalie : um , no . i just walked in . roxanne : okay , well , grab a chair . [ sniffles ] 'cause i got some very bad news for you . natalie : oh , my god . what now ? roxanne : they 've canceled `` fraternity row . `` natalie : your show ? roxanne : our show . remember when you used to come home from school and we used to watch it together ? natalie : yeah , yeah . you would n't let me talk except for during the commercials . roxanne : yeah , well , now i tivo the show all the time , and i do n't know what i 'm gon na do when it goes off the air . i mean , how am i gon na find out if briana and brandon get back together again ? [ sniffles ] natalie : roxy , even if the show is canceled , it 's not like briana and brandon are out there somewhere . i mean -- they 're not -- they 're not real . roxanne : no , wait a minute ! you bite your tongue , because they are realer than anybody who comes in that door . i mean , they got long - lost love and missing kids and people come back from the dead . and i have seen absolutely every episode of it . and it 's like , `` how am i gon na find out what 's happening ? `` because they 're gon na be in a back room somewhere -- in a back room that i 'm not allowed in . natalie : i 'm sorry , rox . i 'm really sorry that your show got canceled . and you know what ? you 're right . i do love that show . when liam was born , i used to watch it every single day when i put him down for a nap . it was just -- fun . roxanne : okay , so now you got to give me some good news . you got to tell me that you and johnny are gon na work it out . john : yeah , liam 's home , and it 's amazing . bo : ahh . john : hey , you got a minute ? i want to update you on the victor lord murder case . bo : mm , got a picture of tomás delgado on that file . john : mm - hmm . bo : i understand his friend calmar pointed the finger at him . you buying that ? or -- do you still think that todd manning killed his brother ? todd : `` spy guy eyes `` -- blank . calmar fingers delgado , which is hysterical , for -- hey . blair : hello . todd : i 'm glad you 're here . i need a word that means friend and rhymes with `` eye . `` blair : ally ? what you working on ? [ stomps foot ] i thought you said that you were gon na help me no matter what . todd : and i will . blair : you call this helping ? you said that you were gon na help me prove that tomás was innocent , not put him on the front page of the paper and indict him there ! todd : but it 's front - page news . blair : it 's a lie ! he did n't kill victor , and i 'll stake my life on it . [ soft music plays ] shane : you got the tape recorder ? neela : got it . shane : good . now you just have to get jack to talk . neela : shane , if he has n't confessed to anyone in all this time -- shane : he will . he trusts you . neela : but if he did n't do it -- shane : he did . you want to know the truth about him , right ? neela : right . shane : just get him talking and you 'll find out . we both need to know , neela . neela : okay . i 'll see what i can do . shane : thanks . you 'll call me , right ? rex : who 's that ? ! shane : no one . rex : no one ? [ tape recorder clicks ] neela : [ sighs ] [ doorbell rings ] jack : hey , neela . you made it . neela : i said i 'd come over . jack : yeah , well , i 'm just glad you 're here . come on in . [ country music plays ] stacy : [ giggles ] cutter : you really can make anything look good . stacy : i 'll tell you what . it 's like this uniform was made for me . oh . darn it ! would you look at that ? it 's like i knew it was there . there 's something really strange about this place . cutter : déja vu all over again . stacy : something like that . you mind watching the front ? i 'm gon na go fix my nail . did you see that ? cutter : what ? i coulda sworn that was gigi morasco . she was always my favorite . cutter : your favorite what ? waitress . i got to run . but i 'll be back . cutter : that 's why it 's all making sense to her . she used to work here . it 's only a matter of time till someone tells her the truth -- she 's gigi , not her sister . natalie : rox , there is no john and i . roxanne : why not ? natalie : roxy , you know why ! roxanne : so just yell at him , call him a knucklehead , and kiss and make up . natalie : i 'm sorry to disappoint you , but there 's no kissing and there 's no yelling . roxanne : okay , so what did you say to him ? natalie : i told him that [ inhales deeply ] we should be glad we got liam back and that we should just leave well enough alone . roxanne : the guy loves you . he told me that ! and you know that ! natalie : it does n't matter how he feels ! what it matters is what he does -- or what he does n't do , in this case , because he does n't forgive me for lying to him about liam , and he could n't get past the fact that liam was n't his . and when he finally decided that he loved me enough , he could n't even try to stop my wedding with brody ! roxanne : why are you talking yourself out of a happy ending ? the guy loves you . okay , he wimped out a couple of times . but that does n't mean he ca n't come back to you ! natalie : i do n't know if that 's even what he wants . roxanne : so talk to him ! natalie : no . no , roxy , i -- i was just about to get married . i was at the alter again when everything in my life blew up , again ! so excuse me for not wanting to make any sudden moves right now , okay ? roxanne : oh , so you 're just gon na wimp out ? natalie : come on . roxanne : listen , honey , you 've got to grab happiness with two hands . i mean , look at briana and brandon . natalie : are n't they brother and sister ? roxanne : i do n't know . maybe , but it 's a soap ! it does n't matter ! i mean -- look , life can just change in a heartbeat , okay ? you do n't want john to give up on you , do you ? natalie : if that 's what he does , then -- maybe it just was n't meant to be . roxanne : [ sighs ] so , you 're just gon na sit back and wait for the guy to beat down your door ? natalie : no . no , what i 'm going to do is i 'm going to raise my son . i 'm going to try and keep my job , and i think that 's enough for now . roxanne : all right . well , if you do n't tell him that you love him and you want him back , then i will ! john : yeah , we brought our boy calmar in when he , uh , refused to answer phone calls . bo : well , you know , a lot of people -- do n't like to talk to the police . john : yeah , funny , is n't it ? he 's shady , but he knows better . bo : well , i understand that calmar was pretty convincing . john : yeah . i do n't know , bo . it all just seems -- a little too convenient . bo : what else did calmar say ? john : well , he just came out and said it . `` delgado shot victor . `` bo : he was there ? john : no , no . but that 's why he says that delgado took the gun from , uh -- from todd , so he could then shoot victor and then frame todd for it . bo : but why would a pro like calmar -- volunteer information ? now , do you have something on him ? john : no , and he made himself an accessory . bo : he 's got an agenda . he wants you to believe that tomás is guilty . john : so we do n't believe someone else is guilty . bo : manning ? john : the prime suspect . bo : do you think manning 's got something on calmar ? john : this is why we need you back on the job . bo : [ chuckles ] blair : you 've got to kill this story . todd : and replace it with -- with what ? blair : this -- my reward offer for the whereabouts , any information about where tomás delgado is . and while you 're at it , why do n't you dig up some information on that french guy , calmar ? we need to discredit him as much as possible . unless , of course , you 've changed your mind about helping me . todd : uh , no . but -- blair : but you think that tomás -- is guilty , do n't you ? jack : so , vimal gave you permission to come over ? neela : well , you saved his life . he and rama are very grateful . but i told him we 're going to study . jack : yeah . works every time . neela : but i do n't want to actually study . jack : me neither . jack : so , what do you want to do ? neela : mm , why do n't we talk ? maybe we can get to know each other a little better ? rex : you were talking to a girl . come on . you can tell me . shane : like you told me what was going on with you ? dad , you took off . you were gone all of that time , and you lied to me . you said that you were going down there to help find liam , but it was really about mom ! rex : i know , shane . i 'm sorry , okay ? i did n't know how to explain it to you . you know , i 've been kind of having a rough time . you know , how -- how i was kind of seeing your mom ? shane : yeah . rex : well , it happened again , at the airport . i thought i saw her getting on a plane to rio , so i got on the next plane right after her . shane : except it was n't really mom , was it ? you just wanted it to be , so your mind was playing tricks on you . rex : not exactly . i mean , yeah , i always want to see your mom , but -- the woman at the airport , she was real . cutter : of all the places you could have picked , you take us back to the diner you used to work at . stacy : cutter , do you need a break ? cutter : [ slams menu ] stacy : what 's wrong ? cutter : we need to talk . stacy : uh - oh . this does n't sound good . cutter : [ sighs ] i lied to you . stacy : you 're not broke . you have a yacht parked out back . cutter : i 'm serious . stacy : okay . what 'd you lie to me about ? cutter : you . back in brazil , when i told you that dr . fascinella canceled your surgery , you know , the one to turn you back ? stacy : yeah , because i had been in a coma . cutter : well , that was a lie . the reason he could n't operate on you was 'cause you never had a surgery . stacy : yeah , i did . i had -- i had to ! how else could i look like this ? cutter : you were born this way . cutter : truth is , the reason you look like gigi -- is because you are gigi . 102 roxanne : i mean it . if you do n't tell him , then i will . natalie : you would n't dare ! roxanne : natalie , there comes a time in every hairdresser 's life when enough is enough . now , i may not be able to un - fry someone 's messed - up hairdo because , after all , this is a comb . it 's not a magic wand . but there are two very , very important things in my life -- my family and my stories . and i am not taking that lying down . so `` fraternity row `` is not going off the air , and you are not breaking up with johnny . so you just get outta my way . natalie : do not cross me on this , roxy . roxanne : you consider yourself crossed . natalie : whoa ! rox -- ugh ! damn it ! bo : does , uh , calmar have a family ? john : never married . no children . parents dead . bo : hmm . john : coffee ? bo : oh , yeah , please . john : yep . probably been here since you left . bo : okay . siblings , did he have -- john : no , none that we know of . [ coffee pours ] bo : so he just has tomás delgado , his protégé . john : yeah . i mean , you 'd think he 'd do anything to protect him . cream ? bo : yeah ! and , yeah , of course he would . hm . john : he accused him of murder . bo : but -- why ? john : lesser of two evils ? bo : if manning threatened delgado 's life -- john : calmar plays ball -- points the finger at tomás . todd : blair , i -- i got your back , okay ? and i swear , i 'm always on your side . however -- blair : `` however , `` you think tomás is guilty , right ? todd : even his own friend calmar says that he stole the gun from louie and he shot victor with it . and tomás did n't help himself when he ran off from the cops as soon as they started to close in . blair : it 's not true , okay ? it just ca n't be . todd : really ? why not ? blair : because i can not make another horrible mistake with a man again , okay ? i just ca n't . jack : i 'm really glad you 're here . i thought shane might have talked you out of hanging out with me . neela : [ chuckles ] i do n't let anyone tell me how to feel about people -- not shane , not my father , not anybody . i make up my own mind . jack : you kind of remind me of my sister . i mean , i do n't think of you as my sister , but you kind of remind me of starr . and dani , too , actually . neela : how ? jack : you 're tough . neela : and that 's good ? jack : yeah , i think so . neela : so , what happened with shane , when you picked on him in school ? is that what you 'd meant when you said you 'd hurt someone in the past ? jack : yeah . neela : i know you feel terrible about bullying shane . we talked about it . jack : yeah , i know . neela : i just thought -- [ sighs ] well , when you said that you were scared that vimal and rama might die , that you could n't let it happen again , that did n't sound like it was about bullying . what did you mean ? shane : aunt stacy 's alive ? ! rex : she got plastic surgery so that she could look like your mom . that 's who showed up at our party . it was stacy with -- your mom 's -- face . she and cutter wentworth were in on it together . he was gon na use her to get money from me . shane : what ? ! rex : their plan was to get me to sign over everything that i 'd taken from clint . too bad i did n't have it anymore . shane : that is really messed up . rex : yeah , pretty much . shane : so -- where 's stacy now ? rex : uh , all i know is she took off with cutter somewhere . shane : are you gon na find her ? rex : i 'm gon na try . shane : are you okay ? rex : yeah . i 'm better , actually . for a while there , i thought that i was losing it . i just think i wish things were different , you know ? shane : yeah . rex : but now i know that 's not possible . [ sighs ] and knowing now that stacy -- i mean , can you believe that she thought she could take your mom 's place ? shane : i almost wish she had . stacy : i 'm -- gigi . cutter : yeah . stacy : [ laughs ] that 's a good one . that 's really good . why do n't you get table 4 ? i 'm gon na go . cutter : listen to me . look , i did n't know . i swear . i - i - i was just trying to help you , but then that dr . fascinella pulls me aside and he tells that he examined your face , and he swore to me that you 'd never had a surgery . there was no mark on your face . there 's no stitches , no -- no scarring , no nothing . stacy : well , maybe he just did a really good job . cutter : no ! he did n't . this face -- it 's the face you had your entire life . stacy : i do n't understand ! cutter : i did n't either , all right . but -- somehow , i guess you and your sister switched in that basement , and somehow you got out . stacy : so , i 'm -- cutter : you 're gigi . look , i swear . i - i was just trying to help you . i - i had no idea . like , kim did n't even -- kim thought that you were stacy , and then this fascinella guy , he examines you and -- stacy : why did n't you tell me ? cutter : because i did n't know . i -- [ sighs ] all i could think about was just getting you out of there . stacy : well , it 's been days since then , cutter ! cutter : i know . i know . i know . and that is on me . stacy : but why ? ! cutter : because , i - i was just thinking about how you 'd lost your memory , how you did n't have a life to go back to , and , stacy , you and me , we 've got , like , a good thing . stacy : you lied to me . cutter : i did n't want to lose you ! i care about you ! stacy : you picked a great way to show it ! cutter : stacy , we can have an amazing life together . stacy : i have a life . i have a son ! i have a fiancé ! oh , my god ! ! cutter : wait , wait , wait , wait . where are you going ? stacy : home ! i 'm going home , and you ca n't stop me ! cutter : but -- you ca n't even remember who you are ! stacy : i will remember ! i 'll look at my son [ sighs ] and rex , and i 'll remember . cutter : stacy , wait . stacy : that 's not my name ! stacy : cutter ? cutter : [ chuckles softly ] stacy : where were you ? cutter : uh , just thinking . stacy : okay , well , you said to lied to me . what 's that about ? testin eye couture ? shane : if aunt stacy had taken mom 's place , then mom never would have gone down into that basement , and jack manning never would have killed her . rex : whoa , whoa . shane , just take it easy , okay ? shane : why ? it 's not gon na change anything . no matter what i do , mom 's still gone . rex : i - i know . shane : no , dad . you do n't know . you were in brazil while i was here missing her . this is where she used to work . rex : i know . shane : it does n't matter where i go -- here , home , the parking lot at school . she 's gone ! and it 's jack manning 's fault . so , no matter what i have to do , he 's gon na pay for it ! rex : listen to me . shane , i am angry , too , okay ? it 's not gon na change anything . if you spend all of your time trying to make jack manning pay , the only person you 're gon na hurt is yourself . you have to let this go . i 'm sorry . jack : so , shane did n't tell you ? neela : tell me what ? i mean , i know he does n't like you and that he blames you for making his life miserable at school . jack : yeah . neela : because you -- picked on him ? jack : we picked on him a lot . and last year , he tried to kill himself . neela : oh , my god ! jack : he did n't tell you that ? neela : [ sighs ] no . jack : he went up to the roof of the school one day , but his parents got there in time . if he 'd jumped , it would have been my fault . that 's what i meant . someone could have died because of me . stacy : you said you lied to me . cutter : yeah , i did . when i told you i was okay with working here , washing dishes . i - i ca n't do it . i 'm sorry . stacy : oh -- okay . well , we 'll get other jobs , then . paris , texas , is a big town . cutter : nah , actually , it 's not . stacy : cutter , you said you did n't care where we went . you 're the one that spun the globe and told me to point . cutter : i know i did , stacy , but , like , if i 'm honest , it was a mistake . look , the last couple years i 've spent living in spain , london , new york . and -- this town 's just too small for me . and too small for you . i mean , look , if you 're gon na get a fresh start , you need more options . and this ? let me take you to the real eiffel tower . come on . let 's get out of here -- now . todd : well , everybody makes mistakes . i mean , it does n't sound like you saw this one coming . how could you know ? blair : no , i did n't see it coming , but i promised myself i was not gon na let that happen again . that why i took so much time , this time , with tomás . i got to know him . he got to know me . i trusted him . i fell in love with him . it 's why i know he did n't kill victor . that 's -- [ chuckles ] especially since i chose him over -- [ sighs ] todd : over me ? bo : if we 're right and manning has , uh , delgado stashed somewhere , my bet is he is keeping him alive . john : it 's leverage . it makes sense . it explains why frenchy 's sticking to his story . [ approaching footsteps ] roxanne : johnny , i got to talk to you . it 's a matter of love and death . neela : i have to go . jack : i blew it with you , did n't i ? neela : no . i mean , i 'm just surprised . but i know that you 're really sorry for what you did and that you would have never forgiven yourself if something happened to shane . jack : it took me a long time to realize i was responsible , but i get that now , really . that guy who tortured shane last year ? he 's gone ! he 's not me anymore . neela : i know . rex : cake made of cheese ? shane : noelle baked a pie for mom . rex : yeah ? your mom always loved her pies . shane : no , i mean she dedicated a pie to mom . she even named it after her . rex : yeah ? cool . okay , that looks insanely good . where 's noelle ? i want to thank her . shane : she went back to paris , texas , for the bake - off . she 's entering mom 's pie . rex : paris , texas . that 's where your mom and i found each other . stacy : [ slaps thighs ] you just want to walk out of here without giving any notice ? cutter : well , it 's not like that dishwasher guy gave any notice when he quit . stacy : yeah , and that was a disaster , remember ? the poor waitress did n't know how she was gon na make it through her shift . cutter : [ sighs ] look , stacy , you got a good heart . i 'll give you that . but , i mean , these jobs are n't gon na get us anywhere . we , uh , we need to just spin the globe again and find someplace other than some podunk town in the middle of nowhere . blair : yeah . i chose tomás , because he was good -- he was kind -- and decent . blair : do n't -- touch me , todd . todd : what did i do ? blair : you ever wonder how -- why i 'm like this after years of living with a man who hurt me , who hurt people . i guess my instincts are just kind of off- track . todd : yeah , uh , i thought we 'd moved past all that . blair : yeah , past you taking my son -- telling me he was dead and then trying to sell him to strangers , huh ? todd : jack is fine . blair : no , jack is not fine . none of us are just fine . todd : oh , and that 's my fault ? ! everything is my fault . you fall for some psycho . that 's my fault ? he said he was a lawyer . that did n't tell you something ? blair : oh , what , that he would think twice before breaking the law ? is that what you 're talking about ? todd : how 'd that go for you ? blair : it did n't go ! you know , i was so used to living with a man who ate with his hands and could n't tell people how he felt ! yeah , so , you know , eli -- he looked like a perfect gentleman to me ! todd : okay , you know what ? blair : what ? ! todd : there 's no such thing as perfect , a - and i can tell you how i feel . you know , when you say that , what i hear you saying is that it 's really all your fault ! blair : what ? ! todd : [ chuckling ] you fall for me . blair : my fault ? ! todd : you fall for some psycho lawyer . you fall for a cia assassin who locks me up for eight years and then kills my brother ! blair : do n't accuse him of killing victor , because he did n't do it , all right ? ! he out doing an investigation for me and for téa . we were all gon na sit down and talk about suspects , todd ! todd : oh , yeah , because he wants you to think somebody else did it ! blair : no ! no ! [ voice breaking ] he loves me . loves me . he loves dani , and he loves téa , okay ? he loves us , and he would n't just run off without -- without telling me ! i do n't believe it , and i refuse to believe it ! john : hi , roxy . we 're kind of in the middle of something important . roxanne : more important than your future ? more important than your happiness ? more important than your need to know -- and believe me , johnny , you need to know ! natalie : roxy ! john , uncle bo , sorry . john : hi . natalie : roxy , a minute ! roxanne : nattie , what are you doing ? natalie : you breathe one more word , and i swear you 'll never see your grandson again . roxanne : you ca n't do that . natalie : watch me . i 'm serious , we compare our direct rates side by side roxanne : you would keep me away from my grandkid ? natalie : you bet i would . now get in there and fix this ! roxanne : you know , like i was saying before , i have some news that just ca n't wait . they 're canceling my favorite show , `` fraternity row , `` and i am truly devastated about that . but i 'm leading a protest . so , i need you guys to go online and sign the petition . john : yeah , i do n't really watch a lot of television , roxy . roxanne : yeah , well , maybe you should , 'cause maybe you could learn a lot about love -- a lot ! a - and , bo , you used to produce the show , so maybe do you think that there 's someone you could talk to from the network ? bo : oh , roxy , i 'm sorry . you know , those days , they 're kind of over . roxanne : yeah , you know , i tried to get your brother on board , but he blew me off , too . but i ai n't going down without a fight . so where there 's a will , there 's a way . john : good luck with that . roxanne : you 're gon na need it a lot more than me . john : i have no idea what that means . natalie : [ sighs ] [ door closes ] bo : [ sighs ] you know , with liam coming home , i was kind of hoping that , uh -- maybe you and natalie could work things out , you know , and -- maybe even get back together . john : me too , bo . me too . shane : neela , this is my dad . neela 's vimal patel 's little sister . rex : nice to meet you , neela . neela : nice to meet you , too , mr. balsom . rex : pretty and polite . uh , excuse me , neela , i have a few calls to make . shane : did you get jack to confess ? neela : i tried . he admitted that he treated you really badly . he feels terrible about it , but he did n't say anything about your mom . shane : keep it . neela : why ? shane : do n't let yourself get played by jack manning . it 's an act . i do n't care how sorry he tells you he is . until he admits that he killed my mom , you ca n't feel sorry for him . rex : paris , texas . [ sighs ] that was a long time ago , geeg . gigi : [ shivering ] sorry i 'm late , moe ! if you had a heart , you 'd understand , but you do n't , so you wo n't . did noelle clean the aprons like she was supposed to ? ! rex : morasco ? gigi : balsom ? stacy : [ chuckles ] okay , cutter . look , i understand that small towns are n't for everybody . cutter : so , let 's spin the globe . i know we can find the perfect place to jump - start our lives . stacy : about that -- look , i really appreciate everything you 've done for me -- going all the way to brazil and holding my hand when dr . fascinella said he could n't restore my face , and then when i realized that there was nothing left for me back in llanview and i wanted to start over , you were willing to chance your whole future on whatever place i picked . you 're a really good guy . cutter : depends on who you ask . stacy : well , you 've been great to me . but , um -- you know , if you do n't want to stay here , i 'll be fine . i mean , if you want to go back to new york or london or wherever , you should go . i - i wo n't stop you . cutter : i do n't want to go without you . todd : so , do you think that the police just made up all of that evidence ? blair : there 's got to be another explanation for it . there 's got to be . now , are you gon na run that announcement or what ? todd : you know i 'd do anything for you , blair . blair : thank you . todd : even that . even that . [ sighs ] hm . [ tape recorder scrapes ] shane : promise me you 'll keep trying . it 's the only way i 'm ever gon na be able to get justice for my mom . neela : i 'll think about it . i promise . rex : shane ! i just had a great idea ! and i 'm still gon na track down stacy and cutter . that could take a while . i was thinking maybe you and i could take a little trip down to paris , texas , for the pie bake - off -- cheer noelle on . shane : yeah ? rex : yeah . what do you think ? we could do it to sort of honor your mom . i mean , i know life will never be the same without her , but -- it 'll kind of be like a memorial , you know ? what do you say ? would you want to go visit a place that was really special to all three of us ? shane : [ chuckles softly ] cutter : i 'm not leaving here without you . stacy : okay , um -- look , i did n't mean to sound like i 'm kicking you out . i 'm not . i like you , too . i 'm just not ready to -- change my plans , for anybody . i want to stay here . i 'm sorry , but i 'm not leaving . [ cell phone rings ] neela : hello ? jack : hey , neela , it 's me -- jack . neela : hi . jack : i was thinking , um , maybe we could hang out again sometime , if you want ? neela : i 'd like that . jack : okay , cool . so , um , i guess i 'll just see you in school tomorrow . neela : i 'll see you then . bye . john : once we got liam back , i , uh -- well , then natalie made it pretty clear that one thing does n't lead to another . bo : did you tell her how you felt ? john : yeah , i tried , bo , and -- she said she did n't want to discuss our relationship , that she wanted to leave well enough alone . she 's not interested , bo . roxanne : you can threaten me ! you can tell me to shut up , but you can not pretend that you do n't love that man ! natalie : roxy , let it go ! roxanne : you know , you are worse than he is ! i mean , you 're all down on him because he does n't tell you how he feels , but you 're doing exactly the same thing . and you 're not just playing with your own life , but you 're playing with your baby boy 's life , who needs a family . so just grow up , natalie ! would you ? life is not perfect ! `` oh , boo - hoo ! johnny let me down ! he did n't fire up all his sirens and bust up my wedding ! `` you know something ? you are worse , and you know better ! [ sighs ] john : you heard from the mayor ? bo : ha ! not lately . john : this is insane . we need you back on the job . bo : john , you can always talk to me , you know ? i do n't have to be on the payroll . john : it 's not good enough for me , bo . bo : look , i want to see victor jr. 's killer brought to justice just as much as you do . what 's your next move ? john : well , we got nothing on delgado , so i think we focus on manning . bo : okay , anything you need , let me know . john : i need a beer ! bo : [ chuckles ] john : can we grab one soon ? bo : you bet . john : hey , my best to matthew . bo : thanks . john : okay . todd : it 's like i said . i 'd do anything for you , blair . not that it matters . they 're never gon na find the guy . blair : [ sighs ] [ beep ] blair : well -- [ sighs ] who 's trying to reach me now ? [ sighs ] tomás : blair . blair : oh , my god , tomás ! tomás ! i ca n't believe it 's you ! tomás : thank god i reached you .
roxy is devastated that fraternity row is cancelled and is bound and determined to get natalie and john back together even if natalie has given up . although bo is out of a job , he wants to work with john to get to the bottom of who killed victor and what happened to tomas delgado . todd is not giving up on blair although she wants to move on and trust tomas . neela agrees to get jack to confess to having gigi killed by pretending to want to date him and keeping a concealed tape recorder in her purse . but he does not yet confess . rex returns to llanview knowing he 's lied to his son although he still needs to get the answers that kimberly has promised to give him about stacy and gigi in exchange for getting her sprung from jail . cutter realizes that if he reveals to gigi / stacy that he knows she 's the real gigi and lied about it , then she will no longer be his friend , be angry at him and want to get back to rex and shane . so he keeps it a secret . she is trusting of him when he does not reveal that he 's heard she is gigi , not stacy , and has never had any plastic surgery because this is her real face . but she knows she needs to stay in paris , tx . he knows he better get them both out before somebody recognizes her and her memories of gigi morasco come back . but she wants to stay .
todd : excuse me . has blair been in here tonight ? have you seen her ? nora : no . no , i have n't . todd : what about kevin buchanan ? [ scene_break ] renee : how long will you be staying ? kevin : i 'm not sure . thanks , really , for not asking questions . renee : i hope everything works out for you . kevin : thanks . renee : i 'm so sorry . kevin : thanks . [ scene_break ] asa : where 's kevin ? kelly : he 's staying at the palace . asa : oh , that damn fool . kelly , i told him i would disinherit him if he ever divorced you . kelly : he does n't care about your money , grandpa . asa : so you really think he does n't care about his career or his future ? kelly : all he cares about is blair . [ scene_break ] blair : no , todd 's dead . mitch killed him -- he said -- kevin : you know what , you 're as bad a jerk as that guy blair married -- what 's his name ? todd manning , yeah . blair : stop it ! walker , it 's like you do n't have any fingerprints . kevin : walker is not who he says he is . dorian : he always ends up hurting you . todd : what do you want me to do , get down on my knees ? blair : no , i do n't . that 's what todd would do . stop it ! you 're acting exactly like todd ! todd : oh , of course i am ! dorian : and i promise i will never , ever , ever say that walker is todd . addie : blair , are you all right ? blair : mama . why do you always call walker `` todd `` ? addie : because that 's his name , silly . he is todd . blair : it makes sense , you know ? he comes back to town out of the blue . he gets rid of mitch , he gets his revenge , he protects viki , he protects jessica . it was never walker . addie : why does everyone call him that ? blair : walker was flynn . they were never twins . i mean , what person has a brother and never even mentions they were twins ? addie : i did n't know todd had a twin . does he have a scar , too ? blair : the scars . the way he eats . the way he touched me . addie : he loves you , blair . blair : the way he could n't touch me , or he could n't tell me how he felt sometimes . addie : he loves the children , too . blair : oh , god ! addie : jack 's going to be just like him . blair : it was right there in the front of me the whole time ! it 's like i -- i was looking at one thing and seeing something completely different . oh , my -- addie : it 's like thursdays . blair : what ? addie : at st. ann 's on thursdays , they show movies . and then we all sit around and talk about them , and everybody tells the story in their own way , not like the movie at all . is n't that silly ? blair : oh , mama . oh , mama . addie : i love old movies because in the best ones , there 's always a surprise ending . you just have to wait . addie : good night , blair . blair : good night , mama . [ scene_break ] blair : and i 'll be cryin ' over you [ applause ] blair : i 'll take a manhattan . natalie : how come you 're always singing the blues ? blair : because my husband has a secret , a deep , dark secret that changes everything , and i ca n't live with that . natalie : did you love him this morning when you woke up ? blair : yeah , more than anything . natalie : well , then nuts to the rest of it . a love like that does n't come around but once in a lifetime if you 're lucky . blair : but he 's not who he says he is . natalie : nuts to that . if you love the guy , you hold on to him for as long as you can . because happiness is n't everything , and it sure does n't last . [ scene_break ] todd : glad i finally found you , beautiful . todd : say , what 's wrong ? blair : nothing . everything . i feel like i hardly know you . todd : but you 're my lady , and i 'm going to spend the rest of my life making you know it . the rest is just a whole lot of bull . blair : you think ? todd : ask me anything . my life 's an open book . todd : i hope that answered your question . i need a drink . nora : i have the adoption papers for you . all i need is your jane hancock , and walker here will be jack and starr 's father . todd : anybody got a pen ? nora : they never found todd 's body . you ink this and what you 're saying is todd is dead , gone , kaput . are you sure about all of this ? blair : i 'm sure . kelly : there . now , if anything happens to you and walker , kevin and i will take care of starr and jack . blair : and when you and kevin finally adopt one of your own , we 'll do the same for you . kelly : big step , blair . i guess this means that you plan on staying with walker for a very long time . blair : that is what marriage is about , is n't it ? kelly : i thought so . i 'm going to go get us some champagne . kevin : you 're making a big mistake , blair . blair : look to your own house , kevin . kevin : do you trust walker ? blair : with my children 's lives . blair : if you 've got something to say , say it . kevin : you do n't want to hear what i have to say . blair : i know that you threw a lot of money at a private eye to dig up secrets on walker . kevin : and you burned the file . blair : because i do n't care . kevin : well , that 's your prerogative , but i got another file right here in this desk in case you change your mind . blair : i wo n't . kevin : fine . keep the blinders on . but if you even give a damn about the truth , and if that liar has n't conned you into forgetting not only who he is , but who you are , you 'll want to know the lowdown about him before you sign over your kids ' lives to him . kevin : i 'll see what 's keeping kelly . todd : you are a real heartbreaker , you know that ? blair : `` ask me anything , `` he said . `` my life 's an open book . `` it 's all lies ! you 're not walker laurence . you 're todd manning . todd : that 's right , i 'm todd manning . i did n't die . i fought , and now i 'm back . blair : why ? todd : you know why . blair : no . todd : damn it , i love you . always have , always will . there 's no one else for me . never has been , never will be . you swore you could never love me again over and over and over again , you said , like a broken record . `` not if he was the last person on earth , `` you said . so i came back as someone else -- as walker -- and now you love him . blair : no . todd : i can feel it , blair . we 've made a good start . we 're a family again . now are you going to toss that out like yesterday 's news or -- blair : what ? todd : well , you could forgive me . what 's it going to be , blair ? how does the story end ? blair : i do n't know , todd . can i forgive you ? blair : i 've forgiven you over and over again . and every time you come back with those lips , those eyes , and more lies . todd : the heart of it 's not a lie . blair : you pretended to be dead . todd : todd is dead . blair : that 's a lie . todd : blair , give me a chance . todd lied to you . that 's all he could ever do . he 'd be lying to you right now . blair : oh , and you 're not ? todd : no . i 'm admitting it , something i could never do before . blair : i should 've seen it . i should 've seen it . todd : you did in your heart because the one part of todd manning that 's still alive is right here . i came back from the dead for you , blair . i love you that much . why , this is bigger than both of us , blair . it 's a love you only get once in a lifetime . so i 'm not walker laurence . what 's in a name , right ? blair : stop laughing at me ! todd : i 'm not laughing at you . i need you to forgive me . i want to be a better man . i stole my second chance . but i swear i 'll never lie to you again , ever . forgive me . blair : i forgive you . todd : say it again . blair : god help me , i forgive you . [ scene_break ] bo : damn manning . i should 've locked that guy up the minute he set foot back into town , and mitch laurence 's death had todd manning written all over it . nora : do n't beat yourself up , bo . he had everybody fooled . he 's good . bo : he 's scum . nora : that , too . hey , maybe we should arrest him for fraud . that way he 'd stay in jail until -- blair : no ! you ca n't send todd to jail . we just got him back . bo : criminals do hard time . nora : you wanted him to rot in jail . blair : well , he 's changed , nora . bo : i ai n't buying it . nora : guy 's got you -- got you all turned around . blair : that 's love . nora : well , love 's insane . no , thanks . blair : `` no , thanks `` ? you 're the one that almost married troy maciver . i never held that against you . and look at natalie . remember who she was when she first came to town ? and little lindsay here . she 's not the same woman that murdered sam . [ lindsay cries ] blair : i could n't love him if he had n't changed , and i would stake my life on it . nora : if blair does n't press charges -- bo : then i 'll reopen the laurence homicide . blair : no . nora : that evidence is all shot to hell , bo . todd : looks like i 'm a free man . bo : yeah , manning . you 're free to go . blair : thank you . thank you , thank you . blair : and you . nora : watch your back , blair . leopards do n't change their spots . blair : this one has . nora : whatever you want to believe , but if you 're asking me -- blair : i 'm not . nora : the guy has duped you again . do n't you forget it . todd : hey , beautiful . what do you say we get out of here ? [ scene_break ] all : for he 's a jolly good fellow for he 's a jolly good fellow for he 's a jolly good fellow which nobody can deny yee - hah ! addie : why are we all welcoming you home when you 've been here all the time ? dorian : i never liked you . addie : that 's not nice ! dorian : he knew it . todd : the feeling is mutual . blair : ah ! todd : i can not tell a lie . dorian : i never trusted you , but i had good reason . and blair was so heartbroken when she thought you were gone . but personally , i thought she 'd get over it . blair : ahem . dorian : but if you 're what blair wants , so be it . blair : thank you -- i think . kelly : to a long and happy marriage . all : hear , hear ! kelly : may nothing ever come between you . all : hear , hear ! kevin : i told blair everything about you . to be honest , i 've been waiting for a knife in the shoulder blades . todd : that was the old todd . blair : children , hug your new daddy . starr : daddy ! todd : they 'll never keep us apart again , sweetheart , no matter what happens . jack : i love you , daddy . blair : aw . todd : i love you , too , kiddo . you 're my boy . i 'm going to teach you everything i know . dorian : you do n't want to spend your first day together with all of us . starr : what do you mean ? dorian : i think they need some grownup time . do n't you , starr ? starr : you mean sex ? blair : starr ! starr : what ? i know about sex . dorian : oh -- come along , darling . we 'll leave you two alone so that you can get to know each other . addie : bye . kevin : bye ! starr : bye ! kevin : bye - bye . blair : bye - bye . addie : bye ! starr : bye ! addie : bye ! blair : someday he 'll come along the man i love and he 'll be big and strong the man i love and when he comes my way i 'll do my best to make him stay he 'll look at me and smile i understand and in a little while he 'll take my hand and though it seems absurd i know we both wo n't say a word [ scene_break ] todd : yeah , it 's me . did you do what i told you ? well , then fake the photo and plant the cash in his account . i want him destroyed . [ phone rings ] [ answering machine beeps ] todd : where the hell are you , blair ? you were n't at the bayberry , you 're not at rodi 's . i need to know what 's going on . blair : so do i . blair : a new face . but what about the rest of you ? how do i know that you 've changed ? [ phone rings ] blair : hello ? asa : blair , asa . get your pretty butt over to my place . blair : why ? asa : ask your damn husband ! [ scene_break ] kevin : this is pure tabloid sleaze ! they pasted my head on some gangster 's body ! kelly : yeah , well , the public 's not going to know that when they see you out on the town with some major crime boss . kevin : i never met the guy ! asa : you look as thick as two thieves ! kelly : and they got the check stubs to prove it . kevin : forgeries ! renee : selling political favors -- you ought to be ashamed of yourself . kevin : they 're lies , i tell you , all lies ! it 's got to be manning . blair : let me see this . i never signed off on this . i 've never seen it before . asa : it 's your damn paper ! todd : actually , it 's my damn paper now . i took over the editorship . blair : what ? when ? todd : the second i became todd manning again . you let my paper get way too respectable . blair : but you were in on this , walker . todd : i fired walker . too soft . kevin : i 'll sue you for slander ! todd : everything in there can be backed up by witnesses . kevin : yeah , bought and paid for by todd manning ! blair : how could you do this ? kevin : because i showed you who he really was . kelly : no , because you would n't stop chasing blair . blair : but to steal my paper right out from under me ? todd : you were n't really using it . blair : you lied to me . you promised . kevin : todd , `` promise . `` that 's an oxymoron if i ever heard one . todd : shut up , rich boy ! blair : you promised you would never lie to me . how could you ? todd : you really think you 'd get away with sleeping with kevin behind my back ? blair : i never slept with kevin ! todd : liar ! slut ! kevin : back off , manning ! blair : you have n't changed at all . [ scene_break ] blair : jack ! starr ! dorian : blair , what happened ? blair : it 's todd . i never should 've trusted him . dorian : i told you that till i was blue in the face . blair : do n't gloat , dorian . dorian : what happened ? blair : he 's never going to change . he 's as vindictive and as cruel and as jealous as ever . i have no idea what he 's going to do next , dorian . dorian : jack , starr , come down here this instant ! addie : the children are n't here ! blair : where are they , mama ? todd : they 're gone . i took them . blair : where ? todd : i 'll never tell and you 'll never see them again . blair : no ! todd : you 're such a sheep . all i have to do is make kissy - face with you and you 'll believe anything i tell you . dorian : that 's enough . todd : cork it , brunhilde . blair : you 're never going to take my children ! todd : i adopted them , remember ? did you think i would n't have a backup plan in case the hearts and flowers wore off ? you know me . i always win . dorian : oh – [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm such an idiot ! how could i let him do this to me again ? starr : mom ? mom , what 's wrong ? is it dad ? blair : yeah , yeah . starr : what 'd he do this time ? he screwed up , did n't he ? blair : you know ? starr : what do you think i know ? blair : you just said , `` what did dad do this time ? `` starr : i know , because every single time i see you like this , it 's always because of him . blair : you 're such a smart little girl . starr : i 've been thinking about dad a lot and about walker adopting us . blair : does that upset you , sweetie ? starr : no , it does n't . it 's just that dad knows that i love him best . and i like walker , but not as -- blair : i just love you so much , sweetie . i just love you so much . starr : mom , what are you crying about ? is it about dad ? blair : you know , i -- i 've just been thinking about him , you know ? last time i saw him , that 's all . starr : why are you here ? why are n't you out with walker ? blair : because something came up , that 's all . starr : everything 's okay ? blair : yeah , yeah . everything 's going to be fine . starr : no more crying , okay ? blair : okay . [ scene_break ] starr : walker , you better not have blown this . mom is in pieces right now . [ scene_break ] blair : starr 's right . i 'm not going to cry anymore . todd is never going to make me cry again . nora : after giving the judge the brief but bloody history about todd manning , he was willing to sign anything i put in front of him . here 's the court order giving you sole custody of starr and jack . here 's the restraining order . blair : what good is any of this if i do n't know where my children are ? bo : you should have let me lock manning up when i had the chance . blair : and you should be out looking for him instead of growing roots here on that stool . nora : blair , that 's not the -- blair : you know what , you 're right . i was wrong to let todd back into my life . i admit it . you happy now ? nora : well , if anyone can find todd , it 's bo . bo : got his picture plastered all over the state . we 've got roadblocks set up . we 're checking airports , train stations . blair : do n't tell me about it . find him ! what are you looking at ? natalie : relax , okay ? blair : you and your `` hold on to your love as long as you can `` garbage . natalie : you did n't tell me you were crying over todd manning . blair : i 'm going to fight , nora . i give as good as i get . bo : hey , you do n't take the law into your own hands , blair . blair : well , then you find him , bo , before i do . nora : oh , i did n't hear that . blair : i do n't care if you did . i 'm going to find my kids , and i 'm going to make todd pay for what he did to me . lindsay : i could n't help overhearing . blair : i 'll bet . lindsay : i know how you feel . the same thing happened to me . when i was in love with troy maciver and i found out he betrayed me , i wanted to kill him . blair : i 'd kill todd , too , if i knew i could get away with murder . lindsay : i did . [ scene_break ] blair : do n't say , `` i told you so . `` kevin : i would n't dream of it . blair : you heard what happened ? kevin : i 'm sorry , kid . blair : i need your help . kevin : anything . blair : kill todd for me . [ scene_break ] todd : blair ? blair ! starr 's voice : walker , you better not have blown this . mom is in pieces right now . get over here fast . [ scene_break ] kevin : i ca n't kill todd . blair : well , say it was self - defense . he threatened you . i 'll swear that he tried to kill you . kevin : i said no . blair : you said you 'd do anything for me . kevin : not murder . blair : you said you loved me . kevin : i do . i 'd do anything in the world to be with you . but i 'm no killer . blair : i should n't have come here . kevin : do n't do anything crazy . blair : `` crazy . `` thanks . you 're not totally useless . you just gave me what i need . [ scene_break ] bo : good news , blair . manning made a bunch of phone calls from a small village in mexico . the federales are on the way . blair : thank god . nora : once we bring the children home , we 'll arrest todd manning for kidnapping . blair : if you can find him . nora : she 's right . he 'll run . bo : we 'll do everything we can to find him . but if we ca n't -- nora : that may be the last we see of todd manning . blair : i can guarantee it . natalie : blair , you 've got a package . blair : thank you . lindsay : say , is that from the friend i put you in touch with ? blair : hey , natalie , you have a phone ? thanks . [ phone rings ] todd : what ? blair : i need to see you . i want us to try again . todd : why ? blair : you said it , todd -- we ca n't live without each other . todd : you just want to know where starr and jack are . blair : how many times have i forgiven you ? that 's who i am . no matter what you do to me , i always forgive you , just like you always come back to me . we always find our way back to each other . todd : what are you saying ? blair : we owe it to our children to try again , harder than ever . if you want me , i 'll be at the bayberry inn tonight . blair : i 'll be waiting for you . [ scene_break ] blair : do n't . i know you like the lights out . todd : but then i ca n't see you . blair : i 'm on the bed . take your clothes off and come join me . todd : what the hell ? blair : how does it feel to be duped ? how does it feel not to be able to fight back ? todd : put the gun down , blair . what about the children ? blair : they 're better off without you . todd : starr would never forgive you . blair : no , she will . she has before . she 'll miss you . todd : jack needs a father . blair : i 'll find him a better one . he 's never going to grow up to be like you . todd : you 're so cold . blair : you made me that way every time you lied to me , every time you tried to steal my children , and every time you accused me of cheating on you . todd : you 'll never get away with it . blair : oh , really ? you taught me how , remember ? with max ? i 'm seeing all red . todd : you ca n't play the crazy card twice . blair : oh , it 'll be better the second time around because everyone knows that you drove me crazy . i 'd have to be crazy to go back to you . todd : you ca n't pull that trigger . blair : you want to bet ? [ gunshots echo ] [ scene_break ] asa : good movie ? kelly : it 's kevin 's favorite . asa : i 'm going to call renee and have her kick his butt out of the palace . kelly : asa , it 's all right . it does n't mean he 'll come back here , anyway . asa : honey , i 'm going to straighten that damn clown out because he 's gone plumb loco . he 's never going to find another filly the likes of you . i mean that . kelly : oh , do n't worry , asa . this filly is not out of the race . i 'm going to get my husband back , whatever it takes . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , what have you done ? blair : todd is never going to hurt me again . dorian : i 'd say that was a safe bet . blair : check him . dorian : he 's gone . kelly told me that kevin was here a little while ago . blair : yeah , what about it ? dorian : it 's perfect . we can set kevin up for this . blair : todd is never going to hurt me again , dorian . that 's all that matters . dorian : no . you 're alive . that 's what matters . i 'm not going to see you rot in jail for the rest of your life for ridding the world of todd manning . oh , baby -- why did n't you come to me for advice ? blair : because i know what you 'd say . `` you 're a cramer woman . all you need for a weapon is this . `` dorian : todd deserved much worse than just bang - bang , lights out . he made you miserable for so many years . you could 've made his life a living hell . just think about it , honey -- long , slow , excruciating torture . how delicious . we could 've made him pay for the rest of his life . [ pounding on door ] todd : blair , i know you 're in there ! open up ! blair ! it 's me ! open the door ! blair , open the damn door ! i know you 're in there . open it right now . blair ! stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] john : do you know a girl named madison kensington ? al : yeah , i know her . we dated . so what ? john : she 's dead , michael . jessica : dr. haver , this is antonio vega . dr. haver : antonio , pleasure to meet you . blair : you knew , did n't you ? gabrielle : troy .
great anniversary show for blair . she gets to sing . after figuring out that walker 's really todd , she has fantasy sequences that resemble a b & w 40 's movie about how she would deal with finding out that todd has betrayed her again . in different segments she imagines : a denial reaction where she denies being angry with him & wants him anyway . forgiveness - she forgives him , believes he 's changed & they stay together . regret - she takes him back , but discovers he 's been leading her on & steals the kids & the newspaper & prints a damaging story on kevin . anger - she vows revenge on todd & begs kevin to kill him . when kevin refuses , she plans on killing him herself . revenge - she actually shoots him dead . dorian tells her , she should have tormented him instead . back in reality , she almost figures out that starr was in on it too , but starr covers with an excuse . starr tells todd to get over to dorian 's & fix the situation . when todd tracks down blair she waits at the door with a loaded gun .
male news anchor : those were the parents of 16-year - old runaway greg elliot . female news anchor : begging him to come home . carlotta : ay , dios . male news anchor : heartbreaking . well , talk about heartbreak and homecomings -- male news anchor : `` christina comes home for christmas . `` female news anchor : so stay tuned this evening , right here on -- carlotta : clasico . [ scene_break ] charlie : what are you doing here ? viki : i was hoping i could join you . charlie : uh , yeah . yes , of course , please . i 'd love that . [ scene_break ] shane : how goofy was that santa set - up at logan 's ? i mean , grown - ups dressed up as elves . who 'd fall for that stuff ? rex : uh , we did . shane : i always smile for the camera because of mom . gigi : because of mom ? shane : come on . you know you 're a sucker for that kind of stuff . rex : busted . gigi : i had a coupon and i was n't afraid to use it . shane : see what i mean ? gigi : fine . let 's take a look at this christmas card you two martyred saints posed for . shane : uh - oh , fancy words . you 're in trouble . [ scene_break ] jessica : you can sit here . i do n't bite . unless you want to be alone . brody : i was n't sure if you wanted to be alone . jessica : well , with two other personalities , i 'm never really alone . brody : i ca n't take eating in that dining room . jessica : depressing , right ? brody : these yours ? jessica : yeah . this is bree and this is chloe , the new baby . brody : is she a good baby ? jessica : i do n't know . i do n't even remember having her . [ scene_break ] natalie : listen . it 's quiet . i mean , not soundproof quiet , just regular quiet . jared : maybe we should take advantage of it . natalie : look what your mind goes to . jared : oh , like yours does n't . [ bree crying ] natalie : that 's bree . oh , welcome to parenthood . [ jared groans ] jared : okay . [ scene_break ] blair : yes , mama , good night . i 'll see you when i see you . okay , bye . [ chuckles ] blair : so , you 're sure about this ? john : about turning down your offer to cut me loose and end things ? blair : yeah . john : to be honest , i 'm not sure about anything anymore . [ scene_break ] male news anchor : talking about how each year everyone looks forward to `` christina . `` female news anchor : the moving story and those incredible actors . so tune in to tonight 's -- sarah : hey , hey . hey , talia . talia : hi . what 's all that ? what 's that about ? what 's that ? sarah : oh , nothing . talia : nothing like online gambling nothing or nothing like you were trying to dig up dirt on vanessa montez ? [ scene_break ] vanessa : well , dr. lord was very lovely to offer us the use of her lawyers . cristian : yeah , i ca n't believe that none of those suits could come up with one single way , just one -- one way to fight your deportation . vanessa : well , i 'm just glad that lola 's out with langston tonight . she was so hopeful when she told us about dr. lord 's offer . how do i tell her that we still have to go back to colombia -- back to the danger her father poses to her , and to me ? [ scene_break ] antonio : so how are you liking your new digs ? carlotta : it 's pretty wonderful . i -- it 's just like every day i just keep finding new , interesting little details . i 'm falling in love with the place a little more every day . charlie really put his heart and soul into rebuilding this place . [ scene_break ] viki : you , rebuilding this marvelous place for me , to remind me of my days at the bon jour . i ca n't even begin to tell you how wonderful that made me feel . and to bring moe and noelle from texas , i love them so much , you know . that morning when you found me , i do n't ever think i 've been that angry , and i was so upset about jessica . and i just could n't deal with thanksgiving , you know . and you made me realize that i have so much in my life to be grateful for . you gave me back hope , charlie . [ scene_break ] brody : this must be the baby you were talking about this morning . jessica : no , that was tess , my alter . brody : oh , i guess so , yeah . anyway , the baby 's really beautiful . jessica : god , i miss her so much . i ca n't be with her right now because i 'm still a danger to her , so -- it must sound very weird . brody : i 'm one guy who gets it . that 's how i feel about my -- about my old girlfriend 's kid . jessica : so what did tess say to you , exactly ? brody : she just wants some help with her baby , that 's all . jessica : what kind of help ? brody : she was hoping i 'd bust her out of here . jessica : no kidding . brody -- brody , what are n't you telling me ? did she come on to you ? brody : you were -- i 'm sorry , she was just really desperate to get to her baby . she was saying anything she could to make that happen . jessica : anything like what ? brody , i kind of -- i have to know what tess said , okay ? brody : she said if i helped her she 'd make it worth my while . okay , okay . she might have said something about my , you know , body . [ scene_break ] rex : well , there . i 'm done with my people . gigi : what is that , like , five cards ? rex : bo , my mom , my aunt , lindsay , mike , marcie , natty . that 's it . shane : who are you sending yours to ? gigi : all me peeps in michigan and texas . shane : everyone ? gigi : yeah , why ? shane : it says on the card , `` from our family to yours . `` wo n't it be weird when everyone starts calling and writing , asking why rex is alive when you told everyone that my dad was a dead navy seal ? [ knocking on door ] rex : who is it ? roxy : what 's shakin ' , turkey bacon ? rex : actually it 's pepperoni . you want some ? roxy : ooh , i 'd love some . how 's my grandkid ? shane : doing christmas cards . roxy : oh , wow ! i ca n't believe they 're ready . this looks like a norman rockefeller painting . you know , i always wanted to get a picture of you and your sister before your aunt came and took you away . you know , for halloween or some other groovy holiday or something like that . but your father always said the native americans thought that a camera would take your soul away . so i did n't want to take no chances . rex : so walter was a student of american history . you 're not talking about walter , are you ? [ scene_break ] sarah : i was not looking up dirt on vanessa . talia : okay . sarah : i was trying to figure out who , um , layla was going on her date with tonight . she joined one of those internet dating sites . talia : i 'm a cop , and i also know that you were totally looking up vanessa . sarah : why would i do that ? she 's going to be deported , like , tomorrow . it 's almost a done deal . i have nothing to worry about . [ scene_break ] vanessa : words can not express how i feel about you . vanessa : uh , look -- i am so sorry . i should never have -- you have a girlfriend . cristian : yeah , and you 're just -- vanessa : emotional , overwhelmed and -- please , forgive me . i should never have done that . cristian : it 's okay , it 's okay . it 's not a big deal . vanessa : it 's just that you 've done so much for me . cristian : and i wanted to . vanessa : and , you know , i just wanted to -- it 's just that , you know , my situation is so hopeless . it 's hopeless . there 's nothing that we can do . i have to go back to colombia . and i just -- i just wanted to kiss you once before i left . that 's all . [ scene_break ] talia : sarah , what are you going to do ? are you going to , like , move in , block her out of the key until it 's game over and vanessa gets deported back to colombia ? sarah : i have no idea what you just said . [ giggling ] sarah : but if it has anything to do with me not letting vanessa spend another night alone in cristian 's apartment , you 're right on the money . talia : well , good . layla : okay , ladies . is this too much for a first date ? sarah : ow ! talia : oh ! first date with whom ? sarah : with g - date . talia : what does the g stand for ? layla : g as in geek . sarah : but do n't worry . it 's like nerd - chic . like bringing sexy back with skinny jeans and designer frames and digg with two g 's . and you look hot for a nerdy guy . layla : thanks , girl . talia : i do n't know what you just said at all . you 're going on a blind date , right ? as in you 've never met this guy before ? layla : mm - hmm . that 's usually how it works , tal . layla : no , we 're not going to go there . his name is nelson and he does n't have an entourage . and he 's taking me to a lounge downtown for a special screening of `` christina comes home for christmas . `` how bad could he really be ? [ scene_break ] viki : see , you made me see that something new can arise from something old . that healing comes from pain . i hope you 're right . oh , charlie , i 'm just not making myself very clear . okay . i would so like it if you and i could try again . [ scene_break ] blair : so you do want to break up . john : no . you know , you may want to stop second guessing me , and yourself . i meant what i said . i want to be with you . blair : well , you know , marty is -- john : blair , shut up . [ scene_break ] jessica : classic . i just meet you and tess has her hands all over you . brody : occupational hazard . happens all the time . jessica : no , no . you 're being cool . you must have been really shocked . brody : i do n't shock that easy . jessica : look , tess is a part of me , but she 's not me . brody : no , i get that . do n't worry about it . i can take care of myself . it must be a lot scarier for you . jessica : it is . [ scene_break ] charlie : what happened ? viki : i guess i just finally got it through my thick skull -- well , with a little help from natalie , that someone who would do something like this -- charlie , you 're such a keeper . charlie : you know , viki , after we broke up , and especially when you were gone , i just had so many different feelings rattling around inside of me that i could n't let loose . and , i mean , i knew that i was out of your life . you 'd made that perfectly clear . but i just could n't get you out of my head , or out of my heart . so -- this is what i did . viki : and while you were doing this i was far away in africa . and i have to tell you , i met some really extraordinary people . but every night i went back to my hotel room , and all i could think about was you . charlie , i felt so empty without you . so i guess i really needed that time and the distance to realize how important you are to me , much more so than what happened between us . charlie : viki , i lied to you . viki : yeah , i know . but you did it to protect your son . and then you picked up a ticking bomb and you ran it out of my house . you risked your own life to save natalie and jared and me . i 'd kind of call us even . charlie : you do n't know how much i have hoped that you would feel that way some day . viki : i just had to learn to trust you again . because i never , ever , ever stopped loving you . [ scene_break ] jessica : you know , it 's just crazy to think that this person , this entirely different personality who lives inside me , just went berserk on my sister and her boyfriend . brody : i read some of the stuff in the newspaper . how you saw your husband 's accident and watched him die . i saw buddies of mine die , iraqi civilians . it messes you up . jessica : no , it did not give tess license to try to kill my sister , her boyfriend , and whoever else got in her way . brody : no , it 's just sometimes you 're just going along , doing your own thing , and -- i do n't know where you disappear . jessica : is that how you feel inside ? brody : sometimes . it does n't matter what i 'm doing or how i 'm feeling . all of a sudden i 'm right back in iraq . i can smell it . i can hear it . jessica : that 's awful . brody : i used to drink . i 'd start a fight , pass out . either way , the problem 's solved and no more baghdad . but then gigi came back into my life and things changed . i had to stop with the drinking if i wanted to be around shane , so i did . i mean , you ca n't raise a kid if you do n't have your act together . jessica : i feel that way all the time . you know , tess gave birth to this little one . that 's what i was talking about this morning . and when she did it , she was all alone . she was in the middle of nowhere . she went to the cottage where me and my husband used to live . no hospitals , no doctors , no drugs , nothing . just tess and her will to live . and , you know , when i woke up it was all over . and i had blackouts before , but this time , you know , i was n't pregnant anymore . and i had a baby lying in my arms that i did n't recognize . [ scene_break ] [ baby crying ] jared : can we get her to sleep , please ? natalie : i know , i do n't know . jared . i know that we have n't started talking about a family yet , but -- jared : yeah , i do n't know if now is the right time -- natalie : do you really think that we can handle doing this ? jared : is that a rhetorical question ? natalie : i just do n't know if i can handle this night in and night out . come on , it 's okay , baby . jared : look , if we have learned one thing by now it 's that we can handle anything together , okay ? [ baby crying loudly ] [ scene_break ] brody : i ca n't imagine how freaked out you must have been . jessica : you know what really freaks me out ? there 's tess , who tried to kill my mother , my sister , my sister 's boyfriend -- half my family . and then all of a sudden i realize there 's another personality , and her name 's bess . and all this time , she 's been running the show . i must sound crazy to you . brody : no , you do n't . jessica : yeah , i bet you did n't realize that having dinner with me would be an act of courage or recklessness . brody : well , maybe i 'm the daredevil type . jessica : yeah , well there are safer hobbies , like skydiving , base jumping . brody : oh , been there , done that . jessica : yeah , well , have you ever hung out with somebody with all these personalities inside that can come out any second ? brody : i get it . jessica : do n't , you do n't have to say that . i mean , i do n't completely get it . i think the technical term is nuts . brody : jessica , i really do understand . see , sometimes , i see a little boy who is n't really there . [ scene_break ] roxy : yeah , i 'm talking about walter . who else would i be talking about ? rex : you know what ? i 'm not going to get into the whole dad thing with you tonight . i 've got gigi , my son . who cares who my dad is ? roxy : anybody else want to sign this card to jessica at st. ann 's ? shane : you 're sending a card to st. ann 's ? what if brody sees it ? roxy : who cares ? he ought to be in the slammer anyway . shane : he 's sick . he has posttraumatic stress disorder . shane : i 've explained this to you , ma . roxy : yeah , well , he shot my baby . shane : brody did n't mean to hurt anyone . he 's a hero , and he 's a good person . gigi : yes , we know all that . roxy , um -- kitchen ? roxy : i really stepped in it , did n't i ? but i 'm just a mom trying to protect my kid . just like your mom . rex : sorry she upset you . shane : brody did n't mean to shoot you . but a mother would n't think that 's a good excuse . i just do n't like anyone badmouthing brody . rex : your mom told me you wanted to make him a special card . shane : it would be great if i could get it to him before he sees the other one . i do n't want him to feel left out . rex : your mom got a roll of pictures of you and brody developed . and i picked out a blank holiday card so that you can write or draw anything on it that you want . rex : i 'll leave you alone to do your thing . shane : wait . uh , you did a pretty good job of picking out the christmas card picture . i mean , we do n't look too stupid . rex : thanks . shane : so i was thinking maybe you could help me pick out the card with me and brody ? rex : dude , i 'd be honored . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , this place needs a tree . john : no , no tree . blair : come on , where is your christmas spirit ? john : you look real pretty . blair : now , flattery is not going to get you out of decorating . john : yeah , i think not decorating is going to get me out of decorating . blair : come on , john , you do n't remember that beautiful christmas tree in `` christina comes home for christmas `` ? john : no , is that some sort of movie ? blair : some sort of movie ? that 's a classic . john : no , no , no . blair : yeah . john : `` high noon `` is a classic . `` magnificent seven , `` that 's a classic . blair : no . okay , we 're going to add this one to your list tonight . john : name me one good thing about this movie . blair : one ? there are so many , it 's -- oh , my god , just an unbelievable movie . when i was a little girl going from foster home to foster home , it was the one constant thing every year , i mean every christmas . at the end of the movie , there are these beautiful bells , and it just -- it made me believe that someday i was going to have a beautiful christmas tree of my own , and i 'd find my place in the world . [ scene_break ] cristian : we 're going to figure something out , okay ? sarah : hey , guys . cristian : hey . sarah : t minus 10 until `` christina . `` vanessa : `` christina vuelve a casa por navidad `` ? cristian : that 's right . vanessa : that 's my favorite movie -- i 've seen it a hundred times . sarah : oh , great . well , it 's on channel 12 , and cristian has a tv up in his room . i 'm sure you wo n't have any problem getting it up there . [ scene_break ] talia : so , sarah is at your brother 's , layla 's on a date , and guess what 's on tv tonight ? antonio : hmm . talia : `` christina . `` antonio : you do n't say . talia : yes . do you know i watched that by myself last year when i was so mad at you ? antonio : well , a lot 's happened since then . talia : mm - hmm . i just ca n't believe i was almost too stubborn to let this -- let us -- happen . [ scene_break ] carlotta : we 'll just turn the sound on when the movie starts . i hope you like it . you know , your abuelo never , ever cried , but one time i saw a tear slip out of the corner of his eye while he was watching this movie . [ scene_break ] vanessa : did bree and chloe go down for the night , honey ? natalie : oh , yeah . yeah , jared and i , we 've got everything under control . viki : you sure ? natalie : yep , actually , yeah , honestly , we 're just happy to have the place to ourselves . viki : oh , well , that 's good . okay , then , thank you again , honey . bye . viki : oh , my . charlie : hmm . viki : 30 days sober . i carried this with me all through africa . charlie : give it back . [ charlie clears throat ] viki : oh , charlie . 100 days . that 's just incredible . congratulations . [ charlie sighs ] viki : how would you like to celebrate ? charlie : by spending the night with you . [ scene_break ] jared : i think bree is finally down for the count . natalie : chloe , too . jared : oh , my lord . so what are we watching ? natalie : uh , `` christina `` is coming on in a few minutes . jared : cool . natalie : you know , when i was a kid , i used to watch this movie alone , and roxy would come home , stumbling in drunk , and make fun of me because i was crying . jared : man . natalie : yeah . i used to dream about the day that i could watch `` christina comes home `` in a real home with my own kids . jared : so you do want kids . natalie : i just -- i do n't know what kind of mother i would be . jared : well , after tonight , i 'd say you 'd be a pretty damn good one . come here . jared : yeah , i need a shower . natalie : me , too . jared : rock - paper - scissors for who gets the shower first . natalie : no , no , you go first . i 'll keep an eye on chloe . jared : okay -- okay , here we go . [ natalie chuckles ] jared : you know , i 'd say we make a pretty good team , do n't we , sparky ? natalie : hi there , baby . [ natalie sighs ] natalie : i know it 's going to be hard without your mama , but i promise you , little baby , i am never , ever going to let you feel alone . [ scene_break ] jessica : do you want to talk about it ? brody : about the fact that i see a little kid that does n't exist ? not really . i just wanted you to know that you 're not alone , that we all go a little crazy sometimes . it does n't mean you ca n't beat it . jessica : well , i thought i was integrated two years ago , but she came back . brody : integrated -- you mean you thought you got rid of her ? jessica : no . no , it 's more like she becomes a part of me . alters are created to handle things that the host personality ca n't bear to deal with , and i ca n't deal with my husband 's death . brody : okay , fine , so what if therapy does n't work ? what then ? jessica : well , then tess will be able to come out whenever she wants . brody : and ? jessica : and , you know , she 'll deal with all of my anger . she 'll deal with the rage of nash 's death , and my whole family wo n't be safe . i mean , she loves my babies , but she 's a lousy mother . and i 'll have to stay here , or someplace like it , for the rest of my life . is that what 's in store for me ? brody : i do n't know . i do n't know what 's going to happen to either of us . [ scene_break ] gigi : all right , time for bed , kiddo . roxanne : hey , shane , i 'm sorry what i said about brody . i know he watched out for you . are you mad at me ? shane : nope , we 're cool . roxanne : way cool . mind if i take a box ? rex : go for it . we 've got hundreds . roxanne : two boxes , then . [ gigi laughs ] roxanne : sleep tight , everyone . gigi : good night , roxy . rex : bye , mom . shane : later , grandma . rex : and you said you did n't want to be called `` grandma . `` roxanne : my grandbaby can call me whatever he likes . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] jared : ahh . natalie : it 's roxy . jared : go ahead . natalie : hey , rox . roxanne : hey , dumpling , turn on channel 12 . that `` christina `` movie you love is on . natalie : you remembered . roxanne : oh , yeah , i have n't seen it yet . i think i 'm going to watch it . natalie : you 'll love it . roxanne : yeah , well , i made sure that i 've got waterproof mascara on . jared : what happened ? natalie : a minor miracle . [ scene_break ] nun : ladies and gentlemen , `` christina comes home for christmas `` is about to start , and it will be shown right here in five minutes . everyone -- five minutes . brody : are you too tired to stay ? jessica : no . i just want -- i do n't want to go to sleep yet . brody : afraid to ? jessica : afraid of waking up someplace new and not knowing how i got there ? i feel safer awake . brody : i hear you . jessica : that little boy you keep seeing ? brody : yeah , it 's worse in my nightmares . so i do n't care if they 're showing `` christina comes home from the dentist , `` i 'm here . [ jessica laughs ] jessica : well , they 're going to make us go to sleep at some point . brody : but until then , maybe we could sort of keep an eye on each other ? jessica : we could do that . [ scene_break ] charlie : look , what i said before about spending the night -- viki : i actually had the same thought in mind . charlie : so tell me , have you ever seen the sunrise from the angel square hotel ? viki : it 'll be a first . viki : thank you . charlie : did you want to stay and see the end of the movie ? viki : i know it by heart . [ scene_break ] john : you know , i think i 'm going to go make some popcorn . blair : no , no , this is the best part . john : this part ? blair : yeah . man : i ca n't believe you 're really here . woman : where else would i be ? this is where i belong -- here with you . man : i thought i 'd lost you forever . woman : so did i . we did lose something , though -- something we can never get back . man : this would have been his eighth christmas . [ scene_break ] jessica : still jessica -- any sightings ? brody : all clear . nun : shh ! woman : i did n't think i could face christmas , not after our child was taken from us . man : we almost lost each other . [ scene_break ] gigi : he 's so cute . wakey - wakey , baby . rex : we 've got to get you to bed , kiddo . shane : what time is it ? gigi : it 's time to hit the sheets . man : i felt as if you could n't bear to look at me . gigi : night , sweetie . [ scene_break ] woman : i could n't -- that 's why i went away . and then i realized -- you 're the only one who understands . you 're the only one i want to be with . man : darling . woman : there were so many forces trying to come between us , trying to split us apart . i was so lost . man : but you found your way home . woman : my heart 's home . cristian : you need something ? vanessa : i was just -- just getting a drink . i can get it myself . [ scene_break ] man : i never gave up on you , you know . woman : and i never gave up on you . man : come inside . you must be freezing . woman : no , i want to hear the bells . man : you are the love of my life , and i am never going to let you go , ever again . rex : you thinking what i 'm thinking ? gigi : i 'm more than thinking it . it 's just that -- i do n't know , i do n't want to -- because it 's been -- rex : since i got shot , i know . gigi : i mean , if you 're okay enough -- rex : well , yeah , i 'm definitely up for it . just go easy on me , okay ? gigi : okay . man : i 'm going to hold you in my arms tonight and every night . i never stopped loving you , you know . woman : and i never stopped loving you . [ scene_break ] [ jessica laughs ] woman : it 's almost christmas . merry christmas , darling . man : merry christmas , christina . [ next_on ] michael : you 're not going to bury hope by yourself . jessica : what if it was my baby that died ? langston : she 's gone . man 's voice : a terrible , terrible loss .
at the angel square diner , carlotta watches television about a little boy that has returned home in time for christmas . viki walks up to charlie 's table in the diner . viki asks charlie if she can sit down . shane , gigi , and rex return home from having their pics takes to be put on christmas cards . brody has his plate in his hand and looks for a place to sit . jessica offers brody to join her . jessica shows him a pic of bree and chloe . natalie and jared enjoy the quietness of being by themselves in llanfair . bree begins to cry which breaks up the silence . blair and john are in his apartment . blair asks him if he wants to break up . john gets up and kisses her . john and blair can not get undressed fast enough . sarah is on the computer in the apartment . talia walks in and questions sarah if she is trying to find some `` dirt `` on vanessa . vanessa thanks cristian for all his help and then kisses him .
john : shut up , laurence . listen , we 're gon na talk about this , all right ? and i will take care of him , i promise . mitch : john is serious about that . five minutes ago he threatened to kill me . john : hey , jack , i need a little help in here . natalie : john would n't waste his life on garbage like you . me , on the other hand , i have nothing to live for . [ scene_break ] stacy : coming , rex . schuyler : sorry . wrong daddy . [ scene_break ] rex : excuse me . we need to see bo buchanan . officer : he 's not in . rex : uh , when will he be in ? oliver : uh , he and nora buchanan are out of town . [ scene_break ] nigel : surely you 're mistaken . nevil : brother bo is getting some trouser action . nigel : nevil . nevil : the commissioner and miss nora are up to some rumpty bumpty . nigel : this is rubbish . nevil : it 's the god 's truth , nigel . you think i 'd come all this way on a hunch ? nigel : you know for a fact that mr. clint buchanan -- nevil : reigning patriarch of the buchanan family has been ... cuckolded . [ scene_break ] clint : bo told me that the district attorney in california is not gon na reinstate the murder charges against mitch laurence . viki : why not ? clint : well , the evidence was tainted , procedural mistakes , that kind of stuff . viki : mitch shot jared . in front of witnesses . he left two officers drugged and unconscious . how did that evidence get tainted ? clint : it does n't make any sense to me , either . viki : you know what ? this is classic mitch laurence , is n't it ? he made sure that the evidence was contaminated . he probably owns somebody out there . clint : that 's what bo thinks , so bo and john mcbain are trying to present exactly that case . viki : well , in the meantime they can focus on what happened here , right ? on wayne landers and pamela stewart ? because that 's within their jurisdiction . clint : the problem with that is all the evidence , that does n't point at mitch . it points at jared . viki : the police are not gon na be able to make a case against mitch here in llanview either ? clint : that 's what they 're telling me . viki : natalie must be devastated . [ scene_break ] natalie : huh . john : no . [ scene_break ] oliver : um , can i help you with something ? rex : uh , yeah . gigi had some problems with these thugs at rodi 's last night . i 'm afraid -- oliver : yeah . i know about them . rex : you do ? oliver : in fact , i was gon na call gigi to get a statement . gigi : you were ? oliver : yeah . we have 3 men under arrest . rex : already ? oliver : they assaulted nick chavez in the alley behind rodi 's last night , and he 's in the hospital . gigi : nick ? the one at the bar ? the one they were bothering ? oliver : yeah . after you threw them out , they waited for him , and they really did a number on him . gigi : is he gon na be all right ? oliver : yeah . i think so . but i wanted to get a statement from the two of you . rex : i was n't there . oliver : no . gigi and schuyler . nick said that the two of you took these guys on . gigi : we tried to calm it down . i guess that did n't work . oliver : do you have schuyler 's cell number ? gigi : sure . oliver : could you get him down here ? i kind of want to interview you two together . [ scene_break ] stacy : what happened to your eye ? schuyler : thing at work . stacy : why are you here , schuyler ? schuyler : to check up on you and our baby . stacy : huh . you do n't have a baby . we have a deal , remember ? i do n't tell rex about gigi staying over at your place , and you keep quiet about this thing . schuyler : `` this thing `` ? it 's a person , stacy . it 's a child . stacy : um , one you do n't have to worry about . schuyler : it 's my kid . why not ? stacy : you really need to quit saying that . schuyler : i 'm sorry , stacy , i ca n't do that . i ca n't just conveniently forget the truth . what if -- what if i do n't want rex raising my kid ? stacy : oh , why are you doing this , schuyler ? schuyler : stacy . stacy ? what if i want to raise my own child ? stacy : you want to know the ugly truth ? i will be the one who ends up raising this child . schuyler : what is that ? what -- what are you doing with that ? stacy : nothing . schuyler : you know who that is , right ? he 's a psycho . he 's murdered people . he crashed jared banks ' funeral . stacy : yeah , i know . schuyler : okay , well , what are you doing with the picture ? stacy : [ sighs ] you know , you 're gon na end up finding out anyway . that man is rex 's father . [ scene_break ] natalie : ah . john : listen to me . drop the knife . natalie , drop the knife . natalie : ah . ah ... john : where did you get the knife ? natalie : on the desk . the office . john : you brought it from be ? natalie : it was jared 's . [ scene_break ] viki : you know , i ca n't believe this . he 's gon na be walking around free , walking around on the streets . clint : you should have seen natalie 's face when i told her that . viki : i -- i -- i ca n't even imagine having to deliver that kind of news . clint : it was not fun . but i am warmed up if you ... want me to break the news to charlie . viki : oh , my god . charlie . ahh ... clint : it 's gon na hit him hard , too , yeah ? viki : oh , yes . clint : how 's charlie been holding up ? viki : he 's ... withdrawn a little . i mean , that 's understandable , is n't it ? when you lose a child , there are simply no words . [ scene_break ] counselor : charlie , we 're up to you . you want to share ? charlie : yeah , um . i 'm charlie , and i am an alcoholic . all : hi , charlie . charlie : i 'm , uh ... 18 months in . woman : good for you . man : congratulations . charlie : yeah . until last night . see , after my son 's funeral , after i went to see the sorry son of a bitch who killed him ... [ scene_break ] john : he 's still got a pulse . brody : hey , john , we were gon na ... jessica : oh , my god , what happened ? john : i was ... i was taking laurence to holding , and he grabbed a letter opener , and he stabbed himself . [ scene_break ] schuyler : rex 's father is a psychopathic murderer ? great . stacy : yep . bummer , huh ? schuyler : bummer ? it 's more than a bummer , stacy . this guy is really dangerous . stacy : yeah , i know , that 's why rex gave me his picture so i could keep an eye out for him . i mean , he 's already starting to be protective of me already . things are working out really well . schuyler : wait , wait . no , no . any child that rex thinks is his is gon na have mitch laurence for a grandfather ? stacy : it 's not like you to worry about psycho genes . schuyler : stacy , mitch laurence obsesses about family , okay ? i 've read up on this guy . he 'd be a constant threat . to my child ! stacy : why are you making problems for yourself ? schuyler : because it 's a child , it 's a baby . it 's m - my baby . stacy : would you stop saying that ? do you want to kill your entire relationship with gigi ? schuyler : well , i 'm not with her . you 're not with rex . this is crazy . stacy : oh , so being stuck with a baby is the answer . you know , in all the years i 've known you , never once have you mentioned wanting a kid . schuyler : oh , what , in vegas ? i did n't want anything in vegas . stacy : nope , except drugs , a lot of them . you know , that 's the kind of thing that would make you look like an unfit father in court . schuyler : wh ... wow . you would do that ? stacy : believe it . schuyler : i 'm clean now . stacy : you fight me , i 'll dig around and find every piece of dirty laundry in your past . you 'll lose the baby . you 'll lose gigi . you 'll just lose , schuyler , all for no reason . [ cell phone ringing ] schuyler : hi . gigi : hey . i 'm down at the police station . schuyler : you okay ? gigi : yeah , but that guy from last night is n't . those goons attacked him in the alley after he left the bar . schuyler : oh , man . gigi : anyway , he 'll be okay , and they caught the guys , but they need us to make statements . can you come down ? schuyler : yeah . i 'm on my way . well , i got to go . stacy : huh . schuyler : we are not done , stacy . stacy : that was her , was n't it ? you just want gigi so bad . schuyler : just ... shut up . stacy : do n't forget , schuyler , if you blow this , you can go ahead and kiss gigi good - bye . [ scene_break ] nigel : the rest of the house is occupied . now , we ca n't allow any whiff of scandal into this house . nevil : right . nigel : now , i want the entire scenario . why are you so certain that mr. buchanan has been cuckolded ? where do you get your information ? nevil : david vickers . he said the commissioner and miss nora were in love . nigel : oh , nevil ... nevil : you think it 's funny ? nigel : david vickers can not be trusted . he 's an interloper , a con artist . nevil : a real tosser , eh ? nigel : it 's worse than that . he 's a television spokesperson . nevil : i could see he was trouble . nigel : then why on earth would you believe him ? nevil : because mr. kevin buchanan did . nigel : and how would you know that ? nevil : i was tidying the foyer and i happened to hear it . nigel : you were eavesdropping . nevil : like you do ? in order to do my job proper , i need to know what 's what . nigel : what exactly did you hear ? nevil : that commissioner buchanan and miss nora were snogging the night before her wedding to his brother . and there at the house in london , mr. vickers heard them say they loved each other . nigel : mr. vickers has a rather casual relationship with the truth . nevil : mr. kevin believed it , did n't he ? mr. clint must be told immediately . [ scene_break ] clint : anyway , i think i have things pretty much under control at this end , so at this point in time , it 's matthew who needs bo and nora more than i do . viki : and how 's matthew doing ? clint : he 's doing great . not only does he have sensation back in his legs , but he 's got movement , too . viki : wow . clint : yeah . the doctors are saying that he can ring in the new year by taking a walk . viki : that 's magnificent . that 's really good news . clint : it is . viki : so turns out you were absolutely right to bring dr. evans to town . matthew will walk again because of you . clint : well , i got to find just the right time to use that piece of information . viki : oh , and i just bet you will . clint : ha ha . well , look what you 've gone and done . viki : what 'd i do ? clint : you 've managed to completely change the subject . viki : did i ? mm - hmm . clint : 'cause you 're worried about charlie . i think you 're worried that he 's gon na start drinking again . [ scene_break ] charlie : it 's my fault that my son is dead . i did n't need some mitch laurence guy to tell me that . my boy walked around for years knowing what i did , and he never said a word . counselor : do you want to tell us what you did , charlie ? charlie : i 'd love to , but you know something ? i hardly remember a damn thing about it because of course i was plastered , as usual . but it was years ago . my wife ... she had married again , and i hated this guy 's guts . i mean , because he was raising my kid better than i could . or you know something ? maybe it was just because i had one of those mean drunks on , you know , but it was an accident . we just got into a fight , or so my son tells me . told me . right before he died . i , um ... i killed my son 's stepfather . i -- i -- okay , i just -- i killed the guy . i just took a swing . i gave him just one pop and ... why ? why not ? i did n't know what i was doing . but then i just walked away , passed out somewhere . i do n't know . woke up the next day . and i had no idea that i had -- see , but jared ... that 's my boy . he sees the whole thing , and so he 's carrying this around with him in his memory ... his whole life . he knew what happened , but he kept his mouth shut because he was protecting me . i never even knew . and then this s.o.b . mitch laurence , he finds out about it and gets a hold of jared , and he uses this information against him . and so my son died trying to protect me , trying to keep my secret a secret that i did n't even remember , so when mitch ... told me that , he was right . he might have pulled the trigger ... but i was the one who killed jared . i killed my own son . [ scene_break ] brody : mitch stabbed himself ? jessica : how ? why ? john : call an ambulance . jessica : natalie , you 're shaking . are you okay ? john : she saw it , but she 's fine . everything 's gon na be fine . brody : yeah , the chief of detectives office . anybody can show you the way . all right . ambulance in 5 - 7 . john : good . mitch : help ... jessica : good god . john : man , he 's losing a lot of blood . natalie : let him . john : yeah , we probably ca n't . yeah , listen , get rid of the cuffs , all right ? brody : oh , yeah . natalie : die ... [ scene_break ] nigel : i will not have the household upended on the basis of such scant evidence . nevil : i 'll grant you , i 'm newer at the game than you are , nigel , but you told me yourself , the buchanan family gets my loyalty . nigel : the entire family deserves your loyalty and your discretion . nevil : and who 's the top of the heap ? that 's mr. clint buchanan , is n't it ? nigel : this is most worrisome . nevil : mr. vickers convinced mr. kevin to keep quiet . nigel : then we should as well . nevil : it 's wrong . nigel : it 's a private matter , nevil . it 's not our duty to get involved . you must promise me you wo n't breathe a word of this to anyone . nevil : your man 's walking around with no idea of what 's being done to him or what 's going on . nigel : i will not stand by and let baseless gossip destroy this family . are we clear ? nevil : crystal clear . [ scene_break ] gigi : hey . schuyler : hey . oliver : hey , schuyler , thank you for coming . schuyler : yeah , no problem . so gigi said those neanderthals at the bar beat up that guy . oliver : yeah . nick chavez . he 's still in the hospital . schuyler : so what , it was a hate crime ? oliver : why would you say that ? schuyler : well , because that 's what it was about . they were hassling nick and his friend because they were gay , and they were talking trash , you know , like oh , oh , when did rodi 's become a gay bar ? and then they went after gigi . gigi : look at his face . he was protecting me . oliver : so they hit you ? schuyler : yeah . sucker punch . and then , like i said , they went after gigi , although she threw it right back at 'em . gigi : it was nothing . schuyler : i just did n't like the way they were looking at her . gigi : and so schuyler came over and told the creeps to get out , and they acted like they were going ... schuyler : and the next thing i knew , i was on the floor , but ... oliver : well , did you hear them say anything else or do anything threatening ? schuyler : nope , no . gigi : i was taking care of schuyler . i did n't ... wait . when they first got up after thing one hit schuyler , one of them said to nick , you 're next . oliver : and would you recognize this guy again ? gigi : oh , yeah . oliver : okay , great . let 's get this into a statement . let me open up a file . rex : geeg , i got to go . gigi : now ? rex : stacy has a doctor 's appointment . i promised i 'd take her . gigi : okay . rex : i 'll see you later . schuyler : rex looks tegged . gigi : hmm . he 's just worried about these guys . and i told him to calm down , but he 's just really stressed these days . [ scene_break ] brody : how the hell did this guy stab himself ? john : grabbed a letter opener off my desk and he shoved it in . brody : while he was cuffed ? john : yes . he was going on and on about he 'd never go back to prison again , and he wanted to get together with god , and before i could react , he had the blade in his hand . brody : laurence decided to kill himself because he might face charges ? john : yeah , that 's right . emt : what do you got ? john : stabbing victim . one self - inflicted wound . emt : pulse is faint . he 's going into shock . second emt : let 's do a scope and run . natalie : will he die ? emt : the wound missed the vital organs or he would be dead already . second emt : so this could be his lucky day . [ scene_break ] viki : yes , of course i worry about charlie 's sobriety . that 's an ongoing concern . clint : are you worried that he could start drinking because of this latest news ? viki : the last drink he had was 18 months ago , and that 's only because dorian poured it down his throat . clint : yeah , that 's really good . viki : and he is committed to his recovery . clint : well , times like this would test anybody . viki : yes , and he knows that , and that 's why he 's at a meeting right now . [ scene_break ] counselor : charlie ? charlie : yeah . counselor : you want to tell us about picking up the drink ? charlie : sure . i heard the truth . counselor : what truth is that ? charlie : mitch . i mean , he was n't right about my son . he -- he was talking all this bull about how jared was weak and how he was just what i made him . and he was wrong about that because jared was a good man in spite of me , but boy , he had my number . i went to see him at the jail , see , and , um ... 'cause people were always saying that he was some kind of devil or something , but he was just a man . he was just a puny , miserable ... excuse for a person . and i was n't gon na let him get to me . nah . i was gon na stare him down . and then he did the last thing that i ever expected him to do . he told me the truth . [ scene_break ] emt : 1 , 2 , 3 . john : do n't say anything , not a word . rex : what the hell happened ? jessica : uh , apparently mitch stabbed himself . rex : my -- laurence stabbed himself ? john : he said he could n't take prison again . he wanted to die . rex : holy ... natalie , were you here ? john : she walked in just as it was happening . rex : did he say anything to you ? john : no . he already had the weapon in his hand . he wanted out . emt : [ indistinct ] for this guy . second emt : good to go . let 's go . rex : his blood saved shane 's life . if he dies -- jessica : well , did n't you store more stem cells ? rex : yeah , but what if it 's not enough , if something happened , if we needed more ? jessica : this is gon na be your last chance ... and mine . [ scene_break ] kim : great news . jackpot . lotto pick 4 at least . i knew it . stacy : so what happened ? kim : i was right about bo and nora . she 's cheating on clint behind his back with his own brother , bless her skanky little heart . stacy : wait , wait . hold on . how do you know this ? kim : the butler 's cousin . stacy : who ? kim : nigel has a cousin from london . you know , he wears big plaid and has really nasty teeth . anyways , he 's the buchanan butler in london , and he found out . is snogging as bad as it sounds ? stacy : what ? kim : bo and nora were snogging the night before she married clint . nigel said he was cold - clucked or something . stacy : what is that ? kim : i do n't know . it 's british . who knows ? anyways , bottom line , bo and nora are having an affair , and as soon as clint finds out , he 's gon na dump that bitch so fast . ha ! stacy : you can move in for the kill . [ scene_break ] clint : viki , you know , with you on his side , charlie is gon na make it through this . viki : i hope so . i know . i have -- i 've been through what he 's going through . clint : i remember . viki : and i think i know what he needs . clint : yeah . and you love him . viki : and i love him , yes . though i ca n't even imagine how he 's gon na feel when he hears this news about mitch . i do n't know , maybe we should go away for a little while or something . clint : this is why you stepped down as mayor , is n't it ? viki : yeah . i need to be available to do what 's best for charlie and natalie and jessie . clint : so you 're gon na take care of everybody ? viki : you would do the same . clint : sure , but the question is , who 's gon na take care of you ? [ scene_break ] charlie : and then even after i got sober , sometimes i still thought that nobody understood . and then ... then one day ... at the bonjour cafe in paris , texas ... an angel walked in , and she got it . she ... viki . she got me . how i rated that , i will never know , but she ... she could see the new charlie without any of the baggage , and she believed who i said i was . and i swear to god i was gon na live up to that , because now i finally had hope , i had a reason , because i could become ... but i ca n't ! we ca n't ! this is what i am ! this is the truth ! i ca n't run away from that . [ scene_break ] oliver : thank you both for your statements . we may need you to come back in for a lineup . are you both willing ? gigi : sure . schuyler : yeah , anytime . are you charging those guys with a hate crime ? oliver : well , that 's what it was . gigi : that 's a stiffer penalty , right ? more jail time ? oliver : absolutely . listen , we 'll be in touch . thank you guys again . schuyler : yeah , no problem . so , you okay ? gigi : i 'm not the one who got beaten up . poor nick was just trying to mind his own business . schuyler : yeah , at least they got those guys . gigi : yeah , i ca n't wait to testify against them . schuyler : yeah , me neither . gigi : thank you . schuyler : for what ? gigi : for looking out for me . schuyler : oh , yeah , i took a sucker punch . real hero . gigi : you are . you 're a good guy . schuyler : no , i 'm not . [ scene_break ] jessica : mitch is bree 's biological grandfather . i ca n't donate blood because i have hep - c. her dad 's dead . if she was ever to get sick like shane was , mitch would be her only hope . rex : come with me to the hospital . jessica : what about natalie ? brody : i 'll look out for her . do what you need to do . jessica : thank you . john : hey . you think , uh , think maybe you could get natalie a glass of water ? i 'll bag the evidence . brody : sure you do n't want me to do that ? john : i can handle it . you 'll be okay for a minute ? woman : the path has hit us hard as we make out all these stairs did n't want to push you down just to brace my heart ... brody : here . natalie . here . natalie : thank you . [ singing continues indistinctly ] brody : better ? can you tell me what happened now ? [ scene_break ] rex : uh , excuse me . we 're looking for mitch laurence . we need information . nurse : i ca n't give out information on patients . jessica : we 're family . rex : he 's our father . [ scene_break ] gigi : you 're a good guy , schuyler . live with it . schuyler : ca n't . gigi : okay , come on , what makes you think you 're not ? stacy : ha . you do n't have a baby . we have a deal , remember ? i do n't tell rex about gigi staying over at your place , and you keep quiet about this thing . schuyler : `` this thing `` ? it 's a person , stacy , it 's a child . stacy : um , one you do n't have to worry about . schuyler : i - i 've done some rotten things in my life . gigi : you mean when you were using . that was a long time ago . it 's over . schuyler : yeah . but not forgotten . gigi : maybe it should be ... if it makes you feel lousy about now . you are an amazing person . i ... i do n't know what i would do without you . [ scene_break ] stacy : so when is clint gon na find out ? kim : as soon as i can corner him . stacy : oh , no . you 're not gon na be the one to tell him . there has to be another way . kim : who 's gon na do it if i do n't ? stacy : maybe that butler . not the one with the bad teeth but the one that clint actually trusts . kim : yeah , but he 's not stepping up , and he 's making the cousin keep quiet , too . stacy : okay . let me just think about this . kim : time for me to be the loyal executive assistant . stacy : kimmy , what are you thinking ? you ca n't be the one to tell clint about this . kim : well , i ca n't just sit around either . this is my chance , stacy . i got to grab it . stacy : remember your rules , girl . remember when i wanted to tell rex about his precious little gigi spending the night with schuyler ? you stopped me . and why ? kim : he 'd kill the messenger . stacy : exactly . rex would have hated me if i told him . how do you think clint would feel if he found out about this from his new secretary ? kim : executive assistant . stacy : his wife 's playing him with his brother . the man 's gon na feel like crap . kim : this is not sexy . stacy : no , it 's not , but you ca n't be the one to tell clint about his wife . you 're gon na have to get one of those butlers to crack . kim : how am i gon na do that ? stacy : are you serious ? have you looked at them ? and then look at yourself . kim : well , it does me no good with nigel . he 's tough . stacy : yeah , you 're not exactly his type . guess you got to go after that little plaid , bad teeth dude . ha ha . kim : oh , my god . i 've done much worse for less but damn ! stacy : is he doable ? kim : doable ? stacy : i mean , is he straight ? kim : he 's british . it 's hard to say . either way , nigel 's the one in charge . stacy : you 're gon na have to give that cousin a really good reason to stand up to nigel . kim : the butler breaks clint 's heart , and i 'm there to pick up the pieces . stacy : sounds like a plan to me . kim : oh , thanks for talking me down , girl . stacy : you get in the way , girl . just be as smart as i know you are . and work them girls , too . kim : oh , you know it . [ scene_break ] nigel : i 'm sorry you 've come all this way for nothing . nevil : all in a day 's work . nigel : if only you 'd told me over the phone . nevil : i should have done , but i could n't risk being heard , and i thought i should deliver the news face to face like a man . nigel : your discretion is admirable , but you must forget all about this scurrilous rumor . nevil : i still think it 's true . keep an eye out . you 'll know . nigel : it 's probably best if you return to london , immediately . nevil : i 'm knackered . any chance i could get a cuppa before i go ? nigel : if you 'll come to the kitchen , i suppose it could n't hurt . [ scene_break ] brody : did this happen the way john said ? or did john leave something out ? you can trust me . you can trust me to help you . john : hey . thanks for getting the water , brody . can you take this down to evidence and log it in ? john : is there a problem ? brody : no . john : tend to evidence . we 're not going anywhere . brody : i want to help , john . brody : good . then come back after it 's logged in . john : did you say anything to brody ? natalie : you told me not to . john : i know . i know sometimes it 's hard , so just tell me . natalie : i did n't say anything . john : good . natalie : why are you doing this ? mitch did n't try and kill himself . it was me . i stabbed that son of a bitch , and i would do it all over again . [ scene_break ] rex : oh , are you mitch laurence 's doctor ? excuse me . doctor : who are you ? jessica : we 're his children . rex : look , my son has had leukemia , and he 's in remission , but the only reason he 's still alive is because of stem cells that came from mitch . jessica : and if my daughter ever needed a transfusion , i could n't donate blood . doctor : you 're here to get blood from your father ? rex : he is our father in blood only . jessica : have you read the papers ? do you know what he is and what he 's done ? doctor : all i know right now is he 's -- rex : we need his blood ! doctor : actually , mr. laurence needs yours . [ scene_break ] schuyler : i got to get to work . gigi : are you going to rodi 's ? can i catch a ride ? schuyler : uh , no . i have a shift at the treatment center , and i 'm already late , so ... gigi : oh , okay . no problem . i 'll see you at work later ? schuyler : yeah , sure . [ scene_break ] nigel : have a pleasant journey . and you 'll keep all of this gossip to yourself ? nevil : under lock and key , guard it with my life . nothing on earth in this life will make me divulge the secret . nigel : good . safe trip home . nevil : hello . kim : hi , handsome . [ scene_break ] counselor : charlie , listen to me . you slipped , that 's all . that does n't mean you 're a bad person -- charlie : look , i 'm an old drunk , okay ? that 's what i am . that 's what god made me , and i ca n't change that . counselor : okay , true enough . but that 's not the real question . it never is . what are you going to do ? that 's what you can control . that is the change -- you change what you do . charlie : okay , look , i did change ! and every time i turn around , there i am again ! counselor : that 's right . you ca n't run . charlie : yeah , okay . you 're right . and i 'm sorry . look , i tried it your way , okay ? i tried this , but that does n't work . this works . counselor : charlie , that has no place in this room . charlie : well , then , neither do i . [ scene_break ] john : if you confess , your life is over . natalie : it already is . john : no , it 's not . it just feels that way right now . natalie : john , you ca n't do this . you could get in so much trouble . i ca n't let you do this . john : i know what i 'm doing . just stick to the story and everything will be okay . i promise .
natalie stabs mitch laurence with a letter opener in john mcbain 's office . john covers and says laurence stabbed himself . john wipes the blood from natalie 's the letter opener onto the one from his desk . he gives it to brody and tells him to take it to evidence and log it in . the paramedics take mitch to the hospital . rex and jessica go to the hospital to stake claim on mitch 's blood on case their children need it , but the doctor tells them that mitch needs their blood .
matthew : you got vimal to break into the dna lab to change the test results . he made it look like charlie is rex 's father . but really it 's you , is n't it ? clint : are you asking me ? matthew : no , i 'm telling you . you 're rex 's father , are n't you ? clint : yes , i 'm rex 's biological father . [ scene_break ] natalie : you found my baby 's dna results where ? rex : marty saybrooke 's house . natalie : you found a piece of paper that says that brody is my baby 's father in marty 's house ? rex : i 'm sorry , natalie . it 's true . natalie : you were at her house ? rex : like i told you , i 'm investigating her for todd . he thinks she 's dangerous . natalie : yeah , well , he 's right . she is dangerous . rex : natalie , you okay ? natalie : she 's gon na do it . rex : what ? natalie : marty saybrooke is planning to destroy my life . [ scene_break ] marty : `` your probation will consist of 5 phases , with 10 criteria of evaluation for every patient contact . `` i can do this . i can do this . it could be worse . [ knocking on door ] marty : come in . inez : hi . i 'm inez salinger . thank you for seeing me so quickly . marty : oh , i 'm glad that i could . come on in . how did you find me ? inez : john mcbain . he said that you 're the best . marty : well , i hope i can help . what 's going on ? inez : i 'm about to do something horrible to a good man , someone i really care about . [ scene_break ] bo : if eddie did n't go back to your apartment ... ford : do n't worry . he 'll be back , ready to go 10 rounds . bo : are you sure he 'll show up ? james : miss a chance to beat up one of his kids , and it 's legal ? trust me , he 'll be here . ford : only this time , he 's gon na be the one getting the beatdown . [ scene_break ] langston : starr , he 's never boxed before . eddie 's gon na kill him . [ starr gasps ] langston : what ? starr : i know how to make sure that that wo n't happen now . [ scene_break ] bo : and eddie did n't give you a clue where he was going ? james : no , just all of a sudden he said he had something to take care of . bo : you do n't know what it is ? james : no . ford : but knowing eddie , ca n't be good . [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] brody : open up ! police ! nora : mmm ! mmm ! eddie : shut up ! brody : what 's ' going on in there ? somebody better answer me . [ scene_break ] matthew : i do n't get it . why would you pretend rex is n't your son ? clint : your grandfather would be so proud of you , matthew . not only do you have a good head for this business , but you 're able to see the big picture . matthew : thanks . again , why would you pretend rex is n't your son ? clint : because he 's everything that you 're not . balsom is a con man . has been from the very beginning . matthew : really ? clint : you 're pretty young , so i 'm not sure how much you know about why rex balsom came to llanview in the first place . he was after your cousin jessica 's money . matthew : seriously ? clint : and now he makes this big deal about how he 's changed . matthew : well , maybe he did . clint : no , no , no , no . he 's still after the family fortune . he broke into this office . for heaven 's sake , you 're the one who caught him red - handed trying to break into this desk . matthew : yeah , i did . clint : he is still a gold digger and an opportunist , and you 're gon na have to learn to live with that , matthew , because part of being a buchanan means you have to protect the family . matthew : you 're protecting the family from your own son ? clint : that 's right . it 's done . you 're gon na have to leave it that way . matthew : i ca n't keep this a secret . [ scene_break ] nate : hey . i 'm glad you wanted to come over . dani : why would n't i ? nate : because my creep of a dad might 've scared you off . dani : it 's not your fault . besides , i kind of know what it 's like to have a tough dad . nate : i do n't know . i do n't think even todd manning is as bad as eddie ford . dani : mm . must be weird for you , huh ? you did n't really know anything about him before , right ? nate : i never really thought about him . i mean , i knew he was n't there , which sucked . but i do n't know , i just thought maybe ... he was n't a bad guy , he just was n't the father type , you know ? i did not expect eddie . dani : who would ? nate : i ca n't see how my mom was with him and i ca n't see how i 'm supposed to be his -- i 'm not like him . not at all . dani : i know that . were you seriously worried ? nate : i do n't know . dani : well , nate , if you were anything like your dad , then you would n't have been so understanding about ... you know , the dumb virgin . nate : hey . do n't say that . i do not think that . dani : yeah , well , you could . i mean , i know it must be weird for you . nate : it 's not . dani , i told you . i 'm not in a rush or anything . whatever you wan na do , it 's at your pace . that 's what i want . i really care about you . dani : really ? nate : really . dani : so you 'll do my math homework ? nate : nice try . dani : trig is so boring . nate : so study something else for a while . dani : biology ? nate : that i got an `` a `` in . what unit are you on ? dani : chapter 20 . human sexuality . nate : uh ... [ scene_break ] bo : i 'll say it again , ford . i do n't like the idea of this fight and neither does your mom . james : well , she wants eddie gone just as much as we do , so -- bo : this is not gon na get rid of him . ford : hey , he 's a bully . he 's never had to take a punch from either of us until today . i lay him out in a room full of people , he 'll leave . bo : what if you lose ? ford : not gon na happen . bo : okay , i 'm gon na have somebody here anyway . no , just in case . ford : whatever . bo : good luck . ford : thanks . langston : so it 's still on ? ford : yeah . thank you for being here . i know you do n't like the idea of a fight . langston : i do n't like the idea of you getting killed . starr : that 's not going to happen now . langston : that 's right . ford : why ? what do you mean ? starr : team ford has a secret weapon . [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] eddie : oh , yeah ! brody : that 's it . i 'm coming in . eddie : turn sideways . do that -- oh , no . brody : eddie ford ? eddie : man , your timing stinks . do n't tell me your boss sent you over here to harass me . brody : no . we got a call about noise . i thought you lived with your sons . eddie : it got crowded . brody : well , this room is registered to an elmore fulton . eddie : ha . brody : ha . why do you need an alias , eddie ? eddie : i do n't know . maybe i wanted to be left alone . brody : only you 're not . alone . eddie : no . brody : who 's in there with you ? nora : mmm ? mmm ? mmm . [ scene_break ] marty : inez , have you been getting any sleep ? inez : sleep . i try , but my mind is racing all night long . marty : okay , when 's the last night you slept through the night ? any idea ? inez : i do n't remember . marty : it 's okay . do n't get upset about it . you know what ? i can give you some medication that will help your mind with all the racing and then you 're gon na be able to get some sleep . it 's hard to make any decision when you 're this worn out . inez : i have to decide now . i ca n't wait . marty : okay . who is this person that you 're afraid of hurting ? inez : this man has been good to me and i am very fond of him . marty : are you involved with him ? inez : he 's married . i could never -- i would never do that . only now i have to or my boys will pay . and i do n't want to hurt him , but i will do whatever i have to do to protect my sons . marty : i can understand that . inez : but this man and his wife , they love each other , and who am i to destroy their relationship ? [ scene_break ] natalie : marty is gon na show this to john . rex : how do you know ? natalie : come on , rex ! this proves brody is my baby 's father . of course she 'll show it to john . why else would she have it ? rex : maybe she just wants to mess with you . natalie : how did you find it ? rex : i was looking for this gift box marty had at the buenos dias . natalie : gift box ? rex : yeah . natalie : i saw john at the buenos dias this afternoon . he said that marty tried to give him a present and then she took it back . the present was the dna results . rex : maybe . probably . natalie : did you find the gift box in marty 's house ? rex : yeah , in the trash . natalie : see ? ! rex : natalie , come on . you got ta calm down . natalie : how can i calm down ? marty knows that i 'm carrying brody 's baby . rex : just do n't think about that right now . natalie : kind of hard not to . rex : you know , you could 've come to me . natalie : yeah , i know . i know , and i thought about coming to you to see if you could help me , but the only way you could help me is if you could make this not true . rex : i wish i could . natalie : yeah . yeah , me , too . rex : but it is . natalie : and john and brody , they can never , ever find this out . i will not let marty destroy jessica and brody and john just because she hates my guts . rex : well , she did n't give john the present . natalie : this time . i 've got ta make sure that marty keeps her mouth shut for good . rex : wait a minute . where do you think you 're going ? natalie : to take care of this . rex : okay , i 'll drive . natalie : no . this is between marty and me . rex : you ca n't go alone . natalie : look , rex , if you go there , she 's gon na figure out that you 're the one who broke into her house . rex : i do n't care . natalie : i do . rex : listen to me . you are pregnant and upset . how many times do i have to say it ? you got ta calm down . natalie : i 'm fine . rex : you ca n't fool me . natalie : listen , rex , okay , i promise that i will stay calm , but i will also be very clear . this is john 's baby , this will be john 's baby , and i am not gon na let her take that away from him . [ scene_break ] inez : so when i found james and bobby here , i thought that i could finally make it up to them for all the years they were stuck with eddie . i did n't have much , but i could try . and then i started dating this man who was great . he was so good to them . he made sure bobby had a job , that james could stay in school . he was so generous . he said , you know , i can afford it . do n't even worry about it . i should 've known that there were strings attached . marty : what strings ? inez : he 's the one that wants me to break up my friend 's marriage . i refused , and that would 've been the end of it , if it were n't for eddie . marty : your ex - husband . inez : he came to town . he moved in with james and bobby . he started hitting james again . we had him arrested . of course he got out . this whole nightmare was starting all over again . and this man that i was dating said he could make eddie disappear if i would just do what he wanted . marty : is this man some kind of criminal ? inez : worse . he looks perfectly respectable , but he 's manipulative ... and he 's very powerful . [ scene_break ] clint : rex does n't want me to be his father . on the other hand , he gets along really well with charlie banks , and charlie 's a good man who lost his son and he grieves for him every day . well , now charlie has a son again . everybody wins . matthew : but they did n't get to decide . and i 'm not just talking about rex and charlie . there 's a lot of other people . clint : who ? who is not better off with things this way , huh ? matthew : well , for one , rex would be my cousin and my dad 's nephew , and i think my dad would like to know that . clint : bo already treats rex more like a son than -- matthew : more of a son than me ? [ scene_break ] nate : hey , commissioner . bo : hey , nate . thank you . dani : hey , mr. buchanan . bo : hi , dani . is your mom here ? nate : she 's not back from work yet . bo : has eddie stopped by ? nate : not since the other night . i thought he was gone . bo : afraid we 're not that lucky . nate : why is he still around ? bo : i do n't know . but your brother 's got a stupid idea to try to get rid of him . and if somebody does n't talk him out of it , i think there 's gon na be trouble . [ scene_break ] starr : hey , cristian . cristian : hey , starr . how 's it going , ford ? ford : it 's all right . james : starr , this is your secret weapon ? the art teacher ? are you kidding me ? starr : he used to box professionally . he 'll teach ford . cristian : so i hear you 're trying to run your dad out of llanview . ford : yeah . you wan na help me ? cristian : well , i saw what eddie did to your brother on thanksgiving . i 'd like to see that creep gone . you should n't have to take a hit like that again . james : i wo n't . do n't worry . cristian : so i guess that means i want to help you beat eddie . ford : thanks , cris . langston : you guys better get started . we do n't have much time . cristian : how many days before the fight ? ford : not days . hours . [ scene_break ] eddie : oh , come on , officer . what i got ta do -- draw a dirty picture for you ? huh ? i got a lady friend inside . brody : i heard . eddie : what -- are you listening ? no , come on , tell me , really . what are you doing here , man ? brody : the manager said there was a tv blasting out of this room . eddie : really ? no , that was me . i turned it on . i was trying to be -- what is that word ? - discreet . you see , my lady friend is a screamer , if you know what i mean , and i bet you do . brody : yeah . eddie : so , anyway , the point is we 're all consenting adults here , right , and there 's no law against that yet , is there ? and unless you wan na join in -- no ? -then take a hike . brody : all right , that 's it . eddie : officer , sir , what i meant to say was , give a guy a break , okay ? my lady 's in waiting . brody : you keep it down , eddie . eddie : you 're gon na pay for that stunt . [ scene_break ] dani : wait . ford 's gon na fight nate 's dad ? nate : what is that gon na do ? bo : if he wins , then eddie will leave town . nate : no , he wo n't . bo : that 's what i said . nate : the guy does nothing but lie . bo : and it seems like he enjoys making his boys miserable , and i do n't think he 's gon na give that up , even if ford does win . unfortunately , it 's not illegal , so i ca n't stop it . [ cell phone ringing ] bo : hang on . can you excuse me just a second ? [ cell phone ringing ] bo : yeah , brody ? brody : yeah , i wanted to give you a heads - up on eddie ford . bo : you saw him ? brody : he 's holed up at the minuteman motel with a woman . he 's up to something , but i do n't have a play . bo : what do you think it was ? brody : maybe drugs . bo : did you get a look inside the room ? brody : no . he 's acting pretty cagey . the windows are all sealed up tight . nothing in plain view . bo : then we ca n't go in without a warrant . brody : no , but at least you know where he is . bo : yeah . listen , i think that eddie 's probably headed to rourke 's gym right now . i need you to get there ahead of him . brody : i could tail him , make sure that 's where he 's going . bo : no , now he 's got this high - priced lawyer who 'll just slap us with harassment . i want you to go there in civilian clothes and just keep an unofficial eye on him . brody : okay . i 'm on my way . [ scene_break ] eddie : the cop has left the building . go ahead . scream . aah ! you only make me look good now . nora : what are you gon na do with me , eddie ? [ scene_break ] ford : okay . where do we start ? cristian : hey , james , can you get your brother some gloves ? starr : i do n't wan na watch this . langston : i ca n't stop . starr : would you -- langston : what ? james : just teach me instead . ford : james , stop it . james : i 'm the one eddie came after , and i got a few good punches in on him before he tagged me . so teach me . ford : he 's not taking another shot at you . cristian : look , man , i 'm sure you 're good , but you know what ? ford -- he 's got weight on his side . and he does n't really care if he hurts anyone , so that 'll help him in the ring . so does eddie know how to box ? ford : he belonged to a fight club when we were kids . cristian : okay . so he can fight . and probably dirty . come on , let 's see what you got . ready ? james : this is never gon na work . [ scene_break ] clint : matthew , i did n't say that your father liked rex more than you . matthew : you did n't have to . clint : matthew , if this is how you feel , we should all sit down with your father and talk about it . matthew : no . just forget it . clint : because bo probably does n't even realize what he 's doing . he 's always had this soft spot for rex . bo likes underdogs , and rex is a p.i . , which is kind of like being a cop . just like drew . you know something ? drew and rex would probably be pretty much the same age if drew were still alive . i think that 's why they have the bond . matthew : look , never mind , okay ? everything 's fine with my dad . clint : good . matthew : this is about rex and you . clint : there is no `` rex and me . `` it 's always rex and the buchanan fortune . matthew : you do n't know that rex would try to take all our money . clint : it 's who he is . now , think about this . what if rex had the buchanan name and he had bo backing him up ? he could push all of us , including you , right out of the way . matthew : we just would n't let that happen . clint : well , we 'd fight it , of course , but matthew , there are no guarantees . you can do everything right sometimes . you can be the best guy , the smartest guy , the most loyal guy , and still you can lose . has n't that ever happened to you ? matthew : yeah . clint : well , then why do we want to risk it when it 's so much better this way ? we 're certainly better off . and rex and charlie , they can have the relationship that they deserve . [ scene_break ] rex : natalie , it 's me . just thought i 'd check in . let me know that you 're okay . okay ? charlie : hey . rex : i was just here with natalie . i needed to make a few calls before i left . charlie : you do n't need an excuse to be in this house , rex . i mean , you 're family . rex : yeah , i 'll still knock . charlie : do n't wait for an invitation , though , huh ? rex : okay . charlie : we would really love to see you around more . rex : yeah , it 's still kind of new . charlie : yeah , i know what you mean . it 's -- and i 'm sorry for that . rex : not your fault . charlie : but we lost a lot of time together , time that you could 've used a dad . rex : i did all right . charlie : yeah . you did . you know something ? you probably did a lot better than if i had been around , because you know there was a lot of time during those years that i did n't do much good for jared and i probably would n't have done much better for you . rex : you do n't need to apologize to me . charlie : i 'm not . i 'm just being honest . i missed out . and you grew up thinking the wrong man was your dad . [ scene_break ] marty : i can see how this is a problem for you now . inez : yes ! if i want eddie gone , if i want to protect my sons , i have to sleep -- natalie : you and me . right now ! marty : what 's going on ? i 'm in the middle of a session . natalie : well , i 'm sorry , inez . the session 's gon na have to be over . inez : that 's fine . i really have to go anyway . please do n't tell anyone that you saw me here . natalie : no . unlike her , i can mind my own business . marty : wait . i want you to take this . call me tomorrow . i will see you anytime , but please take this . this is gon na make you feel better and you 'll get some sleep . what do you think you 're doing ? natalie : i know exactly what you 're up to , you little bitch , and i will not let you ruin my life . marty : what 's this ? natalie : you know damn well what this is . marty : dna ? what , you had a paternity test ? natalie : you already knew that because you snuck into my patient records . marty : and it says here that brody lovett is the father . how can that be ? natalie : cut the crap , marty . you already know this . marty : i 've never seen this before . natalie : this copy is from a report that was found in your house . marty : wait a minute . you broke into my house ? natalie : i 'm not the criminal here . you stole hospital records , private medical records , and that is a felony . marty : oh ! you 're right . you got me . let 's call the cops . oh , no , maybe we should call john . maybe you 'd rather call brody , explain it to him . does he even know that you 're carrying his baby ? [ scene_break ] cristian : there you go . just like that . langston : it 's getting hot in here . starr : it is ? langston : yeah . i 'm gon na go cool off . cristian : here , ford . here . brody : hey . starr : hey , brody . brody : i just saw your dad . james : you saw my dad ? was he on his way here ? he 's supposed to be here for this fight . brody : yeah , bo told me . starr : is that why you 're here ? brody : mmm . starr : oh ! james : he 's not even supposed to be fighting . starr : you should n't be fighting eddie either . james : starr , all this started with me . brody : yeah , i met your old man . it all starts and ends with him . he 's bad news . do n't worry . i 'll make sure this fight does n't get out of hand . james : gee , thanks . starr : oh , geez . brody 's right . james : starr , bobby would n't be in this fight if it were n't for me . starr : none of this would be happening if eddie was a real father . [ scene_break ] charlie : something on your mind ? huh ? you seem preoccupied . rex : i just got some news that 's not so great . charlie : is there anything i can help with ? rex : no . charlie : oh , well , i 'm sorry . rex : no , it 's okay . charlie : look , i 'm not trying to be , like , instant dad . okay , maybe i am . rex : it 's okay . charlie : just let me know if there 's anything you need . you want to sit down ? rex : thanks . how 's echo doing ? charlie : she 's had better days . rex : is she sick ? charlie : she 's sleeping it off . rex : echo 's drunk ? charlie : yeah . she had a few too many at lunch . she started acting out a little . rex : charming . charlie : listen , in all fairness , dorian 's the one who took her to lunch . and if you ask me , it looked like she was trying to get her plastered . rex : why ? charlie : i do n't know . maybe dorian thought she was gon na get some kind of information out of her . rex : good luck with that . she kept me a secret my whole life . she did n't even tell you . charlie : i know it does n't do any good , but for what it 's worth , that really weighs heavily on her now , having left you . rex : you 're right . charlie : it 's not worth much , is it ? well , echo 's gon na do everything she can to make up for it now . rex : i do n't need a mother . charlie : i know , and she knows that she has to earn that right . we may have your dna , but we both know that that 's not enough . rex : it 's a lot to deal with at once . charlie : well , there 's no rush . we have time . that 's the beauty of this thing . i 'm gon na be your dad forever . [ scene_break ] clint : i 've thought this through , matthew . matthew : it 's what grandpa would have done , is n't it ? clint : absolutely , he would . your grandpa asa would have done whatever it took . matthew : is that why my dad did n't stay in the business ? clint : there 's a lot of reasons for that . matthew : i have to talk to him . he deserves to know what 's going on with his family . clint : it 's too bad that your dad does n't give you the same respect . matthew : what do you mean ? clint : nothing . none of my business . matthew : what are you talking about ? clint : the things that happen between adults that -- i guess maybe you should n't even know about it . matthew : now you 're gon na start treating me like a kid ? i thought you respected me . clint : i do . matthew : then tell me what 's going on between adults . clint : all right , but i got ta warn you . you 're gon na wish you did n't know . [ scene_break ] bo : tell your mom i found out where eddie 's staying . inez : where ? nate : hey , mom . what 's up with the prescriptions ? you sick ? inez : no , sweetie , it 's nothing . where is eddie ? bo : he 's at the minuteman motel . there 's no reason you would ever want to go there , but just in case ... inez : i 'll keep my distance . nate : maybe we should go to the library . dani : oh , yeah . inez : you can take the car . please make sure you lock the doors as soon as you get in there . nate : we will . we will . inez : be careful . bo : you have my number on your cell phone . any sign of trouble ... nate : i will . dani : bye . inez : bye , dani . they 're so sweet , so young . i do n't think i was ever that young . bo : you okay ? inez : fine . did you ever find out anything about that fight between eddie and bobby ? bo : i talked to your boys , and it 's still happening , unless you can talk ford out of it . inez : no , i ca n't . bo : it 's all right . i 've got brody lovett there at the gym . he 'll keep everything under control . inez : that makes me feel a little better . thank you . bo : okay . i 'll be at the station if you need anything . inez : are n't you done for the day ? bo : yeah , but there 's no need to really rush home . nora still has n't shown , and i figure i can catch up on a lot of paperwork . but i 'll let you know if i hear anything about eddie . inez : okay . clint 's voice : did you think that i was gon na get rid of eddie before i found out that you kept your end of the deal ? eddie goes when you sleep with my brother . inez : bo . bo : hmm ? inez : wait . i was gon na make some coffee . want to just stay for a while ? [ scene_break ] natalie : you are going to keep your mouth shut . marty : does brody know that it 's his baby , 'cause i know john does n't know . natalie : so you were gon na be the one to set him straight , teasing him with your little present ? dna results were in there , were n't they ? you were gon na give them to him , and you do n't care if you broke his heart . marty : no . you 're the one who did that . natalie : is that what you 're telling yourself , that you 're just the messenger ? do you have any idea what this would do to john ? marty : yes , i do . that 's why i stopped . i could n't hurt him . natalie : could n't . marty : but you and brody , you deserve what happens next . [ scene_break ] brody : do n't paw with your left , ford . you got ta keep your hands up , protect your chin . cristian : keep moving . you 're -- ford : all right , all right . oh ! geez ... coming at me from all sides . brody : it might be easier if you see somebody else do it . ford : oh , really ? cristian : you want to jump in with me ? brody : i did a little boxing in the navy . cristian : james , why do n't we get this man some gloves ? langston : oh , my god . okay , this 6-months thing is not getting any easier . [ scene_break ] eddie : you deserve a lot worse than you 're gon na get right now . it 's a good thing you 're worth more to me in one piece . but no reason we ca n't have some fun . nora : what are you doing ? eddie : moving things along . [ scene_break ] clint : you never understood why i was dating inez salinger , did you ? matthew : you mean the whole `` keep your enemies close `` thing ? no . it never made much sense . clint : that 's because you did n't understand what made inez the enemy . matthew : she 's nate 's mom . clint : no . that 's not what made her a threat to the family . matthew : she 's a threat ? clint : oh , yes , she 's a threat to your family . matthew : i still do n't get it . clint : i wanted to keep inez away from bo . matthew : what ? clint : she was attracted to your father from the very beginning , and i saw it right away . i thought maybe if i took her out it would distract her , she 'd stay away from bo . matthew : did it work ? clint : for a while . matthew : then why did you break up with her ? clint : i did n't . inez broke up with me . matthew : why ? clint : 'cause her attraction to bo was too strong . and your father -- matthew : my father what ? [ scene_break ] bo : are you worried about ford and this fight ? inez : it 's at the top of my list . bo : you have a list ? inez : do n't you ? do you want something stronger than coffee , because i do . bo : i 'll have a beer if you have one . inez : i do . so what 's on your list ? bo : well , nora . this thing between us . i do n't know how it got so crazy . and matthew , he 's mad at me now . it 's been nothing but attitude for months . and ... nah . inez : what ? what else ? bo : no . i do n't want to bore you with all of this . inez : bore me ? how many times have you had to listen to my problems ? and you 've been so great to me . and i ca n't do this . bo : do what ? [ scene_break ] rex : well , i should get going . shane should be home soon . charlie : he ca n't still be in school . rex : no . his friend tyler 's house . homework , longboard , zbox , hopefully in that order . charlie : do n't count on it . rex : callahans are really good about taking him after school when gigi and i work . charlie : that 's great . listen , if you ever need a hand in the afternoon , i make my own time . or for that matter some evening . if you want to go out with gigi , we would love to have shane here . i 'm not that good at longboard , but i did reach level 3 at gatekeeper . rex : impressive . shane will still crush you , but at least you can put up a fight . charlie : and that 's the way it should be . rex : he was thinking about what he should call you now . charlie : charlie 's fine . it 's always been charlie . rex : he was thinking about `` grandpa . `` charlie : well , that would be fine , too . i would like that . rex : i 'll tell him . charlie : listen , maybe sometime you 'd like to try out `` dad . `` [ scene_break ] natalie : you breathe a word of this , and you will lose your license and i will make sure of it . marty : because you have n't taken enough from me ? natalie : marty , i am so sick and tired of being blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life . i did not make your son commit murder ! marty : do n't you talk about him like -- natalie : i did not make you steal hospital records . i did not send a psycho loose -- marty : you do not want to take me on , natalie . you lying little -- [ slap ] [ scene_break ] langston : are you getting all this ? ford : yeah . langston : you 're gon na do everything they said when you fight your dad ? ford : do n't worry . piece of cake . dani : starr , i got your text . starr : thanks for coming . nate : bo told us about the fight . james : you guys should n't be here . dani : why not ? james : because this could get ugly . nate : he 's my dad . i want him gone just as much as you do . starr : plus , ford could use the support . dani : why do n't we go over there and let him know that we 're here . starr : james , it 's only going to help ford for him to have more people cheering him on . plus , it might freak eddie out . james : he 's used to being hated . that wo n't stop him . starr : well , ford will . james : yeah , i hope so . starr , if he loses , i 'll take care of my dad myself . starr : how ? [ scene_break ] eddie : that should do it . nora : what did i just say ? eddie : you just told your old man he 's free to enjoy the 7 wonders of my ex . nora : bo 's not gon na sleep with inez . eddie : oh , he will . you know he will , if he has n't already . but hey , no reason they should have all the fun , huh ? let 's give the neighbors something to talk about . [ scene_break ] clint : your father has not exactly been innocent in all of this . matthew : wait . what do you mean ? clint : well , he did n't exactly discourage inez . matthew : he 's a nice guy . that 's just how my dad is . clint : okay . never mind . matthew : no . what were you gon na say ? clint : your father is cheating on your mother . bo 's having an affair with inez . [ scene_break ] bo : what ca n't you do ? clint 's voice : do you want all the good i did for them to just disappear ? bobby got his job . james is in school with a scholarship . inez : you 'd take that away ? clint : no , you work with me , and i will make sure that your sons are sitting pretty . inez : i -- i ca n't just sit here while my son and his father try to beat each other senseless . bo : yeah , but you ca n't go to the gym because it would just make it worse . inez : how could anything be worse than this ? bo : if eddie sees you , it could push him right over the edge . inez : you 're right . i 'm gon na get the drinks now . bo : okay . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone beeps ] [ beep ] [ scene_break ] inez : okay , you can do this . you can do this . oh , how am i gon na do this ? `` do not take with alcohol . may cause disorientation and drowsiness . `` bo : you need any help in there ? inez : no . think i 've got it under control . [ scene_break ] bo : on the next `` one life to live `` -- clint ( on the phone ) : something is gon na happen and it 's crucial that nora sees it . ( james finds a gun in eddie 's gym bag ) nora : you 'll add rape to your list of charges ? ( john gets down on one knee in front of natalie )
eddie keeps nora hostage in the motel room . bo has no clue what has happened but brody finds eddie in the motel . yet , he does not have a search warrant to enter or find out what eddie is doing . meanwhile , robert wants to challenge eddie to a boxing match where if he ( robert ) wins , then eddie will leave town . james , starr , langston and bo all warn him not to go through with this . but he asks what choice he has since nothing else will get eddie to leave and the only language he understands is violence . right then , cristian appears and wants to show robert some boxing lessons but proves that robert is inexperienced and not likely to win a boxing match with anybody . eddie sends bo text from nora 's phone telling him she wants him to sleep with inez . inez remembers that clint told her that the only way he will get rid of eddie and enable her sons to have a bright future is if she sleeps with bo . she goes to talk to marty about the situation but does not reveal who these two men in questions ( bo and clint ) are . natalie busts into marty 's office and tells her she knows what she 's done . marty asks natalie if it 's true that she slept with brody and got pregnant by him and has not told john . inez returns home and knows that she has to `` cozy up `` to bo . meanwhile , matthew reveals to clint that he knows that rex is clint 's son and clint wants to hide that . and he wants to know what clint is implying about bo and inez . bo then reveals to matthew that bo and inez are sleeping together .
marcie : listen , it was horrible . i -- i just do n't know what else to say . you know , i always had these awful feelings for madison because she was always mean to me and then everything that she and deke did to me and al . but , i mean , to see her lying there like that -- bo : marcie , marcie , just take a couple of deep breaths , okay ? take it easy . marcie : no one should have to die like that . daniel : i do n't appreciate that i was n't informed the minute this broke . bo : i did n't know you investigated crimes , colson . i 'll brief you in a minute . daniel : hey , why do n't you brief me now ? bo : agent mcbain , would you take ms. walsh 's statement , please ? john : yeah , sure . daniel : i assume you canvassed the building . commissioner , if you have n't , i suggest you get going on it . i – [ scene_break ] natalie : hey , ron . ron : hey . can i get a bourbon , beer chaser , please ? natalie : sure . you okay ? ron : yeah . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] kevin : yeah ? blair . blair : kevin , i -- i just found out walker 's really todd . kevin : i am so sorry , blair . i -- blair : you knew , did n't you ? kevin : i just did n't want to say anything because i wanted you to be happy . blair : i know . you 've always felt that way . and the truth is i feel the same way about you , and , you know , we -- we just have to stop fighting this . kevin : blair , no , we ca n't do this . you 're upset . blair : please , kevin . please just let me stay . let me stay the night . i mean , i 've loved you -- i 've loved you for so long . [ phone rings ] kevin : they 'll call back . [ ring ] [ ring ] kevin : hello . kelly . what ? of course i 'm alone . [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] todd : blair ? i know you 're in there . blair ? you ca n't do this to me . i love you . what the hell ? [ scene_break ] dorian : what 's going on ? oh , my goodness . no , no , no . [ scene_break ] todd : the bayberry inn was great . we could go back there . [ scene_break ] dorian : all right , i 'll tell you what . maybe that argument you had with him was worse than you described to me , but , please , surely , you are not going to shoot walker . blair : he 's not walker . [ scene_break ] todd : i know you can hear me . [ scene_break ] blair : he 's todd . [ scene_break ] todd : i love you . [ scene_break ] blair : and he has done this to me for the last time . [ scene_break ] todd : blair ! dorian : i -- i do n't know what starr 's message was , but blair 's not here . todd : where is she ? dorian : i have no idea . she 's your wife . you find her . i need my beauty sleep . [ scene_break ] dorian : so sorry . i have saved you from going to prison for shooting him . now , come on . let 's go have a cup of tea and just put away the gun . blair : you knew , did n't you ? you knew , and you did n't tell me . [ scene_break ] kevin : kelly , listen -- listen to me . we have been over and over this . the sooner you get used to the idea of a divorce , the better . i mean , it 's the best thing for the both of -- counseling is just a stall tactic , and you know it . oh , you -- you 're going to fight me ? what does that mean ? you know what ? listen -- i 'm exhausted , okay ? today was a bear . tomorrow 's going to be worse . i ca n't talk about this anymore . goodbye . [ scene_break ] todd : go ahead , take it . take it . and relax . no one will know how i found out he was here . hey ! kevin : oh , what the hell are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] man : hey . woman : how you doing ? man : mr. thompson , welcome . mr. thompson : thank you . man : please , join us . mr. thompson : thank you . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey , ron . ron : hey . jessica : how 's it going ? ron : it 's good , it 's good . natalie : what can i get you ? jessica : i 'll have just a white wine . i just filed this week 's story for `` the banner , `` and it took way longer than i thought . natalie : where 's antonio ? jessica : he 's meeting me here . there 's professor haver . that guy over there in the brown suede jacket . remember that psychology course , analytical approaches to criminal sexuality ? natalie : freaks and the freaks that love them , right ? jessica : it 's actually really an incredible course , and he 's a great professor . actually -- natalie : what ? jessica : he can maybe help me with this new article that i 'm writing . i 'll be back in a sec , okay ? [ scene_break ] professor haver : i 'm telling you , the woman pulls out a gun in the courtroom and shoots the lover right there in front of everybody . woman : oh , my god . professor haver : it was like something out of a bad tv movie . woman : that 's amazing . second woman : wow . jessica : excuse me , dr. haver . i 'm sorry . dr. haver : oh , ms. buchanan , please join us , if you dare . i 'm just sharing some old war stories out of the old days covering trials up in boston . jessica : well , i do n't want to interrupt what 's going on . i was wondering if i could drop by during your office hours and ask you a couple questions . dr. haver : why do n't you ask away right now if you 've got the time . besides , they ca n't keep up with me , not at this late an hour , right ? woman : not in the wine department , that 's for sure . dr. haver : oh ! woman : we 've got to teach class at 9 : 00 a.m. , unlike a certain professor who gets to sleep in . dr. haver : bingo . mr. thompson : i 've really got to take off . dr. haver : okay , abandon me . they 're all abandoning me . and leave me with the bill . that 's all right . mr. thompson : tomorrow . dr. haver : tomorrow . yes . all right . so , ms. buchanan , please join me . jessica : thank you . dr. haver : what can i do for you ? jessica : actually , i was hoping that you could help me . i 'm writing this article about sexual harassment on campus , and i could use your help . dr. haver : on the psychology of it ? jessica : well , that and , well , you 're also on the ethics committee , and there 's been a couple incidents . dr. haver : what do you want to know ? jessica : well , a student came to me and informed me that there 's a professor that 's been -- that 's been trading grades for sex . dr. haver : that 's a very serious charge . has she made an official complaint ? jessica : no , and that 's why i have to be extremely careful with what i write , and i could really use your advice . dr. haver : well , i can certainly try . i think i 'd need a refresher , first . please ? jessica : sure . [ scene_break ] natalie : want some food with that ? ron : uh -- yeah , yeah . let me get one of those popcorn shrimp things , and get it to go , okay ? [ scene_break ] daniel : there were six teardrops on her face , right ? bo : five , six . that 's good . daniel : yeah , well , somebody 's got to stay on top of things . i 'm going to go check the crime scene . bo : well , if you touch anything , i 'll have to chop your hands off . we found the victim 's purse in the trash out back . john : yeah , your guy told me . the i.d . was missing , as well ? bo : yeah , yeah . another souvenir for the psycho . [ phone rings ] bo : buchanan . you what ? how the hell did that happen ? well , then you find him , all right ? check every place that 's still open . i had someone tailing ron walsh , and they lost him . john : but we should get marcie 's statement on paper tonight . bo : yeah . yeah , let 's do it . john : okay . officer : commissioner -- bo : yeah . officer : this guy says he saw something . man : i saw maddie kensington in here tonight , and she had a huge argument with some guy right over there . john : you see who she was arguing with ? marcie : i know . she was arguing with your brother , michael . [ scene_break ] kevin : how 'd you find out i was here ? todd : blair ! kevin : excuse me . todd , i -- todd : blair ! kevin : she 's not here ! todd : do you really think you can get to blair by divorcing kelly , huh ? kevin : what have you been doing , talking to kelly or something ? todd : no one 's talking to me . i can feel it . i know it . you slept with her in saranac . kevin : oh -- i have n't slept with blair anywhere , all right ? what the hell is wrong with -- you know what ? i 'm calling security . todd : oh , forget it . i ca n't stay here . i ca n't stand the smell . you know what ? i 'm going to tell you something . i will do anything , anything to hold on to blair . you got that ? you will not steal my wife . kevin : oh , god , todd , no one 's going to have to steal your wife after she finds out who you really are . [ scene_break ] dorian : why do you think i was so desperate to get up to saranac ? i was willing to stow away on that plane because i wanted to tell you that walker was todd before he could hurt you again . blair : so , what , it just slipped your mind ? dorian : well , he made a very impassioned plea , and he had saved my life , and you 're always telling me i should work out my relationship with viki , and she asked me not to -- blair : who else knows ? dorian : i -- well , i -- nobody else that i know of . blair : why did n't you tell me ? dorian : he just said he was a new man , and you did seem very happy with him , honey . blair : well , you know , todd may look like a new man . believe me , nothing else has changed . dorian : okay , so you know he 's todd . now what are you going to do about it ? oh , i think we better lock that thing up . [ scene_break ] natalie : there you go . $ 10 -- change ! [ phone rings ] antonio : hey , ron . ron : hey , what 's up ? [ ring ] antonio : hello . where ? same m.o . ? damn it , i wish i still had my badge . no , nothing . thanks , andy . i appreciate the heads - up . [ scene_break ] jessica : yeah . dr. haver : just like that ? natalie : hi , antonio . antonio : hey , natalie . natalie : would you like a beer ? antonio : sure . natalie : somebody 's been looking for you . antonio : oh , yeah ? who 's she talking to ? natalie : dr. somebody . it 's her professor . antonio : oh . how 's it going ? natalie : i 'm -- you know cristian died six weeks ago today . antonio : i thought about that this morning . natalie : still feels like yesterday . antonio : we 'll get through it . natalie : yeah , somehow . back to work . [ scene_break ] dr. haver : the good professor 's exhibiting a need for control . sleeping with students is about power far more than sex . like rape -- one person making another person vulnerable . the only real enjoyment , if you can call it that , is in the domination . now , you should tell this young lady please bring the professor to the attention of the university . and then you -- antonio : excuse me . jessica : oh , hi , you made it . dr. haver , this is antonio vega . dr. haver : antonio , pleasure to meet you . antonio : same here . jessica : sit down . dr. haver : please , please join us . antonio : sure . dr. haver : yes . jessica : sit . i was just discussing with dr . haver this new article i 'm writing on sexual harassment . is everything okay ? antonio : i 'll tell you later . man : jess , did you hear what happened ? jessica : no . man : maddie kensington was found dead at the student union . it 's another one of those music box murders . [ scene_break ] al : this is crap , john . i get maybe four hours of sleep a night if i 'm lucky , and you got me in here for questioning ? john : do you know a girl named madison kensington ? al : yeah , i know her . we dated . so what ? bo : did you have an argument with her tonight ? al : yes , we had an argument . what , is she trying to charge me with arguing ? is that even a crime ? john : she 's dead , michael . al : she 's -- really ? well , it could n't happen to a nicer person , but i did n't kill her . daniel : yeah , well , that 's what we 're here to find out , is n't it ? john : look ; we 're just trying to get a read on what happened , all right ? al : well , we argued . what can i say ? bo : about what ? al : her and her boyfriend were the ones who attacked marcie -- marcie walsh . they put her in a dumpster . are you not getting this ? marcie got an infection . she got very sick . al holden died . bo : were you a friend of al 's ? luna : hey , darling , you do n't look like al to these people . you 're michael mcbain , remember ? al : um -- i knew al a little , but i 'm a friend of marcie 's . marcie : no , michael , you 're not my friend . daniel : well , i guess we 'll call that lie number one , huh ? bo : why do n't we move this into my office ? bo : gabrielle , if you 're there , pick up the phone , okay ? yeah , well , we 've had another murder . that 's why i 'm not home yet . i worry about you when you 're out this late , so call me as soon as you get this . i love you . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : troy ? [ scene_break ] antonio : i 'm going to get you some water . jessica : okay . madison kensington -- i mean , it 's hard to believe . i do n't even -- i do n't even know how i feel about this . dr. haver : i had ms. kensington in my psych 205 class last spring . i thought she was expelled . jessica : yeah . she got reinstated . her parents are tight with the trustees . they 're big donors . dr. haver : frightening to think that there 's a killer loose on campus . jessica : no kidding . i mean , what would make somebody do something like this ? who is this guy ? [ scene_break ] troy : looks like the martinis are excellent . i 'm not going to hurt you , gabrielle . it 's a public place . you 're perfectly safe here . besides , i may never get another opportunity to apologize again . gabrielle : i checked . you were moved to a maximum - security section in statesville prison . troy : yeah . once i started getting better . gabrielle : how could you be out ? troy : have a seat . i 'll explain . can i get a club soda ? and another martini for the lady . the good news is i 've been on antipsychotics for quite a while now and i 've never felt more lucid . unfortunately for me , the bad news is i now understand what i did , the horrible acts that i committed against so many people , gabrielle , including yourself . gabrielle : you put me in a drawer in a cold , dark morgue . troy : i ca n't even begin to tell you how sorry i am . you have to understand , i had no idea how cruel i was being . i did n't know how much you were suffering . gabrielle : this does n't make sense to me . i do n't understand this at all . did you escape ? [ scene_break ] al : i do n't believe this , john . you think i 'd drive all the way to jersey to kill somebody , drive -- john : michael , no one is accusing you of killing anybody . daniel : of course , that could change . john : all i 'm saying is it 's a little strange that you would get into a shouting match . al : oh , now it 's a shouting match . john : a shouting match with an ex - girlfriend over two people you hardly even knew . bo : marcie , would you like an officer to escort you back to the dorm ? marcie : no , that 's okay . i 'll be fine . thanks . [ scene_break ] ron : all right , all right , get your hands off me , man ! officer : you just have to answer some questions , so relax . marcie : ron , what 's going on ? ron : that 's what i 'd like to know . all right , i pull up to foxy roxy 's . i just started having my dinner . this guy jumps me . officer : no , i asked him to come to the station house with me , commissioner . i never -- bo : it 's okay . just give me a minute , okay ? ron , where were you tonight ? marcie : commissioner , he did n't kill anybody . bo : see , what i 'd like to know is why did you ditch that officer that we had tailing you ? ron : see , i knew it . i knew somebody was following -- why the hell would n't i lose the guy ? i thought he was out to mug me . daniel : or you lost the tail to find another girl . bo : let me do my job . daniel : commissioner -- i suggest you call a lawyer , mr. walsh . marcie : what are you saying ? daniel : what am i saying ? marcie : yeah . daniel : i 'm saying a drifter kills two women in new jersey . he goes to delaware , kills another one , ends up in llanview -- marcie : ron came here to be with me . daniel : maybe . john : knock it off , colson . ron , what 's the matter , man ? hey , ron , talk to me , man . marcie : ron ? ron , are you okay ? john : ron . marcie : ronnie -- ronnie , what 's wrong ? bo : call e.m.s . john : michael ! michael ! marcie : ronnie , ronnie -- no , ronnie -- john : get in here , man . we need a doctor . come here ! marcie : ron , come on . ron , are you okay ? [ scene_break ] todd : blair , i know this is my 10th message , but i really can explain everything . blair : can you explain it ? tell me everything . remind you what we have together— [ scene_break ] kelly : dorian , you have got to do everything that you can to make sure that blair goes back with walker . dorian : honey , i was actually planning to get a little sleep tonight . kelly : kevin 's moved out . he is at the palace . i can not risk blair becoming free . dorian : i think blair 's got other things on her mind besides kevin . she 's got her own problems with her own husband . kelly : well , at least she does n't know that walker 's really todd . who knows what she 'd do if she found that out . dorian : yes . who knows . [ scene_break ] todd : i left messages everywhere in llanview . been trying to reach you for hours . blair : did you check kevin 's bed ? i mean , that would be the first place i 'd go , right ? todd : i called dorian 's . i called `` the sun . `` blair : but did you check kevin 's bed ? todd : all right , i get it . my jealousy 's out of control ! i -- i 'm sorry . blair : do you have any idea who else was like that ? todd : yes , i do . and i 'm not going to be anything like him . blair : if you ever turned out to be anything like todd , you 'd be dead to me . todd : okay , i got it . blair : good . now , for the last time , i did not sleep with kevin in saranac or anywhere else . todd : i know . i believe you . blair : but then , if i did sleep with kevin , i would just deny it . in fact , i would probably use those exact words . maybe i did sleep with kevin . that 's what you are thinking , right ? todd : no , it is n't what i 'm thinking . blair : but you went to kevin 's to check it out , did n't you ? why do n't you admit it ? you went to kevin 's to check it out , just to see . admit it . todd : okay . i checked it out . no , listen to me . you got to -- blair , listen to me . you got to understand something . the reason i 'm so jealous is because i love you so much . blair : yeah , i know . that 's what i keep telling myself -- that you 're the man that you really are . and i know exactly who that man is . you want me to tell you ? [ scene_break ] natalie : maddie kensington ? what was she doing back in llanview ? jessica : she got reinstated at l.u . natalie : this is happening every couple of weeks . dr. haver : yes , there 's definitely a pattern . i 'm writing a book on the psychopathology of serial killers . i just got back from oregon , as a matter of fact . antonio : green river ? dr. haver : 49 young women . the f.b.i . 's contacted me several times . i do most of my work with killers closer to home , of course . leesburg , allentown . in fact , there 's a very interesting patient right across the river in the secure hospital section of statesville prison . i may not have the answer yet , but i 'm determined to find out what makes the sexual predator tick . [ scene_break ] troy : no , no need to escape . thanks to the drugs , i 'm able to get passes to go out on my own . gabrielle : so many awful things you did -- i do n't understand how they could let you out for even five minutes -- troy : i am so ashamed of what i did -- gabrielle : where 's your pass ? why do n't you show me your pass ? troy : if i could change things , i would , gabrielle . but i ca n't . and you have to know that i did n't come out looking for you tonight . i mean , how would i know that you 're in some out - of - the - way dive bar ? gabrielle : no . no , i suppose you could n't have known that . troy : gabrielle , when i came in here and i saw you sitting here -- you were drinking all alone . i felt responsible . did i do this to you , gabrielle ? gabrielle : oh , do n't flatter yourself . my son died . troy : i 'm sorry . i read it in the paper . i just forgot . al was a good man . i 'm sorry for your loss . you should n't be here all alone , gabrielle . why is n't bo with you ? is it nora ? gabrielle : no . although it would n't surprise me if those two do n't end up together , somehow , somewhere , sooner or later . troy : eventually , nora always gets what she wants , does n't she ? [ scene_break ] al : call 911 . marcie : listen , he was angry . they were yelling at him . they were harassing him . he was just upset . i do n't know what happened . al : john , get my bag . john : got it . marcie : please do n't let him die . al : okay . he 's got a pulse , but he 's not breathing . what was he doing right before this happened ? daniel : he was just making a statement . al : no , no , did he have anything in his mouth ? was he eating anything ? marcie : no , he just came from foxy roxy 's , but i have no idea . bo : he brought this bag in with him . al : what is it ? shrimp ? shellfish . anaphylactic shock . marcie : what ? al : he 's allergic to shrimp . okay . daniel : where the hell are the e.m.s . ? this guy 's a second year resident -- bo : oh , shut the hell up . marcie : oh , my god . al : okay . al : okay . the epi should kick in any time now . come on , ron . come on , buddy . come on , come on . breathe for me , breathe for me . come on . come on ! [ scene_break ] dr. haver : my theory is that each victim represents something lost from the killer 's life or something taken away . antonio : like what ? dr. haver : i 'm not sure . but this man is definitely killing the same person over and over again . it 's someone he has an intense emotional bond with . jessica : what drives a person to do something like this ? dr. haver : intense hatred or love or both . [ scene_break ] john : okay . they 're at the hospital . that ron guy just kept telling them he wanted to go home . al : marcie seemed happy . john : you did real good , michael . al : yeah ? no idea how i did it . john : you 're a doctor . al : uh -- right . but i always wanted to be a lawyer . john : what are you talking about ? you wanted to be a doctor since you were , what , 3 years old ? al : these are the jokes , john . john : right . always were the funny guy . hey , look , i 'm sorry again about dragging you in here . we just need to know what happened during the kensington girl 's last few hours . so if you can give us a statement , i 'll give you a ride home . al : sounds good . john : okay . [ scene_break ] bo : it 's a good thing ron walsh pulled through . daniel : yeah , yeah . he 'll be in excellent health when i prosecute him . bo : daniel , ron walsh ditched the cop that we had tailing him because he thought he was going to get mugged . daniel : maybe he ditched him because he had to strangle madison kensington . bo : no , no , no . look , this killer is methodical . he takes the time to draw little teardrop hearts on his victims ' faces . he leaves a music box as a calling card . [ music box plays ] bo : the guy 's sick . [ scene_break ] troy : you know , i saw my relationship with nora as one of the great love stories of all time . and if i could n't have her , then i wanted us both dead . when i finally snapped , i felt like she betrayed me , like everything was her fault . no other woman wanted me because of nora . she destroyed my life , gabrielle , just like she 's destroying yours . gabrielle : i do n't blame nora . troy : no ? gabrielle : no . troy : why not ? if it was n't for nora , you 'd be with bo right now . gabrielle : no . i do n't know . i 'm not -- i 'm not very clear on what the truth is or is n't . i just -- i just miss my son . troy : i 'm sorry . you and i , gabrielle -- we 've both lost a great deal . [ scene_break ] kelly : dorian , i 'm sorry . i know it 's late , i know you 're tired , but this is important . i mean -- dorian : uh - huh . kelly : we have to make sure that walker and blair stay together as a couple , which means she can never find out that walker is really todd . dorian : honey , if you think your marriage is too fragile to survive blair being available , does n't that tell you something ? kelly : no . no , kevin and i are going to make it . dorian : or you wo n't . is it the end of the world ? [ scene_break ] todd : yeah , tell me who i am . blair : a man who loves me so much that he ca n't stand for me to be in the same room with another man . todd : no , no , the jealousy thing 's history , okay ? drives you crazy , right ? blair : it drove todd crazy , too . i ca n't even count the awful things that he did to me because of jealousy . todd : i 'm not todd . i learned my lesson . never again . blair : you think you can keep your word on that ? todd : absolutely . let 's just go up to bed . blair : you know what ? i 've got a couple of things to do . why do n't you -- why do n't you head up . i 'll be up in a minute . what ? are you jealous of everything that i do ? todd : no , no , of course not . okay , i 'll see you . i 'll see you . blair : okay . i 'll just be a few minutes . i 'm going to lock up , okay ? todd : all right . blair : `` jealous `` wo n't even begin to describe you when i 'm done with you , todd . [ scene_break ] al : all right . john : good deal . you still want that ride home ? al : yeah . marcie : michael ? al : marcie , hi . marcie : hi . al : is he okay ? marcie : yeah , ron 's doing great , thanks to you . i had no idea that he was allergic to shrimp . al : well , allergies can change . you know , he should go and get a full battery of tests done . marcie : right . you know , i wanted to say something to you . john : you know what ? i forgot i actually got someplace i got to be . i 'll catch up with you later . al : right on . marcie : well , you know how you said that we kind of got off on the wrong foot ? al : yeah . marcie : and it kind of got worse after that . al : it definitely did . marcie : well , i watched you save my brother 's life tonight , and i 'll always be grateful for that . [ scene_break ] troy : so , you going to tell bo about our little meeting tonight ? gabrielle : i do n't think he would understand . troy : yeah . probably best to keep it our little secret . it was good seeing you , gabrielle . it was good being able to ask you for your forgiveness . i hope to see you again . [ scene_break ] antonio : hey -- listen , i know it 's tough , but when we get back home , let 's try not to talk about this , okay ? just you and me ? jessica : deal . antonio : let 's get out of here . [ scene_break ] natalie : cristian . john : hey . listen , i was just -- i was driving by , and i did n't know if you had heard . natalie : maddie kensington ? yeah , i heard . john : yeah . listen , this music box killer -- he strikes about every two weeks . but that could all change . you know , we 're talking about a real nut job here , so just be careful . natalie : i 'm always careful . [ scene_break ] kelly : how dare you try and write off my marriage . dorian : i was n't -- i did n't -- [ dorian sighs ] kelly : kevin and i are having a hard time , but my marriage is my life , and this is something we are going to get through . all right ? dorian : yes , of course you will . kelly : unless blair gets greedy and tries to steal my husband . dorian : all right , honey , i 'm really sorry that you 're so upset . kelly : we 're going to make it , dorian , and i am not giving up . dorian : right . right . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] kevin : hello . blair : hi . it 's me , blair . i really need to see you . i was hoping that we could have dinner tomorrow night . kevin : uh -- yeah . i mean , i do n't have my calendar in front of me , but , sure . i mean , if i have anything , i 'll cancel it . what -- what 's this about ? blair : i 'll tell you about it tomorrow . oh . i did n't even know you were there . todd : who were you talking to ? blair : that -- that was dorian . we 're going to have dinner tomorrow night . todd : why ? blair : girl talk . i 'll check the locks , and then i 'll be right up , right ? right up . blair : let the games begin . [ next_on ] natalie : let me guess -- you got jen to go to bed with you . jen : i do n't want you to lose st. james because of me . joey : i wo n't . kelly : all you care about is blair . you are willing to let her destroy everything we 've worked so hard for . todd : did you tell her who i really am ? did you ?
mc & bo continue interviewing marcie . ron is brought in for questioning after he ditches the man they sent to follow him . blair at first wants to shoot todd , but is talked out of it by dorian . professor haver shows up at rodi 's & gives jessica & antonio his opinion on what the killer is like . marcie tells the cops that michael was the one arguing with madison before she died . he 's also brought in for questioning . troy shows up at a bar & runs into gabrielle . he tells her he 's out on a pass & he 's taking meds now . he apologizes for what he did to her . during questioning ron has an allergic reaction to something he ate & michael saves him . blair decides to go back to todd & proceeds to start making him jealous as a revenge scheme . marcie thanks michael for saving her bro 's life . john warns natalie to be careful again . blair sets up a date with kevin while todd listens in .
natalie : what 's in that ? [ scene_break ] marcie : hey . michael : hi . you 're done already ? marcie : yeah . michael : so , how 'd it feel to see your words in print for the first time ? marcie : well , it was amazing . you know what ? enough about me . i could n't stop thinking about you . have you handed in your statement about tico 's death yet ? michael : yeah . marcie : and ? michael : it 's up to the board now . paige : dr. mcbain ? michael : yeah . paige : the board read your statement . michael : and ? paige : they have a few more questions . [ scene_break ] evangeline : hey . john : what are you doing here ? i thought you left already . evangeline : oh , something came up . john : oh . evangeline : look , i know it 's short notice , but i 'm going to todd and blair 's wedding later -- john : their what ? i 'm sorry . evangeline : it 's a long story , and i 'll fill you in on the way there . john : you 'll fill me in on the ride over ? evangeline : yeah . john : i ca n't . i got to go by the hospital . police business . evangeline : oh , you 're questioning jessica ? john : i ca n't remember exactly what it was , but -- look , if you 're free afterwards -- evangeline : well , i 'm free . john : you 're free ? evangeline : i 'm free . john : well , then , afterwards -- [ scene_break ] nora : david , please sit . david : hmm . nora : you 've been charged with accessory to murder , oh , obstruction , hindrance of prosecution . abuse of corpse ? all right , that alone will net you 20 years in prison . i can , however , talk to the d.a . and get him to cut you a deal if you tell me what dorian meant when she said that paul cramer 's murder was all about kelly and ace . dorian : paul used kelly as his personal cash machine . bo : hmm . it was my understanding they barely spoke to each other . dorian : that 's right . bo : then why would kelly give him anything ? was he blackmailing her ? come on , dorian , this is your show . now , what did paul have on kelly ? [ scene_break ] addie : i love weddings . i wish cassie and kelly could be here . blair : i need you to be still , mama . addie : what -- i forget . why is n't dori coming again ? what -- blair : i told you . she -- she had other plans . addie : that 's strange . dori does n't like to miss anything . [ pounding on door ] todd : blair ! blair : go away , todd . addie : no , do n't . it 's bad luck . todd : you going to stay mad at me ? is that what it is ? why do n't you get over it because i thought we were n't going to let anything ruin this day . blair : go away , todd . [ margaret hums `` wedding march `` ] [ captioned by the national captioning institute ] [ scene_break ] adriana : antonio . hey . antonio : hey . adriana : i left you a message about tico 's funeral . i really want you to be there . antonio : i 'm sorry , adriana , i ca n't . adriana : antonio , please . antonio : no . look , how could you ask me to mourn tico after everything he 's done to the people i love ? [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] todd : blair ! blair ? how are we going to get married if you wo n't talk to me ? addie : he 's right , blair . blair : i 'm going to marry him , mama . i just want him to learn a lesson . addie : about what ? blair : that if he marries a cramer , they come as a package . he gets the whole kit and caboodle ! todd : you got to come out of there sometime . addie : you ca n't see the bride before the wedding day . it says so in all the books and movies . todd : the voice of reason . listen , i just want to go in there for a minute to apologize to you . i 'll close my eyes . addie : blair is mad at you . todd : yeah . addie : she says you do n't accept our family . i told her you accept me , but blair said , `` todd knows what i 'm talking about . `` todd : how am i supposed to apologize to her if she wo n't listen ? addie : maybe words are n't enough . at st. ann 's , the sisters always say that you 're judged by your deeds more than words . maybe the words do n't work . maybe you have to do something to show blair how sorry you are . todd : yeah . you 're a genius , addie . addie : i 'm a genius . [ scene_break ] matthew : starr -- starr : hmm ? matthew , i thought i told you not to take a picture of me with my metal mouth ! matthew : starr -- [ scene_break ] cristian : i 'll take that . natalie : thanks . so , what are you reading ? cristian : oh , it 's just a book . nothing , really . natalie : can i see it ? cristian : no . it 's just a bunch of stuff i wrote down when i was gone . natalie : oh , like a journal ? cristian : yeah , yeah , something like that . and , you know , there 's some stuff in there i 'd rather you did n't -- natalie : no . say no more . i understand . i -- i actually was kind of writing in a diary after i thought you were killed , and trust me , i would n't want anyone to see it . you know , i blamed god for everything , and i thought , who would want a god who would take the best thing that ever happened to me away from me ? cristian , i 've changed so much . and i just -- i hope it 's not too much . i hope -- i want to be the same woman that you fell in love with . cristian : well , try not to worry . i mean , we 're a little different . but it 's been a year . natalie : a year from hell . cristian : yeah . yeah , and stuff like that changes people , sometimes for the better , sometimes not . [ scene_break ] adriana : i 'm angry at tico , too , ok ? but we can still pray for his soul . antonio : what soul ? adriana : antonio , we need to do this , ok ? we have to say goodbye together . we 're the only family he left . and we need to call carlotta . antonio : she 's in puerto rico . adriana : well , she 'll be back soon , right ? i mean , we need to tell her about cristian , and -- and what tico did to him . antonio : look , i 'm sorry to disappoint you , adriana , but i wo n't be at the funeral . adriana : well , i 'll be praying for you , as well as for tico . [ scene_break ] jessica : you better go . you 're going to miss the ceremony . viki : you 're sure you do n't want me to stay with you ? jessica : no , no , mom , thanks , not at all . i think i have a better handle on things . viki : ok . antonio will be here soon anyway , ok ? i love you . jessica : love you , too . viki : ok ? jessica : yes . i 'll be fine . thank you . viki : ok . [ scene_break ] john : hey . antonio : you find the killer yet ? john : we 're working on it . antonio : any suspects ? john : hey , take a look around this place . hell , take a look in the mirror . [ scene_break ] nora : david , do i have to remind you about prison life ? the amenities ? the company ? david : i shared a moroccan jail cell with a 300-pound algerian . i nicknamed him tiny . he hit me so hard ; i ca n't say the letter p anymore . nora : would you like to spend the next 20 years telling jokes in statesville ? david : all right , what do you want to know ? dorian : paul tormented kelly . david : every time kelly turned around , paul was asking her for money . she was getting sick of him . we all were . dorian : he said he came up with a scheme where kelly could get custody of ace -- for a price . nora : what did paul know about ace ? david : nothing . paul had something on kevin . bo : what did cramer have on kevin ? dorian : well , if i knew , i would tell you . i most certainly would tell you so that i could get out of that hellhole you call a jail . david : dorian hated paul , but she did n't kill him . nora : why do n't you tell me who did , hmm ? dorian : kevin had motive . or does being the nephew of the police commissioner put you above suspicion ? if you want to find paul 's killer , look to your own family . [ scene_break ] kevin : hey , cristian . how you doing ? it 's good to see you again . i would have stopped by the hospital , but i did n't want to bother you . something wrong ? natalie : kevin , hey . kevin : hey . natalie : how are you ? kevin : oh , i 've been better . natalie : please tell me you 're not here for todd and blair 's wedding . kevin : no , i 'm here for a meeting . natalie : oh , ok . be nice . kevin : of course i 'm going to be -- todd : hey . what are you doing here ? kevin : ok , look , i 'm just passing through . the last person i want to deal with today is you . todd : oh , but you had time to crash the wedding ? that 's great . natalie : ok , guys , please ? kevin : ok , look , as far as i 'm concerned , you and blair can run off to the sunset together and make yourself miserable for the rest of your lives . todd : yeah , and misery loves company . so , what are you doing in town , anyway ? your coup did n't work , apparently . i 'm surprised that your uncle bo 's office has n't arrested you for attempted murder of the governor . kevin : this is juvenile . all right . natalie : i hate it when they do this . kevin : you think you 're going to make it through the end of the ceremony before maybe one of your crimes comes back to haunt you or you have a secret that you 're hiding from blair or my mother , you know , something good and disgusting to help remind them and everybody else who todd manning really is ? todd : yeah , well , i 'm not the only one with secrets , am i , kevin ? remember that . natalie : hey , hey , guys ? hey . go to your corners , ok ? todd : you know , you should stick around , because i think your family 's going to be here . your mom 's going to be here . your son duke 's going to be here . your son ace -- oh , your son ace . poor little thing -- wait a minute -- natalie : ok , guys , stop ! cristian -- cristian : ugh ! natalie : oh , god ! cristian ? kevin : come on . todd : ugh -- ugh -- ugh -- natalie : stop ! [ scene_break ] antonio : do n't you think i could have taken tico out at the tv station if i wanted to ? he died in his sleep . he got off easy . john : you remember your cop days at all ? what do we look for ? we look for motive and opportunity . antonio : and you still got nothing . john : well , sometimes nothing 's something . sometimes nothing 's a real cool hand . think about what i 've been saying . i 'll see you around . [ scene_break ] paige : they want to see you first thing tomorrow . michael : well , i do n't know why . i put everything that happened that night into my report -- every detail . paige : i told you , tico santi was a high - profile patient . look , michael , this is n't unusual . everything is going to be all right . excuse me . marcie : uh - huh . see ? michael , she said everything is going to be ok . michael : yeah , i know . what i want to know is why the hospital is more concerned about their reputation than they are about the fact that we lost a patient on our watch . john : hey . michael : hey . john : you got a minute ? marcie : hi . you know what ? i 'll be in with jessica , ok ? michael : yeah . marcie : see you later . john : thanks , marcie . i got a few questions about tico santi 's murder . michael : yeah , well , get in line . [ scene_break ] marcie : hey . that 's great news . i know you 're going to be glad to get out of here tomorrow . jessica : yeah , well , i 'm going to miss todd and blair 's wedding , but -- marcie : oh , i 'm sorry . jessica : hey , there 's going to be another wedding on the horizon soon , right ? marcie : well , actually , things got a little messed up . jessica : oh , no . what happened ? i thought that you were sure that mike was going to pop the question . marcie : well , he was but , you know , he 's just had a lot of things on his mind and we 've both been busy . just do n't mention anything , ok ? jessica : marcie , what 's wrong ? marcie : well , i kind of need a little favor . jessica : sure . anything . marcie : well , you know , michael just feels really guilty about tico 's death . jessica : marcie , that was n't his fault . marcie : no , no , i know , but he 's never lost a patient before , and i was kind of wondering if maybe you would be willing , you know , just to say something to him , tell him that tico 's death was n't his fault , you know , that whoever pulled the plug was . i just -- i really know that it would mean a lot coming from you . [ scene_break ] john : slow down . the hospital 's going to do what ? michael : if this santi thing gets ugly , the hospital needs somebody to take the fall . that 's me . john : michael , why do n't you let me talk to them ? michael : no , johnny , johnny , do n't do that , all right ? john : no , i feel like there 's -- paige : dr. mcbain , could you check on mrs. elliot in 404 ? john : we 'll finish this later ? michael : yeah . john : ok . paige : anything i can do for you , detective ? john : yeah . you can tell the hospital board my brother had nothing to do with what went down with tico santi . paige : look , they just have a few more questions . john : that was our fault . there was a security breach . michael worked like hell to save tico 's life . paige : and i 'm sure they 're going to take all of that into account . anything else ? john : well , now that you mention it , is jessica buchanan -- is she strong enough for me to ask her a few questions ? paige : look , five minutes , ok , and no more . and if she gets agitated , i want you out of there . john : i understand . thank you . hi . jessica : oh , hey . john : you up for answering a few questions ? marcie : yeah , i 'll see you later . remember what we talked about , ok ? jessica : promise . marcie : thanks . jessica : ok . marcie : bye . john : bye , marcie . you feeling any better ? jessica : i guess . john : ok . jess , you know why i 'm here . it 's not my favorite assignment , but i got to find tico 's killer . jessica : i do n't remember anything that happened that night . john : all right , well , maybe you can just give it a try , you know ? now that you 're off the medication , maybe something will come back to you . so maybe you could just think back to that night . what happened right before you fainted ? what 'd you see ? [ scene_break ] viki : stop it ! stop it now ! stop it ! duke : what 's going on ? viki : let him go ! natalie : yeah , your -- your dad and todd are taking swings at each other . todd : viki , he attacked me . viki : go and get ready . todd : oh , i got to -- viki : you 're getting married in a few hours . todd : i got to -- viki : you better not be late for your own wedding . get out of here ! todd : ah , i 'll be there . viki : go ! natalie : maybe we should go upstairs and get changed . cristian : yeah . natalie : thanks . duke : what was that all about ? kevin : it was just todd being todd . duke : and you being you ? adriana : maybe we should go upstairs and see if blair needs any help . viki : kevin , kevin , what are you doing here ? kevin : i have a meeting . viki : ok . are you going to leave immediately after the meeting ? i mean , why do you even want to be at this wedding ? kevin : i do n't , all right ? viki : honey , i know you 're upset . i know -- i know you miss your family and you miss ace , and i suspect you even miss kelly , but , darling , you 've got to control yourself . [ scene_break ] matthew : starr , i told you i was going to make you look great in those pictures . starr : how are you going to do that ? adriana : hey , starr , what 's wrong ? matthew : starr got braces , and now she thinks she 's ugly . duke : no , i think you look great . adriana : me , too . starr : you guys are just saying that to make me feel better . but i know what i look like . adriana : hey , hey , hey , hey ! come back here . starr : what ? you do n't even understand . look at you . you 're beautiful . adriana : hey , i had braces , ok , headgear even . and you know what ? the thing is nobody noticed them as much as i did . starr : i just do n't want to ruin my mom and dad 's pictures . adriana : you 'll only ruin them if you 're not in them . blair : ok , mama , the caterer and the flowers are all set , but i have to remember to tell the photographer not to take a picture of starr while she 's smiling . addie : starr does n't like her new braces . blair : no , she does n't . starr : let 's get this show on the road . addie : hi , starr . starr : hey , grandma . where 's the dress ? blair : well , there 's been a slight change of plans . [ starr gasps ] starr : mom , this is the most beautiful dress in the world . blair : well , the most beautiful dress for the most beautiful maid of honor . starr : maid of honor ? blair : yeah ! starr : me ? blair : yeah ! [ starr gasps ] starr : oh , i ca n't believe it ! this is going to be the best wedding you and dad ever had . margaret : i 'm so happy i could cry . oh , no , do n't run your mascara . you have to be perfect . everything has to be perfect . and just to make sure -- [ scene_break ] dorian : bo , if i knew something , anything , i would tell you . my niece is getting married tonight . i mean , do n't you think i would -- what -- bo : hi . nora : any luck ? bo : just some cock - and - bull story about paul cramer blackmailing kevin . nora : oh , same here . they got their stories worked out . bo : yeah . jerry , can you come in ? would you escort the prisoners back to their cells , please ? jerry : you heard the commissioner . dorian : yes . i just hope that the commissioner heard me . nora : you do n't think they did it , do you ? bo : they 're hiding something , though , but it 's not paul cramer 's murder . nora : ok , so it 's not david and dorian , rex or r.j. that leaves jen or lindsay ? bo : maybe . damn , you know what ? if colson insists on prosecuting dorian , my hands are tied . legally , i ca n't even look at another suspect . nora : well , maybe i can talk to him , and if you make a good case , maybe he 'll drop the charges against dorian and david . bo : find him . nora : i 've been trying to all day . bo : well , i 'm going to reopen this investigation tonight . and if the district attorney stands in my way , i 'll hold a press conference . nora : oh , bo , come on . bo : no , no , no , i 'm serious . i 'll tell them that i feel the killer is still at large , and then daniel will be stuck with all the questions . nora : well , maybe i can find a way to answer all the questions . [ scene_break ] adriana : what are you doing ? oh , wow , that 's amazing . matthew : it 's for starr . she 's my best friend , even if she is a girl . [ scene_break ] evangeline : natalie , hi . natalie : hi . you look beautiful . evangeline : yeah , you look absolutely beautiful . natalie : thank you . where 's john ? evangeline : working . where else ? cristian : i ca n't believe you kept this . i have n't worn this since -- natalie : our wedding ? cristian : right . natalie : how about you recite those beautiful vows that you wrote ? cristian : later , when we 're alone . ok ? natalie : ok . cristian : i have this headache that 's killing me . natalie : oh , well , i just got you some aspirin . cristian : thanks . natalie : mm - hmm . cristian : i 'll get some water . [ scene_break ] john : you were in the hallway right outside tico 's room . now , did you see someone go in ? was there someone in there when you arrived ? jessica : john , i do n't know , ok ? i ca n't remember . john : i know you saw something that night , jessica . jessica : who told you that ? john : does n't matter how i know . what 's important is that you try to remember what you saw . jessica : i ca n't . john : just try . jessica : john , i ca n't , ok ? i ca n't remember ! i 'm sorry , but i ca n't ! michael : that 's enough , john . john : yeah . if you do remember something , will you give me a call ? thank you . jessica : thank you . michael : oh . no problem . it 's my job . you feeling ok ? jessica : yeah , thanks . you were on duty the night that tico died ? michael : yeah . jessica : it was n't your fault . i do n't blame you for what happened , so please do n't blame yourself . michael : thanks . it means a lot . hey . marcie : hey ! well , you 're in a better mood . michael : yeah , i am . listen , i got rounds . marcie : ok . michael : see you later ? marcie : mm - hmm . antonio : i understand you 're getting out soon . jessica : tomorrow . antonio : you do n't seem too happy . jessica : john was just here . he was asking me questions about that night , and i do n't know what to tell him . antonio : well , according to john , i 'm his prime suspect . jessica : or was it you , antonio ? did you kill tico ? [ scene_break ] bo : are you sure you want to do this ? because if colson does n't agree , it 's going to cause problems -- professional and personal . nora : it 's the right thing to do . i 'm going to go sign the order to drop the charges against dorian and david right now . todd : i need your help . bo : well , this ought to be interesting . todd : blair and i are getting married tonight , and dorian has to be there . bo : dorian has been arrested for first - degree murder . todd : yeah , that 's fine . i mean , as far as i 'm concerned , you can have her , but blair wants her there , so -- listen , you know , this is one of the most unselfish things i 've ever done , so if you could support me in this , i 'd appreciate it . bo : well , as it turns out , we 're releasing dorian . todd : you are ? bo : mm - hmm . todd : ok . nora : and if you promise to leave us alone , she 'll be there in time for the wedding . todd : perfect . that was easy . i guess i better tell blair i 'm getting married . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] blair : who is it ? viki : it 's viki . blair : ah . come in , viki . viki : hey . no entourage ? blair : oh , starr took mama down to get something to eat -- viki : oh . blair : and , actually , i could use a little quiet time . viki : you miss dorian ? blair : yes , i do . viki : yeah . blair : i wish that she could be here , but i know she hates todd . and i wish cassie and kelly could be here , but then they 're not in his fan club either . viki : no , but i think it takes a kind of a special , unique person to understand todd . blair : like you . viki : like you . i 'm delighted you two are getting back together again . and i 'm delighted that we 're going to be family again . blair : me , too . viki : good . blair : and this time , viki , this marriage is going to last forever . i can promise you that . [ scene_break ] starr : matthew , i changed my mind . matthew : about what ? starr : i figure that my parents wo n't really care if look like a geek in their pictures , but they 'll be really upset if i do n't smile . so i figure i will , you know , take pictures and smile . i just will never look at the pictures for the rest of my life . matthew : look , i 've got to show you something . look , no braces . starr : oh , my god , matthew ! it 's me -- it 's myself without braces ! oh , my god , matthew , you 're the best ! [ scene_break ] john : hey . natalie : hey . you look nice . john : really ? i feel ridiculous . but , well , evangeline invited me to the wedding and all , so -- natalie : hungry ? john : ok . how 's cris doing ? natalie : he 's ok . he 's getting some headaches . he 's also feeling really uncomfortable around a lot of people . john : well , it 's pretty understandable . he 's been through a lot . you two will make it through . natalie : thanks for understanding . john : yeah . evangeline : hey . i thought we were n't getting together till after the wedding . john : i decided i did n't want to wait that long . get a drink ? evangeline : yeah . john : see you . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] todd : hey . viki : hey . todd : decided to stick around , huh ? viki : i did n't really want to miss this . todd : could you -- viki : sure . todd : thanks . viki : actually , i came to wish you luck . todd : you think i need it ? viki : i think everyone needs it . but let me tell you something . this is a good one . you 're getting married without plotting or scheming . you love each other , and that 's enough . todd : it 's not a done deal yet . [ scene_break ] adriana : ok . so we know you do n't want a traditional wedding -- blair : yeah . adriana : but we thought some traditions would be ok . blair : ok . starr : mm - hmm . this is something borrowed . it 's my good - luck rubber salamander . i do n't need him right now . blair : oh , i 'm going to keep him in a very safe place . thank you , sweetheart . addie : i made you something blue . blair : oh , mama , it 's -- it 's beautiful . thank you . adriana : and my mother wanted you to have this -- something old . blair : what -- [ blair gasps ] blair : oh -- addie : that was dori 's when she was a little girl . blair : oh , let me open it up . ah . look at that ! my two heroes ! thank you , sweetheart . adriana : of course . blair : thank you , mama . starr : oh , my god ! it 's almost time ! [ scene_break ] viki : todd , you got what you wanted , you know . blair loves you ; she believes in you . now you have to believe in yourself and you 'll be all right . todd : that 's what i keep telling myself , but this little voice in my head tells me i 'm going to screw it up again . viki : oh , well , why do n't you tell that damn voice to take a hike , huh ? todd : victoria , such language . viki : you can do this , you know , todd . this time try and make it last . blair : how do i look ? margaret : beautiful . oh . i am such a blushing bride . hmm . blair : okey - dokey . adriana : ok , here we go . oops . sorry . blair : oh , it 's so pretty ! adriana : oh , that 's perfect . blair : you 're my sweet girl . hmm . starr : i ca n't wait till the wedding . [ knock on door ] blair : oh , this better be my flowers . i need my bouquet . it 's you . dorian : blair ! oh , darling ! oh , you look so beauti -- blair : look at the gang ! dorian : oh ! is this my family ? you look gorgeous ! addie : dori , you made it ! dorian : yes , of course . i would n't let anything in the world keep me way . blair -- blair : you look beautiful . dorian : oh -- oh -- [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] michael : hey , hey , marcie . marcie : hey ! michael : did you tell jessica to talk to me ? marcie : well , no , not -- not exactly , michael . what happened was -- michael : damn it , marcie . listen , you ca n't go around fixing all my problems for me all the time , ok ? marcie : listen , i was just trying to help , michael . she came in and -- michael : yeah , well , do me a favor -- do n't . [ scene_break ] antonio : i already told john i did n't do it . jessica : that 's not what i asked you , antonio . did you kill tico ? paige : hey . i 'm sorry , but visiting hours are over . antonio : we 'll talk tomorrow ? and maybe we can talk about the future instead of the past ? doctor . paige : i 'm sorry detective mcbain upset you earlier . you are still recovering . as soon as you get home , things are going to be much clearer . tico 's voice : you know who killed me , my beautiful bride . jessica : what am i going to do ? [ scene_break ] matthew : so she thinks she 's ugly now because she has braces , so i had to paint her braces off . viki : that 's so sweet . [ scene_break ] john : maybe you can tell me again what the hell we 're doing here . evangeline : well , todd 's my client , and i really like blair . it 's fun to get dressed up . john : no , it 's not . evangeline : how 's jessica doing ? john : what do you say we do n't talk about work tonight ? evangeline : that 's a very good idea . [ scene_break ] david : viki , am i too late ? viki : you 're out ? david : well , they dropped the charges , naturally . viki : oh , is dorian free , too ? david : yeah , she 's upstairs with blair right now . viki : excellent . david : it 'll probably be a little while , so may i have the honor of showing you in ? viki : oh , you must be joking . david : viki , it 's traditional for the fiancé of the bride 's aunt to escort the half sister of the groom into the ceremony . [ scene_break ] kevin : do n't let my wife out of your sight . you understand me ? you call me as soon as she finds ace . i do n't care which mother you 're with , ace . i 'm bringing you home . [ scene_break ] blair : thank you so much for this . addie : i 'll make you some more . dorian : no , that 's fine , addie . anyway , bo implied that i was going to be there for the duration , and then suddenly he released me . addie : todd made him do it . dorian : what ? addie : blair was mad at todd because he said something mean about you . and blair would n't believe he was sorry , so he got you out of jail to prove it . hmm . dorian : what did he say ? blair : it does n't matter what he said . what matters is that you are here and that i am going to marry todd manning , and this time it 's going to last forever , dorian . [ scene_break ] todd : what do you want ? margaret : well , we 're getting married tonight . todd : you and i are ? oh , that 's funny . i did n't know . i thought i was marrying blair tonight . margaret : oh , no . she 's all wrong for you . we were meant to be together . todd : oh , i see . margaret : hmm . todd : but i think blair 's not going to deal with that very well . margaret : oh . well , i 'm prepared for that . todd : ok , margaret , the costume party 's over . i think i 'm going to call the cops on you . margaret : oh , no , do n't do that , todd ! look , we 're just going to go to our special place . we 'll be happy . you 'll see . todd : you 're not going to shoot me , margaret . [ next_on ] antonio : do you really think i did this ? adriana : cristian ? do you remember me ? blair : well , i 'm just waiting for todd so we can go down together .
at the reception hall for blair and todd 's wedding . natalie sees christian with a little notebook . he refuses to let her see it . he does n't remember kevin , the suit he wore for his wedding , or his wedding vows . todd taunts kevin and viki has to stop the fight . she tells todd to go get ready so he wo n't be late for his wedding . bo and nora question dorian and david . they get basically the same story from them and decide that they were n't paul 's killers , so they decide to drop the charges . nora is unable to find daniel to discuss it with him and takes the responsibility for it . adriana tries to convince antonio to go to tico 's funeral . antonio refuses . at the hospital , dr. miller tells michael that the board has more questions for him about mr. santi 's death . marcie asks jessica to tell michael that it was n't his fault that tico died . michael is thrilled when jess talks to him , but is really upset to find that marcie asked her to . john tries to question jess about tico 's death , but she insists she ca n't remember the details . dr. miller asks john to leave when jessica gets upset . antonio tells her that once she gets out of the hospital everything will be ok . starr is upset about her braces and refuses to have any pictures taken where she is smiling . matthew surprises her by taking a picture and editing out the braces . she is happy to find that she 'll be able to be in her parents wedding pictures without the `` metal mouth `` showing and gives matt a big hug . natalie and john share some tense moments while waiting for their partners to go into the wedding . evangeline and john go around the corner and kiss . natalie looks on and john looks over at her after he kisses evangeline . as blair , addie , adriana , and starr get ready for the wedding they are ecstatic to see dorian on the doorstep . addie is convinced that todd was the one that convinced bo to let dorian come to the wedding . as they finish their final preparations , todd is surprised to see margaret on his doorstep all decked out in a wedding gown . as he tries to tell her that blair wo n't be too happy , margaret pulls a gun out of her bridal bouquet and shoots todd in the leg .
todd : what you just said there . blair : what about it ? todd : i think you meant `` loved `` -- with a `` d `` at the end . blair : i know exactly what i meant . you know , todd , when we got married this last time , it may have been for other reasons . but when i took those vows that day , i meant it , it was real . i love you . i always have and i always will . in all these years , you did n't know that ? well , now you do . and you know what ? if the fact that my love for you and those two beautiful children in there love you is n't enough reason for you to stick around , then you know what ? maybe you should go . [ scene_break ] dorian : there is only one david vickers . david : actually , there are six david vickers in the united states , and four across the pond with bank accounts exceeding $ 3 million -- not that i would ever take advantage of a mistaken identity . dorian : you see ? your style , your wit -- those are two things a buchanan man would n't know if it was branded on his butt . know how to appreciate the best things in life . but i did . i still do . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] starr : come in . langston : hey . starr : hey . did markko find cole ? langston : no . i have n't heard from him , i 've been unpacking . starr : you like your room okay ? langston : yeah , it 's great . starr : good . langston : are you worried about cole being out there all by himself ? starr : yeah . i just -- i want to send him a text , but i just do n't want to send him , you know , the wrong message . langston : `` the wrong message `` ? starr : well , with everything that 's going on right now , i -- the whole situation -- he lost both of his parents -- what -- i 'm sorry , i really do n't know what i 'm doing right now . langston : no -- you were just thinking about cole and what he 's going through . you love him , you should be thinking about him . starr : but the thing is , is that i usually always talk things over with you , langston . but right now in this situation , i do n't want to say anything that might remind you of -- no , i 'm really sorry . i just -- i just do n't know what to say right now . langston : it 's okay . i mean , just -- cole 's out there walking by himself because he ca n't do what i did . he ca n't just pretend that his mom did n't die . everyone he sees , everyone he talks to knows that he 's all alone right now . starr : how am i supposed to help him ? langston : you 're asking the wrong person . i did n't know how to deal with it when my parents died . cole probably does n't , either . [ scene_break ] cole : get out of my way , john ; i do n't want to hurt you . john : then do n't . cole : i have to do this ! john : then you 'll have to shoot me first , cole . cole : john , please , get out of my way ! please ! miles : cole , what are you doing ? [ scene_break ] marcie : gigi , i 'm scared . gigi : it 's , uh -- it 's probably just noelle . i told her that you 're starting tomorrow and she 's dying to meet you . marcie : yeah , but she would just show up like this ? michael : hello ? marcie : oh , my god . gigi : yeah , that definitely is n't noelle . marcie : no , it 's my husband ! [ scene_break ] roxy : so , angela , the only reason that my friend did what he did is because that psycho , spencer truman , was blackmailing him . rex : hey , rox , almost done ? roxy : yeah , this is my last appointment . oh , rex , this is angela . angela , this is my son , rex . rex : pleasure 's all mine . look , i want you to help me figure out what to get adriana for christmas . roxy : well , money 's not bad . rex : and personal , too . roxy : you know , i 'm rather surprised you 're even here asking me that . rex : it beats sitting home all day worrying about where michael is . roxy : hey , stop laying it on miles . miles is the guy that i 'm talking about ; trust me , honey ; he 's a really nice guy . rex : so -- whoa ! i did n't know hair came in that many colors . roxy : uh -- yeah . angela : what have you done to my hair ? roxy : uh -- well , huh , nothing that ca n't be fixed . [ scene_break ] cole : john , i did n't mean to . ramsey : `` he did n't mean to . `` john : hey -- hey , listen , take it easy . listen , you got to help me get laurence . ramsey : laurence is dead in the water . he did it , he 's running away . you are on your own . john : hey -- hey , ramsey ! laurence , let me tell you something -- when i get in there , you better be alive when i get there . [ scene_break ] michael : hello ? marcie : what am i going to do ? what am i going to do ? gigi : you 're not going to panic . are you sure the man at the door is your husband ? michael : is anybody there ? marcie : yes , that 's definitely him ! look , what if he 's not alone , okay ? what if todd 's with him ? what if the police are with him ? gigi : they would 've already busted down the door . here , take tommy into the bathroom . i 'll figure something out . marcie : no , no , i got to get out of here ! gigi : where are you going to go , marcie ? we got to think . okay , he did n't say your name or tommy 's , right ? marcie : right . gigi : okay . what would michael do if he knew for sure the two of you were in here ? marcie : if he knew for sure ? gigi : yeah . marcie : he 'd break down that door . gigi : okay , then we 're just going to keep our mouths shut and wait till he gives up and walks way , just like todd manning did . marcie : okay . michael : hello , is anybody there ? tommy : dada . michael : tommy ? marcie , i heard that . [ scene_break ] dorian : i was a fool to ever let you go . david : you 're not going to get all sentimental on me , are you ? dorian : it 's just when you hear about the passing of somebody as young as marty was , you ca n't help but examine your own life . david : i guess . dorian : and then you walked in . and i could n't help thinking about all the good times we had together , and we did have some good times , did n't we ? david : let 's see -- the kitchen counter comes to mind . dorian : david -- i was just so hurt and angry when i let you go . david : did you receive an extra - large bump on your head when you were mowed over by that car at rancho buchanan ? dorian : no , just a little old average bump . david : well , i thought maybe you 're acting a little loony , and that 's why you 're being so nice to me . dorian : i 'm always nice to you . i have never been more myself than i am at this moment . david : good for you . why ? dorian : well , is n't that obvious ? you 're here . [ scene_break ] blair : your turn to talk . todd : i do n't know what to say . blair : oh , it 's pretty simple , todd -- you either tell me whether you 're staying or you 're going . todd : it 's really not that simple , blair . you make it sound like it is , but it is n't . blair : well , i 'll make it simpler for you -- i 'll go back inside . either you show up or you do n't . todd : hey , wait , wait , wait . the thing is -- blair : what ? todd : the thing is -- the hell with it . todd : blair -- blair : i do n't feel like talking . todd : so we 're just going to stand here like this ? blair : you hate it ? todd : i just do n't understand . blair : todd , what we do -- we mess up things when we start talking . you know , everything 's all great and good , and then one of us opens our big mouths and hurts somebody . they get mad , and then -- you know , it gets all messed up and we never can get back to where it was . todd : this is nice , not talking like this . blair : okay , you know what ? let 's not talk for one whole minute and just hold each other . okay ? todd : okay . blair : todd ? todd : i thought you said a minute . [ scene_break ] david : hmm . well , that certainly was -- dorian : yes , it certainly was . [ david and dorian chuckle ] dorian : we should have a party . david : just the two of us ? dorian : no , a big party . we should throw a big party . david : what 's the occasion ? is it my birthday ? no . let 's say it 's my birthday . dorian : we 'll wait a suitable amount of time , but this town has had enough tragedy , and the truth is we will be celebrating you and me . david : we will be ? dorian : yes -- we both managed to rid ourselves of boring , stifling relationships that were dragging us down . david : i will drink to that . dorian : yes , yes . everyone will find out that dorian and david are back . [ glasses clink ] dorian : and even our detractors will find out they can not keep us down . david : sort of an `` up yours `` party , right ? dorian : crude , but that 's exactly what i had in mind . david : yeah , there 's a few people i 'd like to invite to that kind of party . dorian : hmm -- if only viki were n't out of town . [ dorian chuckles ] david : she could serve the chicken - fried steak . dorian : what ? david : never mind . there 's sort of an overall problem with the concept of this party . dorian : what 's that ? david : well , people might get the wrong idea . dorian : oh , please ! i do n't intend to be subtle . david : nevertheless , people are n't going to think that dorian and david are just back in business . if you and i throw a party together , they 're going to think that we 're actually back together . [ scene_break ] starr : i really do think that i should call him . i should see if he 's okay . langston : no , starr . he said he wanted some time alone . starr : well , i 've said a lot of things in the past and i mean the exact opposite . langston : where 's he even going to go ? starr : i do n't know , he could be anywhere right now , langston . that 's why -- langston : no , no . i mean , where 's he going to live , now that his mom -- starr : oh , my gosh , i did n't even think about that ! i 'm such an idiot ! langston : no , you 're not -- starr : no , i am an idiot . langston : you 're not an idiot , okay ? it 's really hard to wrap your head around what cole 's going through right now . starr : but those are the questions that i should be thinking about . i should be thinking about `` where is he going to live ? `` he does n't have any relatives , so who is he going to stay with ? who 's going to pay for him ? langston : stop . i hate to admit it , but he needs an adult . he needs your aunt dorian . starr : no , he needs his mom , langston . he does , and now she 's gone . langston : starr , listen to me . you and cole and markko and your aunt dorian -- you 're what made the difference for me , and that 's what 's going to make the difference for cole . he knows he has good friends and a lot of people who care about him . and you -- he has you . and when he 's ready , cole will come back . [ scene_break ] john : laurence ! john : damn , laurence , you ca n't be dead . i 'm not going to let you die . [ scene_break ] michael : i know you 're in there , marcie . gigi : guess we got to go to plan b . marcie : which is ? michael : marcie , please , i love you . just open the door and we can figure all this out , okay ? marcie , i 'm alone . no one knows i 'm here . we do n't have to involve anybody else , okay , just the three of us . i 'm not moving , marcie . i 'm not going anywhere until you open this door and let me see you and tommy . gigi : what 's all the commotion out here ? michael : i 'm looking for gigi 's friend . gigi : [ texas accent ] then you 'd be done looking . michael : you know gigi ? gigi : would n't be her friend if i did n't , would i ? whom i looking at ? michael : my name 's michael mcbain . moe and noelle from the cafe across the street -- they sent me over here . gigi : why would they do that ? michael : look , i 'm sorry to bother you . i really thought you were somebody else . gigi : honey , sometimes i wish i was . michael : i did n't catch your name . gigi : did n't throw it . michael : i am looking for my wife and son . i have got to find them , and i really thought for a minute -- gigi : name 's sally ann , mister , and you know what ? i 'm the only one that 's here . michael : i heard a child 's voice say `` daddy . `` gigi : that was me sang `` dagnabit , `` because i was trying to get some sleep , then someone started banging on my door and would n't stop . michael : i was so sure . gigi : yeah , well , folks hear what they want to hear . michael : moe and noelle said you have a son ? gigi : did they give you my shoe size and social security number , too ? michael : is he here ? gigi : no , he 's -- uh -- over at gigi 's . and i feel for you , mister , but i 'm hard - pressed to understand why my business is any of yours . michael : well , can you at least tell me if you have seen my wife and son ? you 're lying to me . they were here . [ scene_break ] dorian : and what would be so bad about people thinking we 're back together ? david : people , or one person in particular ? dorian : i do n't care what that two - timing cowboy thinks . david : obviously not . but he just might get the absolute wrong impression . dorian : which would be ? david : that you and i were back together simply because you were trying to prove to him that you were over him , when , in fact , you 're not . dorian : but that 's preposterous . oh , i -- i am so over that double - dealing don juan . david : then why did you kiss me ? you do n't really want me . dorian : oh . now you 're going to tell me what i want and do n't want ? david : dorian , i 'm the guy that you slept with in texas to get even with clint . i 'm the same guy that you kissed because nora rubbed your nose in the fact that you 're not going to get him back . clint may have broken your heart , but that does n't mean that i 'm going to let you settle for me . [ scene_break ] blair : you can relax now . todd : was that a minute ? blair : longest minute in your life . todd : have i done something wrong ? blair : no , todd , it was perfect . you want to go back inside ? todd : no -- dorian 's in there . blair : it 's her house . todd : so she keeps reminding me . you know what i wish ? blair : what ? todd : well , i wish a lot of things , but right now i wish that you and i and starr and jack were back living in the penthouse where we belong . blair : you just ca n't handle dorian . todd : i can handle dorian . i ca n't stand dorian . blair : why do you let her under your skin ? todd : oh , yeah , like you do n't ? blair : i do n't . todd : yeah . the minute we walk back in there , you 're going to act all guilty the minute she sees us . blair : we 're two consenting adults . todd : does n't make any difference . she 's going to see us and know something happened between us and she 's going to start in on us . blair : ignore her . todd : yeah , like she could be ignored . blair : well , what do you want to do ? want to go back in or -- todd : no , no , no , let 's -- let 's stay out . let 's finish this . blair : `` finish `` ? todd : yeah , you told me how you felt , and you asked me how i felt . blair : yeah ? todd : i think you deserve an answer . [ scene_break ] langston : coles strong . he 'll be okay . you know , why do n't we just wait up until he calls ? starr : you would n't mind ? langston : no , of course not . i 'm going to go say good night to your aunt dorian , okay ? starr ? it 's going to be okay . starr : oh , let 's see . starr : cole ? oh , my god ! cole , what are you doing ? here , i 'll help you . cole , are you okay ? come here ! oh , my gosh , i was so worried about you ! where have you been ? why did you have to sneak in ? cole : i did n't want anyone to see me , all right ? i 'm in big trouble , starr . [ scene_break ] roxy : at least let me wash this mask off , okay ? and , you know , maybe i should do color on the other side over here . you know , those colors -- they are really in style this season , and , you know , you 'll get a lot of attention ! the way a bad nose job gets . rex : i should 've kept my mouth shut roxy : and i should 've put a sock in it . i was so distracted , i put those hideous colors in there . oh , man . oh , i was talking too much about miles . rex : i noticed . roxy : you know , i 'm just worried about what 's going to happen to the poor guy . i mean , he 's finally getting his act together , and then his ex - wife has to get whacked in iran ? rex : ireland . roxy : did n't i say that ? what 's going to happen to the poor guy ? rex : marty 's kid is the one that you should be worried about . miles is a big boy , he 'll be okay . roxy : look , you do n't know him like i do . he is sentimentally and sensitively challenged . rex : you 've known the guy for about 2 1/2 minutes . roxy : yeah , but we had a lot of quality time doing that community service crap , and , you know , we worked very hard on having a -- a meaningful relationship as acquaintances . rex : if you say so . roxy : now , listen , i know that he truly loved his ex - wife , and the fact that she got burned and blown up -- he 's going to need to talk to somebody about his feelings . rex : and you think you should be the one to help him ? roxy : yeah , well , you know , all my customers say that talking to me is as good as talking to a shrink . in fact , more than one of them has said that i am totally certifiable . rex : hmm . and while you 're helping miles with his feelings , what about yours ? roxy : my what ? rex : your feelings for him . mom , you 're crazy about the guy . [ scene_break ] michael : i 've had enough of this crap . gigi : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? michael : this is my son 's shirt . where is he ? gigi : that is my son 's shirt . and if you do n't want me to call the police right now -- michael : you see this stain ? you see this stain ? this is marinara sauce . he got it all over him one night at dinner , and i never heard the end of it . marcie tried to get the stain out , but no amount of washing would work . gigi : look , i 'm real sorry for your loss -- michael , was it ? but you 're barking up the wrong tree here . um -- if you would look at the tag , i highly doubt they only shipped one of these over from china . michael : but the stain -- gigi : yeah , well , you 'd think my boy is half italian by the way he loves that stuff . he just has n't exactly figured out how to push those noodles michael : i 'm sorry , i know this sounds crazy . gigi : well , what you sound like is a man who misses his wife and kid so much , he sees them every which way he turns . michael : i was so sure . gigi : um -- ahem -- if you do n't mind saying , what made all this happen ? michael : i did what i swore i 'd never do and i lied to my wife . i made her think that she could n't trust me , so she ran away and she took our son . gigi : i 'm sorry . michael : i 'm sorry , too . because of me , marcie 's in trouble . she and tommy are out there all alone . and i do n't know if i 'll ever see them again . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , you were totally blindsided when you found out about marty 's death . and , you know , you do n't have to talk about anything until you 're ready to deal with it . todd : no , i owe you an answer . blair : no , you do n't . i was freaking out because you said you were going to walk away from us , and i said a lot of things i probably should n't have . todd : well , that 's okay . blair : it 's not okay . when i heard about marty , i looked up and i saw cole 's face , knowing that he would -- he would never see his mother again . and then i thought of you and i thought , well -- i wanted to tell you how i felt , because i -- i -- i do n't know what 's going to happen . todd : okay . i know . blair : i ca n't even pretend to know what -- what you must feel about this situation with marty , and i do n't want you to just say things to me because i feel like i 've twisted your arm into saying it , okay ? todd : you 'd -- you 'd like to hear it in the -- the cold , hard light of day ? blair : i want to hear it when all of this is behind us . you know where you can find me . todd : oh , yes . [ blair chuckles ] todd : i 'm not going to lose track of you . can we go in ? i 'm starting to freeze my ass off now . blair : you bet . [ scene_break ] dorian : `` settle for you `` ? oh , my dear , darling david , what has happened to your self - esteem ? david : i do n't have a problem with my self - esteem . if i were a woman , i 'd be on the prowl for me . dorian : oh , so this is n't a self - esteem problem ? david : dorian , we have been forced together , thrown together , and even chosen to be together , but the final result -- it 's always the same . dorian : but this is different . david : because we 'd be getting together for revenge ? dorian : you make it sound as if we 're nothing to each other . david : no , we both know that 's not true , but maybe we 're better off as friends . dorian : with benefits ? david : the benefits are the best part . [ dorian squeals ] [ david and dorian chuckle ] blair : oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh -- what is going on ? david : that 's another reason this would never work out . a little too crowded for naked tai chi . [ scene_break ] cole : it was n't my fault , all right ? starr : well , what did you do ? did -- did you do something ? i -- i want to help you . cole : you ca n't help me ! no one can ! starr : but i love you , cole ! just please tell me where you went tonight . cole : i -- i had to get out of there . i could n't stand the way everybody was looking at me , feeling sorry for me , so i walked -- i do n't even know where i was walking to . i just -- just walked . i was -- ended up down by the river , down by the docks , and -- and that 's when i heard them . starr : you heard who ? cole : i do n't know -- i could n't tell at first because they -- it was so far away , but -- but then i got closer and i could hear it was john 's voice . starr : john mcbain ? cole : yeah , he was -- he was fighting with another guy . starr : who , who ? cole : i do n't know -- it was the guy that -- it was the f.b.i . agent that went with him to ireland . starr : what were they -- okay , what -- what were they fighting about ? cole : i do n't know -- i -- i could n't tell at first . i was -- the one guy had his gun out , and then -- and then they were screaming at each other , and then -- and then -- and then i -- the closer i got , i could understand what they were saying , and john said it . he -- he -- starr : what did he say ? cole , what did he say ? cole : he said he killed her . he said -- he said the other guy killed my mom . starr : the f.b.i . agent ? but -- but , cole , you said that that was an accident . cole : yeah , he 's the one that caused the accident ! he shot the tires out on the van ! that 's how he killed my mom ! [ scene_break ] john : laurence ! laurence ! [ john grunts ] [ scene_break ] roxy : and contrary to what you think , i do n't have a thing for miles laurence , and even if i did , nothing 's going to happen between the two of us . rex : why not ? roxy : because he 's mitch laurence 's brother , that 's why not ! rex : mitch is dead . roxy : not in here , he 's not . he 's still a psycho in my nightmares . rex : okay , so he has an evil brother . what else is wrong with him ? roxy : i never said anything was wrong with him . rex : something 's keeping you apart . roxy : you . you 're what 's keeping us apart . you keep on putting him down ! rex : forget about me . what do you think about him ? roxy : well , i think he 's sweet . and i think he 's kind . i think he 's really good - looking . and he 's loyal . he does n't even know that he is . and , you know , when i walk into the room , he does n't roll his eyes and sigh and turn his head like other people in this town do . rex : anything else ? roxy : yeah . he likes to talk to me . and it makes me feel as if he really wants to know about me , like he cares about me . and that smile of his -- you know , i can go that whole day just on that smile all alone . oh , my god . you 're right . i 'm crazy about the guy . [ scene_break ] [ john pants ] john : this is john mcbain . i 'm at pier 27 off of front street . i just pulled a g.s.w . out of the river . no . no , i ca n't find a pulse . send a bus right away . i 'm beginning cpr . [ scene_break ] dorian : david , this is langston . david : she was raving about you all the way to texas . blair : yes , she 's part of our family now . are starr and cole upstairs ? langston : well , starr 's upstairs . cole 's taking a walk . blair : okay . thanks . you two are awfully cozy for a married man . dorian : he 's separated . blair : i thought you just got married . david : well , blair , you of all people should know how fickle the heart is . dorian : tell you what . langston , why do n't we go into the kitchen -- blair , you , too -- and we 'll make some cocoa for everybody . david , you will be here when i get back ? david : have i ever walked out without saying goodbye ? dorian : marshmallow ? david : what ? dorian : in your cocoa ? david : three , please . dorian : all right . um -- blair : so , you know , he 's separated two minutes and you 're already in a lip lock ? langston : you know , this is the second time i 've walked in on you kissing a guy . blair : oh , welcome to the family . [ scene_break ] todd : alex olanov ? david : 51 hours of wedded bliss . todd : huh . how much did you walk away with ? david : you think i married her for her money ? todd : oh , you did n't get a dime , did you ? david : i have options , todd . todd : oh , yeah . renee is on the market now , is n't she , now that asa 's kicked it ? david : huh . todd : oh , yeah , she 's right in your wheelhouse . better hurry along , though , because she might be shopping for a younger model . you 're getting a little long in the tooth . david : i 'm a little surprised to find you here . todd : why is that ? david : well , i saw on the news that you were on an all - out search for little tommy mcbain . are you already tired of looking for your own son ? [ scene_break ] michael : i 'm sorry i woke you up and made such a big deal out of a shirt . you must think i 'm nut gigi : no . a man does crazy things when he 's hurting . you going to be all right ? michael : no . gigi : looks like you were a real nice family . michael : we were the best . gigi : it does n't mean you should give up hope . michael : are you a single mom ? gigi : yep . michael : do you ever think about trying to get back together with your baby 's father ? gigi : huh . i think about it . michael : yeah ? gigi : when my son has the flu and i ca n't stay home myself and take care of him , and when he asks about his daddy . michael : that 's what drives me nuts when i think about marcie and tommy -- the idea that they 're out there all alone . and the most important thing to me is that they are safe . even if i knew that i would never see them again , as much as that would kill me , if i knew they were safe , i could live with it . it would n't be much of a life , but , i mean , at least i 'd know . gigi : if your wife were here right now , what would you say to her ? [ scene_break ] david : who would have thought that plucky , perky little marcie mcbain could elude the police , the f.b.i . , and all the manpower you could buy ? because certainly , at some point , someone must have seen her . but if they did , and then they met you , they probably figured the little kid was better off with marcie . [ doorbell rings ] todd : yeah -- by the way , as long as you 're in town , stay away from me . and if you try to hit viki up for money , i 'll put you back in a moroccan prison before you can spend it . [ ring ] [ glasses clink ] todd : i 'll get the door . david : hmm . i think i hit a nerve . [ david chuckles ] david : good thing he does n't know about my good - luck charm from viki . `` odds of winning -- 8,776,922 to one . `` i 've faced worse . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , ramsey . did you find my kid ? ramsey : i 'm here for cole thornhart . where is he ? [ scene_break ] starr : why would the f.b.i . agent kill your mom ? cole : he wanted to get to the guy that was in the van . he did n't give a damn about me or my mom . i heard that , and then the gun -- it was -- it was right there . starr : right where ? cole : right in front of me , so i picked it up . [ scene_break ] [ helicopter flies ] john : come on , man . [ scene_break ] cole : all i could think about was my mom . i could see her . i could see her smile , and the guy that killed her was right there and i had the gun , and i had to make things right . starr : cole , no . no , you did n't . cole : i had to . [ scene_break ] john : you caused enough trouble . you 're not going to ruin that kid 's life . cole : it was so fast . i heard something , and then there he was . starr : who ? cole : miles . starr : miles ? what was he doing there ? cole : i do n't know ! just came out in the middle of nowhere . [ scene_break ] john : come on , man , breathe ! breathe ! [ scene_break ] cole : it kind of seemed -- it seemed like forever . starr : oh . cole : it happened so quick . and then it was -- it was quiet . it was -- it was so quiet , i could hear the water . i shot miles . i killed him . [ scene_break ] john : do n't die , laurence . breathe ! [ john pants ] john : do n't die , laurence . breathe . breathe ! [ scene_break ] michael : all i ever do is think about what i 'll say to marcie when i find her -- if i find her . gigi : where would you start ? michael : i 'd tell her how much she changed me . and -- i do n't know how she does it , but somehow , the moments when we are together are so much better than the moments when we 're not . and then tommy came along , and he was like what we 'd been waiting for . marcie : hey . gigi : i know what you mean . [ michael sighs ] michael : i screwed things up because i could n't stand the idea of him being taken away from us , and now , i 've lost them both . my life is -- it 's nothing without them . i -- i -- i just want her to know how much i love her . [ knock on door ] michael : are n't you going to get that ? [ knock ] gigi : who is it ? officer : it 's the police . [ next_on ] officer : michael mcbain , we got a warrant for your arrest . dorian : cole shot someone ? todd : i always liked that kid . langston : the guy downstairs -- he wants to search the house ! john : how is he , doc ? is laurence going to make it ?
michael knocks on marcie 's door , but she and gigi refuse to answer the door . michael is insistent on getting in , and he yells for marcie to open the door . marcie quickly hides before gigi lets michael in . cole holds a gun on both john and ramsay . miles walks up and cole accidentally shoots him causing him to fall into the river . langston visits starr in her room . starr lets langston know that she had n't heard a word from cole . langston relates to starr how she felt when she found out that her parents were dead . blair lets todd know that she still loves him and always will . todd kisses blair . dorian lets david know that he is the only man for her . michael tells gigi how very much he loves marcie and their son . just about the time that marcie is about to reveal herself to michael , the police arrive . john manages to get miles out of the river , but miles has no pulse . rex comes to visit roxy . cole runs off after shooting miles . cole runs straight to starr to tell her that he shot miles . angela panics when she sees the hairstyle that roxy gave her . john urges miles to breathe as he gives miles cpr . dorian tells david that she was a fool ever to let him go . todd and blair kiss . dorian and david kiss . david asks todd if he gave up the search for his son . the helicopter arrives to airlift miles to the hospital .
michael : you awake ? marcie : mm - hmm . michael : how did you sleep ? did you sleep ? marcie : a little . marcie : it helped having you here , though . michael : oh , yeah ? marcie : yeah . thank you for staying here with me last night . michael : marcie , you do n't have to thank me for staying here . i 'm your husband . this is where i belong , right here with you . marcie : even today ? michael : especially today . you 're not going to bury hope by yourself . i want to be with you every step of the way . [ scene_break ] jared : see , you have to give the meal a narrative . you distract them with a story , you keep them on the edge of their seat , and then you trade the next part of the story for a bite . natalie : mm - hmm , and what if they do n't like the story ? jared : not with the storymeister himself telling it . right , bree ? now , you want to know what happens next when the intergalactic forces are in hot pursuit of the space pirates ? [ jared chuckles ] [ natalie laughs ] natalie : really , so you were saying ? fyi -- [ natalie and jared laugh ] natalie : maybe next time you should find something bree 's interested in . jared : good lord . any sign of your mom this morning ? natalie : no , did you talk to your dad ? jared : no , not at all . but i hope they 're having fun because they owe us big time , huh ? [ jared laughs ] jared : oh , lord . [ scene_break ] viki : you missed a button . charlie : huh ? oh . it 's all your fault , you know . viki : why , what did i do ? charlie : short version ? you turned my whole world upside down . viki : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to do that . charlie : no , no , no , it 's okay . believe me , it is okay . i just never saw it coming , you and me getting back together again last night . viki : i did n't either . charlie : what happened ? viki : i guess i just ran out of excuses . i love you , charlie . and that 's really all that matters , is n't it ? charlie : it is for me . i love you , too , viki d. , and i 'm very glad you took the leap . viki : ca n't think of anyone i 'd rather leap with . charlie : well , then maybe we should do this more often because i will leap into anything with you . anything you want , a pool , a bed , a trip to paris -- france or texas . makes no difference to me . viki : well , i 'm right there with you . charlie : mm . viki : but not today . i 'm awfully glad i do n't have to face this alone . charlie : today is for marcie . viki : and starr and her whole family . [ scene_break ] blair : so will i see you at the service ? john : yeah , you want me to come pick you up ? blair : i better go with starr . i hope she 's okay . i ca n't seem to reach her . she 's not picking up her phone . john : maybe she 's sleeping . blair : yeah , maybe . john : hey , how about you ? are you okay ? blair : i 'll be all right . i have family and good friends . john : i 'm glad we could work things out . blair : i 'm so glad you said that . blair : you do n't have to say anything more . goodbye . john : i 'll see you . blair : okay . [ scene_break ] nora : cole , hi . you look nice . here let me help you with your tie . cole : i never wear suits , so -- nora : you been up long ? cole : long enough to know that i wish this day was already over . nora : just so you know , your mom may be back , but i 'm not going anywhere . i know this is no small comfort and i 'm not crazy about the timing of it , but just so you know , todd 's arraignment is later today , and i am planning on throwing the book at him . the whole library , in fact . cole : thank you . nora : i 'll see you at st. james ? call me if you need me . cole : okay . [ knock at door ] marty : come in . cole : hey , it 's just me . did i wake you up ? marty : no , no . you look -- you look nice . you look very handsome . cole : thank you . i never wear stuff like this . i guess i have to for what i have to do today . [ scene_break ] dorian : good morning . [ langston sighs ] langston : yeah , it 's great . dorian : of course you 're grieving , too . langston : funerals -- they 're just not my best event . dorian : you were involved with starr 's baby right from the beginning . langston : i ca n't even imagine what she 's feeling like right now . dorian : where is she ? we all need to get ready for the service . langston : she 's gone . dorian : gone where ? langston : she left this on her bed . should we be worried ? dorian : i think this is starr just knowing what 's best for starr . come on . [ scene_break ] andrew : hey , starr . you 're early . starr : hi , andrew . i just wanted to be here by myself for a while to think . andrew : of course . i understand . starr : wait . you and cassie lost a child , too , right ? andrew : william . starr : what was that like for you ? andrew : hard . i was angry -- oh , i was so angry , i just wanted to break things . i was mad at the whole world . mad at god most of all . starr : you ? andrew : yeah , i told him i hated him . i asked him how could he take such a defenseless , such an innocent life . i would have willingly given mine instead . i wanted some answers . starr : did you get any ? andrew : no , no answers . and i think that 's the hardest part to take , you know ? sometimes our worst pain has no rhyme , no reason whatsoever . [ scene_break ] brody : hey , jessica . tess ? jessica : no , no , it 's me . it 's jessica . brody : i 'm sorry , it just looked like something 's wrong . what is it ? jessica : i just -- i just ca n't help thinking , what if it was my baby that died ? brody : you have n't been saying much , and you seem like you 're in pretty bad shape . should i get dr. levin ? jessica : no , it 's not like that . it 's just really sad . brody : what happened ? jessica : starr is burying her baby today . she gave birth to her the same day that i gave birth to chloe , and her baby , hope , she did n't make it . she died right after she was born . i just feel really awful for her . you know , i do n't know what i 'd do if -- brody : hey , it did n't happen , okay ? jessica : i just did n't get to tell her , you know ? and i feel so guilty that she lost her baby and i get to keep mine . [ scene_break ] viki : i hope they were n't too much trouble for you . natalie : oh , no . bree and chloe were such little angels . right , jared ? jared : yeah , angels . viki : thank you , again for taking care of them . so as i told you on the telephone last night , charlie and i are back together . natalie : i 'm so happy , mom . viki : and the reason i was n't here last night is because i was with charlie and we had a wonderful night . jared : well , you better have . viki : i 'm sorry ? natalie : nothing . we should probably get going to the service . viki : oh , okay . jared ? jared : yeah . viki : you 're sure you can handle these two for another couple of hours ? i mean , it was so nice of you to offer . [ jared scoffs ] jared : yeah , i 've got it under control . viki : really ? jared : and if i do n't , there 's always lois . viki : oh , yes , lois to the rescue . that 's what jessie always says . [ jared chuckles ] viki : i have to wonder what 's going on in her little mind . natalie : yeah , i think she misses her mommy . i just wish she was a little older so i could explain it . viki : i do n't think it would make much difference . you know , she misses her . so we just have to do the best we possibly can and make sure that they have the best christmas possible under the circumstances . and then maybe -- maybe santa will bring jessie home to us . [ scene_break ] langston : hey , come in . what are you doing here ? markko : well , i thought you might want a ride to the church . langston : you 're coming ? markko : well , i never , you know , lost anyone before , so -- i mean , i do n't know how these things work . i did n't think you needed an invitation , but if you do n't want me to go -- langston : of course i want you to go . markko , i need you . [ scene_break ] dorian : i 'm glad you decided not to take the boys . blair : yeah , i just do n't think the funeral is the right place for them to be . so , langston found this in starr 's room ? dorian : yes , she left it and went out of the house . must have been the crack of dawn because i was up really early and i did n't hear her leave . blair : what do you think it means ? dorian : i think it means exactly what starr wrote . she just wants to be alone for a while . i phoned st. james . she 's in good hands . [ scene_break ] starr : i thought it was your job as a minister to know this stuff . [ andrew chuckles ] andrew : well , i used to think that , too . but i think one of the biggest lessons that you learn in seminary is that you just ca n't give people the answers that they 're looking for . starr : then what 's the point ? andrew : the point is that you try to give them tools . tools that will help them find the answers they 're looking for inside themselves . starr : is n't that like sliding by ? andrew : well , i guess it kind of sounds that way , but , you know , my results are pretty good . i guess you 'll just have to trust me on that . starr : what about these tools ? andrew : you 've got a lot of friends , starr , a lot of family that love you . you 've got to open up to them , and you 've got to tell them how you 're feeling . starr : that 's it ? andrew : and if anybody tells you to move on or cheer up or to get over it , you tell them to get lost . starr : i can get behind that . andrew : but i think you might be surprised at how much -- how much comfort you can get when you share a loss like this with people who care , so do n't be afraid to lean on them . [ scene_break ] cole : yeah , this is like the fourth time that i 've ever worn a suit . three out of the four times , to a funeral for someone i loved . marty : yeah , i guess i 'd swear off suits , too . you scared ? cole : i do n't know how i 'm going to do it . you know , face everybody . marty : well , just keep your mind on a couple of things . do n't let anybody push you into talking if you 're not ready to . and do n't let anybody tell you that you 're going to have another baby one day and that 's going to make up for it , because nothing is going to replace the daughter that you lost . and just one more thing . there is no manual or time period for mourning . you do what you want to do . cole : you can still do it . marty : do what ? cole : make me feel better about things . cole : well , uh , i 'll see you downstairs ? we should probably leave in about half an hour or so . marty : i 'm sorry , cole . i ca n't go with you . [ scene_break ] michael : that was gigi again . she could n't switch the therapy session with rex and shane . marcie : i told her it was okay if she could n't make the service . michael : yeah , well , she 's your friend . she really wanted to be there . that was for hope ? marcie : yeah , and all i have to put in it is this copy of her birth certificate . i mean , at least with tommy we had memories , but i never got a chance to know hope . and i 'll never get to know what her smile looks like or what the sound of her voice sounds like or her laugh . i wo n't remember anything we said or we did . i just -- i do n't know how i 'm supposed to do this , michael . i -- i do n't know how i 'm supposed to get through this again . michael : hey , we 'll do it like we always do it -- together . [ scene_break ] marty : things just did n't go very well the last time i left the house . and dorian and starr 's mother are going to be there today . i do n't want to cause any problems for you , not today . cole : all right , you would n't . marty : i could -- i might . and this should n't be about me . it 's about you and starr and -- and your baby , and you should be able to focus on that . you should n't have to worry about me and what might happen if i 'm there . cole : i just thought since hope was your granddaughter , and even for a while there , you thought you were going to raise her yourself with todd . sorry , i did n't mean to bring it up . marty : no , it 's okay . it 's okay . will you be okay ? cole : yeah , sure . i better get going . marty : what 's this ? cole : it 's a book that you used to read to me when i was little . it has my favorite poem in it , `` jabberwocky . `` i wanted you to have it . marty : thank you . [ scene_break ] jessica : i just should have stayed in my room instead of having a meltdown out here . brody : if it 'll make you feel better , i could do my best tarzan . jessica : excuse me ? brody : you know , the tarzan yell ? i 've never done it without six or seven beers under my belt , but i can try . i mean , i 've got no shame . jessica : oh , i believe you . that 's okay . brody : nobody would probably notice around here , anyway . [ jessica chuckles ] jessica : yeah . i 'm sorry . i do n't know why this is hitting me so hard . i mean , i 've known about starr 's baby for a while now . brody : well , is it because you ca n't be with your own kids ? jessica : yeah , maybe . but i know they 're healthy and they 're happy and they 're with my family . they 're with tons of people that love them . brody : but it 's tough . it 's the worst thing there is , when a little kid dies . [ scene_break ] starr : how can i ask anything from everyone that i love ? i have screwed up their lives so much already . andrew : i do n't think they feel that way . starr : it 's true . and it all started when cole and i went to bed together . my dad went crazy . my mom kicked him out of the house and they got divorced . and then i found that i was pregnant . my dad could n't stand the fact that i was going to give my baby to marcie mcbain , so he did that sick thing to cole 's mother . did you hear about that ? he kept her in his house , cole not knowing that his mother was still alive . and then marcie , she lost another child and it is all because of me . how can i ask anything of any of them ? andrew : i do n't think you 'll have to ask . these are your friends . these are your family . they are asking already , `` how can we help starr ? what can we do ? `` tell them how you 're feeling , starr . they 'll be grateful . singer : running rings around the roses the children sing of the sadness life exposes in perfect rhyme in perfect time they tumble to the ground it 's just a game but just the same we all fall down we all fall down we all fall andrew : we 're gathered here in god 's healing embrace to remember hope manning mcbain and to deliver her into his grace . and it hurts to do this , but we take comfort in the knowledge that even death can not separate us from god 's good purpose for his children . and we ask him now for comfort . and we ask special consideration for starr and cole and marcie , who were so blessed to have loved hope during her brief stay with us on this earth . let us pray . [ scene_break ] jessica : when i first saw the article on starr 's baby 's funeral , it was like this wave of sadness just kind of swept over me . brody : well , sure , it would do that . you said she 's your cousin ? jessica : yeah . she was only 16 when she got pregnant , so she was going to have the baby and give it up for adoption to this really wonderful lady who ca n't have kids . and i feel really awful for them , but , i do n't know , i also feel like -- it 's like my own baby died , you know ? and i do n't understand why i feel that way . [ scene_break ] marty : `` ' twas brillig , and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe . he took his vorpal sword in hand long time the manxome foe he sought . so rested he by the tumtum tree . `` [ scene_break ] andrew : as we contemplate the brief life of baby hope , our souls are burdened with many difficult questions . how , why ? for what reason would god take so innocent a life ? these questions have not only lingered in the hearts of starr and cole and marcie and all their families , but in all of our hearts . as i told starr earlier , sometimes there are n't any answers . there 's just no way to understand what 's happened or to make sense of it . all we can do is grieve and heal . that 's our purpose here today , to mourn the loss of hope and to ask god to help us . and most importantly , to help starr and cole and marcie through a terrible , terrible loss . but they ca n't do it alone . they will stumble . you must catch them . they will grow weary , and you must offer sustenance . they will weep , and you must listen to each other , all of you together . and when you search in your hearts for those words that might ease the pain or assuage the grief , you 'll find them wanting , as fruitless as searching for answers to those unanswerable questions . but what you can do is express your sorrow and your grief . you can offer words of love and care and support . you can say that we will pray for you , and we will . but most importantly , we can all take knowledge and comfort in knowing that today there 's another angel in heaven . and that angel is nestled very close to god . and as the tears flow , try to let them wash away the pain that will surely come in the days and months ahead . michael : so we 're going to head on over to the cemetery if you want a ride . john : no , i 'll drive myself , all right ? i 'll see you over there . michael : okay . marcie : thank you . john , thank you for coming . john : no place i 'd be . blair : well , for a tough guy , you sure are being awfully sweet today . john : i meant what i said . dorian : where is marty ? you 'd think she 'd be at her granddaughter 's funeral . i 'm just concerned about cole . john : i 'll keep an eye out for him . dorian : thank you , john . blair : will you -- dorian : do n't turn on me . i am just expressing how i feel . blair : i just want you to do me a favor , please , by going home to check on mama . she 's got the boys , and i know this is hard for her , too , please . dorian : really ? well , all right , if you want me to . blair : i 'd -- yes , please . dorian : that 's for hope . blair : thank you . langston : you sure you do n't want me to go to the cemetery ? starr : yes , i 'm sure . i know this is hard on you and my mom and marcie . and cole , too . langston : well , i 'm skipping school today , so i 'll be around when you get back . starr : okay , thank you . markko : if you want me to stick around -- cole : no , it 's cool . it 's just a small thing at the cemetery . you do n't need to be there . langston : all right , i 'll see you later , okay ? blair : we should get going , sweetie , okay ? starr : yeah . blair : okay . john : you hanging in there ? cole : yeah , i 'm okay . hey , thanks for coming . it means a lot . john : to me , too . how 's your mom doing ? cole : she was n't feeling up to it . john : you know , cole , she 's going to need time . cole : yeah . that 's all i can do , right ? [ scene_break ] brody : why would n't you take it hard over your cousin losing her baby ? you just had a baby yourself . you 've probably got all that hormone stuff going on . jessica : no , i think it 's more than that . brody : sure , it is . just because your baby 's being taken care of does n't mean it does n't hurt like hell that you ca n't be with her . it 's got to feel like you lost a baby yourself . i was n't a dad for very long . i really was n't a dad at all , but i found out what it was to feel like one and what it 's like to be scared that something could happen to your kid , and you 'll lose them . i think that 's something all parents go through . jessica : maybe you 're right . maybe that 's what it is . brody : what else can it be , right ? jessica : it 's just weird . anyways , thanks for trying to help . brody : anytime . [ scene_break ] andrew : let us pray . oh , god , whose beloved son did take little children into his arms and bless them . give us grace , we beseech thee , to entrust this child , hope , to thy never - failing care and love . and bring us all to thy heavenly kingdom , through thy son jesus christ our lord , who liveth and reigneth with thee and the holy spirit , one god , now and forever . amen . [ scene_break ] dorian : markko , you are such a gentleman , a credit to your gender . markko : oh , thanks . can i get your coat ? dorian : oh , indeed . thank you . langston is so lucky to have you for a boyfriend . now , then , i 'd better check on the boys . excuse me . langston : she really likes you . i 've never heard her say anything nice about any of the guys or girls i 've been involved with . she even called you a gentleman . markko : as long as she does n't start making me go to tea with you guys at the country club . langston : i do n't think you have to be worried . you 're miles away from the official stamp of approval . markko : yeah , it 's just too bad it took something like this to -- you want me to forget about school ? because i will totally skip it . langston : no , you have your english final . markko : so i 'll talk to mr. mallon about making it up . langston : okay , and what if he decides to be a hard - ass ? your grades count for too much right now with college and everything . it 's too important . markko : you 're more important . langston : i 'll be fine , really . at least until you get back . markko : all right , but i am here as soon as school 's over . langston : good luck with your test . markko : thanks , going to need it . dorian : i just love our new chef , maurice . he 's made us a -- oh , darling . langston : that was the saddest thing i 've ever seen . dorian : it 's always hardest when you have to bury a child . [ scene_break ] singer : we all fall down we all fall down we all fall singer : now i 'm in black and you 're the tide that holds my memory so deep inside and swept away the sea turns gray the ashes make no sound and through my hands like sifting sand we all fall down we all fall down we all fall down we all fall [ scene_break ] jessica : please , god . make sure that chloe and hope , starr 's baby and mine , wherever they are , whoever they 're with , just make sure that they 're safe . and please just let them know how much they 're missed . and that i 'm so sorry for all the pain that they 've been through . and one more thing . just let them know that they 're loved by so many people . [ next_on ] sarah : you do n't want to be late for your deportation hearing . antonio : you 're here to represent todd manning , are n't you . talia : it was rape , and i do n't think she 's ever going to recover . marty : i need to hurt todd the way he hurt me .
dorian , in the la boulaie living room , looks at a newspaper article on todd . blair and john wake up together in each other arms . viki and charlie wake up together in his bed in his motel room . marcie and michael wake up together in their bed in their apartment .cole comes to visit marty in her bedroom in asa 's mansion . jessica reads a newspaper article on the death of starr 's baby . langston shows dorian a note that starr had left on her bed , telling them that she needed some time alone . starr walks into the chapel of st. anthony 's . starr runs her fingers over the sign which reads , `` hope manning mcbain . `` walking into the chapel , she sees andrew . andrew gives her some very helpful advice on how to deal with this tragedy . jessica wonders what it would be like if it had been her baby , who had died . marty lets cole know that she will not be accompanying him to the funeral .
stacy : rex , where are you ? you 're supposed to take me to the doctor . our baby might not be born yet , but he still needs his daddy . [ scene_break ] jay : your father needs your blood . listen , he has lost a great deal , and our bank is low on his type . if he does n't get it -- jessica : so are you saying that if he does n't get a transfusion -- rex : he 'll die ? jay : yes . rex : looks like mitch laurence 's fate is finally in our hands . [ scene_break ] nigel : if , indeed , your wife has been unfaithful , sir , you will never hear it from me , nor from my cousin nevil . [ scene_break ] nevil : you talking to me ? kim : is there another handsome man around ? nevil : oh ! you 're looking for mr. buchanan . he 's right behind you heading up the path . kim : oh , crap ! hide ! clint : kim ? what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] matthew : you guys are back ! i thought you were n't getting in until this morning . bo : well , craziness at home . you know , got a late start . nora : yeah . but the good news is we 're here now . matthew : you guys look funny . is there bad news ? bo : the bad news is we ca n't stay . matthew : really ? nora : yeah . we spoke to dr. evans this morning , and he just said that you 're well enough to travel now . bo : we 're taking you home , son . matthew : i ca n't go , not until i know dani 's okay . [ scene_break ] dani : dad , why are we stopping ? blair : i mean , seriously , ross . we 're in the middle of nowhere . [ scene_break ] todd : what the hell 's the matter with you people ? why have n't you found rayburn ? officer : sir , we 're doing everything we can . todd : well , you should do more , then . téa : todd , you might not want to alienate the people who are looking for our daughter . todd : i wish one of these people was looking . and how hard can it be to find a gun - toting maniac who drove off with a woman and child ? [ scene_break ] ross : we got to ditch the car . blair : what ? here ? ross : `` here ? `` yes , here . by now , the cops have circulated a description of me , the two of you , and this car . the minute we stop for gas , we 're dead . blair : i know that you love dani , but this has gotten way out of control , ross . maybe it 's time you turned yourself in ? ross : i got a better idea . [ scene_break ] téa : you know , you were right , todd . this is all my fault . [ téa chuckles softly ] téa : if it were n't for me , dani would n't be where she is right now -- wherever that is -- and neither would blair . todd : yeah , i 'm sure you 're really upset about blair right now . téa : oh , i hope blair is safe , and i 'm glad she 's with dani . because as much as we hate each other , i know that she would do anything to protect a child . [ scene_break ] ross : all right . everybody , out of the car . gon na trade this puppy in for a new model . dani : where ? ross : do n't worry , honey . your old man 's got it under control . okay ? hey . what are you doing in there ? blair : oh , you caught me , ross . i was trying to make a mad getaway . look , give a girl some time to put on her shoes , all right ? come on . move out of the way . it 's not like i can go anywhere anyway out here in bigfoot country . ross : exactly . no one 's gon na find the car out here . dani : this is crazy . ross : hey , dani , i know you 're scared , but trust me . once we get across the border into canada , we can start our new life . all right ? just you and me . what do you say ? dani : whatever . i 'm tired , and i want something to eat . ross : okay . well , hang in there , and i 'll get you something . hey . what do you got in the bag ? [ scene_break ] nora : okay , matthew , we understand that you 're worried about dani . bo : and we know that her father has blair with him now , too . nora : okay , but we really need to get back to llanview . matthew : then go . i 'll be fine . just come get me when she comes back . bo : i 'm sure that the local p.d . is doing everything it can to find her . now , we 'll keep you informed about what 's happening when it 's happening . matthew : look , when me and dani were busting out of warwick , she could 've ditched me . who needs an accomplice in a wheelchair ? but she stuck by me , so i 'm sticking by her . nora : wow . i did n't realize the two of you had become such good friends . matthew : well , i guess when 2 people go through something that big together , they get closer . bo : hmm . [ scene_break ] kim : you sent me to get that file , remember ? clint : yeah . i kind of thought that you 'd have it back at the office by now . kim : this is so embarrassing . i 'm new in town . i got lost . i 'm so sorry . it wo n't happen again . clint : no , it 's good that the file is here . i 'm gon na work on it tonight . clint : no . it 's all right . i 'll see you tomorrow morning at the office , all right ? did i see nigel out here ? kim : your butler ? um , i did n't see him . clint : oh . all right . well , good night . see you tomorrow . kim : bye . [ door closes ] nevil : what is the meaning of this ? kim : is n't it obvious ? i just did n't want my new boss to see me fooling around with the staff . nevil : foo -- fooling around ? kim : well , the truth is i 'm very attracted to you . i do n't know what it is : your accent , your smile . when i saw you standing here , i just -- i felt something . nevil : really ? what ? kim : have you ever heard of a sicilian thunderbolt ? nevil : no . kim : that 's okay . come with me and i 'll tell you all about it . better yet , why do n't i show you ? [ scene_break ] jessica : we are only here to get mitch 's blood in case one of our children ever needs it . that 's all . jay : well , mr. laurence does n't have any to spare right now . do you know your blood types ? rex : a - negative . jay : well , i 'm afraid you 're not a match . jessica : well , i ca n't donate unless you 're okay with mitch getting hep - c . rex : looks like we 're gon na have to hope that the blood i had stored for shane will be enough . otherwise , it looks like this s.o.b . is gon na kick – nurse : doctor , i have news . the lab was able to locate his type from a blood bank in cherryvale . jay : well , it does n't look like i need you two after all . excuse me . rex : well , i guess we should 've known it was n't gon na be that easy . jessica : yeah . should 've . [ scene_break ] stacy : wow . why is she so scared of you ? hmm ? i 'm gon na see if i can find out why . okay . `` patient name . `` [ scene_break ] rex : glad it 's not my blood saving his life . [ rex sighs ] rex : does that make me like him ? jessica : it makes you like me . rex : he saved my kid 's life . i do n't want to return the favor . jessica : i owe you an apology . rex : why ? jessica : it must 've been very difficult to come and tell me that mitch was your biological father , too , and i could 've been more understanding . rex : believe me , i get it . what do you do when somebody tells you , `` hey , remember the guy who raped your mother , dug up your husband 's remains , killed your brother - in - law ? well , it turns out he 's my dad , too . `` it 's not the greatest connection to have to somebody . jessica : well , that may be so . but the good news is you 're bree 's uncle . and i 'm shane 's aunt , and that makes me happy . it really does . and although i do n't really like what i 'm hearing about stacy , i 'm excited that i 'm gon na get a new niece or nephew soon . rex : blood or no blood , our kids are gon na have nothing to do with mitch laurence . [ scene_break ] [ kim laughs ] kim : oh ! you 're still here ! stacy : yeah . i 'm just waiting for rex . kim : stacy , nevil . nevil , stacy . is n't he adorable ? nevil : a pleasure to meet you , miss . kim : oh , that accent drives me crazy ! ha ha ! stacy : apparently . kim : now , stacy , where are our manners ? maybe our guest would like a drink ? hmm ? nevil : oh , no , no , no , no . thank you . i do n't drink . well , maybe a small sherry . [ kim chuckles ] kim : no problem . one vodka coming right up . stacy : [ whispering ] girl , what 's with those teeth ? kim : [ whispering ] he 's from england . they do n't have dentists there . stacy : you 're not actually gon na do the deed with him , are you ? kim : wo n't be necessary . i 've already got him on the ropes . a little tlc , a little vodka , he 'll be blowing the whistle on bo and nora in no time . stacy : i thought you were gon na get the other guy to do it . kim : i was . but then i overheard nigel telling old crumpet over there that he was never gon na tell clint the truth about bo and nora . if anybody 's gon na do it , it 's dear sweet nevil . [ kim and stacy giggle ] stacy : oh , well . as long as the brokenhearted billionaire has your shoulder to cry on . kim : and i 'll use the rest of me to help him forget all about his slut of a wife . [ scene_break ] bo : we hear you , matthew . oh , we understand . matthew : but you 're not gon na let me stay ? nora : oh , sweetheart , this may be difficult to accept , but there 's really nothing that you can do for dani here . matthew : except be here , like she was for me in london . look , guys , you already put me on a plane once and took me away from my friends . just listen to me . i have to stay here . i 'm needed here . nora : you 're not really giving us much of a choice . [ scene_break ] todd : so what is she like ? téa : excuse me ? todd : dani -- what is she like ? what kind of music does she listen to ? is she a good student ? does she have any friends ? do n't tell me she has a boyfriend yet . téa : daniella is like you : very complex . ha ha . todd : come on . tell me about her . i mean , i 'd like to get to know her in case i get a chance to be a father -- or , when i get a chance to be a father . oh , come on . what are you -- what are you doing ? i want to talk about our daughter , and you 're gon na work ? what the hell ? téa : this is n't my work briefcase . todd : yes , i know . that 's -- i remember that briefcase . that 's the one you flipped out about when you could n't find it . what the hell is in there that 's so important ? téa : the story of our daughter 's life . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , when you took my phone , all that 's left in here now is a wallet and a lipstick . ross : really ? blair : yeah . ross : now , i know you 're holding out on me , blair . when i took your phone , i saw the snacks you were hoarding in there . come on . hey , my daughter 's hungry . blair : well , you know what ? why do n't you turn yourself in ? and then maybe i can take her someplace nice , all right ? here you go . dani : we can share it if you want . blair : no , that 's -- that 's okay . i 'm gon na hold out for a real meal because it 's not like we can be on the run forever ! ross : okay , look , we need to do something about the car . blair : you okay ? dani : look , i know it 's hard to see right now , but my dad really is a good guy . blair : yeah . well , i know he can be . dani : no , he is . but he would n't be doing any of this if he did n't feel backed into a corner . blair : dani , people do crazy things when they 're desperate . ross : excuse me ? get a little help here ? blair ? [ scene_break ] nevil : thank you , but i should n't . kim : but i made it special for you . nevil : but as i said , i really do n't -- ahh . well , since you went to the trouble -- stacy : oh . well , look at the time . i have my doctor 's appointment . you 2 kids have fun ! nevil : i never really fancied vodka before . kim : that 's because you 've never had pineapple . yummy , huh ? i 'm sure i can introduce to you lots of new things . nevil : american girls are so helpful . kim : and englishmen are so good . i mean , it was so brave of you to come all the way across the ocean to tell clint the truth about bo and nora . nevil : how do you know that ? kim : i did n't mean it . i just overheard you and nigel talking . nevil : then you must 've also heard my cousin tell me to keep silent . kim : i did . but it 's just some things just need to be out in the open . nevil : uhh – [ scene_break ] nigel : you have a conference call with mr. penske at 6 : 00 . the latest numbers from london will be in for your review at 7 : 00 . and you 'll want to wish ronald , the new gardener , a happy birthday . clint : thank you , nigel . what would i do if i did n't have you to tell me what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] bo : looks like we 'll be staying in seattle a little longer . matthew : oh , thank you . nora : well , we certainly do n't want to take you away from a friend who needs you . bo : and i 'll call the local p.d . , find out the latest on dani and blair . matthew : thanks , dad . you 're the best . bo : okay . nora : i will be right back . hey , hey , hey . um , are you planning on asking around or getting involved ? bo : well , i plan to ask around . and blair 's a friend . if she 's in trouble , then , you know . nora : okay . bo : hmm . oh -- yeah . [ clicks tongue ] matthew : i feel a lot better with dad on the case . now i know they 'll find her . nora : yeah . i 'm still caught up on téa having a daughter we knew nothing about . matthew : and that we just so happen to go to the same boarding school in london ? nora : i know . right ? and how did you guys end up getting so close ? matthew : i do n't know . we talked . nora : what 'd you talk about ? music ? movies ? the two of you having crazy lawyer mothers ? matthew : ohh -- nora : `` ohh -- `` ? oh ? oh . [ scene_break ] ross : yeah , this is perfect . you ca n't see the car from the road . dani : is all this really necessary ? ross : well , honey , it would n't be if your mom had n't shanghaied you all the way to london . she was getting ready to move you again , was n't she ? well , see ? dani , dani , if i had n't done this , she would 've taken you somewhere else and i would n't be able to find you . she 's forcing me to do this . blair : it 's because she loves you , dani . a mother will do whatever she has to do to protect her children . dani : i 'm sorry . how do you know my parents ? blair : well , actually , we have a long history , dani . i was married to your mother 's -- ross : history is a little overrated , though . is n't it , blair ? dani : you were married to my mother 's -- blair : boyfriend . married to your mother 's -- yeah . married to your mother 's boyfriend . you know what ? i do n't know what you 're looking for : a car out here . i mean , the next dealership is 30 miles away ! ross : hey , dani , remember when we used to thumb rides down to teahupoo to catch the surf ? those were great waves , were n't they ? dani : the greatest . ross : you think you can work your magic thumb here ? blair : are you kidding me ? i do n't know if you 've noticed , but this is n't tahiti , ross . you 're gon na let your teenage daughter stand on the side of the road and hitchhike ? ross : i 'm watching my teenage daughter . and if you so much as hint to her that she 's not my teenage daughter , i 'm gon na cause some damage . you got that , blair ? blair : yes . i got it loud and clear . you know what ? we both know the truth , though , do n't we ? i bet todd knows the truth , too . yeah , i could see it in his eyes in the parking garage . and i bet you you could hear it in his voice when he was warning you not to hurt dani . ross : i 'm not afraid of todd . blair : well , i tell you what , you should be . and you better pray that the cops get here before he does . because we both know how far todd manning will go to keep his children . [ scene_break ] téa : when i -- when i left ross and , um , put daniella in boarding school , i -- i figured i 'd never go back to tahiti . so i took everything that mattered , and everything that mattered was my daughter -- ha ha . our daughter . um -- oh . ha ha . this was the first and last time daniella ever wore pink . [ téa chuckles ] todd : what do we got here ? report card ? téa : oh , yeah . oh , you 're gon na love this . read that . todd : `` danielle is extremely bright , but she can sometimes be intolerant of students who are not up to her level . `` good for her . téa : yeah . when i was away from her , this was all i had of her . and i 'm glad to have it now . todd : `` a poem by dani , 7 years old . my mommy is so pretty , my mommy is so smart , my mommy is the one i 'll always love with all my heart . `` [ téa sniffles ] todd : hey , bo . what are you doing here ? bo : well , nora and i are here to take matthew home . and we 're worried , too -- you know , the situation with rayburn 's daughter and blair ? téa : will you be helping with the search ? bo : i told matthew i 'd get him an update . i ca n't make any promises . todd : i can give you an update . these idiots do n't know their asses from deep center field . bo : manning , you 're not an easy man to want to help . todd : and , listen , i know that i 'm certainly not the first person you 'd like to help , and téa probably the second to last person . but , you know , we 're talking about this young girl and blair . so if you could -- téa : bo , we 're begging you . bo : okay , well , just let me talk to the chief and see what i can do . [ scene_break ] dani : thanks for stopping . man : young lady , what are you doing out here by yourself ? are you in some kind of trouble ? ross : teenagers -- when are n't they in trouble ? listen , thanks for stopping , man . we 've got some car trouble . [ scene_break ] téa : you did n't correct bo when he called dani ross ' daughter . todd : well , dani should n't be the last person to find out she 's my kid . i 'm gon na tell her myself when bo brings her back safe and sound . [ scene_break ] bo : the chief says he 'll give me everything they 've got . they think that rayburn 's headed to the canadian border . he 's trying to evade u.s. jurisdiction . todd : i guess we better find them before they cross it . [ scene_break ] ross : it 's nice to know there 's one good person left in the world . think you can give us a lift ? [ scene_break ] kim : oh , nevil ! i want you so bad . nevil : do you ? really ? kim : do n't you want me , too ? nevil : oh , yes . [ kim squeals ] kim : then there 's one left to say -- welcome to america . i ca n't do this . nevil : what ? why not ? kim : it 's not that i do n't want to . believe me , nothing would make me happier than to rock your world right now . nevil : well , then by all means , dear , rock away . now , rock away ! kim : no . not when my boss is -- nevil : your boss ? mr. buchanan ? kim : clint , yes . all i can think about is how his wife and his brother are stabbing him in the back right now . i mean , what ever happened to loyalty ? nevil : yes . loyalty . kim : well , i wo n't be like them , nevil . i wo n't let myself do all those hot , crazy , helpful american girl things i want to do to you , not when those people are breaking my boss ' heart . damn it . i hate cheaters ! they ruin it for everybody ! nevil : it is an unfortunate situation . if there was only something -- kim : oh , there is , nevil ! you must tell mr. buchanan the truth . nevil : but , uh -- kim : and then -- and then i 'll finally be able to breathe , and i can think about you and me and finishing what we started . [ scene_break ] nora : wow . did you really hate me that much ? matthew : i do n't know . i just hated what you and dad did . nora : oh . yeah . ooh . we might 've been a tad overprotective . matthew : mom , you two kidnapped me . you were way too overprotective . nora : yeah . that was n't good , was it ? i 'm sorry . it 's just the thought of losing you -- that 's the scariest time of my life . matthew : you were scared of me dying , and -- i was scared i 'd never walk again . i just think we all went a little nuts . nora : yeah . heh heh . matthew : i think that 's why you and dad kissed that night . nora : what ? matthew : i 'm sorry i threatened to use that against you . i should n't have done that . nora : oh , you know , we were just a little nuts . matthew : but i think i figured it out . nora : what -- what ? matthew : me and dani , we got so close because of the way we felt about our mothers . and you and dad got closer because of the way you felt about me . and that 's a good thing , right ? [ phone rings ] nora : yeah -- oh , excuse me . oh ! clint , hi . clint : hi . i have a few minutes , so i thought i 'd check in . how 's matthew ? nora : i 'm with him right now . and he 's waving at you -- with his feet ! [ nora giggles ] clint : next to your voice , that 's the -- that 's the best thing i 've heard all day . nora : yeah . and dr. evans says that he 's ready to come home now . clint : home ? that 's fantastic . i 'll have nigel make all the arrangements . nora : um , well , actually , we 're not going to be coming home right away . matthew would like to stay until he knows that dani and blair are safe . clint : oh . so you and bo are both gon na stay there a little while longer ? [ scene_break ] jay : well , the transfusion 's working . he 's starting to stabilize . as soon as your dad 's blood pressure is high enough , we 'll take him into surgery and repair the internal damage . jessica : thanks . do n't work too hard , doc . rex : let me ask you something . does this make sense to you ? why would mitch stab himself ? he 's cheated death . he 's faked his death . why would he do this ? jessica : well , i guess we can rule out an act of conscience . but this did keep him out of jail . rex : the hard way . jessica : you know , what i do n't get is , why would he stab himself in front of natalie ? rex : no . see , that i get . what better way to mess with her head even more than he already has ? jessica : right . you know , she was a wreck when brody and i saw her . i should probably check on her . i 'll talk to you later . okay ? stacy : rex ? i have been calling and calling you ! you were supposed to pick me up . rex : doctor 's appointment ! i am so sorry . i forgot . stacy : well , this is your baby , okay , and the appointment 's in this hospital . how could you even forget that ? rex : it 's mitch . he 's in there . stacy : your father ? rex : yeah , he 's my -- he 's my father . he tried to kill himself . stacy : oh , my god . rex : would you mind taking yourself to the doctor 's appointment ? i need to be here . stacy : rex , our baby needs his daddy just as much . rex : oh , my god . i need to call gigi , let her know what 's happening . stacy : after rex and i get married , i think i 'm gon na call you `` dad . `` i have a feeling you 're gon na be very useful to me . rex : what are you doing in here ? stacy : i , um , i was just getting a good look at him because i -- i only have the picture . so i just wanted to memorize his face in case he lives and tries to come after us . rex : okay , but this is n't the first time you 've seen him unconscious in a hospital bed . the clinic ? when you and roxy were stealing his blood to pass it off as your own ? ring any bells ? stacy : how many times do i have to apologize for that ? rex : have you apologized for that ? stacy : besides , he was basically like a turnip in a bedspread . this is hardly the same thing . oh , rex , i am sorry . i 'm sorry . i know this must be hard for you , but you 're not alone . i remember everything you told me about him . i know the kind of man our baby 's grandfather is , and it 's gon na be okay . we 're in this together . orderly : we 'll be moving your dad into surgery as soon as we get his blood work back . rex : okay . orderly : i just need to get these samples . [ scene_break ] nevil : i 'm sorry , kimberly . i regret i must decline your kind offer to renew our relations . kim : why ? is it me ? did i come on too strong ? nevil : oh , on the contrary . i now see all that is good about america . unfortunately , i can not meet your conditions . i could n't possibly tell mr. clint buchanan what i know . it is simply not my place . kim : but it 's the right thing to do . nevil : but it is not the proper thing . mr. buchanan would never accept this news coming from me . kim : well , i 've only been his assistant for a hot 5 minutes , so i ca n't tell him . nevil : there is only one person in our master 's life who could intrude in this way , and that 's nigel . he 's mr. buchanan 's right hand , and he 's earned his trust . kim : yeah , i 've noticed he 's pretty protective . he 's a real pain in the a -- nevil : nigel is an example to those of us in service . kim : that 's what i was saying . nevil : i only wish i could be more like my cousin . [ scene_break ] clint : of course i mean it . if you and bo need to stay there a little longer , that 's fine . nora : you 're sure ? clint : yeah . i think it 's great that matthew wants to make sure his friend is okay . i 'm proud of him for that . nora , do what you need to do . nora : okay . thank you . how 's natalie holding up ? clint : well , i have n't seen her since this morning . she was cleaning out jared 's desk . nora : oh . poor thing . clint : yeah , it 's pretty rough , but she 's gon na get through this . uh , look , i have to go . all right ? but listen . i hope matthew 's friend gets home soon . nora : me , too . clint : because that way , my family will get back soon , too . i love you , nora . nora : i love you , too . matthew : are you okay ? nora : hmm ? what ? oh , yeah . i 'm fine . why ? matthew : it 's just i know that i 've come between you and uncle clint . nora : oh , honey , no . it 's not you . matthew : then what is it ? nora : it 's nothing . clint and i are fine . matthew : look , i 'll admit at first i was n't okay with you being with uncle clint and stuff , but now i really am cool with it . and plus , if it was n't for uncle clint finding dr. evans , i would n't be able to do this . [ nora gasps ] nora : oh , my god ! look at you ! ha ha ! that 's even better than last time ! matthew : mom , are you crying ? nora : i 'm not crying . i 'm not , i 'm not , i 'm not . i 'm just -- i 'm so happy to have my baby back . oh , gosh . i can only imagine what téa 's going through . [ scene_break ] bo : it 's a rental agreement for blair 's car . did you send out a description of the vehicle ? officer : to every filling station in a 90-mile radius . bo : okay . did you check the gps ? officer : that make of car does n't come with one . bo : yeah , but it says right here that blair rented a portable gps . so call the car company . try to get a serial number for that unit . téa : this mean you can track where ross has gone ? bo : well , we 'll see . [ scene_break ] ross : it was the craziest thing . we were driving along , the steering locks , and the car slid off the road . we ended up way , way over there . and we 're lucky to be alive . man : then you need a tow more than a ride . ross : yeah . you know what ? actually , could i use your phone ? because our cell reception for some reason does n't work out here . man : it 's in my car . i 'll make the call for you . [ dani screams ] [ scene_break ] stacy : you know , do n't worry about the doctor 's appointment . i 'll just reschedule it . hey . um , i 'm sorry to hear about your dad . orderly : we 're ready to take him to the o.r . mitch : my children . i knew they 'd come to me , for angels seek their father 's face . jessica : save it , okay ? we 're not here for you . we 're here for our own children . rex : next time you try to kill yourself , try harder . mitch : `` kill myself `` ? [ scene_break ] kim : so you really think mr. buchanan would listen to nigel if he told him the truth about his wife and his brother ? nevil : i do . i only wish i was half the man my cousin is . kim : i do n't know , nev. do n't be so hard on yourself . i think you could be exactly the man nigel is . [ scene_break ] clint : thank you , nigel . is everything all right ? you look troubled . nigel : i was thinking about this family and all you 've been going through . clint : well , we could n't get through any of it without you . nigel : that 's very kind of you , sir . clint : no , i mean it . you 're a good man , nigel . you 're always thinking about what 's best for the buchanan family . nigel : i do try , sir . [ scene_break ] nora : you are doing great , okay ? just one more . oh , gosh . is that too much ? am i hurting you ? matthew : no . fine . just keep going . nora : it 's dani , is n't it ? oh , come on , sweetheart . they 'll find her . i promise . remember ? dad 's on the case now . [ scene_break ] bo : okay , we input the serial number . now we should be able to pick up a signal from the gps . todd : it 's not doing anything . bo : well , it does n't emit a signal until the unit 's turned on . and it looks like maybe the unit 's not turned on . todd : my god . téa : how are we gon na find my baby ? [ scene_break ] dani : you hit him so hard , he 's not even moving . ross : dani , he 's gon na be fine , honey . he 's just gon na wake up in an hour with a headache . blair : ross , you 've gotten way too out of control . this man needs to go to a doctor , and you need to turn yourself in . ross : that 's a great plan , blair -- lose dani all over again ? get moving . get in the car . now ! [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm sorry . i was sure this was gon na work , but it 's not over . all right ? we will find her . todd : so what are you gon na do now ? bo : i 'm gon na stay here and figure out the next step . okay , why do n't you two go get some rest ? téa : how are we supposed to rest , bo ? todd : we 're not gon na go anywhere . bo : well , i 'll let you know if anything happens . [ scene_break ] ross : hey ! i do n't know who you 're waiting for . but if you think you know what i 'm capable of , blair , you ai n't seen nothing . [ scene_break ] [ gps tracker beeps ] bo : wait . all right , blair ! i think we may have a fix on them .
bo and nora are ready to take matthew home since he 's ready to walk soon . but he is not going anywhere until he knows that dani is ok . bo goes to see if he can find where ross had taken dani and blair . todd and tea are together , getting closer when they are both worried about their daughter and both grateful that blair is there for her . at first , bo ca n't find them . but blair activates her gps so that the cops can find the car they are in before ross takes them over the canadian border . doctors ask rex and jessica if they can donate their blood for mitch 's transfusion because their `` father `` could die without it . they are not certain what to do . the doctors find the blood for mitch . and right then , stacy happens to be in the hospital ready for a check up but needs to falsify the paternity for rex . so she takes a tube of blood for mitch . meanwhile , kim attempts to get neville to admit to clint that bo and nora are messing around so that she can `` be there `` for clint when he 's in a vulnerable state of mind .
bo : so pa bought matthew his own pony ? nora : wants to fly him down to texas so he pick it out , then fly him to london so he can meet his uncle clint . did i mention he told matthew he could co- pilot the jet ? bo : i 'm surprised he has n't bought him his own jet . nora : hmm . bo : maybe he 's saving something for christmas , i do n't know . nora : yeah , great , you 're a big help . bo : i 'll talk to pa . nora : i feel so bad for the family of this latest music box victim . what they must be going through . bo : well , i 've got everybody that i can spare working on this thing . mcbain has requested more f.b.i . agents , so we 're doing all we can . nora : well , that 's good . this kind of psycho does n't stop . if he continues with his pattern , he 's going to take another one out by christmas . [ scene_break ] roxy : this murderer 's got a lot of music boxes . he must be buying in bulk . natalie : i do n't know , but it really creeps me out . i mean , he 's doing it right on campus now . roxy : well , steer clear of there . i mean , i know i am . i do n't want some nut thinking that i 'm a coed . rex : ah ! roxy : oh ! hey , you got money . what are you kissing me for , honey ? rex : i ca n't kiss my mom for no reason ? roxy : what 's got you humming ? natalie : let me guess -- you got jen to go to bed with you . [ scene_break ] joey : sorry i 'm late . i hope i did n't wake you this morning when i had to get up so early . i know you were out pretty late . what 's wrong ? jen : i was just -- i was just reading . joey : you used to know madison , huh ? jen : what , you think i was partying with her , too , when she got killed ? [ scene_break ] kevin : kelly . kelly : you said we 'd talk this morning . it 's now night . you have n't called ; you have n't returned any of my phone calls or asa 's . kevin : grandpa knows ? kelly : you moved out of his house , kevin . how long did you think we 'd be able to keep our separation a secret ? kevin : you 're right ; it 's got to stop . [ kevin sighs ] kelly : meaning that -- kevin : we need to go public with it . [ scene_break ] blair : so you know exactly what you are supposed to do , right ? dorian : even though i have serious reservations . blair : oh , come on . you do n't think todd should pay for what he did , after everything he put me through ? dorian : do n't you think you 're playing with fire ? blair : are you talking about kevin or are you talking about todd ? dorian : both . [ phone rings ] blair : hello . todd : hey , it 's me . i st got home . i thought i 'd join you and your aunt for dinner . where 'd you say you were going ? blair : i did n't . it 's girls ' night out , remember ? sorry . ahah , he 's going to show up whether he was invited or not . and when he does , he is in for the surprise of his life . [ scene_break ] kevin : we 'll make a joint statement to the press first thing tomorrow morning . or i can do it myself , if that 's what you want . kelly : what i want is for us to stay together . kevin : kelly , we 've tried . kelly : not hard enough . kevin : maybe too hard . look what it 's done to you . you tried to get pregnant even though you knew it could kill you , you drove off to mexico and tried to buy a baby . kelly : all you care about is blair . you are willing to let her destroy everything we 've worked so hard for ! kevin : this is about so much more than that . do n't you get it ? are we going to just beat this into the ground ? kelly : kevin , we should get counseling . kevin : it did n't work before ! kelly : all right , fine , then -- then to figure out how we 're going to deal with this if we do get a divorce . [ phone rings ] kevin : okay , maybe that 's a good idea . just hold on a second . yeah ? blair : hey . it 's me . kevin : hi . ahem . listen , are we on for our meeting ? blair : you bet . but i 'd like to make it private , let 's say in your room , because i do n't want any rumors to be spread around , you know , that might hurt kelly . she is who i want to talk to you about . kevin : yeah , that 's -- that 's fine with me . i 'll see you then . all right . kelly : yeah , i heard . do n't let me interrupt your meeting . kevin : i 'm sorry . just -- you know what ? set up the counseling session and call me . kelly : kevin , i love you . kevin : look , i do n't want you to get the wrong idea , okay ? this is just to help us deal with the divorce so that neither of us gets hurts any more than we already have been . [ scene_break ] blair : so i am going to go upstairs and get changed for my big date . dorian : blair , are you sure you know what you 're doing ? blair : i have never been more sure of anything in my life . dorian : well , then , i guess i 'm supposed to go pay someone a visit . [ scene_break ] todd : yeah , blair and dorian are having dinner there tonight , so i wanted to order them a bottle of the chanson 1986 brut . renee : well , what time are they coming in ? todd : oh , i ca n't remember . was it 8 : 00 ? renee : well , they 're not down for 8 : 00 , or any other time . are you sure they 're coming here ? [ scene_break ] joey : jen , i 'm not accusing you . i was just commenting on the fact that you used to know her . jen : because you thought that i was hanging out with her last night . joey : no . but i was wondering where you were so late . jen : you know what ? you 're out late practically every night with parishioners . do you like sitting at home alone ? fun , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i ca n't believe jen ! she 's such a little whore ! rex : do n't pick on jen , okay ? natalie : rex , look , i want you to understand , i am just worried about you . i do n't want to see you get hurt , too . rex : she wants me . natalie : really ? then why is she still married to joe ? roxy : ooh , you 're a goner . rex : not you , too . roxy : hey , no . far be it for me to judge two constricting adults . jen 's better off with you than that holy roller . [ scene_break ] renee : i 'm sorry that some of the vestry members asked you to resign . it was not something that we brought to a vote . joey : i suppose they 're entitled to voice their opinions . renee : a suggestion ? maybe -- maybe you should make some kind of statement about jen to the parishioners . jen : wait a minute . you think he should apologize for me ? joey : jen , renee 's just trying to help . renee : you know that i only want the best , the very best for both of you . jen : i do n't want you to lose st. james because of me . joey : i wo n't . i have faith . jen : what , that i 'm not going to mess up again ? joey : i did n't say that . jen : you did n't have to . i have n't been the model minister 's wife even when i try . [ phone rings ] jen : go ahead , answer it . [ ring ] joey : it 'll just be one minute . hey , andrew . well , ca n't you handle that ? i 'm kind of in the middle of a family situation . oh . yeah , i see . no , sure . jen : you have to go . joey : andrew 's at the hospital with someone who 's seriously ill . jen : and mrs. donaldson 's cat 's missing or mr. jones lost his job again ? joey : it 's madison 's parents . they need grief counseling . [ jen sighs ] jen : you should go . they need you more than i do . joey : okay . i 'll be back as soon as i can . [ scene_break ] jen : hey , it 's me . rex : hey . you okay ? you sound upset . jen : look , i need to see you . rex : i 'm at rodi 's . jen : i 'll be right there . [ scene_break ] river : listen , for the last time , it 's adriana colon . colon , you -- no , no , no , no , no , no . you comprende ? paul : hey , let me help you with that . river : yeah . paul : podrias esperar un mento , por favor . what do you want me to tell him ? river : just that i 'm looking for adriana colon or somebody who knows where i can find her . paul : okay . me podrias das informacion sobre adriana colon . si . alguien con quien ? si . muy bien . muchas gracias . adios . call this number tomorrow . it 's her school . river : thank you . paul : they speak english there . river : that was awesome . paul : studying spanish all those years finally paid off , right ? river : right . paul : does aunt dorian know you 're doing this ? river : no , she does n't , and do n't tell her please , all right ? paul : what are you going to do when you find adriana ? river : i 'm going to marry her before carlotta or dorian can do anything . paul : are n't you a little bit young for that ? river : yeah , spare me that , all right ? really , i 've heard it already , so -- paul : i 'm just saying sometimes you can jump into something and not know what hit you until it 's too late . river : what , you get married too young ? paul : no . i 'm just saying i 've seen it a lot . river : right . that 's right , you ca n't have been married , and you never will be able to , not unless you want to lose that 30 mil from aunt betsy , right ? paul : i think that 'd make anybody think twice . river : not me . i love this girl . i 'm going to do anything i can to get to her . [ scene_break ] blair : so , i want to talk about kelly and the divorce . kevin : what about it ? blair : well , it 's a mistake . she loves you , and you know that . kevin : kelly knows it 's over . blair : yeah , but it does n't have to be . there is part of you that still loves her . kevin : well , it 's not enough . blair : well , it 's worth fighting for . kevin : well , you did n't think so with todd . blair : i -- ahem . i do n't want to think about todd . kevin : because you 're still hurting . blair : this is n't about todd , it 's not about me . it 's not even about you . it 's about kelly . and i 'm just worried about her , kevin . i mean , if your marriage falls apart , i 'm afraid she will , too . [ scene_break ] david : ah , kelly . let me buy you a drink . barkeep , she 'll have sex on the beach . in fact , maybe we both will . kelly : i 'm really not in the mood . david : oh , what 's wrong ? you got a headache ? kelly : if only . david : oh , really ? that bad , huh ? must be kevin and blair at it again . kelly : can you stop ? can you stop , please ? can you just go somewhere , please ? the last thing i need is the governor on my case . david : okey - doke . your wish is my command . harrison : hey , kelly . wow , i 'm glad to see you . i 've been looking all over for that husband of yours . do you know where he is ? kelly : he 's -- renee : kevin is up in his suite . harrison : his suite ? renee : yeah , i 'm sorry -- kelly : no , no , it 's okay , it 's okay , renee . harrison : want to tell me why your husband 's staying at a hotel ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh . todd : what are you doing here ? dorian : i need a moment of your time . i want to talk to you about kevin and kelly . i would like your assurance that you 're not going to print any smut about their separation in `` the sun . `` todd : and where 's this coming from ? dorian : my concern for kelly , of course . todd : yeah , right . have you shot your big mouth off to blair ? dorian : i have n't told blair that you 're todd . it would only hurt her . it would also hurt kelly . todd : where is blair , anyway ? hmm ? she 's supposed to be having dinner with you right now . dorian : she canceled on me . todd : why ? dorian : she said she had something else to do . todd : you . did she tell you about our fight last night ? dorian : no . todd : oh , that 's bull ! we had a big honeymoon planned ! she spent the night with you ! do n't tell me she did n't tell you anything . dorian : she said she was really too upset to talk about anything . i 've said what i have to say . i 'll be going . todd : oh , no , you got a lot more to say . something drove blair away from me last night . was it you , huh ? did you tell her who i really am ? did you ? [ scene_break ] nora : okay . that takes care of hanukkah , and you 've got him at asa 's for christmas . bo : i bet you pa has a racetrack built for him on the side lawn . nora : oh , god , no , please . it 's bad enough that he gets presents the eight nights of hanukkah . i just do n't want him to think that the holidays are about nothing but raking in the loot . bo : no , no , no , he does n't think that . look , you 've done a great job with him . nora : thank you . so did sam . bo : this is going to be hard for him . it 's his first christmas without sam . nora : it 'll be his first christmas with you . bo : hmm . and i 'll do all i can to make it a good one for him . nora : you already have , bo . matthew 's going to be fine . the child of sam 's i 'm worried about is jen . [ scene_break ] rex : sure you want to stay here ? jen : what , natalie ? i do n't care ; let her watch . i 'm finally having fun for a change . natalie : she is daring me -- no , she 's begging me to go call joe right now . roxy : well , do n't get in jen 's face , not rexy 's , either . natalie : what am i supposed to do ? think what she 's going to do to rex . roxy : does he look like he 's hurting ? jen : turn up the music ! rex : yeah ! yeah ! natalie : no , no , no , this is it ! that 's it ! get out ! jen : oh , this is a bar ! we 're supposed to be having fun . natalie : oh , not like that , not here , okay ? get out . i mean it . roxy : she 's got a wet towel and she 's not afraid to use it . rex : natalie , lighten up . natalie : no , not until jen gets out of here . you know what ? you need to go home to your husband . jen : you know there 's nothing at home for me . joe 's never there . natalie : oh , my god , you are so full of it . jen : okay , fine , natalie , i 'll leave , but rex is coming with me . rex : we 're out of here . jen : oh , and if you want to rat me out , go ahead . i know you want to . [ scene_break ] harrison : come on , now , what 's this about , kelly ? why is kevin living here at the palace ? paul : kelly did n't tell you about the renovations ? they 're redoing their wing at the buchanan mansion . it 's been driving her crazy . everybody told her that she and kevin just ought to move in here . kelly : governor brooks , this is my brother , paul cramer . he used to be in the navy , and now he 's a medevac pilot for the hospital . you recognize governor brooks ? paul : of course . harrison : yeah , i 'm an air force man myself . paul : oh , well , i wo n't hold it against you . harrison : then i got your vote ? paul : sure . harrison : i 've got to see kevin . what room are you guys in ? kelly : oh , oh , actually , he is meeting with some lobbyists in philadelphia . harrison : okay . when you do see him , will you have him call me ? kelly : sure . okay . harrison : all right , excuse me . kelly : good to see you . harrison : nice meeting you , paul . paul : you , too . kelly : thanks for the save . paul : well , i am your brother , so -- kelly : yeah . paul : are you going to be okay ? kelly : i -- i just have n't been getting very much sleep , that 's all . paul : come here , come here . can i get a brandy for the lady ? bartender : sure . kelly : thanks . [ scene_break ] woman : i played marian the librarian in `` the music man `` and mabel in `` pirates `` and snow white in kiddie theater , so if a virgin 's what you 're looking for , then i 'm your girl . david : hmm . woman : yeah . david : well , hope so . woman : thanks . david : good virgins are hard to come by these days . [ scene_break ] dorian : i have n't breathed a word to blair about you being todd . but it 's only a matter of time before she figures it out on her own . todd : i tried to tell her . i could n't . you know she 'd leave me . i ca n't let that happen . dorian : yeah , what are you going to do when she jumps to that conclusion by herself ? todd : where is she ? dorian : i do n't know . todd : all right , when -- when she canceled , what happened ? what did she say , what was she wearing ? dorian : what difference does that -- todd : i need to know ! dorian : you think she 's with kevin , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] kevin : of course i worry about kelly . but it all started out wrong with us , you know , with the lies and the secrets from joe , and i just do n't think you can really come back from that . blair : yeah . it 's hard to be alone . kevin : well , i 'm sure that 's part of what 's driving kelly . blair : she 's -- you know , she 's desperate , and i 'm just afraid of what she 'll do . kevin : well , i 'll tell you what -- walker 's not helping things . blair : what 's that supposed to mean ? kevin : well , he 's adding to the fire . i mean , he 's convinced her that we slept together in saranac , even though i told him we did n't . blair : he confronted you ? kevin : yeah , he confronted me . he lost it . i mean , he threatened me , he told me , you know , `` you 're not going to steal my wife from me , i know what you 're up to , `` etc . , etc . , etc . i mean , the guy is completely paranoid . and , you know , i understand that he does n't trust me , but the fact that he does n't trust you ? that 's sad , really . there is one thing he 's right about , though . if i thought that i had a chance with you , i 'd fight for it . i would . i mean , i wish that something did happen between us . i still do . [ scene_break ] todd : why ? do you think blair 's with kevin ? dorian : i do n't know . todd : why would she be , right ? she loves me . she 's married to me . yes ? i mean , i 'm the one she wants , not kevin . dorian : right , so you 've got nothing to worry about . what does it matter that kevin has moved out of the mansion and he now wants to divorce kelly ? todd : stop stirring things up for me . dorian : i 'm not . do you think i want them together ? i 've been worried about those two way back when they were working together at `` the banner . `` blair was always attracted to kevin . todd : does n't mean she is now . dorian : no . no , absolutely not . though kevin -- oh , it would be just like him to call her up and say he needed some company . and then , just because she was upset about her argument with you , then , well , who can tell what would happen . [ scene_break ] kevin : well , at least you did n't go running from my room . blair : i should n't have come here . kevin : well , i 'm glad you did . blair : i should have realized that i was sending the wrong signals . kevin : blair , listen to me -- no , i 'm serious -- you have done nothing wrong . you ca n't help the way you feel . i ca n't either . when you love someone this much , you ca n't just stop loving them any more than you can stop breathing . but you know that . i mean , that 's the way you feel about walker . is n't it ? what 's wrong ? blair : he tricked me . the bastard tricked me . all along , he was todd . walker was todd . he did n't die . mitch did n't kill him . he had surgery and he came back as a completely different man , someone that i thought i -- i could have started a new life with . someone i thought that -- that i could be happy with . god , how could i have been so stupid ? kevin : oh , hey , listen , you are not stupid . blair : it was right there , right there in front of me , kevin . i should have seen all the signals . i should have seen it . kevin : how could you have seen it ? blair : you hired that private eye . you gave me that file . it was all in there , was n't it ? you knew . kevin : well , i mean , i suspected at that point , you know , but then after that , i -- yeah , i knew . blair : why did n't you tell me ? [ scene_break ] joey : natalie . sorry it took me so long . i was sitting with the family of that young woman who was murdered on campus . natalie : i 'm sorry . her family must be going through a horrible time . joey : well , must bring up a lot for you , after cristian . i 'm sorry . natalie : joe , you 're a really good person . joey : but that 's probably not why you asked me to come down here . why did you want to see me ? roxy : you 're not going to tell him about jen , are you ? joey : what about jen ? [ scene_break ] rex : hey , what natalie said back there -- jen : forget it . rex : you have n't . she got to you . jen : and you stood up for me against your sister . rex : do n't you know by now ? i 'd stand up for you against god . jen : i do n't want to talk about natalie hating me anymore , or anyone else . [ scene_break ] joey : okay , what 's this about jen ? natalie : she was just -- she was here earlier and -- joey : she 's all right , is n't she ? natalie : yeah . yeah , she was just -- she was drinking , and i thought you should know . joey : she did n't drive , did she ? natalie : no . joey : okay . good . i do n't know what i 'd do if anything happened to her . natalie : i probably should n't have called . it was n't that bad . roxy : did i say that or what ? natalie : roxy , i did n't ask you ! roxy : all right , i know when i 'm being dissed . joey : you and jen get into it again ? natalie : no , just it was -- joey : look , you two have both been through a lot . sometimes she takes it out on people , but she does n't mean to . she 's just a little lost right now and she needs to know that she 's loved , no matter what . natalie : you really love her , do n't you ? joey : as much as i know she loves me . [ scene_break ] rex : what are you doing ? jen : i screwed up again . rex : no , you did n't . jen : i fought with natalie , i fought with joe , and then i threw myself into bed with you , thinking that it would make everything okay , it would make everything go away , but it did n't ! it 's still there ! rex : okay , well , it does n't have to be . stay with me . jen : what , and screw you up , too ? i ruin everything ! why ca n't i just stop ? ca n't even do this right ! rex : you 're not a screw - up , not to me . jen : i am . rex : so you 're going to keep feeling this way until you get yourself out of that screwed - up situation you 're in . jen : no . rex : trust me , jen , it 's not you . you 're amazing . [ scene_break ] david : i found the perfect girl to play the long - lost virgin cramer , guaranteed to knock paul out of the running for aunt betsy 's millions . she is so good ; she is so pure we could drop her into the mouth of a volcano . dorian : we may have to . i 've started to rethink this plan . david : what ? and let that dimpled do - right make off with 30 million unearned dollars that should go to you ? dorian : you do n't like him , do you ? david : ugh . you should have seen the way that he was working kelly tonight . that guy is slicker than an oil spill . dorian : slicker than you , slick ? david : that puppy 's an amateur . dorian : ha ! so he 's going to be no problem . david : unless -- unless that apple - pie act is for real , in which case , rather than digging something up , we 're going to have to make something up , and that , as you know , is much more difficult to prove . dorian : what do you think , is he real or not ? david : i do n't know , but i 'm going to find out . ca n't con a con , right ? dorian : hmm . [ scene_break ] paul : well , i 'd better get going . kelly : okay . thanks again . paul : anytime . i mean it . you 're my sister , you know . i 'm hoping that we can make up for some of the time that we lost . kelly : i hope so , too . paul : all right . kelly : you know , i got to get going , too . i need to get something in my stomach . paul : you know , maybe you should n't drive home if you 're this tired . why do n't i give you a ride home ? kelly : thanks . i am kind of feeling that brandy . paul : yeah , let 's go . kelly : i do n't know what i would have done without you tonight . paul : do n't worry about it . [ scene_break ] kevin : i tried so many times to tell you that he was todd , but i just -- i could n't . blair : why ? kevin : because i did n't want to see you get hurt . blair : so you did all this for me ? kevin : well , i mean , i did it for me , too . i did n't want you to hate me for being the guy who took away your happiness . blair : but you knew i was going to find out sooner or later , kevin . kevin : well , that was n't the only reason . blair : what ? kevin : you know what , you do n't need to -- blair : no , what ? did todd threaten you ? what did he do ? kevin : it was kelly . he had a tape of her affair in houston and he threatened to expose it . blair : so kelly knew , too , huh ? i guess i was the only person that did n't know . kevin : blair , the truth is , is that if you would have wanted to know , you would have known . blair : because i would have had to leave him . i would have had to say goodbye to the only man that i 've ever loved so completely and hated so completely . kevin : sweetie – [ scene_break ] todd : how 'd you like to make another quick 20 ? bellhop : i already gave you lieutenant governor buchanan 's room number . todd : shh . now i need his key . bellhop : oh , i ca n't do that . todd : how about now ? bellhop : look , this is a master key . do n't let anybody know where you got it . [ scene_break ] nora : so you 're going to invite gabrielle over for hanukkah , too , right ? i mean , i 'll follow up with my own invite . bo : yeah , but i ca n't guarantee she 's going to be there . nora : i know , but she should be with people over the holidays . bo : it 's a tough time . you know , she 'd see us enjoying the holidays with matthew , and she just lost her son . nora : i know , but she should n't be alone over christmas . bo : well , she wo n't be , she wo n't be . i 'm going to spend as much time as i possibly can with matthew , but i 'm going to be there if she needs me , too . nora : oh , no , absolutely . i mean , during that time , i actually could take matthew over to spend a little time with jen . think it 'd be good for her to be around family . [ scene_break ] roxy : so what did you spike this with , because i was hallucinating . were you actually covering for jen ? natalie : i did that for joe , okay , because it would kill him if he knew that she left with rex . roxy : or in other words , what he does n't know is not going to hurt him . natalie : well , i hope not . i mean , you know , this marriage , it 's a disaster . i mean , it 's going to blow up sooner or later . maybe i should go talk to jen again . you know , i should have another conversation with her . roxy : oh , yeah , like she 'd listen to you . natalie : what am i supposed to do , rox ? roxy : want my advice ? natalie : let me guess -- you 're going to tell me to butt out , get a life , and jen can be with whomever she wants to be with . roxy : duh . [ scene_break ] rex : feel better ? jen : why do you do it ? i sleep with you , and i treat you like dirt . i tell you that i love my husband , i 'm going to stay with him , and then you 're still here with me . why ? rex : well , that might turn off some people , like joe , but i do n't care . i love you when you 're bad , i love you when you 're good . i love you . you . not who i want you to be . jen : you 're twisted rex : and that 's what you love about me . or like , anyway , okay ? and that 's what i like about you , too . and we could probably be friends if we were n't so good together . jen : we ca n't be together . i 'm married . rex : who put this ring on your finger ? was n't joe . you lost his . jen : you stood by me that day , and i 'll never forget that . rex : when i got this , it was n't just to keep you out of trouble with the cops . okay ? it meant something to me . and as long as you wear it , we 're connected , no matter what you say or do . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , this is dorian . call me as soon as you get this message . thank you . david : this strudel is amazing ! hedy sent this over . i 'm telling you , if she was 30 years younger , 30 pounds thinner , or $ 30 million richer -- oh ! you want some ? dorian : i 'm not hungry . david : uh - oh . what 's wrong now ? dorian : look , not everything i do is your business . david : hey , come on , you 're upset . i want to , you know , be there for you . dorian : huh . excuse me ? do n't try to con me . david : i am experimenting with being thoughtful . dorian : thoughtful ? oh , yes . oh , always the first sign of a master manipulator . david : what do you mean ? [ door opens ] dorian : why , kelly . honey , what are you doing here ? kelly : oh , i was having kind of a rough night , and paul came to the rescue . paul : hey , i was just glad i could be there . dorian : well . how thoughtful of you , paul . david : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] blair : i do n't deserve you as a friend , kevin . kevin : now , why would you say something like that ? blair : because -- you 've been caring , kind , and honest with me . and i 've used you and i 've taken advantage of you . kevin : that is not the way i see it . hey . blair : i mean , if you just knew who i really was . kevin : listen , listen to me , blair , you know how i feel about you . that 's not ever going to stop . i mean that . and if all you want is a friend , then you know what , you got it . i 'm a friend for life . come here . come on . it 's okay , sweetie . it 's okay . [ keys jingle ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live `` [ next_on ] rex : want the reverend back ? go get him . go ahead . roxy : what 's going on with you and the fed ? kelly : the only reason he would be pushing for this divorce is if he had slept with blair . todd : you 're trying to make a fool of me . blair : no , you 're trying to make a fool of me !
kelly continues to try & work things out with kevin . blair has dinner with him in his room . rex & jenn flaunt their affair at rodi 's . renee advises joe to talk to the parish about his problems with his wife . paul helps river track down adriana . gov finds out that kevin 's staying at hotel , but paul covers for kelly with a story of how they 're refinishing their house . dorian goes to todd & asks him not to print anything about kev & kelly , as an excuse to show him that blair lied about having dinner with her . she baits him about blair possibly being with kevin . bo & nora have dinner together & talk about matthew & gabrielle . blair pretends to be torn up over finding out walker 's todd & cries on kevin 's shoulder . david interviews possible prospects for the long- lost cramer heiress . david tells dorian he will dig up info on paul . todd bribes the bellman for the master key & busts in on blair & kevin while they 're hugging .
kim : this is unbelievable . nevil : did i spill something on my shirt ? kim : you look exactly like your cousin . nevil : on the outside maybe . kim : this is unbelievable . nevil : did i spill something on my shirt ? kim : you look exactly like your cousin . nevil : on the outside maybe . kim : what do you mean ? nevil : nigel wo n't tell mr. clint buchanan , head of the family he serves , that his own wife is being unfaithful with his own brother . i mean , if that 's not a butler 's job , what is ? [ scene_break ] nigel : it 's wonderful to have you back . rachel : aw , thank you , nigel . nigel : how 's matthew ? rachel : he might not need that wheelchair soon . nigel : oh , my , what a relief . rachel : yeah . it is . so , how are things going here ? nigel : they will be fine once your mother and mr. buchanan are together again . rachel : what are you talking about ? clint : rachel ? rachel : hi . i came back a little early . they needed me at the center . clint : well , welcome home . you did n't happen to bring home your mother with you , did you ? [ scene_break ] nevil : nigel believes it 's not his place to mention -- kim : hanky - panky , but you do n't agree , right , nev ? nevil : well , it 's loyalty , is n't it , the quality most looked for in a manservant . generations of bartholomew - smythes have taken pride -- did you say hanky - panky ? kim : hold that thought . [ hip - hop music playing ] kim : thought you were at a doctor 's appointment . stacy : i had to reschedule . it 's a long story , but it was n't a total loss . kim : is that blood ? stacy : yeah , and it 's from rex 's father . [ scene_break ] gigi : thought maybe you could use this . rex : i need this more . where 's shane ? why does it smell like cupcakes ? gigi : we had to bake 5 dozen for his school bake sale . he decided to sack out early . rex : oh . does n't sound like a bad idea . gigi : so , what did stacy do this time ... at her doctor 's appointment ? rex : oh , uh , we did n't go . gigi : do n't tell me she weaseled her way out of another one . rex : no . she showed up . i asked her to reschedule it . did n't you get my message ? gigi : my phone died . i had to recharge it . no . what happened ? rex : my father tried to off himself . [ scene_break ] schuyler : hey , cole . hey , you seeing carlos ? cole : yeah , until rachel gets back . schuyler : how are starr and the baby ? cole : they 're pretty much perfect . schuyler : so , life is good , yeah ? cole : yeah . well , i 'm with the girl i love . we have a beautiful , healthy baby . does n't get much better than that , huh ? [ scene_break ] gigi : mitch tried to kill himself ? rex : looks that way . gigi : the man who came back from the dead twice ? rex : he stabbed himself with a letter opener . gigi : he was in jail . how did he get a letter opener ? rex : it was on the desk in john 's office . i was on my way out when i saw what had happened . i figure i should go with him to the hospital . gigi : why ? you hate the guy . rex : well , i wanted to get a hold of some of the s.o.b . 's blood in case he kicked off , if shane ever gets sick , if mitch dies . gigi : ah , i see . is he going to die ? rex : he might . maybe he 'll finally do something right . gigi : i 'm so sorry you have to deal with all this . rex : i 'll just be glad when this is all over and i can go back to thinking of bo as my father . [ scene_break ] todd : what does that say ? téa : can you tell where they are ? nora : what 's going on ? matthew asked me to come by to see if you had any leads on dani . bo : i 'm getting something now . we 're gon na find your daughter , téa . [ scene_break ] ross : okay , then . not too much longer now . we 'll be in canada before we know it . dani : how are we gon na get across the border ? ross : what do you mean ? just drive through like everyone else , dani . dani : but what about blair ? she 's here because you pointed a gun at her . ross : dani , do n't worry . i 'll figure something out . [ scene_break ] schuyler : all right . well , have a good session . hey , tell starr i said hi , i mean -- i 'm sorry -- if you do n't mind . cole : no . i do n't mind . you know , starr , she finally got it through my thick head that you did n't do anything wrong . schuyler : no . no . i did . i should 've been firmer about boundaries . cole : no . look . she really needed someone . you were there , and i was n't . schuyler : oh , well , i 'm glad she 's happy and that things are better for you two . cole : you know , she feels really bad that you lost your job because of her . schuyler : no . you know what ? i 'm fine . i 'm back in med school . i 'm -- cole : you 're what ? schuyler : uh -- cole : okay . seeing someone ? schuyler : no . cole : yeah , but you want to , huh ? schuyler : yeah , something like that . cole : okay , so what 's she like ? schuyler : well , okay . she 's really tough , you know ? i mean , if anybody messes with somebody she loves , then she 's not afraid to just scratch their eyes out , but if you have a problem , no one is a better listener , and she makes killer pancakes . cole : oh , she sounds pretty great . schuyler : she is . cole : oh , so you really like her , huh ? schuyler : well , i 'd lie , cheat , and write bad checks for her , so , yeah , i guess i really like her . [ scene_break ] gigi : want a cupcake ? rex : that 's okay . thanks . all the time i thought that my father was dead , i wished i could 've known him . now that i do , i wish he was dead . gigi : sounds like a lot of people feel that way about mitch . rex : yeah , except he 's not their father . gigi : does jessica know what happened ? rex : yeah . we hung out in the emergency room together - not because either one of us gives a damn about mitch . she was just as interested in his blood as i was because of bree . gigi : she 's not sick , is she ? rex : no , but she is shane 's cousin , so jess just figured better safe than sorry . gigi : right . did you get the blood ? rex : no . they actually asked us to donate some of ours for him . gigi : you 're kidding . rex : except jess could n't donate because she has hep c. i was n't a match , but then they miraculously found his blood type at a blood bank nearby . lucky , huh ? he 'll probably live forever . gigi : well , i wish you had tried harder to get in touch with me . i would 've come to the hospital . rex : when your phone was n't turned on , i figured you were too busy . gigi : well , how could i be too busy for you ? rex : well , you were too busy to tell me how you took care of schuyler after he saved you from those gay bashers last night , remember ? [ scene_break ] [ hip - hop music playing ] kim : i still do n't get why you need rex 's father 's blood . stacy : well , just in case rex decides to go through with the paternity test , this is my ticket proving the baby is rex 's . ha ha ha ! so , how are things going with prince charles over there ? kim : all systems are go . stacy : you convinced him to tell clint about his wife and his brother ? kim : well , he 'd do anything i wanted now , but that is n't gon na work . stacy : why not ? kim : well , nevil says that clint would never believe that kind of news coming from him . he 's got to hear it from nigel . he 's , like , clint 's most trusted employee . stacy : and nigel thinks you 're only after clint for his money . kim : true . stacy : so , how are you gon na get him to tell clint that his wife is cheating on him with his brother ? kim : i 'm not . i 'm gon na get nevil to do it . stacy : you just said that -- kim : i know what i said . all we have to do is turn nevil into nigel . [ hip - hop music playing ] [ scene_break ] clint : i ca n't tell you how much i appreciate you staying with matthew so nora and bo could come back home for jared 's funeral . rachel : come on . he 's my little brother . i actually hated leaving him , but i needed to get back to work . clint : clearly your mother 's daughter , or should n't i have said that ? rachel : i 'm flattered . clint : yeah . it 's just that we lost jared so suddenly . i want my family to know how much they mean to me . rachel : thank you , clint . i was actually starting to worry i might have worn out my welcome . clint : oh , no , no , no . that 's not possible . nothing i like more than a house full of people , and i ca n't wait for matthew and nora to get back because i want us all to be a real family again . [ scene_break ] nora : do you have a lead ? bo : gps signal . nora : rayburn kidnaps two people and uses a gps ? bo : the rental car agreement said that blair rented a portable gps , and it just turned on , so now it 's a matter of tracking them . nora : i knew you 'd figure out a way to find them . todd : what 's taking so long ? téa : the satellite has to go through millions of roads to find one device . bo : is everything ready to go ? cop : cruisers and unmarked vehicles are ready to go . bo : all right . i think we got them . téa : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] ross : hey , dani , you 're gon na love canada . remember in tahiti how you wished it would snow during christmas ? dani : mom said you do n't need snow to make it christmas . ross : mom . forget all about mom , okay ? we 're gon na start over , just you and me . dani : but what about blair ? [ beep beep ] gps : please enter your destination . ross : what the hell was that ? blair : nothing . ross : that 's why you were rooting around in that bag . blair -- blair : ross , watch the road . would you stop it ? ross . ross : aha . where did you get this gp -- you got this out of the rental car , did n't you ? you want to get yourself killed ? dani : stop talking about killing . blair : did you really think that i was gon na let you take us without at least trying to save myself and dani ? ross : listen to me very carefully , blair . dani does n't need saving . ca n't say the same for you . [ beep beep ] [ scene_break ] todd : what now ? bo : looks like the gps lost power . todd : so , we 've got no other way to find her ? bo : we have a general idea where they are . let 's get moving . téa : okay . todd : come on . téa : come on . nora : i 'm coming with you . hmm . [ scene_break ] kim : look , stace . without his glasses , nevil is practically a ringer for nigel . stacy : do you think ? kim : since when have we backed down from a makeover ? stacy : okay , okay . so , you turn him into nigel , and then he goes to clint and tells him the truth about bo and nora , and then -- kim : and we wait for clint 's marriage to explode so kimmie can pick up the pieces in that special way she has . [ kim giggles ] stacy : heh heh . and you 're sure you ca n't just get nigel to do it ? kim : no . i wish , but he already thinks i 'm up to something . stacy : and clint wo n't believe nevil ? kim : would you ? stacy : yeah . maybe we could just send clint an anonymous letter . kim : uh - uh . all that spelling . stacy : yeah , yeah . you 're right . kim : our only option is to convince nevil to turn himself into nigel and drop a bomb . [ kim giggles ] [ hip - hop music playing ] kim : nice moves , nev. how do you like that , nevil ? nevil : oh , it 's very -- i -- very much . yeah . kim : oh ? yeah ? if you want more , you 're gon na have to tell clint the truth about his brother and his wife . nevil : oh , but nigel said i must n't . kim : oh . well , can nigel make you feel like this ? nevil : you 've made an excellent point . kim : so , you 'll do it . nevil : well , i guess i could , but how ? kim : well , for starters , we 're gon na have to fix that accent . nevil : what ? what accent ? ah , yeah . [ scene_break ] schuyler : is that a little souvenir space needle ? rachel : hope you do n't already have one . schuyler : as a matter of fact , i do n't . hey -- so , i just got some pretty good news about matthew 's surgery . rachel : yes . you did , and what happened to your eye ? schuyler : oh , i tried to stop a fight at rodi 's . one of the participants took exception . rachel : ah . is that what you were just thinking about ? because you did n't even know i was here . [ scene_break ] gigi : schuyler did n't take a punch for me . he was trying to stop those creeps from hassling the gay guy . rex : so , when you told me the story , why did you leave the part about schuyler out ? gigi : i did n't want to upset you . you 've got enough on your plate . rex : you did n't think it would upset me to find out that one of those jerks grabbed you . gigi : no , because i 'm fine . rex : yeah , thanks to schuyler . gigi : it was no big deal . rex : well , it seems like it was a pretty big deal to schuyler . he said he did n't like the way those creeps were looking at you . gigi : since when do you care what schuyler thinks or feels ? rex : i do n't . i care about what you feel . gigi : what is that supposed to mean ? rex : that i think maybe you kept quiet about what schuyler did because what would upset me is how much it meant to you . gigi : your father tried to off himself today , and you still want to talk about schuyler . rex : i think we have to . gigi : you 're seeing something that is n't there . your whole life has been in a tailspin since you found out that your father -- rex : gigi , do n't . just do n't . we both know this is n't about mitch . gigi : i do n't know what i 'm supposed to say . rex : you wanted to talk about it before , before i took off with natalie . gigi : yeah . i wanted us to go to counseling . rex : because of the way you were feeling about schuyler . gigi : oh , that was n't the only reason . rex : stacy . i know . gigi : we still have to figure out a way to deal with this baby . rex : true , but i do n't think we have to go to counseling . gigi : you want to just keep going the way we are ? rex : no . i want to talk about it now , you and schuyler . gigi : i keep telling you , there is no me and schuyler . rex : i saw it when he showed up at the police department today , the way you are when you 're around him . those feelings did n't go away , did they ? gigi : rex -- rex : yeah . that 's what i thought . so , i guess the question is , what do you want to do about those feelings , gigi ? what do you want to do about schuyler ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : i do n't want to talk about what i was thinking . rachel : why not ? schuyler : because , frankly , it 's creepy . rachel : come on . how bad can it be ? schuyler : do n't ask . rachel : after the life i 've lived , i do n't shock too easily , and if you forgot , i happen to be a counselor . schuyler : thank you . i 'm fine . rachel : which is what addicts say right before they start using . schuyler : no . that 's not gon na happen . rachel : okay . well , what if i am just someone to talk to ? schuyler : i could use someone to talk to . rachel : yeah . i thought so . schuyler : i do n't even know where to begin . rachel : wherever you want . schuyler : well , i just told cole about my girlfriend who 's not really my girlfriend . rachel : gigi . i figured it was about her . schuyler : yeah . that 's not even the creepy part . rachel : and what is ? schuyler : okay . so , cone of silence ? rachel : cone of silence . schuyler : um , gigi 's sister had a miscarriage . she lost rex 's baby . rachel : ooh , so she 's not pregnant ? schuyler : no . she is , just by somebody else . rachel : who ? schuyler : me . [ scene_break ] kim : repeat after me . mr. buchanan , i 'm afraid i have some bad news . stacy : go ahead . go ahead . nevil : mr. buchanan , i 'm afraid i 've a bit of bad news for you . oh ... kim : almost . almost . mr. buchanan , i 'm afraid -- nevil : oh , i ca n't . kim : do n't you want me ? nevil : yes . i want you more than anything i 've wanted in a very long time . kim : then say it . nevil : but i ca n't see , and if i ca n't see , then i ca n't talk , and if i ca n't talk , how am i to pretend i 'm my cousin ? what 's that for ? stacy : disposable contact lenses . nevil : oh , no . i ca n't put something in me eyes . kim : it 'll help you see . give them a whirl for me . nevil : oh , but even if i use the contact lenses and fix my accent , what do we do about my clothes ? kim : well , leave that to us . trust us , nev. you 're in good hands . nevil : mr. buchanan will know i 'm not my cousin , and when the head of buchanan enterprises finds out he 's been tricked , well , he 'll have my ass . stacy : your what ? nevil : i 'll lose my job . i 'll be on the dole . generations of bartholomew- smythes will -- no , no . i wo n't do it . i 'll tell you , i wo n't . [ scene_break ] clint : i will fax that to you as soon as i get the papers . yeah , the fully executed copy . yes , and thanks again for putting a rush on this , okay ? all right . yes , nigel ? nigel : these papers arrived for your signature , sir . clint : oh , well , speak of the devil . nigel : you certainly seem to be burning the midnight oil lately . clint : well , let 's hope that mrs. buchanan appreciates that . nigel : mrs. buchanan ? clint : yeah . the more i get done , the more time i 'll have to spend with her once she gets home . nigel : sir ... clint : yes ? nigel : i have something -- something unfortunate to tell you . [ scene_break ] nora : okay . we 're gon na be on this for a little bit . todd : if the seattle cops find ross before we do and they corner him , he could hurt dani or blair . téa : no . he wo n't . no matter what you think of ross , he would never hurt daniella . i promise you that . bo : well , what about blair ? is he capable of hurting her ? téa : yes . [ scene_break ] dani : you do n't want to hurt blair , do you , daddy ? ross : you 're right , honey . i do n't , and i wish we could 've trusted her , but now we know we ca n't , and i 'm just not sure what to do about that . blair : so , you think you want to get rid of me , ross ? is that it ? dani : daddy -- ross : it 's all right , dani . blair : no . you know what ? go right ahead . you do that . then i do n't have anything to lose by telling dani the truth . dani : what do you mean ? ross : shut up , blair . shut up right now . it 's gon na be okay , dani . dani : how could everything be okay ? are you gon na shoot blair ? ross : i 'm not gon na shoot blair , honey , okay ? i 'm just nervous . that 's all . she nearly blew it for us when she turned on that gps , and i want everything to work out . do n't you ? blair : look at dani . ross : oh , shut up . blair : look at -- you love her , do n't you ? ross : of course i love her . blair : you 've loved her since the minute she was born and they first put her in your arms , right ? you wanted to keep her safe ? you wanted to keep her happy ? ross : what is your point ? blair : my point is -- look at her , ross -- she 's terrified , and you did that to her . i mean , i can tell . look at her eyes . is that what you want for her ? you want to keep her safe by taking her away from her mother and her -- and todd ? dani : todd ? what 's he got to do with me ? [ scene_break ] bo : 3 miles north ? thank you . one of the units found a gps on the side of the road . nora : well , you were right about where they were headed . bo : now they 're heading for the border . todd : we 're not gon na make it before they do . bo : we 'll find a way to catch him . nora : you know , the whole time you and i were married , you used to drive . i 'd navigate . one thing i know how to do is find a shortcut . [ scene_break ] clint : what unfortunate thing do you have to tell me , nigel ? is it nora ? is she all right ? nigel : she 's fine . i 'm just aware of the amount of stress that you 've been under , sir , since young jared 's loss . i hate to have to remind you that tonight is my weekly bridge club . [ scene_break ] kim : you 're kidding me . you think you 'd actually get axed for pretending to be nigel ? nevil : i 'm sure of it . kim : if anything , this guarantees you job security . nevil : how do you figure that ? kim : you said it yourself -- loyalty . you 'll show mr. buchanan just how far you 're willing to go to protect him . nevil : i do n't know . kim : trust me . clint will get down on his knees to thank you , and so will i . nevil : ah . madam , might i give those contact lenses a whirl ? kim : by george , i think he 's got it . [ kim giggles ] [ scene_break ] nigel : i could , of course , cancel my bridge club , sir . clint : is it tonight ? nigel : i 'd be more than happy to . with everything you have to do , perhaps you could use my help . [ scene_break ] nevil : nigel is my cousin . of course i can speak like him . i know everything about him . kim : well , it 's just that for a while there -- nevil : well , what , you did n't believe me ? did you happen to know that my cousin has a weekly bridge game this very evening ? so , he most likely will not be in tonight . [ scene_break ] clint : nigel , go to your bridge club . nigel : it 's really not necessary . clint : i think it is . you look a little tense , and a few rubbers of bridge would do you a world of good . nigel : please , sir , i assure you -- clint : no , no . no arguments . nigel : you 're certain ? clint : go , nigel . enjoy the night . nigel : thank you , sir . clint : go . [ scene_break ] nevil : how do i look ? nigel 's spitting image ? kim and stacy : oh , my god . nevil : what ? is there a problem ? kim : what are we gon na do about those teeth ? stacy : huh . [ scene_break ] rachel : i thought you and stacy broke up a long time ago . schuyler : we did . we did , but a couple of months ago , she came over to my place because we were both feeling kind of bad . rex and gigi had just gotten back together . rachel : and you comforted each other . schuyler : yeah . she drugged my iced tea . rachel : stacy drugged you when she knows you 're an addict ? schuyler : yep , and she knew it was the only way i 'd ever touch her . the only thing i can remember about that night is thinking that she was gigi . rachel : and you got her pregnant ? schuyler : you know , i thought that i stopped it . i could 've sworn that i did . rachel : but stacy told you that the baby is n't rex 's . schuyler : well , she did n't want to . i walked in on her padding herself to make it look like she was further along . rachel : to fool rex . schuyler : right , and i called her out on it , and that 's when she swore that it was mine . rachel : and you believe her ? schuyler : the timing is right , rachel , you know ? i was in bed with her . i was drugged . she 's definitely pregnant , so -- yeah , yeah -- kid is mine . rachel : oh , my god , what a mess . schuyler : tell me about it . rachel : i 'm sorry . schuyler : thanks . rachel : well , at least gigi and rex must be happy ... now that they know stacy is not having rex 's baby . [ scene_break ] gigi : after i left the police station , you know what i did ? i took a cab . rex : you , gigi morasco , took a cab when , `` why waste money when there are buses in this world ? `` gigi : i know , but it 's faster . i wanted to get home to be with you . balsom , we belong together . rex : morasco , this is n't an answer . gigi : that i want to be with you ? that 's not an answer ? rex : what about schuyler ? what about how you feel about him ? gigi : i love you , but that does n't fix our problems . stacy is still carrying your baby . rex : and schuyler is still there for you in a way i 'm not . gigi : i do n't want it to be like this . rex : how can we change it , gigi ? how can we change any of this ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : okay . i have n't told rex and gigi that stacy is lying to them . rachel : they do n't know that the baby is n't rex 's ? schuyler : not from me . rachel : well , you 're going to tell them , right ? schuyler : wrong . [ scene_break ] gigi : we still have n't tried counseling . rex : i do n't think counseling can fix any of this . gigi : well , maybe an outside person can -- rex : what , can change the fact that when you look at schuyler , you see this perfect guy , a guy who listens to you , guy who takes punches for you ? you see ... gigi : what ? rex : a guy who did n't betray you by sleeping with your sister . [ scene_break ] schuyler : i ca n't tell gigi the baby is mine . rachel : why not ? schuyler : because rex and gigi have been having problems . rachel : yeah , because of the baby . schuyler : and if they find out that it 's not his -- rachel : no more trouble in paradise . schuyler : i know ! i 'm a jerk . i 'm a jerk . rachel : hey , i 'm just here to listen . schuyler : you know what , rachel ? it 's not just that . gigi and i got close because rex slept with her sister . i mean , i 'm the guy . i 'm the guy that she comes to when she ca n't deal with what he did . rachel : but if she finds out you did the same thing -- schuyler : i do n't want gigi looking at me and seeing another guy who slept with stacy . [ scene_break ] rex : when you look at me , you see -- gigi : the father of my child , my best friend , the guy i spent fourth of july with in a basement in michigan . rex : the guy who slept with your sister . gigi : i do n't want to see that . i try real hard not to . rex : but you ca n't help it , and what about when this baby comes ? gigi : you think i 'm gon na blame the baby ? rex : no . i know you wo n't want to , but what if you ca n't help it ? we 're looking at possibly a lifetime of me having to deal with stacy because of this baby . what if every time you look at this baby , you 're reminded of how i betrayed you ? gigi : maybe you 're right . maybe there is n't any way we can change any of this . [ scene_break ] kim : quick , go put on nigel 's clothes . nevil : in a jif , love . kim : and make sure clint does n't see those teeth . nevil : i never thought they were so bad . kim : no . they 're fine . i just wish we could 've found something to file them down with , like a chainsaw . nevil : you said i was my cousin 's equal . kim : and you are as long as you talk with your mouth closed . go . stacy : wow . kim : right ? stacy : can you imagine the parties you could throw here if your plan works out ? kim : oh , my plan will work . stacy : ha ha ha ! clint : rachel , is that you ? [ scene_break ] nora : okay . in about a mile or two , you 're gon na take a right . bo : yeah . yeah . thanks . nora : that should take us straight to the border . bo : all right . canadian cops know that rayburn is heading their way . todd : i thought you said we 'd get there before he did . bo : well , with any luck , we will . todd : oh , so we 're leaving this to luck , then . bo : if we do n't get there first , they 're gon na be waiting for him . todd : what kind of a shortcut is this , nora ? are we even close , or what ? bo : we are getting there . nora : bo is doing everything he can , todd . todd : that makes me feel very good . nora : you know what ? if anyone knows what it 's like to almost lose a child , it 's us . we will do everything we can , move heaven and earth to make sure you do n't lose your daughter . [ scene_break ] dani : todd is just mom 's boyfriend . why would he care about me ? blair : um , well , todd and i have a child together , a daughter , and he knows what it 's like to be a parent . dani : so ? blair : so , he cares about your mom , and he knows what she 's going through and wants to do everything he can to help her , and he will do anything , go anywhere to find you . he will go to every town , every city , every country until he finds you . ross : let him try . blair : you think you 're gon na have some great life ? do you , ross ? i mean , you 're always gon na be looking over your shoulder . ross : i 'm not scared of todd manning . blair : oh , yeah ? well , what about the cops ? something happens to me , they 're gon na be right there with todd . ross : no one is going to find us . blair : maybe not . maybe you 're right . maybe you 're just gon na have this great life while you 're out running , but what about dani 's life , huh ? did you ever think about that , ross ? is that the life that you want for her , this child that you say that you love so much ? [ scene_break ] rachel : schuyler , but stacy is having your baby . schuyler : i know . i know . rachel : how about what that means ? schuyler : rachel , that 's the first thing i think about when i wake up in the morning . it 's the last thing i think about before i fall asleep , if i fall asleep . rachel : you are going to be a father . schuyler : well , as far as stacy is concerned , that baby is rex 's . rachel : uh , so what ? schuyler : so , she made it quite clear to me that i will have no part in this child 's life . rachel : and there are ways to fight that . schuyler : lawyers cost money , rachel . rachel : and i know a few that 'll work for free . schuyler : so what ? so what ? i 'm gon na spend the rest of my life in court ? no , thanks . rachel : why do n't you just say what you mean ? schuyler : which is what ? rachel : that what really matters to you is making sure gigi does n't find out you slept with stacy . schuyler : i thought you were just gon na listen . rachel : you know what ? i 'm sorry . i ca n't , schuyler , not when you 're willing to let stacy use your baby to blackmail rex . i know you care about gigi -- i do -- but even if you ended up with her , it would be because of a lie . is that good enough for you ? can you really go the rest of your life denying that you 're a father ? [ scene_break ] rex : we can not keep living like this ... gigi : i know . rex : because i feel like i 'm losing you a little at a time . gigi : i do n't want that . rex : i do n't , either . i really do n't want that , but the thing is , you ca n't live with what happened between me and stacy , and i can not live with schuyler coming between us . gigi : so , how do we fix it ? rex : you need to figure out how you feel about this baby , and you need to figure out how you feel about schuyler , and i need to give you some space to do that . gigi : what are you saying ? rex : i think , gigi -- i think we need to split up . [ scene_break ] clint : rachel ? kim : is he gone ? stacy : yeah . nevil : how do i look ? kim and stacy : shh ! nevil : how do i look ? kim : perfect . now get in there and do your stuff . nevil ! nevil : oh . sir ? pardon the interruption . stacy : do you think nevil will be able to pull this off ? kim : he 's very motivated . we 're both finally gon na get everything we want . stacy : oh , it 's about time . kim : rex is gon na fall madly in love with you and your baby , and the 3 of you are gon na live happily ever after ... stacy : with a nanny . kim : and i 'll live with clint for at least 90 days ... stacy : with a butler . kim : and no prenup . ha ha ha ! clint : nigel ? i thought you 'd left . nevil : i could n't possibly play cards this evening , not with these terrible thoughts preying on my mind . [ scene_break ] bo : we 're almost there . todd : wish to hell we knew if the canadian cops have spotted them yet . [ scene_break ] ross : look , dani . canadian border . we 're almost there . dani : daddy -- ross : do n't listen to blair , honey . everything is gon na be fine , i promise . now just -- we got to cross this bridge up here , and then we 'll ditch the car , and we 'll walk around border patrol . dani : that 's all ? ross : that 's all , and we can finally be free of your mom , be free of everyone . dani : but what about blair ? blair : ross , look . [ tires screech ] ross : ah , it 's fine . everything is fine . we 'll just turn around , no big deal . [ scene_break ] téa : it 's good we have n't heard from the canadian cops . todd : why ? téa : well , they ca n't apprehend him until he crosses the border . he must not be there yet . todd : yeah , unless he crossed without them knowing . [ scene_break ] clint : nigel , i knew something was bothering you . nevil : you did ? how perceptive . clint : so , why do n't you come over here and talk to me ? nevil : i do n't think that 's wise , sir . this news is best delivered from a distance . clint : well , what is it ? nevil : sir , there 's something you must know . [ scene_break ] nora : bo , there . [ scene_break ] dani : daddy ! [ scene_break ] todd : is that him ? téa : can you see daniella ? is she all right ?
in seattle , blair manages to get a signal to the police from her gps so that they can find her , dani and ross before he 's taken them over the canadian border . she is protective of dani and realizes that todd will fight for his daughter . bo , nora , todd and tea get in the car and attempt to find them . meanwhile , back in llanview , clint still has no clue that nora is going to break up with him and get back with bo . but kim has overheard neville informing nigel of that . so she manipulates neville into making bo think that he is nigel ( played by the same actor ) and to spill the beans to clint so that kim can find clint in a vulnerable state and possibly ready to marry him so that she can take his money . schuyler reveals to rachel that he does n't want to tell gigi or rex that stacy is pregnant by him and not by rex because he wants a chance with gigi which may not happen if he tells them what he knows about stacy 's baby . rex concludes to stacy that since he distrusts her with schuyler and she has an issue about stacy being pregnant with his baby , that they should break up .
natalie : if you 'd kindly let me pass , i need to clear out my desk . john : i -- uh -- heard you resigned . natalie : yeah , well , word gets around , does n't it ? john : you sure you want to do that ? natalie : i do n't have anything to say to you . you know what ? actually , yes , i do . i have a question for you , assuming that you 're capable of giving me an honest answer . [ scene_break ] bo : busted . paige : yeah , big time . where did you get that -- whatever it is ? bo : this -- this is the best , the thickest , the sweetest chocolate shake this side of the mississippi . paige : and who gave it to you ? bo : i ca n't answer without having a lawyer present . paige : well , i know it was n't one of the nurses . do i need to check your visitors list ? bo : all right . it was my buddy balsom . he brought it to me from the diner . paige : well , he is no buddy if he 's bringing you milk shakes . bo : oh , honey , come on , this -- this thing is chockfull of protein powder . paige : fat is what that 's full of . bo : no , no , but it 's the good kind of fat . [ paige laughs ] bo : no , it is . i read this in a medical journal earlier . oh , come on , you got to have a heart , babe . i -- you know , this hospital food -- it 's inedible . i 'm starving to death . paige : you know , you are lucky that i find you irresistible , commissioner buchanan . spencer : somebody 's feeling better . bo : yeah , thanks to you , doc . from what i understand , i owe you my life . [ scene_break ] david : i 'm in possession of some information i think you 'd find very interesting , asa . asa : nothing that comes out of your mouth interests me . david : even if it concerns your family ? asa : this better be good . david : oh , it -- it is . it 's very , very good . [ scene_break ] bartender : what can i get you ? nash : wine . what do you got by the glass ? beer , whatever you got on tap . rex : problem with the wine list ? nash : yeah , it sucks . but , as my problems go , it 'd say it 's pretty close to the bottom of the list . rex : what 's on top ? nash : the guy who is standing between me and the woman i love . [ scene_break ] carlotta : never before , tonio . you -- i have never gotten an order so wrong today ! you have no idea how i 've been messing up . antonio : well , mami , maybe you should take the rest of the day off and go home and relax . carlotta : no , no , no , no , i 'm too happy to relax . my son cristian is alive . i have to say it out loud so i can actually start to believe it . antonio : mami , but you realize it might take a while for his conviction to be overturned ? carlotta : i understand . it 's all been explained to me , but , you know , as long as i know it will happen . natalie needs him home . oh , look . no one , not even that man , is going to upset me . not today . antonio : it 's ok . i knew he was coming . we planned the meeting . carlotta : about jamie ? antonio : i got it all under control , ok ? carlotta : ok . antonio : how you doing ? you 're early . r.j. : yeah , i was a little anxious for some resolution . antonio : have a seat . r.j. : so , you talked to the feds ? antonio : i -- i have n't had a chance . i 've had a lot going on . r.j. : well , there 's always some excuse with you , is n't there ? i mean , you 're too busy to raise my daughter 's child , and now you 're too busy to keep your word ? antonio : i said i would speak to them . r.j. : get on it , man ! look , if these charges against me do n't disappear , then the world is going to find out that your girlfriend , like her mother , is mad as a hatter . [ scene_break ] niki : yeah , one pie , large . um -- anchovies and lots of extra cheese . address ? llanfair . well , it 's a big fancy - schmancy estate on the main drag . how hard could it be to find ? yeah . ok , how much is it ? you 're kidding ! well , no , that 's ok , that 's ok . it 's not like i 'm paying for it . oh , and make it snappy , will you ? i 'm starving . got to have some real food to eat , especially before the show starts . because they ai n't going to know what hit them . [ scene_break ] clint : all right , i just talked to dr. jamison and he 's on his way over here . you all right , hon ? jessica : yeah , i 'm ok . no sign of tess so far yet today . but i was wondering , are we going to include niki in all of this ? clint : oh , no , way too dangerous . you know , i think we should let her sweat for a little while longer . who knows ? a couple more days under lock and key could loosen up her tongue . better yet , viki might come back . jessica : well , we ca n't keep her locked up there forever . what if she refuses to talk ? [ doorbell rings ] clint : ah . maybe that 's jamison . clint : who are you ? man : vinnie stokes , attorney at law . i 'm here to see my client , niki smith ? clint : what in the world are you talking about ? how could you know niki smith ? vinnie : she hired me to be her attorney . funny lady . she cracks me up . clint : no , that 's -- unless you met her at that bar . vinnie : no , no , no way . i do n't hang out in places like that , certainly not in the wee hours of the morning , which is when she retained me . clint : well , that 's not possible . she has not left this house . vinnie : you know , that 's why they invented the telephone -- let your fingers do the walking ? clint : where would niki get a phone ? you wait here . yell if you need me . vinnie : so you 're her kid , huh ? jessica : yeah , sort of . why ? vinnie : i 'm just wondering how you can let this go on . i mean , she 's your mom , all right ? have a heart . jessica : what are you talking about ? vinnie : you can drop the innocent act with me , kid . i know what 's been going on here , and i want you to know that i think it 's disgusting , which is why i 'm going to see to it personally that my client is set free . niki : nah , you tell me what you 're wearing first . you 're kidding ! that 's it ? clint : that 's enough , thank you . niki : what is the big deal ? it 's only 3.99 a minute . clint : where did you get this phone ? niki : i lifted it off jessica . kid should be a lot more careful with her stuff . clint : jessica came here to see you ? niki : yep , last night . what 's the matter ? she did n't tell you ? ooh ! clint : there 's an ambulance chaser downstairs who said he 's representing you . niki : ambulance chaser ? well , by that , you surely must mean my lawyer , whom i hired to protect my rights , which you are violating . clint : oh , dear god . niki : so i went right to the yellow pages and got myself an attorney . clint : yeah , well , you picked yourself a winner . niki : hey , he said he 's going to get me out of here today , even if he has to go to the cops to do it . [ scene_break ] bo : i understand it was a difficult surgery . spencer : well , i did have to ad - lib a little bit , but your darling paige hovered over me the whole time i was performing the surgery , so she wanted to make sure i did n't let you die on the table . what 's the look for , paige ? i was just joking . bo knows i was joking . is n't that right , bo ? bo : yeah . paige : yeah , sorry if i do n't have my sense of humor back . i 'm just not quite ready to make a joke about bo almost dying . spencer : i 'm sorry , i -- i guess that was a little insensitive of me . forgive me ? paige : of course . bo : something going on i should know about ? spencer : what , between paige and me ? paige : no . spencer : actually , paige , you know what ? i think we should just go ahead and get everything out in the open . there is something , bo , and it has to do with someone 's death . [ scene_break ] john : can we at least do this in my office ? natalie : no . no , this -- this is the perfect place for it . i mean , why be discreet at this point ? it seems like everybody else knows my business except for me . hey , hey , george ? when did you find out that my husband was still alive ? and what about you , pete ? when did you get clued in ? it 's pretty juicy stuff , right ? george : i -- i got to go . pete : yeah , see you . john : do n't do this . natalie : i was just asking some questions . i have a question for you , but brace yourself because it 's going to be a tough one . john : go on . natalie : what were you going to do if you never got carlo hesser 's confession ? were you just going to keep me in the dark about cristian for the rest of our lives ? [ scene_break ] david : you do n't mind if i order myself a drink ? asa : damn it , vickers . if you got something to say , say it . david : it concerns my brother , spencer . asa : i thought this was about my family , not yours . david : it 's about both of our families . spencer is out to get the buchanan 's . asa : yesterday 's news . i already got the scoop . david : really ? from whom ? asa : a confidential source , that 's whom . so if you do n't have anything specific , then -- david : as a matter of fact , that 's exactly what i have . asa : what ? david : something specific . asa : you know what your brother 's got planned ? david : no , no , no , not what he 's got planned . what he 's already up to . asa : spill it . david : oh , i will , but i 'd like something in return . [ scene_break ] rex : relationship problems . i 'm familiar with those myself . nash : going around , is it ? rex : like the flu . nash : ha - ha . except that bed rest and fluids ca n't cure my ill . rex : no . nash : bartender ? another one for my newfound friend here . rex : ah , only if you let me pick up the next round . nash : deal . rex : yeah , those dreaded relationships -- go figure . i mean , i 've never really had one before . nothing serious , anyway . i sure as hell was n't looking for one when this girl -- ah , why am i doing this ? nash : doing what ? rex : talking about it . nash : nah . rex : it wo n't help . nash : hmm . rex : she does n't like me . i know it 's not that simple , but i 've got this thing for her , but she -- nash : you know , there 's something to be said for `` simple , `` believe me . the girl i 'm in love with ? apparently she does n't even exist . rex : oh , you 're the one . nash : the one what ? rex : involved with tess . nash : you know her ? rex : no , but i 'm her -- ok , what am i ? uh -- i am her host body 's sister 's brother , sort of . nash : that family . you 're her brother , sort of ? rex : natalie 's , except not really . it 's a long story . anyway , when jessica was missing and she was with you , i was -- i was kind of looking for her . it 's -- anyway , my name 's rex , rex balsom . nash : nash brennan . rex : so , how is it you 're hanging out at antonio 's club ? i mean , is -- nash : yeah . i guess i was kind of hoping i 'd bump into him . maybe i could talk some sense into the fellow . rex : sense ? nash : yeah . do n't think i can ? rex : it 's a complicated situation . nash : yeah , i think i know that . rex : no -- no , i know you do . i did n't mean -- so antonio 's keeping you and tess apart , huh ? he does n't like you moving in on his girlfriend 's , what , alternate ? nash : antonio and i will never be friends , let 's put it that way . [ scene_break ] antonio : what the hell 's the matter with you ? you 're seriously -- did you somehow forget that i 'm the one with custody of jamie ? r.j. : no , no , i have n't forgotten , nor have i forgotten that you lied to the court . you and your fake girlfriend , who you had to fake because -- and i can not stress this enough -- your real girlfriend is a second - generation lunatic ! antonio : do n't you ever talk about jessica like that again , do you hear me ? she 's not a lunatic . she has an illness , and she 's being treated for it . r.j. : yeah , yeah . yeah , i guess it 's a good thing that these split personalities are so easy to cure , right ? i mean , i 'm sure she 'll be herselves in no time . antonio : look , i thought you and i had an understanding that you would n't go to the judge in exchange for my help with your plea bargain . r.j. : yeah , but you have n't done that yet . look , antonio , i 'm just looking for you to honor your commitment . all right ? if you do n't , i have no choice but to broadcast jessica 's malady to the court and to the evening news . i mean , do you want to see `` blond buchanan bonkers `` ? or how about `` llanview 's loony lord heiress , film at 11 : 00 `` ? [ scene_break ] jessica : look , i do n't think you understand the entire situation here . vinnie : what 's to understand ? you and your father have been holding niki smith prisoner in this house . vinnie : but it 's not going to work . i 'm going to straight to court , and i 'm going to get an injunction or a restraining order or a writ of habeas corpus . right now i need to talk to my client . jessica : whoa , whoa , do n't even think about it . vinnie : out of my way . jessica : i 'm not letting you up there . vinnie : like you could stop me , honey . jessica : no , wait . clint : now , why would the llanview police be interested in helping a woman who pushed their boss ' brother out that window ? niki : oh , for -- it was a long time ago . besides , i never meant for benji to die . and he did n't -- well , not then . clint : i doubt that anybody cares what you meant to do . niki : cool . i 'll just go over bo 's head . clint : oh , yeah , yeah . throw your weight around . niki : i will go to the supreme court if i have to . i swear , you can not keep me locked up in here any -- vinnie : you got a lot of stairs here . jessica : sorry , dad , i tried to stop him . vinnie : yeah . niki : who the hell are you ? vinnie : i 'm your lawyer . assuming you 're niki smith , which you got to be . i recognize the voice . clint : all right , all right , now you get out of here . niki : vinnie stokes ! just in time . clint : no , no , no . you stay here , and you get out . vinnie : i 'm not going anywhere . my client is being held here against her will . niki : you got that right , vinnie . vinnie : i demand that niki smith be released from captivity now . [ scene_break ] john : i was trying to honor the promise that i made to cris . natalie : do n't blame him for this . john : i 'm not . natalie : this is about you -- about your decisions , about your conscience , if you even have one . john : i have one . and it tore me apart keeping this from you . natalie : are you wanting me to feel sorry for you now ? john : not for a minute . natalie : how could you get involved with me knowing that my husband was still alive ? john : i did n't plan it . i did n't plan getting involved with you . but when it happened , the minute it happened , i went and saw cris and i told him . i told him all about it , and i gave him every opportunity in the world to tell you the truth . natalie : see , that 's where you went wrong . you went to cristian and not me . so the two of you could decide who was going to have me ? is that it ? john : it was n't like that . natalie : let me ask you a question . how did you decide my fate ? flip a coin ? [ scene_break ] spencer : bo , i do n't know if you knew this , but blair 's former nanny , ginger foley , was in a terrible car accident . and , well , when they brought her in , of course , i was on duty , and her injuries were so severe -- i mean , they did n't get her here in time . there was nothing i could do to save her . anyway , when paige found out that i was scheduled to perform your surgery , she got a little nervous . bo : really ? spencer : apparently , since i had already lost ginger on my operating table , she -- well , she was worried that i might lose you , too . paige : i was just concerned . i wanted to make sure bo got the best care possible . spencer : well , the verdict 's still out on whether or not he got the best , but he 's alive . paige : yes , spencer , i 'm sorry for ever doubting your abilities . spencer : well , thank you , paige . that means so much to me , coming from you . bo : you know what means a lot to me ? getting out of here . is there any timetable for that ? paige : it 's much too soon to even discuss it . spencer : yeah , but i definitely have to get out of here , so -- bo : well , thank you again , doctor . paige : i 'll be right back . bo : ok . paige : spencer . spencer : yeah ? paige : oh , do n't you look so smug . spencer : what ? what did i do now ? paige : why do you have to torture me like that ? spencer : oh , come on , paige , do n't be so upset , you know ? i mean , it 's not like i actually told bo that you and david were cold - blooded murderers . [ scene_break ] asa : i should have known . david : what ? asa : `` what `` ? how much it 's going to cost me . david : i 'm not looking for money . i want you to be sort of a go - between . asa : a what ? david : talk to dorian . put in a good word for me . asa : talk to dorian lord ? david : oh , come on . i 've seen you two together . i know you 're doing something together . i do n't want to know what . no need to fill me in on the details . i got more pressing matters to deal with . asa : i swear , vickers , i do n't know what the hell you 're talking about . david : talk to dorian and convince her to give me a second chance . asa : i thought you were the one who dumped her , not the other way around . david : asa , spencer forced me into that . asa : your brother 's a busy little boy . david : yes , he is . he 's very busy . and i 'll be willing to divulge what he 's been up to and how it concerns you . so what do you say ? do we have a deal ? [ scene_break ] rex : put it on my tab . bartender : got it . nash : cheers . rex : i could use some . nash : oh , that bad , huh ? she means that much to you ? rex : we 've got this amazing connection . but she 's got this other guy in her life . nash : you know him ? rex : oh , yes , i know him . mr . perfect . total straight arrow , just about the complete opposite of me . nash : what 's wrong with you ? rex : oh , well , if you polled the good citizens of llanview , the majority would say i 'm unworthy . nash : oh , well , join the club . what 's her name ? rex : adriana . nash : oh , beautiful name . rex : beautiful girl . nash : mm - hmm . well , fight for her , that 's what i say . rex : does n't look like you 're fighting all that hard . nash : you 're right . it 's nice to meet you . rex : same here . nash : thanks for the beer . rex : good luck with tess . nash : i 'm going to need it . [ scene_break ] clint : jessie , i want you to wait for me downstairs . niki : why ? let her stay . clint : i 'll handle this and i 'll be there . you know , i 'm just a second away . niki : oh , god , you people make me want to gag . jessica : fine . niki : god , look at her . daddy 's little girl . does exactly what he tells her to . clint : now , mr. stokes , you listen to me for a minute . vinnie : listen , my client is not going to -- clint : and do n't interrupt ! niki : hey , do n't you let him intimidate you . clint : now , your client is suffering from a mental illness . she 's being treated and she 's being held here for her own good . niki : my own good ? what the hell are you talking about ? you 're keeping me prisoner here in this room just so you can play your little -- your little power game . the court will decide what is good for me , right ? vinnie : ahem -- niki : right . clint : mr. stokes , you can go now . niki : no , you 're staying right here , vinnie . and while you 're here , you can witness the -- the disrespect and the cruelty and the inhuman treatment . as if i did n't have as much right to exist as viki does . clint : nobody ever said -- niki : and who the hell is to say that she 's the one who 's sane and i 'm the one that 's nuts ? i am not nuts , i 'm just another side of viki 's personality -- the fun side . clint : oh , yeah , you 're a barrel of laughs , niki . vinnie : whoa , whoa , whoa -- when you talk about a different side of -- clint : yeah , that 's -- that 's viki . my ex - wife , viki davidson . vinnie : you lost me . niki : ok , i 'm an alter , ok ? like a split personality ? you know , sybil . vinnie : you 're saying you have multiple personalities ? niki : ca - ching ! vinnie : so you 're not real ? niki : of course i 'm real . look , i 'm real , see ? and my money is just as good as victoria 's . clint : you have no money . vinnie : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa -- niki : oh , do n't be listening to him , vinnie . that -- he just wants to keep me locked up because he treats me like i 'm a dirty little secret . vinnie : so you 're saying you 're not crazy ? niki : of course i 'm not crazy . i 'm perfectly sane . i know what day it is . i know the difference between right and wrong . clint : since when ? niki : since when is it a crime to want to have a little fun in life ? clint : you tried to kill my brother . that is a crime . niki : well , you ca n't prove it . see , vinnie ? he 's so biased against me . vinnie : i can see that he 's biased . he 's definitely -- niki : yeah , yeah , he 's biased . vinnie : biased . niki : and you 're not going to keep me locked up here like a -- like a monkey in a cage . i am going to have a hearing . i got a right to it , and you ca n't stop me . clint : yeah , maybe i ca n't . niki : hmm . clint : but viki can . chicken tortilla . niki : oh , clint ! if you really think viki 's going to pop out and save the day , then you 're the one who 's nuts . vinnie : viki who ? niki : because you know what ? if she were going to come out , she 'd have been here by now . clint : oh , not necessarily . niki : i got news for you . and you ai n't going to like it , but that 's tough . i 'm here , i 'm staying , and ai n't nobody going to stop me from having my day in court . certainly not miss icky viki . clint : here . niki : what 's that ? clint : it 's a letter that viki wrote after the last time you got out , and it states that you , niki , if you choose to assume your rights -- your so - called rights -- then you , niki , should be immediately committed to a mental institution . and it is signed and notarized , if you take a look . niki : vinnie ? vinnie : hmm . niki : well , what the hell does that mean -- `` hmm `` ? vinnie : this does appear to be legally binding . i mean , there 's no law against committing yourself . niki : committing myself ? i did n't write this , you idiot ! i ai n't viki ! clint : ah , but you are . and you said so yourself . `` i 'm just another aspect of her personality . `` i 'm sorry , niki . you lose . jessica : yes , we 're expecting dr. jamison . a family emergency ? yeah , we 'll reschedule as soon as he gets back , then . ok , thanks for calling . bye . [ doorbell rings ] jessica : nash ? nash : i still ca n't stay away . [ scene_break ] antonio : you want my help , r.j. , threatening me is not the way to get it . r.j. : ok , look , i simply needed to impress upon you how serious i am about jamie . antonio : there is nothing more important to me than the well - being of jessica and jamie . but you continue with this crap , and not only are you going to end up in prison , but you 'll never see jamie again . r.j. : are you going to talk to the feds ? antonio : i said i would . i 'm a man of my word . r.j. : yeah . that 's what i keep hearing . well , i 'll be waiting for your call . carlotta : is everything ok ? antonio : everything 's cool . no worries . carlotta : i pray that 's true . for the first time in so long , i have hope for my family 's happiness . you back with jamie and jess , and now cristian back with natalie . antonio : yeah . it 's a very complicated situation , so -- carlotta : oh , i know . i know natalie 's still involved with someone else , but cristian is her husband . if she had been told that cristian was alive , she 'd never have gotten involved with john mc bain in the first place . i pray she comes to her senses and just cuts that man out of her life once and for all . [ scene_break ] john : i understand that you 're angry . i deserve it . but i got stuck in the middle of something , and there was no easy way out of it . natalie : very touching . john : hey , i know you do n't want to hear this , and it does n't change anything . but i thought about telling you about a thousand times . i even came close a couple . but every time i started , you made it perfectly clear you did n't want to hear about ghosts and demons . and at the end of the day , i made cris that promise . and i felt like i owed it to him , even though i knew none of this would turn out right . now , i know i hurt you and i probably ruined whatever we had between us . i 'm going to have to live with that somehow . i guess what i 'm trying to say is , i 'm sorry , natalie . natalie : are you asking for my forgiveness ? [ scene_break ] nash : i do n't supposed there 's any chance you 're tess ? jessica : no . nash : could i come in anyway ? jessica : that 's not such a good idea . you see , niki hired a lawyer somehow , and they 're upstairs causing all sorts of -- clint : jessica , mr. stokes is on his way out . vinnie : but i am not abandoning my client . no way , no how . clint : out , go ! vinnie : just tell your mother i 'll be in touch . clint : go . what are you doing here ? nash : i just came to check on jessica . jessica : i 'm fine . i 'm more concerned about what happened upstairs . how did she get a phone ? clint : from you . did n't you miss it ? jessica : oh , my god , i 'm so sorry . i did n't even realize -- clint : no , it 's all right . it 's all right , jessie . it 's not your fault . niki is a tricky one , always has been . [ doorbell rings ] clint : ah . delivery man : large pie , anchovies with extra cheese . clint : who ordered a pizza ? [ scene_break ] paige : still working on that milk shake , huh ? bo : you know , it tastes even better now that i know that it 's not good for me . hey , i 'm sorry -- about before , with spencer . i knew you were really upset . i 'm not sure exactly why , but there 's a lot -- a lot of tension between the two of you . paige : i just do n't trust him . that 's why i got so upset when i found out he was going to perform your surgery . bo : you really did n't think that he would n't do his best work ? paige : of course not . i mean , he has his reputation to protect . bo : yeah , i guess so . but you -- you 're carrying a whole lot of anger around . i can see it in your eyes when you see him or if somebody mentions him . paige : well , our marriage was a disaster , and our divorce even worse , very painful . bo : you know , whatever happened between you and spencer , it 's over . he ca n't hurt you anymore . [ scene_break ] david : do we have a deal or not ? asa : i do n't make deals with scum like you . david : you 're making a mistake . asa : oh , i 've made a lot of mistakes , vickers . but this is not one of them . david : so you do n't want to know what spencer 's up to ? asa : the hell i do n't . but i 'll find out on my own . because everything that comes out of your damn mouth is a lie . how do i know you and your brother are n't in cahoots against me ? david : oh , come on , you ca n't be serious . asa : no ? you helped that brother of yours cheat at poker . only weasels do that . you know , i 've been thinking when you were talking that i -- i never really liked dorian lord that much . but i 'll be damned if she ca n't do a whole lot better than the likes of you . you know what you 're like ? you 're like that crap that i scrape off the bottom of my boots . david : you 've read me wrong , and you 're going to live to regret it . asa : no , no , i 'll tell you what i 'm going to regret , is that i ran into you today . spencer truman . what a coincidence . spencer : i 'm very glad to see you , too , asa . asa : really ? spencer : yeah . it 'll give you the perfect opportunity to apologize for barging into my operating room and almost killing your own son . spencer : what the hell was that all about ? david : what do you want ? spencer : what were you talking to asa buchanan about ? and i want the truth . david : if you 're implying that i was telling asa about what you 're trying to do to his family , you 're wrong . i did n't say a word . spencer : well , then what were you talking about , dave ? david : he wanted information , but i gave him nothing . spencer : you better not be lying . david : spencer , the last person in the world i would confide in is asa buchanan . i ca n't stand the old buzzard . spencer : really ? well , if that really is the case , dave , then you should consider joining forces with your big brother . [ scene_break ] rex : adriana . hi , it 's me , rex . i guess you 're not there . the reason i 'm calling -- there 's something i really need to talk to you about . but i guess it 'll have to wait until ginger 's funeral . i 'll see you there . [ phone rings ] rex : 8 - 3 - 1 - 7 -- who the -- hello ? you 're the last person i expected to hear from . [ scene_break ] john : i 'm not asking for forgiveness . natalie : good . because you 're not getting it . i do not forgive you for what you did to me . and i never will . oh , and by the way , i changed my mind . i 'm not quitting . because if anyone should be too ashamed to show their face around here , it 's you . john : i 'm not quitting , either . natalie : just as well . then you 're not off the hook . you 'll have to come in to work every day to see my face and know how much i hate you . because i do . i hate you , and i always will . [ scene_break ] david : why do you want me to join up with you ? you 've done nothing but make my life miserable . spencer : oh , now , that 's not true , and it 's also very unfair . we used to be a team , dave , a damn good one . i think we could be again . david : oh . you know , if i did n't know better , i 'd think that you were actually being sincere . spencer : i am , davey . you should really think about it . [ scene_break ] delivery man : hey , can you hurry it up ? it 's getting cold out here . clint : all right , take it all , take it all . delivery man : thanks . clint : anybody hungry ? jessica : uh - uh , that 's the least of what i am . no more waiting -- not for dr . jamison , not for anybody else . clint : yeah , i wonder what 's keeping him . jessica : he 's not coming . clint : what ? jessica : family emergency , so we have to do something , whatever it takes . clint : jessie , you got to be patient . jessica : no , not me . i 'm fresh out of patience , especially because this is all my fault . niki would n't be out if it was n't for me . clint : no , jessie . jessica : well , it 's true , dad . mom let niki out to help me , and i do n't even know if or when i 'm ever going to see her again . and i ca n't accept that , and i 'm not going to sit back and do nothing . clint : yeah , i know that , but you ca n't do this all by yourself . jessica : well , you know i 'm the only one that can fix this . i 'm the only one that can get rid of niki . so i 'm going to have to make the same sacrifice that mom made for me . i 'm going to have to let tess out . niki : damn you , viki ! how the hell did you get so sneaky ? got an ace up your sleeve , do n't you , huh ? well , lucky for me , i 'm sneakier than you are . because i got another one up mine . [ scene_break ] natalie : i want to see cristian vega , now . i 'm his wife . [ next_on ] kevin : kelly , will you marry me ? dorian : you brought this on yourself . antonio : thought maybe i could help you hold on to your business . todd : oh , i 'm going to get out , and you 're going to help me . cristian : john doe is dead , natalie . cristian vega is very much alive .
antonio and r.j. have a run in at the angel square diner over antonio not talking to the feds about r.j. r.j. threatens to make it public knowledge about viki and jessica and their alters . antonio promises to talk to the feds on r.j. 's behalf . asa and david have a conversation about spencer and what he is up to . david tells him that he can supply specific knowledge of what spencer has been up to .asa wants to know how much it will cost him . david wants asa to talk to dorian into taking him back . asa refuses . unbeknownst to them , spencer watches and listens to their conversation . asa leaves , and spencer join david . spencer wants to know what they have talked about .david denies telling him anything . nash and rex share a drink and a conversation about the women in their lives .
john : just tell me what the jury decided . natalie : you need your sleep . john : knock it off . tell me . cristian : is this a bad time ? natalie : hi . john : we were just talking about the trial . cristian : look , john , you ca n't really blame evangeline . john : for what ? cristian : maybe i should go . john : what 's going on , cris ? natalie : spencer 's not going to prison for killing your father . dorian : good . the doctor 's waiting for us . she 'll do an amnio , and then compare the d.n.a . to todd 's . blair : oh . this baby ca n't be spencer 's . it 's got to be todd 's . and we can get our life back together , our family . it 'll be the best christmas present we ever got . asa : whoo - eee ! ha - ha ! clint -- that 's a big - un . renee : you outdid yourself this year , clint . viki : well , at least you did n't throw your back out this time . clint : ah , well , it would 've been worth it for a tree like this . so , let 's get to decorating . viki : hey , thank you very much for doing this -- you know , bringing christmas spirit into llanfair , especially this year . clint : yeah . viki : i miss kevin terribly . clint : yeah , me , too . i know how much it means for the girls , though . viki : and for me . jessica : ooh . thank you for bringing us home , but you did n't have to . nash : oh , well , after what happened at the docks , there 's no way i was letting either of you out of my sight until i saw you home safe . jessica : oh , i 'm ok . i 'm just glad you and antonio showed up when you did . nash : yeah . jessica : you know , now that i have all of tess ' memories , there 's some of them that i do n't want . not you , nash . you were the best thing that ever happened to her . nash : your family 's expecting you . jessica : nash ? if you do n't have any plans , why do n't you stay ? antonio : oh , speak of the devil . todd : i thought i heard my name being dropped . bo : what do you know about truman 's disappearance , manning ? todd : he 's disappeared ? jeez . what the hell happened ? i thought he was on his way to wingnut . antonio : that 's wingdale . and he never made it . bo : but you already know that , do n't you ? todd : well , i do now -- you guys told me . so where is he ? [ spencer pants ] spencer : you 're not going to get away with this , todd . i swear to god , i 'm going to kill you ! and i 'll get away with it , too . i 'll get away with everything , even murder . dorian : kelly ? kelly : hi ! dorian : hi , sweetheart . how 's -- how 's darling little zane ? kelly : he 's doing great . they 're going to release him tonight . blair : oh , that 's great . dorian : that 's fantastic . kelly : thank you . yes , i 'm so excited . what are you guys doing here so late ? are -- are you seeing a doctor ? blair : yeah , yeah . i did . kelly : oh . is something wrong ? dorian : oh -- no , no . there 's nothing more -- wrong with blair -- no , nothing . blair : except that -- ahem -- i 'm carrying a baby . [ kelly gasps ] kelly : you 're pregnant ! blair : mm - hmm . kelly : oh , i 'm so happy for you ! congratulations ! you must be so excited ! [ kelly chuckles ] kelly : or not . blair : i have a few more tests to run . kelly : is everything ok with the baby ? dorian : well , there 's a -- a little problem . actually , there 's a very big problem . spencer truman -- blair : oh , now , we do n't know anything . kelly : oh , no . blair : no , no , we do n't know anything yet . but if it is spencer 's baby , i -- oh , god , i do n't know what i 'm going to do . john : why is n't truman going to jail ? cristian : sorry about that . when -- when i heard you say you were talking to natalie about the trial , i -- i thought you already knew . john : last thing i heard before going into surgery was that the judge had dismissed everyone . natalie : yeah , well , uncle bo said that spencer went nuts or pretended to . cristian : yeah , supposedly truman banged his head against the wall until he bled . and then he used his own blood to write on the wall . natalie : yeah , so the judge did a 180 and had spencer committed to wingdale . john : how the hell did this happen ? cristian : two words -- marty saybrooke . marty : excuse me . i would like to see commissioner buchanan , please . officer : the lady who helped truman beat the rap ? i doubt he wants to see you . todd : i ca n't believe you guys let him get away . what kind of idiots you got working here ? bo : where you been for the last few hours , manning ? todd : um -- what , do you think i let him escape ? after what he did to screw me over ? antonio : well , can you account for your whereabouts ? todd : oh , yeah , i was -- i was taking pot shots at an inflatable snowman . bo : i want a straight answer . todd : yeah , ha - ha . uh -- i was at `` the sun `` trying to figure out tomorrow 's headlines . antonio : anybody see you there ? todd : probably . bo : yes or no ? todd : i do n't know . i did n't think i 'd need an alibi . bo : i think you 're going to need an attorney if we find out you had anything to do with truman 's disappearance . marty : spencer 's disappeared ? bo : marty , what brings you here ? marty : what happened to spencer ? bo : the van that was taking him to wingdale was hijacked by a masked assailant . todd : what the hell you looking at me for ? she 's the one who is so hot to keep m out of prison . marty : spencer truman is desperately dturbed and he wo n't run . no , he 'll stay here , go after his enemies . bo : unless one of his enemies has already gone after him . [ christmas music plays ] viki : no , we have to put the lights on first . clint : i know , but do you remember this ? viki : yes . joey made it in camp . we were up to our ears in popsicle stick art that year . [ laughter ] viki : and kevin made this . i miss kevin . asa : if we 're going to start moaning and crying over christmases past , i 'm going to leave . renee : oh , do n't give me that , softie . i caught you this morning looking at that photograph , that old photograph of clint and bo sitting on santa 's lap ? [ cli laughs ] clint : yeah . was n't it amazing how much santa looked like asa ? asa : that 's right . somebody 's going to have to take over santa 's duties this year , what with all the new little ones bouncing around here . renee : yes , yes , yes . we 've got a lot to celebrate this christmas . viki : we really do . i wish we were all together , but you 're right , renee . it 's all working out . renee : oh , nothing short of a miracle . clint : and here 's jessica . viki : hey . jessica : here 's jessica . i was just putting bree up to sleep . renee : and where is that gorgeous husband of yours ? nash : well , i think i finally got her to settle . hi . renee : hi . jessica : antonio had to work , so nash brought bree and i home -- viki : oh . jessica : and i invited him to stay . viki : good . asa : why ? renee : asa ? nash : well , i do n't want to barge in on a family thing . viki : no , no , no , nash , please . please stay . you 're always welcome here . you 're bree 's father . nash : thank you . wow , that 's -- that 's quite the tree . jessica : oh , my gosh -- my stocking . i 've had this since kindergarten . wow . who are these for ? viki : well , sweetheart , i thought we 'd wait till later to put those up , ok ? antonio : can you verify that you were at work during spencer truman 's disappearance ? antonio : can you verify that you were at work during spencer truman 's disappearance ? todd : you want to go through my security tape ? bo : we 've been there and done that . todd : you know , i did n't come here to be harassed about something i do n't know anything about . bo : why did you come here , manning ? todd : i wanted to make sure that llanview 's finest did n't let another criminal get away with it ! bo : we 'll find truman . todd : uh - huh . well , hey , speaking of criminals , what 's llanview 's finest doing about the creep who tried to rape my daughter , cole thornhart ? marty : look , i thought that was settled . todd : nothing 's settled as long as that son of a bitch is running around free . marty : look , he was on steroids . todd : oh , yes , he was on steroids . and spencer 's nuts , so everybody gets a free pass . bo : the incident between starr and cole -- that 's under investigation . todd : why is n't he in jail ? bo : because jail would warrant formal charges . todd : so i 'm right . bo : and if you have a problem with any of this , you should take it up with the officer who 's in charge of the case . todd : all right . better warn her i 'm coming . bo : manning ? ahem . you know , marty 's right . i -- truman might come after you . you better watch your back . marty : todd , wait . todd : marty ? do n't try to defend your kid to me ever again . marty : no , no , this is n't about cole . this is about you and me . bo : hmm , no . antonio : which supports your theory . bo : he 's mixed up in this . antonio : well , i just wish we had something to hold him . bo : no , i think he can do us more use on the outside . i want to put a tail on him . maybe he 'll lead us to truman . [ spencer pants ] spencer : come on , come on , come on , come on . oh , come on -- i do n't have time for this ! ah ! oh , god . [ spencer pants ] spencer : this is not going to work on me , manning . this is not going to work on me ! you understand ? it 's not going to work . it 's not going to work . it 's not going to work . i 'm fine , i 'm fine , i 'm fine . i'fine . fall , damn it ! what -- kelly : if spencer is the father -- blair : he 's not . it 's impossible . dorian : oh , i wish it were . kelly : look , i do n't want to tell you what to do , but i 'm speaking from experience . when i got pregnant , i thought it was horrible , it was awful , but look how that turned out -- kevin loves zane like his own son . blair : kelly ? we 're talking about todd here . he 's still mad at me because i turned to spencer in the first place . spencer got rid of todd 's son . can you imagine what todd would do holding spencer 's child ? kelly : ooh , i do n't even want to think about that . blair : right . dorian : yeah . you 'd have to leave llanview . oh , god . and then i 'd be losing both of you . blair : no , no -- well , you 're not , ok ? because this child is todd 's and it 's going to bring us together . doctor : blair ? blair : hello , dr . chen . dr. chen : if you 're ready , let 's get started . blair : ok . kelly : good luck . dr. chen : just change into this and we 'll find out everything we can about your baby . blair : all right . thank you . natalie : marty saybrooke 's a shrink . john : i know who she is . she testified for manning a while back . natalie : look , it 's not like spencer 's getting away with it altogether . i mean , there 's going to be a retrial as soon as the shrinks at wingdale say that he 's ok for court . look , you 're going to get your justice , john . [ john sighs ] natalie : maybe you 'll be well enough then to be there . cristian : evangeline 's already prepping for a retrial . she 's not going to let this go . john : neither am i . [ phone rings ] cristian : that 's her now . maybe she has news . i 'll be back . [ john groans ] natalie : and , john , it 's time for your pain medication . john : i 'm fine . natalie : i can see that you 're in pain . john : no . natalie : i see it in your eyes . john : stuff makes me out of it , all right ? and i want to -- i want to try to be here , be here with you . natalie : i 'm surprised that you did n't blow a gasket with this . i really thought you were going to lose it and set back your recovery . john : i ca n't do anything right -- right now , not from here . i 'm going to have to let other people do it for me . natalie : can you do that , john ? john : bo , evangeline -- i trust them . right now , i just want to concentrate on what 's important . natalie : john , we should n't do this . you could get an infection . john : doctors do n't know everything . natalie : if i did n't know any better , i would think you were up to something . marty : i know you think i testified on spencer 's mental condition as some sort of slap to you . but it was n't -- it had nothing to do with you . so i hope this business with cole is n't your way of getting back at me . todd : i want some justice for my kid , that 's all . marty : so do i . hey , like it or not , you and i are livingn the same town again . our paths are going to cross , so we 're going to have to find some way to coexist . todd : how about this way -- you stay the hell away from me and make sure your son stays the hell away from starr . antonio : tail all set ? bo : done . antonio : all right . i 'll check back with you later . bo : all right . marty : well , i 've been getting that look from everybody today . bo : well , what do you expect , marty ? marty : i was doing my job . bo : ok . why do n't you have a seat and you can do your job for me right now . marty : well -- bo : now , spencer truman -- i mean , you know him , right , from a -- a psychological standpoint . do you think that -- that he would set up his own escape ? marty : well , thanks for asking , since everybody else seems to think i 'm a vengeful quack . bo : yeah , see , i 've read your c.v . i 've made a few calls to some of your references in california . marty : i do n't know whether i should be flattered or insulted . bo : well , i 'm just doing my job . marty : well , i guess i must have passed the test if you 're asking for my opinion . [ marty sighs ] marty : look , i know everybody thinks spencer was faking it , but he wasn't . but let 's say it was an act . a renowned surgeon like him going to those lengths -- i mean , particularly against todd ? planning and faking margaret 's murder , the disappearance of her son ? framing todd for the murders all the way to the death chamber ? these are -- these are not acts of a sane man . bo : but i 'm not denying that he 's a sociopath . marty : exactly . i mean , as a doctor , he would know what it means to be found unfit . in prison , he would at least have a chance at parole , but in a mental institution ? no , his fate is in the hands of the doctors . he could be there for the rest of his life . bo : yeah , ok , but as a doctor , he could know how to convince them that he 's cured . marty : well , then he goes back on trial and is probably found guilty . bo : ok . let 's get back to my original question . marty : no , no . i do n't think spencer planned his escape . by the way you were questioning todd , i do n't think you do , either . you think todd had something to do with this ? bo : do you ? marty : why are you asking me ? bo : because you know todd -- psychologically speaking . i mean , you did an evaluation on him a couple of years ago . do you think that he was hiding something just now ? marty : look , i really do n't want to get involved in this . bo : oh . you already are involved in this . marty : no , no , no . i -- i can not weigh in on todd , not with our history . bo : yeah , but you told me yourself spencer truman is a dangerous man . now , f he 's out there right now on his own , have to know that . but if he 's not -- i mean , if he 's out there but there 's someone else who is responsible for his situation right now -- see , i have to know that , too . marty : then i think it would be smart to keep an eye on todd . dorian : so zane is coming home tonight ? kelly : yeah ! i 'm so excited but i 'm terrified . dorian : does this mean you 'll be leaving for london soon ? kelly : well , i miss kevin and he misses zane . it 's important for us to be together . you knew this day would come . dorian : i was hoping it was going to be later rather than sooner . [ dorian sighs ] kelly : you always said yowanted me to be happy . dorian : if you can be with kevin . kelly : i really think we 're going to make it this time . please be happy for me . dorian : well , i am . i 'm -- i 'm happy for you . i 'm just not happy that you 're going to be so far away . i 'm sorry . i ca n't help it . kelly : i miss -- i 'm going to miss you . dorian : i 'm going to miss you . hmm . dr. chen : excuse me -- dr . lord ? dorian : yes ? dr. chen : you can go in now if you 'd like . dorian : oh , thank you , dr . chen . kelly : right . dorian : ok . how did it go ? blair : fine . kelly : are you ok ? blair : yeah . so it 's going to take about a week for the d.n.a . test , you know , to be complete . i just do n't know if i can wait that long . dorian : you 're not going to have to because -- blair : what are you talking about ? dorian : yeah . i pulled in some favors from back when i was chief of staff here and they 're going to get the test result to you in 24 hours . blair : oh , my god . you mean in a day , i 'm going to know whether this baby is todd or spencer 's ? spencer : oh , i ca n't take much more of this . i got to get out of here . [ spencer pants ] spencer : oh , thank god -- thank god you 're here . rachel ray here bo : so do you think todd kidnapped truman , or maybe killed him ? marty : i am not the one you should be asking about this . bo : ca n't you give me a straight answer ? just leave the personal out of it ? marty : yes , i can , but i -- bo : ok , well , then do it . marty : ok . look , i do n't know if todd had anything to do with spencer 's escape , but there was something that bothered me . bo : what ? marty : todd 's reaction when the judge found spencer unfit -- or rather , his lack of a reaction . that 's not todd 's style . bo : i thought the same thing . but look , you did n't come here to talk about todd , so what did you want to talk to me about ? marty : a job . antonio : yeah , no -- no , thanks for getting back to me so soon . i just need to make sure that it arrives in time . yeah . oh , it 's for my beautiful wife . and i want to make sure she has the most wonderful christmas she 's ever had . [ christmas music plays ] jessica : we should get you a stocking . nash : no . i mean , it 's not like i 'm going to be here for christmas , but i am glad brennan is . this is -- this is awesome . the tree -- it 's -- it really is huge . jessica : well , we do go a little over the top at christmastime . asa : jessie , nothing 's too over the top in this family . renee : especially when it comes to loving one another . viki : and that , we do . we certainly do . clint : nash , why do n't you stick around and help us decorate the tree , huh ? and you can start by helping me with the lights . untangle that . [ laughter ] clint : are you one of those people who likes to start at the top of the tree or the bottom of the tree ? nash : i really do n't know . i 've never done this before . i guess i 'll follow your lead , do my best . clint : bottom it is , then . let 's go . [ doorbell rings ] viki : oh , i 'll get it . clint : you know , it 's at this untangling stage when i usually start my holiday swearing . nash : huh . viki : i found some more family jessica : hi ! renee : oh . kelly : yes , there are two of us . whoops . spencer : i knew you 'd come . blair : of course i came , spencer . spencer : oh -- blair : i could n't let you suffer like this . spencer : oh , baby -- i do n't know how to thank you . blair : oh , i bet you can find a way . look at these . les just throw those away . spencer : oh . [ blair gasps ] blair : oh , baby , look at this . you 're hurt . spencer : oh , no , that 's all right . it 's ok . blair : oh , no , it 's not . hmm . oh , i 'm going to make it better . oh , i hate todd for what he did to you . spencer : you hate todd ? blair : yes , i hate todd . ooh , because i love you . you know , spencer , i 've never stopped loving you . spencer : i love you , too . blair : oh . spencer : blair ? blair ! come back . i still need you . blair : todd ? oh , thank god he 's not here . because he knows me too well . he 'll know something 's wrong . dorian : blair , this stress really ca n't be good for you or the baby . blair : you know , dorian , how can i not stress ? dorian : right . i know that you -- you want this baby to be todd 's , and you 're really afraid that it may be spencer 's , but i just have to ask you -- why were n't you taking precautions ? blair : oh , come on . it 's a little late to worry about that now , do n't you think ? dorian : oh , you just bet it is , so what we have to do right now is come up with a plan in case the baby turns out to be spencer 's . blair : i do n't want to think about that . dorian : well , you 'd better think about it . i mean , we have to make some kind of plan if this baby is spencer truman 's . blair : well , i -- i 'll just -- i want to tell todd that it 's his baby anyway . dorian : what ? blair : yeah . dorian : you ca n't do that . first of all , todd 's a bit too cagey . he 'll demand proof . blair : ok . ok , miss maven of manipulation . you got a better idea ? hit me with it . come on . dorian : this is no time to be calling me names , darling . blair : well , then help me out here . dorian : you need my advice , exactly . i -- i do n't think there 's any way -- no -- no -- nothing i could possibly come up with that would -- would make todd stay with you if that 's spencer 's baby . unless -- blair : unless -- what ? [ christmas music plays ] jessica : when was he released ? kelly : tonight . i took him home tonight . viki : well , i 'm delighted you brought him here first . kelly : i 'm sure you must be missing kevin . viki : yeah . asa : kelly ? key : mm - hmm ? asa : when are youoing to introduce my great - great - grandson ? kelly : did you hear that , zane ? someone very , very important wants to meet you . go . jessica : hey , nash , where are you going ? nash : i -- i should get back to the vineyard . i got to -- jessica : tonight ? nash : yeah , i -- i just -- i got to do some woron some of the other buildings in the vineyard , and i just -- i 'm really glad that brennan 's going to spend christmas here with you . just all that -- it 's -- it 's awesome . jessica : i remembered some of the conversations that you had with tess , about spending christmases in foster homes . it must be hard , knowing what you were missing . nash : it was what is was . but am glad that bree 's going to be here with you . it 's a big tree . jessica : yeah , i -- i also remembered last christmas when i was pregnant , and you and i -- you and tess were talking about baby 's first christmas together . nash : yeah . tess was going to spoil her rotten . jessica : i 'm afraid i 've already done that . nash : no . you are a great mother . nash : thank you for that . would it be all right if i went up and said good night -- jessica : of course , of course . yes . nash : thanks . [ phone rings ] jessica : hello ? antonio : hey , baby . jessica : hey , what 's up ? antonio : no , i was just calling to make sure you were all right . jessica : oh , i 'm fine . i 'm at llanfair . i 'm surrounded by buchanans . we 're decorating the tree . antonio : well , i hope i can make it . i would hate to miss that . jessica : you know , we 're so lucky that we get to be with our families at christmas . antonio : uh -- well , yeah . where did that come from ? jessica : i do n't know -- the holidays always get to me . i ca n't wait to see you . antonio : yeah , me , too , you , baby . i love you . jessica : love you . marty : well , when i first came back to llanview , i was looking for work . you know , something that would let me spend more time with cole than a private practice would . and i applied for a job here -- as a profiler for the department . bo : i did n't know that . marty : that was before the l.p.d . named me public enemy number one . bo : no -- no , come on . i think there may be one or two people that are further up on the list than you are . marty : well , i still do n't think i 'd be welcome here with open arms . so -- um -- i 'm withdrawing my application . it will probably be on your desk soon , so you can just , you know , rip it up . bo : are you sure that 's what you want me to do ? marty : yeah , i think it would be best . thanks , bo . john : i 'm not planning anything , except for more surgeries . nothing else i can do , even if i wanted to . natalie : i know you want to . i 'm just glad that you 're not going to mess up your health for this . what did evangeline say ? cristian : she 's flipping out . natalie : oh . well , i do n't blame her . if i had been there when the judge ruled spencer incompetent , i would have gone nuts . john : tell her she did good . not her fault . cristian : i will . and hopefully , next time i see you , truman 's found out . and you can get back to putting him where he belongs . john : yeah . hey , why do n't you -- why do n't you walk cris out ? and maybe you 'd do me a favor ? natalie : sure . what ? john : you know , all this fruit juice and broth is -- is killing me . i was wondering if maybe i could have -- you know , something real to drink . natalie : all right , i 'll see what i can do . john : ok . cristian : see you , man . natalie : thanks . cristian : here , i 'll help you . natalie : oh , thanks . cristian , i just -- i want to thank you for being such a good friend to john . cristian : i 'm your friend , too , you know . you do n't have to go through this alone . natalie : thank you . you know , someone like john is going to get a lot better faster than any of us think . because you ca n't keep someone like him down for too long . john : yeah , i just heard . what do i do now ? i nail the bastard myself . what i need you to do , mike , is , i need you to go to the doctors . i need you to get them to speed up this process , all right ? to finish off these grafts in the next couple sessions . do n't argue with me , just do it . natalie : over my dead body . [ christmas music plays ] asa : well , howdy there , little cowboy . you are the first of a whole new generation of buchanans . and , oh , son , do i ever have plans for you . kelly : i just want you all to know that zane has been cleared to travel , so we 're going to be going to london as soon as possible . renee : not possible . we have n't had time to spoil him yet . asa : no . kelly : kevin and i just want to get started on our new lives over there . clint : yeah . well , we understand that , of course , but we sure are going to miss you something awful . renee : hmm . you and kevin and this glorious baby . kelly : i know that you wanted us to stay for the holidays , viki . i 'm sorry . viki : do n't you ever , ever , ever be sorry for being happy . that 's all i ever wanted for my children -- grandchildren and great - grandchildren . if you , kevin , and zane are happy , then i 'm happy . kelly : oh , thank you . nash : hey . you did n't have to wait for me . jessica : how is she ? nash : she 's still out like a light . jessica : um -- nash : good night . jessica : you know -- well , wait . i was thinking -- um -- for bree -- she really has a pretty good deal , you know ? she 's going to have two christmases -- one with you , one with me . two trees with -- nash : yeah . jessica : presents underneath them . nash : i do n't think i 'm going to have a tree , but -- hey , that -- that tree is big enough for two houses , so -- good night . bye . jessica : mom -- viki : hi , babe . jessica : do you have any christmas ornaments that i could use ? viki : yes . there 's a whole box full in front of the hall closet . help yourself . jessica : thanks . jessica : nash , i am going to give you a christmas to remember . antonio : i just spoke to the guy tailing manning . nothing unusual . bo : all right , i 've got an a.p.b . out on truman , so we 'll find him . i just wonder if he 's going to be alive when we do . spencer : oh , god -- blair -- please save me , blair . blair : aw , spencer . why would i save you ? i hate you . spencer : but it 's -- it 's todd that you hate . blair : i love todd . spencer : no . blair : yes . spencer : you love me . blair : no . spencer : you said you love me . blair : i never loved you , spencer . i want you to suffer . i want you to die . oh ! no ! agh ! spencer ! spencer : i 'm not going to die . you 're the one that 's going to die ! you betrayed me . come on ! blair : no ! agh ! spencer : i 'm through with you . blair : spencer ? spencer : oh , blair . blair ? you come back here ! i 'm not through with you ! blair : you know what ? i 'm not going to stand here and worry about a contingency plan until we know what the doctors have to say . dorian : ahem . todd : so you saw the doctor ? blair : yes ! yes , and we -- we have good news . dorian : the -- the brain tumor has not reoccurred . todd : so what 's the problem ? blair : we 're just going to wait and find out what the doctors have to say . dorian : it 's etting late . i have to get home . i 'll leave the two of you . bye- bye , blair . blair : bye , dorian . thanks . dorian : bye - bye , todd . blair , dear -- blair : hmm ? dorian : i 'll be calling you in the morning . blair : ok . todd : ahem . are you positive everything 's ok ? you do n't look good . blair : it 's -- stress . [ blair sighs ] todd : all right . want a drink ? blair : no -- no . no . todd : all right , that 's it . i want the truth . let 's hear it . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] antonio : if i start to feel threatened by nash , that means i start to doubt jessica . jessica : will you just let me give you a christmas ? john : i have to get out of here so i can finish truman off . bo : we 're starting to think that he was abducted . blair : todd , what did you do ?
spencer curses as he tries to free himself . he vows to kill todd . his wrists are bloody from trying to damage the structure that holds him , and that water constantly dripping on his forehead is driving him crazy . `` i 'm fine ! i 'm fine ! `` he shouts to himself . soon a bright light has flooded the room . `` you came . i am so glad to see you ! `` it is blair she wears a gold trenchcoat and when she takes it off , she has a skimpy , sexy dress on underneath . she swings her hips as she walks towards him and she undoes his cuffs , kissing him . `` i hate what todd did to you . `` he is so glad that she hates todd . they go to a corner in the storage room and fall to the floor to make love it has all been a dream . he has hallucinated the whole thing . no one is there and he is still tied up with duct tape . `` blair ? `` he calls out quietly . no one is there . todd is at the police station and he is told that spencer is missing . todd fakes anger at that . marty comes to the office and overhears todd and bo talking about spencer . `` what happened to spencer ? `` she learns that he is missing . bo is interested about why todd has come there . he says that he came there to ask about what the hell went on in court . he leaves the office now to go . marty follows him and asks if they can talk for a minute . `` we both have to live in this town , so we have to learn to co - exist . `` he orders her to stay away from him and to keep her kid away from his . antonio and bo are watching the two talk through the blinds and their spidey sense tell them that todd is all involved in this . they could pick him up as a person of interest , but they decide instead that they can learn more by leaving todd alone and putting a trace on him . marty returns to bo 's office , and antonio looks like he smells something bad when he walks by her and leaves the room . `` i get that a lot , `` she explains . bo thinks that she should n't be surprised . she has come to the station to tell bo that she has applied for a job there as profiler and with the way that people have been treating her , she thinks that it would be better if he just teared up her application . `` are you sure you want me to do that ? `` she is . she leaves the office and once alone , bo gets out her application and reads . spencer sees blair again . this time she has a black leather coat on . `` help me ! `` she asks him why she should when she hates him . he reminds her that it is todd that she hates . she denies it and he chokes her while she struggles it 's all a dream , but still he calls for blair while his hands are not balled up into red little fists . `` come back blair ! `` he shouts angrily . `` come back ! ``
langston : what if your mom calls the school ? starr : no , she wo n't . langston , we have first period free . nobody is going to notice that we 're late . dorian : good morning , girls . starr : aunt dorian , good morning . langston : good morning . dorian : all dressed and ready to go out ? langston : we have to be at school early . starr : for a special assembly . dorian : not without breakfast . starr : well , we 're actually really late , so we 'd better be going -- langston : you know , we can just pack up some food and take it to go . dorian : great . there 's croissants and brioche on the kitchen counter . starr : great . okay , sounds good . dorian : oh , just a minute . um -- have you heard from cole ? langston : nope . starr : but we 're really worried about him . dorian : so am i . it 's a really tragic situation . but if you hear from him -- starr : we wo n't get involved . langston : definitely not . dorian : good . starr : promise . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] viki : hello , dorian . dorian : viki ? bonjour . [ scene_break ] marcie : gigi , i 'm very nervous here , okay ? i 'm a total -- total nervous wreck as it is . gigi : honey , you 're going to be just fine . all you have to do is remember to be friendly and make the customers feel important . marcie : yes , i have to keep smiling . is n't that what i do ? i have to keep smiling . but how do i do that ? okay ? gigi , how do i do that ? how do i keep smiling ? how do i put on a happy face the morning after my husband has been taken away in handcuffs ? okay , you tell me , how am i supposed to do that ? because i do n't know ! [ scene_break ] michael : excellent use of manpower , talia , dragging me all the way back here from texas . talia : brooks , is the commissioner in ? officer brooks : yeah . talia : come on . bo : yeah ? michael . have you contacted your lawyer ? michael : i do n't want a lawyer . i want to see my brother . [ scene_break ] john : hey , cole , i 'm at the hospital , all right ? laurence is still in surgery . call me when you get this . oh . natalie : any word yet ? john : thanks . no , he 's still in there . natalie : and you 're still not talking . john , why wo n't you tell me what happened last night ? who shot miles ? cole : john , please , get out of my way ! john : no . cole : please ! miles : cole , what are you doing ? john : it was an accident , that 's all i can tell you . natalie : so you 're telling me that miles , a man you hate and find responsible for all sorts of terrible things , was accidentally shot , and you were there ? did you shoot miles ? [ scene_break ] gigi : you 're doing what you have your husband will understand that -- someday . marcie : you know , i kept trying to tell myself that he was going to be all right , you know ? and then i heard his voice , and then i heard the cops , the way they were treating him . i mean , god , gigi , you know what ? look what i have done to my husband . gigi : all right . you have got to try and put all of that out of your mind , as much as you can , okay ? you ca n't think about that . marcie : okay . gigi : what do you say we make tracks to the diner before moe has his first meltdown of the day ? marcie : sounds good , because i 've already had mine . so -- so , this is going to be a busy day , then , huh ? gigi : yeah . it 's always busy first thing in the morning , especially with viki gone . that 's why moe was so eager to hire you -- we 're short staffed . marcie : oh , i know somebody named viki , at home . gigi : you 'd really like this viki , if she ever comes back . she 's really sweet and funny . marcie : well , i bet you she 's a better waitress than i am , right ? gigi : yeah ? well , she had zero experience when she started , too , so do n't worry . marcie : that 's uplifting . thank you very much . and moe -- he 's all right with paying me under the table and everything -- that 's okay ? gigi : oh , yeah , he said it 's no problem . marcie : okay . and -- and you did n't tell him that the fbi was looking for me , either , right ? gigi : do i look stupid ? oh . let 's go . marcie : i 'm sorry , i 'm just really nervous . but look , i 'm going to call lonnie , okay ? because i want to make sure that -- that tommy 's okay . what are you doing ? what ? gigi : lonnie just picked tommy up a few minutes ago . they 're not even home yet . marcie : yeah , no -- i know -- i know that you 're right about that , but -- come on , gigi . you know , this is the first time that i have been away from the little bug since i left , and even if it 's just for a few hours , i want to -- gigi : all right , but you know what ? you need to make some money -- for tommy , too , right ? here we go . marcie : well , yeah , but look -- i mean , come on , gigi . no , no , please . no , no , no , no ! look , i 'm waitressing tables in texas , for god 's sake , okay ? i 'm sorry . oh , i 'm so sorry , gigi . i did n't -- i did n't mean it that way . look , i just -- i just ca n't believe that it 's come to this , gigi . my husband was arrested . he was arrested because of me -- because of me , because he wanted to find us , the most important thing in the world to him . gigi : grab your stuff . marcie : what ? [ scene_break ] bo : would you take michael mcbain out to the squad room , please ? let him call his brother . did you get a report from the texas police ? i 'm sure they followed procedure . talia : yes . and michael cooperated fully . bo : it 's hard to believe , though , is n't it ? that a guy like that would risk going to jail to look for a woman who 's trying to run away from him just as fast as she can . [ scene_break ] dorian : entré , s'il vous plait . viki : thank you . dorian : so how did you find paris ? formidable ? [ speaks french ] viki : it was fine . what 's with the cane ? dorian : oh -- i was the victim of a hit - and - run , but i will be perfectly fine in no time . viki : oh , i 'm glad to hear that . is my brother around ? dorian : no . viki : oh . dorian : your brother and his loving wife have taken their son , jack , to school . viki : his wife ? dorian : yes . did n't todd email you or phone you ? viki : oh , obviously , no , he did n't . dorian : oh , i guess he figured that you would hear about it soon enough . shame on him . viki : so , todd and blair got -- dorian : yes , they have tied the knot again . viki : oh . dorian : your brother is one very , very lucky man . starr : aunt viki ? viki : hi , darling . starr : hi . viki : hello . langston : hi . viki : sweetheart , i just heard that your parents got married again . is n't that nice ? starr : yeah , thank you . viki : and i also heard about marty . i am so , so sorry for cole . starr : yeah . viki : is he staying here with you ? is he with nora ? do you have any idea where he is ? dorian : starr , tell your aunt viki what happened . starr : yeah , sure . um -- you see , cole 's not doing too well , and it 's not just because of his mother . viki : why , what do you mean ? starr : he 's in a lot of trouble . the fbi agents think that he , um -- dorian : apparently , cole shot miles laurence . [ scene_break ] natalie : that 's why you 're being so vague . that -- that 's why you were sticking around , to see if miles was going to make it . john : oh , come on , do n't do this . natalie : you blame miles for what happened to marty , right ? my god , john . doctor : are you miles laurence 's friend ? natalie : yeah , that 's me . doctor : they told me that you were waiting for word . natalie : he 's okay , right ? i mean , he made it ? doctor : mr. laurence was a very lucky guy . natalie : oh , thank god . doctor : the bullet missed his heart and every major blood vessel . he had a collapsed lung , so i had to put a chest tube in . natalie : but he 's going to be all right ? doctor : well , the prognosis is good , yes . natalie : god , thank you . can i see him ? doctor : well , he 's in recovery right now , but they 're going to bring him to i.c.u . pretty soon . but i 'm going to keep him sedated for a while . natalie : it 's okay . i just want to sit with him . doctor : okay . if you have any questions , have me paged , hmm ? natalie : got it , thank you . great news , huh ? john : that is good news . [ phone rings ] john : excuse me . it 's the -- it 's the station . they probably want an update on laurence . i probably should just head over there . thanks for the coffee . natalie : yeah , and thanks , you know , for being here all night . john , why ca n't you just tell me what really happened last night ? why does it matter to you so much whether miles pulls through ? john : take care of yourself , natalie . [ natalie sighs ] natalie : you , too . [ scene_break ] michael : come on , john . it 's his voicemail again . officer : you need to get your lawyer over here . ramsey : good work . commissioner in ? officer : yeah , he is . yeah , but he 's -- ramsey : why have n't i heard from you ? talia : excuse me ; you have no right to speak to him like that . ramsey : because you and your crack force have n't done a damn thing , am i right ? not only have n't you arrested cole thornhart , you have n't even found him . [ scene_break ] viki : well , i mean , i heard about miles . i had no idea cole was involved . starr : well , i mean , we do n't know anything for sure yet , so -- viki : that poor boy -- i mean , to lose his mother and now this ? is -- is he in police custody ? starr : actually , nobody knows where he is . langston : yeah , and we are so scared for him . but if he calls , we 're not answering . starr : the fbi agent said that we would get in trouble that way . viki : oh , sweetheart , this must be so awful for you . starr : yeah , but i just have to remain , you know , strong for cole . viki : yeah . starr : right ? well , we 're going to be late for school , so -- langston : yeah , we 'd better get going . and do n't worry , dorian , we 'll eat the food when we get there . dorian : good . call me , and i 'll call you if i hear anything about cole . starr : okay . and , aunt viki , it was really nice seeing you . i want to hear all about paris as soon as we 're not so busy . viki : i 'll call you later . starr : okay . langston : bye . bye , guys . viki : bye . dorian : may i take your coat ? viki : um -- thank you . my god , poor cole . dorian : wo n't you go into the living room ? dorian : would you like some tea or coffee ? viki : no , no , thank you very much . dorian : please , do sit down . now , we 've all been going through a very painful time while you were on your extended vacation . huh . blair has been helping todd search for his son . it 's been harrowing . viki : i wonder where todd is . dorian : i must say , i really did find it astonishing that -- that you would be off enjoying yourself in paris with asa 's death and todd going through such a stressful situation . viki : well , i did keep in touch with my family , and if they had needed me , i would have come home , as i did when i heard about marty . dorian : so you 're saying if marty had not been killed , you would still be in paris ? viki : dorian , it was a very , very important time for me . and frankly , as soon as i know that everyone is all right , i intend to go back . dorian : really ? what possessed you to just give up your life that way ? viki : it was n't a what , it was a who . it was you , dorian . you did it . dorian : i made you go to paris ? viki : yes . do you remember our last conversation , in asa 's wine cellar on the day of his funeral ? dorian : i recall it very well . viki : huh . dorian : but i had no idea that profoundly . viki : you said some things to me that day that made me realize i was due for a change . and i think without that wake - up call , i never would have left . i would 've stayed here and nothing would 've been different . dorian : and what 's different now ? viki : nearly everything , and i have you to thank for that . dorian : oh . i envy you . i -- i really do . to have the courage to make a change like that , to get out of your rut . [ viki chuckles ] viki : well , i suppose it took a bit of guts , that 's all . dorian : hmm . so off you went -- [ dorian laughs ] dorian : to my favorite city in the world , paris -- the center of the universe . viki : that 's what they say , yes . dorian : i was in paris , too . unfortunately , paris , texas . i was only passing through , but -- oh , oh , i made myself miserable thinking that you were probably dining at the tour d'argent , while i was dining at this pretentious little bistro that they called the bon - jour cafe . viki : were you ? dorian : yeah . it was quite a dump , actually , though i must say , the chef does have talent . i tell you , i nearly fainted when i smelled his bouillabaisse . viki : moe . dorian : yes . his real name is maurice stubbs , but everybody calls him moe . how did you know that ? moe : i 'm always telling gigi and noelle , when you 're talking to a customer , you got to use full sentences . `` welcome to the bon - jour cafe . how many will be joining us for breakfast today ? `` `` know what you want ? `` that ai n't a greeting . marcie : i got it , moe . moe : anything you can do to make the guest 's visit more enjoyable , that 's going to mean more money for you and for the rest of us . marcie : right . i -- moe : you got some big shoes to fill here , sally ann . marcie : look , i 'm trying the best i can , moe . moe : you need to do better than that . noelle : you 'll be fine , sally ann . moe is all bark , and he ca n't make a pie crust to save his life . moe : i heard that . marcie : the place is empty . gigi : well , just you wait . the long - haul truckers are about to wake up right now , and soon they 'll be cramming themselves in here screaming for coffee . speak of the devil . charlie : hey , girls ! i know the bon - jour is kind of slim on the wine list , so i brought my own . voila . [ scene_break ] ramsey : so all your cops ca n't find a local teenager fugitive ? bo : this is n't your jurisdiction , ramsey . ramsey : i was an intended victim . cole thornhart had a gun on me , miles popped up , and cole panicked . bo : well , if that 's true , then attempted murder is n't a valid charge , is it ? ramsey : you have a statement from john mcbain , do you ? [ scene_break ] john : mike , what 's going on ? michael : been trying to call you . i kept getting your voicemail . john : what 's going on ? michael : i blew off the hearing to go find marcie in texas , and the cops arrested me and brought me back here . ramsey : if you do n't think i 'm going over your head -- bo : knock yourself out . ramsey : oh , perfect ! the other witness to the shooting . why do n't you tell them , john ? why do n't you tell them who shot miles laurence and then ran ? [ scene_break ] starr : okay , go ahead . cole ? cole , it 's us . cole -- my god . starr : cole , i was so worried about you , but i was afraid to call because of that fbi agent . cole : well , i turned my cell phone off for the same reason . starr : well , how did you sleep okay ? cole : i -- i -- i did n't . i just -- i laid on the couch and turned all the lights off . you hear anything about miles ? starr : no , i -- i tried calling the hospital . i pretended to be his niece , but they did n't buy it , so they would n't tell me anything . cole : that look on his face -- i ca n't get it out of my head . starr : cole , you did n't mean to do it , okay ? cole : i shot him and ran ! what -- they 're going to put me in jail ! starr : cole , the safest thing for you to do is just to stay at langston 's until we find out if he 's okay or not . langston : here , we brought you some croissants and stuff . starr : you know what ? you guys -- why do n't you guys just stay here ? i 'll -- i 'll be right back . cole : wait -- where are you going ? langston : yeah , we have to be at school . people will get suspicious . starr : do n't worry about it . i 'll call the school , i 'll pretend to be my mom , and it 'll work out . langston : oh . starr : i 'll be back . cole : starr , you still did n't tell us where you 're going . starr : i 'm going to make things right , okay ? for you . i love you . i 'll be back . cole : oh , man , oh , man , oh , man . what if i killed him , huh ? what am i going to do ? [ scene_break ] natalie : hey , can i go in there and see him now ? nurse : for a few minutes , but he 's still out . natalie : okay . thanks , i understand . [ scene_break ] ramsey : tell them , john . john : i need to talk to my brother . ramsey : no , you need to tell them the truth about cole thornhart . you saw it . he threatened me and shot miles laurence . john : you 're out of your mind , ramsey . bo : soon as the paperwork 's finished , take michael down to his cell , okay ? john : can i talk to him first , bo ? bo : sure , but you got to make it quick , all right ? and you -- my office , please ? john : i just need a few minutes with him . talia : all right . take all the time you need . john : mike . [ scene_break ] antonio : hey talia : i thought you were on a stakeout . antonio : yeah , we -- we busted the guy . talia : oh , great . so -- look , i got to get to booking . we just brought michael mcbain in from texas , you know . poor guy 's been through hell worrying about his family , his kid -- antonio : can we not talk shop -- talia : ahem . antonio : for a couple minutes ? [ scene_break ] viki : i spoke with david . he told me all about your adventures in texas . dorian : you 've been in contact with david ? viki : well , yes . david and i are friends , we stay in touch . dorian : and what did he tell you about our time in texas ? viki : ah , well , he told me all about your breakup with clint . it must have been very embarrassing to have clint find you in flagrante with david . dorian : i found clint kissing another woman . so , naturally , i took solace in the arms of another man . viki : well , you do n't have to explain to me . i could n't care less . dorian : why did you ask ? viki : i did n't . you asked me what david and i talked about . i was simply answering your question . dorian : i see . so even though clint is your ex - husband , you have no interest in his life ? viki : well , if it involves the children , yes . if it involves you , no . dorian : i do n't suppose you 'd be interested in knowing who that other woman was ? viki : mm - hmm . dorian : oh , no , no . so i wo n't even bother talking to you about the very charming and handsome man who discovered me after my hit - and - run incident . viki : well , they do gravitate toward you , do n't they ? the charming and handsome ones . dorian : as a matter of fact , they do . this one , however , saved my life . [ scene_break ] charlie : bon appetit . gigi : whoa , whoa , whoa . charlie -- charlie : mm - hmm ? gigi : i think you 've had more than enough of that . charlie : hey , what are you doing ? gigi : well , i 'm going to sit you down right here . marcie : should i get coffee ? gigi : a whole pot , yeah . there you go . charlie : why are you so good to me , hmm ? gigi : because , charlie , you 're a really nice guy , and -- and everyone likes you . charlie : yeah ? not my kid . gigi : your kid ? charlie : uh - uh . yeah , i found him . i found him . i 've been looking for him for a long time , looking everywhere , and you know , i carry a picture with him everywhere i go , and i -- do you want to see the picture that i -- noelle : not right now , charlie . charlie : oh . gigi : so , okay , you found your son , and then what ? charlie : well , he did n't want to have anything to do with me . do you know how that feels ? did n't -- do you know -- do you know how that feels -- `` sally ann `` -- do -- wait , wait , wait . i know you , do n't i ? charlie : i could swear i have seen you before . take off those glasses . marcie : no , no . no , i ca n't -- i ca n't see without my glasses . gigi : she 's blind as a bat . marcie : yeah . and , um , you know , i -- i do n't know you . i just -- i must remind you of somebody . gigi : you know , in fact , you look like one of those desperate housewives . marcie : i do ? gigi : yeah . mm - hmm . marcie : i do . i do . i get that all the time . moe : hey , how about a little less talkie and a -- oh , boy . charlie , how 's it going ? charlie : moe ! i was just talking to your lovely ladies here -- who took my bottle of vodka , but i 'm not mad at them . i 'm crazy about them still . moe : how about you go across the street and sleep it off , pard ? charlie : no , i 'm not -- um -- sleepy -- you know , maybe i will just step out for a little fresh air . gigi : whoa , whoa ! whoa , you 're just a little shaky there , huh ? charlie : oh , boy . i 'm a little more than shaky . i 'm useless . you know , my son -- he 'd be better off without me . noelle : charlie , no . charlie : viki ! viki -- now , she -- she was hopeful . see , when she found out that i -- they found him and that i was going to get to see him again , she thought there was going to be -- big happy ending . and i 'd be doing all those things that sons and fathers do together . but now , no . thank god viki 's not here . [ scene_break ] dorian : so of course , i will be eternally grateful to this man who was so very generous and kind . viki : and madly attracted to you , i do n't doubt . dorian : well -- you know , viki , i just want to say this about what happened between clint and me . viki : yes ? dorian : although i do assume part of the responsibility for what happened -- viki : oh , my god . you 're going to blame me . [ viki chuckles ] dorian : think about it , viki . you did the same thing to him when the two of you were married . viki : `` the same thing `` ? dorian : yes . only then , it was far more egregious because you were breaking your marriage vows , which is why he had zero tolerance with what he perceived of as my infidelity . viki : `` perceived `` ? did n't he actually walk in on you and david ? did n't he actually see you two in bed together ? dorian : it was his inability to listen to reason , to accept the fact that it was his actions that had caused this problem , and that was all attributable to you , viki . yes , because of what you did , he just assumes that all women are just as fickle and unstable as you are . viki : `` plus ca change , plus c'est la meme chose , `` huh ? dorian : `` the more things change , the more they stay the same . `` viki : mm - hmm . dorian : my goodness . paris really has done a lot for your french . how about this one ? `` honi soit qui mal y pense . `` `` evil to him who evil thinks . `` [ scene_break ] gigi : you know what ? i think – i think we need to get you home , and -- and get some sleep , like moe said , and then when you 've sobered up , you can talk to whoever you want . so come on . charlie : hmm . gigi : come on . come on , charlie . charlie : oh . moe : you need help ? gigi : no , i 've got it . i 'll see you in a bit . marcie : all right , see ya . moe : charlie 's right . good thing viki was n't here to see him like that , all tore up . poor bastard . [ scene_break ] cole : my heart -- my heart just pounds so hard when i think about -- think about her face and -- and the look on her face . she was worried something bad was going to happen , you know ? i -- i do n't think she knew how bad . or maybe she did . maybe she knew that we were going to die , that she was going to die . and that 's why i could n't sleep last night , because my heart is pounding so fast , kind of like it is now . langston : i am so , so sorry . cole : okay , okay . okay . you know , it 's probably hard to believe , but my mom was never mean . you know , she -- yeah , i mean , every once in a while , she may have raised her voice to -- to try to be strict , but she was never mean . it just -- she was n't capable of it . langston : you 're just like her . cole : what ? langston , how can you say that ? i could 've killed somebody ! i 'm not just like her ! langston : that was n't you . you were somebody else then . it was an accident , and you know it . cole : i do n't know anything anymore . all i know is , i -- i want to talk to my mom . i want to see her . i -- i need her help right now . langston : listen to me , cole . all this -- all this drama , all this hiding and everything -- you could n't feel sad or lonely . you could n't think about your mother and how much you 're going to miss her . but you 're feeling it now , and that 's a good thing . you need that , cole . you need to feel this . cole : you 're -- you seem like you 're doing all right . i mean , how long does this last ? i mean , how long do you -- do you feel like this ? how long do you feel bad ? langston : i have n't stopped feeling bad . but it 's been over a year now . and i know that it 's a cliché , but i really do believe that the best way that i can honor their memory is to be happy . cole : her memory -- well , i already blew that one . huh . she would be so ashamed of me right now . i dishonored her memory by what i did . [ scene_break ] michael : listen , i 'm sorry for what you 're going through , man . john : do n't feel sorry for me . a kid lost his mother . he was there when -- it 's him we got to worry about . michael : is it true that he shot miles laurence ? john : i got to go , mike . i just wanted to see how you were . michael : john , what 's going on ? john : the truth 's going to come out , no matter how ramsey spins it . call the lawyer . i 'll check in later . [ scene_break ] antonio : hey , talia , what -- well , what is -- what 's -- what 's going on ? i mean , we are n't the way we used to be with each other . talia : things change . antonio : right , right . so -- so from now on , i -- i will not attempt to talk to you unless it 's about police business . no more small talk , no -- no smiling . just two cops on the job . is that -- is that what you want , officer sahid ? talia : yeah , that works for me . ramsey : he threatens repeatedly to kill me , cocks his gun . john steps between us . he still tries to talk some sense in him , and then miles laurence shows up out of nowhere , maybe says `` boo . `` cole steps and fires . bo : how did thornhart get your weapon ? ramsey : ask him . bo : that the way it went down , john ? ramsey : what , you do n't believe me ? bo : well , you see , i 'm trying to get corroboration here , ramsey . that 's the way us crack llanview cops do it . is that how miles laurence got shot ? john : no , it 's not . it 's all lies . [ scene_break ] moe : here you go , sally ann . two breakfast burritos , side of hash browns , side of grits , table four . marcie : looks great . i 'll get it to them while it 's hot . oh ! oh , god , i 'm so sorry ! noelle : oh , no , no , do n't you fret , sally ann . it 's all right . we 'll just -- we 'll just clean it up . moe : oh , my -- what happened here ? marcie : i 'm sorry ! i 'm so sorry ! noelle : what are you sorry for ? no , no , it was all my fault . i was n't looking where i was going . moe : i swear , noelle , if you were texting on that dumb phone some message -- noelle : would you stop ? just go in the kitchen and start some more burritos while sally ann and i clean up this mess . marcie : i 'm sorry , noelle . i 'm so sorry . i did n't mean to do this . oh , god . noelle : baptism by fire . marcie : oh . oh , you have no idea . noelle : it 's all right . [ scene_break ] gigi : all right . charlie : yeah ? gigi : here 's your room . let 's -- let 's -- charlie : oh . gigi : let 's get you off your feet . charlie : hmm . gigi : oh , my god . charlie : ah . gigi : all right . over to the bed . there you go . charlie : oh , i 'm sorry for being so much trouble , gigi . gigi : stop apologizing , charlie , will you ? [ charlie snores ] [ scene_break ] dorian : so you long to return to a city where -- unless i 'm missing something -- you have no friends or family . viki : i have no intention of abandoning my loved ones . i 'm trying very hard not to make the same mistake that you 've made , which is to try and run everyone else 's life instead of living your own . dorian : oh , dear . i 've run out of time . i ca n't entertain you any longer . i have things to do . viki : well , go ahead . i ' just wait for todd . do n't worry . i wo n't go through the drawers . dorian : you know , viki , you have changed . viki : well , thank you for noticing . dorian : but not for the better . [ phone rings ] viki : hello ? gigi : viki , hi , it 's gigi . oh , i 'm really sorry to bother you . viki : has something happened ? gigi : everything 's kind of upside down here , and i 'm not talking about the diner . viki : oh , dear , is it shane ? gigi : no , shane 's great . um -- it 's charlie . he 's back , and he 's off the wagon . i really hate to do this to you , but he 's in really bad shape . i think he needs you . [ scene_break ] langston : no matter what happens to miles , you are still the same person -- good and kind , just like your mother . you 're a part of her , remember ? starr and i believe in you , and we always will . we know you did n't mean to hurt anybody , much less -- [ noise ] cole : what was that ? langston : voices . someone 's here . [ key turns in lock ] langston : oh , my god , they 're going to come in . [ scene_break ] natalie : miles ? [ natalie leaves hospital room ] [ starr walks in ] starr : ahem -- um -- mr. laurence ? mr. laurence , it 's -- it 's starr manning . i know you 're hurt , and i hate to bother you , but do you have any idea who did this to you ? miles : yes , i do . it was cole . [ scene_break ] ramsey : what kind of crap are you trying to pull now , mcbain ? you saw cole thornhart shoot miles laurence ! john : that 's not what happened . ramsey : no ? then who did ? john : me . i shot laurence . [ next_on ] cristian : she thinks that i 'm still in love with evangeline . blair : are you ? todd : you think i should just throw in the towel with blair and give it another whirl ? natalie : what are you doing here , starr ? bo : this could cost you everything . john : i 've already lost everything .
starr and langston hurry downstairs in hopes of escaping everyone 's notice , but they are stopped at the door by dorian . dorian insists that they eat breakfast before they leave . dorian questions them about the whereabouts of cole . she makes them promise that they will not get involved in his dire predicament . viki comes to visit dorian . marcie is at her wits ' end over her first day of work and because michael was arrested and taken away in handcuffs . michael is taken into bo 's office . bo wants to know if he contacted his lawyer . michael tells bo that he wants to see john . john is on the phone at the hospital . natalie brings him a cup of coffee . natalie questions him as to who shot miles . john remembers that it was cole , who shot miles . natalie asks john if he was the one , who shot miles . gigi tells marcie that she is doing what she has to do for her child . gigi tells marcie about viki . dorian lets viki know that todd and blair were remarried . dorian also lets viki know that cole shot miles laurence . the doctor comes out to give natalie word on miles ' condition and it is good news . john receives a call from the police station . ramsay arrives at the police station . he blasts bo for not finding cole and arresting him .
dorian : starr ? honey , are you all right ? starr : you know , i really wish everyone would quit asking me that . dorian : we keep asking you that because we 're worried about you and i guess that 's about all we can think of to say . dorian : losing a child is about the toughest thing anybody can go through . and you 're a child yourself . honey , if i could do anything to spare you even a moment of this pain , i would . [ scene_break ] cole : hey . nora : hey , cole . honey , are you sure you 're ready to see todd manning in court today ? because if you 're not , it 's okay . i promise you , he 's going to get what 's coming to him . cole : i would n't miss this for anything . i want to see that jerk pay for everything he 's done . ] [ scene_break ] sarah : aunt viki , i 'm sorry i did n't come by sooner . it 's just -- i got a lot going on . viki : i know . it 's written all over your face . sarah : i 'm sorry . you have been dealing with your own problems . viki : well , sometimes it helps to listen to somebody else 's . sarah : i think i 'm losing cristian to another woman . [ scene_break ] cristian : there 's one major problem with the whole marriage idea . téa : which is ? vanessa : i 'm already married , to a man named ray montez . téa : and ? vanessa : he 's in prison in colombia for murdering his first wife . téa : that 's complicated . cristian : it 's more than that . he 's been threatening vanessa and her stepdaughter . vanessa : and we came here to get away from him . turns out the bastard was right here in llanview . cristian : vanessa , i 'm not sure you need to get into that . téa : so it 's not just a green card issue ? vanessa : it 's because i shot him -- my husband -- at the airport . and he almost died . téa : that is complicated , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm sorry . it 's a great idea , blair . i do n't think you should be seeing me like this -- do you ? blair : oh , well , that 's something we both agree on , todd . but your son is confused and in a lot of pain . he does n't understand why his father 's behind bars , and i thought , well , you know what ? you would be the best person to explain it to him . `` [ scene_break ] marty : i need to hurt todd as much as he hurt me . then maybe i can get my life back . marty : oh , my god , you startled me . whew . how long -- how long have you been there right behind me ? how much did you hear ? [ scene_break ] blair : start talking , todd . todd : how am i supposed to answer this ? blair : you 're on your own , pal . todd : the truth is , jack , that i hurt marty when we were both in college . jack : did you hit her or something ? todd : hmm -- well , i was drunk and i did get violent . and -- the thing now is that she 's had an accident , you see , and she ca n't remember anything , especially things like -- like what i did to her back in college . jack : so she thought that you were just a dad when she was staying at your house ? todd : she thought i was her friend . jack : and you were n't ? todd : well , i did n't act like a friend , no . i lied to her a lot . jack : like how ? todd : i did n't tell her she had a son . [ scene_break ] john : i 'm sorry -- i did n't mean to startle you . marty : i 'm fine . john : hey , i just -- i wanted to wait until you finished praying . marty : you were looking for me ? john : well , after you left the cemetery , cole wanted to come looking for you . did n't think that was such a good idea . sometimes people need their own space . marty : thank you . john : then i broke my own rule . marty : here you are . john : i guess i was worried , too . marty : how is cole ? john : well , he 's having a hard time , but he 's a tough kid . marty : i guess you would know that , would n't you , better than me ? john : it meant a lot to him that you were at the cemetery . how about you ? how are you handling all this ? marty : you -- it 's great , your concern , but you really do n't need to -- to take care of me . that 's just not your job . john : well , humor me , you know ? i 'm unemployed . marty : does blair know that you came to look for me ? [ scene_break ] nora : this is how today 's going to go , all right ? the procedure is short and it 's pretty straightforward . first , the list of charges are going to be read against todd , and then he 's going to enter his plea . cole : and what if it 's `` not guilty `` ? nora : oh , i do n't think he 's that big a fool . cole : the guy has never taken responsibility for anything he 's done . why would he start now ? nora : well , todd and i had a little talk and i 'm pretty sure i got through to him . i think i did . i think he understands it 's not in his best interest to plead anything but guilty . cole : did you make him a deal ? nora : yes , i did . cole : i ca n't believe this . nora : cole , listen to me . i do not want this to go to trial -- for your mother 's sake as well as yours . cole : okay , and if it does ? nora : well , i 'm not just going to have to throw the book at him -- i 'm going to have to beat him over the head with it . oh , honey , i 'm sorry . i -- i know this has got to be the worst day of your life . cole : hmm . yeah , i just buried my kid and i 'm not even old enough to vote . nora : oh , god . how 's starr ? cole : well , i saw her after the service and she tried to talk to me but i just -- i did n't know what to say to her . [ scene_break ] todd : i should 've told marty about cole , that she had a son . and i should 've told her about me , about who i was . jack : why did n't you ? todd : i had this crazy notion that i could start over . but -- it was -- [ todd chuckles ] todd : it was crazy -- it was nuts and it was wrong . but that 's why i kept quiet . as i told you before , marty was in this accident and she could n't remember that i had been mean to her . and i -- i did n't like the person i was back then and she made me feel -- she made me feel like who i was now was -- was good . and as much as i told myself that i was helping her , it -- what i did was n't right . jack : if she did n't find out who you were , were you going to stay with her forever ? todd : i wanted to . jack : so you would n't even see me , starr , or sam ? todd : it was worse than that . i was going to leave without telling you . [ scene_break ] cristian : ray claims that he 's only in prison because vanessa put lola up to testifying against him . vanessa : and now he wants us both dead . and if he does n't do it , he 's going to find somebody else to . téa : so you 've been living in a state of constant fear . vanessa : well , finally i could n't take it , so i filed for divorce and i went down to the prison to tell him . téa : i ca n't imagine that would 've helped the situation . vanessa : well , i was n't exactly thinking . i just -- i just wanted to end it , you know , look in his eyes and tell him it was over . cristian : and that 's when she found me . téa : why ? cristian : well , it 's a long story , but i was in that prison under the name ray montez . téa : okay , and then ? cristian : then vanessa got me out . probably saved my life . téa : so now you 're obligated to save hers ? cristian : well , i would n't call it an obligation . it 's what 's right . téa : so what happened with the divorce papers ? vanessa : well , once i knew that ray was out , divorce was the last thing on my mind . we left colombia as soon as possible and we never looked back . téa : so you may , in fact , not be married . vanessa : well , i do n't -- i do n't know . how -- how would i find that out from here ? téa : let me take care of it . [ scene_break ] sarah : i promised myself i was not going to bother you with any of this . please just forget i said anything . viki : okay . is that really what you want ? sarah : no . viki : honey bunch , i love you . besides , i 'm your aunt . kind of what i 'm here for , you know -- to have somebody to talk to . and since your mother is not here , do n't you need that ? [ sarah scoffs ] sarah : yeah , why would i ? she left me a puppy . viki : i 'm really sorry she left so abruptly -- for your sake anyway . the thing is , i did n't give her much choice . sarah : she , um -- all she told me was that she made some bad decisions , but i know it must 've been worse than that . what did she do ? [ scene_break ] téa : thank you . just got off the phone with the consulate in bogota . they need an hour to do a search on your divorce . vanessa : are you sure they 're going to get back to you ? because things over there can tend to take a long time unless somebody greases the wheel . téa : i have a feeling they 'll step things up for me . vanessa : wow . what can i offer you as thanks ? téa : oh , please . it was a couple of phone calls . cristian : it 's more than that . téa : answer this question for me . you say that ray -- vanessa : montez . téa : montez says you convinced his daughter to testify against him ? vanessa : that 's what he says . téa : uh - huh . cristian : he told antonio he was innocent , that vanessa set him up . téa : did you ? [ vanessa sighs ] [ scene_break ] cole : well , my mom came to the cemetery . nora : she changed her mind ? cole : yeah . you know , it really helped having her there , too . nora : wow . that 's a big step , cole . she 's trying . cole : yeah , i guess she is . but she 's -- she 's so different . nora : well , it 's going to take a little time , sweetie . cole : it 's not -- it 's not the memory stuff . it 's who she is deep down . i mean , something 's changed . it 's like todd has , like , ripped out a part of her soul . nora : oh , no . it 's still there . she 's just protecting it . cole : i hope so , because if todd killed her spirit , prison 's nowhere near enough punishment for him . [ scene_break ] jack : you were going away -- forever ? todd : but i did n't . jack : do n't you love me anymore ? todd : of course i love you . jack , of course i love you . i love you and starr and sam -- you guys are the best things that ever happened to me . i would never be able to stay away from you . jack : if she did n't find out who you were , would you have gone away forever ? todd : i do n't know . i do n't know what i would 've done or for how long . but believe me , i would 've never been able to cut you out of my life . right ? i love you . jack : more than cole 's mom ? [ scene_break ] john : blair knows i care about what happens to you . marty : but you let her know that she comes first . john : i 've got it covered . marty : because blair does n't strike me as a woman who would like to be second . john : i 'll give you back your privacy . marty : i 'm sorry . i 'm prying in your relationship . i think i -- i 'm feeling a little guilty . john : for what ? marty : for taking you away from your life . john : you 're not . i chose to be here . marty : see , there you go again , being that good guy . i just wish i remembered . it 's pretty unfair . [ marty sighs ] marty : i have to go . john : yeah ? you got someplace you have to be ? marty : yeah , actually -- todd 's arraignment . i want to hear when nora reads the charges against him . what , you 're thinking i should n't go ? because i 'm going to go . john : okay . need a ride ? marty : yeah . [ scene_break ] jack : do you love cole 's mom more than me ? blair : it 's a fair question , todd . todd : no . you 're my son . jack : so why would you leave with her ? todd : because your mom would n't let me see you . and that was killing me . but i screwed up and i went a little crazy . and after everything that happened with sam and -- and with your sister , i just lost it after that . and i was a bad father , and a bad husband . and i did n't like myself particularly for that . but also , i was trying to do what was right for you . i thought that maybe if i went away and started over , that i could become the kind of father that you 'd be proud of . and maybe then , we could all be together . jack : how ? blair : yeah . how was that going to work for you , todd ? todd : i do n't know . jack : do you still want to go away with her ? todd : it does n't matter either way -- it wo n't happen . jack : because you 're in here ? todd : even if i was n't in here , it would n't happen . marty and i are over . that should 've never happened in the first place . jack : are you getting out soon ? blair : um , i -- it does n't seem likely , jack . jack : he 's been in jail before and he always gets out . blair : yeah , well , it 's up for the courts to decide this one . but your father has done some things that he needs to pay for . okay ? so it seems like he might be away for a very , very long time . [ scene_break ] vanessa : are you accusing me of setting my husband up for murder ? téa : no , i 'm asking . cristian : téa . téa : i 'm a lawyer . we ask questions . vanessa : listen , ray killed his first wife . he knows it , lola knows it , and i know it . téa : okay , got it . now , back to the matter at hand . cristian : right . so , if vanessa 's divorce is confirmed , then this marriage thing could work , right ? téa : it might . i mean , since 9/11 , things have got a lot stricter , and immigration was on to this scam way before that . this has to look like a real marriage . vanessa needs to really know her husband . we 're talking about the color of his toothbrush , whether he wears boxers or tighty whities , how he likes his eggs cooked . i do n't know -- honeymoon photos help . it takes a lot of work , but it is possible . cristian : is this even legal ? téa : i would never suggest anything illegal , cristian -- you know that . cristian : right . téa : i 'm just informing you as to the law . listen , if -- if vanessa really wants to have no trouble with immigration , then she should marry for love . they 'll buy that a lot sooner . and the sooner she does that , the better . [ scene_break ] dorian : risotto porcini du maurice . starr : i 'm not hungry . dorian : you know , normally a dish like this would only be eaten at a table . however , in this case , i 'm going to make an exception . come , sit down . [ starr sighs ] dorian : there you go . dorian : taste it . starr : it 's actually pretty good for rice . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : well , i told you , moe -- maurice -- is a genius . anyway , you need your nutrition . what 's going in that brainy brain of yours ? starr : my dad , the arraignment . dorian : i figured . he should n't be taking up so much space . starr : well , i ca n't help it , because i want him to pay for what he 's done . dorian : and he will . starr : but then , at the same time , i -- dorian : you ca n't help wishing that something would prevent that ? starr : can i be honest with you , aunt dorian ? dorian : of course . starr : and you promise that this will just be between us ? dorian : oh , i promise . starr : i 've been all over the place with this and you 're right -- he is my father and i do n't need that whole `` he 's evil and i should hate him `` speech . dorian : all of that is true , but i would never encourage you to hate your father . starr : then what do i do ? dorian : eat . starr : you know what ? i guess there 's just a part of me that 's afraid of turning out like my mom . dorian : meaning ? starr : she 's given my dad a million second chances , no matter what he 's done . i 'm just afraid that i 'm going to do the same . i mean , if my dad wanted my mom back , i 'm not sure if she would say no . dorian : oh , bite your tongue . sadly , your mother has been in love with your dad for a really long time . but she 's seen the worst and i do n't think she 's going to make the same mistakes again . and neither will you . so i 've got a little secret for you -- want to hear it ? starr : okay , yeah . dorian : good , good . you are stronger than both your parents and i 've known that about you since you were a really little girl . [ scene_break ] blair : come on , bud , we should go . jack : are you going to be okay in there ? todd : yes . i 'm going to be fine . do n't you worry about me . okay ? there 's a couple of things i want you to do , though . i want you to do your homework , brush your teeth . make sure you tease your sister a lot , okay ? but do n't roll your eyes when you 're hanging around with her or mom or sam , okay ? and you have to do this -- i 'm not going to be around to make sure you do it and you 've got to do it . blair : hey . see the guard ? would you mind taking him out for a minute ? i 'm going to talk to dad , okay ? todd : hey . i love you . blair : mighty fine example . todd : you should have never brought him here . what are you thinking ? blair : oh , do n't you talk to me about `` should haves . `` i 'm so tired of trying to explain you to him , clean up your messes . he 's got a father that is a jerk . he does n't understand it . he wants the truth and you 're the only one he wants it from . but i got to hand it to you , you really added on some nice touches there , going on about marty , how you want to be a better man , try harder for her . most men , most good men , want to try harder for their children . todd : how is starr ? blair : she buried her little baby today . you know -- the one that you wanted to steal and raise with your girlfriend ? guard : all right , manning . it 's time . you know the routine . [ scene_break ] marty : well , thank you for giving me a lift and for not talking me out of coming . john : yeah , well , i 'm never going to be the kind of guy that 'll tell you what you can and ca n't do . marty : well , you and todd are like night and day . john : you do n't know the half of it . marty : well , i 'm just going to come right out and say it -- i 'm actually looking forward to this . john : that 's good . just so you know , there 's no guarantee that this is going to work out the way you want . marty : what do you mean ? john : manning could weasel his way out of this -- just so you 're prepared , just in case . reporter : dr. saybrooke ? second reporter : just a word ? third reporter : what are you looking for at the hearing ? [ scene_break ] vanessa : you keep getting mixed up in my problems . i 'm sorry , cristian . cristian : hey , come on , nobody should have to go through this alone . vanessa : you really think our idea could work ? cristian : i 'm not sure , but it 's about all you got . vanessa : i know , it 's just -- it 's just a little strange . cristian : yes , but if it keeps you and lola in the country , then i think it 's worth the risk . you okay ? vanessa : i just -- i do n't know what i would do without you . téa : it 's official , you 're single . vanessa : my divorce went through ? when ? téa : mm - hmm , three weeks ago . now , the choice is yours . i say , take my advice and get hitched . that is , if you can find a nice man to marry . [ scene_break ] viki : the thing about your mother is that she 's really a child who never grew up . and at times , that can be very charming , but it 's not a lot of fun to be the child of a child . sarah : yeah . viki : yeah . sarah : sometimes i feel like i 'm her mother . viki : i 'm sure you do . her childish nature has led her to make some very bad mistakes , and she has caused serious , serious harm to a lot of people . most of the time , without actually meaning to do it , you know ? i do n't know if it 's any comfort at all , but i think that she 's doing the best that she can . sarah : unfortunately , her best is not very impressive . viki : no , it 's not . i 'm awfully sorry she 's not here for you -- well , not in the way that you want . but maybe i could stand in for her . what do you think , huh ? little sarah -- okay , so tell me , what exactly is bothering you about this woman that cristian 's trying to help ? sarah : well , how much time do you have ? [ scene_break ] starr : you were right , aunt dorian . i really did need to eat . dorian : right . starr : what 's up now ? blair : we just went to see dad . starr : you -- jack : i 'm going to go get something to eat , and there better be real food . blair : jack ? you were really brave before . you know , dad does love you very much . dorian : what were you thinking ? starr : did dad ask to see him ? blair : you know , it was my decision , okay ? there 's been a lot of talking in code going on around here , and jack just needed to see for himself . dorian : why ? blair : because it was necessary , dorian . very necessary . i want you to do me a favor . will you watch after jack for just a little while longer ? dorian : yes . where are you going ? blair : i got to go to todd 's arraignment . starr : hmm , i 'm going , too . blair : starr , after the day that you 've had , no . dorian : honey , please , just stay home with jack and me . starr : no , i want to go , and i have to go , mom . blair : all right . i ca n't talk you out of it . starr : aunt dorian , thanks again for just listening . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : any time . blair : dorian just listening ? starr : oh , i know , right ? who knew ? [ scene_break ] [ press commotion ] john : the lady has no comment . reporter : what would you like to say to todd manning now ? sources say you were never held against your will . cole : mom ? reporter : how does it feel to see the mother you buried ? john : hey , i said back off ! reporter : manning 's being brought in . reporter : what 's it like to face your captor ? cole : leave her alone , all right ? nora : that 's enough ! reporter : we 'd like a response to that . nora : go inside , right now . john : hey , listen , if you do n't want to do this , you say the word , we get you out of here . marty : no -- no , i 'm not going anywhere . cole : are you sure you 're up to this ? i mean , you should n't have to look at todd manning 's face . marty : no , i -- i want to see his face when he says he 's guilty . nora : could you excuse us just for a second ? i have a list of charges that i need to show you . one in particular that i wo n't state unless you give me the go - ahead . cole : this sucks . john : i know . but your mom 's strong , she 's handling it . cole : i know , but she should n't be here . john : the way she sees it , she ca n't be anywhere else . reporter : mr. manning – second reporter : any remorse for what you did to marty saybrooke ? [ scene_break ] téa : you 're a beautiful woman . i 'm sure you 'll have no trouble finding someone to marry you . and if it means that you and lola can stay in the country , how bad can it be ? i have to check the time , excuse me . [ phone rings ] téa : oh , i got to take this . hold on a sec , okay ? if you guys need anything , let me know , okay ? cristian : okay . téa : i 'm serious . cristian : thanks . téa : i 'm sorry . good luck , okay ? vanessa : thank you , sweetie . téa : bye . i mean it ; call me if you need anything . cristian : okay . so , what are you going to do ? [ scene_break ] sarah : i do n't understand why he trusts her . okay , so she got him out of prison , but it was really only to scam him into bringing her and lola into this country . viki : is cristian really so trusting that he does n't see that at all ? sarah : that 's exactly it . and , um , i thought everything was going to be fine when i found out that she was going to be deported . viki : but he 's trying to help her stay ? sarah : yes . do you know why she 's in trouble ? viki : no . sarah : when she was coming into this country , in the airport , she ran into her ex - husband and shot him . viki : whoa . sarah : yeah . viki : well , now she sounds like quite a catch . sarah : unfortunately , she is attractive . like penelope cruz , salma hayek attractive . viki : honey , do you love cristian ? sarah : i love him with all my heart . viki : then i think you should stand up and fight for him . sarah : thank you , aunt viki . viki : oh , honey , come here . oh . [ scene_break ] nora : um , excuse me , marty . i need you to come take a seat . bailiff : the court will now come to order . [ press commotion ] bailiff : all rise for the honorable judge thompson . judge : spectators may be seated . ahem . todd manning , do you understand the rights and procedures that were explained to you prior to this arraignment ? todd : i do . judge : now you 're here to enter a plea on this staggering list of charges . where 's your attorney ? todd : i do n't have one . judge : the court will appoint a public defender . todd : no , no , no , it 's not necessary . i 'm going to represent myself . judge : you do know the old saying about the man who represents himself -- todd : has a fool for a client , yes , i understand . judge : fine . ms. hanen , i understand there is an addition to the list of charges ? nora : yes , your honor , there is , if i may be allowed to read them . kidnapping , first - degree felony . unlawful restraint , first - degree misdemeanor . false imprisonment , second - degree misdemeanor . attempted kidnapping , second - degree felony . attempted false imprisonment , second - degree felony . indecent assault , second - degree misdemeanor . aggravated indecent assault , second - degree felony . sexual assault , second - degree felony . and lastly , rape , first - degree felony . judge : mr. manning , on the stated charges , how do you plead ? [ scene_break ] sarah : one second , she 's walking around in a negligee , and the next second , she 's all , `` oh , cristian , what is going to happen to me ? `` viki : really ? sarah : am i being a jerk ? i mean , i know cristian 's just trying to do the right thing , and that 's why i love him . viki : you could tell him that . sarah : i have . viki : look , um , i think that it takes a lot more energy to not trust someone than it does to trust them . so i think you should just stay and love him . and hopefully , cristian will wise up . and then you wo n't have to end up fighting for this relationship . [ scene_break ] vanessa : i do n't care what the risks are . i 'm going to fight to stay in this country . cristian : so are you going to marry an american citizen ? vanessa : i hope so . cristian , will you marry me ? [ scene_break ] dorian : understand this -- it is unacceptable to throw good food into the fireplace in this house . understood ? furthermore , really brave people are not afraid to try new things . so , quit being a chicken and taste this . jack : it 's not a pile of crap . dorian : you are not being brought up in a barn , young man . however , maurice will be very pleased that you like it . [ scene_break ] judge : mr. manning , i 'll ask you again . how do you plead to the charges against you ? nora 's voice : you want to prove to her that you love her ? then take the deal , plead guilty . but you 're not going to do that , are you ? no , you 're not . because this massive love that you 're professing to have for her , it 's just another one of your big , fat lies . judge : mr. manning ? todd : i plead -- téa : todd , do n't you say another word . blair : téa delgado ? [ next_on ] vanessa : will you marry me , cristian ? rex : my card was canceled , why ? téa : you 're admitting to raping marty saybrooke yet again . you need my help .
blair takes jack to visit his father in the jail cell . she concludes that it 's time for todd to explain and answer his son 's question instead of her . todd tells jack that he was in love with marty but did a terrible inexcusable thing . jack is not ok with the situation of knowing his father is in trouble again and he was ready to abandon his family for another woman . todd 's trial is underway . he has not hired a lawyer and does not plan to fight the charges . nora is ready to nail him . but before he has a chance to answer the judges question about how he pleads , tea delgado appears and demands he does not incriminate himself without her legal help . she also tells vanessa that she might want to consider marrying cristian in order to establish us citizenship . sarah talks to viki about how she can not accept cristian 's `` interest `` in vanessa .
happy holidays ! ! jessica : antonio -- antonio -- antonio ? what are you doing here ? antonio : honey , you should n't be up . jessica : i had to walk . i thought that you went home . antonio : no . tico 's killer 's still out there . jessica : and you 're afraid for me ? antonio : you 're the only eyewitness . if they 're going to come after you , they 're going to have to go through me first . cristian : nothing can ever top our wedding . natalie : especially not my uncle 's . cristian : your uncle 's ? natalie : todd -- that 's why we 're here . cristian : oh , right , right -- todd -- todd manning 's your uncle . that 's -- natalie : oh , yeah , it must be hard for you . i forgot , we still thought he was walker when -- and how creepy was that , what he did ? i mean , changing his face to look like walker laurence , and then passing himself off as another guy to blair ? i mean , how could she marry him after that ? cristian : so , why are we here ? natalie : you know , mom -- mom loves him , and i guess she sees something good in him . cristian : and blair must , too , right ? natalie : yeah , and that -- i know how it feels when you get the person back that you love , that you 'd thought you 'd lost forever . you never want to let them out of your sight again . adriana : cristian ? do n't you remember me ? evangeline : hey . do n't look so bored . i got big plans for us later . john : you 've seen one wedding , you 've seen them all . let 's go . evangeline : oh , no , no , john . wait , wait , i promised todd i would be here . john : oh -- evangeline : no , he loves blair so much . this is going to be beautiful . john : oh , no , no . wait a minute . you 're not going to get all weepy during that `` till death do us part `` thing , are you ? evangeline : what do you think ? john : i do n't know . i never met anyone like you . viki : well , everything 's all set downstairs . blair : wonderful . so ? how do i look ? viki : oh , blair . you look breathtakingly beautiful . blair : thank you . viki : and you look so happy . blair : oh , i am . viki : did you see dorian ? blair : yes , she just left . viki : oh . blair : you know , todd did not want her here at the wedding . viki : i know . blair : but you know what he did ? he knew how much it meant for me to have her here , and he worked a miracle and he got her out of jail . viki : family 's very important . blair : yes . viki : so , anything else i can do for you ? blair : no , no , i 'm just waiting for todd so we can go down together . viki : well , let me go get him . blair : ok . blair : i am the luckiest bride in the whole world . viki : todd ? todd , it 's viki . come on , it 's time ! todd , come on , you in there ? margaret : this was going to be so easy , but you had to mess it up . why did you do that ? kelly : hi . i was wondering if you could help me . i 'm looking for someone . she was involved with the miranda montgomery concert . man : oh . been lots of folks through here past couple days . kelly : well , this is her picture . do you remember her ? man : oh , yeah , i know her . nice girl . kelly : did she have a baby with her ? man : sure did . cute little guy . real happy - looking , know what i mean ? matthew : i 'm sorry you did n't find ace . i hope he comes back before christmas . kevin : me , too . matthew : i got him an awesome present . kevin : yeah ? i 'm sure he 'll like that . dorian : oh . david : wow , look at you . you 're a knockout . give me a spin . all right . oh , i do n't think you have any idea how difficult it was for me being separated from you by those prison bars . dorian : hmm . david : hmm . dorian : oh , darling , people are watching . david : yeah ? well , you like that , though , do n't you ? dorian : oh , that 's right . let them watch . david : you know , blair better get down here or i 'm going to pull you in front of that justice of the peace and marry you . dorian : honey , you 'd never get married in a two - star hotel . david : hmm . dorian : oh , garcon -- passivity . thank you . david : so you think blair and todd are actually going to pull off this shindig ? dorian : oh , please . she wo n't listen to reason . the best we can hope for is get this thing over with and then go home . david : that sounds like a good idea . we 'll make sure that they get married for the third or seventh time -- whatever it may be -- then we 'll get out of here . dorian : but first i want to see viki . david : oh , no , not tonight . do we have to do that tonight ? dorian : oh , yes . oh , yes . there are a few things i need to say to her . viki : he 's not in his room . blair : hmm . well , that figures . he 's probably off in some corner rehearsing his vows . viki : well , i better go find him before he scares the justice of the peace right out of the profession . blair : ok . thanks , viki . viki : ok . blair : well , todd , if you 're going to rehearse , i 'm going to rehearse . ok . `` all those other times have just been a dress rehearsal . this time -- this time , todd , it 's for real . `` [ todd groans ] todd : i really wish you had n't shot me . margaret : well , i did n't want to , honestly , but you tried to run away . todd : well , you were pointing a gun at me , so -- margaret : i needed the gun for blair . todd : did you do something to blair ? margaret : oh , no , not yet . but if she tries to steal you away from me again -- oh , i saved you from her , todd . todd : by shooting me , huh ? margaret : you were going to walk out . i could n't allow that ! i had to stop you . why did n't you listen to me ? you really should have , you know that ? you really should have . but you ruined everything . and now i 'm going to have to fix it . margaret : this was n't the plan . blair must 've brainwashed you or something . yeah , she 's tricky like that . but you and i are connected with our souls . why do n't you remember ? todd : i do remember . i do , i remember everything . margaret : you do ? todd : margaret , you 're unforgettable . margaret : really ? todd : i just -- i think that i -- i 've ignored it . margaret : you -- you broke my heart . todd : i 'm so sorry . i 'm sorry -- i 'm just -- i was scared , you know , and i -- margaret : were you scared of me ? todd : yeah , imagine that . i think that i was just afraid of -- of hurting blair , and i -- i know the truth now . i know that -- that we 're meant to be together . margaret : i 'm so sorry i shot you . todd : well , you got my attention , did n't you ? margaret : oh , finally . it 's been so hard for me without you . todd : yes , me , too , me , too . let 's not wait any longer . let 's -- let 's get married . you know , i have the -- i have the justice of the peace downstairs . i just need to tell blair . margaret : oh , ok . todd : give me a hand . we 'll go tell her . i 'll go tell her . yes . [ todd grunts ] margaret : oh . oh . kelly : do you know if anyone else was with her ? man : a man -- anderson -- kate and brad anderson , that was the name . and we had a nice talk . she said something about heading west ? kelly : the west coast ? man : maybe western florida . she was talking to somebody on the phone . kelly : is there anything else that you remember ? man : sorry , ma'am . kelly : all right , well , here . man : no , no , no , no , no . i like to help when i can . kelly : thanks . cristian : no , of course i remember you . i just have n't had a chance to say hello . adriana : i know , everything 's been so crazy , especially now with the wedding . i 've missed you , cristian . i 'm so sorry that my brother hurt you . cristian : your brother ? natalie : tico . cristian : oh , right . i 'm sorry . it 's been so long , i -- so many things have changed . adriana : well , we 'll get together and i 'll catch you all up , i promise . hopefully , this wedding is a sign that there 's happier times ahead . welcome home . antonio : jess , i want to make sure you 're safe . jessica : is that the only reason why you wo n't leave me alone ? antonio : well , can you think of a better one ? you 're the only eyewitness . jessica : antonio , i told you , i do n't remember anything . i do n't . antonio : honey , i understand that . but the person who pulled the plug on tico does n't know that . jessica : it 's like every time i close my eyes , i can -- i can almost see their face , but -- antonio : well , they have you on a lot of drugs . it 's -- just probably having a nightmare . jessica : i 'm not talking about dreaming , antonio . i -- it 's like i 'm almost -- i 'm on the edge of remembering something , and then i just -- i just stop myself . i block it out , and -- and the only reason that i can think of for doing that is -- antonio : what , jess ? do you really think i did this ? jessica : honestly , antonio , i do n't know . dorian : oh . well , i wonder , wonder , wonder when queen victoria 's going to arrive . david : why do n't you concentrate a little of that energy on me ? dorian : gladly . you were wonderful at the police station . david : yeah ? dorian : i hope i did n't interrupt that roll you were on , but , darling , you were about to confess to murder . david : so you were saving me from myself ? dorian : it 's a tough job , but somebody 's got to do it . david : hmm . dorian : oh , darling . david : oh , boy . dorian : the queen of betrayal ? david : mm - hmm . ahem . viki : dorian . i am really happy to see you here . dorian : no thanks to you . you know , viki , i meant what i said at the jail -- that i was going to give you a taste of your own medicine ? i hope you choke on it . [ knock on door ] blair : that must be him ! starr : are you still getting ready ? blair : um -- no , i -- i 'm ready . i 'm just -- just waiting for your father . did you see him downstairs ? starr : no . did you ? addie : no , but i saw lots of other people . i hope todd does n't get lost in this great , big hotel . blair : i love you , mama . addie : i love you , too . but i think i better go look for todd . blair : no , no , viki 's looking for him . it 's -- it 's all right . hey . sweetie , you 're not worried , are you ? starr : uh -- oh , no . it 's just that my braces hurt . blair : oh , ok . you know what ? the orthodontist gave you this wax . why do n't you put that on the sharp points ? it 'll be better . starr : ok . blair : good . starr : grandma , come on , you can come help me . addie : bye . [ gunshot ] todd : oh , god ! [ todd groans ] margaret : stop making me shoot you . todd : oh ! ugh ! ugh ! ugh ! oh , margaret , stop ! stop , stop . sweetheart -- sweetheart , i need you to call me an ambulance , please . margaret : oh , first , you 're going to write a goodbye note to blair . todd : no , no , i -- no , i need an ambulance . no . [ todd screams ] todd : god ! margaret : do n't make me shoot you again . todd : shoot me . shoot me . shoot me . that 's the only way i 'm ever going to leave blair . shoot me . margaret : i did n't want to have to do this . todd : what , margaret , you did n't want to have to shoot me twice ? margaret : oh , no , not that , too , but -- what i have to do next i really did n't want to have to do . todd : margaret , this is not going to end well . margaret : yeah , maybe not for starr . todd : what did you just say ? margaret : i have a friend who 's downstairs watching starr . and one word from me , your little shorty is in big trouble . todd : you crazy -- oh ! margaret : now , are you going to write that little note to blair ? or am i going to have to use the phone and call my friend ? and he 's going to pick up starr -- todd : no , margaret , margaret , margaret , margaret , margaret , margaret -- i 'll write it , i 'll write it . give me a -- give me -- margaret : ok . but i 'm going to tell you what to write because i do n't want any hidden messages . ok ? `` dear blair -- `` viki : dorian , it is still astonishing to me that you take absolutely no responsibility for your own actions . dorian : just like you take no responsibility for the two of us having been locked up in jail ? david : ahem . dorian : hmm ? david : it 's a wedding . we 're out of jail . let it go . viki : yes , good idea . do it for blair . dorian : oh , you do n't care anything about blair . viki : i do care . and i think that she and todd are going to be very happy . dorian : oh , until he kidnaps her children again or starts physically abusing her , huh ? david : all right , all right , i 'm going to have to play referee here . viki : dorian , i meant what i said earlier . i really am very happy that you are here . dorian : ha ! viki : but there 's not going to be a wedding if i do n't find the groom . excuse me . dorian : wait a minute . what do you mean , you ca n't find the groom ? so help me , if todd runs out on her -- viki : he wo n't ! dorian : she loves him , ok , and i am not going to see him break her heart again . if -- david : you won . she quit . she 's a quitter . dorian : hmm . david : hey , i tell you what , what do n't you get us some champagne to celebrate ? dorian : that 's right . i won . david : mm - hmm . dorian : she 's a quitter . david : that 's right . ahem . adriana ? you look gorgeous . adriana : and you look very handsome , as usual . david : well , thank you . duke , may i have a word ? adriana : it 's ok . duke : listen , if dorian sent you over here to tell me to stay away from adriana -- david : no , no , no , no , no , no , it 's not that . i -- i want to know if you 've heard anything from kelly . duke : oh . i mean , all i know is that my dad 's treating her pretty badly . you do n't know where she is , do you ? i mean , for what it 's worth , i 'm on her side . david : she 's down south . i was down there with her , but i had to come back here to get arrested . duke : oh . david : look , if you hear anything from her , please tell me , ok ? she should not be doing this thing on her own . dorian : hello , duke . duke : hi . dorian : darling . david : thanks . dorian : well , do n't you look handsome . duke : um -- thank you . and you look very nice tonight , as well . dorian : thank you . duke : is there something else you wanted to say ? dorian : like stay away from my daughter ? duke : that 's an option , although not my favorite . dorian : mm - hmm . my daughter likes you , and i have decided -- duke : wait , have -- to change your mind about me ? dorian : hmm -- actually , i 've decided to give it a time - out . however , if you hurt my daughter , i will turn on you like that . duke : you have nothing to worry about , ma'am . dorian : mm - hmm . david : i believe him . [ phone rings ] dorian : so do i . duke : excuse me . hello ? kelly : duke , it 's kelly . duke : hey . are you ok ? kelly : yeah . i need your help . blair : now , are you sure that no one has left a message for blair cramer or blair manning ? oh , ok . well , thank you . anything ? viki : no , no , no . blair : ah , viki , this is -- he would n't just disappear like this . viki : no . blair : i mean , maybe the old todd , but -- viki : well , the thing is i 've called his cell , i 've called the penthouse , i 've called `` the sun . `` i know there 's an explanation for this . i just ca n't for the life of me figure out where he went . blair : yeah , i -- well , you know what ? i got his room key . viki : oh . blair : i 'm going to go check on him . well , you stay here in case he calls , ok ? viki : sure . blair : he might call the house phone . viki : sure . todd : help . margaret : the note is delivered . are you ready to go home ? blair : todd ? todd ? blair : todd ? huh . blair : `` dear blair -- `` jessica : i just keep on thinking , you know , that you had every reason to want to kill tico . after what he did to cristian -- he killed your mother , he killed your father , and -- well , he almost killed you . and ` of course when i married tico -- antonio : it 's over . tico 's dead and you 're free . jessica : no , i 'm not . because somewhere locked in my head , i know who killed tico . and it 's killing me because i know that if you did it that it 's partially my fault . antonio : jess , i swear to you , i did n't kill tico . i would have , i could have , but i did n't . jessica : please do n't lie to me . antonio : jess , if i did it , i would tell you . because the last thing i want you to do is to suffer . look , i 'm not sorry he 's dead , not one little bit . but i did n't kill him . you need to believe that . natalie : hey -- cristian : hmm ? natalie : you 're still not feeling well , are you ? cristian : i 'm ok . natalie : why do n't you -- why do n't you go home and rest ? cristian : well , i would n't want to leave you here alone . natalie : ah , it 's no big deal . if we ca n't dance to our song at the reception , then we can do it at home alone . cristian : yeah , it 's been a long time since i 've heard `` europa . `` natalie : that 's not our song . cristian : right , right . typical guy . if women did n't keep track of these things -- are you sure you 're going to be ok ? david : hello , kevin . so , you here for the free booze or are you just a glutton for punishment ? kevin : how much you want to bet todd screws up this wedding ? david : oh , you do n't want to bet with me today . i 'm en fuego . i just got a `` get out of jail free `` card , which is n't an easy thing to do when you just confessed to murder . kevin : well , the things you do for love . david : hmm . employing sarcasm to express condescending disapproval . i would still much rather be me than you today . you had a chance . you know , i do n't think i 've ever seen a woman love anyone as much as kelly loved you , and you blew it . you wo n't get a second chance at love like that . i 'll see you later . kelly : is kevin there ? duke : yes . kelly : do n't let him know that you 're talking to me . duke : come on . what is going on , kelly ? kelly : i 'm getting close to finding ace , but i ca n't do it alone . duke : you should call the police . kelly : i ca n't . look , just trust me on that . if you ca n't help me -- duke : hey , i did n't say that . what do you need me to do ? kelly : i know who took ace , but i need a private investigator , someone who can help me track him down . someone i can trust . duke : ok . tell me exactly where you are . adriana : your dad 's watching . john : hey . what happened with cris ? natalie : he -- he just was n't feeling well . john : you ok ? natalie : you do n't have to worry about me . todd : what do you mean , `` home `` ? where 's `` home `` ? margaret : you 'll see . todd : oh , margaret . you really are incredible . margaret : you 're trying to trick me again , are n't you ? todd : no , i -- it 's what you wrote in that note . how do you know so much about blair and me ? margaret : oh , it was easy . i overheard a few of your conversations , and the rest was pure instinct . i know you , todd . you were so afraid of ruining things with her , just like you have all the other times . yes -- `` dear blair , i am still the same pathetic loser i was at rodi 's -- `` margaret and blair 's voice : `` the first time we met . `` blair 's voice : `` i 've tried to be the man you and viki think i can be , but i 'm really not . i 've made a million promises never to hurt you again , and i 've broken every single one of them . and i do n't want to do that anymore . leaving now is easier for both of us . it would hurt more in a year or five or 10 . i 'd rather hurt you today and get it over with . i 'm a lost cause . go find someone worthy of you . tell the kids i 'll miss them . love , todd . `` [ blair gasps ] viki : what does it say ? kevin : important phone call ? duke : uh -- no , it was just an old friend from texas who needed a favor . you want to get a soda ? adriana : yes . duke : yeah , let 's go . adriana : was it kelly ? duke : yeah . i mean , she 's in florida . she wants me to come help her find ace . adriana : are you going to do it ? duke : after hearing her -- yeah , yeah , i have to . she asked if i would find a private investigator for her , but i can do better than that . kevin : i do n't want excuses , all right ? i do n't care if you have to crawl through every swamp in florida . you find her , and then you find my son , and you bring him back to me . you understand me ? viki : ahem . todd is gone . dorian : what do you mean , `` todd is gone `` ? viki : he left blair a note . david : son of a bitch ! dorian : oh ! and you stood right here a few moments ago defending him ? viki : dorian , fight with me later . right now blair needs you . go . david : well , i 'll tell you one thing -- i 'm glad i did n't take kevin up on that bet . viki : where 's starr ? starr : mom ? what 's wrong ? where 's dad ? margaret : you should n't put sluts like blair on such a pedestal . you were so afraid of losing her . that 's -- everybody knows -- that 's why my plan is going to work . todd : blair 's going to come after me . margaret : oh . she thinks that you 're such a coward . she does n't believe in you , todd , not like me . no . i will never judge you , and i will never let you go . now , are you going to do this the easy way or the hard way ? todd : do what ? margaret : you do n't need to know . i 'm going to take care of everything . todd : margaret , i 'm sorry i underestimated you . margaret : no , no , no , you 're not sorry . you 're just saying that so you can soften me up so you can get out of here again . well , it is not going to happen ! no , it is not going to happen . todd : what are you going to do ? margaret : do n't worry , darling . this is n't going to hurt a bit . i 'm going to make you so happy ! so happy . jessica : you do n't know how much i want to believe you . but , antonio , ever since you found out that you were a santi , it 's just been -- antonio : you could n't trust me . i understand . it 's going to take time . and you do n't need to believe me today , but you need to believe this -- you and jamie are the best things that ever happened to me , and i am going to do anything and everything to make sure you 're safe . so i 'm going to sit in that chair until i make sure that you 're back at llanfair again . natalie : how are you ? cristian : better . how was the wedding ? natalie : todd was a no - show . i feel bad for blair . cristian : lucky us . [ elevator stops ] evangeline : i never thought you were the flower - in - the - lapel kind of guy . john : me , neither . addie : i do n't understand . what -- what happened to the wedding ? david : well , addie , the justice of the peace came down with just a little touch of the ebola virus . they had to cart him off to quarantine , so -- you know , you and i are actually pretty lucky . we could be breaking out in boils right now . addie : stop treating me like a child ! i know todd and blair fight . maybe i could help . blair : your -- your dad left a note . starr : he would n't do this . blair : i 'm telling you the truth , darling . i 'm sorry . dorian : how dare todd run out on you like this . how dare he do this to you , to the children ! starr : would you stop it ? ok , do you not like him so much that you want to believe the worst ? now listen to me . he loves my mom , he loves us , and he needs our help right now ! dorian : the only one who needs your help is your mother . blair : i do n't believe this . i do n't believe it . margaret : well , there 's my sleepy boy . i was beginning to wonder if you were ever going to wake up . todd : where are we ? margaret : i 'd better get to work on these bullets in your legs . todd : ah ! margaret : you 're going to have to be very , very brave . todd : you got to be kidding me . margaret : everybody knows how to do this nowadays . all you have to do is watch tv . todd : margaret -- peggy ? margaret : oh , i love it when you call me that . todd : peggy , if you love me -- margaret : yes ? would i have done all of this if i did n't ? todd : well , then -- then you have to take me to a hospital , where there are trained , professional surgeons . margaret : i 'm a trained professional . todd : you 're an accountant . margaret : i am trained and professional . todd : do n't , well -- you touched it . margaret , do you want me to die ? margaret : this is going to sting a little bit . [ next_on ] natalie : cristian , what is going on with you ? and do n't tell me `` nothing . `` the longer you hold it in , the worse it 's going to be for both of us . starr : do you really think dad left us -- for good ? margaret : you are n't going to ruin our wedding night , are you ?
antonio sleeps outside of jessica 's hospital room . she 's afraid he just wants to be there in case she remembers that it was antonio who pulled the plug . antonio tells her he 's there to protect her because she is the only eye- witness to the killing . he swears to her that he did not kill tico . kevin observes duke talking to kelly on the phone . kelly asks duke to help her find a private investigator to help her find ace . duke decides he has to go to florida himself and join in kelly 's search . kevin calls his private investigator and berates him for not finding ace yet . christian does not recognize adriana at the reception hall . he also does not remember his and natalie 's favorite song . he leaves the reception early and heads home and studies his black book of things to remember . natalie sticks around . john asks her how she 's doing . she tells him that it 's no longer his concern and puts a flower in his lapel . evangeline comments on the flower as she and john proceed to make out in the elevator after the wedding is called off . margaret shoots todd in his other leg when he attempts to run away from her . she drags him back into the room and places tourniquets on both of his legs . she forces him to write a good - bye letter to blair by threatening to have starr hurt by an accomplice if he does n't do as told . margaret holds a chemical over todd 's nose causing him to pass out and takes him to a cabin . there she prepares to remove the bullets from todd 's legs with a butcher knife . blair is devastated by todd 's note . she ca n't believe that todd would walk away from their family . starr thinks that todd must be in trouble .
guard : got a visitor . rex : thanks , larry . hey , you 've been working out . looking good . larry : five minutes . todd : oh , you did n't ask him about his wife and kids . rex : aw , was i too polite for you ? because clearly you have the upper hand in this situation . todd : i know , you 're just -- you 're so wonderful with those cops . you get along so well . i think that i should adopt that when i get out of here . rex : i think `` if `` is the operative word here , dude . todd : oh , i 'm going to get out , and you 're going to help me . [ scene_break ] blair : spencer ? spencer : hey . blair : hey . why are you here ? spencer : why do you think ? blair : seeing her grave like this , i guess i should find some closure , but `` todd cochran manning jr ? `` did they have to do that ? spencer : all right , come on , i 'll take you home . you should n't have to face this head - on . blair : no , i just -- i want this to be over . woman : hello . blair : hello . woman : did you know my family ? blair : family ? woman : i 'm ellen foley , margaret 's sister . ginger was my little girl . [ scene_break ] david : un autre , s'il vous plait . that means `` hit me again `` in a foreign language . bartender : maybe this should be the last one . david : no , since i 'm drinking to forget , and i 'm not nearly there yet . i 'm talking to you . asa 's voice : you know what you 're like ? you 're like that crap that i scrape off the bottom of my boots . spencer : we used to be a team , dave -- a damn good one . i think we could be again . david : you always got options . sometimes all your options suck . [ scene_break ] waitress : ms. lord , how nice to see you . dorian : um , i 'm going to be meeting people here , so i 'll take that banquette . waitress : of course . [ scene_break ] kevin : all right , hey , hey , hey , let me get that . there you go . kelly : kevin , you do n't have to do everything for me . kevin : i want to . i 'm trying to take care of you . kelly : i had a little minor surgery . i 'm fine . kevin : i would n't call it minor . it could change everything . kelly : yes , but not today . kevin : not today . no , today you are going to get waited on hand and foot . your slightest wish is my command . kelly : yay ! that 's exactly the way i like it . you know what i was thinking ? kevin : huh ? kelly : i was thinking about spaghetti carbonara from capricorn . they make the best . kevin : i 'll tell you what , why do n't i go down to capricorn and get spaghetti carbonara . kelly : oh , and maybe a little salad on the side with some dressing ? kevin : ok . kelly : and those little buns with the seeds on top and some chocolate cake ? kevin : is that it ? kelly : yep . kevin : ok , i 'll be right back . kelly : and , you know , i wo n't starve if you want to go up to the main house and talk to your dad . i know you 're worried about him . kevin : a little . the way he sounded on the phone , he sounded like he 'd been up all night . kelly : you think it 's tess ? kevin : who else could it be ? [ scene_break ] jessica : dad , at least think about it . maybe tess could get through to niki . clint : jessica , i know you want to help , and , believe me , i do n't like keeping viki hostage in her own -- jessica : then let 's try , dad . clint : what if you end up in the same situation ? no , jessica , no . nash : not a lot of free will in this house , is there , sir ? [ doorbell rings ] jessica : excuse me . hey . antonio : hi . jessica : hey . what 's wrong ? antonio : nothing , nothing 's wrong . i -- i just do n't know how to tell you this , but cristian -- jessica : what about him ? antonio : he 's alive . [ scene_break ] guard : you got to make this quick . he 's supposed to be transferred back to prison today . natalie : it 'll be quick . [ scene_break ] jessica : i ca n't believe this . have you seen him yet ? antonio : i , uh -- i have . i saw him last night . jessica : oh , my god , does natalie know ? antonio : she saw him at the prison . jessica : well , i just spoke to her . why did n't she tell me ? antonio : oh , she was probably trying to protect you , like i should . jessica : like you do . nash : so cristian is antonio 's brother , right ? clint : that 's right , and natalie 's husband , and he disappeared some time ago , and everybody believed that he was dead . nash : now , why would anyone run away from here ? clint : nash , i know this has been hard for you , and i appreciate everything that you 've done . nash : i promised i would n't run away with tess . i never agreed to abandon her . clint : you know , i have been through this before , so maybe i know just a bit more about it than you do . now , you can promise not to run away with my daughter and i can promise to watch over them , and both of us can keep our promises , along with jessica and viki , but niki and tess ? no , no , no , they do n't deal in promises . nash : all tess wants is to have a little chitchat with niki . clint : she does n't know what she 's up against . [ scene_break ] kevin : wait a minute , niki -- niki 's back ? kelly : well , i guess i do n't need these anymore . kelly : oh , my god , blair . [ scene_break ] spencer : mrs. foley , i 'm dr. spencer truman . i was on duty in the e.r . when they brought ginger in . ellen : and you 're here . spencer : yeah , listen , i 'm really sorry . i mean , i did everything i possibly could . ellen : thank you . thank you for trying to save my little girl . and , i 'm sorry , you are ? blair : um -- i 'm blair cramer . ellen : did you know margaret or ginger ? oh , excuse me , i have to speak to the minister for a moment . blair : oh , sure . ellen : thank you . thank you both for being here today . blair : at least she did n't recognize me . it 's just so weird to be standing over a woman 's grave that i prayed would die . duke : mrs. foley ? ellen : yes ? duke : i 'm duke buchanan . i was a friend of your daughter 's . ellen : she always wanted to be special . i just wanted her to be happy , have friends . duke : she did . she had a lot of them . ellen : good . i 'm glad to hear that . i 'm sorry , this is really hard for me to talk . minister : let 's -- let 's walk a little . tell me more about your daughter . [ scene_break ] adriana : hey . duke : hey . adriana : i was afraid to come , but could n't stay away . duke : yeah . i just talked to ginger 's mom . what do you say to that ? i -- adriana : i was pretty sure you 'd be here because you always do the right thing . and i knew i could get through it if you were with me . duke : well , i do n't know about doing what 's right , but it 'll be easier to get through this together . [ scene_break ] rex : you know , i really do n't think you 're in a position to tell me what i will or will not do . todd : you do n't know the whole story . rex : ah , is this where todd manning tells the truth this time ? but not like the other times where todd manning really told the truth . todd : margaret jumped out of the boat . i never touched her . rex : oh , well , that clears everything up . todd : i know that you have ways of getting information and i know that you enjoy money . i need some information and i have some money . rex : this may come as a complete surprise to you , but i do n't want your cash . i do n't want anything to do with you . todd : no , no , do n't get moral on me . rex : i am on the way to a funeral of the kid that you fathered . a crazy woman like that and you still could n't keep your zipper up ? todd : you do n't know how that happened . rex : oh , i can figure it out . i would n't help you out of that cell if it was on fire . todd : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] cristian : you all right ? natalie : just great . cristian : you hit your head . did you have a doctor look at it ? natalie : do n't get all protective on me now . i 'm just here to ask you a few questions . cristian : i 'll tell you anything i can . natalie : why in the world would you want me to believe that you were some monster named john doe and why would you get john mc bain to back you up ? cristian : mc bain knew before i did . it was n't like we had some kind of agreement . natalie : i heard it from him and from evangeline , and they 're very logical people . cops and lawyers , they typically are . but , see , i 'm not . and you should know that better than anyone because you were my husband , cristian . cristian : i never thought i 'd hear you say my name again . natalie : no , because you wanted me to think of you as john doe . cristian : i thought i was setting you free , natalie . i thought i was doing what was best for you . natalie : so then you just changed your mind , decided to come back from the dead again ? tell me , mr. vega , who was that best for ? [ scene_break ] adriana : i ca n't stop thinking about what you said to me last night . duke : that i loved you ? i still do . adriana : how can you after all the crap i put you through ? duke : you know , when spencer truman told us that ginger did n't make it , i do n't know , i guess -- you know , things that seemed important just did n't matter anymore . like rex . adriana : two guys liked me , and i acted like a little brat . i screwed up what we had , and there 's nothing like someone your age in a grave to make you want to fix things before it 's too late . duke : when you say `` fix things -- `` adriana : i really want to try . [ scene_break ] blair : did all of this happen just because this one woman wanted a baby ? spencer : oh , it 's a very strong drive for some women . blair : yeah . i thought i would lose my mind when i lost my little boy . spencer : you never did tell me exactly what happened . you feel like talking about it ? blair : well , i -- kelly . kelly : go ahead . tell him it was all my fault . [ scene_break ] kevin : my mother 's niki again and nobody told me ? [ phone rings ] clint : kevin , i had every -- would you take that outside , give us some privacy ? nash : sure . yeah ? kevin : i 'm still a member of this family , right ? clint : hey , look , it 's been fairly chaotic around here and i 've been trying to deal with it . and then everything that happened with your uncle bo . i have n't had a lot of time to tend to the family pipeline , and all i can say is that i 'm truly sorry . kevin : well , does joey know ? clint : no , it 's not the kind of news i want to give to either one of you , you know ? kevin , i thought that this was all behind us . kevin : yeah , me , too . [ scene_break ] nash : you do n't have a clue what started the fire . insurance . that 's funny . i could n't afford the vineyard . no , i ca n't come out now . i do n't know when i can . look , i 'm going to have to call you back later . antonio : problems ? [ scene_break ] cristian : i was n't keeping anything from you at first . when i got to llanview , i did n't know who i was . that 's how this john doe came about . natalie : why ? cristian : because carlo hesser got inside my head and made me think that . natalie : how did he do that ? cristian : you do n't want to know . natalie : keep talking . [ cristian sighs ] cristian : what i said to you that night i was arrested , about how much i loved you even though i was n't your husband ? natalie : believe me , i remember . cristian : that was the truth as i knew it . natalie : when did you first find out who you really were ? cristian : mc bain did this d.n.a . test right before i went away . he said the results showed that i was cristian vega , and it was like this door opened all of a sudden . it all just came back . natalie : and it did n't occur to you , either one of you , to say something to me ? cristian : i wanted you to remember me the way i was , natalie , and go on with your life . i was looking at a life stretch . i did n't want to watch you growing old through the bars of a prison . i love you too much . so i made mc bain promise to keep his mouth shut , even after he told me the two of you were together . natalie : that explains a lot of the conversations i 've had with john in the last few months . you know , i stopped mourning for you and fell in love with the one person who knew you were n't dead . was that part of your little plan , too ? [ scene_break ] kevin : hey , takeout for buchanan , please ? bartender : i 'll check . kevin : all right , thanks . david : looking for your great - great -- whole bunch of greats grandfather ? kevin : hello , david . david : i thought you were . he was in here . and , you know , it made me start to think about the different buchanan character traits . kevin : try to imagine how little i care about what you think , ok ? david : arrogance . first trait i thought of . kevin : boy , this place could sure use a drive - through window . david : you know what your problem is , kevin ? i 'll tell you what your problem is . your problem -- i forgot what your problem is . your problem is that you got to realize -- hey , you got to realize how lucky you are to have kelly and stop being so arrogant . bartender : here you go . anything else ? kevin : no , no , thanks . that 's fine . appreciate it . you know what ? call a cab , all right ? i wo n't have to tell kelly someone else died . david : that wo n't get me halfway home . david : do n't forget the tip . kevin : oh , for -- david : hey , i got $ 20 . i 'm not going home . dorian : how bad is he ? kevin : he 's at embarrassing , on his way to maudlin . dorian : you would really think that he 'd have the dignity to drown his sorrows in private . kevin : yeah , well , i got to get back to kelly . dorian : she can survive 20 minutes without you . kevin : actually , she 's hungry . she went ahead and had that surgery this morning . dorian : what ? you allowed spencer truman to operate on kelly ? [ scene_break ] blair : come on , kelly , this is not the time and i do n't think it 's the place . spencer : you know , kelly , you really should be resting . kelly : i know . i was . i just read about this and i wanted to pay my respects . blair : to acknowledge that they all lived . adriana : uh , ginger 's mom said they 're ready to get started . minister : i was talking to ellen about her daughter and her sister , and she gave me a sense of who these women were and maybe who this little baby might have been . the truth is margaret cochran was not a happy woman , not someone who was ever at peace . maybe she 's at peace now . [ scene_break ] clint : i know what you 're thinking , and it is still a bad idea . jessica : i would n't have suggested it , except that niki -- this time , i do n't know . she seemed different to me . did you notice it ? clint : no , she always seems pretty much the same to me -- childish , self- centered , and unreasonable . jessica : well , i do n't know , i just thought this time we could get through to her . felt like it . clint : jessica , that is not an option . you have suffered enough at the hands of niki smith . and until recently , i did n't -- i did n't know how much you had suffered . [ scene_break ] antonio : a fire , huh ? nash : hmm . antonio : did you lose the whole vineyard ? nash : i already told you i do n't know . antonio : i could see why you would be so upset . nash : it 's not going to work . antonio : i 'm not exactly sure what you mean . nash : baiting me . it 's not going to work . all right , i 'm upset , i 'm frustrated , yeah , i 'm angry . but i 'm supposed to pop you one just on time for jessica and her father to come through here and figure out what kind of an animal i really am , right ? it 's not going to work . antonio : kind of like what you did at the gym . you know , i 'm only out here because of jessica , because i told her i would be a little more open to her situation . nash : no kidding ? antonio : yeah , so i thought i 'd start by changing how i deal with you . nash : and how are you going to deal with me now ? antonio : thought maybe i could help you hold on to your business . [ scene_break ] cristian : come on , natalie , i know you 're mad and hurt , but do you think i 'd ever try to set you up with another guy ? do you think i 'd even want to think about you with someone else ? natalie : ok , maybe that was n't fair . cristian : i never wanted to hurt you . natalie : but you did . what i went through with carlo and what i went through with hayes barber ? that was just physical pain , nothing in comparison to the way you 've hurt me . cristian : i was trying not to hurt you . i was trying to let you go . i love you too much -- natalie : stop saying that ! cristian : you know , in prison i used to put myself to sleep every night thinking about you -- the way you sleep with one arm under your pillow , the way you look in that nightgown i gave you for your birthday . natalie : stop . cristian : sometimes i 'd be dreaming about you and i 'd wake up expecting you to be there beside me and there 'd be nothing but a stone wall . so if you think any of this was easy for me -- natalie : i should 've had a choice . cristian : ok . maybe i was selfish . maybe i did n't want you thinking about me like some kind of killer . kind of like you 're looking at me now . natalie : what made you change your mind about your little plan ? cristian : evangeline told me i had a shot at getting out of prison . and i still have to think that maybe you and i could have a future again , that i could be the man you fell in love with . you would n't be so angry if you did n't still love me . natalie : if i scream , the cops will come running right in here . cristian : john doe is dead , natalie , but cristian vega , he 's very much alive . [ scene_break ] dorian : it 's not too late . we can talk her out of this . you 're not even married . kevin : no , we 're not . not yet . dorian : what did you say to him ? david : dorian -- dorian : tell me . david : i attempted to shed some light on what i believe to be the buchanan character . dorian : which would be what ? david : the word `` arrogance `` came up . dorian : ha . i wish i had been there . david : i wish you 'd been there , too . you know , it was fun when we were on the frontlines together . dorian : yes , well , the buchanan 's are not your problem anymore , so stay out of it . and would you get yourself a taxi ? do not drive in this condition . you are smashed . david : `` are not . have n't heard the click . `` that 's what drunk people say . dorian : you are not going to get me to feel sorry for you . you brought this on yourself . [ scene_break ] minister : and may they rest in peace . duke : i just wanted to say that i 'm glad i got to be ginger 's friend , even if it was just for a little while . she -- she had a great smile , did n't she ? rex : what are you doing here ? adriana : what are you ? rex : did you get my message ? adriana : please do n't do this now . rex : i have to , duchess . it 's out of my hands . you see , you make me feel something that i never -- adriana : i 'm not jen . rex : that 's a fact . jen and i , we came from the same place . we did n't even have to talk to get one another . and you -- you 're a cramer princess , and i 'm white trash , ok , but you make -- you make me want to be a better man than i ever thought i could be . ok , whenever i want to feel good , all i have to do is think of your face when i helped you break the encryption on those computer files . i want to be that guy in your life , adriana , the one you can lean on , the one you can turn to . and what i 'm really trying to say is i think that i 'm -- adriana : rex , look , i know that you 're upset about ginger and what happened to bo . rex : no , that does n't have anything to do with anything . adriana : yes , it does . rex : no , you do n't -- adriana : ok , what you 're feeling -- it is n't real . rex : you do n't know that . adriana : yes , i do . because i just realized that what i have with duke -- that 's real . rex : oh , come on . adriana : rex , you were right about one thing . you and i do n't have anything in common . i 'm not saying that you 're not good enough for me , but we 're just too different . someday you 're going to find someone that 's just right for you . but that day is n't today , and that girl is n't me . kelly : listen , blair , what you said before about -- blair : no , you know what ? i am so tired of talking about the past . it 's ok . kelly : ok . i 'm going to go . rex : what happened to ginger was awful . but margaret -- well , she hurt a lot of people in this town . ellen : my sister was a very disturbed woman , but she was also my little sister . she was a wonderful aunt to my daughter . i remember the summer she taught ginger how to swim . huh . she was so patient and loving and -- rex : i 'm sorry , she -- she taught ginger how to swim ? ellen : oh , yes . she was on the swim team in high school . i still have all of her trophies . i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] natalie : that was n't fair . cristian : maybe not . but it told me that nothing 's really changed . natalie : you think you stick your tongue down my throat and you can tell me how i 'm feeling ? cristian : ok . so tell me , how are you feeling ? natalie : you should 've leveled with me the minute john told you who you really were . cristian : i already explained that . it took me months to figure out what happened . natalie : but i could 've helped you with that . my family could 've gotten you the best lawyers in the world , the best doctors . i mean , that is what `` for better or for worse `` is supposed to be about , right ? cristian : yes . natalie : the best part , what i love the most , is the one person you opened up to was john 's ex - girlfriend ? cristian : whoa , wait a minute . evangeline came to me and she knew everything already . i did n't have to tell her a thing . and then she started talking about having grounds for an appeal , and i started to think about us , especially after i found out that carlo hesser was the one who programmed me . natalie , for the first time in a really long time , i had hopes . natalie : shut up . cristian : look , you could blame john , evangeline , me all you want . but if it was n't for carlo hesser , none of this would 've happened . the guy 's in solitary miles away , and i look at you and i see that he 's still running our lives . please , just remember what we had . natalie : all we had is dead , cristian . as dead as john doe . and as dead as i feel inside . cristian : nat -- [ scene_break ] nash : so now i 'm supposed to believe that you 're my new best friend . antonio : you know , i 'd like to think i 'm a straightforward kind of guy . nash : mm - hmm . antonio : when i find out that a guy runs off with the woman i love , i do n't like the guy . but then i find out that she has d.i.d . and he knows nothing about it , i try to do the standup thing . nash : and the standup thing in this case just results in me 3,000 miles away ? antonio : look , i 'm offering you some money to help you get your business back on your feet . take it or leave it . nash : you know what ? i think i 'll leave it . mm - hmm . but i 'll tell you what . i may well have to go to california today to take care of this business , because it 's the most important thing to me , to tess . it 's what we got together . it 's our future . but as soon as that 's done , i 'm coming back to get her . [ scene_break ] clint : i 'm sure it seems like i just came back into your life and started giving orders . jessica : no . it does n't seem that way at all . actually , since you 've been back , it -- it feels like we can finally get through this . clint : for today , could we just let this tess thing go ? jessica : yes . clint : i love you , princess . jessica : i love you , too , dad . clint : um -- we just made a high - level decision . we 're going to pack it in for the day . antonio : oh , i think that 's a great idea . jessica : where 's nash ? antonio : he had some problems at the vineyard . i told him that i would tell you he would be back . clint : oh , well , that 's good because we 're going to need his input to sort all this out . antonio : you know what ? i think maybe you 're right . [ scene_break ] kevin : are you sure ? well , did she call or anything ? i -- it 's ok , she 's here . kelly : hey . kevin : what -- kelly : were you worried ? kevin : yes . of course . kelly : oh , i left a note . kevin : honey , you were just in surgery this morning . a note saying `` i have to go `` is n't real comforting . kelly : i 'm sorry . it 's just that i read about that funeral for margaret and ginger and the baby . i wanted to go . kevin : well , i -- i would 've gone with you . kelly : i was n't thinking . kevin : it 's ok . the spaghetti 's cold . kelly : oh , i 'm sorry . i know . thank you for going and getting that , and thank you for being here . did you talk to your dad ? kevin : oh , yeah . kelly : something wrong ? kevin : my mom -- uh -- she 's -- niki 's back . kelly : oh , no . kevin : yeah . kelly : i 'm so sorry . kevin : well , so am i . it 's -- you know what ? it was weird , because i was talking to my dad , and he was talking about my mom , and , you know , that after all these years and everything that they 've been through , they 're still really connected . kelly : hmm . it 's funny how that happens . kevin : yeah . kelly : i do n't think it ever goes away . kevin : yeah , and i was thinking we 're like that . after all these years and everything we 've been through , we 're still really connected . and i believe that we should be married . no , no -- kevin : kelly , will you marry me ? kelly : yes , i will -- kevin : yeah ? kelly : as long as you promise that this is the last time . kevin : i love you so much . kelly : i love you . [ scene_break ] ellen : i remember who you are now . why did you come here ? to gloat ? blair : mrs. foley , i find no joy in any of this . ellen : i know my sister was sick . i know she did terrible things , but -- blair : well , maybe she is at peace now . ellen : maybe . that was not your husband 's decision to make ! spencer : mrs. foley , please do n't start this here . ellen : i know my sister caused pain . but there was something scared and sick and desperate inside her , and your husband did n't give her a chance ! blair : my husband and i had to deal with the fact that your sister held a piece of broken glass to my daughter 's throat . ellen : you still have your daughter . your husband did n't give margaret 's baby a chance . minister : ellen , dear , let 's go . ellen : your husband is the devil . adriana : rex just seems a little lost . i hope he finds what he 's looking for . [ scene_break ] todd : hey ! did n't expect to see you back so -- rex : shut up and listen ! you want my help , you got it . todd : oh , must 've been a hell of a funeral . rex : do n't joke about it ! todd : hey -- hey , he 's cool , he 's cool . he 's just a little -- so what changed your mind ? rex : i found out something about margaret , something that changes everything . [ music plays ] singers : ah woman : pull back the shield between us and i 'll kiss you drop your defenses and come into my arms i 'm all for believing i 'm all for believing singers : i 'm all for believing if you can reveal woman : the true colors within woman : i know you blanket your mind so much that i am blind but i singers : i see you 've painted your soul woman : into your guard i 'm all for believing singers : i 'm all for believing i need to know just how you feel to comfort you i need to find the key woman : to let me in singers : into your heart woman : just believe second woman : baby we were meant to be first woman : i 'm all for believing second woman : baby we were meant to be first woman : just believe second woman : baby we were meant to be first woman : trust in me todd : what did you find out ? rex : i met ginger 's mother at the funeral . she also happens to be margaret 's sister . todd : and ? rex : according to mrs. foley , margaret taught little ginger how to swim . todd : she told me she could n't swim . rex : mrs. foley has trophies that prove otherwise . margaret was lying . todd : if she was lying about that , what else was she lying about ? [ scene_break ] spencer : well , you do n't have to stay around for me , reverend . i wo n't be long . minister : of course . were you close to ms. cochran ? spencer : margaret was sort of an enigma for a lot of people around here , but not to me . not after everything that she and i went through together . [ next_on ] clint : niki is going to get hypnotized , not you . niki : what ? david : if you get blair , will you leave paige and me alone ? starr : dad 's not here anymore , and nothing 's going to be ok . rex : say `` ho , ho , ho , `` todd , because i think you 're going home for christmas .
clint will not agree to let jessica be hypnotized . kevin finds out that niki smith has emerged yet again . nash finds out that there has been a fire at his winery . he leaves town to find out the extent of the damage , but vows to return . antonio offers his help in the form of money to help the winery , but nash refuses .
natalie : give me the phone . john : i 'll call you back . natalie : michael , it 's natalie , and no , there will not be any speeding up the process , so forget what he said . john : he 's coming down . natalie : why do you do this ? john : i need to get out of here . natalie : and -- and leave before you 're healing ? i mean , come on , john . does that make any sense ? john : the doctors would n't do it if it was dangerous . natalie : so why bother asking ? if the doctors thought it was such a swell idea , they would 've come up with it themselves . john : i just want mike to ask , that 's all . natalie : well , he can ask all he wants , but i 'm going to tell you right now , i will not let u do anything to jeopardize your recovery . and i do n't expect an argument from you because you will lose . [ scene_break ] jessica : i have got a tree tied to the roof of my car . now , if you go and get it , i 'll help you hang ornaments . nash : thank you , but i 've had all the christmas cheer i can handle . [ scene_break ] evangeline : hey . bo : right . evangeline : bo , hi . sorry to interrupt . i passed marty saybrooke on the way in here . has she decided to rethink her assessment of spencer 's mental state ? bo : no , it 's just the opposite , actually , but that 's not the issue right now . we have to find truman before he hurts someone . evangeline : oh , god , for that bastard to arrange his own escape -- i mean , if anything proves that this so - called psychotic state is a setup , bo , it 's that . bo : yeah , well , he may not have escaped . evangeline : what ? bo : we 're starting to think that he as abducted -- by todd manning . [ scene_break ] spencer : oh , damn you , manning . i will find a way out of here , so help me god , and when i do , you 're a dead man . [ scene_break ] todd : come on , talk to me . the doctor really gave you a clean bill of health ? blair : um -- well , she said that we needed to wait till we get the test results back , but there 's definitely no tumor . todd : uh - huh . know what it is . yeah , i think i know exactly what 's wrong with you . [ scene_break ] natalie : come on , john , you 're clearly in pain . let -- let me do something . john : leave it alone , natalie . natalie : i 'll hit the morphine pump for you . john : no . natalie : god -- john , this is n't happening . you 're supposed to lie here and stay calm . do you want those second skin grafts to be rejected because do you know how bad that would hurt you ? john : you 're not a doctor . michael : yeah . but i am . and i 'm on natalie 's side . it 's not a good idea to speed up the skin - grafting procedures . there 's no shortcut through this , johnny . natalie : there . believe me now ? john : mike , i want you to go to the doctors , i want you to talk to them . just find out if it 's possible -- that 's all i 'm asking . hmm . michael : okay . i 'll talk to your doctors . but if they say no , it 's no , johnny . natalie : happy ? john : extremely happy . what are you going to do with that ? are you going to give it to me or throw it in my face ? [ scene_break ] cristian : it 's a start . [ knock on door ] cristian : come in . antonio : hey ! cristian : hey . i was expecting evangeline . antonio : oh , yeah . i just saw her at the station as i was leaving . cristian : yeah , yeah , i know . i heard about truman 's escape . i do n't want her running around . antonio : well , i do n't blame you . you painting again ? cristian : no , no , not really . so , what are you doing here ? antonio : i -- i came to talk to you about christmas . cristian : the buchanans and the vegas spending christmas together this year , huh ? should be interesting . antonio : yeah , you -- you and evangeline got any plans ? cristian : well , i know that she wants to spend a couple of days with her parents either before or after christmas . aside from that , no , nothing . actually , there 's something that 's been on my mind . antonio : you -- you and evangeline okay ? cristian : yeah , yeah , yeah . we 're doing great , we could n't be better . it 's just that -- well , every time i think about asking her to marry me , i realize that i ca n't . [ scene_break ] evangeline : you think todd kidnapped spencer ? bo : no question . evangeline : really ? bo : yeah -- you do n't ? evangeline : well , todd does stupid things , reckless things , no question , but he fought really hard to get his freedom back . i do n't think he would risk it . bo : yeah , but there 's one thing you can say about manning -- no matter what he 's into , he thinks he can get away with it . evangeline : oh , you are so right about that . oh , my god , bo . if todd does have spencer , i do n't even want to think what he 's doing to him . bo : well , with his sense of justice , you know he could end up back on death row . [ scene_break ] blair : now , do n't go second - guessing my doctors , okay ? we got good news -- there 's no tumor , so why do n't we just relax and feel lucky for once in our lives ? todd : you do n't feel lucky , blair . blair : yeah , i do . i feel -- i feel lucky . todd : you look like you feel guilty . i think that 's what 's making you so tense and giving you these headaches . it 's not hard to figure out -- i just did n't see it till now . blair : oh , yeah ? todd : hmm . you did everything you could to bring spencer down , but it was n't enough and you blame yourself . blair : yeah , i -- i do . i mean , i let you down , i let the kids down , and i was a fool enough to buy into spencer 's bull and i 'll never get over that , i do n't think . todd : lies , blair -- i think that 's what 's kept us apart . no more . we ca n't afford secrets and lies anymore . am i right ? blair : mm - hmm . todd : so i have to confess something to you . [ scene_break ] jessica : too much christmas cheer ? is that even possible ? nash : obviously , it is . look , jessica , thank you for coming by . jessica : okay . i know that the buchanan christmas can be a little much , but you ca n't just ignore it . nash : why not , jessica ? jessica : because -- you 'll get depressed , and i do n't like seeing the people that i care about depressed on the holidays , okay ? it 's just easier to enjoy them . nash : i 'm not depressed . i just -- i got stuff on my mind , all right ? jessica : nash ? nash : what ? jessica : you 're having a christmas . there is a tree tied to the roof of my car and i am not dragging it back inside llanfair . nash : a tree is a waste for one man . all right ? jessica : it 's not just going to be one man . i -- i 'm here and bree 's going to be here . bree is looking forward to spending christmas with her dad . nash : you 're not going to be here , and bree is not going to miss a christmas tree . she 's an ankle biter . jessica : really ? well , maybe not now , but when she flips through those photo albums that you 're putting together for her , she is going to be pretty disappointed that her dad did n't go all out for her first christmas . nash : cheap shot . jessica : mm - hmm . now , are you going to help me go and get that tree or am i going to have to do it myself ? [ scene_break ] antonio : so you want to propose to evangeline , but you ca n't ? cristian : that 's what i said . antonio : well , why not ? cristian : how 's it going to work ? antonio : what do you mean , `` how 's it going to work ? `` what , you need money , money for a ring ? cristian : do n't do that . look , if i ca n't afford to buy evangeline a ring , then i have no right to even think about asking her to marry me . antonio : oh , cris , what are you talking about ? look , if evangeline loves you -- which she does -- having a ring right now should n't even matter . cristian : it 's not about the ring , man . it 's -- it 's about what it represents . i want to be able to take care of her , give her the kind of life that she deserves , the kind of life that i 'd -- that i 'd want to give her . antonio : all right . cristian : and want to be able to hold my head up in our relationship , you know , not have people looking at us like i 'm some lazy freeloader living off his wife . antonio : oh , you know , first of all , no one 's going to think that , and second of all , since when do you care what other people think ? i mean , this -- this is about you and evangeline making a commitment . money should n't even enter into it . cristian : yeah , easy for you to say . hey , come on , man . you and jess had plenty of issues before you got your inheritance , and you did n't get married . and now , whatever jessica needs or wants , you give her . antonio : oh , no , wait a second . the only thing jessica needs is my love and my loyalty , and if i thought otherwise we would n't be together . cristian : coming out of the mouth of a rich man . antonio : you know , maybe it 's not the money . maybe you 're not ready . [ scene_break ] evangeline : todd has to have more sense than that , right ? he would n't do something so self - destructive . bo : look , manning 's never been a favorite of mine . i hate the way he takes the law into his own hands , but i can understand how the possibility of truman never being punished -- i can see how that 'd drive him crazy . evangeline : does john know about spencer going m.i.a . ? bo : not as far as i know . i want to be the first one to tell him . evangeline : you know , he 's going to flip out when he hears about this . bo : i do n't know who wants to see truman get punished more -- todd or john . [ scene_break ] john : ah . natalie : you know , if i knew it would n't set your recovery back for weeks , i would throw this at you except for , then , the doctor would know i gave you soda . john : huh . thank you . natalie : you know that i love you with all of my heart and i would absolutely never do anything to hurt you . however -- john : oh , boy . here it comes . natalie : i am going to do everything in my power to make sure that you do nothing to compromise your recovery and i mean everything . i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] michael : of course . huh . i understand . yeah , thank you . natalie : michael ? michael : yeah ? natalie : they said what you expected , right ? michael : yeah , i knew what they were going to say . what john wants to do , it 's -- it 's insane . natalie : i know and i am so worried . you know , when i told him about spencer , he acted so calm . he actually said that he was going to let other people take care of spencer and concentrate on what 's important . michael : hmm . natalie : and then the minute i turn my back -- i should just make them take the phone away from his room . michael : yeah . nat , this is my brother we 're talking about . he 'd find another way . natalie : yeah . yeah , he would . he says he 's changing , and with me -- with me , he is . michael : yeah , but that -- you have to understand . that was before , after he locked spencer up . but now , all bets are off , because until the man that killed our father is brought to justice , he wo n't be able to put it behind him . and one thing he 's definitely not going to do is listen to reason -- not from you , not from me , not from anybody . [ scene_break ] antonio : look , cris , if it 's money you need , i mean -- or anything -- bro , do n't -- do n't let pride get in the way of asking for help . cristian : it 's not like i can ask for help and know that i 'd be able to pay it back . antonio : oh , what -- now you 're never going to make a good living ? how about having a little faith ? cristian : faith in what , man ? i have nothing that i can take to the bank right now , nothing . antonio : i got an idea . how about you stop thinking about what you ca n't do and start focusing on what you can ? [ scene_break ] nash : supposing i let you put your christmas tree in my house . i do n't have any ornaments , i do n't have ornaments , i 'm not going to buy any ornaments , i 'm not going to waste any money . what ? jessica : i have ornaments for you right here . nash : you 're too much . you know that ? you 're too much . jessica : i love christmas . i want my daughter to love christmas and it would be really nice , nash , if you loved christmas , too . nash : you ca n't shove christmas cheer down somebody 's throat . they either got it or they do n't . i 'm sorry -- i do n't . jessica : wow . have you always been this scroogey or is this just a new development ? nash : i love christmas . i love it . i 'm going to do christmas . i 'm going to -- i 'm going to spoil her with gifts , i 'm going to take pictures . i 'm going to do the whole santa claus thing . i 'm looking forward to it . jessica : let me help . nash : that 's just the thing -- you 're not helping . christmas trees are for families . jessica : you have a family . nash : it would be great for the five or six hours that bree was here , but then it 'd just be a tree in the corner . jessica : you have a family , nash . nash : i 'm barely a part - time father . it does n't exactly count . i 'm not depressed . jessica : hmm . well , if you 're not depressed , you 're coming very close to it . [ scene_break ] antonio : you got a beautiful woman who loves you . why do n't you concentrate on that ? cristian : you know damn well it 's not that simple . antonio : yeah , because you 're making it complicated ! cristian : fine . so i should just ignore the fact that i have no money and no career ? antonio : oh . all right , look , cris . you 've been through a terrible ordeal , all right ? most people only have nightmares about what you 've actually lived , all right ? and -- and you got your life back , all right ? that in itself -- you should be so damn proud of it , man , not to mention that you almost won the cruiserweight championship . i mean , how many guys get that far ? all right ? and you -- and you would 've actually won it if -- if vincent had n't rigged it . and if that 's not enough , you 're a kick - ass painter . cristian : with a bum hand . antonio : all right , look , so , uh -- maybe you ca n't paint , maybe you ca n't sculpt , all right ? but you 'll find a way to express yourself . all right ? we 're all -- look , what i 'm trying to say is that -- that life is too short , okay ? and if you love someone and someone loves you back , then you need to enjoy the hell out of it , and why am i having this conversation with you ? cristian : all right , you 're right . i should know this , and i do . [ antonio sighs ] antonio : good . good , because i got to go . i 've got to meet jess at nash 's . cristian : jessica at nash 's ? what 's she doing over there ? antonio : oh , she 's bringing him some christmas decorations . what ? cristian : nothing . i -- i just do n't know how you do it , man . i would n't be able to . antonio : nash is a good guy , cris . cristian : all right . antonio : okay ? and he 's connected because of bree and he 's a part -- he 's going to be a part of this family and i 'm not going to fight that , okay ? and -- and , you know , the bottom line is , is that bree and jessica , they -- they love me , all right ? and if i start to feel threatened by nash , then that means i start to doubt jessica and i 'm not going to go there . cristian : hmm . [ knock on door ] evangeline : hey . cristian : hey . evangeline : sorry to interrupt you guys . antonio : no , no . actually , you 're not interrupting anything . remember what i said . cristian : yeah . oh . thanks , huh ? antonio : yeah . evangeline : bye . antonio : bye . evangeline : oh , cris . hmm . oh , god , you have no idea how much i needed this . cristian : bad day , huh ? evangeline : oh , it was the worst . cristian : do n't worry . i know just how to make it better . [ scene_break ] natalie : uncle bo . bo : mike . michael : hey . natalie : hey . bo : how 's the patient doing ? natalie : impatient , but he 's doing better all the time . bo : oh , oh . well , that 's good to hear . i -- did you hear about truman ? michael : only that the judge declared him incompetent to stand trial , shipped him off to wingdale . bo : yeah . well , listen -- natalie : well , is there something else ? bo : i -- i think john should hear this , too , okay , so why do n't we just go on in ? natalie : okay . bo : thanks . john : hey , boss . bo : how you doing , john ? john : i heard truman tried to get himself a section eight . we 're not going to let him get away with that , are we ? what ? bo : well , there 's no easy way to tell you this , so i guess i should just tell you . the van that was taking truman to the sanitarium was hijacked . truman was taken from the scene by a masked assailant . hmm . john : well , as ridiculous as it sounds , he probably arranged it . bo : well , yeah , that 's what we thought , at first . john : but now ? bo : now , it 's starting to look like manning is behind it . natalie : why would you think that ? bo : because manning hates truman and because manning always seems to want to take the law into his own hands . plus , he was just way too calm when the judge called a mistrial . that 's not the way you 'd expect him to react . john : you put a tail on him ? bo : yeah . plus i have every available cop looking for truman . the entire eastern seaboard 's been alerted . sorry that i have to give you this news . john : no , no . thanks for coming down to tell me , you know . go catch this guy for me , will you , bo ? bo : we 'll do that . john : thanks . and for his sake , i hope you 're wrong about manning . bo : hmm . oh , yeah , me , too . [ scene_break ] spencer : no , you see , todd , there is something you do n't understand about me -- i do n't lose . and i 'm not going to lose this time . there is no way in hell -- woman 's voice : spencer ? spencer : ma ? ma ? [ scene_break ] blair : you want to confess something , todd ? todd : no . blair : okay , you know what ? you 're -- you 're scaring me -- todd : no , no , no . blair : you 're -- what is it ? todd : you told me once that you thought that if i had confided in you about margaret and the baby and what happened at the lake , that maybe you would n't have run to spencer . right ? blair : well , things might 've -- might 've been different , yeah . todd : they might 've been ? of course there 's no way to tell now , but anyway , the point is -- i realize now lying to you was a mistake , even though i thought that lying to you at the time was the best thing for you , but it did n't end well . i almost lost everything as a result of it . blair : mm - hmm . todd : uh -- so now , because i feel this regret about lying to you and because i have vowed never to do it again , i feel like i have to tell you about something . i feel like i should tell you about something that i 've been planning and am doing that i did n't fill you in on . blair : something that you 've been planning ? todd : yes . now -- if you love me like you say you love me , then you 're going to support me with this , and you 're going to understand . and if you do n't , i do n't know what 's going to happen because i feel like i 'm risking everything by telling you , so -- blair : todd ? what did you do ? todd : i kidnapped spencer and i 'm keeping him prisoner . [ scene_break ] bo : yeah , i wish i could stay . michael : you ca n't stay , bo . you got to get out there . you got to catch this guy . bo : no , you 're right , okay . you take care , john , okay ? john : thanks , bo . natalie : thank you . bo : see you . natalie : what are you thinking ? john : well , i was just wondering why mike is still standing here and not talking to my doctors . natalie : because he already knows what they 're going to say ? john : you 're not a surgeon . natalie : ahem . michael : it 's not a good idea , john . l the way around , it 's just bad . we 're only looking out for you . we want what 's best for you . john : hey , if you want what 's best for me , you would know it 's to get me out of here , and i need your help to do that , mike . natalie : i knew -- i knew it . all that talk was just bull about you going to -- you were going to let everybody else take care of spencer . you were actually talking sensible . john : no . no , it was n't bull . i do want to start my life over again , i want to do it right , and i want to do that with you . so that 's why i need to get the hell out of here . i need you two to understand that . i do n't want to live my life for revenge anymore so i have to get out of here to finish what i started . [ scene_break ] [ slow music plays ] evangeline : wow , feels so good . cristian : not too hard ? evangeline : no . oh , that 's perfect . oh , god , and this wine . cristian : well , i do n't know much about wine , but nash swore it was a good one . evangeline : mmm , so good . it 's -- it 's so good . cristian : relaxed yet ? evangeline : i 'm trying . but i do n't really think i can , cris , not until spencer is caught and convicted . i mean , this is a nightmare . god , i should 've done something more , you know ? i should 've -- i should 've come up with some way to keep judge fortier from declaring a mistrial . cristian : okay , okay . basta . oh . evangeline : what , am i tensing up again ? cristian : yeah , and that means i 'm going to have to work a lot harder to make it go away . close your eyes . close your eyes . evangeline : okay . cristian : take a deep breath . and let me do all the work . singer : touch me tonight [ scene_break ] jessica : maybe -- i think you 're just thinking of family in the wrong way . nash : i think maybe i 'm thinking of tess . jessica : well -- nash : do i got to spell that out for you ? jessica : tess is n't bree . i know it 's not exactly the way you want it , i know you want the three of you here for christmas , but i ca n't fix that , nash . nash : i am not trying to make you feel guilty . jessica : i ca n't help it , okay ? and i ca n't do anything about it . it 's one of the things that i 'm working on in my sessions with dr. jamison . nash : oh . well , what did he have to say ? jessica : he does n't exactly say anything . nash : hmm . jessica : he gets me to say things . nash : therapists are tricky that way . jessica : he got me to admit that feeling guilty is unproductive . nash : and that 's what i 've been trying to tell you . hey , you know , i should charge by the hour . jessica : oh . funny . nash : ha - ha . jessica : he says that i should feel sad for the people that miss tess -- nash : that 's me and only me . jessica : but realize that it 's not my fault . does that make any sense to you ? nash : yeah , i suppose . jessica , i know you 're here trying to be nice . you are nice . you 're very nice , but there 's nothing -- jessica : `` nice `` ? you should 've known me before . i was so nice that i -- nash : you do n't have to apologize for yourself . it 's okay . i 'm just trying to get you to understand that i do n't want anybody to feel sorry for me . i just -- jessica : that 's not what i 'm trying -- nash : yes , it is . you just said it -- you feel sad for me . jessica : will you just let me give you a christmas ? nash : well , there it is . you want to give me a christmas so that you wo n't feel guilty . [ knock on door ] nash : ha - ha -- antonio . antonio : well , do n't just stand there . how about giving me a hand ? ah . where should i put this ? [ jessica chuckles ] [ scene_break ] spencer : ma ? [ voice moans ] spencer : ma ! [ spencer pants ] spencer : uh - uh . no . no way , todd . uh - uh . you 're not going to do this to me . no way . [ voice sings ] spencer : no way . i know you 're not there , ma ! i 'm not crazy . i 'm not crazy . oh . you hear me ? stop that . focus , focus , focus . focus , focus . oh , no never going to find that baby , todd . [ spencer laughs ] spencer : you 're never going to find that baby -- never , never , never . [ scene_break ] blair : spencer did n't -- todd : no , he did n't escape . i took him and i stashed him . blair : where ? todd : at the warehouse where he kept margaret until she gave birth . and i 'm torturing him . and i 'm going to torture him until he tells me where my kid is . blair : oh , no , todd , you ca n't do this ! todd : what are you going to do -- call the cops ? blair : yeah , i 'm going to tell them anonymously . todd : he 's going to rat me out . blair : you can deny it . todd : bo suspects me already , blair . fine . do what you have to do . i did . blair : come on , just -- just take spencer , dump him somewhere -- todd : no -- blair : and let the cops find him . todd : not until he tells me where my kid is ! blair : you ca n't do this , todd ! todd : too late . blair : well , thank you for telling me . thank you for trusting me enough to tell me . i 'm going to ask you one more thing . todd : hmm . blair : what can i do to help ? [ scene_break ] ( bells ringing throughout ) [ soft music plays ] evangeline : oh , god . that 's amazing . cristian , could you -- could you just , like , do this all night long ? cristian : actually , i -- i had other things in mind . evangeline : do you ? cristian : yes , i do . too bad we do n't have a hot tub . evangeline : we have a shower . cristian : before or after ? evangeline : during . singer : feels so nice [ scene_break ] natalie : if you rush your recovery -- john : what 'll happen ? i wo n't live happily ever after ? natalie : it is not about that . john : well , it sure as hell is not about my well - being , is it ? natalie : oh , my god , that is all i care about . john : if you cared about me , you would know i have to get the hell out of here so i can finish truman off . [ john groans ] nurse : excuse me . i 'll check his dressings . michael : yeah , we 'll -- we 'll wait outside . come on , nat . natalie : michael , what are we going to do ? michael : look , he can kick and scream all he wants , all right ? if his physicians think it 's a bad idea to speed up the grafting process , they wo n't do it . if they think it 's too risky , it 's not going to happen . natalie : and they will decide that , wo n't they ? is everything okay ? nurse : his blood pressure is elevated . i need to tell his doctor . natalie : damn it , john , do you see what this is doing to you ? michael : it 's no good , john . it 's no good all the way around . john : listen to me and listen to me good . i 'm going to talk to my doctors , whether you want me to or not . and i 'm going to convince them to do their job , and get me the hell out of here as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] spencer : open your eyes . open your eyes . open your eyes . she wo n't be -- she wo n't be there . she wo n't be there . oh . okay . okay . come on , now , focus . focus . do n't give manning the satisfaction . spencer 's mother 's voice : spencer ? spencer : hey , mom . how are you feeling ? mom , i 'm doing everything i can for you , but you got -- you got to want to live . you 're just - you have to want to live . please . spencer 's mother : there 's something i have to tell you -- spencer : no , no , no , no . just -- spencer 's mother : about your father , what he did . spencer : it -- it does n't matter , ma . he does n't matter . spencer 's mother : no ! spencer : shh , shh , shh . look , there 's no -- do n't get upset , all right ? you got to save your strength . spencer 's mother : he left me . spencer : do n't -- do n't -- do n't think about it right now , ma . spencer 's mother : he 's a buchanan . spencer : who ? asa ? asa buchanan ? what ? spencer 's mother : he got me pregnant . spencer : what are you talking about , ma ? spencer 's mother : i had his son . and he abandoned us . please , make him pay . make him pay . [ scene_break ] blair : i really need to be a part of this . todd : hmm . just keep quiet about it . blair : what 'd you do to him ? todd : chinese water torture . blair : you 're kidding me . todd : i 'm not kidding . it 's perfect . i just set it -- both : and forget it . todd : no , really . it 's just drip , drip , drip on his forehead , till he cracks . of course , keeping him isolated is essential . blair : and you think he will be tortured and he 'll crack , and he 'll tell you where your son is ? todd : that 's what i 'm hoping . and if he does n't , i 'll just tell the cops where he is , and they 'll send him to wingdale . they 'll examine him and discover he 's really insane , because i 'm not letting him go until he 's insane . and they 'll just throw him in a rubber room . he 'll spend the rest of his life there . either way , i win , he loses . [ scene_break ] [ slow music plays ] evangeline : oh , cris -- oh , if we do n't stop , we 're not going to make it to the shower . cristian : oh . good point . [ evangeline giggles ] cristian : wait a minute . you still have n't told me what you want for christmas . evangeline : well , that 's easy . lo mismo que quiero ahora . you . [ scene_break ] jessica : okay , dim the lights . go . jessica : it 's perfect . antonio : it 's beautiful . jessica : nash , is it okay ? nash : it 's perfect . perfect . [ scene_break ] john : mike , convince these doctors to finish up my grafts if you want what 's best for me . michael : johnny , you know i do . john : then get me the hell out of here , mike . michael : okay . natalie : no , michael , no . you ca n't . michael : look , i have to do this for him . i 'm sorry . john : i need your help , too . please . natalie : okay . okay , i will . whatever you want . just promise that you wo n't leave me again ? [ scene_break ] bo : i want more people called in on the search . all days off are canceled until further notice . officer : i 'm on it , commissioner . bo : also , i want an update on the search as it stands right now , and a 20 on manning . i want to know where he is every second of the day ; i do n't care how insignificant it seems . officer : yes , sir . bo : that manning -- you know , for a smart guy , he 's a real idiot . he thinks that i 'm trying to save truman , okay the truth of the matter is , i 'm trying to save manning from himself . [ scene_break ] blair : look , i know you want spencer to pay for what he 's done . but what if you do get spencer to confess and tell you where your son is ? will you let him go then ? todd : well , i could make a deal with him . and then just kill him right afterwards . blair : what are you thinking , todd ? todd : i was just wondering , you know , if i find this kid , whether you 'd be able to raise him as your own . i mean , margaret 's kid , you know ? it 's okay . do n't answer now . but when you decide to tell me , i hope you 'll tell me the whole truth . you know , i have to tell you , if the shoe was on the other foot , i do n't think i could do it . i just do n't think i could accept you having a new child with another man . [ next_on ] adriana : i know that keeping her out of my life is the best move i ever made . jessica : you and i talked about getting you out there , dating , so who 's your type ? evangeline : if our friendship means anything to you , todd , i need you to level with me . blair : dr. chen wants to see me -- this baby must be todd 's .
evangeline nearly falls over when she gets the news that todd might be involved with spencer 's disappearance . she shutters when she thinks of what he might be doing to the man . bo says that todd had better be careful or he may just end up back on death row . chris starts drawing a picture and it looks good . he hears someone coming and covers his paining to hide it . antonio arrives and he asks if chris is painting again . cris denies that . cris is glad to see his brother . he has been thinking about asking evangeline to marry him but every time that he wants to do it , he changes his mind . he has n't got money , or a career and he feels he should have something . antonio tells him that this does n't matter but chris can remember a time when antonio had issues like this with jessica before he got his trust fund . antonio admits it but now he knows that life is too short and if you have someone that you love you have to grab on to them . evangeline comes home later and cris puts on the music and gets the wine going as he gives evangeline a massage from head to toe . bo goes to the hospital and tells natalie , john and michael that spencer has disappeared and that he thinks that someone has run off with the man namely todd . john smiles . he knew it . he wants the doctors to speed up his recovery so that he can get the hell out of there . natalie gets angry and tells that he will not be allowed out of there . michael asked the doctors about a speedier treatment and they said no . john grows restless now . a nurse checks him out and sees that his blood pressure is out of whack . she goes running down the hall to get help from a doctor . john does n't care . he will convince the doctor to let him out sooner rather than later . natalie is n't happy but neither she nor michael can change his mind . michael goes to talk to the doctors again for his brother and natalie quietly agrees to help john if she can . `` just tell me that you are not going to leave me . `` john says nothing . todd tells blair that the problems between the both of them has always been secrets and lies . he does n't want to do that anymore . he tells her that he has something that he has to confess to her . `` i kidnapped spencer and i am torturing him . `` blair is stunned . she feels that he has made a terrible mistake and that they should go and release the crazy bastard into woods or something to stop this . todd ca n't let the man go free . `` not until i get my kid ! `` todd figures that spencer will either tell him where his kid is or go crazy . if he goes nuts then todd will just call the cops , tell them where spence is and they will put him in an institution . it 's all win - win for him . blair sees that she ca n't change todd 's mind , so she offers to help if she can .
sarah : i 've been calling their manager , like , six times a day . they want imported , fresh - cut roses and top - shelf vodka . cristian : for their dressing room ? sarah : and organic chocolate chip cookies . cristian : look , whatever it takes to get them booked for the new year . i think they 're going to be a huge draw . sarah : okay . cristian : no , wait -- what about this date right here ? sarah : that was supposed to be blair , but she canceled , again . blair : i 'm back . sarah : the diva returns . great -- i will just pencil you in and then erase it . blair : and what 's her problem ? cristian : me . [ scene_break ] viki : but charlie 's been sober for 10 months . do you know what happened ? i see . no , honey , we have n't had the funeral yet , so i do n't really know when i 'm coming back . oh , god , would you please tell charlie i 'm so sorry -- todd : well , what do you know -- prodigal sister . viki : um -- you know what ? i 'm -- i 'm going to have to call you back , okay ? yeah . well , then , thank you very much for calling . bye . todd : what are you doing here ? viki : i 'm waiting for you . any word on your son ? i 'm so sorry . todd : i guess you 're here for marty ? viki : yeah . starr just told me that cole is wanted for shooting miles laurence ? todd : mm - hmm . when did you see starr ? viki : just before . she was on her way to school . she 's very upset . todd : yeah . i 'm trying to find the kid . i just had no luck so far . viki : i find it so hard to believe that boy could do something like that . todd : well , people do crazy stuff when people they love have been hurt . viki : ah . so what have you done now ? [ scene_break ] [ noise ] cole : what was that ? langston : voices . someone 's here . cole : they 're com -- langston : oh , my god ! cole : i have to flee ! langston : they 're coming in ! woman : have a look around . open the closet doors , check the basement and attic . give the place a thorough once - over . i have a strong feeling you 'll like what you 're looking for here . [ scene_break ] starr : mr. laurence ? mr. laurence , um , it 's -- it 's starr manning . i -- i know you 're hurt , and i hate to bother you , but i need to know -- do you know who did this to you ? miles : it was cole . starr : but -- but you know that it 's an accident , right ? i mean , he just lost his mom . he 's -- he 's out of his mind right now , and you loved marty , and you loved cole , too , in your own sort of way . and he is so , so sorry about this . he would never , never mean to hurt you . [ miles groans ] miles : no , he meant to kill me . [ scene_break ] ramsey : what kind of crap are you trying to pull now ? you saw cole thornhart shoot miles laurence . john : that 's not what happened . ramsey : oh , no ? then who shot him ? john : me . i shot laurence . bo : you shot miles laurence ? ramsey : now , john , i know you are delusional , but this beats all . i am an eyewitness to the -- john : so am i , so i guess that means it 's your word against mine . ramsey : all right , then -- who are we going to believe now ? hmm ? a senior u.s. federal investigator or , say , an ex - cop who was suspended for lying about an investigation ? [ scene_break ] talia : excuse me . antonio : sorry . talia : getting dressed . what do you want ? antonio : you okay , because you seemed pretty upset earlier . talia : well , i put mcbain 's brother in lockup . pardon me for not loving my job today . antonio : hey , i -- i think it 's -- it 's more than michael mcbain . talia : it 's about you -- is that what you want me to say ? antonio : look , no matter how many times you say it 's -- it 's cool working together and that we can just go back to the way things were before we talked -- i just do n't see that happening . talia : uh - huh . antonio : and , uh , i -- i think that maybe we should try and , you know , address it before it gets a little more uncomfortable . talia : you want to talk ? fine -- let 's talk , you arrogant , insensitive , bastard ! [ scene_break ] man : we 're still in the llantano school district ? realtor : yes . as you 're probably aware , it consistently has some of the highest test scores in the state . i should also tell you that the furnishings that are left are being sold with the house . but if you 're not interested -- man : they 're a little sterile . realtor : i 'm sure the seller would agree to have them removed and stored or donated to charity . man : why is the owner selling ? realtor : um -- the couple who owned the house died in an accident -- not here , do n't worry . their daughter is an orphan now , which is why the house is priced to sell . frankly , it 's a real steal . langston : oh -- man : what was that ? [ scene_break ] starr : no -- no , no , no . cole -- cole was not trying to kill you . miles : hmm . did you talk to him ? starr : i know that you and cole have had some issues in the past when you were married to his mom , but if you charged him with attempted murder , it would ruin his life forever , and have n't you done enough to make his life miserable ? miles : i 'm just telling you what happened . natalie : miles . you 're awake . what are you doing here , starr ? starr : i was visiting miles . natalie : he 's not supposed to have any visitors . starr : well , you 're here . dr. willis : mr. laurence , i 'm dr. willis . uh -- excuse me , ladies . natalie : sure . miles , we 'll be right outside . dr. willis : you 're a lucky man . miles : i guess . dr. willis : one inch to the left , that bullet would 've killed you . [ scene_break ] starr : well , i 'm glad miles is okay . natalie : so what was going on in there ? starr : we were just talking . natalie : about what ? i mean , your whole family hates miles . starr : except for you . natalie : it 's not like you got him flowers or brought him a get - well card , so what did you sneak into his room to talk to him about , starr ? [ scene_break ] bo : all right , john , tell me your side of the story . john : it was an accident . bo : can you elaborate a little ? john : with all due respect , bo , if this is going to be a formal questioning , i 'd like a lawyer present . ramsey : oh , so he buys some more time to make up the rest of his story . bo : usually when people lie around here , they lie about being innocent , not about being guilty . john : you 're responsible for marty 's death . you only came back to llanview to get me signed off on a version of the events so you do n't get fired by the fbi or worse . ramsey : so you 're protecting this dangerously crazy kid just because you had the hots for his mother ? bo : all right -- no , no , whoa , whoa , whoa . let 's hold it right there , gentlemen . ramsey : commissioner , bring in cole thornhart . i 'll get the truth out of him . bo : i will question cole thornhart when we do find him . now , in the meantime , let 's concentrate on our other witness -- miles laurence , the victim . [ scene_break ] sarah : damn it ! hey , layla -- got any use for three dozen fresh - cut pink roses ? vincent : well , i do . layla : what 's going on ? sarah : i was this close to booking a name act for new year 's , but looks like it 's not going to happen . vincent : what kind of band wants roses ? sarah : i do n't know -- one with a woman in it ? [ layla chuckles ] vincent : hey . hey , excuse me . i see my lawyer over there . catch up with you later ? layla : okay . sarah : his lawyer ? layla : mm - hmm . it 's on the up - and - up . he 's been pretty much running lindsay 's gallery while she 's in st. ann 's . he 's looking to make a more permanent business arrangement . sarah : that 's kind of out of character for vincent , is n't it ? layla : i know . i hope it all works out . anyway , i was looking -- or hoping -- that i 'd run into you since you have n't been home . sarah : well , that makes two of us . layla : i was afraid you 'd been avoiding me or something . sarah : why would i do that ? layla : because you said you were uncomfortable talking to me about the whole cristian and evangeline thing . sarah : actually , talking to you helped me a whole lot . layla : really ? it did ? what 's going on with you and cris ? sarah : we are all business , which is fine . layla : and you 're going to totally ignore the fact that he kissed you ? sarah : i told him not to kiss me again , so we both know where things stand . layla : hmm . and you 're just going to turn him down flat ? [ scene_break ] cristian : look , i 'm not -- i 'm not going to bore you with all this . you got more important things to worry about . your job 's safe -- do n't worry . blair : oh , i 'm not worried about my job . you 're my buddy . my kids are in school , so talk to me . tell me what 's going on . cristian : sarah and i never got off the grounds , but it 's -- it 's no big deal . blair : well , it is a big deal if you have to work with her every day . cristian : we 're adults . we can handle this . blair : oh , yeah , you were really handling it over there . you can always fire her . cristian : no , no , no way . blair : why not ? cristian : well , for one thing , she 's an asset to this place , and for another , i was the one who was out of line . i made a move when i should n't have . blair : well , why should n't you ? i mean , i think she looks like she 's interested . cristian : yeah , but she thinks that i 'm still in love with evangeline . blair : are you ? [ scene_break ] todd : yesterday i was ready to give up everything . viki : you mean searching for your son ? todd : mm - hmm , and blair . viki : and ? todd : and i was thinking that maybe the reason i ca n't find this kid is because i 'm not supposed to have him . viki : and this is all because of marty , huh ? and yet , you 're still here -- you have n't left . todd : no . blair helped me realize that i 'd just be hurting starr and jack if i did . and then , blair told me that -- viki : what , she loves you ? todd : yeah . but , you know , that love 's just not enough to make it work -- never has been in the past . viki : okay , and dorian told me that you two just got remarried . todd : yeah , sorry you did n't get an invitation , but i had no idea where the hell you were . viki : yeah -- whew . todd : but it 's all right . anyway , it was just for show , just to try to get custody of the kid . viki : and blair was okay with that -- a marriage in name only ? todd : she got a little bonus . viki : oh , oh , jeez . todd : and now she wants more . viki : okay , and what do you want ? oh , you know , you may not have left this town the way i did , but you are still running away . [ scene_break ] realtor : like all older homes , this one has the usual moans and groans . but you can see , it 's in excellent condition . are you interested in having your wife come by to see it ? man : you can tell this house has had a lot of love . realtor : hmm . we have an open house scheduled for this weekend , but if you 're interested , i would advise that you put a bid down . are n't the built - ins and the master to die for ? hmm . [ door closes ] cole : langston , i 'm really sorry . if i had n't been hiding out here , you would n't have to hear that . langston : yeah . it 's your fault . i have to face it -- pretty soon , strangers are going to be living in my house . how could that jerk say it was sterile ? cole : langston , langston -- you have a great house , all right ? langston : and our furniture going to charity ? i mean , my parents were all about giving to people in need , but , god , what -- what if it all ends up in a dump somewhere ? my canopy bed that i was doing chores forever to earn , our table that our old dog used to chew on when she was a puppy ? her teeth marks are still here in the leg . i sound so pathetic . i so do n't want to be a `` poor , little orphan girl . `` cole : no -- langston , i get it . you just do n't want them taking away your memories . langston : i got most of the things that were important to me out of here . dorian , she was -- she was great about it -- all our family photos -- my parents , grandparents , every ugly school picture ever . but i ca n't take the tree swing that my dad built or the hydrangeas in the back . i mean , what if the new owners dig them out just to put in a hot tub or something ? cole : yeah , i felt the same way when we moved from california . i mean , it was n't till just recently that i thought of llanview as home . langston : you know , after my mom and dad died , one of the reasons i did n't tell anyone was that -- so i could stay here . this house was the only thing i had to hold on to . if somebody else lives here , it 'd almost be like our family never existed , you know ? cole : i do . langston : yeah . yes , you do . [ scene_break ] starr : i came to the hospital to apply as a candy striper . natalie : hmm . you just came to the icu . to what , practice ? starr : no , i wanted to see how miles was doing . natalie : and how did you know miles was here ? starr : i overheard nurses talking . natalie : starr , did you have something to do with what happened to him ? starr : what ? why would you ask me that ? natalie : well , should n't you be in school ? starr : my mom let me have a mental health day . natalie : oh , so you just decided to come here ? i know you 're lying to me , starr , and i want to know why . starr : look , it 's not like i came to pull the plug on him , okay ? natalie : no , i did n't say that . you know , i know miles has a lot of enemies in this town , but he is trying to turn his life around . he did n't deserve this . starr : i 'm sorry , but did cole deserve to have his mother taken away from him ? did my little brother deserve to be kidnapped ? natalie : no , no , you 're -- you 're right . but that 's not miles ' fault , right ? starr : maybe . natalie : starr , miles told your father the truth about tommy , and what kind of thanks did he get ? i mean , miles has had a hard life . you know what ? what he deserves right now is justice , and i 'm going to make sure that he gets it . [ scene_break ] bo : well , thanks -- that 's good news . our patient regained consciousness . ramsey : that 's terrific . bo : i 'm going to go over there and question him . john : if it 's all right , i 'd like to come with you . bo : well , john , you know , his condition is still precarious , and if you are the one that shot him like you say you did , then i think you probably are the last person that he needs to see right now . john : i understand , but i 'd like to see how he 's doing with my own eyes . ramsey : i 'll see you in the icu . bo : john ? hold on just a second . now that he 's gone , i want you to level with me . think about what you 're doing . if you are lying about another investigation , this could cost you everything . john : i 've already lost everything . [ scene_break ] antonio : now we 're getting somewhere . talia : so you admit that you 're an insensitive bastard ? antonio : i must 've done something to make you feel that way . talia : gosh , what amazing powers of deduction you have , detective . antonio : you know , i -- i 'm just glad that you -- that you 're not keeping it all bottled up like you were before . talia : like i was before ? antonio : well , i -- i was n't the one hiding my feelings . talia : no , because you do n't have any feelings -- not for me , anyway . antonio : i -- i care about you , talia . talia : yeah , you 're just not interested in me as a woman . news flash , pal -- i do n't want to be your friend . antonio : look , talia , just because i do n't feel the same way about you that you -- talia : no , no , it 's not that . i can handle that . what i ca n't handle is that you knew how i felt but you continued to let me act like a jackass . antonio : you were n't a jackass . talia : okay . antonio : and i did n't know what to say . talia : you know , i 've bought that before . i mean , what do you say to somebody who 's acting like such a loser ? but then i realized that you were totally into it . antonio : talia , come on . talia : all those times you bought me drinks after work , you asked me to stay and have a meal with your family , your daughter -- thanksgiving ! the times when you said that i looked hot or when i caught you here and you 're all half- dressed and you did n't bother to cover up . antonio : i -- talia : i mean , did you just enjoy seeing the look on my face ? was that a good time for you ? antonio : no ! talia : then tell me -- why the hell did you lead me on ? [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't know how you do it , viki . viki : do what ? todd : well , you go away forever and then you come back and you have no idea what 's going on in anybody 's life but you have no compunction about doling out know - it - all advice that you ca n't take yourself . viki : okay . i do n't know it all , but i do know you . look , i 'm sorry -- if i 'd had any idea of what you were going through , i would 've been here . todd : i know . viki : and yet , when we spoke on the phone , you told me blair was with you and you sounded hopeful . you still kind of do . todd : do you think i should just throw in the towel with blair and give it another whirl ? viki : well , let me ask you this . can you imagine the rest of your life with blair ? todd : well , i ca n't imagine the rest of my life without her . [ scene_break ] cristian : it 's really complicated . blair : i 'm married to todd manning -- i know complicated . cristian : well , i -- i did break up with evangeline before she got hurt . blair : yeah . that 's when she and todd could n't seem to keep their hands off of each other . i think todd and i had a couple of fights about that one myself . cristian : right , but the two of you got back together . blair : mm - hmm . we got married , for a number of reasons . but you and evangeline -- well , i think you did n't get a chance to -- to work things out , and i do n't know if there 's going to be a chance for you to do that , and what i 'm thinking here and what i 'm feeling here -- you 're feeling guilty about it and a big part of you wants to move on to something else , right ? cristian : you 're good . blair : i 've been there , and you do not want to feel stuck living in the past , you know ? i mean , unless -- cristian : unless what ? [ scene_break ] sarah : no , i 'm not cool with any of it -- i hate it . layla : thank you . sarah : but i -- i 'm not going after a guy who 's still hung up with a girl who ca n't fight back , someone who happens to be your sister . you 're my friend and cristian 's my boss and i never should 've gotten involved in any of this in the first place . layla : you ca n't help how you feel , sarah . sarah : yeah ? well , neither can cristian . layla : look , i believe my sister is going to get better -- i have to . but cristian and evangeline were broken up for a reason . sarah : well , he still loves her , layla . layla : cristian feels guilty . that 's why he ca n't let go . sarah : whatever it is , he ca n't . i mean , could you still be with vincent if he were thinking about somebody else ? [ scene_break ] blair : would you wait on evangeline if you knew she was going to get better ? cristian : i do n't even know if she 'd want me to . blair : you know , i used to feel the same way about todd . todd is my one true love . you know , even though i hate him sometimes and he definitely hates me , we always end up back together , you know ? i think the question that you have to ask yourself here is -- is evangeline the right woman and the only woman for you ? [ scene_break ] cole : langston , i ca n't believe you went this whole time without completely falling apart , and none of us had a clue . langston : acting like everything was okay was the only way i could make it out of bed in the morning . [ cole sighs ] cole : you know , langston , your parents would be really proud of you for keeping it together . but , me -- i mean , my dad 's whole life was about nonviolence . and i might have killed someone . huh . what a way to completely disrespect him and my mom . langston : did n't i get through to you at all before , cole ? it was an accident . cole : it was n't an accident that i picked up the gun . but you know what ? the one good thing about me going in the jail is that i do n't have to go home and see all my dad 's books laying on the shelf and that little cup that i made for my mom in second grade that , for some reason , she 's kept through all these years . that necklace that i bought my mom for christmas , all those presents that she took so much time hiding from me -- oh , christmas , oh . oh , man . langston : you know what really does help you get through this ? friends . [ scene_break ] starr : well , i 'm going to go check out that candy striper thing . see ya . natalie : yeah . bo : excuse me . natalie ? natalie : hey , uncle bo . i guess you heard that miles is awake . the doctor 's examining him right now . bo : is he lucid ? natalie : he is , but he 's really weak . ramsey : any idea what his prognosis is ? natalie : no , um , you 're going to have to talk to the doctor about it . uh -- john , i 'm -- i 'm sorry that i leaned on you the way i did before . i -- i -- now that i know that miles is okay , i can think with a -- a more clear head and , of course , i know that you had nothing to do with this . john : you 're wrong . i mean , you were right before . it was me -- i shot him . natalie : oh , my god , john , you -- you really shot miles ? ramsey : he 's lying . natalie : why would you lie about something like this ? bo : did miles say anything to you ? natalie : no . i mean , we -- we have n't gotten a chance to talk . how is he ? dr. willis : stable . bo : doctor , i 'm commissioner buchanan . if it 's okay , i 'd like to ask mr. laurence a few questions . dr. willis : well , he 's been sedated . he 's sleeping now . bo : okay , well , i 'll just wait inside for him to wake up . i need to ask him about what happened . thank you . ramsey : no , not you , john . you are a civilian and a suspect . am i right , commissioner ? natalie : all right , john , we 're alone now . why do n't you tell me what really happened last night ? [ scene_break ] viki : if you ca n't imagine the rest of your life without blair , what is your problem ? todd : that i 'd screw it up . viki : ca n't you just assume it 's going to work ? todd : can we talk about something else ? viki : oh , jeez . hmm . todd : what ? viki : oh , i do n't know . i do n't know . somehow , you 've changed . todd : well , you 've been gone a long time . viki : well , i have n't been gone that long . i really do hope you find your son . todd : are you sure ? viki : what does that mean ? todd : oh , i do n't know . just that when miles laurence left me for dead , you gave him a place to live . viki : no , natalie did . however , he did convince me that he could change , just as you did . hey , come on , you 're a wonderful father , and your child belongs with you . did you really need me to say that ? todd : no . i 'm happy you did , though . so as long as you 're back -- and you are back now , right ? viki : i actually just heard that a friend of mine in paris is in trouble . todd : a male friend ? you want some advice ? viki : maybe . todd : oh , yeah , right . you can dish it out , but you ca n't take it , can you ? viki : okay , okay . advise me . [ scene_break ] cristian : did you always know you wanted todd ? blair : heck , no . i tried so hard to fall in love with anybody else . cristian : and you have . blair : i always seem to come back to todd . he 's under my skin . cristian : like ringworm . [ blair chuckles ] blair : you did n't answer my question . cristian : i do n't know , blair . there are too many `` ifs . `` if evangeline wakes up , if she wants me back -- it 's -- blair : if , if , if , if . if you were n't sitting on that fence , you might be able to make a decision . maybe i need to give you a little shove . [ scene_break ] antonio : look , i did n't know that i was leading you on . and -- and if that 's what you think i was doing , then i 'm truly sorry . talia : it 's not what i think , it 's what i know . you let me act like a little puppy waiting to get scratched behind my ear , and you did it because it was good for your ego . antonio : no . okay , look , i was uncomfortable talking about it -- we work together . talia : but it 's not uncomfortable now ? huh . antonio : sure it is . talia : i mean , it 's not like i needed you to shout out `` i 'm not into you . `` all you had to do was just , you know , throw out a couple of cues . i would have gotten the hint . antonio : i 'm sorry . talia : yeah , so am i . because i thought we had a really good working relationship and i -- i thought we had a friendship . antonio : what , now -- and now we do n't ? talia : what were you thinking when you were asking me about my boyfriend ? and what were you thinking when i told you that ridiculous story to protect my feelings ? antonio : i do n't know . talia : maybe it 's time you figured it out . [ scene_break ] sarah : hey , how did your meeting go ? vincent : i ran into some red tape . layla : what kind of red tape ? vincent : turns out r.j. gannon is managing the gallery now . layla : mm - hmm . vincent : but since he 's no longer owner , i have to work with lindsay directly . layla : you think she 'll go for that ? vincent : i do n't know , you know ? it 's hard to make a binding contract with a person that people say that 's just not there . layla : well , she 's got legal bills . it may not be as hard as you think . vincent : well , i 'm going to make it work , because the business is good , this gallery 's going to work , and it 's in a perfect location . sarah : sounds like you 're thinking about the future . vincent : yeah , i am , and i definitely know what i want . sarah : i 'm glad somebody does . [ scene_break ] cristian : look , if you 're thinking i should use sarah as some kind of test case , forget about it . i care about her too much . blair : i never said that ! have you seen evangeline lately ? cristian : no . blair : okay . well , here 's what i suggest . go see her . spend some time with her . and just see what it feels like being in the same room with her . i 'm sure in no time at all , you 're going to get the answers that you need . cristian : yeah , but you see , there 's a reason i have n't been to see evangeline . her mom wo n't let anybody see her except family . blair : from the words of the great starr , `` that sucks . `` cristian : tell me about it . blair : well , you know , when have you ever played by the rules ? come on . i 'm going to get this dress to the back room . cristian : good luck . blair : you , too . cristian : thanks . [ scene_break ] antonio : okay , look , it just seemed kind of arrogant for me to say that `` i -- i know you 're attracted to me , but you should n't be . `` talia : what about what you said to me at thanksgiving ? antonio : what ? talia : that you kind of liked the attention i was giving you and that basically , you used me to keep from feeling down about yourself because jessica dumped you . antonio : huh . talia : i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry , i should n't have said that . antonio : no , no , really , it 's -- it 's okay , i guess i deserve it . talia : you `` guess `` ? you `` guess `` ? do you even realize that you 're still patronizing me ? antonio : what would -- what do you want me to say ? talia : nothing . nothing , which should be easy for you because you 're good at that . goodbye . antonio : wait . we 're not finished here yet . talia : i -- that 's what i 'm trying to say . i think we are . [ scene_break ] cole : thanks for the food . langston : one bite , that 's it ? cole : i 'm not really hungry . langston : you have n't had anything since you got back . cole : huh . you sound like my mom . well , what am i going to do now ? i mean , obviously , i ca n't stay here . you heard the -- the realtor . they 're going to have an open house this weekend . langston : starr and i will think of something . cole : langston , i should never have gotten you involved with this . i mean , if you get in trouble , you 're going to screw up your -- your foster placement . langston : do n't worry about me . cole : oh , and what about starr ? the cops are going to question her , and she 's going to have to lie to the cops . langston : starr loves you , and she 'll do anything for you . so will i. markko , too . cole : you guys -- you 're all i 've got now . [ langston gasps ] starr : guys ? guys . guys -- langston : oh , thank god it 's you . starr : i have amazing news . cole , miles is alive . he 's going to be okay . you did n't kill anyone . cole : so -- so what -- what are the charges going to be ? starr : nothing . langston : what ? starr : yeah , you guys are n't going to believe this . john confessed to shooting miles . [ scene_break ] natalie : you did n't really shoot miles , did you , john ? john : why would i lie ? natalie : to protect someone . john : you thought i was the one who shot him earlier . why -- why do n't you now ? natalie : what was your motive ? john : how about all the things he did to marty ? natalie : that just sent you over the edge ? john : yeah , it did . natalie : so you just saw miles and lost it ? john : i just do n't want to talk about it . [ scene_break ] ramsey : you do n't really believe mcbain , do you ? miles : bo ? bo : yeah . yeah , just take it easy , miles . this is agent lee ramsey . ramsey : fbi . bo : the doc says that you 're doing a lot better . that 's good to hear . miles : depends on who you talk to . bo : well , i just need to ask you a few questions , okay ? simple questions , simple answers and then we 'll get out of here . i need you to tell me what happened on the docks last night . [ scene_break ] todd : as much as we all love you , the world did go on without you . viki : yes , well , i know that . todd : hmm , even if you had stayed , marty would still be dead , and my kid would still be missing , and miles still would have been shot . viki : and what is your point ? todd : my point is that if this guy in paris really needs you , then you should n't let us keep you from him . viki : i think that 's good advice . todd : yeah . ha . yes . viki : hmm . there 's a first . and -- and you do n't need me , right ? todd : i do n't think there 's anything you can do for me at this minute . but keep your cell phone on . that would be nice . viki : hey . i love you . todd : i love you , too . viki : take care . todd : yeah , you , too . viki : i got it . todd : okay . see ya . viki : yes . bye . blair : well , viki -- viki : hey . blair : hey , you 're back ! viki : yes , i am . blair : oh , well , it 's a good thing , because i think your brother really needs you right now . viki : i think he 's doing quite well on his own . blair : well , actually -- viki : actually , i know -- he 's not on his own , and i think that 's why he 's doing so well , because he has you . you and your family -- you 're in my thoughts and my prayers , always . blair : thank you , viki . viki : bye . blair : bye . i like your hair . viki : thank you . todd : i want the best arrangement money can buy . not gaudy or anything , though , right ? classy . she was classy . no name on the -- no . anonymous , yes . message ? um -- `` marty saybrooke , may -- may she rest in peace . `` [ scene_break ] cristian : what 's up , brother ? listen -- um -- i do n't mean to put you in a tough position , but do you think you could ask your mom about letting me see evangeline ? layla : i 'll try . cristian : but i better come up with a plan b ? layla : yeah , i 'm on my way over there to see her right now , and i 'll tell vange that you 're hoping to see her . cristian : thanks . layla : mm - hmm . cristian : tell her that -- you know what ? i 'll tell her myself . vincent : catch up with you later , man , all right ? cristian : okay . layla : see ya . cristian : see ya . sarah : a leopard - skin rug and a fresh fish tank ? no problem . [ mouths words ] [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] antonio : hello ? jamie ? uh -- yeah , baby . no , i 'll be home for dinner . you want to help me make it ? talia ? i do n't -- i do n't think so , baby . [ scene_break ] natalie : you must have really been in love with marty to be willing to kill miles for her . [ scene_break ] cole : why would john say he shot miles when he knows i did it ? starr : well , maybe he wanted to protect you . cole : no , i ca n't let him do that . starr : oh -- cole : no , i have to turn myself in . [ scene_break ] bo : miles ? you with me ? miles : yes . bo : who shot you ? the whole story . [ next_on ] clint : you can think of somebody worse than jared banks to be my half brother ? sarah : so tell me what blair said . cole : go tell the cops that i shot him . miles : how 's cole ? rex : i 'd like to ask adriana to marry me .
cole hides out in langston 's family home . langston and cole quickly hide when a real estate agent and a client arrive at the house to look around . starr pays miles a little visit at the hospital . natalie finds starr snooping around outside of miles ' room . john and ramsay have a conference with bo about miles . talia and antonio have a heart to heart talk on why antonio led her on into believing that something could develop between herself and antonio . todd comes home and finds viki there . he lets viki know that he and blair got remarried . blair arrives at capricorn . viki finds out that charlie fell off the wagon and got drunk . viki lets todd know that starr told her that the police were looking for cole for shooting miles laurence . miles reveals to starr that cole was the one , who shot him . john tries to make bo believe that he was the one , who shot miles laurence . blair and cristian have a talk about evangeline . blair advises him to pay a visit to evangeline , and to see how he feels about being around evangeline again . natalie blasts starr for being in miles ' room . the police arrive to question miles . john owns up to natalie that he was the one , who shot miles . starr hurries over to langston 's house to let both cole and langston know that john confessed to shooting miles .
happy holidays ! ! [ glass breaks ] cristian : damn . ow ! natalie : cristian ? cristian : nat , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to scare you . kevin : you still have n't found kelly ? i thought you were a professional . she is one woman in one car going one direction . how can you not find her ? kelly : i ca n't believe you came all the way here yourself . duke : well , you said you needed someone you could trust , and i figured you were n't getting anywhere finding ace on the ground , so you might have some better luck through the air . kelly : so you decided to bring asa 's plane to florida ? wow . my god , duke , thank you so much . i owe you so big for this . duke : oh , do n't mention it , but we better get going . kelly : ok . where 's the pilot ? duke : you 're looking at him . kelly : you 're going to fly the plane ? duke : yes , ma'am . where do you want to start looking ? kelly : ok . actually , i have a pretty good idea where ace is . duke : kelly , do you think it 's about time we contact the police ? evangeline : i can not believe todd . i mean , here is a guy who is totally committed to blair . i mean , even after she had him thrown in jail , he would not stop loving her , and he pulls a no - show at his own wedding . what is that ? john : do n't know . who knows with that guy ? maybe he just had second thoughts . evangeline : yeah , well , people should n't ruin a good thing by getting married . starr : we should be out looking for dad . dorian : it 's your mother you should be worried about right now . starr : something had to happen . dorian : right -- your father got cold feet . starr : i do n't believe that , ok ? he loves my mom . he just would n't do something like this . dorian : please . he apparently just has . starr : do you hate my dad that much that you would n't think that something was wrong ? dorian : please , stop it . starr : something bad has happened . dorian : all right , that 's enough of that . we do n't want to upset your mother any more than she already is . darling , how about i order some food for you , hmm ? blair : i am not hungry , dorian . dorian : excuse me , have you eaten all day , hmm ? blair : i do n't care . dorian : you need to eat . you have to take care of yourself . it 's important to you , to the children . they need you now , honey , especially now that their father has just disappeared . it 's insane . it really is . blair : dorian -- [ knock on door ] dorian : get that , honey . viki : oh , hi , sweetheart . starr : aunt viki . blair : viki , please tell me that you 've heard from todd . viki : i 'm sorry , no . dorian : viki , there 's absolutely no reason for you to be here . starr : aunt viki , please tell dorian that she is wrong about my dad and that he just would n't leave like that . viki : well , i do n't want to believe that he did , honey , no . dorian : no , of course not . well , you just believe whatever you want to believe , but keep it to yourself . blair does n't need to hear it , starr does n't -- nobody here , in fact , needs anything from you , so i suggest you leave right now . margaret : i 'm sorry i shot you , todd . but do n't worry , i 'm going to get those nasty bullets out . todd : peggy ? peggy ? margaret : huh ? todd : put that knife down . margaret : i do n't want you to get an infection . you need your strength . todd : then take me to somebody who knows what they 're doing . margaret : do n't worry . i 'm going to take good care of you . now , you 're going to have to hold still so i do n't miss . natalie : are you ok ? cristian : yeah , yeah , it 's just a nick . nothing to worry about . natalie : i 'm not talking about your hand . cristian : i thought you were upstairs asleep . i did n't know you followed me down here . i get a little jumpy sometimes . just forget about it , ok ? natalie : cris , we need to talk about this . cristian : natalie , i 'm just getting used to being back , not locked up in that ship or hiding from tico . natalie : ok , and i understand that , but , i mean , everything that 's been going on -- it just does n't make any sense . cristian : it 's just been a few days . natalie : right , and you do n't even want to tell your own mother that you 're still alive . cristian : i told you , i want to tell her in person . natalie : ok , let 's fly there . we 'll go see her . cristian : no ! no . not until i 'm healed . natalie : cristian , what is going on with you ? and do n't tell me nothing . the longer you hold it in , the worse it 's going to be for the both of us . kelly : no , no , duke , no police . please do n't start asking questions . duke : kelly , i borrowed my great - grandpa 's jet and flew it to florida for you . kelly : well , i did n't ask you to do that . duke : no , but you asked for my help . i mean , if you want it , you have got to be straight with me . kelly : ok . the woman who took ace -- her name is babe chandler , and she 's going by the name of kate anderson . duke : why have n't you told the feds ? kelly : it 's complicated . duke : hey , i 'm listening . kelly : no , i ca n't do anything or say anything until i talk to this woman . duke : but why ? she kidnapped your son . it could be dangerous , kelly . kelly : she 's not dangerous . duke : how do you know ? kelly : i ca n't tell you . duke : kelly , what have you gotten yourself into ? kelly : duke , just let me say that if we go to the police and they find out about this , i will never see ace again , ok ? just believe that and accept it . can you do that ? duke : all right , for now . we 'll find babe chandler or kate anderson or whoever the heck she is , but then i am due some answers . kelly : fine . fair enough . viki : do you seriously believe that you are helping matters right now ? dorian : you are not wanted here . starr : i want her here , ok ? now leave aunt viki alone ! dorian : i am your aunt , too . starr : my great - aunt . if aunt viki leaves , i leave with her . dorian : oh , you would do that to your mother ? blair : just stop it ! stop it , please , all of you . i really ca n't stand any fighting right now . dorian : well , everything 's going to be fine as soon as viki leaves . blair : viki is not leaving , dorian . dorian : but she -- blair : she is family . she 's todd 's family , and she 's here because she cares . viki : i really wish i could give you some answers , blair . blair : viki , what did todd say ? viki : well , nothing . he was excited about the wedding when i spoke to him . blair : but did he seem nervous ? viki : only about letting you down , you know ? blair : yeah , he said about the same thing to me . he was really worried that he was going to screw things up again . dorian : oh , fathom that . blair : what else did he say ? viki : nothing much , really . i said to him , you know , he has to believe in himself and in the love that you two have for each other . blair : yeah . well , when was that ? viki : i mean , half an hour ago . i truly can not understand what could 've happened to him after i left the room . blair : oh , me , either . dorian : oh , i can tell you what happened . todd went back to being his selfish , narcissistic self , thinking only of his needs and no one else 's , as usual . he has stabbed blair in the heart , and i am not going to let you twist the knife in deeper . margaret : i 'll have those bullets out in no time . take some deep breaths . todd : you 're going to kill me , margaret . margaret : no , i 'm trying not to . you 're going to feel so much better . todd : no , no , sweetheart . you 're going to hurt me . margaret : well , if you have to scream , i wo n't think any less of you as a man . it 's going to be better for you . here , bite on this . todd : please , no . margaret : bite on this . cristian : natalie , i 'm not keeping anything from you . natalie : it 's just these -- these headaches that you keep getting and -- i do n't know , cristian , you 're not acting yourself . cristian : it 's been a little crazy since i got back , in case you have n't noticed . natalie : ok , so you have a lot to deal with , but , i do n't know , why do i feel like that there 's something that you 're hiding from me ? cristian : ok , ca n't it just be enough that we 're together ? natalie : before all this happened , you know , we were connected . i -- i always knew what was going on inside of you , and now i do n't , cristian . cristian : we 'll get that back . and then we can leave all this other stuff behind us and make new memories . natalie : i do n't want to forget our past . i do n't want to forget that we had our first kiss , the first time that we made love , the first time that i realized that i wanted to spend the rest of my life with you . cristian : we 'll have more first times . like the first time we 'll go sledding when it starts to snow , or the first ornament we hang on our first christmas tree as husband and wife . natalie , i want to remember all that , all the things tico and mcbain almost took away from us . evangeline : you seem surprised . john : i am , i guess . i thought maybe you liked strings . evangeline : well , strings and rings are totally different . john : it 's still a commitment . evangeline : commitment is wonderful . it 's the paper that can get you in trouble . john : ah . and here i thought it was the argument with caterers about bad chicken or bad fish . evangeline : no . no , it 's the pre - nups and asset splits and children whose lives are torn apart . i mean , my god , john , i just lost kelly 's custody battle . have you ever been in divorce court ? john : no . but it makes sense , if you assume that marriage automatically ends in divorce . evangeline : well , more than half of them do . i mean , it 's scary . i guess if you never get married , you never get divorced , so you save the heartache . john : hmm . the things you learn about some people . evangeline : my fear of marriage -- is that going to be an issue for us ? kevin : yeah , it 's me again . listen , i have some ideas of how you can find kelly . i ca n't speak up . i do n't want people to know who i 'm talking to . just -- important phone call ? duke : uh -- no . it 's just an old friend from texas who needed a favor . kevin : hey , never mind . i 'll call you later . i mean , would kelly ask duke to help her ? no , she would n't do that , would she ? dorian : i 'm only trying to help . blair : well , you 're not . viki : blair , it 's ok . i have to go anyway . blair : viki -- viki : look , if there 's anything at all that i can do for you , please -- blair : i know , and just call me if you hear from todd , would you ? viki : of course i will . blair : all right . thank you for everything . viki : oh , baby . blair : i 'll be all right . starr : aunt viki ? viki : what , sweetheart ? starr : i knew that my dad would never do that . that 's why i 'm so worried about him . we should really tell the police . viki : i 've already done that , sweetheart . the police know , ok ? i do n't want you to lose faith in your dad . do you understand me ? he loves you very , very much . starr : i know . i 'm just really scared . viki : i know you are . i am , too . you know what ? we have to try to be a little strong for your mom , ok , and for your brother . starr : and for dad , too . viki : yeah , and for your dad . i love you , darling . starr : i love you , too . dorian : and you can say whatever you want , but viki 's place was not here . starr : do n't blame her , and would you stop blaming my dad ? dorian : no , let 's blame the man in the moon . starr : ok , tell me this -- why would he get you out of jail and then bail his own wedding ? blair : that 's right , dorian . todd did n't want you at the wedding . i told you that , and we had a big fight about it . now , why in the world would he get you out of jail and then run out on his own wedding , huh ? david : he did n't . blair , todd had nothing to do with dorian , nor myself being sprung . margaret : it 's all done . now , that did n't hurt half as much as you thought it was going to , did it ? todd ? margaret : that 's right . you sleep now , my love . you are such -- such a brave soldier . margaret : i could n't have done it if you had n't been so strong . we -- we 're a team , you and i . partners , linked to be together forever . margaret : i 'd better clean up . i want to look my best for todd when he wakes up . kelly : where 'd you learn to fly this thing , anyway ? duke : crop - dusting back at the ranch . kelly : so how did you get from flying a crop - duster to flying this jet ? duke : well , i started with crop - dusting , then sort of went from there . grandpa put me in all those flight schools and i got my license . besides , you know , it 's pretty much the same thing , just a little bigger . kelly : it seems to me that there would be a big difference between -- duke : hey , hey , i got her in here ok , did n't i ? kelly : yeah . duke : anyway , she 's all gassed up , ready to go . we 're just waiting on word from our friend . kelly : yeah , i think that 's a bad idea . i think we should call him and tell him to forget it . duke : no , hey , kelly , listen , it 's ok . kelly : he 's probably called the feds by now . duke : kelly , he does n't even know your name . he thinks it 's just a custody thing . i got your back , kelly , come on . kelly : well , then why has n't he called ? every minute that goes by , ace is further and further away . duke : well , you know , if this does n't pan out , then we 'll move to plan b . kelly : whatever that is . duke : if we have to come up with one , we will . i mean , hell , we 'll go right down the alphabet until we find a plan that works . kelly : why are you doing this ? duke : besides the fact that you 're my friend and ace is my little brother ? kelly : it 's because of your father , is n't it ? kevin : ahem . hey . how 's blair holding up ? adriana : how do you think ? kevin : well , you know , i tried to warn her about todd . i was hoping i was wrong this time . adriana : really ? i mean , from what i hear , you guys are n't really friends , you and blair . kevin : that does n't mean i do n't care . adriana : why should you ? you do n't even care about your own son . excuse me . evangeline : i 'm sorry . i did n't know i was bringing up such a loaded subject . john : i think i get it , why you have this aversion to marriage . evangeline : you do ? john : mm - hmm . because of the strong commitment to your work . you 're either afraid of failure or , i do n't know , maybe you just think it 's too inconvenient . evangeline : `` inconvenient `` ? take that back . john : what 'd i say ? evangeline : if you have to ask , we have nothing to talk about . natalie : how 's your hand ? cristian : it 's fine . natalie : you know , maybe you should go see a doctor . cristian : no more doctors . natalie : ok , at least let me look at it . come here . cristian : maybe you should kiss it . natalie : is that better ? cristian : mm - hmm . i think i hurt myself up here , too . let 's go upstairs . natalie : i thought you wanted a snack . cristian : i do . natalie : i meant food , as in the sandwich that 's about to burn . [ phone rings ] cristian : why do n't you get that . i 'll take care of the sandwich . natalie : ok . [ ring ] natalie : hello ? hey , roxy ! how 's your cruise ? oh , nigel won a limbo contest ? no way . uh - huh . yeah , jessica 's doing a lot better . oh , yeah , she 'd love flowers . hang on one second . let me go get the address . honey , i 'll be right back . it 's roxy . she 's out to sea , literally . david : i stopped by the police station to pick up my things . you ca n't just trust anyone with 24 karats , you know . dorian : darling , what did they say about todd ? david : well , nora said they did n't have enough to put a case against us . todd had nothing to do with it . blair : yeah , but mama said that todd -- david : mama said what , that todd said that he was the big hero ? blair , you know how much i love addie , but she still sends her christmas list to the north pole . starr : i do n't believe that , ok ? my dad did , too , help you guys . dorian : no , he did n't . you 'd better face it . and you also better face the fact that your father has run out on his family yet again . starr : that is not true , ok ? tell them , mom . blair : all i know is what i heard todd say to viki , and this note that he wrote me . david : let me see that . that 's his handwriting , all right . dorian : how would you know that ? david : i 've been forging his signature since 1994 . blair : starr , sweetie , it looks like dad just got scared . starr : you really think dad left us for good ? todd : ow ! margaret : this is what i get ? after everything i 've done for you ? no , this wo n't do . this wo n't do at all ! viki : are you all right ? cristian : yeah , yeah , i just burned my hand . viki : you seem to have cut it , too . cristian : that happened earlier . not my night , i guess . i 'm going to go run some cold water on it . viki : cristian ? there 's a sink right here . cristian : that 's -- that 's ok . i 'll use the one upstairs . natalie : hey . where you going ? cristian : nothing for you to worry about . natalie : what happened ? viki : i 'm not entirely sure . i came in , and he went to pick up the griddle , and it was hot and he burned himself . but then he deliberately picked it up and threw it on the ground . is something wrong ? john : ok , what did you think i was talking about ? evangeline : i just confessed my fear of divorce to you and you made me sound like someone who just ca n't be bothered with marriage because it does n't fit into my work schedule . john : i think you 're reading into it a little too much . evangeline : so then you 'd like to be ? john : married ? i do n't know . there was a time . my parents made it look good . evangeline : and you would be now if -- john : yeah , if . but things change . i 've changed . kevin : look , adriana , i do n't know what duke 's been telling you -- adriana : he does n't have to say anything , ok ? i can see for myself how you treat him . kevin : you really like him . adriana : even if i did n't , i 'd still hang around just because i know you hate it so much . kevin : well , you 've definitely got spunk , that 's for sure . where is he , anyway ? i have n't seen him around . adriana : i do n't know . kevin : really ? adriana : we 're not joined at the hip . kevin : you know what i think ? i think that phone call he got at the wedding from his buddy in texas -- i think that was kelly . how about you ? adriana : i really could n't tell you . kevin : well , could n't or would n't ? wow . i guess you like him as more than a friend if you 're going to go to the mat for him like that . you know what , maybe i was wrong about you . maybe you 're better for my son than i thought . adriana : what are you doing ? kevin : i 'm sorry ? adriana : what is this ? what are you doing ? kevin : well , you obviously care about duke . i 'm worried about duke . i mean , if he gets involved with kelly , he 's going to get hurt . adriana : even if i knew where he was , why would i tell you ? kevin : well , i think you 'd rather have me as a friend than an enemy . adriana : why , so maybe you 'd put in a good word to duke for me ? kevin : well , it could n't hurt . adriana : so let me understand you . if i tell you what you want , you 'll pimp your son out to me ? duke : every kid wants his dad to think he 's something special , right ? kelly : well , kevin 's just playing some big power game with me right now . duke : see , that 's what i do n't understand . i do n't get it . i mean , why is n't he working with you instead of working against you ? kelly : i do n't know . i stopped trying to figure him out . i am so glad you 're here . you should n't ever let anyone make you feel like you 're not special . [ phone rings ] duke : hello ? hey , tommy . what you got for me ? ok . yes . ok . ok , hey , we 're even , man . kelly : what ? what ? duke : i know where ace is . kelly : tell me , tell me , tell me where my son is . duke : my buddy did a little research on babe chandler and the kate anderson name she 's using , too , and they came up with some plates at a gas station outside tallahassee . kelly : oh ! they 're still in florida ! duke : yeah , yeah , and we 're not that far . so strap yourself in , sit down . we got an e.t.a . of about 20 minutes . kelly : ok . ok . kevin : all right , look , i do n't think you understand what i mean . adriana : no , i understand , ok ? you think if you kiss up to me that i 'll tell you what you want . kevin : i could make things very difficult for you , you know . i could turn my son against you . adriana : what kind of pull do you think you have when your own son goes behind your back to help your ex - wife ? kevin : so duke is with kelly . adriana : even if he is , i 'm not going to help you find him . kevin : you know , you 're more and more like your mom every day . adriana : thank you . i consider that a compliment . kevin : bye . john : after caitlin , i think i knew how my mom felt with my dad . you plan a whole life with somebody , and then one bullet and it 's over . evangeline : my god . i ca n't even imagine . john : i remember the -- the day after the funeral , this package arrives . wedding invitations - you like irony ? i think i hate it . evangeline : i had no idea the wedding was that close . i 'm so sorry . john : that was then . this is now . evangeline : so where does that leave us ? john : well , according to this little exchange , it looks like neither one of us are looking for a walk down the aisle . evangeline : then we are lucky that we found each other , because that would n't be enough for some people . john : is it enough for you ? evangeline : me ? do n't worry about me . what about you , john ? is that enough for you ? natalie : i do n't know , cristian 's just -- he says he 's uptight because of everything that 's been going on , but i do n't know , mom . viki : well , darling , i mean , that would make perfect sense , would n't it ? he 's been through a terrible , terrible ordeal , and that can change a person . natalie : do you think that cristian 's changed ? viki : i do n't really know , you know . but , honey , even if he has , his love for you has not changed . that 's what kept him alive . it 's what brought him back to you . so do n't ever forget that , even if you have , you know , bumps along the way , especially if you have bumps along the way . it 's not everyone who has the opportunity for a second chance . natalie : hey . cristian : hey . natalie : hey , you ok ? cristian : yeah , yeah , it 's not a big deal , minor . viki : well , i 'm going to go and make some calls . natalie : about todd ? viki : yeah . good night . cristian : good night . natalie : good night , mom . cristian : sorry about the sandwich . i -- i do n't know what happened . natalie : hey . i do n't care about that . i love you . cristian : i love you , too . natalie : and i ca n't wait to have our first times together , just like we talked about . dorian : girls , why do n't you gather your things together ? you 're going to come home with us . blair : no , dorian . i made a reservation for this room tonight , and i 'm going to stay here . dorian : no , you ca n't stay here all alone . starr : what am i , invisible ? blair : just go . dorian : no , david will go , and i 'll phone downstairs , have them bring a rollaway bed . starr : oh , no way are you staying here all night and criticizing my dad . blair : look , we appreciate what you 're trying to do , but you and david just got out of jail . just go and be with david . david : i 'll get the car from the valet . dorian : all right . sweetheart , if you change your mind , remember , you always have a home at la boulaie . starr : do n't worry about it , mom , ok ? dad will come back . he loves you and he loves us . i do n't know what happened , but i know that he did n't leave us -- not if he could help it . margaret : i really did n't want to have to do this , but you left me no choice . ca n't have you running back to blair . you ca n't exactly run anyway , can you ? todd : i 've gotten out of worse than this . margaret : oh , yes . you 've beaten death twice . that just goes to show you you were meant to be with me . this calls for a celebration . to our honeymoon . margaret : now , you should n't have done that ! todd : ah ! margaret : you are n't going to ruin our wedding night , are you ? hmm ? [ todd whimpers ] evangeline : oh , my gosh . is that beautiful or what ? john : yeah . it is . john : you ready ? evangeline : yeah . singer : the sunday after there was laughter in the air everybody had a kite they were flying everywhere and all the trouble went away and it was n't just a dream all the trouble went away and it was n't just a dream in the middle of the night we try and try with all our might to light a little light down here in the middle of the night we dream of a million kites flying high above the sadness and the fear little sister just remember as you wander through the blue the little kite that you sent flying on a sunday afternoon made of something light as nothing made of joy that matters , too how the little dreams we dream are all we can really do in the middle of the night the world turns with all its might a little diamond colored blue in the middle of the night we keep sending little kites todd : do n't give up on me , blair . singer : until a little light get through todd : do n't give up on me . [ next_on ] duke : you said before that if we went to the police , you 'd never see ace again . why ? cristian : nothing is wrong with me , ok ? it 's just a couple of headaches . john : i just want you to know if you need a friend , you got one . daniel : you 're holding onto the hope somewhere deep down inside that you and bo will get back together again .
john and evangeline go to the diner and talk about their views on marriage . they decide they are a perfect couple – john is afraid after losing caitlin to have that commitment to someone and evangeline has seen so many divorces that she is unwilling to commit to a marriage because she 's sure it will end in divorce . duke flies to florida in asa 's jet to meet kelly . he has a buddy who tracks down babe and ace . meanwhile , kevin tries to pump adriana for information on duke 's whereabouts . she does a good job of standing up to him , but asks kevin what is wrong with his relationship with duke if he 's willing to help his step - mother . dorian tries to comfort blair by keeping viki away from her . starr and blair both insist that viki is family . dorian is incensed . starr is insistent that something is wrong with her dad – `` he would never leave us ! `` viki returns to llanfair to find christian flinging a hot pan off of the stove . christian goes upstairs to take care of his burn and natalie comes down . viki asks if something is wrong . natalie is n't sure what to say , but she has noticed the change in christian . christian wo n't tell her that he is not remembering things . at the remote cabin , todd is being held by margaret . she gets out a butcher knife and cuts the bullets out of his legs . todd pretends to be sleeping and margaret leaves the room to clean up . todd drags himself over to the window , breaks the window , but is unable to escape before margaret comes back . she ties him to the bed . she gets a glass of champagne for each of them to toast to their wedding night . todd spits in her face . in retribution , margaret pulls on the tourniquet on his leg leaving him screaming . she then lies down on his chest telling him not to ruin their wedding night .
kelly : hey . kevin : hey . kelly : how long have you been up ? to you breathe . kelly : hmm , yeah , right . you were just hoping that i would get up and fix coffee . kevin : that 's because you do it so much better . kelly : yeah . you men are all alike . you stick a ring on a girl 's finger and then you expect her to be barefoot and pregnant and slaving over a hot stove . kevin : hmm , well , do n't forget planning a benefit and working on a p.r . campaign and taking care of an impossible family . kelly : well , right now i 'm just working on the getting pregnant part . kevin : i thought we were working on that together , hmm ? kelly : oh . all right . i am getting up . kevin : what ? kelly : i 'm putting the coffee on . kevin : no , no , no , no , no . i 'm not done with you yet . kelly : kevin -- kevin : hmm ? kelly : spencer said that if we wanted to try to have a baby we had to wait . kevin : we have to wait ? kelly : mm - hmm . kevin : we have to wait for this ? kelly : well , maybe that . kevin : hmm ? how about this ? kelly : maybe not how about this ? kelly : yeah , i think that 's just fine . [ scene_break ] spencer : good morning , dave . david : you do n't have to yell , and please do n't do that . spencer : uh - oh . do you want some espresso ? you know , i think i can smell last night 's alcohol oozing through your pores all the way from over here . david : i do n't need any coffee . i would , however , like an update . spencer : oh , it 's very disappointing , davey , it really is . you know , i thought that you 'd had a chance to sleep on my offer and that you 'd reconsidered . david : what offer ? spencer : coming over to my side . david : the dark side , huh , darth ? spencer : you know , dave , do n't you remember ? we were not raised to differentiate between good and bad and right and wrong and all the just winners and losers , right ? history has all written by the winners . winners are always the good guys . the bad guys are always the losers . and i may be a lot of things , davey , but i am definitely not a loser . david : i am flattered that you would spend so much time rehearsing that existential speech just for my ears , but even if i understood it , i probably would n't agree with you , spencer . spencer : how very broad - minded of you . david : look , can we just -- just drop the philosophy and get down to it ? i 'm spending way too much energy trying to figure out what 's next on your warped plan to take over llanview . spencer : `` warped plan to take over llanview ? `` davey , what on earth are you talking about ? david : oh , i do n't know , why do n't we start with blair . spencer : hmm . that 's easy , as a matter of fact . i 'm waiting for her . david : what , you 're waiting for her now ? spencer : mm - hmm . she could be here any minute . [ scene_break ] blair : ok , keep those eyes closed ! no peeking , jack manning . starr : mom , our eyes are closed . chill . blair : ok , ok , just a second . all right , ok , you can open them ! jack : wow ! blair : do you love it ? is n't it the most spectacular , the biggest , gargantuish tree you 've ever seen ? is n't it just perfect , starr ? starr : it 's not perfect , mom . nothing 's perfect . blair : starr , come on , wait . starr : i do n't want a tree , ok ? i do n't want christmas , i just want dad . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , what took you so long ? rex : long ? visiting hours just started . todd : what 'd you find out ? rex : man , what did n't i find ? say `` ho , ho , ho , `` todd , because i think you 're going home for christmas . [ scene_break ] niki : food . cool . clint : oh , no , no , no , no ! niki : what ? what ? clint : no , you do n't , no , you do n't . jessica : dad , why did you let her out if -- niki : what , out of my cage ? because i ai n't a zoo animal , that 's why ! whoopee . i get let out into the mausoleum . so , ok , clint , what 's going to happen ? you going to try and get me to talk about the past that i do n't remember ? because i live in the present . i live in the here and the now . clint : well , as we all should . niki : yeah . clint : no , i just thought it would be good if we got together and talked about what 's going to happen a little later today . niki : oh , man . that sounds just terrific . what 's going to happen ? clint : a hypnotherapist highly recommended by dr. jamison is going to be here a little later . jessica : dad , that 's so amazing . thank you . i mean , it 's obvious that niki 's not going to tell us anything , but if you let tess out , then -- clint : jessie , no , no , i have not changed my mind . niki is going to get hypnotized , not you . niki : what ? oh , no . no way , jose ! no , no , no , no , no ! you just lock me right back in my room , cowboy . i am totally ok with that ! clint : whoa , no , whoa ! wait a minute ! [ scene_break ] rex : it took me a while to get , going but once i nailed where to look , all it took was some creative digging and , bam , this came from her campus newspaper the month that she graduated . ahem . `` senior margaret cochran not only broke school but big ten records saturday in the 100-meter freestyle at the conference finals , leaving buckeye fans wondering what next year will bring without cochran anchoring the team she led to three consecutive division 1 championships . `` todd : the bitch could swim . rex : fast . world - class fast . margaret : what about that island ? could be our own private getaway , where you ca n't get away . oh , but it 's too far and i ca n't swim . todd : so she must 've known . she must 've known that i intended to kill her and the baby . rex : what ? todd : yeah , it 's obvious . she , uh -- she tried to make herself look all weak so i 'd sympathize with her . it 's the only thing that makes sense . rex : i 'm sorry , time - out . [ rex whistles ] rex : um , you 're saying you wanted to kill margaret , you planned it ? todd : yeah . rex : so i was up all night busting my butt to prove your innocence when your intention was to commit first - degree murder , to kill an innocent baby ? todd : that 's right . rex : go to hell , manning . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , this -- this is totally fixable . i can get it back up . it was just a -- you know what ? i 'll just get down here and , if you guys will hold the base , i can get in here -- starr : mom , this tree is cursed . just please get it out of the house . jack : what does `` cursed `` mean ? blair : well , that is so ridiculous . it 's not cursed , jack . it is not cursed . it 's just a little top - heavy , starr . i mean , i should 've known . i did n't have the screws in just right . i mean , you should 've seen me this morning trying to do this . starr : by yourself ? blair : yeah . so ? starr : mom , do n't you get it ? you should n't have had to do that ! dad should 've been the one to buy the tree and he should 've been the one to drag it into the elevator , and then leave a trail of needles from the lobby to the front door and then the neighbors would come over and they would yell at him , and then he 'd yell back ! but we ca n't do that , ok , because dad 's not here anymore ! and nothing 's going to be ok . blair : ok . ok . you know what ? you 're right , it 's -- it 's not going to be ok , sweetie , until your daddy 's back , but , come on , starr , it does n't mean we all ca n't have just a nice , real christmas . starr : no , mom , we ca n't have a real christmas , and i 'm not going to pretend that everything 's ok when it 's not . and i do n't want to be in the same house with a cursed , stupid tree , ok , so just please ! jack : are we cursed ? [ scene_break ] david : i just do n't see how you do it , spencer . spencer : what ? david : carry around that enormous head on a daily basis . do you force the interns to prop it up when nobody else is looking ? spencer : i am so happy to see that you have retained a certain amount of your razor - sharp wit , davey , i really am . david : well , that 's all you left me with . that was the plan , was n't it ? spencer : i do n't have time to argue with you today . i would love to , really , but i 've just got a few things on my mind , so -- david : hmm . is blair among those things on your mind ? spencer : as a matter of fact . you know , she and i are just getting closer all the time . it 's going to happen . i just do n't know how or when exactly . you know , she -- she leans on me now . david : you and blair , huh ? spencer : yep , despite any distractions from that cockroach of an ex- husband / fiancée of hers . you know , she 's actually opening herself up to -- how should i say -- possibilities . david : blair 's opening herself up to possibilities with you ? spencer : we 're connecting , david . it 's as simple as that . david : so you and blair are connecting , while todd is in jail looking guilty as sin , where he 'll probably cook for two different murders , which puts blair in a particularly vulnerable place , which means you can reel her in . ok , i get that . but i have a question . if you finally get what you want , if you get blair , will you leave paige and me alone to just live our lives in peace ? spencer : no . [ scene_break ] kevin : mmm . hmm . kelly : all right . all right , all right , that 's enough . kevin : uh - uh . i have n't even gotten to second base yet . kelly : hmm , and you 're not going to . kevin : what ? where are you -- oh . where are you going ? kelly : because with us , one thing leads to another and then -- no , spencer said we had to wait . kevin : ok , ok , but can i hold you close if i promise to be good ? kelly : you are spoiling me . kevin : well , that 's the idea . kelly : you know , i do n't know what i 'm going to do with you . first a tree , and then a ring and a proposal ? kevin : yeah ? [ doorbell rings ] kevin : they 'll go away . go away ! [ ring ] kevin : oh , for crying -- i 'll get rid of them . hold on . can i help you ? man : you kevin buchanan ? kevin : i am . why ? man : you 've been served . merry christmas . kelly : what is that ? kevin : a subpoena . i 've been asked by the commonwealth to testify against todd . [ scene_break ] todd : rex , wait a minute . come here . come on . all right , first of all , it 's not a favor . rex : what is n't ? todd : what you did for me . i 'm paying you , so it 's a commercial transaction . rex : look , i do n't know what you heard about me , but helping humps like you getting away with killing women and babies ? it 's way out of my job description . todd : ok , if you do n't like what i 'm about to tell you , then you can go and i wo n't try and stop you . rex : i agreed to help you because i believed you were getting a raw deal . but there you go just now saying you planned to kill margaret , so -- todd : hmm , i did . but , uh , it was really only in my head . the reality was a lot different than the fantasy . rex : i lost someone i loved due to somebody 's fantasy . so the idea of me helping somebody who would think that way about somebody , let alone a pregnant woman , a woman carrying his own child -- todd : wait , you going to let me explain ? rex : you wanted to cap her because , what , she and the baby were inconvenient ? todd : margaret held me captive for a few months and she tried to kill my daughter and my wife . on the day she died , she threatened to kill both my children unless i did what she wanted . so i lied , i went to meet her , and i tried to convince myself that if it came down to it , in order to protect my family , i 'd have to kill her . rex : and the baby she was carrying inside of her . todd : that 's right . but , of course , i could n't . i could n't kill the baby . i went there to kill margaret . but it did n't turn out that way . she did it herself . she threw herself overboard and i thought she drowned , but now -- rex : what ? todd : i guess she had more in mind than i thought . rex : yeah , because competitive swimmers do n't usually end up drowning in lakes . todd : i meant what i said yesterday . i really need your help . and without it , i could lose my kids and my wife and -- [ rex sighs ] todd : no matter what evangeline conjures up . rex : i do n't know , todd . todd : i did n't strangle her . what , do you think i should be punished for something i merely thought ? do you think i should be executed for just wanting to kill someone and not doing it ? you decide . [ scene_break ] david : you know , it 's one thing to be insufferably arrogant . it 's entirely another to enjoy it so much . but i guess that goes with the territory . i do n't know what i 'm talking about . spencer : david , the reason that i do it is because you 're such an easy target . david : spencer ? does it ever even cross your mind that i 'm your brother ? spencer : oh , no , you 're not going to throw a tantrum , are you ? please , no tantrums , none . david : i 'm -- i 'm serious . does the fact that we have the same parents or grew up in the same house or shared the same rotten childhood ever even enter your brain when you 're carving me up ? i know we ca n't choose our family , and you 're certainly not obligated to like me , but do you have any good thoughts or pleasant memories about anything that happened between us ? you 're my big brother . you were supposed to look out for me . instinct is supposed to tell you to protect me , protect me from people like you . you failed me as a brother a long time ago , but you know what 's worse ? you are still failing yourself as a man . now , can you look me in the eye and tell me what it feels like to be the sole cause of your little brother 's pain ? you got nothing to say ? well , dr. truman has sure picked an ironic time to become speechless . [ phone rings ] spencer : hello . truman . blair : uh , hi , spencer . it 's me , blair . spencer : you sound upset . what 's wrong ? blair : well , yeah , i 'm upset . i 'm always upset . i have a family who 's barely holding it together . spencer : listen , just tell me how i can help . i 'd be more than happy to . blair : well , actually it 's -- it 's the christmas tree . i wanted to do something really nice and normal for the kids , and -- well , i do n't know , it just -- it fell down . i guess i did n't screw the -- you know , the stand in right . i do n't know , but anyway , it fell down and the kids are really upset . they do n't even want to go to school , and i do n't want to send them off to school when they 're upset . starr 's actually convinced jack that -- that it 's cursed . spencer : cursed , huh ? blair : yeah , cursed . he does n't even know what it means , and of course starr told him exactly what it means and now he thinks this house is cursed , this whole family is cursed . anyway , i -- i have a babysitter that 's going to be coming over in about an hour , but i got a message from todd that , you know , he wanted to see me . spencer : how soon do you need me there ? [ scene_break ] clint : well , niki 's back in her room . jessica : dad , i really wish that you would let me get hypnotized . antonio : no , i think your father 's right , honey , it 's a bad idea . jessica : well , it 's not a bad idea if it can tell us something that could help me and my mother . antonio : i think the last thing i want to see is tess come out . jessica : well , it 's not really about what you want , now is it , antonio ? antonio : do n't twist my words . [ phone rings ] jessica : hello ? nash : tess ? [ scene_break ] kevin : well , hughes is thorough , i 'll give him that . it 's not like i broadcast to anyone what i knew about todd and margaret . kelly : i ca n't believe it 's come to this . i mean , blair insists on standing by todd even though i think it 's wishful thinking , but at times it seems like she actually believes that he did n't do it . what do you think ? kevin : that night that todd and margaret were fighting in the motel hallway , if i had n't gone out there to see what the noise was about , i think he might 've killed her right then and there . kelly : you think so ? kevin : i do n't know why it 's so hard to believe that todd could 've murdered her . really , he had the time to plan the whole thing out so he would n't get caught . kelly : but he did get caught . kevin : well , now i may be part of the whole steamroller sending him to the electric chair . [ scene_break ] rex : ok . todd : you 're going to help me ? rex : look , if anyone in any condition threatened the people i love , i do n't know what i 'd do . so i 'm in no position to judge , am i ? todd : thanks . and actually , this goes way beyond saving my butt . rex : beyond -- i 'm sorry , did i miss something ? what ? todd : it goes beyond proving that i 'm innocent . it 's about getting me out of this cage so i can keep someone from destroying my family . and not the way margaret did , but just as dangerous . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] blair : coming ! coming , coming , coming ! you are such an angel for -- spencer : now , you can tell starr that this is guaranteed to be a 100 % genuine , curse - free tree . blair : you are so sweet . ( soft music playing ) you know , the top surgeon at llanview hospital comes over to baby sit my kids while i go visit my fiancée in jail . that 's perfect . spencer : i 'm glad to be here , blair . i was happy to do it . blair : well , i should 've -- i should 've called dorian , but , you know , i hate asking her for any favors , and then kelly -- well , you know , we kind of went at it . spencer : you did the right thing , blair . blair : well , and , you know , i know that in the past that you -- you had feelings for me , and i just , you know -- spencer : i 'll tell you what , would you stop worrying about this already ? here 's what 's going to happen . you 're going to go see todd . that 's the most important thing , right ? blair : ok , i just felt so desperate -- starr : what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] rex : so you 've got somebody else after you , somebody who 's as dangerous as margaret ? todd : there 's no death threat or anything like that , but -- rex : all right , what are we talking about exactly ? todd : uh , it 's complicated . suffice it to say that people can be opportunistic , and if ever there was an opportunity to take my place , it would be now . rex : i 'm sorry , am i hearing you right ? you think blair could be interested in somebody else ? todd : no , no , no , i think the opposite . i think someone is interested in blair . and i think he 's a master manipulator and that he senses that she 's vulnerable , and i 'm stuck in here with a lethal injection hanging over my head . rex : ok , so you 've got a reason to get out of here besides not serving time for something you did n't do . what have we got ? todd : margaret was a champion swimmer . rex : and she lied to you about that . todd : she was a champion liar , too . rex : all right , i want to be sure that i 'm clear . margaret lured you to the lake , told you she could n't swim , that she was afraid , then literally threw herself off the boat , pretended to drown , and -- what ? [ scene_break ] kelly : this is a real downer . kevin : well , no , we ca n't let it be , all right ? we have too much to look forward to . look , i 'm sorry that blair and the kids have to suffer because of what todd did , and we will try and help them get through this whole nightmare best we can , but we have to think about ourselves , too . you know , we 've waited a long time to be together , to start a family . we have every right to be happy . kelly : you 're right , we do . i ca n't wait to be married and pregnant , whichever comes first . [ doorbell rings ] kelly : oh , what now ? kevin : i 'll get it . kevin : david . david : this a bad time ? kevin : no , come on in . david : i was just feeling bad about yesterday . kevin : what happened yesterday ? david : oh , you know , your car and those vandals . kevin : oh , that . you know what ? after the way my day ended , none of that mattered . i assume you 're here to see kelly , so -- david : mm - hmm . kevin : i 'm going to go grab a shower . kelly : you look awful . david : so i 've been told , thanks . kelly : by dorian ? david : yeah , i should be so lucky . look , i just wanted to come over here and tell you that i am really , really happy that your surgery turned out as well as it did . kelly : thank you . david : because if anything had happened to you -- kelly : you would 've blamed spencer , i know . look , i know the two of you do n't get along very well , but he 's been really good to me and he 's making it possible for kevin and i to have a child . david : blah , blah , blah , he 's a god . kelly : not exactly , but he 's an excellent surgeon . david : wow . the next thing you know , that bum upstairs is going to try to make an honest woman out of you . kelly : ahem , ahem . david : `` prime of miss jean brodie ! `` how many carats is that ? kelly : i do n't know ! david : and when did that happen ? kelly : last night ! he proposed and i said yes and i 'm very happy about it . [ scene_break ] jessica : nash ? nash : jessica , what 's going on over there ? [ alarm ] clint : niki must 've got her bedroom window open . jessica : uh -- travis : i believe the person you called me about just climbed on the roof of the house . clint : yeah , dr. fox , come on in . we 'll be right there . excuse us . [ alarm ] nash : jessica , are you all right ? are you there ? can you hear me ? jessica : yes , yes , i can hear you . i 'm ok . niki : hey , get your clammy mitts off of me ! clint : oh , now , you take it easy . i 'm just helping you down the stairs . niki : what , like i ca n't walk by myself ? what , am i 90 ? jessica : uh , everything 's ok now . nash : all right , good . [ alarm stops ] nash : i 'm sorry , i did n't mean to bother you . i just , uh -- you know what i just . jessica : yeah , i do . listen , i got to go , but thanks for checking in . niki : you 've got a hell of a nerve dragging me off the roof ! clint : you 're lucky you did n't fall off the roof and break your neck . now , niki , this is dr. fox . niki : what 'd you have to be so rough for ? you hurt me ! clint : niki , this is dr. fox . niki : i heard you the first time . what are you , the new jailer ? oh , you 're the hypnotist ! travis : hypnotherapist . niki : you know what ? i do n't care ! you can call yourself santy claus . you ai n't putting me under . clint : wait a minute . you were ready to jump off a roof . now , do n't tell me you 're scared about this . niki : i ai n't scared . i got nothing to say ! look , there 's nothing i can say under that i ca n't say over or out or whatever -- not about her or tess or viki or anybody . jessica : well , niki , they wo n't put me under , so they must think that you have something to say . niki : they wo n't put you under because they do n't want you to get hurt , but they do n't give a damn what happens to me . jessica : actually , you 're wrong about that . you 're a part of my mother , just like tess is a part of me . and i did n't dismiss her , and clearly my mom has n't dismissed you . niki : you talk too much . jessica : i need your help , niki . niki : oh , brother . jessica : and if you give it to me , you 'll show everybody that you really are human , that you 're just as real and as valid as my mother . and you 'll show them your existence actually has some meaning . i do n't know , the way that i see it , what do you have to lose if you help me ? nothing . and what do you have to gain ? respect . respect of everybody in this room . niki : ok . yeah , i 'll help you . just do n't get used to it . jessica : thank you , niki . [ scene_break ] todd : margaret 's nothing if not creative and vindictive . rex : so her plan was to , what , make you believe that you had killed her and the baby ? todd : that 's possible . it makes sense . rex : then what ? todd : nothing . i think she lets me believe that i 've killed her and hopes that it slowly drives me mad . or she counts on me figuring out that she 's still alive and figures i 'm going to spend the rest of my life in fear of her resurfacing and terrorizing me again . rex : well , from what i heard , this woman was mean enough to try to pull off something like that . todd : she did n't just try , she succeeded . no more , though . i 'm putting a stop to it right now . you can haunt me from the grave , margaret , but you 're going to burn in hell . i 'm getting out of here . [ scene_break ] jack : is this too low ? blair : i think it 's perfect . do n't you think the tree looks fantastic ? yes , it does . thank you so much for the beautiful tree and for watching the kids while i go see their daddy . starr : mom ? blair : what ? starr : i want to go . blair : no , you ca n't . dad called and said that he really needed to talk to me . starr : in private ? blair : yeah , in private . but you know what ? why do n't you run upstairs and get the rest of , you know , the top for the thing . we 've got the tall man here . i bet you he could put the star right on top . spencer : yeah -- blair : oh , sorry . spencer : i 'm kind of anxious to see starr 's star . blair : it 's beautiful , yeah . go on , go get them . starr : yeah , i 'll go get them . spencer : all right . blair : great . starr : come on , jack . jack : wait for me . i want to help . blair : look at this tree . spencer ? spencer : huh ? blair : i mean it , thank you so much . spencer : shh , shh . please , no more `` thank you 's , `` ok ? blair : if i ca n't thank you , then what can i say ? spencer : say , `` i 'll be back soon . `` blair : i 'll be back soon . thank you ! spencer : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] tess : if i stay here , i hope you do n't expect me to start baking bread or anything like that , because -- nash : because ? well , if you stay here -- oh , i regret this already -- you do n't have to be anyone you do n't want to be and you do n't have to do any -- you do n't have to do anything around here . tess : well , guess what . nash : what ? tess : i did something . nash : oh . tess : and you 'd better like it because i ruined a perfectly good tube of lipstick to make it . nash : i love it . and i 've loved you since the day you stole my car . [ scene_break ] travis : who am i speaking with now ? niki : niki smith . travis : and , niki , how long have you been in control ? niki : not long enough . travis : niki , i need your help with something , something very , very important . are you willing ? niki : sure . travis : ok . are you aware of the fact that when jessica was a little girl she created an alter to deal with her fears , an alter named tess ? niki : yep . i know all about it . travis : and do you know why ? [ scene_break ] kevin : well , you two seem very quiet . david : well , i was admiring the tree and she was admiring the rock . i understand congratulations are in order . it looks like you pulled out all the stops . kevin : well , you inspired me , david . david : really ? i inspired someone ? how , because i left the love of my life at the altar ? kevin : well , no , because you reminded me not to do what you had done , not to take one minute of my life for granted with this beautiful woman . come here . kelly : oh , babe . david : i do n't remember any of that . you probably did n't notice , but i was drunk . kevin : oh , you were very eloquent . yeah . oh , kelly tell you that i was subpoenaed ? david : yeah , better you than me . kevin : wish to hell i was n't involved . kelly : poor blair . kevin : oh , you think she 's going through it now , wait till her fiancée 's convicted of murder . david : yeah . who 's going to be there to pick up the pieces then ? [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] spencer : nothing like a prompt babysitter . i 'll be back . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm stuck in here , so this is all on you . rex : and evangeline . todd : she 's in harrisburg now . rex : well , i 'll call and give her an update . blair : what are you doing here ? rex : ask him . todd : thanks . rex : well , do n't thank me yet . i 'll see ya . todd : see ya . blair : uh , what 's going on , todd ? todd : it 's big . blair : what ? todd : i 'm going to get out of here , i 'm going to go free . blair : how ? todd : because i got proof now that i 'm being framed for margaret 's murder . [ next_on ] niki : i 'm going to spill the beans , but you got to do something for me first . blair : who would set you up like this ? todd : it 's obvious , is n't it ? bo : your heart 's going to have to do the thinking about this one . natalie : maybe it already has . cristian : i do n't need your help . john : well , i need yours . that 's why i 'm here .
rex visits todd in jail with information that might help clear him of margaret cochran 's death . blair tries to put up a christmas tree for the children , but the tree falls . starr exclaims that the tree and the family is cursed . blair calls spence for help . when he arrives , he has a already decorated tree . blair is so overwhelmed that she kisses him .
sarah : you okay ? cristian : yeah . yeah , did you book the band ? sarah : i booked two bands . shatter storm and the h 's . your pick . [ sarah makes a sizzle sound ] cristian : yeah , you know , i -- i hear they 're pretty hot in the whole college / indie circuit . sarah : mm - hmm . cristian : you 're good . i 'll give you that . so , hey , what do you say we listen to them -- to both of them and see what feels right ? sarah : after you tell me what blair cramer said to you . cristian : we were just talking about scheduling . sarah : it was about evangeline , was n't it ? cristian : look , i do n't think that 's something you and i should be talking about . sarah : well , we 'd better , if we 're going to be friends . cristian : and i do n't know if that 's in the cards , either . [ scene_break ] adriana : oh , hey , mom . oh , let me see . what 's that ? dorian : oh , it 's just -- adriana : you and clint . you two look so happy . dorian : we were . adriana : what do you mean , you were ? something happen in texas ? we have n't talked since you 've been back . dorian : clint and i -- well , we 're not going to work out . adriana : but you guys were so into each other . dorian : and now , we 're on the outs . adriana : well -- well , what hap -- and what 's with the cane ? why are you limping ? dorian : i had a little accident in texas , but -- tell me , how are things going with you ? would you like a drink ? adriana : you 're changing the subject . dorian : yes , you just bet i am . huh . why are you here , darling ? not that you need a reason to come over . that color is absolutely gorgeous on you . adriana : thank you . you 're the one who told me to buy it , remember ? dorian : i was right . adriana : which is why i 'm here . i need some more advice . dorian : it 's perfectly okay to wear white after labor day . just make sure it 's winter white . adriana : about rex . dorian : ah . [ scene_break ] rex : i swear , the check 's good . man : hey , sorry , pal , but your last two bounced . rex : whoa , whoa . what am i supposed to serve my customers ? man : what customers ? nash : how bad is it ? rex : unless you want a crème de menthe , i 've got a problem . nash : hey , you want my advice ? do n't try and cut your losses by playing poker with jared banks . the guy deals from the bottom of the deck . remember what happened to me ? rex : thanks for the advice . nash : wish i could help you out . but i ca n't . rex : actually , there is something you can do for me . jared : ah , nigel . can you help me with these ? nigel : these are mr. buchanan 's favorite cufflinks . jared : yes . an early christmas present from renee . she wanted me to have them , even if i do n't turn out to be asa 's son . nigel : and you accepted them from her ? jared : we both know that dna test is going to come back positive . nigel : i may have sold my soul for you , but i draw the line at helping you dress . jared : well , then you need to lighten up , nigel . nigel : oh , sir -- i ca n't allow this to continue . [ scene_break ] clint : look , cord , there 's not much that we can do until we get the results of the dna test . yeah , nora questioned him about his mother . well , he was , at best , evasive . you know , the thought of jared banks making himself welcome at my table and having a seat on the board at b.e . -- i ca n't think of anything worse . now , tell -- well -- i 'll tell you what . i 'll tell sarah to give you a call . okay . cord , you take good care of yourself . bye - bye . nigel : actually , sir , there are worse candidates than jared banks . [ scene_break ] cole : starr , i 'm not going to let john take the rap for shooting miles . all right ? i have to tell the cops i shot miles . starr : no , wait . wait , wait , wait , wait . cole -- um -- you said that your mom trusted john mcbain , right ? cole : yeah . yeah , she trusted him . starr : okay , so -- so john told commissioner buchanan and the fbi . agent that -- that he shot miles . it 's probably because he knew that whatever happened was an accident , and he knows how much you 've been through already . langston : was miles looking at you when you shot him ? cole : yeah . starr : well , who cares who he was looking at ? cole : starr , you said that miles was going to make it . all right , he 'll tell the cops that i shot him . [ scene_break ] natalie : so you 're saying that you shot miles because of all the things that he did to marty ? roxy : where 's miles ? they told me he was shot . natalie : okay , he 's -- he 's going to be okay . he 's going to be all right . he 's in there , but you ca n't go see him right now . roxy : the hell i ca n't . [ scene_break ] bo : miles , did you see who shot you ? ramsey : of course he saw him . roxy : oh , my god . who did this to you ? you tell roxy and she 'll make it better . ramsey : well , come on now , mr. laurence -- why do n't you tell us all who shot you ? [ scene_break ] dorian : are you and rex having problems ? adriana : why would you think that ? dorian : you just moved in together and here you are , asking for my advice -- which you have n't done in a very long time . is it about the pregnancy scare ? adriana : oh -- there was no pregnancy scare . dorian : oh , there was for rex . adriana : and he was really upset about it . i would be really upset if i thought i was pregnant . dorian : that 's interesting . adriana : what does that mean ? dorian : i just assumed that if you moved in together , that meant you did n't have any doubts about rex . adriana : oh , i do n't have any doubts about rex . ugh -- this is not what i want to talk about . dorian : oh . no , it is n't . i can see that . hmm ? [ scene_break ] cole : if miles knows i shot him -- starr : well -- cole : he 's going to tell the cops ! starr : no , maybe i got through to him , cole . langston : well , he still cares about your mom , right ? maybe for her sake , he 'll just keep quiet . [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm sorry , roxy , you 're going to have to wait outside . roxy : i 'm not going anywhere . you want to arrest me , fine . john : i tried to stop her , bo . ramsey : as an excuse to get in here and square your story with the victim . john : yeah , right in front of the commissioner , i 'm going to tell laurence how to play it . hey , roxy , come on . you can see laurence after the commissioner 's done . miles : i 'll -- i 'll see you later , rox . roxy : do n't let anyone push you around . you got rights . i 'll be outside . ramsey : out of here , mcbain . miles : john , wait . [ scene_break ] renee : you 're wearing the cufflinks . jared : yes , they were worth buying a shirt with french cuffs . renee : well , now i know what to buy you for christmas . jared : i only hope i can find something for you as special as these are -- wow . renee : you know what you could do for me ? asa had a knack for picking out presents for his granddaughters . if you 'd go through some catalogues with me and give me a man 's point of view ? jared : i -- i would love to -- as soon as i get back . renee : where are you going ? jared : i need to check on natalie . apparently , a friend of hers was shot last night . renee : yes , miles laurence , i heard . um -- but maybe you should let natalie handle this on her own . you know , jared , once the dna results are back and natalie 's had time to adjust , who knows , you might be able to be friends again , but honestly , knowing natalie as i do , i would n't plan on it . [ scene_break ] clint : you can think of somebody worse than jared banks to be my half brother ? nigel : yes -- david vickers . clint : if you wanted to make me feel better about jared banks , you just did it . you know , up to this day , i ca n't believe that vickers bilked me out of $ 10 million before agreeing to give the transplant to jessie . nigel : odd that those two were a match . clint : you know , if viki had n't stopped talking to him , he 'd probably still have that money . nigel , my daughter was dying . nigel : yes , sir . clint : and then he had the nerve to show up at pa 's ranch and sleep with dorian ? nigel : he is what your father would have called a `` 24-karat phony . `` clint : exactly , yeah . why are you bringing his name up out of the blue ? nigel : mr. buchanan did have an affair with mr. vickers ' mother . renee : are you suggesting that david vickers is asa 's son ? it 's not possible . asa stopped seeing his mother years before david was born . unless you know something i do n't know , nigel . jared : i 'm sure nigel 's just trying to put things in perspective . apparently , vickers would be even more unwelcome in this house than i am . clint : that 's the god 's truth . jared : i appreciate you looking out for me , nigel , but i can take care of myself . nigel : i 'm sure that you can , sir . i was just attempting to inject a bit of levity into the situation . jared : ah . hmm . clint : you 're right about one thing , nigel . compared to vickers , quasimodo looks pretty good . renee : jared , nigel , i would like to speak to clint , alone . nigel : of course , madam . clint : renee , you ready for a drink ? renee : yes , thank you . clint , what are you going to do with this anger when the dna test shows that jared is asa 's son ? [ scene_break ] adriana : i do n't know what happened with you and clint , and i 'm not asking . but rex and i are fine . dorian : given rex 's background , it 's only natural to have doubts about him . adriana : i do n't have doubts ! i just wanted your advice about what to get rex for christmas . he needs a watch . dorian : oh , i can help you with that . yes , indeed . everybody seems to be quite crazy about the triomphe d'veaux . adriana : oh . dorian : yes , and it 's not just those print ads with all the movie stars -- but do get the 2007 version , not the 2006 . adriana : rex would not be comfortable wearing something that expensive , and besides , i could n't afford it . i just want a good - looking , dependable watch that i can get engraved . dorian : why do n't you let me buy the triomphe de veaux for you ? adriana : because this is a gift from me , not you . and i do n't have that kind of money . dorian : is this about my losing your money from aunt betsy ? adriana : no , it 's not . i 'm not interested in money . you know that . dorian : except when you want to buy your lover a watch . adriana : that i can afford . dorian : i want to make sure , now that i have a foster daughter , that my two daughters know how very special they are to me . so please , let me buy you this watch . there is no reason for you to have to scrimp . adriana : i 'm not scrimping . besides , you of all people should know that money does not buy you happiness . you and clint are both millionaires , and you still could n't make it work . dorian : yes , clint and i did have our issues , but money was not one of them . but you know the old adage -- when poverty knocks at the door , love flies out the window . [ scene_break ] rex : no , i 'm not talking about money . i just want a little bit of advice . nash : oh . why do n't you try hiring antonio 's booker ? natalie tells me that his place has been packed ever since that guy started booking his acts . rex : yeah , i noticed . but no , this is about adriana . nash : oh . you guys okay ? rex : oh , we 're fine . it 's just -- okay , her family 's rich and i 'm not . nash : i know that tune . rex : and with the club failing and not much action on the p.i . front -- how am i supposed to get the girl a christmas present that 's worthy of her ? jessica : i can answer that . what you do is you get yourself a ribbon , you tie it around you , and then you put yourself underneath the tree . and if adriana is anything like me -- and i think that she is -- that 's all that she 's going to want . [ scene_break ] cristian : i care about you , sarah . you know that . which is why it just feels weird talking to you about my ex . sarah : well , it 's not exactly my idea of a laugh riot , either , but if it 's going to be weird between us until she gets out of the coma -- cristian : okay , you got a point . sarah : i mean , we work together , we see each other every day . and then there 's that other thing . cristian : what other thing ? sarah : what you do to my knees when i smell you . cristian : i smell ? sarah : good . you smell good . i 'm sorry . i should n't have said anything . cristian : no , wait a minute , i think i smell like turpentine and beer . sarah : will you stop ? cristian : sorry . sarah : so for the sake of my knees , and the rest of me , i think we should talk about this . so tell me what blair said . cristian : she wanted to know if -- if evangeline was -- well , if i thought evangeline was the love of my life . you know , like todd is hers . sarah : and what did you say ? cristian : i do n't know . but i 'm going to find out . [ scene_break ] roxy : so what 's with old johnny boy ? he was acting weirder than ever . natalie : um -- marty 's death has really hit him pretty hard . roxy : did miles getting shot have anything to do with what happened to marty ? natalie : all i know is that john tried to save marty and did n't , and then the next thing you know , he 's telling me he shot miles . [ scene_break ] miles : how 's cole ? john : i do n't know , miles . i have n't seen him in a while . ramsey : your concern is touching . fact is , cole thornhart shot you . john : you have quite an imagination . ramsey : forget him . now , tell the commissioner cole thornhart shot you . bo : miles , if cole shot you , we need to get that kid some help . now , he just lost his mother . maybe he went off the deep end . you tell me the truth ; i 'll see what i can do . cole 's voice : john , please , get out of my way ! john : no . cole : please ! miles : cole , what are you doing ? miles : i 'm sorry -- but i do n't remember who shot me . [ scene_break ] rex : adriana knows i love her , but me in a ribbon ? that 's not the kind of thing she can just whip out when her mom asks what she got for christmas . nash : i do n't know -- i think dorian might like that . jessica : stop it . i 'm talking about love , okay ? take this morning , for example , with us . i could barely get up out of bed this morning . all i could think about was marty . rex : yeah , i was sorry to hear about that . she was a class act . jessica : yes , she was . but nash would n't let me go there . he picked me up , he threw me in the shower , he made me go to work , where i was able to pull it together and actually write a nice piece that 's going to run in `` the sun `` about marty , that hopefully , her friends will read and feel a little less hopeless about the situation . and then , he dragged me here where we knew that we would n't run into antonio rex : or anybody else . jessica : well , the point is you ca n't buy that kind of grand gesture , you know ? he -- he knows me , and he cares about me . he -- he loves me , and he shows me every day , and i would n't trade that for all the diamonds in the world . rex : diamonds ? jessica : you 're the diamond , you idiot . and if you want to show her how much you love her , do something -- something like nash did , you know ? when i was in the hospital bed , i thought i was dying . he -- you know , he took my hand and he promised that he 'd love me for the rest of my life , even if it was just for the rest of the day . rex : are you talking about when nash asked you to marry him ? jessica : there 's hope for you yet , rex . [ scene_break ] adriana : we are nowhere near poverty . dorian : i just made up my mind what i 'm going to get you for christmas . i want to buy you a condo . yes . i will make sure that it 's a good , solid investment . and then you can pick out whatever you want , as long as it 's safe and comfortable . adriana : i am comfortable . dorian : then why have n't you had your mother over to dinner ? adriana : if you had n't chased clint to texas , we would 've had you over for thanksgiving . dorian : this has nothing to do with clint . adriana : then do n't make it about rex and me . dorian : this has nothing to do with you . but it has everything to do with rex . [ scene_break ] renee : clint , i -- clint : whew . renee : ca n't pretend to know what you must be feeling , but i do know that jared is the spitting image of asa when he was young . and maybe it 's wishful thinking on my part , but what if jared was asa 's last gift to me ? [ scene_break ] jared : and just how were you planning to explain the dna test , huh ? `` oops -- asa 's got two long - lost sons `` ? nigel : i was testing the waters . jared : well , clint ca n't stand the thought of vickers as his brother . so , hey , you did good , nigel . now live with it . nigel : i went along with this ruse of yours because , as you were saying , you 're the lesser of two evils . but if you do anything to hurt this family , i will come forward . [ scene_break ] cole : starr , i shot miles . all right ? i could have killed him . and if my mom taught me anything , it 's that you step up when you do something wrong . starr : your mom would n't want you to go to prison , cole , especially since miles survived . he 's going to be okay . cole : this is n't about miles , it 's about me . god , i should never have picked up that gun ! my dad hated guns . starr : no , you were just doing it to protect john . cole : i pointed the gun at ramsey because he 's the one that caused the accident that killed my mom . starr : you ca n't go to prison , cole . my dad has been there . you wo n't survive . [ scene_break ] natalie : okay , rox , why do n't you go to the gift shop and get something nice for miles to cheer him up , okay ? roxy : yeah , okay . stay away from him . natalie : sorry about that . apparently , they 've become community service buddies . john : she 's right . i was there and i could n't save her . everything went wrong . that 's why i 'm here . i 'm trying to make things right . natalie : but what do you mean ? by confessing ? [ scene_break ] ramsey : you looked right at him . you yelled his name , `` cole . `` i heard you . bo : is that true , miles ? miles : i -- all i remember is i was upset about marty . i went for a walk , headed for the docks . i heard some voices . and then , i -- i woke up here . ramsey : that 's your story ? you 're sticking to it ? miles : sorry , i -- i wish i was more help . ramsey : all we have is mcbain 's confession . so fine , arrest mcbain . cristian : i loved evangeline . but i broke it off with her because she was too involved with todd . [ scene_break ] sarah : the love of blair 's life ? cristian : right . and that 's where we were when this happened -- the coma . i feel so damn guilty about it . i mean , if she had n't been in my apartment -- sarah : cristian , if you 're afraid of hurting my feelings , i 'd rather know . cristian : look , sarah , i 'm not trying to hide anything from you . but the truth is i do n't know how i feel . i -- i have n't seen evangeline . i have n't been able to see evangeline because her mom wo n't let anybody see her but her family . and blair thinks that -- that if i was around vange , if i saw her , then -- then maybe that could help . sarah : so do it . i think blair 's right -- you 'll know . and if she 's the one , life goes on , you know ? i 'll survive , and you 'll have your answer . [ scene_break ] adriana : what 's with the digs about rex ? dorian : this is not about rex per se . it 's about your future -- you live in a warehouse . adriana : it 's called a loft . dorian : you work hard all day long and then you come home to what ? and how many flights of stairs do you have to climb to get to it ? adriana : two flights and we have wonderful light and great restaurants . dorian : can you afford to eat out ? adriana : oh , we 're fine ! exposed is showing a profit and rex 's club is -- dorian : is tanking ! adriana : no , it is not -- you do n't know that . dorian : yes , i do . i -- i own a magazine that -- that tracks trends , and trust me -- ultraviolet is ultra out . adriana : it 's the holidays and the club business always falls off a little . and besides , rex has his p.i . business to fall back on . dorian : right , right . you know , i enlisted rex 's services when i was trying to find langston 's parents . adriana : and he steered you in the right direction , did n't he ? dorian : do you have any idea how much your boyfriend charges for his services ? adriana : did it ever occur to you that maybe he was giving you the family rate ? dorian : adriana , you are so young . adriana : rex loves what he 's doing . dorian : and obviously , that 's what counts . adriana : okay -- are you seriously questioning my choices or do you just want to fight with me because you blew it with clint ? because i 'll fight with you -- i just want to know why . [ scene_break ] jessica : i 'm not suggesting that you propose to adriana . i 'm just saying that you should n't get hung up on the cost of a christmas present or the size of your bank account -- or dorian 's . nash : ahem . you know , it -- it took me almost losing jessica to realize that all that other stuff -- yeah , no , i still got issues with her , too , but , look , all we have is right now , right ? so all you can do is make them know how much you care . jessica : uh -- yeah , because you might not get another chance . you know , look at marty -- huh . did she know how much my friendship meant to her or her friendship meant to me ? i -- i -- i hope so , but i wish i had told her more . nash : i almost lost jessica . now i make sure that every morning she knows just how much i care about her . jessica : and every night , too . nash : mm - hmm . [ jessica chuckles ] [ scene_break ] cole : starr , i do n't want to go to jail , all right , but i shot a man . now , do you really think we could be happy knowing that john 's locked up in a cell somewhere ? i could n't live with myself . starr : but i need you . langston : cole needs you to support him . you got to let him do what he -- starr : stay out of this , langston ! it 's none of your business ! langston : you 're right . sorry . cole : starr ? listen , i know you 're upset . so am i , all right , but please do n't take it out on langston . starr : i know . i 'll apologize to her later , but you have to promise me that you wo n't turn yourself in . [ scene_break ] ramsey : he confessed . arrest him . miles : john mcbain confessed to shooting me ? bo : let 's take this conversation outside . [ scene_break ] natalie : what are you saying , john ? coming forward is the right thing or that you 're -- john : i know you care about laurence . i 'm sorry that he got hurt . so , what did laurence say ? ramsey : you get your wish . he ca n't remember . bo : i need a statement . john : i was on the docks discussing with ramsey what went down in ireland . he wanted me to lie that he was following procedure when he shot out the tires on the van . ramsey : no , that is not what happened . john : the van that was carrying the hostages , that lost control , went off the road and over the cliff . ramsey : what does this have to do with miles laurence ? john : when i would n't go along with this story , he pulled out a gun . ramsey : no , that 's not true . john : when we were wrestling for the gun , when i finally got my hands on it , laurence showed up . ramsey : no , cole showed , then miles showed . john : the gun went off . a bullet hit laurence -- it was an accident , bo , but if you need to arrest me , i understand . go ahead . bo : i 'm not going to arrest anybody -- yet . ramsey : do i have to take care of this myself ? bo : you do what you got to do . john : thank you , bo . bo : no . do n't thank me . this does n't add up , john -- you know that . lab tech : commissioner , headquarters said i could find you here . i know you wanted these results right away . bo : is this about jared banks ? lab tech : yes , sir -- the dna results . bo : thank you . natalie : so what 's it say ? is jared my uncle ? bo : these results are a family matter , so i 'll make the calls , round everybody up , and i 'll see you at pa 's , okay ? [ scene_break ] natalie : hey , miles . i know that you just got shot and the woman that you love was killed , so my problems seem pretty silly . god , what am i going to do ? miles , what am i going to do if i -- the man i have been fantasizing about for the last month ends up being a member of my family ? what , what -- do we just pretend like we never kissed ? `` hey , uncle jared . merry christmas . here 's your -- here 's your new socks . `` i mean -- oh ! what am i supposed to do , miles ? [ scene_break ] jared : i have no intention on hurting anyone in this family , okay ? nigel : and your niece natalie ? how do you avoid hurting her ? jared : i 'll handle it . nigel : how ? by denying your feelings ? is that really what you want -- to watch her from a distance ? jared : i did n't plan on falling -- on -- any of this , okay ? it just happened . nigel : well , you 've made your bed and now you 'll have to lie in it -- alone . clint : bo 's on his way here . he has the results of your dna test . nigel : i suppose it 's too late now . or is it ? [ scene_break ] jessica : okay . okay , honey , we 'll be right there . well , the jared banks dna test results are in and they 're reading them over at asa 's , so we better head over there . nash : oh , goody . how 's natalie ? jessica : um -- i do n't know . i just hope the test results are negative and he leaves town . nash : ah , yes . but what if he is asa 's son , huh ? rex : what ? asa has another son ? jessica : we do n't know , but whatever it is , whatever the results are , we 'll deal with it . nash : see ? things can change just like -- that . rex : can i ask or do i not want to know ? nash : you met jared banks -- took all my money in a poker game , used it to buy a controlling interest in my vineyard , then he went after natalie , blackmailed her for a job at b.e . then he went after sarah , but sarah caught on to him , so she dropped him like a leaf , cozied up to renee , got himself invited to live at asa 's mansion , and now he 's convincing everybody he 's asa 's son . rex : which explains the dna test . nash : yeah . see ? things can change just like that . but what 's important is that you find a way to put adriana front and center because everything else is just -- [ nash babbles ] nash : noise . find a way to make her know that you care . jessica : good night , rex . rex : hmm . [ scene_break ] dorian : honey , i do not want to fight with you . adriana : so all of this picking at my relationship ? dorian : i am not picking on you . i -- okay . maybe i am a bit disappointed . but perhaps because i am disappointed , i -- i do n't want you to suffer the same heartache . adriana : please tell me you are not comparing rex to clint buchanan . dorian : no , but i am comparing you and me . yes , we 're both passionate , creative women and we deserve men in our lives who are worthy of us . adriana : i knew it . dorian : knew what ? adriana : you do n't think rex is good enough for me . dorian : uh -- i think that you deserve the best . adriana : oh . so nothing 's changed ? all this talk about accepting him -- dorian : but wait a minute . would i be offering to buy him a triomphe d'veaux if i did n't accept him ? adriana : i saw your face when you thought i was pregnant . you were horrified . dorian : well , that 's because you 're so young and you 're not married . adriana : nice try . dorian : what -- honey , where are you going ? adriana : to find a moderately priced jeweler so i can buy the man i love a decent watch and have it engraved `` love always . `` who 's on your christmas list , dorian ? do you have a man to shop for ? oh , that 's right , forgot -- you drove him away . dorian : that 's not fair . adriana : but i bet it 's true . [ adriana sighs ] adriana : i 'm sorry and i did n't mean to be nasty . but i 'm warning you , mother -- you keep trying to screw with rex and me , you 'll lose me forever this time . is that what you want ? dorian : no , of course not . adriana : good . behave . [ scene_break ] starr : cole , wait ! cole : starr , i need to go . starr : i 'll go with you . cole : i have to do this by myself . starr : can i -- can i call you a lawyer , please ? cole : starr , starr , i 'll be okay . starr : you ca n't go to the police station and just confess by yourself . cole : i love you . starr : i love you , too . no , cole , please ! cole , do n't – [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm not going to prolong this because i 'm sure all of you are as anxious as i am to find out these test results . bo : it 's a match . jared is pa 's son . renee : ah , i knew it ! oh , oh ! [ renee chuckles , sighs ] [ scene_break ] starr : cole is going to make himself seem like a killer when it was an accident . he would n't let me call him an attorney ; he would n't let me go with him . he would n't let me do anything . langston : he just needed to tell the truth . starr : `` the truth `` ? like you would even know what that is . [ scene_break ] john : cole . man , i 've been calling and looking for you , everybody 's been trying to find you . where you been ? cole : thought the cops would 've been here . i 'm turning myself in . john : you do n't want to do that . cole : john , i have to , and you ca n't stop me . [ scene_break ] roxy : psst . hey , handsome . miles : hmm . roxy : i got you a little something from the gift shop . oh , no , you do n't have to thank me or anything . you know , like , i know you got your stitches and whatnot , and i know you 're very blue about marty . but i could n't let you die without telling you what i really feel about you . [ scene_break ] dorian : rex . did you speak to adriana ? rex : not yet . i wanted to talk to you first . dorian : what about ? rex : i 'd like to ask adriana to marry me . and i want your blessing . [ scene_break ] sarah : adriana -- hey . adriana : hey . sorry -- i did n't see you . sarah : are you okay ? adriana : no . you ? sarah : oh , this has been a day and a half . adriana : oh , tell me about it . so where 's the bartender ? sarah : on break , as usual . adriana : oh . [ scene_break ] nurse : may i help you ? cristian : where 's evangeline ? nurse : oh , i 'm sorry -- she 's gone . [ scene_break ] jared : natalie -- natalie : i do n't -- i do n't want to talk about it . jared : i -- i do n't , either . [ next_on ] cristian : what do you mean , `` she 's gone `` ? are you telling me evangeline is dead ? starr : who are you to say that cole should tell the truth ? john : hey -- you 're not going anywhere . natalie : leave me alone . jared : not until you hear what i have to say .
sarah lets cristian know that she booked red - hot bands for the club . cristian suggests that they listen to both bands and then decide . sarah wants to know what blair said to him . adriana visits dorian and dorian tells adriana they are through . dorian asks adriana how things are going between her and rex . rex and the man deliveryman get into a huff when the deliveryman wo n't leave the booze . nash offers his help . jared comes downstairs , wearing asa 's favorite cufflinks , a present from renee . nigel mumbles to himself that he can not allow this to go on much longer . clint tells cord that they ca n't do much until the blood test comes back . cole tells starr that he is not going to let john take the blame for the shooting . natalie questions john about shooting miles to get back at him for the things that miles did to marty . roxy hurries up and tells them that she just heard that miles had been shot . bo questions miles as to who shot him . john looks through the window at miles . dorian asks adriana if she and rex are having problems . renee asks for jared 's help in picking out christmas presents for asa 's granddaughters . jared wants to check on natalie . nigel tells clint that he can think of someone worse to be asa 's son and that someone is david vickers . renee asks jared and nigel to let her talk to clint alone . jessica walks up and tells rex to tie a bow around himself and put himself under the tree because that is all that adriana would want . jessica wraps her arm in nash 's . john comes out of miles ' room , and roxy slugs him . miles tells bo and ramsey that he can not remember who shot him . roxy orders john to stay away from miles . ramsey tells bo to arrest mcbain .
gigi : brody . thank god . i do n't know what to do . rex did n't come home last night and i ca n't reach him . [ scene_break ] langston : please be okay . ford : i ai n't sleeping . hi , baby . starr : is james here ? langston : no . i have n't seen him since last night . ford : starr , what 's wrong ? starr : i 've been calling him all night . he 's not answering his phone and he is n't at the apartment . i do n't know . i think that something happened , so i 'm gon na call the police . james ? oh , my gosh , you 're all right . where have you been ? [ scene_break ] bo : inez ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh . goody . i was dreaming about omelets . make mine [ speaking french ] my goodness . you 're up awfully early . this is a sign someone 's in a good mood . go on , tell me . is joe back in your life ? what did he say when you told him that you were still in love with him ? blair : ha . kelly 's in love ? god help her . [ scene_break ] jessica : you 're -- engaged ? joey : yup . jessica : well , that 's great . who is she ? joey : she is the most amazing woman . her name is aubrey . we met in spain . jessica : spain ? during your last trip ? joey : yeah . jessica : that was like , what , a month ago ? joey : something like that . jessica : wow . that 's impulsive . joey : you surprised ? jessica : i guess . i just -- i do n't know . usually there 's a reason that people wait before they get married . actually , sometimes more than one reason . joey : did mom and dad tell you to say that ? jessica : no . why ? are they giving you a hard time ? joey : understatement . it seems like the only one who 's 100 % supportive of aubrey and me is kelly . [ scene_break ] rex : what the hell ? where 's nora ? [ scene_break ] brody : when was the last time you saw or heard from rex ? gigi : not since yesterday . i got home from work late and he was n't home yet . then i do n't know . i must 've fallen asleep studying for finals . when i woke up this morning , his car was n't there . he never came home . brody : did you call the station ? gigi : no . i got shane off to school and i ran over here to find you . brody , this is n't like him . something is wrong . brody : do you have any idea where he was going ? gigi : he was doing some p.i . work , looking into some lowlife named eddie ford . robert ford 's -- brody : i know who he is . [ scene_break ] starr : where have you been ? i was so worried about you . james : it 's cool . i 'm fine . starr : after you left the gym , i called you and you were n't answering your phone . james : i 'm sorry . i was wiped and i guess i was still a little wobbly from my dad cold - cocking me at the gym last night , so i turned my phone off and i just crashed . [ scene_break ] nate : you got what you deserved . [ scene_break ] bo : what the heck happened last night ? inez : you do n't remember anything ? bo : well , i remember that i was upset -- thank you -- about nora . and i could n't believe that what i 'd said about sam , that whole thing , could possibly get this crazy . and the texts that she was sending me , telling me that she could n't forgive me and that i should sleep with you . inez : you were going through a lot last night . bo : i remember having a beer . and then the next thing , i woke up in your bed . inez ... did we sleep together last night ? [ scene_break ] james : you guys really need to stop worrying about me . i 'm fine , all right ? question is , how are you doing , bobby ? did dad 's kick to the gut cause any major damage ? ford : not as much as he wanted . the doctors seem to think it 's not too bad . james : well , then why the iv ? ford : it 's just saline . there was n't any internal bleeding like last time . langston : yeah , lucky for you . james : you never did say who gave you that beatdown . ford : nice try . langston : believe me , we 've already been through this . he wo n't say . james : so did this , like , cause a relapse or -- ford : not really . the tech kept me for tests and then kept me overnight for observation . james : good . okay , then i 'm gon na go to the house and get you anything you need . all right ? langston : no , wait . i already did that . ford gave me his keys so i would n't wake you , except the door to your room was wide open and your bed did n't look like it had been slept in . starr : james ? where were you last night ? [ scene_break ] kelly : i think i should talk to dorian alone . blair : oh . okay . fine . i 'll go back to bed . dorian : no . no , no . you will not . cramer women do not keep secrets from each other . besides which , blair could use a nice , healthy dose of your hope and optimism [ speaking french ] blair : whatever she said . well , i can just say that my last stroll down lovers ' lane ended in road kill . dorian : pay no attention to her . blair : no , no , i mean that . i 'm serious here . kelly , if you feel that you have the need to give me a dose of your hope and optimism , you bring it on . [ scene_break ] starr : what happened last night ? where did you go ? james : not home . like you said , i stayed out . starr : all night ? james : i could n't go back to the apartment . what if my dad came back ? after everything that happened at the gym last night , i would 've been a sitting duck . starr : why did n't you just say so ? james : because i did n't want bobby to feel bad . langston : for what ? ford : for leaving him alone . james : see ? now you 're getting all guilty about it , but you needed to be here at the hospital . it 's not like you could 've done anything anyway . starr : why did n't you just call me ? james : i guess -- i guess i just felt stupid . to be so afraid of my own dad . starr : but i know what that 's like . anyway , where did you spend the night ? james : well , i walked , and then i drove a little , and then i sacked out at l.u . library . langston : i hate this . the whole point of you challenging your dad to a fight was so that you could chase him out of town , but instead , he chickens out , fights dirty , and puts you in the hospital . starr : how are you ever gon na get rid of him now ? [ scene_break ] inez : you had a lot to drink last night . bo : i did ? did i drink all of these ? inez : i had one or two , but you had the rest . bo : i did ? the first one must 've gone straight to my head . i do n't remember anything . inez : oh , you know , you probably drank on an empty stomach and you were really upset about nora . bo : yeah , i was . but inez , listen , i got ta know , okay ? did ... did we have sex last night ? [ knocking on door ] bo : you 're expecting somebody ? nate : i forgot my keys . inez : nate ! where have you been ? nate : what 's the commissioner doing here ? [ scene_break ] brody : okay . thanks . no one matching rex 's description was brought into the er last night . gigi : but he still has to be out there somewhere . he may be in trouble and i do n't even know where to start looking for him . [ cell phone ringing ] gigi : rex , where are you ? rex : geeg , i crashed my car . gigi : oh , my god . are you okay ? rex ? can you tell me where you are ? rex : route 7 . off the road . gigi : where on route 7 , baby ? rex : west , near ... the ... minute ... minute ... gigi : rex ? rex ? hang on , baby , we 're on our way . he 's somewhere on route 7 . all he said was near the minute ? brody : minuteman motel . let 's go . [ scene_break ] joey : kelly and aubrey were on the flight together from london . that 's how they met . they did n't realize they both knew me until last night . jessica : some coincidence . joey : which totally worked out . kelly loves aubrey . at least she 's happy for me . jessica : joey , i 'm sorry . i 'm just surprised , you know ? usually , you tell me about this stuff . last i heard , you were just going on one bad date after another ... after another ... after another . joey : you have no idea . jessica : and then you went away on this trip and that 's the last i heard anything . joey : and that should tell you something . i have been wrapped up with this -- with aubrey -- day and night . jessica : sounds like mostly at night . joey : it 's more than that . aubrey and i have nearly spent every minute together since we met . jessica : so tell me all about her . joey : she 's funny , sexy , smart , independent , unpredictable . a little mysterious . we both had given up on trying to find `` the one . `` she 's learned as much from her past mistakes as i have . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , do i need to point out that joe is certainly no eli ? blair : joe ? you mean joey ? buchanan ? dorian : your cousin realized that the reason that her relationships have been so troubled is because she never really stopped loving joe . blair : seriously ? dorian : absolutely . so she went over to the palace yesterday to tell him exactly that . blair : oh , do tell . dorian : yes , indeed . tell us what happened , sweetheart . enlighten us . what did joe say when you confessed to him your true feelings ? kelly : he proposed . dorian : oh ! ho ho ho ! oh , my darling . give me a hug . give me a hug . ha ha ha ha ! when 's the wedding ? ha ha ha ha ! oh ! dorian : oh , this is so wonderful . i knew it . i knew it . i am always right about things like this . always . always . so joe was thrilled , right ? when you confessed to him that you still love him the way that he loves you . kelly : that is n't exactly how it happened . blair : why do n't you let her tell the story ? dorian : why do n't you say something to your cousin ? hmm ? blair : congratulations . dorian : best wishes . life . blair : your first love , actually . i got a murderer with 3 aliases . yeah . married women , rich women , then made them disappear . dorian : kelly had to kiss a few frogs . blair : did kelly 's men ever -- her toads ever try to lure her to her own death ? kelly : you know what , blair ? blair : what ? kelly : the one thing all of your failed relationships have in common -- it 's you . dorian : okay . that 's it . why ca n't we just be happy for kelly ? blair : i will be happy for kelly , but she 's miserable . look at her . dorian : she is not miserable . she most certainly is not miserable . she 's just -- blair : miserable . dorian : honey , you were way over the top with [ indistinct ] honey , what 's wrong ? kelly : joey did n't propose to me . he proposed to someone else . [ scene_break ] joey : there will always be a special place in my heart for kelly , but things between us have been over for a long time . jessica : okay . i just wanted to make sure . joey : jess ... jessica : i just -- kelly has been such a good friend to me , you know ? after all the fallout from last year , i spent last spring thinking that i was still in high school . joey : i know . i 'm so sorry i was n't here for you then . jessica : joey , there was nothing that you could 've done . i was really ... confused , you know , and to top it all off -- ha ha -- some guy took advantage of me . joey : yeah . i heard a little about him . jessica : yeah . his name 's robert ford and you know , kelly was the only one that i could talk to about it , and she really stuck by me . joey : i hope i never meet this jerk . although , actually , a part of me really hopes that i do . jessica : oh , no . forget about it . it 's just not worth it . not anymore , anyway . for a while , i thought that he might be my baby 's father . [ scene_break ] james : right now , i 'm just glad that you were stuck here last night , because i know if you had the chance , you would 've went after dad . ford : you 're damn right i would 've . it was all i could think about . i 'd do anything to keep that s.o.b . from beating you again . james : do n't worry , man . it 's not gon na happen again . starr : what do you mean ? [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] maid : housekeeping ! hello ? [ key turning in lock ] maid : aah ! [ scene_break ] inez : the commissioner is here because of you . nate : me ? inez : yes . i was scared to death when i realized that you had n't come home last night . you got your father out there somewhere ready to do god knows what to you boys , and i was scared that he 'd gotten to you , and so i called bo . nate : i 'm sorry , commissioner . i did n't mean to cause any problems . bo : no , it 's all right . we 're just -- we 're glad you 're okay . nate : and mom , i 'm sorry , but i did call you . twice . i told you i was taking dani home and that i 'd be late . inez : there 's late and then there 's late . nate : yeah , but then i called you and i told you that dani and i fell asleep watching a movie . inez : yeah , but -- yeah , but , you know , i did n't know you were gon na not come home at all . i thought you 'd come home right then . nate : i did , but i forgot my key . i knocked a couple times . you probably did n't hear . inez : where did you go ? why did n't you just call ? nate : i did n't wan na wake you , so i just hung out in the lobby . mom , it 's fine , okay ? i got ta shower and get ready for school . inez : there 's something he 's not telling me . bo : and there 's something that you 're not telling me . yes or no ... did we have sex last night ? [ cell phone rings ] bo : do n't answer that . [ ringing ] bo : inez , answer me . inez : yes , bo . we had sex last night . [ scene_break ] brody : rex ! gigi : oh ! oh , god ! is he -- is he -- brody : no , his pulse is weak , but he 's alive . you hang in there , buddy . we got an ambulance on the way . gigi : balsom , baby . baby , can you hear me ? baby , can you hear me ? baby ? oh . oh , thank god . okay , okay , you 're awake . you 're awake . rex : where 's ... gigi : where 's what ? rex : where 's ... gigi : where 's ... [ scene_break ] james : all i meant was that my dad ca n't beat up on me if i 'm not around for him to do it . so i 'm just gon na stay out of his way . starr : how ? by hiding at the library like you did last night ? eddie 's voice : where 's the gun ? james ' voice : it 's right here . starr : james , you ca n't live this way . staying out all night and hiding from your father ? james : you 're right . i ca n't . and i do n't have to . [ scene_break ] bo : we really slept together last night ? i ca n't believe this . inez 's voice : do n't worry , bo . you did n't betray your wife . inez : it really happened . i 'm sorry . bo : no , i 'm sorry , inez . i wish it had n't , but i got ta tell you , i do n't remember anything . inez : then we can pretend it did n't happen . bo : i do n't think it 's gon na be that easy . [ scene_break ] gigi : where 's that ambulance ? brody : i 'll check . gigi : balsom , you 're staying here with me , okay ? you stay right here with me . we survived too much last year , okay . shane 's leukemia , stacy and kim . we fought too hard and too long to get back to each other . and we 've got another chance . and you finally taught me to trust you again . stay here with me ! rex , please stay here with me , okay ? and we 're gon na watch shane grow up and we 're gon na grow old together . please ? please , rex ? [ scene_break ] joey : i know you 're going to love aubrey , even though she 's not kelly . jessica : i am sorry that i asked you about your feelings for kelly . it 's just i 've always secretly kind of wanted her for my sister - in - law again . joey : well , guess what ? she 's gon na be . [ scene_break ] kelly : so i did go to the palace to tell joey how i feel about him , and right when i was about to spill my guts , i saw a ring box on the table . and like an idiot , i thought it was for me . blair : but it was n't ? kelly : no , it was n't , blair , as joey was so quick to point out . and the worst part was , it turns out his fiancée is someone i really like . dorian : wait . i thought joe was single . kelly : nobody knew about aubrey . blair : listen , consider yourself lucky . at least you did n't like blurt out your feelings and completely humiliate yourself . did you ? kelly : well ... dorian : you did n't . kelly : i started to , but then i changed my mind . except i backed myself into a corner by admitting how much i was still in love with my ex - husband . dorian : you did n't ! kelly : i did . at that point , there was really only one way to get out of it . [ scene_break ] jessica : kevin and kelly are getting married again ? joey : i know . i was surprised , too . jessica : but are you sure , because she never mentioned anything to me . joey : well , it happened a few days ago . kelly flew back to london , and they worked everything out . but they are keeping it quiet . jessica : really ? why ? [ scene_break ] dorian : kelly , honey , how can you be sure that kevin wo n't tell joe the truth ? kelly : he wo n't . blair : you thought this was a good idea ? kelly : well , excuse me for having only a limited number of failed marriages to choose from , not the 17 the two of you have racked up . blair : 17 ? we have not been married 17 times . dorian : i think she 's counting the annulments . blair : well , yours , not mine . dorian : how can you be certain that kevin wo n't tell joe the truth ? kelly : because i talked to him . he promised not to breathe a word . blair : all right , kevin 's not gon na tell his own brother what 's going on . i mean , eli and ross were as thick as thieves . kelly : eli killed his own brother . kevin is n't eli . blair : oh , right . kevin . kevin . we forgot that he is such a paragon of virtue and truth , except for the time that he slept with me when he was actually married to you . kelly : yeah , well , you really did n't resist that , did you ? blair : i guess i just did n't possess all your hope and optimism at the time . dorian : okay , that 's it ! that 's it ! kelly , i saw for myself how deep your feelings for joe are . kelly : it does n't matter . he 's happy . dorian : but do n't you think he has a right to know how you feel ? [ scene_break ] joey : kelly was n't really clear as to why she and kevin are keeping their engagement a secret . jessica : well , maybe she just does n't want to jinx it . joey : maybe . whatever the reason , i have to respect it . jessica : doing a heck of a job so far , joe . joey : okay . starting now , we can not tell anyone else , and we can not let kevin know we know . jessica : okay , joey , but i am not really wild about secrets . they 've never done me any good . [ scene_break ] starr : what do you mean you wo n't have to live like this ? for as long as your dad is in llanview , neither of you can go anywhere without looking over your shoulder . james : well , it 's not that bad , starr . starr : oh , it 's not ? is that why you were out all last night trying to avoid him ? unless you think that he left town or something , i ... james : yeah , it may be . langston : but he was so obnoxious about sticking around . james : it was probably just a big act to save face for backing out of the boxing match . starr : you really think that ? eddie 's voice : and what the hell are you doing with my gun ? james ' voice : what does it look like ? james : it might just be wishful thinking , but ... i just have this feeling that he 's gone . starr : what ? what are you saying ? [ scene_break ] gigi : is he gon na be all right ? paramedic : they 'll check him out for a couple hours , but the doc 's gon na check for head trauma . gigi : oh , god , that 's bad . brody : i 'm on my way . gigi , i 'm sorry , but something went down at the minuteman motel . i have to go check it out . are you gon na be okay here ? gigi : can i ride in the ambulance ? paramedic : yeah , you got it . gigi : yeah , i 'm fine . go . thanks for everything . rex , honey , we 're gon na get you to a hospital now , okay ? rex : gigi ... gigi : i 'm right here , baby . rex : headlights . we ... she ... car ... gigi : do n't try to talk , okay ? rex : but she -- gigi : who ? who ? rex : no ! no ! gigi : what is it , honey ? are you in pain ? what is it ? rex : nora . [ scene_break ] inez : i wish i could take back what happened last night . bo : no , no . this is on me . i have to own up to what i did . inez : i 'm so sorry , bo . bo : no . i 'm the one that 's sorry . i 'm the one that 's married . never should have let it get this far . inez : please . this is all my fault . bo : how do you figure that ? nate : later , mom . inez : wait a minute . nate : yeah ? inez : something 's wrong with you . what is it ? [ scene_break ] doctor : good news , mr. ford . your tests all came back fine . your breathing 's fine , so we 're releasing you . ford : ah ! excellent . guys , come on in . langston : oh , okay . doctor : but come back right away if you have any pain . ford : okay . langston : i 'll make sure he does . do n't worry . doctor : and no more fights . ford : okay . langston : i 'm so glad you 're okay . ford : ooh ! langston : oh , sorry , sorry , sorry . ford : it 's okay . it 's okay . langston : i 'll help you get dressed . starr : oh , and that 's our cue to go . james : yeah , glad you 're feeling better , bro . ford : see you . james : well , i 'm beat . i 'm gon na go home and crash . starr : i do n't think so . [ scene_break ] kelly : dorian , the last thing joey wants or needs is to hear that i love him . dorian : how do you know ? kelly : something about seeing him ask another woman to marry him . dorian : perhaps if you had told him your true feelings sooner , he never ever would have asked this aubrey person to marry him . kelly : the thing is , i promised this aubrey person that i would keep my feelings to myself . dorian : ah ! so what ? you owe her nothing . kelly : i gave her my word . blair : like that 's ever stopped you before ? dorian : blair . blair : what ? dorian : kelly , listen to me . your cousin , however rude she may be , she does have a point . please , tell joe how you feel . that way , at least you 'll have the peace of mind of knowing that you did everything you could to be with the man you love . blair : love ! love ! are you kidding me ? that is an invented word for people who want to sell greeting cards . dorian : blair ! blair : okay . kelly , get your heart stomped on again . dorian : honey , listen to me . do this . tell joe how you feel before it goes any farther with this fiancée of his . you 've got nothing to lose and everything to gain . [ scene_break ] joey : this is aubrey . jessica : wow . i can see why you fell for her . joey : yeah , me too . jessica : so when are you two getting married ? brody and i have dibs on february . joey : february ? no . aubrey and i will be back from our honeymoon by then . jessica : wow . you 're getting married that soon ? joey : what can i say ? i love her . why are you two waiting so long ? jessica : oh , gee , i wonder . joey : oh , yeah . right . well , with brody and you as parents , that is gon na be one great kid . [ scene_break ] ford : hey ... now that i was almost at death 's door again , are you sure you want to wait 6 months to sleep with me ? langston : you were hardly at death 's door . ford : oh , really ? then what was the whole ... `` please be okay ! `` langston : oh , yeah , keep that up , and you will be at death 's door . ford : all right , let 's get out of here . langston : let 's go home . ford : hey . langston : yeah . ford : langston . langston : what ? ford : thank you . langston : for what ? ford : for staying here with me last night , all night . langston : ford , is everything okay ? [ scene_break ] starr : okay . james : this is new . usually i 'm the one kidnapping you . starr : james -- james : i kind of like it . starr : stop . james : what ? starr : i know you , and you 're hiding something . eddie 's voice : ha ha ! what are you planning to do , buddy boy ? shoot your dad ? starr : i 'm right , are n't i ? hi , [ scene_break ] jessica : so i guess it does n't really matter if you do have unresolved feelings for kelly because she 's marrying our brother . joey : well , i 'm marrying aubrey . jessica : ah ! joey : what ? jessica : you did n't deny that you have unresolved feelings for kelly . joey : are n't you supposed to be resting ? jessica : okay , i get it . you have unresolved feelings for kelly . you just do n't want to talk about it . joey : jessica ! jessica : i 'm going . i 'm going . [ doorbell rings ] joey : kelly ! what brings you here ? [ scene_break ] blair : i can not believe you , dorian . dorian : what ? that i still will advocate for la grande amour ? blair : that you sent kelly down the gangplank . have n't you learned one thing from all your david disasters ? dorian : yes , i 've learned david is a louse , but not all men are . blair : really ? then why are n't you out looking for your own passionate affair ? dorian : because nobody has shown up that remotely interests me . blair : oh , that is so ... you are so full of it ! you 're afraid . that 's why you 're sending kelly out to battle for you . you know what , if that 's what you want to do , if you want to see her be heartbroken , if you want to see her live this sad , lonely , tragic life , do n't let me stop you . dorian : you know something , i think you 're right . blair : i am ? dorian : yes . blair : i know that i am , but i was n't expecting you to agree with me . dorian : yeah , i do . i think you 're right . blair : wow . dorian : i am ... afraid of allowing myself to ever love again , and that 's why i want kelly to be the courageous , strong - willed young woman that she has always been . blair : please . dorian : scoff if you like , but kelly 's courage really does encourage me to believe that someday i will get over my fear and love again . but you , my darling blair , unless you get over this eli thing ... you will never , ever truly trust or love anyone again . and that , my darling , would be a real tragedy . [ scene_break ] inez : nate , tell me what 's bothering you . nate : i 'm fine , mom . i got ta go . i 'm gon na be late . [ scene_break ] woman : officers , this way . [ scene_break ] bo : i got ta be heading out . you know , if someone would have asked me last night if i 'd cheat on nora , i would have thought they were crazy . i hate that i hurt her like this . i love her . inez : i know . i hope you find your way back to each other . [ scene_break ] gigi : rex , did you say `` nora `` ? what about nora ? paramedic : ma'am , we need to get him to the hospital . gigi : okay . [ scene_break ] bo : oh , i 'm so sorry , nora . [ scene_break ] brody : i know this guy . his name 's eddie ford . [ scene_break ] ford : i 'm just grateful you put up with all this craziness with my dad . not a lot of people would do that . langston : well , dorian lord is my mother and my best friend 's dad is todd manning . i 'm pretty sure i 'm used to crazy by now . ford : still , you know what i mean . langston : i know . well , maybe james is right . maybe your dad changed his mind and decided to leave town . ford : maybe . all i know is that bastard will never hurt james again . [ scene_break ] brody : this guy hurt a lot of people , and somebody finally decided to put a bullet in his chest . [ scene_break ] james : the only thing i 'm hiding is how exhausted i am . [ forced yawn ] oh , yeah , not even doing a good job of -- starr : would you just tell me the truth ? where did you go last night ? eddie 's voice : what are you gon na do , buddy boy ? shoot your dad ? starr : after you left the gym , you went to see your father , did n't you ? [ scene_break ] john : on the next `` one life to live `` ... tea : todd , tell me you did n't do anything stupid . viki : you kissed my husband . charlie : we 're not gon na lose him . starr : something happened last night . tell me ! todd : what do you want ? john : a murderer . you know one ?
bo awakens in inez 's bedroom unaware of what happened the night before . he asks her if they had sex the previous night . she replies yes . he is not angry with her , not blaming her for anything and only blames himself for cheating on nora . he tells her that he loves nora and she encourages him to get back with her . she is not comfortable with what she just did . nate returns to his and his mom 's home after being away overnight . inez knows that her son has a deep dark secret about something . eddie has been shot dead in his motel room and nobody knows who did it . james has also been out all night and similarly evades the questions that starr , robert , and langston ask him . james expresses to them however , that he has some sort of `` assurance `` that eddie will never bother anybody ever again . rex has been in an accident after his car crashed when he picked up nora after finding her tied to a chair in eddie 's motel room . yet nora is not accounted for . it appears that rex collided with matthew who was also driving and nobody knows about that . kelly reveals to both dorian and to blair that she thought that she was going to have a future with joey but he told her he is marrying somebody else . dorian encourages her niece to go after joey . but blair tells her that kelly will only get her heart stomped on yet again . jessica similarly tells joey that he is rushing into marrying aubrey too fast when he barely knows her and she believes that maybe he should get back with kelly .
happy holidays ! ! ! cristian : okay , one last appointment . no more stitches and , hopefully , no more hospital . natalie : you know , as long as you 're here , why do n't you tell the doctor about your headaches ? cristian : it 's not that bad . natalie : i know , but i 've watched you in pain and having these nightmares , and after last night i did some research , and it could be a number of things . cristian : natalie , i 'm telling you , i 'm fine . natalie : cristian , you might have posttraumatic stress -- cristian : natalie , stop it ! nothing is wrong with me , okay ? it 's just a couple of headaches , that 's all . natalie : okay . i just hate seeing you suffer . nurse : mr. vega ? cristian : okay . i should n't be long . john : hey . you okay ? natalie : yeah , i 'm fine . i 'm just worried about cristian . [ scene_break ] matthew : hey , mom . nora : hey ! i was n't expecting to see you so soon . bo : i hope it 's okay , but i got to get to the office soon . nora : sure it is . come here ; give me a kiss . how was the wedding ? matthew : there was n't one . nora : there was n't one ? todd and blair did n't get married ? matthew : starr 's really sad -- i mean really sad . nora : oh , i 'm sorry to hear that . i have an idea . want to go up and make her a card ? matthew : you think she 'd like that ? nora : i think she 'd like that a lot . matthew : all right , i 'm going to go work on it . bye , dad . bo : see you later , bud . nora : bye . can i buy you a cup of coffee ? bo : yeah , yeah , that sounds good . nora : and then you can feel me in on what interrupted the festivities yet again ? bo : well , todd left a note and he took off . just typical . nora : i have to tell you that i am surprised . bo : why ? it 's todd manning we 're talking about . nora : i know , but this is a guy who came to the police station desperate to get a woman he ca n't stand out of prison so that she could attend the festivities . that sound like a man who 's about to jilt his bride ? bo : oh , that 's good . no , i do n't know . whatever . hey , what do you think colson 's going to say when he finds out that you let dorian and vickers off ? nora : i do n't know , and he does n't know it yet . i have n't been able to find him . i think he 's avoiding me . [ scene_break ] riley : i see your future daniel : hey , son . riley : behind my past daniel : riley ? riley : hey , hey . i did n't see you . daniel : i know . hey , that sounded pretty good , the little bit i heard . riley : yeah , it 's for jen . i 'm trying to cheer her up a bit . daniel : oh , what 's going on ? riley : she 's not saying , but i 'm pretty sure something 's bothering her . daniel : yeah . yeah , i kind of noticed that , too . riley : you did ? daniel : well , the other night when i ran into you and jen with lindsay , jen seemed kind of rattled by something . it was when paul cramer 's murder was brought up . riley : i 'll tell you what 's probably bothering her is you accusing her of murder . [ scene_break ] jen : you almost done ? marcie : no , not even close . jen : how long you going to stay ? marcie : till i 've reached my goal . jen : which is what , running a marathon ? marcie : well , hayes says i have to look good for when i promote `` the killing club . `` jen : you can tell hayes you look good the way you are . marcie : thanks . but , no , i definitely have room for lots of improvement . [ scene_break ] kevin : hey , adriana . glad i ran into you . adriana : look , i think we said all there is to say last night . kevin : look , i 'm sorry about that , all right , but i 'm really desperate here . ace has been missing for weeks . adriana : and i 'm very sorry about that . kevin : why do n't you help me , then ? adriana : i do n't know where duke is , okay ? i have n't heard from him . kevin : okay , but if you do know where he is , you 're not helping him by not telling me , all right ? i mean , you could be putting his life at risk . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] duke : hello ? hey , what 's up , man ? really ? hey , what motel is that ? okay , and when 'd you see them ? okay , hey -- no , thank you , man . all right , i 'll talk to you later . kelly : was that your friend ? duke : he 's a pretty good cop . apparently , brad and kate anderson , a.k.a . babe chandler and whoever the heck else she 's with , were spotted at a motel outside tallahassee after that benefit concert you mentioned . kelly : oh , my god ! ace ! we did it . we did it . we found my son ! kelly : where is this hotel ? duke : kelly , hold on . kelly : is it close to here ? duke : kelly , hold on . kelly : we have to get over there right away . duke : listen , kelly -- kelly : because if we wait too long , they might -- duke : they already left . kelly : they left ? duke : listen , by the time my friend could get there , they 'd already checked out . kelly : well , then -- then we 're right back to where we started -- nowhere . duke : hey , not exactly . i mean , we got a good idea on babe chandler 's car . they were spotted heading on route 71 , which means they 're probably on their way to new orleans , okay ? there 's going to be troopers all along the way watching out for them . key : unofficially ? duke : you got it . kelly : well , i do n't suppose you could give me a lift to new orleans ? duke : all we got to do is refuel . but in the meantime , i can offer you this . it 's either this or my grandpa 's beef jerky . kelly : um , i 'm not really all that hungry . duke : all right . we 'll get a good meal in the french quarter . kelly : look at you , duke buchanan , taking good care of me , taking charge . you remind me of someone . duke : oh , yeah ? who 's that ? kelly : your father . [ scene_break ] adriana : mr. buchanan , please stop trying to manipulate me . kevin : i am not manipulating -- the people who have ace are dangerous . adriana : i realize that ! kevin : well , duke and kelly should not be trying to handle this without the police . they are in way over their heads . adriana , all i 'm trying to do is make sure that they 're safe -- ace , duke , kelly , everyone -- that 's all . now , if you have any information , if you know at all where they are , you have to tell me . [ scene_break ] jen : did your agent order you to lose weight ? marcie : no , hayes just wants me to be the best me that i can be . he got me a personal trainer and he got me a stylist . we 've been going shopping for lots of slenderizing clothes , lots of black . jen : marcie , you do n't have to dress like a ghoul . and you do n't have to work out like a maniac , either . you wrote a great book . all you got to do is go out there and be you . marcie : well , hayes says that beauty brings in the bucks , you know ? and he works in the publishing business , so he knows these things , right ? jen : you okay ? marcie : yeah ! yeah , i 'm great . you know , i just think i should take a little break , that 's all . jen : well , as far as i 'm concerned , if beauty brings in the bucks , then you 've got it made . you 're going to rake it in . marcie : you know what ? you 're really sweet . but you 're my friend . you have to say that . jen : well , ask michael . he 'd say the same thing . does he know how much time you 're spending at the gym ? marcie : no . jen : have you told him about this crazy workout schedule ? marcie : no , okay , and i do n't want you to tell him , either ! [ scene_break ] paige : no , you know , i think the wound is healing just fine . we can get rid of those stitches today , all right ? i 'll be right back . michael : dr. miller ? was the schedule changed ? because i could 've sworn i was supposed to see cristian vega this morning . paige : i 'm sorry ; i thought one of the nurses would 've told you . michael : all right , well , listen , if you want to take sutures out , be my guest . i 'm having a hard time understanding how you got stuck with the sunrise shift . i mean , you must have really gotten under somebody 's skin . paige : i was asked to come in early . i 'll be going on your rounds with you today , michael . michael : you 're checking up on me . paige : look ; you have to answer questions today to the board about tico santi 's death . it 's going to be a very stressful day for you . i 'm just going to help you out , take a little bit of the burden off your shoulders . michael : and , what , make sure that i do n't kill any more patients ? [ scene_break ] john : what 's going on ? something happen with cris ? natalie : no . no , no , he just came to get his stitches out and -- you know , he sneezes and i worry . what are you doing here ? john : i 'm just interviewing some of the staff . natalie : oh , you mean grilling them about the night tico died ? john : you know me . natalie : yeah . john : yeah . natalie : sometimes you think you know someone until you find out you 're really a perfect stranger . [ scene_break ] bo : never known of daniel colson avoiding anybody , you know , except when you guys had problems off the job . nora : yeah , well , we 're -- you know , everything 's great with us off the job . bo : hmm . nora : at least they were . i do n't know , maybe he 's avoiding me because he 's trying to figure out a way to fire me . bo : oh , come on . daniel 's not going to fire you for cutting dorian and vickers loose . that was the right move . i just do n't want to see it get in the way of your personal life . ahem . nora : i do n't really want to talk about my personal life . bo : sorry . nora : no , i mean , you do n't want to talk about your personal life with paige , do you ? i mean , obviously -- well , even though it 's going great . bo : yeah , okay , you 're right . i do n't want to talk about that . nora : okay , well , then , you know , good . so we wo n't talk about that . bo : okay . nora : okay . bo : suits me . i 'd better get going . nora : okay . wow . what are you going in so early for ? bo : we got a break in the paul cramer case . nora : new suspect ? bo : new evidence . bo : i went over all the evidence again with forensics , including the stuff that we found in cramer 's room . now , we 'd missed a little piece of a bank statement . nora : i thought you 'd found that it was an account at llanview bank , it was overdrawn . bo : yeah , but this is a different account , probably a different bank , too . but it listed at least three deposits of 25,000 each . nora : well . i guess paul cramer was n't broke . bo : no . and the regularity of these deposits , that tells me somebody was paying him off . nora : i guess the question is , who and why ? [ scene_break ] daniel : i did n't accuse jen of anything , riley . i questioned her , yeah . riley : why ? dorian lord has already been arrested for cramer 's murder . daniel : i guess you have n't read the news today . they 're reopening the investigation . riley : what about that witness ? daniel : well , she did n't actually see the murder , and the rest of the evidence is all circumstantial . riley : but you can go to court on circumstantial evidence . you said that . daniel : not if i do n't believe the defendant is guilty . look , riley , i think you 'd better prepare yourself for the possibility that jen will be questioned for this again . riley : she told the police everything she knows . daniel : did she ? riley , you know she met with cramer shortly before he was murdered , several times . i mean , you told me yourself you saw her in his room . riley : he was blackmailing her , dad ! daniel : yeah , yeah . you know what that means ? that means she has a motive . and she 's also never fully accounted for her whereabouts the night of the murder . riley : all right , i get the point . i do n't care how it looks . she did n't do this . i know her . daniel : are you sure about that ? [ scene_break ] jen : michael will say you 're pushing yourself too hard , and that 's why you have n't told him . marcie : jen , we have enough problems already . jen : because of the book still ? marcie : i guess so . i do n't really know . you know , i 've just been so busy with the book about to be published that i still do n't have any time for him . jen : well , he has to know this book stuff 's not going to last forever , right ? marcie : normally , i think he would . he 's just -- he 's been under a lot of stress lately and he 's having a really hard time . you know , he was the doctor on duty the day tico santi was murdered . jen : i think the two of you just need some quality time together , outside of llanview maybe . marcie : you know what i wish ? i wish -- i wish we could do it today , but he 's working 36-hour shifts and i have to finish my workout , and then i have to go get highlights and a chemical peel and all these crazy things . listen , i got to hurry up , okay ? i 'll see you later . whoa . jen : have you eaten today ? marcie : yeah . jen : what did you have , a cup of coffee ? marcie : i had breakfast and i had some -- some cottage cheese . jen : marcie , are you on some kind of crazy crash diet ? marcie : no ! no , i 'm just -- i 'm just eating less , that 's all . jen : how much less ? marcie : jen , come on , i can afford to miss a couple of meals . jen : what ? marcie : it 's no big deal ! jen : wrong , marcie , it is a big deal . [ scene_break ] adriana : maybe i 'm not as worried about duke as you are because i trust him . i know he would never walk into a situation if he thought he 'd put kelly or ace in danger . and i 'm sure he 'll be really touched by your concern . i 'm late for class . [ phone rings ] adriana : hello ? duke : hey , adriana , it 's me . mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm john : you know , i do n't want to sound intrusive or anything , but what were you just talking about ? natalie : huh ? john : you were getting all philosophical about not really knowing someone . natalie : oh . nothing . i 'm just talking . john : okay . hope that was n't some roundabout kind of way of calling me a stranger , especially since i told you all that secret crud last year around christmastime ? natalie : right , about michael not showing up for christmas . you know , i still ca n't picture you jumping from chair to chair , having an imaginary conversation -- john : all right , that 's okay . i do n't need the recap . you did n't tell anybody , did you ? natalie : no . your secret 's safe with me . john : hmm . natalie : now , you did n't tell anybody about all those christmases i had with roxy , did you ? john : she really set a christmas tree on fire ? natalie : yep . i mean , i 'm surprised it only happened once . ca n't believe it 's been a year since we talked about all that stuff . that was an awful time . john : i remember . natalie : you know , you took your life in your own hands coming up to grandpa 's lodge trying to find me . a lot 's happened since then . john : yeah , a lot 's happened . [ scene_break ] paige : look ; the chief of medicine was concerned that you 'd have a lot on your mind today with the board hearing . michael : i still do n't need somebody standing over my shoulder . paige : you lost your first patient . michael : i did n't lose tico santi . paige : regardless of the circumstances , the patient died while under your watch . look , do n't tell me that does n't . i know because i 've been there . you start second - guessing everything , michael . michael : tico santi was murdered . his death had absolutely nothing to do with his medical care ! all of this is just another excuse to hang me out to dry . man : dr. miller . the board 's ready for you , dr. mcbain . michael : yes , sir . paige : thank you . thank you . [ scene_break ] paige : hi . cristian , you know , i was going over your medical chart before your appointment , and i noticed that , aside from your stab wound and your concussion , you did have a previous injury . you want to tell me how you hurt your ribs ? cristian : nothing to tell . i 'm fine now . paige : okay . all right . what about your headaches ? cristian : who told you that ? paige : your wife phoned me earlier . she 's worried about you . i just want to make sure that we do n't have anything to worry about . [ scene_break ] riley : you 're wrong about jen , dad . i know her . she could n't kill anybody . she could n't . daniel : riley , years of experience have taught me that anyone is capable of anything under the right circumstances . maybe it was self - defense . there could be all kinds of reasons , especially considering the victim , but -- you 're my son . you 're my concern . and that 's why i need you to ask yourself , how well do you really know this girl ? jen : i ca n't even trust myself . i always screw everything up . god , i 'm just so angry , sometimes i just am walking around , because right now i do n't know what i 'm going to do next ! riley : i know you 've done things you 're not proud of , okay , but i also know you do n't want to do them again . jen : maybe i already have . [ scene_break ] jen : why are you giving in to pressure from that agent , anyway ? marcie : because he 's the expert . jen : well , you 're the only one that knows what 's right for you . marcie : jennifer , nobody is that secure , okay ? look , i 'm not -- i 'm not trying to be you . i just -- i just want to be in a little better shape , okay ? you know , hayes says that you have to do all these tv interviews and he says the camera adds , like , 10 pounds . jen : he 's exaggerating . marcie : yeah , but what if i look awful , jen ? look at me . jen : you 'll look beautiful . and a few people might actually want to hear what you have to say . marcie : thanks . jen : look , i got to take off , but just promise me that you 're going to quit soon . marcie : i promise . i promise ! jen : i 'm watching you , marcie walsh . marcie : yeah , i know . okay . [ treadmill beeps ] [ scene_break ] adriana : hey , linda . yeah , i 've got those notes from class . can i call you later ? duke : ah , you 're not alone . adriana : not right now . duke : is it my dad ? adriana : uh - huh . duke : okay , i got it . well , i just wanted to call and let you know that kelly and i are in good shape and that i am thinking about you . adriana : you , too . talk to you later . duke : well , you 'd better . adriana : bye . kevin : oh , you can run , but you ca n't hide . [ scene_break ] riley : in her eyes i see the summer sunset i see the rivers runnin ' wild i see my future beside my past i left behind i see the dead of winter i see the glowin ' grace of time i see the world before me everything i need in jen 's eyes jen : hey . riley : hey , you just get here ? jen : i 've been listening a while . i have n't heard that one before . riley : it 's new . jen : is it for me ? thank you . i love it . riley : it 's not finished yet . jen : what 's the matter ? riley ? riley : can i ask you something ? jen : what ? riley : the night you left capricorn , you never told me where you went . jen : i just went for a walk . riley : a little late for that . jen : i was upset . my stomach hurt . i just needed some fresh air . are you mad because i left while you were playing ? riley : not really . but i did notice it was right after that thing on the news about paul cramer 's murder , the new evidence . jen : why are you so obsessed with this ? dorian 's out of jail ? riley : which means they will be questioning everyone again , including you . jen : well , i do n't care . i do n't have anything to hide . you think that i did it , do n't you ? you think that i killed paul ? [ scene_break ] nora : how many people could have that kind of resource for payoffs ? bo : well , any number of people . nora : you know , dorian said that cramer was blackmailing kevin . bo : yeah , which could be true , or it could be dorian taking a shot at somebody she does n't like . no matter what , you know , we 're going to have to take a look at everyone on this . nora : oh , we 're starting from square one ? ugh . [ doorbell rings ] nora : oh . hi ! daniel : well , hey , nora . look , i know you 're not coming to the office today , but -- hey , bo . bo : what do you say , daniel ? nora : um , bo -- come in , come in . have some coffee . bo dropped matthew off , and we were just talking about the cramer case . daniel : so you decided to release dorian lord ? bo : you know , look , i leaned on her pretty hard to do that . nora : you know what -- you do n't need to defend me , bo . yes , i did . look , we 've all had our doubts about dorian 's guilt , and i did try to find you . daniel : look , nora , it 's okay . nora : it is ? daniel : yeah . i was unavailable , and you did what you had to do . nora : exactly . daniel : exactly . so in the meantime , any new leads ? bo : yeah , there was a bank account that we were n't aware of and at least three deposits were made in it electronically -- sa day , but two weeks apart . nora : if we could just trace the source . daniel : well , i have a friend down at the federal reserve . i 'll give him a call . bo : that would be great . daniel : yeah , i just want this thing to close . bo : yeah . it 'd be nice to have a free weekend for a change . nora : do n't we know it . bo : well , look , i got to get to the office , okay ? tell matthew that i 'll call him , all right ? nora : okay . daniel : hey , hey . what are you doing ? nora : i 'm showing you how happy i am to see you . is there a problem with that ? daniel : yeah , yeah , there is if you 're doing this to compete with bo . [ scene_break ] paige : well , according to the tests that you had when you were an inpatient , there 's no medical reason for your headaches . cristian : natalie 's overreacting . paige : i 'd still like to run a few tests . cristian : no , no , there 's no need . i 'm fine . paige : you know , headaches can be caused by other things -- stress , anxiety . cristian : who can avoid stress , right ? paige : yeah , right . hey , cristian , you know what ? maybe you should talk to somebody about what you went through . cristian : i do n't need a shrink . paige : you know , there 's no shame in finding support . cristian : i have my wife and my family . paige : that might not be enough . now , i 'm not a therapist , but i do know that if you hang on to traumatic experiences , i mean , it can haunt you forever . why do n't you just think about it , all right ? dr. janssen will be in in a minute to take out those stitches . [ scene_break ] paige : hey , that was quick . how 'd it go with the board ? michael : i think what you mean to ask me is , did i save the hospital from a massive media scandal ? paige : oh , man , we are on your side . i wish you could believe that . michael : you 're on my side ? really ? everybody knows that tico santi was murdered . everybody knows that the cops screwed up . but the hospital is shifting its attention to the patient 's medical care . hmm . paige : michael , we 've got to talk about this later because i 've got patients to go see . michael : yeah , well , let me know when you 're going to go on rounds , okay ? i would n't dare go on my own . i might kill another patient and tarnish the hospital 's spotless reputation . marcie : michael , what are you doing ? he did n't mean any of that , dr. miller . paige : no , it 's okay , it 's okay . i knew this was going to be a rough day for you , and you know what , yes , i will . i 'll let you know when i 'm ready for rounds . michael : do n't you ever apologize for me . marcie : you could 've lost your job , michael ! michael : that 's my decision ! marcie : i was just trying to help you ! michael : yeah , well , do n't , okay ? do i try and help you ? do i tell you what to do , what to say to your agent , your -- your publisher , your editor ? no , i do n't ! because you do n't need my help , either . marcie : is that true ? you do n't think that we need each other , michael ? is that true ? [ scene_break ] duke : i need you to answer something for me . i mean , you said before that if we went to the police , you 'd never see ace again . why ? kelly : it 's complicated , duke . you would n't understand . duke : no , listen , i told you i 'd have to know the truth , okay ? so we are not getting off this plane until you tell me everything . \ [ scene_break ] kevin : the last guy on the case came with glowing recommendations , too , but he blew it . man : do n't worry , mr. buchanan . i 'll find your ex - wife . kevin : all right , well , i have some information that might help you out . first off , my son duke 's with kelly right now . i got a picture for you of both of them . man : it 's always easier to find two people traveling together than one person alone . kevin : all right , now , you might want to have a guy keep an eye on one of duke 's friends , adriana cramer . i think that maybe he 's been in touch with her . man : well , he 'll probably call again . kevin : right , and i got a file for you in my briefcase . come on . [ scene_break ] john : i guess you 're really looking forward to christmas this year . i 'm glad you 'll be spending it with cris . natalie : yeah . yeah , and you 'll be with evangeline . it 's great . john : i guess we 're both pretty lucky . natalie : yeah . hey . all set ? cristian : mm - hmm . john : how you feeling , cris ? it was good seeing you both . natalie : bye . cristian : what did he want ? natalie : nothing , nothing . he was just here working on a case . i 'm sure it 's about tico . cristian : is he getting anywhere with that ? natalie : i do n't know . he would n't even admit to me that he was working on that , so -- cristian : he looks guilty every time i 'm around him . natalie : did you ask dr. miller about your headaches ? cristian : yeah , she told me you called . thanks . natalie : what did she say ? cristian : the headaches are from stress . the doctor 's not worried about them . she said they 'll probably go away , you know , now that i 'm done with all this medical stuff . natalie : what if they do n't ? cristian : would you stop worrying ? they will . michael : i do n't want to fight . marcie : i do n't want to fight either , okay ? michael : well , then let 's just drop it . marcie : do you know i got up at 5 : 00 a.m. today ? michael : well , if you 're tired , then go and take a nap . marcie : michael , i got up at 5 : 00 a.m. today because i have four meetings and an appointment and i wanted to see you first . but now , you know , i think i 'm actually sorry that i even came here . michael : so , what , you want me to feel sorry , too ? marcie : why are you being such a jerk ? michael : i do n't know . i do n't know , maybe that 's just it . maybe i 'm just a jerk , okay ? i 'm not perfect like al . marcie : why -- why are you -- you think i 'm comparing you to al ? [ scene_break ] bo : well , there you are . paige : hi . bo : hi . paige : bo , i hope you do n't need a doctor . bo : oh , i do , i do . i just -- i do n't need her for her medical skills . paige : so what brings you by ? bo : just on my way to work and i thought i 'd stop , say hello . hello . paige : that 's a good reason , good reason . so did you already take matthew home ? bo : mm - hmm . paige : he had fun at the wedding ? bo : it never happened . paige : ooh . that does n't sound good . bo : no , the bride and the groom , they 've been breaking it up and then putting it back together for years . i do n't think they 're ever going to work it out . paige : well , you know , some relationships , they 're just beyond repair . bo : mm - hmm . i do n't want to be in one of those . [ scene_break ] daniel : you 're overcompensating . nora : what ? daniel : well , you see things heating up between bo and paige , and suddenly here comes daniel , let 's get hot and heavy with him . nora : wait a minute , `` suddenly `` ? daniel , you and i have been seeing each other for months . daniel : yeah , yeah , and i 've been pretty damn patient . nora : is that what this is about , sex ? about making love ? i 'm sorry , daniel , i ca n't help it if i have n't been ready . daniel : nora , i have never forced that issue . nora : no , but it 's obvious you resent it . daniel : no , no , what i resent is playing backup to bo . nora : what are you talking about ? oh , god , daniel , we 've gone through this before . we 've discussed this . bo and i are friends , we 're co - parents to matthew , and we 're co - workers . daniel : nora , if you could see what i see just for once , you 'd understand . nora : okay , just for once , enlighten me . what is it that you see ? daniel : you 're holding on to the hope somewhere deep down inside that you and bo will get back together again . no , but , nora , it 's okay . and you know what ? if it has n't happened already , it 's never going to happen . but it 's your life . if you want to spend your time wasting it , go right ahead . matthew : mom ? nora : honey , uh -- how long have you been here ? matthew : i heard what mr. colson said . nora : oh , god . matthew : is it true that you and dad wo n't get back together ? [ scene_break ] bo : yeah , i 've been in some pretty terrific relationships before . i just never thought i 'd end up alone at this particular time of my life . paige : you 're only alone if you want to be . bo : you want to continue this conversation over dinner ? paige : mm - hmm , mm - hmm . yeah , i do . bo : okay . paige : where ? bo : my place , 7 : 00 ? paige : that 'd be great . that 'd be great . bo : i 'm so sorry . i do n't even know what got into me . i could n't stop myself . [ scene_break ] marcie : you have n't brought up al in months . why now , michael ? michael : well , when you start pointing out what 's wrong with me , i think the comparison is pretty much implied . marcie : well , you 're wrong , okay ? and you know what ? i was n't pointing out what was wrong with you . what is with you lately ? michael : oh , i think you said it before -- i 'm a jerk ! marcie : well , i guess that 's it , then , is n't it ? michael : marcie ! marcie ! marcie , marcie , honey ? sweetie ? [ scene_break ] adriana : hey , duke , it 's me . look , your dad knows you 're with kelly , okay , and he 's got people looking for you . i do n't think you should contact me anymore . i do n't want to risk giving you away . but i am thinking of you , a lot . so good luck . bye , duke . [ scene_break ] kelly : duke , we 're wasting time . i want to go find my baby . duke : and i want to know what we 're walking into . kelly : fine , then i 'll go by myself . duke : kelly , hey , you need my help , okay , and it 'll be a whole lot easier to help you if you tell me what 's really going on . kelly : you 'll hate me . duke : kelly , i could never hate you . come on . now , tell me so we can go find ace . kelly : i 'm not ace 's mother . [ scene_break ] riley : i did not say you killed paul . jen : you did n't have to . the look on your face said it all . riley : jen -- jen : how could you believe that i would kill somebody ? how -- why would you even want to be with somebody who you think might be a murderer ? riley : jen , i did n't say that -- jen : i have to get out of here . riley : look , just do n't go , okay ? i 'm sorry . i did n't mean -- i just do n't want to hurt you . you know , actually , i have no idea what i was trying to do . i 'm sorry . riley : better ? riley : you want to go up to our room ? [ scene_break ] nora : you know nothing 's changed since the last time we talked , right ? bo and i are just pals , like you and starr are pals ? and we 're a team where it comes to looking out for you , and a pretty good team i think we are , too , if i say so myself . matthew : yeah , but you wo n't get married again . nora : no , sweetie , we 're not going to get married again . mr. colson 's right . matthew : but will you pick mr. colson ? nora : oh . mr. colson and i are -- we 're good friends . but , well , marriage is a very big step . matthew : so that means maybe ? nora : yeah . i guess it does . [ scene_break ] john : how many of these staff had access to mr. santi 's room ? nurse : quite a few . john : okay . i 'm going to need a copy of this list when you get a chance . you sure you did n't see anybody suspicious hanging around that night ? nurse : if i had , i would 've called security . john : all right , thanks . that 's it for now . nurse : if you wait a minute , i 'll copy this for you . john : that 'd be great . thank you . [ scene_break ] natalie : i do n't think it would be such a bad idea to talk to a psychologist about the nightmares you 've been having . cristian : would you please just let this go already , natalie ? please . look , the doctor did n't say anything about a shrink . so can we just focus on what we have to look forward to , like a married christmas and a brand - new year ? natalie : okay . cristian : look , i -- i want us both to forget about all this stuff we 've been through for the past year . i 'm going to go fill out my prescription . be right back . [ scene_break ] john : thank you . here 's one of my cards . hey . natalie : hi . i did n't know you were still here . john : just on my way out . hey , look , i know we 're keeping our distance from one another , but i just want you to know if you need a friend , you got one . natalie : thanks . john : i 'll see you . [ next_on ] kelly : if i have to take ace , i will take him and disappear . bo : you and daniel are sleeping together . nora : no , we 're not . bo : i thought you were . blair : this letter -- todd did n't write it . margaret : we 're going to be here all alone for a long time .
daniel plants doubts in riley 's mind about jen 's role in paul 's murder . jen is upset to find that riley believes that she could have murdered paul . marcie is exercising and dieting to lose weight quickly . she goes to visit michael at the hospital . he has just been before the hospital board regarding the santi murder . she and michael have an argument because he 's acting like a jerk and marcie stands up to leave and faints . natalie brings christian to the hospital for a follow - up visit to his knife wound . dr. miller suggests that his headaches are due to stress and a counselor might be helpful . john witnesses christian speak angrily to natalie that he does n't need a shrink . chris goes to get some medicine and john tells natalie that he 's there if she ever needs to talk . bo brings mathew back to nora 's house . daniel stops by and sees them together . after bo leaves , nora tries to give him a big hug . daniel accuses her of just trying to keep her love life even with bo 's . he tells her that she 's still waiting for bo to come back and that by now she should realize it 's over . matthew overhears the conversation . kevin tries to intimidate adriana into telling him where duke is . adriana refuses . she overhears kevin talking to another private investigator about locating duke and kelly . she calls duke on his cell phone and warns him . she also asks him not to call her because she 's afraid she 'll accidentally tell his father his whereabouts .
dr. fox : i want you to take a breath and go back in your mind , back to when jessica was a little girl , back to that incident . i want you to describe it to me . niki : ok . tell you what -- i 'm going to spill the beans , but you got to do something for me first . [ scene_break ] spencer : that 's right , i am the same dr. truman who took out your appendix . how about that ? yeah . listen , i was hoping you could squeeze me in on new year 's eve . party of two , something nice and private ? excellent . well , thank you very much . see you then . paige : new year 's eve ? who 's the unlucky woman ? [ scene_break ] blair : you think you were framed for margaret 's murder ? todd : it 's the only thing that makes sense to me . check this out . she said she could n't swim , right ? blair : yeah . todd : it 's her . she 's a champion swimmer . blair : well , who would set you up like this ? todd : it 's obvious , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] rex : back on the job already ? bo : yeah , cover for me , balsom , ok , because paige thinks that i should get some more rest . rex : eh , doctors . what do they know ? natty 's in on it , too , huh ? this is hers . bo : yeah , she 's visiting . she just went to refill my water . rex : i 'll keep her seat warm till she gets back . that the mason jewelers case ? bo : this would be official business . rex : i 'm as ready to get back on the job as you are . bo : you know , we 've talked about this before , balsom . you do n't work for me . rex : technicality , which brings me to the todd manning case . bo : nice segue . rex : this is big , boss . bo : yeah , but i do n't have time . you see , i have other fires that i have to put out now . rex : like that cristian and mc bain thing ? talk about a train wreck , huh ? natty , you ok ? natalie : no . no , i 'm not ok . nothing is ok , nothing will ever be ok again . [ scene_break ] cristian : did n't think i 'd ever see you here . john : me , neither . cristian : so what do you want ? john : sorry to hear the appeals board would n't overturn your conviction . cristian : evangeline 's taking it to the state supreme court . john : i 'll be glad to testify for you . cristian : i do n't need your help . john : well , i need yours . that 's why i 'm here . [ scene_break ] bruce : nash is back . nash : what do you want , bruce ? bruce : where is the hot blonde ? nash : i 'm not talking to you about tess . bruce : oh . she blew you off , huh ? ah , no surprise . probably getting naked right now at somebody else 's pool party . nash : tell me what you want or get the hell out of here . bruce : oh . that problem i 'm handling for you -- i ran into a little bump . nash : you told me you were taking care of that . i paid you good bucks for it . bruce : legally , it 's cool . but the reston 's are still pretty pissed off at you . the old man especially . she 's just not getting over what you did to her . nash : i did everything they wanted . i moved across the country , for god 's sakes . bruce : oh , blue - blood clan like that does n't just forgive and forget . nash : and what does that blue - blood clan want ? bruce : their memory might fade for the right price . nash : they 've got more money than god . what do they want with my money ? bruce : old man reston 's a sadist . wants to watch you suffer . nash : well , i 'm all tapped out . everything i 've got is wrapped up in this vineyard , at least until i start turning over a good crop . bruce : then we 've got a problem . [ scene_break ] dr. fox : so what is it you want , niki ? niki : i ai n't stupid , doc . i 'm onto you . i know as soon as i spill the goods you 're going to come in and i 'll be out of here , right ? you got to swear to me that ai n't going to happen . clint : he ca n't do that . niki : hey ! dr. fox : mr. buchanan , i appreciate you being here for support , but really i can handle this , really . clint : we ca n't be making deals with her . jessica : dad , we just got to go with it . antonio : i 've had to try and learn how to do it myself . i know , i know it 's not easy . dr. fox : you willing to cooperate ? niki : if you are . dr. fox : ok . now , you know how dissociative identity disorder works , do n't you ? niki : yeah . it 's dog eat dog , right , doc ? and i 'm having viki for breakfast . dr. fox : ok . well , if you feel that way , why are you so scared ? niki : i ai n't scared ! dr. fox : then why do you feel you need to negotiate some sort of deal with me in order to share this information ? niki : i do n't ! i mean , i -- i ai n't worried . go ahead , ask your questions . shoot . dr. fox : all right . i want you to close your eyes , and i want you to go back to when jessica was a little girl and you used to take her to those bars . niki : i did n't take her all over town , you know . i only took her to one bar . it was my favorite . dr. fox : do you see this favorite place now ? niki : hey ! hey , what 's a girl got to do get a drink around here ? dr. fox : do you see jessica there ? niki : eh , she 's around somewhere . dr. fox : but you did bring her ? niki : yeah , but i told her to stay in the car . she followed me in . dr. fox : so she is there ? niki : yeah , she 's here . dr. fox : what 's she doing ? [ scene_break ] spencer : we 're divorced , paige . how can my love life possibly be of any concern of yours ? paige : my love life certainly seems to concern you quite a bit . do you really enjoy it that much , dangling my past mistakes in front of bo , just hoping he 'll take the bait ? spencer : well , i do n't do it for pleasure , paige . paige : no . you do it to make sure that i will use my position as chief of staff to do your dirty work . how long is this going to go on , spencer ? spencer : well , it depends on how long you want to keep bo in the dark about his girlfriend being a murderer . paige : i did n't mean for that man to die . spencer : no , i 'm sure you did n't . however , the law is pretty specific about those kind of things . paige : i wish i 'd never met you . spencer : and miss out on all the fun ? paige : i ca n't live with all these secrets . [ spencer whistles ] paige : like you do n't have a few of your own . spencer : just find margaret cochran before todd manning does ! everybody 's got secrets . [ scene_break ] blair : who do you think is framing you ? todd : margaret . blair : margaret ? todd : just think about it . she 's the one that called me . blair : yeah . todd : she determined the location , which was secluded but not so secluded that there would n't be people around , people as witnesses . it was her idea to grab a boat and have a little talk . she wanted to get on the boat , go to the island , even though she said she could n't swim . got it ? blair : yeah , i 'm following you here . todd : well , obviously , she could swim . she could swim like a fish . we know that now . so we got in the middle of that lake and she knows i 'm going to fight her . she knows something 's going on , so she makes a bunch of noise hoping people would hear . and then she takes the dive . although , she was n't killing herself . she -- she knew she could swim away underwater long enough that i would n't know whether to go in or -- blair : but , todd , come on , how would she know that -- that someone would think that she 'd drown , though ? it -- todd : i do n't know , maybe she planned on kicking off her shoes or -- i do n't know , she was going to leave something in the water to make people believe she 's been there . blair : well , she was very pregnant , and it had to have been difficult for her to swim at the time . todd : it 's possible she did n't realize that . blair : come on , now , the -- the autopsy , both of them , said that she was strangled . todd : maybe -- maybe she got caught on something in the water and it got wrapped around her neck . i do n't know . but it 's possible , right ? i mean , at least it 's reasonable doubt . blair : well , todd , maybe -- i -- you know , but that do n't make -- todd : ok , no , she figured it out . she knew that she could never have me . and so she decided to exact revenge on me , and what better revenge -- to frame me . blair : well -- maybe , maybe you 're right about this . todd : i know i 'm right . i 'm going to get off , honey . i 'm going to get out of here . blair : we just have one big problem here , todd . if all that did happen , she 's the only one that can corroborate your story . and she 's dead . todd : we just have to create reasonable doubt , right ? and i think this being- able - to - swim thing does that . we 'll just give it to evangeline , she 'll run with it . she knows what to do with this kind of thing . todd : no , i got that covered . blair : before she hit the water . she stopped breathing before that . now , how do you explain it ? todd : it 's not true . blair : but the d.a . does n't know that . nobody does . todd : i think what we ought to do is have another autopsy done , or at least get another expert . blair : look , we did it once , we did it twice , same results . and if we do it again -- i think i should talk to spencer . todd : hey , now , blair , i want you to stay away from spencer . blair : why ? after everything he 's done for us ? what are you talking about ? todd : what 's he done for us ? blair : well , he saved your life , he saved jack 's . todd : yeah , he 's a doctor . that 's what he 's supposed to do . blair : oh , come on , he 's done more than that . todd : because he 's after you . blair : oh , please . todd : did you get that ? i told him a couple nights ago , i told him , `` i know what you 're up to , buddy . `` blair : wait a minute , spencer was here ? todd : that 's right . blair : why ? todd : oh , some bogus offer to help me . blair : and how was he going to help you , todd ? todd : oh , he was going to testify in my defense . i told him to go to hell . blair : why did you do that ? todd : he 's just trying to make himself look good to you . blair : well , who cares what he 's trying to do as long as he gets you out of here ! that would be great ! todd : i can get out of here on my own . blair : yeah , how are you going to do that ? huh ? do you know how hard it is for me out there ? i 've been all alone , doing this all by myself . spencer is the only one that even believes that you did n't kill margaret . i swear to god , if it were n't for him , i 'd be falling apart . i mean , he came over this morning , and i do n't know what i would 've done . todd : what 'd he do this morning ? blair : it 's no big deal . it 's -- it was -- i was having problems with the christmas tree and he helped me -- todd : christmas tree ? blair : yeah . oh , you know what , do n't even start with the jealousy stuff . why do n't you think about your kids ? you know how hard it is for them to think that you are -- todd : i swear to god , if he tries to muscle in -- blair : what are you going to do , todd ? are you going to kill him ? [ scene_break ] spencer : all right , look , i have a consult soon , ok ? so i have to go . listen , did you stop by for a particular reason ? paige : i know that you operated on kelly cramer . spencer : oh , then you know the operation was a success and that kevin and kelly can now carry a baby to full term . paige : and they owe it all to you . spencer : but that 's not why i did it . paige : why else would you help a buchanan ? spencer : same reason i saved bo . paige : yeah . you said there 'd be a price for that . please , spencer , tell me that you 've changed your mind , that you no longer are interested in hurting bo 's family . please , just tell me that it 's over and that i can relax and enjoy a future with matthew and bo . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm really sorry . i 'll get you some more water . bo : no , no , hey , forget about the water , honey . come here . rex : yeah , just listen to him and chill . bo : it 's ok if she 's upset . rex : what , over a couple of jerks like cristian -- bo : in your own words , balsom . rex : chill . bo : right . rex : got it . i 'll just go . natty , i 'm outside if you need me . bo : talk to me . natalie : you 've got your own problems . bo : yeah , but you know what ? i got a whole medical staff out there helping me with mine . you ca n't take a pill or get a shot or , you know , an operation for what you 're going through right now . natalie : so what am i supposed to do ? bo : well , you turn to your family . natalie : my family is too busy with jessica . mom 's even gone . bo : so what am i ? what , am i a stranger or something ? now , come on , here , sit down . just unload on your old uncle . give me a chance to think about something other than a pain in the neck . [ scene_break ] rex : what are you doing here ? adriana : picking up a prescription for kelly . i 'd better get it . rex : adriana , wait . adriana : why ? rex : look , i need to talk to you about ginger 's funeral . i crossed the line there -- adriana : it 's ok . rex : no . adriana : rex -- rex : it 's not . adriana : really , it 's fine . let 's just forget about it . rex : sure , push it under the rug . act as if it never happened . it 's not real , not like that thing you think you 've got going on with duke . adriana : rex , come on . rex : you can go back to duke it you want . ok , it 's your business . but do not tell me what 's real and what 's not , because i know real and that was you and me . adriana : we were never together . rex : you wanted it as much as i did . adriana : rex , look , ok , please do n't do this now , all right ? i have enough to be stressed about . rex : what 's wrong ? you ok ? adriana : it 's not me . it 's cristian . rex : what 's the problem ? adriana : i tried visiting him . they would n't let me -- immediate family only , like `` cousin `` does n't count for anything . rex : it 's not like there 's anything you can do for him anyway . adriana : but we would always help each other . he would take my side when i was living with tia carlotta and he 'd listen to me . rex : so who needs this visit more -- you or him ? adriana : i need to see him . [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm sorry you had to find out about cristian the way you did . i found out about it . it was right before that siege at the prison . natalie : i just ca n't believe that john knew all this time and did n't tell anybody . you know , when i see him , all i want to do is punch out his lights . and now cristian 's probably going to get out of prison . that means i 'm going to have to deal with him . how do i do that ? bo : you know , you come from some tough stock . i just want you to remember one thing . ok , honey ? none of this is your fault . you did n't do anything wrong . natalie : i know . what i do n't know is what 's right anymore . [ scene_break ] cristian : you want me to help you ? john : not me . natalie . cristian : well , what about her ? is she all right ? john : what do you think ? cristian : yeah . i know it 's tough on her . john : it 's been hell for her , just like i knew it would be when she found out the truth . cristian : what are you saying , it 's all my fault now ? john : no . no , it 's not your fault . i could 've told her , too . cristian : i 'll get her to understand . i 'll make her feel better . john : not that easy , cris . for what it 's worth , i -- i think she hates both of us . cristian : for now . john : she 's not going to get over this easy , cris , if at all . she 's going to need time to heal . i want you to know that i 'm backing off . i 'm -- i 'm going to stay away from her . cristian : good . it 's better that way . john : you 'll probably be getting out soon . and when you do , you might want to think about doing the same thing . cristian : i 'm still natalie 's husband . john : just give her some room . cristian : you 're doing this already . john : she 's not ready to make any decisions or have them made for her . cristian : and when she is ? what if it me and not you ? can you handle that ? staying away from natalie , letting her be my wife ? because that 's the way it 's going to be , mc bain . [ scene_break ] bo : well , i 'm glad you decided to keep working at the station . ahem . natalie : if only all my decisions were that easy . bo : yeah , but do n't rush your decision between john and cristian , ok ? natalie : or neither of them . bo : well , they 're not pushing you , are they ? natalie : no , no , they do n't have to . i mean , i have my family and my friends and now god . carlotta reminded me of that -- the vows i took with cristian . bo : oy , no pressure there . natalie : what am i supposed to do ? bo : honey , only you can answer that . natalie : no help ? just a little suggestion maybe ? bo : no . i can tell you this -- you need to vent , let off some steam , maybe even cry on somebody 's shoulder . and if you do that , i 'm your guy . natalie : thank you . bo : i wish i could do more , but your heart 's going to have to do the thinking about this one . natalie : maybe it already has . i got to go . bo : oh . natalie : thank you for listening . rex : natty , where you going ? natalie : i 'll talk to you later , rex . adriana : you should go after her . rex : i -- you 're not getting out of this that easily . adriana : you are the last person i should be telling my problems to . rex : seeing as i am the problem ? adriana : i 'm leaving . rex : adriana , wait , wait . you want to see cristian ? i can make it happen . adriana : how ? [ scene_break ] nash : i used all the cash i had fixing this place up . everything else is in the winery . i ca n't raise the kind of cash you 're talking about . bruce : huh . well -- so , she 's still in the picture . wonder how she 'll take it when she hears about what you did . nash : tess ca n't deal with -- bruce : deal with what ? what does she have to deal with ? nash : i know you 're trying to squeeze me here . all right ? but i have n't got it . i ca n't pay what you 're asking for . all i 've got is this vineyard . bruce : then i guess you 'll have to sell it . [ scene_break ] dr. fox : ok , niki . now , tell me what jessica 's doing at this bar you took her to . niki : i do n't know . i got better stuff to do than baby sit some brat . dr. fox : ok . i want you to tell me what else is going on , then . niki : place is packed . it 's really cool . great music , too -- real sexy stuff . dr. fox : look around . do you see jessica there ? niki i see two guys over at the bar . i would n't mind getting it on with them . dr. fox : niki , i need you to focus your awareness and tell me where jessica is . niki : i do n't know , she 's wandering around . thing is i told that kid to sit at a table . the kid does n't listen . dr. fox : is she talking to anyone ? niki : no , not that i can see . dr. fox : is anyone talking to her ? [ noise ] young jessica : can you help me ? can you take me home ? man : what 's your name , little girl ? young jessica : it 's jessica . man : jessica ? that 's real pretty , just like you . jessica : stop , stop . clint : jess ! [ scene_break ] bruce : you and your girlfriend did n't do such a bad job with the place -- should get a decent price for it . nash : you ca n't put a decent price on a dream , brucie . bruce : ah , you always wake up anyway . nash : i guess there will be other dreams , huh ? bruce : oh . i 'll take that as a yes ? you 'll sell ? nash : i 'll do whatever i have to for tess . it 's going to take some time . bruce : we , i 'm a patient guy . i 'll make sure the reston 's are , too -- for , say , at least two weeks ? nash : two weeks ? i ca n't get the cash in two weeks . bruce : well , try . otherwise , my patience is going to get thin . [ scene_break ] clint : honey , you fainted . antonio : do n't be scared , honey . we 're here , ok ? dr. fox : jessica , are you all right ? jessica : yeah , i just feel a little dizzy . niki : hey ! i mean , why 'd she go and do that ? what 's wrong with her ? dr. fox : look , i need to deal with jessica right now , and i want to deal with her , so we 're going to end our session now . so when i count from one to three , you 'll come back bright and alert . do you understand ? niki : uh - huh . dr. fox : one , two , and three . wide awake . jessica ? tell me , do you feel anything besides dizziness , maybe a headache or double vision ? jessica : no , i 'm fine . i 'm not even really that dizzy anymore . viki : oh , my god . dorian . wait a minute , we were in father 's mausoleum . clint : viki ? viki , is it you ? jessica : mom ? viki : oh , my god , it worked , did n't it ? we brought niki out . clint : yeah , it worked , but i could just strangle -- viki : clint , please , please do n't be angry with me now , ok ? there 's time for that later . jessie , sweetheart . you ok ? jessica : yeah , i just -- i fainted . viki : what ? jessica : it 's probably just from being pregnant . viki : oh , what -- what 's going on here ? clint : niki was back . viki : for how long ? clint : for several days . viki : oh , my god . clint : and we had dr. fox here come over and hypnotize her . viki : did it work ? did you find out anything ? jessica : well , niki told us that she took me to a bar when i was little . viki : did she tell you anything about it ? jessica : she said she did n't remember anything else . antonio : but what she did remember about the place bothered you . that 's why you fainted . dr. fox : guys , that just means we 're getting close to understanding what caused jessica to split . viki : oh , baby , i 'm so sorry . jessica : oh , mom , it was n't you . i know it was n't you . i 'm just so happy that you 're back . viki : sweetheart , i would never , ever leave you for good . you have to know that . you have to believe me when i say i would never have let niki come out if i was n't sure that i could come back . clint : but you did n't care anything about yourself . you just did n't want jessie to suffer . viki : clint , she needs niki . it 's the only way she 's going to find out why this is happening to her . doctor , would you please put me under again and maybe we can get the truth out of niki this time ? jessica : no . no . clint : no , no , no , no , that is far too dangerous . plus , it is bad for your heart . viki : it 's not very good for my heart to see my daughter suffering . jessica : i can handle it , mom . viki : no , you can not handle it , sweetheart . you fainted , right ? jessica : well -- viki : sweetheart , this is the only way that you can heal . jessica : there might be another way . maybe i ca n't handle it , but we know that tess can . antonio : no . no , there 's no way in hell i 'm letting you do what you 're thinking . [ scene_break ] spencer : all right , paige . where were we ? paige : just tell me you wo n't hurt bo . spencer : oh , right . bo , yes . well , as long as you keep doing what you 're supposed to , everything should be fine . paige : `` should `` ? i need answers , spencer . tell me you wo n't do anything to bo . spencer : or what , paige ? what are you going to do ? are you going to get me ? you going to make me pay ? paige : you will pay . it may not be by me , but anybody who does as much damage as you do always pays in the end . spencer : truman . you found margaret cochran ? oh , that is excellent . oh , paige . if you only knew the half of it . todd : i ca n't help it . i do n't want spencer truman around my family . blair : can we just not talk about spencer , please ? let 's try and figure out a way to get you out of here , todd . todd : i am on to something here . she lied about not being able to swim . balsom really came through . blair : well , it might not be as easy as you think , sweetheart . todd : why ? blair : you 're the only one that heard her say that she could n't swim . the prosecution -- they 'll just say you made it up , that you are the one that lied . todd : is that what you think ? [ scene_break ] nash : the advertisement should read `` vineyard with attached cottage . lots of touches from a happy couple . `` thank you . if there was any other way , tess -- antonio : hey , look , i 'm offering you some money to help you get your business back on your feet . take it or leave it . we already talked about this . jessica : well -- antonio : we ca n't let tess back out . jessica : it 's not up to you , antonio . clint : jessie , i 'm with him this time . viki : darling , we all are . it 's really much too dangerous . jessica : oh , and it was n't for you ? you have a serious heart condition . viki : but , darling , you have a baby growing inside you . jessica : all the more reason for me to find out what is going on . i have to find out why i split off into tess . it 's the only way that i can heal . she could pop out at any time and take off again . she could do something to the baby . antonio : jess , we wo n't let that happen . jessica : you 're not really in control of that , antonio . the only one that 's in control of that is me and tess . can you back me up here , dr. fox ? dr. fox : guys , she 's right . we really did n't get that far with niki , so -- jessica : that 's because it was n't niki 's memory that caused me to split . it was mine . i 'm going to do this . and i do n't need your permission , but i 'd really like your support . viki : doctor , please , please take care with her . antonio : i love you . take that with you . [ scene_break ] rex : so , since you said you owed me one -- bo : i do n't remember ever saying that . rex : not in as many words , maybe , but i did break some big cases for you . bo : you helped . rex : it 's worth something , is n't it ? bo : what do you want , balsom ? rex : adriana wants to see cristian , but the powers that be wo n't let her since she 's just a cousin and all , and i was think -- bo : done . ahem . rex : what ? bo : i 'll make the call as soon as i get the clearance . then adriana can see cristian . now , is there anything else ? rex : uh , no . thanks . thank you . bo : balsom ? rex : yeah ? bo : do you see the bandage on my neck ? rex : yep . adriana : so , did you talk to him ? rex : well , it was n't easy . i had to work him , but i was n't leaving till i got you what you wanted . adriana : so ? rex : he 's going to make a call . as soon as bo gets the ok , you can start baking that cake with the file in it . adriana : oh , my -- thank you ! thank you so much . this does n't change anything between us . rex : no , why would it ? [ scene_break ] john : i already told you . if natalie wants you , i gave you my word i wo n't get in your way . cristian : there is no `` if . `` she will . john : ok . whatever happens , i 'll expect you to do what 's best for natalie . cristian : i 'll always do that . john : let 's hope next time we see each other , it 'll be on the outside . guard : you 're a celebrity around here . cristian : yeah ? guard : front - page news . cristian : so ? guard : i read your story . good luck , man . [ phone rings ] guard : yeah ? ok . you got another visitor . whoa . cristian : hey . i 'm glad you 're here . i -- i hope this means -- natalie : i want a divorce . [ scene_break ] paige : you are so busted , commissioner buchanan . bo : well , honey , i ca n't just sit around here doing nothing . i got too much work to do . paige : ok . bo : so you 're not going to get on my case ? paige : nope . bo : oh . paige : i want you to get it all done so that we can go somewhere . matthew will be out of school for vacation , and it 'd be a great chance for all of us to get somewhere away from all of our problems here . bo : and there 's nothing i 'd like to do more than that , but i ca n't take matthew away from nora , not right now . paige : oh , i 'm so sorry . i should 've realized . i 'm sorry . bo : why ? why ? for wanting me to be happy ? come on . i am happy . i 'm happy wherever you are . you know , and it 's not like we have anything that we have to run away from as far as problems . john : i 'm sorry , am i interrupting ? bo : hey , john . good to see you . paige : i have some work i have to do anyway . just do n't you go heaping any more work on him . i 'll be back in a little bit . bo : all right , thanks , honey . john : some bedside manner . bo : yeah . ok , what 's going on with the a.t.m . robberies ? john : unfortunately , nothing new . and it gets worse . i did those anti - drug talks at the high school for you . i think i got booed . you know how much i love public speaking . bo : yeah , but it 's good for you . john : hmm . bo : how you doing ? john : is n't that what i 'm supposed to be asking you ? bo : well , i think things are kind of worse for you right now than they are me . natalie was here a while ago . john : she ok ? bo : just be careful with her , john . you know , she 's been through so much lately . john : you know , she and i , we started out as friends , you know ? we were friends a long time . i wish i could be that for her . i wish i could be that for her right now , you know , now that she really needs someone . bo : i know . i 'm trying to be , too , if she 'll let me -- you know , if she 'll let anybody . [ scene_break ] natalie : please do n't fight men this , cristian . i think a divorce is what 's best for us both . cristian : yeah , for who ? not me . and certainly not you . look , natalie , i could tell that when you kissed me -- natalie : no , you kissed me . cristian : well , you did n't stop me . natalie : i should 've . cristian : why ? because of john ? natalie : no , i 'm not -- i 'm not doing this so that i can get back with john . cristian : then why ? natalie : because i need -- because i need to just be me . not your wife . not john 's girlfriend . just me , and to be able to do the things that i want to do and need to do and not have to worry about someone hurting me or -- anyway , they would n't let me bring the divorce papers in here , so i left them with the security guard and they 'll be in your cell when you get back . sign them . [ scene_break ] dr. fox : i want you to count back from five to one . antonio : i hope we 're doing the right thing . dr. fox : count one -- clint : what choice do we have ? jessie 's going to do this with us or without us . viki : clint , she 's right , ok ? it 's the only way that she can heal . jessica : four -- viki : unfortunately , even if she does find out what caused her to split , it 's just the beginning . jessica : two , one . dr. fox : can you hear me , jessica ? ok . i want to talk to someone else now . i want to talk to the woman who calls herself tess . please allow tess to come forward now . tess : nash . nash : tess . [ scene_break ] blair : i said the prosecution might think that . not me . todd : so you believe me ? blair : of course i do . guard : time 's up . you got to go now . todd : all right . take this to evangeline . tell her to contact rex . he 'll confirm it all . todd : this will work , honey . blair : if we just had someone , someone that knew what happened to margaret . todd : i know . [ scene_break ] [ footsteps ] margaret : who 's there ? i 've got a gun ! who is it ? i swear i 'll shoot ! [ margaret screams ] spencer : hello , margaret . poor margaret . tsk , tsk , tsk , tsk . [ next_on ] man : hello , nash . long time no see . blair : i bet a lot of men wanted her dead . i just have to find out the one that had the most to gain from it . viki : please tell me what happened . tess : maybe i 'll just do that .
during hypnosis , niki remembers things about the night that she had taken jessica to the bar with her . jessica begins to remember things about that night also , and faints . the doctor brings niki out , but it is viki who emerges . jessica convinces them all to let her be hypnotized . they finally agree to her decision . the hypnosis begins . tess emerges , and calls for nash .
nash : jessica here ? antonio : uh -- no . why ? you expecting her ? nash : yeah . she -- she told me to meet here because she wanted to talk about brennan -- antonio : oh , she -- nash : bree . antonio : she did n't tell me . nash : yeah -- did she tell you that she thinks that i 'm a pathetic , washed - up loser ? antonio : where is this coming from ? nash : because all she 'll talk about is trying to set me up . antonio : well , i do n't think it 's because she thinks you 're a loser . nash : which i 'm not . i got friends . i got a business . i -- i have the most beautiful baby girl in the world . you know what ? that makes me the luckiest guy in this room . antonio : yes , i wo n't disagree with that . nash : so why is your wife so fixated at setting me up ? antonio : because you do n't have a woman to love . [ scene_break ] jessica : hi . layla : um -- hi . adriana 's not here . jessica : well , i 'm not looking for adriana . i was looking for you . layla : why ? jessica : do you have anything besides those sweats ? layla : sure . jessica : good , because you and i are going out . [ scene_break ] blair : do you have the d.n.a . test results ? dr. chen : yes . dorian : is todd the father of blair 's baby ? dr. chen : the d.n.a . on the hair sample does not match the d.n.a . on your unborn child . i 'm sorry . blair : oh , no . oh , no . spencer : that means we 're having a baby . dorian : blair , is something wrong ? blair : no . did you find dr. chen ? dorian : huh -- i found her secretary , and i threatened dire consequences if the doctor was n't found . i still have some pull with the board here . blair : this baby has to be todd 's . dorian : and if it is n't ? blair : i do n't want to think about what spencer will do if he finds out this baby is his . dorian : i 'm more worried about what todd will do . blair : well , i can tell you this much . i can forget about ever trying to start up a new life with todd . [ scene_break ] todd : you listening to me ? spencer : not if i can help it . todd : tell me where my son is or i 'm going to kill you . spencer : not a chance . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] langston : you 're hogging all the ones with the ketchup . starr : fine , you can have them all . i really do n't care . langston : oh , p.m.s . ? starr : no , d.s.t . -- dr. spencer truman . he should be at wingdale right now , not walking around free . singer : free back there again what i change starr : and there 's the witch that helped him get away with murder . langston : is n't that cole 's mom ? starr : yeah . part of me feels bad for her because of what my dad did to her . then another part of me wants to scream at her for saying that dr. truman was n't sane enough to stand trial . singer : the words you say starr : i wish she never came to llanview . singer : what a beautiful langston : yeah , but if she had n't , you 'd never know cole -- which , personally , i think would be a good thing . come on , let 's go . starr : why do i have to leave ? langston : you really want to risk her seeing you ? starr : i 'm not scared of her . langston : what if she 's waiting for cole ? starr : you think ? [ langston sighs ] starr : what ? langston : such an idiot . this is n't about cole 's mom , this is about cole . starr : no , it 's not . langston : yes , it is . you still have a thing for that pill - pushing poster boy for anger management issues . starr : langston , stop it . why -- stop it , okay ? langston : cole thornhart 's a conceited egomaniac -- starr : his mom -- langston : who gets his kicks by pushing you around -- starr : stop it , that 's enough ! langston : and you like it ! starr : stop it ! cole : hey . singer : i 'm trying to deal in fact , i 'm there for the change [ scene_break ] nora : is this seat taken ? singer : beautiful marty : i think it was reserved just for you . nora : oh , good , because i did call the maitre d ' in advance . marty : uh - huh . well , i 'm sure he recommended you sit anywhere but with the town pariah . nora : and when have i ever listened to anybody 's better judgment , hmm ? marty : is that an insult or a compliment ? nora : i 'm glad to see you out and about . marty : yeah , i 've just kind of been keeping a low profile since the trial . nora : okay , what the hell were you thinking testifying on spencer 's behalf ? marty : you think i made a mistake ? nora : do you ? singers : and what would he tell you ? you fooled us again singer : they say [ scene_break ] todd : maybe i chose the wrong torture . maybe a month in a padded cell in a straitjacket would do the trick . [ spencer laughs ] spencer : i knew it . i knew you did n't have the guts to kill me , manning . todd : you know , when i was a kid , i used to catch flies in a glass . and then i 'd take them out and let the sun go through the glass , and they 'd just fry . of course , the longer it took , the happier i was . spencer : yeah . i used to do the same thing but in the name of science , you know ? the thing is , whacking a human being -- it 's a whole different ball game , manning . you could n't even kill margaret . who you kidding ? todd : yeah , because she was carrying my child . if she had n't been carrying my child , i would 've enjoyed every moment of her death . just like i 'm going to do with you , my friend , unless you tell me where my son is . let 's hear it . spencer : go to hell . todd : all right . i 'm going to go home to my family now . you know , i 'll bet you 're thirsty . you know , you can die of thirst . think about that . make use of this water . it might prolong your life a couple more hours . spencer : all right , all right , all right ! wait , wait , wait , wait , wait , i 'll -- uh -- okay , okay , okay , i 'll tell you where your brat kid is . i 'll tell you . [ scene_break ] blair : spencer 's unpredictable . dorian : and dangerous and on the loose . blair : oh , thank you so much for trying to cheer me up . dorian : well , the good news is he 's smart . he 'll get as far away from here as possible , especially if he knows todd is gunning for him -- dit - dit -- not literally . blair : yeah , well , you might as well say that because todd is not going to be happy until spencer is dead , especially if he knows that this baby is spencer 's . dorian : we do n't know that yet . blair : oh , yeah ? well , why should my luck change now ? h ? [ dorian sighs ] blair : i want my family back , but , no . `` we have to send the man that you love to death row , make your daughter hate you . and if you have n't suffered enough , blair , we are going to make you pregnant with the man who sent your husband to death row in the first place . `` dorian : you 're being melodramatic . blair : no , it 's my life . and i want my family back . it 's not going to happen if this baby is spencer 's . dr. chen : hi , blair . dr. lord , i hear you 've been threatening my secretary . dorian : oh , not at all . maybe you should get yourself a new secretary . blair : um -- do you have the d.n.a . results ? dr. chen : and the c.v.s . we know everything we can about your baby . [ scene_break ] jessica : wow , layla , these are really cute . it looks like yours and adriana 's lingerie business is really shaping up -- do n't mind the pun . layla : oh , i 'm used to the puns -- rex never quits -- but thanks . we 're really working our tails off . jessica : yeah , i can tell . wow . layla : would you wear that ? jessica : yeah , in a heartbeat -- which is as long as it would be on my body before antonio ripped it off . layla : um -- t.m.i . -- jessica : oh . layla : but i 'm glad you liked it . so , what 's this big occasion ? jessica : antonio and i just want to hang out with you , that 's it . layla : since when ? it 's not like we hang out together ever . jessica : well , that 's something that i 'd like to change . you look really nice , by the way . i love that dress . layla : oh , i do n't feel nice . i feel exhausted from sewing all day . am i growing a hunchback ? you can tell me . jessica : oh , come on , it 's all in your head . a night out will revive you . layla : not if i run into vincent . jessica : well , antonio and i will run interference . layla : so it 's just you , me , and antonio ? jessica : uh -- and a friend of mine is coming , could be showing up . layla : a male friend ? jessica : honestly , if you 're not into it , just say the word and i 'll take you home , okay ? layla : i guess it 's not a good idea to say no to the boss ' wife , huh ? jessica : yeah . smart lady . [ phone rings ] jessica : oh -- layla : i want to know more about this `` friend . `` jessica : i 'll tell you about him in the car . just go get your coat . hello ? antonio : hey . you with someone ? jessica : yeah , i 'm with layla . we 're coming to capricorn . is nash there yet ? antonio : yeah . yeah . what are the bree issues you need to talk about ? jessica : just make sure he stays . antonio : well -- huh -- that 's going to be a lot easier said than done . you 're not on his list of favorite people right now . jessica : oh -- he 'll get over that . just play the bree card -- that works every time . okay , we 'll see you soon . love ya . bye . you ready ? layla : lead the way . jessica : let 's go . [ scene_break ] nash : i wish i did n't have a woman in my life , but your wife is in my life , and she thinks i 'm a loser ! antonio : she does n't think you 're a loser . if she did , she would n't even bother . nash : so why is she so fixated at fixing me up ? antonio : because she just wants you to be happy . nash : `` be happy `` ? antonio : yes . nash : is she feeling guilty because she chose you over me ? antonio : no . she just thinks that , you know , you might be lonely . ahem . nash : being alone does not necessarily mean that you 're feeling lonely . antonio : well , look , i 'm not the one you need to convince . nash : ca n't you distract her somehow ? antonio : huh . nash : help her find a hobby . get -- get her to redecorate that lord mansion -- it 's very out - of - date . antonio : she 's not easily distracted . nash : i 'm doomed . antonio : you know , funny enough -- six months ago , i would 've said , you know , `` just wait it out , she 'll move on to something else . `` nash : what changed ? antonio : hey , you tell me . personally , i think it 's tess . nash : all right , i 'm out of here . antonio : you got something better to do ? nash : yeah , as a matter of fact , i do . i got to decorate my christmas tree , make myself some eggnog for that pity party i 'm throwing myself . antonio : well , that can wait . she 'll be here in about five minutes . nash : no , you know what ? i can talk to her about brennan time . i 've had just about as much of your wife as i can take for one day -- oh , i did n't mean that . antonio : yeah , you did . nash : you want to beat me up ? antonio : uh -- no . nash : ah . she 's nice . she 's very , very nice . she 's trying to be nice . i 'm just a little tired of trying to fix my life , you know ? antonio : you know , nash , i could think of worse things than having jessica care about you . nash : oh , and now you 're trying to fix my life ? i really got to go . jessica : not so fast . antonio : hi . jessica : hey , babe . antonio : just in time . jessica : uh -- layla , nash , you guys know each other , right ? layla : this is the `` friend `` ? nash : why do i got a feeling i walked right into this ? [ antonio laughs ] antonio : me , too . nash : so , are we here to talk about brennan , or are layla and i being set up ? [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] nora : you 're sitting here poring over your notes on spencer . marty : yeah . so ? nora : so you having second thoughts about his insanity defense ? marty : no . i am just making sure that everything is in order . nora : okay . yeah . you know he 's as sane as you and i . marty : i did not realize you got your medical degree while i was away . nora : yeah . marty -- marty : look , even if he did scam me -- which he did n't -- his life at wingdale is not going to be easy . nora : no , i hope it 's heinous . but i 'm not worried about him . marty : well , then why -- look , you do n't have to worry about me , okay ? i 'm -- i 'm fine . nora : you sure ? marty : yeah . nora : okay . then please explain to me why you came back here -- a woman alone with a child -- back to llanview , right into the middle of todd manning 's circle of hell . marty : i did n't testify to get back at todd . todd and i are ancient history . nora : he raped you . marty : yes . and i have moved on . nora : moving back here is n't moving on , marty . marty : you know , the two of you have a history , yet you 're still here , and -- and you prosecuted him , so i think i should be asking how you are . nora : okay , i stayed because i got married , and i prosecuted him because i was the d.a . and i did n't have a choice . marty : maybe i felt like i did n't have a choice , either . nora : yeah , you did . this was n't a job , it was a case . and you could 've said no , but you did n't . why ? why ? why would you come back here ? what , are you trying to prove something -- that you can be objective ? marty : well , i -- i am objective . nora : i 'm not questioning your objectivity ; i 'm questioning your motivation . you need to be really honest with yourself about this . if you ca n't be honest with yourself , how do you expect your patients to be honest with you , or your son to be honest with you ? marty : you know , you do n't know what you 're talking about . nora : yeah , i do , because i 've been there and i 've done that . i deluded myself many times into doing something for one reason when , actually , i did it for a completely different reason , and delusions can be very dangerous , marty . they can destroy you . you do n't want that because you 're all your son has left . [ scene_break ] cole : i did n't mean to interrupt . i was just meeting my mom . langston : i 'm sure you did n't .. starr : hey , langston , you know that ketchup you were talking about before ? why do n't we go get it ? langston : what ? starr : i told you to shut up . langston : i did n't say anything behind his back that i would n't have said to his face . starr : what about to my face ? you act like i still like him . langston : i call it as i see it . starr : well , then you 're blind . langston : get over yourself , starr . you know what your problem is ? starr : that my best friend is turning into my mother ? langston : if i was your mother , you 'd be in a convent . starr : you 're sick . langston : you 're delusional . keep making goo - goo eyes at him and that 's exactly where you 're going . starr : i ca n't just ignore him . langston : he took steroids . starr : he stopped . langston : he tried to attack you . starr : but he 's sorry . langston : his mom freed the man who put your dad on death row . starr : his mom , not him . langston : you 've really fallen for him , have n't you ? starr : no , i 'm not . langston : i 'm sure your parents will buy that just as much as i have . do you have a death wish ? starr : this is my life , langston , and my decisions . langston : fine . good luck with that . you 're going to need it . singer : somewhere , someday baby , i know [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm waiting . spencer : oh , just turn off the water first , todd . come on , i ca n't take it anymore . todd : no , tell me what i need to know . spencer : i ca n't take it anymore ! just turn it off ! todd : where 's my son , spencer ? spencer : all right , i 'll -- i 'll tell you . how do i know you 're not going to kill me after i tell you ? i need some kind of reassurance , man . todd : like what ? spencer : like -- like , get a witness in here , like someone who 's not going to turn you over to the cops , but someone who 's not going to let you kill me . like -- todd : like who ? spencer : like -- blair ? [ spencer laughs ] [ scene_break ] dr. chen : the lab performed a number of tests . blair : and ? dr. chen : and the baby is healthy . there are no indications of chromosomal abnormalities . dorian : oh , that 's wonderful . blair : were you able to , you know , test the paternity ? dr. chen : i 'm sure you already know this , but no d.n.a . test is accurate . dorian : but the lab can conclude near - probability ? dr. chen : and we can say with 99.9 % certainty the d.n.a . on the hair sample matches the d.n.a . of your unborn child . blair : the baby 's todd 's ! yes ! [ scene_break ] jessica : of course this is n't a setup . nash : oh . well , what is this , then ? layla : hmm . jessica : this is four friends catching up . antonio : hey , listen , if you 've got something better to do , do n't feel compelled to stay . layla : i 'm so over sewing today . nash : my christmas tree can wait . jessica : great . nash : great . jessica : great , let 's get a table . layla : great . nash : we 're all great . jessica : so what looks good ? nash : uh , 1986 was a good year -- look at the color . ah , what an aroma . smooth taste . layla : tastes like red wine to me . and a side salad -- and tell jackie to hold the cucumbers . waitress : one no - cuke for layla , dressing on the side , lose the croutons , extra cheese . layla : that 's right . [ a few lines missing ] nash : of course i cried in that movie -- i cried tears of boredom . layla : okay , you totally missed the point -- he sacrificed his life for hers , and she never forgot him . nash : you know what i never forgot ? i never forgot the 3 1/2 hours of my life that i wasted with that sentimental piece of crap . layla : okay , excuse me . i have to go wash your bad taste off my hands . move out my way . nash : well , how did my bad taste get on your hands ? jessica : ahem . well , you did n't have to be that hard on her , nash . nash : did you like that movie ? jessica : oh , it 's not about the movie . nash : hmm -- how about that wine comment ? antonio : well , the -- the salad - bar comment did n't help . jessica : you could at least just give her a chance , nash . what , are you leaving ? nash : i 'm going to the bar -- for a drink -- so the little miss `` it 's just red wine `` wo n't have to endure the agony of watching me enjoy my drink . jessica : not a word . antonio : ahem . [ scene_break ] starr : i guess you heard that . cole : pretty much . starr : look , langston just does n't know what she 's talking about , and sometimes she just does n't know when to shut up . cole : no , she 's a good friend . you know , and everything she said about me -- well , she 's right . [ scene_break ] marty : and you 're the perfect parent ? nora : no , of course not . marty : you know , i can take todd blaming me , and i can even take blair hating me , but i 'm not going to sit here and let you lecture me about how to raise my son . nora : okay , marty , i 'm not lecturing you about raising your son . i 'm talking about honesty . you need to be honest about why you came back to llanview , about being over todd . marty : i am . nora : no , you 're not . no one ever gets over todd . and when people go after todd , it 's for some very obvious reasons . marty : really ? like what ? nora : like justice , like vengeance , a death wish -- whatever . is this -- is this about justice ? marty : hmm . no , todd has had his share of bad karma . nora : okay , then it is it vengeance ? marty : this is ridiculous . nora : no , it 's not . what would patrick say ? i mean , if patrick was alive , would you even have come back to llanview and dared to take the case ? [ scene_break ] todd : ouch , that hurt . spencer : look , blair 's the only solution to this . she wo n't turn you over to the cops , but she wo n't let you kill me , manning . get it off ! todd : you do n't know her at all . she wants you dead , brother . spencer : i know her better than you think i do . let her tell me herself . todd : okay . you know , i told her everything . she said she wants me to kill you . [ spencer chuckles ] spencer : you 're lying . todd : no . she said i should take a knife and -- and amputate certain portions of your anatomy . spencer : hmm . todd : i wo n't tell you what portions . spencer : oh , can guess . todd : let 's just hope she did n't follow me . spencer : yeah , i know what parts you 're talking about . she did n't follow you . you would n't let her follow you . you would n't put her in that sort of situation . todd : maybe , maybe not . but you wo n't find out until you tell me where my son is . otherwise -- bam , you 're dead . [ phone rings ] todd : ooh . hold on a second . let 's see who this is . well , speak of the devil -- the she - devil . spencer : huh . todd : it 's she . think about your options , buddy -- life or death . get back to me . yo ! blair : hey . where are you ? todd : i 'm just taking care of our guest . blair sends her love . blair : just forget about spencer . i -- i need to see you now . todd : i ca n't -- our favorite lying murderer is about to spill everything . blair : todd , i know that 's important , but i really , really need to see you . todd : ca n't you tell me now ? blair : it 's not something i can say over the phone , okay ? todd : what ? what 's wrong ? what -- whatever it is , we can deal with it . just tell me . blair : i 'm pregnant . [ scene_break ] singer : love is a bridge you can cross nash : oh , damn . layla : you 're doing it wrong . nash : of course i am . layla : pull it through from the inside of your jacket . nash : oh . how ? layla : take it off . give it to me . singer : love is a shelter nash : so , how did you become the expert in thread pulling ? layla : it 's actually an ancient skill passed on from one generation of williamson women to the next . nash : wow . layla : here you go . nash : thanks . you fixed it . layla : yep . when you do as much sewing as i do , you learn a trick or two . nash : really ? layla : mm - hmm . nash : huh . i thought you were an actress . layla : and a bouncer , baker , candlestick maker . i did everything to make ends meet . nash : where 'd the sewing come in ? layla : adriana cramer and i are going into business together designing lingerie . nash : really ? well , i guess that 's where the `` i 'm done with sewing for the day `` came in . layla : mm - hmm . nash : you got my vote . layla : well , do i have your cash ? we 're looking for financing . nash : funny -- so am i. i got a business , too . layla : i know -- your winery . nash : yeah . layla : you mentioned it about 10 times during dinner . nash : oh really ? layla : mm - hmm . nash : was i as boring ? layla : hmm -- huh . no , i 'm just kidding . i 'd actually like to know how you did it . nash : well , we could talk about it later . layla : very good . [ scene_break ] cole : langston was looking out for you . there 's nothing wrong with that . starr : there is a long line of people looking out for me -- one more and my lifeboat will sink . cole : yeah , but sometimes friends can make you listen when no one else can . starr : and sometimes they make you wish you were deaf . cole : no , i 'm serious . you know , gabe was selling me steroids and -- and i wanted to quit , but he told me -- he convinced me not to . starr : gabe was not your friend . cole : well , i thought he was , you know ? and coach was -- was always lecturing us about staying away from that stuff and , you know , if a real friend had told me , then maybe i would 've listened . starr : you do n't know that . cole : if you 'd told me , i would have . you know , you are really lucky that you have a friend who tells you stuff that you do n't want to hear . starr : yeah , well , sometimes it does n't feel that way . cole : langston 's right . your folks are never going to change their mind about me . starr : which is so unfair . cole : no , it 's not . i deserve it . starr : you do n't . cole : you know , i should 've never asked you to be my friend again . starr : i did n't have to say yes . cole : i put you in a really bad position , okay ? you know , and -- from now on -- from now on , i 'm just going to leave you alone . starr : what about what i want ? [ scene_break ] nora : i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry to bring patrick into this , i really am . marty : just forget it . nora : i know you love him and you miss him like hell . and it may have seemed like such a cheap shot . marty : i miss him every day . nora : i know , and it just does n't seem like the pain 's ever going to go away . marty : i just try not to think about it . nora : marty ? going after todd is not going to make it easier . [ scene_break ] [ todd groans ] blair : todd ? are you there , todd ? todd , answer me . what 's going on ? spencer : hello , blair . it 's so nice to hear your voice again . no , todd ca n't come to the phone right now -- but i 'd be more than happy to take a message . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jessica : they act like i 'm a mass murderer and it 's not even a date . antonio : well , why did you lie to nash about your reason for meeting ? and why bring layla into it ? jessica : because i thought that maybe they 'd want to see each other again . [ antonio chuckles ] antonio : i was unaware that `` matchmaker `` was on your resume . jessica : i was unaware `` smart aleck `` was on yours . i just -- this whole christmas thing is just getting nash down . i just wanted to see him smile . antonio : well , did you thin that setting him up like this would -- would do that ? jessica : oh , i do n't know . you always say layla 's such a nice girl . antonio : well , she is , honey , but she also just broke up with vincent jones and she might not be ready to start seeing someone yet . jessica : i 'm not talking about marriage -- maybe a friendship . antonio : look , honey , you know that manipulating people 's lives never works . jessica : i really blew it , did n't i ? antonio : well , maybe not . [ scene_break ] singer : you say that you 're truth and i want to believe but i watch what you do and i see what i see nash : are they looking ? singer : so i got to be true layla : oh , yeah . singer : to me nash : then hit it . ah . all right , moving on to the second step . layla : go for it . score one for the home team . nash : oh , yeah ? would a kiss be too much ? layla : do n't push your luck , wine boy . nash : okay , design girl . layla : this was fun . nash : yes . layla : too bad it has to end . nash : does it ? [ scene_break ] singer : better be good to me antonio : well , it looks like your plan might work after all . jessica : lucky me . [ scene_break ] nora : i know that you and cole miss patrick very much . marty : yes . why are you bringing this up ? nora : because when patrick died , that hurt you . and it made you angry . and when you 're angry and -- and hurt , it makes sense to want to hurt somebody else , and todd is the logical target . marty : no . i do n't want to hurt todd . i just want to forget about him . nora : then why did you move back to llanview ? marty : because llanview was my home . it 's been for a long time . nora : getting vengeance on todd , it just -- no one would blame you . marty : that is not what i 'm doing . nora : okay . good . because as much as he says he 's changed , he has n't , and as tough as you think you are , he 's tougher . he plays dirty , marty . marty : i know . nora : okay . i 'm just worried about you . i know what it 's like to be a woman alone with a child . that 's all . marty : thanks for caring . nora : yes . and that ends the unwanted advice portion of this program . i have to go now because my son awaits . marty : hmm . nora : but you know what ? if you ever want to hear some more unsolicited advice that you never really ever want to listen to again , call me . marty : yes . if i am in a masochistic mood , you will be the first person i call . nora : i 'll bring the whips and chains . [ scene_break ] cole : what do you want ? starr : it would be a lot easier for me to tell you what i do n't want . cole : tell me . starr : i do n't want people making decisions for me . cole : i know the feeling . what else ? starr : i -- i do n't want people looking at me like i 'm a problem that they have to solve . i do n't want langston to be mad at me and i do n't want to go to boarding school . cole : your folks are sending you away ? starr : my dad tends to talk about it when he 's angry . cole : why ? starr : because of you . cole : i do n't want to be a problem , i told you . starr : look , cole , i do n't want you to go , okay ? cole : well , i have to . starr : no , you do n't ! you 've made a mistake -- welcome to the real world . i forgive you , cole . start forgiving yourself . singers : way out of my mind cole : thanks . [ scene_break ] blair : you . spencer : do n't react . do n't go to the police , do n't tip them off , do not leave a message behind . if you do , i 'll find out about it and i swear to god , todd is a dead man . do you understand me ? blair : what do you want ? spencer : well , i could really use a cold beer right about now . does anybody else know about todd 's little plan or my whereabouts ? blair : no . spencer : good . you just make sure you keep it that way . ugh ! blair : spencer , what did you do to him ? spencer : nothing compared to what i 'm going to do to him if you do n't do exactly as i say . i want you to go to your bank , empty your account , and bring me the cash . you understand ? blair : come on , it 's not that easy . spencer : well , maybe this will make it a little easier for you . [ moan and coughs ] blair : all right , all right . now , when do you -- when do you want it ? spencer : oh , as soon as you can get here . meet me at the warehouse . you know the place , right ? blair : i 'll be there . spencer : good . oh , and , blair , just a friendly reminder -- come alone . blair : what about todd ? spencer : oh , he 'll be fine as long as you bring the money . you think she believed me , todd ? you should 've killed me when you had the chance . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh . you talked to todd , he 's meeting you ? what 's going on ? blair : later . dorian : no . do n't give me that `` later . `` we 're talking about it now . [ scene_break ] spencer : ah ! [ spencer groans ] todd : you son of a bitch . [ scene_break ] blair : please just move out of the way , dorian . dorian : no , i 'm not going to . what 's going on ? tell me . did -- is todd threatening you or the baby ? blair : he does n't even know that i 'm pregnant yet . dorian : you did n't tell him ? blair : no , i did n't . he 's in some kind of trouble and i 've got to stop him or jack and starr could be in danger . now , please move out of the way . dorian : what do you want me to do ? blair : you can -- you can pick up jack from the babysitter and take him home with you , all right ? dorian : done . blair : and just please make sure he 's not -- he 's not out of your sight for a minute , dorian , all right ? dorian : all right , blair . now , what -- what are you up to ? blair : oh , i 'm just going to save my family . [ scene_break ] [ nash laughs ] layla : are you serious ? did he really fall into the vat of grapes ? nash : yeah -- no . i learned just every spanish swear word in the book that week . his skin was dyed purple for a month . layla : oh , my god . nash : yeah . [ layla chuckles ] jessica : you guys having fun ? layla : you know , nash is n't so uptight after all . nash : and layla has a tight sense of humor . antonio : great . well , i -- if you 'll excuse me , i got to get back to work and i will -- i will see you later . jessica : okay . bye . [ latin music plays ] layla : oh . do you dance ? nash : about as well as i bore people . layla : oh , is that a yes ? nash : well , i 'll tell you what -- i 'll meet you on the dance floor . [ layla laughs ] nash : and you be the judge . layla : all right . deal . nash : all right . jessica : uh -- have fun , you guys . nash : oh , we will . [ scene_break ] [ slow music plays ] singers : way out of my mind cole : i 'll see you around . starr : well , when ? marty : this is a bad idea , guys . cole : what ? marty : you know what . cole : oh , come on , mom . we were just talking . marty : yes . well , since the party , your parents do n't want you anywhere near cole . they would be furious if they knew he was here . starr : well , actually , i think my parents right now are furious that you decided to testify for spencer truman . why did you do it anyway ? to get back at my dad for what he did to you in college ? by helping out his worst enemy ? [ scene_break ] todd : nowhere to go but down , truman . spencer : after you . todd : no , you first . spencer : you know , margaret named her son t.j. , todd jr. -- is n't that cute ? little button nose , margaret 's eyes , had your hands , little fingers -- you know , so strong -- todd : where is he ? spencer : just looking for something to grab on to . well , it was quite obvious he was going to turn out to be just like his old man , and i could n't let that happen , todd . todd : where is he ? spencer : he 's dead . okay ? i killed him . okay ? [ groaning ] todd : ah ! spencer : come here . you know what ? i put him in a plastic bag -- blair : todd ? spencer : and i threw him in the ocean . blair : get off of him , spencer ! spencer : that 's exactly what i did . now he 's shark bait -- you hear me ? blair : get off of him ! i swear -- todd : blair ? blair ! [ next_on ] roxy : you and antonio could go , but that does n't mean that the party has to end . nash and layla are n't done with their date . bo : i believe that finding your mom and dad could lead us to spencer truman . spencer : she 's dead , todd -- you killed her .
todd has his gun to the spencer 's chest , trying to convince him to tell where his boy is . spencer will not do it . he does n't care about the gun . `` go to hell ! `` is how he responds . he fiddles with the cuffs behind his back . todd decides to go home and give spencer time to think . `` wait ! i will tell you where your brat is . `` spencer says that he wants to tell about the boy but is afraid that todd will kill him afterwards . he wants blair there to witness this . todd laughs . he tells that blair knows about this and told him to cut off some body parts . spencer does n't believe it . todd gets a call and turns his back on spencer . spencer takes the time to work on his cuffs . `` blair sends her love , `` todd jokes . spencer keeps working while todd 's back is to him . blair is telling todd on the phone that she has something to tell him . he wants to know now ; she wants to tell this in person . `` come on , tell me now . `` thwack ! todd is hit over the head . `` i am pregnant , `` blair says , but todd is on the ground and the phone has flown out of his hand . he never gets the news . spencer overpowers todd and stands over him . he hits him a couple of times with a two by four and kicks him repeatedly . blair hears scuffling and asks what is going on . spencer picks up the phone , telling that she had better go and empty her account and bring the money to the warehouse , or todd will be in trouble . he kicks todd twice more to emphasize his point . blair will do it . meanwhile , spencer holds todd 's gun over him and gloats . todd manages to hurt the man from his position on the floor . spencer bends to grab his leg in pain and while doing that , he drops the gun . todd is regaining his strength and spencer knows that this is n't good . he makes his way out the door , only to find that he is on a rooftop . when he turns , he finds that todd is behind him . `` where is my son ? `` spencer says that margaret gave birth to little tj and he felt that he had to make sure that the kid did n't turn out to be anything like his father . `` so i killed him ! i killed him ! i put him in a plastic bag ! `` he shouts at todd . todd rushes him and they wrestle . spencer gets control and manages to drag todd to the edge of the rooftop in an effort to toss him over . `` todd ? `` blair has arrived and she runs to the edge of the rooftop to help her man . spencer proves to be a formidable opponent and he manages for a while to keep todd and blair at bay , but then todd finds a surge of energy and makes one great push . the crazy bastard goes flying over the edge of the rooftop , and unfortunately , blair goes over with him ! `` blair ! `` todd looks over the edge at the both of them .
gigi : bad time ? viki : oh , hi , honey , no , never , never . come in . gigi : thanks . viki : yeah . hey . gigi : hi . viki : hi . gigi : how are charlie and natalie doing ? viki : uh , they 're having a real rough time . charlie 's been going to meetings every single day , and he 's there now , right now actually , and poor natalie , i hope she 's still asleep because on top of everything else that 's happened to her , she was actually in the room when mitch tried to kill himself . gigi : oh , god . viki : you know , this family has survived mitch laurence before . we 'll do it again . but unfortunately , he always manages to survive us as well , you know . anyway , how are you ? is everything all right ? gigi : oh , viki , i hate laying this on you when your family is going through so much -- viki : gigi , you 're my family , too , okay ? what 's up ? gigi : i just wanted you know that you wo n't be seeing me around here very much for a while . viki : are you and rex going somewhere ? gigi : no , we 're not . i am . [ scene_break ] rex : hey , how does chocolate chip pancakes suit you ? shane : are you giving me these because you and mom are breaking up ? she talked to me as soon as i woke up . she did n't even let me brush my teeth . rex : your mom and i agreed that we should talk to you separately . that way you can ask each of us questions ... shane : without worrying that the other one would feel weird . yeah , she told me that , too . rex : what else did she tell you ? shane : that she needs time to go away and think . rex : okay . any questions ? shane : yeah . what does she need to think about ? [ scene_break ] stacy : hey , it 's me . kim : hey , girl , how 'd the checkup go ? stacy : mother and baby are both fine . kim : and rex did n't show up because he 's still dealing with his crazy father who tried to off himself . stacy : mm - hmm . that 's right . kim : wow , that 's a lucky break for you . stacy : yeah . here 's hoping your plan goes as smoothly as mine . kim : it should just as long as clint does n't figure out it was me who got nigel 's cousin nevil to out his cheating wife . [ scene_break ] [ clatter ] nigel : oh , dear . what happened here ? clint : i had a choice . throw something or start shooting . now i realize i still have time to do both . nigel : are you all right , sir ? clint : yeah . i just got a lot to think about , nigel . i want you to know , though , how -- how much i appreciate your honesty . nigel : sir . [ scene_break ] nora : hey there . bo : hey , bud . greg : congratulations , matthew . you are out of here . matthew : but is dani okay ? you know , i ca n't leave until i find out about -- bo : she 's fine . she 's fine . so is blair . nora : we actually wanted to tell you about it last night , but by the time we got back here , you were out like a light . matthew : well , what about dani 's father ? is he okay ? [ scene_break ] téa : have they found ross ? todd : no . he has n't said anything yet . how 's dani ? téa : the doctor 's examined her . physically she 's fine , but emotionally , how can she be ? police are taking her statement now . todd : should n't you be in there with her ? téa : she asked them to escort me out . i left on my own . [ scene_break ] elijah : i was just at the bridge . they 're dragging the river . blair : well , did they find the body ? elijah : not yet . police do n't think there 's any chance ross survived , though , so -- dani : no ! my father is alive ! [ scene_break ] gigi : how did his surgery go ? viki : unfortunately he 's going to live . gigi : oh . i do n't know how rex is going to take the news . since he found out mitch is his father , it 's really done a number on him . viki : yeah , jessie told me about that , and i 'm not surprised that it would upset him . does that have something to do with why you 're going away ? gigi : i almost wish it did . viki : do n't tell me your sister 's up to her old tricks . gigi : believe it or not , she is not the problem this time . viki : so what is ? gigi : you 're looking at it . [ scene_break ] rex : what did your mom say when you asked her ? shane : that she needed to work things out and it would be better for everyone else if she did that somewhere else . i thought families were supposed to work things out together . rex : you say that to her ? shane : no . i tried to guilt - trip her , so i asked if she stopped loving us . rex : shane ! shane : what ? she does it to me . rex : look , i do not want you getting mad or upset with your mom about any of this . taking this time off was not just her idea . she and i both agreed that it was the best thing . shane : so you 're giving mom space ? rex : sometimes when you love somebody , you have to give them time to figure things out for themselves . shane : but what if she takes all this time and figures out that she does n't want to be with you anymore ? is mom gon na end up with schuyler ? [ scene_break ] stacy : so what 's next ? kim : wish me luck . i 've got to be sexy , classy , sympathetic , and surprised all at the same time . stacy : ha ha ! i 'm sure they 're engraving the oscar already . kim : thanks , but the only prize i 'm after is clint buchanan . [ scene_break ] clint : i appreciate your honesty , nigel , and i ... i also appreciate your discretion . nigel : of course , sir . clint : and that will be all . i do n't feel much like talking . nigel : very well . i 'll get something to clear this up . [ takes deep breath ] [ scene_break ] shaun : do n't you ever scare me like that again . what 's wrong with you , getting yourself taken hostage by some gun - toting maniac ? destiny : it 's not like i did it on purpose . shaun : you know , that rayburn guy is lucky i was n't there , 'cause i would have blown him away . destiny : just what we need . shaun : well , i 'm glad you 're home safe and sound . how was your flight ? destiny : great . i had the aisle seat , mom was in the middle , and rachel was chatting by the window . shaun : mom give her a talking - to ? destiny : all 5 hours . shaun : that 's what i 'm talking about . how 's matthew doing ? what 's going on ? destiny : he 's doing great . he 's good enough to come home . shaun : so where is he ? destiny : he said he 's not leaving until he knows his new friend dani was okay . shaun : so he 's waiting around for some dude ? destiny : dani 's short for danielle . she 's a girl . a really pretty girl . [ scene_break ] nora : sweetie , dani 's father was trying to take her across the border into canada . bo : but before he could , we trapped him on a bridge . he was trying to get dani to jump in with him . matthew : off a bridge ? nora : and that 's when todd manning shot him , and he fell off the bridge into the water . matthew : wait . todd manning shot dani 's father ? bo : yeah . it was either that or rayburn would have pulled dani over the side with him . matthew : so dani 's father 's ... he 's dead ? nora : well , they 're looking for him , sweetie . it does n't look good , though . bo : son , i know it 's hard to understand , but actually , manning did the right thing . he usually would n't stick his neck out for anybody else unless there was something in it for him , but you know , he risked his life to save your friend . matthew : i 'm glad dani 's okay . it 's just ... what 's this like for her ? i mean , she really loved her dad . and now he 's gone . [ scene_break ] dani : my father is not dead ! elijah : dani , i 'm sorry . between the gunshot wound and the fall -- dani : my dad dives off cliffs . he surfs . he swims every day in the ocean . he 's alive . and you 've got to find him , so keep looking . officer : i 'm sorry . we searched all night . dani : well , it 's day now . keep looking . officer : i 'm afraid there 's nothing more we can do . téa : what are you saying ? officer : i 'm making it official . ross rayburn is presumed dead . téa : dani ... dani : do n't touch me ! if my father is dead , it 's because you murdered him . arrest that son of a bitch ! [ scene_break ] schuyler : stacy , is that ham ? do you know that ham contains listeria monocytogenes ? stacy : that 's why i ordered it . schuyler : what -- what is this , a black coffee ? why do n't you just suck up a whole bowl of nicotine ? do you even care about this baby ? stacy : why should you ? it 's not your baby , remember ? we had a deal . you should n't care so much . schuyler : yeah , well , unfortunately i do care . [ scene_break ] destiny : dani 's that rayburn guy 's daughter . he pulled the gun on me so he could take off with her . shaun : that 's rough stuff . destiny : i might not like dani , but i feel for her . her mom would n't let her dad see her . he did n't want to lose her again , so he did something crazy . and dani 's the one caught in the middle . shaun : and you wish that she was going through it with someone who was n't matthew . [ scene_break ] dani : what are you waiting for ? arrest him ! téa : okay , daniella , that 's enough , okay ? we need to get you home so you can rest . dani : i do n't need rest . i need my father , so stop telling me he 's gone . blair : you all right ? todd : so you knew , huh ? you knew she was my daughter and you did n't tell me ? blair : i knew that téa had a child . it was a while before i figured out that it was -- todd : how long have you known ? blair : about two minutes before she pushed me out the window . todd : you had no right to keep that from me . blair : todd , i only kept it from you for a few weeks . it was n't like it was years . and you know what ? i realized that you and dani needed to know the truth . why do you think i sent you here to téa in seattle ? seriously , you have no right to be mad at me . [ scene_break ] téa : we are gon na get through this , i promise you , okay ? but first you have to come home with me . dani : where 's home now ? téa : llanview . dani : llanview is not my home ! there 's nothing for me in llanview . todd : yes , there is . [ scene_break ] viki : how are you the problem ? gigi : i kissed schuyler joplin . viki : is this for real or is it like when you told me you were cheating on rex ? gigi : no , this is real . viki : mmm . gigi : i got drunk 'cause rex took a p.i . job the night that we were supposed to start couples counseling . viki : and ? gigi : and , well , here 's the kicker : he was helping natalie find jared , but i did n't know that , so i got mad . viki : and drunk . gigi : and i ended up spending the night at schuyler 's . viki : and did you two ... gigi : no , no . schuyler was a perfect gentleman . he really took care of me that night . by the way , rex does n't know this . viki : honey , are you leaving rex for schuyler ? gigi : no . i do n't know . maybe . [ scene_break ] rex : why would you ask about schuyler ? and drink your milk ! shane : because you always get weird when schuyler was around or when someone talks about him , especially mom . rex : i do n't get weird ! shane : dad , you 're getting weird right now . what 's the point in letting me ask questions if you 're not gon na answer them ? rex : you 're right . i 'm sorry . shane : so tell me , is mom moving out because of schuyler or not ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : you know , this may seem alien to you , but i do actually care about my offspring . stacy : as much as you care about gigi ? 'cause if she finds out this is your baby and you 've been lying to her all along , she 's definitely not gon na talk to you again . schuyler : yeah , well , you made that clear , so i guess it 's for the best . stacy : no . no , you love gigi . schuyler : yeah , i love gigi . you know what else i loved ? coke , meth , and pills . and you know what i did to get them ? i lied to everyone and i made unholy pacts with unscrupulous people . hey , it 's déja vu . stacy : wait . so you 're addicted to gigi ? schuyler : she 's all i think about . when she 's around , it 's euphoric . when she 's not , it physically hurts . i mean , you do the math . stacy : so call her . it 's not like you 're shooting up . schuyler : no , it 's exactly like shooting up , stacy . i mean , i tell myself i ca n't , but i want to anyway . i remind myself that it 's dangerous , and then i convince myself that i 'm going to anyway , and it goes again and again like that . i mean , it 's classic addiction and withdrawal . stacy : okay , first of all , it is impossible for you to be addicted to someone , okay ? second of all , it 's not addiction ; it 's love , and it 's wonderful and beautiful . schuyler : and deceitful . stacy : okay , you know what ? that 's it . i 'm not gon na sit here waiting for you to decide whether you 're going to shoot your mouth off or not . it 's stressful for the baby , and it 's not good . since you 're just so hell bent to ruin everything , you might as well do it now . schuyler : what -- what are you doing ? stacy : i 'm making it easier on you . i 'm calling gigi , and i 'm telling her you 're my baby daddy . stacy : it 's ringing . schuyler : no , it 's not . stacy : yeah , i did n't call . but now we know no matter how you feel , you 're still not going to do a damn thing about it . but that 's okay . i mean , in the end , you 're gon na have gigi . schuyler : no , i 'm not , and you 're not gon na have rex . we can fantasize all we want , stacy , but those two are staying together . [ scene_break ] rex : what your mom and i are doing is only about her and me , okay ? but i need you to understand that this will not in any way change the way either one of us feel about you . shane : yeah , mom told me that you both love me , she 'll see me all the time . blah , blah , blah . can i ask one last question ? rex : shoot . shane : how long are you giving the separation ? [ scene_break ] gigi : it 's not about me leaving rex or running to schuyler . i just -- i just need some time to myself so i can figure out what i want . viki : how does rex feel about this ? gigi : actually it was his idea . viki : oh ? gigi : sure , rex is being great about it , but he also wants me to get schuyler out of my system . he never liked us hanging out together even when we were just friends . viki : so now you are more than just friends ? gigi : oh , god , all i know is that i feel something for schuyler , and i do n't know if it 's because i 'm still angry at rex about stacy or maybe i 'm just grateful to schuyler because he was there for me when rex was n't . or maybe it 's more . maybe i really ... see , i 'm really confused . viki : how long have you felt this way ? gigi : a while . viki : aw . you do know that eventually you 're gon na have to decide , choose between them ? gigi : i know . you ca n't have 3 people in a relationship . [ scene_break ] nigel : oh . miss andrews . it 's you . kim : i need to see mr. buchanan . nigel : i do n't believe he 's seeing anyone this m -- kim : mr. buchanan ! ah , i 'm so glad you 're all right . when you did n't show up to that 8 : 00 meeting , i -- clint : the furman acquisition . god almighty , i forgot all about it . kim : do n't worry . i took care of everything . i told them you had another family emergency , and then i stuffed them with coffee and croissants and sent them on their way with some b.e . t - shirts . from the blood drive . um , here 's everything from your inbox ... just in case you want to work again from home . nigel : begging your pardon , but i handle mr. buchanan 's affairs at home . clint : nigel , you have to take renee to her checkup . nigel : quite right , sir . i 'll see if she 's ready . kim : i 'm sorry to bother you like this . i just figured it had to be something just awful for you to miss that meeting . clint : you could say that , yeah . kim : oh , no . what ? clint : i 'd rather not discuss it . kim : oh , my god , what am i doing ? this is so not my business . after all , you have nigel to help you with your problems , and your wife , of course . clint : my wife is the problem because she 's in love with my brother . [ scene_break ] nora : sweetheart , i know this is a lot to deal with right now , but you got to remember , dani 's okay , right ? bo : and we do need to get you home . greg : and once you 're back in llanview , you can start your physical therapy . remember we talked about how important that is ? matthew : and where 's dani now ? bo : she 's at the police station . matthew : okay , then , let 's go . nora : wh -- where are you going ? matthew : i ca n't leave town without seeing dani . nora : well -- greg : whoa , whoa . whoa , whoa . hey , nice try . you 're not ready to walk just yet . bo : way to go , son . if you 're that determined to see your friend , i guess we 'd better take you there , huh ? [ scene_break ] destiny : i 'm not jealous . shaun : no , no . you 're jealous , and it 's cool . you know , when someone looks like a fashion model , you know , has been around , has more experience with the opposite sex and saves lives ... destiny : hey , we 're not talking about greg coming between you and rachel . we 're talking about dani coming between me and matthew . shaun : and does this dani know that she 's coming in between anybody ? does matthew even know how you feel ? i did n't think so . destiny : i 'll tell him when he gets home . with any luck , dani 's mother will take her to the other end of the world . [ scene_break ] todd : you family 's in llanview . téa : your home is there with me now , okay ? and your uncle eli is there , all right ? dani : you 're kidding , right ? after what you people did to my dad ? you backed him into a corner , and then blame him for trying to get out of it ! you 're not my family , none of you ! todd : but there 's more than that , dani . i mean , there 's a lot more than you think . dani : the many fine museums ? todd : no , no . i mean -- téa : not now , todd , okay , not here . blair : just let todd talk , okay ? dani : yes , please . i 'd love to hear what this guy has to say . todd : dani -- dani : the man who killed my father . you took away the one person i love most in this world . i will never forget that , and i will never , never forgive you ! todd : okay -- dani : stay the hell away from me ! i hate you ! do you hear me ? i 'm going to hate you for the rest of my life ! téa : dani , this was not todd 's fault , okay ? dani : so todd did n't aim a gun at my dad ? todd did n't put a bullet in my father and knock him off a bridge ? because i was there ! i could have sworn it was todd ! téa : okay . we 're not gon na talk about this now . dani : just stop it ! téa : we 're gon na go home ! dani : stop trying to be my mother ! you ca n't be that anymore . i need to get out of here . i have to get away from all of you , especially you . i wish it was you who were dead . i just want my daddy . [ scene_break ] [ nora sighs ] bo : sorry about the detour to the police station . nora : oh , he was determined to see her . i just did n't expect that . bo : what , that he 'd act like a buchanan ? nora : yeah , that . bo : well , so , we can get home tonight instead of this afternoon . nora : yeah , and then i have the pleasure of telling clint that i ca n't stay married to him because i 'm in love with his brother . god , i hate this . bo : we waited way too long . he deserves to know . [ scene_break ] clint : it was an inappropriate thing to say to you . i apologize . kim : that 's all right . you can trust me . i wo n't say anything . clint : thank you . kim : except this . i do n't understand how someone could be unfaithful to such a wonderful man . clint : i appreciate what you 're trying to do , but we 've only just met . you do n't know me . kim : you 're right , i do n't , but i 've seen the way you 've treated your staff and the way you 've been treating me , and it 's obvious you do n't deserve this . clint : well , i agree with you there . kim : i know it might not seem like it right now , but in the long run , it 's for the best . you 'll see . [ phone rings ] clint : hello , nora . nora : hey , i was just calling to let you know that we found dani , and she 's safe . it 's a long story , though . clint : well , then you 're gon na have to tell me everything once you get home . nora : well , that 's the other thing , is that we have one short stop to make , and then , um , matthew and i are coming home tonight . clint : tonight , huh ? will bo be with you ? nora : uh , well , i do n't know if , uh , he has something that he needs to do here , but if he does n't , then yeah , i guess . um , well , i should -- i should probably go . i love you . clint : i 'm sorry . we 've got a terrible connection . i can no longer hear what you 're saying to me , nora . [ scene_break ] gigi : so the plan is i 'm gon na take some time off from rodi 's , go somewhere and clear my head . viki : that 's good . that 's very smart . gigi : i thought i would crash on noelle and moe 's couch until i figure out what to do next . viki : okay . hang on a second , okay ? viki : okay , this is for you . gigi : what does this go to ? viki : this opens a very nice , very peaceful cabin that i own on llantano mountain . gigi : are you kidding ? viki : no , honey , i 'm not kidding . i think maybe this is one decision you do n't have to make , okay ? gigi : i really love you . viki : oh , honey , i love you , too . i really do . now , uh , it 's off of llantano mountain road , okay ? the address is right here . enjoy the cabin . watch out for the bears . gigi : huh . viki : i mean it . and i really hope that you find the answers you 're looking for . gigi : thank you . viki : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] stacy : you know what , schuyler ? you 're right . i do need to start taking better care of myself . huh . schuyler : just take care of the baby . stacy : whose baby ? huh ? schuyler : rex 's . stacy : good boy ! so good . i mean , come on , would you rather a baby with me or a future with gigi ? it 's up to you . schuyler : yeah , well , all i have to do is sacrifice my integrity , which happens to be in short supply these days . stacy : well , look on the bright side . at least gigi likes you . at least you did n't have to get knocked up and then try and prove that you 're not the devil . if anyone 's suffering here , it 's -- schuyler : you . yeah , like always . stacy : exactly . all we need is a window of opportunity , and as soon as that window opens up , even if it 's just a little crack , you can just slide in there and gigi will be waiting . [ scene_break ] rex : i do n't know how long your mom 's gon na be away . not too long , i hope . shane : well , christmas is next week . what are we gon na do about it ? gigi : we 're gon na make sure santa gets your christmas list . rex : or at least that your mom and i get it . gigi : and i 'm gon na talk to you a million times before then . you can call me , too . i 'm also gon na visit . actually , you 're gon na be really sick of me . shane : mom , do n't be gone too long . dad makes lousy pancakes . gigi : ha ! shane : see you guys later . gigi : are you sure we 're doing the right thing ? [ scene_break ] blair : hey , dani , let 's go for a little walk , get some air , okay ? come on . it 'll be all right . téa : i ca n't even comfort my own daughter . todd : she hates me . i saved my daughter 's life , and she hates me . elijah : todd , your daughter just does n't know who her father is , all right ? she 's in a world of pain right now . give her some time to grieve . maybe she 'll get her head on straight in time and you can tell her the whole story . one day , she might even forgive you . téa : yeah , eli 's right . i mean , she just found out about ross . we -- we need to give her time . todd : i know . she just reminded me of someone , you know , when she said that she 'd never forgive me . reminded me of someone who never lets go of anything . [ scene_break ] rex : `` are we doing the right thing ? `` can you say you 're over your feelings for schuyler ? well , then , right or wrong , this is what we have to do . gigi : i 'll go get my bag . [ doorbell rings ] rex : not a good time . stacy : uh , it wo n't take long . i just came back from the obstetrician . gigi : viki is letting me stay in her cabin while we try and work things out . [ scene_break ] shaun : i 'm glad you 're finally gon na tell matthew how you feel . it 's good . destiny : i would have told him , but it was never the right time . i mean , there was the trial , then his parents took him away , then all this with dani happened . shaun : sounds like you 're fresh out of excuses , baby girl . destiny : i know . that 's why i 'm planning something special for when he comes home . [ phone rings ] destiny : hi , greg . greg : hey , i wanted to let you know that matthew 's been discharged . destiny : that 's great . so i guess this means dani 's -- greg : they found her . she 's fine . destiny : i 'll bet matthew 's glad to hear that . so do you know if he 's coming home soon ? greg : i think so . i know his parents want to get him back there as soon as possible . destiny : excellent . all right , destiny out . i know you 're mad at him , but please try to be happy for me . matthew 's coming home . shaun : great . i guess that means your brother 's coming home , too . [ scene_break ] officer : this case is officially closed . téa : okay , let 's go . come on . dani : do n't ! i told you , i do n't want to be anywhere near you , and i sure as hell ca n't live with you ! téa : okay , all right , i know you have every reason to hate me right now , but i am still your mother , and i always will be . okay , you do n't have to talk to me , you do n't even have to look at me , but i 'm afraid you are gon na have to live with me . elijah : she can live with me . after all , i am her uncle . dani : after you double - crossed my father ? blair : yeah , there 's plenty of room at la boulaie . téa : absolutely not . blair : i was just suggesting -- dani : i have a solution . téa : what ? dani : why do n't you take me out back to that bridge and your boyfriend quick draw over there can put a bullet in me , too , because i would rather be dead in the river with my father than spend one more second with any of you ! matthew : you can stay with us . dani : matthew . matthew : i heard about your dad . i 'm so sorry . dani : i ca n't believe he 's really gone . matthew : look , i meant what i said . if you need a place to crash , you can stay with me , my mom , and my uncle clint . that wo n't be a problem , now , will it ? [ scene_break ] kim : really kept your cool with your wife . i do n't think i could have done that . clint : i just did n't know what to say . and now i do n't know what to do . kim : it 's hard when someone you love hurts you like this . sometimes you just want to get them back the exact same way they hurt you . that 's how i always felt when my exes cheated on me . my first thought was always , do n't get mad ; get even . kim : but how could you possibly get even for something like this ? clint : i 'm sure that i will think of something . [ scene_break ] nora : um , i do n't -- i think that , um , dani staying with us is such a good idea right now . matthew : why not ? we have plenty of room . dani : you know what ? it 's okay . téa : wait . nora , a word . téa : okay , i know how you feel about me , all right ? but if you would do this for my daughter , i would be eternally grateful to you . nora : eternally ? téa : she needs a place to calm down , to process her feelings , and to stop hating me . nora : and since when is my place where people go to stop hating you ? téa : i have nowhere else to turn , nora . this wo n't be for a long time , i promise . please , please . nora : dani , we 'd love to have you stay with us . dani : thank you . i promise , it 'll be like i 'm not even there . [ scene_break ] viki : uh , look , i 've got to go to the banner for a little while . i need to see if there 's not something we can do to up the circulation , so i guess i 'll see you later , all right ? i love you , sweetheart . bye - bye . oh . [ indistinct ] [ scene_break ] gigi : what are you doing here ? stacy : oh , it 's just about the baby . gigi : of course it is . rex : how about i walk you out , gigi ? rex : look , while you 're away searching your soul , i just -- i want you to understand one thing : i love you , morasco . gigi : i love you , too , balsom . rex : if we can find our way back to each other after 10 years , then this is ... gigi : this will be a walk in the park , right ? rex : you bet . [ scene_break ] kim : anything you need , mr. buchanan , you just say the word , and i 'll help in any way i can . clint : well , i 'm counting on that because when nora and bo get back to llanview , i 'm gon na give them a welcome home they will never forget . [ scene_break ] bo : well ... nora : well . bo : well . nora : i guess we 're gon na have to wait a little longer before we tell clint . bo : you know , it 's like fate is working against us . nora : ha ! except for one thing . sooner or later , i know we 're gon na be together . [ scene_break ] téa : look , when the dust settles and when she calms down , i know that daniella will realize the kind of man ross really was . todd : and then we 're gon na tell her ? téa : yeah . then we 're gon na explain to her who her father really is . [ scene_break ] dani : thanks for coming to my rescue . matthew : hey , we had a deal . i promised you i would take you home . well , this is n't the home we had planned on , but you 're really gon na love it there . [ scene_break ] stacy : rex , you do n't have to pretend with me . i know what i just walked in on . rex : a private moment that 's none of your business ? stacy : rex , gigi just moved out . okay , i 'm sorry . rex : i 'll bet you are . stacy : look , if it can help you believe me , i can tell you that i 'm only sorry for selfish reasons . rex : such as ? stacy : uh , so i 've been reading about parenting , and i learned that a happy parent actually makes a better parent , so i really do want you to be happy . rex : you do ? with gigi ? stacy : look , i know you 've been having a rough time . i heard your father came through the surgery . and i 'm sure you have all kinds of feelings about that , and then now this with gigi . rex : and we 're done . thanks for stopping by . stacy : no , no , no . no , look . i know you have no reason to trust me , but if you could just find it somewhere in your heart to forgive me for all the crazy things i 've done to you , 'cause i know we could be friends . rex : you and me ? stacy : good friends , too . and to prove that , i 'm going to leave you alone right now 'cause that 's exactly what you need . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] schuyler : yes ? stacy : remember that window of opportunity ? it 's wide open . schuyler : what are you talking about ? stacy : gigi just moved out . now it 's time for you to move on in .
after clint finds out that bo and nora have cheated on him behind his back , he is alone and upset . and it 's the perfect opportunity for kim to `` move in `` on him . stacy has a similar opportunity when gigi decides to get away and rex is alone . schuyler also admits that gigi and rex 's break up is not something he needs to feel `` bad `` about for his own personal reasons . in seattle , dani is furious with everybody for what happened to her father . she tells todd she hates him because he killed her dad . she refuses to live with her mother and does n't know where she can live . but matthew comes to see her and offers to let her stay with him , his mom and his uncle clint . nora reluctantly agrees , still unaware that clint knows about her and bo . destiny returns home and tells shaun all that has happened . he reflects that his situation with rachel and greg is not unlike hers ' with matthew and dani .
blair : helen , really ? helen : jack bought 'em . blair : my jack ? okay , you know , he 's turned into one of them , has n't he ? i mean , all men are alike . oversexed , unevolved , hopeless . helen : does this mean we can get rid of the dearly departed 's box ? [ scene_break ] aubrey : get this , the girl i met on the plane from london -- yeah , right , my new bff -- is joey 's ex . [ scene_break ] joey : oh , well , i 'm always happy to see my favorite kramer . kelly : oh , i better be your favorite kramer . joey : hey . kelly : hi . joey : oh ! kelly : ow . ow . joey : that 's okay . i was actually thinking about upping my insurance premiums anyway . kelly : because of aubrey ? joey : no , because of you . kelly : oh , right . ha ha . i just meant , you know ... anyway , is she here ? joey : no . aubrey is still at the palace , undoubtedly sleeping in . kelly : oh . so you 're alone ? joey : at your service . kelly : you got a minute for me ? joey : you got a smile for me , and i 'll give you 10 . aw , okay . come on . [ scene_break ] echo : ooh ... echo : ah . viki : there you are . i was beginning to think you 'd moved out . echo : oh , ha ha . sorry , no . viki : well , what have you been up to ? i do n't think i 've seen you since , gosh , yesterday morning . echo : oh , well , you know , um , a little bit of this , a little bit of that . viki : a lot of charlie . echo : well ... viki : it 's okay . i understand completely why you 've been trying to avoid me . you kissed my husband . [ scene_break ] gigi : charlie ? it 's gigi . not so good . i 'm at the hospital with rex . there was an accident . i think you should get here right away . [ scene_break ] doctor : rex , can you hear me ? you 're in the hospital . nurse : the emt said he was in and out . doctor : do we know if he said anything ? gigi : just one thing . he said , `` nora . `` [ scene_break ] bo : ahh . bo : aw , red , i did . i slept with inez . [ scene_break ] natalie : oh , hi . john : oh , good morning , mrs. mcbain . natalie : shh ! do n't say that so loud . john : oh , you wish . natalie : hey , hey , hey , we 're still keeping this a secret , right ? john : for how long ? natalie : i got to tell my parents and the rest of the family first . john : mm - hmm . [ cell phone rings ] john : excuse me . yeah , brody . oh , yeah ? on our way . natalie : what is it ? john : homicide . natalie : okay . [ scene_break ] officer : no cash . you think we got a robbery ? brody : oh , i doubt it . eddie never had any money . officer : so you knew him pretty well . brody : well enough to know he did n't have any friends and plenty of enemies . [ scene_break ] todd : where are you , balsom ? i 'm not paying you to even out your spray tan . give me a call back within the hour . we need to talk about eddie ford . [ scene_break ] starr : after you left the gym , you saw your father , did n't you ? james : i told you , i went to the library . starr : well , try again . i do n't believe you . james : you know what ? that 's not my problem . starr : james , you 're in trouble . something happened last night tell me . [ scene_break ] blair : i do n't know what i 'm gon na do with this box , helen . that 's why i put it under my bed -- so i could sleep on it . helen : well , i say chuck it . the man was a menace . blair : you know , do n't you wonder why that is ? i mean , he had everything : good looks , great job , all kinds of money , me . then he had to go and do all those ... terrible things . he could have had a really great life . helen : if only he had n't killed all those people . blair : well , all i can tell you is whatever he hid in this box , he put in a safe deposit box , and it could have the answers to all kinds of questions . now , are n't you just a little bit curious about that ? helen : nope . blair : okay , well , i 'm not gon na ask you to help me find out what 's in here , but i do think i know who i can ask . [ scene_break ] todd : so get back to me . we need to deal with this eddie ford situation . téa : deal with it how ? todd : were you eavesdropping on me ? téa : try keeping your voice down if you do n't want to be overheard . deal with it how ? todd : i do n't know what you 're talking about . téa : you know exactly what i 'm talking about . i know all about the eddie ford situation , remember ? i know how he menaced daniella and how he beat up his son . todd : his son 's a crybaby . téa : not everyone can take abuse like a man . todd , this is my problem , too . let me help , okay ? todd : well , if i need a lawyer , you 'll be the first person i call . téa : why would you need a lawyer ? todd : i do n't need a lawyer . i 've got it under control . téa : mm - hmm . did n't sound like it . todd : well , that 's 'cause my p.i . wo n't call me back . i hired him to dig up some dirt on eddie ford , and i have n't heard anything . téa : so you 're just investigating the guy . you 're not -- i thought you put a hit out on him . todd ? tell me you did n't do anything stupid . [ scene_break ] james : just leave it alone , starr . starr : the way you leave it alone when something 's bothering me ? james : look , i hate my dad , and you know that . why would i go over there ? starr : to make him go away . james : i tried that , remember ? it did n't work . starr : eddie agreed that he would leave town if ford won the match . right , but then eddie pulled out and only to end up attacking ford and putting him back in the hospital . james : well , that 's my dad for you . starr : well , not to mention he said horrible things to me , langston , and dani , and i know that that bothered you . i mean , it bothered all of us , so i would n't blame you if you went over to your dad to teach him some manners . james : okay , fine , i went over there ! so what ? gosh ! [ scene_break ] bo : look , red , i 'm sick and tired of this texting thing . i mean , how did we get here ? we got machines talking for us . now , i know that there 's a way that we can work through this , but i need to see you , okay ? so when you get this , please just come home and we can talk . okay . [ knock on door ] bo : yeah ? john : hey . just got word . someone killed eddie ford . bo : really ? john : yeah . brody called it in . brody 's at the minuteman . bo : has the press gotten a hold of this ? john : not as far as i can tell . bo : well , you know manning 's gon na be sniffing around . john : do n't worry . brody will keep it quiet . bo : yeah , good , because the last thing we need is a 3-ring circus . john : with this guy ford , that seems hard to avoid . bo : well , do what you can . john : i will . i 'm heading over there now , and natalie 's taking the lead on forensics . bo : keep me apprised . john : will do , boss . [ scene_break ] doctor : does the name nora mean anything to you ? gigi : she 's a friend of ours , but i could n't tell you why he said her name . doctor , he 's gon na make it , right ? i mean , i know he 's unconscious , but -- doctor : i ca n't tell you anything until i 've finished examining him . nurse : if you could wait outside . charlie : where 's rex ? gigi : the doctor is in with him . charlie : well , how 's he doing ? gigi : i do n't know . they wo n't tell me anything . charlie : what happened ? gigi : all i know is his car crashed a mile or so past the minuteman hotel . he was there all night , and nobody even saw him , and now he 's unconscious . charlie : how bad is it ? gigi : i do n't know . he hit his head . charlie : we 're not gon na lose him . [ scene_break ] aubrey : i know , what are the odds ? ha ! well , god has a sick sense of humor . how else do you explain me winding up seated next to the woman who is still in love with my fiancé ? oh , no . she told me . when i was telling her how i went after what i wanted and met someone . great advice , huh ? no , she had plenty of chances to tell him how she felt about him , and she never did , and then when she found out that joey and i were together , she bent over backwards to smooth things over . yeah . she told him that she got back together with his brother . i know . crazy chick , right ? but hey , works for me . [ scene_break ] echo : uh , i do n't know what charlie told you -- viki : you do n't ? echo : uh - uh . viki : why ? did you have a blackout ? see , that 's what comes from binge drinking . echo : b -- ha ha ! binge drinking ? ha ha ! viki : what would you call downing several pitchers of mimosas at brunch ? echo : well , i had two drinks , 3 tops . viki : right , right . anyway , we were talking about your memory lapse , so let me fill you in . it seems that when charlie brought you home , you threw yourself at him , told him that you two belong together , and , um , um , well , other rubbish . ring any bells ? echo : well , yes . charlie was kind enough to bring me here . that 's true . viki : oh , you do n't need to verify anything for me because i know exactly what happened . memory kicking in a little ? no ? well , then , here 's some more . it seems that you asked charlie to keep your little , um , well , let 's call it a meltdown , shall we ? a secret from me . no surprise there . ha ha ! lying has always been your occupation . echo : oh , yes , well ... viki : makes me wonder what else you 're lying about . [ scene_break ] téa : what sort of short - sighted scheme have you cooked up now , huh ? todd : since when am i short - sighted ? téa : you will be if you lie to me . blair : oh . good . you are home . here . téa : what 's this ? blair : a box . téa : well , yeah , i can see that . what 's the occasion ? todd : christmas ? téa : blair and i do n't do christmas . todd : oh , my god , it 's your birthday . téa : oh , my god , it 's not . oh , my god , you do n't know when my birthday is ? todd : yes , of course i do , but this is blair . blair : who happens to be standing right here . todd : she does n't always play by the rules . blair : look , it 's no occasion , all right ? i -- i just do n't want it . téa : well , so you 're re - gifting ? blair : no . well , yeah , kind of , yeah , i guess . téa : well , what is it ? blair : i do n't know . téa : you do n't know what 's in the box ? blair : well , whatever , i do n't want it . téa : well , what makes you think i want it ? blair : oh , you want it . it 's from eli . [ scene_break ] aubrey : okay , aubrey , what to wear for a visit with your future mother - in - law ? want to make a good first impression , but i do n't want to look like i 'm trying too hard . hmm . what about this ? eh , close but no cigar . this is viki banks we 're talking about . although , from what joey says , his family does n't really have time for fashion . so , huh ? i need something casual , low maintenance that says , `` i do n't have time for trivialities . i 'm too busy saving the whales and ending poverty as we know it . `` definitely not . i would not be caught dead saving whales in this . stop it , aubrey . you 're making too big of a deal of this . when you met joey , you were not trying to impress anyone . he just fell in love with you as you are , as i 'm sure his mother will . so ... just be yourself . [ scene_break ] joey : danish ? juice ? coffee ? kelly : uh , maybe just some tea . thank you . i do n't think my stomach could take it anyway . joey : are you sick ? kelly : uh , no , no . i -- i -- you know , i have stress . i have stress , and so my stomach gets a little ... joey : what are you stressed about ? what 's going on , kel ? [ scene_break ] echo : i 'm sorry that i asked charlie to lie to you . viki : why ? oh , because you got caught . echo : no , because it put charlie in an awkward position , and it was n't gracious . you 've been very generous . viki : mmm . and it would be such a shame to see this free ride end , would n't it ? to find yourself banished from the premises and far away from rex and shane and charlie . echo : is that how you want it , viki ? me banished ? viki : ha ha ! my husband wants to get to know his son , and i would like that for him , and he seems to think that he needs you to make that happen . so i am going to give you one more chance . you can thank me now . echo : thank you . viki : oh , you 're so welcome . you know , if i actually thought that charlie was in any way susceptible to your , well , charms , you 'd be upstairs packing your bags right now . echo : he felt very susceptible when we kissed . viki : excuse me . [ cell phone rings ] echo : oh , sorry . ha . hold that thought . chuckles , hi . charlie : are you at the house ? echo : yes , why ? charlie : you need to get down to the hospital . rex has been in an accident . echo : oh , my god . is he -- charlie : he 's alive . just come and let viki know . viki : what 's wrong ? echo : charlie needs me . viki : what ? why ? [ scene_break ] bo : i need to talk to you , inez . call me as soon as you get this . it 's police business , and it 's important . [ telephone rings ] bo : buchanan . gigi : bo , it 's gigi . bo : what 's wrong ? gigi : rex was in an accident . i 'm at the hospital . bo : i 'll be right there . [ scene_break ] john : who found him ? officer : a maid . she called it in . lovett is out running a canvas . john : all right . any sign of the gun ? [ scene_break ] starr : what happened when you went to eddie 's last night ? james : nothing . starr : did you get into another fight ? james : just do n't worry about it , starr , all right ? starr : james , did he hit you ? look , i know that that would be awful , but we could use it to get rid of him , okay ? we 'll just call the cops . james : no . no , no . we can not go to the cops . starr : why not ? [ scene_break ] viki : charlie needs you like a hole in the head , echo . [ sniffs ] viki : good lord . tequila for breakfast . uck ! [ doorbell rings ] aubrey : hey , mrs. banks , remember me ? viki : ha ha . [ scene_break ] kelly 's voice : just tell him you love him . you 've done it a thousand times , just never when he was engaged to someone else . what 's the worst that could happen ? you get shot down ? no one ever died from rejection . joey : you are a lemon girl , right ? kelly : that 's me . martini girl . lemon girl . joey : what did that muffin ever do to you ? kelly : oh , i 'm sorry . ha ha . so it 's been a long day . joey : well , what time did you go to bed ? kelly : you 're assuming i slept . joey : no sleep ? what 's going on , kel ? i mean , whatever it is , you can tell me . kelly : i know , i know . um , i know that i can talk to you . look -- ow ! ow ! joey : what ? what did i do ? did -- kelly : lemon in my eye . [ scene_break ] todd : blair , are you crazy ? it could be a bomb ... blair : it 's not a bomb , todd . todd : or radioactive . blair : it 's fine . the police checked it out . todd : oh . by all means , let 's open it in the house where i live with my wife and my daughter . téa : eli left this for me ? blair : well , actually , for me . todd : you 're here to pawn it off on us ? blair : all right . you know what ? i 'm not gon na open it . i just -- as my attorney , if i were to open it , what should i do if there 's something in here that implicates me ? téa : eli is dead . blair : so i 'm safe . téa : legally , yeah , but you know that already . blair , you do n't need a lawyer to tell you what to do . you need a friend . [ scene_break ] john : you think he got that close to whoever did this to him ? natalie : it 's -- maybe . john : any defense wounds ? natalie : yeah . there 's a couple contusions on his wrist here , but i think i remember hearing something about he got into a fight with one of his sons . john : okay . well , maybe you can pin down the time . anything ? brody : no . natalie , what are you doing here ? natalie : working . brody : you did n't get the word about rex ? [ scene_break ] echo : you , where 's my son ? oh , rex . how is he ? doctor : we 'll know more after the tests . echo : oh , my god , tests ? charlie : it 's okay . echo : what happened ? charlie : well , all i know is that they found him in a wrecked car . now they 're taking him up for x - rays and c.a.t . scans . echo : was he bleeding ? are there broken bones ? charlie : i do n't know . they 're gon na check for internal injuries . echo : i want to go with him . charlie : no . they 're only gon na allow one person up there -- gigi . gigi : he 'll be fine . you know rex -- drama queen . echo : take care of my baby . charlie : our baby . [ scene_break ] brody : rex was stable when the emts left with him for the hospital , and i just got a text from gigi . they 're taking him down for some tests , so it 'll probably be a little while before we know any more . john : all right . look . let 's get you out of here , all right ? natalie : no . it 's okay . i 'm gon na stay here , finish what i 'm doing , and then i 'll head down later . brody : okay . john : the canvas get you anything else ? brody : no . nobody heard anything . i 'm still trying to track down the night crew . john : you have a chance to talk to rex ? did he see anything ? brody : he was in and out of consciousness . i did n't ask . natalie : wait . i 'm sorry . how did rex see anything ? was he here ? john : he was investigating this guy eddie for a client . i pointed him in this direction . i 'll clear it up with him -- i 'll clear it up with him later . brody : what do you got ? john : could be a break . [ scene_break ] james : no cops , and you have got to stay out of this , starr . starr : but if he hit you -- james : i am not talking about this anymore . starr : would you stop it ? bo : james , hang on . james : commissioner , are you here for me ? bo : we have to talk . james : well , i got someplace -- bo : i 'm afraid that this ca n't wait . this is about your father . starr : yeah ? what about him ? bo : he 's dead , james . [ scene_break ] echo : oh , yeah . that 's right . do n't look at me . do n't talk to me . do n't tell me anything about my son . charlie : come on . come on . echo : oh , no . i ca n't be in here . i ca n't just sit down , charlie . what ? charlie : his shoes . they must 've taken them from him before they brought him upstairs . [ echo sobs ] charlie : oh , i know . echo : no , no . you do n't . no . you have no idea . this is where i left him . i brought him here to the e.r . oh , god , i ca n't lose him again , charlie . i just ca n't lose him again . [ scene_break ] starr : eddie ford is dead ? bo : yes . starr : how ? bo : i just got a preliminary report from the scene . it happened late last night , early this morning . james , do you have any idea where your mom might be ? i 've been trying to get in touch with her . james : no . no , sir . starr : what happens now ? bo : well , i 'll be in touch about making arrangements . might be some time before they release the body . the m.e . has to examine it , and we 've just started our investigation . starr : an investigation ? bo : mr. ford was murdered . [ scene_break ] natalie : what is it , john ? john : cufflink . may be nothing . then again -- natalie : here . i 'll take it , get it dusted for fingerprints , figure out where it came from and whose it is . john : oh , i know where it came from . i just do n't know how it got here . i got to run . let me know what you find . do n't let her stay here any longer than necessary . brody : yeah . john : okay . [ scene_break ] todd : you 're asking advice from téa ? that 's a first . téa : do n't be mean . blair : oh , that 's why he belongs with you , téa , because you can handle him . heh heh . you know what ? i take that back . nobody can handle you , todd . i 'm out of here . get out of my way . téa : no , no , todd . do n't let her go . come on . blair : get out of my way . todd : ca n't . i have to follow orders . téa : blair , listen . i 'm glad you came . we have all suffered because of eli . hell , we still are . i ca n't take an aspirin without opening a whole new bottle , and then even at that point , i 'm afraid someone has tampered with it . blair : i 'm afraid to open this stupid box . i should 've just thrown it away . todd : but you had to come all the way over here to figure that out . téa : i think you should open it . blair : you do ? téa : yeah . i mean , you 'll always wonder , wo n't you ? blair : but what if -- téa : what ? blair : well , this is eli we 're talking about . no telling what 's in the box . todd : thought you said the police checked it out . blair : they did check it out . todd : well , then it 's probably not a severed head or anything like that . téa : todd -- todd : what ? she said she was scared . blair : i was scared . i am scared . i do n't know why , but i 'm scared . téa : look . my gut tells me that there is nothing in there that 's gon na harm you . blair : okay . fine . well , then you open it . téa : blair , you were his wife . blair : well , you were his victim . téa : so were you . blair : no , i was nobody 's victim . i shot the man . téa : yeah , with blanks , all right ? todd : all right , all right , all right . gee whiz , i 'll open it . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , come in . come in . aubrey : oh , your home is lovely . viki : thank you so much . we like it . i 'm sure that joey is around somewhere . aubrey : actually , i 'm here to see you . viki : me ? aubrey : yes . i wanted to say thank you . viki : whatever for ? aubrey : well , joey told me that you had given us your blessing , and you have no idea how much that means to me , especially after everything that happened at our lunch . viki : yes . that was unfortunate . i 'm so sorry about that . aubrey : no , no , no . it 's not your fault . joey was -- well , i think your husband , or ex - husband , put it the right way . joey can be a bit impulsive but in a good way . viki : mm - hmm . aubrey : so anyway , i just know it was a bit much for all of us , and i 'm just so grateful that you 're not holding it against me . viki : oh , good heavens , i could n't possibly blame you or joey . i mean , apparently , he 's head over heels . aubrey : oh , well , we both are . viki : that 's nice . aubrey : i 'm just so excited to get to know you and your family . i hope we can all be good friends . [ scene_break ] kelly : ow . ouch . ow . joey : hold still . kelly : i ca n't . i got lemon in my eye . joey : let me see . kelly : oh ... joey : kel ? kelly : what ? joey : the bouncing is not helping . kelly : okay . okay . joey : all right ? better . now i need to see the eye . kelly : i ca n't . joey : here . go ahead and just hold on to me , okay ? right there . you got me ? kelly : yeah . joey : okay ? all right . now go ahead and just open your eye . come on . okay . it 's okay . all right . there 's some pulp in there . i 'm gon na go ahead and get it out . kelly : get it out . joey : okay . all right . okay . i think i got it . you better ? viki : the banisters are actually -- joey : aubrey , you 're here . aubrey : yes . i came by to see your mother . is everything all right ? kelly : no , actually . i -- joey : kelly squirted herself in the eye with a lemon . how are you ? kelly : fine , in case anyone wants to know . aubrey : great . your mom was just giving me the tour . it 's a beautiful house , so many stories . joey : oh , yeah . i know mom knows them all . viki : well ... kelly 's voice : what the hell were you thinking , kelly ? he 's crazy about her . it 's obvious . you tell him how you feel , you 're just gon na put him on the spot . just leave them alone . kelly : anyway , i should go . joey : what ? wait . there is -- viki : kelly , you know what ? i 'm gon na drive you home , okay ? joey : kelly , wait . is there something you wanted to tell me ? kelly : i wanted to let you know , you and aubrey , if you need any help with the wedding , i 'm here . aubrey : aw , kelly , that 's so sweet of you . i will definitely keep that in mind . kelly : okay . anyway , i do have to go . all right . bye . viki : um ... aubrey , you know what ? i 'll show you the house another time . i 'm gon na make sure that kelly gets home all right . that eye does n't look so good . kelly , wait for me . [ scene_break ] echo : maybe i should find a bag for these to put them in so they do n't get lost . what ? where are you ? you 're a million miles away . charlie : i 'm just thinking . i need some air . echo : no . what ? what ? charlie : it 's my son , my other son jared . the doctors were optimistic about him , too . i mean , he was shot , but he was fine . i was talking to him , and then all of a sudden -- echo : rex was n't shot , okay ? he was n't shot . he just bumped his head . charlie : i know . i was just trying to tell him that i was sorry for having failed him , and then he was gone , and i never got a chance to tell him that -- that i loved him . i 'm not gon na let that happen again . what if we lose rex ? what if i never get a chance to tell him how i feel about him ? [ scene_break ] starr : james ' father was murdered . are you sure ? bo : yes . starr : who did it ? bo : all we know is that he was shot . beyond that , i ca n't say . starr : i understand . bo : john mcbain will want to talk to you , but , james , if you or if anybody in your family needs anything , let me know , okay ? i 'm sorry for your loss . excuse me . starr : james , i know that you and your father were n't on the best terms , but i am so sorry . james : i 'm not . i 'm just so glad it 's finally over . [ scene_break ] gigi : he 's gon na be fine . they did an x - ray , c.a.t . scan . there 's no broken bones , no bleeding . bo : whoa , what about his brain ? gigi : ha ! you mean , does he have one ? because i was wondering the same thing . yeah . running off the road , he was probably speeding . he should know better on icy roads . i 'm just glad he had a seat belt on . i swear , i 'm gon na kill him when he wakes up . bo : what did the doctor say ? gigi : he 's got a concussion , but he 's gon na be okay . bo : oh , you know , he really likes to put us through it , does n't he ? gigi : yeah . listen . i have to go do all the paperwork . charlie and echo are around here somewhere . bo : do n't worry . i 'll let them know . can balsom have visitors ? gigi : yeah , but do n't expect too much . he 's still really spacey , and , bo , i do n't really know what to make of it , but the only thing i 've been able to get out of him is `` nora . `` [ scene_break ] brody : just got a text from gigi . rex is gon na be okay . natalie : good . brody : too bad we ca n't say the same for eddie ford . natalie : yeah . well , from what i hear , it 's not that big of a loss . brody : probably had it coming . you got something ? natalie : huh . long , red hair . brody : yours ? natalie : no . it 's a different shade . did n't you say that a maid found the body ? brody : she does n't have red hair . natalie : well , it 's not eddie 's . wonder whose it is . [ scene_break ] todd : okay . blair : what are you doing ? no . no . no . i have a key , dummy . todd : well , do n't you want to see me smash your box open , huh ? téa : go ahead . todd : all right . on the count of 3 . 1 , 2 - - [ knock on door ] todd : what now ? todd : what do you want ? john : a murderer . you know one ? [ scene_break ] joey : so do you still want to take the tour ? i mean , i 'm no match for my mom . she 's the raconteur of the family , but i 'll give it a shot . aubrey : we could take a tour , or you could do to me what you were about to do to kelly . joey : what are you talking about ? aubrey : oh , do n't be so serious . i was just teasing . joey : no . no , no , no . tell me . aubrey : well , when we walked in , it kind of looked like you were gon na kiss her . joey : i was digging lemon pulp out of her eye . aubrey : oh , sexy . joey : kelly is a friend . aubrey : yeah ? and what am i ? joey : you are gon na get it . aubrey : ha ha ha ! mm ... [ scene_break ] kelly : you really did n't have to drive me all the way over here . viki : ha ha ! darling , i 'm hardly gon na let you drive home in the state you were in . you do n't need a doctor , do you ? kelly : no , that is really not necessary . i 'm fine . it was just lemon . viki : really ? is that all it was ? kelly : what do you mean ? viki : oh , honey , i know that you have feelings for joey . i mean , it 's obvious . kelly : obvious ? what are you talking about ? viki : you can talk to me , you know ? i wo n't say a word , not even to joey . kelly : please , please do n't say anything to him . he 's marrying aubrey . viki : that 's why you were crying , is it ? kelly : no . i was n't crying . i had lemon in my eye . viki : i do n't think so . kelly : it has been such a long day . viki : okay . kelly : thank you for the ride . thank you . viki : poor kid . [ scene_break ] charlie : hey , where 's viki ? echo : viki ? charlie : i asked you to tell her about rex . echo : you know , what is taking them so long ? they should 've come back here . they said they were bringing him right back , right ? did n't they ? i mean , i ca n't wait any longer . charlie : i 'm gon na go check and see what 's taking them . okay . charlie : i left my phone in h -- what are you doing ? [ scene_break ] bo : how 's he doing ? nurse : he 'll live . bo : oh , good . it 's a good thing you got such a hard head , balsom . rex : bo ... bo : right here , buddy . rex : listen . about nora ... [ scene_break ] brody : last night , i responded to a complaint from the manager , noise from eddie 's room . natalie : what time last night ? brody : after 8 p.m. , before eddie was shot . i saw him later at work . anyway , when i was here the first time , eddie said he had a woman inside . could be her hair . [ scene_break ] bo : yeah . gigi told me that you 've been asking about nora . she 's gon na really appreciate that , balsom . listen . you get some rest , and i 'll talk to you later , okay ? rex : bo , wait . the car crash . bo : yeah ? what about it ? rex : it was n't just me . bo : what do you mean ? rex : nora . she was with me . [ scene_break ] james : i 'm glad he 's dead . i do n't care how terrible that sounds . starr : i understand . james : no . no , you do n't . yeah . your dad is not perfect , but at least he cares about you , starr . my dad , all he ever did was hurt us . it 's about time someone hurt him back . starr : james , did you kill him ? [ scene_break ] blair : hey , john , who was murdered ? john : guy by the name of eddie ford . téa : what could that possibly have to do with us ? john : not you . him . i found this at the scene . téa : what is that ? john : it 's a cufflink with the initials `` t.m. `` [ next_on ] dorian : we are going to bring that bitch down . charlie : echo , you 've got a problem . bo : where are you , nora ? james : i can go to the police . john : this must be your lucky day .
echo is drinking a tequila sunrise for breakfast at llanfair . viki confronts her about kissing charlie . she gives echo one more chance , but only because charlie thinks he needs echo to help him get closer to rex . gigi calls charlie to tell him that rex is in the hospital after being hurt in an accident . charlie calls echo and tells her to come to the hospital and to tell viki , but as she rushes out of llanfair , echo only says charlie needs her . echo goes to the hospital and clings to charlie . charlie tells echo that he never had the chance to tell jared that he loved him before he died and that he ca n't let that happen with rex . charlie wonders where viki is , but echo avoids the question . charlie goes to check on rex 's progress and when he comes back into the room , he finds echo drinking tequila from a flask she had in her purse .
bo : hi . nora : hey . bo : how 's the decorating coming ? nora : oh , just great . asa 's been `` fixing `` all of viki 's tasteful mistakes that she made before she left . bo : does that mean we 're going to have a cowboy christmas ? nora : something like that . matthew 's having the time of his life . bo : good . nora : how 's jen ? bo : the doctor says she 's going to be okay . nora : thank god . bo : yeah , she 's lucky . this killer broke his pattern . he used to strike every two weeks . nora : yeah , and rex balsom almost saw him . bo : mm - hmm . means he 's getting sloppy . [ scene_break ] evangeline : antonio . antonio : hey . evangeline : hey , thanks for meeting me . antonio : yeah , i was just about to call you . any word ? evangeline : uh - uh . antonio : guess emma jacobs is gone . evangeline : i do n't buy it . she walks away from years of doctoral work and a subpoena just to avoid the embarrassment of testifying in her lover 's divorce case ? antonio : well , i just checked her lab . nobody 's seen her all day . i 'll go back , i 'll check again . evangeline : well , i 'll go see if i can talk to the dean of students . antonio : i 'll walk you there . evangeline : i know where the building is . antonio : i 'm sure you do . [ scene_break ] dorian : now , of course , your arrival came as a shock to all of us , especially to kelly . and my relationship with your mother , even for sisters , was really complicated . but all i can say is i 'm really happy to have you in our family . paul : thank you . i appreciate that , aunt dorian . i know you were not pleased when aunt betsy named me as her heir . dorian : i never let money come in between family . paul : not even $ 30 million ? dorian : i 'm sure kelly wo n't feel that way . after all , she 's going through a very difficult time right now . i 'm worried about her . she needs people that she can count on . paul : yeah , i know . i 'm worried about kelly , too . david : well , that would make three of us , paul , because i 'm worried about kelly , too . among other things . [ scene_break ] asa : kelly . you 're not going to give up now , are you ? kelly : leave me alone , asa . asa : i 'm sorry . i got to tell you , though -- i put a sizable fortune in -- in investment with your husband . and it -- it 's just making me sick to know he 's going to throw it all away on that tramp blair cramer . kelly : blair 's the one he wants , not me . asa : whoa , whoa , whoa . that fool does n't know what he wants . he never did . i straightened him out so many damn times , i ca n't even remember . this is what we can actually try to do this time . kelly : it 's too late . kevin does n't love me anymore . he wants blair . he 's probably with her right now . [ scene_break ] kevin : oh , man . what is this ? what 's going on ? blair : what do you think ? i mean , why do n't you just stop fighting it ? stop . kevin : i 'm not . blair : hmm ? [ scene_break ] paul : you know , david , i 'm sorry you do n't like me . david : of course i like you , paul . what 's not to like ? you 're charming , witty , a little bit shorter than me , and soon to be loaded . dorian : david , green is a very unbecoming color for you . david : oh , who 's talking ? dorian : i 'm happy for paul . paul : thank you . dorian : he 's had a difficult life , and i think he deserves a little good fortune . david : this is a very big fortune , especially considering everything he 's going to have to give up in order to get it . love , passion . paul : no , just marriage . and that 's what kills love and passion anyway , right ? david : sounds like you 've been there , done that . paul : no , i 've been lucky . i have n't made that mistake myself . david : yes . very lucky . especially since good old aunt betsy stipulated in her will `` no marriage `` in order to inherit her millions . paul : right . thanks for noticing . david : no problem . well , it 's going to be your loss . because marriage can be wonderful with the right partner . dorian : david , i never realized you were such a romantic . paul : you know , i 'll be back in just a sec . maybe when i get back , though , we can actually talk about something that 'll help kelly . david : you 're not actually going to let that little guppy charm you out of $ 30 million , are you ? dorian : well , no . because if the little guppy gets his hands on that much money , he might lose some of his natural sweet qualities . and i ca n't allow that to happen , for his sake . david : so selfless of you . dorian : yes . yes , i 've always taken a profound interest in other people 's interests . david : blah , blah , blah . dorian : what 's your plan ? [ scene_break ] nora : have you seen the room that asa fixed up for matthew upstairs ? have you seen what 's in it ? bo : i do n't think i want to know . nora : oh , big - screen tv , d.v.d . player , surround sound . every video game that has ever been made or thought of . a robotic dog . poor matthew was so confused , he did n't know what to play with first . bo : did n't sound so bad to me . where is the little guy , anyway ? nora : he passed out once the sugar left all his body , you know ? anyway , asa convinced me to have him sleep here so he can start this whole process tomorrow morning . bo : i think pa is probably going overboard because he 's so mad at kev . nora : for what ? for not living his life according to asa buchanan 's standards ? bo : yeah , yeah . pa hates when that happens . [ scene_break ] asa : we are not giving up on this marriage . kelly : `` we `` ? what we ? kevin 's cheating on me , not you . asa : damn tramp . kelly : it takes two , asa . asa : well , we 're not going to quit . kelly : at this point , i do n't know what i 'm going to do . asa : i 've been doing some thinking , really . see if you like it . we 're going to pull out all the stops . you 're a very , very good - looking young lady . and you 've got brains . and you could use some of those subtle tricks that females use . you know , like -- all women know about it -- to get a man . now , if you can do that , that 's the only chance we 've got . [ scene_break ] kevin : i 've been waiting for this for so long . blair : well , then what are you waiting for , hmm ? kevin : all right . all right , all right . hold on , hold on . we got to talk about this . blair : sure . go ahead . talk . kevin : okay . uh -- what -- what 's going on here ? blair : you agreed to meet me here . what do you want to be going on , kevin ? blair : yeah , i know what you think . kevin : but when are you going to tell him ? blair : `` when `` ? kevin : yeah . blair : when he has suffered as much as i have . do you have any idea what he put me through ? kevin : i think i do . i mean -- blair : you have no idea how he made me feel , kevin . all the times that he 's hurt me . even before he let me think that he was dead . you know , i want to ask you something . how does a man do that to somebody that he claims that he loves , huh ? kevin : he 's todd manning . blair : yeah . well , todd manning 's going to find out what real jealousy is all about . kevin : do n't get down in the gutter with him . just tell him that you know the truth and walk off . blair : no , no ! not after everything that he 's done to me ! not this time ! no way ! kevin : you can not fight him on his level . god knows what he 'll do when he finds out . blair : you know what ? i do n't care . kevin : well , i do ! look , listen to me . i care about you , okay ? you have two children . do n't you care about them ? blair : yes , i care about my -- kevin : then do n't do this ! please . it 's dangerous . [ scene_break ] todd : you knew i was there . you wanted me to see it . you looked me right in the eye and you kissed that piece of -- are you crazy ? do you know what you 're doing ? do you know what this means ? there you go . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , what do you want me to do , kevin ? he put me through hell , and i 'm just supposed to let him get away with it ? kevin : well , he 's going to lose you . is n't that payback enough ? blair : not nearly enough . kevin : okay , you know what , blair ? that 's fine . it 's your life . if you -- if you want to make that choice , i do n't want any part of it . blair : wait a minute ! you said you wanted me . kevin : oh , i do . i do want you in the worst way , but not like this . and i definitely do n't want to be used like this . blair : you -- well , you did n't have any problem using me , kevin , when you chased me to harrisburg ! kevin : i have never used you ! blair : you did ! kevin : i care about you ! blair : you know what ? you 're exactly like todd ! all you really care about is what you really want ! kevin : that is not true , and you know it . blair : get out ! kevin : you know what ? i wanted to help you . i really did . blair : i said leave . blair : i do n't need either one of you . it 's not over , todd . it 's not over till you 're as miserable as i am , you hear me ? you hear me ? it 's not over ! [ scene_break ] todd : we just got married , and you 're already running off with kevin buchanan ? i should have killed him . oh , i should have strangled him . i should have buried him . that 's what you wanted , was n't it ? blair . that 's why you -- you went after him right in my face , hmm ? why did you do that ? why would you do that ? you wanted me to see that . why ? what are you up to ? what are you up to ? what are you up to ? [ scene_break ] david : and then we got him . dorian : that 's your plan ? david : yeah . dorian : david , i think that moroccan prison food killed some of your brain cells . david : no , this is going to work . dorian : if he agrees to it . which , if he is as devious as you say he is , he 's not . david : but if he 's as innocent as you say he is , he has no reason not to agree to it . and besides , i do n't hear you coming up with any better plan . dorian : what happened to that , you know , innocent , young girl you said you 'd found for me ? david : well , apparently , i gave her too much encouragement . she moved to los angeles to become a real actress , so we 're back to the drawing board on her . dorian : that money is rightfully mine . david : that money is rightfully ours , and i want more than a finder 's fee this time . dorian : finder 's fee ? for finding what ? okay , wait a minute . you find the right girl , you 'll get a finder 's fee . david : oh , i will find the right girl . but in the meantime , we can knock this little dudley do - right out right now , tonight , if you would just help me with my plan . paul : so , what 'd i miss ? [ scene_break ] nora : 20 presents . i counted 20 presents for matthew under that tree . when did asa find the time ? i 'm trying to teach this kid not to be materialistic . asa 's turning him into richie rich ! renee : have you forgotten ? he is a buchanan in training . nora : oh , thank you . forgot . oh , no . asa ? asa : yes ? nora : what 's that in your hand ? asa : it 's a christmas present for my grandson . nora : asa , do n't you think you 've done enough ? there are too many presents now . asa : nora , you can never have too many christmas presents . renee : asa . nora : a gun ? you got matthew a gun ? asa : nora , it 's a b.b . gun . nora : it 's a gun , asa . you got him a gun . asa : bo , you 're also his father . you want this kid to grow up -- bo : pa , pa -- asa : like some fashion designer ? bo : pa ! asa : when you were younger than matthew , i was teaching you how to shoot a gun . bo : i know , pa. that was a long time ago . that was in texas , all right ? i think nora 's right . i mean , you 've already gotten matthew -- you gave him his own pony , you know ? why do n't you pick one other present down there and then just put all the others away for now , including the b.b . gun . nora : thank you very much . bo : it 's no problem . he is my son , too . kevin : hey , everybody . the party still going ? bo : hey , kev . nora : oh . kevin : is there any food left ? kelly : um -- ahem -- i 'm glad you made it back . we all missed you . do you want some cider or something ? kevin : no , i 'll get it myself . kelly : okay . well , why do n't you take off your coat and stay a while , huh ? kevin : okay . kelly : what 's that ? kevin : what ? what ? kelly : that 's lipstick . kevin : no , it 's not . kelly : yes , it is ! do you think i 'm blind ? that 's from blair , is n't it ? is n't it ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : so , none of the other grad students have seen emma jacobs all day ? antonio : no , no , and they were surprised because she 's got a perfect attendance record . but i did speak to a girl that lived across the hall from her . she said she saw her last night leaving for her dance class . evangeline : oh , my god . antonio : yeah . evangeline : antonio , we have to find her . antonio : yeah , i know . i was on my way to check the dance studio now . antonio : wait a second . somebody 's ripped that poster down . evangeline : it 's probably just some students fooling around . it 's -- antonio : yeah , well , this lunatic is n't fooling around . these students better realize that fast . [ scene_break ] kevin : kelly -- kelly , listen , this is not what you think . kelly : what is it , then ? why are you lying to me ? do you think i 'm stupid ? why are you doing this , kevin ? i mean , why ? are you trying to protect blair 's marriage ? kevin : no , i am not protecting her . kelly : well , then why ? why ca n't you just tell me the truth ? kevin : listen , this is not about you , okay ? you 're not the victim here . blair is the one that 's been lied to and betrayed . kelly : really ? kevin : yes . kelly : so what ? so she wants to ruin my marriage because of it ? kevin : she is not ruining your marriage . kelly : no , you are , because of blair ! kevin : she is not the problem here . kelly : do you think i do n't know why you lied to your mother ? do you think i do n't know that you went to see blair ? what are you doing here ? just go back to her . you obviously want to be with her ! just leave ! kevin : listen to me . i am not leaving -- kelly : do n't you touch me ! kevin : kelly -- kelly , listen , we have got -- what are you going to -- you 're just going to run ? that 's good . that 's good ! asa : you have the most beautiful , talented wife , who 's crazy about you -- why the hell , i 'll never know -- and you toss her away for some tramp . and i thought you had a brain . kevin : oh , that 's good , grandpa . asa : ah -- kevin : you know what , you love to point out what i do wrong , but why do n't you just wait for this one time until you find out what really happened , huh ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] todd : hello ? hello ? is that you , kevin ? huh ? is that you ? she 's here . she 's with me . she 's in my bed ! she 's waiting for me in my bed . and if you ever come near her , i 'm going to tear your head off ! blair : welcome to hell , todd . why do n't you just kick back and relax . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , i 'm so glad you 're here . blair : hey . just leaving . hello , guys . dorian : blair ? paul : bye . dorian : excuse me ; i 'll be right back . david : paul , i got something to show you . dorian : thank you . honey , wait , please . blair : what ? dorian : please ? are you all right ? blair : yeah , i 'm fine . dorian : you do n't seem fine . what 's going on with todd ? blair : i got him just where i want him . dorian : meaning what ? blair : meaning he was just here , spying on me through your french doors . dorian : my goodness . what did he see ? blair : probably his worst nightmare . i was in kevin 's arms . dorian : and what did he do ? blair : just turned and left . dorian : oh , thank heaven for that . you seem disappointed . blair : hmm . i am , actually . dorian : blair ? blair : what ? dorian : this is -- this is -- this is insane . i mean , do you know how risky this is ? blair : i -- you know what , i do n't care . he deserves it ! he should rot in hell for what he did to me . dorian : you know very well what that man is capable of . blair : yeah , i do . and you know what ? now he 's going to find out what i 'm capable of . dorian : honey – [ scene_break ] todd : what are you thinking , buchanan , calling me here at my home ? what , you think i 'm going to -- no , they 're together now . oh . now we 're a family . we 're a happy -- you said you were happy . was that a lie ? no , no , it does n't make sense . it does n't make sense . you love walker . you married walker . why would you want to make walker jealous ? hmm ? you hate when walker gets jealous . why ? why , why ? you said that to walker so many times . you know he asked his wife for a divorce ! why did he do that ? blair : well , that 's between kevin and kelly ! todd : because he knows he can have you , like he 's already had you ! blair : you know what ? i 'm not going to be around you when you 're like this . todd : just a minute . blair : stop it ! you 're acting exactly like todd ! todd : oh , my god , no . god , no , no -- she knows . she knows . [ scene_break ] paul : hmm . so , you bought your own polygraph ? david : no , no , paul . this is a lie detector . it 's just a hobby of mine -- picking up old gadgets , seeing if they work . you ever seen one of these babies in action ? paul : no . david : oh . then why do n't we hook you up ? we 'll take it for a spin . paul : i do n't think so . dorian : oh , come on . it could be fun , paul . paul : come on ; look at this thing . what -- what if it 's defective ? i could get electrocuted . david : dorian , i could 've sworn that you said that paul here was a hero . dorian : mm - hmm . david : you 're not afraid of a little shock , are you ? or do you have some big , juicy secret to hide ? paul : not at all . dorian : well , then , go ahead . david : yeah . paul : no , thanks . david : you know , dorian , i know you 've never done anything that you 're ashamed of . why do n't you show paul here that it wo n't hurt ? david : all right . let 's try us a bigger one . no , i 'm going to need you to put that down . very good . paul : sorry . david : all right , dorian . why are you always so jealous of viki davidson ? dorian : i 'm not . david : uh -- you see that ? lying . dorian : ask me another question . david : okay . which of your husbands did you love the most ? dorian : that is n't a fair question . david : just be honest . dorian : why , you , david , of course . david : lying again . dorian : mel hayes . david : mel -- what , the pulitzer prize - winning journalist you 're always bragging about ? dorian : you wanted me to be honest . david : what i want is another shot at the top spot , baby . dorian : you keep dreaming . it 's what you do best . any other questions ? david : not right now . dorian : all righty , paul . it 's your turn . paul : i already told you guys , i 'm not interested . david : wow . i am really starting to think that you 've got something to hide . dorian : me , too . [ scene_break ] kevin : i do n't owe you an explanation , but i 'm going to give you one . yes , we 're having problems . everyone knows that . and i am very doubtful that we 'll be able to solve them . having said that , i 'm still married to my wife . i 'm not going to do anything to hurt her . and no matter what she thinks , i have n't had an affair with blair or anyone else . asa : you were at blair 's ! that 's her brand on your collar ! kevin : she was in trouble ! she called me ! she wanted my help ! we talked ! i tried to comfort her ! that 's what happened , grandpa , whether you believe it or not . i 'm going to go . asa : what the hell 's wrong with that boy ? bo : ah , give it a rest , pa . asa : no ! i put a lot of time and money in him . nora : oh , he 's not an investment . he 's your grandson . asa : nora , you left this family ! do n't you dare tell me how to run it ! bo : no , nobody 's trying to tell you anything you do n't already know , pa. you ca n't live other people 's lives for them . matthew : bo ? bo : what -- matthew : did grandpa do something wrong ? [ scene_break ] todd : how 'd you find out , blair ? how 'd you know it was me ? huh ? who told you ? who told you ? how 'd you find out ? somebody told you . i know who it was . oh , you 're a dead man , buchanan ! [ knock on door ] todd : go away . kelly : let me in ! it 's kelly ! [ knock ] kelly : blair , let me in ! todd : what do you want ? kelly : where 's blair ? i want to talk to her . hey ! blair ! where is she ? todd : she 's doing the horizontal mambo with your husband . what do you think ? kelly : oh , shut up . i just came from asa 's . kevin was there . he was trying to cover his tracks . i figured blair was here trying to do the same thing . todd : oh , no , she 's not here . she 's not coming back probably , either . kelly : why ? todd : because your sniveling husband told her who i am . [ scene_break ] antonio : all right , do me a favor -- do n't touch a thing . show me the light , ralph . evangeline : i hope you 're wrong about this . antonio : yeah . yeah , me , too . ralph , you 're sure the car you saw in the garage belonged to emma jacobs ? ralph : she 's over here all the time , storing her lab work in the refrigerators across the hall . she works hard , all hours . antonio : yeah , but you have n't seen her since last night ? ralph : no . antonio : ah , you do n't need to see this . evangeline : oh , my god ! ralph : that 's her . antonio : all right . call 911 . [ scene_break ] paul : no , i did n't kill j.f.k . dorian : not funny . paul : look , you guys think you 're going to dig up some big , terrible secret on me , you 're wrong . dorian : no , we do n't think that , do we , david ? david : no , do n't be ridiculous . we 're just playing a game . we 're just having fun , right ? okay . are you ready ? have you ever broken the law ? paul : no . david : okay . have you -- i do n't know -- ever been on a submarine ? dorian : no . paul : no . david : okay . have you ever been in love ? paul : no . have you ? i mean , except with yourself ? [ dorian laughs ] david : i 'm asking the questions , thank you very much . so , if you 've never been in love , it would follow then that you 've never been married . is that true ? paul : i 've already answered this question , like , a dozen times . david : hey , we 're just having fun . answer it a dozen and one -- have you ever been married ? paul : fine . i 've never been married . [ scene_break ] bo : hey , buddy . come here . what are you doing up ? you ought to be in bed right now , dreaming about christmas . no . grandpa did n't do anything wrong . it 's just sometimes , when he loves somebody so much , he can get a little carried away . matthew : can you tuck me in ? bo : yeah . that i 'd love to do . asa : hey , little cowpoke . i 'm sorry i woke you . i had somebody very close to me who let me down real hard . you 'd never do that to your grandpa , would you ? matthew : no . asa : attaboy . how would you like to be president of the u.s.a. ? nora : asa . asa : why not ? he 's a buchanan . there 's no limit to what he could be . nora : all that he 's going to be is asleep . come on . oh . say goodbye . [ phone rings ] asa : night . renee : good night . bo : buchanan . hey , antonio , what 's up ? where are you ? i 'm on my way . renee : again ? [ scene_break ] kelly : blair knows ? todd : oh , you 're damn right she does , and your husband told her . kelly : why -- why would he do something like that ? todd : oh , i do n't know , kelly ! what do you think ? kelly : if you think it 's because he wants her to sleep with him , that 's ridiculous . todd : there 's no other explanation ! kelly : for what ? todd : for what i saw tonight . for what blair wanted me to see tonight -- she and your husband locked in a game of tonsil hockey . kelly : you -- you saw that ? todd : at dorian 's . yeah , blair wanted me to see it . she knew i was there . she wants to pay me back for not telling her who i really am . kelly : just -- if blair knows , kevin did n't tell her . todd : oh , will you -- will you get with it ! kelly : hey -- todd : he tells her , she dumps me . hmm ? he 's there with a little shoulder for her to cry on . kelly : he -- kevin -- kevin would n't do that . todd : why not ? do you think it 's because of that home movie i have of you and your friend in texas ? do you think he cares ? kelly : yes . yes , he cares . todd : and that 's why he 's moving out on you -- because he cares so much . kelly : well , he definitely cares about his career . he does n't want that to get out because -- todd : oh , he 'll just say , `` oh , she cheated on me . i 'm horrified . `` but he still ends up mr. clean ! kelly : he would n't take that chance . todd : that videotape is everything he needs to divorce you ! and he figures if i 'm the clear , he gets blair . but just wait -- just wait -- when he finds out she 's playing him to get back at me . kelly : you 're unbelievable . you see your wife with another man and you think that she 's just with him because she 's mad at you ? todd : there is no other reason for her to be there . kelly : okay . todd : you did n't see the look she gave me when he was groping her . she 's trying to stick it to me . kelly : dream on , todd . todd : oh , where are you going ? kelly : i 'm going to find your wife and we 're going to settle this once and for all ! todd : do n't do that . kelly : why not ? todd : i got a better idea . [ scene_break ] paul : it was fun playing truth or dare with you guys . david : yeah . paul : it 's too bad you did n't ask me about my secret years as a diamond smuggler . dorian : a diamond smuggler ? imagine . what are you thinking ? david : stupid piece of junk . hey , maybe we should 've read the owner 's manual . dorian : look , look , look , look . that stupid piece of junk has proved that paul 's telling the truth . david : no . dorian : yes ! david : no . dorian : no , no , no . it 's clear . aunt betsy 's medication was switched by accident . david : i do n't know . dorian : you know -- the point is she is going to die sooner rather than later , so we 've got to come up with something else . david : okay . well , do you have any ideas ? dorian : um -- david : mm - hmm . dorian : aunt betsy has said that she wo n't leave her money to anyone who 's ever been married , right ? david : right , but paul just said that he never has been married and you seem to believe him . dorian : oh , but there 's an old saying -- `` there 's someone for everyone . `` we just need to find someone for paul . david : a girl worth $ 30 million ? i would like to meet her myself . dorian : do you have a better idea ? david : this was a good idea . that guy -- that guy is up to something , i am telling you . this should 've worked . dorian : well , it did n't . david : i know it did n't , and i 'm going to find out why . [ scene_break ] nora : what 's wrong ? where 's bo ? renee : i think they found another girl murdered . nora : oh , no . asa : you both are spending the night right here . nora : that 's sweet , asa . thank you . it 'll be nice to see matthew wake up here . renee : excuse me . i 'd better call the palace hotel . nora : okay . asa : and , nora , i 'm not going to spoil matthew anymore . i got your message . nora : do n't you know that matthew will love you no matter what kind of presents you give him ? the same way kevin does ? asa : do n't you ever mention kevin 's name to me . he 's out of my life for good . nora : okay , just promise me you 're not going to try and slide matthew into that slot . asa : well , what ? you would n't like the youngest lieutenant governor in the history of pennsylvania ? nora : yeah , that would be great . that 'd be really cool , okay . you 're hopeless . asa : ah , yes , i am . but little matthew is a buchanan , and he 's going to be somebody whether his parents like it or not . oh , what a day . [ scene_break ] bo : yeah , john , get down here as fast as you can . antonio . i know you 'd love to jump right in the middle of this , but , you know , you are a civilian . antonio : i 'm sorry , commissioner . bo : well , it 's okay . do n't worry about it . if you have a theory , i 'd like to hear it . antonio : all right . the crime scene is all wrong . the music box -- it 's cheaply made , no ballerina inside . aside from that , the victim was strangled by a red scarf instead of a leotard . bo : so you think it 's a copycat ? all right . we 'll wait and see if the marks on her face are from a different kind of lipstick , okay ? evangeline : it 's not lipstick . it 's blood . bo : it 's blood ? what , is it -- excuse me , doctors , is it the killer 's blood ? can you get his d.n.a . ? doctor : probably not . there 's a puncture wound on her foot . bo : so it 's her blood . doctor : looks that way . we 'll know for sure once we run the tests . bo : all right . let me know . antonio : commissioner , i do n't think they 're the same guy . bo : he went after jen . he blew it , so maybe -- maybe he changed his m.o . maybe somebody interrupted him down here before he got a chance to finish up all his artwork . antonio : all right . either way , he 's getting sloppy . sooner or later , he 's going to make a big mistake . [ scene_break ] todd : hi , honey . blair : what are you doing ? todd : playing santa claus . come here for a second , will you ? come . come here . put your finger right where mine is there . thank you . blair : why are you doing this now ? todd : well , i want to do it while the kids are asleep . oh . you know , i ca n't wait to see their faces on christmas morning . starr said she does n't believe in santa claus . i think she does just a little bit . i just want to make this a christmas that she 'll never forget . jack , too . what 's the matter ? blair : um -- ahem . i 'm coming down with something . todd : oh . you want me to massage your temples or something else ? blair : sorry , no . todd : maybe you better have another aspirin . blair : yeah . yeah , and you know what ? i 'm going to sleep up in the guest bedroom -- ahem -- because if i am coming down with something , i do n't want you to catch it , okay ? todd : maybe you ought to take a nice , hot bath . sweat it out . blair : yeah . yeah . yeah , that 's what i 'll do . todd : sweetie ? blair : yeah ? todd : i think it 's going to be a terrific christmas . blair : yeah . i know it is . todd : yeah , i think it 's going to be a christmas you 'll never forget . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live `` [ next_on ] babe : we need to meet . paul : is that really necessary ? al : maybe i should just go for broke -- tell her exactly who i am . nora : i 've seen a bag like this before . troy had one . john : who 's troy ? gabrielle : fancy seeing you here again , troy .
blair used kevin to make todd jealous . kevin ended up leaving her alone and left . kelly found lipstick on his collar and accused him of being with blair and that she was the reason for them divorcing . kevin left asa 's after an argument about asa trying to control his life . todd figured out that blair knows he is todd and not walker .
duke : i do n't understand , kelly . what do you mean you 're not ace 's mother ? kelly : i love ace more than anything else in this whole world . in every way that matters , i am his mother . every way but one . i did n't actually give birth to him . duke : well , then who did ? kelly : i believe babe chandler did , the woman who kidnapped him . [ scene_break ] marcie : michael , i 'm fine ! this is ridiculous ! michael : you are not fine . you passed out . marcie : i fainted . it 's not a big deal . michael : well , it could be . we 'll know once we get the results of your blood work back . marcie : why are you overreacting ? michael : because i love you , marcie ! and if something is wrong with you , well , i need to know ! and -- because i love you . [ scene_break ] daniel 's voice : you 're holding on to the hope somewhere deep down inside that you and bo will get back together again . it 's never going to happen . nora : daniel , you are so full of it . i do n't want to get back together again with bo . i mean , sure , we had a great marriage and everything , but it 's been over for years , and i 'm ok with that . i 'm ok with everything . we 're doing great . we 've got this whole parenting thing down and we got the working thing down . the parenting , working , no romantic - ing . nothing romantic - ing . we 're not romancing . we 're -- we 're not doing any of that . ridiculous ! [ scene_break ] paige : am i -- am i early ? bo : no , no , you 're right on time . come on in . bo : oh . paige : rose , just in case . bo : oh , great . then you got all the bases covered . paige : so you 're really going to make us dinner ? bo : yeah , of course . what , did you think i was just another pretty face ? paige : well , what 's your specialty ? bo : scrambled eggs , usually . but tonight it 's steak . paige : oh . this is good because i love -- love steak . boy , did i get lucky . bo : yeah , but i also made some backup dinner reservations , you know , just -- just in case . paige : here you are making reservations and i 'm bringing three bottles of wine . bo : quite a pair , huh ? well , why do n't i open one of these bottles of wine ? paige : uh , just a minute . i have n't given you a proper hello yet . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] starr : dad . dad ? dad ? it 's just you . dorian : hello , dear . any word from your father ? starr : no . dorian : he 's probably in paraguay by now . how 's your mother ? starr : i do n't know . she has n't come out of her room . she 's just lying there like a blob . dorian : how long has that been going on ? starr : ever since i got home from school . dorian : where 's jack ? starr : jeanette took him to the movies . i 'm thirsty . i 'll be right back . blair : starr , i figured it out ! i -- dorian ? dorian : what did you figure out , sweetheart ? blair : this letter . todd did n't write it . [ scene_break ] margaret : look who 's up . it 's mr. sleepyhead ! i did n't know that you were such a late riser . you have been sleeping all day . i hope that you 're hungry . well , you wo n't be able to eat with your hands tied to the bed , will you ? i guess there 's no harm in me untying them . you 're certainly not going anywhere , are you ? oh , you can barely move , much less walk . poor baby -- ah ! [ captioned by the national captioning institute ] [ margaret and todd scream ] margaret : i really wish you had n't done that , todd ! [ scene_break ] duke : babe chandler is ace 's biological mother ? i mean , kelly , you were pregnant , were n't you ? kelly : i had a son . he died . duke : kelly -- kelly : there were complications , and i did n't want kevin to know that there might be something wrong with the baby , so i left town and that 's when i had him . duke : you were all alone ? kelly : no , my brother paul was with me . duke : and you did n't tell dad ? kelly : i was terrified . i thought he would leave me . duke : you thought dad would leave you because your baby died ? kelly : he was going to divorce me before i got pregnant . he was chasing blair all over town . me being pregnant and having his child was the only thing keeping us together . and it sounds so silly now , and insane , but he was my whole world back then . i loved him so much . duke : so , what did you tell dad ? kelly : after my baby died , paul got me another one . duke : he got you another baby ? kelly : he told me that -- that there was this homeless woman and that she had given birth to a son and that she did n't want him . duke : wait , kelly , so you just took the baby and passed it off as dad 's and yours ? kelly : i knew -- i knew that kevin and i could give that child a good home , and we did . and the moment i held ace , the moment i looked into his eyes , i knew that he was mine , and i could not have loved him more than if he were my own . duke : but then you found out he was n't some unwanted baby ? kelly : yeah . paul lied to me , and that 's when i started looking for ace 's biological mother . and that 's right before he was kidnapped . duke : so you figured whoever ace 's biological mother was was probably the one who 'd taken him . kelly : well , things started making sense . david and i tracked her to north carolina , and we 've been trying to catch up with her ever since . duke : well , i understand now why you did n't want to involve the police . kelly : i could n't take that risk . duke : and dad knows all about this ? kelly : he knows everything . i wanted him to let me do this my way . but , no , he has been having a private investigator follow me . duke : kelly , if babe chandler is ace 's biological mother , then you have no claim to him . so what are you going to do when you find him ? [ scene_break ] riley : you sure you 're ready for this ? jen : yes , i am . promise me that you do n't think i killed paul . riley : i 'm sorry i even doubted you for a minute . it was just my -- it was just my dad was putting thoughts in my head -- jen : your dad ? oh , great , great . the d.a . thinks that i killed paul . riley : no , no , no , he 's just digging around . that 's what he does . he does n't trust anyone . everyone 's a suspect , ok ? but i 'm not going to let him hurt you , i promise . i love you too much . jen : i love you , too . riley : come on . [ phone rings ] riley : no , no , no , no , let your voicemail pick it up , please , please . jen : oh , it 's marcie . i saw her at the gym this morning . she was n't doing so great . i 'll get it . hey . are you ok ? marcie : yes , but i 'm in the hospital . jen : at the hospital ? what happened ? marcie : i got dizzy and i fainted , but i 'm fine . michael 's being really silly . he 's making me take all these stupid tests , and he wo n't let me leave . jen : good . marcie : no ! no , no , jen , it 's not good because i 'm fine . could you come over here ? you know , maybe you could try to help me convince michael to let me go . jen : i 'll be right there . riley : marcie 's in the hospital . is she ok ? jen : yeah , but i just want to make sure for myself . you want to come with me ? riley : absolutely . jen : i 'm sorry . it looks like our plans kind of got ruined . riley : we got time . jen : yeah ? riley : yeah . [ scene_break ] blair : no , he did n't write the letter . dorian : oh , blair ! blair : i 've been reading it over and over again , and somebody else must have written it . starr : mom , you 're exactly right . blair : i know i am . dorian : then who ? and why ? blair : i do n't know . he has a lot of enemies . anybody could 've written it . dorian : all right . let 's say they did . but then where is todd ? blair : i do n't know that , dorian , but i do know that he loves me and he loves his kids . dorian : oh , you are in such denial ! blair : i am not in denial , dorian ! dorian : oh , yes , you are . blair : you tell me , why would he write this and leave without saying goodbye to us ? especially his kids ? dorian : you told me that he said he was afraid of hurting you again -- blair : i know what i told you . dorian : of letting his family down ! blair : those were his demons calling him . we talked about it . i talked it over with him . he was fine . he wanted to marry me . i know that he did not write this letter . dorian : all right , he did n't write the letter . now let 's prove it . [ scene_break ] todd : margaret -- margaret , i 'm sorry . put the knife down . margaret : but you 've made such a mess ! somebody has to clean it up ! how are you feeling ? todd : like somebody who 's been shot , margaret . margaret : look , you left me no other choice . you would n't come with me willingly . i said that i was sorry ! did n't i take the bullets out of your legs ? todd : margaret , i -- i need to go to the hospital . i may have an infection . margaret : look , i took very good care of you . the wounds -- they 're healing very beautifully . you just wo n't be able to get out of the bed . that 's why i put on these nice , comfy pajamas . todd : when did you do that ? margaret : last night after you fell asleep . oh , but do n't worry . i did n't peek . well , maybe just a little . todd : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry that the food fell off . i should n't have done that . margaret : yes , you are right . and if you do it again , i am going to tie you back up . todd : it 's just that i -- i miss my children . margaret , i miss -- i miss starr . maybe -- maybe i could call and let her know i 'm ok . margaret : no . no , no , no , no , i do n't think so . todd : well , i promise blair will never find out what 's going on . i promise . it 'll just be our secret . it 's just that i miss my children . i -- i promise that starr will never know where i am . now , what do you say ? [ scene_break ] bo : whoa . i hope you like your steak well - done . paige : we , it just looks like we 're having cajun . bo : hmm . god . you know , i could scramble up those eggs that we were talking about before . or we have the backup dinner reservation , so -- paige : i 'm actually not that hungry . [ scene_break ] david : hello , starr . starr : hurry up and get in . david : charming . starr : hurry up . blair : so , david , can you help us ? please ? david : yes . i spoke to a very dear friend of mine who 's a forger -- a handwriting expert -- from holland . she should be able to tell us if todd wrote the letter or not , since you do n't seem to want to take my word for it . starr : give him the note . dorian : all right , fine . this is a note todd left for the nanny . david : mm - hmm . dorian : and this is the note that he left behind in the hotel room . david : ok . ok . i will be back as soon as i can . blair : david ? thank you . david : do n't mention it . after all , you 're soon to be family . starr : aunt dorian ? dorian : what ? starr : i know that my dad did not write that letter . he could n't have . [ scene_break ] todd : how about it , margaret ? let me call my daughter ; let her know i 'm ok . margaret : no . i 'm sorry , todd , but i ca n't trust that you are n't going to give starr some secret little message . todd : i wo n't , i promise . margaret : no ! i said no ! end of discussion ! why do n't we talk about something else ? todd : you look beautiful in that dress . it 's still got blood over it . why are you still wearing it ? margaret : well , i altered this dress with my own two hands just for you . oh , and if you need to know , blair is the one that picked it out . todd : what ? margaret : yes , i found it in her closet just a couple days ago . i did n't think that she would mind if i borrowed it . todd : you really are crazy . margaret : be nice , todd . todd : you know , if you 're trying to look like blair , forget it . you do n't stand a chance . and that dress is hideous . it 's a joke . blair hates it . i hate it . margaret : ugh ! how dare you talk to me that ! [ scene_break ] kelly : what will i do when i find ace ? i have asked myself that question so many times . duke : and ? kelly : and if he 's safe and babe chandler seems like a good mother , then i guess i will have to let her have him and say goodbye . duke : but , kelly , what if you think babe is n't a good mother ? i mean , ace still does n't belong to you . kelly : that does n't matter . because i meant what i said . i will do whatever it takes to keep that boy safe . i will do what 's right for him . [ scene_break ] jen : hey . marcie : oh , hi . riley : hi , marcie . jen : how you doing ? marcie : i 'm fine . hi . jen : did the tests come back ? marcie : stupid tests -- i 'm fine . michael is just completely overreacting . jen : well , maybe not . michael : jen , riley . riley : hey man . jen : hey . is marcie ok ? michael : well , your test results came back normal -- aside from the fact that you are severely dehydrated . jen : yeah , probably because you 're working out too hard and not eating well enough . michael : what 's she talking about ? marcie : you were n't supposed to say anything ! jen : well , this is serious , marcie . i 'm worried about you . michael : what does she mean , not eating right , working out too hard ? marcie : it 's nothing , michael , really . it 's absolutely -- michael : no , it 's not nothing . this is because of that hayes guy , right ? because he told you that you needed to lose weight and start exercising ? marcie : well , that 's not a bad thing . michael : it is a bad thing if you 're pushing yourself that you 're so -- this is all because of that stupid book ! [ scene_break ] doorman : hiya , starr . starr : hi . doorman : got a package for your mom . starr : ok . aunt dorian , i need tip money . dorian : yes . here you go . thank you . starr : what is it ? who 's it from ? dorian : yes , who 's it from ? blair : todd . [ scene_break ] margaret : if i had known you hated this dress so much , i never would have worn it . i 'm sorry that i slapped you . you just make me so mad sometimes . honestly , if i did n't love you so much -- todd : where are we , margaret ? margaret : in the mountains . todd : which mountains ? the alleghenies ? margaret : oh . i chose this cabin because it was so secluded and pretty . do n't you think it 's pretty ? and i thought that you would love to watch the snow falling outside this window . soon it will snow and snow and we 'll be all snuggled in tight . snowed in all winter like two bunnies . todd : all winter ? margaret : we 're going to be here all alone in this cabin , just the two of us , for a long , long time . [ scene_break ] bo : that was -- paige : it was so nice . bo : it was amazing . [ knock on door ] paige : are you expecting someone ? bo : no . no , just ignore them and they 'll go away . [ knock ] paige : maybe you should answer it . [ knock ] nora : bo ? bo buchanan ? are you in there ? i saw your car outside , and it 's -- i need to talk to you . it 's really important . please be in there . it 's real -- hi . bo : what is it ? nora : what 'd you do , fall asleep on the couch watching `` all my -- `` nora : i , um -- hi , paige . paige : hello . bo : you said that it was important . what 's up ? nora : uh -- paige : you know , i 'm -- i 'm just going to go freshen up a little , all right ? bo : nora ? nora : hmm ? bo : what is it that 's so important ? nora : uh , yes . well , i just wanted you to know that what happened the other day with me going over daniel 's head and dropping the charges against dorian and david will never happen again . bo : that 's what you came over here to tell me ? nora : yes . because , you see , daniel and i -- well , daniel 's my -- he 's -- we 're friends -- good friends . we 're -- we 're together , and i 'm on his side , so there . bo : fine . nora : fine ? bo : fine . nora : ok . good . good . well , as long as that 's clear . bo : it 's clear , it 's clear . is there anything else you wanted to tell me ? nora : um -- paige : i 'm -- i 'm going to take off , ok ? bo : whoa , wait . nora was just leaving . paige : no , no , it 's all right . i should check in at the hospital anyway . i had a really great time . thank you . bo : me , too . paige : i 'll call you later . bo : ok . paige : bye . bo : bye . paige : bye . nora : bye , paige . bo : well , there she goes . thank you , nora . nora : what ? i did n't chase her -- i did n't even know paige was -- what in the world are you doing answering the door anyway , when it 's obvious the two of you were -- were in the middle of something ? bo : i thought you were going to knock it off the hinges . nora : oh , i was not . bo : and what 's with the tone ? nora : what tone ? bo : just now -- the tone when you said , `` you two were right in the middle of something . `` nora : oh , there was no tone . i did n't have any tone . i mean , we -- it 's awkward . i mean , that 's all . it 's just awkward . i mean , it was very obvious that you and paige had just -- bo : had sex . we had -- had sex . do you have a problem with that ? [ scene_break ] marcie : you think my book is stupid ? is that what you really think ? michael : that -- that is not what i meant . i love `` the killing club . `` you know that i do . but pushing yourself to the point of passing out because your jerk agent thinks that you need to look perfect to sell books ? that 's stupid ! marcie : he never said that ! jen : we 're going to take off . marcie : no , jen , i want you to stay , really . jen : listen to michael . he 's a doctor and he loves you . riley : hey , feel better , marcie . marcie : i will . jen : call me later , ok ? marcie : i will , i will . michael : i do love you , marcie . but you got to promise that you 're going to stop all this nonsense ; that you 're going to stop pushing yourself so hard , and that you 're going to start eating right ! marcie : no , i 'm not going to do it . [ scene_break ] starr : wow . dad bought you that ? blair : read what he wrote . dorian : `` the fifth time 's the charm . i promise it 's going to be forever this time . love , todd . `` blair : it 's five diamonds . we joked about it last week about it being our fifth -- our fifth wedding . [ door closes ] blair : so , what 'd you find out ? david : well , i have some good news and -- blair : ok . david : i have some bad news . the bad news is todd wrote the letter . blair : what ? dorian : what 's the good news ? david : i was n't wrong for a moment . blair : but why would he do it ? why would he send me this beautiful necklace and then -- and then just walk out ? it just does n't make any sense . it does n't make any sense ! [ scene_break ] todd : you 're not going to be able to keep me up here all winter because people are going to come looking for me . margaret : oh , i do n't think so . do you remember that letter that i made you write ? well , as far as blair is concerned , you walked out on her and the children . you abandoned them . todd : she 's going to come looking for me , letter or not . margaret : oh . are you sure about that ? really sure ? because i know about your history with blair -- all the harm and the broken promises . i 've done my research on you . todd : i 've changed . i 've changed because of blair , and she knows that . margaret : oh , does she ? people never really change , do they ? blair is not going to be coming to look for you . no one is . todd : what do you want from me , margaret ? margaret : i want you to fall in love with me . todd : and you think shooting me is the way to go ? margaret : oh , stop being so negative ! we are going to be staying here in this cabin locked up until you do . todd : well , you just go ahead and shoot me . you can shoot me 20 more times if you want . i do n't love you , and i never will love you , ever . margaret : stop saying that . listen , if you 'd just give it a little time , maybe you will -- todd : no . never . and you 'd better get that through your head . margaret : well , i thought you might say that . i guess i 'll have to move on to plan b . todd : what 's plan b ? [ scene_break ] kelly : i have loved this boy since the day he was born . how could i let someone take him if she would n't be able to provide for him in the same way that i can ? duke : kelly , it 's not your call . you 're not his mother . kelly : i 'm the only mother he 's ever known . and what kind of mother would i be if i abandoned him when he needs me most ? duke : all right , kelly , you know what ? let 's assume babe is a terrible mother , ok , that ace is better off with you , and somehow you get ace from her . what then ? i mean , do n't you think that she 's going to come right back to llanview and try to take him again ? and maybe next time go to the police with d.n.a . evidence ? kelly : it wo n't matter . because if i have to take ace , i will take him and disappear forever . [ scene_break ] michael : so you 're going to keep this up , huh ? working out too hard , not eating right ? marcie : that is not what i 'm doing , michael . michael : you 're going to sacrifice your health for book sales ? that 's genius . marcie : michael , i worked really hard on `` the killing club , `` and i 'm going to do whatever i need to do in order to make this book a success ! if you do n't like -- michael : yeah , even if it kills you ! paige : hey , is everything ok in here ? michael : everything is fine , dr. miller . just having a little disagreement with my patient . marcie : oh , well , now i 'm your patient ? paige : your girlfriend is your patient ? i do n't think so . no way . i want you off this case right now . michael : no . paige : you know what ? that 's not a request . marcie : listen , i 'm fine . really , i 'm fine . and anyway , michael was about to release me . paige : michael , if you value your job , you will leave this room now . michael : take good care of her . we might not always see eye to eye , but she means the world to me . [ scene_break ] blair : why would he do it , dorian ? why would he send me this beautiful necklace and then just leave me ? dorian : i do n't know , honey . i mean , in a way , i -- i really did want to believe that todd did n't write the letter . blair : i was so sure . but he did , and you know what ? now he 's gone . starr : wait -- no , mom , that 's not true . there 's a missing piece to the puzzle , and we have n't figured it out yet . blair : dorian -- shh -- would you take jack and starr home with you tonight ? because i just need some alone time , all right ? starr : mom , no ! dorian : of course . starr : no ! blair : starr , it 's not open for discussion . i just need some to think , ok , honey ? starr : but , mom -- blair : it 's ok . dorian : it 's fine . jack and starr will be in good hands with us , and we 'll -- blair : you listen to me . i love you more than anything in the whole world , and i am never going to leave you . you got that ? just give me some time , all right ? starr : ok . blair : ok . starr : i love you . blair : i love you . david : listen -- blair : go with aunt dorian . dorian : come on , honey . david : blair , for what it 's worth , i truly am sorry that this happened to you . [ scene_break ] todd : what 's plan b , margaret ? margaret : i may be a little confused at times , but i am not stupid . i know that you ca n't force someone to love you , that they have to feel that on their own and give it to you . but i love you with all of my heart . i wish you would know that and accept that , and that you would return that love to me . but i accept that you do n't . that 's why i came up with an alternate plan . todd : which is what ? margaret : do you really want to know ? well , then i will tell you exactly what is going to happen . and i think you 're going to say what an absolutely perfect little plan it is ! [ scene_break ] nora : i do n't have a problem with you and paige sleeping together . i really do n't . i mean , what you and paige do is really none of my business . bo : sounds like you do . nora : well , i do n't , ok ? i do n't ! i mean , it may bother me a little bit , ok , but , you know , why would n't it ? i mean , come on , can you blame me ? we used to be married , bo . that 's all . it 's just a little strange . bo : what is so strange about it ? i mean , you 're in relationship . nora : yeah . bo : you and daniel are sleeping together . nora : no , we 're not . bo : i thought you were . nora : yeah , i know you thought that . and i let you think that , but you thought wrong . we 're not . bo : well , you know something ? it really does n't matter because we are not married now . we can sleep or not sleep with whoever we want . nora : oh , yes , i 'm -- i 'm very aware of that . yes , you made that painfully clear when you started hooking up with lindsay while we were still married , in fact . bo : well , at that time , we had split . see , we were still married when you hopped in the sack with sam . [ scene_break ] riley : i want the first time we make love to be when we 're completely focused on each other . jen : so do i . riley : i 'll be upstairs in a few . jen : do n't be too long . riley : are you kidding ? `` p.c. `` paul cramer . [ scene_break ] duke : hey , no -- thank you , man . i owe you one . kelly : was that your friend , the state trooper ? duke : we have an address for kate anderson , a.k.a . babe chandler . kelly : oh , give it to me ! duke , come on ! duke : kelly , what you 're planning -- i do n't know . i just -- i do n't think it 's right . kelly : please . please give me the address . you 've helped me so much that -- i have to find ace . duke : she 's here in new orleans . kelly : thank you so much . duke : yeah . kelly : thank you so much . i will never , never forget this . duke : you want me to come with you ? kelly : no . i think i need to do this on my own . [ scene_break ] nora : i did n't `` hop into the sack `` with sam . it was n't sexual or romantic . it was n't like that . bo : well , then , what was it like ? and do n't give me that garbage about trying to save my life by giving me a child . nora : garbage ? bo : there were other ways to go about that , nora . you did n't have to sleep with your old boyfriend . nora : hey , i -- i thought you forgave me for sam . bo : well , i lied . the fact is i do n't forgive you for cheating on me , and i never will . [ scene_break ] blair : you bastard . damn it , damn it , damn it , damn it ! how could you do this to me ? no ! no ! [ scene_break ] margaret : the end . that 's it . that 's plan b . todd : there 's no way in hell i 'll ever do that . [ next_on ] kelly : my baby . bo : you do n't want to move on . you wo n't let go of me . antonio : what is it ? cristian : i 've been lying to everybody . margaret : you deserve to die !
kelly tells duke everything about ace . duke gets information about babe 's whereabouts but is reluctant to give kelly the information after finding out the truth about ace 's parentage . she finally convinces him that she needs to see for herself what kind of a mother babe is to ace . blair is convinced that todd did not write the letter that was left for her . she gets david to have it checked by a forgery expert . before david can come back to tell her that it is really todd 's handwriting , blair receives a package that todd had sent . in the box was a ring with 5 diamonds , one for each of their marriages . the card he enclosed said that this time it was forever . blair asks dorian to take starr and jack so that she can have some time to herself . she starts to destroy the living room , slashing through todd 's face in the portrait over the mantel . margaret has todd tied up to a bed in the cottage . she releases one hand for him to eat and he proceeds to grab her by the neck . she manages to get free and ties todd back up again . he tries to convince her to let him talk to starr to let her know that he is ok . margaret refuses . she tells him that he is going to be a prisoner until he loves her . todd assures her that that will never happen . she tells him that she will go to plan b then if that 's the case . nora interrupts bo and paige evening after they 've had sex . nora is embarrassed and paige leaves to go to the hospital . bo and nora fight and bo tells her that he 's never forgiven her for sleeping with sam . riley and jen make up . as they are about to go upstairs to make love , jen gets a phone call . as jen is on the phone , riley sees an i.d . bracelet fall out of jen 's pocketbook with the initial p.c . on it . at the hospital , michael runs some tests on marcie and finds that she 's dehydrated . marcie calls jen to come get her from the hospital , but instead jen tells michael that marcie has been over exercising and under eating . michael is upset that marcie is in the hospital now because of her `` stupid `` book . paige comes in and hears them fighting . she kicks michael out of the room , telling him to leave if he values his job .
cristian : this was nowhere near the front of the storage space . layla : i thought you said you were n't gon na complain the whole way . cristian : well , we 're here , are n't we ? layla : and look at that . aziza was a good boy . cristian : what would you do if he was n't ? stick him in that storage space ? layla : come on . i do n't want to fight . cristian : well , let 's see what you 're gon na say in , like , an hour . layla : what 's in an hour ? cristian : well , we will have finished assembling our first christmas tree for our first christmas together . [ scene_break ] [ music plays on tv ] singer on tv : be a singer chorus on tv : be a singer cole : what is this ? markko : shh . langston : it 's the film version of the broadway musical `` nine . `` starr : but since when does markko like musicals ? markko : it is based on fellini 's `` 8 1/2 . `` it 's one of the most influential films of the last century . langston : i totally ca n't wait to see it . cole : is that penelope cruz ? she is so hot . starr : excuse me ? cole : what ? she 's a good actress . markko : the entire cast is amazing . langston : i like the dancers -- the way they move , what they can do with their bodies . markko : really ? langston : oh , eyes on the screen , rivera . this is one movie we 're not gon na spend making out . cole : ha . dorian : whoo ! i 'm home ! i am free ! i am the mayor who chose to go to jail rather than back down from standing up for same - sex marriage ! hi , kids . oh , you should 've heard me at that hearing . and , believe me ; i am not doing this for the glory . i am doing this because i truly -- [ dorian exhales ] dorian : the bastard lived . [ scene_break ] jessica : so you want to split an empanada ? brody : no . it kind of kills your appetite . jessica : it makes you want to dive headfirst into the flan . charlie . charlie : yeah ? jessica : how are you ? charlie : well , you know , the mud they serve at the aa meetings is -- leaves a little bit to be desired . so i thought i 'd -- i 'd come prepared . heh heh . jessica : uh , so what do you say ? 2 spoons and some flan ? brody : what was that ? jessica : what was what ? brody : that look between you and charlie . [ scene_break ] natalie : mom ? viki : i 'm in here , honey . hi . i was about to go and check on you . natalie : yeah , i -- i was up till dawn , and then i pretty much passed out . viki : well , i 'm glad you got some rest , sweetheart . natalie : tell me that mitch died last night . viki : no . i 'm sorry . he 's still alive . [ scene_break ] natalie : mitch did n't try and kill himself . it was me . i stabbed that son of a bitch , and i would do it all over again . john : do n't say anything . not a word . natalie : i ca n't let you do this . john : i know what i 'm doing . if you confess , your life is over . natalie : i have nothing to live for . john : it just feels that way right now . natalie : john , you ca n't do this . john : i know what i 'm doing . just stick to the story and everything will be okay . [ scene_break ] langston : we 're so glad you 're home safe . cole : if she could survive that food , she could survive anything . starr : look , everyone is just glad that you 're home . dorian : not everyone . starr : no , my mom is on her way back from seattle right now . dorian : what about amelia ? langston : she 's visiting nick chavez in the hospital . dorian : ohh . that poor man . cole : yeah . it pretty much sucks . markko : i mean , dude was just out celebrating your swearing in . langston : and he gets beaten up for it . dorian : if only i could change people 's beliefs and attitudes and not just the law . langston : dorian , you 've done more than enough . dorian : really , langston ? langston : you got dragged out of the ceremony in handcuffs . markko : yeah , and i got it all on tape . and people need to see what a hero you were . dorian : thank you . but they better see me with a little bit more makeup and my hair done . and then , young man , you better keep the cameras rolling . langston : but , dorian , you just got out of jail . dorian : yes , well , jail 's not gon na stop me . bigots are not gon na stop me . no one is going to stop me . starr : from what ? dorian : i 'm going to take this and my fiancée down to city hall , and we are going to make our marriage legal . delphina : oh , yeah ? i would n't do that if i were you . [ scene_break ] kyle : does it hurt ? nick : that 's okay . amelia : what about some chicken soup ? nick : i do n't need anything else . they 're letting me out of here today . remember ? amelia : i know . but i 've been so busy getting dorian out of jail that i have n't had a chance to spoil you . nick : it 's okay . kyle 's been here ever since that night . kyle : just doing my job , nick . speaking of , maybe i can help speed up your release . nick : see ? it pays to have friends in high places . kyle : you got somebody to come take care of you at home , right ? nick : my aunt . and do n't worry . she makes excellent sopa de pollo . kyle : all right . well , now all that 's left is to spring you . amelia : oh , honey . you got it bad for him , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] nurse : you looked like you could use this . oliver : wow . thank you . it 's been a long day . nurse : you want to sit down ? the couches in the waiting room are more comfortable . oliver : uh , you know , i ca n't . i still got another hour on my shift . nurse : so are you seeing anyone ? oliver : um , actually , yeah , i -- i am . i 'm sorry . nurse : figures . kyle : oliver ? oliver : i was just thinking about you . kyle : what are you doing here ? oliver : guarding mitch laurence . kyle : ah . keeping him from escaping , or making sure nobody finishes him off ? [ scene_break ] jessica : what look between me and charlie ? brody : jessica , come on . something 's going on . what 's up ? jessica : i 'm worried about him . brody : that 's it ? jessica : what else would there be ? brody : you remember last year ? you and i were in st. ann 's together ? jessica : no . i have no idea what you 're taking about . brody : even with all the shrinks around , i felt like you were the only one i could talk to . jessica : me , too . brody : it 's still true , jess . you know anything you tell me stays between us . jessica : i know . i know . i have to tell someone this . i left the house early this morning just so i would n't run into my mother . brody : why ? what happened ? jessica : last night , charlie told me that he 'd been drinking . [ scene_break ] viki : i do n't think anyone expected him to survive that suicide attempt , especially not me . lord , i was so hoping it would succeed , put an end to all our nightmares . natalie : so , um , mitch is awake ? viki : i 'm not sure . natalie : so you do n't know if he maybe said anything ? viki : said anything about what ? [ scene_break ] mitch : hello , detective . here to make sure i get well soon ? [ scene_break ] layla : maybe we should move the couch and put the tree over -- cristian : the tree is staying right here . layla : okay . cristian : `` okay `` ? layla : i told you i like a take - charge guy . remember ? cristian : right . is that why you had me move it 30 times ? layla : maybe i just wanted to get your clothes off . cristian : all you have to do is ask . layla : oh , yeah ? cristian : yeah . layla : hmm . cristian : what do i have to do to get your clothes off ? layla : i could think of a few things . cristian : oh , yeah ? like what ? layla : after . cristian : after what ? layla : after i tell you i ca n't spend christmas here with you . [ scene_break ] brody : charlie 's been drinking ? jessica : last night . i smelt it on him . brody : he seemed so together on thanksgiving . jessica : well , we all thought that he was getting through this . but you should 've seen him when i called him on it . brody : what did he say ? jessica : well , he was embarrassed that i caught him . he was mad at himself . but he told me it was just that one time . brody : you believe him ? jessica : well , he promised me that he was n't gon na do it again . and you saw him . he was just heading out to an aa meeting . and , i mean , he called his sponsor right in front of me . brody : poor guy . he must feel awful . jessica : mostly because of my mom . brody : that why you did n't tell her ? jessica : he asked me not to . am i doing the right thing ? brody : uh -- i always believe in being honest . jessica : me , too . brody : but now , with everything else going on -- jessica : no one has to know , right ? i just hope that charlie meant it when he promised it was just that once . [ scene_break ] viki 's voice : charlie b , good morning . i miss you , sweetheart . you were already gone by the time i woke up . look , i 've got to go to the `` banner `` for a little while . i need to see if there 's not something we can do to up the circulation . so i guess i 'll see you later . all right ? i love you , sweetheart . bye - bye . [ voice mail beeps ] [ scene_break ] viki : did mitch threaten you ? natalie : no . viki : then why would you be concerned about what he might say ? natalie : did the doctor say anything ? viki : about what ? natalie : well , i mean , just because mitch made it through the night does n't mean that he 's gon na be okay . viki : i 'm afraid it does , sweetheart . from everything i 've heard , he is expected to survive . natalie : god , why could n't he have just died ? viki : i 'm so sorry , baby . i 'm so sorry that he 's not out of our lives once and for all . natalie : no , mom , it 's not that . it 's much worse . [ scene_break ] mitch : god wanted me to live . john : i thought maybe you 'd taken a turn for the worse . mitch : and you 've already aided his divine plan . everything you 've done with natalie . john : what about natalie ? mitch : you put her away , did n't you ? [ scene_break ] oliver : so how 's nick ? kyle : he 's good . his aunt 's coming to take him home . oliver : that -- that 's great . kyle : yeah . it 's nice of you to worry . oliver : it 's for selfish reasons . you 've been here with nick . i 've been busy with laurence . i 've missed you . kyle : i 've missed you , too . oliver : you know , we never actually had our first date . kyle : yeah . it 'd be a shame to waste roxy 's present , would n't it ? oliver : you kept those ? kyle : yeah . so we can pick up right where we left off . [ scene_break ] nick : i tried to get over kyle . amelia : oh , yeah . i see how well that 's working out . nick : you do n't understand . he 's been here for me , and he 's been great ever since that night , visiting me , taking care of me . amelia : nick -- nick , listen to me . you have to get over him . nick : like you got over your ex ? [ scene_break ] dorian : delphina . delphina : i 've had a vision i can not ignore . if you do n't tear up that marriage license , terrible things will happen . dorian : what kind of terrible things ? delphina : i see a dark place from which there is no escape . dorian : i 'm not afraid of prison . delphina : i 'm not talking about prison , dorian . i 'm talking about death . [ scene_break ] amelia : look , i know it 's not easy . nick : see ? amelia : but i moved on , and so should you . [ scene_break ] cole : come on . you 're not actually listening to this ? delphina : oh , goody . a nonbeliever . cole : you have n't predicted anything . starr : she just predicted someone 's death . cole : and you do n't want her to be a little more specific ? delphina : okay . how 's this for specific ? it 's someone in this room . [ scene_break ] amelia : forget the chicken soup . just call me whenever you need me . nick : what i need is -- amelia : is to get over kyle . that 's what you told me . nick : yeah . what do i know ? amelia : you helped me . nick : how ? amelia : you hooked me up with dorian . nick : and that made things better ? you still love her , do n't you ? amelia : i got to go . langston : wait . is this because of nick chavez ? because if those hatemongers who attacked him come after my family , i -- dorian : they would have to do it over my dead body . delphina : well , you are right about that . dorian : of course . because my reputation precedes me . delphina : no . because you 're the one who 's going to die . langston : wait , you -- you really had a vision that dorian 's gon na die ? delphina : well , my people , they do n't lie . cole : you 're taking this nut job seriously ? langston : she 's not a nut job . cole : you 're kidding , right ? starr : while i was pregnant , she predicted that there was gon na be trouble around our baby . cole : dorian , you do n't believe her , do you ? dorian : delphina once channeled my late beloved husband mel . langston : what ? dorian : and she 's been right in several other predicaments in my life . cole : i do n't believe this . dorian : however , delphina , nobody is right all of the time . langston : dorian -- dorian : and that is why i intend to continue the fight and fulfill my campaign promise . starr : even if it costs you your life ? dorian : absolutely . i am going to fight for the rights of same - gender couples to marry starting with my own . oh , and here she is , my partner . amelia : del ? delphina : mel . dorian : `` mel `` ? amelia : what are you doing here ? dorian : what -- uh , can we take a time - out here ? do you two know each other ? delphina : oh , you could say that . tell her , mel . amelia : delphina was my girlfriend . [ scene_break ] nick : it 's okay , tia celia . no , it 's -- listen , if you 're sick , you 're sick . do n't worry about it . i 'll be fine . i 'll get somebody else to take care of me . [ scene_break ] kyle : so what are you doing for christmas ? oliver : actually , i had n't really thought about it . kyle : you ? the guy that owns , what is it , 2 reindeer sweaters ? oliver : my mom gave those to me . but , you know , seeing as how my mom and dad did n't call me back on thanksgiving , i -- kyle : yeah . i 'm sorry about that . oliver : yeah , it 'll be my first christmas without them . kyle : i used to spend my christmases with my sister rebecca . oliver : she taught you how to make paper garlands . kyle : do you remember everything ? oliver : i mean , it sounded like fun . kyle : it -- it definitely was . you -- i could teach you if you want to come over ? oliver : yeah , i would . kyle : i should get to nick 's paperwork . oliver : right . a doctor 's work is never finished . kyle : neither is a cop 's . oliver : well , my shift is over in half an hour . what do you say ? cafeteria ? on me ? kyle : i 'll be waiting . [ scene_break ] cristian : i thought we were all staying here for christmas . layla : my mother had a slightly different idea . cristian : oh , let me guess . guilt trip ? layla : `` it 's not christmas without my daughters . and with evangeline sick , i -- `` you know . cristian : she 's good , huh ? layla : tell me about it . cristian : you know , i have christmas day off . i can go to maryland with you for the day . layla : you 're so sweet . cristian : but it 's not exactly a sacrifice . layla : are you sure about that ? cristian : what do you mean ? layla : are you ready to out ourselves to my mother with evangeline in a coma upstairs ? [ scene_break ] john : why would i want to put natalie away ? mitch : because she stormed into your office and stabbed me with a letter opener . john : yeah , i do n't remember that . mitch : come on , detective . these games are beneath you . we both know you arrested her . john : nope . mitch : why not ? john : she did n't try to stab you . mitch : then perhaps you would care to explain why i 'm in this hospital bed . john : you tried to kill yourself . [ scene_break ] viki : natalie , what 's going on ? honey , i know that you saw what happened to mitch at the police station . i also know that something was going on between you and john . natalie : i do n't know what you mean . viki : oh , yes , you do . come on , now . this is about much more than mitch surviving . natalie : i just wish you could make this all better , mom . viki : oh , baby , i will certainly try . you just have to tell me what 's wrong , and we 'll go through this together . [ scene_break ] jessica : your turn . brody : sorry ? jessica : your little brow 's been furrowed since we came in here . i was gon na ask you about it before , but -- brody : i asked you about charlie first . jessica : so ? if there 's something that you want to tell me -- brody : thank you . but i ca n't talk about this . jessica : official police business ? brody : not just that . jessica : what ? brody : this could implicate you in something . jessica : it 's what happened at the police station yesterday . brody : jessica , i ca n't -- jessica : you did n't . look , i knew it was weird that mitch tried to commit suicide , and i know you did n't buy it either . so you think someone tried to kill mitch , right ? who ? brody : i ca n't say . jessica : it was my sister , was n't it ? [ scene_break ] mitch : natalie tried to kill me . john : no . you were upset about having to spend the rest of your life in prison and you tried to kill yourself . mitch : that 's not the way it happened . john : the way i remember it . mitch : and if i disagree ? john : there 's nothing you can do about it . [ scene_break ] dorian : amelia , this -- delphina , this means you 're a -- delphina : a psychic . dorian : a lesbian . delphina : wow . you must be a psychic , too . cole : [ whispering ] is everybody gay ? langston : wait , hold -- hold on a second . you totally made up that prediction , did n't you ? amelia : what prediction ? starr : she told aunt dorian that she was going to die if she did n't tear up the marriage license . amelia : you did n't ? delphina : i did . amelia : but , del , how could you ? what were you thinking ? starr : is n't it a little obvious ? langston : she wants you back . [ scene_break ] kyle : hey . is your aunt on the way ? nick : actually , she 's sick . but it 's okay . i do n't really need somebody to help me . kyle : are you kidding ? you ca n't even feed yourself . nick : yes , i can . kyle : okay , even if you could , the hospital wo n't release you by yourself . nick : and what if i do n't have any family nearby ? kyle : um , what -- what about amelia ? nick : amelia ? kyle : yeah . she 's got that huge house . nick : that 's dorian 's house . kyle : they 're married , are n't they ? mi casa es su casa ? besides , you did help dorian get elected , right ? nick : you 're right . i did . kyle : yeah . nick : ah . hey , amelia ? it 's nick . i need a favor . [ scene_break ] amelia : del and i were together for a long time , and we were happy , incredibly happy . langston : so what happened ? delphina : the `` people `` happened . amelia : she started predicting that our relationship would meet with a `` disastrous end . `` delphina : what ? that 's the way they talk . amelia : well , you do n't have to listen to them . delphina : oh , right . ignore the dead people . now , why did n't i think of that ? amelia : every morning it was something different . once you even thought i was straight . delphina : oh , i saw the way you were looking at charlie gibson . amelia : ohh -- see ? she always was afraid that i would love something else more than her . delphina : and you did . amelia : oh -- what ? delphina : same - sex marriage . come on . you became obsessed with it , more than you ever were with me . amelia : oh , no , i always cared about you . delphina : why did you marry dorian ? amelia : so that we could marry someday . dorian : really ? amelia : yes . really . i did this for us . but then you broke up with me . dorian : delphina , is this true ? did you -- did you come over here predicting my death because you want amelia back ? [ scene_break ] jessica : so why does everyone think mitch tried to commit suicide ? is it -- -- hey , is it something that john , you know , made up to protect natalie ? jessica : what about the letter opener ? brody : he would n't let me bag it as evidence . and then he did n't want me to take natalie 's statement . i tried to talk to her after -- jessica : and what did she say ? brody : i got the feeling she wanted to tell me something . [ brody sighs ] jessica : so you -- you think they 're lying about everything ? brody : it looks that way . jessica : well , what are john and natalie gon na do now that mitch survived ? [ scene_break ] natalie : so , uh , you were right . there was something weird going on at the police station . viki : okay . natalie : my head was spinning , and i could n't -- i could n't think . viki : honey , when i came in , john was saying -- natalie : he said that -- that he was protecting me . viki : yeah . and then he said it was from reporters ? natalie : that was n't it , mom . viki : i did n't think so . sweetheart , what is going on ? charlie : vik -- viki ? viki : charlie . you seem very surprised to see me . charlie : i just got your message . you did n't go to the `` banner `` ? viki : i changed my mind . charlie : oh , yeah . actually , i -- i probably should be going , too . natalie : uh , no . no . you -- you stay . charlie : look , natalie , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to interrupt . natalie : no , no , you were n't . i have some -- i have some things i have to do . viki : are you sure ? natalie : positive . charlie : i 'm sorry about that . viki : it 's all right . when she 's ready to talk , she -- she 'll tell me what 's going on , you know . sweetheart , um , actually , i have something i have to ask you . charlie : yeah ? what 's that ? viki : i found this outside . does it belong to you ? [ scene_break ] jessica : this means that mitch can implicate john and natalie . brody : not just them . jessica : what are you gon na do if the truth comes out ? brody : after everything laurence did to you and your family , i ca n't say i would 've done anything different . jessica : but if everybody finds out that he did n't try to commit suicide -- brody : i 've got information that could implicate john , not to mention your sister . jessica : where are you going ? brody : the hospital . i have to relieve the officer who 's guarding laurence . jessica : you 're kidding ? brody : i wish i was . jessica : you do n't know what you 're gon na do , do you ? brody : no . but i do n't want john and natalie to get hurt . [ scene_break ] john : i got what i need to make an attempted suicide hold up in court . mitch : except proof . john : what about the letter opener you got from my desk ? mitch : that was natalie 's . she had it with her when she came into your office . john : yours is the only prints . mitch : i never touched it . john : it 's covered in your blood . mitch : you got rid of the weapon that she used . john : now you 're just making things worse for yourself . mitch : i 'm not the one who 's going to be punished . john : and natalie is ? mitch : and here i thought you believed in justice . john : i 'm pretty sure this is justice . mitch : she will answer for what she has done to me . john : really ? because it 's your word against mine , and mine wins . [ scene_break ] cristian : so maybe it wo n't be exactly festive . layla : telling my mom evangeline 's ex is with her sister ? more like worst christmas ever . cristian : maybe . but i 'll go with you if you want me to . layla : have i told you lately how amazing you are ? cristian : i do n't know . i think the bubble wrap damaged my hearing . layla : then i 'll just have to show you . [ scene_break ] starr : admit it , delphina . yeah , the only reason you came here was to stop aunt dorian from making that marriage legal , and you never saw her death . delphina : okay , fine ! i never saw dorian die . dorian : i knew it . cole : so did i . starr : shh . delphina : i know we said we 'd be better off apart . then i saw you on tv , and you were getting married and you looked so happy , and maybe i could n't stand it . amelia : really ? delphina : really . amelia : but i ca n't be with someone that does n't have any faith in me . delphina : faith ? you married someone else . amelia : i told you i would come back to you . delphina : i 'm just supposed to believe that ? amelia : yeah . well , del , that 's what faith is . i believe in you , in us . and i believe we can -- we can conquer anything if we want to be together again legally someday . delphina : i do n't know what to believe . cole : no one gets a guarantee . starr : something usually always gets in the way -- like mr. j . cole : or drugs . markko : my parents or langston 's cousin . langston : hot guys pouring water over their bodies in the barn . markko : you 're still thinking about that ? cole : dude , chill . langston 's just trying to say that there are tons of risks to any relationship . starr : yeah . and you can get through anything as long as you love someone . cole : we did . and so did you and langston . langston : he was n't that hot . markko : yeah . nice try . you just have to believe in each other . langston : and love each other . starr : you do both still love each other , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] nick : no , amelia , it 's -- it 's okay . do n't worry about it . no , no , no . thanks anyway . kyle : dr. lord wo n't let you stay ? nick : yeah . something about not having enough room . kyle : oh , wow . you got to be kidding me . nick : look , it 's no big deal . i 'll just hire an aide . kyle : nick , you ca n't afford an aide . nick : but wo n't my insurance pay for it ? kyle : why do n't you -- why do n't you stay with me ? nick : no . i could n't ask you to do that . kyle : you 're not asking . nick : yeah , well , oliver would n't like it . kyle : he 'll understand . trust me . oliver will be fine with it . [ scene_break ] brody : hey . oliver : hey . you 're early . brody : well , i figured with laurence it could n't hurt . oliver : it 's been pretty quiet . john 's in there with him now . brody : all right . what are we standing around jawing for ? time for you to get home . oliver : no argument here . brody : all right . [ scene_break ] john : the story is you tried to kill yourself . mitch : `` thy tongue deviseth mischiefs ; like a sharp razor , working deceitfully . `` john : whatever . either way , there 's no way out of this . [ knock on door ] john : hey , brody . brody : i just came on - duty . everything okay ? john : fine . mitch : lieutenant lovett , i expect you to take my statement . john : go ahead . take his statement . [ scene_break ] natalie : john . it 's me -- natalie . where are you ? you know , you should n't have lied for me , because now mom told me mitch made it . what are we gon na do if he talks ? call me . [ scene_break ] charlie : are you worried that i 've been slipping ? viki : i 'm sorry . i do n't mean to accuse you . charlie : no -- and that 's not what i meant . i just do n't think that you should be thinking about this , not right now when your daughters need you so much . viki : i ca n't help it , sweetheart . i worry about you . charlie : well , you do n't have to . viki : charlie ? charlie : hmm ? viki : can you tell me the truth ? have you been drinking ? charlie : no , i have not been drinking . [ scene_break ] kyle : hey there , handsome . oliver : hey . you ready to hit the cafeteria ? kyle : i 'm sorry . i ca n't . i ca n't . oliver : what ? why not ? kyle : nick 's aunt is sick , so she 's not coming to take care of him . oliver : so ? kyle : so -- i kind of have to . oliver : there 's nobody else ? kyle : no . nick does n't have a lot of family in the area . oliver : okay . what about amelia ? kyle : he tried her , but it just -- it did n't work out . [ scene_break ] langston : well , go on . talk to each other . delphina : mel , i still love you . amelia : and i still love you , too , del . you believe that , do n't you ? delphina : of course i do . of course i do . amelia : i missed you . delphina : um -- guess we wo n't need that marriage license anymore , huh ? amelia : i guess we wo n't . delphina : well , then , uh , may i do the honors ? dorian : oh ! no . not so fast . [ scene_break ] kyle : nick will be ready before you know it . oliver : yeah . i know he needs help . i just wish that someone else could give it to him . kyle : yeah . but do n't worry . we 'll find some time together . oliver : yeah . when you 're not making him breakfast in bed . kyle : i do n't make breakfast . oliver : but he 'll be in your bed . kyle : okay . well , then maybe i 'll be in yours . and you never know . i mean , if your roommates go away for the holidays , maybe we 'll just get to spend all our free time there . oliver : maybe . [ scene_break ] viki : jessie . jessica : sorry to interrupt . viki : no . i 'm sorry . you should not have heard that . charlie : it 's all right . viki : no , it 's not all right . um , i -- i found this outside , and i just jumped to conclusions . charlie : i mean , it 's no big deal . that probably just came out of the carriage house 's recycle bin or something . viki : i 'm sorry . i do n't know what i was thinking . charlie : i told you . i understand . huh . viki : okay . well , i actually have to go . so i 'll see you later . bye , darling . jessica : bye , mom . you said it was the first and last time . charlie : now , jessica -- jessica : you swore to me , and that 's the only reason i did n't tell my mother . charlie : will you listen to me ? okay , that bottle was from that one time . jessica : it was ? charlie : yes . jessica : so i do n't have to worry about you ? charlie : no . of course not . i would never hurt your mother in that way . [ scene_break ] mitch : detective mcbain has already given you his statement on what happened in his office -- correct -- about how i tried to kill myself ? brody : do you have something you 'd like to add ? mitch : yes . i swear to you , to anyone , to god and all his angels , that detective mcbain is lying ! john : okay , then let 's take a statement . brody : all right . talk . mitch : i did not willfully flout my heavenly father 's wishes . brody : so you 're saying john made it up ? mitch : to protect the person that did stab me . brody : all right . who stabbed you ? mitch : the person who really stabbed -- natalie : john ? mitch : the person who stabbed me is john mcbain .
viki tells natalie that mitch survived . she senses that natalie is upset about more than just that news . natalie is about to tell her about it when charlie comes home unexpectedly . viki asks charlie if the bottle she found in the year belongs to him . charlie lies and says he has not been drinking . jessica overhears . when viki leaves , jessica tells charlie that she had only agreed to keep his secret because he swore it only happened once . he tells her that the bottle her mother found was from that one time . jessica confides in brody that charlie has been drinking . she also tells him that she does n't think mitch tried to kill himself and asks brody if he thinks natalie tried to kill mitch . he admits that john 's behavior with the evidence collection was suspicious . brody says he does n't know what he is going to do about it , but he does n't want john and natalie to get hurt . john goes to the hospital to put the unconscious mitch laurence 's fingerprints on a letter opener to create evidence to corroborate his story that mitch attempted suicide . mitch wakes up and asks john if he put natalie away for stabbing him . john tells mitch that he tried to kill himself . when brody arrives , mitch tells him that john mcbain stabbed him .
man : five , four , three , two -- marcie : this is marcie walsh , and i 'm coming to you live from llanview university . today i 'll be kicking off a new show that i 'll be hosting , and it 's called `` bridge the gap . `` and with each show , we 're going to introduce a topic , and we 'll invite people who have -- do n't exactly see eye to eye on the topic to discuss it . we 'll see if they can work out their differences and bridge the gap between them . i 'd like to start by welcoming my first two guests . they 're two students here at llanview university . we have greg johnson and kim watts . and i 'd also like to introduce dr. rae cummings . she 's an adjunct professor here at the university and also a very well known and respected relationship expert . but right now we 're going to take a little break , but we 'll be back in a minute to see what our guests think about the topic and discuss it . trust me , it 's a hot one . [ scene_break ] roxy : take these ; hide them . i do n't trust myself . natalie : what are these , christmas gifts ? roxy : well , you got them . they were in the garage . i almost tore them open with my teeth . natalie : i did n't buy anything . i have n't even gone shopping yet . roxy : yeah ? then who 's the elf ? natalie : cristian . [ scene_break ] dorian : you sounded so upset on the phone , carlotta . what 's wrong ? carlotta : i just got back from the airport . you know , i went to puerto rico to see adriana . dorian : how is she ? carlotta : i did n't see her . she 's run away from her school . dorian : oh , no . carlotta : and , of course , they 're searching for her , but so far they have no idea where she could be . [ scene_break ] paul : hey , river . what are you up to ? [ scene_break ] antonio : i do n't buy it . i just do n't buy it . i mean , why change his pattern for this victim ? it 's messy . evangeline : well , the commissioner had the idea that he was rushed and got sloppy , but , oh , gosh , this last murder just hits me a little too close to home . antonio : the fact that she was a witness in your civil case ? figure it was a coincidence , unrelated to the homicide . evangeline : well , the police will let us know . antonio : well , you know , i got to tell you , evangeline , i 'm not going to sit around and wait till they come up with something . evangeline : antonio , did n't i hear the commissioner warn you to steer clear of this ? antonio : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . you know -- it 's just that i keep going over this thing in my head , and -- i stayed up last night going over all the information on all the victims , and -- well , there was something that hit me . evangeline : something the police did n't catch ? antonio : maybe . it 's a stretch , right , but if i 'm right , it scares the hell out of me . [ scene_break ] john : no sign of sexual assault . if it 's the music box killer , he stuck to that part of his pattern , but i 'm skeptical . nora : john , is a lack of sexual assault unusual for a ritualistic serial killer ? bo : are we really sure that that 's the one that committed this murder ? john : too many details at the scene are off . the red scarf instead of the red leotard , the cheap music box with no ballerina in it . bo : the victim had blood on her cheeks instead of makeup -- nora : john , what 's this ? john : bo found this at the docks near where jen was assaulted . we think the killer must have dropped it when he was getting away . nora : i 've seen a bag like this before . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] gabrielle : oh , hello . al : hi . i 'm michael mcbain . we met at the hospital . gabrielle : yes . i remember . dr. mcbain , though , now , is n't it ? al : i 'm a first - year resident at llanview hospital . gabrielle : i do recall . i want to thank you for those kind words that you gave me in angel square , dr. mcbain . al : please , call me michael . i just wanted to see if -- if you were okay . gabrielle : i 'm -- i 'm holding up . okay . thank you . thank you for asking . al : you know , i -- i knew al a little . i thought you should know that he always spoke very highly of you and his father . gabrielle : thank you . i do n't mean to be rude . i have an appointment . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] roxy : holy moly , there 's something here for everybody . look , he got a present for me . come on . open up your present . natalie : i 'm working . roxy : yeah , well , you know , it just takes a couple seconds to rip off the paper . come on , cristian bought them . he would n't want you to wait . natalie : you go ahead , roxy , but could you please take it to the other side of the bar ? roxy : sure it 's okay ? roxy : ooh , yeah , baby . [ scene_break ] marcie : today we 're talking about campus date rape , and i 'd actually like to start with you , dr. cummings , because i recently read a study that said more than half of the rapes that were reported to police are committed by a friend or an acquaintance of the victim . is that true ? rae : unfortunately , marcie , that is true . and that 's just reported rapes . you know , sadly enough , it 's even more prevalent on college campuses . did you know that it is estimated that up to 95 % of rapes on college campuses are committed by someone that the victim knew ? marcie : no , i did n't know that . so , is that the actual definition of date rape ? it 's an acquaintance or a friend of the victim ? rae : it 's defined generally as a sexual act forced upon the victim by someone he or she knew . marcie : i think that is actually an important clarification . and i 'd like to turn now to our two student guests . we have greg johnson and kim watts . and why do n't we start with you , kim ? kim : well , personally , i think most of these so - called rapes could easily be avoided . greg : excuse me . so - called rapes ? kim : i just do n't see how you can call it a rape , the way these girls go around picking up guys , hanging at the kind of parties they do . i mean , frat stuff and all , drinking and taking drugs -- greg : wait a minute -- kim : these girls are so out of it , they do n't even know what 's happening to them . greg : since when is being under the influence an open invitation to sex ? rae : actually , in some states – [ scene_break ] evangeline : scares the hell out of you ? then i 'm not sure i want to hear about this discovery of yours . antonio : all right . it sounds crazy . evangeline : all right , i 'm listening . antonio : all right , the first victim , susan gelman , she was a stripper at a bar in south jersey . evangeline : right . antonio : right . the second victim , lap dancer at a club in atlantic city . noralyn atkins . evangeline : okay , so the connection 's a line of work , but some of the other victims were totally different professions -- antonio : wait a second . hear me out , okay ? all right , i know it 's a stretch , right , but susan gelman , she was jewish . evangeline : so you 're thinking it 's a hate crime . but the second victim was n't jewish . antonio : i 'm going to get a little more specific than that . the first victim was jewish . second victim was named noralyn atkins . we both know someone named nora who is jewish . [ scene_break ] bo : where did you see this bag ? nora : troy had one . bo : are you sure ? nora : positive . john : who 's troy ? bo : troy maciver . he was a doctor here in llanview . he had a breakdown , ended up killing a woman who worked in his hospital because she threatened to expose him for sexual harassment . nora : almost killed gabrielle , too . bo : yeah . yeah , he was sick . and he had a thing for nora here . john : you think this is the same bag ? nora : well , it 's the same label . it 's the same lining , same type . john : any way this bag belongs to this guy maciver . nora : no , there 's absolutely no way it 's his . troy maciver is locked up in the maximum - security mental ward of statesville prison . [ scene_break ] dorian : we 're going to find adriana , i promise you . carlotta : we have to . if anything were to happen to that child -- dorian : i know that you 've recently lost your son , and nothing can bring him back , but we 're going to find adriana . carlotta : i knew you 'd help me . dorian : of course i will . [ scene_break ] paul : what 's so interesting in the living room ? river : it 's -- it 's not what it looks like . it 's nothing . paul : hey , if you want to listen to other people 's business , that 's totally up to you . just do n't get caught by it . [ phone rings ] paul : yeah , what is it ? babe : we need to meet . paul : is that really necessary ? babe : would i call if it was n't ? paul : where are you ? babe : i 'm at a place called bend an elbow . it 's on route 42 on the left , past 17 . paul : ca n't wait . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] troy : how 's it going ? you look like you could use a drink . can i buy you one ? [ scene_break ] john : this maciver -- any possibility he escapes from statesville ? bo : sure , but we 'd have heard something . nora : he was transferred from st. ann 's . bo : he was being held on the maximum - security hospital ward . he ca n't hurt anybody . john : let me just double - check . while i 'm at it , i 'll find out what happened to his belongings when he went into custody . nora : this bag is handmade . it 's italian . it cost more than a round - trip ticket to milan . bo : the owner 's got money , unless it was stolen . john : a lot more evidence to sort through , but i 'd like to get the story on that bag . see you later . nora : bye . bo : i think that 's enough about troy maciver for now . [ scene_break ] antonio : look , i know what it is -- maybe i let my imagination get the best of me . i was just drinking too much coffee -- evangeline : no . no , antonio , you have great instincts . let 's not reject this till we follow it through . you know , you could have something here . it could lead to a different idea . but either way , we have to see if there 's one major thing that all these murdered women have in common with nora buchanan , okay ? so the third victim is jane small . antonio : right . i was n't able to get a -- find a link on her , but the fourth victim was elyssa collins . evangeline : right . antonio : and she studied law somewhere in jersey . evangeline : that 's right . that 's right . she dropped out and became a private investigator , but she went to law school . antonio : right . i was n't able to find a link on the fifth , but the sixth victim , madison -- evangeline : kensington . antonio : kensington . she was being prosecuted by nora for assaulting marcie walsh before the charges were dropped . evangeline : what about our witness ? antonio : i -- nothing there so far , but jen rappaport was targeted first . evangeline : mm - hmm . antonio : and nora and jen are very close . evangeline : oh , my god . jen is lucky to be alive . antonio : well , that probably happened because the killer thinks that she can i.d . him . evangeline : thanks to daniel colson , it 's public knowledge that jen was at the palace the night of karen reeder 's murder . antonio : right , so the killer failed to get jen rappaport . then maybe ms. jacobs was his second choice . evangeline : but , you know , then again , this is the perfect time to eliminate an unwanted witness . all you have to do is make it look like the music box killer did it . antonio : yeah . who knows . evangeline : but , you know , all these links to nora buchanan -- you know what you 're saying here ? is that the killer could be someone who 's close to nora . antonio : yes . yes . but you know what ? at this point , evangeline , anything 's possible . r.j. : well , well , well . look at you two . so intense . [ scene_break ] dorian : do n't worry , carlotta . everything 's going to be fine . oh , river , what are you doing down here ? river : i 'm going upstairs . you mind ? carlotta : river , please -- if you spoke to adriana , please tell us . river : i ca n't help you there . i 'm sorry . dorian : do you know where she is ? river : that is hilarious . you 're asking me , and -- dorian : yes , and we 'd like you to answer us . river : you two should know where adriana is . i 'm not the one who kidnapped her , i 'm not the one who took her away , and i 'm not the one who lied about it . dorian : it 's okay . carlotta : you think he knows anything ? dorian : it 's hard to say . carlotta : dorian , please , you have to talk to him , find out . dorian : let 's just give him a chance to cool off , shall we ? but if he knows where adriana is , i 'll find out , i promise you . carlotta : thank you . dorian : bye - bye . david : well , hello , carlotta . dorian : bye . david : so what 's with your nephew the speed demon , huh ? dorian : what are you talking about ? david : paul . he just took off out of the garage like he was late to the reading of aunt betsy 's will . dorian : you know , it might be useful to find out what he does with his leisure time since he says that we 're the only people he knows in town . david : well , he could be engaged in activities that aunt betsy would n't like too much . you know , a man , after all , does have needs . dorian : i do not like fighting dirty against my own flesh and blood . david : dorian , we 're talking about $ 30 million . do you really want all that money to go to a relative that you hardly even know ? dorian : you 're right . follow him . [ scene_break ] kim : these girls just do n't want to take any responsibility . marcie : so it 's their responsibility if -- al : is that marcie 's voice ? natalie : yeah , she 's doing a talk show . they 're talking about date rape . kim : miniskirts , see - through tops , no bras . al : turn it up . kim : i mean , what do they expect a bunch of drunk guys to think ? greg : man , you are really out there . do n't people have a right to dress any way they want ? kim : okay , whatever . but if a girl goes into a guy 's room wearing revealing clothes and then starts making out with him -- greg : what , she 's asking for it ? kim : what does she think is going to happen ? marcie : listen , i do n't want to have to worry about what i 'm wearing . i do n't want to have to stay at home just to feel like i 'm safe . [ scene_break ] al : you can tell whose side marcie 's on . rae : sometimes a person that you 've known for a while – natalie : yep , the right side . rae : can turn out not to be as trustworthy as you thought . greg : look , i can see how the way a woman dresses can be a turn - on for a guy , but that does n't give a guy some kind of free pass . natalie : you know , if that guy looks as good as he sounds , i can see him and marcie together . [ scene_break ] rae : you know , i think there 's something we all need to remember -- rape is a violent crime , an act of control and anger . it 's not sex . greg : it does n't matter if it 's someone who attacks you on the street or a guy you 've known for 10 years . rape is rape . it could happen to you , to anyone . kim : well , sure . that 's true . marcie : dr. cummings , what kim was saying -- al : later . natalie : yeah , later . marcie : do you feel that women can prevent rape – [ scene_break ] roxy : baby , are you through shining those stupid glasses ? i want to show you what cristian gave me . rae : makes a choice -- roxy : it is so cool . rae : how the victim is dressed may be his rationalization . it is not the cause . natalie : all right . let 's see . roxy : so , what do you think ? natalie : very nice . roxy : oh , cristian had class . he knew how much i love the slots . natalie : that 's very sweet of him . roxy : yeah , from now on , it 's going to be my lucky shirt . see , you ca n't be blue when you 're opening up christmas gifts . natalie : roxy , i 'm not -- i 'm not ready . [ scene_break ] r.j. : yeah , it seems miss williamson does n't go anywhere these days without her little sidekick . evangeline : antonio and i are working together . i 've explained that i do n't know how many times . antonio : where 's jamie ? r.j. : she 's with henry . he took her to the mall to do all that santa claus stuff . sorry we did n't clear it with you , dad . antonio : no need . i trust hank completely . r.j. : hmm . but not me ? antonio : you know what , r.j. ? i 'm not even going to get into -- r.j. : no , please . it 's all right . you do n't have to say it because i feel exactly the same way . antonio : i 'm going to go run this information by john mcbain and get his thoughts . evangeline : okay . antonio : i will pick up jamie in a few hours . r.j. : it 's what i 'm here for . so , now that the hired help is gone , would you care to join me ? evangeline : i would love to . r.j. : i did hear vega mention mcbain , did n't i ? i mean , that 's that f.b.i . agent that 's in town working on a serial killer case ? evangeline : yeah , the music box killer . r.j. : what does that have to do with your practice ? evangeline : you know , i wish i knew . i was -- well , i thought i 'd be working on a boring , uneventful , but high - profit civil case this week , and then my key witness was murdered . r.j. : and vega 's running down leads ? evangeline : well , he 's running some information that we stumbled upon to john mcbain . you know , i 'm -- i 'm sorry , i 'm not at liberty to discuss this with you . r.j. : that 's no problem . as long as whatever vega digs up helps nail that psycho . [ scene_break ] john : i spoke to the warden in statesville . except for his session with his shrink , maciver was in his cell the night jacobs was killed . bo : what about his belongings ? john : sold or put into storage when he was sent to st. ann 's . nora : that bag can not be troy 's . bo : i 'm going to have somebody check out his storage facility . nora : bo , it 's not necessary . the bag is not troy 's . john : it 's good to make sure . [ scene_break ] troy : so , what do you say ? can i buy you a drink ? babe : i do n't think so . troy : well , if you do n't like my company , i promise to go away and never bother you again . babe : i 'm -- i 'm meeting somebody . troy : i see . have a nice meeting . club soda . gabrielle : fancy seeing you here again , troy . troy : gabrielle . just in time . i hate to drink alone . gabrielle : what 'd they do , give you another day pass ? troy : something like that . [ scene_break ] rae : well , i think your first broadcast was a smash hit . i do . marcie : well , i do n't know about that , but i want to thank all of you for coming . it would n't have been a show without all of you . kim : sure . i have to go to class . rae : oh , bye . marcie : bye . greg : it 's hard to believe that people are still debating whether date rape exists . rae : yeah . marcie : yeah , well , maybe we changed some minds . greg : let 's hope . you make a great host . marcie : oh . rae : boy , do i second that . marcie : really ? rae : yeah . you ever need a guest , you know you can call me . marcie : all right , i 'm going to hold you to that one . rae : i know you will . greg , it 's awfully nice meeting you . marcie : thanks , dr. rae . rae : bye - bye , honey . marcie : bye . rae : bye . greg : so i was just about to grab a cup of coffee and maybe check out the tree lighting in angel square . you want to come ? marcie : okay . i i think i can handle a cup of coffee . greg : okay , great . [ scene_break ] antonio : you -- you seen john mcbain ? natalie : oh , i 'm sorry , john mcbain 's not in his office right now . care to leave a message ? check the police station . antonio : thanks . roxy : hey , hey , hey , hold on a sec . you want to open up your present ? antonio : my what ? natalie : roxanne found a bunch of christmas presents at home . they 're from cristian . roxy : yeah . look what he got me . is not this fabulous ? antonio : yeah . yeah , yeah , it 's great . natalie : i -- i did n't open mine . roxy : is it okay if antonio opens up his ? antonio : you know , actually , roxy , i 'd prefer to wait . carlotta : who 's gone shopping ? antonio : ahem . cristian . roxy : yeah , he hid a whole bunch of gifts . i got one for you . antonio : mami , listen , we can put this off . roxy : here . carlotta : um -- i think i 'd like to open mine . i miss cristian so much . i just -- just want to feel him near . [ scene_break ] evangeline : so you and antonio are still having a hard time , are n't you ? r.j. : we -- we have history . evangeline : but you also have jamie , and she is the future . r.j. : right . well , that 's the only reason we try to act civil . there 's nothing more important than her . evangeline : you know , i heard you say that she was spending some time with hank , and i 'm so glad to hear that . r.j. : well , henry loves that little girl . i guess she reminds him of rachel , you know , at that age . evangeline : rachel ? that 's your niece , right ? r.j. : right . henry and nora 's daughter . [ phone rings ] r.j. : hold on . wait a minute . i got to take this . yeah , what is it ? uh - huh . yeah , okay . tell him i 'll be right there . i 'm sorry . i 've got to go . that 's the liquor distributor . he 's moved up our meeting , so i got to take off . evangeline : well , you know , give me a call . let 's find some time to celebrate the season . r.j. : i would like that . got to go . evangeline : oh , my god . hank and nora 's daughter -- that 's it . [ scene_break ] troy : i like it here . no one knows who i am or anything about my past . i 'm just here for a drink , just like everyone else . what about you , gabrielle ? why do n't you let me buy you a drink ? come on . it 's still a public place . it 's very safe , just like last time . gabrielle : sure . buy me a drink . troy : perfect . martini for the lady . [ scene_break ] babe : about time . what took you so long ? i 'm sick of sitting here and getting hit on . paul : you picked the place . maybe you just attract these trucker types . babe : watch the insults . you liked me enough to marry me , remember ? paul : for how long , like five minutes ? and only because i was majorly under the influence . babe : yeah , that 's not my proudest moment . i do n't want anyone finding out , either . paul : do n't worry . no one 's going to find out . babe : they better not . [ scene_break ] dorian : adriana colon . que ? esta conexion es muy mala . si . i 'm going to have to call you back . goodbye . so , river , did you see that new piano ? river : i saw it . dorian : well , it 's in the conservatory . why do n't we go and see it together , hmm ? river : i like my keyboard just fine , thank you . dorian : yes , but you 're so talented . i felt i should buy you a proper instrument . river : you ca n't buy me off , dorian . dorian : i 'm not doing that . i would n't dream of it . river : you took adriana from me , and no gift is going to make me forget that . [ scene_break ] greg : marcie , your double espresso soy latte , decaf . [ marcie laughs ] marcie : something like that . greg : and cream . marcie : oh , thank you . greg : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] al : luna ? luna ? luna : oh , hi , sugar . al : do you see this ? luna : what ? marcie 's having coffee with a friend . al : friend . you 've got to do something to stop this . luna : oh , no , i 'm not , darling . i 've already broken too many rules for you . i 'm not doing it again . al : oh , come on , luna , please . please , please , please , please , please -- luna : no , do n't you even -- no ! no , you 're going to have to handle this one on your own . my hands are washed . al : how ? luna : patience , darling . and , hey , marcie really loves you . hey , you still got that picture of michael , do n't you ? i want you to keep looking at that . you got to remember , you 're not al on the outside anymore . [ scene_break ] carlotta : i ca n't believe it . he remembered . roxy : it 's beautiful . carlotta : i was walking with cris one day , and i saw this in the window of llanview antiques . but it was so expensive . antonio : probably knew you would n't buy it for yourself . roxy : so , what you got there ? antonio : ahem . antonio : he burned me a c.d . of all my favorite songs . [ phone rings ] antonio : vega . evangeline : antonio , it 's evangeline . did you track down john mcbain ? antonio : no , i 'm on my way to the station now . evangeline : the third victim , jane small -- i think i found the connection to nora . the file says that at one point she was married to an african - american . antonio : and nora was married to hank . [ scene_break ] rae : nora , hi . nora : hey , rae . what are you doing here ? rae : bo -- oh , i got a message from you . bo : yeah . can we talk in my office ? rae : sure . so , what 's up ? bo : it 's about gabrielle . rae : how is she doing ? bo : she 's not doing good . rae : something happened ? bo : oh , she wants to be alone all the time . she says she needs her space . rae : you know , bo , that 's not unusual for someone who 's just lost a child . they want to isolate themselves , you know , for a while . bo : yeah , i know . rae : you know , when you 're grieving , you 're afraid to be out among people . you know , you feel too exposed . you 're afraid that something might happen and that wound will -- well , it will open up again . bo : ahah , but , see , gabrielle is out . that 's what worries me . she goes out at night . she comes home late . she 's got a bunch of excuses about where she is . you know , we got a killer running around out there , rae . rae : yeah , i know . i mean , have you told her how you feel ? bo : yeah , i try , but i have n't really gotten too far . now , the cop in me wants to get one of my guys and have him tail her just to make sure she 's safe . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] gabrielle : so , how long did they give you this time ? troy : oh , i 've got some time . maybe enough for a second martini . [ scene_break ] babe : so you have n't heard from a guy named adam chandler ? paul : no . should i have ? babe : i told you to be alert in case he called . paul : you call me halfway down to pine valley just to remind me ? babe : look , this is a picture of him . you sure you have n't seen him ? paul : maybe in the papers or something . i do n't know . he 's a big deal down in pine valley , right ? babe : a very big deal . so if he just comes looking for you , will you just please just keep your mouth shut about what we did in san diego ? paul : as far as i 'm concerned , you and i never happened . babe : at least we both want the same thing . paul : is that it ? babe : pretty much . paul : all right , we should n't leave together . babe : i 'll just stay here and i 'll finish my drink . paul : see you . [ scene_break ] david : hey , hi . hello . i 'm sorry . i never dreamed that i would meet a girl like you in here . my name is david . i do n't do this a lot . and you are ? babe : not interested . i got to go . david : you do ? you sure ? wait . hold on . you 're not going to get very far without these . oh , come on ; just -- just tell me your name . i swear , i 'm not going to stalk you . babe : babe . david : oh , come on , no one 's really named babe . what 's your -- sorry . so do you live here in llanview or -- babe : pine valley . david : oh . nice to meet you . [ scene_break ] troy : you did n't tell anyone about seeing me here , did you ? gabrielle : no . troy : good . good . gabrielle : but if you are on such a legitimate pass , then you would n't have to be so secretive about it . troy : let 's just say i like to keep a low profile . i love that song . would you like to dance with me ? [ scene_break ] david : i 've got good news , i 've got good -- dorian : shh , shh , shh , shh . david : what ? dorian : paul just came home a few minutes ago . wait till we get in there . david : and i -- i happen to know where he went . he met a young girl . a very pretty young girl . dorian : so , anyone we know ? david : no , not before today , anyway . her name is babe . dorian : babe ? david : yeah . dorian : that sounds like an alias . david : i thought so , too , but she did n't see the humor . anyway , she 's from pine valley . and apparently these two did not want their rendezvous to be seen because they left separately . dorian : why do you think paul is hiding this babe from us ? david : i do n't -- paul : hey , aunt dorian . dorian : so , paul , what have you been up to ? paul : nothing special . hey , tall guy . david : hey , paul . dorian : you know , that 's really such a shame -- a young man like yourself . you should be up to something special , especially when you 're not working . paul : just errands . sorry to disappoint you . dorian : you mean there 's nobody special that you 're seeing ? paul : no , no one . dorian : oh . no one . [ scene_break ] [ marcie laughs ] singer : our love was meant to be al : just what i need -- competition . could things get any worse , luna ? luna : honey , you 've got plenty of time . al : i have plenty of time ? luna : yeah . al : it 's almost christmas . i only have until valentine 's day . you know what ? maybe i should just go for broke , tell her exactly who i am . luna : what do you think is going to happen if you tell marcie it 's really you in there ? you think she might just , like , throw open her arms and just say , `` welcome back `` ? al : i was hoping . luna : i 'll tell you what she 's going to think . she 's going to think you cracked a nut or , better yet , that you 're playing some kind of cruel , sick joke on her . al : well , i 'll just have to make her realize . luna : i think you 're forgetting one crucial fact here . you tell marcie that it 's really you in there and you 're going to be yanked right on back to the afterlife for good . al : well , it 's a chance i 'm going to have to take . luna : you could lose marcie forever ! what am i – [ scene_break ] roxy : atlantic city , here i come , because i got my lucky shirt . no more hard rock candy christmas . see you later . [ scene_break ] antonio : all right , look , i got to admit , i thought i was completely nuts when i came up with this theory , but i ran it past evangeline and she found another link . john : what 's on your mind ? antonio : all right , with each victim , it 's a different characteristic , but they all connect . the first victim , susan gelman -- she was jewish . second victim , noralyn atkins . i 'll get to that connection in a minute . third victim , jane small . at one time , she was married to a black american man . nora : antonio -- john : just let him finish . antonio : fourth victim , elyssa collins . at one point , she was attending law school . fifth victim , nothing . sixth victim , madison kensington , prosecuted by the d.a . 's office . nora : yeah , i was supposed to be in charge of that case , but the case was dropped . antonio : seventh victim we believe was supposed to have been jen rappaport . now , look , when you look at all of -- all of these clues separately , they do n't make any sense . but in some way -- in some way , they are related to one person . i do n't mean to scare you , nora . nora : what , are you kidding ? antonio : i wish i were . nora : what -- antonio , these murders have nothing to do with me . [ scene_break ] troy : come on , just one dance . gabrielle : no ! i do n't think so . troy : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to make you nervous . gabrielle : i 'm not nervous . i do n't care to dance with you . troy : i just miss it , you know ? i miss a lot of things . gabrielle : yeah , so do i . troy : nora and i used to dance all the time . i never could really keep up with her . have you ever seen nora dance ? she 's incredible . everything about her is incredible . nora broke my heart . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live `` [ next_on ] al : why do n't you look into my eyes , please ? what do you see ? blair : i want to know what you think . how do you think i should deal with todd ? starr : mom knows that you 're not walker and that you 're todd , does n't she ? nora : i 'd like to set up a meeting with one of your inmates .
marcie had her first broadcast on the radio today . rae and two others were there to talk about date rape . marcie 's male guest asked her to see a tree lighting with him , as michael / al looked on . luna told al not to give up . roxy tried to get natalie to open up her christmas present from christian . carlotta came back and she and dorian tried to figure out where adrianna might be .
[ doorbell rings ] antonio : hey . cristian : antonio . antonio : is jessica still up ? cristian : yeah , i think so . natalie just took in some medicine for her . antonio : you look beat . you ok ? cristian : just need more sleep . antonio : well , things will get better now that you 're home . cristian : yeah . antonio : what is it ? cristian : i 've been lying to everybody . [ scene_break ] evangeline : hey . john : hey . thought you were working tonight . evangeline : well , i was supposed to , but nora called me all upset ; told me to come by here and meet her and rodi 's . i thought she would be here by now . john : you 're a good friend . you know , it 's nice to have someone who will just drop everything for you . evangeline : well , i would for you , too , john , if you ever needed me to , which i do n't think that you would . john : at the end of the day , everybody needs someone . [ scene_break ] todd : what the hell makes you think i 'd ever go along with something like that ? margaret : just look at it this way -- i 'm accepting the fact that you may never love me the way that i love you . but if i could just have a little piece of you that would be all mine , that i could love forever -- well , would n't you rather give me a little piece of yourself than to lose your entire life to me ? todd : if that 's my choice , you might as well shoot me right now . [ scene_break ] bo : the fact is i do n't forgive you for cheating on me , and i never will . nora : i -- i thought we -- i -- we talked about this . i mean , i -- it was n't an easy thing for me to ask for you , bo . bo : i 'll bet . nora : i really thought you had forgiven me so that we could both move on with our lives . bo : oh , bull . come on . you do n't need my forgiveness to move on . you do n't want to move on , not with daniel , not with anyone else . nora : that 's not true . bo : then why have n't you ? i 'll tell you why . it 's because you wo n't let go of me . [ captioned by the national captioning institute ] nora : you need a serious ego check , mr. buchanan . bo : why did you take that a.d.a . job ? nora : ok , that was not about you . bo : oh , no ? here 's a job where you 're in constant contact with me . nora : you know , if i recall correctly , you were the one that was pushing me to take it . why is that , bo ? is it because then you 'd be in constant contact with me ? bo : oh , if i 'd only known -- nora : if you 'd only known what , huh ? do you have something more that you 'd like to share ? then why do n't you go ahead and just let it rip ? bo : ok , do n't say you did n't ask for it . nora : so there is more . bo : you think i do n't see the way you circle around paige like a hawk ? nora : what ? bo : you did the exact same thing to gabrielle . nora : that 's low , bo . bo : there 's a reason she was insecure . nora : if there was a reason gabrielle was insecure , it was n't about me , ok ? maybe there 's a reason why none of your relationships with other women have been working . did you ever think about that ? bo : yeah . it 's because you wo n't give it up . nora : you wo n't let me ! bo : so you are still hanging on ? nora : oh ! i -- i do n't even believe this ! bo : do n't hear you denying it . nora : you 're the one that 's hanging on ! bo : yeah -- to anger . nora : anger ? because you still love me ! bo : out . [ scene_break ] antonio : what are you talking about , cris ? what lies ? cristian : well , ever since i 've been back , i realized what people thought of me before i died . and i 'm not sure i can go back to the guy i was , you know , the guy who always did the right thing . antonio : well , some things change you . i know . cristian : yeah , i guess we have both changed , huh ? antonio : maybe we can get that back -- being brothers again . i think it 's going to take time . i 'm just realizing that myself . cristian : yeah , i know , i know . i just get so frustrated and so angry sometimes . antonio : well , just -- you 're just going to have work at it , make things happen for yourself . cristian : what the hell do you think i 've been trying to do ? antonio : well , to be honest with you , i 'm not so sure anymore . cristian : what is that supposed to mean ? antonio : why have n't you told carlotta that you 're home yet ? cristian : look , antonio -- antonio : look , tico 's dead . he 's not a threat anymore . what are you scared of ? [ scene_break ] natalie : you know , jess , i 'm just frightened about what cris has gone through and what he 's going through now . jessica : have you talked to him about it ? natalie : yeah ! yeah , and he keeps shutting me out and telling me that everything 's fine when we both know that it is n't . and forget me telling him about me and john . jessica : well , you two never really got together . natalie : jess , there was something there . there 's no denying it . and if cristian knew -- my god , he blames john for everything . in fact , i think he hates john more than tico . everything was tico 's fault -- you and antonio and -- jessica : natalie , natalie , please , i really do n't want to talk about tico , ok ? natalie : jess , you realize that john 's going to come over here and question you and take you right back to tico 's i.c.u . room where he was murdered . jessica : i still ca n't remember who did it . maybe i just do n't want to . natalie : because you knew the person ? jessica : because i wanted tico dead just as much as the person who murdered him . [ scene_break ] john : nice shot . evangeline : you do know that i would come running if you ever needed me ? john : same with me . evangeline : why do i think there 's something else going on here ? john : what , besides you working on your bank shot ? evangeline : oh , yeah . you know , it 's not like you to bring up us being friends and watching each other 's backs . what 's going on ? john : i believe you were the one that said attachments spoil things . evangeline : no . i believe i said marriage spoils things , and i did n't even say that , but what -- i thought we were on the same page about this . john : and we are . [ scene_break ] bartender : what 'll you have ? blair : i will have a tequila . make that a double . bartender : you got it . meeting somebody ? blair : oh , i met somebody here once . we started the wild hearts losers club , but you know what ? tonight i 'm going to lose that loser for good . [ scene_break ] todd : you think i 'm joking ? margaret : i 'm not going to shoot you again , todd . i 've already shot you twice . i do n't want to dig any more bullets out of your legs . todd : oh , you 're so kind . margaret : listen , i know that you do n't love me . and i told you , i can live with that . but i can not live without fulfilling my destiny as a woman . i want to feel a little heart beating inside of me , alive with your blood and spirit . i want to give that seed life -- your life , todd . i want to have your baby , and i will . [ scene_break ] [ james fusses and cries ] babe : oh , come here , sweet boy . come here . yes , mama 's here . yeah , dry those tears . mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] natalie : how did we mess our lives up so much ? jessica : yeah , things certainly are a big mess , are n't they ? natalie : yeah . you know what we have to do ? we 're going to have to start from square one . go on a first date , you know , all of us -- get to know each other for who we are now and not who we used to be . [ scene_break ] cristian : it 's not that i do n't want mami to know i 'm still alive , antonio . it 's just that i 'm just different now . i 'm not the same guy i was . antonio : i 'm going to tell you the same thing you told me . you 're still her son . natalie : hey . i did n't know you guys were out here . antonio : is she still up ? natalie : yeah . i think she 'd like to talk to you . natalie : hey . want to go out ? cristian : what for ? natalie : i do n't know , it 'll be like our first date . cristian : you want to do our first date again ? natalie : no . you 're the one who wanted to make new firsts , so i think we should . we should go out like two new people getting to know each other ; fall in love all over again . [ scene_break ] evangeline : mcbain ! you are off of your game tonight . what 's going on ? john : i do n't know . it 's just all this talk about relationships makes me kind of edgy or something . evangeline : well , you know , there is something that comes between dating and marriage . john : what 's that ? love ? evangeline : you know , why do n't we just ban all those kind of words from our vocabulary ? john : done . so , you want to break or me ? evangeline : no , i want to do something else . [ scene_break ] bartender : this one 's on me . blair : well , i knew that i liked you for a reason . so here is to losing the baggage and traveling light . [ scene_break ] todd : you ca n't have it , margaret . you ca n't have a kid of mine . no way . that 's never going to happen . margaret : listen ! it is my dream , and you are not going to ruin it ! todd : any child of yours would be insane from the beginning . what are you doing ? margaret : no , you stop it ! todd : no , hold it . margaret : stop talking about my baby like that ! why do you keep making me do this to you ? why ? why ? why ? all i want to do is love you and make a beautiful baby out of that love ! what is so wrong with that ? [ scene_break ] babe : do n't cry , sweet boy . mama 's here . kelly : why 'd you let him cry for so long ? give him juice . it 's what he wants . babe : hello ? is anyone here ? [ scene_break ] bo : what are you waiting for ? go . nora : you are so full of yourself and your stupid buchanan pride you ca n't even see straight . you 're just like your father . bo : no , i 'm nothing like him . nora : you know what ? you 're right . you are nothing like asa , because deep down inside , asa is all heart . bo : yeah , i 'm just a cold , unfeeling son of a bitch , huh ? nora : your words , not mine . if the shoe fits -- [ scene_break ] antonio : jess , i did n't kill tico . i wish there was something i can say to make you believe me . jessica : i used to believe everything that you told me . what happened to that ? i also used to think that our love was strong enough to get us through anything . why did n't it ? [ doorbell rings ] jessica : that 'll probably be john . antonio : are you sure you 're up to this ? jessica : i just want to get it over with . antonio : ok . if he gets too -- too strong , you let me know , ok , and i will -- i 'll have a word with him . john : hey . antonio : hey . john : i have an appointment with jess . antonio : yeah , yeah , i know . come in . listen , john , do n't -- do n't push her too hard , ok ? john : man , you think i want to be doing this ? antonio : well , just be careful with her , all right ? i 'm worried about her . john : maybe you 're worried about her remembering it was you in tico 's room . [ scene_break ] cristian : i hope you do n't mind coming back here , shooting pool again . natalie : cris , this table was at crossroads . cristian : whatever -- right , that 's what i meant -- on this table . who brought it here anyway ? natalie : uh -- it was john . [ scene_break ] evangeline : hi , blair . how are you ? i just wanted to tell you that i 'm so sorry about what happened with todd . blair : yeah , as sorry as you were when you laid me out on the witness stand , huh ? you know what ? i should have not let that guy off . i should have let him burn in hell . evangeline : you do n't mean that , blair . blair : do n't you tell me what i mean . you go to hell , evangeline , and take your buddy todd with you . [ evangeline gasps ] [ scene_break ] margaret : ok . listen , all you have to do is impregnate me , and then you can just limp on out of here back to blair . [ scene_break ] antonio : at some point , jessica 's going to remember who killed tico . and then you 'll know it was n't me . john : you think i 'm happy looking at you for this ? but you had the means and you had the motive . antonio : and the desire . i 'll be straight up about that . but i did n't do it . [ monitor flatlines ] antonio : john 's here . john : you know the drill . i need to do this alone . antonio : are you sure you 're up to this ? jessica : i have to . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm sorry i brought up john . cristian : it 's ok ; it 's not a big deal . natalie : it is -- obviously . i can see that it is . cristian : what did he think ? that he can buy you off so you would n't feel so guilty ? natalie : it did n't work . i mean , he still does . cristian : good . natalie : you know , cristian , i know that you think john screwed everything up , but he 's not the one who wanted you dead . tico did . cristian : i 'm going to get some air . natalie : ok , i 'll come with you . cristian : alone . [ scene_break ] nora : hey , blair , have you seen evangeline ? blair : yeah . yeah . she had a little problem with an adult beverage , but she 'll be back . nora : i heard about you and todd . blair : hmm . go ahead , gloat , nora . i know you always warned me about todd . nora : i do n't want to gloat , blair . blair : oh . nora : have you ever taken a look at my track record with men ? blair : ooh , you just admitted that you 've made mistakes in front of all these people ? nora : i do n't want to fight , blair . i 'm really all fought out , ok , so let 's just call a truce . blair : what happened , nora ? you and danny boy get into a little brouhaha ? nora : no , actually , it was bo and me , and it 's been six years in the making . ahem . blair : really ? who won ? nora : nobody . nobody ever wins those things . do n't you know that ? come on , blair . you and i -- you know what ? we 're not so different . we 've even dated the same men . blair : yeah , one 's dead and one 's crazy . nora : and the whole time you kept holding out hope for todd . blair : you 're holding out for bo ? nora : i do n't know what i 'm doing with bo , and i have no idea what you call it . blair : so what now , nora ? nora : i do n't have a clue . huh . i do n't know . we let it go , blair , and we just start all over . blair : that is easier said than done . you need a drink . bartender , give this beautiful woman a drink . natalie , i saw what happened with cristian . natalie : he 's just having a hard time . blair : yeah , i know . i had a husband who came back from the dead , too , and look what happened to me . natalie : no offense , but you and todd are different . blair : really ? now , how are we so different ? natalie : it does n't matter . blair : no , no , no , no , no , it matters . i want to hear it . natalie : blair , you 've had a lot to drink . blair : no , i have n't -- i just -- look , just started . i 'm really interested . what do you think that you know about todd and me ? natalie : i do n't know anything . but come on . you should have seen it coming . blair : what are you talking about ? natalie : todd . he was totally flipping out right before the wedding . blair : no ! no , we -- we had a couple of little tiffs , but it was no big deal . i mean , come on . natalie : are you kidding me ? blair : mm - hmm . natalie : todd was totally about to lose it . i ca n't believe you did n't notice . [ scene_break ] todd : you 'd really let me go if you and i -- margaret : mm - hmm . todd : oh , god . margaret : am i really that repulsive to you ? todd : no . no , margaret , you have your own beauty . margaret : but am i as beautiful as blair ? todd : you have a special beauty . margaret : well , i guess i can settle for that . so , why do n't we get started ? todd : it 's just -- it 's just that i 'm hurt , you know . i 'm so hurt . margaret : yeah , well , you know what ? you better just get over it and act a little more enthusiastic or you 're never going to be leaving here ! look , think of it this way -- you wo n't be just giving me a baby . you 'll be giving starr and jack a little brother or sister and we 'll be one big happy family ! wo n't that be nice ? look , a baby brings so much happiness to people . [ scene_break ] babe : hello ? is anyone out here ? oh , come on , sweetie . oh , let 's go get you a bottle , huh ? yeah . kelly : she 's probably his mother . he belongs with her . but how do i give him up ? [ scene_break ] margaret : you 're so good with children , with jack and starr . you are such a wonderful father . todd : that 's because they 're blair 's kids , margaret . those are the only children that i 'm ever going to love or ever care about . so unless you want a father who 's not around or does n't care -- margaret : listen , what good are you if you 're not going to love me , if you 're not going to be a good father ? todd : yes . i 'm not going to be a good father to your kid . that 's why you have to let me go . just let me go . margaret : oh . let you go ? no . you deserve to die ! [ scene_break ] blair : todd , he 's -- he 's damaged goods , and i thought i could fix him if i loved him enough . and i thought that would work , but you know what , natalie ? some people are just -- they 're too messed up . no matter how much you love them , you ca n't fix them . so i say the best thing to do about it is to forget about them . forget about them . yeah . [ scene_break ] evangeline : hey , nora . nora : hi . evangeline : i 'm sorry to keep you waiting . nora : no . blair said you had an accident with an adult beverage ? evangeline : blair is the accident , and she just better be glad she did n't get my hair wet . todd manning -- every time i defend him , it 's just hazardous . nora : oh , please . you do n't have to speak to me about todd manning . i 'm just glad that blair 's catching on to who he really is . you know , ex - husbands are exes for a reason . evangeline : ok , i assume we 're talking about bo here ? nora : he 's the most pompous , arrogant , self - righteous butthead i have ever met in my entire life , and i 've met a few . evangeline : what happened ? nora : oh , god . i had to talk to him . well , daniel and i had words , and he accused me of using him to get to bo . so -- or some stupid thing like that . i do n't remember . all i knew was that i had to go and talk to bo . evangeline : do n't you think you should go talk to daniel ? nora : i talked to daniel about it , ok ? i needed to go to bo ! i needed to clear the air with bo , and then i was going to go back and talk to daniel , except that i got to bo 's house , and paige was there with bo -- evangeline : oh , you did n't ? nora : yeah , i did , i did , i did , ok ? who in their right mind answers the door in the middle of -- of afterglow , for god 's sake ? evangeline : oh -- nora : just stupid of them . stupid ! i mean , and -- and what is it with them , anyway ? they 've been dating , what , five minutes ? god , daniel and i have been seeing each other for months and we have n't gone primal . evangeline : ok , i 'm feeling a little judged here . nora : it 's different . you started primal . evangeline : no , no , no . what happened ? what happened ? nora : i did n't know what to do . i just sort of stammered and stuttered and came up with something until she left . evangeline : you stayed until she left , nora ? nora : he has been making me feel weird with daniel , and he 's out there sleeping with paige ? evangeline : nora , are you jealous ? nora : me ? me ? he 's the one who 's -- look , that does n't matter . that 's beside the point . do you remember when i said that he forgave me for sleeping with sam ? evangeline : yes . nora : well , it was a bunch of bull ! he never forgave me . he never forgave me . and the only reason why i slept with sam was so that i could give him a baby because he -- god , that sounds stupid . evangeline : well , yeah . that would be a toughie for a guy to understand . nora : well , he called me a cheater . he said it was cheating . it was n't cheating ! i mean , how dare he say i was cheating on him when he 's been cheating on me ! evangeline : he cheated on you ? nora : he cheated on me , tonight , with paige ! evangeline : what ? nora : what ? oh . [ scene_break ] bo : paige , hi . it 's me . look , i hope you get this message soon . i 'm sorry about tonight -- what happened with nora -- because tonight was just amazing . and you 're amazing . and i want to see you again right away . and i 'm not going to let nora interfere with us next time or any other time , ok , so call me . [ scene_break ] john : these are known santi associates . one of them may have whacked tico . any of these faces look familiar ? jessica : i 'm not sure . john : ok , take your time . we 're not in a rush . jessica : i just -- i do n't know . john : look , jess , i know this has got to be hard , you know , thinking back to that night , trying to envision who killed tico , but , you know , you got to give this a try for me . jessica : i am ! i am trying , john ! john : all right . well , just take your best shot . who did you see ? jessica : i said i do n't know . [ scene_break ] cristian : where is it ? where 's my book ? how am i going to keep everything straight without it ? natalie : cris ? what 's going on ? cristian : i -- i got to go home . i 'll be back . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] jessica : i want to remember , john . do n't you think that i want this all to be over with , but i ca n't ! i ca n't remember . i 'm trying , but i -- antonio : that 's enough . jessica : listen , antonio , it 's ok . antonio : no ! no , you do n't need this right now . jessica : john , i know that you think that i 'm trying to let tico 's killer get away with it , but i 'm not ! i really -- i hated tico , but i did n't want anybody to kill him . [ scene_break ] cristian : whew . natalie : cristian , what is going on ? [ scene_break ] john : look , why do n't we all just relax ? sit down , jess , ok ? good . maybe try this . why do n't you try closing your eyes ? maybe this will help you be able to think back to that night a little better . i know it 's difficult , but you got to try . this is the key , jess , to unlocking that memory . jessica : maybe -- maybe i can . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm so glad that you 're admitting that you might not be completely over bo . nora : oh , i 'm over him . i am . i 'm done . i 'm over him . no , and i 'm really glad . i 'm really glad that we talked . i really am . we cleared the air , got it all out . killed that puppy , dug a hole , buried it . it 's over , done . done . evangeline : and that 's what you both want ? nora : it 's what i want . bo ? bo wants paige . me ? i want daniel . i really do . i want daniel . you know what ? i 'm sorry . i 'm going to have to cut this little visit short . i 'm going to go get me some daniel . evangeline : nora -- nora : mm - hmm ? evangeline : i do n't -- are you sure that 's a good idea ? nora : oh , you know what ? with bo out of the picture , it 's a fabulous idea . i 'm bringing out the big guns . evangeline : put them away ! put them away . [ scene_break ] nora 's voice : maybe there 's a reason things have n't exactly worked out for you with other women . ever think of that ? maybe you 're hanging on to something , too , because you still love me ! [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] blair : oh . blair : `` the fifth time 's the charm . i promise it 's going to be forever this time . love , todd . `` wait a minute . i know where to find that bastard . i should have thought of her before . [ scene_break ] margaret : i could get pregnant and then i could kill you , because if you 're not going to be a good daddy to our baby -- todd : listen to me , margaret . i -- margaret : no , you listen . just call me peggy . peggy . todd : ok , peggy . all children have to be wanted . right ? margaret : mm - hmm . todd : by both their mother and their father . and you know this is not what i want . margaret : but you 'll get over it once you see that beautiful , little baby that we 've created together . i want you to make love to me right now . right now . [ scene_break ] john : ok , you 're at tico 's hospital room . you look in . what do you see ? jessica : i can see a figure , but i just -- i ca n't make out a face . john : oh , that 's good , jess . is it someone you know or someone you 've never seen before ? jessica : i 'm close . i was so sick and i -- i had -- i was on so many drugs , and i just -- it 's blurry . john : i know , i know , but you had the strength to get up and walk all the way to tico 's room . jessica : and i remember . i remember walking to his room and then getting right to his door , but -- i ca n't do this . i ca n't do this with you in the room . natalie : oh , my god . is she remembering antonio ? antonio : what 's going on , jess ? [ scene_break ] babe : it 's ok . hey , hey . kelly : i 've come for my baby . [ next_on ] babe : i am his mother , his biological mother . kelly : i 'm the only mother he 's ever known . john : until jessica remembers what she saw , this is n't going to be over for any of us . blair : just answer the question . where is he ? margaret : tonight is the perfect night for us to make a baby together .
evangeline comes into rodi 's to find john playing pool . evangeline tells john that if he ever needs a friend , she 's there for him . natalie and jessica talk about how messed up their live have become . they decide that they need to start over with the men in their lives . natalie and christian go on a `` first `` date to rodi 's . christian sees the pool table and does n't remember that it was at crossroads that he and natalie played . he decides to go out for some fresh air – alone . out there he discovers that he left his black book of memories back at llanfair . he demands that they go back home right away . natalie and chris go back to find john trying to get jessica to remember the night of tico 's death . she is close to remembering , but just ca n't see the face of the person . blair decides to go out for a night on the town . she goes to rodi 's . evangeline goes over to her to express her sympathy for todd leaving her . blair throws a drink at evangeline and tells her that she wished she had put todd in jail when she had the chance . then nora comes in and blair picks a fight with her . nora tells her that she 's all fought out because she and bo just had a knockdown fight where they each accused the other of not letting go . blair and nora decide they really are n't much different from each other – they 've even dated the same men . nora finds evangeline to tell her about the fight with bo . evangeline is distressed to find that nora actually stayed at bo 's apartment after walking in on him and paige . nora is so upset that she blurts out that bo cheated on her with paige . nora then decides that if bo can sleep with paige , she can go sleep with daniel . she leaves evangeline to go get her `` some daniel . `` at the cabin , margaret tells todd that she wants to have his baby . he is such a good father . todd tells her that he wants no part of her baby and that he is only a good father to blair 's children . she tells him that if he impregnates her , she will let him go .
rex : i 'm trying to do this right . that 's why i 'm coming to you first . dorian : because you want to marry adriana . rex : i love adriana , and i 'm planning to ask her to marry me , with or without your blessing . dorian : ooh . [ scene_break ] sarah : so , what 's driving you to drink tonight ? adriana : the only person who could -- my mother . sarah : girl , she is not even in the same league as my mother . adriana : huh . really ? did your mother hire someone to stalk you , hoping you 'd think it was your boyfriend , and then that stalker turned out to be really psycho and kidnapped you , and tried to kill you and your boyfriend ? sarah : dorian did that ? adriana : mm - hmm . and that 's just the short list . it started with her giving me away to strangers when i was born , and blowing my inheritance . but i forgave her for all of that . sarah : why ? adriana : because i thought she 'd changed . she just went underground . she hates rex and she always will . sarah : honey , if we 're playing bad mother poker , you win . [ scene_break ] cristian : what are you doing ? those are evangeline 's things . nurse : i told you , sir , she 's gone . cristian : what do you mean , `` she 's gone `` ? are you telling me evangeline is dead ? [ scene_break ] langston : you have some nerve , you know that ? starr : well , so do you . you want cole to admit that he shot miles . langston : it 's what he wants to do , starr ! starr : after he talked to you . for a year and a half , all you did was lie about your parents . who the hell are you to say that cole should tell the truth ? [ scene_break ] roxy : hey , miles , when i heard you okay a bullet , i knew that i had to be by your side . miles : it means a lot to me . roxy : now , i got something very important that i need to tell you . [ scene_break ] cole : john , i shot miles . i have to tell the police . john : listen to me , there 's nothing to tell . cole : no , i could 've killed miles ! i wanted to kill the fbi agent ! john : keep your voice down ! cole : what difference does it make , huh ? i 'm going down to the police station right now and turning myself in . john : hey , you 're not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] natalie : what is wrong with you ? jared : natalie , just listen to me , okay ? natalie : what are you , some kind of sick freak or something ? did you not hear those dna results ? you are my dad 's brother . just -- ugh -- leave me alone . jared : not until you hear what i have to say . natalie : what exactly do you think you 're going to say to me ? what , that you still have the hots for me ? that you 're into incest ? jared : no , okay ? no , look . when we first met , i -- natalie : had a connection . yeah , we both did -- because we 're related . get over it . jared : i ca n't do that . natalie : let go of me ! nash : you heard the lady . jared : this is none of your business . nash : oh , i 'm making it my business . [ scene_break ] dorian : so you 'll marry my daughter with or without my consent ? rex : if she 'll have me . dorian : then why did you ask ? rex : i thought that it would be better for all of us if you agreed to it upfront . but , hey , if you do n't , that 's your problem . adriana and i love each other . we want to make a life together . dorian : you seem very sure of yourself . rex : i am . dorian : well , then , i guess you 're going to be my son - in - law . rex : then you 're okay with that ? dorian : i have n't said i 'm not . rex : you have n't said you are , either . dorian : first , i have a few questions for you . [ scene_break ] adriana : another one ? sarah : ahem . hit me . adriana : hmm . sarah : but do n't tell your cousin . he 's really big on rules . rule number one , no drinking on the job . adriana : this is n't drinking , it 's therapy . sarah : and no cell phones , and no fraternizing . adriana : when did cristian become such a buzz kill ? sarah : oh -- adriana : and when did is conversation start being about cristian ? sarah : yeah . what were we talking about ? adriana : mothers . sarah : uh - huh . you would n't even want to hear the crap my mom has pulled . adriana : something tells me that 's not what ruined your day , so straight up . is it cristian ? [ scene_break ] cristian : would you give me a straight answer here ? layla : cristian , it 's okay . vange has been moved . cristian : `` moved `` ? why did n't you just say that ? nurse : you did n't give me a chance to . cristian : so -- so what does this mean ? is she getting better ? layla : i wish . cristian : what 's going on , layla ? where is evangeline ? layla : i 'll finish packing the rest of her things , thank you . cristian : okay , so what -- what 's the deal here ? layla : my mother took her back to silver springs . cristian : why did n't you call me ? vincent : hey , layla just found out . layla : my mother got a court order and she took her back home before i could stop her . cristian : i do n't get it . how could you let her do that , layla ? how ? vincent : back off , vega . layla was just as blindsided as you are , okay ? layla : you think i want vange back in maryland ? i got to see her every day here , and now i wo n't be able to . cristian : yeah , well , at least you 're not shut out . layla : cristian , i know that you really wanted to see her tonight , but so did i . cristian : you know , when i got past the front desk , i thought your mom had changed her mind . [ scene_break ] roxy : uh -- i guess i 'll start from the start . once upon a time , not so long ago in atlantic city , there was this wild child named roxy , and one night , she hooked up with this hunky doctor guy named wally at the craps table . [ scene_break ] john : let me handle this , okay ? cole : by taking the rap for shooting miles yourself ? john , starr told me you 're -- you said that you did it . john : so then just go with it . cole : i ca n't let you go down for something that i did . john : i already confessed . [ scene_break ] langston : where the hell is all this coming from ? you said you understood why i lied about my parents . you know i was scared and worried about being sent to a foster home . starr : well , i 'm scared , too , right now , langston , and you 're not helping me . langston : i 'm trying to , and you putting all the blame on me -- that 's not helping . i know what cole 's going through -- he does n't need people telling him what to do . starr : oh , like you did n't ? langston : he made his own decision , starr . starr : yeah , and you backed him up on it -- just like you let him go take a walk by himself . if i would 've been with him , he would 've never shot anybody . langston : you do n't know that . you know how hard it was on me , losing my mom and dad , lying about it , covering it up all the time , knowing somebody might figure it out -- cole does n't want to live like that . starr : oh , so -- so it 's better off , him living in juvie ? he is 16 years old . he could be tried as an adult . i do n't want to lose him again ! langston : this is n't just about you ! starr : he was gone for so long , langston -- i did n't know whether he was dead or alive ! i do n't want to lose him again ! i just got him back ! everything that is going on right now is not fair , langston ! it 's not fair ! [ scene_break ] john : look , you were out of your mind with grief . what happened , you know -- it was n't you . it was n't the son that your mother and father raised . and i owe it to her to make sure you do n't throw your life away over some stupid mistake . so be reasonable . please do this my way . cole : i need to see miles . [ scene_break ] roxy : so the next thing i know , i wake up in vegas married to max holden , and i barely even know the guy . we had one of those quickie vegas weddings , and you know , we were , like , so drunk , we do n't remember anything . so i wake up in bed next to the guy , and we 're so -- miles : i 'm sorry -- roxy : completely hung - over . miles : excuse me , i 'm sorry to interrupt you , but -- but is there a point to all this ? roxy : oh , yeah , there 's a really good point to it . miles : oh . which is ? roxy : yeah , well , i guess i just better -- miles : okay . roxy : you know , cut to the chase . all right , now , you know , after telling you about the lives and the loves of foxy roxy , and , you know , all the things that i 've done and -- you know , and people that i -- miles : oh , roxy ! roxy : i do n't trust you . you 're packing heat . john : cole would like a minute with -- with miles alone . roxy : what for ? miles : it 's -- rox , it 's okay . i want to talk to cole . roxy : hey , listen , i 'm sorry about your mom . i got to tell you , she had very nice feet . and you can tell a lot about a woman from her toes . miles : what 'd you want to talk to me about ? [ scene_break ] sarah : i do n't have a problem with stealing a guy from a girl . just not one who 's in a coma . adriana : they broke up before . sarah : i know . i know . but he 's still hung up on her . adriana : are you sure about that ? sarah : yeah . he even copped to it . so blair told him he should go see her , and i said i thought it was a good idea . adriana : it 's a terrible idea . sarah : but he needs to figure out if he 's going to move on or not , and i need to know . adriana : i do n't know who 's worse off , you or me . sarah : we both suck . adriana : yeah . my mom 's never going to accept rex . i mean , you should 've seen her when she thought we were having a baby . i do n't even want to know what she would do if we ever wanted to get married someday . [ scene_break ] rex : you have some questions for me ? dorian : yes . rex : this does n't involve a rubber hose , does it ? dorian : i just want to be sure of your intentions . would you like a drink ? rex : no , thanks . you 're not going to talk me out of marrying adriana . dorian : oh , i would n't dream of doing that . but you have , after all , had one failed marriage . rex : and you 've had how many ? dorian : wo n't you sit down ? yes , i know very well how difficult marriage can be . are you aware that the current divorce rate is 45 % ? rex : oh -- so the odds are in our favor ? dorian : do you know what the primary cause of divorce is ? rex : oh -- snoring , tv in the bedroom ? okay , i give . dorian : money , or the lack thereof . please , do sit down . so , how 's your private investigative business going ? rex : great , i 'm turning away clients . dorian : ooh . you should n't , given that your club has seen more lucrative days . rex : uv 's kicking butt . i 'm thinking of expanding . dorian : oh , really ? i hope that does n't involve getting a loan against adriana 's business . there is no reason to tamper with success like that . and someday -- ahem -- her business may be supporting both of you . rex : not going to happen . dorian : glad to hear it . but have you thought about what would happen if she decided to take some time off to have a baby ? rex : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . you 're talking kids ? i have n't even proposed yet . dorian : no , but i think you do have to be aware of all of the aspects . rex : what aspects ? dorian : well , for starters , sex . [ scene_break ] nash : you heard me . leave natalie alone . jared : or what ? jessica : or i 'll beat the crap out of you myself . nash : ooh . natalie : guys , thank you both . i 'm -- i 'm all right . jessica : have n't you done enough ? jared : i did n't plan this , okay ? i -- i 'm as surprised as you are that i turned out to be a buchanan . nash : crap ! jared : it 's the truth . jessica : natalie , are you okay ? natalie : yeah , i 'm good . i just want to go somewhere where we can wash the uncle off . jessica : okay , that 's what we 're going to do . nash ? nash : where are you going to be ? jessica : well , capricorn , i guess . i told dad that i 'd break the happy news to sarah . nash : how about i meet you there ? jessica : okay . nash : the coincidences -- they just do n't stop with you , do they ? jared : i 'd like to think of it as destiny . nash : mm - hmm . jared : i 've followed asa buchanan 's life since i was in school , and that 's no coincidence . nash : sure is convenient , though , is n't it ? jared : think what you want . nash : you want to know what i think ? i think that if you hurt natalie any more than you already have , i will be scraping you off the soles of my shoes . all right . [ jared sighs ] [ scene_break ] adriana : my mother is such a snob . she does n't think rex is good enough for me , and she never will . sarah : look at it this way . at least she gives a damn . adriana : oh -- no . it 's not that . she does n't think that anybody is good enough for a cramer woman , and she 'll do anything to get her way . sarah : does she really call you that ? [ adriana chuckles ] sarah : `` cramer woman `` ? [ sarah chuckles ] sarah : `` cramer woman . `` adriana : i know . what a bunch of crap , right ? and you know what the worst part is ? because of the way that she does it , i 'm already feeling guilty about the fight we just had . [ scene_break ] rex : did you just say you wanted to talk to me about sex ? dorian : i know all about your history with lindsay , among others . and if you so much as think about sleeping with another woman -- rex : dorian , adriana is the only one for me . even when she broke up with me , i did n't think about another woman . i love her more than i 've loved anyone in my entire life . and i want to spend the rest of my life with her , and only her . dorian : good answer . rex : so do i pass the test ? dorian : i have another question . have you given any thought to a ring ? rex : well , that was next on the list . dorian : good , because that 's something that i can help you with . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : if there 's one thing a cramer woman knows , it 's diamonds . yes . it 's practically in our blood . did you know that a man is expected to spend three months of his annual salary on a ring ? rex : before or after taxes ? dorian : i know some jewelers i 'd be happy to recommend . how much were you thinking of spending ? [ scene_break ] jared : ah . where 'd everybody go ? bo : clint went to call his sons . renee left to plan a party . jared : oh , she did n't have to do that . bo : you 're right . jared : unless it takes her mind off missing asa . bo : yeah , she needs something to help her get past this . now , it 's not lost on me that you would like that something to be you . jared : look -- oh , all right . well , i do n't know if you 've noticed , but she 's been very happy having me here , and even happier knowing i 'm asa 's son . bo : look , renee can celebrate whatever she wants to , but it does n't mean a thing to me . jared : look , commissioner -- bo , i know this comes as a shock to you . it does to all of us . and it 's going to take some getting used to . bo : look , let 's get something straight . renee may buy your act , not me , not for a minute . [ scene_break ] cristian : did your mom take evangeline out of here because she knew i wanted to see her ? layla : she 's not -- i -- you know , i never even got a chance to talk to her about it . cristian : then why did she do it ? layla : she thought she can care for her better at home . cristian : oh , so now she knows how to take care of people in a coma ? layla : she hired people , cristian . she said she was n't getting any better here , so she might as well be at home with people who love her . cristian : there are plenty of people here who love her , layla . i never stopped caring about her , and i never will . layla : i know . you know what ? i 'm sorry , i just -- i need a minute . excuse me . cristian : can her mom just do that ? can she just take evangeline , just like that ? vincent : well , we talked to the head of this place . mrs. williamson has power of attorney , so she 's making all the decisions concerning evangeline . cristian : how could she do it without saying anything to layla ? vincent : well , mrs. williamson does n't like to lose a fight , and she knew she was going to get one from layla . so now , layla has to travel all the way to maryland to see her own sister . cristian : and with her mom calling the shots , i 'm wondering if i 'll ever get to see evangeline again . [ scene_break ] miles : i 'm so sorry about your mom , cole . she was a wonderful woman . i know i hurt both of you . i 'll regret it for the rest of my life . i loved your mother . i never meant to hurt her . cole : i shot you . it was me , not john , and you know it . miles : you just lost your mother . cole : it still does n't make it right . and for what it 's worth , i 'm sorry that it happened . miles : do n't . no , do n't . you do n't need to apologize , cole , not to me . cole : john wants me to keep quiet about it and let him take the blame . how am i supposed to do that ? [ scene_break ] john : hey -- hey ! what the hell are you doing ? roxy : i know you got a congealed weapon , man . john : it 's nothing i 'm going to pull out here , so quit worrying . roxy : `` quit worrying , `` he says ? you plugged the man i love . john : excuse me ? roxy : i love the guy . yeah , that 's right . you heard me right , i love him . i mean , he does n't know that . i mean , i barely know it , but i love the guy . i mean , at least , i think i do . now can you blame me for being steamed at you ? no matter what the man i love did to the woman that you love . [ scene_break ] rex : my tax bracket stays between me and the irs . dorian : i 'm not asking for an exact number , just an estimate so i can help you get your money 's worth . rex : i have my own connections , thanks . dorian : just as long as it did n't fall off the back of a truck -- oh , that would be embarrassing . rex : i 'll take care of it , dorian . dorian : oh , but i 'm sure that your mother must have some precious family heirloom that she 's been dying to pass on to you . rex : roxy goes for gold plates , and she usually goes for quantity , not quality in that area . dorian : oh , well , none of that matters really , not when you 're in love . i 'm sure that adriana would be happy with just -- oh -- a string around her finger . [ dorian chuckles ] rex : but will you be ? dorian : what does that mean ? rex : i mean we 've had the sex talk and the ring talk . and i still do n't know if adriana and i have your blessing or not . [ scene_break ] sarah : jared is a buchanan ? natalie : yeah . sarah : are you sure ? natalie : yeah . you know the letter that grandpa wrote ? nigel opened it . jessica : and then uncle bo ordered a dna test and the results just came in . sarah : oh , god . i think i 'm going to be sick . nash : not here . sarah : oh . i 'm okay -- i mean , except for feeling like i need a really big shower . natalie : or mouthwash . sarah : there is n't enough in the whole world . natalie : yeah , but there 's plenty of tequila . why do n't you bring it on ? sarah : i 'll be right back . jessica : natalie , i 'm so sorry . natalie : it 's okay . you warned me . nash : yeah , well , and now he 's been warned . natalie : i really stepped in it this time , huh ? jessica : you know , i used to feel sorry for jared because of what tess did to him , but , you know , i think he started targeting us as soon as he found out that i was a buchanan . natalie : yeah , but he did n't know that he was grandpa 's son . nash : if you believe that , then i got some marshland to sell you in florida . natalie : hey , well , you know what ? i have to believe that because if jared knew and then still -- yeah , i do n't -- i ca n't -- i ca n't think about this . whew . [ scene_break ] bo : look , i 've seen enough scams pulled in my time to know that i do n't trust anything other than my own gut feeling . now , you may be my half brother -- i do n't know , maybe you 're not -- but i 'll play along , for now . i 'll even make you feel like you 're part of this family . but if i find out that you 're not one of us , you 're going to wish you were never born . jared : i hear you . do n't mess with a buchanan , right ? bo : mm - hmm . jared : well , it seems i am one . so what do you say ? truce -- brother ? [ scene_break ] langston : you okay ? starr : no . what is going on right now is between me and cole . and because i love him so much and because i care , i do n't want him getting hurt , okay ? especially since john mcbain is giving him a free pass . cole was a mess when he shot miles . but he 's not going to tell the police that -- he 's just going to tell them that he did it . langston : it 's what he does . it 's one of the things you love him for . lieutenant mcbain will come through for him . starr : well , he 's trying , but cole 's going to screw it all up . langston : because it 's not what he wants . starr : you do n't know what he wants , langston . cole does n't even know what he wants -- do you understand that ? langston : yeah , i do . one minute , you 're part of a family , taking it for granted , and then you 're all on your own and you do n't know what to do . you 're freaked out and mad as hell and you screw up all over the place ! i did n't shoot anybody but i sure as hell wanted to kill britney a couple of times . starr : me , too . langston : still hate me ? starr : i ca n't hate you . you 're like my foster cousin , right ? langston : technically , are n't i , like , your aunt or something ? starr : ew -- shut up . i 'm leaving . langston : come here , honey . come here , it 's all right . [ scene_break ] cole : how am i supposed to let john go down for shooting you when i did it ? miles : your mom would 've wanted it . cole : you do n't know what my mom wanted ! miles : you 're right . but john did . that 's why he 's doing this -- because he could n't save your mom , but he can save you . and you need to let him -- for her . [ scene_break ] roxy : at least i know miles is safe with cole in there -- not like he was the one who plugged him or anything . john : hey , hey . what 'd you say to laurence ? cole : we just talked about what happened , what i did . john : so what did you decide ? you going to take my offer ? john : you know you did n't mean to shoot him . cole : hmm . yeah , well , prison 's full of people who did n't mean to do what they did . john : let it go . be done with laurence , let me help you . [ scene_break ] roxy : you know , i was going to tell you something before but i did n't know how you were going to take it . is it kind of hot in here ? and that 's why i was telling you my whole life -- because , you know , i do have a point . and the point is -- that i am madly , head over heels in love with you , miles . so you got anything to say about that ? [ scene_break ] cole : starr does n't want me to tell the cops i did it . even miles thinks i should n't . john : so do n't do it . cole : you know , it just does n't feel right . it feels like i 'm making some kind of deal with miles and my mom would hate that . john : that 's not what you 're doing . you 're just not cutting ramsey any slack . cole : well , what about you ? what 's going to happen to you ? i mean , you 're going to get kicked off the force for good and you 're probably going to have to go to jail . john : i 've been in the system before , you know . i know you 're a tough guy , but i might be able to handle it better than you . you know , one of the things your mom said to me is you would need someone to put you first . that 's what i 'm doing . cole : okay , all right . all right . it still does n't feel right . john : i know . look , go find starr . talk to her . and then just let this be over . [ scene_break ] cristian : did she say how evangeline was ? layla : mama claims that she 's doing better already back in her old room . but she 's just going to see what she wants to see , anyway . vincent : hey , look , i know you 're mad at your mother , but , look -- i really believe that she thinks she 's doing what 's best . layla : i know that , but -- i 'm just going to miss talking to vange , that 's all . vincent : all right . let 's get you out of here . i got this . layla : okay . vincent : hey , vega , do you need a lift ? cristian : no , i -- i got my car . mind if i keep this ? layla : of course not . [ phone rings ] [ scene_break ] dorian : you want my blessing to marry my daughter ? all right , you have it . rex : for real ? dorian : i just wanted to make sure you had thought the whole thing through . would n't want you to make another mistake . rex : oh , this is no mistake . thank you , this means a lot to me . dorian : it means a lot to me , as well . it means a lot that you came here and asked for my consent , so thank you . i hope you 'll let me be the first to know when you pop the question . rex : you 'll be the first . [ dorian chuckles ] rex : i 'm going to spend the rest of my life making adriana happy . [ scene_break ] adriana : maybe cristian turned his phone off because they make you do that in hospitals sometimes . sarah : or maybe he just does n't want to talk to me . what was i thinking , sending him back to all of that ? oh ! [ scene_break ] natalie : oh , god , where is sarah with that tequila ? jessica : natalie , just -- try not to make too much out of this , okay ? nash : jared banks is not worth it . natalie : `` buchanan . `` looks like it 's `` jared buchanan `` now . [ scene_break ] bo : if you think i 'm going to let this go , keep on thinking , all right ? i 'm going to go along with it for now , for renee 's sake . but i dug up your prison record . i 'm going to keep digging . jared : go ahead . bo : listen to me . renee already lost the son that she had with pa -- now she lost pa. she ca n't take much more . if i find out that you 've set her up in any way , you 're going to regret it . [ scene_break ] singer : i do n't know what i 've done or if i like what i 've begun but something told me to run and , honey , you know me it 's all or none there were sounds in my head little voices whispering that i should go and this should end oh , and i found myself listening 'cause i do n't know who i am who i am without you singers : all i know is that i should singer : and i do n't know if i could stand another hand upon you singers : all i know is that i should singer : 'cause she will love you more than i could she who dares to stand where i stood singer : see , i thought love was black and white that it was wrong or it was right but you ai n't leaving without a fight and i think i am just as torn inside 'cause i do n't know who i am who i am without you singers : all i know is that i should singer : and i do n't know if i could stand another hand upon you singers : all i know is that i should singer : 'cause she will love you more than i could she who dares to stand where i stood and i wo n't be far from where you are if ever you should call you meant more to me than anyone i ever loved at all but you taught me how to trust myself and so i say to you this is what i have to do 'cause i do n't know who i am who i am without you all i know is that i should oh and i do n't know if i could stand another hand upon you singers : all i know is that i should singer : 'cause she will love you more than i could she who dares to stand where i stood oh she who dares to stand where i stood natalie : so , is this a solo trip or can i join you ? john : my guest . singer : i do n't know what i 've done or if i like what i 've become natalie : you okay ? john : no . singer : but something told me to run and , honey natalie : me , neither . singer : you know me it 's all or none [ next_on ] adriana : nothing she 's going to say about rex is going to change my mind . michael : i ca n't help marcie from in here , but you can . charlie : viki . viki : hello , charlie . john : hey . good morning .
starr and langston fight over the fact that langston wants cole to turn himself in and starr is very much against the idea . rex lets dorian know that he is going to ask adriana to marry him . adriana and sarah share drinks and discuss which of their mothers is worse . jared grabs natalie and kisses her . she , in turn , slaps his face . cristian visits evangeline and finds out from the nurse that evangeline is gone . cristian thinks that evangeline died . roxy sits by miles ' bedside , offering him support . cole insists on turning himself in , but john refuses to let him . john admits that he took the blame for the shooting . jared and natalie argue over the fact that he is her uncle . nash barges in on their conversation . adriana and sarah drown their sorrows in a bottle . layla and vincent walk in and tell cristian that evangeline moved . layla tells cristian that their mother took evangeline back to silver springs . roxy begins to recount her life 's history to miles . starr insists to langston that she does n't want to lose cole again . john urges cole to do things john 's way . john and cole walk into miles ' room . roxy goes on the defensive to protect miles from john . nash orders jared to leave natalie alone . dorian points out the pros and cons of getting married . bo lets jared know that he does n't buy his act . cole admits to miles that he was the one who shot him . roxy admits to john that she loves miles . john and natalie meet at capricorn .
cole : hey , you know what you are ? pathetic . téa : hi , starr . i do n't believe i 've had the pleasure . i -- cole : you think you 're some hotshot lawyer , showing up here , pushing everyone around , telling us how things are going to be . like letting a monster like todd manning out of prison is the right thing to do ? téa : todd manning is entitled to due process under the law . cole : let me tell you something . you 're nothing but manning 's toy , just like my mom was . but my mom had an excuse . todd was out to destroy her , and he 'll do the same to you or worse . [ scene_break ] judge : well , it 's clearly a situation between colombian nationals . their government is going to have to deal with it . cristian : but they 'll never be safe there . ca n't we apply for some sort of asylum to protect them ? judge : their situation does not fit the criteria for asylum in the united states . cristian : but if a death threat does n't do it , then what 's going to do it ? judge : you have to establish a well - founded fear -- cristian : your honor , they 're lying -- judge : of prosecution based on political opinion , race , religion , nationality or membership in a particular social organization . the facts of ms. montez 's case do not fit these criteria . this court has no choice but to uphold the original i.c.e . ruling . vanessa and lola montez will be deported . lola : no ! cristian : you ca n't do that , your honor . judge : do not test the patience of this court . cristian : vanessa montez is going to be my wife . judge : excuse me ? cristian : vanessa and i are in love and we 're getting married . please , do n't take my fiancée away from me . [ scene_break ] rex : okay , now , listen . just because he 's big , from the north pole , and rolls nine reindeers deep , does not mean you have to be scared of him . we will be right here with you every step of the way . shane : ha - ha , very funny . gigi : you do realize he got wise to santa a while ago . rex : not this santa . shane : look , i 'm not a kid . santa does n't exist . they 're all fakes . bo : sure you want to take that chance , kid ? rex : i believe in you , man . what are you going to bring me ? [ scene_break ] [ natalie chuckles ] natalie : okay , so do n't try this at home because snooping through presents -- it 's wrong . and santa claus , you know , he really does n't like it . so when he 's making his list , checking it twice , finding out who 's -- ow ! jared : ha , i caught you , see ? you know what happens to naughty little girls when they go digging in places they 're not supposed to ? natalie : they get spanked ? jared : yeah , they get coal in their stockings . [ natalie giggles ] [ scene_break ] doctor : jessica ! tess : [ as jessica ] what the hell are you doing here ? brody : i called him . tess : what ? i -- i thought -- brody : you thought wrong . tess : well , why ? brody : because i know who you are , and i know what you 're doing . [ scene_break ] markko : do you have to go ? langston : no , i 'm just wondering what lola 's doing right about now . markko : freaking out . i just hope this is n't a done deal . maybe something could happen at the hearing today that will let lola and vanessa stay in the country . langston : like what , another gunshot ? markko : like the judge having a heart . langston : well , the one i got sure did n't . i mean , the guy put my custody in the hands of a man i barely even knew . markko : but you 're still here in llanview and not in colombia with ray . langston : yeah , because vanessa shot him trying to protect lola . markko : we just lit candles in church . how about putting some positive vibes out into the universe ? langston : i 'm trying , but it 's just so close to home , you know ? i mean , it feels like just yesterday i was saying my good - byes to you and starr and everybody else . i know what it feels like to be told that you 're getting on a plane and being shipped off to another country just because some judge says so . markko : i know . langston : and what do you do when you get there ? i mean , they 're going to have to go straight into hiding to protect lola from ray . you heard lola today . she does n't have any friends . she could n't even stay in the same school for longer than a few months . they could end up homeless for all we know . markko : or worse if your uncle ray gets his hands on them . [ scene_break ] judge : you two are engaged to be married ? cristian : i know it 's a surprise , but we were keeping it quiet . judge : oh , were you ? well , judging from the look on the face of your stepdaughter , you did a great job . cristian : your honor , i know how this looks . judge : oh , do you ? because from where i 'm sitting , it looks an awful lot like fraud . [ scene_break ] starr : téa , cole has been through so much . téa : never apologize for anyone else , starr . and even then , think twice about it . cole : you see nothing wrong with what you 're doing ? téa : i wish we 'd met under different circumstances and i wish i had time to answer all your questions , but i really do have to go . cole : hey , you know what ? todd manning raped my mom , okay ? and after she lost her memory , he lied to her about who he was so he could rape her all over again . téa : what happened between todd and your mother -- cole : was rape . téa : is complicated . todd made mistakes , yes . but have n't you ever done anything that has given your loved ones pause ? cole : are you comparing me to todd ? téa : i 'm just saying no one 's perfect . and i 'm willing to bet that whatever happened is n't the result of a black and white situation . neither is this one . [ cole scoffs ] cole : oh , way to twist things . you are what everyone loves about lawyers . téa : i really do have to go . i 'm sorry for your loss . [ scene_break ] rex : so could you hook me up with one of those eyeglasses with the special hidden camera built in ? oh , and i 'm also going to need a globe tracker extreme with gps . it would really help boost the surveillance side of my p.i . business . oh , and i 'm going to need all the bells and whistles , too . are n't you going to say `` ho ho ho `` ? [ santa grunts ] bo : all i want is for the police athletic league to find somebody else to do this next year . that and maybe a bottle of ibuprofen . marcie : i might have some in my purse if you want it . bo : that 's all right , marcie , really , i 'm okay . you enjoying yourselves ? gigi : yeah , rex and marcie are helping me show shane his first yankee christmas . bo : well , all right . how 's that going ? shane : uh , it 's good , i guess , but i wish they 'd stop taking me to all this baby stuff . gigi : you 'll always be my baby , baby . shane : mom ! gigi : so i hear you 're on tap to light the christmas tree later . are you going to lead us in caroling , too ? [ bo laughs ] bo : no , see , gigi , the goal is to treat the senses , not punish them . you know what ? i 'm due for a break . what do you say i treat everybody to a cup of hot chocolate ? rex : oh , big spender . who 's in ? gigi : i 'll have one . marcie : actually , i 'll have apple cider if they have it . bo : you got it . rex : it 'll be all right ? bo : yeah , it 's cool . gigi : marcie , i 'm really glad you came out tonight . marcie : oh , yeah , me , too . michael 's on duty and , you know , i really did n't want to be alone in that apartment all by myself . gigi : you can always call me , anytime . you do n't have to go through christmas by yourself . marcie : no , i know that . it 's just that i -- gigi : what ? marcie : well , you were there for me almost a year ago when i lost sam , and now i 'm supposed to lean on you again ? [ scene_break ] jared : i will take this one , thank you very much . natalie : my present 's in there , is n't it ? jared : did you get all your christmas shopping done ? good , because i need your opinion about something -- natalie 's gift . what do you think ? you just could n't wait , could you ? you had to snoop . natalie : it so is . that 's why you set the trap . jared : it was a deterrent . now maybe you 'll think twice before ruining the surprise . natalie : you know what ? i had a really , really good reason for going through these bags . jared : oh , well , i 'd love to hear this one . natalie : well , it 's our first christmas together , you know , and i had to find out how much you were doing it up . you know , i mean , i did n't want to overdo it or underdo it . jared : i 'll give you a clue -- i went all out . natalie : you did ? jared : oh , yeah . natalie : like , how `` all out `` ? jared : oh , you 're not getting any more out of me . any more questions shall be directed at santa . natalie : oh , yikes ! bree , are you ready to go see santa claus ? because we have to get there before he closes up shop . uncle bo would be so mad if he did n't get to see his little girls . i 'm going to take lots and lots of pictures . jared : for jess . natalie : yeah . yeah , well , i figure if she ca n't spend the holidays with her kids , we 'll bring her kids to her . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] this was a trick ? doctor : no , what it was , was a flagrant violation of st. ann 's rules . you are both well aware of our policy regarding sexual activity between patients . brody : we did n't have sex . tess : no , we did n't have sex because you walked in . brody did n't push the call button , i did . brody : what ? now , hold on a second . tess : it 's true . he tried to force himself on me . doctor : send two orderlies to this room , stat . brody : if i tried to force myself on her , then why was she the one that got all bent out of shape when you came in ? tess : [ as jessica ] well , that 's because i -- i was n't expecting you . you know , i thought they 'd send in two orderlies , but thank god you came when you did . i was so scared . brody : oh , come off it . where are the signs of a struggle ? tess : you 're a navy seal , for god 's sake . if i had struggled , then you would have tried to kill me -- like how he tried to kill rex . brody , i trusted you . i confided in you my fears about tess and my kids , and i comforted you when you talked about iraq , but none of that was an invitation to sex . brody : i did n't want to have sex with you . i just wanted to prove you 're tess . tess : dr. levin , brody is way worse off than we thought . [ scene_break ] shane : i 'll go bring these to mom and marcie . rex : thanks , i appreciate it . shane : no problem . rex : does matthew get like that around this time of year , too ? bo : what , extra nice , very helpful ? rex : yeah . bo : actually , matthew is like that generally all the time , but around the holidays , room 's a little cleaner , you know , gets the homework done a little quicker . rex : right . bo : how are you and shane doing ? rex : good , i guess . bo : i think there 's a `` but `` in there somewhere . [ rex sighs ] rex : i 'm short of cash this christmas . any chance you could throw some work my way ? [ scene_break ] marcie : thanks for the cider , shane . shane : bo 's the one who bought it . i just brought it over here . gigi : well , thank you for that . shane , do you mind checking with noelle to see if she is free to join us for the christmas tree lighting ? shane : is she at the bon jour ? gigi : the buenos dias . shane : it 's the same exact place . gigi : in a different state . shane : if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck , guess what ? it 's a duck , mom . [ marcie laughs ] gigi : oh , my , he is going to be a teenager before i know it . marcie : he 's a great kid . gigi : i know . marcie : you know , you guys are really lucky to have each other . you are . gigi : listen , marcie , what you 're dealing with -- you can lean on me as hard as you want because i 'm tough and so are you . marcie : yeah ? i do n't feel very tough , you know . i mean , i look at all those presents under that tree and all i really want for christmas is to hold my baby in my arms . [ scene_break ] starr : do you want to get out of here ? cole : more than anything . starr : look , i would apologize for téa , but she kind of had a point about not apologizing for people , so -- cole : are you really sticking up for her ? starr : no , no , cole , i 'm not . i just know her in a completely different way . when she was married to my dad , she was special to me . i promise you that she 's not just a barracuda . cole : i really do n't want to hear about her soft side , okay ? anyone who would defend your dad after he held my mom hostage and everything else he did is less than human . [ scene_break ] judge : i find it curious that the two of you waited until now to announce your intentions . cristian : well , we knew it would sound -- judge : convenient . cristian : yeah . judge : so you decided to withhold information vital to your status . cristian : your honor , i can assure you we -- judge : here 's what i can assure you . you live in a post-9/11 world . immigration fraud is considered an extremely serious crime in the united states . vanessa : your honor -- cristian : we understand that , judge : oh , do you ? do you also understand that if you persist in this marriage gambit , you will be investigated by the department of homeland security . and when they find out -- and they will find out that this is a marriage of convenience -- not only will ms. montez be deported , her name will be placed on a list of persons who will never be allowed inside this country again . and you , mr. -- cristian : vega . judge : vega -- will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law , so think carefully before you answer my next question . will this marriage be a real one ? téa : of course it will be . judge : and you are ? téa : téa delgado , counsel for ms. montez and her stepdaughter . i apologize for being late , your honor . i was detained in another courtroom on a separate matter . cristian : téa , we just gave the judge the good news . téa : oh , did he congratulate you ? i know this is sudden , and you 're right if you think that my clients are getting married as a means of obtaining a stay of deportation , but this is by no means a marriage of convenience . vanessa montez and cristian vega are deeply in love with each other . they plan to build a life together , and they 're going to do it right here in llanview . [ scene_break ] langston : you guys look whipped . markko : what happened in court today ? oh , no . starr : my dad was going to plead guilty , but then his lawyer -- cole : starr 's former stepmom . starr : his lawyer convinced him not to . markko : what ? langston : so then what did he plead , not guilty ? starr : yep . langston : but that 's insane . there 's so much evidence against your dad . markko : since when has that stopped a rich guy from beating the rap ? langston : i 'm so sorry , cole . starr : now his lawyer pushed for this hearing that happens tomorrow to decide whether there will be a big trial or not . langston : seriously ? and this woman used to be your stepmother ? starr : so how did your cousin 's case go ? langston : i do n't know . we 're still waiting to find out . cole : you sound worried . langston : can you blame me ? [ scene_break ] judge : well , you and your clients are welcome to roll the dice if that 's what you want , but i have already informed them that if they persist in this marriage status application , they will automatically trigger a homeland security investigation . téa : your honor , i can assure you my clients are very much in love . vanessa montez rescued cristian vega from a lifetime of false imprisonment in colombia . they spent an extended period of time together before coming back to the u.s. , and they have been inseparable ever since . somewhere along the way , they fell in love . your honor , my clients ca n't be faulted for having kept their plans under wraps given vanessa 's ambiguous legal status . judge : do n't tell me what i may or may not fault them for . téa : to prematurely announce their engagement might have taken an enormous emotional toll on ms. montez 's stepdaughter . i understand your skepticism , your honor . but if i understand correctly , the department of homeland security guidelines specify that a disclosure of this nature merits a full b.i.a . review . i am confident that my clients will be able to answer any and all questions regarding the nature of their relationship . judge : do you two love each other ? cristian : yes , your honor . vanessa : si , your honor . judge : well , you better be ready to prove it . you 've got 24 hours . be here tomorrow for a full b.i.a . review , after which , i will render my final decision . this court is adjourned . lola : oh , my god . thank you so much . vanessa : gracias . cristian : we really appreciate this , téa . téa : do n't thank me yet . we still have to pull this off . [ scene_break ] bo : all right , balsom , what 's going on ? rex : well , shane has his heart set on a z - box this year . bo : oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , but they just dropped the prices on those things -- at least that 's the news that matthew 's been using to hustle me . so you and gigi can skip a couple of date nights . you ought to be able to swing it . rex : well , there are no date nights for gigi and me right now . between going to texas and getting shot , my credit cards are maxed out . u.v . 's not doing so hot . i have n't been able to take any cases . i 'm tap city , bo , and i 've already promised gigi and shane both that a z - box is in the works . bo : all right , say no more . what do you need ? [ scene_break ] bree : i want to see santa . gigi : hi , guys , merry christmas . ‘ [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] he is out of control . he is worse off than when he got here . brody : you can say whatever you want . it does n't change that jessica 's disappeared and tess has taken her place . tess : what ? he would say anything not to get tossed out of here . brody : there 's got to be some kind of test you can run to prove which personality she is . tess : okay , he forced himself on me . why are we standing here talking about it ? dr. levin : jessica , please -- tess : no , i want to call the police . i want to press charges . and my uncle is the police commissioner , by the way . so get the police on the phone , now ! brody : she came to me . she said she had to see her kids and she begged me to break her out of here . dr. levin : so you responded by initiating sexual contact ? brody : i had to know who i was dealing with . no , listen -- look , the last time she begged me to break her out of here , she came on to me . but it was n't jessica , it was tess . you know , and then when i told jessica what tess did , she was mortified because that 's not who jess is . jessica would never use her body to get what she wants , but , tess , she did n't even blink . tess : you do n't believe that bull , do you ? dr. levin : mr. lovett will have to be removed . and you , tess , need to take a nap . [ scene_break ] rex : i do n't want your money . bo : just take it . rex : i do n't need it . bo : you just told me that you 're short of cash , you 're looking for work . rex : right -- work , not a handout . bo : call it a loan . rex : you know , there were times when i would have made up this story just to get some money . those times are over . bo : all right , all right , balsom . look , i 'll keep an eye out for something for you , okay ? but do n't let your pride get in the way of a little help . rex : ca n't do it , bo . bo : balsom -- rex : bo , what kind of father would i be if i let another man pay for my kid 's christmas present ? now , your offer means a lot , it really does , but it 's not a big deal . i can handle it . [ scene_break ] markko : so you guys want to hit the mall ? i still have some christmas shopping to do . [ markko sighs ] markko : yeah , it 'd probably be a mob scene . cole : yeah , i ca n't deal with crowds tonight . starr : you want to go home ? me neither . langston : same . but if i stay here any longer , i feel like my butt 's going to grow roots . markko : we could go ice skating . there 's singing and stuff in angel square , we could go and do that . langston : yeah , no , that sounds fun . and it would n't take a lot of energy . okay , look , i know that today sucked for everybody , but it 's not going to get any better just sitting here . markko : okay , if angel square is lame , i 'll join the polar bear club tonight . [ laughter ] starr : do you know that my grandma is a charter member ? i 'm not even kidding . cole : wait , wait , wait , shh . so that means you and addie would swim the lantana together ? okay , yeah . yeah , that definitely beats watching cable tv with parental controls . [ scene_break ] lola : thank you , thank you , thank you , thank you ! i ca n't believe it . after everything that judge said , you 're really going to marry my stepmother ? this means we get to stay , right ? téa : well , it 's not a foregone conclusion , but we do have a pretty good shot . especially if you guys get married before the hearing . vanessa : mañana ? téa : si , mañana . i 'll set up the ceremony . in the meanwhile , you and cris need to learn everything there is to know about each other so you can convince the judge that you 're the real deal . lola : we already know everything there is to know . cris saved our lives today . téa : what is she talking about ? cristian : we got this before the hearing . téa : you gave this to the judge ? lola : yeah . he did n't care . cristian : he said that even though they 're in danger , they could n't stay in the country . vanessa : two colombian nationals -- it 's a colombian problem . lola : no , it 's our problem . my father will kill us . téa : we should definitely take this seriously . i 'd like to have it examined if that 's okay . cristian : yeah , sure , go ahead . téa : you guys look exhausted . it was very nice to meet you , lola . go home and go to sleep . you two , go home , put on a very strong pot of coffee , and rehearse your story . practice , practice , practice . i 'm going to be by in the morning to quiz you . and think about what you 're going to wear . cristian : jeans and a t - shirt ? téa : not if you 're getting married . [ scene_break ] tess : you stay away from me . dr. levin : it 's just something to help you relax . tess : i do n't need to relax , okay ? brody does . he made all that crap up . you do n't believe him , do you ? brody : me ? dr. levin : both you and brody are guilty of a lapse in judgment , and i assure you , we 'll sort out the facts later when you 've both had a chance to cool down . tess : okay . okay , you got me . i 'm tess . but you know that story that brody told in group tonight ? dr. levin : that 's enough . tess : well , he did n't mention that he 's way more screwed up than he sounds . you know how he walks around all day with that thousand - yard stare , huh ? brody : shut up . tess : huh ? well , you want to tell them , brody , or should i ? because maybe you 're in baghdad right now . [ scene_break ] natalie : it 's really good to see you , marcie . marcie : yeah , you , too . i heard about jessica and everything that she did to you . i 'm really sorry . natalie : well , jessica 's getting help she needs now , and jared and i are just trying to give these kids as much love and attention as we can until she comes home . marcie : yeah , i think that 's a really good plan . natalie : yeah . jared : and i 'm sorry about your loss . i would 've been at the funeral , but somebody 's got to watch the kids . marcie : you do n't need to explain . i can see you have your hands full . natalie : they 're adorable . have you met chloe ? marcie : no . natalie : well , it 's about time you did . this is chloe brennan . marcie : oh , well , hi . hi , little one . hi . how are you doing , huh ? [ scene_break ] bo : i know that you 're trying to bridge the gap between you and shane , but you do n't need to do that with gifts . rex : look , i know i ca n't buy my way into shane 's heart . this is our first christmas together . i just want to make it special . bo : that 's not going to be a problem , z - box or no z - box . [ scene_break ] gigi : you okay ? marcie : oh , yeah . she 's a little angel . jared : oh , yeah , well , we 'll try to remember that next time she wakes up for her 1 : 00 a.m. feeding . [ laughter ] jared : and her 4 : 00 a.m. feeding . and her 7 : 00 a.m. feeding . marcie : yes , well , i remember the first time tommy actually slept for more than four hours . i kept waking up ready to feed him , ready to feed him , and he was just conked out . i think that i was actually disappointed . jared : something tells me we 'll be able to handle that . gigi : well , just you wait . one day you 'll wake up and you 'll be seriously bonded to this kid . natalie : well , hopefully , jessica will be back before then . [ scene_break ] tess : i just want to see my baby . what is so crazy about that ? and why could n't you have just helped me or stayed out of my way , huh ? or are you too bloodthirsty to understand a mother 's love for her child ? brody : that 's not it at all . tess : do you want to talk about crazy , doctor ? this boy walks around hallucinating left and right . brody : shut up . tess : you know how we talked about in the meeting how much better he 's getting ? well , guess what . you know that kid that he killed in iraq ? well , he 's here . he 's here all the time . and we 're not talking about our nightmares , right , brody ? he walks around in the halls , all filled up with bullet holes , wondering , `` why ? why did you kill me brody ? `` is n't that right ? brody : i told you to shut up about that ! tess : i 'm not going to shut up . and that kid is never going to be erased . he will haunt you forever , do you hear me ? not until you 've paid for what you 've done . not until you 're put down like the lying son of a bitch dog you are ! and until you freaks let me see my baby ! [ scene_break ] lola : can i go tell my cousin the good news ? vanessa : sure , just call her . lola : can i go over there ? i mean , i should probably tell langston the good news . or maybe i should ask my new stepfather . vanessa : give her a call first ; make sure it 's okay with dr. lord . lola : i will . vanessa : she 's so happy . you 're quiet . cristian : i have a lot to think about . vanessa : yo tambien . thank you , cristian . cristian : i could n't let them send you back to colombia knowing the danger you 're in . vanessa : still , i know what this is costing you . [ scene_break ] brody : you 're crazy . you do n't know what you 're talking about . tess : do you want to know why you ca n't get that kid out of your head , brody ? because deep down inside , you know you can snap and do it again , just like you almost did to that kid you call your own son . brody : i told you , i thought i was protecting him ! tess : really ? like you tried to protect that kid in iraq by putting him in a body bag ? dr. levin : all right . okay . tess : i was just trying to see my kid , brody . i thought that you would understand that ! huh ? was it fun for you , taking advantage of me ? lording over desperate women and innocent children ? brody : wrong , you 're dead wrong . orderly : let 's go . do n't you move a muscle . brody : she 's wrong . you hear me , you 're wrong ! tess : please let me out of here . dr. levin : you know that 's not going to happen . tess : i have to see -- dr. levin : put that lamp down before you hurt someone . tess : i have to see my baby . dr. levin : you 're in no condition to handle a child . tess : no . please , i have to see her . somebody took her . somebody did something to her . i have to make sure that she 's okay , please . i do n't want to hurt anyone . please -- no , no , no , no . please , do n't . no , no . please , i have to see my baby , please . [ scene_break ] marcie : that 's a christmas tree with branches , ornaments -- natalie : so , santa , are you still on duty ? bo : well , these two look like a couple of my helpers . yeah , i 'll put in a little overtime . who 's first ? marcie : oh , chloe 's first . it 's her first christmas . and i think it might make it easier for bree if she sees her little baby sister pave the way . [ scene_break ] sarah : i was just on my way out . cristian : can we talk ? sarah : i think you said it all back at court . cristian : that 's not true . i love you . i could n't say that back there , but i do . sarah : yeah . nothing says `` i love you `` like marrying another woman . cristian : look , sarah , it was the only way to keep vanessa -- sarah : i get it , okay ? cristian : i love you , only you . you 're the woman i want to be with . vanessa : i 'm going to leave you two alone . sarah : no , i 'm leaving . cristian : please , do n't go . sarah : cristian , you heard the judge . immigration will be gearing up to investigate your marriage . and if they go poking around , asking questions , and they find me here or any of my clothing or my pictures , vanessa and lola are going to be deported . and you -- i ca n't even talk about this . [ scene_break ] [ `` carol of the bells `` playing ] [ cell phone rings ] téa : hello ? i was wondering when i 'd hear from you . i told you i 'd take care of everything , did n't i ? well , not to worry . everything is going swimmingly . i got them eating out of the palm of my hand . [ next_on ] cristian : i 'm marrying vanessa . sarah : i have to break up with him , right ? todd : do not put marty on the stand . marty : i want to know why you would defend todd manning after everything he 's done to you . todd : all right , what do you want ?
cole and starr confront tea as to why she is defending todd of the rape charge . natalie and jared are out on the town with bree and chloe . while jared is away from the table , natalie searches through the shopping bags until he comes back and catches her . jessica and brody are in the process of making love when the doctor comes in and catches them . the judge cautions cristian and vanessa as to the consequences of them being married only to keep vanessa in the country . tea comes into the courtroom and assures the judge that cristian and vanessa are truly in love . rex , gigi , and marcie enjoy a day with santa claus in the park . gigi pulls shane out from behind the bushes to talk to santa claus . jared blasts natalie for trying to ruin his surprise by trying to find out what he had gotten her for christmas . rex lets bo know that shane wants a z - box for christmas , but does n't have the money to purchase it for shane . bo offers him the money , but rex refuses . cole and starr lets markko and langston know that todd had plead not guilty in his bail hearing . the doctor tells the orderlies to take brody away while tess takes a nap . the doctor walks toward tess holding a syringe .
john : okay , then . let 's take a statement . brody : all right , talk . mitch : i did not willfully flout my heavenly father 's wishes . brody : so you 're saying john made it up ? mitch : to protect the person that did stab me . brody : all right . who stabbed you ? mitch : the person who really stabbed me -- natalie : john -- mitch : the person who stabbed me is john mcbain . brody : that 's your statement ? mitch : take notes , lieutenant . it 'll help . yes . john mcbain threatened to kill me with his bare hands while i was in custody . at first , i thought it was just macho posturing , until natalie came in . i had made a simple observation , and lieutenant mcbain lost control of himself . are you getting this ? brody : i 'm listening . mitch : do n't you want to ask what i said ? [ scene_break ] delphina : so , i guess we wo n't be needing that marriage license anymore ? amelia : i guess i do n't . delphina : may i have this honor ? dorian : no ! not so fast . amelia : what are you doing ? dorian : i made promises when i ran for mayor . amelia : i know , and you were magnificent . dorian : and it was n't just for show . i -- i said i was going to stand up for the rights of same gender couples to marry , and i meant it . i 'm sorry , girls . divorce is out of the question . [ scene_break ] nora : the only thing i know ... is that i love you . and that 's the truth . and you deserve the best . clint : and that 's you . nora : yeah , well , that 's it . that 's all i got . clint : too short and sweet . should have been my first clue . [ scene_break ] kim : hey , nigel . nigel : mr. buchanan asked not to be disturbed . kim : yeah , that does n't mean me . nigel : it most assuredly does . i 'll tell mr. buchanan that you 're here . kim : i 'll tell him myself , thanks . hi , mr. buchanan . nigel : sir , i told her you were n't to be disturbed . clint : it 's okay . ms. anders and i have things to do before my wife gets home . [ scene_break ] bo : any messages ? nora : nothing . i called clint before we left seattle and he never called me back . bo : he 's probably dealing with everything that mitch laurence has done to his family . nora : well , i guess . bo : do you think he 's avoiding your calls ? nora : i do n't know , i do n't know . but i -- i really would like to talk to him before i show up tonight with téa delgado 's daughter in tow . [ scene_break ] dani : thanks again for letting me crash with you . matthew : no problem . i owed you for taking me to seattle , anyway . dani : not even . téa : dani , honey , how 's your stomach ? you did n't eat anything , did you ? dani : just drop it , okay ? i 'm not your problem anymore . téa : you were never my problem . i am your mother and -- dani : not anymore ! téa : dani , listen -- dani : seriously , forget it . forget me . just like you forgot about dad when your boyfriend killed him . [ scene_break ] john : you probably should n't be here . natalie : no , i 'm not leaving . mitch : you see that , lieutenant ? pay attention . it 'll tell you everything . brody : just finish your statement , laurence . mitch : what i said was that i hoped detective mcbain was n't still carrying a torch for my favorite bride , because i said , `` i had plans for her . `` i said that i enjoy nothing more than seeing natalie squirm . that i love to hear her squeal with delight . john : brody ... write it down . write down every word that comes out of his mouth . brody : why do n't you take natalie out of here ? mitch : you see that ? look into his eyes . if you were n't here to protect me , i 'd be a dead man by now . what are you waiting for ? arrest him ! brody : natalie , john 's right . you probably should wait outside . mitch : let her stay . i want a witness . i just told you john mcbain tried to kill me . you 're supposed to arrest him now . brody : what 's the call ? mitch : you do n't ask his permission ! did n't they give you a grownup badge ? huh , junior ? along with your rulebook ? john : take it to i.a . if you want . that 's the cleanest way to do it . mitch : there is nothing clean about this . brody : be quiet ! mitch : ooh . what 's the deal , lieutenant ? hmm ? are you in his pocket ? brody : what does i.a . do with a statement like that ? mitch : are you hearing this ? my darling , they are planning my assassination . natalie : brody , it 's a lie . john : natalie , do n't say anything . natalie : no , i can not let him ruin your life . john : do n't . mitch : oh , come on . let her shine , john . this is her moment . natalie : john did n't stab mitch . i did . [ scene_break ] starr : aunt dorian , these two love each other . dorian : delphina broke up with amelia . delphina : i made mistakes . amelia : we both did . dorian : wait . you did not make a mistake marrying me . and if you back out now , everyone is going to think that our marriage was a stunt . amelia : well , i do n't care what people think . dorian : amelia , i thought you were passionate about the cause . amelia : i am . and i will continue this fight , but this time , with the woman i love by my side . [ scene_break ] clint : you can leave us , nigel . nigel : i 'll be happy to assist you with anything you need . clint : everything 's under control . nigel : very well . i 'll just straighten up a little . kim : ahem -- actually , i 'd love a cheese steak . nigel : i beg your pardon ? kim : the sandwich , you know ? sorry , i did n't have time to get dinner . nigel : oh , that 's all right . rustle up something to eat , would you , nigel ? nigel : certainly . kim : thanks . [ nigel mumbles ] kim : how are you , mr. buchanan ? clint : it 's clint , and i 'm still mad as hell every time i think about it . kim : have you spoken to your wife at all since this morning ? clint : no , i 'm ducking her messages . kim : she 's trying to reach you ? clint : yep . she left one message that said she has something to talk to me about . kim : you think she 's going to drop the bomb about her and your brother ? clint : maybe . that 's why you and i are going to drop a bomb on her first . kim : so operation `` do n't get mad , get even '' -- clint : is on . [ scene_break ] nora : okay . why do n't -- we 'll be in touch once we get her settled . how about that ? dani : i wo n't be . todd : hey ! do n't be so hard on your mother . dani : like you get to say anything to me ? you shot my father in cold blood ! todd : i was trying to save your life , you little -- dani : shut up ! just shut up ! téa : hey , hey ! you can not talk to him like that ! dani : you two killed my father and you want me to behave ? téa : okay , baby , i know that this is the worst thing that has ever happened to you , okay ? dani : it happened to daddy . you treated him like garbage . téa : you know why . dani : what , because he had a temper ? you kidnapped me and would n't tell him where i was . what did you expect ? téa : honey , he had more than a temper , okay ? dani : oh , yeah , right ! he threw things around the house when i was a kid , so that makes a criminal ? téa : he took you at gunpoint . dani : because you drove him to it ! this is on you , téa ! todd : dani , do n't -- dani : do n't -- do n't what ? do n't talk mean to your girlfriend ? who the hell are you to even talk to me ? téa : dani , you have to trust me , okay ? dani : trust you ? you 're not getting it . i hate you , téa . i wish you were the one who died ! [ scene_break ] dorian : i went to jail over this . i was put in a cell right across the way from my worst enemy on earth . amelia : that man was a lunatic . i 'd be scared , too . dorian : i 'm not afraid of mitch laurence . langston : he freaks me out . markko : he 's not getting anywhere near you . cole : or you and hope . dorian : yeah , i will take care of mitch laurence . [ scene_break ] mitch : you do n't look surprised , lieutenant lovett . brody : well , i 'm listening . how should i look ? mitch : you just got a confession from the lovely natalie . brody : but i also got a statement from you swearing to god and his angels and the whole wide world that john mcbain did it . you just tried to bully me into arresting him . now , you want to take that back ? mitch : i was only trying to protect natalie . i guess mcbain and i are both suckers for redheads . natalie : you do n't talk . mitch : you see that fire ? there 's a killer . but you knew that , did n't you ? brody : i 'm just taking down everything you say . mitch : you were on the scene right after it happened . you knew what happened . you knew it smelled wrong right from the very beginning . i would n't kill myself because i was afraid of going to prison . i was n't going to prison , and i knew it . brody : really ? mitch : yeah , the charges in california were dropped . and the murders here in llanview all pointed to jared banks . natalie : that 's because you framed him . mitch : there it is again . john : natalie -- mitch : no , this fairy tale was all that john could come up with to cover the fact that natalie stabbed me ! john : i think this is his third story in less than an hour . mitch : you were there and you saw the evidence . you saw the weapon . do you remember what the letter opener looked like ? brody : not really . do you ? mitch : yes . it is seared in my brain . it had the initials `` j . b. `` on it . j.b. -- jared banks ? brody : okay . i 'll take a look when i get back to the station . mitch : it wo n't be there ! john grabbed a substitute -- [ mitch takes a breath ] mitch : without jared 's initials . brody : so i 'm going to know john framed you because the weapon wo n't be the one you say john or maybe natalie actually used to stab you ? mitch : john brought a fake weapon with him so he could put my prints on it to make the frame stick . go ahead ! search him ! [ scene_break ] kim : that was fast . nigel : i was unable to rustle up any steak . however , there was some turkey for a sandwich . kim : thank you , nigel . you 're the best . clint : she 's right , nigel . you are the best . if it were n't for you , i 'd still be in the dark . nigel : sir ? kim : actually , can i please have a glass of milk , nigel ? this is a little dry . nigel : of course . kim : poor guy . he 's just so embarrassed by this . clint : [ indistinct ] for years , he worked for my father , so he 's seen a lot worse , but you 're right . i 'm sure it was n't easy for him to speak up . kim : yeah . so , i guess we 'd better get ready . clint : yeah . uh -- are you sure that you do n't mind doing this ? kim : i told you i 'd help you in any way i can . clint : yeah , but what i 'm asking you to do is not exactly in your job description . kim : after what those two did to you , it would be my pleasure . [ scene_break ] eli : hey , now you wait just a minute , danielle . now , i miss my brother , too , a lot , but that 's -- that 's out of line . téa : okay -- okay , listen . i know that we have a long way to go , okay ? i understand that . and we 're going to take things one step at a time . i want you to come home to the palace with me . dani : a hotel is not a home . i had a home in tahiti with my dad . téa : we could -- we could order room service . we could watch movies . dani : movies ? are you serious ? téa : we could do whatever you want to do . dani : the only thing i want to do is get away from you . if that 's still okay with you guys . matthew : of course it is . right , mom ? nora : yeah . dani : she does n't want me . she wants him . the guy who killed my father . téa : he did not kill your father ; he was trying to save your life ! dani : can we go now ? matthew : mom ? nora : uh -- yeah . well , you know what ? we 'll give you a call on the way . come on . téa : good night , dani . listen , i am not giving up on you . i love you and -- dani : go to hell ! téa : my daughter just told me to go to hell . [ scene_break ] mitch : search john mcbain and you will find the weapon you 're looking for . why are n't you moving ? john : because you 're insane ? everybody knows it ? mitch : do your job . search him now ! [ scene_break ] dorian : why are we even talking about mitch laurence ? no , we have got to settle this . delphina : dorian , it is settled . we 're going to tear up that marriage license , and mel and i are getting back together . dorian : and what about all the gay couples that are counting on me to validate their unions ? amelia : those licenses are n't worth the paper they 're printed on if we do n't change that law . dorian : yes , and that 's what i am trying to do . amelia : i know . but we have to go about it a different way . the ends do n't always justify the means . i realize that now . dorian : oh ? so what is your plan now ? amelia : i 'm going to take this fight to the legislature , and del 's going to be my wing man . delphina : right . wing woman . amelia : yeah , baby . [ scene_break ] eli : why do n't i take you home ? téa : my daughter 's right . a hotel is not a home . blair : come on , téa . it 's where you are is where her home is . you love your daughter . and she 's always going to be your daughter , no matter what she thinks right now . téa : i 'm sorry . i 'm a complete failure . and i really made a mess of things . eli : i 'm going to go get us a cab . téa : thanks . [ téa sighs ] téa : oh -- téa : this is the -- the latest picture that i have of her . i do n't remember if i thanked you or not . todd : yeah , you did . téa : yeah ? ross would have -- would have killed her . you were right . she would have got -- gone over that bridge . todd : yeah . téa : she 'll understand that in time . todd : really ? téa : i— [ scene_break ] dorian : amelia , are you sure this is what you want ? amelia : oh , i am . and , dorian , i ca n't thank you enough for what you 've done for us . and i hope that we can still have your support . but -- but mostly , i just hope that we can part as friends . what do you say ? [ scene_break ] kim : they 're here . clint : i guess this is it . kim : you nervous ? clint : a little , yes . kim : do n't be . it 's exactly what they deserve . [ scene_break ] nora : hi , nigel . nigel : welcome home ! nora : thank you . it 's certainly good to be here . nigel : indeed . bo : yeah . and as always , nigel , thanks for holding down the fort . nigel : a pleasure . mr. matthew -- matthew : hey , nigel . nigel : i 'm told there is good news . matthew : yeah , there is . you want to see ? nigel : oh , by all means . matthew : check it out . you see ? nigel : that is most gratifying , sir . matthew : i know , right ? i 'm going to walk soon . bo : can you believe that ? nora : makes me cry every time i see him do that . oh , and this is dani . this is a friend of matthew 's from the warwick school . nigel : a pleasure , miss . bo : téa delgado 's daughter . dani : ex - daughter . nora : um -- anyway , she 's going to be staying with us for a while . nigel : i 'll ready the guest room and get your luggage sorted . nora : thank you , thank you . where 's clint ? nigel : he 's in the living room , ma'am . nora : you know what ? i have an idea . bo , why do n't you take the kids to the diner ? i 'm sure they 're starved . and that way , clint and i can chat . dani : i 'm in the way , are n't i ? nora : no , you are not in the way , not at all . it 's just that the buenos dias cafe has the best cheeseburgers in town . no offense , nigel . nigel : none taken , ma'am . matthew : all right , let 's go . bo : all right , i 'll be right out there in a second . nigel : i 'll go see about the guest room . bo : hey , you 're not planning on telling clint about us tonight , are you ? nora : no , no . he deserves to know , but not tonight . i ca n't possibly rip his home apart after i promised téa i 'd take care of her daughter . [ scene_break ] [ téa sighs ] eli : you want me to stay ? téa : you do n't have to . eli : all right . well , you should eat something , okay ? 'cause you have n't had a bite all day . téa : i 'd throw up if i did . my stomach is in knots . eli : téa , she 's 15 . téa : yeah . eli : do you remember some of the things you said when you were 15 ? come on , danielle 's not going to be like this forever . téa : hmm . the only father she 's ever known is dead ... because of what i set in motion . eli : no , téa . uh - uh . it was all ross . okay , you did n't make him do anything . he 's my -- was my brother . believe me ; the man did n't do anything unless he wanted it . okay ? téa : or his baby girl did . eli : his baby girl did not want him to pull a gun and take hostages . téa : i know . eli : okay , well , do n't forget it . téa : yeah , thanks . eli : all right . i 'll be right down the hall if you need me . téa : thanks , eli . [ door opens and closes ] [ scene_break ] blair : that 's a nice thing to have . todd : yeah , it 's the only scrap of my daughter that i get after 15 years . blair : i do n't know what to say . todd : she thinks i 'm a murderer . blair : she wo n't always feel that way , todd . todd : yeah , but i killed her father as far as she 's concerned . blair : come on . how many times have we heard starr say `` i hate you , daddy , and i never want to see you again `` ? todd : starr knows that i 'm her father . blair : well , and in the end , that 's all that really matters . that 's what 's important . todd : not with dani . it 's going to make her hate me even more . 'cause what kind of father does n't even find their kid after all these years ? blair : well , maybe one that did n't know she existed . todd : that does n't make it better . i guess it does make her hate téa more than me , though . blair : well , i do n't think she needs any help in those -- that area . todd : and when she finds out ? god , i do n't know how téa could let it go if there was even a slight chance that i was her father . blair : come on . you need to let it go and just move forward . todd : how do i do that , blair , when dani wo n't even look me in the eye ? blair : you just have to give it time . todd : all right . are you ready ? you got everything ? 'cause i 'll drop you off at dorian 's . blair : what , and you 're going to go home to an empty house ? todd , you have 3 wonderful children that really would love to see you . todd : i do n't think i 'm very good for them right now . blair : oh . well , that 's just too bad , is n't it ? that was n't the deal you made when you became a parent . you know , sometimes you have to , you know , come up with the goods even when you do n't feel like it . so come on . todd : yeah . blair : okay ? let 's go . [ scene_break ] amelia : come on , dorian , shake my hand . dorian : i 'm not going to shake your hand . starr : oh . [ markko chuckles ] dorian : and after everything we 've been through ? come on . here you go . felicitation , cherie . oh . come on , delphina . lighten up . delphina : i -- i sense evil all around . cole : another fake prediction ? look , dorian gave your girlfriend back . what more do you want ? delphina : this is not fake . this is real , and ... the cramer women are in danger . markko : the -- the cramer women ? does that include langston ? cole : and starr ? starr : and what about hope ? dorian : okay , cut it out , delphina . you 're scaring my family . delphina : sorry . i 'm sorry , but i do feel evil . dorian : could you be more specific ? delphina : you -- you have a message coming . cole : like psychic voicemail ? delphina : special delivery . dorian : from whom ? delphina : if i did n't know any better , i 'd say satan himself . [ scene_break ] mitch : brody , your friends are putting you in a terrible position , are n't they ? you 're failing to search for evidence that john mcbain is hiding right here in front of you . brody : i have no reason to believe that . mitch : sure you do . look at them . go ahead , look . you can see the truth , brody . you can never escape the truth . that 's something that you learned at st. ann 's , is n't it ? you had killed a young boy . you could n't escape that . you ca n't escape this , either . brody , search him . save your soul . natalie : you know what ? i ca n't -- i ca n't let you do this , either one of you . john : nobody believes you , laurence . mitch : you are letting me take the rap for a crime that natalie committed . john : you know , you can talk day and night . you ca n't prove anything . mitch : you 're going to put your neck on the line for these two ? you think natalie is going to hold up ? she 's a basket case . natalie : shut up , mitch . mitch : now here 's the deal -- john : no , you do n't make deals . you got nothing to offer . mitch : oh , yeah ? this suicide story is not going to stick . one of you will do time for stabbing me . i vote for john . take the rap , john , and natalie will walk free . [ scene_break ] dorian : delphina , wait a minute -- the ... cramer women are in danger , and the devil is sending me a package ? delphina : special delivery . amelia : we should go now , del . we have a law to pass . thank you . thank you so much , dorian . dorian : you 're quite welcome , amelia . and good luck to you , both . delphina : good - bye . good luck . starr : whew . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : okay , i guess i 'm single again . markko : uh -- hello ? what about delphina 's prediction ? dorian : oh . i was going to marry her mel , so she -- maybe she had a grudge against me . starr : maybe . markko : well , i got to get to work . why do n't you come with me and do your homework there ? langston : all right . all right , you guys want to come ? cole : i have an abnormal psych paper due . but if you want to bring hope over and study while i work , then -- starr : you know what ? she 's probably about to go to sleep , and my mom 's going to be home from seattle any minute , so i 'm just going to hang out here , okay ? i love you . cole : i love you , too . i 'll call you later . starr : okay . have fun , you guys . langston : all right . bye . starr : bye . markko : bye . starr : aunt dorian , would you like to go read hope a story with me ? dorian : oh . normally , i 'd love to , sweetheart , but ... not tonight . just give hope a hug for me , all right ? starr : okay . dorian : thanks . starr : as long as -- dorian : no , everything 's cool -- [ doorbell rings ] dorian : oh , i 'll get it , do n't worry . dorian : who is it ? man : messenger service . special delivery . i have a package for dorian lord . dorian : just leave it outside the door . man : i ca n't . it needs a signature . dorian : whew . dorian : whew . it 's the proof ... on my holiday greeting card . huh . whew . [ scene_break ] natalie : no . no deal with the devil . i stabbed you , mitch , and we all know i did . i tried to kill you , and i wish i had . mitch : look what you have done to her , john . your investigation drove jared to his death and now -- natalie : no , you killed jared . mitch : john , this is your chance for redemption . natalie 's going to prison for a very long time . the truth will come out . john : nobody will be prosecuted for trying to kill you , laurence . mitch : you sure about that ? john : absolutely . [ scene_break ] bo : i want this over . nora : me , too . and it will be . soon . bo : not soon enough for me . i miss you already . nora : me , too . nora : whew . [ scene_break ] blair : who left this door open ? did you leave this door wide open ? starr : oh , my gosh ! hi ! blair : hey . starr : oh , it 's so good to see you . blair : oh , it 's good to be home . starr : oh , dad ... todd : hello . starr : what happened ? are you guys okay ? todd : it 's a long story . starr : okay , well , why do n't you come in and tell me the whole thing ? start from the beginning . todd : no , no , let 's just do the short version . starr : no , come on . todd : wait a minute . should n't you be studying for your finals right now ? starr : i already studied , and this is much more important . blair : where 's aunt dorian ? starr : i do n't know . she was here a minute ago . come on . blair : are the boys asleep ? starr : well , they were absolutely , positively supposed to be asleep an hour ago , but -- blair : oh , so that means they 're awake . starr : exactly , so -- blair : well , i 'll go -- i 'll go check on them . todd : tell jack i 'll be up in a second . blair : all right . he 'll be glad to hear that , i 'm sure . starr : mom -- blair : yes ? starr : dad , i 'm really glad you guys are home . [ scene_break ] [ téa sighs ] téa 's voice : `` my mommy is so pretty '' — young dani 's voice : `` my mommy is so pretty , my mommy is so smart , my mommy is the one i 'll always love with all my heart . `` téa : your mommy loves you , too , corazon . my angel . young dani : you want to hear it in french ? téa : oh , en français , ma cherie ? you 're going to be queen of the world one day , huh ? young dani : you 're the queen . i 'll be the princess . téa : oh . it 's a deal . i love you so much . te quiero tanto , sweetie . young dani : i love you , too . téa : mucho , mucho , mucho , mucho , mucho , forever and ever and ever ? young dani : and ever and ever and ever . téa : forever and ever and ever . [ scene_break ] nora : nigel , clint 's not in the living room . nigel : but he was there , working with his assistant . nora : well , he 's not there anymore . nigel : hmm . i guess she must have gone before you arrived . nora : well -- oh , no . you know what , nigel ? i 'll get that . no , no , no , really . nigel : are you certain ? nora : it 's not heavy . it 's -- besides , clint 's probably already upstairs . [ scene_break ] john : you just -- you done too much damage , laurence . say anything you want . nobody 's going to believe you . you got no credibility , you got no power . let 's go . mitch : time 's running out , john . confess , and natalie goes free . john : how 's it going ? everybody okay ? brody : yeah , but he 's -- he 's something . john : he ca n't prove anything . natalie : i will not let you go to prison for me . john : nobody 's going to prison . he stabbed himself . his prints are on the weapon . brody : and where is that weapon ? john : it 'll be in the evidence locker when you go to get it . brody : and if i had searched you right now , did you bring that letter opener here to get mitch 's fingerprints ? john : brody , the evidence will be where it 's supposed to be . and you 're going to make a full report to i.a . about any contradictory statements . tell them everything that was said . brody : really ? john : yeah . i want you clean . tell them everything and just hand it over . natalie : john 's right , brody . i mean , you were in there . just hand it over . brody : forensics will run every test in the book on that letter opener . if they pick up anything -- john : i 'll handle it . all right ? seriously , i do not want you to make this your problem . you should probably go home and get some rest . natalie : remember what i said . john : it wo n't come to that . brody : i hope you know what you 're doing . [ scene_break ] starr : jack said that you guys were in trouble when you were outside . what happened ? todd : okay , can i just get my jacket off before you start your interrogation ? starr : well , ca n't you talk and do that at the same -- what 's this ? who 's this ? [ scene_break ] dani 's voice : i hate you , téa ! i wish you were the one who died ! [ knock on door ] téa : oh . [ téa sighs ] [ scene_break ] officer : ma'am , you ca n't go in there . dorian : it 's not `` ma'am , `` it 's `` mayor dorian cramer lord . `` officer johns , if you will excuse me ... mitch : dorian . dorian : why did you do this ? [ scene_break ] bo : you kids go ahead , order what you want , okay ? i 've got to make a couple of calls . son , why do n't you order me a -- matthew : let me guess . cheeseburger , medium , with onions ? chili cheese fries , and a root beer ? make sure you save room for the pie . it 's really good here . dani : i 'm not really hungry . is it always this cold here ? matthew : this is warm . we should have a foot of snow by now . dani : oh , great . matthew : well , if you patch things up with your mom , maybe she 'll take you back to tahiti . i mean , not that i want you to leave , because i do n't . dani : matthew , i 'm sorry if i 'm -- i do n't know -- a drag . i 'm really grateful for you taking me in . i do n't know what i 'd do without you . i do n't with anybody anymore . anyways , i 'd rather stay here and freeze with you than live in paradise with my mother and her evil boyfriend . matthew : well , then it 's done . look , my mom 's cool and my uncle clint wo n't mind . he 'll do anything for my mom . [ scene_break ] nora : there you are . clint : nora ? nora : nigel said you were working , but what are you doing in bed ? you 're not feeling well ? kim : honey , i can guarantee , he 's never been better .
dani is furious with both tea and todd for what happened to ross . nora and matthew bring her home . matthew knows nothing about his mother ready to break up with his uncle clint and get back with bo . clint , however has found out through nigel and kim . and kim looks to be successful with `` working `` on clint . mitch knows that john wants to falsify evidence to make it look like he stabbed himself . so do brody and natalie . john is not going to let natalie take the rap for stabbing mitch . but mitch seems to know what is going on .
natalie : no . natalie : okay . i do n't think this whole houdini thing is going to work ... out for you . rex : no ? natalie : no . i think maybe give it another shot when you have n't just survived a car crash . rex : i 'm okay . really . the doctor checked me out . i 'm a little banged up . i 'm fine . natalie : okay . just glad i can see it for myself . i was pretty worried when i heard about the crash . rex : sorry . natalie : just glad you 're in one piece . rex : let 's hope we can say the same thing about nora . natalie : nora ? nora was in your car ? [ scene_break ] bo , thinking : just come back to me , red . that 's all that matters . everything else we can handle . what i did , as bad as it was , we 'll work through it . we 'll find a way because i will do anything . [ rustling ] bo : nora ? honey . nora : oh . bo : oh , thank god . thank god . thank god you came back to me . [ scene_break ] clint : inez , nothing is free in this world . i learned that a long time ago from my father . so now if you just follow through on this one last thing , your debt will be paid , and all you have to do is keep bo thinking that your relationship was indeed consummated . inez : and if i do n't ? clint : then i will have to tell the police that your son ... was at the scene of his father 's murder . inez : what ? what do you mean ? which one of my sons are you claiming you saw at the crime scene ? [ scene_break ] dani : nate , i was watching you . when darren said that your dad was murdered , you did n't even look surprised . nate : i was n't . dani : well ... does that mean that you already knew that your dad was dead ? how could you know that ? destiny : this is so crazy . i still ca n't believe nate 's dad is dead . darren : i know . matthew : do the police have any idea who did it ? james : i do need to talk , but not to you . i need to talk to the police , starr . john : well , today must be your lucky day . starr : john , what are you doing here ? john : well , i 'd come to see rex , but if you know something about your father 's murder , i suggest you tell me now . [ scene_break ] todd : that 's weird . i forgot blair gave me these cufflinks . blair : you forgot . todd : well , i have n't worn them in a while . just found the other one upstairs . téa : uh - huh . well , that explains why i 've never seen them . but it does n't explain why you lied to john . todd : well , it was n't really a lie . it was just an oversight . téa : was it an oversight when you denied having hired rex to investigate eddie ford ? 'cause i seem to remember differently . blair : well , todd , that is actually two for two , hmm ? so why do n't you tell us what else you 're lying about ? todd : i do n't know what you 're talking about . blair : okay , maybe i 'm being just a little too subtle here , so why not try this : did you kill eddie ford ? todd : what is this , good cop , worse cop ? yeah , i lied about the cufflink , but i was nowhere near the crime scene , and i was n't about to incriminate myself just then . blair : okay , what about your lie about rex ? todd : well , having rex dig up some dirt on eddie ford is none of john 's business . blair : well , todd , it is his business when the person you 're digging dirt up on ends up dead . todd : who cares , man ? that guy 's a b - level car thief . he 's a drunk . he 's a bully . he 's not important enough to kill . blair : well , he 's important enough for you to dig up dirt on apparently , is n't he ? todd : well , so is the mailman . does n't make him important . blair : okay , i get it . i mean , you do n't have a motive . it 's not like he went after you or your family , right ? okay , what was that look ? todd : what look ? blair : that look ! that look that the two of you just -- todd : there was no look . blair : yes ! téa : blair ... blair : do n't `` no , no , no , wait a minute . `` what do the two of you know that you 're not telling me ? [ scene_break ] john : hospitals give me the creeps . what do you say we do this down at the station ? starr : well , wait a minute . james , i think you should have a lawyer with you . john : starr , we 're two guys talking , that 's all . james : yeah , it 's okay . do n't worry . nothing 's gon na happen . starr : okay , i 'll meet you at the police station . james : i 'll see you later . starr : wait . please let me get someone to help you . okay , anything could happen . james : okay . thanks . john : you ready ? james : yeah . [ scene_break ] blair : okay , so you gon na tell me what 's going on here ? you gon na tell me what i do n't know here ? what is it ? what 's the deal ? what 's your beef with eddie ford ? todd : i got no beef with eddie ford . blair : well , okay , was it about starr because she 's got a thing for james and he was james ' father . todd : ah , i stay out of my kids ' love lives . blair : [ scoffs ] since when , todd ? todd : since téa and i renewed our vows and she 's changed my world and turned my frown upside down . blair : oh , that 's really nice . she 's turned my frown upside down , too . todd , you know eddie was an abuser . i saw him hit james at thanksgiving right in front of me . todd : so do you think that i killed the kid 's father so he 'd stop getting shoved around ? is that it ? blair : i know you . todd : well , then you should know i 'm not that altruistic . blair : that 's a mighty big word for such a little man . so what are you being so quiet about here , téa ? téa : who me ? blair : yeah , why do n't you stop being a lawyer for one minute and tell me what you know . [ cell phone rings ] téa : ooh , sorry . blair : i 'm sure you are . téa : hello . starr : téa , it 's starr , and i really need your help . téa : what 's going on ? starr : it 's james . his father was murdered last night and now he 's going to the police station to talk to john , and i 'm really scared . téa : why ? starr : james was at the motel last night , téa . he was in the room where james ' dad was found dead . téa : okay , i 'll be right there . relax . keep calm . i 'll be right there . i got to go . james ford needs a lawyer . todd : thought you were my lawyer . téa : hopefully you wo n't need one . [ scene_break ] darren : as far as i know , the cops have n't made any arrests . i do n't even know if they have any suspects , but from what it sounds like , a lot of people had good reason to hate the guy . dani : why did n't you say anything to me if you already knew that your dad was dead ? nate : i guess i did n't think about it . dani : well , i know you 've got a lot going on right now , but would n't the fact that your dad was just murdered kind of be the main thing on your mind ? nate : i 'm sorry . dani : you do n't have to be sorry . i just want to know what 's going on . nate : i know . it 's just this is hard to talk about , so -- destiny : nate , i just found out . i 'm so sorry . nate : it 's okay . destiny : i mean , i know you did n't really know him or even like him , but he was your dad . it 's got ta hurt that he 's gone . [ scene_break ] bo : oh , thank god you 're still alive . you 're freezing . come on . i have to get you out of this -- nora : oh , no , no . wait . bo : what ? what ? are you hurt ? nora : i need to look at you . i did n't think i 'd ever see you again ... for so many reasons . bo : come on . what happened ? rex : nora was in the car with me when this other car came at us , forced us off the road . nora : i was so scared . oh , my god . i remember seeing the headlights coming at us , and i thought it was the end . bo : what happened next ? nora : i opened my eyes . i tried to wake up rex . i could n't , so i got out of the car . i remember thinking i needed to get help . rex : when i woke up in the car , nora was gone . bo : well , what happened then ? where did you go ? red , it 's freezing out here , and you were out all night . nora : i do n't know . i do n't know . nora : i do n't remember anything after leaving the car . all i know is that i woke up on the ground a little while ago somewhere over there or something , i -- bo : all right , come on . we 're gon na get you to an e.r . nora : no , no . bo , wait . eddie ford -- he kidnapped me . he kidnapped me . bo : listen to me -- nora : no , no , no . no , really . he held me hostage , bo . you have to go find him and you have to arrest him . no , he 's a very sick -- he 's a very sick and twisted man . he is . you have to go get him . you got to get him off the streets , bo . bo : it 's -- look . it 's gon na be all right . that 's been taken care of . nora : oh , okay . bo : come on . nora : okay . [ scene_break ] clint : i must say that they are a good - looking group . although i know what a struggle it must have been for you , inez , first with eddie and then being a single mother and all . inez : you do n't know anything or you would n't be doing this . clint : i have sons of my own , so i -- i know no matter how hard you try to keep them on the straight and narrow , you ca n't always be with them , and sometimes one falls between the cracks or maybe two -- inez : will you spit it out , clint ? which one of my sons did you supposedly see at the scene of the crime ? clint : who said it was just one of them ? [ scene_break ] nate : thank you , destiny , but you 're right . i did n't know eddie . and i guess it 's kind of hard to feel sorry when someone you did n't know dies , especially when what you do know about them you hate . destiny : yeah . i mean , i feel horrible about my real mother dying , and i never knew her , but i know where you 're coming from . darren : still , when your father 's murdered -- nate : he was n't my father . that was about dna and bad luck , and about him getting murdered ? with all the people that eddie hurt , i 'm surprised it did n't happen sooner . [ scene_break ] john : come on in . we 'll talk in here . téa : are you questioning james ford ? starr : oh , téa , thank you so much for getting here so fast . téa : of course . i trust you told my client that he does n't have to tell you anything . john : well , he 's a big boy . should n't that be up to him ? she 's right . you do n't have to say anything to me , but if you do know something about your father 's death , you 'll be questioned eventually , so you can tell me now or you can tell me later . it makes no difference to me . téa : james , i would advise you not to say -- james : no , it 's okay . i want to talk . john : all right . starr , would you like to wait out here ? james : actually , i 'd prefer if she came in , if that 's okay . téa : yeah , i do n't see why that should be a problem . john : sure , why not ? come on in . téa : great . john : can i get you all something ? maybe a soda , cup of coffee ? james , would you like something ? james : i 'm good , thanks . john : all right , what do you know about your father 's death ? [ scene_break ] todd : to james ford , who probably decided to handle his daddy situation himself . ca n't say as i blame him either . blair : i just do n't understand why you 're avoiding my question here . todd : what was the question ? blair : i saw téa give you the big fish eye . now , what does she know that i do n't ? todd : probably a whole bunch about the law , my guess . blair : listen to me . did you kill eddie ford ? and if you did , why ? todd : why do you care who killed eddie ford or -- blair : because i want to know if the father of my children is gon na end up in prison again , todd ! todd : read my lips , blair . i did not kill eddie ford , but i would have if he had n't have followed my warning . blair : warning about what ? todd : about dani . [ scene_break ] dani : hey , maybe we should go get a latte or something ? nate ? i think that you need to let this news about your dad sink in . destiny : we should get going , too . can you give me a ride home ? darren : yeah , sure . destiny : are you okay ? matthew : yeah , i 'm fine . destiny : do you need a ride , too ? darren : he 's got his own car , destiny . matthew : do n't worry about me . i 'm leaving in a minute anyway . sorry for your bad news . nate : save it . do not pretend that you care about me or my family ... not after you 've been on my back for months and especially not after you said all that nasty stuff about my mother . dani : nate , come on , we should just go , okay ? let 's go . nate : i mean , what was that about anyways ? if there 's anybody who did n't deserve to be disrespected like that especially after everything that she has been through , it is my mother . dani : nate , let 's go . come on ! nate : where do you get off making up lies like that about her , calling her a whore ? matthew : yeah , 'cause she is a whore and a home wrecker . dani : matthew , really ? stop it ! matthew : his mom is sleeping with my dad ! [ scene_break ] inez : this is crazy . you think you can blackmail me by saying that you 're gon na implicate more than one of my sons in their father 's murder if i do n't let bo keep thinking we slept together ? clint : that 's about the size of it , yeah . inez : no one will believe you . it 's impossible . clint : are you so sure about that ? inez : yes . my sons had absolutely nothing to do with eddie 's death . i could n't be more certain . [ scene_break ] doctor : everything looked good on the ct . bo : you mean there 's no head trauma ? doctor : no , but you are dehydrated and a little shocky , so we 're gon na treat you with iv fluids and send you home . nora : thank you . bo : how you feeling , red ? can i get you anything ? nora : cheeseburger . bo : huh . she wants a cheeseburger . nora : bloody , fries , the works . i could eat a horse , but i 'll settle on a cow . bo : okay . um , but first , do you think we should give these fluids a chance to take effect ? nora : as long as you stay with me . will you stay with me ? bo : honey , i 'm not going anywhere . nora : okay . bo , i have to -- i have to tell you what happened with eddie ford . [ scene_break ] natalie : i still do n't understand . what was nora doing in your car in the first place ? rex : okay , this is where everything gets crazy . nora told me before the crash that eddie was holding her at the minuteman -- natalie : wait . eddie ford ? rex : yeah , nora said that he kidnapped her , that he was trying to break up her and bo with these fake text messages . natalie : what ? rex : i know it sounds insane , but when i got to eddie 's room , she was tied , starved , gagged -- natalie : oh , my god ! the woman ! rex : what woman ? natalie : i worked the murder scene , and we found -- i found -- a red hair in the room . it must have been nora 's . [ scene_break ] bo : nora , i know that he kidnapped you . nora : it was more than that . bo : okay , honey , look , you do n't have to go into all this right now . nora : i need to go into it , and i want to go into it , okay ? bo : okay . nora : he said things to me , and , um ... and he -- he did things to me . bo : what did he do ? nora : the last time that he was there before he left , he , uh ... he ... he ... he -- he touched me . bo : oh , god , no . nora : he did n't rape me . he did n't rape me . he had to go to an appointment or something , and he said he would when he got back , but then rex ... came . uh ... but i never showed him how scared i was . bo : you do n't have to be scared anymore . he ca n't hurt you . nora : i just -- i wanted you to know so that you would lock him up for good , okay ? okay ? bo : honey , honey , eddie ford is dead . [ scene_break ] john : so let 's talk about the gun . james : okay , well , i found the gun in my dad 's duffel bag at the gym , and then after -- later , after the fight with bobby and after i knew my dad was n't going anywhere , i went to minuteman motel to kill him . starr : what ? no , you did n't . téa : james , stop , okay ? starr : no , téa , he did n't . he was just upset at the fact that his dad was talking so mean to me and langston and dani -- john : hey , hey . starr , whose interview is this ? let the kid talk , all right ? so did you kill him ? james : okay , this is what happened . i found my dad in his room . eddie 's voice : how 'd you get in here ? and what the hell are you doing with my gun ? james ' voice : what does it look like john : so you aimed the gun at your dad ? téa : jam , you can stop this at any moment . just say the word , okay ? james : yes , i -- i pointed the gun right at him . eddie 's voice : what are you gon na do , buddy boy ? shoot me . james ' voice : why should n't i ? you deserve it after the way you treated me all these years . you 're my dad . you 're supposed to love me ! but you beat me and you made me feel worthless ! eddie 's voice : what ? and this is supposed to make that all better ? james 's voice : hell , yes . if i kill you right now , i 'd be doing the whole world a favor . you ca n't stay in this town and torture me and bobby and nate and mom -- eddie 's voice : i ca n't believe it . you are still defending that bitch ! james ' voice : because of you i never got to have a mother ! eddie 's voice : she ran out on you ! james 's voice : no . you threw her out . she was n't strong enough to stand up to you , but now ... i 'm standing up to you . eddie 's voice : you know what ? just do it , okay ? shoot me . i dare you . james : then i pulled the trigger . téa : james , i think we should stop now , okay ? john : so then you killed him ? james : no . i , uh , no . okay i could n't do it . john : why not ? eddie 's voice : what 's the matter with you , freak show ? james ' voice : you 're not worth it . you 're not worth it one bit . i 've let you ruin enough of my life , and i wo n't let you ruin any more . i have things to live for now , and i 'm not gon na sacrifice my life for you . john : and then you left . james : not yet . james ' voice : get out of town before i change my mind or someone else comes up here with the same idea but goes through with it . starr : james . john : then what ? james : then i left . and that 's the last time that i saw him . téa : okay , john , that 's it . you got your statement . let 's go . james : okay . john : not so fast . [ scene_break ] natalie : we could n't find a murder weapon , but there was a slug in the wall and in eddie 's chest . rex : the wall ? natalie : a wild shot , i guess , but we 're testing it . rex : you and john make a great team . natalie : john will get his man . rex : or woman . [ scene_break ] john : where 's the gun ? james : i do n't know . i tossed it . john : tossed it where ? james : in the room before i ran out . i just tossed it on the floor , and i left . look , know that it sounds crazy giving the gun back to my psycho dad , but i just -- i wanted to get rid of it and get you out of there , and i was n't thinking beyond that , so ... john : hmm . no gun was found in the motel room , so what the hell happened to it ? [ scene_break ] natalie : without the murder weapon , there 's not a whole lot of evidence , especially if that red hair belongs to nora and not the murderer . rex : i still ca n't believe she was there . natalie : so tell me again , why did eddie kidnap nora ? rex : what nora told me was really nuts . i mean , she was pretty hyper when i found her . natalie : i mean , you said that she was tied up and gagged . i mean , that would make anyone kind of go a little crazy . rex : she was convinced that eddie did it to break up her and bo . natalie : well , that 's just totally insane . i mean , the idea that anyone could break up bo and nora . [ scene_break ] nate : take that back . matthew : it 's the truth . nate : there 's no way my mom had sex with your father , all right ? she 's a good person . she 's not a home wrecker . matthew : well , you 're wrong . dani : matthew , stop it . matthew : what ? it 's not like i 'm making this ups dani : how can you say this trash to nate now ? his father was just killed . matthew : who cares ? if he does n't give a damn , why should i ? dani : god , just do n't listen to him , okay ? do n't listen to him . he does not know what he 's saying . [ scene_break ] téa : my client 's already told you he left the gun at the scene . that 's all he knows . james : really . i do n't know what happened to it after i took off . starr : yeah , come on . is n't it obvious ? you left it there , someone else came in , picked it up , and that 's who shot your dad . [ scene_break ] todd : i ran into eddie ford the other day and i warned him to stay away from dani . blair : did he do something to her ? todd : well , she came home upset the other day and told us that he had said some creepy things to her . blair : god , no . todd : do n't worry about it . listen , if i wanted to kill him , why would i hire rex ? blair : well , maybe you just wanted to have him followed so you could get his routine down so you could figure out a plan to kill him and , you know , when and where . todd : that 's actually a good idea . blair : oh ... todd : but i did n't . i just wanted to scare him away . just wanted to keep him away from dani . blair : i understand that , todd , but -- todd : but what ? i mean , it 's probably james . i 'm probably right about it . he probably lost it and killed him . you know how many times i wanted to kill my dad ? blair : yeah ... todd : i mean , as far as i 'm concerned , he 's my hero . blair : what ? todd : james is a hero , man . dorian should give him the key to the city for cleaning up -- blair : do n't say that ! it 's gon na be hard enough for starr . it would be awful for her , todd 's another boy that she cares about ends up being a killer . todd : she sure can pick 'em , ca n't she ? must be genetic . blair : you want to explain the cufflink ? todd : what about it ? blair : how did it wind up at the scene of the crime ? todd : all i can tell you was i was n't there . somebody 's setting me up . blair : why would someone set you up , todd ? i mean , who would want to see you go down for murder ? todd : you want a list ? blair : well , that 's a good point . just promise me that you wo n't get yourself arrested . todd : you 're not gon na open it up ? blair : hell , no . i 've had all the surprises today that i can handle , thank you . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] dani : hey , we could go to the buenos dias or something , you know , just talk . or you probably want to be with your brothers right now . i 'm sure ford and james are freaked out about your dad 's murder , too . nate : i 'm not freaked out ! i 'm sorry . i do n't mean to be a jerk . i have to leave . destiny : i feel so bad for him . this thing with his dad has got to be tearing him up . darren : sure does n't seem like it . destiny : it is . he 's just hiding it . darren : i do n't get it . it 's like you 're all broken up over nate and his dad who 's an ass , but you ca n't cough up any sympathy for your own parents . destiny : for the gillionth time , they 're not my parents ! darren : i -- i just hope something bad does n't happen to them someday . i mean , how are you gon na feel if they die and you never made up with them ? destiny : ahh ... matthew : darren just does n't get it , does he ? he has no idea what it 's like for your own parents to betray you . [ scene_break ] bo : yeah . nora : wow . well , he was a despicable , vile , sadistic excuse for a human being . \ bo : you can say that again . nora : i did n't send you those texts , bo . i know they came from my phone , but eddie sent them , all of them . bo : i know . i know . balsom told me that . nora : i hated watching you get them . i mean , i -- i knew you were upset by them because eddie liked to show me what you wrote . you have to know , bo , yes , i was too upset by what you said about me and sam , but i would never just take off like that . i would -- i would never disappear . bo : listen , i 'm sorry , too , red . nora : oh , for god 's sake , you have nothing to be sorry about . [ scene_break ] natalie : hey , i just saw uncle bo and nora in one of the other cubicles . rex : they found her . how is she ? natalie : well , i did n't want to disturb them , but i think she seemed okay . rex : oh , thank god . i knew she was out there , but with the weather ... natalie : i know . yeah . rex : i 'm gon na go see her in a little bit . natalie : you 're really amazing , rex . rex : okay , left field . natalie : no , just seeing uncle bo and nora so in love and so grateful to get back together again . if you had n't rescued her -- rex : to breaking and entering . natalie : to you . i am so lucky to have you as my brother . rex : natty , it 's okay . all right , i 'm fine . nothing bad happened to me . natalie : i know . i know . it 's just ... baby hormones . okay . i should go . i should get to the station and tell john about the red hair . rex : hey , hey , wait a second . before all this crazy stuff happened , you told me that john proposed . natalie : right . rex : what did you say ? natalie : i said yes . rex : congratulations ! natalie : thanks ! ha ha ! i 'm not telling anybody yet . nobody knows . rex : why ? natalie : marty -- that 's why . i 'm so scared that she is gon na tell john that this is brody 's baby , and i just think this engagement , like i said before , could push her over the edge . rex : what are you gon na do ? natalie : i do n't know . rex : you ca n't live like this . natty , if you 're gon na marry john , you ca n't keep it a secret forever . [ scene_break ] john : did anyone see you at the motel ? james : no . john : you 're sure about that ? james : yeah , i 'm positive . i made sure no one saw me . john : all right , get out of here . if i have any more questions , i 'll call you . counselor ? téa : mmm ? john : just one question . how many clients do you have in this case , anyway ? téa : one . todd 's not a client . should he be ? john : not yet . téa : hmm . john : oh . please . starr : téa , thank you so much for coming . téa : anything for you , sweetie . james : i really appreciate it , too . téa : listen , if they contact you , call me immediately , okay ? james : okay , sure . téa : and by the way , i think it went -- it went well . i hope i did . james : starr . okay , starr , i 'm so sorry . okay ? i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] bo : oh , i got plenty to be sorry for . honey , i 'm sorry that i said all of that stuff to you . i 'm sorry that i got so mad . i just wanted to talk to you . you would n't call me back . that 's what i thought . nora : and now instead you got like an eyeful of texts . bo : ha ha . why would eddie do this , though ? who would put him up to it ? nora : someone who wanted to see our marriage fail . bo : like who ? nora : well , inez is at the top of my list . [ scene_break ] clint : what makes you so certain that none of your sons had anything to do with eddie 's murder ? inez : because i know my sons . they 're good boys . clint : you should tell that to the judge . inez : not even you could do this . you would n't use my son like this . clint : do n't test me . inez : you 're serious . clint : inez , just keep your mouth shut ! it 's simple . let bo continue to think that you slept together , all right ? if you do n't , i will tell the police about your precious sons . [ scene_break ] nate : what 's going on ? james : i can not believe that i dragged you into another crisis , starr , but i really did try to protect you . starr : james , when you stopped in the middle of telling that story , it scared me so much . i thought that you were going to tell john that you did shoot him , and i ... could n't lose you like i 've lost cole . james : that 's why i could n't do it . starr , that 's what stopped me . i thought about you . [ scene_break ] natalie : i do n't know what i 'm gon na do . you know , basically i have two choices . i can tell john the truth or not . rex : you know i 'd help you , natty , if i could . natalie : i know . i know . rex , it 's just that i 'm so close to having everything that i want . todd : how 'd it go ? téa : i think james is innocent . todd : that 's good to hear that starr 's not gon na be hooking up with another jailbird . téa : i think after james left eddie ford 's room , someone else went in there and killed him . todd : do n't look at me . [ scene_break ] starr : what do you mean ? you did n't kill your father for me ? james : starr , you lost cole because he pulled the trigger in a horrible moment . he had a monster in his face , and he just lost it . but i get that 'cause i wanted to pull that trigger so , so bad . but then i thought about cole . and i could never do that to you , starr . okay , not -- it 's not that you care about me the same way you do cole , but i just could n't put you through that , not again . and also , you know , it 's kind of selfish , but i thought about everything that cole lost because he did pull that trigger , and i could n't stand the thought of the same thing happening to me . [ scene_break ] matthew : i 'm sorry darren yelled at you . destiny : all i did was say i felt bad about nate 's dad getting killed . i 'm sick of being the bad guy when i did n't do anything wrong . matthew : i know the feeling . i just told nate his mom 's sleeping with my dad . destiny : you what ? matthew : i did n't mean to . it just came out . and the way dani and nate looked at me , they looked at me like i was the villain when all i did was tell the truth . destiny : well , your timing was pretty bad . but for what it 's worth , i 'm really sorry they made you feel that way . matthew : thanks . this sucks so much . i do n't know what i 'd do without you . destiny : me neither . [ scene_break ] téa : hey . dani : hi . téa : how was school today ? dani : oh , it was fine . téa : you okay ? dani : yeah . it was -- it was just a long day . i 'm tired . téa : why do n't you relax for a little while before doing your homework , okay ? dani : okay . dani 's voice : nate , i was watching you . when darren said that your dad had been murdered , you did n't even look surprised . [ scene_break ] clint : i was just leaving . inez : i 'll walk you out . [ door opens ] inez : i 'm sorry i ever accepted any favors from you . clint : oh , no need for regrets just so long as we 're clear . nate : what was that about ? inez : i have to talk to you for a second . will you sit down , please , for a minute ? last night , your father -- nate : i already know . inez : you do ? how ? nate : i need to ask you something first . is it true you slept with commissioner buchanan ? [ scene_break ] nora : i do n't want to fight about this , bo . i really do n't , but i ca n't think of anyone else but inez who would want to get in the way of our marriage . who else would do this ? after all , eddie 's -- was her ex - husband . and although he did n't admit it he did hint that she was pulling the strings . ah , it does n't matter . it was a stupid plan , and it failed because they did n't know you like i know you . even when you 're mad , it would take a lot more than a few texts to goad you into the arms of another woman . that 's why i love you so much . that 's why i will always love you , always . hey . hey , what 's going on ? is something wrong ? bo : red -- [ ahem ] there 's something that i have to tell you .
when bo is trying and failing to find nora , she appears out of nowhere . she seems to be ok . but bo urges her to go to the e.r . she reveals that eddie `` violated `` her although he did not rape her . she urges bo to put eddie away . he tells her that it 's no longer an issue because eddie is dead . john tells james he needs to come down to the station to answer some qu3estions . james does not seem to be afraid of his questions and admits that he took the gun , went to eddie 's motel room , pulled the gun on him and pulled the trigger . starr comes with him and calls tea to represent him and they are both really worried about james incriminating himself . but he tells john that although he wanted to shoot eddie dead , he realized he could not go through with it , ruin his life because of trash like eddie , nor put starr through what she 's already had to go through with cole going to prison for pulling the trigger on an evil person . john then concludes that he doubts that james did it . but he suspects todd , robert ford , inez and nate . tea also informs todd she believes that james is innocent but is not so certain that todd is innocent . clint tells inez that she needs to make bo and nora believe that he cheated on nora with her or else both of her son 's will be implicated for murder . after matthew informs both nate and dani that he saw inez with his dad , nate asks his mom if it 's true . nora tells bo that she knows that somebody was pulling eddie 's strings to send him the emails that she ( nora ) wanted bo to sleep with inez . she knows of nobody besides of inez who would put eddie up to it . and she knows that bo would never cheat on her . but , he realizes that he has to confess to her that that is not true .
starr : where 's mom ? todd : she went out . what 's up ? starr : you 're taking me to angel square for the tree - lighting . todd : oh , right , i 'm sorry . yeah , let 's go . starr : wait . without mom ? todd : i guess so . starr : what 's going on ? did you and mom get in a fight or something ? [ scene_break ] [ christmas music plays ] blair : kevin , i do n't think we have anything to say to each other . kevin : oh , just give me five minutes . please ? marcie : look , they 're getting ready to light the tree . man : let 's go help . marcie : okay , yeah . [ scene_break ] luna : do n't you do it . if you break the rules and you tell marcie the truth , you are going to destroy all the wonderful work you 've just done . al : well , the way i figure it , i got nothing to lose . i mean , you could be wrong . luna : about what would happen ? no , al ! al : you have no proof that i 'll get sucked out of this body and sent to -- well , wherever it is they 're going to send me , okay ? luna : all right , all right , let me put it this way -- if you tell marcie who you are inside , i can not be responsible for what will happen to you . [ scene_break ] carolers : deck the halls with boughs of holly fa - la - la - la - la -l - la - la - la ' tis the season to be jolly fa - la - la - la - la la - la - la - la don we now our gay apparel fa - la - la , la - la - la la - la - la troll the ancient matthew : whoa , look at the tree ! nora : yeah , it 's neat , huh ? matthew : man , i 'm so lucky . i got hanukkah and christmas . nora : yeah . matthew : hey , are you all right ? nora : what ? matthew : are you all right ? nora : yes . i 'm fabulous as long as i 'm with you . carolers : while i tell of yuletide treasure fa - la - la - la - la la - la - la - la [ christmas music plays ] [ scene_break ] john : okay . ridgeview , susan gelman . atlantic city , noralyn atkins . jane small , wilmington . elyssa collins , llanview . john : there 's your box . bo : all right , go ahead and have him processed , and tell everybody i said nice work . [ knock on door ] bo : yeah , come in . officer : this came for you in the mail , commissioner . it 's marked `` urgent . `` bo : what 's with the gloves ? officer : yeah . there 's a couple of spots here on the bottom , kind of looks like blood . bo : just set it here . bo : go ahead and take this down to forensics , have it analyzed . thanks , luis . luis : you got it . [ phone rings ] john : mcbain . bo : we just got a message from the killer . [ scene_break ] starr : i 'm right , are n't i ? mom knows that you 're not walker and that you 're todd , does n't she ? todd : yeah , i think so . starr : how could you let this happen ? how could you let this happen ? this is the worst thing -- todd : take it easy . starr : that will ever happen in the whole entire -- oh , my gosh ! todd : take it easy . i do n't know that 's what 's wrong , and i ca n't do anything about it till i do . starr : well , then when will you know that everything is okay and something 's not wrong ? todd : shh . i 'm going to need your help . all right ? i need to find out what she knows and what she 's planning to do . starr : me ? todd : and in the meantime -- and this is really important -- you have to pretend like everything 's okay . you have to pretend like it 's totally cool . you got it ? [ scene_break ] blair : i do n't think that i have ever been in here before . kevin : well , beats being out in the cold . blair : yeah . so you 've got five minutes , kevin . kevin : all right . uh , look , this game you 're playing with todd -- blair : i know -- i will regret it for the rest of my life . so for argument 's sake , i want to know what you think . how do you think i should deal with todd ? kevin : well , i think you should go to a divorce lawyer right this second . blair : as soon as i know that i 've got everything lined up so that todd ca n't take my kids , evangeline williamson is going to file the papers . kevin : well , good . and then ? blair : what ? kevin : well , are you going to come to me ? you know that 's what i want . and i , you know , think in your heart , you want that , too . [ scene_break ] carolers : joy to the world the lord is come let earth receive her king let every heart roxy : ev'ry heart hey , baby , you know , everybody deserves a 30-minute break . natalie : i thought you were headed off to atlantic city . roxy : yeah , well , i was banging on the door as the last bus was leaving . so i figured you were cooped up in that bar , i had to get you out of there . natalie : it 's called working . roxy : yeah , well , i call it moping . you 've been doing it ever since i gave you cristian 's presents . honey , you ca n't go looking like your passport photo for the rest of your life , you know . natalie : the square looks good . female carolers : repeat the sounding joy male carolers : repeat the sounding joy female carolers : repeat the sounding joy male carolers : repeat the sounding joy carolers : repeat , repeat the sounding joy he rules the world with truth and grace and makes the nations prove the glories of his righteousness female carolers : and wonders of his love male carolers : and wonders of his love female carolers : and wonders of his love male carolers : and wonders of his love carolers : and wonders wonders of his love [ applause ] man : that was great , riley . i always figured if it did n't rock , you did n't know it . riley : do not let it get out . man : yeah , right . riley : no , actually , i 'm back at l.u . next semester , studying music theory . man : get out ! with cromley ? riley : yeah . man : me , too , man . [ scene_break ] al : marcie ? marcie : oh , michael . could we not get into anything tonight ? come on , i 'm having a really good time . al : listen , all i need is a couple of minutes , okay ? marcie : no . come on , we 're singing . i just want to forget about things . al : listen , please , it 's really important . man : marcie just said no , did n't she , pal ? let 's not have this be a problem , okay ? al : `` pal `` ? uh , you want to make this a problem , we can do that , pal . marcie : michael . man : they 're caroling at the quad , too . let 's go there . al : no , marcie , marcie , please . no , just hear me out , okay ? this is really important . you have to listen to me , please . [ marcie sighs ] [ scene_break ] john : hey . thanks for coming . bo : sure . i take it you do n't plan on entertaining much . john : not this trip . bo : brought you a copy of that message that the killer sent us . sent the original to forensics . i do n't know if they can come up with anything , but it 's worth a shot . john : right . bo : and i got some good news , if you can call it that . the jacobs murder ? it was a copycat . we caught the guy . john : why 'd he do it ? bo : because she was going to testify against him . it 's all about money . he thought if he dressed it up like the music box killer , then he 'd stand a chance of getting away with it . john : he got alibis for the other two women ? bo : he was out of the country for two of them . john : bo , you really think this is from our guy or is it just someone yanking our chain ? bo : i do n't know . i ca n't even say . but all these numbers and letters -- i ca n't figure that out . john : `` f / c , d3c , a2 / c. `` bo : it 's all greek to me . john : me , too . the last two are just numbers -- `` 4/4 , 5/4 . `` bo : yeah , four murders , four locations ? four murders , five locations ? i -- maybe it just means something to this psycho . john : maybe . or maybe some kids at the university are playing games with us . bo : yeah ? what 's that , crime scenes ? john : yeah . check this out . we got ridgeview , atlantic city , wilmington , llanview . first four murders made a box . bo : music box . john : hmm . problem is we got ourselves three murders in llanview . bo : yeah . yeah , i brought you something else . this is -- john : what do you got ? bo : greater llanview , pa . john : may i ? bo : please . john : okay . so the first murder took place in angel square . bo : yeah , right there . john : and the second one ? bo : palace hotel , corner of high and cornith . right . john : and the third one was on campus . bo : yeah , llanview university . this guy 's making another box . john : within a box . and by all accounts , that means the next one should be placed somewhere in that area there . you familiar with that ? bo : yeah . that 's my father 's estate , asa buchanan . john : the old man should be all right . he -- he 's just after young women . anybody else live with your dad ? say , someone who 's young , female ? [ scene_break ] carolers : angels we have heard on high sweetly singing o'er the plains and the mountains in reply echoing their joyous strains gloria kevin : i do n't want to push you into anything . but if you 're going to leave todd , and you know that kelly and i are through , would you ? would you come to me ? [ blair and kevin sigh ] kevin : i ca n't believe you still love the guy . after everything he 's done to you , you -- fine . but know this -- listen to me -- i will not be part of some emotional game so you can get todd back . i guess my five minutes are up . blair : kevin . you 're right , i 'm not -- i 'm not thinking clearly . kevin : well , you 're angry . blair : just -- just give me a little more time , all right ? kevin : all right . as long as it 's not to play me , too . all right ? you ca n't let your anger drive you , blair , or you 'll lose it all and you 'll end up with nothing . carolers : and the mountains in reply [ applause ] carolers : echoing their joyous strain gloria [ scene_break ] flash : hey , your mom 's got to get back to work , so i 'm going to take you to billy 's . is that cool ? matthew : yeah . flash : all right . nora : thanks , flash . flash : hey , no problem . ever since i moved in with asa , i do n't get enough time with my main man over here . nora : all right . bye , sweetie . behave . thanks . flash : bye . no problem . we are going to have a good time . starr : matthew ! hey , i did n't know you were going to be here . matthew : hey , did you see the tree ? starr : yeah , i did . it was cool , right ? we 'll be right back , okay ? todd : all right . ahem . flash : oh , whoa , the babysitter . hey , hey , hey . come on , let 's go . last one there 's a rotten egg . [ scene_break ] carolers : which inspire your heavenly song gloria todd : hey . what are you doing here ? angel square hotel , huh ? that 's slumming even for you , kevin , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] carolers : gloria marcie : can we please get this out before next christmas maybe ? al : okay , it 's just that , um -- well , you see -- marcie : what ? al : the thing is -- luna : oh , goddess , i 've got to do something ! al : the thing is -- man : hey , look , marcie does n't need this , all right ? she 's -- she 's been through lot . can we just -- al : could you just give me a minute here , please ? marcie : listen , it 's okay , greg . but i got to admit , for someone who is desperate to talk to me , you 're taking your time ! al : okay , okay , i know . listen , the thing is that i 'm -- i 'm michael , right ? okay , but -- marcie : yes , i know that . al : at the same time -- oh , man , how do i -- i 'm -- i 'm michael -- greg : what the hell did you just say ? al : will you just give me a minute here ? greg : i am not going to let you badmouth me like that . al : hey , hey , will you just get the hell out of my face , huh ? luna : oh ! marcie : oh , michael ! michael , are you okay ? greg : oh , man , i 'm so sorry . i -- al : no , okay ? i am not okay . will you look into my eyes , please ? just look as deep as you can in my eyes . what do you see ? luna : do n't you dare . al : it 's me . luna : do n't . do n't do it . al : marcie , it 's me , al , inside of this body . it 's me , al . i need you to see me . marcie : no -- al : i need you to feel me , marcie ! please ? marcie : no . al : please . [ scene_break ] nora : where in the world do you get off coming up with something like that ? i do n't even believe you . daniel : nora , why are you trying to convince yourself that it 's not troy maciver ? nora : because he 's in statesville prison . and i read his psych report . he 's much better . that 's why he was transferred out of st. ann 's . daniel : nora , nora , look , all i do is follow the evidence . now , we have maciver 's bag loaded with evidence linking him to the music box murders . you even i.d . 'd his bag yourself , remember ? nora : no , i did n't , no , i did n't . what i said was that troy -- daniel : of course , of course . i 'd be a little defensive , too , if some lunatic was going around killing people because of me . nora : what ? bo : have you guys had a chance -- nora : what did you just say ? bo : to look at that message from the killer ? daniel : uh , yeah , yeah , i studied it . does n't make a lot of sense , though . hey , son . i 'll be with you in a minute , okay ? what about the f.b.i . ? you guys come up with anything ? john : i faxed a copy of the letter to the field office in new jersey and to quantico . they 'll get their code - breakers on it . bo : flash , could i see you in my office for a second ? flash : sure . bo : nora ? [ phone rings ] bo : this is just an educated guess , but we have reason to believe that the next place that the killer will strike is pa 's house . nora : what ? flash : what ? bo : it 's not a fact . this is just a theory , and i 'll tell you what we found later on . but now we have kelly staying at pa 's house . she does n't fit the profile . neither do any of his staff members . but , flash , since you enrolled at the university , you fit it . [ scene_break ] riley : so you think this might be some kind of code ? daniel : look , nothing here for you to see , riley . this is authorized personnel only . look , son , this is -- we do n't have any idea . riley : i just thought i could help because it seems like it might be music- related . john : wait a minute , you -- you know music ? you think that has something to do with music ? riley : well , maybe . 4/4 and 5/4 are both tempos . you know , four beats to the bar , five beats to the bar ? john : what about these other combinations ? riley : i do n't know , but the letters are all names of musical notes . but , you know , a , b , c , the sequence -- that would take some work , but -- john : have a seat . john : what are you waiting for ? come on . rock and roll , man . [ scene_break ] greg : michael ! hey , man , wake up ! michael . just wake up , man . you 're going to be all right just open your eyes . come on , michael . there you go , there you go . no , no , no . no , do n't try to get up , man . just take it easy , nice and easy , all right ? you 're going to be okay . luna : i 'm sorry , sugar , but i warned you . al : i do n't feel so hot , luna . luna : darling , you 're fading fast . the forces , they 're pulling you away . al : i ca n't leave marcie . please , luna , there 's got to be something that we can do . you got to help me . luna : darling , i -- i ca n't . al : luna , i love her . please , you -- you have to help me . i swear i wo n't break the rules this time , but you have to hel pme , please . luna : darling , i do n't know what i can -- hang on . there might be one last thing i can try . [ scene_break ] michael : what the hell am i doing here ? get away from me . what 's the matter with all you people ? marcie ? what 's going on ? marcie : do n't you `` marcie `` me . how dare you ! michael : what ? marcie : i am sick of you ! i 'm sick of you and i 'm sick of all your games ! i could just scream ! michael : what -- what games ? marcie : you know , i ca n't -- how you could do this , it 's really -- it 's beyond me ! michael : what are you talking about ? marcie : you told me that you were al . you told me to look inside of you and that i would see al ! michael : are you nuts ? marcie : you 're the lowest . you 're despicable ! al : apologize to her . michael : why does my jaw hurt ? and quit yapping at me , marcie . you know , anybody ever tell you you 're a real wacko ? i do n't need this . greg : marcie , are you okay ? marcie : i just -- i need to get to work . greg : come on , i 'll walk you . marcie : okay . [ scene_break ] todd : hey . blair : hey . todd : starr and i were looking for you . blair : well , i was here . i just got out of the cold for a while . todd : okay , well , let 's not tell starr that you and kevin were having sex in a sleazy hotel , okay ? kevin : i do n't have time for this . as usual , you do n't know what you 're talking about . blair : what are you up to ? todd : what do you mean ? starr : mom ! mom , you 're here ! oh , my gosh , i did n't know you were going to ere ! see , she 's here and we 're all together and it 's the best christmas , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] bo : from now on , you will have either a uniformed or a plainclothes officer with you around the clock . flash : i do n't want -- bo : and , no , no arguments , all right ? this all starts right now . nora : no matter where you are -- studio , on campus , in your room -- i do n't care , okay ? someone 's going to be with you . [ knock on door ] bo : yeah ? john : you got a minute ? i 'd like to show you something out here . this -- this riley kid 's got some good ideas about the code . riley : well , it 's definitely got to be about music . and i think the raised number means the octave . john : what about that -- you have `` 3 / c `` -- riley : the third f above middle c. but i still ca n't figure out what the letters themselves mean . daniel : just keep working , riley . john : you think maybe they 're letters of the alphabet ? riley : maybe . but -- you know , it might help if i had a piano . john : what ? a piano . i got one in the lobby of the hotel where i 'm staying . will that do ? riley : yeah . john : let 's go . riley : now ? john : yeah , now . come on . bo : i 'll meet you there . john : all right . shotgun . [ scene_break ] nora : i do n't think we need to tell asa about this just yet . flash : yeah [ jumbled ] going to explain ? nora : good point . maybe we 'll get nigel in on it to start . you scared ? flash : i 'm okay do n't worry about me . but i am sure going to stay the hell away from matthew . nora : oh , come here . it 's going to be all right . it 's okay , this is just a theory they have , you know , based on a pattern . and they have been wrong about things before , okay ? flash : i 'm going to go be with riley . nora : okay . i 'll see you soon . officer would you -- love . [ scene_break ] greg : are you sure you 're okay , marcie ? marcie : yeah , yeah . michael was just weird and obnoxious , i do n't -- greg : yeah , well , but we were having a good time before he showed up . marcie : yeah , was n't your fault . greg : well , uh , maybe -- maybe we 'll do it again sometime . marcie : yeah . sure , i 'd like that . see you later ? greg : yeah . bye . marcie : bye . [ marcie sighs ] [ scene_break ] al 's voice : inside this body , it 's al . please ! you got to feel who i am , please , marcie . al : marcie . marcie ? oh , god . i really messed up . you know , i only wanted you to be happy -- you know , us to be happy . [ thunder ] al : luna . come on . i 'm running out of time here . [ scene_break ] natalie : okay , that 's it , roxy . roxy : no , no , no , just another couple in . come on , hang with me , baby . natalie : all right , a few more minutes . roxy : good , good . good . natalie : hey , there , nigel . nigel : oh , ms. natalie . natalie : hey . nigel : roxanne , hello . roxy : [ jumbled ] a little late nigel : oh , that 's all right . i just came to wander about and dream . roxy : about what , the snow ? nigel : that magnificent edifice . roxy : what , that slag heap over there ? natalie : that 's a residential hotel . john mcbain 's staying there . nigel : 15 rooms , four stories , established1855 . did you know that angel square was the equivalent of [ jumbled ] or washington square in new york ? but alas , time changes everything roxy : is n't that fascinating . what are you dreaming about that place for ? nigel : i 've always had a secret desire to buy it , fix it up , restore it to its former grandeur . natalie : why do n't you ? nigel : oh , no . i 'm just a gentleman 's gentleman in [ jumbled ] . natalie : that is a crock . you know , you are whatever [ jumbled ] to be . [ scene_break ] bo : we 're lucky . at least this thing still has all its teeth . riley : okay f above c , and the third d above middle c . nora : yes , this is a.d.a . buchanan . i 'd like to set up a meeting with one of your inmates . troy maciver . [ scene_break ] starr : oh , i 'm so tired . blair : well , i tell you what , you get upstairs , you 've still got some homework to do , and i 'll be up in just a minute to help you , all right ? todd : sounds like a plan . starr : good night , walker . todd : night . [ scene_break ] riley : okay . if you change the notes to letters going up the keys alphabetically , this is how it works out . although this may not be the code . bo : we know that . daniel : good work , son . john : f - r - o - n - t . bo : `` front . `` front of what ? john : could be front like a fake , a facade . riley : i left out the tempos -- 5/4 , 4/5 , so maybe that 's in front of something . john : you did real good , riley . i 'm going to give this to quantico , get the cryptologists on it . we 'd better hurry . we do n't know how much time we have before this guy hits again . [ scene_break ] bo : do n't take your eyes off her , aaron . aaron : yes , sir . daniel : i 'll be right there . hey , riley -- i 'm proud of you . riley : hey , what 's with the cop ? flash : oh , i 'll tell you about it later . right now can you just hold me ? [ scene_break ] roxy : that crummy building could n't cost too much . natalie : yeah , how many years have you been saving , nigel ? nigel : 21 . and i expect i 'm close to what it costs . roxy : well , you 're not going to let a measly couple of bucks stand in your way . come on , we 're going to go check it out . [ scene_break ] john : i 'll catch up with you later . hey . come down for the tree - lighting ? natalie : yeah , i took a break . how 's the case going ? john : the case . well -- well , maybe we caught a break . i 'm not going to exhale until we 've got this guy chained to a wall . it 's a good tree . natalie : hey . uh , thanks for helping . the tree . john : yeah , it was -- it was fun . you know , i owe you one . maybe we could do dinner sometime . natalie : i -- i got to get back . i hope whatever you got helps out with the case . not another dead end , right ? john : right . natalie : see you . john : see you . hey , before you go , is there a -- is there a front street in llanview ? natalie : mm - hmm , yeah , there 's one down by the docks . john : down by the docks . thank you . [ scene_break ] roxy : if you want to own something -- hey , flash -- look , do n't be a drag about this . if you want to own this place , come on . you know , no self- respecting roach would want to live in this joint . nigel : it has a few drawbacks . roxy : yeah , it 's like living in a can of mustard . but , you know , i can decorate this place . i can make it better than the taj mchall , you know , better than foxy roxy 's . yo , manager ! we 'd like to see the owner of this dump ! man : i 'm the manager . i mean , i 'm the owner of this dump . may i help you ? roxy : yeah . we want to buy this pile of plaster , and we want it to be cheap , so you can make this easy or you can make it hard . so what 's it going to be , easy or hard ? [ scene_break ] al : marcie . marcie ! oh , god , she ca n't even hear me now . luna : sugar . there 's somebody that wants to see you . al : does this -- does this mean that i 'm in trouble ? luna : i ca n't say . just close your eyes . angel : hi , al . al : who are you ? angel : does n't matter . what matters is you broke the rules . but you still think you should have a second chance . why ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] bo : yeah ? hey . john : it 's an address . bo : what 's an address ? john : those things that we thought were tempos . it 's an address . bo : wait a minute , 4/4 , 5/4 ? john : i think it 's an address on front street -- 44 front street or 54 front street , 4454 front street -- something like that . bo : yeah , i need you to run some addresses on front street . this is urgent . [ scene_break ] riley : no , no way . there is no way i 'm letting that happen to you . flash : riley , it 's just a theory , okay ? there 's no way this stupid guy 's going to come even close to me . riley : there is no way you 're staying at asa buchanan 's ! flash : where am i going to go ? i ca n't go to nora 's . i can put matthew in danger . riley : then move in with me . flash : right , like your dad would go for that . riley : well , he would . then i 'll get my own place . flash : you ca n't afford that . i mean , you ca n't afford -- riley : forget going back to school . i 'll get two jobs if i have to . i do n't care . flash : riley , you 're breaking my heart , come on . riley : hey , i am not letting anything happen to you . [ scene_break ] al : well , marcie and me , we 're soul mates , you know , forever . i mean , it 's got to be marcie and me , and i was starting to get scared that she was never going to see me inside of that dirtbag michael 's body , so i -- angel : broke the rules ? al : yeah . angel : ever try to understand what makes that dirtbag tick ? al : well , he 's a doctor . angel : his soul , al . you need to find michael 's soul and understand it , then help him change . al : i never thought of it that way . angel : well , do . okay , they 're sending you back . but in the next three days , you have to find out what 's missing in michael 's life . al : three days ? angel : during that time , you have to help michael do three good deeds . we want to see him smile and truly care . if you do that , you can go back into his body and have a second chance with marcie . al : oh , this is great . thank you . listen , i promise , i 'm not going to let you down this time . angel : it 's not about letting me down ; it 's about letting you and marcie down . al : right . i never got your name . angel : gabrielle . al : oh . that was my mother 's name . gabrielle : i know . we 'll meet again down the road . close your eyes . [ scene_break ] luna : how 'd it go , darling ? al : it was great . i know exactly what i have to do . [ scene_break ] bo : all right , thanks . 4454 front street does n't exist . john : ugh , that figures . bo : but 445 front street -- that 's troy maciver 's old loft . [ scene_break ] nora : hello , troy . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live `` [ next_on ] dorian : has it occurred to you that he 's figured out that you know who he is ? todd : i ca n't let her win . viki : win ? opal : babe ? oh , well , of course i know babe . troy : i have something to tell you -- something very important .
starr figured out that her mother blair knows that walker is her father todd . todd asks starr to pretend that they are one happy family . kevin told blair that he thinks that deep down she wants to be with him . al in michael 's body confronted marcie and told him the it was him , al . luna tried to help al one last time . with a little help from an angel named gabrielle and got another chance .
todd : where is he ? spencer : he 's dead . okay ? i killed him . okay ? [ todd groans ] spencer : come here . you know what ? i put him in a plastic bag -- blair : todd ? spencer : and i threw him in the ocean . blair : get off of him , spencer , you son of a bitch . spencer : now he 's shark bait , you hear me ? blair : spencer , get off of him ! todd : blair ! blair ! [ scene_break ] [ slow music plays ] roxy : hey , what 's up , toots ? jessica : hi , roxy . roxy : whoa . look at layla and nash getting their groove on . do they look hot together , or what ? jessica : you really think so ? roxy : ooh , yeah -- smokin ' . hmm . you know , when nash lost tess , he was like a sad little guppy , and i said to him , `` you got to forget about her and you 've got to find somebody new . `` looks like he took my advice . [ scene_break ] marty : look , i did not testify for spencer . i did a psychiatric evaluation and i testified based on my findings . and i told the truth based on those . starr : but that was n't the truth -- he is n't insane . he was probably just doing that so that he would n't have to go to jail . marty : and i respect your opinion , starr . but in my professional opinion , spencer truman is very sick and he suffered a severe mental breakdown . starr : well , how is he sick in your professional opinion ? marty : well , um -- there is n't really anything specific , but as with most cases , he had a very traumatic childhood . starr : so did my dad . does that mean he should n't be punished for what he did to you ? [ scene_break ] todd : blair ! blair ! todd : blair ! [ scene_break ] marcie : hey . who is that ? michael : hey . marcie : who 's that ? is that daddy ? is that daddy ? michael : look , it 's my family . [ marcie chuckles ] michael : how you doing , buddy ? hmm ? how are you ? marcie : i 'm okay . michael : what are you doing here ? marcie : i brought my very handsome , hard - working husband some dinner . michael : oh , please . tell me that this is a cheeseburger from rodi 's . marcie : and a salad , but no french fries . michael : no french fries ? marcie : you need your vegetables , dr. mcbain . michael : hmm , okay . thanks anyway . marcie : hmm . michael : thank you , tommy . but i bet you if tommy had anything to say about it , there would be fries in this bag . marcie : so , how 's the e.r . going ? michael : not too bad , you know , kind of slow . i 've been catching up paperwork . marcie : i -- i called natalie a couple of minutes ago , you know , to see how john was doing . she said that he 's giving her a very hard time . michael : yeah ? well , it 's johnny . marcie : he 's going to be okay . michael : yeah . you know , i keep praying that that 's true . but i -- i wish i had some good news to tell him , you know , like truman stepped off a curb and got smashed -- marcie : no . michael : by a bus while on the run . marcie : michael , michael , that 's just bad karma . we do n't need that . michael : yeah -- you want to know something , honey ? i 'm starting to not believe in this whole karma thing . i mean , this guy kills my father , lives a great life , and now he 's going to go to some sanitarium where he gets to play golf and tennis all day ? that is if they even catch this guy . marcie : they 're going to catch him , okay ? spencer is going to be punished for the crimes that he has committed , one way or the other . that , i am sure of . michael : where does that come from , that -- that undying faith of yours ? marcie : i get it from you . michael : from me ? marcie : yeah . you know , you make me believe that everything 's going to be okay . i look at you and i -- i look at those cute little dimples . [ marcie chuckles ] marcie : you make me positive , you make me optimistic . it 's the reason that i married you -- well , it 's one of the reasons . michael : yeah ? marcie : yeah . what ? michael : i love you . marcie : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jessica : so you told nash to find himself a new girl ? roxy : yeah . best way to get over a broken heart -- fall in love with somebody else . jessica : when did you guys have this conversation ? roxy : i do n't know . you know , all the days kind of run into each other . let me think here -- oh , yeah , yeah . it was at rodi 's . it was while you were on your honeymoon . i had a real nice conversation with him . he 's a great guy , and killer smile , not to mention that bod . jessica : okay , so , and you talked about his broken heart ? roxy : oh , yeah . i accused him of still being in love with you . jessica : what , with me ? roxy : yeah , well , it would n't be so weird because jess and tess -- they are the same girl . i mean , i know tess is gone , but she kind of got swallowed up in you or whatever -- jessica : okay , um , roxy ? roxy : yeah ? jessica : what did nash say when you accused him of being in love with me ? roxy : oh , well , he got into this `` no way , jose , `` but he did say that he was still in love with tess , but tess is gone . jessica : that 's true . roxy : yeah , well , fine -- you know , whatever you say . so that 's why i said to him , you know , in order to get over tess the mess once and for all , he 's got to find a new chick . you do n't got a problem with that , do you ? jessica : me ? no ! of course i do n't have a problem with that . i mean , it was my idea to set nash and layla up in the first place . roxy : oh , you are good , because they are smoking together . antonio : oh , yeah . hey . jessica : hi . antonio : hey , roxy . roxy : hey , hot stuff . antonio : what 's going on ? you enjoying the music ? roxy : oh , yeah , man . i am grooving on it . i got to tell you your gorgeous other half over here , she did a good job fixing those two people up . antonio : uh , yeah -- yeah , they 're hitting it off , are n't they ? roxy : yeah . do you know , maybe you ought to have a dating service , you know , on the internet ? and you could stay at home all day in your p.j.s and just make these love connections and i 'd be the first to sign up . of course , you got to give me a discount because i came up with the idea . antonio : yeah , and that -- that sounds like a good idea . roxy : all right , i can see it now -- findasmokinhottie.com . [ antonio laughs ] roxy : what do you think ? [ roxy laughs ] [ scene_break ] bo : starr , uh , what -- marty : um -- look , bo , it 's not what you think . we just ran into starr here . bo : oh . so were you here with someone ? starr : yeah . i was with my friend langston , but she left . bo : have you talked to your parents in the last couple of hours ? starr : no . bo : do you have any idea where they might be right now ? starr : why would you want to know ? bo : i believe that finding your mom and dad -- that could lead us to spencer truman . [ scene_break ] todd : please . open your eyes . please . spencer : she 's dead , todd . you killed her . spencer : you pushed us off the rooftop . you murdered her . todd : yeah , i need -- i need an ambulance right away . uh -- uh -- the -- it 's a -- it 's a -- it 's a warehouse complex . it 's off of -- um -- it 's off route -- route 9 . there 's been an accident , a terrible accident . you have to get here right now . spencer : it was no accident . [ spencer chuckles ] todd : uh -- well , she fell off the roof . who ? blair , uh -- blair cramer ! uh , okay , hold on . no , i do n't think she 's breathing . i do n't know . i do n't know ! i ca n't tell ! okay , just get here right now before it 's too late . we got to get her to the hospital . spencer : it already is . [ scene_break ] layla : wow . you do put your heart and soul into it , i 'll give you that . nash : oh . but how about those facial expressions , huh ? layla : yeah , you had some great facial expressions out there . nash : layla thinks i am a terrible dancer . layla : no , i did n't say you were terrible . you asked if i thought you were good , and i said not really . nash : you were being gentle on me . admit it . layla : okay , fine . i admit it -- you are the worst dancer i 've ever seen in my entire life . nash : you see ? now we 're talking . roxy : oh , do n't listen to her , because nobody was looking at your feet , especially me . you two were real hot together . layla : thank you . nash : well , thank you , roxy . i 'm glad that somebody appreciates my unique talent . roxy : oh , i 'll say that i do . all right . merlot -- lighter and fruitier than carbonet with fab personality . nash : holy roxy . anytime you want another lesson , please , i -- jessica : what are you talking about ? roxy : oh , he gave me a wine lesson -- merlot -- pinot greasy . what was that one that goes with vodka ? nash : cranberry juice . roxy : i guess i need another lesson . layla : you know , nash , i 'd like to learn about wine . would you consider taking on another student ? nash : it would be my pleasure . anytime . jessica : nash is a great teacher . nash : hmm . roxy : oh , yeah . i mean , he 's got such a great face that he can even teach gutting a mackerel . and if he did , i 'd sign up like that . nash : `` gutting a mackerel . `` [ fast music plays ] layla : wait a second -- another good song . do you want to -- do you want to try to redeem yourself ? nash : oh , listen , we all seek redemption , honey bunny . layla : let 's go . nash : let 's go . jessica : oh , guys -- it 's getting late . nash : it 's barely time for me to get a wine . it 's , like , 10 : 00 something . jessica : i know . i -- it -- i 'm sorry . antonio and i told the sitter that we 'd be home at 11 : 00 . roxy : well , you should 've brought the baby . you know , i used to take nattie to all the clubs that i used to go to and she never cried at all . what 'd i say ? jessica : nothing , roxy . it -- it 's okay . roxy : well , you know i got hoof - in - mouth disease . jessica : do n't worry about it . we should get going , though . roxy : oh , wait -- wait a minute . wait -- all right , well , okay . you know , you and antonio could go , but that does n't mean that the party has to end , because i 'm not done with my merlot , and nash and layla are n't done with their date . [ scene_break ] starr : why would my parents know where dr. truman is ? it 's not their fault he escaped . bo : no . no , it 's not . i wonder if they know where you are . starr : well , what does that mean ? bo : i just wonder if it 'd be okay with them that -- that you 're wandering around at night all alone , with spencer truman out there somewhere . starr : they 'd think that i 'm at langston 's house . bo : oh , i see . well , maybe that 's where you should be , then . starr : yeah , but i ca n't because we got in a fight . bo : i see . okay , why do n't i take you home ? starr : oh , okay . bo : okay . come on . [ phone rings ] bo : uh -- excuse me just one second . buchanan . i 'm on my way . all right . marty , could i talk to you for just a second ? marty : of course . bo : we got a 911 call at the station . it 's about blair -- she 's had some kind of an accident . marty : oh , my god . bo : i do n't have any of the details right now , but judging from the location , i think it must have involved spencer truman some way . [ marty sighs ] bo : now , i do n't want starr to know about this . i do n't want to upset her right now . could she stay here with you , maybe have dinner ? marty : oh -- yeah , yeah , of course . i 'll -- i 'll look after her . bo : okay . thanks , marty . marty : sure . starr : where did bo go ? was it about spencer ? marty : um -- it could be . he 's following a lead and that 's all i know . starr : oh – marty : um -- what were we talking about before bo came in ? that 's right -- you asked me a question and i have not given you an answer yet , so why do n't i buy us all dinner and we can talk ? cole : dinner ? but you just said that starr and i should n't hang out together . marty : i know , what i just said , but i 'm going to make an exception . cole : why ? marty : because i 'm hungry and i said so . [ scene_break ] todd : oh , okay , okay . just hold on , blair . just -- just hold on . you 're going to be just fine . it 's just a couple of minor scrapes , no problem . you 're going to be all right . spencer : yeah , good as new . todd : you shut up and die already ! spencer : hey -- todd : where the hell 's that ambulance ? help ! help ! all right , screw this . [ spencer moans ] spencer : do n't , do n't -- do n't move her . it 's too dangerous . todd : what do you care , spencer ? spencer : i love her , todd . i love her more than my own life . can you say the same ? can you say you love her , todd ? [ siren ] todd : blair , can you hear me ? spencer : can you say you love her ? you ca n't say it , can you ? [ siren approaches ] spencer : that 's what i thought . [ spencer coughs ] [ siren stops ] todd : over here . e.m.t . : what do you got ? todd : she fell off the roof . i do n't know if she 's breathing or not . i ca n't -- she have -- do you have a pulse ? e.m.t . : we got a pulse , yeah . second e.m.t . : all right , you get the c - collar ; i 'm going to get the backboard , all right ? first e.m.t . : okay . todd : well , hurry up ! e.m.t . : what about you ? are you okay ? todd : no , i 'm fine . get the backboard . e.m.t . : anybody else hurt ? todd : no . [ scene_break ] roxy : layla , honey , sit down . sit down . nash , you sit down . finish this date -- or better yet , maybe you should light the trip fantastic on the dance floor . you like this song , right ? layla : yeah , but we 're -- both : we 're not on a date . roxy : if this is n't a date , what do you call it -- an appointment ? [ nash chuckles ] roxy : a tea - to - tet ? well , you know , whatever the hell you call it , it looks like you two got good chemistry and you 're having a load of fun . antonio : you got a way with words , roxy . roxy : i know , thank you . nash : you know , i would n't mind hanging out a little bit if you -- jessica : oh , we came in the same car , so -- nash : well , i got a car . i can give her a ride home . layla : yeah , that 'll -- that 'll be fine . jessica : okay , yeah . antonio : okay ? jessica : well , then i guess we 'll be leaving and see you guys later . antonio : yeah , you guys -- you guys have a good time -- you , too , roxy . and the bill 's taken care of , so order whatever you want . roxy : uh -- waitress ? i 'd like a case of merlot to go . i 'm only joking . oh , well , i got to go . see you soon . jessica : oh , wait . you 're leaving , too ? roxy : oh , yeah . i got to get up real early tomorrow . hair haven opens up at 11 : 00 . i got to get my beauty rest . jessica : yeah , but you just said you did n't finish your wine . roxy : that 's a good point . roxy : all right , now that i 've done that , um -- well , i 'd tell you to have a very good time and do n't do anything that i would n't do , which is n't much . nash : see you , roxy . jessica : yeah . layla : take care . roxy : nighty - night , you hunk of burning love . nash : oh -- [ nash growls ] roxy : bye ! [ nash chuckles ] nash : antonio , listen , you -- you do n't have to pick up the tab . antonio : yeah , i know , i know , but i wanted to . you get the next one . nash : very generous of you . antonio : i -- i 'm going to go get our coats . jessica : okay , great . antonio : and you guys have a good time . nash : all right . layla : okay . nash : jessica ? thank you for tricking me into a wonderful evening . i think it 's exactly what i needed . jessica : you 're welcome . i 'm glad you two had a good time , i 'm glad you came , and have a great night . nash : give bree a kiss for me . jessica : i will . nash : all right . layla : bye , jess . jessica : bye . nash : bye - bye . so , should we -- [ layla laughs ] [ scene_break ] michael : what do you say we head over to the five - star cafeteria cafe and have ourselves a couple of plates of meat brick ? it 's on special . marcie : as tempting as that sounds -- does n't that sound tempting ? -- i think that we got to go home , right ? because you 're getting very sleepy . i can see it . michael : yeah . marcie : yeah . michael : he 's looking a little tired , is n't he ? marcie : yeah . well -- michael : are you tired , buddy ? marcie : we did have a very big day . i took him to the park , i took him to the playground . we went and got boots . we went boot shopping , did n't we ? yeah . michael : and still you found time to come and see me . marcie : well , you know , i thought i 'd spare you from the meat brick . michael : how 'd i get so lucky ? got a beautiful wife , a wonderful son . marcie : yeah , well , do n't you forget it . come here . michael : you know , though , it is sort of starting to cause a little bit of a problem . marcie : what ? michael : well , some of the other physicians are getting a little jealous at the fact that i get home - cooked meals and they have to eat from the cafeteria . marcie : oh , yeah . michael : it 's making it hard to maintain relationships . marcie : well , they have n't tasted my cooking , so -- michael : that 's true . [ marcie laughs ] michael : okay , i 'll see you , honey ? i 'll see you at home ? marcie : yeah . michael : yeah ? marcie : mm - hmm . michael : i guarantee that you and the little one will be asleep by the time i get home . marcie : well , what if i just , you know , keep the bed a little warm for you ? michael : hmm . marcie : hmm . michael : motivation to get out of here as -- [ tommy fusses ] michael : quickly as possible . marcie : i know you 're getting tired . michael : you want to get out of here as quickly as possible , too , do n't you , buddy ? [ marcie laughs ] michael : all right . marcie : all right . michael : okay , get him out of here . marcie : i love you . michael : i love you . marcie : and i will see you later . michael : yes , and thank you so much for dinner -- marcie : mm - hmm . michael : even though you did n't bring me french fries . marcie : whatever . it 's good for you . bye , hon . michael : bye . michael : hey -- wow . unusually slow night , huh ? nurse : it was . we 've got about two minutes before all hell breaks loose around here . michael : oh ? nurse : they 're bringing in an accident victim . they say she 's critical . [ scene_break ] e.m.t . : sure you 're okay ? todd : yeah , i 'm fine . e.m.t . : now , you have no injuries ? todd : yes , i 'm fine . get her to the hospital . todd : you killed my son , truman . now i 'm returning the favor . [ scene_break ] antonio : thanks , ellie . [ door closes ] [ jessica chuckles ] jessica : she 's so sweet . she 's smiling in her sleep . antonio : just like her mommy . jessica : ah , well -- antonio : we had a nice time tonight , huh ? jessica : yeah , we did . antonio : nash and layla seemed to get along . hmm ? jessica : i guess . antonio : yeah ? jessica : want a cup of tea ? antonio : sure . what , you disagree ? jessica : i do n't disagree . no , no , they got along . they seemed to be having a lot of fun together . antonio : but ? jessica : but -- nothing . i just -- i guess i just do n't want layla to get hurt . antonio : well , why would layla get hurt ? jessica : well , because nash is on the rebound . i do n't want her to be the rebound girl . antonio : well , why would you set layla up with nash in the first place ? [ scene_break ] nash : first , keeping the glass on the table , you swirl the wine . layla : okay . nash : next , you notice how the wine adheres to the glass . this is the wine 's viscosity . layla : `` viscosity , `` right . nash : viscosity . layla : okay . nash : as you can clearly see here , we have a wonderful cab of viscosity . wonderful color . blackberry and chocolate . layla : it smells delicious . nash : drink . layla : finally . mmm . nash : ah . layla : it 's good . nash : you are a quick study . layla : i can be . as long as there are no square roots involved . i 'm terrible at math . you know what ? scratch that . i 'm excellent at math . it 's just boring . i 'm terrible at being bored . nash : me , too . i get all in my head , and my head is a terrible place to be . layla : another thing we have in common . nash : definitely . yes . layla : it 's funny , you know . i have n't been fixed up in a very long time . nash : really ? me , either . layla : last time , it was a total disaster . the guy was about a foot shorter than me , no sense of humor , and he was hard of hearing . layla : and when we pulled up to the restaurant , he tripped out of the car and broke his arm . nash : sounds like a fantastic date . layla : well , i actually made up the broken - arm part . but he really was deaf . nash : the question is , what did the person who set you up have against you ? layla : crazy . you know , this is really going well , huh ? nash : better than it started . layla : even though we said we 're not on a real date . and i do n't think that 's what jessica had in mind anyway . i think it 's more she hoped we would be friends . nash : yes , that 's -- that 's probably what she hoped . layla : because i -- i 'm not ready for anything serious , anyway . not even dating . i 'm just getting over a bad breakup . nash : you want to talk about it ? because if you do n't want to talk about it , you can -- layla : no , no , no . no , i -- i do n't mind . it 's vincent . did you know we were involved ? nash : yeah . i thought he was head over heels for you . layla : he came on really strong at first . so romantic . always sending me flowers , telling me how much he was crazy about me . and then all of a sudden -- boom , it 's over . nash : out of the blue . layla : no . i had to break up with him because of what he did to cristian . it 's funny , you think you know someone , and then they turn out to be a totally different person . everyone warned me against him , and i just -- just did n't listen . nash : huh . well , no one knows what 's right for you . you cared about him . layla : foolish me . i actually thought that he could have been the one . do you know what that 's like ? you care about someone so much . and then all of a sudden , it 's just over . nash : yeah . yeah , i know exactly what that 's like . hmm . [ scene_break ] bo : this is where they found blair cramer . officer : and manning was the one who dialed 911 ? bo : yeah . it 's the same warehouse where spencer truman delivered margaret cochran and manning 's baby . it was a son . my guess -- manning hijacked truman , brought him here to force him to tell manning where his son is . officer : something went wrong . bo : yeah , it went real wrong , mick . according to the 911 operator , somehow blair cramer either fell or was pushed off the roof . officer : think spencer 's still up there ? bo : i do n't know . he could be . or he could be inside . you two go around the back . i 'm going to go in the front in three minutes , okay ? got it , mick ? let 's go . officer : commissioner . [ scene_break ] michael : okay , guys , come on . hurry up . get her into cubicle b . come on . move it ! todd : mcbain , you got to save her . michael : get him out of here , now . todd : no , i 'm not going anywhere till i know she 's okay . michael : look , we 're not going to know if she 's going to be okay for quite some time . now , if you would just give me some room to work , please -- todd : blair ? michael : go ! todd : sweetie -- michael : gentlemen , will you escort mr. manning out of here , please ? todd : i 'm not going to leave you , honey . i 'm not leaving you , blair . i 'll be right outside . spencer : let go of me , manning ! blair : get off him , spencer ! spencer : he 's shark bait ! you -- blair : get off of him ! oh -- oh -- todd : what have i done ? ow ! [ scene_break ] marty : do you not like your food ? you have n't eaten anything . starr : um -- i 'm not really hungry . i should n't have ordered . i 'm sorry . marty : no , no , that 's okay . starr : i 'm just really worried right now , that 's all . marty : why ? starr : well , bo seemed really upset about the phone call he got earlier , so i 've been trying to get in touch with my parents ever since . all i 've been getting is voicemail . marty : um -- you know , i 'm sure that they are going to be calling soon . and you know , i still have n't answered your question . you -- you had said that your father had had a bad childhood , too . and if i thought because of that , that he should n't be punished for what he did to me . starr : well , what 's the answer ? marty : there 's no excuse for what your father did . there was no extenuating circumstances . and as a matter of fact , he was n't punished for what he did . his prison sentence was cut short , dramatically so . so actually , he -- he did n't pay . starr : you must have been pretty upset about that . marty : i was . but i got over it , and i 've moved on . starr : dr. saybrooke , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry for what my dad did to you . [ scene_break ] todd : where the hell did spencer come from ? bo : i think you already know e answer to that question . [ scene_break ] blair : where 's -- where 's todd ? michael : he 's outside . blair : oh . michael : now , blair , listen to me . you 've been in an accident . [ blair groans ] michael : you 're in the hospital . blair : what about -- what about the baby ? michael : what baby ? blair : mine . i 'm pregnant , michael . [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't know what you 're talking about , bo . bo : can the innocent act , manning . i 'm not sure what went down at that warehouse , but i am sure that you 're under arrest for kidnapping spencer truman . [ scene_break ] layla : i 'm sorry i reminded you about tess . nash : it 's all right . everything reminds me of tess . layla : i heard about you two and how you met , and how complicated everything was . nash : `` complicated `` is an understatement . layla : and it still hurts . nash : i 'm working getting over it . i 'm lucky i have bree and she 's a part of tess . she helps me get on with my life and makes it worth it . layla : i bet she does . i saw you two together in the park . nash : when ? layla : a few weeks ago on that random warm day . you two were sitting there , kind of dreamy . nash : why did n't you come by and say hi ? layla : well , i was in a rush and i was walking to work . and besides , you two looked like you were having a great time , and i did n't want to interrupt . nash : well , we would n't have minded . layla : well , next time . nash : next time . layla : hmm . she seems like such a good - natured baby . nash : yes . layla : does she ever get cranky ? nash : does she get cranky ? with tess and me as parents , it is a genetic requirement . you kidding me ? but yeah , it does n't last long . baby faces and funny noises -- the requisite peek - a - boo thing -- hmm . nash : and she 's cheery again . she 's a great kid . layla : i bet you 're a great father . nash : oh , `` great `` ? no . i would n't say that . `` amazing `` -- layla : oh , really ? nash : yes . layla : well , if you ever need to go out anytime , i am a world - class babysitter . you can add that on to one of my many hyphens . nash : well , thank you . if i have need i will , but i got to be honest . i doubt it . i relish every minute i get with her . layla : well , just in case . emergency backup . nash : you really need this ? layla : i really need what ? nash : i am a single dad with a broken heart . i 'm not really available . layla : and i told you before , i am not ready to be involved with anyone . but you are really great and sweet . and i actually would like to hang out with you sometime -- as friends , of course , if that 's something that you might be interested in . nash : very much . friends . layla : well , let 's toast to that . to friendship . nash : with benefits . [ nash chuckles ] [ scene_break ] jessica : you know why i tried to set layla up with nash . antonio : well , i thought i did . but now you are afraid that layla will get hurt by nash , so i 'm a little confused . jessica : fine , i did n't think it through . okay ? of course i want nash to find somebody , but after seeing them together tonight , i considered what might happen . i just do n't think that layla 's the right person for him . antonio : and is n't that for them to figure it out on their own ? jessica : well , i was n't going to interfere , antonio , if that 's what you 're implying . you asked for my opinion , and i gave it . antonio : okay , there 's no need to get defensive . jessica : i 'm not -- i just do n't want you to misunderstand , that 's it . antonio : oh . fine , okay . why do n't we just stop talking about layla and nash , and focus on you and i , since we are right for each other ? jessica : that , i -- antonio : perfect , in fact . jessica : that 's something i agree with . antonio : oh , yeah ? jessica : mm - hmm . antonio : so why do n't we stop talking and concentrate on this ? and on this . [ jessica giggles ] antonio : and on this , and this , and this , and this . jessica : i love you , antonio . i love you so much . [ scene_break ] cole : sorry ? you did nothing wrong . starr : i know . it 's my father . and i 'm a part of him , you know ? and what he did was horrible . i feel so bad about it and whenever i think about it , i feel really sad , because i ca n't believe that my dad would do something so horrible . and i feel really bad for you , dr. saybrooke , that you had to go through something so humiliating . look , i love my dad . and nothing will ever change that . and i know that he was n't always a good person . marty : thank you , starr . you are a very sweet , sensitive and intelligent young lady . [ scene_break ] todd : oh , no , bo . no . no , no , no . not now . do n't do this to me now . bo : manning , do n't make this harder than it is . todd : blair is in that room fighting for her life at this moment . i 'm not about to leave her . if you do n't like it , you can shoot me . bo : it can be arranged . todd : what 's going on ? michael : we need to get her into o.r . , stat . todd : hey , hey , hey . blair : hi , todd . todd : hey . i 'm here . blair : oh -- todd : you 're going to be okay . you 're going to be just fine . blair : do n't worry about me . just save my baby . [ next_on ] layla : i 'm not saying you should forgive her ; just think about it , adriana . nash : you crossed a line tonight . jessica : i know . evangeline : i hope todd does n't do something stupid . cristian : oh , he will . todd : if she 's pregnant , i need to know who the father is . spencer : blair 's pregnant ?
nash and layla were n't grooving on each other but they are liking each other now jessica is n't amused . she tries to get layla to leave with her but nash offers to take her home . jessica tells antonio that she has made a mistake . she thinks that with all of nash 's baggage he may hurt layla . antonio does n't understand then why she set them up . todd rushes down from the rooftop . blair and spencer lay motionless . spencer hears todd arrive and go to blair who is a few feet away from him . `` you killed her , `` spencer says . todd ignores him and tends to blair . todd calls for an ambulance and gives them the location . spencer ca n't move but he can see todd when he turns his head . he blames todd for what he has done . when todd tries to move blair , spencer tells him not to . `` what do you care ? `` todd snaps . spencer says that he loves blair and would give his life for her . he asks todd if he would do the same . the sirens of the ambulance are soon heard and todd takes a nearby garbage bag and throws it in spencer 's direction . it lands perfectly and spencer is hidden from view . spencer falls into unconsciousness , so when the emt attendants arrive , they do n't see spencer truman and todd does n't let on that the crazy bastard is there . blair is loaded into the ambulance and carted off to the hospital . at the hospital , blair is brought in and michael puts todd in the hall so that he can assess blair 's situation . bo has gotten a call that there was an accident and that spencer might be involved . he heads to the warehouse with backup and with guns drawn they start searching the area thinking that spencer might be inside . `` hey commissioner ! `` bo comes running . they find an unconscious spencer laying with the garbage . bo checks for a pulse . todd is in the emergency room when spencer is brought in . he just looks down at the man , unmoved . `` where 's you find spencer ? `` todd asks bo when he sees the man walking up . bo is n't sure what happened at the warehouse , but he knows that todd is under arrest for kidnapping . he gets the brass cuffs out and waves them at todd . todd says that bo ca n't do this now . blair is fighting for her life . `` you will have to shoot me to get me away from here . `` bo says that he can arrange that . bo is firm about taking the man in , and so todd puts his wrists out to get cuffed . the door to blair 's room flies open and blair is pushed out on her gurney . `` we have to get her to or right away ! `` someone shouts . the gurney stops momentarily so that todd can talk to blair who is now awake . `` you 'll be okay , `` he tells her . `` oh todd , `` blair whimpers . `` what about the baby ? `` todd 's face goes pale .
john : hey . good morning . [ scene_break ] rex : hey , what the hell were you thinking , michael ? you skip your court hearing , you leave the damn jurisdiction knowing the second you 're caught you 're going to be tossed in jail . where the hell did you go ? michael : paris , texas . rex : because ? michael : marcie . rex : she was there ? you saw her ? michael : no . but the last lead my brother gave me put marcie in paris , texas . rex : come on . michael , marcie 's been spotted in at least three separate states that we know of . michael : you were n't there , rex . i was . i know in my gut i was close to finding her . [ scene_break ] marcie : $ 24 in breakage , moe ? moe : i 'm docking your pay , and if you break any more of my dishes today , you 're fired . marcie : oh , moe , i -- gigi : it 's not like you 've never had a case of the dropsies around here , moe . noelle : tell it , gigi . gigi : mm - hmm . guess who 's all thumbs when a certain customer from hollywood comes to town visiting in - laws . moe : that 's none of your affair . gigi : i swear , if miss thing comes back one more time , this place will go belly up from all the damaged inventory . so do n't feel bad . just do n't try to carry too many plates at one time , okay ? marcie : you 're right . moe : you -- noelle : what ? moe : i need you to work an extra shift today in case this one does n't work out . noelle : oh , no , you do n't . the judge is coming to taste our pies today , and there is no way you 're getting between me and my perfect pie crust . moe : your pie crust is not my problem , noelle . noelle : and your lack of management skills is n't mine , moe . but we both have to deal , do n't we ? moe : i 'm trying to run a restaurant here . marcie : thanks for saving my job . i need all the hours i can get before your friend viki comes home and wants her job back again . [ scene_break ] charlie : read the sign ! do not disturb ! charlie : oh . viki -- viki : hello , charlie . [ scene_break ] jessica : morning . nash : wow , look at this . did n't waste much time getting these made up , now , did we , uncle jared ? jared : i had every right to get these made up , and if you 're here to get on my case again , you know what ? jessica : we 're not here to get in your face . that 's not it at all . jared : then what ? you guys here to welcome me with open arms ? nash : gag me . jessica : the point is , you got the d.n.a . test . jared : i know what i did . jessica : and those things do n't lie . j jared : okay . jessica : so no matter what we thought before -- nash : or may still think . jessica : um -- nash and i are here to officially welcome you to the family . jared : hmm . [ scene_break ] adriana : how about getting carlotta a really great vacation , like a cruise ? what do you think ? cristian : perfect . antonio : done . sold . cristian : now all we have to figure out is where she 'd like to go . adriana : the caribbean . i stopped in the diner on my way here . antonio : hmm . i love you . adriana : mm - hmm . carlotta also mentioned making sure that talia 's coming to christmas dinner . antonio : no -- no , no , no . yo no creo que -- que ella va a poder venir . adriana : that 's too bad . she also said something about sarah . cristian : sarah is probably going to spend time with her family . adriana : what is with you guys ? antonio : nada . cristian : what do you mean ? adriana : it 's almost christmas . get happy , and if you 're not happy , then just do what i 'm doing and fake it . [ scene_break ] rex : you know in your gut ? what , are you a p.i . now ? michael : i 'm marcie 's husband . more than that . i am her soul mate . it 's like we knew each other before we ever met . i know what she 's thinking . i know what she 's feeling . and i know when she 's near me . rex : okay . psychic connections aside , what did running down to texas accomplish other than getting you arrested ? michael : i wanted to see her and tommy again . i wanted to help her . rex : and being in a jail cell is helping her now ? michael : okay . i know . i screwed up . i have n't exactly been thinking straight since the moment i found out that todd was actually tommy 's father . i should have told her the truth . i keep thinking about last christmas , you know , before i knew about tommy and how happy we were , and how full of hope for the future . i ca n't stand the thought of marcie out there , scared , broke , and having to hide with tommy on christmas . rex : i wish there was something i could do . michael : there is . rex : name it . michael : i ca n't help marcie from in here , but you can . [ scene_break ] marcie : oh . [ marcie chuckles ] moe : you plan on serving their breakfast for dinner ? marcie : sorry , moe . gigi : someone needs to give that man a chew toy . noelle : well , it 's not going to be my blue ribbon , i 'll tell you that . moe : want to bet ? noelle : why gamble when i 've got a sure thing . gigi : ugh . lord , please let the judge come soon so i do n't have to listen to any more bake - off drama . marcie : it 's a really big deal , huh ? gigi : oh , it 's only the indy 500 of baking . noelle 's been runner - up for the past two years in a row -- so close to that prize money , and then moe decides to horn in on the action , and they 've been at it ever since . marcie : well , who do you think 's going to win ? gigi : who knows ? moe 's the one who made noelle feel proud of her baking , and now he 's trying to outdo her . anyway , just keep your head down and do n't let either one of them trick you into saying who 's the better baker , okay ? marcie : got it . thanks for the 411 . gigi : mm - hmm . marcie : so , is -- is moe that mean all the time ? gigi : oh , no , no , do n't let him scare you . he 's just a big pussycat . marcie : actually , i kind of like the way everybody relates around here , you know ? it 's like a -- like a big family . gigi : yeah . i know that you 're missing yours , and hearing those cops drag off your poor husband the other night a week before christmas -- it 's the worst , and i 'm sorry . shane : hey , mom . hi , sally ann . marcie : hey , shane . gigi : hi . they finally let you out for christmas break , huh ? shane : not before making us do a stupid christmas pageant . gigi : someone did n't like being one of santa 's helpers ? shane : i 'm starving . what 's good today ? gigi : i 'm hoping your report card . come on , cough it up . shane : okay . just do n't get mad . please ? gigi : `` do n't get mad `` ? hand it over . oh , no . gigi : hmm . `` particularly dislikes reading `` ? `` tutor recommended `` ? i ca n't afford that . marcie : this is great . gigi : excuse me ? marcie : well , i have been looking for a way to repay you for everything that you 've done for me , right ? and now i found it . [ scene_break ] john : cream , no sugar ? natalie : thank you . you remembered . john : not a whole lot i forget . natalie : so i guess we should talk about this , huh ? john : about what ? natalie : hmm . that 's right , you do n't like to talk about things , especially when they 're personal , so -- here . see ya . john : you sure you do n't want any coffee ? i made it myself . natalie : okay . i 'll go first . so guess what i did last night . well , i had a really bad day , and i got myself really , really drunk , and then i ended up sleeping with my ex . john : what a coincidence . [ scene_break ] charlie : what are you doing here ? viki : i 'm visiting you . charlie : no , you should go . viki : uh -- no . no , i -- i do n't think so , not quite yet . viki : do you think we could just sit and talk for a minute ? charlie : let me get this . viki : charlie , last time we spoke on the phone , you sounded so hopeful . you said you were going to meet your son . what happened ? charlie : i do n't want to talk about it . viki : okay . charlie : he hates me . my son hates me . viki : so , you -- you met him . charlie : oh , yeah ! i met him , i saw him , and then he sent me packing . but that was right after he told me he never wanted me to bother him again . huh . viki : i 'm sorry . charlie : well , that 's not the best part . you know , he 's got a whole new life . i saw it with my own eyes . he 's got a new business , new connections with the rich and snooty people . viki : but -- but you know , that does n't mean he -- that you ca n't be part of his life . [ charlie chuckles ] charlie : he said it in 10 different ways , and it was all just the same thing . he thinks i 'm nothing more than a drunk . and he feels like he 's given me too many chances already . [ scene_break ] jessica : welcome to the family . nash : we would like to invite you to a little holiday shindig at the cottage . just a little nat king cole , a little eggnog , a little red wine , a little quality time with bree . bring a present . after all , you are her great - uncle . jessica : it 's not going be a big thing -- just you , me , nash , and bree . jared : hmm . thank you . but i do n't think i 'm going to be able to make it . nash : oh , come on , what 's the matter ? are you all booked up ? jessica : well , you have n't been in town very long , and you do n't know that many people , so what 's wrong with a little night with family ? jared : okay , you know what ? you two have hated me since i rode into town , and i 'm not saying that i blame you . but i sure as hell do n't buy this 180 . so tell me , what 's going on here , huh ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] natalie : why do n't we try a little give and take ? you know , conversate . john : let 's do it . natalie : okay . because i really got to wrap my head around this , about what happened . so , you know , what did happen ? john : we were there . and you were there , and i was there , and then you -- and me , too . and -- look , we did n't plan anything , right ? we were at that place , and then we ended up -- here , and that 's what happened . natalie : yeah , i was n't that drunk . i remember everything that happened last night . john : me , too . natalie : so why did it happen ? john : i was drinking by myself . i expected it to stay that way . natalie : so -- here 's a good one . it seems as though i 've been making out with this guy who turned out to be my uncle . john : i think i 'm going to need another round . john : it seemed like a good idea at the time . [ scene_break ] antonio : what are you upset about ? adriana : i had a big fight with dorian . cristian : what did she do now ? adriana : she tricked me into thinking that she 's really okay with rex , and then -- you know what ? it 's not worth getting into . antonio and cristian : okay . adriana : but let me say one thing . you and antonio are so lucky to have carlotta . she supports you and she minds her own damn business . antonio : well , she 's -- she 's not dorian . adriana : who is ? cristian : well , she finitely makes her thoughts known . adriana : like the dinner invites for talia and sarah ? cristian : listen , adriana , you actually have a relationship for dorian to interfere with . adriana : why does n't she just give up ? nothing she 's going to say about rex -- his income , his lifestyle , his ability to commit -- nothing she 's going to say is going to change my mind . so you know what ? no matter what she says , rex and i are going to have the best christmas ever . [ scene_break ] michael : i want to hire you as a p.i . rex : why ? michael : you found out about tommy before anybody else did . rex : yeah , and look how well that turned out . michael : no , i made the decision to lie , not you . come on , if anybody can find tommy and marcie before the f.b.i . and todd 's goons , you can . rex : michael , i do n't -- michael : do n't tell me you have n't thought about it . rex : not a day goes by where i do n't think of a way to make this right for you . michael : no , you do n't owe me anything , but you can help . you 're a great p.i . , rex . you can get into places that the cops ca n't . you know how to talk to people ; you know how to get them to trust you . rex : you said marcie was last seen in paris , texas , right ? michael : yeah . rex : then it looks like i 'm headed for paris , texas . [ scene_break ] noelle : they 're only accepting one entry per town , so it 's either my pie , or moe 's . moe : do n't worry about hurting her feelings . go ahead . tell the truth , shame the devil . shane : ca n't one of you pretend to be from sulphur springs or texarkana ? moe : hear that ? noelle : i am from paris , texas , born and raised . you 're the johnny - come- lately . you move . moe : i can beat you now or beat you later . either way , it does n't matter . noelle : i chopped up the pecans . makes them easier to eat , and it brings out the flavor . which one 's better ? shane : the truth ? moe : you bet . shane : i did n't like either of them . sorry , i just do n't like pie . i like cake . gigi : hmm . `` a little less talky , more worky , `` huh ? good job . marcie : you 're a little young to be looking for a job , do n't you think ? shane : i 'm looking for a movie to see . marcie : oh . well , what kind of movies do you like ? shane : all the `` pirates of the caribbean `` movies . marcie : cut it out -- me , too . like , they 're totally awesome . you must have liked that book -- `` the pirate of grover 's gulch . `` shane : i never read it . is it good ? marcie : are you kidding ? it 's only the best pirate story , like , in the world . there 's this kid , right ? he 's actually -- he 's , like , about your age , and he goes into his backyard and he discovers this big treasure chest , but when he opens it – shane : what ? what did he find ? marcie : no . no , i -- you know what ? i do n't want to spoil – shane : come on , tell me . marcie : no , i do n't want to spoil it for you , but you have to read it . if you want to know what happens , you have to read it . shane : okay . marcie : yeah ? moe : sally ann , back to work . gigi : i forgot . you 're a writer and a teacher . marcie : oh -- my former life . gigi : well , you could do it again . marcie : i -- i need a license to teach , so -and -- and publishing -- i do n't want to draw any attention to myself , so -- huh . gigi : you 've given up so much . marcie : yeah , but not the most important thing in the world , right ? my son . and do n't you think it 's worth the sacrifice ? gigi : all day long , honey . all day long . [ scene_break ] michael : last i heard , she was flat broke and scared that somebody was going to turn her in if she did n't pay them off . rex : how did you hear that ? michael : i just -- i do n't -- john must have told me or -- rex : michael -- i need to know all of it if i 'm going to help you find marcie and tommy . michael : she called me again . rex : after thanksgiving ? michael : the day before i took off . she did n't sound good , rex . she sounded desperate , alone . and you know what i told her ? i told her she was on her own and she was endangering tommy and that i would n't help her . rex : you were just trying to get her to come home . michael : no , i was angry and i shot my mouth off without thinking . and i woke up the next morning with the worst hangover , and i got a tip from a guy who had seen one of the fliers and i knew what i had to do . rex : did you get anywhere ? michael : i met a woman named sally ann . she lives in a motel across the street from a little cafe . i think she knows something . rex : good . i 'm going to figure out how to play this and book the next flight to paris , texas . michael : i ca n't tell you how much this means to me . rex : it 's nothing . michael : with christmas around the corner ? you kidding ? it 's huge . rex : oh . oh , i totally spaced . i 'm sorry , michael , i ca n't do it . [ scene_break ] natalie : so we had a few more drinks , poured my heart out to you . natalie : you 've been through hell . want to talk about it ? john : no . but i 'll listen to you . natalie : you sure ? john : i 'm sure . natalie : okay , here it goes . so you know , i -- this guy -- i -- we -- we were pretty into each other , wanted to see where it was going to go . went over to ask him out for breakfast , and nigel rips open this letter that reveals that jared is my grandpa 's long - lost son . my uncle . john : disgusting . natalie : oh , it gets better . so -- um -- then tonight , he kissed me again , knowing we 're related . yeah . natalie : i know that this is nothing compared to what happened to marty . john : it 's not nothing . natalie : look , to be going through what you 're going through , i -- it ca n't be -- it ca n't be easy . john : i ca n't talk about it . i just ca n't . natalie : it 's cool . i understand . you know , we 've been in the trenches together many a time , and i still care about you , so if -- i just want you to know , if you need to talk to me , you can talk to me about anything . cristian : hey , guys , it 's past closing . can i get you a couple of cabs ? natalie : uh -- john : yeah . natalie : yeah , just -- okay , you know what ? one 's fine , thanks , cris . cristian : okay . john : shh , shh , shh . [ natalie giggles ] john : come here . you did n't need to come all the way up here . natalie : i just wanted to make sure you could walk okay . john : irish blood , babe . we can always walk . natalie : right . [ key drops ] [ natalie giggles ] john : ignore that . natalie : thank you . thank you for listening to me , because i just do n't think that i was ready to go home yet . natalie : so that 's what happened last night . so what happens now ? john : i honestly do n't know what happens next . natalie : i think i do . i mean , i 'm not sorry at all about what happened last night . i just think we were two people in a funny place , alone , not needing to be . so we found each other , again . but it wo n't happen again , because we 're exes . john : no regrets , then ? natalie : none . john : okay . natalie : ahem . you know , for what it 's worth , i do n't think that you shot miles . i do n't really know what happened , but i have a feeling it has something to do with protecting cole . john : well , for what it 's worth , i 'm sorry you 're hurting about what happened with this fellow . natalie : my luck , huh ? john : you know , something better 's going to come along . you deserve that . you deserve to be happy . natalie : i just thought i was going to be happy with jared . [ scene_break ] jessica : okay , i wo n't lie to you . we still do n't like you and we still would really like it if you disappeared . nash : but since you 're not going to disappear -- jared : wow , what a way to welcome a guy to a family . jessica : hey , you asked for it straight and we gave it to you , you know ? the truth is , the situation stinks , but it is what it is , so we 're trying to make the most of it . jared : this is a ringing endorsement for that holiday party . nash : let her -- let her finish . jessica : your d.n.a . says that you 're a part of the family , and as you 've probably already noticed , our family 's pretty tight , and i adored my grandfather . jared : and i worshipped him . you think i do n't know that i 'm not worthy of his d.n.a . ? jessica : my grandfather wanted to welcome you into the fold of the family and that trumps everything , so we are here to try to give you an opportunity to prove yourself worthy of being a part of this family . jared : look , i 'm no longer interested in getting back at you , and i 'm sure as hell not interested in proving anything to you . [ scene_break ] charlie : oh , no , he of course reminded me of how i had broken his heart when he was a kid , how i 'd always show up three sheets to the wind when i did show up . and -- you know how many times i -- i borrowed his allowance ? all the promises i made that i just could n't keep , and that 's -- you know , that 's -- that 's when i was n't being just downright mean . viki : but you knew all that , charlie -- you knew you had hurt him . does he know that you 've fought tooth and nail to stop drinking , that you 've turned your life around , you 're a new man ? charlie : yeah . and all he saw was the old man . viki : do n't you think you should try again ? charlie : `` do n't you -- `` he said he never wants to see me again , okay ? ever ! you know , that i 'd ruin his new life that he fought tooth and nail for . viki : well , then , that 's the status quo for now . but does it mean that you have to throw away the progress you 've made for the last 10 months ? charlie : hmm . well , what does it mean , hmm ? hmm ? viki : charlie , you have a sponsor , do n't you ? ca n't you call him , go to a meeting and get back on track ? charlie : for what ? come on , that 's not going to change how my little boy feels about me . viki : but -- you ca n't stop drinking for somebody else . you have to stop drinking for yourself . charlie : oh . viki : and i -- i know that you can move past this if you put your mind to it . charlie : you do n't know anything , viki d ! and i 'll tell you something -- you do n't know anything about me ! viki : no . no , you 're quite right , i do n't . charlie : hmm , huh . viki : but i would like to . and for the record , i 'm not afraid of you . charlie : yeah , well , it 's all for him . viki : i know . charlie : he 's my son . viki : i know . charlie : he 's the only one i was quitting for . viki : i know . you quit to become a better father . but do n't you see that in the process , you became a better man . charlie : yeah , and who cares about that ? viki : i do . [ scene_break ] adriana : so what about you and talia ? antonio : i 'm not ready to move on . adriana : not ready or not willing ? and this thing with you and sarah -- we were talking about it and -- cristian : `` you and sarah `` ? adriana : we 've become friendly since she moved in with layla . she likes you -- a lot . antonio : i knew there was something . adriana : mm - hmm . cristian : almost something . antonio : meaning ? adriana : meaning cris made his version of a move and sarah called him out on his feelings for evangeline . cristian : no , wait a minute -- she told you all that ? adriana : she said enough to let me know that you were on the fence . antonio : well , i mean , that 's not really fair , adriana , all right ? i mean , it 's not like cris could sit down with evangeline and work things out . cristian : i tried . i went to see her at the place she was in . i thought that if i could spend some time with her -- i do n't know , i could make sense of things . adriana : and what happened ? cristian : she was gone . antonio : gone ? cristian : yeah , their mother took her back to their place in maryland . i mean , layla did n't even know about it till -- till it was done . adriana : can she do that ? cristian : well , she 's her legal guardian . now i 'm worried about what kind of care she 's getting and if i 'll ever see her again . adriana : i 'm sorry , cristian . cristian : yeah , thanks . well , look at it this way -- at least we do n't have to worry about getting christmas presents for our girlfriends . adriana : but if things do change in a week , i know where you could score some killer lingerie -- hint , hint . cristian : thanks . adriana : i do n't know what i 'm going to get rex for christmas . i mean , he has n't said anything , but i know he 's getting something really special for me . [ scene_break ] rex : i ca n't be away on christmas day . i was going to ask adriana to marry me . i was going to give her the ring on christmas , even though i have no idea how i 'm going to afford it . michael : congratulations , man -- really . i wish i could celebrate with you . rex : we 're going to get you out of here , michael . you 're not going to spend christmas in here . michael : remember when i proposed to marcie ? rex : you did it up all the way . michael : yeah , with your help . rex : no , no , no . i just supplied the venue -- the rest was all you . michael : do n't make the same mistakes i did , man . do n't ever kid yourself that telling lies will protect her , you know , because you 'll only -- rex : okay , okay , okay , okay . i 'll do it . michael : what ? rex : i 'll find marcie for you , starting today . michael : no , do n't -- do n't -- do n't say it if you ca n't -- rex : i ca n't stand to see you like this . every second we waste , the further away marcie gets . i 'll take the case . michael : what about adriana ? rex : if the man upstairs has a heart , i 'll find marcie and tommy and still be home in time to propose on christmas day . [ scene_break ] shane : can i add one more thing to my christmas list , mom ? gigi : i told you , we can only get two video games this year . i ca n't afford anything else . shane : `` the pirates of grover 's gulch `` is n't a video game , mom . it 's a book . gigi : a book , huh ? oh . i 'll see what we can do . gigi : thank you . marcie : oh . you know , if you want , i can give you a whole list of books he 'll love . gigi : i definitely want . marcie : my pleasure . gigi : by the way , you 're doing much better here today . marcie : that 's good , because i 'm really exhausted . gigi : well , take a longer break . the place is pretty empty and moe and noelle are trying to outbake each other , so – [ scene_break ] natalie : yeah , i ca n't have feelings for my uncle . it 's disgusting . john : it is -- and illegal in almost every state . but , look , you just found out , so cut yourself some slack , all right ? natalie : yeah . you 're right -- i can do this . i got over you , right ? john : and you 're damn we better off , are n't you ? natalie : well , it was easier with you . you know , i quit the l.p.d . and i did n't have to see you every day . with jared , i have to see him all the time . we both are sitting on the board at b.e . john : oh -- so you 're really involved over there . natalie : yeah . actually , grandpa gave everyone in the family a seat on the board -- and nothing else . so , yep , i get to see uncle jared every day . i 'm sorry , john . i do n't -- that 's insensitive of me talking about seeing -- and you 're not going to get to see marty again . i 'm sorry . is there something i could do for you ? john : actually , there is . john : here 's what you can do . you can call me if the situation with this -- this guy gets too uncomfortable . natalie : you 'll take care of him for me ? john : whatever it takes , i 'll be there for you . natalie : thank you . now , what can i do for you ? john : there 's nothing anyone can do for me . i needed you last night . i 'm glad you were there . natalie : i 'll always be . [ scene_break ] charlie : i 'm sorry i disappointed you . viki : you did nothing to me . i do n't even matter in this equation . yes , i -- i care about you . and of course i want you to be well , but this decision , charlie -- it has to be yours and yours alone . so , what 'll it be , huh ? jared : it took a lot for you guys to come down here , and i appreciate that . so , yes , i will attend the holiday soiree but , by the way , i hate eggnog . [ doorbell rings ] jared : oh . excuse me . nash : probably his letterhead stationery . jessica : you think he bought our act ? nash : i 'm sure he did . and now , it is time for stage two . both : whew ! [ scene_break ] adriana : what do you guys want for christmas ? antonio : oh , presents are for mami and jamie . i do n't want anything . cristian : yeah , me , either . adriana : everybody wants something for christmas , even if it 's not things . remember hopes , wishes , dreams -- stuff like that ? antonio : yeah , well , some wishes are too big for santa claus . adriana : well , christmas is a time for a miracle , and it 's only a week away . a lot can happen in a week . [ scene_break ] marcie 's voice : `` i 'll be thinking of you on christmas , and missing you and loving you always . forever , marcie . `` [ scene_break ] michael : i could never repay you for this . rex : you do n't have to . marcie 's a friend , tommy 's my godson -- no matter what todd manning says . michael : hey , rex ? when you get to paris , there is a place that you definitely ought to check out . [ scene_break ] noelle : oh , my gosh ! a big , fancy car just pulled up ! gigi : guess this is it . shane : here comes the judge . [ scene_break ] michael : the little place i mentioned , the little cafe -- i talked to the owner and one of the waitresses . they 're the ones who sent me across the street to meet sally ann . they might know something more about marcie . the place is called the bon - jour cafe . rex : okay -- the bon - jour cafe ? got it . [ next_on ] antonio : do you really want to get away from me that badly ? viki : you can bargain with the bottle , charlie . you ca n't bargain with me . adriana : are you trying to ditch me to avoid christmas with my mother ? ramsey : i can bring home your boy , but you 're going to have to help me .
john and natalie wake up together . rex lands in jail with michael and demands to know from michael if he saw marcie in texas . michael insists that he was close on marcie 's trail in texas . marcie 's first day on the job as a waitress turns into calamities when she is charged twenty - five dollars for the dishes that she already broke and if she broke anymore , it would cost her her job . viki comes back to town and lands on charlie 's doorstep . adriana gives antonio and cristian pointers on what to get carlotta for christmas . adriana advises antonio and cristian to get happy about christmas or fake it . shane comes into the diner and shows his mom a bad report card which states that he needs a tutor in reading and marcie offers to tutor him . john and natalie share some quality time together over a cup of coffee . nash and jessica welcome jared to the family , but jared is very suspicious . john and natalie spend some quality time together and she tells john that she remembers everything about last night .
guard : manning , wake up ! you 've got company . todd : who ? guard : says her name is margaret . todd : marty ? [ scene_break ] antonio : `` in a surprise move , mr. manning has retained his ex - wife , former llanview resident téa delgado , to represent him in this case . `` carlotta : i thought téa said that todd did n't want an attorney . antonio : well , it looks like téa changed his mind . [ scene_break ] téa : i told you yesterday , i 'm in . they do n't suspect a thing . [ scene_break ] antonio : i knew it from the very beginning . the minute téa showed up in llanview , she was here to represent manning . carlotta : did you see this ? cristian : no . i need to talk to you about something . carlotta : what 's wrong ? cristian : nothing , nothing . in fact , it 's good news . i 'm getting married . carlotta : oh , you proposed to sarah ! oh , that 's wonderful . you love each other so much , i 'm so glad . cristian : no , sarah and i broke up . carlotta : what ? you -- you 're getting married , but you broke up ? cristian : i 'm marrying vanessa . carlotta : oh – [ scene_break ] noelle : hey , rex . what 'll it be ? rex : water . noelle : water , and ? rex : water with a side of water . noelle : that 's all you want ? rex : i ca n't afford anything else . my bank account 's empty and my credit cards are maxed out . noelle : oh , you poor thing , and it 's the week before christmas , too . rex : and my kid wants a z - box for christmas . i 'm trying to raise the cash -- noelle : a what ? rex : a z - box ? never mind , it 's a very expensive video game system . i 'm trying to raise enough cash . i got to find one for him if it kills me . [ scene_break ] dorian : cashmere socks . oh , i know , i 'll put them in the christmas stockings . that 'll be adorable . mani - pedi spa certificates for the girls . that 'll be great . maurice ? moe ? did you make enough christmas cookies so that i can drop some off at the neighbors ' ? there 's something about homemade presents that 's just so je ne sais quois . moe : soon as they 're cool , they 're going in the tins . dorian : wonderful . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : now , i still have to get two really special presents for the boys . where are santa 's helpers when you really need them ? starr : good morning . dorian : good morning , darling , and good morning , cole . what a surprise . would you like some breakfast ? cole : no , thanks , i 'm not hungry . starr : yeah , you know , we 'll probably grab something on the way there . dorian : and may i dare ask on your way to where ? starr : we are going to my dad 's hearing . and do n't even try to talk us out of it . my mom already tried . [ scene_break ] blair : and here i thought you hated the holidays . [ scene_break ] téa : everything is going according to plan . marty : i 'm marty saybrooke , and you 're the woman who 's trying to set todd manning free . i think we should talk . [ scene_break ] todd : marty ? margaret : you can call me anything you want , lover . [ scene_break ] rex : i put up half my life for auction last night . with a little luck , i 'll raise enough cash to buy shane the z - box . noelle : so , you 're selling your stuff to buy shane a computer game ? rex : it 's worth it . gigi ca n't afford it , and i 've been out of commission the last few months , so neither can i . noelle : rex , i know you want him to be happy on christmas morning but -- rex : look , this is the first christmas he 's had a father . i was a no - show for 10 years . noelle : i know better than anybody , that was n't your fault . rex : if i can just show him that -- he had this idea that his father was a hero . i may not be a navy seal , but if i can come through for him at christmas -- noelle : he 'll love you ? [ scene_break ] cristian : we did n't plan it , it just happened . carlotta : but sarah loves you . cristian : look , i 'm really sorry about sarah , but vanessa and i love each other , and we 're getting married -- today . carlotta : today ? dios mio . is she pregnant ? cristian : no , no , she 's not pregnant . look , it 's just that -- well , why wait ? carlotta : what 's the rush ? will you talk some sense into your brother ? antonio : so , do you want to tell me what -- what 's really going on ? [ scene_break ] talia : he did not give you dental floss on your date . layla : yes , and foot powder . talia : foot powder ? why would -- layla : yes , yes . talia : hi . layla : uh , no . no , no , no -- no . when you did n't come home last night , i told talia that you and cristian made up . sarah : i stayed at my aunt viki 's . layla : what happened ? i thought you and cristian were okay . sarah : i do n't think there can be a me and cristian . he 's marrying vanessa . talia : did she just say -- layla : that he 's marrying vanessa ? sarah : it was n't his idea . talia : what , vanessa asked him to marry her ? layla : and he could n't say no ? sarah : he does n't want to . it was all téa delgado 's idea . [ scene_break ] téa : you and i should n't be talking , dr. saybrooke . marty : and you should n't be defending a psychopath , ms. delgado . téa : i know you 're friends with nora hanen , but if i were you , i would n't take your cues from her . little chat she had with todd in jail -- that 's what allowed me to convince the judge to change todd 's plea from guilty to not guilty . marty : yeah , it was very clever , but not surprising , given your history with todd . married him for $ 5 million ? and then fell for him ? not so clever . but typical of women who get too close to todd . téa : i learned my lesson . marty : that 's why you flew in to defend him ? téa : every defendant deserves -- marty : deserves his day in court . no , that sounds like a woman who 's learned her lesson . when exactly did you put it all together ? was it after he threw you out of his house half naked or was it after he punched you in the face ? or perhaps , it was n't until he convinced you that he had a split personality , only he did n't . téa : i see you have n't forgotten how to use the internet . marty : you may know how to work the system , but i think you 've forgotten what 's important . téa : what do you want , marty ? marty : i want to know why you would defend todd manning after everything he 's done to you . [ scene_break ] dorian : starr , has n't there been enough drama and pain ? téa delgado is just going to raise the ante . moe : sometimes , simple things like eggs over easy , bacon , and toast can make a bad day seem better . sorry , dr. lord . come on , kids , sit down . starr : thank you . [ dorian sighs ] dorian : cole -- how 's your mother ? cole : great . the amnesia has n't let up , and now she has to be the star witness at the trial . dorian : would you like me to recommend a neurologist , a specialist who does research in this area ? cole : yeah , that would be great . dorian : good . starr : so téa delgado -- dorian : oh , do n't get me started on her . oh , good . cole : you think she 's even going to make a difference ? she 's just a lawyer . dorian : you 'll learn that there are lawyers and then there are lawyers . téa 's clever , and she 's ruthless , and she 's got this really peculiar bond with your father . anyway , here 's the doctor 's name . he has privileges at llanview hospital , the number 's there , and also for his private clinic . cole : thank you . starr : you know , téa was so nice to us at the courthouse . she said how sorry she was that we lost the baby , but i still do not trust her . dorian : see ? you 're a cramer . [ dorian laughs ] dorian : i mean , you have got these instincts , and you have got to trust them . starr : i know what my instincts are . we should be getting to that hearing . dorian : do you think your presence in the courtroom is going to change anything ? cole : well , i want to be there for my mom , even if she does n't really know me . dorian : cole , she 's a very loving and sensitive person , and amnesia or not , she 's been through a terrible ordeal . maybe she just needs you to give her some space . starr : well , we both need to be there to make sure that my dad pays for what he 's done . dorian : if justice is served , he will . starr : well , he needs to know that he is not getting away with this . dorian : mm - hmm . starr : it 's not okay . and i 'm going to make sure that he knows that i 'm never going to let him hurt me or my brothers or anyone else ever again . dorian : your mother 's right . you are our bright , shining star . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , what about his kids ? and what he 's done to them ? i mean , she obviously thinks he 's worth saving . for a smart woman , she 's as dumb as they come . john : she seems to know her way around a courtroom . blair : it 's probably not the only room that she knows her way around . okay , you know what ? i 'm being catty . i can be a mean girl when i have to . but come on , john , i mean , how many women have to come back from todd 's past and wreck everything ? [ scene_break ] todd : margaret , what do you want ? margaret : you . i want a second chance . todd : no , get off me . ooh , you 're dead . margaret : and you 're as cute as ever . oh , do n't push me away , todd . we had a child together . we were lovers . i want a do - over . todd : lovers , my ass . and you do n't get any do - overs , you 're dead . margaret : admit it , todd , if things were different , you would want me . [ todd chuckles ] todd : i 've never wanted you , margaret . you raped me , remember ? margaret : and you raped marty , too , but she gave you a second chance , and you fell in love . that 's all i want , todd , is to fall in love with you again . todd : just get out of my head , margaret . you 're not real . margaret : it 's too late . [ scene_break ] rex : i know i ca n't buy my kid 's love , but if i could at least be the one to put a smile on his face christmas morning , is that so terrible ? noelle : oh , honey , i get it . i was there for some of those holidays with gigi and shane , and it was tough . i mean , she 'd be pulling extra shifts , walking to work . one time , she even cut her own hair . and she still could n't afford those expensive , electronic doodads that all the kids wanted . and shane , well -- he was a trooper , do n't get me wrong , but , well , he 's a kid . it had to hurt . rex : that 's all i 'm saying . i just want to make a difference in their life . noelle : one year , ugh , when gigi opened a christmas account , she was not going to get caught short again . she saved up $ 500 . then shane had one of his asthma attacks , and her insurance would n't cover it for some dumb reason . gigi ended up on the hook to the e.r . for over 1200 bucks . christmas that year ? we 're talking a baseball and a couple of framed photos . it was bleak . i caught gigi in the backroom crying her eyes out into a dish towel . oh , honey , i 'm so sorry . [ scene_break ] cristian : look , vanessa and i spent some time together in colombia -- not that anything happened . i would n't do that to sarah . antonio : right , because you love her . cristian : because i would n't do that . but vanessa saved my life , and then we got back here , we got close , and -- i 'm sorry about sarah , but -- antonio : look , save it , okay ? you 're doing it so that vanessa and lola do n't get deported . cristian : we 're not having this conversation . antonio : yes , we are . cristian : antonio , you 're a cop . you 're the chief of detectives . i 'm not discussing this with you . i 'm not getting you involved . antonio : i 'm your brother . cristian : i did n't have a choice . antonio : there are worse things than getting deported . cristian : you 're right , there are . like vanessa getting a death threat right before the hearing . [ scene_break ] layla : okay , so he shows up at the deportation hearing and tells the judge he 's marrying her ? sarah : yep . so she can stay here in this country instead of going back to the dangers of colombia . but you did n't hear that from me . talia : yeah , um , there 's a -- there 's a problem with this plan . layla : uh - huh , aside from the fact that it is illegal , and he 's breaking your heart . talia : the problem is , that whoever 's threatening vanessa is obviously already here . sarah : i did n't say it made sense . layla : so what are you going to do ? sarah : if he goes through with it , i do n't know , i -- i guess we 're done . talia : who is this téa delgado person ? sarah : apparently , she 's vanessa 's lawyer . talia : so wait , she 's representing vanessa now ? sarah : yeah , i guess . if she had n't shown up , they would be back in colombia by now . layla : oh , honey , than this téa 's got to go . [ scene_break ] blair : she 's a shark . and i know , all lawyers are sharks , but she takes the cake . i mean , you know what , if she gets todd off , what happens to my kids , huh ? i mean , at least if he 's put away , locked up , there 's a chance that they 're going to have , like , a halfway normal life . but if téa delgado puts him back out on the streets -- john : push her out a window ? blair : do n't you hit me . [ téa screams ] blair : you know about that ? john : yeah , someone might 've mentioned it to me . blair : that window thing -- that was -- an accident . john : well , remind me to stay on your good side . blair : come on , john , you know i 'd never throw you out a window . [ scene_break ] margaret : i 'm in your head for good , todd . we had a child together , which is more than you and marty can say . besides , i 've changed . todd : no , you have n't changed . margaret : and if i were still alive , i would be different . todd : you have n't changed , and i 'll never want you . you just -- you make me want to puke , margaret . if you were n't already dead , i 'd kill you . margaret : now you know how marty feels . guard : manning ! it 's time for court . [ scene_break ] téa : i did n't fly to todd 's defense . i happened to be in town when i heard that he was in jail . i visited him out of curiosity more than anything else , but when i learned that he was n't hiring an attorney , it became clear to me that he was in some kind of altered state . and no , by that , i do n't mean that he was unable to tell right from wrong . i mean , he was unable to act on his own behalf , which is why i stepped in . marty : i see , so you 're just an angle of mercy . téa : every defendant deserves -- marty : you ? i admit i fell for him , but i did n't know what he had done to me . i did n't know who he was . you knew everything about todd . how could you let yourself get involved with him ? téa : he can be very charming . i guess i overestimated my ability to walk away from him . marty : well , i could n't walk away from him . and when i could move around , he posted a guard , an armed guard outside my door , which means effectively , i was a prisoner . and then he lied to me . he told me i had no friends , he told me i had no family . and then he brainwashed me into believing that he was the only one that could keep me safe from enemies that he invented . that 's why i believe that he raped me all over again . and you want to defend him ? how could you possibly think you are doing the right thing ? téa : i 'm just curious , marty . are you angry at me for representing todd or are you just jealous as hell that once upon a time he was all mine . [ téa grunts ] nora : marty – [ scene_break ] dorian : starr , you sure you would n't like to come christmas shopping with me ? starr : hmm , i 'm positive . we have to get to the courthouse , but thank you so much , aunt dorian , and thank you , mr. stubbs . cole : yeah , it was great , thank you . moe : call me moe . dorian : call him maurice . moe : lunch is at 1 : 00 if you 're hungry . starr : thanks . bye . dorian : bye . cole : thanks . dorian : maurice -- would you like to come shopping with me ? moe : me ? i 've already got everything i want . [ scene_break ] noelle : rex , if i had the money for this z - whatever , i 'd give it to you . rex : bo 's already offered , but i ca n't take somebody else 's money . that 's the point ; it has to come from me . my bank account 's empty . noelle : mine , too . this move wiped me out , and with the economy the way it is , people are not eating out , and when they do , they 're not tipping . rex : tell me about it . ultraviolet 's about as popular as the morgue . i still got to figure out a way to pay my staff , the electric bills , the vendors . ugh , i ca n't think about this right now . i need to focus on the task at hand , and that is selling everything i own for shane . noelle : well , what do you got ? maybe i can buy something . rex : uh , okay . are you in the market for a vintage t - shirt collection ? no , no , no . cds , i have everybody . noelle : you got any dixie chicks ? rex : no country , sorry . how about a flat - screen tv ? noelle : i 'd love to , but i ca n't afford it . rex : whoa . minx35 can . okay , somebody just bid $ 500 for my tv . noelle : oh , how much did you pay for it ? rex : well , 1,000 , but 500 will buy me a z - box . okay , uh , sold . money goes into my checking account . yes , okay , boom . i 've got to get to the mall . what do i owe you for the water ? noelle : oh , honey , it 's on the house . [ scene_break ] sarah : this téa is not the problem . she 's just a lawyer . vanessa is the real snake . talia : honey , do you think anything 's happened ? sarah : what , besides the hug and the walking around the apartment half naked and the whole getting - married thing ? layla : okay , i 'm sorry , but that requires a serious explanation . sarah : okay , well , the hug was apparently completely innocent . he was just comforting her . and the whole `` walking around half naked `` thing is , uh , i do n't know , the way vanessa dresses , all the time . there 's a serious lack of wardrobe going on . layla : and now , he 's marrying her . sarah : do you guys think i 'm wrong to not go along with this ? talia and layla : no . sarah : so you do n't think i 'm being jealous and selfish and paranoid ? talia and layla : no . sarah : so if he does this , i have to break up with him , right ? [ scene_break ] cristian : the note was shoved under the door . antonio : okay , why did n't you tell me ? cristian : there was n't time . antonio : or bring it to the attention of the judge ? cristian : i did . the guy could n't have cared less . antonio : okay , i 'll need the note . i 'll get it to forensics , see what i can get . cristian : i do n't have it . antonio : well , where is it ? cristian : i gave it to téa . antonio : what is she doing with it ? cristian : well , she 's sort of representing vanessa . antonio : wait a second ; is this whole thing her idea ? this whole bogus marriage ? [ scene_break ] nora : okay , marty , step back , step back , step back . téa : get your client under control or i will file charges against her . john : what 's going on here ? téa : your friend marty saybrooke just hit me . john : you okay ? téa : i 'm fine . thank you so much for caring . blair : what 'd you say to her , téa ? [ téa chuckles ] téa : i just wondered why she objected to todd having representation . marty : when i got involved with todd , i had no idea who he was . what 's your excuse ? [ reporters shout questions ] [ reporters shout questions ] blair : listen , move on , todd . [ questions stop ] blair : nobody has anything to say to you except maybe your new lawyer . todd : what happened to you ? blair ? téa : no -- your other girlfriend . todd : what 'd you say to her ? téa : todd , we have one chance here , so shut up and pay attention . nora : are you all right ? marty : i 'm fine . just put him away . bailiff : all rise . the honorable judge thompson presiding . john : here we go . [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : court is in session . please be seated . shall we ? [ scene_break ] cristian : you 're protecting vanessa and lola by committing fraud , you 're protecting me by not coming clean . someday , you 're going to have to realize that you ca n't save the world , brother . cristian : we both know i 'm not a perfect guy -- i have a lot to make up for . i 'm going to do what 's right . hey , look at you -- you protect the people you care about . antonio : oh , what , you -- you care about vanessa ? oh . i see . cristian : i care about what happens to her and lola . antonio : uh - huh . cristian : she saved my life . i 'd still be in that hellhole if she had n't risked everything to get me out , and she 's a nice woman . antonio : beautiful -- and like téa pointed out , your type . cristian : i do n't have a type . i have sarah . antonio : yeah ? and how long do you think you 're going to keep her married to a woman like vanessa ? cristian : what is that supposed to mean ? antonio : what , she has n't offered to show you just how grateful she is ? cristian : she 's not like that . antonio : all right , tell me that i do n't know what i 'm talking about . [ cristian sighs ] antonio : mm - hmm . cristian : all right , i 'm not saying -- all right , she -- she tried to kiss me once . she kissed me , and i -- but i set her straight . antonio : right . and now you 're marrying her . you 're playing with fire , little brother . cristian : i can handle it . antonio : yeah ? how ? you 're going to have immigration all over you , and if they find out , you 're going to jail . you 've got death threats , vanessa , who , trust me , has her own agenda , and sarah , who you 're going to lose if you 're not careful . [ scene_break ] talia : is there anything we can do to help ? sarah : can you lock up vanessa ? talia : hmm . i could , yeah . then i 'd have to lock up cristian , too . sarah : i got to get going . talia : okay . layla : sarah ? so , what are you going to do if he goes through with this ? sarah : well , i 'm not going to throw rose petals . i 'll keep you guys posted . layla : all right , girl . layla : tal ? this whole death - threat thing -- do you think it 's real ? talia : i do n't know , it 's hard to tell . but i 'm going to go down to the station , nose around a bit . layla : do you think cristian has a thing for this girl ? i mean , maybe he 's just pretending to marry her for a green card -- talia : oh . la - la - la - la - la - la come on . i do n't know , i do n't know . but if i were sarah , i would n't let that girl anywhere near my guy , because she 's a poacher -- for real . layla : yeah . talia : i got to go to work . layla : oh , love you . talia : okay , bye . layla : bye . [ scene_break ] layla : cheer up , rexy . it 's christmas . rex : not at my house . the z - box -- they 're all sold out . [ scene_break ] dorian : thank you . moe : that 's quite some list you got there . dorian : oh , yes , i 'm very lucky . i have a large family . maurice ? wo n't you sit down for just a moment , please ? what you said a little while ago about having everything that you need -- did you mean that ? moe : yes , ma'am . dorian : do n't you want more ? moe : oh -- stuff , you mean ? dorian : you 're an artist in the kitchen . surely you admire fine workmanship in other areas . moe : oh , i do . but it does n't mean i have to own it . hell , i love a good museum . i can settle down in front of a painting for a good half - hour . but i like that there 's other people there with me . and clothes -- pfft . i got more clothes than i can wear . i love a fine pair of cowboy boots . dorian : hmm . moe : but i 've got two pairs . oh , i got this job , a place to live , a beautiful woman who makes me laugh . i got everything money ca n't buy . dorian : you 're very lucky . moe : is anybody on that list a special fellow ? dorian : `` special . `` yes . mel . he 's my husband . he died . plane crash . they never found the body . i do miss him . moe : yeah . it must be tough . if you 'll excuse me , ma'am , i 've got to get to the market . dorian : ask them if they could please special order us some of those organic clementines . they were heavenly . moe : yes , ma'am . [ scene_break ] judge : this is a preliminary hearing to establish a witness list and to ensure that neither side is hit with any surprises when the case goes to trial . téa : your honor , if i may . judge : a problem already , ms. delgado ? why am i not surprised given your performance yesterday ? téa : thank you , your honor . i move to have all charges against my client dropped and the commonwealth 's case vacated . [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : order . nora : your honor , the commonwealth has brought over a dozen charges against her client . mandatory sentence requirements would put mr. manning behind bars for over 99 years . téa : while the list of charges is impressive , unfortunately the commonwealth has no evidence to support its case . nora : the people have ample evidence to support these charges . moreover , we have an eyewitness to these events . téa : your honor , we respectfully request the opportunity to question this eyewitness , to see if in fact she is credible . nora : all right . ms. delgado is fully aware that there is plenty of opportunity , time for discovery and opportunity to question the witness at trial . téa : your honor , the d.a . is , as usual , getting ahead of herself . we 're not convinced that there should be a trial . nora : well , defense never is . téa : and we believe that these charges -- in fact , that this whole campaign against mr. manning -- is in fact a personal vendetta by the d.a . , which is why we respectfully request the opportunity to question this eyewitness to see if there is even a basis for a trial . nora : okay , so first she demands there be a trial , and now you want to preempt the proceedings ? judge : is your eyewitness here in the courtroom today ? nora : oh , well , yes , your honor , but i -- judge : let 's cut to the chase , ms. hanen . if your eyewitness is credible , then we 'll proceed directly to trial . [ scene_break ] layla : everybody knows the z - boxes are sold out . the whole mall is talking about it -- and it was on the local news . you should 've got here earlier , rex . rex : well , i did n't have the money earlier . layla : oh . well , that 's too bad . you live and learn . rex : look , i get that you hate me , but this is n't about me . okay ? i was just trying to brighten shane 's christmas . all his friends are getting z - boxes or have them , and i just figure after everything he 's been through , he could use a boost . you know ? it 's not easy being 10 . after everything the kid 's been through -- thinking his dad is n't his dad , he 's now at a mental hospital , and his real dad is -- me . anyway , now i ca n't . layla : okay . i was ordering a latte and i heard two guys online trying to broker a deal about a z - box . rex : seriously -- where ? layla : they left . rex : names , numbers , hangouts ? layla : the one who was selling the thing , the dealer -- i 've seen him around angel square , but you did not hear that from me , and you know what ? i still hate you for ditching adriana . how about that ? no , do n't touch me . do n't hug me . rex : you have a soul . layla : i 'm glad somebody noticed . [ scene_break ] antonio : look , it 's your life . if you do n't want my help -- cristian : listen , i 'm not saying i do n't want your help . you just -- just give me a couple of days to -- to -- antonio : to what ? look , cristian , you may not have a couple of days if this death threat is legitimate . look , by getting married , you 're not only breaking the law , but you 're becoming a target . okay . before ray montez got shipped off to colombia , he said that vanessa set him up and that she would do the same thing to you . cristian : he 's just saying that to get back at -- look , just do me a favor , okay ? do n't say anything to mami . antonio : ahem . carlotta : you talk some sense into him ? you may think i 'm blind or stupid , pero no soy . antonio : she finds out that téa was behind this whole thing , she 's dead . [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't want this . do not put marty on the stand . téa : do you want to go to jail for 99 years ? todd : i do n't care . téa : do you want your children to think that you raped this woman again ? nora : you do n't have to do this , you know . i can talk to the judge in chambers . at the very least , you can be questioned by him privately . marty : no . i can do this . cole : why are they doing this to her ? starr : hey , just keep it together . you do n't want to make this harder for her , okay ? cole : you 're right . thanks . [ scene_break ] téa : do you trust me ? todd : no . téa : as a lawyer ? please just let me do things my way , please . todd : you beat up on her and i swear to god i will stand up and fire you on the spot . ahem . téa : thanks for the vote of confidence , todd . your honor , the defense calls marty saybrooke to the stand . bailiff : do you swear to tell the truth , the whole truth , and nothing but the truth so help you god ? marty : i do . [ scene_break ] rex : uh , you -- you the z - box guy ? man : i was . rex : no , no , no . do n't -- do n't say that , please . man : sorry , pal . i just unloaded my last two units . rex : to who ? man : `` to whom . `` and she 's over there . [ scene_break ] cristian : hey , thanks for not saying anything to her . antonio : sure . look , i -- i want you to think about what you 're doing . okay ? and , yes , i understand that you feel responsible -- for everyone . okay , but you -- you got to kind of look down the road , man , at this whole plan that you got and see if this -- this thing is going to work out . because to be honest with you , bro , i do n't -- i do n't see an upside here . cristian : i hear you . antonio : do you ? look , you got a good thing with sarah . do n't blow it . [ scene_break ] téa : you swore to tell the truth , the whole truth , and nothing but the truth . marty : yes . téa : good . so here 's my question for you -- are you in love with the defendant , todd manning ? [ next_on ] rex : i need your help . sarah : i 'm not going away . téa : you and todd manning made love , did n't you ? i 'd like to call to the witness stand ex - chief of detectives , john mcbain .
dorian finds out from mo that he values other things more than material wealth . rex has a similar conversation with noelle when he tells her how he is determined to find a very expensive christmas gift for shane to make up for the time they 've lost . while todd 's trial is underway , tea makes it clear that she will not allow her client to be railroaded nor denied a fair trial by the prosecution or the people that do n't like him . after antonio finds out that cristian has married vanessa in order to keep her safe from going back to columbia , he tells his brother he could be in legal trouble as well as trusting a woman who may not be worthy of his trust .
markko : i 'm supposed to be working . langston : so ? i 'm supposed to be studying . markko : if carlotta finds out -- langston : oh . no flan for a week ? we 'll survive . markko : we should n't be doing this . langston : you 've never had any complaints before . markko : yeah , well , that was then . and tonight was delphina . and remember what she said ? that you cramer women are in danger . [ scene_break ] dorian : well ? mitch : hmm . very avant - garde . who 's the artist ? dorian : you are no artist . you 're a sadist . mitch : you think i did this ? dorian : of course i do . mitch : but why would i desecrate such a beautiful family ? [ scene_break ] téa : i ca n't do this tonight . blair : i 'm not here to fight . téa : good , because i 'm going to bed . blair : no . if you do n't let me say what i need to say , i might not say it . téa : even better . blair : téa , i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] starr : who 's she ? todd : you were n't supposed to see that . starr : why not ? todd : because it 's none of your business . starr : dad , you 're carrying around a picture of a girl who 's young enough to be your daughter . todd : i 'm not dating her . starr : no ? todd : no . starr : okay . then who is she ? todd : she 's téa 's daughter . [ scene_break ] nora : there you are . clint : nora . nora : nigel said you were working , but what are you doing in bed ? are you not feeling well ? kim : honey , i can guarantee you he 's never been better . nora : what the hell ? clint : well , i guess she caught us . nora : what is this ? clint : what does it look like ? like i 'm having an affair ? nora : hey , that 's mine . kim : fine . nora : no , no , no , keep it . close it . who is this person ? clint : sorry . you have n't met . it 's my new assistant . kim : kimberly andrews . nora : what happened to sandra ? clint : she retired , so i hired kim . she 's been doing very well . mind like a steel trap . nora : oh , yes . i can see it 's her mind you 're drawn to . clint : oh , and kimberly 's full of surprises . i 'm sorry . i would 've introduced you sooner , but you were never around . you were always jetting off somewhere with bo . [ scene_break ] bo : hey , nora . i guess your phone ran out of juice again , huh ? well , all 's well here . the kids are sitting down to order dinner , and i got to make a call to the department , check in . other than that , we 're just here at the buenos dias . do me a favor . would you call after you talk to clint about danielle moving in ? and , um , i miss you . nigel : oh , i 'm sorry , miss destiny . destiny : i need to tell matthew how i feel about him , and you 're not gon na talk me out of it . nigel : yeah , i see . well , far be it for me to interfere in the love life of a buchanan , but -- destiny : is he upstairs ? nigel : matthew has returned from seattle , but he went out for a bite to eat . destiny : where 'd he go ? nigel : i believe he said something about the buenos dias cafe . but he is with our new houseguest : miss danielle . [ scene_break ] dani : i 'm sorry i 'm such a downer . matthew : it 's not like you do n't have a reason . i 'm sorry . i should n't have said that . dani : it 's okay . it 's not like i can pretend it did n't happen . my father was murdered . he 's gone . i could n't even -- matthew : it 's gon na be okay . dani : how ? he 's dead ! and everyone 's glad except for me ! he did n't even get a funeral ! i could n't even say good - bye , and nobody cares , not even my mom . [ scene_break ] téa : you came here to apologize ? blair : yes . well , is that so hard to imagine ? téa : well , the last time you `` apologized `` to me , it felt more like an assault . blair : well , you hit me first . téa : well , you just told me you 'd slept with todd . blair : and i was apologizing . téa : okay . good - bye , blair . blair : no , no , no , no , no . téa , this time it 's different . i -- you 're right . the last time i was rubbing your nose in it because you were so smug and aggravating . téa : okay . so this is all my fault ? blair : you bring out the worst in me . what can i say ? let 's just take ross , for instance . i never would 've sent him to seattle if you had n't have just pissed me off . téa : let me know when you start apologizing . blair : no , téa ! i was wrong . i was wrong . todd and i have used our children to hurt each other more times than i even care to count , and it is wrong . the only people that end up getting hurt are the children . and nothing ever -- nothing ever seems to be settled . so the long and short of it is that i 'm so sorry that i drug dani into all of this and , well , i hope that you can forgive me . téa : is that it ? blair : more or less . téa : apology not accepted . [ scene_break ] starr : téa has a daughter ? todd : yep . surprise , surprise . starr : how long have you known about her ? what 's her name ? todd : danielle . i met her about a week ago in seattle . starr : so that was téa 's big , dark secret ? not that she was stealing your money , but that she has a daughter ? todd : she was n't after my money . starr : so mom was lying ? oh , my god ! so where has she been all this time ? todd : recently , boarding school . starr : okay . well , who 's her dad ? i mean , she does have a dad , right ? who 's he ? starr : so who 's her dad ? do we know him ? todd : danielle 's dad is -- well , she grew up in tahiti . they were all in tahiti together : téa and ross and -- and danielle . starr : oh , ross rayburn ? the one who was on the island with you and téa . so that makes sense , the timing and everything like that . so téa 's married to ross rayburn ... todd : they 're not anymore . starr : what ? the divorce went through ? todd : no . i do n't know . maybe . starr : is she married to him or not ? todd : no , no . he 's dead . starr : he 's what ? how ? todd : i killed him . [ scene_break ] blair : you ca n't not accept my apology . téa : did you really think an `` i 'm sorry `` could settle all of this ? you -- you screwed up my divorce . you destroyed my marriage to todd , told him that ross and i were trying to steal his money . blair : well , i ca n't help it if todd was stupid . téa : oh , you played todd , and you know it ! blair : well , todd is todd , téa . téa : yeah . you are you , and god help you both ! blair : oh , so you 're perfect ? téa : i do n't deliberately hurt people ! you sent ross after daniella and me ! blair : i did n't know that he had anger management issues . téa : ohh -- blair : listen , i apologize , and i 'm truly , truly sorry . téa : yeah , daniella wo n't even speak to me ! the only father she knows is dead , blair ! blair : well , then you 're just gon na have to take that issue up with todd . téa , come on . as far as daniella is concerned -- listen , i know what it 's like to have a teenage daughter that thinks that she hates you . and if i could say anything to her or to help you get through to her , then i will . téa : fine . apologize to her . explain to her why her father is dead . tell her that you would do anything to get your hooks back into todd , that you 're the reason her father is dead ! [ scene_break ] matthew : your dad did n't deserve what happened to him . dani : not according to my mom . matthew : look , forget your mom . just because she 's not planning a memorial for him does n't mean we ca n't . [ scene_break ] bo : so laurence is gon na make it ? officer : commissioner , the docs say he should pull through . bo : that 's too bad . officer : sir ? bo : is that it ? officer : well , he has a visitor , the mayor . bo : dorian lord ? that mayor ? officer : i tried to stop her , but -- bo : i 'll be right there . [ scene_break ] mitch : i would never do anything to harm the cramer girls unlike the person who sent this card . he -- or she -- clearly has no concern for their safety . dorian : you and i both know you are the one who sent that card . do i need to remind you that i am now mayor of llanview ? do you have any idea what that means ? mitch : all hail the powerful dorian . i 've been thinking of nothing else : you in all your glory , and how much you 're going to help me . [ scene_break ] langston : i thought i was superstitious . markko : i 'm not superstitious . langston : then why are you buying into everything delphina says ? markko : look , she 's never wrong . langston : except when she 's lying , which she totally admitted . markko : still ... langston : still nothing . the whole thing was just a scam to get back at dorian for marrying amelia . markko : okay . so tell me this . how come you always believed her before ? langston : okay , i 'll believe anything that 's good . all right ? but when she goes on about all this death and destruction , anybody could say that . it 's the good stuff that takes real talent . [ scene_break ] bo : all right . you know , i got to check on something . it 's police business . you two go ahead and just get whatever you want , all right ? son , just cancel my burger and fries . matthew : you 're not coming back ? bo : no , no , no . i 'm gon na come back . i 'll pick you up . just text me , okay ? matthew : so then i 'll get them to go . bo : you are a keeper . dani : so he 's the guy you were running away from ? he 's great . matthew : yeah , he is . so what do you think ? you want to have a memorial for your dad ? dani : you 'd do that for me ? matthew : after what you did for me ? come here . check this out . look . dani : ohh -- looking good ! matthew : yeah . so just pick a date and we 'll set it up . dani : you 're the best . [ scene_break ] nora : so all of this is revenge for me being out of town ? clint : she was gone an awful lot . kim : when was she here ? nora : can we not do this with her here ? clint : all right . i 'm sorry . kimberly , will you excuse us ? i need a moment with my wife . kim : whatever you need . do you mind ? i need a little privacy myself . nora : i beg your pardon ? clint : the lady needs to get dressed . nora : the lady is dressed . kim : and she can wait in the hall . kim : somebody 's unhappy . clint : you okay ? kim : yeah . she does n't scare me . clint : good . i want to thank you . i appreciate your enthusiasm . i have n't felt this good in an awfully long time . kim : well , if you were my man , you 'd feel like this all the time . clint : listen , kimberly , you can look forward to a raise . i mean , lord knows that you 've earned it . kim : just know i 'm always here for you . whenever you need me , big guy , just call . clint : thank you . [ scene_break ] nora : what the hell was that ? clint : my assistant . nora : oh , `` your assistant , `` my ass . what the hell is going on here , clint ? clint : are you sure you want to know ? nora : yes , i want to know ! clint : all right . it started the night before our wedding . nora : what ? clint : the party at the lodge ? i went for a walk in the woods just to get some air and clear my head because i 've been having some doubts . nora : well , why did n't you say anything ? clint : i do n't know . i guess i just did n't trust you . i could n't bring myself to talk to you , so i went for a walk , and i ran into kim . and we walked along together , and then something happened . and i stopped her , and in the moonlight , we kissed . and i thought about telling you later that night , but i did n't think that you would understand . so i went through with it and i married you , and it was okay at first . you know , i could play that i was being happy . but every time i would see kim , i wanted her more and more . and i could tell i was falling in love with her and out of love with you . but you know that , firsthand , how those things work , do n't you , nora ? nora : oh , my god . you know . [ scene_break ] dorian : me ? help you ? mitch : yeah . it 'll be fun . dorian : hmph . it 'll never happen . mitch : oh , come on . think of the possibilities : your power , your access , my genius . dorian : ha ha ! really ? your `` genius `` landed you in the icu chained to a hospital bed . mitch : do n't underestimate me , dorian . dorian : do n't insult me , mitch . mitch : whoever sent you that card is clearly deranged . fortunately , i have experience with troubled souls . i can rein them in . dorian : from the icu chained to your hospital bed ? mitch : you 're wondering how i would know that starr is at home with her father , that langston is at the quaint buenos dias cafe with her boyfriend markko , and that blair is visiting téa delgado at the palace hotel . dorian : if that is true ... mitch : how would i know chained as i am to my hospital bed ? dorian : what do you want ? bo : well . the mayor and the mitch . what do we have here ? is this a meeting of the minds ? [ scene_break ] téa : admit it , blair . you would do anything to get todd back . you 're willing to hurt anyone . not even todd is safe . you would ruin his life before you 'd see him be happy with someone else . blair : well , what do you want me to say , téa ? that i got in your way , huh ? is that what you want me to say ? okay , i did . i got in your way , and people were hurt . i wanted him back . and i did things , yeah , that i 'm not proud of to make that happen . ross might still be alive if it were n't for me . danielle might not hate you . todd might not hate either one of us , and i might not hate myself , if i just let you have todd . but i did n't , did i ? i got busy , and people got hurt . now , are you satisfied ? does that change anything ? does that make you any less responsible in all of this ? because , yeah , you 're right . you 're right . i 'm guilty . but you 're in this just as deep , téa . because i may have fought hard and played dirty , but you 've been lying to todd for 15 years . [ scene_break ] starr : ross kidnapped his own daughter and mom ? todd : yeah . he was panicking . and he knew there was no way out , and he was gon na force danielle over the bride with him . starr : he was gon na kill his own daughter ? todd : yeah . he kept insisting they 'd be okay , but he was really losing it . of course , i could n't let that happen . starr : no . of course you could n't . todd : i had a gun . i told him i 'd shoot him with it , and i tried to stop him . and i was only trying to wing him , really . starr : and danielle ... todd : just watched him disappear into the river . starr : but you saved her life . todd : she hates me for it . [ scene_break ] destiny : welcome home ! matthew : destiny . hey . how are you ? destiny : fine . i stopped by your house . nigel said you 'd be here . he did n't say anything about danielle . hi . dani : hello . matthew : uh , danielle 's staying with us . so what 's up , des ? destiny : nothing . i wanted to talk to you about something . matthew : what ? destiny : it can wait . so what happened ? you obviously got rescued . dani : hardly . destiny : well , you 're here , are n't you ? i mean , it 's better than being dragged around at gunpoint . so what happened to your crazy father when the police caught up with him ? matthew : destiny -- destiny : he 's going to jail , right ? dani : wrong . destiny : why not ? he pulled a gun on me ! dani : my father 's dead , okay ? ! [ scene_break ] nigel : good heavens . what happened to your clothes ? kim : i took them off . nigel : yes , i can see that . the question is , why ? kim : ask your boss . it was his idea . [ scene_break ] clint : what is it you think i know ? let 's hear it . nora : clint , please . clint : and , nora , i 'm not gon na take pity on you . nora : i do n't want your pity . i want you to understand . clint : then you should 've talked to me , respected me , refused to marry me , but you did n't . and you could n't tell me that you were having doubts that night at the lodge and that you had kissed my brother . and you could n't tell me at the church rectory . you could n't tell me at the altar , the reception , or even later that night when we were in bed ? nora : i loved you . i married you because i loved you . clint : oh , yeah ? then why were you carrying on with my brother ? and all the while letting me think that the two of you were just sick with grief over your son ? nora : we were grieving . and you 're right . i was wrong not to have told you that i was confused . and how confused i was , and that i -- i had these feelings . but i did n't even understand them . i did n't even know what -- what these feelings were or if they were even real . what i did know was that i loved you and you loved me , and that 's all that mattered . so i brushed aside those doubts . because that 's all they were ... clint : uh - huh ? nora : doubts . clint : you still have doubts , nora , or are you sure ? oh , come on . for once in your life , have the guts to tell me the truth . nora : fine . i 'm in love with your brother . [ scene_break ] bo : why are you here , dorian ? dorian : i 'm here in my capacity as mayor . bo : and what capacity is that ? dorian : i want to make sure that llanview 's most notorious criminal is secure . mitch : and you 're interrupting a private conversation . ugh ! bo : you 're a prisoner . you have no right to privacy . mitch : mayor , i appeal to you . dorian : the police commissioner is just doing his job . mitch : oh . so this is the kind of police reform you talked about in your campaign ? this conversation 's over . dorian : it 's over when i say it 's over . mitch : come , now , commissioner . there must be other affairs for you need to attend to ? [ scene_break ] nora : believe me , clint . we did n't plan it . it -- it just happened . we did n't -- we did n't even know what it was at first . we thought it was just -- it was just all the grieving over matthew and spending all that time together . we even talked about it , and we decided that we -- we just wanted to stay friends . clint : how did that work out ? nora : i wanted to tell you . i tried to tell you . there just was always a crisis , you know . first , jared , and natalie and jessica were missing , and matthew . clint : oh . you 're gon na blame this on matthew ? nora : no , i 'm not blaming anyone . i 'm just trying to make you understand . clint : well , yes , i would like to understand why you chose to lie to me and marry me and stay married while you 're having sex with my brother . nora : i was not ! we did not have sex ! we never slept together ! clint : you just kissed him ? nora : that 's right ! i kissed him ! and that was it ! i kissed him ! that was all we did ! and we talked about it , and we discovered that we had these feelings for each other . and that 's when we went , `` okay , we need to leave it right here until we have a chance to talk to clint . `` clint : yeah . and you expect me to believe that after you 've been lying to me for months ? oh , dear god . half the family knows about you and bo . nora : oh , nobody knows , clint . clint : oh , do n't kid yourself , nora ! i 'm the only one foolish enough to believe your lies ! love is blind , and i proved it ! there i was calling you , telling you i love you , i miss you , i ca n't wait for you to get home . and all the while , you could n't wait to get off the phone so you could get it on with my brother ! nora : it 's not like that ! that was not how it happened ! and look at you ! what are you doing here ? you 're standing there telling me about your doubts , and you did n't say anything to me ? ! my god , at least bo and i tried to do the right thing ! we did n't want to hurt you , so we tried to respect your feelings by picking a time to tell you ! and what do you do ? you go out and buy some two - bit whore and bring her into my house and bang her in my bed ? ! jeez . god , clint . what the hell is that ? clint : i never had any doubts . and i did not have sex with her . we just made it look that way so you could feel as stupid as i do . [ scene_break ] nigel : i know what you 're up to , girlie . kim : careful , nige . you 're turning me on . nigel : you 're not the first gold digger to stake a claim here , and , no doubt , you wo n't be the last . but you will be run off like all the others , and it will be my privilege to do the honors . [ scene_break ] blair : so you do n't think any of this is your fault , that you 're just an innocent bystander here ? well , let me tell you something , téa . this is all of your doing because you chose to lie . you hid dani from ross , knowing how violent and crazy he could get . and then instead of sitting todd down and telling him the truth and trusting whatever , that endless love you got going with him , you chose to lie to him knowing full well how he would react when he found out . and then you get on me and say that i put my love life before my children 's happiness ? well , hell . you make me look like an amateur . téa : would you have told todd the truth ? blair : oh , this is not about me ! téa : no . this is `` dump on téa when you 're supposed to be apologizing `` night ! blair : we are both responsible ! we are both to blame for this . and the sooner you admit it and stop blaming me and ross and whoever else you can and then the quicker , my god , we could all move past all of this . téa : `` move past it `` ? a man died ! oh , all this time you were afraid that todd would find out about daniella because you thought it would bring us closer together when all it did was drive us further apart . congratulations , blair . [ téa claps ] téa : you win . [ scene_break ] starr : you ca n't blame yourself , dad . ross was about to do something that would 've killed danielle , and eventually she 's gon na realize that you saved her life . todd : i do n't think so . i think when she looks at me , all she sees is a murderer . starr : well , that 's why you have me and jack and sam . because when we look at you , we see chocolate chip pancakes and forts in the living room and tickle fights . todd : you do n't always see that , though , do you ? starr : we do love you . better ? let 's just get rid of this . todd : no . that 's mine . [ scene_break ] destiny : i am so sorry . i had no idea . dani : that did n't stop you from shooting your mouth off , as usual . destiny : dani , i swear to you . i did n't know he died . matthew , tell her ! i would never -- matthew : i know . dani : please . she 's been on my case since the first day we met . if it were up to her , you 'd still be at warwick . you never would 've gotten that surgery . destiny : that 's not true . i 'm the one who got greg to come out to seattle . dani : that 's right . it 's all you ! destiny : that 's not what i meant ! dani : go ahead and try to spin it , but we all know what really happened in seattle ! markko : what 's going on ? dani : ask her . she 's got an answer for everything . destiny : i have no idea what she 's talking about . dani : did you or did you not sit your ass down on that lever on matthew 's bed so i got caught ? and the doctors found out , and my father found out , and the whole thing blew up because of you ! you 're why he had to take us hostage ! you 're why we had to run away from the cops ! you 're why todd manning shot him ! it 's all your fault ! my father would still be alive if it were n't for you ! [ scene_break ] kim : you better watch your step , nige . nigel : or what ? kim : or you 'll be the first to go when i clean house . clint likes me . i 'm not going anywhere . nigel : dearie , master clint would never let me go . i 'm a trusted retainer . i 've been with the family for decades . i can not be replaced . kim : honey , anyone can be replaced . i should know . i 've done it before . nigel : what 's that supposed to mean ? kim : watch and learn , nige . toodles . [ scene_break ] nora : you set this whole thing up ? clint : yeah . it was that , or wait for you to grow a backbone and tell me the truth . nora : we were gon na tell you . we were just waiting for the right time . clint : you 're a coward . nora : i 'm sorry i hurt you , bo hurt you . but you got to believe me , clint . i never betrayed you . i did n't . when bo and i realized what was going on , we agreed ... clint : you agreed ? you agreed -- you agreed to take the easy way out . if you had any integrity at all , you would not stand here and split hairs claiming that you love me while all the while you just wanted what you wanted ! nora : i did love you , and i still do . clint : i do n't want to hear that ! nora : i know you 're angry , and i do n't blame you because i 'd be angry , too . i 'd be furious . but , clint , you got to believe me . i did n't cheat on you . i did n't cheat on you . i would n't do that to you . i loved you . it just was when matthew was injured . it just seemed that all the old hurts went away . clint : `` old hurts `` ? spare me the details . nora : i 'm sorry . i will go . clint : go ? why go ? this is your house . asa gave it to you . you 're the daughter that asa never had , and you repaid him by cheating on both his sons . nora : it 's your family house . i do n't want to take it away from you . clint : why not ? you 've taken everything else . [ scene_break ] bo : he 's not going anywhere , dorian , except back to jail . your doctor says you can make a fine recovery in a cell . mitch : oh , i do n't think i 'll be going back to a cell , commissioner . i expect to be exonerated before i 'm even released from here . bo : do n't hold your breath . so no deals , mayor . this one 's by the book . dorian : thank you , bo . mitch : i thought he 'd never leave . so shall we discuss the terms of our agreement ? [ scene_break ] bo : if laurence tries anything , you shoot to kill . [ cell phone rings ] bo : yeah ? nigel : hello , sir . forgive me for the interruption , but i thought you should know -- well , perhaps you should wait to bring matthew and danielle back to the house . bo : why ? nigel : i 'm not at liberty to say . bo : i 'm on my way . [ scene_break ] dani : deny it ! i dare you ! oh , my god . i have to go . matthew : where are you going ? dani : i do n't know . i just have to get out of here . matthew : i 'll go with you . dani : no . i need to be alone . matthew : you do n't know your way around here . dani : i have my phone . i 'll call you . and tell destiny i 'm sorry . she did n't deserve that . [ scene_break ] starr : dad , why would you carry around a picture of a girl that makes you feel guilty all the time ? todd : it 's not my picture , it 's téa 's . she dropped it and i picked it up , and i meant to give it back to her . sorry . i did n't mean to jump on you like that . starr : no . it 's okay . but have you talked to téa ? todd : no . why would i talk to her ? starr : because if anyone could get through to danielle -- todd : she 's not speaking to her mom right now . starr : okay . well , i 'm sure she 'll get over it . look at you and me . so , uh , you have n't worked things out with téa yet ? todd : uh - uh . starr : why not ? i mean , if she 's not after your money , then what 's the problem ? [ scene_break ] blair : i did n't win anything , téa , least of all , todd . he made his choice when he went to seattle to get you . téa : well , he certainly does n't want me anymore . blair : well , he 'll get over it . téa : maybe if he had n't shot ross , maybe if he had n't seen the look on dani 's face . she 'll never forgive him , and he 'll never forgive me . blair : well , he -- he does n't want me . that 's for sure . téa : this was supposed to be comforting to me ? blair : well , it should . because i 'm your rival , right ? [ blair laughs ] téa : this is n't very funny . blair : no -- no . i 'm just thinking . todd does n't want me . you think he does n't want you . i guess there 's always marty saybrooke , right ? [ both laugh ] blair : oh , come on . now , i made a funny . that was funny . téa : just get out of here , blair . blair : i ca n't because you 're crying . téa : i was married to ross . and , yeah , i 'd fallen out of love with him years ago . and near the end , i hated him . but i did n't want -- blair : i know . i know . téa : and my daughter hates me . blair : i know . téa : you 're not helping . blair : i know . [ téa chuckles softly ] [ scene_break ] kim : 3 carats , canary yellow . you can afford it , clint . `` mrs. kimberly andrews buchanan cordially requests you ... `` no . `` mrs. clint buchanan . `` put all the little people on notice . [ scene_break ] bo : hey , what 's going on ? nigel called me and said it sounded like a war going on . what 's this ? nora : he knows . he knows everything . [ scene_break ] mitch : bo buchanan is even more of a nuisance than i remember . dorian : he 's police commissioner . he 's paid to be a nuisance . mitch : precisely . the city charter grants you as mayor the power to hire and fire him . so fire him . dorian : ha ! you want me to can bo ? mitch : either that or say good - bye to your precious cramer girls . [ scene_break ] todd : téa and i , it 's just not in the cards . starr : why not ? todd : too many lies . starr : but if what she was hiding was her kid -- i 'm not saying that that 's nothing -- but what does that have to do with you ? todd : listen , all i want to concentrate now on is -- is you , how lucky i am to have you . you always forgive me and put up with my bitching and moaning . starr : well , i do love you . you know that , right ? todd : you promise ? starr : cross my heart . [ scene_break ] markko : are you okay ? langston : danielle 's just having a hard time . you ca n't take it personally , okay ? destiny : thanks . matthew : here . sit . [ scene_break ] markko : so this girl , danielle -- langston : apparently starr 's dad shot danielle 's father right in front of her . markko : wow . langston : yeah ! markko : and where is she from ? langston : some boarding school in london . that 's how she knows matthew . why ? markko : she just -- she seems really familiar . langston : yeah ! to me , too ! markko : and it 's not really what she looks like . it 's -- it 's the way she went off on destiny . langston : yes ! yes ! i mean , it 's gon na drive me crazy till i figure it out . [ scene_break ] matthew : so what 'd you want to talk to me about ? destiny : it does n't matter . matthew : dani told me to tell you she 's really sorry . destiny : right . matthew : hey , i would n't lie to you . when you ran off , she got really upset and embarrassed . she said to apologize to you and that she did n't mean it . and then she took off . look , do n't take any of it personally . i mean , people say all kinds of things when they 're hurting . it does n't mean they 're serious . [ scene_break ] dani : you destroyed my life , todd manning . now i 'm going to destroy yours . [ scene_break ] bo : i should 've been here . nora : look , he wo n't listen to me . i tried to tell him -- i tried to tell him that i never betrayed him , and he would n't believe me ! bo : nora , listen , it 's gon na be okay . [ shotgun cocks ] clint : guess again , little brother .
clint and kim plot a plan for nora to walk in and see them in bed and assume that he is doing to her what she and bo have done to him . bo finds out and wants to make sure nora is ok after the bombshell has been dropped . but clint pulls a gun on him . dani is distraught that nobody cares about her father dying nor even wants to have a funeral so she an say good bye to him . but matthew offers to help hr have a private memorial service for him . destiny wants to be with matthew now that he 's back . but dani is furious with her for expressing that she hopes ross is in jail and she dani blames destiny for the whole mess that would not have happened if destiny had not revealed to seattle authorities that dani was there . starr discovers a picture of dani and todd attempts to explain to his daughter the situation involving `` tea 's daughter `` although he does not let on that she is his also . blair goes to attempt to apologize to tea for provoking the situation that got ross killed and caused dani to hate her mom . but they end up arguing as usual .
todd : here you go . would n't want to forget my sister on christmas , would i ? viki : thank you so much . i hope you do n't mind if i wait till christmas to open it . todd : whatever floats your boat . [ viki laughs ] viki : i -- i have some things for you to take back to your family , too . can i get you something ? todd : oh , like what ? viki : would you like a drink ? todd : liquor wo n't do it . thanks . viki : walk -- are we still calling you walker ? todd : yeah . viki : okay , that means you have n't told blair . i really thought -- well , i thought you would have by now . todd : viki , i think she knows . she has n't said anything , but she 's been acting really weird . viki : weird how ? todd : she 's making fun of me . she 's laughing at me . and i swear to god , it makes me want to just -- i know , i got to get that anger management thing under control . viki : yes , you do . if you ca n't control yourself , you know , you risk losing everything that you ever loved . [ scene_break ] dorian : todd could explode at any second . i mean , if he saw you kiss kevin -- blair : he did . dorian : well , then he 's probably out shopping , too -- for a gun ! blair : dorian , he 's still being so nice to me , and i know that i 'm driving him insane with jealousy . but he 's just standing there smiling . dorian : has it occurred to you that he 's figured out that you know who he is ? blair : that he 's todd ? dorian : right . and that he knows that you 're playing him and he 's decided to play back ? blair : no , it does n't matter , because he 's not going to win . dorian : todd wins by mass destruction . try to remember that . blair : and you try to remember that he still loves me and he 's vulnerable . dorian : and , of course , you have no feelings for him whatsoever . blair : none whatsoever -- except contempt . [ dorian sighs ] dorian : okay , i need to remind you of a few things . one , he 's ruthless . two , he 's relentless . three , he can take whatever you can dish out and come back fighting until one of you is destroyed . [ dorian sighs ] [ scene_break ] roxy : nat , i think you should open it now , you know , not on christmas morning . because you know what 's going to happen ? you 're going to start to cry , and then your mascara is going to go dripping down your face like a raccoon . natalie : okay ! roxy : come on , baby -- natalie : fine , i 'll open it ! then will you stop ? roxy : all right ! look , i 'm just trying to give you some advice , okay ? natalie 's voice : `` for natalie , on our first christmas as husband and wife . `` [ scene_break ] kelly : i really appreciate you coming over , rae . i am sure you know that kevin is staying at the palace . rae : yes . i do know that , and i am sorry , kelly . kelly : well , there 's some good news . he 's agreed to go to counseling , so -- rae : good . when do you and kevin want to begin ? kelly : right away . i will do anything to make this marriage work . we both will . [ scene_break ] david : excuse me . man : mr. vickers . david : yeah ? man : george loomis of `` the sun . `` david : uh - huh ? george : listen , i know you 're pretty friendly with the lieutenant governor and his wife . david : okay ? george : word is mr. buchanan has taken a room here . you hear anything about that ? maybe -- i do n't know -- another woman ? david : wow , that would -- would be an interesting story , would n't it ? exactly how much would that information be worth ? [ scene_break ] john : okay . bo : thanks . john : what do we got ? we got a coded letter with this guy , maciver 's , address on it . we got the bag that was found at the dock with a music box in it . and nora says this guy , maciver , had a bag just like it . bo : yeah , and antonio 's theory that one way or another , all the victims are tied to nora or somebody that nora knows , like jen . john : soy sauce . actually , even this box - within - a - box theory works . if he ends up completing his box at your father 's estate , that ties to you . bo : yeah , my niece sarah roberts . john : and right back to nora . i know . bo , i think we should go check this guy , maciver , out . what 's he doing , you know ? sending us his address -- what , does that try to help us out ? bo : the guy 's playing games with us . john : so , this thing he had for nora was pretty twisted , huh ? bo : yeah . yeah , you could say that . [ scene_break ] nora : thank you for meeting with me . nora : if this is upsetting for you , i 'm sorry . troy : i 'm glad you came , nora . i have something to tell you . something very important . [ scene_break ] asa : you want a scoop ? how about i kick your damn butt out of here ? now , get out ! david : wow , i admire your style , mr. buchanan . i also admire your money . i wish you 'd give a little bit of it to me . i want you to know that i 'd do everything that i can to support kevin and kelly 's marriage . kelly tells me everything . i would never sell anything to the tabloids . kevin : you can tell the tabloids anything you want , vickers . kelly and i are used to ridiculous rumors . david : yeah , i know . have you heard the latest one ? the reason your marriage is on the skids is because you want to bed down with your wife 's cousin blair . kevin : why do n't you stay out of my life ? stay out of kelly 's life . matter of fact , why do n't you start by getting out of my face right now . david : gentlemen . [ scene_break ] dorian : i ca n't believe kevin went along with it . i mean , to play a dangerous game like this with a psycho like todd manning -- blair : well , kevin did n't know that todd was watching when i kissed him , and so -- well , when kevin found out what i was up to , he told me to back off and he was n't going to help me . dorian : what a shock -- kevin does have a brain . blair , please . for heaven sake , ca n't you just divorce the maniac and get it over with ? blair : no ! i ca n't . [ scene_break ] viki : i am not going to take sides with you against blair , and that is not yours . i know that she is capable of almost anything when she feels she 's been betrayed , but so are you . todd : i ca n't let her win . viki : win ? todd , this is not a game ! the two of you are ridiculous ! you 're running around pretending like nothing is wrong ? well , obviously she knows , and she feels that she has been betrayed by you -- again . todd : hey , those other times were n't -- viki : were n't what ? you have given her very , very real cause to be furious with you . so , yeah , she 's taunting you . she is defying you to be jealous , which you are , viciously so . todd : well , am i supposed to be okay with her fooling around with kevin ? viki : honey , do n't you know where this is going to wind up ? todd : yeah , she loses . viki : no , you both lose because one of you is going to wind up doing something awful . todd : not me . viki : please talk to her about this . todd : you 're crazy . viki : you have to tell her the truth ! todd : she already knows ! viki : fine ! then you ask her for her forgiveness , and maybe she will give it to you . you can not go on like this , you really ca n't . look , i 'm not so concerned about the two of you because you can go at each other forever and still come out all right . i am very concerned about your children , and you have to stop and think what this is doing to starr and to jack . they love you both , and they need you both . ultimately , they are the ones who have to win . [ scene_break ] natalie 's voice : `` i love you more every day and someday soon , we 'll be celebrating christmases with our kids . ready for that ? merry christmas , natalie . you are my world . `` [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm not saying the box - within - a - box thing wo n't happen , you know , but -- i do n't know , maybe the killer will try for somebody in my dad 's house . but if we can get him first -- john : the connection to nora still holds if it 's flash . bo : yeah . flash and nora are very close . and my father 's house -- that brings it to me , you know , and then my ties to nora . this front street , maciver 's old apartment -- you know , there could be something there . john : maybe . i know you -- i know you know that guy , rex balsom , he lives there now , but to be honest , he 's not even on my list , bo . bo : oh , this is way too sophisticated for balsom . john : everything points to this maciver . bo : yeah . you know , before we got him the first time , he almost killed gabrielle , lindsay , nora . he did kill claire baxter . john : oh . but he 's in statesville . we could lock this up right now . bo : yeah , yeah . someway , somehow , this is all tied to nora . how ? john : she can dance ? bo : yeah , yeah . but she does n't study dance , you know , other than that little class at the community center . she has n't been a student in years , does n't teach anywhere . john : well , if nora 's the key , then why is it our guy only does college girls ? bo : that 's a good question . i 'm going to call someone . [ scene_break ] troy : i 've been thinking about you for months now . nora : you have ? troy : i even practiced what i wanted to say to you . nora , i -- i did things to you -- things that were unforgivable , things that no one should ever have to go through . and every day i just want to rip out the memory of hurting you . but i want you to know , nora , losing you was the worst thing that ever happened to me . i still miss you , every day . nora : well , i appreciate the apology . i accept it . troy : you do ? you forgive me ? nora : yes , but i wanted -- i really wanted to ask you some questions about some times and some dates and see if you just remembered where you were , you know . like -- um -- um -- election night . election night . do you remember where you were election night ? troy : what 's this all about ? nora : well , i -- you know , on -- on election night and a couple of days before that , i got some threatening phone calls and -- troy : and you think i made them ? nora : no . troy : nora , why would you suspect me ? nora : no , i do n't . i do n't suspect -- i -- i know you 'd never hurt me again , would you , troy ? troy : nora , i would never hurt you . you do believe me , do n't you ? nora : yeah . troy : good . you do n't know how much that means to me . all i ever wanted was to see you happy , and to not hate me . nora : i do n't hate you , troy . troy : thank you . i 've been following what 's going on in your life . nora : oh ? troy : i read the papers . i 'm sorry to hear you lost the election to daniel colson . nora : oh , god -- troy : and i was very sorry to see that keri reynolds died . i know you two were close . nora : yes , we were . troy : is flash still living with you ? nora : what ? troy : flash . she was living with you for a while , was n't she ? nora : why are you interested in flash ? troy : well , she was a patient of mine , remember ? her throat . nora : oh . right . troy : besides , nora , i 'm interested in everything about you . i always will be . [ scene_break ] flash : you 've got to be kidding me , riley . yeah , you 'd be irritated , too , if some cop was following your every move . yeah , i know . me , too . i got to go . i got to go get another christmas present for asa . okay , bye . flash : i 'm going to the mall . i 'll be back in an hour or so . aaron : i 'll drive you . flash : no , thanks . i could just take one of my great - grandfather 's cars . i 'll be fine . aaron : no , ma'am . i 'll drive you . just let me get some backup . [ scene_break ] bo : yeah , rae . well , thanks a lot . i appreciate that . i 'll see you . it 's rae cummings . she 's going to come by pretty soon , going to bring a psychiatrist with her that teaches at the university . john : hmm . bo : his name 's haver . john : haver ? bo : haver . john : i know that name somewhere . who 's that , a dr. stephen haver ? bo : yeah . john : yeah , he 's on the f.b.i . 's go - to list . let 's see -- d.c. sniper , green river valley killings . bo : well , this guy had a few sessions with troy maciver , so maybe he can help us figure out why maciver 's name keeps popping up in the middle of this . [ phone rings ] bo : buchanan . flash : hey , uncle bo , it 's flash . okay , i need to go to the mall , and this cop wo n't even let me go alone , not even for , like , an hour . bo : well , that 's great because , you see , that 's exactly what he 's supposed to do . flash : oh , come on . i mean , i 'll be at the mall with , like , a million people . bo : you better make that a million and one because officer parrish is going to go everywhere you go . flash : this is crazy . bo : sarah , honey , just play it safe . okay ? flash : all right . okay . see you . all right , dude ; take me to the mall . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , think about the danger to the children . blair : there is no way that i can divorce todd and just walk away . dorian : fine . confront him , let him have it , and then divorce him . blair : dorian , i could let him have it until i 'm blue in the face , but it does n't matter because it does n't register with him . he always finds a way back into my life , always . dorian : surely , this time he realizes that he 's never going to get you back . blair : what can i do to make you understand , huh ? he could take my kids . do you understand that ? disappear and i would never see them again ? dorian : there must be something that you can do . blair : well , i have done something , actually . dorian : what ? blair : i had evangeline williamson draw up these papers . it gives me full custody . all i have to do is get todd to sign them . dorian : he 's never going to sign this . blair : he might -- if he does n't know what he 's signing . [ scene_break ] todd : i got to get going . viki : has anything that i have said registered up there ? todd : yeah . i really hate when you 're right . but , yeah , if i do n't get this out in the open -- viki : everything is going to be destroyed , honestly . todd : the tough part is , you know , i got to do it tonight . at least before christmas . viki : yes . you have to do it immediately . todd : the thing is i have to make her understand that everything i did is because i love her . viki : i know she 's angry with you , but that 's going to mean a lot to her . will you let me know ? todd : yeah . viki : okay . oh , hang on ; do n't go . todd : hmm . viki : it 's for your whole family . merry christmas . todd : merry christmas . if you were in blair 's shoes , would you forgive me ? viki : honey , i 'm not . i 'm not in blair 's shoes . please , just be honest with her . trust in the love that you two share . todd : yeah . this is going to work . she wo n't throw away what we have . she loves me , too , right ? all right , see you [ scene_break ] opal : oh ! bartender , quick ! you got anything to make these poor dogs of mine stop barking ? i just came over from pine vvalley for that big sale at logan 's , and i 'm telling you , talk about `` shop till you drop . `` david : say , alessandro , why do n't you bring this lady one of your famous mango martinis ? opal : well -- oh , my goodness ! well , that -- that sounds terrific ! david : david vickers . opal : um -- opal , just opal . david : i am telling you , there is something in the water down there in pine valley because you are the second gorgeous woman i have met from your neck of the woods this week . opal : really ? well -- david : yeah . opal : oh , you . you are just sweet - talking me to get information on somebody else . now , is n't that a fine howdy - do ? david : what -- opal : so , who 's my competition ? david : oh , come on . all right -- opal : yeah , who ? david : okay , you got me . there was another woman and she was very pretty -- opal : mm - hmm . david : but i 'm telling you , she was not in your league -- a classy , sophisticated , heart - stopping woman like yourself . opal : well , if you say so . david : now , what was -- what was her name ? opal : hmm . what was it ? david : babe -- blond hair -- opal : babe ? oh , well , of course i know babe , and i should say she is gorgeous . david : well , i was thinking about setting her up with a young friend of mine , straight out of the navy -- opal : yeah , hold it -- hold it , mister . just drop that idea right there . david : why ? opal : the girl is married . [ scene_break ] blair : all right . there you are . did you finish your homework ? starr : yes , i did . blair : great . starr : science -- all done . everything is done , but science was really easy . blair : okay . starr : and i have a progress report for math for you to sign -- blair : okay . starr : and a permission slip to the museum . blair : yeah , that 'll be great . you know what ? i 'm going to give walker a chance to work on his parenting skills and have him sign it when he comes in . how 's that ? starr : whatever . blair : okay . starr : i 'm going to go upstairs and watch that tv show where they dig up all the dead bodies . blair : okay . great . [ scene_break ] asa : i 'm glad you took my advice for a change , kevin . kelly : me , too . kevin : well , i 'm just here for a few days . kelly : kevin , the reporters are going to be at the palace after the holidays , too . look , this will give us a chance to talk about some things . we can make an appointment to see rae . asa : ca n't stand that gretel . but if she can patch things up with you two , good for her . i got to rustle up nigel . kelly : okay . kevin : well , i guess i 'll take this upstairs . i 'll use the room at the end of the hall . kelly : hey , hey , hey , come on . you do n't have to do that . we 've got a nice , big , empty bed in our room . kevin : kelly -- kelly : kevin , i have been so lonely since you 've been away . i bet you 've been lonely , too . i think we have some serious catching up to do . kevin : okay , i do n't think that this is -- kelly : look , you can say what you want about us as a couple . but what we do well , we do really , really well . why do n't we go upstairs and see if we ca n't fix this ourselves . kevin : do n't do this , okay ? kelly : kevin , i love you . and i think somewhere , deep down , you still love me . just love me a little bit . kevin : okay -- kelly : kevin , stop . please , please do n't push me away . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , shorty , where 's your mom ? starr : upstairs . i 've been waiting for you because i have to -- todd : great . see you later . starr : dad , where are you going ? i need to talk to you ! todd : i ca n't now , starr . there 's something i have to do before i lose my nerve . starr : what ? todd : blair , you awake ? todd : there 's something important i have to tell you . oh , god . it 's very important . ahem . i love you . but i 've done something that i -- i 'm not -- blair : oh , kevin -- kevin , no , we ca n't . oh . yeah , kevin , that feels so good . no . no , kevin . oh . oh . [ scene_break ] kevin : look -- i 'm sorry , but this is something that is not going to happen . please do n't do this to me again . or to yourself . look , i wish -- good night . [ scene_break ] opal : you ever heard the name adam chandler ? david : adam is married to a young girl like babe ? opal : no , no , no , not him . babe 's hitched to his son , adam chandler jr . david : oh . opal : and if i was you , i would not go messing around in that marriage , or you are likely to find yourself missing a few of your very vital parts , if you catch my drift . [ david and opal chuckle ] opal : but , as you said , if you are interested in a more experienced woman , well , i just so happen to be free . david : hmm - hmm , opal -- opal : hmm . david : if i were half the man i used to be -- dorian : why , david , do forgive me for interrupt -- opal . opal : dorian lord ! my lord ! dorian : what a surprise . opal : yes . dorian : how are you ? opal : oh , well -- as they say , if you do n't hear the organ recital , i 'm fine ! and what about -- david : hello , darling . dorian : get rid of opal . david : why ? dorian : i just got news about aunt betsy . we 're going to lose that $ 30 million . [ scene_break ] stephen : no . actually , dr. maciver was very forthcoming about his wife 's death in africa . compulsive - confessional mode . rae : trying to assuage ? stephen : or fabricating a dissociative disorder . rae : yeah , that 's possible . bo : excuse me . what are you guys talking about ? rae : oh -- stephen : oh , i 'm sorry . rae : sorry . stephen : we were -- we were just discussing why dr. maciver was so fixated on his wife 's death in africa . john : let 's forget about africa . no more africa . all we want to talk about is the music box killings , okay ? so maybe we can try to figure out what 's tying all these together . that 's what we want to focus on right now . bo : we think it 's nora buchanan . stephen : yes . yes , i read your file on that . it 's a very real possibility . but , in fact , this may well long predate the a.d.a . dr. maciver described to me a woman he loved deeply just as he was entering medical school . she rejected him -- rather cruelly , in fact . she was a former ballet dancer entering law school , not unlike ms. buchanan , who 's won some dance contests and is an attorney . john : wait a minute . so you 're saying he never quite adjusted from getting rejected in college ? stephen : apparently not . bo : so when nora rejected him -- rae : it brought it all back , sent him over the edge . stephen : if you 're looking for a pattern here , think of it this way . the man is killing the same person over and over again . he both loves and hates this person and is desperately trying to sever the bond that binds them together . bo : hmm . nora : hi . bo : hi . a.d.a . nora buchanan . this is dr. stephen haver from the university . nora : oh -- stephen : ms. buchanan . nora : nice to meet you , professor haver . actually , i just came from interviewing someone who you just interviewed . i saw your name in the log . stephen : really ? nora : yes -- dr . troy maciver . bo : why 'd you put yourself through something like that ? nora : i just wanted to see if he was all right for myself , and i just wanted to see if he was a viable suspect , if we could place him at the scene . stephen : i 'd be interested in your assessment . john : did he say anything of interest ? nora : he was very calm . he was very -- lucid . he kept apologizing to me over and over again , very -- very remorseful . john : so you 're saying he came off as what , sane ? nora : yeah . yeah . he 's a little interested in me and what i 've been up to the last few months . he seemed to know everything -- that was a little unsettling . but -- i do n't know -- it made me wonder . i mean , is it an act ? i mean , is it -- is he sane , has he recovered ? was this just all an act ? troy : nora . [ scene_break ] flash : oh ! asa , hey . look , could you -- could you get out of here for a little bit ? i 'm going to wrap your present . asa : whoa , whoa . who -- who was that cop ? flash : cop ? what -- oh , that cop . oh , i got a flat on the way over here , and he found out i was a buchanan , and -- asa : sarah -- why did that cop tell you he was going to be standing outside -- bo : thank you . asa : front door ? flash : well -- bo : hey , pa. how 's it going ? asa : not very well -- till i find out what the hell 's going on here . flash : uncle bo , i 'm sorry . i tried to cover -- bo : it 's all right . honey , honey , it 's all right . we ca n't keep anything from him for long . pa , the serial killer we 've been looking for -- we think he 's got his eye on your place -- and on flash . asa : and -- and i 'm just being told now ? bo : we did n't want you to get upset . asa : get upset ? damn it , bo ! this little girl goes shopping -- you listen to me right now ! you listening ? you do n't take one step out of this house ! understand ? bo , i want this mansion surrounded by cops , if i have to hire a whole army ! now , for god sakes , catch this creep . [ scene_break ] roxy : yeah , natalie , when you get this message , please call me . i 'm at rodi 's . yeah , i 'm covering your shift . hey , are n't you worried that i 'm going to drink the whole place dry ? all right ? so call me . hey , johnny , my man . how you doing ? john : merry christmas . got beer ? roxy : sure do . there you go . john : what are you doing here ? where 's natalie ? roxy : well , she took off . she ran out of here like her hair was on fire . it was all my fault . john : what happened ? roxy : well -- see , cristian wrapped all these gifts before he -- before he went out west . john : and natalie opened them today ? roxy : yeah . well , it was because of me . i told her to open them , and then she saw this card . john : and she ran out . roxy : yeah . she was a mess . and , you know , with the music box killer -- i 'm scared , johnny . john : i think i 'll go have a look for her . roxy : great . thanks . john : i owe you for that beer . roxy : do n't worry about it . [ scene_break ] david : i 'll -- i 'll go check on our table . dorian : yes . so , opal -- how is palmer ? opal : meaner than a junkyard dog , as always . we 're barely on speaking terms . dorian : well , give him my best , if you speak to him . opal : hmm . dorian : i 'm sorry , i have to spend a little quality time with my ex . opal : your ex ? dorian : cute , is n't he ? opal : yeah , sure as a skunk smells -- pee - ew . dorian : why were you chatting up opal cortlandt ? i know she got a big chunk of palmer 's money when she divorced him , but she 's not going to share any with you . david : i did n't even know she was once entitled to all that palmer money . i was trying to hit her up for information on that girl from pine valley that paul met in the bar . dorian : and ? david : oh , forget it . it turns out -- all right ! it turns out that she 's married to adam chandler jr . dorian : then why was paul meeting with her ? david : who -- i have no idea , but they were talking very intently with one another . anyway , it 's a dead end -- not that i intend to give up , mind you . dorian : you better not . aunt betsy 's on the verge . her doctors have only given her a few weeks . [ scene_break ] starr : well , what 'd she say ? todd : she was exhausted . so i just sat there next to her for a while . i did n't wake her . starr : i 'm worried about mom , dad . todd : why ? starr : i do n't know . she 's just really been acting weird lately . todd : how has she been acting weird ? starr : well , i asked her to sign my permission forms and my progress report for math . and then she stuck some other paper into the pile and said that you should sign it . todd : that 's no problem . let 's see . so you 're going to the -- going to the museum , huh ? starr : yeah . i have been to that museum so many times , i could tell you how many bones each dinosaur has . it 's still fun , though . i mean -- you know , billy carson is there , so i just pretend like he 's being eaten by a whole bunch of dinosaurs for breakfast . it 's really funny . todd 's voice : `` i hereby relinquish all rights to my children , starr and jack . i understand this action is irrevocable . it may not be challenged at a later date , no matter what name i am using . `` [ scene_break ] bo : i did n't want you to get riled up , pa. we 're going to get this guy . flash : until then , i might as well be in prison anyway , grandpa . everywhere i go -- cops . asa : and there had better be a lot of cops ! bo : look , i 've -- [ phone rings ] bo : i 've got a blue wall surrounding your whole property , all right ? flash : hello ? bo : i got plainclothes officers that she 's never even seen before . flash : hello ? hello ? [ music box plays ] bo : what ? [ scene_break ] dorian : aunt betsy could croak at any minute -- now , you do understand , i do n't wish her death . david : oh , of course i understand , and neither do i . especially since she 's leaving her millions to paul . dorian : we have absolutely no way of talking him into sharing it . david : which means -- dorian : it means that we have got to find an unmarried girl who will fool aunt betsy into leaving her money to her before she dies . david : we 're not going to let some cramer - come - lately take what 's rightfully ours . dorian : you talk as if that money were yours . david , forget about it . [ scene_break ] blair : you are going to pay . you are going to pay , todd . you are going to pay . you 're going to pay , you 're going to pay , you 're going to pay . [ scene_break ] todd : you were right to worry about your mom , honey . she does know i 'm todd . and she 's -- starr : really mad ? todd : yes , but -- starr : then you just have to go up to her and tell her how much you love her and -- todd : she wanted me to sign this . it 's a legal document that says i can never see you or jack again . starr : what ? todd : she wants to take you away from me . she 's trying to punish me . i 'm not going to let that happen . ever . todd : all right , here 's the deal -- i want you to go upstairs , i want you to pack a suitcase -- i 'm going to pack one for jack -- and we 're going to leave . i 'm going to take you guys away from here with me ; somewhere she 'll never find us . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live `` [ next_on ] natalie : why are you looking for me ? john : roxy 's worried . jen : why 'd you want me to meet you here ? joey : i wanted to talk about us . viki : walker is worried that blair knows who he is . does she ? starr : what if this is the last time that you and mom break up ?
nora talked to troy in prison . troy told nora he was sorry for everything he did . dorian tried to convince blair that what she was doing was a bad idea . kelly told rae that she and kevin were going to go to counseling . bo and john still worked on finding some information . vicky had a sister to brother talk with todd . with the help of starr , todd found the custody papers that blair was trying to trick him into signing .
tess : nash is on his way back from california , and i am not budging until he gets here . i mean , that should make you guys all happy , right ? you wanted to keep me locked up here anyway . antonio : actually , no . no , i was thinking that -- that maybe we should leave just -- just for a little while . clint : antonio , no , i do n't think so . she needs to stay put . antonio : look , please , i -- i have an idea , and the only way it 's going to work is if we 're all willing to cooperate . tess : please , hurry up and tell us . i know i can hardly wait . antonio : come with me to our loft . i promise i 'll have you back here before nash 's flight arrives . i have something i want to show you . tess : it 's your loft , and i would rather drink drain opener than go anywhere with you . antonio : it -- it might change the way you feel about things . tess : oh , i like the way i feel about things , actually . the only place i want to be is with nash . he 's the only one that lets me be me , and i 'm going to stay put until he comes back . end of story . [ scene_break ] nash : te -- tess -- [ scene_break ] kelly : so you 'll have those numbers for me first thing ? ok , great . talk to you soon . hi . dorian : hi . kelly : how you doing ? dorian : well , you tell me . you 're the one who had surgery a few days ago . how are you ? kelly : great . never felt better . and as soon as spencer gives us the ok , then kevin and i are going to try to start having a baby . dorian : oh , kelly , really , how can you even consider having that man 's baby ? kelly : all right , stop . before you go any further , there 's something you should know . kevin and i are engaged , and we 're going to be married as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] kevin : what 's the look for ? now , come on , david , there 's obviously something you want to tell me . david : you know what ? as a matter of fact -- as a matter of fact , there is . i 'd like to know how it is that you do it . how do you , kevin , be such a bastard but still end up coming out on top ? i 'd like to know exactly how it is that you do that . [ scene_break ] natalie : do n't do this , john . john : you got to listen to me , natalie . natalie : no , no ! see , i do n't want to . i do n't want to hear it , not ever again . the cristian i knew is gone . nothing can change that . nothing can change the feelings that i had for him before everything went wrong , ok ? the life we had , the love we shared is over . and if cristian came walking through that door right now , i would tell him the only man i want to be with tonight and every night is john mc bain . guard : heard you might be getting out soon , maybe before christmas . what you going to do ? cristian : i 'm going to fight like hell to get my wife back . guard : good news , vega . natalie : cristian ? cristian : natalie , what -- natalie : you 're free . cristian : what ? natalie : it 's true . evangeline got your conviction overturned . you can come home . cristian : with you ? natalie : the only thing i want is to be your wife again . i love you . [ scene_break ] antonio : clint , please , let me take her to the loft . i know what i 'm doing . tess : i can hear you , you know . and i do n't really care what you or `` pa `` want . i 'm not leaving here until nash walks through that door . clint : now , you may not understand this , but , tess , you are a part of this family . you 're a buchanan no matter what . tess : and you ca n't do a damn thing about it , `` daddy , `` no matter what . god , what a bunch of control freaks you guys are . it must be driving you nuts dealing with an unknown quantity like myself . viki : tess , look , please -- tess : i saw what you did to niki . you let her out , she caused too much trouble , and you got rid of her , and you 're not going to do the same thing to me just because i 'm inconvenient . viki : it 's not that simple , and you and i know that better than anyone . tess : it seems pretty straightforward to me . viki : i did not get rid of niki , any more than we want to get rid of you . tess : so you 're telling me , if you had a magic wand that you could just wave and get your precious little jessica back , you would n't do it ? viki : we do n't want to eliminate you , and we could n't if we tried because you are a part of jessica . and until you accept that , we 're going to keep going round and round in this vicious circle , and no one , especially not that baby you 're carrying , is going to win . [ scene_break ] kevin : you want to run that by me again ? david : who the hell do you think you are , huh ? strutting around here , getting congratulatory pats from everybody . can life be that unfair ? actually , i guess it can . what am i talking about ? kevin : dave , i have no idea what you 're talking about . david : do you even remember that you cheated on your wife with her own cousin ? kevin : of course i remember that ! david : you wrecked your marriage , you grabbed custody of your stolen baby , and you nearly destroyed kelly 's life for good . look at you now , huh ? you 're engaged to kelly again . you 're talking about having a baby , a baby that hopefully you wo n't have to steal this time . does that seem right to you ? kevin : look , just this morning you were congratulating kelly and me on our engagement . heck , what you said was half the reason why i asked her , remember ? david : i said that for kelly 's benefit , and next time i 'll keep my mouth shut . kevin : i see what this is about . ok , i 'm happy and you 're miserable , and you just ca n't stand that . david : you 're right , i ca n't stand it . i ca n't stand the fact that no matter how many heinous things you do to people , you buchanan 's continue to walk through clover while the rest of us wallow in misery . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm yours . ( dance music playing ) [ scene_break ] dorian : thank you . kelly : you 're awfully quiet . dorian : and what would you like me to say ? `` oh , i am so happy for you ? `` kelly : yes . yes , that would be really nice , but i 'm not sure i would believe you . dorian : hence the silence . kelly : this is so unfair . dorian : mm - hmm . i think so , too . in fact , i think that all of the cramer women have the most atrocious taste in men . all of us , and that would include me . but that is going to change as of right now . kelly : i 'm not sure what that means . are you already seeing somebody else ? dorian : oh , and would that really be so terrible ? kelly : no . no , i just -- i do n't know . kevin and i love each other . even after everything we 've been through , i 've never stopped loving him , and now i have a second chance , and i 'm going to take that chance . we 're going to have the baby that we always wanted . i do n't see how that could be a bad thing . [ scene_break ] viki : i do n't want you to disappear . it would be very unhealthy for jessica . tess : well , too bad . it would happen . i would disappear . i would n't even be dead , i 'd just vanish . it would be like i was n't even here in the first place . viki : no , no , that 's not true . you would become a part of jessica when you 're integrated . tess : really ? that 's nice , because i 've always wanted to be the little toe of a wasp princess . viki : oh , come on , you know that she 's much more than that , or you would n't exist . tess : is this supposed to be comforting to me ? because it does n't feel that way . i -- i mean , i 'm just supposed to get my head shrunk until i disappear -- but , oh , oh , wait -- i 'll go inside jessica and i 'll be a part of her until someday she needs me and she can call on me . but in the meantime , i can kiss my life with nash goodbye so she can be with her precious little antonio . well , you can forget it . viki : well , i guess there 's nothing i can say to make you believe that we do n't want you to disappear . tess : bingo . viki : but you have to know we 're not giving up on jessica . she 's our little girl , and she has lived a very full and vibrant life in that body . tess : i ca n't do this . antonio : you know , maybe we could all try and talk about the future instead of talking about the past . tess : well , i 'm still here , guys , so -- antonio : yes , i know . i know , tess . why do n't you come home with me , just for a few hours , all right ? that way you can see what 's ahead of you instead of looking behind you all the time . please ? [ scene_break ] tess ' voice : nash ? can you hear me ? nash ? [ scene_break ] natalie : oh , cristian . i 'm so -- i 'm sorry . i never wanted a divorce . i was just -- i was so scared and hurt and confused . you know , i lost you twice . the thought of it happening again , it was -- it was too much . and no matter what horrible things i said , i never stopped loving you . cristian : please tell me this is n't a dream . natalie : oh , it 's real . you can come home . we can finally start our life over . cristian : never thought i 'd see you look at me that way again . natalie : better get used to it . guard : you 're free , mr. vega . congratulations and good luck . natalie : let 's go home . cristian : guard ! i need to see my lawyer ! [ scene_break ] antonio : are you ok ? clint : look , i do n't know what antonio has in mind , but i give you my word -- when nash comes back to llanview , we wo n't try to keep you away from him . now , look , nobody can tell you who to love . nobody can try to change your feelings about things . but until this comes to an end , we 've got to stop trying to force feelings down each other 's throat , and instead we got to try and help each other out . and that includes you , tess , just as much as it includes jessica or any one of us here . tess : thank you . clint : now , antonio wants you to come to his place , and he wants to show you something that obviously is very important to him . i want you to trust that he wo n't try and hurt you . can you do that ? tess : on one condition . i want to call nash back . i think i can reach him on his cell . antonio : ok . you can call when we get back to the loft . tess : do you swear ? antonio : yes . tess : all right , let 's get this over with . tess : you 'd better not be lying to me . viki : we 're not . we give you our word . antonio : we 'll be back soon . viki : oh , my god . are we ever going to have our baby back completely ? clint : viki , the way i see it is she 's your daughter , and she 's going to fight her way back to us just the way you did . viki : i do n't know what i would 've done without you the last couple of weeks . woman : well , maybe you should n't get too used to it . clint : dallas . [ scene_break ] kelly : i know what you 're doing . dorian : i have n't said a word , have i ? kelly : you do n't have to . i can see what 's going on in that brain of yours . you are currently running through the litany of kevin 's sins . so what are we up to ? dorian : hmm . i 'm somewhere between his sleeping with your cousin blair and his taking your baby away from you . kelly : and i was totally blameless in all that . dorian : look , it is n't as if kevin suddenly turned into a louse with you . i mean , look at what he did to cassie . kelly : oh , i see , we 're going way back . dorian : well , she never was the same again after kevin . she -- she wo n't even come here to visit . kelly : you could go see her . dorian : yes , i could . kelly : mm - hmm . dorian : and i think i will . kelly : good . dorian : yeah . kelly : that 's a good idea . i will buy you a ticket for the evening of our wedding . dorian : why ? do n't you want me at your wedding ? kelly : of course i want you at the wedding . i need you there . but not if you 're going to constantly be making these remarks , or sit in the front row and cast hexes at us . dorian : oh , i would n't do that . besides which , my broomstick is in the shop . kelly : look , i know that i have n't always made the best decisions . but i have done a lot of growing up in the last few years . kevin and i both have . and i love him with all my heart . we 're going to have a baby , and everything is going to work out perfectly . you 'll see . [ scene_break ] kevin : hey . i do n't know what happened to you between this morning and now , but i do n't see how it serves either one of us to be at each other 's throats . ok ? david : well , of course you do n't , kevin . you only see what 's good for you . kevin : actually , i was thinking about kelly . she happens to like you . she feels bad about what happened between you and dorian . david : this sounds like it 's warming up to a pep talk , so if that 's the case just spare me . kevin : look , i know you 've been through a tough time , ok ? i know what it 's like to be without someone you love . but do n't take it out on kelly and me because we 're lucky enough to have a second chance . david : well , do n't act so surprised , kevin . second chances are something that you buchanan 's are in no short supply of . kevin : what can i say ? you know , if you had a family of your own , maybe you 'd know what it was like to have people to lean on . david : well , i guess you 're right there . i guess i do n't understand that because all i 've ever had is a brother who hates me . how could you understand that ? you never had a brother who you shared a room with who taught you how to ride a bike , how to shave , how to drive a car , and then that person turned on you and he tried to destroy your life . you know , i would n't wish that on my worst enemy , not even a buchanan . kevin : what 's going on with you , vickers ? david : what 's going on with me ? i guess i 'm starting to see things for what they really are . [ scene_break ] cristian : guard ! i need to talk to my lawyer ! natalie : what do you think ? cristian : close your eyes . do n't -- do n't look . natalie : ok . cristian : close your eyes . natalie : oh . who is this ? oh , my goodness , how beautiful . oh -- is he ours ? cristian : so you wo n't be the only redhead in the house . natalie : oh . [ scene_break ] kelly : you know , it 's just amazing how i feel . i have so much hope for the future . and it 's all because of spencer . if he had n't found out about my condition , he never would have suggested that i have the procedure , i never would have had it done , and now , from what i understand , as soon as he gives the go - ahead , kevin and i can start trying to have a baby . i mean , i 've already started thinking about names . i know it 's crazy , but -- dorian : honey , spare me the details , please . bartender , another chardonnay , please . where is he ? kelly : dorian , please do n't be so negative . you 've been like a mother to me . i 'm so happy . i want to share that with you . dorian : honey , you 've got a very serious medical condition . i do n't care how miraculous this surgery is that spencer performed on you . i 'm concerned about your life . kelly : oh , come on . if we were talking about me having a baby with anyone other than kevin , this would not be an issue . dorian : we 're not . we are not talking hypotheticals here . kelly : please , ca n't you just be happy for me ? dorian : no . kelly : no ? dorian : no . kelly : just no ? dorian : that 's it , honey , because , you see , i do n't believe in second chances . it 's fantasy . it 's magical thinking . kelly : so if david walked through the door right now and begged you to take him back , you 'd just tell him to get lost ? dorian : he already did , and i refused . kelly : ok . i 'm going to go . this has been really disappointing . but i guess what 's so shocking is that i 'm so surprised . dorian : bartender ? [ scene_break ] viki : dallas . it 's so good to see you . dallas : well , i guess i should have called first . viki : no , of course not . no , you 're always welcome here . i 'm very sorry . we 've just had a very emotional scene with our daughter . dallas : i really did n't come here to talk about jessica . clint : well , you know , i wish you would have called . dallas : i -- i did call . remember ? you kept telling me not to come . clint : well , here you are . dallas : i missed you . it 's christmas . and this brief little trip to llanview has suddenly turned into weeks . clint : honey , i explained all of that to you . we 're trying to get jessica through this crisis . dallas : i know that in my head , and i am not trying to be unreasonable , but i 'm thousands of miles away , living our life by myself . now , i know that a crisis has a way of bringing people close together . and from what i just saw when i walked in just now -- viki : i 'm going to give you some privacy , ok ? dallas : no . that 's all right , viki . i think clint and i could use a little cooling - off time right about now . clint : oh , yeah . i could n't agree with that more . viki : clint ? clint ! walking out is n't going to solve anything . dallas : sure is easy , though . clint : look , i do n't have an answer for either one of you . not that you 'd listen , if i did . you know , dallas , i told you that i was going to come home when i was done , but , look , here you are , and i asked you -- no , i begged you , viki , not to bring out niki smith , but you did anyway . so why do you bother talking to me in the first place ? viki : clint , please -- clint : no , i ca n't take it anymore . now , look , dallas , i 've got my hands full here , and the last thing i need is for you to come waltzing in here with all these accusations . women . dallas : well , viki , you care to share your thoughts on the situation ? [ scene_break ] tess : ok , where 's your phone ? antonio : first , there 's something i want you to see . tess : i do n't want to see anything , antonio . you promised me the second we walked into this apartment i would call nash . where 's your phone ? antonio : in a minute . just take a look at what we came here for . tess : we had a deal , antonio . no phone , i walk . antonio : that baby that you 're carrying , i want to raise that child with jessica , even if the baby 's not mine . tess : what the hell did you just say to me ? [ scene_break ] nash : tess ? great news ! just talked to some of the guys in the field . they said it 's been a perfect growing season , should be an amazing crop . honey , i 'm home . nash : you look -- you look -- how do you do it ? every time i see you , you just look more beautiful . tess : i also made you dinner . nash : you ? tess : yeah . there 's a salad in the fridge . there are some steaks on the fire pit out back , and look , i did n't even burn down the cottage . but do n't get used to it , buddy . nash : oh , it 's too late . whew . i already am . tess : yeah , me , too . i love you . [ scene_break ] kevin : hey , john . what 's the story with you and my sister ? john : you 'd have to ask her . kevin : i 'm asking you . john : i wish i could tell you . kevin : well , i know what went on with the whole cristian thing . john : well , if you 're bringing it up because you want a piece of me , you better get in line . kevin : oh , no , i probably would have done the same thing . so listen , as far as you and my sister go , you know , if it 's meant to be , it 's meant to be . i 'm a firm believer in that . john : for some strange reason , that does n't make me feel any better . see you around . kevin : yeah . kelly : hey . john : hey . kelly : hey , babe . kevin : hey . kelly : oh , god . kevin : uh - oh . what 's wrong ? kelly : oh , i just came from seeing dorian . kevin : oh , what a coincidence . i just went a few rounds with her ex . kelly : really ? about what ? kevin : well , he went off on me because i 'm happy . kelly : huh . what a coincidence . that 's exactly why she was upset with me . [ scene_break ] bartender : there you go , ms. lord . dorian : thank you , brit . bartender : my pleasure . clint : ahem . dorian . dorian : clint . clint : can i get a bourbon , the good stuff , please ? and make it a double . dorian : cowboy boots and a double bourbon . ah , you 're treacherously close to being a stereotype . clint : well , chardonnay lady , you 're not one to talk . that 's a cliché . dorian : pardon me . touché . so , i understand that we are about to become in- laws by marriage yet again . yeah . clint : the translation is ? dorian : well , kevin has asked kelly to marry him . yeah . kelly says they 're madly in love . i think the operative word here is `` madly . `` clint : we 're going to be -- dorian : what are you laughing about ? oh . bartender , i 'm buying this man his next round . [ scene_break ] viki : dallas , i 'm very , very sorry that clint 's trip has , you know , become so much longer than you thought it was going to be . i know that you two have a life together in london , and i know that it 's very important to him . dallas : is that what he 's told you ? viki : honestly , we have n't had any time to talk about anything . dallas : yeah . no , i did n't think so . viki : i do n't know that i can be any clearer about this . the only reason that clint is still here is because of the children , ok ? we never meant to take him away from you , honestly . you know , he stayed because of jessica and natalie and nothing else . dallas : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] tess : so now you want to get your hands on this baby ? antonio : i want that baby , yes . look , we might not know who the father is , but we both know there 's only one mother . it 's not going to be long till that little boy or that little girl is here . and it 's going to need a lot of love from both the mother and the father , and i would like to be that father . tess : you 've got a lot of nerve . antonio : you know , i have a little girl of my own . i know what it 's like when that little person looks up at you into your eyes and trusts that you 're going to take care of them . tess : shut up . antonio : it 's -- it 's an incredible feeling , that you feel lucky and responsible all at the same time . tess : stop it , stop it ! antonio : this is not about you , tess . it 's for the baby . jessica : antonio . antonio : oh , thank goodness . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] nash : i love you . you 're my whole world [ scene_break ] dorian : you 're crying . no . i 'll start to cry . people cry . clint : thank you for the laugh . i needed it . the last , well , few hours , they could n't have been worse . dorian : i do n't even know why it 's funny . clint : i 'll tell you why . either you go stark - raving mad or you laugh in the face of tragedy . dorian : tragedy ? oh , my goodness . this is beyond tragedy . this is disaster . clint : a disa -- dorian : no , no -- clint : disaster ? i 'll drink to that . dorian : all right , reluctantly . david : could i join the party ? dorian : no . clint : well , yeah , whatever you guys have to say to each other , you can say it in private . i think i 'm going to just call it a day . dorian : no , no , no , no . clint , please , my pleasure . clint : ah , thank you . and good luck . dorian : yeah . good night . clint : good night . dorian : what do you want ? david : were you and clint buchanan on a date ? dorian : if we were on a date , may i ask what business it would be of yours ? david : were you or not ? dorian : you know , i could do a lot worse than clint buchanan , and i have , in the past . david : his whole family is your sworn enemy . you do everything you can to make sure that your girls stay out of relationships with that bunch . dorian : clint is quite the catch . he 's handsome , he 's rich , and he 's honest . it certainly could not end any worse than my last relationship , could it ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] dallas : i did n't like what i saw when i walked in here -- you in clint 's arms , and after having not seen him for so many weeks , well , maybe i overreacted a little bit . i -- viki : dallas , you have absolutely nothing to worry about . clint loves you . dallas : he would n't cheat on me . i know that . and i think i know you , too . viki : is there anything i can do to help ? dallas : hmm . well , if i could think of something , i -- viki : you 're welcome to stay here , if you 'd like . dallas : no . i have a room at the palace . and besides , it would n't really be appropriate , seeing as how what your family 's been going through . viki : yeah , i guess you 're right . clint 's liable to be a while , i guess . dallas : yeah . when he gets angry , he likes to walk it off , i know . would you tell him where i 'm staying , please ? viki : oh , of course . dallas : and , viki , i am sorry to know what 's happening with jessica . [ scene_break ] jessica : what are we going to do , antonio ? how are we going to do right by this baby ? antonio : shh -- jessica : no , we need to talk about this . nash is n't just going to let go of tess . we need to find some way to make peace with him . antonio : nash is gone , ok ? we 're alone . it 's just us and the baby . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] man : mr. brennan ? [ knock ] man : mr. brennan , you in there ? hello ? oh , boy . mr. brennan ? mr. brennan , can you hear me ? man : hello ? hello ? yeah , yeah . yeah , look , send an ambulance , quick . [ scene_break ] john : hey , man , you did n't happen to come across a set of keys ? thanks . kind of out of it today . man : no problem . natalie : i love you , cristian . i love you so much . cristian : i 've never loved anyone but you . guard : sorry , i ca n't get a hold of your lawyer . holidays , you know ? everything slows way down . look , if the judge has n't heard the case by now , you 'll probably be spending christmas morning right where you are . tough break . cristian : no . i wo n't do it . i 'm not going to give up on us , natalie . i 'm not going to give up on you . [ next_on ] blair : well , someone wanted her dead , but who ? dorian : you blackmailed him into leaving me at the altar . is that true ? john : i know i said i would stay away , but i want you to know , if you need me , i 'm there for you . evangeline : what could you possibly do or say to get her to forgive you ?
tess refuses to go any place until nash comes back to town . antonio convinces her to go to their loft with him . clint promises her that when nash comes back to town that they will not try to keep her away from him . once at their loft , antonio tells tess that he wants to be a father to this baby . jessica emerges , and they plan a future . nash , lying on the floor of their cottage , bleeds profusely from his mouth and nose . he has memories of his time with tess .
todd : oh , no , bo , no . no , no , no . not now . do n't do this to me now . bo : manning , do n't make this harder than it is . todd : blair is in that room fighting for her life at this moment . i 'm not about to leave her . you do n't like it , you can shoot me . bo : that can be arranged . todd : what 's going on ? michael : we need to get her into o.r . , stat . todd : hey , hey , hey . blair : hi , todd . oh -- todd : you 're going to be okay . you 're going to be just fine . blair : do n't worry about me . just save my baby . oh . [ scene_break ] [ jessica giggles ] [ phone rings ] antonio : hmm . uh - uh . jessica : hmm . ignore it , ignore it . antonio : oh . i ca n't . jessica : no . come on . antonio : no , i told the station to tell me -- call me if there was an emergency . jessica : oh . antonio : i know . ah . yeah , what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] layla : oh , my god , you did n't . seriously ? nash : why , yes , i did . come on , you 're an actress . you ca n't tell me you never conned your way into someplace before . layla : well , i impersonated jessica -- well , actually , tess . sorry . nash : well , i can see why . you look just like her . layla : oh , do n't i . this was fun tonight , for a fix - up . nash : better than it started . layla : and i 'm glad we decided to be friends . nash : with benefits ? layla : stop . come here . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] adriana : rex , do n't you know how to wrap presents ? rex : guys do n't wrap , okay ? adriana : since when ? rex : since they invented gift wrap counters at the stores . adriana : well , there is one thing you 're good at . rex : oh , that is definitely something i can do . adriana : ow , ow ! rex : ooh , careful . adriana : oh , god . i 'm okay , thanks for asking . rex : you know how much this thing set me back ? adriana : who 's it for ? rex : tommy . adriana : rex , do n't you think he 's a little young ? rex : what , are you kidding ? that kid rocks . adriana : oh -- okay . yeah , michael and marcie are going to be thrilled . rex : nothing is too good for my godson . adriana : i know . rex : i did the right thing , not telling marcie and mike that tommy is todd 's son . did n't i ? adriana : there was really no other way around it . singer : spirit filled my heart and you see me standing on the corner rex : i 'm sorry i laid it on you , and you 're stuck with my lie , too . adriana : do n't be sorry . it means a lot to me that you trusted me to tell me in the first place , and i hope you 're always honest with me , rex . rex : then there 's something else i 'd better tell you . and you 're not going to like it . [ scene_break ] marty : so , can i get you anything else ? how about some dessert ? starr : well , i 'm not sure what i 'm going to do yet . i was supposed to sleep over langston 's house , but because she 's mad at me and we got into a fight , i ca n't . i should probably go home . would you be able to drive me ? marty : um -- i just need to check on something just real quick , okay ? i 'll be right back . cole : is it work ? marty : um -- something like that . starr : what 's the matter ? cole : nothing , i hope . marty : yeah , hi , ellie . it 's dr. saybrooke . you had a patient that was just admitted to the e.r . , a blair cramer . uh - huh . can you tell me about her condition ? [ scene_break ] michael : come on , doctor , we really have to get a move on here . todd : blair , sweetie , what baby ? blair : i 'm pregnant . oh . todd : is it mine or truman 's ? [ scene_break ] adriana : so , what 's your deep , dark secret ? you still believe in santa claus ? rex : adriana , i 'm serious here . adriana : you really have a secret ? rex : i -- i just found out about it this afternoon . i wanted to tell you sooner , but we were having so much fun , i did n't want to kill the vibe . adriana : okay , you 're scaring me now . rex : no , it 's -- it 's not scary , not like you think . adriana : so just tell me , rex . rex : layla found out that somebody wants to invest some money in your company . a lot of money . a lot , a lot . adriana : well , how would they even know about it ? i mean , we have n't even gotten off the ground yet . we do n't even have a name . rex : that was the tipoff right there . adriana : for what ? rex : that this guy was n't legit . adriana : you think he 's trying to scam us or something ? rex : i know he was . adriana : how ? rex : his name is richard la fleur . adriana : who 's richard la fleur ? rex : nobody . just somebody who works for your mom . adriana : my mother ? so you mean that -- rex : dorian was using him as a beard to invest money in your company . adriana : you 're sure ? rex : i went to her and asked . she copped to it . adriana : that meddling bitch ! [ scene_break ] [ sirens ] layla : whoa , that 's a lot of fire engines . nash : ooh , it looks like they 're coming this way . here , i 'll get you home . layla : no . no , you do n't take me home . my apartment 's close by here . nash : no , it 's fine . really , come on . i do n't want to go home yet , anyway . it 's too cold to discuss it . come on . layla : you 're right . the cold air 's coming over the water . nash : yeah . i 'll take you . [ scene_break ] jessica : ah . antonio : oh , i did n't mean to startle you . jessica : no , it 's -- antonio : is something going on out there ? jessica : no . no , i was just spacing . antonio : yeah ? jessica : staring out the window , yeah . antonio : oh . i -- i have to go in . jessica : it 's that important ? antonio : yeah , baby . if i did n't have to go out , then trust me , i would n't . jessica : well , i just thought that we would snuggle in bed and finish what we started . antonio : oh , make me feel worse , why do n't you ? jessica : i 'm not trying to make you feel worse , i just miss you . antonio : all right , but trust me , if i did n't have to go back out , i would n't , but -- jessica : duty calls , i know . antonio : yes , duty calls . i 'll make it up to you as soon as i get back . twice . jessica : three times , and you have got yourself a deal . antonio : mmm . all right , baby . i 'll -- i 'll make it as quick as i can . jessica : okay . antonio : i promise . jessica : well , i 'll wait up for you . antonio : all right , honey . [ bree cries ] [ scene_break ] marty : so they 're admitting her in surgery right now ? okay , great . thanks for filling me in . i have blair 's daughter here . i have to figure out what i 'm going to say to her . yeah , you 're right . you 're right . i want cole to know , too . great , thanks . cole : mom , what 's wrong ? marty : starr , i just got off the phone with a nurse in the e.r . starr : okay , yeah ? marty : it 's about your mom . she 's been in an accident . starr : is she -- is she all right ? marty : she 's at the hospital , and they 're assessing the situation right now . marty : she fell off a -- a roof at a warehouse outside of town . starr : a -- a warehouse ? where -- where would the -- why was she there ? how did she fall off a roof ? marty : they 're just trying to figure out . no one really knows right now , okay ? they 're figuring it all out . starr : she 's all right , is n't she ? please . marty : your dad is with her , and they 're taking her into surgery in just a few minutes , okay ? starr : okay , no , i need to be there right now . you do n't understand . marty : okay . okay , sweetie , okay ? i will take you . look , i 'm just going to pay the check . could you just grab our coats , okay ? cole : it 's all right . it 's okay . [ scene_break ] todd : blair , honey , is the baby mine or spencer 's ? blair ? [ blair groans ] todd : blair ? michael : we really need to get her into an o.r . come on , go , guys . todd : michael , is she really pregnant ? michael : listen , that 's what she keeps saying , but i 'm not going to know until i get the labs back . now , if you love this woman , you will let me perform surgery , because she may just bleed out from the inside . bo : no , manning -- manning -- todd : bo , you got to let me go . bo : you 're under suspicion of attempted murder . todd : yeah , of a psychopath ! bo : yeah , but that does n't make you special . most killers think that their victims had it coming . todd : we 're talking about my family here , bo . possibly my own child . if she 's pregnant , i need to know who the father is . spencer : blair 's pregnant ? then we 're going to have a baby . [ scene_break ] [ layla laughs ] layla : thanks for seeing me home . nash : well , it 's like i said -- layla : nothing better to do . nash : i did not say that . layla : mm - hmm . nash : i did tell tyra banks that i had better plans tonight and to quit calling me , but -- layla : hmm . it was nice getting out . nash : yeah . layla : especially with a guy like you who is n't a jerk and does n't make me feel like warmed - over garbage . nash : jones did that ? layla : no . he made me feel really good , actually . special . but he 's not good for me . and trashing him makes me stay away from him . nash : well , you must be really good at diets , then . layla : oh , it depends on what 's for lunch . nash : huh . well , uh -- huh -- flustered -- um -- you are a wonderful girl . do n't let anyone tell you otherwise . layla : thank you . and if you were serious about hanging , i 'm going to take you up on those wine lessons . nash : it 's a deal . if jessica could see us now , she would freak out . layla : do you really think she wanted us to fall head over heels for each other ? nash : is that what 's happening ? no , it 's none of her business either way . kind of annoying , though , huh ? i mean , even if i did have a lot of fun tonight . what are the odds of that , huh ? layla : still , she must really care about you , to go through all that trouble . nash : yeah . or maybe she 's trying to set me up because she feels guilty for not being tess . layla : you think she really does ? nash : or maybe she feels guilty that she 's living happily with antonio while i 'm supposed to be getting over tess -- i do n't know . layla : well , whatever it is , whatever her motives were , i 'm glad i have a new friend . nash : me , too -- friend . so , whenever you 're ready for that next wine lesson , give me a call . i 'll give you a tour of the winery . show you around . layla : i 'd love that . except it 'll have to be after christmas . i 'm going to visit my family . nash : okay . i 'll call you . layla : give me your cell . nash : hmm . layla : i 'll put my number in it . nash : batteries are dead . write it down . layla : i have nothing to write it on . nash : write it on me . [ layla chuckles ] layla : do n't wash it till it 's on your phone list . nash : i will never wash it , okay ? [ layla laughs ] [ scene_break ] adriana : i can not believe that dorian thinks she can get away with this , trying to infiltrate my company using some bogus investor ! rex : well , when you think about it , it 's classic dorian . adriana : well , i 'm not going to let her get away with this . rex : so you 're just going to turn her down ? adriana : i ca n't take the money ! if i do , she 'll own me , then . rex : yeah , but technically , is n't it your money that she 's paying back ? adriana : what ? you think i should take it ? rex : i know you 're pissed , but dorian said that she was just trying to fix what happened with your aunt betsy 's money . adriana : my money , from my aunt betsy , and what happened was dorian stole it . she already offered to pay it back and i turned her down . what makes her think that i 'll take her money now through some middleman ? rex : i guess she was hoping you would n't find out . adriana : well , she was wrong . [ adriana sighs ] layla : what 's going on ? adriana : i just found out my mother 's latest scheme . layla : oh , what did she do now ? adriana : you know that investor that came to you ? richard la flower ? rex : fleur . adriana : he is working for my mother . layla : so it 's your mother who wants to back us ? adriana : yes . can you believe her ? layla : i ca n't believe you . adriana , it 's free money . that 's just what we need to get this company going . [ scene_break ] evangeline : whoo ! cristian : pretty cold out there , huh ? evangeline : oh , yeah . i 'm going to need hot chocolate before we tackle angel square . cristian : two lattes , please . evangeline : thanks . cristian : thanks . evangeline : you know , that scene you painted on the window at logan 's -- it 's beautiful . cristian : yeah , right . evangeline : excuse me . i 'm not the only person who thinks this . cristian : thank you . evangeline : everybody said it . i 'm listening to other people talk about it -- cristian : thank you . i just do n't think it 's as good as what i used to do , that 's all . evangeline : well , it will be . you 're getting stronger . cristian : thanks . evangeline : yeah . cristian : so , how are you doing with this truman stuff ? evangeline : i 'm handling it . but honestly , cristian , i feel like everywhere i go , i see that man out of the corner of my eye . you know ? cristian : and ? evangeline : i just hope that todd is n't involved with spencer 's disappearance . cristian : well , i 'm not a gambler , but i 'd lay odds he 's knee - deep in it . evangeline : todd deserves revenge . spencer plotted his execution , he took his son from him , he wo n't tell him where he is . but i just still hope todd does n't do something stupid . cristian : oh , he will -- if he has n't already . [ scene_break ] doctor : spencer , can you hear me ? spencer : i 'm going to be a daddy ? doctor : we need to go up to x - ray . spencer : you got to get me to see blair . i got to tell her how happy i am we 're going to have a baby . todd : son of a bitch -- bo : no , manning , you 're in enough trouble . spencer : you got to arrest him , commissioner . he kidnapped me , tortured me , and pushed me and blair off the rooftop . todd : that 's all lies , bo . bo : all right , but it 's enough to take you in for questioning . come on , let 's go . you can call your lawyer on the way . starr : dad ? dad ! where 's mom ? is she okay ? please say she 's going to be okay . [ scene_break ] evangeline : thank you . cristian : thanks . evangeline : so , want to talk about christmas plans ? cristian : you staying in town ? evangeline : yes , i am . cristian : yes ! evangeline : but my mother was n't very thrilled about it . so i sent layla in my place . i had to bribe her , because she did n't want to go without me . i do n't want my mother to be alone on christmas , you know ? but with everything that 's going on here , i just -- i do n't think i should go . and i think layla will be happy when she gets there . cristian : yeah , and i think it 's good for her to get out of town . this way , she wo n't have vincent making the moves on her all through the holidays . evangeline : oh , she is so over vincent . cristian : is she ? evangeline : yeah , i talked to her earlier , and she was going out on a date . cristian : really ? is it someone you approve of ? evangeline : i do n't know . cristian : well , who is it ? evangeline : nash brennan . cristian : hmm . evangeline : what ? cristian : nash ? evangeline : what , he 's not good ? cristian : no , no . i actually suggested layla to nash . i thought it was a good idea . evangeline : okay , cupid , i do n't know if that 's such a good idea . is n't he , like , on the rebound from something ? cristian : and layla is n't ? evangeline : well , i guess you 're right . as far as i 'm concerned , anybody is better than -- for her -- than vincent jones . vincent : my , my , my . you would n't be talking about that damn vincent jones , now , would you ? singer : it 's christmas simply christmas the best day [ scene_break ] jessica : hey , bree , look at the pretty lights . huh . it 's not like those lights are going to calm you down and make you go to sleep , huh ? one thing 's for sure , though . when you get bigger , your mom is going to take you all around llanview to show you how pretty it is . we 're going to go to concerts in the park . we 're going to hike around llantano mountain . we 're going to go swimming in the quarry -- all the things that i did when i was a little girl . you see that , over there ? that 's abuela carlotta 's diner . and there -- that 's nash . [ nash hums ] jessica : hey ! you want a ride ? nash : jessica ? jessica : yeah , and bree . nash : what are you doing out ? i thought antonio took you home to bed . jessica : he did . but then bree started crying and fussing . and you know , the only way to get a baby to calm down is to take her for a drive . and she 's lucky that jamie was staying at her grandpa r.j. 's , so i could do it . nash : huh . hey -- what are you doing , keeping your mommy out late , huh ? huh ? hey . jessica : well , what are doing out so late , wandering the streets ? nash : christmas caroling . you got me in the mood . jessica : no , i meant , should n't you be with layla ? nash : oh , i just was . took her home . i 'm just on my way back to my place . jessica : where 's your car ? nash : i had a couple drinks . and -- not too many . i 'm not sloshed . just a little happy . but believe it or not , i figured i should -- better safe than sorry . left the car there . jessica : yeah , well , hop in . nash : no , no , it 's all right . jessica : i 'll give you a ride . nash : it 's -- it 's not far . jessica : well , it 's not that close . just hop in . or are you afraid i 'm going to do more matchmaking ? nash : well , i hope you do . that was the best night i have had in a very , very , very long time . [ scene_break ] blair : todd ? todd ? nurse : you 're in the hospital , ms. cramer . blair : where 's todd ? nurse : he 's downstairs . blair : i need to talk to him . nurse : you 'll be okay . the doctors [ word missing ] to you for surgery . blair : no surgery . i ca n't have surgery . nurse : ms. cramer , your injuries are extreme . blair : no . nurse : you need surgery . blair : what about the baby ? nurse : you 're pregnant ? blair : yes . ask dr. chen . nurse : okay . blair : i got to talk to todd . i got to talk -- he 's got to know who the father is . [ scene_break ] starr : dad , please tell me , how did mom fall off the roof ? spencer : wait , wait -- no , she did n't fall , honey . your daddy pushed her . starr : what ? no he did n't ! why would he do that ? spencer : because he found out she 's carrying my child . [ spencer chuckles ] starr : dad , is that true ? todd : i do n't know . starr : is mom pregnant ? todd : i do n't know . starr : is she pregnant with dr. truman 's baby ? todd : i do n't know . bo , what the hell are they doing here ? bo : step over here . excuse us . look , i was at rodi 's when i got the call about blair . now , i asked marty to keep an eye on starr . todd : you asked marty , of all people ? bo : well , she got her here , did n't she ? todd : and now you 're going to drag me out of here in handcuffs in front of my own daughter , who 's scared already because of marty ? bo : you 're not helping . todd : yeah , i know that . bo : i mean , look at you right now . you have n't learned a thing . blair -- she 's in critical condition . and what did you do ? you bought a one - way ticket right back to the holding cell . todd : listen , truman is lying . he 's lying . i would n't push blair . she fell . bo : i want to know exactly why the three of you were up on that roof in the first place . todd : i got a -- i got an anonymous tip that spencer was hiding there , so i went over to check it out , and i found him there holed up . and i chased him up to the roof , and we had it out up there , and -- he got the advantage , and he got me to the edge . he was trying to push me off , and then blair showed up , and i think she must have -- she must have hit him with something . but she got in the middle of it all , and -- and the next thing i know , she and truman are going off the roof . that all i know . he pulled her off . he dragged her off the roof . bo : you saw blair and truman go off that roof together ? todd : yeah , yes , i did , and then i ran down to -- to the ground and i called 911 . bo : and were you still there when the paramedics got to the scene ? todd : yeah , of course . but i 'm not responsible for their falling . so you ca n't -- you ca n't arrest me for anything . you got nothing on me . bo : but you knew truman fell from the roof ? todd : yes , but i did n't push him . bo : yeah . but we found him laying there on the ground and bleeding to death , and that was after blair went to the hospital . now , did you tell the paramedics that he was there ? look , if you did n't , that 's attempted murder . [ scene_break ] vincent : those were very kind words , counselor . evangeline : i am so sorry you just heard what i said . [ vincent laughs ] cristian : it 's not like you did n't deserve it . evangeline : well , you 're right about that . he did deserve it , but it was bad form . so , vincent , cristian and i were just talking about layla . cristian : and how happy she is without you . vincent : oh , good . i want her to be happy . cristian : good . then you 'll leave her alone and you wo n't mind if she sees other people . vincent : layla 's seeing someone else ? evangeline : well , i would n't call it that -- yet . but she did just have a date and one never knows where that might lead . vincent : well . that 's great for layla . makes me feel good . she deserves nothing but the best . evangeline : that 's right . she deserves the best . [ vincent chuckles ] vincent : hey , you know , i ran into john mcbain the other day at the hospital . you know , he 's looking real good . he was coming along . gave me a hard time , eh ? that 's a good sign . evangeline : now , what were you doing visiting john ? vincent : well , i was picking up pictures of hugh that were left behind . i 'm going to send them off to his parents out in cali . john and i , we wound up having a little exchange . evangeline : about ? vincent : well , he wanted to get some things straight with me . you know , he wanted to talk to me man to man . cristian : does it have something to do with natalie ? [ vincent sighs ] cristian : you better not mess with her , vincent . vincent : hey , cristian , man , i do n't do that to my friends . cristian : since when are you and natalie friends ? vincent : since i helped her figure out that it was john in that bed and not hugh . cristian : helping her is one thing . getting in her life is another . vincent : and since when are you so concerned with your ex 's business ? cristian : i 'm concerned because she 's my ex and she 's my friend . keep away from her . vincent : cristian ? oh . i am so disappointed in you , man . what 's with you tonight ? i thought -- i thought we made peace . cristian : maybe you but what you did to me , i 'll never forget . vincent : ah . shaun : excuse me . vincent : shaun . shaun : need to talk to you , boss . vincent : of course , for my man . what 's going on ? shaun : you know that empty property you just bought , the one by the docks ? vincent : yeah . shaun : it 's going down in flames . [ scene_break ] adriana : dorian 's help is the last thing we need , layla . layla : but we 've got to get backing from somewhere . adriana : and we will , but not from dorian , okay ? if we take one penny from dorian , she will take over the whole company . layla : well , maybe she just wants to make it up to you . adriana : well , maybe she 's just trying to buy me back . layla : or set things straight . adriana : she does n't even know what `` straight `` means , okay ? this is her way of getting control over my life again . we will find money for the company . layla : how ? adriana : not from dorian , all right ? trust me on this one . there is a high price to pay for her generosity , and you know what ? this is the perfect example . i would n't let her in , so she 's trying to force her way in like she always does . layla : rex , you talked to adriana 's mother . you think this is what she 's doing ? rex : do n't know . it 's really hard for me to make a call on this one . adriana : oh , yeah , because she almost got us both killed -- not just with that psycho bruce . let 's not forget when she shot you up with heroin so i 'd think you were some kind of junkie . layla : what ? are you kidding ? rex : yeah -- adriana : i wish . my mother hates rex , okay ? she would do anything to keep us apart . you know what ? she probably wants to find a way to use the company to do it . layla : oh . rex : she has a point . that woman 's threshold of unacceptable tactics is somewhere on jupiter . layla : okay . but is there a chance she feels bad about all of that ? that all she wants is your forgiveness ? adriana : huh . layla : i mean , i 'm not saying you should forgive her -- just think about it , adriana . dorian 's your mother . do n't you owe her at least that much ? [ scene_break ] jessica : so , how was the rest of your evening with layla ? nash : oh , it was fantastic . it was amazing , great . i -- i asked her to marry me . jessica : what ? nash : gotcha . jessica : oh . okay , fine . i deserved that . nash : for setting me up without asking me first . jessica : i was just trying -- nash : i know exactly what you were trying to do -- you were trying to find a replacement for tess so that you do n't have to feel guilty about being integrated . jessica : i -- oh . i do n't feel guilty . i just -- i feel -- i feel bad , that 's all . i just feel bad that you got hurt in all this . nash : well , that 's done . jessica : i 'm sorry . i was trying to help , really . nash : you crossed a line tonight . jessica : i know . it wo n't happen again . nash : you know , your heart was in the right place . you 're sweet . but i need you to understand that i do n't want and i do n't think i need your pity , even if i did have a really , really great time . jessica : you really did ? nash : yeah , are you kidding ? layla , she 's gorgeous . she 's cute , fun , funny . but i never would 've got to meet her if it was n't for you . jessica : so are you going to see her again ? nash : yeah -- are you kidding me ? you can take this horse to water and he 'll drink . we have plans for after christmas . jessica : that 's terrific . nash : hmm . [ scene_break ] bo : did you leave truman in that warehouse to die , manning ? todd : no . bo : so you told the emts about him ? todd : probably . bo : no , either you did or you did n't . todd : i do n't remember , bo ! it was total chaos ! i was just thinking about blair . i 'm -- i must have -- i probably said something . i must have . bo : it 's easy to verify . todd : well , you do that . i just want to see blair right now . starr : michael , how 's my mom ? michael : she 's still being prepped for surgery . now , i -- i spoke with dr. chen and she confirmed what blair was saying . she is indeed pregnant . okay , is she conscious ? michael : she 's in and out . todd : bo ? i have to see her . she might not make it , okay ? i have to know the truth about this baby . she 'd want me to know . bo : hmm . starr : look , he 's not going to run away , not with my mom so sick . please , bo . i do n't want to be alone . just let me stay with him , okay ? i 'll take care of him . bo : all right , starr . but , look , it 's not your job to take care of anyone besides yourself . todd : yeah . starr : that 's not the way it works in my family . bo : all right . you can see her if it 's okay with mike . michael : you have two minutes -- two minutes and that is it , okay ? we need to get her put under for surgery . two minutes . go . starr : wait , dad , i want to see her , too . bo : do n't let him out of your sight . michael : look . starr : i -- michael : honey , i 'm really sorry but she can only have one visitor at a time . i 'll make you a deal , okay ? as soon as she 's in recovery , you will be right next to her . i 'm sorry , starr , it 's the best i could do . bo , listen , i -- i have to get out of here . spencer needs surgery and i 'm assisting . bo : yeah . marty : i do n't think that 's a good idea . [ scene_break ] jessica : well , home sweet hotel . nash : mm - hmm . thanks for the lift . jessica : anytime . and i am sorry again about the unauthorized mix - up . nash : no , it 's all right . it 's like i said , i had a fantastic time . oh , hey . you be a good girl . get some sleep , okay ? mommy 's worked hard for it . bye - bye . i 'll see you tomorrow . jessica : night . nash : night . nash : hmm . jessica : what ? [ scene_break ] michael : is there a problem here ? marty : you do n't see a problem with you operating on spencer ? michael : no . marty : you hate him and you think he murdered your father . michael : and your point is ? marty : this would be the perfect way for you to pay him back . michael : and murder him on the operating table the way he did my father ? marty : look , i just think with your animosity , you could compromise your work subconsciously without you even knowing it . michael : with all due respect , doc , i 'm a trained professional . back off . [ scene_break ] starr : so unreal . my mom has to have surgery and she 's pregnant with dr. truman 's kid . cole : well , i thought they said that the kid was n't his , that it might be your dad 's . starr : what if it is n't ? cole : hey , listen , do n't think like that . starr : how can i not ? everything is so messed up ! cole : or it could be a good thing . i mean , if the baby is your dad 's , then it could help to get your mom and dad back together , right ? [ scene_break ] todd : blair ? blair : i need to talk to you . todd : no , no , no , no , no , no . no , no , no . blair : now . todd : no . do n't say anything . blair : no , i have to , todd . i have to , about the baby . [ scene_break ] vincent : you 're telling me one of my buildings is burning down ? shaun : fire department 's there right now trying to put it out , but it got so hot they had to pull their men out . sorry , boss . looks like a total loss . vincent : what the hell happened ? shaun : no idea . i just got the word . evangeline : did you know he owned buildings down there ? cristian : i do n't know anything about his business , but it 's vincent 's . you know it ca n't be good . [ scene_break ] adriana : you know what ? i ca n't deal with all of this dorian stuff . i need to go for a walk . layla : gosh . i did n't mean to upset her . rex : i know . i better make sure she 's okay . layla : hey , vange . evangeline : layla , hey . hold on one second . mind if i take this ? cristian : of course , it 's your sister . evangeline : i 'll just be a second . hey . how 's it going ? how was your date ? layla : hmm , it was n't exactly a date . but it was fun , whatever it was . evangeline : oh , i 'm so glad . layla : so ? what 's up with you ? evangeline : i 'm just hanging out at rodi 's with cris . layla : are you having fun ? evangeline : yeah , actually a good time until vincent jones showed up . layla : what did he do now ? evangeline : nothing , it 's no big deal . he just ran out of here with shaun , something about one of his buildings at the docks being on fire ? i have no idea . [ scene_break ] jessica : shh , shh , shh , shh . [ phone rings ] jessica : no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no . no . hello ? antonio : that was quick . jessica : oh . i just finally got bree to sleep . antonio : rough night ? jessica : oh , i do n't know . maybe she 's teething or something . antonio : all right . well , i -- i was calling to let you know that i 'm going to be here a while . everything okay ? something up ? jessica : no , no . i 'm right here , exactly where you left me . [ scene_break ] doctor : you want to do the cut or me ? michael : i 'll do it . scalpel . marty 's voice : you hate him and you think he murdered your father . this would be the perfect way for you to pay him back . [ scene_break ] todd : now , do n't talk now . you do n't have to say anything . blair : yes . you need to know the truth , todd . todd : no , that can wait . blair : no , it -- dr. chen did a d.n.a . test . and it 's yours , todd . the baby 's yours . nurse : we 're ready for you , ms. cramer . todd : i 'll be right here . i 'm not going to leave . blair : okay . todd : i 'm not going to leave . ahem . [ next_on ] antonio : if it was arson , who do you suspect ? cristian : i know who i suspect -- you . john : i want to know what happened with truman . rex : your mom 's having a hard time . i think you should give her a break . todd : i love you , blair . you have to come back to me .
antonio and jessica are making love , when the phone rings . antonio hates to do it but he answers . jessica goes to the window and sees nash and layla walking . they are smiling and familiar . they laugh and then hug . antonio comes to jessica at the window to tell that he has been called into work . jessica ventures to the window again after antonio leaves but the baby starts crying and so she tends to her . jessica dresses the child and gets in the car to see the christmas lights . she finds nash walking and offers him a ride . he accepts and wonders what she is doing there . she tells that the baby would n't sleep . she asks about the date and learns that nash and layla hit it out of the park and will be seeing each other again . `` that 's great , `` jessica manages to say . blair is wheeled off for her surgery . `` is it mine or truman 's ? `` michael tells todd that he has to do this surgery or blair could possibly bleed out on the inside . he follows blair 's gurney out of the area . bo starts walking to todd again to cuff him . todd tells the man that his family is on the line right now and he begs to be allowed to stay at the hospital . `` blair 's pregnant ! `` bo had no idea . spencer is laying nearby on his stretcher and he overhears todd talking to bo . `` blair 's pregnant ? then we 're gon na have a family , `` spencer says . `` i got to tell blair how happy i am that we are going to have a baby , `` spencer smirks from his gurney . todd 's face turns lethal and it is a good thing that bo is there to stand before him and stop him from taking the couple of steps over to the man to fix his wagon again . `` dad ! dad ! `` starr shouts running in . `` where 's mom ? is she going to be alright ? `` she looks up into her father 's face frantic with worry . he is n't pleased to see marty and her son there , but bo explains that he left starr with marty when he got the emergency call and that there is n't anything to worry about . starr overhears spencer ranting about blair having his baby and he turns to her father horrified that this could be true . todd ca n't answer her . he does n't know . michael lets todd go and see blair but only for two minutes . todd comes to blair now . he touches her hand . `` we have to talk todd . we have to talk about the baby , `` she tells him in a small voice . starr is upset and so cole sits with her and tells her that this might not be a bad thing . maybe it will be something that brings your parents back together again . todd goes in to see blair before her surgery . she is weak but glad to see him . `` i have to talk to you . i did a dna test . the baby is yours . `` todd breathes a sigh of relief and blair is wheeled away for surgery .
antonio : hey . talia : hey . antonio : is this a line ? talia : no . bo 's on the phone . antonio : d.a . 's office ? talia : mayor . so if you , you know , want to come back later , you can . antonio : no , no , i 'll -- i 'll wait -- unless you do n't want me here for some reason . talia : i never said that . antonio : well , you did n't have to -- the way you walked out on our conversation yesterday . talia : i did n't walk out . i thought we had exhausted the subject . antonio : well , i disagree . i think there 's a lot left to say . talia : um -- like what ? huh . you do n't know why you led me on ; you do n't know why you let me make a fool out of myself . you -- you did n't want to hurt my feelings but you liked the attention . does that cover it , i think ? antonio : how about i care about you ? [ scene_break ] [ noise ] adriana : oh . [ rex groans ] adriana : rex ? oh . oh -- you did n't tell me you were going to do this . [ rex groans ] rex : help , help ! adriana : okay -- oh , you -- you are so my lumberjack of love right now . decorate now or wait till christmas eve ? rex : are n't you working today ? adriana : uh -- well , that 's the good thing about working for yourself -- you 're done when you say you 're done . hmm , i love being self - employed . rex : living on the edge , paycheck to paycheck ? adriana : make - out session to make - out session . my vote , since we need time to decide on our holiday design motif and buy all the decorations -- i say we gussy up this thing on christmas eve . you ? rex : uh -- i say now , since i 'm not sure i 'll be back in time for christmas . [ scene_break ] blair : here you go . dorian : thank you , sweetheart . oh , i 'm so looking forward to this -- the cramer women bonding over mulled cider -- ha - ha ! nouvelle cuisine , happy tales of our family history . hmm . blair : ah . sounds like torture to me . dorian : it 's going to be a very good introduction to family for langston . blair : what are you talking about , `` family `` ? you let kelly bail , you did n't even call cassie , and i 'm sure you 're going to have to kidnap adriana just to get her here . dorian : adriana is going to be here , and so are you . blair : well , is it just going to be all girls ? dorian : you have a problem with that ? blair : oh , i get it -- no men if clint ca n't be here for you , right ? man : i 've had it , manning . find your kid on your own . todd : well -- blair : what was that about ? todd : now , that was me firing my last p.i . boy , you want something done right , you got to do it yourself . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] noelle : comfy ? judge : i 'm fine for now . moe : if -- if you need anything , you -- judge : you 'll be sure to provide it . now , kindly step away from the table . singer : you ca n't change my mind marcie : is the bake - off season always this tense ? super bowl of baking -- got it . shane : must be like waiting to get picked for kickball . marcie : i hate judges . i hate them all . well , i -- i -- i just mean that , you know , it must be hard to have your fate in someone else 's hands . shane : like these two girl scouts from my school . they bake pies for the competition every year , but judge hadley -- he always makes them cry . marcie : no . gigi : it 's true , every year . this is the first year noelle 's had an a - list rival right here in paris . gigi : it 's too bad viki 's not back yet . with moe in the game , noelle could use all the support she could get . [ scene_break ] viki : so , what 'll it be , huh ? viki : okay . that 's it , then . charlie : viki , wait . viki : no . charlie : two minutes . viki : no ! charlie : one minute . viki : no , you can bargain with the bottle , charlie . you ca n't bargain with me . i -- i know this is your life , but i 'm not going to stick around and -- and watch you throw it away . charlie : no , viki , wait . viki : what ? charlie : after all this , if you never want to see me again , i can accept that . but i want you to -- i want to leave you with this one thing , please . i need you to see -- this . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] marcie : oh , i got another customer . excuse me . singer : ca n't change my mind judge hadley : each pie will be afforded a single forkful from the crust end of a cut slice , followed by a sip of water -- no ice -- after which i will assign a grade , taking into account appearance , consistency , shortness of the crust , and taste , with extra marks for originality . moe : yes , yes , we know . get on with it . judge hadley : as the 2006 paris representative , you may decide whether your pies are to be tasted first or second . noelle : second , please . i want you to leave here with the lingering taste of my texas pecan . judge hadley : so it is . bakers ready ? moe : ready . noelle : ready . [ scene_break ] marcie : mommy loves you to the moon and back -- yes . bye . bye - bye . gigi : you okay ? marcie : oh , yeah . yeah , i just -- you know , checking in with lonnie , see how tommy 's doing . gigi : i know it 's hard leaving your baby with a new sitter . marcie : yeah . you know , i just want to -- i want to run over there , you know , and i want to grab him and i want to hug him and kiss him and -- gigi : you know , he 's in good hands , okay ? marcie : i know . gigi : do n't worry . marcie : no , i -- i know that . it 's just -- he 's had so many different people taking care of him and he 's not even 2 years old yet , gigi , you know ? this is n't what i wanted for him . i wanted to be there for him , and if it was n't me , then i wanted who -- who was ever taking care of him , you know , to love him and know him . gigi : but tommy is so easygoing . shane , at that age -- he threw a fit every time i had to leave him . marcie : look how he turned out , right ? gigi : yeah . he 's still turning , but i like the general direction . okay , you have to calm down -- trust me . tommy is going to be just fine . singer : ca n't change my [ scene_break ] rex : what about here ? adriana : i know where i 'd like you to put it . [ rex sighs ] rex : i 'm not sure that i 'll be gone for christmas . adriana : what is so important that you have to miss our first christmas living together ? rex : it 's a case i 'm working on . adriana : okay . rex : i -- i need to run down a lead in texas and it needs to be soon . adriana : this is about marcie and tommy , is n't it ? rex : i visited michael earlier . adriana : i knew it . rex : he looked awful , adriana . he asked me to help him find marcie and i could n't say no . the guy 's looking at spending christmas in jail without his wife and son . adriana : i get it , and i love you for being such great friend , and i do n't see why it has to ruin our first christmas , so -- i can just go with you . [ scene_break ] blair : if they 're not looking for your son , well , then who will look for him ? dorian : and marcie 's a very clever girl . she should be able to blend in wherever she goes . speaking of going , i 'm going to go and make some phone calls . blair : you going to tell me what 's really happening here ? todd : yeah , they were expensing trips to rio de janeiro based on leads that marcie was hiding in a tree . what was i supposed to do ? blair : well , i do n't know , todd , but it sounds to me like you 're going to use christmastime to go searching for your son . you ca n't do that . dorian : oh -- excuse me , but , todd , you have a visitor . todd : ramsey . what 'd you find out ? [ scene_break ] talia : you care about me ? antonio : uh -- yeah . i mean , is n't that obvious ? you 're important to me . you 're a colleague and a friend and i would hate for our friendship to suffer just because of some misunderstanding . bo : hey -- you , two . talia : did you want to see me , sir ? bo : actually , i 'd -- i 'd like to see both of you . antonio : together ? bo : yeah , why not ? come on in . so how 's everything going , huh ? talia : good . antonio : fine . bo : `` fine , good `` ? that 's it -- just fine and good ? antonio : uh -- is there a problem with how -- bo : we just got these faxed to us from the mayor 's office if you want to have a look . crime is down by 20 % in angel square for the past six months . now , a big part of that statistic is gambling and prostitution - related crime -- that 's your squad . [ bo chuckles ] bo : i 'm proud of both of you . talia : thank you . thank you . bo : guess you must really be scrambling right now to keep this one from flying the coop , huh ? antonio : excuse me ? bo : what , you did n't -- you did n't clear this with antonio ? antonio : clear what ? talia : i -- i put in a request for a transfer from vice . antonio : effective when ? talia : as soon as possible . antonio : request denied . [ scene_break ] charlie : well , wonder if that was a mistake . viki : no . charlie : well , because i do n't think pouring a bottle of 80-proof vodka on a poor , innocent ficus was the best thing in the world for it . viki : i do n't think the ficus will care -- it 's fake . charlie : really ? huh . all that time , i thought it was thriving on my benevolent neglect . viki : no , you can breathe easy -- no dead plants on your conscience . charlie : good . because then i can focus on apologizing to a live woman who i let down . viki : do i look let down to you ? charlie : you have every right to be . viki : you did n't answer my question . charlie : i saw your expression when i opened the door . and it was that game face of somebody who 's dealing with somebody who 's a drunk and just fell off the wagon . viki : and what does my face say now ? charlie : i 'm really not sure . viki : oh , come on , charlie , you 're not that drunk . charlie : no , i do n't know . viki : you had a setback , and you 're making your way back from it and that 's a really , really hard thing to do . and i guess i 'm just really proud of you . [ scene_break ] adriana : seriously , i can just go with you . when do you want to leave ? rex : you do n't want to eat a vending machine dinner while i 'm out chasing clues . [ adriana sighs ] adriana : michael and marcie are my friends , too , and if this trip helps -- rex : what about your family ? adriana : i saw cristian and antonio this morning . i had breakfast with them . rex : come on , your family needs you . adriana : they 're dealing . and anyway , they have jamie and carlotta to keep them company . rex : what about your mom ? it will kill her if you 're not home for christmas . adriana : so ? rex : i 'm just saying that -- adriana : wait . are you trying to ditch me to avoid christmas with my mother ? [ scene_break ] todd : nothing 's really changed since the last time you barged in here , ramsey . what would you like this time ? ramsey : actually , can we have this conversation alone ? todd : no , i do n't go anywhere without my bodyguard . blair : yeah , and make it quick because we have some presents to wrap here . ramsey : all right . now , i hear the search for your boy 's hit a dead end . todd : that 's excellent . the g - man asks the desperate father of the missing kid how the search for him is going . blair : oh , you 're right -- it is excellent . ramsey : well , now , actually , thanks to john mcbain cooking his version of what happened to marty saybrooke in ireland , i have been temporary relieved of my duties , so no one is looking for your child . [ scene_break ] talia : with all due respect , i think it 's up to the commissioner to sign off on personnel decisions . antonio : sign off , yes , but there 's a procedure we follow . talia : there 's no rule that says i need clearance from a superior officer to request a transfer . antonio : i 'm not talking about rules . bo : no , i think what detective vega 's getting at right now is it 's really nice if we are all on the same page . it just helps the whole process move along smoothly . talia : i 'm sorry if you felt i went over your head . i meant no disrespect . bo : and i 'm sure that there was none taken , but now , we have talia 's transfer on the table . antonio : officer sahid stays here . talia : excuse me ? antonio : vice needs her . more than a third of our actionable intel comes from her contacts . talia : i appreciate detective vega 's assessment of my ability , but honestly , vice will continue to kick butt without me . bo : antonio , you mind giving us a minute alone here ? talia : actually , wait . um -- i -- i 'd like it if you stayed . i think you should hear this from me . um -- bo : go ahead . talia : i want out because , um , i ca n't work with detective vega . it does n't work with him and me . we just do n't have any chemistry . talia : working with detective vega has been a really rewarding experience , and i 've learned a lot from him . bo : then what 's with the transfer ? talia : we 've hit a wall and we ca n't seem to agree on how to proceed . and even if we did find common ground , we have seriously divergent ideas on what our goals should be . bo : i think that your goal is to catch bad guys and lock them up . either one of you have a problem with that ? talia : no . bo : then what 's all this double talk , huh ? talia : when we communicate , it -- when we try to talk -- bo : mm - hmm ? talia : it 's bad and that is why i need this transfer . bo : do you care to respond ? antonio : well , she 's right . except for one thing -- that i absolutely think that we can iron this out . i mean , officer sahid and -- we 've worked well together , for a long time now and then we hit a bump . and as officer sahid indicated , the problems are recent . and i think given some time , we can get past them . bo : you see , that 's what colleagues do , you know ? they hit a bump , then maybe they hit a -- a rough spot . maybe they do n't see eye to eye on a certain case , maybe something personal changes , but that does n't mean that you take the whole working relationship and you scrap it . antonio : exactly . bo : yeah . see , you 're in the trenches day in , day out , then all of a sudden when something maybe goes a little wrong between the two of you , it feels like all of a sudden you 're pushing that big ball uphill . talia : exactly . bo : okay , so what you do is you step back and you take a look and you try to figure out what the problem is . talia : commissioner , i have given this a lot of thought . and i am so grateful to have had such a good run with vice . but it 's time for me to move on . and i really hope that you wo n't stand in my way . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] moe : get back to work . gigi : why ? are you scared ? moe : get back to work . marcie : fine -- we 'll get back to work . gigi : all right , well , shane is going to stay right here . you watch him , baby . and , moe , do n't you even think about rigging this competition . judge hadley : fine job , maurice . fine job . that 's a pate brisee worthy of julia child . singers : i 'm going to pay for that but it was worth every minute judge hadley : oh -- triumph ! do i detect a hint of almond extract in that cherry filling ? noelle : you sure do . judge hadley : excellent . shane : woo - hoo , it 's on now ! singers : i was wondering why , why , why i 'm going to pay for that but i sure had a good time singer : well , the jailer said `` one phone call `` so i called my wife for the bail she told me that was the last time and i could just stay in jail yeah , we had a good thing going now she 's as good as gone i 'll be paying on the mortgage judge hadley : to submit a banoffee pie as your fourth and final entry -- the sheer audacity . moe : i wonder if texas pecan says `` audacious `` or `` been there , done that . `` noelle : if it comes down to substance over flash , a texas pecan will win every time . moe : we 'll see . marcie : oh , i 'm sorry ! oh , oh ! i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry ! i did n't mean to -- i 'm so -- i 'm sorry ! moe : you 're fired ! gigi : nobody 's getting fired . shane : mom ? moe : oh , yes , somebody is . you 're fired ! marcie : but , moe -- gigi : who do you think you are ? noelle : how could you do this to me ? marcie : i 'm sorry ! shane : mom , mom ! gigi : what ? shane : why is he making that face ? [ judge hadley gasps ] noelle : oh , no -- he 's choking ! [ scene_break ] rex : this is about helping michael and marcie . it has nothing to do with your mother . adriana : then why are you acting so weird about me going to texas ? rex : i 'm not acting weird . adriana : rex , you 've brought up everything from bad motels to christmas with my mother as reasons why i should stay in llanview . what 's going on ? rex : i do n't want you hurt , okay ? adriana : is there something dangerous about this lead you 're following up on ? talk to me ! [ ornaments clang ] rex : okay ! last michael heard , marcie was being blackmailed . adriana : oh , my god . rex : todd 's offering this huge reward -- a million bucks . somebody was threatening to turn marcie and tommy in if she did n't come up with a whole lot of cash . adriana : what did she do ? rex : i do n't know . but i do know that a certain kind of person can get real nasty when the stakes are that high . i do n't want you in texas with me if something goes wrong . adriana : well , i do n't want you to be all alone . rex , i think fast . i can get your back if you need it . rex : look , you 'll be one more person i have to worry about ! ah . i 'm sorry . adriana : no . it 's fine . you finally told the truth -- i 'm just a pain in the ass to you . rex : no , that 's not true . i trained to be a p.i . one of the rules says you do n't let your girlfriend get herself into danger if you can prevent it . adriana : rex , crazy things happen sometimes -- you ca n't control that . all you can do is be alert and as prepared as possible , which i am . rex : adriana , i would die if anything happened to you . adriana : and i feel the same way about you , but if i ca n't share your life , then what chance do we have ? dorian : ahem , ahem , ahem . did i come at a bad time ? [ scene_break ] todd : no one 's looking for my kid ? ramsey : well , the f.b.i . still has the case , but they are n't as motivated as i am . blair : oh -- to stick it to john ? ramsey : to finish what i started and find your husband 's son , and if i get a little payback on john mcbain , that 's fine with me . todd : yeah , i just want the kid . ramsey : and i want to finish this case . now , i can bring home your boy , but you 'll have to help me . [ scene_break ] adriana : what are you doing here , mom ? dorian : well , i hope i 'm not interrupting , but someone left the doors wide open and , besides which , i could hear you both halfway down the hall . adriana : and yet , you did n't decide to come back later ? rex : or at least wait and eavesdrop until we 're done talking . dorian : oh , but that would 've been so rude . i wanted to bring you this , for your new home . mm - hmm . oh , yes -- and i personally wanted to hand you this . adriana : thanks . now , if you 'll excuse us -- dorian : are n't you going to open it ? rex : go ahead , adriana . i can wait . [ adriana sighs ] adriana : `` cordially invite you to a cramer women christmas eve at la boulaie . `` dorian : i 'm having a little gathering , hmm . adriana : i 'm busy . dorian : it 's going to be very simple but very sophisticated -- just the cousins , no boys allowed , and delicious food and , of course , we 'll sing a few carols . adriana : i 'm busy that night . rex : you two having a fight ? adriana : what was your first clue ? dorian : absolutely not . adriana : my mother does n't think you 're good enough for me . rex : no ! i 'm shocked ! that could n't possibly be true , could it , dorian ? dorian : you are so wrong and i 'm going to prove it . rex , i hope you will do us the great honor of joining us christmas eve at la boulaie . yes -- we 'll even make you an honorary cramer woman . [ dorian chuckles ] [ scene_break ] charlie : so , who ratted me out , hmm ? who -- who tipped you off that i was in the bag ? viki : i do n't kiss and tell . charlie : ah , come on . you can tell me . viki : sorry . charlie : hmm . i swear -- i wo n't do anything to him . i mean , maybe i 'll cut him off my christmas card list , but other than that -- viki : charlie ? you have more friends in this town than you know . charlie : i -- i hope that you did n't cut your trip short for me . viki : and what if i did ? how do you feel ? charlie : my name is charlie , and i 've been sober for -- what , about nine minutes ? viki : how about i buy you lunch , huh ? you hungry ? charlie : i 'm starved . viki : the bon - jour okay ? charlie : that 'll be perfect , but please do n't try to talk me into getting any of moe 's fancy french specials because i do n't think i could take it . need some grease . viki : okay , it 's a date . charlie : okay -- whoa , wait . do n't -- do n't go . um -- i 'm -- i 'm smelling like skid row . viki : so take a shower . charlie : okay , but let 's just call it lunch , could we ? i mean , because the state i 'm in i think would dishonor the dates that we have had , which i have found , quite frankly , to be perfect . viki : i 'll tell you what -- go and take your shower and we 'll have lunch and at the end of it , we can decide if it was perfect enough to upgrade to `` date , `` hmm ? [ scene_break ] gigi : here , um -- noelle : we 're sorry . we 're so sorry . gigi : try to drink some water . have some water . noelle : do n't die . gigi : here you go -- water ? noelle : please do n't die ! moe : i 'll get the first - aid kit . gigi : he does n't need a band - aid , moe . he needs the heimlich -- does anyone know how to do it ? marcie : i do ! well , well , i do . my -- my husband taught me . moe : well , what are you waiting for ? heimlichize him ! marcie : okay ! okay . i 'm going to sit you up . noelle : ooh . marcie : okay , ready ? [ marcie groans , grunts ] shane : gross ! [ scene_break ] antonio : keeping you in vice when you really do n't want to be here would be a disservice to you and to the work we do . bo : what does that mean ? you 're okay with this ? antonio : she 's a good cop . she 's always conducted herself in a professional manner . her absence will be my loss -- and the department 's . bo : now , well , you can speak for yourself , antonio . my plan is to keep officer sahid around . talia : thank you , bo . bo : all right . i will file your request and then i 'll sign off on it as soon as something opens up in another division . talia : is it possible to get a time frame on that ? bo : well , there 's nothing open right now . talia : nothing ? bo : nothing , so you 're going to have to continue working vice . you 're going to have to continue working with detective vega until something opens up , and i 'm sorry but that 's the best i can do , unless you 'd like me to farm you out to cherryvale . they got something open over there . antonio : what -- they lose one of their two cops ? bo : no , no , no , but they 're -- they 're downsizing now . they 're looking for somebody that can work vice , fraud , and robbery homicide . antonio : get out of here . talia : you know what , bo ? make the call . talia : i 'd rather quit while i 'm ahead . antonio : but cherryvale ? talia : it 's a fresh start . antonio : in retirement living . you 'll end up looking for -- for stolen bikes and -- and missing hikers . antonio : is that what you want ? talia : you know what ? i want to be a cop , that 's it . so i would really appreciate it -- bo : i will call the chief over there and i 'll let you know what he says . talia : thank you . excuse me . antonio : talia , wait . talia : let it go . antonio : you just asked for a transfer -- you quit your job and you 're moving to another town in less than 10 minutes . talia : i think it 's the best thing for both of us . antonio : do you really want to get away from me that badly ? [ scene_break ] adriana : rex wo n't be able to make it . dorian : why not ? adriana : an important case is taking him out of town . dorian : oh , how sad . really , this is so disappointing . at christmas -- well , it 's awful . rex : i 'll be back for the big day . dorian : good . most importantly , you do not want to disappoint your clients . it 's really important that you not jeopardize your reputation by seeming to do a haphazard investigation . adriana : rex does n't cut corners . you should know that since you hired him . rex : she 's the best , is n't she ? see , she 's my incentive to do this job right and fast -- along with that special gift i 'm planning on giving her . adriana : you discussed my gift with my mother ? rex : well , want it to be perfect . and who knows perfect better than your mother ? dorian : thank you -- i find that very flattering . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : i 'm sorry you wo n't be able to make it . you show up at 7 : 00 and , well , wear something festive . rex : i 'll walk you out . dorian : okay . rex : expect a visit christmas night . i 'm sure adriana will want to show you her new engagement ring . [ dorian gasps ] dorian : you found something you can afford ? rex : no worries , ma . your son - in - law - to - be would never do your daughter wrong . [ scene_break ] todd : how can you help me if you 're suspended ? ramsey : you need a p.i . i 'm available . todd : oh , i get it . the vengeful , out - of - work civil servant tries to extort money from the millionaire dad desperate to find his son . ramsey : hmm . my reputation took a hit when john mcbain insisted i intended the death of marty saybrooke . todd : yeah , whoever killed marty deserves to fry , and if that 's you , so be it . is there anything else , ramsey ? ramsey : in new jersey , i was there . decatur , new orleans -- i was there . if i had n't been on the terrorist ryerson case , i would 've been in texas , too -- i had marcie 's trail . now , you want a bunch of puppy g-1s taking up the search , that 's up to you , but given the proper resources , i will flush marcie mcbain out and return your son home . blair : `` flush marcie out `` ? what 's going to happen to marcie ? ramsey : what do you want to have happen to her ? [ scene_break ] moe : well , who won ? judge hadley : are you out of your ever - loving mind ? you people almost killed me ! moe : you 're still alive , are n't you ? noelle : oh , we are so sorry for this mishap , mr. hadley . just tell us what we need to do to help you make your final decision . judge hadley : my final -- my final decision ? i would n't let any of your pies into the bake - off if my life depended on it , which apparently it does ! moe : now , you wait just a minute . it says right here in the rules -- judge hadley : i am the rules and there is no way i 'm going to reward either of you , not after what you almost did to me ! shane : that is n't fair ! noelle : you 're darn tootin ' ! judge hadley : i 'll never step foot in this town again ! moe : well ! then how about a parting gift ? judge hadley : i 'd rather swallow tacks ! moe : i insist ! [ noelle gasps ] noelle : oh ! gigi : hey , stubbs ? moe : oh , oh , oh -- [ laughter and cheers ] moe : hey , kid ? shane : yeah ? moe : you still like cake ? shane : no ! wait , wait ! marcie : he 's just a kid ! moe : oh , shut up , sally ann ! this whole thing 's your fault ! [ scene_break ] antonio : you do n't want to do this . talia : yes , i do . antonio : you 're taking this too far ! talia : you know what ? that 's the thing -- i do n't think cherryvale is far enough away . antonio : oh , okay , what can i do ? what can i do to make this better ? talia : you ca n't do anything . this is on me . it was on me before and it 's on me now , right ? antonio : that 's not true . talia : look , i 'm sorry i got a crush on you . i 'm sorry i told you . i 'm sorry for everything , but this is my decision . antonio : this is what you really want ? talia : does n't matter -- it 's done . [ scene_break ] dorian : i 've never been denied access to my sister before , dr. bonner . dr. bonner : we 're not denying you access . we 're just asking that you respect her daily schedule . dorian : fine . i 'll just wait here until she wakes up from her nap . dr. bonner : well , after that , she will be expected in therapy , dr. lord . dorian : there 's nothing wrong with my sister , is there ? dr. bonner : no . no , no , no . she 's in perfect health . we 're just trying to avoid any unplanned disruptions that might hinder her progress , and as a doctor , i imagine you understand that . dorian : yes . but i want to be certain that she 'll be able to attend a family gathering i 'm having on christmas eve . dr. bonner : absolutely . she 'll be there , i will see to it personally . dorian : thank you , dr. bonner . [ scene_break ] gigi : well , my word ! marcie : oh , no . gigi : let 's get you two cleaned up . we 're taking the rest of the day off , moe . moe : she 's fired . noelle : oh ! moe : you 've got to work ! gigi : kiss it , moe ! welcome back , viki . come on . [ laughter ] judge hadley : i am warning you both -- i had better not see either of you within 100 paces of the dallas bake - off ! [ laughter ] moe : noelle -- noelle : i hate you ! [ noelle cries ] viki : well , i 'm guessing pie is out of the question . [ scene_break ] todd : blair , is n't this where you beg for their lives ? blair : todd , i just think that maybe you should see marcie 's side of the story . and you know john tried to help us any way that he could . the other two -- they can rot in hell . ramsey : so , we have a deal ? todd : deal . [ next_on ] cole : i need to know if you 're going to charge john mcbain with shooting miles laurence . blair : i have n't told you what i want for christmas . rex : morasco ? gigi : balsom ?
antonio and talia share some awkward moments together outside of bo 's office . antonio lets talia know that he cares about her . this totally takes talia by surprise . rex brings home a christmas tree . adriana wants to decorate the tree on christmas eve , but rex tells her that he will be out of town . blair and dorian arrive back from a huge shopping spree . dorian lets blair know about the al - girl christmas celebration . todd fires his latest private investigator and decides to find his son himself . the cook - off begins at the bon jour café between noelle and moe . viki gives charlie an ultimatum . charlie pours out his liquor . viki starts to walk out on charlie , but he stops her . a catastrophe occurs with the judge of the pie competition which results in marcie being fired .
babe : we need a doctor . my baby -- my baby 's burning up ! doctor : how long has his temperature been like this ? jamie : not long . just all of a sudden -- kelly : he gets high temperatures all the time . he 's prone to ear infections . babe : no , it 's something more than that . i 've never even seen him like this before . doctor : which one of you is the baby 's mother ? babe and kelly : i am . nurse : what 's his name ? kelly : ace . babe : james . kelly : it does n't matter . can you please just tell us what 's wrong with him ? jamie : you have to let them take him , babe . [ scene_break ] bo : hey , kev . kevin : hey . sorry to come by so late . bo : any word on ace ? kevin : no . actually , i came by as your nephew . bo : come on in . kevin : thanks . listen , i know i have n't been very close to the family lately . bo : huh , you might say that . kevin : well , anyway , i could use some advice , off the record , you know , if you 'll hear me out . bo : sure . i ca n't guarantee that i 'll tell you what you want to hear . [ scene_break ] adriana : hi ! duke : hi . waiting for somebody ? adriana : no . i 'm so glad you 're back . how 'd it go ? duke : long story . adriana : i wanted to call , but i was afraid your dad was trying to use me to find kelly , and i did n't want to blow it . duke : i 'm sorry he gave you such a hard time . adriana : it 's okay . i gave him an even harder one . [ scene_break ] jessica : this is n't going to work . it 's not going to work with you watching me . antonio : why not ? jessica : please , antonio , just -- you just got to go . john : i think she 's trying to say you 're making her nervous . antonio : this is between jess and me . jessica : listen , guys , okay -- antonio , if i 'm ever going to remember what i saw , who killed tico , i just -- i got to do it alone . antonio : okay . [ scene_break ] mrs. bigelow : because that 's the way mr. manning wants it done . do i have to remind you what happens to people who do n't follow orders ? blair : where is he ? mrs. bigelow : how the hell do i know ? blair : because , mrs. b , you seem to be the only one that he seems to confide in when he 's up to something . oh , cut the tears and just answer the question -- where is he ? mrs. bigelow : all right . okay . i 'll tell you . but i 'm not sure you can handle it . [ scene_break ] margaret : i took one of those fertility tests , and i 'm ripe ! oh , tonight is the perfect night for us to make a baby together . a sweet , adorable , little baby boy who looks exactly like you ! todd : now is not the only time you 're going to be ripe , darling . maybe if we wait -- margaret : no we 're not going to wait ! we are going to have sex , and then , in nine months , i am going to have a little baby boy . and when he looks at me , he is going to love me like no one else ever has . so , what do i need to do to get you to rise to the occasion ? [ scene_break ] john : all right , so you 're standing outside tico 's room . jessica : i remember it was -- it was quiet . it was really quiet . and then i saw someone . john : someone ? was it a man ? was it a woman ? jessica : it was some -- it was definitely -- oh , i can almost see it . [ phone rings ] jessica : the phone 's not even -- john : son of a -- natalie : hello ? hey , mom . how 's it going at the love center ? well , she would be doing a lot better if john would just let her get some rest . hold on . it 's mom . jessica : hi , mom . no , i 'm fine . i 'm just -- natalie 's just being really overprotective . john : may i ask what your problem is ? natalie : my problem ? john : mm - hmm . natalie : my problem is that my sister just got out of the hospital . you 're all over her , and she 's driving herself crazy . you 're only making it worse . john : natalie , i know this is difficult because you are personally involved . natalie : so are you . john , who is it ? who 's your main suspect ? is it jessica , antonio ? cristian ? john : let 's get one thing straight , all right ? if i do n't find the truth , bo will or the f.b.i . or the i.n.l . better me than some stranger who does n't care about these people , does n't care about you . so do me a favor -- drop the attitude . understand that i know what 's going on here ; i know what the effect is on all of us . [ scene_break ] cristian : what 's up with this mcbain guy ? antonio : he 's just doing his job . cristian : oh , right . like he did in vegas ? why the hell did bo hire him , anyway ? antonio : hey , he 's a good cop , okay ? look , he 's pulled me out of the fire more than once . cristian : yeah , well , i have n't had a chance to find out what a standup guy mcbain is . thanks to him , i spent the last year of my life wondering if i 'd be better off dead . antonio : yeah , well , give him a chance . cristian : yeah ? are you willing to give him a chance with jessica ? \ [ scene_break ] kevin : look , i did n't come by for a pat on the back . i just -- i wanted to tell you -- bo : what is on your agenda tonight , mr . lieutenant governor ? kevin : did i come at a bad time ? bo : no , no , it 's nothing , it 's nothing . nora was just here . we had a big fight . i guess it 's been brewing for years , you know ? kevin : yeah , well , you two have a lot of history . bo : well , i wish there was a way that i could figure out how i could never deal with her again . but matthew , work -- i see her all the time . she just dropped by , and i happened to be entertaining a guest . we 're divorced , you know ? we never fought like that when we were married . kevin : well , sometimes i hate kelly , too . i know that sounds bad , but -- bo : where is kelly ? kevin : off the record ? bo : is that what you wanted to talk about -- kelly ? kevin : she got a lead on ace . she went after him herself . last i knew , she was in florida , but my guy lost her a few days ago . bo : okay , did you call the f.b.i . ? hey , kev , come on , we 're talking about your son here . kevin : look , bo -- bo : i 'll call them . kevin : listen , please . i just -- i just do n't know where she is . bo : i do n't get it . you both love that little baby . he 's been missing for over a month . she knows who took him ? kevin : i think she does . bo : what are n't you telling me here , kev ? why 's kelly keeping secrets from you ? [ scene_break ] kelly : the first time ace got a high fever , i freaked out . i ran to the hospital in the middle of the night with my pajamas on . the pediatrician gave him some aspirin and fluids , watched him for a little while , and then sent us home . babe : but what if it 's more than that this time ? kelly : babies get ear infections all the time . ace 's fever is his way of burning it off . babe : my mama said that when i was a baby , i got ear infections all the time , too . jamie : how long 's that doctor been in there ? i 'm sorry . i 'm just not good at waiting like this . i 'm going to go find the cafeteria . babe : i 'll wait . kelly : you can go if you want . i 'll let you know if there 's any word . babe : would you really ? or would you find another way to steal james from me again ? kelly : ace is sick . i would never take a chance with his health just so -- i 'm not going to steal him . babe : we did the d.n.a . tests , kelly , and i am his mother , his biological mother . kelly : i 'm the only mother he 's ever known , and he is my son just as much as if i 'd given birth to him . jamie : but you did n't give birth to him . babe : jamie , can you just give me a minute , please ? kelly : i 'm not saying i have any claim to him , but i know my son . i know the sound his breath makes when he 's sleeping . i know the way he laughs when he splashes me in the bathtub . i know the sound he makes when he wakes up in the morning . it 's the most beautiful sound i 've ever heard . i look down at him in his crib and he smiles up at me . babe : and all those smiles were supposed to be for me . kelly : maybe . maybe . but i know him and i know what he needs . does he reach out and pull your hair ? does he think you 're his mother ? or does he think his mother is me ? [ scene_break ] kevin : look , i do n't understand why kelly does what she does . she 's shut me out completely . bo : yeah , but can you blame her ? you were pretty rough on her in that custody trial . kevin : i was fighting for my son . bo : yeah , but you used ace to punish her for sleeping with manning . kevin : all right , look , kelly is a lousy mother . she was eating tranquilizers like they were candy . she let margaret cochran kidnap him on her watch , for crying out loud . bo : i know , and now he 's been kidnapped on your watch . kev , i do n't understand , because , i mean , i 'm furious at nora right now , but i ca n't imagine anything that would make me want to take matthew away from her . kevin : yeah , well , you do n't know the whole story . bo : yeah , but i do n't need to know it . the only story that really matters right now is that both of you have lost ace and each other . [ scene_break ] todd : get the hell off me . blair 's the only one i want . margaret : do you really think that blair is ever going to want to see you again ? todd : yes . if i were you , i 'd shut up about blair . margaret : oh , and if i were you , i would just concentrate on getting in the mood . todd : or what ? margaret : or i 'm going to pay a little visit to your pathetic family . [ scene_break ] blair : you know where todd is ? you know and you did n't tell me ? good god , do you have any idea what i 've been through ? mrs. bigelow : honestly , i have n't had a moment to think since mr. manning 's disappearance . but `` the sun `` is going to be on the newsstands at 6 : 00 a.m. , just like every other morning , in his honor . blair : oh , i know what 's going on . you two are involved in some scam together . and that goodbye note -- that was part of it , tell me , right ? mrs. bigelow : did it say anything about me ? blair : no . no . it was just pure , unadulterated todd -- how he was going to screw up again , how he was n't worthy of my love , how -- you know , i thought i was supposed to decide that . mrs. bigelow : i thought mr. manning and i were a team . blair : oh , please , mrs. bigelow . if you know something , tell me . please tell me that he was part of some scam . i promise you i will not be mad . i just -- i need to know what happened . mrs. bigelow : no , you do n't . blair : i 'm losing my mind here . please ! mrs. bigelow : mr. manning is dead . [ scene_break ] jessica : that makes me crazy . i ca n't believe it . i just -- it was almost there . i almost saw the person 's face . [ phone rings ] natalie : hey , hey , hey . it 's okay . we know you 're trying to help , but we all want this to be over with . john : mcbain . thank you . that was forensics . tico 's life support was disconnected at exactly 8 : 27 p.m . antonio : so i guess you want me to prove where i was at 8 : 27 p.m. ? john : not just you , antonio . all of you . [ scene_break ] kevin : i 'm not proud of some of the things i 've done , but i love my son . there 's just something about that kid , you know ? the whole world can be angry at me , but ace sees me walk in a room and his whole face lights up , you know ? did n't realize how much that meant to me until someone took him away . bo : you know , kev , you do have another son . kevin : oh , yeah , duke . ca n't do anything right as far as he 's concerned . bo : yeah , but whose fault is that ? kevin : okay , maybe i could 've spent a little more time with him when he was growing up , but i ca n't do anything to change that . bo : i know , but , see , now you might be making the same mistakes with ace . you fought for sole custody . you trashed his mother . you alienated the family . now when he gets older and he finds out what you did -- kevin : okay , that 's enough , that 's enough ! bo : kev , look , you came by for some advice . just hear me out . i think you might want to find a way to work things out . otherwise , god , you could wake up some morning and find out you 've lost everything . kevin : well , maybe i already have . babe : i did n't have the chance to be james ' mama . paul took that away from me . but i was a good mama to bess all those months . kelly : while her real mother thought she was dead . you 're no different than me . babe : i know . we both know what it 's like to lose a son . kelly : i 'm sorry . babe : i know how much you love that little boy , kelly . kelly : i can see how much you love him , too . babe : is n't it funny the way his little ears -- when they move when he giggles ? jamie : is there any word ? kelly : i 'm good . doctor : the baby 's going to be just fine . [ scene_break ] blair : how do you know that todd is dead ? mrs. bigelow : because he would never leave without giving me explicit instructions about the newspaper -- about everything . i know that man 's life as if it were my own . he was n't planning to leave you or the children or `` the sun . `` if mr. manning is gone , it 's -- it 's because he 's gone . blair : well , i do n't believe you . mrs. bigelow : because you do n't want to . but deep down inside , that 's what you 're thinking , too . [ scene_break ] todd : so if i do n't perform for you , you 're going to go after my family ? margaret : you just keep forcing me to do these terrible things . these terrible , terrible things . but i know that you 're really attracted to me . todd : threatening my wife and kids is n't exactly a turn - on . margaret : she is not your wife ! i am ! i 'm the one that you spent your wedding night with ! todd : i do n't want you anywhere near my family . margaret : fine . then let 's get started . [ scene_break ] cristian : what is this , the new cop drill ? you 're guilty until proven innocent ? john : it 's just procedure , cris . natalie : i think it 's bull . jessica : it 's okay , natalie . it 's okay . john , all i remember is walking to tico 's room . i do n't remember what time it was or if anybody saw me , okay ? antonio : that 's because you were passed out . john : you went for a walk around that time , did n't you , cris ? cristian : was n't wearing my watch . john : i 'll take it that means no one can verify where you were at 8 : 27 . cristian : take it whichever way you want . antonio : i was in the hospital chapel with ma . i told you that . john : around 8 : 27 ? antonio : i do n't know . but maybe adriana will remember . john : good , now we ' e getting somewhere . antonio : you sure you 're okay with this ? jessica : all i want to do is remember . antonio : we 'll get through this , i promise . natalie : john , my sister is about to have a breakdown any minute . i know her . thought i knew you , too . john : until jessica remembers what she saw -- natalie : what she did , according to you . john : until jessica remembers what she saw , this is n't going to be over for any of us . [ scene_break ] duke : is everything okay ? adriana : yeah . tonio 's coming here . he wants to talk to me about something . but before he does , tell me what happened with kelly . duke : well , she 's doing a lot better . i was able to pull some strings , call in a favor , and help her get some information about the things she needed . adriana : wow , you sounded just like your dad right now . duke : well , my dad gets his info from mobsters and spin doctors . i get mine from guys who brand cattle and know right from wrong . kevin : hello . nice of you to let me know you 're back . duke : you know what , dad , i 'm tired . can we fight tomorrow ? kevin : no . [ scene_break ] doctor : well , you were right , it was an ear infection . we 're hydrating him , and then he 's fine to go . nurse : we ca n't release the baby until a parent fills out the paperwork . kelly : could you give us a moment , please ? jamie : kelly , you have to face it , babe is his mother . kelly : i do n't know how you 're involved in this , but please could you just -- just give us a minute ? kelly : my baby , the baby i had with kevin -- he died . and it 's been almost a year . so i guess it 's time for me to face that . i know you really want to blame paul for everything that happened , but the fact is i begged him to find me a child . i thought my husband would love me if i had a baby to keep us together . and when he put ace in my arms for the first time , i knew that i could never let him go . and here i am . i have to try and do what i could n't do before . i have to try and leave here without my baby . no matter how hard i want him to be mine , he 's not . i can see that you love him . i can see that you 're his mother . babe : thank you , kelly . i promise you , i 'm going to try to be as good of a mama to him as you were . [ scene_break ] blair : he would never leave without saying goodbye to his children . i feel that . i know that i will see him again . mrs. bigelow : i hope you 're right . blair : you really do n't know where he is , do you ? mrs. bigelow : but i have been busting my canned hams to keep this newspaper running . it 's what mr. manning would expect . i mean , what would he think if he knew that i gave up on him so quickly ? maybe you 're right . maybe he is out there . maybe i can use a little of my black magic and get a bead on him . blair : oh , todd . what have you done ? [ scene_break ] todd : i 'll be ready in a sec . margaret : do you want some champagne ? todd : i think it 's going to take more than champagne . margaret : are you saying that i 'm not attractive ? todd : no , no , no . it 's my legs . they 're in a lot of pain , and i do n't think i 'll be able to concentrate on you . margaret : well , if i get you some pain pills , then will you make love to me ? todd : i ca n't promise you anything . margaret : well , i guess i 'll have to convince you . todd : what does that mean ? margaret : oh , you know . when you want to have sex with someone and , what , they are n't in the mood or -- or they 're too drunk or they hate you and you do it anyway ? does that ring a bell ? todd : was a long time ago . margaret : listen ; maybe you need to learn a lesson so you never do it again . todd : margaret , it does n't really work that way . a woman ca n't force herself on a man . margaret : oh , do n't be too sure about that . hmm ? you be a good boy while i 'm gone , and you lie there and you dream about all the fun we 're going to have making our little baby boy ! [ scene_break ] bo : hey , matthew , it 's dad . how you doing ? yeah , i know , i know . it 's late . but i just called because i wanted to see if you wanted to add anything to that christmas list . no , no , i do n't need to speak to your mom . i just wanted to call , tell you i love you . thanks . i 'll see you , son . [ scene_break ] antonio : thanks for meeting me . adriana : yeah . what 's up ? what 's wrong ? antonio : well , do you remember the night tico was killed , when we were at the chapel ? adriana : how could i forget it ? antonio : well , the police believe he was killed at 8 : 27 , and they believe that i was the one who killed him . adriana : so what do you want from me ? antonio : an alibi . [ scene_break ] kevin : i know you were with kelly . duke : that 's right . kevin : she pulled you right in , did n't she ? duke : dad , she told me everything -- that paul stole ace and that she 's trying to find ace 's mother . kevin : oh , so now you know i 'm not the only bad guy in the situation . duke : that 's one way to look at it , i guess . kevin : is that why you came back ? duke : no . once she told me the truth , i did everything i could to help her . [ scene_break ] babe : kelly ? do you want to hold him before we go ? kelly : yeah . hey , sweetheart . hi . hello . hello . oh , that 's okay . i know . going to the doctor 's no fun , huh ? look how big you got , and so handsome . he looks like you . babe : you think so ? kelly : yeah . oh , you are going to be a great , big boy one day . yes , you are . yes , you are , great , big man . yes , you are . you 're going to make us all proud , are n't you ? yes , you will . babe : maybe once things calm down , we can -- we can send you some pictures . kelly : i 'd really like that . um , would you please give him this for me ? you can tell him that -- that he blessed these two people so much by being in their lives . and even though he probably wo n't remember us , you can tell him that we loved him so much and that there are two people out there that are sending him love no matter where he is or what he 's doing . [ james cries ] kelly : i know , baby . please , please just let him know how much we loved him . i know . [ scene_break ] john : hey , look ; sometimes it helps to try to remember other things . maybe the sounds in the hospital or the smells . jessica : i 'm trying . i swear to god i 'm trying . cristian : do n't beat yourself up , jess . john : just a few more minutes , jess , okay ? you 're standing outside tico 's room and -- jessica : i ca n't . i just -- john : hey . you all right ? you okay ? jessica : i 'm fine , i 'm fine . natalie : okay , that 's enough . that 's enough . she 's exhausted . if you do n't back off , jessica 's going to end up right back in the hospital . cristian : oh , he does n't care about that . all he cares about is being a good cop . natalie : look , babe , can you go check on jess , make sure she 's okay ? cristian : yeah . yeah , i 'll go check on jess . natalie : thanks . what do i have to do , get a restraining order ? my god , tico deserved to die . after everything he 's done to my family ? let me ask you this -- if you go after the killer , are you just going to finish the thing that tico started in the first place and destroy us all ? john : i do n't expect you to understand the job , natalie , or the oath that we take , the oath that we live by , and , as a result , the lousy duty we have to perform sometimes even when it affects the people that we care about . now , you want me to bury this case because tico was scum , right ? okay . fine . where 's that get us ? does that bring jessica any peace ? hmm ? does it make her safe ? or does she spend the rest of her life wondering if antonio killed tico ? what about you ? you and cris , do you live happily ever after because you stuck your head in the sand ? natalie : we 're fine . john : yeah , if you say so . natalie : what 's that supposed to mean ? john : it means you know how to answer that question better than i would . natalie : all right , get out ! john : i 'm going , but i 'm not the one you 're mad at . [ scene_break ] adriana : i 'm sorry , antonio , i ca n't give you an alibi . antonio : why not ? adriana : because if the murder happened right before 8 : 30 , i was at the hospital coffee shop with duke . i was upset after you and i talked , and he offered to buy me a cup of tea and we went upstairs . the clerk said they were short - staffed and they were closing in five minutes -- at 8 : 30 . i know you did n't kill tico , but i 'd be lying if i said we were together when it happened . [ scene_break ] kevin : hey , did you help kelly find ace ? ace 's mother ? oh , god , duke . did she give him back ? [ scene_break ] duke : are you ready to go ? adriana : yeah . [ scene_break ] kelly : i do n't want you to worry about a thing , okay , sweetheart ? your mother 's going to take good care of you . i know that . and i want you to be a good boy for her , okay ? huh ? i want you to call her `` mother `` and -- and reach out and grab her pretty hair so she knows that you love her . okay ? and do n't -- do n't worry about anything , okay ? do n't worry about me because i will be just fine . and i want you to know that when you fall asleep and you feel something , something quiet way back in your mind , that 's me . that 's me listening to you breathe . babe : we really have to go , kelly . kelly : okay . okay . i love you . i love you . i love you . okay . okay . there you go . be good . babe : thank you . good luck . kelly : you , too . [ scene_break ] blair : todd . come on , just -- just give me five minutes , all right ? five minutes . maybe i 'll understand . just -- five minutes , that 's all i ask . then i 'll let you go . [ scene_break ] todd : no , come on . come on , get up , get up . get up . come on , for blair . for blair . [ next_on ] nora : what is matthew going to say when he finds out his parents have declared world war iii on each other ? riley : i have to know how you got this ! be straight with me . blair : margaret , i think we need to have a little talk . todd : i have a feeling she 's not going to give up on me , ever .
john goes to llanfair to try to get jessica remember who pulled tico 's life support . she is close to remembering when the phone interrupts her train of thought . jessica asks antonio to leave because she ca n't concentrate when he 's there . john then gets a phone call telling him of the exact time that tico 's life support was unplugged . jessica gets more frustrated and natalie is upset with john because she 's afraid he 's pushing too hard and jessica will have a breakdown . jessica runs upstairs and natalie asks chris to follow her . natalie yells at john to get out . john leaves but tells her that she 's not really mad at him – he 's just an excuse . kevin goes to see bo to get some `` off the record `` advice . bo tells him that the custody battle over ace left kevin did no one any good . kevin says that kelly was a bad mother and margaret kidnapped ace under kelly 's watch . bo counters that ace has now been stolen under kevin 's watch . bo tells kevin that he should focus on the son that he 's got right now – duke . antonio goes to find adriana at rodi 's for an alibi . she refuses to give him an alibi because she remembers being with duke at that exact time . she tells antonio that she loves him , but she wo n't lie for him . kevin comes into rodi 's and sees duke . he confronts duke about helping kelly find ace . duke refuses to give him any information . kelly , babe , and jamie race ace ( baby james ) to the hospital because of a high fever . there 's a little confusion when both babe and kelly claim to be the mother . kelly tells babe that it was n't all paul 's fault – he only did what she asked him to do . kelly tearfully gives the baby to babe . she tells babe to take good care of him . babe promises to be as good a mother as kelly was . blair goes to see mrs. bigelow . mrs. bigelow decides that todd must be dead because he did n't leave her any instructions on how to run `` the sun `` . blair believes that mrs. b. really does n't know where todd is . at the cabin , margaret is trying to convince todd to impregnate her . todd refuses telling her he is in too much pain to concentrate on that . margaret offers to get him some pain medicine . she then decides to give him a taste of his own medicine - rape . todd tells her that it 's impossible for her to rape him . she goes off to get him some medicine . todd manages to get himself untied from the bed . he ca n't stand on his legs , but realizes he needs to get to blair .
todd : hey . blair : hey . todd : hey . blair : hi . todd : did you -- did you talk to evangeline ? blair : yeah . she just got back from harrisburg , but she 's going to stop by when she can . todd : and you gave her the stuff that balsom dug up about margaret ? blair : yeah , she said she would read it through . todd : what about the autopsy reports ? you said they 're bogus , right ? blair : well , i did n't have to do that . you pretty much said that when you asked her to do the second one . todd : there 's no way she was strangled . blair : she was , todd , with human hands . all the reports indicate that , including the one that you had evangeline do , the independent one . todd : yeah , both of them are wrong . blair : well , no , they 're not , because i had spencer look them over . what ? todd : you went to spencer with this ? blair : would you just not bring up spencer and let 's look at what the real problem is here ? look , if you did n't kill margaret , then someone else did . [ scene_break ] david : you enjoying yourself , boozing it up with the buchanan 's ? last week martinis with asa , today wine with clint . maybe tomorrow you 'll enjoy a pitcher of margaritas with bo at the hospital . dorian : por que no ? sounds like a lovely idea . david : yeah , and at this rate , you 'll be pimping out your girls to the next cowpoke holding a branding iron . dorian : how dare you ! i would rather associate with the most despicable member of asa 's family than any member of yours . [ scene_break ] jessica : i ca n't believe that you did this for our baby . antonio : well , i do n't know if tess was that impressed , but i knew you would get it . i know how much this new life means to you . it 's what brought you back to me . jessica : right now it feels like tess is a million miles away . antonio : yeah . let 's keep it that way . [ scene_break ] natalie : ahem . since bo 's out of commission , d.a . hughes needs you to sign a court notice to release the files for the manning case , lieutenant . it 's all right there . is there anything else ? john : natalie , can we just -- natalie : if that 's all , sir -- john : no . that 's not all . [ scene_break ] cristian : what happened in harrisburg ? am i getting out ? evangeline : well , i used to clerk for one of the supreme court judges , so i took your case to him and he called a special session . i presented your case , i cited all the precedents we discussed , but most importantly , i got carlo hesser 's taped confession of how he programmed you to kill tico santi on the record . cristian : ok . so are they going to overturn my conviction ? am i going to be able to spend christmas with natalie ? [ scene_break ] adriana : we got my mom , carlotta , antonio , jamie . we got everyone . duke : hey , i do n't see my name anywhere on this list . adriana : that 's because you already have everything . duke : well , i do now . adriana : actually , i can think of something that you might like to unwrap . duke : mm - hmm . [ knock on door ] adriana : i should get that . ahem . duke : yeah . adriana : oh -- rex : good news , duchess . duke : great . we would love to hear it , rex . adriana : not a great time , rex . rex : no , go ahead , finish what you were doing . i 'll just tell bo you ca n't see cristian . adriana : bo got me in ? rex : bo and i got you in . but visiting hours are just about over , and you 're very busy . adriana : uh -- no , no , no . uh -- i 'm on my way . let me just finish up . rex : missed a button . duke : hold on , rex . we need to get a few things straight . [ scene_break ] john : so i 'm `` lieutenant `` now ? natalie : there 's a few other names i 'd like to call you , but i 'm trying to keep this professional , lieutenant . is there anything else ? john : no . well , i hope maybe you 'll be able to call me by my first name again . natalie : is that what you hope ? that we can go and shoot some pool together , have a couple beers , and talk about the old good old times ? john : i guess maybe that would be a start . natalie : hmm . what exactly would we talk about ? i mean , what -- what would be a safe topic ? i mean , we could talk about the department . atlantic city . or how you slept with me knowing i was still married , that you knew my husband was alive and rotting in jail . or how he was the one who put you up to all of this . are those the good old times you want to talk about , john ? you know what sucks about all of this ? you were my best friend . john : i 'm still your friend . natalie : you were the one i could talk to about anything . you were strong for me when i could n't deal on my own . you were there for me when i needed you . i really need a friend right now , john . but thanks to you , i have nothing . i have nothing but lies and betrayal and a ton of questions , questions that i have no one to work through with . because you not only killed whatever love that we had between us , but you also killed the friendship . john : it does n't have to be that way . [ scene_break ] evangeline : the supreme court is still deliberating . cristian : what does that mean ? evangeline : we have to wait . cristian : you 'd think i have that down by now . all right , how long ? evangeline : i do n't know . the case was clear . all the evidence is there . my guess is it wo n't be long . cristian : before christmas ? evangeline : i do n't know , cris . i pushed the issue , told the court that you deserve to be home with your family for the holidays . you 've been away from them for too long . but you confessed to murder . cristian : so it does n't look good ? evangeline : you know , i 've usually got a good sense of my juries , but this is the supreme court . some pretty grim poker faces . cristian : so that 's my whole life , right ? thumbs up , i get out of here , thumbs down , i rot ? evangeline : let 's not lose hope . cristian : that 's all i have left . i need to get out of here . i need to see natalie . evangeline : what will you do then ? what could you possibly do or say to get her to forgive you ? [ scene_break ] jessica : so , did tess tell you anything new ? any -- anything that would help us ? antonio : no , she just wanted to talk about nash . what ? jessica : well , tess in love -- i mean , who would 've thought ? not me , that 's for sure . antonio : well , nash being out of the picture is what made tess weaker and made it easier for you to be in control . jessica : no . you made it easier . by loving me , by bringing me back to this apartment -- you and this baby making me strong . tess does n't know what to think about this baby , so she 's scared . i mean , it 's given me an edge , at least for now . antonio : i love you so much , with everything i 've got , and it just kills me that it 's not enough to fix what 's wrong with you . jessica : your love is making me stronger . and it 's my love for you that 's going to cure me . antonio : it 's going to happen . it 's happening already . jessica : here . antonio : that 's amazing . jessica : it 's a miracle . i love you , antonio . i need you so much . [ scene_break ] john : you 're right . you know that ? you 're right . we were friends for a long time . and i do n't know if i can just turn that on and off . natalie : you know , john , i really do n't care how you feel about the situation . because as far as i 'm concerned , whatever suffering you 're going through , you brought it on yourself . john : i know i said i would stay away , give you time and your space . but i want you to know -- if you need me , i 'm there for you . natalie : i wo n't . john : i know you . you get like this . you push away the people that care about you . natalie : it 's not your problem anymore . john : ok , you do n't want me , you do n't want cris , then just do n't go running to people that are going to hurt you . natalie : like the people that loved me , took such good care of me ? john : better than hooking up with the paul cramer 's of the world . natalie : you 're the one that i should have been warned about . i actually -- i totally fell for the whole brooding , wounded hero routine . but you 're the one who ruined my life . john : maybe you 're right . natalie : and do n't worry . i 'm not going to hook up with another loser . but i am going to pass on your offer of friendship . [ scene_break ] david : you 're not fooling anybody . you hate the buchanan 's . dorian : i hate being left at the altar . but you know , it is so amazing how public humiliation can just kind of give you a new perspective on things . david : oh , i know what this is . this is that `` neighbor of my best friend 's enemy `` thing you 're always talking about . spencer : i believe the phrase that you 're looking for is `` the enemy of my enemy is my friend . `` as a matter of fact , dorian tried to use that on me to enlist my help to take out the buchanan 's . dorian : oh , but that was before i realized what a disgusting , filthy snake you are . david tells me you blackmailed him into leaving me at the altar . is that true ? spencer : how else was i supposed to help my only brother ? dorian : a brother you had n't seen in years , a brother who hates your guts . spencer : i do n't think so . davey and i are starting to come to a meeting of the minds . as a matter of fact , i believe he 's starting to finally appreciate the fact that i always looked out for his best interests . dorian : you do n't care about family . spencer : how dare you attack starr manning ! i told you to stay away from blair and those kids . margaret : oh . well , todd needed a little reminder that things were going to be done my way . spencer : from now on you will do things my way , which means that blair and those children are off - limits . actually , dorian , family is starting to mean a great deal to me . [ scene_break ] todd : if the police ca n't help us , then we have to figure out who killed margaret on our own . blair : todd , there 's not enough time . todd : i do n't think we have a choice . so , we know margaret could swim , right ? she just swam away underwater while i was looking for her . i could n't see a thing . she had plenty of time to get away . blair : and to get to shore . todd : right . and there was someone there waiting for her who strangled her and threw her back in the lake . blair : knowing the whole time if they found the body , both bodies , that you would be the natural suspect . todd : that 's right . so the real killer walks . and i take the lethal injection . blair : it 's the perfect frame - up . every newspaper in this state carried that story about how she tortured us . i mean , everybody wanted her captured . todd : not everybody . blair : well , someone wanted her dead , but who ? todd : i have a couple ideas . todd : margaret was in touch with -- todd : margaret was in touch with one other person in llanview . blair : ginger ? todd : does n't that make sense ? blair : well -- todd : no one knew they were related . was n't ginger giving margaret money ? look , maybe -- maybe margaret 's plan all along was to have ginger waiting for her along the shore . blair : you think ginger killed margaret ? todd : maybe ginger wanted out of the whole deal , and things went wrong and margaret ended up dead . blair : no , you know , ginger was tiny . the autopsy report said she was strangled by someone very strong , like a man . todd : mc naughton ? blair : what ? todd : mc naughton . maybe he went ahead with the contract . maybe he -- he got one of his goons on her and did n't have time to pull him off . blair : no , todd , you called the deal off . no , he 's not going to do a job if he 's not paid first . what are you -- todd : whose side are you on here ? blair : what ? todd : every time i come up with an idea , you blow it away . blair : what do you think the d.a . is going to do , todd ? he 's already tripped me up twice . he 's not stupid . todd : you know what i think ? you 're trying to get me convicted so you can run away with dr. spencer truman . blair : oh , stop , todd , and stop bringing up spencer ! he 's the only one that thinks that you might be innocent here . he 's no threat to us . todd : yeah , but he 's out there with you , i 'm not . blair : i am out here every day trying to get you out of here . and us being at each other 's throats , it 's not going to happen . it 's not going to happen ! todd : all right ! you 're right , the d.a . is not going to help us . blair : listen to me . i believe you . i believe that you did not kill margaret . we just have to prove -- we 've just got to prove it . [ scene_break ] todd : all right , so what if we ca n't ? rex : you got something to say , spill it . i 've got chestnuts to roast . duke : listen , adriana and i are back together . ok , we are both committed to making it work this time . rex : congrats . we done ? duke : yeah . you know , you did a good thing , rex , making it possible for adriana to see cristian . rex : well , i did n't do it to earn props from you . duke : i know why you did it . rex : man , i 'd hate to be you . duke : really ? rex : you do something nice , it 's -- it 's no big deal . people expect it from you . you 're the big hero type . i do something nice , people fall out , totally impressed . i could screw up all day long . no big deal . but when hero boy blows it -- whew -- you could break your neck falling off that pedestal . duke : what 's your point , balsom ? rex : you want to be the hero , you better live up to it . otherwise you could mess adriana up 10 times worse than i ever could . duke : i never said i was a hero . rex : well , then you better step up , captain cowboy , because adriana deserves a hero . do n't let her down . [ scene_break ] natalie : the d.a . is waiting , so will you sign these papers or not ? john : you know , we 're going to have to figure a way to work here together . waiting till i leave the office so you can leave notes on my desk is not the way to do it . natalie : right . wo n't happen again . john : good . natalie : because i 'm not the one who needs to sneak around here as if i 've done something wrong . if anyone should be ashamed , it 's you . [ scene_break ] evangeline : what 's this ? cristian : divorce papers . natalie came to see me . merry christmas . evangeline : are you going to sign them ? cristian : i do n't know . i do n't know . i feel like the world 's moved on without me , and here i am , living like i 'm still married to her , like we still love each other . but we 're married , so why could n't we try ? evangeline : you ca n't go back . you have to move forward . cristian : a contract and a ring is n't going to fix everything . evangeline : a lot has changed , cristian . and holding on to the way it was is not going to get you what you want . cristian : i do n't even know if i 'm getting out . and if i do , i do n't have a clue what my life 's going to be like . and i 'm not just talking about natalie . what am i going to do for work or money ? where am i going to live ? evangeline : maybe you should just focus on the simple things , you know ? take it one step at a time . cristian : right , keep it simple . you know , when you first came to see me , i wanted two things . first , to get natalie back -- and i still want that more than anything . i 'm just not sure that 's possible anymore . evangeline : well , what 's the second thing ? cristian : to deal with mc bain . evangeline : what do you mean , `` deal with mc bain ? `` guard : vega , you got another visitor . cristian : who is it ? guard : said she 's your cousin . evangeline : oh , that 's right . bo was trying to get adriana in to see you . listen , i 'm going to step out anyway because i need to check in with my contact at the court , ok ? cristian : hold on a second . what am i going to say to her ? evangeline : keep it simple . adriana : hey . guard : no physical contact . adriana : what ? cristian : you 're a woman . adriana : what ? cristian : i mean , you 're -- you 're grown - up . adriana : oh . i wish . i keep messing up like i 'm still a kid . i missed you . you always had such good advice . cristian : what , antonio 's not looking out for you ? adriana : yeah , he is . he just has a lot on his mind . and , i do n't know , it was always different with you , maybe because we 're closer in age or because you 're an artist . cristian : i was an artist . i do n't know what i am now . adriana : well , i do . you know , it 's funny . i had two big brothers , antonio and tico , but you were the one that always felt like a big brother to me -- well , more like a friend . i always looked up to you . cristian : look , adriana , i 'm really sorry about tico . i -- i do n't know what to say . adriana : i do n't want to talk about that . i know you could n't have done that if you were yourself . tico taught me a lot of things . some of them were good , a lot of them were hard . but you taught me about love . the way you were with natalie , i decided a long time ago that that 's what i want in my life . remember when you showed me your paintings of her at the gallery ? i decided i would n't settle for anything less . you 're a good person , cristian . no one with that much love inside could be evil , so whatever happened , i forgive you . cristian : thank you . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] john : mc bain . evangeline : hey , john . it 's me . john : hi . how 's it going ? any -- any word from harrisburg ? evangeline : i just talked to my friend in the clerk 's office . nothing yet . john : what did he say ? evangeline : well , it could go either way . to be honest , i thought if they were going to go for it , we would 've heard by now . and now that it 's taken so long , i do n't know . john : what did your friend think about it ? evangeline : well , he thinks the court wants it off their plate , you know , so that they can break for the holidays . so at least we 'll know soon . john : ok . hey , good luck . keep me posted . evangeline : i will . natalie : is cristian getting out of jail ? john : it 's still with the courts . but cris could know as soon as today if he 's a free man . [ scene_break ] david : as much as dorian and i appreciate everything you 've done for our relationship , i think we can handle this on our own . dorian : yes , david is perfectly capable of crashing and burning on his own . david : and as for you , if you want to play the fool to the entire buchanan wagon train , you can be my guest . dorian : and what business is it of yours if i find that i now prefer to associate with rich , powerful , grown - up men ? spencer : wow , that was a low blow . david and dorian : shut up ! dorian : david , i can associate with whomever i wish , buchanan or not . and as for the truman / vickers team -- oh , please . if the two of you think you can take on the buchanan 's , you two are the fools , not me . david : go to hell . spencer : bartender , can we get a couple scotches over here , please ? actually , bring the bottle and a couple of glasses . better anyway . so what was that all about ? david : oh , take a guess . i can handle asa treating me like dirt , but kevin acting all high and mighty , followed by dorian bellied up to the bar with clint ? spencer : yes , they do seem to possess a propensity to swagger , do n't they ? david : the buchanan 's are cockroaches . they 've infested this town . and arrogant ! if there 's one thing i ca n't stand , it 's an arrogant cockroach . i am sick of the way they act like they own this town . it makes me want to do something really -- spencer : you know , you remember what dad used to say -- `` do n't get mad , get even ? `` david : now , why do you do that ? i 'm on fire with my bug analogy and you interrupt me with a cliché . spencer : ah , yes , but it was an effective one . david : only in theory , spencer . ah . even if i wanted to stir up some trouble , i guess i ca n't go up against the mighty buchanan 's . spencer : i can . and that 's exactly what i intend to do . [ scene_break ] adriana : you know that carlotta 's planning this huge coming - home party for you , right ? cristian : i do n't even know if i 'm going home . adriana : what ? where else would you go ? cristian : no , i mean , i do n't know if i 'm getting out of jail . the court has n't made a decision . adriana : but you 're innocent . cristian : well , innocent people go to jail all the time . they even die there . you know , this is why i did n't want anyone to know i was still alive -- you know , so you would n't wait , you would n't put your lives on hold , you would n't -- adriana : what , hope ? take away a person 's hope , cristian , what else do they have ? cristian : i 'm done . i 'm done talking about myself . adriana : ok . let 's talk about something else . what do you want to talk about ? cristian : let 's talk about you , your life . what 's going on ? you dating anyone ? adriana : yeah . duke buchanan . cristian : buchanan , huh ? adriana : mm - hmm . cristian : what is it with the vegas and the buchanan 's ? does he treat you right ? adriana : yeah . duke is a really good man . he 's sweet and honest , hard- working , very loving . he takes good care of me . cristian : sounds just like the guy you always wanted . [ scene_break ] david : all right , spencer . tell me exactly what you plan on doing to -- to the cockroaches . spencer : well , throw in with me , davey , i 'll tell you anything you want to know . i wo n't have to go behind your back anymore . it 'll be just like old times . david : all right , i want to know what you got planned . no , no , i -- i do n't want to know anything about what you 're doing . spencer : that 's ok , little brother . you 'll know soon enough . david : congratulations , duke . duke : for what ? david : well , have n't you heard ? you 're going to be a stepson . again . duke : what ? david : oh , yeah . kevin has lured kelly back into his web . they 're engaged . duke : really ? that 's great ! david : if by `` great , `` you mean `` ending in excruciating pain , `` i absolutely agree . duke : all right , what is your problem , david ? david : am i the only one who remembers what kevin did to kelly the last time they got married ? duke : listen , whatever my dad did to kelly is nothing compared to what you did to dorian . david : hmm . duke : hmm . david : leaving your wife at the altar compared to sleeping with your wife 's cousin , stealing her baby , and then driving her legally insane . yeah , i do n't see the comparison . duke : you know what ? look , you are the last person who should be judging my father . david : oh , really ? is that because he 's so much better than me ? is that what you 're saying ? duke : yeah . that 's exactly what i 'm saying . you know what ? when my drink comes , go ahead and help yourself . merry christmas . david : them cockroaches stick together . spencer : yeah , well , do n't knock it . one day soon , i suspect we will , too . [ scene_break ] blair : damn it . todd : what ? blair : i have n't bought any presents for the kids yet , and i want them to have a lot of presents under the tree from both of us . todd : you should go do that . thank you so much . i know that you 're being pulled in every direction , and i 'm sorry . i know you did n't sign up for this . blair : let me show you this . todd : starr looks pissed . blair : she was . she made me go through and look at the whole store , make sure none of her friends were there before she got on santa 's lap , but -- i do n't know , i think it made her feel good . todd : jack looks happy . blair : yeah . he -- he still believes in santa and he believes in miracles . todd : yeah . we could use a christmas miracle ourselves right now , could n't we ? and what did they ask santa for ? blair : what do you think ? [ scene_break ] antonio : honey , i -- i know you 're sure that this baby is ours , mine . but maybe you should take a test just -- just to make sure . jessica : i do n't need a test to prove what i already know . antonio : well , then why do n't we get it over with once and for all ? i mean , unless you 're not as sure as you say you are . jessica : this has to be your baby , antonio . it has to be . i mean , i love it so much already . antonio : me , too . jessica : but you need proof . antonio : honey , a test confirming it is only going to ease both our minds . and it 'll get nash out of the picture . he wo n't be able to claim the baby , and he 'll stop trying to bring tess out the way he has been . jessica : do you really think that nash is just going to let go of tess that easily ? antonio : well , no , but he 's not going to do anything to hurt you or that baby . jessica : nash scares me , scares me because of what he means to tess . antonio : well , then trust me , jess . and let 's -- let 's get this over with once and for all . for us . for us and this baby . jessica : ok . ok . i 'll book an appointment tomorrow . i 'll take a test to prove this baby 's really ours . [ scene_break ] dorian : asa , i hate to say this . nuts ! uh -- no , what i meant was , i hate to say that you 're right . yes , we have absolutely got to get more stuff against spencer truman because , well , it 's mandatory . so as soon as you get this message , get right back to me , asa . thank you . bye - bye . oh , darn . adriana : mom , what do you have going on with asa buchanan ? dorian : oh , nothing . nothing at all . just some harebrained business scheme that he 's cooked up . speaking of cooking -- i burned the christmas cookies ! adriana : surprise . dorian : oh , i know . why do n't i just cover them with lots and lots of powdered sugar , and we 'll just use them for decoration . hmm ? never mind . there they go . we 've got more important things on our minds , hmm ? adriana : such as ? dorian : it 's christmas . we have plans to make . adriana : i already have plans -- with duke . dorian : oh . that 's back on again . hmm . adriana : try to contain your excitement , mom . dorian : oh , excuse me . far be it from me to interfere in your life . adriana : ok , i 'm leaving . dorian : no , please . please , honey , i -- i just meant that i , you know , could sense that there was trouble in paradise , and i just assumed it was because of a certain reptile named rex . adriana : well , you assumed wrong . dorian : i see . ok . you know , do n't you think that perhaps you could forgive me for my indiscretions ? adriana : indiscretions ? dorian : ok , call it whatever you like . the fact is , you know , could n't we , you know , make up with each other , just in the spirit of the holiday season ? adriana : ok . the truth is i do n't know what i want right now . and i 've been going back and forth between duke and rex . dorian : oh , i wish there were a third option . i 'm sorry . adriana : i 'm not saying i was with either one of them , i 'm just talking about my feelings . and lately i 've been so all over the place , and it 's not fair to either one of them . dorian : oh , please ! sit down , honey . let me tell you something . i do n't care about either one of them . i 'm your mom . i want to know what you want . hmm ? adriana : duke is everything i ever dreamed about in a man . and i do want him . he 's a great guy , he 's got a great job , an amazing life . dorian : mm - hmm . adriana : he 's just about perfect . dorian : and what is it that you like about rex ? aside from the fact that , of course , he could always frame an innocent person should you ever be accused of murder . i 'm sorry again . adriana : rex is unpredictable . he 's a little dangerous . he 's full of surprises . dorian : so is a serial killer , but you do n't invite one home . adriana : ok , that 's it . dorian : ok , i 'm just -- just -- i do n't get what the attraction to rex is . adriana : there is good in him . i 've seen it . and i just keep thinking if maybe he could -- dorian : change ? please ! change ? men never change . i mean , look at me . i waited years for david to become the man that i thought he could become , and look what he did to me . and look at blair with todd . she trusted him , she believed in him , and now he will probably be executed for murder . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , you got my message , huh ? rex : along with an envelope from your accountant stuffed with more cash that u.v . clears in a week . i got a feeling that was n't just a christmas gift . todd : all right , i need you to do something for me . [ scene_break ] spencer : hey , need a hand with that ? blair : hey , yes , i 've shopped till i 'm about ready to drop . spencer : well , i can see that . it looks like you 've been doing some shopping . blair : yeah . spencer : have a seat here . blair : i 'm exhausted . i went to see ttodd earlier , too . spencer : oh , really ? and what did he think about your theory that someone else may have killed margaret ? blair : well , i think he 's more interested in warning me about staying away from you . spencer : yeah , he said as much when i went to visit him , also . listen , blair , you know , you do n't need any more pressure in your life right now . maybe i should just stay away for a while . blair : you know what ? todd is just frustrated because you 're out here with me and the kids , and he 's stuck in jail . spencer : well , i wish there was something i could do to help that . blair : you ca n't . not unless you can tell me what really happened to margaret cochran . spencer : you will not go anywhere near blair and those kids ever again ! do you understand me ? margaret : and if i do , what are you going to do about it ? [ scene_break ] john : evangeline says cris ' case could go either way . natalie : i hope he gets out . i mean , he should n't be punished for something that was n't his fault . they should n't make him wait . it 's christmas . but i wo n't be leading any parades if he does get out . i -- i should get this to the d.a . evangeline : the court made a decision . congratulations , cristian . you 're a free man . [ next_on ] jessica : i 'm calling nash . antonio : why are you doing that ? adriana : who would do something like this ? blair : david . kevin : if i was david , i would run and hide . david : why do you keep using me to do your dirty work ? john : cris -- is he out ?
blair visits todd in jail , and they discuss the autopsy results , her visit to spencer with the news that todd had told her among other things . dorian and david argue as usual over her being cozy with the buchanan 's . dorian does n't think that it is none of his business , who she associates with .antonio and jessica make love . they discuss nash and how tess means to him . antonio coaxes jessica into having a paternity test to determine who the father of the baby is . jessica through reluctance finally agrees . natalie goes into john 's office with some files for him to sign , but before she can leave , john comes in the side door . they discuss christian and the lies that john had told her . she still refuses to forgive him .
adriana : here you go . merry christmas . santa : same to you , young lady . god bless . rex : hey . adriana : rex . how 'd you know i was here ? rex : i 'm a private investigator . adriana : or a stalker . adriana : did i really just say that ? rex : actually , i was picking up another christmas gift , and i saw you crossing the street . hot chocolate a la marshmallow . adriana : thank you . rex : want to talk about it ? adriana : no . rex : want to do some shopping before the stores close ? adriana : i 'm not in the mood . rex : okay . your mom tries to give you 50 grand . the assumed - name thing was a little weird , but she was trying to help . it was start - up money for your company . adriana : it was another attempt to buy me back . can we not talk about this anymore ? rex : fine with me . adriana : what 's that ? rex : oh , uh -- it 's another christmas gift for tommy . stocking stuffer . it 's fun buying for him . although , like i said earlier , i wish i did n't suck so bad at wrapping . adriana : face it , rex , you 're just not great with your hands . rex : what was that about my hands ? [ scene_break ] man : all i had was a couple of beers . antonio : and now you 'll be spending christmas with us . take him to the executive suite . officer : okay . hot cider this way , buddy . let 's go . man : they made a mistake , i 'm telling you . i 'm stone - cold sober ! antonio : oh . are n't they always ? vincent : where 's the commissioner ? antonio : he 's out of his office . what 's going on ? vincent : one of my buildings was burned down to the ground . antonio : the empty one on the docks ? was that yours ? antonio : i heard it on the radio . they found a body . vincent : yeah . his name was ted . he worked for me . now , i do n't know what the hell he was doing down there . he was supposed to be in atlantic city on business , but he had the keys . now , this poor guy -- he must 've got trapped , burned to death . antonio : i 'm sorry to hear that . vincent : yeah . i 'm sorry , too . but i did n't come here for your sympathy . i want a full investigation . layla : vincent . my sister told me about the fire -- it was all over the news . a man was killed ? vincent : ted . layla : oh , my god that 's horrible . are you okay ? that 's silly -- of course you 're not okay . i 'm sorry for interrupting . vincent : i need you to get your people on this right away . antonio : and i told you , the fire department will deal with this first . vincent : not the fire department , the police department . this was arson . this was set . somebody did this on purpose , which means my friend was murdered . [ scene_break ] john : hey . natalie : hey , yourself . how you feeling ? john : it 's good to see you . natalie : how 's the pain . john : it 's there . natalie : is it bad ? john : sometimes . natalie : i 'm sorry . john : not me . it 'll all be worth it if i get out of here today . [ scene_break ] doctor : dammit , he 's losing too much blood . i ca n't see the bleed long enough to tie it off . more suction . michael : listen , dr. truman and i were working on an anticlotting agent , ok ? it 's experimental . we 're still not sure about the dosing , so we 're going to have to give it to him in increments , all right ? now . if we do n't give it to him , he 'll die . i 've got to know . are you comfortable with this ? doctor : i have to protect you , dr. mcbain . michael : no , we have to protect our patient . doctor : you and truman have a lot of history , and there 's no one to consent to an experimental procedure . michael : it 's spencer 's drug , and if it works , i 'll guarantee he 'll be happy . doctor : i 'm not worried about him . are you sure you can handle it , that your personal feelings wo n't compromise your performance ? [ scene_break ] second doctor : how far along is she ? dr. chen : between 15 and 17 weeks , second trimester . doctor : fetus ca n't survive , not unless we save the mother . [ scene_break ] starr : my mom 's going to be okay . she just has to be . bo : well , we 're all praying for your mom , starr . starr : my mom is a really strong person . once , she fell down the flight of stairs in our apartment and she was fine the whole flight . all she got was a scrape on her shoulder . she 's okay . she 's going to be fine . bo : well , you 're right , because she 's strong , your mom . starr : where is my dad ? why is n't he back yet ? dorian : what is going on ? oh , starr , darling . starr : dorian -- dorian : oh , i -- oh , i was at a fundraiser dinner , and they called me out to say there 's an emergency , blair had an accident , she 's in surgery . is she going to be all right ? is she going to lose the baby ? todd : dorian , what do you know about the baby . dorian : just that blair is pregnant . todd : yeah , well , before they took her into surgery , she said it was mine and that there was a dna test proving it . is that true ? [ scene_break ] antonio : all right . so why do you suspect this was arson ? vincent : because i was just about to renovate the damn place . i had my guys go in there . they threw out all the garbage , vetted the electrical system , installed the burglar alarm , overhauled the sprinklers , nothing happened . antonio : so do you claim that someone disabled the system and set the fire . vincent : yeah , and my boy lost his life . now that 's the real tragedy . antonio : if it was arson , who do you suspect ? christian : i know who i suspect . you . [ scene_break ] michael : doctor , are you questioning my professionalism ? doctor : it 's been my experience , doctor , that when a surgeon has any kind of -- michael : truman butchered my father on the operating table while closing stitches . i plan to save this man 's life . now , go into my office , the right hand drawer of my desk has the key to the cold storage . there 's a vial , it 's marked truman / mcbain research . i want you to get it , and i want you to get it now ! nurse : but , dr. mcbain , if i – michael : i will handle this . go ! doctor : hang another bag of blood . i hope this wonder drug of yours works quickly . michael : oh , it will . i want this bastard to live a long time . [ scene_break ] todd : dorian , just tell me the truth . is the baby mine or spencer 's ? dorian : the baby is yours . todd : are you positive ? dorian : absolutely . you said it yourself -- the dna test confirmed it . starr : my ! dad ! you 're the -- you 're the father of the baby ! you and mom -- you 're going to have a baby ! todd : okay . all right . starr : i 'm so excited ! are n't you excited ? todd : yes . i guess it all makes sense now , does n't it ? why she passed out in court , could n't drink , had the headaches ? starr : another little or brother- they 're going to be okay . they have to make it . they have to make it . dorian : would somebody please tell me what is going on here ? bo : blair and spencer truman fell off a warehouse roof . dorian : they fell off a roof ? what were they doing there . bo : hey , starr , why do n't you go over and talk to marty and cole , okay ? starr : no , are you kidding me ? whatever you have to say , i 'm old enough to hear . bo : my men have evidence that truman was telling the truth about the kidnapping . todd : that 's not likely . bo : well , then prove it , manning , because forensics say that you did n't just stumble on to his hiding place . you were holding him there at that warehouse . and that adds credence to his assertion that you pushed him and blair off the roof . starr : no , why would he do that ? he would n't do that . todd : i 'll handle this , sweetie . bo : we replayed your 911 call . now you did n't even mention truman being injured when you called for blair . even when asked specifically . you did n't even mention it to the paramedics that showed up there at the scene . the only person that seems to be lying right now is you . [ scene_break ] [ machine beeps rapidly ] doctor : heart rate is falling . the baby 's in distress . dr. chen : i 'm doing what i can . doctor : might not be enough . [ scene_break ] natalie : john , you just had surgery . you 're not leaving the hospital -- not now . john : that was the point of all these grafts , natalie -- so i could get the hell out of here . natalie : right , but you 've got to let the grafts take . you probably have to be here another few weeks . the doctors have got to monitor you , give you your pain medicine . john : look , i do n't need any more pain killers , all right ? i can handle the pain . i 'm handling the pain . you want to help me ? get me that pen over there . on the chart . i want to -- i want to start trying to limber up my fingers again . natalie : john , do n't push yourself . john : of course , you can get me the pen now , or as soon as you leave here , i will get up and get the pen myself . natalie : you 're such a jerk . john : thank you for that john : whew . natalie : you know -- john : i know what i 'm doing . natalie : why do n't you just -- john : i know what i 'm doing . natalie : oh -- okay . i 'm sorry , dr. mcbain . i guess i just forgot who i was talking to . john : did the doctors tell you that i needed to be in here the next few weeks ? natalie : no , but it 's obvious . all they said is that they think that you 're going to be out of here a lot sooner than they expected , but -- john : how soon ? nurse : how are you doing , mr. mcbain ? john : fine , jennifer . if those are pain pills , i do n't want any . jennifer : well , the doctor prescribed it so you can get some rest . john : i do n't want any more rest . do you know what i want ? i want my remote back so i can watch television . jennifer : i 'm sorry , i was told -- john : you were told what ? jennifer : the doctors do n't want you agitated . john : you know what agitates me ? it agitates me when people tell me no and treat me like a child . that 's what agitates me . [ john sighs ] natalie : john , just take the meds ! john : i do n't want any meds . i just told you , i do n't want my meds . natalie : yeah ? you know what ? i know exactly what you told me , but here 's the deal , john -- you just got out of surgery , so no tv for now . but i am going to call uncle bo , and i am going to find out what 's going on but only if you stop acting like a pain . now , this pain medicine here was prescribed for you , so you 're going to take it . what you 're going through is hard enough , and i do n't want you to make it any harder . [ john takes the medicine with a grimace ] [ scene_break ] vincent : so you 're saying that i 'm a murderer ? that i burned down my own building and i killed a man ? cristian : i 'm not accusing you of murder , but i do think that you would burn down your own building . vincent : why ? cristian : insurance money . come on , you know you 've been having money issues ever since the boxing commission fined you . your reputation 's got to be trash . i mean , nobody wants to work with a cheater , right ? antonio : so the easiest way to get some cash is to burn down your own warehouse and then put a claim in for insurance . cristian : that 's right . vincent : excuse me . you 're a cop . what hell are you in accusing me of a crime that i 'm reporting ? i 'm supposed to be the victim here . antonio : look , i 'm just looking at this thing from all sides . vincent : well , excuse me , detective . i did n't have any insurance . just like little brother said , i was having a little money problems , so i had to let the insurance policy lapse . now , i may be a little light , broke -- tap city , whatever you want to call it . but somebody 's out to get me . antonio : or ted . you know anyone that 's out to get him ? vincent : huh . ask little brother . cristian : ho , ho . hey , i already beat the guy up . i got my revenge . why would i want to kill him ? antonio : nobody 's -- cristian : and besides , antonio , i was -- i was with evangeline all night . antonio : i got you . look , no one 's accusing you of anything . vincent : blood runs thick around here , you know . cristian has just as much motive as i do . antonio : yeah , well , he 's an arsonist , okay , and -- and like you said , all right , no one knew ted was there . vincent : but someone did . and you 're going to find out who . antonio : well , like i told you before , we need to find out if the fire was set deliberately , and that 's going to take a while , so what i suggest is that you go home . i 'll call you when we find something out . vincent : outstanding . you know , llanview 's finest , the boys in blue -- they 're so anxious to get out there and help a guy like me . thanks . [ scene_break ] starr : look , dad , he 's evil and i just wish he would die . todd : all right , okay . starr : i know that it 's -- todd : look , let 's just worry about your mom and the baby now , okay ? starr : but -- bo : no , umm , look , dorian 's here to take care of starr . starr : no , i do n't -- bo : blair 's going to be in surgery for a few more hours . i think it 's time to go . starr : no ! he ca n't go ! marty : bo , ca n't - please , ca n't you , you know , just wait a little while , give todd some time with starr till she calms down ? todd : oh . would you like to help me ? marty : no , i 'm helping starr . starr : please , bo . my dad needs to be here for my mom and the baby . we need to be here together as a family . please . bo : okay , fine . i 'll give -- i 'll give them some family time together , for starr 's sake . starr : okay . how about we go to the chapel and pray ? todd : it 's up to the commissioner . bo : okay . starr : come on . bo : go with them , keep your eyes open . excuse me . dorian : bo , how -- adriana : hey . dorian : oh , adriana . rex . rex : we heard about blair and truman on the news . adriana : is blair all right ? dorian : they do n't know . i hope that she is - and her poor baby . rex : baby ? adriana : blair 's pregnant ? [ scene_break ] cole : if starr 's father pushed them off the roof , then -- marty : then it 's going to be terrible for starr , as if she has n't been through enough . cole : well , what do you think , mom ? i mean , could he have done that ? marty : well , i hope not , for starr 's sake , but -- cole : what ? marty : i mean , todd is capable of almost anything . [ scene_break ] michael : okay . suction . cauterize that . no , that 's bleeding pretty good . okay . [ scene_break ] dr. chen : no change in the fetal heartbeat . i do n't know how much longer the baby can hang on . doctor : he wo n't have any choice if i do n't get the mother stabilized . [ scene_break ] starr : are you going to pray with me ? [ scene_break ] vincent : mcbain . how you doing ? john : hopefully getting out of here soon . vincent : yeah . good for you . john : what brings you down here ? vincent : i was -- i was pissed off . i went for a drive and i ended up here , maybe because i was looking for my friend hugh ? you know , i used to visit him here all the time -- at least , i thought i was visiting him . i just needed to talk . john : so talk . vincent : ahem . you know , what happened -- one of my employees was killed in a fire back in llanview tonight in the building that i bought a couple of months ago down by the docks . riverview . you know , i was going to convert that damn place into million - dollar lofts . john : that 's tough luck , about your guy , you know ? money 's just money . but i know what it 's like to lose people you worked with . it can take its toll . vincent : i have no idea what the hell he was doing down there . now , i have to face his family , explain . i do n't know what the hell i 'm going to tell them . and then , nobody at the llanview police department is taking me seriously . john : about what ? vincent : it was arson . john : you got any proof ? john : investigators think you torched the place yourself to collect the insurance money ? vincent : but i did n't have any insurance on the damn place , so i 'm not even covered . so i had everything to lose and nothing to gain . john : so that 's why you 're here . you want my help . [ scene_break ] evangeline : do you really think vincent would burn down his own warehouse ? layla : i mean , without insurance , what 's the point ? antonio : what i do n't get is why he 's after the lpd to investigate and why he would assume that it was n't an accident . layla : it does n't make sense . [ scene_break ] doctor : well , look at that . pressure 's rising . well , you take over now , dr. mcbain . the procedure saved dr. truman 's life . [ scene_break ] bo : hi , natalie . yeah , as a matter of fact , i do have some news . [ scene_break ] cole : starr 's been in that chapel for a long time . marty : cole , it 's time to go . cole : no , not yet . i 'm not leaving till she gets back . listen , i do n't mean to cause any problems . i just need to know that she 's okay . [ scene_break ] [ dorian sighs ] rex : your mom 's having a hard time . adriana : so ? rex : so i think you should give her a break . adriana : i 'm here for blair and starr . my mother 's needs are not my concern . [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't do prayer . you know that . starr : well , do you do hope ? todd : sometimes . does n't work out for me , though , very often . starr : well , you 'd better hope that i pray good enough for the both of us . dear god , my family is in trouble -- not just my mom but my baby sister or brother , too . jack and i -- we need our mom and dad . and my dad -- i do n't know what he would do without my mom . dad ? todd : hmm ? starr : is it true what spencer said ? that you pushed him off the roof ? todd : no . the only person responsible for what happened to spencer is spencer . starr : then i believe you . todd : what she said . [ scene_break ] dr. chen : the baby 's hanging on , but only just . doctor : there 's nothing more you can do , dr. chen . it 's up to these two now . [ scene_break ] paige : how 's she doing ? nurse : it 's too soon to tell . [ scene_break ] doctor : good work , doctor . michael : thank you , doctor . now , listen , we did the best we could , okay ? the rest is up to dr. truman . [ scene_break ] vincent : i was hoping that you could get detective vega to take me seriously . john : homicide and major crimes will be on the case . and if not , nothing we can do . vincent : but if they do n't find any proof , well , that means that whoever did it was good . john : any ideas ? vincent : it could be a lot of people . john : oh , i 'll bet . vincent : i know what you think about me , john . and i know llanview 's finest do n't give a damn about a man like me . but if they fall off their job , i 'm going to find out who did it myself . so tell your boys to handle it . square biz . or i will . i might even get a little unofficial help from a certain redheaded forensics tech i know . [ scene_break ] nurse : you ca n't go in there . todd : okay , listen , that 's the mother of my children , the mother of my unborn child . there 's something i have to tell her right now . nurse : i 'm sorry , it 's too risky for the patient . todd : i love you , blair . blair 's voice : todd , i know you 're just trying to punish me . because i know you still love me . you still love me . todd : i love you , blair . you have to come back to me . [ scene_break ] [ `` the first noel `` plays ] cristian : we should n't have dragged them here . evangeline : you know what , cristian , you need a publicist or something , because if it was up to you , nobody would know about all the wonderful things you did . antonio : you know , cris . evangeline is right . that window looks great , man . cristian : it 's just a shame they ca n't keep it up after christmas . layla : it was really great , cristian . and you did that with your bad hand ? cristian : i still got a long way to go . evangeline : listen to me . the hand is n't what made you a brilliant artist . it is the vision god gave you , and you have n't lost that . so all you have to do is train the new hand to express it . and you can do that , cris , because you accomplish everything you put your mind to . cristian : you know , you believing in me means everything . layla : that 's what we all need , right ? someone to believe in us and someone you can believe in . not like vincent . [ scene_break ] vincent : so you do n't have a problem with my asking natalie for help ? john : well , you know , natalie -- she 's a smart girl , and she sees right through people like you . so no , i do n't have a problem with it . vincent : you know , i heard about what happened with spencer truman , him getting sprung on the way to the mental institution . it must have been a heavy blow for you . john : when i get out of here , i 'll take care of it . vincent and your father -- you know , natalie -- she told me that you guys were real close . john : yeah , we were . vincent : no . not me and my old man . i hardly knew him . but there was somebody else . you know ? somebody that was more like my dad than my own father . john : yeah , who 's that ? vincent : nobody you would know . but he was the one who showed me the ropes . i used to ride with him when he used to take care of business in llanview . you know , i guess that 's why i 'm so comfortable there . john : what kind of business are we talking about ? vincent : a little of this , a little of that . john : yeah , well , `` that `` have something to do with the building that got torched ? vincent : well , one never knows . do one ? i suppose it 's a possibility . john : i 'll give you this -- you do n't give away a lot . vincent : neither do you . you know , there is actually something that we have in common . john : if we do , it 's the only thing . natalie : what are you doing here ? john : oh , he just -- he likes wearing the garb . but actually , vince was just leaving . vincent : yeah , i 'm through here . it 's good to see you again . natalie : okay , he 's gone . so fill me in . what did he want ? john : first , tell me what 's going on with truman . natalie : ahem . john : come on , natalie . what happened ? natalie : john , i think you just need to focus on healing -- john : damn it , natalie you 're not helping with this , all right ? i want to know what happened with truman . [ scene_break ] dorian : dr. miller , how is blair ? paige : i -- dorian : she has n't lost her baby , has she ? please , tell -- starr : is my mom okay ? paige : i observed some of blair 's surgery . it 's too soon for a real prognosis , but the doctors are really hopeful . starr : they have to save her and that baby . they have to live . bo : hey , what about truman ? how 's he doing ? paige : he 's still in the or . i 'm heading back there now . we 're all praying for your mom and the baby . starr : thank you . bo : it 's time , manning . there 's nothing else that you can do here , and i 've got to get your statement . adriana : todd , we can look after starr . dorian : well , i 'm here because of blair , to do anything that she needs . and much as i would like to exclude you , i wo n't because blair would n't want it that way . starr : you know what , dad ? why do n't you just go and not cause any more trouble ? it 'll be okay , all right ? todd : you keep marty 's punk druggie kid away from my daughter , okay ? cole : mr. manning , i would never -- marty : cole -- starr : cole , it 's okay . adriana : starr , is there anything i can do for you ? do you want to go take a walk around the block ? get some air ? starr : no , i need to stay here if my mom wakes up , okay ? [ dorian sighs ] dorian : excuse me . rex : oh -- you heard what her dad said . cole : get out of my way . rex : let 's not make a scene , okay ? cole : i did n't intend to . marty : cole , sweetie , come on . just do n't do this , okay ? cole : she needs me , mom . [ scene_break ] michael : he 's going to make it . blair ? paige : they do n't know yet . michael , i know what it took for you to be the best doctor you could be in there . michael : i did the right thing . i saved a life . but i 'm telling you , paige , it 's the one time i would have been happy to have failed . [ scene_break ] doctor : damn it ! we 've got another bleeder . dr. chen : the baby ca n't survive much longer . doctor : pray , dr. chen . pray for both of them . [ scene_break ] [ `` o holy night `` plays ] evangeline : i know it still hurts . layla : but i 'm better off without vincent . you 've told me that many times before . i tell it to myself over and over again . it 's going to stick eventually . and cristian is proof that there are still some good guys out there . evangeline : there are . and you 're going to find one , because you are the most beautiful thing i 've ever seen . layla : oh , hmm . i 'd better get home . evangeline : okay . layla : okay ? evangeline : warm up . layla : yeah . antonio : me , too . i 'll -- i 'll walk you home . layla : oh , okay . cristian : see you , guys . evangeline : i know . i forgot my gloves . cristian : you want to go to the diner and get some hot chocolate ? evangeline : no . i 'd rather go back to my house and let you warm me up . cristian : ah . because you know how hot i am for you , huh ? evangeline : i do . i can tell , and i do n't want to waste it . cristian : let 's go . evangeline : okay . cris ! cris ! oh ! cris ! [ scene_break ] vincent : sorry , john . we got a lot more in common than you think . [ scene_break ] natalie : so , bo thinks that todd 's the one who kidnapped spencer . john : blair and truman are in critical condition ? natalie : well , i checked at the hospital , and apparently , there 's no word on blair and the baby . but looks like spencer 's going to live . thanks to michael . he took an oath , john . john : he saved the live of the man who murdered his father . natalie : look , i mean , if you were in his position , would n't you have -- john : no , i would n't have . i would be mixing gin and tonics when the bastard died on the table . natalie : john -- john : no . i want to talk to my doctors now . i need to get out of here . [ scene_break ] spencer : michael -- michael : yeah , that 's right . it 's me , michael mcbain in the flesh . spencer : what happened , mike . am i -- michael : `` going to make it ? `` yeah , you 're going to make it . you came through surgery just fine . you 're going to make a full recovery . spencer : blair ? our baby ? michael : we 're still not sure if they 're going to make it yet . paige : but there 's one thing we are sure of . that baby is n't yours . [ scene_break ] marty : cole , come on , sweetie , it 's time to go . cole , please -- look , if there 's anything that we can do , just -- dorian : i think you 've already done enough , marty . marty : dorian , we 've never -- dorian : if you had n't testified in court that spencer was n't mentally competent to stand trial , he 'd be in jail now , and none of this would have happened . dorian : honey , would you like to sit down , have a talk ? starr : no , please , leave me alone . no one is going to make me better until i know that my mom and that baby are going to be ok . i 'm going to go back to the chapel . adriana : come on , we should go with her , make sure everything 's okay . dorian : um -- i 'll go with you . adriana : no . rex and i can handle it . dorian : okay , then i 'll go and check on jack . i do n't want to have him hear about his mother on television . excuse me . dorian : oh , dear god , please . i do n't want to lose her . please , god , please . help blair . [ scene_break ] bo : still no word on blair and the baby , but truman 's out of surgery , and it looks like he 's going to make it . todd : yeah , that 's justice for you . bo : i think you know i 'm no fan of truman 's . i 'll be honest with you . i think death is too good for him . todd : bo , i should be with my family right now . bo : what you should do is tell me what happened in that warehouse up on the roof and down on the pavement . hey , you do n't want to end up in a cell with truman . todd : i 've got nothing to say to you about it . bo : well , then i 'm going to have to hold you , at least until the morning . todd : blair and my baby could be dying right now , and you 're making me sit in your office . what the hell 's the matter with you ? what the hell is your problem ? bo : look , i 'm praying for blair . everybody that loves her is praying for her . [ scene_break ] doctor : the bleeding 's stopped . whew . let 's close her up . dr. chen : good job , doctor . doctor : just lucky . so is she . as for the baby – [ scene_break ] bo : todd , i need your statement . todd : i got a statement for you , bo . and you should write this one down . if blair or that baby dies , it 's over for truman . i 'm going to make sure of it . [ scene_break ] < < on the next `` one life to live `` -- cristian : i have this little idea that i need your help with . evangeline : do you think he 's going to ask me to marry him ? jessica : i hope you find that kind of happiness again soon . nash : me , too . paige : i understand that nobody talked to you in the icu . todd : how 's blair ? paige : i 'm very sorry .
michael 's peers are worried that he should n't do this operation . they know that this could be a terrible mistake . michael tells everyone that he will be fine . he wants the crazy bastard to live . vincent has gone to the station to report the fire . something is wrong . a man died in the fire . it was ted . vincent feels that this was deliberate and that a full investigation is needed . cristian thinks that vincent set this fire himself . he feels that this is an insurance scam for money . trouble with that is vincent has n't got insurance on the building . money was tight and he could n't afford it . antonio is skeptical and tells vincent that he will call him if anything comes up . vincent can see that he wo n't be getting any help from the cops . he leaves frustrated and drives around for a while , ending up at john 's room . he tells the story of his troubles and tells that he only came there to talk . that was where he used to come to talk when he thought that he was talking to hugh . john is willing to listen and at the end of it all , john sees that vincent is really there to get some help with his case . `` i want you to get vega and the boys in blue to start helping me if not i might get help from a certain little redheaded forensics expert . `` john knows that will never happen . he knows that natalie knows better than to stay away from him . john asks vincent some questions about his building but vincent is pretty tightlipped . vincent finds that john is that way when questioned about his family . he finds it interesting that they have this trait in common . `` that is all that we have in common , `` john assures him . natalie returns and vincent leaves . he watches natalie talking to john through the window to the room and knows that they have more in common than just keeping things to themselves . blair and spencer go under the knife . michael is warned over and over not to do the operation on spencer , but he insists . he is a professional , and even marty is strongly against this . michael ignores everyone and does a splendid job . spencer 's life is saved . michael wishes for the first time in his career that he had n't been successful at an operation . `` what about my baby ? `` spencer asks when he comes to . paige tells him that blair is still being worked on and that just for the record , the baby is n't his . dorian arrives and todd walks up to her cuffed . `` is it true that blair got a dna test and that the baby is mine ? `` dorian confirms that is true . starr is thrilled and she and her father go to the chapel to pray . blair 's operation is over . the surgical staff have managed to save blair 's life for as for the baby
[ cell phone rings ] marty : aw , natalie . what are you doing ? calling to beg me to keep my little mouth shut ? arf arf arf ! [ knock on door ] marty : oh ... oh . todd : how do you live with yourself ? marty : huh . [ scene_break ] natalie : marty , if you get this , call me back . i have to tell you something . i 'm getting married . [ scene_break ] john : hey , price , you got those timesheets yet ? price : you sure you want to stand there , lieutenant ? john : why ? what ? price : ha ha . john : who put that there ? price : i have a good idea . little redhead , goes by the name of natalie . john : all right . you got inez 's hours ? price : yeah . here you go . john : so she left work right on time . any idea where she spent last night ? price : no . john : because we know she had motive , right ? her ex is threatening her kids . the question is , did she have opportunity ? [ scene_break ] inez : what did you say ? nate : is it true you slept with the commissioner ? inez : where would you get an idea like that ? did someone say something to you ? nate : matthew . he says you 're having an affair with his dad . [ scene_break ] bo : nora ... there 's something that i have to tell you . nora : ooh , i do n't like the sound of that . okay , now you 're really scaring me . bo , what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] charlie : ah . echo : okay . charlie : yeah . you know , i should go and find viki . echo : oh , you know what , charlie . just wait . because i , um , i want to thank you for making me aware that my fondness for a cocktail or 4 has gotten a little out of hand , and i appreciate your honesty . i guess i just got in the habit of making myself feel better with a drink . charlie : well , you 're not the first . echo : no , i know that . and your offer to help me , i ... well , i do n't know how to thank you . charlie : oh . [ scene_break ] john : robert ford had motive , too . price : yeah . john : as for opportunity , we do n't know yet . ford : ah . ah ! langston : oh , sorry , sorry , sorry , sorry . ford : that 's okay . you do n't have to apologize for taking off my clothes . langston : ha ha . the doctor said that you need plenty of rest , so i want you in your pajamas and on the couch . ford : i do n't own any pajamas . langston : well , maybe if you 're good , santa will bring you some for christmas . ford : no , i do n't think santa 's interested in what i wear to bed . but if you are ... langston : i will wait for the spring . ford : ah -- spring , huh ? langston : our agreement ? no sex for 6 months . ford : so , what ? you still do n't trust me ? is that what you 're saying ? [ door opens ] ford : hey . where have you been ? i looked all over for you after i got out of the hospital . james : starr convinced me to go talk to the cops . ford : about what ? james : about dad and how he died . ford : james , you did n't have anything to do with that . james : how do you know ? [ scene_break ] viki : excuse me . i need to get these ornaments to the tree . charlie : oh , sweetheart , let me get that for you . come on . here . viki : charlie , where have you been ? charlie : at the hospital . viki : what ? charlie : yeah . rex was in a car accident . viki : rex ? charlie : yeah , no , yeah . he ran off the road . he was knocked unconscious . he was stuck in the car all night long . who knows what could have happened . you know , if that thing had caught on fire -- echo : oh , my god . charlie : jeez . oh ! but he was lucky , and he 's just banged up a little bit . he 's gon na be fine . viki : that 's just awful . charlie : i know . viki : and how awful for you . charlie : yeah , well , i could n't stop thinking about jared and how he seemed okay at first and then ... viki : but , darling , why did n't you call me ? charlie : well , i called echo , and she said that she was here , and i told her to tell you . echo : you know what ? i 'm just gon na run upstairs and grab something . charlie : yeah , and then it got so hectic at the hospital -- viki : first you kiss my husband , and then you lie to me ? [ scene_break ] bo : first you got to know that i love you . that 's never gon na change . nora : okay . oh , god , bo , please just tell me . clint : so it 's true , you were in a car accident . nora : it 's true . clint : are you gon na be okay ? nora : oh , yeah . they 're just keeping me here for a little bit 'cause i hit my head and i lost some time . clint : what do you mean ? nora : i remember being in the car . i remember getting out of the car to look for help for rex . clint : rex ? what 's he got to do with this ? bo : eddie kidnapped nora . he held her at the minuteman motel . clint : now , wait a minute . eddie ford ? nora : the one and only . clint : all right , how much did he want ? nora : i do n't think it was money he was after . clint : well , then , what ? nora : i think he just wanted to break us up . clint : by `` us `` you mean you and bo ? why would inez 's husband want to break the two of you up ? nora : i do n't think it was his idea . i think someone put him up to it . clint : is that right ? nora : well , he 's not that smart , and like you said , he does n't have any motive . clint : well , if it was n't eddie 's idea , whose was it ? nora : well , bo and i do n't agree on this one , but i think it was inez . [ scene_break ] inez : why would matthew buchanan gossip about his father like that ? nate : he was pretty ticked at him . inez : but to say something like that ? i could have been , you know , with a friend in ohio , visiting or something . nate : but you were n't . and he seemed pretty sure about it . inez : this is not the first time this boy has given you problems . nate : he 's been on my case ever since i started dating dani , but what he was saying , mom ... i mean , the commissioner was here when i got home early this morning , and the excuse you gave me was kind of lame , plus i saw his gun and his holster on the couch . inez : okay , we are not talking about my boss , but we do need to talk about eddie . [ scene_break ] james : how do you know i did n't kill dad ? ford : ah . 'cause you 're not a killer , james . starr : you 're right . he is n't , thank god . james : i came close . yesterday at the gym , i stole dad 's gun out of his duffle bag . langston : he brought a gun to the fight ? james : and then i went over there last night and i pulled the gun out , and dad just ... he just laughed at me . ford : james , i 'm sorry . james : but i pulled the trigger , bobby , and i hit the wall right behind him . dad lost it . and it felt so good to see him finally scared of me and to know that i could do it if i needed to . ford : well , what stopped you ? james : i was n't gon na let him take one more thing from me . if i had killed dad , i would have lost my freedom , my life here , my friends . he would have loved that , you know ? but i was n't gon na give him the satisfaction . langston : so what happened to the gun ? james : i left it at the motel . someone must have come in after i left and killed him . [ scene_break ] john : robert ford is a suspect until proven otherwise . price : well , what about his brothers ? john : james ford -- he was there last night . he says he fired a shot into the wall , but that he did n't kill his father . price : and you believe him ? john : who knows ? lovett said something about trying to track down the manager . have you found out if he did that yet ? [ scene_break ] natalie : come on , marty , call me back . price : hey . natalie : hi . he 's here ? price : yeah , he 's inside . is that your work ? natalie : shh . [ price chuckles ] john : yeah . natalie : hi . john : hi . how 's rex doing ? natalie : he 'll survive . john : and , uh , how 's the little one doing ? natalie : he 's about to eat a gingerbread man . john : is he ? natalie : mm - hmm . mmm . john : so what 's the timetable ? natalie : i do n't know yet . you 'll have to ask the kid . john : no . what we talked about . getting married . how -- how long do you want to keep this a secret ? [ scene_break ] marty : i 'm not in the mood , todd . todd : aw , that 's too bad . marty : should i call the cops ? todd : yeah . while you 're at it , you can tell them you killed eddie ford . marty : eddie ford ? what -- all i know about eddie ford is that he 's james ford 's father and then they found him dead this morning . todd : right , thanks to you . marty : why would i kill eddie ford ? todd : to put me in statesville with your son . marty : are you delusional ? todd : yeah . no , you set me up , you see . and you killed eddie ford so you could frame me for the murder . [ scene_break ] john : oh , boy , how about christmas ? you want to tell people then ? natalie : ha . do n't you like having a little secret ? i mean , it 's not like people do n't know we 're together . i mean , we 're together . john : yeah . yeah , i know we 're together . it 's just you know we 're gon na have to tell people , eventually . i mean , unless you want to get married on our lunch break or something . natalie : we 'll tell people . i just need to make sure i stop anyone from interfering first . john : who 's gon na interfere ? [ scene_break ] marty : do you know how paranoid this sounds ? todd : well , then , it should be right up your alley . marty : what , that i would kill a man just to send you to prison ? todd : you broke into my house , stole my cufflink , and then you planted it next to eddie ford 's corpse . yeah , i 'm not saying the guy did n't deserve it , but i 'm not going down for it . [ scene_break ] natalie : my uncle 's a suspect ? john : it was his cufflink i found at the scene . natalie : did he know eddie ford ? john : this guy eddie , he had 3 sons , right ? natalie : robert ford ... john : right , who is still on the list . and there 's this guy james who claims he 's in love with starr , and there 's this other son named nate who apparently is dating dani , and we all know todd 's track record with his daughter 's boyfriends . natalie : there 's his motive . john : mm - hmm . you got anything back from the lab ? natalie : not yet . i was hoping to get something back on the hair samples that we found at the house , but i 'm pretty sure that they 're nora 's . john : okay . natalie : it 's just why would eddie ford kidnap the d.a . ? and is that why he was murdered ? [ scene_break ] clint : nora , does your kidnapping have anything to do with eddie 's murder ? bo : no . balsom got in , got nora out before eddie was even killed . clint : what about the accident ? bo : they were trying to avoid an oncoming car . clint : how 's rex ? nora : he 's gon na be fine , thank god . if we had n't been wearing seat belts , it would have been a different story , but -- clint : now , what makes you think that eddie abducted you so he could break up your marriage ? nora : it was just bizarre . he took my cell phone and he started sending bo all these horrible text messages and stuff . how did he even know we had fought , you know ? unless ... inez overheard us and ... i mean , what other explanation could there be ? bo : kidnapping is a criminal offense . inez is no criminal . clint : well , when people do things , they 're not always thinking about the law and everything . you know , i do n't want to accuse anybody here , but if you 're looking for somebody with a motive , i do n't think it 's any great secret that inez has a thing for you , bo . [ scene_break ] nate : what does eddie have to do with this ? inez : the man is dead . nate : good . clint : all you have to do is keep bo thinking that your relationship was indeed consummated . inez : and if i do n't ? clint : well , then i will have to tell the police that your son was at the scene of his father 's murder . nate : i know how that sounds , but i can not pretend that i 'm sad about it . inez : nate ... did you go to his room last night ? [ scene_break ] james : i know how much you wanted to protect me from dad , and this morning you said that he was never gon na touch me again . ford : james , i was in the e.r . all night , so even if i wanted to finish him off ... james : yeah , i , uh , i guess you 're right . i guess we 're not the only ones who wanted him dead . [ scene_break ] john : so this guy james claims he put a bullet in the wall and left the gun with his father and he took off . natalie : and you believe him ? john : i suppose it 's possible . natalie : well , if that 's true , then that means the killer 's still out there . john : yeah , which means i got work to do . natalie : all right . john : natalie . john : let me know when you want to tell your folks . natalie : come on , marty . why are you ignoring me ? [ scene_break ] marty : i read about it , and i 've seen pieces of it in some of my patients , but wow , a full - blown case . todd : right -- of payback , right ? marty : no , of projection . todd : what 's projection ? marty : you 're blaming me for something you 've done . you killed eddie ford , and you ca n't face it , so you 've convinced yourself that i 'm setting you up 'cause , of course , everything that goes wrong in your life is my fault , right ? but the truth of the matter is , you killed him . [ scene_break ] james : call me and let me know if you want me to pick up food or anything , okay ? ford : thanks . [ door closes ] langston : ford , you were n't in the e.r . all night , so you want to tell me why you just lied to your brother ? [ scene_break ] viki : i was standing right there when you got that phone call and i specifically asked you `` what 's wrong ? `` you said nothing about rex being in the hospital ! echo : viki , i had just found out that my only child was in the hospital , and i had no idea how bad it was . i was n't thinking , okay ? i 'm sorry ! charlie : look , viki , i should have called you -- viki : she made it sound as if you were inviting her to a motel . echo : what ? charlie : a motel ? viki : yes , for an affair ! echo : no ! charlie , i swear , i never said any such thing . i grabbed my bag , and i ran out of here . viki : oh , no . your exact words to me were , `` charlie needs me ! `` charlie : okay , okay , okay . you know what ? we had a miscommunication . my fault . and hey , all 's well that ends well . viki : no , it is not all well , charlie . i 'm sorry , it 's not . the mother of your son here is drinking for breakfast , and it was n't just orange juice . we have a child living in this house . we have two more on the way . your drinking -- echo : has gotten out of control ! charlie already knows that . charlie : and ... i 'm gon na help her get sober . [ scene_break ] clint : inez and i even talked about it . she broke up with me because she has feelings for you . nora : well , i 'm sorry that i ever encouraged you to date her , clint . clint : i 'm sorry that all of this happened to the two of you . nora : oh , it 's not your fault . clint : look , nora , i do n't mean to minimize your experience . it must have been terrifying , but a few lousy text messages ... that 's not going to harm a marriage as strong as yours . what did they say , anyway ? nora : oh , eddie made it sound like i was telling bo to go sleep with inez . clint : well , there you go . bo knew that was n't real . i mean , you 'd never want him to sleep with another woman . and bo would never dream of breaking his marriage vows , right , bo ? [ scene_break ] nate : why do you want to know if i went to eddie 's room last night ? inez : just answer the question . [ nate panting ] nate : mom , are you asking me if i killed him ? [ scene_break ] langston : i came back here to pick up some stuff for you , and when i got back to the e.r . , you were n't there . ford : i told you , i was getting some tests done . langston : right , except when i asked the nurses where you went , none of them knew . [ scene_break ] marty : what happened , todd ? why did you kill eddie ford ? todd : no . i did n't kill eddie ford . marty : sure you did , maybe because he 's a bully and abuses his sons . did it bring back memories of your fath -- todd : hey , hey , hey , hey ! stop it . no , i 'm not gon na listen to a quack like you . you definitely set me up and you were trying to get back at me for putting out that restraining order on you . marty : that you tricked starr into signing ? todd : you know , i notice she has n't revoked it . realizes how vindictive you are . marty : i 'm not vindictive . todd : you unleashed hannah , nearly got her and hope killed . marty : she knows that was not my intention . todd : remember , i know you , marty . i know how your mind works . somebody hurts you , you never let it go . and it 's only a matter of time before i find somebody -- a colleague , former patient , a neighbor -- someone who 's willing to talk . huh ? i 'm gon na make sure starr knows that you 're as dangerous as your trigger - happy son . marty : wait a minute . `` no matter how long it takes `` ? are you having me investigated ? [ scene_break ] natalie : marty , i need to talk to you . call me back . [ scene_break ] langston : when i was gone , did you go to the motel ? did you kill your father ? ford : no , lang . i was in a hospital getting poked and prodded and scanned . langston : ford , if you went to go get an x - ray , there 'd be some kind of record . there 'd be a picture , a film , a chart -- something . you do realize that now that james has been cleared , they 're gon na come after you . what are you gon na tell the police ? [ knock on door ] langston : do n't answer it . ford : i 'm not gon na start acting guilty when i 'm not . lieutenant , hi . uh , what can i do for you ? john : sorry to hear about your dad . ford : yeah , it was a lousy way to go , but as i 'm sure you know , we were n't that close . john : can i come in ? ford : yeah . come on in . john : i need to ask you where you were last night between midnight and 6 a.m . ford : well , my dad beat me up . i was in the hospital . john : okay . you were in the hospital all night ? ford : yeah . john : you got a witness -- anybody that can corroborate that ? ford : call the hospital . ask my doctor . ask the nurses . john : you know , doctors and nurses can be busy people . anyone else who can vouch for you ? langston : i can . john : you were there all night ? langston : yeah . i took him to the hospital . i waited there with him , and i took him home . john : okay . i 'll talk to the hospital . if there 's anything either one of you want to add , now would be a good time . ford : um , well , i ca n't think of anything , except that my old man was a nasty son of a bitch , so he hurt a lot of people , made a lot of enemies . john : right . okay . well , i 'm gon na check out your story . ford : do what you have to do . ford : why did you do that ? why did you lie for me ? [ scene_break ] inez : i would never accuse you of killing eddie . i was asking because i know that there was a fight and bobby was hurt , and maybe you went to talk to your father , and maybe you saw something . [ knock on door ] james : anybody home ? it 's james and starr . inez : do you want to let your brother in ? nate : hey . james : hey , how 's it going ? we just dropped by to see how you guys were doing . inez : thank you . that was very sweet of you . i 'm not really gon na miss your father . i do n't think any of us are . but it was a shock . nate : have you heard anything ? james : yeah . we just came from the p.d . nate : do they have any leads ? [ scene_break ] bo : how long is this gon na take ? orderly : she 's at the head of the line , commissioner . clint : see that she stays there . bo : i 'll be here when you get back . clint : okay , you want to tell me what the hell is going on ? bo : i told you . clint : i know , and i do n't believe a word of it . bo : what are you talking about ? clint : i know you . i know when something is eating at you . bo : my wife was kidnapped . she could have been killed in that car accident . clint : so why are n't you happy that she 's home safe and sound ? nora mentioned something about there being fights , arguments , so things have obviously been a little rough lately . i hope that you know that you can talk to me . bo : you turned to me when you had that affair with echo disavoy , so ... i guess now i 'll turn to you . i slept with inez . [ scene_break ] viki : you are going to help her get sober ? charlie : yes . echo : charlie caught me having a drink at the hospital , and he made me see that it was becoming a problem , and from what i understand , that 's the first step . charlie : admitting that you 're powerless . echo : right . that 's me . viki : well , that 's good . that 's good . so i assume you 're going to check yourself into rehab for a couple of months , right ? echo : oh , no . i ca n't afford that . and besides , rehab would take me away from my son and his family . viki : no , no . rehab would take you away from `` chuckles . `` echo : you know what ? you 're probably right . i should n't call you that anymore . i called you that when we were drinking , and charlie 's so much nicer . you know what ? he 's going to take me to one of his home meetings . viki : would you excuse us now ? echo : oh , yeah . i just -- i 'm gon na just go . charlie : she has a problem . viki : oh , no , no , no , charlie . she has a lot of problems . charlie : she is the mother of my son . viki : please . i know that . she has already admitted that she wants you . she threw herself at you . charlie : yeah , when she was drunk . viki : right , and when that did n't work , she figured she 'd try it sober . darling , she 's doing every single thing she can to get close to you . charlie : i know that , viki . she 's a drunk . she 's family . and i have got to help her . [ scene_break ] marty : are you having me followed ? todd : i do n't know if he 's following you now . marty : who ? todd : rex balsom . marty : you hired a private investigator to dig into my life ? todd : yeah , but as usual , he botched it . marty : that 's how she found out . natalie : i know exactly what you 're up to , you little bitch , and i will not let you ruin my life . [ knock on door ] natalie : get out . i need to talk to marty alone . [ scene_break ] clint : i knew that inez had a crush on you , but i never thought -- bo : i did n't . i do n't . i got all these text messages , and it just messed me up , and then i drank too much and ... what 's really weird . i do n't remember any of it , you know ? i kissed her , she kissed me -- i do n't know . clint : bo , you 've blocked it out , and i do n't blame you . bo : then i woke up . i saw all these empty beer bottles , and inez told me that we slept together . we had sex . i was just about to tell nora about it before you walked in . clint : no , no . whatever you do , do n't you dare tell nora . [ scene_break ] viki : you know that she 's manipulating you . charlie : well , she 's trying , but it 's not gon na work . viki : why would you subject yourself to that ? charlie : she 's a drunk . that 's what drunks do . they lie , and they deceive , and they manipulate . they will do anything they can to get what they want , whether that 's a next drink or the guy on the next bar stool . look , viki , that 's how a.a. works , okay ? we 've got to give it away . that 's how we stay sober , by helping out the next guy . viki : even when the next guy wants an awful lot more from you than just help ? charlie : i 'm gon na take her to a meeting . i 'm gon na get her started and help her find a sponsor . viki : why does it have to be your home meeting ? there are meetings all over this town . charlie : because then i can keep an eye on her . viki : oh , wonderful . and then she can share her way even deeper into your life . she 's gon na know more about you than i know . charlie : she already does . viki , we 're both drunks . viki : no ! no , you are much , much more than that . charlie : thank you , but it is my hope to get her sober , too , so that she will be a good mother to rex , a terrific grandma to shane , and that is all that i am trying to do here . i 'm not looking for anything more than that . viki : i 'm losing you . charlie : no . viki : yes , i am losing you . she 's in our home . she 's in our lives . she 's in our family . now she 's in your program ? what about me ? charlie , how do i make sure that you and i stay close ? charlie : you trust me . viki : okay . charlie : just tell her i 'm in the car . [ scene_break ] bo : no , i 've got to come clean . clint : no , you do n't . bo : look , when you came to me years ago and you told me about echo disavoy , my advice to you was go right to viki and tell her the truth . you did that . you got past it . clint : i had an affair with echo . what you did is not even a one - night stand . as the kids would say , it 's just a hook - up . bo : but i do n't think nora would care what you call it . i slept with the woman . clint : these -- these fights that you 've been having -- did n't you tell me that you threw the sam rappaport thing in nora 's face ? she 's gon na think this is some kind of payback . bo : no . clint : no ? can you trust inez ? bo : what ? do you mean , is she gon na tell ? no , i do n't think so . clint : so , what is the problem ? you telling nora would just be easing your guilt , and it would probably end up hurting her and the marriage , and what for ? bo : because i 've always been honest with her . clint : how are you gon na be honest with her ? what are you going to tell her -- that inez says you slept with her but you do n't remember it ? nora 's gon na laugh at that . and if she 's anything like me , she 's gon na get her shotgun , and she 's gon na shoot you . bo , bo . just put it out of your mind , all right ? and if your conscience starts to bother you , you come talk to me , but leave your wife in peace . [ scene_break ] james : anyway , we just came by to see how you guys were doing . inez : yeah , that was so sweet of you . thank you . james : yeah , and if you need anything -- i mean anything at all , just let me know , okay ? okay . well , anyway , we 'll see you later . inez : okay . starr : bye . inez : it was n't james . nate : i know . [ scene_break ] john : officers interviewed everyone registered at the motel . why did n't you talk to them ? man : i ca n't have my wife knowing where i was last night , if you know what i mean . john : ah . why are you here now ? man : i saw someone leaving the dead guy 's room . [ scene_break ] langston : you would have done anything to protect james , so that 's why i protected you , but i need to know . did you kill your father ? [ scene_break ] john : you think you can i.d . the person you think you saw leaving eddie ford 's room ? man : yeah . i got a good look . john : is the person you saw here ? [ scene_break ] todd : i was here first . marty : get the hell out , todd , or i 'm gon na get a restraining order . todd : looks like the holidays tipped someone over the edge , you know what i 'm saying ? next thing you know , we 're gon na see her in angel square pushing a shopping cart and asking the squirrels if anyone 's seen her kids . marty : todd , you better get a lawyer , too , or you will end up in statesville . marty : now what do you want ? natalie : i need to tell you something . marty : great . i can hardly wait . natalie : john asked me to marry him , and i said yes . [ scene_break ] john : the person you saw coming out of eddie ford 's room . man : right here . [ scene_break ] nora : you started to tell me something earlier . it sounded bad . what was it ? [ scene_break ] echo : whew . okay . where 's charlie ? viki : charlie 's waiting for you in the car . echo : oh , okay . viki : you and i are gon na have a little talk . echo : you know what , viki ? i know you do n't like this , but i am an alcoholic . viki : oh , you 're right . i do n't like this . let me tell you something . if you use your drinking to get between my husband and me , you are gon na need a hell of a lot more than a serenity prayer to help you . [ scene_break ] bo : the truth is ... those text messages -- i think i was more upset about those than i really realized . nora : oh , bo . i 'm so sorry . bo : oh , no . me . i ca n't believe that i did n't realize right off the bat that they were fake . nora : well , it was the timing of it . we just -- the fight and then i disappeared . you know i would never give up on this marriage , and i know you would never sleep with inez . so are we good ? bo : we 're great . clint : keep lying to her , little brother . it 's gon na make it so much worse when she finally finds out . [ cell phone rings ] clint : i ca n't talk right now . inez : so just listen . you told me that one of my sons was at the scene of eddie 's murder . james was just cleared . clint : what makes you think i was talking about james ? you have two more sons , inez . [ scene_break ] langston : did you leave the hospital and go to the motel ? ford : hey , where you been ? james : we went to go see how mom and nate were holding up . ford : and ? james : and they both seemed to be acting a little bit weird . starr : yeah , like maybe they were hiding something about your dad 's murder . [ scene_break ] inez : so , what are you saying ? are you saying that it was bobby , that bobby was at the motel , that he had something to do with eddie 's death ? clint : maybe it was nate . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] nate : lieutenant mcbain . hi . john : hey , nate . can i come in ? i need to ask you a couple of questions . nate : yeah . shoot . i mean , uh , sure . fine . john : what were you doing at your father 's murder scene ? [ scene_break ] marty : you and john are getting married ? natalie : yes . marty : forgive me if i do n't , you know , ask where you 're registering . why 'd you come , natalie ? to gloat ? natalie : you know why i 'm here . we 're happy , marty . please do n't tell him that this is n't his baby .
there 's a police investigation underway for the murder of eddie ford . john doubts it could be james since his story checked out and he was n't afraid to talk about what happened . but he does suspect robert . robert casts suspicion upon himself by admitting to james that he `` knows `` that james could not have done it . and he lies to james that he ( himself ) was in the hospital all night . langston confirms that she knows that he snuck out and came back and did not tell anybody where he went .. but she lies for robert when john questions him and asks if there are any witnesses who can confirm that he could not have been at the scene of the crime . clint goes to see nora and bo when she 's in the hospital and convinces nora that he bets that inez put eddie up to kidnapping her and attempt to break up her marriage with bo . nobody suspects clint when he tells them he knows that nobody could ever break up bo and nora 's marriage and that he would never sleep with inez . privately , bo confesses to nora that he did sleep with inez although he did not remember it . but clint convinces his brother not to tell her , sounding like he want to help them both and keep them together . but he still has a vindictive trick up his sleeve . there is suspicion that inez , nate or robert could have killed eddie . echo is `` working `` on charlie when he convinces her that she has a drinking problem , needs to get sober and needs him to take her to aa meetings . viki is furious and afraid that she will lose her husband .
téa : hey . what a surprise . john : how are you feeling ? téa : oh , well , i have good news . they just gave me my walking papers . john : holy cow . that is good news . who are you calling ? téa : my daughter . john : you do n't have to call somebody . i can take you home . téa : you do n't have to do that . john : come on . i like to finish what i 'm starting , all right ? you sure you 're good to go ? téa : yes . vivian says the baby is just fine now , and after 24 hours of rest , my blood pressure is down by ... a lot of points . john : a lot of points ? is that the medical term ? téa : instead of grilling me , why do n't you update me on the investigation ? any progress on nailing todd for my husband 's murder ? [ scene_break ] todd : why do n't you lead with the storm causing extensive damage and do the power outages after the jump . not bad , jack . we 'll make a newsman out of you yet . jack : what if i do n't want to be one ? todd : nonsense . this is what we do . it 's in your blood . jack : oh , get real . we both know why i 'm here . you threatened me . you said if i did n't come here to work for you , you 'd tell mcbain i started that fire . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] neela : shane ? shane : hey . i 'm out of town with my dad for a couple days . i just wanted to see how things were going with jack . neela : you must be psychic . i 'm on my way to see him right now . shane : you have the tape recorder , right ? neela : yeah . but i do n't think i want to turn it on this time . shane : why not ? neela : i do n't feel right spying . jack 's -- jack 's been really good to me . shane : yeah , because he thinks you 're hot and wants you to like him . no matter what , he still killed my mom . [ scene_break ] moe : buttons -- get your red - hot buttons here . get them while they last . viki : i tell you , it feels so good to be doing something for gigi . noelle : i hope she is putting in a good word with the great pie maker in the sky . i want to win today . moe : hey . there is no doubt we are gon na win . i got a couple of these for rex and shane , too . noelle : i ca n't believe they came all the way down here . viki : well , they think that gigi would have wanted them to be here . and i also think there 's something about this place that just makes them closer to her , you know ? [ scene_break ] cutter : thanks for letting me use your shampoo . it smells like peaches . stacy ? [ scene_break ] john : hey . what happened to no stress , all right ? i was here when the doctor said no stress . you know what talking about investigation does ? stress . that equals stress . téa : i am stressed because the wrong man is taking responsibility for a crime he did n't commit . the sooner we close in on todd , the less stressed i will be . john : you 're making me stressed , all right ? and that 's some crazy logic , but i will humor you , okay ? all right , so , we sent blair 's computer to the bureau -- some techs i know there , all right ? we 're gon na try to pinpoint tomás ' location at the time of the video chat with blair . téa : anything else ? john : yeah , but i ca n't talk to you about it . listen . listen , all right ? i do n't want to get your hopes up until we have something concrete . you know , be less stressful that way . for both of us . mostly me . téa : i 'm sorry . i do n't mean to put pressure on you , especially after everything you 've done for me . john : well ... that 's nice . you 're welcome . téa : but you need to stop hovering , all right ? it 's almost christmas . you have a son , you have natalie -- i do n't want to keep you from them . [ scene_break ] natalie : i had a little talk with jessica . clint : just talk ? no fighting ? natalie : i know . a record for us . clint : i 'm happy to hear that . natalie : me too ... because she is my sister and no matter what , no one can give me advice the way she does . clint : and she gave you advice on john ? natalie : she told me i should just let go of everything i 've been holding on to , all my hurt feelings and how i feel about john judging me , and just try and see if we can move on , maybe work things out , you know ? john 's tried to be honest with me about how he feels , and it 's time that i 'm honest with him about how i feel . so , i need to tell him how i feel . [ scene_break ] moe : for us , this pie hop is kind of like an anniversary . noelle : since it was when i almost got kicked out of it . that 's when moe went from being my boss to being my something else . thanks to you . viki : oh , please . i just made an observation about something that anyone could see . moe : and gave me a shove in the right direction . noelle : took you long enough . moe : well , how was i supposed to know you were interested after all the time you spent pushing me away ? noelle : all right . well , i finally got over myself and you did , too , and the rest is history . maybe you need to take your own advice . viki : my advice ? moe : heck , yeah . do n't waste time like we did . viki : oh , how did this become about me ? noelle : i think you 're doing the same thing with clint -- refusing to admit you care . moe : charlie thinks it 's his fault . he thinks you 're passing up a good thing 'cause you 're afraid clint will hurt you like he did . viki : [ laughs ] you are discussing me with charlie ? noelle : well , just because we all want you to know that not all guys are gon na make the same mistake charlie made . viki : okay . thank you . thank you . i really appreciate you looking out for me , but you know what ? i came here for a pie contest . i came to make sure that the best pie in america wins the blue ribbon today , and that 's what we 're gon na concentrate on , okay ? not me , but winning -- for gigi . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] rex : aubrey . hey . we were just about to head over to the pie competition . thanks . yeah . i think ... the gigi morasco special has a real shot today . yeah , we 're on a flight out later today , so do n't worry . we 'll be home in time to celebrate christmas together . no , i talked to shane . he 's -- he 's cool about it . me too . i 'll talk to you soon . shane : we talked about this . if you get jack to admit what he did , you 'd be doing a good thing , neela . and it 'd be like the best christmas present i could ever get . neela : i want to help you , shane . really . [ door opens ] shane : i got to go . rex : it 's okay . i 'm not gon na ask who it is this time . so , ready to rock some pie ? shane : definitely . think noelle 's gon na win ? rex : are you kidding ? it 's a lock . i think it 's gon na be a great day for all of us . [ scene_break ] todd : i know that you 'd rather be , well , just about anywhere but here , but i think it 's great . you and i can get to know one another a little bit . you 're my son , you know ? i 'd love to have a relationship with you . jack : that 's what you call it ? 'cause i call it `` blackmail . `` todd : tomahto . copy intern -- it 's cool . you get to learn my business from the ground up . jack : it 's not your business , okay ? it 's my dad 's business . you 've no right to be sitting at that desk after what you did to him . todd : i did n't do anything . tomás delgado killed victor . jack : i was n't talking about that . i was talking what you stole from him . not only did you steal his business , you stole his house , his money , his family . todd : are you always this obnoxious ? jack : hell , yeah ! todd : attaboy ! like father , like son . sit down ! [ scene_break ] stacy : we should get going . cutter : are you okay ? stacy : [ sighs ] after yesterday ? no , not really . i just keep thinking about that memory i had of shane . cutter : stacy , i tried to explain -- stacy : i know , i know . gigi worked at the bon jour . not me . cutter : look , you remembered kim finding you after your accident . you almost died . that happened to stacy , not gigi . stacy : okay . okay . you 're right . you 're right . i 'm stacy . just [ sighs ] ever since coming here , i 've just gotten more and more confused about a whole bunch of stuff . cutter : all the more reason to leave this place . stacy : yeah , i ca n't believe i was so excited to come to paris , texas . this place is so not what i thought it would be . cutter : that 's why we 're leaving . but we just have to be careful 'cause we do n't want to run into rex balsom or shane . right now , the coast is clear , so are you ready to go to the airport ? stacy : no . not yet . there 's one more place i have to go . i have to go back to the bon jour one more time . [ scene_break ] noelle : do n't jinx me . shane : hey . rex : noelle ! moe : oh . noelle : ohh ! [ laughs ] i 'm so glad you guys are here ! you are gon na be my good- luck charms . moe : help yourselves , boys . [ scene_break ] jack : you know , saying it does n't mean it 's true . todd : what ? the whole father / son thing ? jack : you are not my father . victor was my father . todd : no , but i 'm the one protecting you now , right ? i 'm the one looking out for you . i 'm the one keeping you out of jail , and you know why i 'm doing that , jack ? jack : no . i do n't know . todd : because i care about you . i 'd hate to see you , you know , throw your whole life away , and that 's exactly what would happen if i came forward with what i know . and i 'm not just talking about , you know , trying to burn this place down , but all that nonsense with gigi morasco -- jack : would you stop throwing that in my face ? what , do you think i do n't feel bad enough already ? [ knock on door ] todd : come in . jack : neela . hey . what are you doing here ? neela : i went by your house . your mom said you were here working ... with your ... dad ? todd : hi . yeah . um , you know , it 's just ... the old man showing him the ropes . you gon na introduce me ? jack : this is my friend from school , neela patel . todd : patel ? neela : yes . my brother vimal works with you . todd : oh . great . nice to meet you . neela : nice to meet you . i came by to ask if you wanted to have lunch . jack : well , first you 're gon na have to ask scrooge here . he 's the one making me work the whole week before christmas . todd : well , somebody 's got to pay for all those presents . speaking of -- maybe i should just go drop them off right now . you two make yourself at home in my office . mi office es su office . here . look . some menus . you know ? you can order whatever you want and put it on my tab . neela : that does n't sound like scrooge . jack : yeah , whatever . thanks ! neela : i do n't understand . i thought you hated him . what happened ? [ scene_break ] téa : was that a message about the case ? john : huh ? no . it was natalie . téa : why do n't you call her back ? i 'm still waiting for the paperwork . john : she said just to call her later . téa : well , why wait ? it could be about liam . john : it 's not about liam . i checked in on him about six times already today . he 's fine . téa : you must be thrilled to have him back in your life . john : there 's nothing better . téa : and natalie ? john : what about her ? téa : well , she 's called you twice , and you have n't called her back . john : yes , i know . understand this -- she 's the one that does not want to talk to me . téa : but she 's calling you -- john : no , listen . she -- i do n't know why i 'm telling you this . apparently , i 'm a little stressed . but here it goes . but from the moment that i found out the truth about liam , i told natalie that i want to talk to her -- i want to talk to her about us . and she cut me off . she said she did n't want to hear about it , all right ? so there 's the end of the story . do n't -- do n't say anything . [ scene_break ] clint : it sounds like your sister was a big help . natalie : yeah , she was . as soon as i was done talking to her , i gave john a call . clint : and what did he say ? natalie : unfortunately , it was not a good time for him to talk . clint : but you 're gon na try again . natalie : i did . i called and texted , but i have n't heard back from him . clint : well , i hope that does n't stop you , honey . natalie : where do you think i 'm going ? i 'm gon na track john down and talk to him in person . [ scene_break ] téa : so what natalie said days ago and what she might say now could be two entirely different things . women have been known to change their minds . john : okay . maybe she 's pretty stubborn . téa : and she 's been calling you constantly . john : okay . so maybe it 's something i do n't want to talk about on the phone . téa : okay , so , then maybe you 're the one who 's stubborn . because from where i 'm sitting -- not that you 've asked my advice -- you 're the one avoiding the conversation . [ scene_break ] rex : oh , this is great . gigi would be so psyched . shane : so when 's the judge gon na get here ? noelle : oh , well , he was supposed to be here a while ago , but it 's been a long morning and the bon jour is his last stop . i only hope his taste buds are n't all worn out by now . moe : do n't you worry . this baby will wake them up , i tell you . shane : can we get a piece , too ? noelle : oh , not just a piece . i got a whole pie for you , one for your dad , and viki , too . you can all take them with you on the plane today . shane : are you gon na be on our flight ? viki : no . i had not planned on that , no . moe : can you talk to her ? we have been trying to convince her to go home and patch things up with clint . viki : moe , i thought we agreed we were n't gon na talk about it anymore . moe : oh . i forgot . rex : hey , guys . an official - looking car just pulled up . it 's got to be the judge , right ? noelle : oh ! oh , my gosh . okay . this is it . shane : do n't worry . viki : you 've got this in the bag . moe : absolutely . noelle : thank you . honey , i want you to know that if i win this today , it is because your mama is here watching over us . rex : welcome to the bon jour . i 'm rex balsom . prof. fina : oh , well , professor delbert fina , jr . rex : do i know you from somewhere ? [ scene_break ] stacy : i just feel so bad about callie . she gave us jobs when we did n't even have any references or anything . cutter : and i washed like a ton of dishes . look -- i 've got dishpan hands to prove it . stacy : we ca n't just run off without letting her know . i have to at least return my uniform . cutter : just leave it . the maid will find it . she 'll bring it back to the bon jour . stacy : no . i ca n't . i ca n't . why do n't you just go to the airport and get us , like , some cheap flight somewhere , and i 'll meet you there ? cutter : stacy , that 's crazy . i mean , what if you run into -- [ knock on door ] man : sorry to disturb you , but there 's a problem with your card . cutter : my card ? man : the credit card you gave us last night . it did n't go through . cutter : did n't you guys run it when i first checked in ? stacy ! wait ! [ scene_break ] téa : do n't ignore this , mcbain . she is reaching out to you . john : whoa , whoa . no . she 's not . she 's not reaching out to me . you know how i know this ? because when i reached out to her , she shot me down . hey -- i like pain as much as the next guy , but i do n't want that to happen again , okay ? beyond all this , i 'm on the clock . i have work to do . and right now , that job is to find your damn brother . téa : okay , detective . and when we do , we can finally put todd behind bars for killing my husband . [ scene_break ] jack : he figured it out . neela : who figured what out ? jack : scarface . he knows i set that fire , so he made me a deal . i work here every day for basically the rest of my life , and he does n't go to the cops . neela : but that 's -- jack : blackmail . the worst part about it is he thinks that if i work here a lot , i 'm gon na , like , change my mind about him -- accept him as my father . neela : does n't look like it 's working . jack : he 'll never be my father . my father 's dead . but at least i know scarface did n't kill him . you want to order ? neela : so many places . how do we choose ? jack : i say we go with the most expensive . neela : look . an indian restaurant . vimal and rama were talking about this one . jack : i do n't know much about indian food . you might have to help me out with this . neela : no problem . maybe we can start with bhindi jaipuri then daal shorba , then maybe tikka masala . you 've had curry before , right ? jack : i think so . neela : do you like it mild , medium , or hot ? jack : hot . neela : we should probably order medium , just to be on the safe side . jack : i 'm really glad you came , neela . neela : so am i . [ scene_break ] cutter : just take that . that should cover it , all right ? i got to go . rex : i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i do n't mean to stare . i just feel like maybe we 've met before . noelle : how do you do ? i 'm the proud baker , noelle ortiz - stubbs . prof. fina : delbert fina , jr . professor , author , and pie aficionado . noelle : right this way . moe : welcome to our humble establishment , professor . i 'm noelle 's husband , moe , and these are some of our friends . prof. fina : which one is -- oh , yes -- gigi . viki : oh , uh , gigi is no longer with us , i 'm sorry to say . but noelle has created this magnificent pie in her memory . prof. fina : hm . well . she must have been a very , uh , well , special person . rex : she was . shane : and a great mom . prof. fina : tell me about what you like to call the -- ah , yes -- the gigi morasco special . noelle : well , it is an irresistible blend of sweet and tart , just like she was . prof. fina : well , let 's -- shall we put it to the test ? oh . oh . [ clears throat ] oh , excellent texture , and it 's so nice -- the tart and the , uh , sweet . you only get that in chinese food . you never find it in a pie . so , uh , well , let 's try the crust . if i could just get it on my -- oh , light , flaky . mmm ! something in there . it 's , uh , what is it ? is it curry ? is it cardamom ? noelle : sorry . my secret . prof. fina : well , it 's -- it 's great . it 's up against some very fine contenders , as you can see . so , um ... hmm . well , i think -- perhaps another bite . i mean , just to be sure . [ clears throat ] i have , uh , uh , made my decision . the winner of the 2011 paris , texas , bake - off is ... the gigi morasco special . [ cheers and applause ] noelle : thank you . prof. fina : you are welcome , and it is , indeed , very special . and after tasting 12 pies in 3 hours , i ought to know . noelle : [ laughs ] oh ! thank you so much ! shane . shane : thanks . noelle : of course . rex : glad we came ? shane : mom would have loved this . you know what ? for the first time in a while , i actually feel happy . rex : yeah , me too . [ scene_break ] stacy : what are you doing ? ! cutter : you ca n't go in there ! stacy : i ca n't ? cutter : no . what ? look . i know that you feel close to these people , and you feel like you 're pulled towards them , because they were so close to your sister , but if one of them saw you -- stacy : i know . the last thing i want to do is cause them any more pain , but it makes me feel really good to see them so happy . [ scene_break ] prof. fina : so , uh , nice to meet you all . rex : same here . you know , i am still trying to figure out where i know you from . prof. fina : well , some people say that i resemble my father , professor delbert fina , sr . see , he , uh , he wrote a book you have read , `` mysteries of time . `` rex : you do look alike . prof. fina : yes , my father was a great seeker of the truth . he , uh , devoted his life to unraveling the , uh , what 's it called ? oh , yes . your face reminds me -- the puzzles of the universe . you can keep that book . noelle : oh , you can read it on the plane . rex : thank you , professor . i appreciate this . prof. fina : i , myself , am about to take a flight . viki : really ? where are you going ? prof. fina : oh , arizona . and as soon as i can find where i put my glasses -- viki : i 've got it . prof. fina : you 've got my glasses ? viki : no . i know where rex thinks he knows you from . rex , the professor looks exactly like delphina . he could be her twin brother . rex : you 're right ! there 's a - a - a psychic back from where we 're from , llanview , pennsylvania . some people think she 's pretty good . you do look just like her . moe : well , you know what they say -- everybody 's got a double somewhere . [ scene_break ] stacy : this place meant so much to my sister . cutter : yeah , i guess it did . stacy : it just makes me wonder if i stayed , maybe it would have meant a lot to me , too . [ scene_break ] rex : what are you looking at ? shane : i do n't know . i just had this weird feeling , but it 's gone now . rex : ready to go home ? want to get ready for christmas ? shane : yeah . rex : we 're gon na head over to the airport now . moe : oh , and you 're going with them . no arguments . you need to get back to clint . [ scene_break ] kim : hello , cowboy . clint : dear god . what happened ? are you okay ? kim : oh , take my advice . never mess with a girl from india . [ scene_break ] jack : that 's amazing . what is it ? neela : pickled pigeon tongue . jack : i 'm gon na go get some water . neela : [ laughs ] i 'm just teasing you . but you 're really fearless . you tried everything . jack : i guess i like indian food . that is , i like eating it with you . so what are you doing for christmas ? do you guys celebrate that ? neela : we did n't back in india , but it 's a little different here . vimal and rama got a tree , and we 're going to decorate it and everything . jack : oh , cool . neela : yeah . sometimes i wonder what my parents would think about that . jack : do you miss them ? neela : sometimes . and i know one day i 'll have to go home , but for now , i 'm just going to enjoy being here . and everything about it . jack : me too . [ scene_break ] téa : what are you doing here ? todd : i was dropping a christmas present off with danielle , and she said that you were here , that there were complications with the baby . téa : i 'm fine . todd : are you sure ? téa : yes . i 'm fine . i 'm cleared to leave very soon . i just have to wait for the papers . todd : okay . baby 's okay , too ? téa : like you give a damn about me or victor 's baby . todd : of course , i do . what makes you think that i do n't ? téa : let 's see . why would i think you do n't care . john : hey . hey . hey . remember what the doctor said about stress -- not good for the baby . the doctor does n't want to see her get upset . todd : i understand . is there anything i can do ? téa : well , uh , my husband was murdered and my brother 's missing . is there anything you can do about either of those things ? todd : i know this is very difficult for you . i understand that it 's hard to process . téa : oh , you know how i feel ? you of all people know how i feel ? john : okay , todd . why do n't you back off ? you 're not helping . todd : she 's the one who 's being cranky . john : i understand , but she 's going through a lot right now , okay ? and , you know , if she needs to lash out a little bit , so be it , all right ? but , um , again -- you need to calm down a bit , okay ? 'cause we need to do what 's best for the little one . you understand ? téa : yeah . mcbain 's right . i am , uh , i 'm grieving my husband , and i 'm worried about my brother . i 'm sorry i lashed out at you . [ scene_break ] jack : i 'm sorry . should i not have done that ? neela : no . you just surprised me , that 's all . jack : well , i surprised me , too . i do n't know . we just -- i felt like we were having such a great time , and i felt so close to you . neela : i feel the same way . jack : really ? neela : i can be myself when i 'm with you . jack : same with me . when i 'm with other people , i feel like i have to put on an act , you know ? neela : what kind of an act ? jack : like i have to be a badass and break all the rules . it makes me do stupid things . neela : everybody does stupid things . jack : not as many as me . you know . i set that fire , and you know i bullied shane . but when i 'm with you , i just start to forget all those things . i - i feel that everything can finally be okay . neela : maybe it will be , but your father 's not going to tell anyone what you did , and i wo n't , either . you 're not going to get caught . jack : [ sighs ] neela : what is it ? tell me . jack : it 's not just about getting caught . neela : then what is it about ? jack : it 's about living with what i 've done and the people i 've hurt . [ scene_break ] rex : it 's okay . it 's an emotional day . lots of reminders . this is normal . noelle : well , i 'm afraid we have some bad news . viki : the flight 's oversold , so one of us has to stay and take the next one , which i think should be me . moe : no way . you have to get back to llanview as soon as possible . noelle : he 's right , viki . you need to give clint a chance . rex : i 'll stay . shane , you go with viki . i 'll be there as soon as i can . do n't worry -- in time for christmas , definitely . viki : are you sure ? rex : positive . i mean , clint and i have had our issues , but if you have a chance to be happy with him , you should take it . it 's something i learned this year . viki : well , that 's kind of hard to argue with . moe : that 's because he 's right . but are you ready to admit it ? viki : yes , okay . i admit it . i have been pushing clint away and probably for the wrong reasons . noelle : but you want him back in your life . viki : yeah , i do . noelle : and you are not gon na get all hung up on kim what 's - her - name . viki : no . no , no , no . kim is out of the picture . [ scene_break ] clint : kim , have you had that looked at ? kim : i 'm fine . honest . you should see the other guy . clint : yeah , well , one thing about kimberly andrews -- she gives as good as she gets . kim : i 'm gon na have that on my tombstone . right next to `` ca n't take orders , even if they 're her own . `` i 'm sorry . clint : what are you talking about ? kim : i promised i would give you time to make up your mind , but i ca n't wait , clint . i need an answer . are you gon na choose viki or me ? [ scene_break ] cutter : i 'm gon na go get us another flight , which may take a while . apparently there are some issues with my plastic . stacy : so what happened at the motel ? cutter : i had to pay cash . but do n't worry , 'cause i 've got a few other cards up my sleeve . get it ? cards ? i knew i 'd make you smile sooner or later . are you gon na be okay with me at the ticket counter ? stacy : yeah . i 'll be fine . thanks . prof. fina : hello , miss . stacy : hello . do i know you ? you look really familiar . prof. fina : [ laughs ] well , i , uh , i must have one of those faces . [ chuckles ] how about you ? anybody ever mistake you for anyone else ? stacy : do n't ask . prof. fina : where are you headed , if i may ? stacy : i do n't really know . but it does n't matter . the only reason i ended up here in paris , texas , is because i spun a globe and i pointed right at it . it was totally random . prof. fina : no . i doubt that very much . i do n't believe that anything in this universe is random . stacy : you do n't ? prof. fina : no , no . no , no , no . no . perhaps you came here for a reason . stacy : oh , i thought maybe so , but i kind of gave up on that . prof. fina : oh , you must n't do that . no , no . you must never do that . i have a motto , and it 's served me well . stacy : yeah ? what 's your motto ? prof. fina : my motto ? well , what -- yes , what is it ? oh ! oh , yes . `` do n't give up . do n't ever give up . `` [ scene_break ] todd : there 's no need to apologize . i 'm just glad you 're okay . i 'm glad the baby 's okay , too . téa : thank you . todd : believe it or not , i care about you both . téa : i think i 'm gon na be sick . john : yeah . i think i threw up a little bit in my mouth . téa : [ chuckles ] john : that 's a small price to pay , all right ? we ca n't let manning know that we 're suspicious of him . téa : i know . i 'm glad you are here to keep me from showing my hand -- at least all of it . john : yeah . me too . téa : thank you for being a good friend to me , detective . john : hi . téa : hey , natalie . natalie : hi . i called the station . they said that you might still be here . is everything all right ? téa : oh , yeah . i 'm fine . i just got my walking papers , so ... natalie : that 's great . téa : yeah . john : so i 'm gon na get her home , okay ? i do n't want to do this here , so whatever it is , it 's gon na have to wait . [ scene_break ] neela : whatever you 've done , i can see you regret it . jack : that does n't change anything . i ca n't go back and make it right . neela : no , you ca n't , so maybe you should n't think about it . just focus on -- jack : you think i can just forget ? because i ca n't . i 've tried . neela : you 're being too hard on yourself . i mean , i know what you did , and i still -- jack : no , you do n't know . you do n't know everything , okay ? neela : you think that really matters ? jack : trust me . if you knew the whole story , you would n't like me anymore . in fact , you might hate me . neela : i could never hate you . jack , listen . whatever you did -- jack : i wish i could tell you . i wish i could tell someone . i 've been carrying it around all this time . i just do n't know if i can anymore . neela : i 'm so sorry . i wish there was something i could do to help . jack : maybe there is . but , neela , if i tell you the truth , i need to know -- can i trust you ? completely ? [ scene_break ] kim : it 's a pretty simple question . clint : kimberly , that 's one thing it 's not . none of this is simple . kim : either you want to be with me or you do n't . i know you care about me . clint : i do . i do care about you . and i 'm sorry that cutter 's letter made it seem like i did n't care . kim : that son of a bitch kept us apart . clint : yeah , it was wrong . but during that time , as i told you , viki and i reconnected . she took me in here when she did n't have to , and i think she literally saved my life . and there are things that bond us -- history , children . kim : and i told you i understood that someone could have feelings for two people at once , but you ca n't have us both , clint . so you have to make up your mind . clint : that 's exactly what i 've been trying to do , but -- kim : i guess you need a little help . [ scene_break ] cutter : vegas , baby ! you ready to hit up the -- stacy ? rex : do n't give up on what ?
john is with tea in the hospital after she 's had a labor pain but has been told she and the baby will be ok . john is still concerned about her stress and she just wants him to arrest todd and get justice for what has happened to her brother . in their conversation , however , she urges him not to give up on natalie although he believes natalie is done with him and he has no choice . natalie has a similar conversation with clint where her father urges her not to give up on john . viki , rex and shane are ready to come back from paris , tx after noelle 's pie , the gigi morasco special has won the pie baking contest . but there appears to be only 2 seats available so one of them has to stay behind . viki is reluctant to returning knowing that clint is in her home . but noelle urges her to get back to her life . and rex volunteers to stay behind somehow knowing he has some sort of `` incompletion `` . little do they know that gigi / stacy who looks just like gigi and who may be gigi , has been outside the bon jour cafe right when her pie `` won `` . shane urges neela to get the truth out of jack on tape recorder about being responsible for gigi 's death . but she has reservations believing that jack is a nice boy and feels remorse for what he did . right when viki is returning home , kim finds clint and asks him to choose between her and viki . he knows that viki is the woman he loves but assuming she 's done with him , he lets kim kiss him right when viki walks in the door to see them . at the bon jour , while rex stays behind , he comes face to face with gigi / stacy .
marcie : eric . hi . yeah , i -- i just forgot to thank you for the balloons . no , nothing 's wrong . no . i guess maybe i was just hoping that i could get a little advice from my big brother . it 's about michael . i feel like i 'm losing him , and i do n't really know what to do about it . [ scene_break ] paige : hey , michael ? i just heard from the hospital board . michael : okay . give it to me straight . am i allowed to practice medicine or not ? [ scene_break ] daniel : working late tonight ? bo : you know , unless i 'm wrong , we still have two high - profile murder investigations that are wide open , and my nephew 's son is still missing . daniel : it was just an observation , bo . bo : all right . you had any luck tracking down that bank account that cramer was putting money in ? nora : daniel ? i need to talk to you . i 'm sorry . i 'm obviously interrupting . bo : no , go ahead , talk . nora : no , it 's okay , i 'll wait . bo : no , you 're here . why do n't you say what you have to say ? nora : i 'll wait . it 's fine . daniel : would you guys please tell me what the hell is going on ? [ scene_break ] kevin : yeah , well , i 'm paying you to keep track of my wife , so why is it that i know more about what she 's doing than you do ? no , my son came back alone from wherever he was meeting kelly . i want her found now . blair : oh , what 's wrong , kevin ? lose track of an ex - wife ? kevin : oh , you look like you 're one ex - husband short yourself . blair : now that we got the cheap shots out of the way , why do n't you come inside and buy me a drink . [ scene_break ] daniel : well ? bo : well , when you finish this discussion here , then -- well , i 'll be in my office . daniel : okay . okay , i 'm listening . nora : well , as you might have gathered , bo and i had a fight . a knockdown- dragout , years - in - the - making fight , but that 's not important right now . daniel : well , it is if we 're going to continue to work together . nora : well , then i guess i owe you two apologies . i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to lash out at you when you said that i was holding out hope for bo and me to get together . there might have been more to it than i thought . daniel : maybe . nora : well , what i realized tonight , finally , was that bo and i were right when we got divorced . he 's my past . you 're part of my future , and i really want to focus on you . daniel : nora , slow down . nora : okay , what does that mean ? daniel : hey , i want to focus on us , too . but with the notoriety surrounding these two murder investigations , and you and bo obviously at each other 's throats , we 're really not going to get very far . nora : you 're right again . daniel : i love when you say that . but , anyway , what do you say we go make some peace ? after you . [ knock on door ] bo : yeah , come in . nora : bo , we 're two adults and we have jobs to do . i think we can leave our personal baggage at the door . bo : i could n't agree more . nora : fine . daniel : great . so what do you say we concentrate on the cramer murder ? bo : all right , what about those bank deposits ? daniel : sorry , bo , it was a dead end . bo : wait a minute , are you telling me that cramer collected all that money and you ca n't find it ? [ scene_break ] riley : thought you were going to bed . jen : i could n't sleep . where did you go ? you were gone when i went downstairs . riley : to take a walk . you looking for something ? jen : oh , it 's no big deal . riley : i think it 's a very big deal . [ scene_break ] marcie : what do you mean ? no , i 'm not -- i 'm not comparing him to al . [ scene_break ] paige : well , i would n't hang up your stethoscope just yet . the board found no evidence of negligence on your part the night tico santi was murdered . michael : yes ! of course they did n't . paige : i know it was very difficult for you to stand up in front of the board with this . but you know what , after your 90-day probation period , your record is going to be -- michael : 90-day probation period ? paige : yeah , standard procedure . michael : for what ? you just said that i was cleared of all wrongdoing , so what am i on probation for ? paige : michael , it 's -- michael : a man 's life - support system was pulled . i do n't see why i should have to pay for that . paige : you 're not . the board just wants to keep an eye -- michael : just wants to cover their butts . paige : you know what ? this could 've turned out a lot worse than it did . you should remember that . [ scene_break ] marcie : i do n't even know who michael is anymore . he 's -- he 's always angry . i know . i know , i know i should be talking to him about this . listen , i got to go , okay ? i love you , and tell james i said hi . okay , bye . hey . michael : talking to your brother on the phone ? marcie : yeah . dr. miller is almost ready to discharge me , so i thought maybe we could go somewhere and we could talk about some things . michael : i ca n't . marcie : why ? did you hear from the board ? michael : the good news is that i 'm still allowed to practice medicine . the bad news is i 'm on a leash , a very short leash . [ scene_break ] riley : this has the initials p.c . on it . this is paul cramer 's , is n't it ? be serious ! my dad 's asking me all these questions about you and paul , and i find this in your purse . jen : i told you a million times that i did n't kill paul . you said you believed me . riley : and i still do . jen : then why are you accusing me ? riley : i 'm not accusing you , but i have to know how you got this . now , be straight with me . jen : okay . that night that i got paul drunk , when i stole the videotape of rex and my mom , i guess i must 've accidentally taken it from the motel room . riley : and you 've been carrying it around for months . why ? jen : i was scared , riley . i did n't know what to do with it . and then once paul turned up dead , everyone would think that -- that i killed him if they knew that i had that . i guess i was right . [ scene_break ] bo : what happened to your friends in the banking industry ? daniel : i called every one of them . bo : and they could n't help us follow that money ? daniel : they traced the number to the robert morris savings bank in philadelphia . they said they did n't have any record of the account . they said a computer worm corrupted their files a little while back , maybe our account was among them . that means we 've got zip . nora : so paul cramer was broke ? bo : i checked every person that was in cramer 's room , and that bank statement did not belong to any of them . it had to be paul 's . now , he was extorting money from someone , and someone was willing to pay him . nora : then why would he be going after the cramers or kevin just before he was killed ? bo : because he 's a greedy little bastard . now , are you sure that you checked every angle ? daniel : look , bo , what do you want , a transcript of all the telephone calls i made ? bo : no , i want things to make sense here , and this does n't . nora : okay , it 's not daniel 's fault . bo : i did n't say that . nora : it was your lead that turned into a wild - goose chase . bo : yeah , well , you did n't say that before . nora : okay , bo , this is n't personal . bo : the hell this is n't personal . that bank statement is a flashing neon sign that points straight to paul cramer 's killer . now , if you can get over your ridiculous need to be right all the time , then maybe we could catch this son of a bitch . [ scene_break ] michael : i 'm on a 90-day probation , which means no unscheduled breaks . marcie : well , that is n't fair , is it ? michael : well , it is what it is . i got to be on my best behavior , no mistakes . marcie : you know what ? you 'll get through it . i believe in you . paige : marcie , i have -- i have your discharge papers here . i just need a few john hancocks , a final exam , and then you 're out of here . marcie : sounds good . paige : great . michael : i got to go check on a patient . i 'll come back and check on you before you take off , okay ? marcie : promise ? [ scene_break ] michael : hey , jen . jen : is marcie still here ? michael : yeah , yeah . she 's just finishing up with the doctor . are you okay ? you do n't look so good . jen : i just -- i feel like i do n't have anybody to talk to . i do n't know where else to go . [ scene_break ] kevin : well , you may not believe this , blair , but i am sorry for what you 're going through right now . blair : well , you 're right . i do n't believe it . kevin : you ever consider that maybe it 's for the best ? blair : oh , yeah , right . my children have been abandoned by their father , starr is not sleeping . yeah , it 's for the best . kevin : well , he would 've hurt you all eventually . blair : oh , so better now than later ? is that what you 're saying ? kevin : well , i 'm just saying that i 'm sorry for what you and the kids are going through . i 'm not surprised , but i do n't know what else to say . blair : well , why do n't you stop playing the innocent ? because i know you and todd went at it before the wedding , and i know what you probably did . you played on all of his insecurities , told him that he would eventually screw it up . kevin : was i wrong ? blair : you practically pushed him out the door yourself . so , here 's to you , kevin . for the second year in a row , you have ruined the holidays for my family . satisfied ? [ scene_break ] jen : i 'm sorry . michael : you do n't have anything to be sorry about . what 's going on ? jen : nothing . michael : listen , i am your doctor . you can talk to your doctor , ca n't you ? jen : it 's just -- michael : i 'm also your friend . jen : do you know what it 's like to have people not trust you , to assume the worst about you ? i mean , you start to second - guess yourself . you start to think , `` maybe they 're right , maybe there 's a reason i ca n't be trusted . `` michael : i know exactly what that feels like . you want to walk me over to x - ray ? i 'll spring for a cup of vending machine coffee . come on . you 've never had coffee till you 've had coffee at the x - ray . [ scene_break ] nora : oh , so now i 'm the one that 's not seeing things clearly and objectively ? bo : yep . nora : i 'm not the one that 's saying it 's daniel 's fault because your lead flamed out . bo : there is a bank account out there somewhere and it points straight to cramer 's killer . nora : i 'm sure there 's a big conspiracy involved , too , and it involves a grassy knoll and a magic bullet and the c.i.a . ! ugh . i 'm sorry . daniel , can you excuse us for a minute , please ? daniel : sure . no cream here , anyway . nora : we ca n't go on like this , bo . bo : i know . nora : it 's interfering in our work , it 's interfering in our relationships . what is matthew going to say when he finds out his parents have declared world war iii on each other ? bo : well , what are we going to do about it ? [ scene_break ] riley : excuse me -- marcie ? marcie : hey , riley . riley : hey , you got a second ? marcie : yeah , sure . i 'm just waiting for my ride . what 's up ? riley : jen , paul cramer , that whole mess -- she has n't said anything to you , has she ? marcie : about what ? wait , wait , you do n't -- you do n't think that jen had anything to do with paul 's death , do you ? [ scene_break ] kevin : i did n't ruin your family 's happiness . todd did . blair : oh , but you pushed him right along , did n't you , kevin ? kevin : well , todd and i have been going at it for years . i guess i should feel flattered that you think i have so much influence over him . i mean , seriously , i would 've thought he 'd gone through with the wedding just to prove me wrong . blair : you are just so sweet . kevin : and you know what ? as long we 're talking about this time last year , do i need to remind you that you 're the one that threw yourself at me ? so you know what ? before you blame someone else , maybe you should look in the mirror . maybe you should look at what you 've done to push todd away . blair : okay , you know what ? i 've got the news flash for you . you 're the expert on pushing people away -- you are -- and ruining marriages . look what you did to kelly all year long . you made her miserable just because you could . and then you lecture me about what a bastard todd is ? hell , kevin , you 're just like him . kevin : all right , wait , blair . listen , i meant what i said , all right ? i am sorry that you are going through so much pain right now , for whatever it 's worth . blair : not much . margaret : oh , hi , blair . blair : margaret , i think we need to have a little talk . [ scene_break ] blair : come on , you 're not seriously giving up , are you ? now , let me get this straight . the great todd manning , the man who faked a split personality , was stranded on a deserted island , and came back to life with a new face has been taken down by a big , old piece of furniture ? todd : give it a rest , will you ? i have n't given up yet . blair : no ? well , guess what i 'm doing back home . i 'm bawling my eyes out thinking my husband left me at the altar . and you ? you 're lying flat on your back making a deal with god . todd : what do you want from me ? blair : i want you to prove that you really love me , that you love the kids , and that you 'll get out of this mess and come home to us . you can do anything because you 're todd manning . [ scene_break ] margaret : is there something wrong , blair ? blair : do n't play dumb , margaret . i 'm sure you 've already heard how todd left me at the altar . margaret : oh , no , blair . that 's just awful ! blair : now i 'm sure you know . margaret : no , i did n't . i swear i -- i meant it from the bottom of my heart when i said that i wished you and todd all the happiness in all the world . blair : well , i mean this from the very bottom of mine . you listen up , you crazy bitch . you stay away from me , you stay away from my family . because now that todd 's not in the picture , i swear to god i will come after you and i will kill you with my bare hands if you come near my family . margaret : yes , i placed a takeout order . bartender : oh , um -- margaret : the name is margaret . bartender : yeah . i 'll be right back . kevin : hey , margaret . margaret : oh -- kevin , i did n't see you there . i guess i 'm preoccupied . i ca n't wait to get home to my boyfriend . kevin : you got a boyfriend ? margaret : oh , well , he 's actually more than a boyfriend . he is the love of my life . we 're thinking about settling down together . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , now , come on , todd . that 's your idea of the great escape ? a closet ? you got to get yourself out of here . use that noggin of yours , unless you want to stay here in this cabin as margaret 's personal love slave . todd : i 'm coming home . blair : yeah , that 's my man . [ scene_break ] riley : no , marcie , i do n't think she killed paul cramer . but something 's freaking her out , and every time i try to bring it up , she either changes the subject or takes off . marcie : can you blame her , though , i mean , especially after what he did to her mom ? riley : well , listen ; when you get out of here , will you keep an eye on her for me ? marcie : yeah , of course , sure . riley : good . she needs somebody in her corner and i 'm just not sure i 'm that person right now . marcie : you know , jen loves you . riley : well , i love her , and i want to help her with whatever is eating her up inside , but i ca n't if she wo n't let me . [ scene_break ] michael : who knows ? maybe next time i 'll splurge and get us some green cafeteria jell - o . you 're not a very talkative date -- every man 's dream , i guess . jen : yeah , i guess i just needed somebody to sit with me who was n't -- michael : involved in the situation . jen : exactly . michael : yeah . i know what you mean . you know , marcie and i -- we 've been totally out of synch lately , you know ? we used to be able to just sit in a room together and not say a word , and that was okay . we were close ; we knew it . we just felt it . jen : that is exactly the feeling i miss . michael : you 'll get that feeling back . jen : so will you . thanks . michael : any time . hayes : michael . michael : hayes . hayes : hey , does marcie know you 've got a hot new girlfriend ? [ scene_break ] nora : i do n't know what we do about this . i do n't know even how we got here , and especially after all the work we did to get to a good place for matthew . bo : i guess we never really got there . nora : yes , we did . we were there . i mean , we had a double date with daniel and paige , and she was so impressed about how civilized we were . and even though we were n't together , our family was . bo : i think we were fooling ourselves . i was still angry with you , you had issues with m ; e , we just never talked about them . nora : so , what , we do n't talk now ? we 're just going to yell ? bo : i can keep a lid on that if you can . nora : we were n't always pretending , though , were we ? i mean , those times playing video games with matthew , the spur - of - the - moment thanksgiving dinners ? those were good times together , were n't they ? bo : mm - hmm . they were . but maybe it was just easier to shoot aliens and carve up a turkey than it was to admit the truth . [ knock on door ] paige : i 'm -- i 'm sorry . is this a bad time ? nora : not at all . he 's all yours . nora : nora , you stupid fool . [ scene_break ] hayes : hey . marcie : oh , hi . hayes : how 's my newest writer ? marcie : oh , i 'm fine . i 'm feeling kind of silly for being hospitalized for working out too much , but -- michael : no , passing out and getting too dehydrated -- that 's what you were admitted for . marcie : michael -- hayes : i 'm just glad you 're doing better . we got a big press junket after the new year 's . marcie : i 'm going to be ready for it . hayes : i hope so . [ phone rings ] hayes : god , sorry . oh -- my boss from the agency . i 've got to take this . excuse me . marcie : sure . [ ring ] hayes : yeah ? no , marcie 's being released from the hospital tonight . no , no , no , no , no , i 've got it . i 'm on top of it . we 've got plenty of time to get her in shape before she meets the public . [ scene_break ] michael : i did n't realize that hayes was picking you up today . marcie : is that a problem , michael ? michael : i just did n't know , that 's all . marcie -- marcie : michael -- you go first . go first , okay ? michael : okay . this hayes guy -- marcie : yeah ? michael : i 'm sure that he 's a wonderful agent , but i do n't think that you should be letting him run your life . marcie : he just knows what it takes to sell books , michael ! that is it , okay ? michael : the success of your book is n't going to ride on how good or bad you look . marcie : oh , so you 're saying i look bad ? michael : no , that 's not -- that 's not what i 'm saying . what i 'm saying is you should n't change who you are . marcie : change does n't always have to be a bad thing , michael . michael : what the hell is that supposed to mean ? marcie : nothing ! it 's nothing , okay ? michael , forget about it ! i was just talking ! forget i even said anything . michael : okay . i do n't know what it is i have to do to convince you that i am on your side . i say the words , i feel the feelings , but nothing seems to get through to you . al never had a problem getting through to you , did he ? he knew exactly what you needed , exactly what you wanted . well , i am really sorry , marcie , but i 'm not al . and i never will be . [ scene_break ] bartender : okay , here we go . margaret : oh , thank you . it was nice seeing you again , kevin . i heard about what happened to your sweet little baby , and i 'm so sorry . kevin : thanks . margaret : hopefully , whoever kidnapped ace can be rehabilitated like i was . kevin : you know what , margaret ? i really do n't want to talk to you about this . margaret : oh , you seem a little angry . well , i guess i can understand why you and blair were drinking together . both of your lives have taken such tragic turns . misery must love company , i guess . poor blair . she just looked so -- kevin : you know what ? just leave blair alone , all right ? she 's going through hell right now . the last thing she needs to do is deal with someone like you . margaret : i suppose you 're right . do n't worry ; everything is going to work out . well , just look at me . a few months ago , i had nothing . and now i have the love of my life , and we 're thinking about starting a family ! listen , i hope that you and blair can find the same kind of happiness . [ scene_break ] todd : no , they 're not perfect , but they 'll do until i get to the main road . blair : well , even if your legs hold out and you can use that as a crutch , you 've still got to get in there and get the keys to unlock the door so you can get past your guard dog , margaret . todd : i 'm working on it ! blair : well , hurry up , todd , before we give up that you 're ever going to come back to us . todd : my family is not going to give up on me , ever . [ scene_break ] paige : you look like you lost your best friend . walk in on something ? bo : oh , nora and i had a big fight at my place after you left and just rehashed some ugly history . paige : i 'm sorry . bo : it 's okay , it 's okay . i think it was probably for the best . we both had a lot that we wanted to get off our chests -- i mean , more than either one of us really realized . paige : hmm . it 's curious timing , though , is n't it ? bo : i do n't know . what do you mean ? paige : well , she did walk in right after we had made love . bo : no , no , paige . look , this has been building up now for years and years . paige : well , i think i know why it all came out tonight , though . nora is seeing daniel , you 're seeing me . you both say that you 're ready to move on . maybe unloading all this baggage is the way to do that . or maybe you 're -- you 're both just trying to figure out if there 's anything left to hang on to . [ scene_break ] daniel : hey , riley . i 'm glad i found you here . riley : hey , dad . what 's up ? daniel : listen ; i 've been thinking about that conversation that we had this morning . riley : oh , yeah ? i have n't thought that much about it . daniel : look , son , i 'm not accusing jen of being a murderer . but you said yourself she 's been acting strange since halloween , and -- look , if you know anything , anything at all about the night paul cramer was murdered , you have to tell me . riley : dad , i do n't know anything . daniel : and how come i get the feeling you 're lying , son ? [ scene_break ] bo : i like the first `` maybe `` better than the second `` maybe . `` paige : the unloading baggage one ? bo : mm - hmm , mm - hmm . because i think you 're right . you know , nora is dating daniel . you and i -- i think that that could all probably open some old wounds . but the point is -- look , when i lost gabrielle , i did n't think that i would ever meet anyone again that would make my heart start pumping as much as you do . paige : hmm . must be all my medical training . bo : no , no , no . see , the point is i met someone , and i met you . and i 'm not about to throw all that away over my ex - wife . and nora is my ex - wife . so , you know , let me make it up to you , okay ? why do n't you come back to my place tonight ? paige : oh , do n't tell me you 're going to try to cook me dinner again . bo : no , no , no , i thought i would scramble those eggs that i was talking about . for breakfast . paige : that sounds perfect . bo : good . give me a half - hour , okay ? i just have to follow up on one last lead . paige : yeah , i 'll -- i 'll see you in half an hour . bo : okay . paige : bye . bo : bye . bo : yeah , bronson , it 's the commissioner . look , i want you to bring up paul cramer 's wallet from the evidence room down in the basement . because the -- the big break that we had on that case -- it just went south , and i want to know why . [ scene_break ] riley : i 'm sorry , dad . i do n't know anything more about paul cramer 's murder than you do . daniel : hey , jen . jen : hi , mr. colson . daniel : okay , look ; i 'll let you guys talk . i 'm going to grab a coffee . riley : all right . jen : riley . riley : do n't worry . i did n't tell him anything . jen : look , i 'm sorry i walked out on you before . riley : well , you know , it 's becoming a bad habit . i 've tried everything . i 've tried being there for you . i 've tried believing you . nothing works . the ball is in your court now . [ scene_break ] nora : daniel ? i thought i 'd find you here . daniel : nora , we do n't have to -- nora : no , no , no , please let me just get this out , okay ? i 'm very sorry . what happened back there -- i promise it will never happen again . because from now on , all i 'm going to do is concentrate on my work and my son and you . i want to focus on you . i want to get to know you better . i want to -- daniel : um , can we help you with anything ? man : society photographer from `` the banner . `` so , tell me , are llanview 's favorite d.a . and assistant d.a . a couple ? daniel : i do n't know . are we ? nora : it 's a developing story . daniel : hmm . [ scene_break ] michael : i 'm sorry . marcie : it 's okay . michael : no , it 's not . it 's a cheap shot . i should n't have said that about al . marcie : look , for whatever reason , he keeps coming up , okay ? just can we not talk about it here ? michael : you 're right . marcie : okay . when are you going to be off later ? michael : not till late . marcie : well , i 'll wait up for you . michael : it 's an all - nighter , marcie . listen , you need to go home , you need to get your rest , i need to do rounds . tomorrow , christmas eve -- talk ? marcie : mm - hmm , okay . hayes : marcie ? marcie : hi . yeah , i 'm coming , i 'm ready . i 'm ready to go . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] kevin : kevin buchanan . yeah ? what do you got ? wait a minute , why would my son fly to florida , then to new orleans , and then back to llanview ? yeah , but why would he come home from new orleans and leave kelly there ? it does n't -- wait a minute , just wait a minute . unless she found ace , and that 's why they 're still there . that 's got to be it . [ scene_break ] blair : well , thanks , todd . thanks for wrecking my christmas again . and my life . [ scene_break ] margaret : oh , hello , lover ! look at this . wo n't this be perfect for our first christmas together ? and what christmas is complete without a pair of nutcrackers ? [ margaret laughs ] margaret : i like nuts . oh -- a friend of mine is a nurse and she gave me these pills -- these pain pills -- that are very , very strong . you 're going to be feeling good as new . here you go . and then tomorrow , when you 're feeling tiptop shape , we can start working on our little bundle of joy . wo n't that be fun ? todd : yeah , it 'll be a real blast . margaret : oh , now , that 's the spirit . guess who i ran into -- blair and kevin buchanan drowning their sorrows over drinks . todd : you 're lying . margaret : no . i think they are the perfect couple if you ask me -- just like us . okay , look , i am going to take a shower . you keep my side of the bed warm while i 'm gone . todd : sorry , peggy . i 'll be home for christmas . [ next_on ] dorian : i 'm not going to stay mad at viki . i 'm going to get even . kelly : our son is not coming home , kevin . cristian : sometimes i think mcbain and tico belong in the same place . john : we 'll get you some real help , someone that can get you actually to remember who killed tico .
marcie is about to be released from the hospital and she and michael are unable to talk without getting angry .. jen is talking to riley at rodi 's about paul 's i.d . bracelet . neither couple is able to talk to each other without feeling threatened . jen goes to the hospital and ends up talking to michael , and riley ends up talking to marcie . both couples decide that they really need to talk to their partners if their relationships are going to succeed . marcie 's agent talks to someone on the phone saying that he will make sure marcie is in shape for her press junket . michael is put on 3 months probation after the board investigated tico 's death . at the police station , bo comes in to work after hours . daniel makes a comment about bo 's hours and bo snaps . then nora comes in and the air is extremely tense . they fight around daniel . finally daniel tells them to take it into bo 's office . neither bo nor nora are willing to back down . they decide that they need to be strictly professional for everyone to succeed . they wonder if they ever really had good times together with matthew or if it was all just pretend . bo leaves and goes to find paige and invites her to spend the night at his place . nora goes to find daniel at the diner and tells him she wants to focus on him . a photographer sees them kissing and takes a photo for the society pages . blair goes to rodi 's and finds kevin . they both commiserate over the horrible holidays that they will both be celebrating . margaret coems in and sees them both together . blair tells margaret what happened with the wedding and margaret pretends to be surprised that todd did n't show up . blair warns her to stay away from her family or she will kill her . margaret goes over to kevin and tells him that she has a boyfriend and that they are planning on starting a family . kevin looks at her like she 's crazy – again . while margaret is out of the cabin , todd manages to get across the room and finds the door locked . he moves over to a closet and finds a pair of skis . he decides he can use the skis to get away from the cabin . in trying to get across the room , todd pulls a chest of drawers down on top of him . he thinks of blair and manages to get the bureau off of him . todd gets back into bed and shoves all of the things he 's collected for his escape under the bed .
clint : i remember that one christmas eve when you -- you kids were plotting to get your mother and me back together by using that old movable mistletoe trick . do n't you laugh . you were mastermind , along with joey . viki : i think one of my favorite christmas memories was just a few years ago , right after natalie came into our family . you and jessica were not getting along . natalie : yeah , that 's -- that 's putting it mildly . viki : and i came across those matching cameos that my sister meredith and i had been given . jessica : and you gave them to us . viki : yeah , well , i kind of hoped it would bring you two closer . natalie : it worked ! viki : yeah . [ doorbell rings ] clint : well , that 's probably santa . i 'll get that . viki : ooh . jessica : mom , we have something for you . natalie : we wanted to wait until it was just the three of us alone to give it to you . viki : ooh . clint : dallas . merry christmas . dallas : you , too , clint . we need to talk . it 's time we settled a few things . [ scene_break ] john : that work for you ? hugh : if you testify like that , the conviction 's a lock . evangeline : do n't count on it , rookie . hugh : this is n't exactly my first case , counselor . evangeline : it is against me . here you go . john : what 's that ? evangeline : a motion to suppress evidence from llantano lake . product of an illegal search . nora would have seen this coming 10 miles away . your case is purely circumstantial , nothing but hearsay . hugh : so is this motion . evangeline : do yourself a favor . drop the charges against todd manning and make blair cramer a happy woman . [ scene_break ] blair : no way . you did not make this . you can not convince me , i do n't care what you do -- dorian : yes , i did ! blair : you did not make this all by yourself . dorian : i made it for jack and starr . blair : was it $ 5,000 ? dorian : shh ! i -- i wanted to have a replica of la boulaie . i wanted these children to have a sense of tradition that no matter what -- blair : and you 're going to make my kids think that you made this ? oh ! dorian : our house will stand . blair : i swear i did n't touch it ! dorian : i ca n't believe it ! after what this cost me ? adriana : the kids are shaking the presents under the tree . blair : ugh , probably breaking everything . what is that ? adriana : your magazine . blair : what the hell is this , dorian ? [ scene_break ] spencer : excellent journalism , my friend . final payment was wired to your account in belize . you do the same . and enjoy your early retirement . david : oh . what 's so funny , spencer , huh ? it could n't possibly be the fact that my own magazine just hit the stands with a cover story that i 've never even laid my eyes on . because a story like that would lead to a gruesome and painful death for me at the hands of my publisher , blair cramer . and that would n't be funny at all , would it ? spencer : you mean you did n't write this ? david : cut the crap . it 's got your fingerprints all over it . why do you keep using me to do your dirty work ? are you trying to get me killed ? [ scene_break ] clint : dallas , i am glad that you stopped by because i want to clear the air . dallas : oh , me first . you know , i was out of line with viki . she is a very classy lady , and she did n't deserve me barging in . clint : whatever is going on with us , it 's got nothing to do with viki . dallas : you 're right . it has everything to do with you . singer : to hear the angels sing viki : it -- it 's just like -- natalie : ours . viki : how -- how did you do that ? jessica : we got it made . natalie : yeah , just for you . viki : it 's absolutely beautiful . it 's so perfect . jessica : well , we just figured after what we put you through for the past year , you deserve it . viki : oh , stop it . you girls did n't put me through anything . natalie : oh , yes , we did , and stop trying to put a happy spin on it . jessica : you gave us our cameos to remind us that we 're sisters . natalie : mm - hmm . jessica : and no matter what , we always have each other , and we just -- we wanted you to have one , too . natalie : no matter what , we 're here for you . viki : oh , god . you do n't even know how much i already count on you . natalie : i love you . viki : oh , my goodness . thank you . thank you . [ scene_break ] kelly : i can not believe that david would put something this horrible in print . kevin : why ? he hates todd . kelly : yeah , but to do it to blair -- kevin : he 's probably doing her a favor . she 's better off alone than she is with manning . kelly : still , this is n't going to just affect blair . i mean , think about the kids . all their friends are going to read this . they 've already been through so much . kevin : tell you what -- if i was david , i would run and hide . spencer : `` every member of todd manning 's family has felt the consequences of his crimes , including his children . as a result of a rape charge his own wife leveled against him , manning 's daughter , starr , ran away from home and was subsequently kidnapped , leading law enforcement officials on a cross - country chase . `` never a dull moment with manning . you know , the beautiful thing about this is the writer did n't even have to embellish . david : hmm . you know , you left out a few things about blair -- about how she likes to punch holes in men who wrong her , pushes their girlfriends out windows . so again , i ask you , do you want me to die ? spencer : david , if you were worried about that , you 'd be long gone already . and look , do n't worry about it . i got your back on this . there 's no danger of anything happening to you because of what your writer here wrote . david : oh , really ? you know , i went to fire the guy , only to find out that he 'd taken early retirement -- overnight in belize . spencer : well , you did let the article go through . david : have n't exactly been at the top of my game . maybe it 's because i 'm a little concerned about what this plan is you have for the buchanan 's , or the fact that i had to dump my fiancée at the altar . spencer : it 's not my fault you could n't control your fiancée . david : it 's your fault that i lost her , spencer . spencer : well , at least you still have me . david : i 'd rather be back in solitary in morocco . spencer : that could be arranged . david : you do that , i 'll divulge your little plan to the buchanan 's . and to blair , and anybody else i can think of . spencer : careful , dave . you just might end up with little lumps of coal in your stocking on christmas . [ scene_break ] dorian : `` most often targeted by manning 's obscene thirst for destruction , the oil dynasty headed by asa buchanan . the rivalry between the two moguls was recently rekindled by the affair between manning 's sometime wife , ' craze ' publisher -- `` blair : wait a minute , back up . `` sometime wife ? `` dorian : i did n't write it , honey . `` kevin buchanan , `` blah , blah , blah , blah , blah . blair : `` blah , blah , blah , blah , blah ? `` dorian : i know you did n't sign off on this . blair : so who would do something like this ? blair and dorian : david . dorian : where are you going ? blair : i 'm going to have a little chat with david ! bring the kids to angel square for me . and remember , we all will have a merry , merry christmas . adriana : i do not want to be david right now . dorian : whatever blair does to him , he 's got it coming . [ scene_break ] hugh : this motion -- it 's a joke , right ? you just better hope the judge does n't fine you for wasting his time . evangeline : i 'm so not worried . hugh : neither am i . excuse me . lieutenant , i 'll catch you at angel square later ? you 're doing the santa thing this year , right ? john : uh , just turning on the tree lights . hugh : awesome . john : this motion for real ? evangeline : you lighting the christmas tree for real ? john : for bo . but i 'm not wearing the funny hat . it 's not in my job description . evangeline : well , i need another copy of margaret cochran 's autopsy report . john : yeah ? sure , here . anything to keep todd and blair happy . oh , boy . evangeline : thanks . john : bye . hey , wait . cris -- is he out ? [ scene_break ] antonio : merry christmas . carlotta : oh , antonio , feliz navidad . jamie is in the back taking a little nap . she 's going to be up all night for the lighting of the tree . you and jessica are coming , right ? antonio : yeah , yeah . yeah , we 'll be there . carlotta : something wrong ? antonio : i had a phone call a little while ago . carlotta : is it about -- antonio : he 's out . cristian -- he 's finally out . singer : springtime is always in hand almost as if you were there makin ' a hole under me again hold on 'cause i could n't make up a thing that you say , love there 's trouble in here hold on a thing that i fear singer : take all the love outta me so i 'd never see it again lost , where are we ? on a plane oh , yeah [ scene_break ] roxy : that angel looks like she 's been hanging out at the local gin joint . straighten her out . yeah . what are you doing ? marcie , you got to throw it , like this . you know , whatever sticks . rex : are we done , finally ? roxy : just starting , baby . michael : i think it could use a little more pink . roxy : ok , do n't nobody go nowhere . marcie : michael , you had to go and open your big mouth ? michael : merry christmas . [ scene_break ] r.j. : lindsay . lindsay ? anybody in there ? lindsay : do you think jamie 's going to be here tonight ? r.j. : well , vega has not returned my calls , but the family comes here every year for christmas eve , and i 'm sure they 'll bring jamie . lindsay : i hope so . i do n't want to go without seeing my little girl at christmas . [ scene_break ] evangeline : christian was released this morning . he 'll be home in time for christmas . john : you did good by him . you do good by everyone . evangeline : some people might not think so . john : did he see his family yet ? evangeline : i do n't know . i went by the prison to take him home , but he was already gone . i have absolutely no idea where he is right now . antonio : evangeline called me a little while ago , told me cristian was coming home . carlotta : well , where is he ? i want to see him . antonio : i do n't know . and neither does evangeline . carlotta : what ? how could you both not know where he is ? antonio : well , evangeline seems to think that even cristian does n't know what he wants or where he 's going . carlotta : he needs to be with us , with the people who love him . antonio : i know , mami . carlotta : does n't he know that ? antonio : we 're just going to have to be patient . it 's going to take some time for him to figure out who he is and become the man we used to know . now , look , we 've been waiting a long time for cristian to come home . we 're just going to have to wait a little longer . [ scene_break ] viki : natalie ? you all right , honey ? natalie : do you hear that ? jessica : i do n't hear anything . natalie : that 's just it . it 's quiet . there 's no crying , no fighting . you know , be careful , because people might think that we 're a normal family having a normal holiday . jessica : we are normal . we just have abnormal problems . natalie : ok , all right . you know what ? we 're going to make a pact today . today for the rest of the day , we are going to put our problems aside -- normal , freakish , whatever . no tess , no nash -- jessica : no john or cristian . jessica and natalie : no dorian lord . viki : well , i 'm in on that . unfortunately , most promises depend on the people who are not doing the promising . [ scene_break ] clint : so you 're blaming this all on me ? dallas : no , clint , you ca n't help it . you 're doing what you have to do . clint : so why all of a sudden is that wrong ? dallas : well , it 's not , darling , but i got to take care of myself , too . clint : you 're leaving me . dallas : you 're the one who left . i followed you across the ocean because i needed you , and i 'm not particularly crazy about that part of me . clint : dallas , i would have followed you . dallas : honey , no , you would not . and that would 've been all right because you ca n't make somebody want you when they 've already moved on . clint : so , what now ? dallas : i 'm going back to london . and you 're staying here where you belong , whether you know that or not . [ scene_break ] kevin : ok , let 's go . kelly : oh ! kevin : would you forget about todd tonight ? kelly : well , it 's not just todd , it 's us . for some reason , david decided to dredge up your affair with blair . blair : tell me now why i should n't shoot you for the low - down dog that you are . kevin : kelly , if i could go back in time and change what happened with blair , i would . you know that . kelly : oh , let 's just not talk about it . it 's over . it 's in the past . kevin : you sure ? kelly : yes . we both made mistakes . you know , i really thought that david had changed . i thought that he had grown a heart . but he 's still the same con artist he always was . he scammed all of us . ugh , garbage . come on , let 's go . let 's go see your family . we have so much to celebrate . kevin : yeah . next year maybe even more . kelly : mm - hmm . we 'll have a baby of our own . no one can take that away from us . not david . kevin : yeah . kelly : let him talk trash . he 's the one who 's going to suffer for it . kevin : do n't forget your purse . kelly : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] david : blair , i did n't write that article . i did n't even ok it . blair : do n't try to pass it off on somebody else , david . i asked you to cover `` craze `` for me while i was taking care of `` the sun `` for todd . and what did you do ? the minute i walk out , you stab my back ? david : blair , if you would just listen to -- blair : no , why would i listen to a word out of your lying mouth , david ? you know what ? dorian 's right . you are the bottom of the barrel . she 's lucky to be rid of you . you know , we all are . here it is , christmas eve , and you do this to me . why 'd you pick now , huh ? i mean -- david : listen to me . i am truly sorry . blair : oh . you know , i 'm -- i 'm truly sorry , too . you 're fired . david : you 're firing me ? blair : oh , what , you think you deserve a promotion here , david ? david : but you ca n't . blair : oh , yeah ? i can and i just did . david : you know what ? you ca n't fire me , blair , because i quit . and i want you to know something . i really did n't write that article . i did n't even know anything about it . but i 'll tell you something , i stand behind it . i stand behind every word because every word is true . todd manning is a psychopath . he 's done nothing but harm you and harm your kids , and you know what the worst part is , blair ? you keep letting him do it . blair : i hope you choke on that flan . feliz navidad , david . [ scene_break ] dorian : stop it ! that is la boulaie you 're snacking on . jack : it 's falling apart . adriana : he 's got that right . david might as well have dropped a bomb in here with this story . dorian : ixnay on the avidday . jack and adriana : huh ? jack : what 's that ? dorian : no , no , no , no . never you mind . starr : what 's going on ? dorian : nothing . starr : were you guys talking about the `` craze `` article ? adriana : how 'd you know ? starr : i read it online . and it is no big deal because my dad did n't do any of that stuff , and it will all be cleared in court . and then everything will be fine , and we can finally boil david in that big old pot of oil . dorian : honey , where do you get ideas like that ? starr : because you 're the one that 's always saying that you want to barbecue the buchanan 's . dorian : shh . starr : and that you want them to be dragged by wild horses and burned by all sorts of -- dorian : enough , enough , enough . it 's christmas , it 's not halloween . besides which , not all of the buchanan 's deserve to suffer . so , i understand that we are about to become in - laws by marriage yet again . clint : translation is ? dorian : well , kevin has asked kelly to marry him . yeah . kelly says they 're madly in love . i think the operative word here is `` madly . `` clint : my god , we 're going to be -- dorian : what are you laughing about ? bartender , i 'm buying this man his next round . what ? jack : you hate the buchanan 's , aunt dorian . starr : yeah , you do . so what 's going on ? dorian : why , nothing is going on . it 's -- it 's christmas , children , and i 'm merely expressing the -- the joy and warmth of the holiday season . adriana : oh , my god . she was visited by the ghost of christmas future ! starr : oh , my gosh , she totally was . dorian : all right , knock it off , everybody . that means you . come on , everybody does n't have a coat on . get a coat on , and we are in the car . oh , choo - choo ! [ scene_break ] clint : dallas , i love you . dallas : oh , i love you , too , clint . but you just ca n't give me what i need . now , you be happy . and do n't forget me , hmm ? viki : we should probably get ready to go . clint , are you all right ? clint : i 'm fine . natalie : no , i do n't think you are . jessica : who was at the door ? kelly : oh , good ! viki : hi , guys . kelly : thank you for waiting for us . kevin : sorry we 're late . hi . hey , listen , while we 're all here , i want to make an announcement . jessica : you 're engaged ! oh , my god , i 'm so happy for you ! viki : oh , honey , i 'm so happy ! kelly : thank you . kevin : i do n't know . clint : it 's about time we had some good news around here . kelly : oh , then you 've heard . viki : heard what ? kelly : um -- kevin : oh , oh , the good news . more -- more good news . we 're going to ruin dorian 's christmas with our engagement . jessica : that 's not good news . [ phone rings ] jessica : i 'll be right back . hello ? antonio : hey . i was just calling to -- to check in , make sure you 're going to be in angel square . jessica : yeah , we 're just heading over . antonio : jamie 's going to be happy to see you . so am i . how 's the baby ? jessica : good . excited for christmas , i think . see you soon . carlotta : what was that about a baby ? is jessica pregnant ? [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeps ] michael : so , is hugh coming by ? marcie : oh , yeah , he 's coming later . he had to work . michael : oh . marcie : what about you ? you know , you 've been seeing that nurse -- is she coming tonight ? michael : i actually have n't been seeing anybody , but -- marcie : oh . `` but , `` what ? michael : are we ever going to go out again ? [ scene_break ] roxy : hey , i thought you were going to help me set up these gnomes . rex : i was getting you hot chocolate . roxy : you know , these gnomes are part of the balsom family tradition , you know . rex : since when ? roxy : since i picked them up cheap at a garage sale last year . you know , maybe i should rethink this . maybe we should take them over to the hotel , you know , have one of those mom - and - son bondage times before i go away . rex : you 're going somewhere ? roxy : oh , i forgot to tell you , yeah . i 'm hopping a gambling cruise to puerto mallorca -- you know , just for the holidays . rex : wow . well , take it easy at the open bar , and bring me back something nice . roxy : if you 're lucky , baby . so what are you doing for the holidays ? rex : oh , i 've got some options . you know , i just have n't decided yet . [ scene_break ] blair : oh -- spencer : i 'm sorry , forgive -- oh , what 's the hurry ? blair : oh , i 'm so sorry . i was n't paying attention . i have a massive headache . spencer : you need something for it ? blair : yeah . i need your brother 's head on a big silver platter . [ scene_break ] david : not a lot of work for a guy with no education , skills , or experience . not true . the lieutenant governor 's job is still available . renee : david , excuse us . matthew has something that he wishes to say to you . matthew : i read what you said about starr 's dad . david : should n't you be reading comic books ? matthew : it 's like this one kid , nelson , in my class . he does n't really talk to anybody , so nobody really likes him . david : what does this have to do with me ? matthew : well , every day he writes in this journal , and somebody got it and read it . and it was a book about trashing everybody . so now everybody hates him . i just think he 's lonely , like you . i mean , for you to write all that stuff in the magazine so now everybody can read it -- david : matthew , i know this probably sounds lame , but i did n't write that article . matthew : you 're right . it is lame . and i feel sorry for you . [ scene_break ] antonio : yes , jessica 's pregnant . but she 's trying to keep it quiet . carlotta : why ? oh , my god . i ca n't imagine she does n't want it . antonio : mami , no . come on , she wants this baby more than anything . i do n't know what her reasons are for not wanting to talk about it , but we 're just going to have to respect her . carlotta : all right . but another grandchild -- it 's wonderful news ! [ scene_break ] jessica : well , we 'd better hurry up if we 're going to make it to angel square . thank you . kevin : all right , let 's take my car . clint : well , i 'll tell you what , your mother and i will meet you over there , huh ? kevin : all right . natalie : come on , let 's go . jessica : all right . natalie : bye . viki : bye . what 's up ? clint : earlier tonight at the door , that was dallas . viki : what happened ? clint : she 's left me . [ scene_break ] cristian : natalie , i -- natalie : i love you , john . [ scene_break ] viki : clint , i am so , so sorry . i always liked dallas . i hope this had nothing to do with what happened last night . clint : no , no , no . it had nothing to do with you , everything to do with me . i 've spent so much time here with the family , i did n't pay any attention to her . viki : well , you can hardly be faulted for that right now . clint : viki , i love the woman . i should have found the time . viki : well , if you need a friend , i 'm here . clint : well , right now i need a friend to escort me to the christmas tree lighting in angel square . [ scene_break ] renee : so , how did it go with matthew ? david : oh , pretty well , i think . he 's in the bathroom right now . i 'm pretty sure i made him sick . renee : well , here 's something to make you feel good about yourself -- hot chocolate . david : did you sweeten it with rat poison ? renee : it 's christmas , david . we can hate each other again after new year 's . david : thanks , renee . renee : so , where are you going to spend christmas ? with your brother ? david : not if i have any say about it . renee : hmm . he 's always been quite a gentleman with me . david : beware , renee . he 's his most polite right before he slits your throat . [ scene_break ] dorian : it 's very important -- starr : oh , oh , oh , there 's mom . jack : mommy ! dorian : oh , yes . adriana : i 'm going to go get some cider . dorian : great , great . well -- oh , if one of those is for blair , i 'll take it to her , thank you . spencer : it is . and i wo n't trouble you with it . dorian : oh ? i want you to stay away from blair . spencer : after the day she 's had , dorian ? dorian : no thanks to that despicable brother of yours . spencer : or thanks to him . have a happy holiday , dorian . dorian : david , what have you gotten yourself into this time ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : i suppose you have to get ready for your speech . john : oh , there will be no speech . they asked me to push a button . that 's all i 'm going to do . evangeline : i remember how you always hated the spotlight . john : hmm . evangeline : anyway , i 'd better go find the vegas , see if they 've heard from cristian . john : hey -- how long is this going to go on ? you and me treating each other like -- like strangers , like we were never even friends ? [ scene_break ] marcie : michael , honestly , i really did n't even think that you were still interested in going out with me anymore . michael : come on , marcie . you know how i feel . and you know that i know how you feel . marcie : how do you know ? michael : well , anybody who reads your blog knows that . marcie , i want to try again . you know , maybe it 'll work , maybe it wo n't . but after everything we 've been through , do n't you think that we deserve another chance ? [ scene_break ] kelly : oh , let 's take -- let 's take a look at the tree . kevin : ok . hey , you know where to find us . jessica : oh , look at how cute jamie is . let 's go over and say hi . natalie : you know what ? thanks , but i do n't really want to get into it with carlotta tonight about cristian . jessica : oh . ok , well , if you change your mind -- natalie : yeah . well , it did n't take them long , did it ? jessica : natalie , do n't . please do n't . remember our pact ? no problems , not tonight . natalie : you 're right . so , yeah , i 'll meet up with you guys in a few minutes , ok ? jessica : ok . jessica : merry christmas , you guys . antonio : hey , merry christmas . carlotta : jess , i heard the good news . i am so happy . antonio : mom -- carlotta : even though i ca n't tell anybody . lindsay : hi ! r.j. : hola , familia . feliz navidad . jamie , merry christmas ! lindsay : oh , grandpa r.j. and i have been excited to show you the tree all day long . r.j. : yeah , and since it 's right over here , i 'm sure papi wo n't mind a bit if we go look at it . jessica , how are we feeling these days ? come on , honey , it 's right here . antonio : mami , would you mind keeping an eye on things for me ? i 'm going to go speak to jessica for a minute , ok ? sorry , i should have warned you about my mom knowing about the baby . jessica : oh , antonio , it 's fine . i mean , it 's not like we can keep it a secret for much longer . i 'm really showing . something wrong ? antonio : no , i just keep expecting brennan to show up any minute . jessica : oh , yeah . he was taking the first flight out . i mean , he should be here by now . antonio : what are you doing ? jessica : i 'm calling nash . antonio : why are you doing that ? jessica : i just do n't want him to catch me off - guard . that could let tess out . i just want to be ready . [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeps ] [ phone rings ] [ monitor beeps ] [ phone rings ] nurse : what 's this doing here ? sorry , `` tess , `` no cell phones . [ scene_break ] jessica : he 's not answering . antonio : well , he 's probably on the plane . jessica : you 're right . i 'm not going to worry about it . i am going to take a holiday from both nash and tess . tonight is about us and about our family . ours . r.j. : ok , jamie , i 'm sorry , but lindsay and i have to take off now . but you know what ? we have left lots of presents for you at abuela 's , ok ? lindsay : and before we go , i want to give you something really special , all right ? my other baby has one just like it . and i 've got one , too , see ? right here . except yours is special . you know why ? because there 's two pictures inside of it , one of you and one of me . all right , see ? so that when we 're not together , that you never forget me . do n't ever forget me , ok ? [ scene_break ] marcie : so , you want to try again ? hugh : did i miss anything ? marcie : um -- michael : we 're kind of in the middle of something right now . marcie : look , michael , i 'm sorry , but i have plans with hugh tonight , so -- but -- but yes . michael : yes . [ scene_break ] adriana : merry christmas . rex : you , two , duchess . where 's the duke ? adriana : he 'll be here . rex : he 's working ? tonight ? adriana : like you have anything better going on ? rex : i know some parties , people hanging out . but i 'm over clubbing on the holidays . and natty invited me to llanfair . it 's not my thing either . adriana : what is ? rex : being with someone i really care about . otherwise , i 'm cool on my own . [ scene_break ] clint : bo told me that renee might be stopping by with matthew , but i have n't seen them yet . viki : no , i wonder where they are . [ scene_break ] renee : david , i know how much you miss dorian . why do n't you go back to her ? who knows , maybe she 'll forgive you . it 's the season for forgiveness . matthew : renee , can we go ? i want to go see my dad . renee : of course , sweetheart . think about what i said , david . what have you got to lose ? singer : sleep in heavenly peace [ scene_break ] spencer : i read the `` craze `` article . i guess davey slipped that one in under the radar . like you really needed that right now . blair : yeah . spencer : listen , i apologize for my brother 's behavior . blair : oh , you do n't have to apologize for anything . i should n't have trusted him . spencer : you like to believe in people , see the best in them , even though everyone around you is telling you not to . [ scene_break ] roxy : hey , baby , cheer up . what could be so bad ? you got two hotties fighting over you . natalie : yeah , well , you can have it . i hate it . i hate them . rex : if you ask me , you should kick both the creeps to the curb . roxy : who 's asking you ? that does n't sound like so much fun . it 's almost show time . evangeline : i 'm sorry . i ca n't be `` just friends `` yet . roxy : hey , johnny boy , you going to fire that up , or what ? john : in a minute , roxy . evangeline : i 'm going to go try to find the vega 's . excuse me . [ scene_break ] jessica : what happened to dad ? viki : well , he 's around here somewhere . [ scene_break ] dorian : why , clint , if those are spiked , i 'll take one . clint : you did n't have enough last night ? i mean -- dorian : i did have a very good time . [ scene_break ] kelly : is dorian laughing with a buchanan ? kevin : yeah . what 's that about ? viki : i have no idea . [ scene_break ] evangeline : hey , carlotta . carlotta : hi . evangeline : antonio . antonio : evangeline . evangeline : hi . have you seen cristian ? natalie : he 's out ? john : could i please have everybody 's attention ? this is normally commissioner buchanan 's job , and i know he wanted to be with you all , but i 'm sure he 'll be back next year . in the meantime , i 'll try not to mess it up too much , and -- well , let 's just get on with it . [ crowd cheers ] singers : let earth receive her king let ev'ry heart prepare him room and heaven and nature sing and heaven and nature sing carlotta : ay , dios mio . singers : and heaven and heaven and nature sing he rules the world with truth and grace and makes the nations prove [ next_on ] viki : you 're going out with dorian to get back at me . tess ' voice : let me out , jessica . let me go back to nash where i belong . natalie : what makes you think that you can just come back and expect me to fall right back into your arms ?
david finds out from spencer that he was behind the story in the paper . david thinks that spencer wants him to be killed . dorian shows blair a replica of la boulee that she had made for the children .christian is released from prison , but still has n't been reunited with natalie nor his family . natalie and jessica surprise viki with a gift of a cameo that is just like theirs . viki is thrilled . clint and dallas discuss their future . they know they love each other , but he can not give her what she wants . she leaves to go back to london , and he is to remain in llanview with his family .
singer : o , come cristian : so ? singer : o , come emmanuel lindsay : well , it 's a very different style . singer : and ransom cristian : well , i used a very different hand . singer : israel lindsay : it 's full of feeling , and you still do beautiful things with shadow and light . singer : until cristian : but you ca n't sell it ? singer : the son of god appears lindsay : no , i ca n't . singer : rejoice lindsay : i 'm sorry . singer : rejoice [ scene_break ] nora : hi , i 'm sorry . evangeline : hey . hmm , it 's okay . nora : i 'm sorry i 'm late . i was lighting candles with matthew and then i gave him an mp-3 player . i know it 's a bit extravagant for -- but it is the last night of hanukkah . you know , compete with bo who gave him a water buffalo -- horns and everything . evangeline : what ? nora : where were you ? is it a good place or a bad place , because it was a million miles away . nora : what 's going on with spencer ? evangeline : last i heard , he was out of surgery , but honestly , i 'm thinking about cristian . he had a bad year , and i want to make his christmas special . nora : okay . ask him to marry you . [ scene_break ] claudia : aw . for me ? you should n't have . nash : and i did n't . but remind me to start shopping after thanksgiving next year . it 's a zoo out there . claudia : oh . adorable animal , cute outfit . you got enough books to get her through college . nash : thank you for that . claudia : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] officer : excuse me . vincent : i need to talk to a cop . officer : you are talking to a cop . vincent : i apologize . officer : what do you want ? vincent : my building burned down yesterday . officer : the empty warehouses down by the docks ? vincent : that 's right . supposedly the department 's looking into it . vincent : excuse me . officer : you grab my arm one more time , i will break yours in half . vincent : what 's the word ? antonio : we 're still waiting for the report from the squad on the cause of the fire . vincent : still ? antonio : it 's christmas eve . we 're short - staffed . antonio : oh , man . dude , is this another one of your clever schemes , man ? you going to drive me so crazy that i do n't figure out that the one who set the fire was you ? [ scene_break ] spencer : oh , god . what do you want ? clint : we 've got a message for you . bo : yeah , it 's from our father . [ scene_break ] todd : yeah , hi . i 'd like to speak to the director of the hospital , please . todd manning . no , i 'm not going to spell it for you , you moron ! i 'm on the board of directors at this hospital and i went to icu -- and i was booted out of there . marty : maybe it 's because you 're out of control again . todd : blair just got out of surgery and she 's in icu now . and ca n't find a doctor in this whole freakin ' hospital ! but , you know , i 'm not out of control . just -- marty : i am sorry i said anything . this is none of my business . todd : no . marty : look , there are rounds going on in icu right now . they do n't allow visitors in during that time , so that 's probably why you could n't get in there to see blair . soon she 'll come out and she 'll let you in to see her . after that you can hear how her condition is . todd : well , why did n't they tell me that ? marty : well , maybe if you stopped yelling at them , they would have . todd : how do you know about hospital procedure ? marty : because i consult here . todd : you better not be shining me on . marty : huh . you 're impossible . todd : marty , i 'm just going crazy , you know ? cops held me all night and i tried to find out about blair and i could n't and they would n't let me see her . marty : why 'd the cops hold you ? todd : who else ? spencer truman , your favorite client . they have n't charged me with anything yet , but they 're thinking about kidnapping or attempted murder . it 's been one hell of a night . and it 's all because you decided to get back at me by letting spencer truman go free . [ scene_break ] spencer : i do n't know what you 're talking about . bo : oh , i 'll bet you do . clint : and since you 're chained to this bed , i guess you 're going to have to listen . bo : you know , my father would love to have been here himself to deliver this message . he still does have the heart of a lion , though , and he 's stronger than you 've ever been or ever will be . spencer : is that why you got me chained to this hospital bed , bo , and pumped full of this poison here -- so i ca n't defend myself while you two boys stand there with your trigger fingers twitching ? i 'm going to heal , and i 'm going to get out of here and i 'm going to finish what i started . clint : truman , there was a point in time when there was a possibility that you were a buchanan . but thank god that turned out to be not true . now , whether you end up at the funny farm , in prison , or in the cemetery , it does n't make any difference to us because you ca n't touch us anymore . bo : this could be the last conversation we ever have , truman , unless a judge wakes up and realizes that you are fit to stand trial , and then i would have -- i 'd have the opportunity of testifying against you . let 's go . clint : yeah , kind of stinks in here , bo . spencer : asa 's going to pay for what he did to her . i guarantee it . [ scene_break ] lindsay : what -- what are you doing ? what are you doing ? cristian : i 'd rather not look lindsay : just because i ca n't sell it in llanview does n't mean it 's no good . cristian : the paintings that i made before i hurt my hand might actually be worth something . this is like one of those pictures on black velvet -- lindsay : no . i see this is n't up to your standard . it 's the downside of being an established painter with an established body of work . come on , you know that . cristian : what i do n't know is how i 'm going to make a living . singer : and open wide cristian : i have to . if not , this whole town 's going to look at me like i 'm evangeline williamson 's rent boy . lindsay : ca n't you give it time and do some more physical therapy on your hand ? cristian : i -- i do n't see the point . i already lost it . singer : and rejoice cristian : i 'm sorry . i 'm sure this is not the way you want to spend christmas eve . lindsay : there is nothing to apologize for here . why do n't we have a few nips and we 'll talk about this further ? cristian : thanks , but i 'm -- i 'm going to go for a walk , get some air . merry christmas . singer : o come to see him [ scene_break ] nora : i 'm sorry . i 'm just a little over the top , you know , with the holidays and everything because i -- i just completely missed them last year being in a coma and all and -- i also kind tend to be , you know , live each day like it were your last ? evangeline : it 's just that me and cristian -- we 're not ready for marriage evangeline : no . does cristian agree you on that ? evangeline : well , we do n't -- talk about marriage . nora : oh . well , why not ? evangeline : excuse me ? nora : oh , for god 's sake . evangeline , i see the look in your eyes when you 're with him . he 's got the same look in his eyes when he 's with you . you know , he 's turned his whole life around since he 's been with you and you 've been with him . i mean , you love each other , you 're good for each other , and god knows you 're beautiful . nora : and cristian knows as well as i do that christmas eve has always been sort of a time for that okay , i might have made that up , but would n't it be a good time ? evangeline : nora ? nora : yeah ? evangeline : do you -- do you think he 's going to ask me to marry him ? nora : oh , hell if i know , but god , it 's fun watching you sweat . evangeline : you are so bad . [ scene_break ] nash : oh , come on . it 's bree 's first christmas . jessica : oh , please . how could i be mad ? i somehow concluded that there were n't nearly enough presents under the tree for jamie and bree . claudia : hmm . well , why should n't she get twice as many presents ? i mean , she just has two daddies and two mommies , right ? did i say something wrong ? [ scene_break ] antonio : yeah , ted also ratted you out to my brother . vincent : you think that i 'd start anything that would kill an employee of mine ? antonio : my brother worked for you , too . i saw what you did to him . vincent : you are going to let this thing slide because you got a grudge against me . there is more to this , okay ? somebody 's out to get me . and ted -- he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time . antonio : if the fire department says this was arson , then whoever set the fire will be guilty of homicide , as well . vincent : you think i do n't know that building was up to code . i got it inspected a couple of weeks ago . antonio : when the fire department is done doing whatever it is they do , if they find something , they 'll turn it over to us . vincent : and you 'll bury it if you ca n't lay it on me . officer sahid : okay . do you have any idea who that might be ? vincent : huh . i do n't know . you accuse me of burning my own building and killing a man . you want to know who my enemies are ? why do n't you start with detective vega and his brother ? [ scene_break ] bo : did you hear that , clint ? clint : yeah , i did , bo . bo : i think he just threatened our father . clint : i thought so , too . bo : you know , for a man who 's not competent to stand trial , he really came through loud and clear clint : well , he 's not going to get away with it forever . bo : give it up , truman . you 're through . you ca n't hurt anybody else . and if you ever try , you really do n't want to know what we 're going to do to you . [ scene_break ] marty : so let me just make sure i 've got this straight -- you 're blaming me for what happened to blair . todd : ah spencer almost gets me executed , and in the process , he steals my wife and a kid i 've never met . ahem -- but then he gets caught and he goes to trial . but his lawyer knows that he 's guilty , so he becomes insane because that 's `` the only way i 'll get off my charges . `` but the problem is he 's not , of course , so they have to find a shrink who will attest that he is . and who did they get ? hmm -- you ? marty : yeah , me . see , unlike you , i examined dr. truman at length , found him to be dissociative , and as a matter of fact , he was n't on trial for what he did to you . i did n't have any idea you had anything to do with him . todd : you do n't have any idea about your own son ! your drug addict son , who wanted to attack my daughter ! marty : he made a mistake , just like you . you remember those things -- he 's a good kid . todd : i have children , and tonight , they are spending christmas eve alone because their parents are not with them . one of them is in icu , the other one had to sit the whole night with a bunch of police officers . marty : hmm . todd : and spencer truman is upstairs nursing a sore back . and that 's on you . marty : oh . well , see , you 've conveniently skipped over your part in all of this . you know , has anything that ever happened to you been your fault ? i mean , in your -- in your entire adult life , have you ever been responsible for anything ? [ scene_break ] jessica : your little digs to me do n't get to me anymore . but keep my daughter out of it . nash : how much have you had to drink tonight ? claudia : nothing . jessica : hmm . claudia : i promised antonio i 'd stay sober and i did . jessica : oh . for reasons unbeknownst to me antonio feels protective over you , but i do n't . so i 'm going to grab something to eat here and you 're going to stay on the other side nash : you happy now ? claudia : no . nash : why do you keep doing this crap ? claudia : i do n't know . yes , i do . this is the first christmas eve i am spending without my father . and it 's so stupid , but that little girl -- she has all these people who [ some words missing ] [ scene_break ] boy : hey , hey . i know you . you 're the fighter . boy : what now ? boxing commission change their mind . they said you did n't do nothing wrong . cristian : yeah , they did . boy : well , now , that was a good day , man . you made us all proud . cristian : oh , yeah ? boy : yeah , yeah . you got out of here , then you made something of yourself , then you stood up for yourself when all that happened . cristian : thanks , man . cristian : thanks for saying that . boy : yeah , i did n't say nothing but the truth . hey , you have a merry christmas . cristian : thank you . hey . is that the only coat you got ? boy : no , no , no , no . yeah . cristian : i got an idea . you want to help me ? boy : yeah . cristian : all right , let 's go . [ scene_break ] nash : i 'm sorry . i should 've realized that this was your first christmas without your dad . claudia : i -- i know he was crazy , but he was all i had . nash : well , keep up like this and he 's all you 'll ever have . claudia : huh . i know . i -- god . i 'm sorry . i should just go to a meeting and take it out on a bunch of strangers . nash : hmm . here 's a better idea -- how about you do n't take it out on anybody and just be happy ? claudia : whoa . nash : hmm . something to think about . claudia : huh . nash : mind if i join you ? jessica : please . nash : claudia is sorry . jessica : you know , she 's obnoxious , but she 's right . bree 's a baby now and when she gets older , she 's going to have a lot to accept . nash : well , every kid has to realize their parents are n't perfect sometime . jessica : well , my flaws are a lot more colorful than most people 's . nash : first of all , they 're not flaws . second of all , they 're not your fault . and third of all , before she finds out about any of that , she 's going to realize that she has a wonderful mom who takes really great care of her . [ scene_break ] evangeline : yeah , something like that . i do n't know . lindsay : nora ? nora : lindsay . lindsay : happy holidays . nora : same to you . evangeline : hello . lindsay : i 'm sorry to be bothering you , but i was just with cristian . evangeline : you were ? lindsay : yes . he was wanting to show me some of his recent work . evangeline : well , that 's great . how did it go ? lindsay : not very well . that 's why i was looking for you . i 'm worried about him . [ scene_break ] boy : well , i like the coat , man , but a sign on a bucket ? that 's your big idea ? cristian : the sign and the bucket is just the beginning . boy : what are you talking about ? cristian : i 'm talking about the biggest entertainment stage ... this place . boy : right . cristian : you got the bucket ? cristian : let 's just say something you said to me made me realize what a lucky man i am . you see , around this same time last year , i got my life back . you have any friends ? boy : yeah . do n't worry about the bucket -- i 'll get it . boy : all right , give me 15 minutes . cristian : it 'll be worth it . [ scene_break ] antonio : you know , this is your lucky day . i 'm going to pretend you did n't say what you just said . officer sahid , do me a favor . call the fire department ; see if you can get that report over here . officer sahid : yes , sir . antonio : why do n't you make a list of all the people jones pissed off . i 'll be in my office if you need me . merry christmas . [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm on to you , truman . you ca n't make a move that i wo n't be ready for . spencer : yeah . who 's making threats now , huh ? you son -- son of a bitches ! clint : sounds like truman 's a little frustrated . [ scene_break ] todd : i know what i did to you , marty . i live with it every day of my life . marty : so do i . todd : and i know now how you must have felt when the governor pardoned me . marty : i was terrified . todd : and i know you think i have n't paid enough for what i did , but there are lots of ways you can pay . you know , every time i look at my daughter , i think if some monster did that to her , i 'd want to kill him . and now she knows i 'm that monster . that 's never going to go away . no matter how much she loves me , she 's always going to know i 'm a rapist . paige : todd , i -- i understand that nobody talked to you in the icu . i want to apologize for that . todd : how 's blair ? paige : she 's -- she 's stabilized . she 's going to make it . todd : and the baby ? she lost the baby , did n't she ? paige : yes . i 'm very sorry . [ scene_break ] nash : oh , my god . that one is so cute . jessica : and the one where she 's wearing the colander as a hat ? nash : yeah . jessica : these are yours . nash : i -- i 'm going to get a little wallet - sized one of this one . jessica : i 'm already running out of space , running out of flat surfaces in my apartment and she 's a year old . jessica : oh . it 's antonio . nash : well , take it . jessica : hi , honey . yeah -- no , i am finally done all of my christmas shopping , and you are going to love what i got you . [ scene_break ] lindsay : i mean , i really wanted to be supportive , but i did n't want to lie to him . i -- i respect cristian too much as an artist to do that . evangeline : i did n't even know he was painting again . he did n't tell me . lindsay : i just feel so bad . evangeline : excuse me , okay ? oh , it 's him . lindsay : well , you 're looking pretty good for someone that 's been in a coma for a year . nora : i guess i 'm just a lucky lady . evangeline : hey , cris . are you okay ? cristian : yeah , yeah , i 'm great . evangeline : i just talked to lindsay . cristian : you heard about that , huh ? evangeline : yeah . is -- is there anything i can do ? cristian : actually , there is . but you got to hurry . [ scene_break ] marty : i 'll leave you two alone . todd : so what happened ? paige : the impact of the fall dislodged the placenta . [ some words missing ] todd : but you 're sure blair is okay ? paige : she 's in the icu , but things -- things look good . todd : you know , i did n't even know about this baby till after this accident . paige : well , the pregnancy was just confirmed a -- a few days ago . but judging from the size of the fetus , i would say she was at least in her fourth month . todd : did you -- you saw the fetus ? paige : yes . todd : was it a little boy or a little girl ? paige : it was a little boy . paige : i 'm sorry . todd : ahem . todd : so i -- one son of mine is lost or dead , and i 've just lost a second . todd : that 's fantastic . well -- i -- ahem . i was about to say , you know , there 's more than one way to pay for your sins . [ scene_break ] officer sahid : i got it . vincent : what does it say ? officer sahid : the arson squad says the fire was deliberately set . vincent : see ? officer sahid : well , it 's our case now . vincent : ted ? he was murdered . antonio : hmm . unless he was setting the fire . vincent : he would n't do that . officer sahid : the me 's report will tell us how he died . vincent : officer , i had nothing to gain by burning down my own warehouse . you could check with the insurance company . i let the policy lapse last month . i 'm not even covered . officer sahid : we 'll figure out what happened , mr. jones . if you do n't mind , i 'd like to finish taking your statement . vincent : yeah . whatever . antonio : talia , i 'm going to check out . um -- merry christmas . talia : thanks . same to you . i want to make some copies of this report and start a case file . i 'll be right back . antonio : this department will treat you fairly -- that , i promise . [ scene_break ] jessica : well , i better get my stuff together . antonio is going to be outside soon . nash : oh , yeah ? big plans for christmas eve , huh ? jessica : um -- i do n't know . cristian called antonio and told us to get bree and meet him at the square . that 's where their mother 's at . we 're doing something with her . nash : sounds like fun . jessica : yeah . -- well , how about i drop bree off tomorrow so you can have christmas with her ? nash : thanks . that 'd be great . have fun . jessica : do you want to come ? nash : no , i do n't . thank you , though . jessica : i just -- i feel bad , you being alone . nash : well , it would n't be the first time . last christmas , i was in a hospital bed . jessica : yeah , i remember . jessica : well , i hope you find that kind of happiness again soon . nash : me , too . claudia : hmm . nash : hmm . mmm . claudia : hot cider -- mulled , unspiked . nash : whoopee . claudia : welcome to my world . wait , wait -- what should we drink to ? nash : better times . claudia : to better times . hmm . i do n't know about you , but a couple of pulls off this and i 'm suddenly filled with christmas spirit . something happen with you and jessica ? nash : just looking at baby photographs . claudia : let me see . yeah . claudia : oh , god -- look at her ! hmm . nash : yeah . could you watch this for a minute ? claudia : yeah . nash : thanks . claudia : where are you -- where are you going ? nash : you think the stores will be open late ? claudia : yeah , of course . nash : i got to go see a guy about a locket . [ scene_break ] evangeline : cris . evangeline and cristian : hey . cristian : thanks for coming , guys . evangeline : what was the mysterious phone call about ? cristian : well , i have this little idea that i need your help with . marcie : hey , guys . got your message . i mean , is -- is everything okay ? cristian : yeah , everything 's great . cristian : you know what ? something woke me up . i 've been so busy feeling sorry for myself that i forgot what 's really important . so what if i ca n't ? i 'm an artist . i 'm going to -- i 'm going to do something with my art again . i know it . but what 's important right now is that , well , i got someone to love . evangeline : well , i 'm really glad to hear you talking like this . cristian : oh , you do n't know the half of it . marcie : okay , okay , enough . just please tell us already . cristian : okay , okay . you come to the square to hang out . we should show them a good time and maybe in the process , those kids that i promised i would n't forget . [ scene_break ] paige : i wish i knew what i could say to you right now . todd : i feel really lucky for the kids i have , because , you know , a lot of people -- ca n't have kids . paige : yes , does n't mean you ca n't feel this loss . todd : you know , i did n't plan for any of this . i did n't plan either one of these kids . maybe if i had -- god , do they have to play this stupid christmas music ? it 's a hospital . it 's not a -- god , this is n't helping . paige : you know , the person you should be with right now is blair . todd : did you tell her ? does she know ? paige : no , she 's -- she 's still sedated . we 're going to keep her that way for one more day . todd : oh . yeah , merry christmas . paige : yeah . right . todd : she kept having these headaches and getting woozy all the time . and i -- i never said anything to her because i was really scared it was the -- paige : of course you were scared . she had a history of brain tumor . you had every right to be . todd : and i think she was scared , too , because , you know , she kept delaying going to the hospital , seeing a doctor . paige : no , no , you -- todd : if i had thought of it -- paige : you ca n't second - guess yourself , to death . just go up to the icu , sit with blair , just be with her . todd : okay , thank you . todd : i 'm sorry , little man . i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] evangeline : chestnuts roasting on an open fire jack frost nipping at your nose yuletide carols being sung by a choir and folks dressed up like eskimos even marcie knows marcie : a turkey and some mistletoe will help to make the season bright tiny tots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to sleep tonight evangeline : they know that santa 's on his way he 's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh and every mother 's child is gon na spy to see if reindeer really know how to fly both : fly and so marcie : i 'm offering this simple phrase to kids from 1 to 92 both : although it 's been said many times , many ways merry christmas to you they know that santa 's on his way he 's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh and every mother 's child is gon na spy to see if reindeer really know how to fly and so evangeline : i 'm offering this simple phrase to kids from 1 to 92 evangeline : you know it 's been said both : many times many ways both : merry christmas to you evangeline : merry christmas marcie : merry christmas both : to you
jessica sees claudia and nash talking and goes over to see nash . jessica explains to nash why she has more gifts . she went shopping to get bree more things . she looked under the tree and did n't feel that there were enough presents there . `` well , why should n't she get twice as many presents ? i mean , she has two daddies and two mommies right ? `` nash and jessica stare at claudia silently , surprised by what she 's said . `` what ? `` claudia asks . `` did i say something wrong ? `` nash joins jessica at a table in the restaurant and they talk about bree . she gives him a copy of some photos of the child and she arranges to drop bree off the next day for his visit with her . she and antonio will be celebrating that night for christmas and jessica invites nash to come but he is getting used to being alone and begs off . spencer is back to his old self now that he has had his anesthetic wear off . he lays chained to a bed and hooked up to tubes . clint and bo come to see the crazy bastard and they tell him that it is finally over . he will never be free again . he ca n't hurt anyone anymore . that is the message that they have for spencer from their father . spencer does n't care what asa says . he will get out of the hospital and he will get out of prison and he will have his revenge . bo warns spencer that he had better not hurt anyone ever again . bo vows to stop him himself . vincent pushes antonio and officer sahid to find out about his fire , and so the report from the fire department is sent over and the fire is found to have been deliberately set . now antonio can look into this . vincent still thinks that his case will not get attention that it deserves . when asked for a list of enemies , vincent calls out antonio and cristian 's name to officer sahid who will be taking vincent 's statement . todd is at the hospital with marty in a private room at the hospital . he has been denied access to blair and that angers him . marty tells him that nothing sinister is going on . it is just the rules of the hospital . she assures him that he will be able to see her the next day or so . he tells marty that she really screwed things up by telling everyone that spencer was insane . she wonders if he has ever really taken responsibility for anything in his entire live . while they are talking , paige comes to the room . she tells that blair has made it through but the baby is gone . the placenta got dislodged due to the fall and the baby just did n't make it . it was a boy and he was 4 months old . todd is sad at first but then he shakes it off . he did n't plan his kids . he realizes sadly that he has one kid lost or dead and one dead for sure .
dorian : aha , where are your holiday outfits for our cramer women holiday extravaganza ? get going . come on . starr : well , where 's cassie ? is she going to come ? dorian : no , she ca n't make it . blair : oh , and guess what -- kelly 's not going to be here , either . dorian : well , all the way from london -- she ca n't make it , but , oh , your grandma -- addie is going to be here just , well , anytime now . starr : adriana going to come ? dorian : yes , she 's going to be here . blair : great . dorian : um , indeed . so , why do n't you all go and get dressed ? right now . starr : sounds good . langston : what was that all about ? starr : fasten your seat belts . [ scene_break ] sarah : yes ! how did you guys know i wanted these ? layla : um , maybe the open catalog with the circle around it . [ sarah chuckles ] vincent : and now you can give back mine , please . thank you . sarah : oh -- okay . there you are . vincent : oh . thank you . sarah : and i have something for you guys . layla : yeah ? okay . sarah : there you go . layla : oh , my god . look , vincent , look at these seats . vincent : ah , where 'd you find these ? you know i 've been calling all around town for them ? sarah : guess you just got to have the right connections . layla : oh , my -- girl , thank you . thank you . sarah : you , too . you , too . both of you . so , you guys are going to be in maryland for the holidays ? layla : mm - hmm . what are you doing ? sarah : probably just hanging out with family -- unless something better comes up . [ knock on door ] sarah : hi . [ scene_break ] natalie : mom met some guy when she was in paris . jessica : well -- i ca n't believe she would n't tell me about it . natalie : she did n't tell me , either -- i had to get it out of her . nash : oh , my god , is he french ? natalie : well , actually , i do n't know -- mom 's not talking . i do n't even know his name . all i know is there is somebody and she 's obviously hot enough for him that she went back to paris to see him . nash : so my mother - in - law is not going to be here for christmas ? natalie : well , this whole family is going crazy . you know , mom 's acting like a teenager , dad 's having drama with dorian , and you two are acting like you have some sort of lobotomy . jessica : ah -- that 's what 's really bothering you -- it 's jared . natalie : what i do n't get is how it 's not bothering you . jessica : i just do n't see a point in fighting about it anymore . natalie : and you 're really onboard with this ? nash : yeah . sure . listen , i 'm , um -- i 'm going to go finish my christmas shopping . i 'm going to leave you two here to hash it out . hmm . bye . jessica : okay . look , i know that dealing with this jared thing is harder for you than it is for me , but you have to find a way to move past it . natalie : yeah , i already have . jessica : really ? how ? natalie : i slept with john last night . [ scene_break ] nora : oh , hey , jared . i want you to meet cole thornhart . jared : oh , cole . jared ba -- jared buchanan . i 'm still getting used to that . cole : yeah , miss hanen filled me in . nora : `` miss `` ? what ? `` nora , `` please . `` nora , `` okay ? cole 's going to be living with us now . jared : ah . i heard about your mom . i 'm sorry . cole : thank you . nora : so i 'm going to have -- get nigel to take your stuff up to your old room , all right ? and you just make yourself at home . cole : hey , i appreciate everything you 're trying to do for me , but this is never going to be my home . [ scene_break ] [ `` greensleeves `` plays ] [ gigi hums ] gigi : sorry i 'm late , moe . if you had a heart , you 'd understand , but you do n't , so you wo n't . did noelle clean the aprons like she was supposed to ? rex : morasco ? gigi : balsom ? how did you find me here ? rex : i was n't even looking . what are you doing in paris , texas ? gigi : i live here now . rex : man , talk about a coincidence . it 's good to see you . gigi : do n't . rex : why not ? gigi : you have a lot of nerve asking that after what you did to me . [ scene_break ] viki : is the speaker not working again ? charlie : yeah , i just do n't seem to have any luck with these things . viki : well , do n't worry about it . i mean , we can just talk . viki : how was your meeting ? charlie : it was good to be back with my friends . viki : so what happens now ? charlie : 90 and 90 . viki : what is that ? charlie : that 's 90 meetings in 90 days . viki : oh . charlie : yeah . you think you can deal with a guy who 's newly back on the wagon ? viki : oh , i think the chances are excellent . charlie : i 'm very glad you came back . you know , when i got back to paris , the first thing i did was run straight over to the bon - jour cafe looking for you . viki : and i was n't there . that 's not why you started drinking , though , is it ? charlie : oh , no , no , no , no , i did that all on my own , but i must admit that when i was out looking for my son , i never once stopped thinking about you . charlie : oh , maybe if i talked to the management i can get a speaker that works here . viki : charlie , i missed you , a lot . [ scene_break ] cole : hey , i 'm sorry , did n't mean any disrespect . nora : cole , it 's okay . please , i completely understand . you do n't want to be here , you want to be at home , with your mom . matthew : cole , hey . i heard you were moving back in . that 's awesome . i mean , it 's not -- i -- it 'd be better if you were n't . i mean , it 's -- cole : matthew -- matthew : it 's not bad -- cole : matthew , matthew -- matthew : it 's cool -- cole : matthew , man -- it 's cool , man . do n't worry about it . i know what you mean . all right ? nora : so , did you and your dad finish all your last - minute christmas shopping ? matthew : yeah , thank god . he was getting a bit cranky . nora : well , i can believe that . you 've been gone a long time . matthew : we went to see lindsay , too . nora : your father took you to st. ann 's ? matthew : yeah , i asked him to take me . r.j. was there , too . she 's better now . nora : lindsay 's better now ? matthew : yeah . a lot . nora : hmm , really ? cole , could you -- are you going to be okay ? i just need to talk to matthew for a minute , alone . cole : yeah , sure . nora : okay . come here , sweetheart . come on . cole : whew . jared : just so you know , if there 's anything i can do -- cole : oh , yeah ? like what ? bring back my mom , my dad ? that 's all i want , and that 's not going to happen . do you know how it feels ? jared : actually , yeah , i do . [ scene_break ] dorian : thank you . [ `` joy to the world `` plays ] [ dorian gasps ] adriana : do n't get the wrong idea . i 'm still not happy about the way you feel about rex , but it 's christmas and you 're my family , so -- dorian : you look gorgeous . i love that dress ! honey , thank you for coming . it would n't be christmas without you . oh . blair : ahem ! dorian : blair , darling -- well , as you can see , adriana 's here . i -- i 'm sure that the two of you will get along well in the spirit of the holidays , and if not , will you fake it for my sake ? [ scene_break ] starr : i hope this thing does n't last too long . i want to call cole . he probably really misses me . he just moved into nora 's house . langston : yeah , i guess . starr : hi . merry christmas , adriana . adriana : merry christmas , sweetheart . starr : where 's rex ? adriana : oh , he 's on assignment . langston : what ? is there something wrong with what i 'm wearing ? dorian : i 'm just not sure the whole skull motif thing is appropriate for christmas . langston : well , you know , i was going to wear my mrs. santa costume , but the cleaners ruined my muff . dorian : luckily , i happen to have this , which i bought for you at the last minute . why do n't you take it to your room , open it up . i promise , you 'll be inspired . langston : thank you , dorian . starr : this should be interesting . blair : good luck . dorian : so , is rex still out of town ? adriana : yeah . i was just telling starr that he 's on the case . dorian : great . such a shame he could n't , you know , take time out and join us all for the christmas holiday . adriana : well , he ca n't exactly fly back from texas just for the evening . blair : texas ? what the hell is rex doing in texas ? [ scene_break ] [ `` greensleeves `` plays ] rex : gigi , i know it 's been a long time since michigan , but i do n't remember anything bad between us . gigi : maybe because you did n't care . rex : oh , come on . we went together through most of senior year . gigi : yeah , and then you just took off . no goodbye , no nothing . i waited for you to call . [ rex sighs ] gigi : and when you did n't , i went to your aunt corinne 's house . she 's the one who told me you left town . rex : she did n't say why ? gigi : she was never crazy about me , rex . rex : okay , it -- it was an emergency . i had to go to pennsylvania to find my sister . gigi : you could n't call me just to let me know you were still sucking air ? rex : i do n't know what to say . gigi : how about `` i 'm sorry `` ? rex : i thought that i 'd be coming back . and then things got complicated , and i did n't , so -- gigi : you were my boyfriend , rex . did n't i mean anything to you ? rex : you might not believe this now , but you meant a lot to me . [ scene_break ] jessica : so , you 're trying to get over jared by sleeping with john ? natalie : it was a one - night thing . you know , two friends just trying to help each other out . jessica : no , no , friends do n't do that . friends take each other out for coffee , they -- they cry on each other 's shoulders , they do n't hop into bed and have sex with one another . natalie : yeah , they do -- sometimes . it -- it 's just -- you know , when they need to feel close to someone . jessica : okay , it did n't work . it might have worked for maybe one night , but it 's still there , natalie , i can see it . natalie : okay , what do you want me to do , flip a switch and just turn off my feelings ? jessica : no , but i do n't think sleeping with john is a very good solution , either . natalie : if you 're going to lecture me about sleeping around -- jessica : no , i 'm not ting to lecture you , and after what tess did , you 're practically a saint , but john is still trying to get over marty . i do n't want to see you get hurt more than you already are . natalie : you really think that i 'm that big of a loser ? [ scene_break ] sarah : really good to see you . cristian : good to see you , too . listen , i was wondering if i could talk to layla . sarah : oh . yeah , sure . she 's right here . come on in . cristian : thanks . hey , how are you doing ? layla : hey , cristian . vincent : vega , how 's it going ? cristian : good . you got a minute ? layla : yeah . what do you want to see me about ? cristian : well , can we go somewhere else to talk ? sarah : oh , hey -- huh . do n't mind me . i 'll -- i 'll just use the present that layla and vincent gave me . [ sarah chuckles ] sarah : they 're -- they 're noise - canceling , so i wo n't hear anything you guys say about me . layla : okay , what 's going on ? cristian : i want to see evangeline . layla : i 'll see what i can do , cristian . vincent : well , we 're on our way to maryland now . layla can make her case in person . i 'll back her up . cristian : i got a better idea . i 'll state the case myself . layla : cristian , you 're not thinking about going with -- cristian : i 'm going with you guys . [ scene_break ] gigi : i 'm glad i meant something to you , because -- [ `` o holy night `` plays ] gigi : well , i never forgot you , rex . rex : hey , i 'm the guy you made climb the flagpole at school to steal the banner from lakewood high . gigi : yeah . and then when i got it home , i realized i could n't hang it in my room or i 'd get busted . rex : i helped you set off those stink bombs right before finals . gigi : yeah , and we put lab specimens in old lady richter 's purse . rex : we were a great team , huh ? look , gigi , i really am sorry that i was such an ass . but this thing with my sister -- it was really major . and by the time i got a chance to finally call you , it had been so long , i figured a great girl like you had moved on to somebody new . it 's not like you were that in to me anyway , right ? or were you ? [ scene_break ] charlie : i am really sorry , viki , again . viki : it 's not your fault the speaker does n't work . charlie : no , now , you know darn well i 'm not talking about the speaker . viki : charlie , we all , you know , stumble now and then . charlie : now , you 've spent so much time picking up the pieces and putting me back together again , i never had a chance to ask you -- why did you decide to go home so suddenly ? viki : a friend of mine and a close friend of my daughter 's was killed . charlie : oh , my god . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . viki : thank you . oh , god , she was so young , and she left behind a teenage son . charlie : oh , jeez . no kid that age should ever have to fend for themselves . viki : charlie , you 're trying to make amends . charlie : hey , i thought we were talking about you . viki : okay . and i guess i felt kind of guilty . you know , i -- i 'd been taking all this time for myself here , and there were people at home who needed me . charlie : which would make you feel better , if i just agree with you , or if i try to explain to you why you have no reason to feel guilty ? viki : i do n't know . charlie : okay , first of all , they 're not kids anymore , all right ? viki : right . charlie : and knowing you , you 're most probably on the phone to them every day . viki : yeah , but it 's not the same thing , is it ? charlie : okay . then what are you doing here ? [ viki chuckles ] charlie : hmm ? viki : one of my daughters thinks that it 's -- well , that it 's because of a man . charlie : ah . anybody i know ? viki : maybe . anyway , she 's the daughter that i worry about the most , you know . you see -- um -- i had -- problems , big problems that prevented me from being a part of her life until she was practically grown . charlie : oh , i 'm sorry . viki : yeah , me , too . and i keep trying to make it up to her . charlie : is she at least accepting that ? viki : oh , she is now , yeah . charlie : oh . viki : she 's -- she 's remarkable . and she keeps telling me not to worry and not to feel guilty , but -- i mean , i do worry about her , and right now , she 's falling for some guy who just broke her heart . charlie : ah . [ as a mobster ] you want i should take care of the louse ? [ viki chuckles ] charlie : you just give me the word . [ scene_break ] jared : i grew up without a dad . cole : yeah , i heard about you turning out to be asa buchanan 's son . well , what about your mom ? jared : huh . we were close . i was -- i was pretty torn up when she died . cole : so you know -- jared : yeah , i know . at least you have good people looking out for you . cole : yeah , it 's not the same . jared : no , it 's not , you 're right . there is nothing like your real family . and you hold it against everyone else who still has theirs . at least , i did . cole : hey , look , i 'm sorry for going off on you . jared : hey , do n't worry about it . if you ca n't dump on a stranger , who can you ? i mean , we 're going to be living here , right ? so , dump away , anytime you need to . [ scene_break ] nora : so , you say lindsay 's back to her old self ? matthew : pretty much . nora : hmm . matthew : dad got her laughing about stuff . nora : does he ? that 's nice . well , i 'm -- i 'm glad that lindsay 's feeling better . matthew : so you 're okay that i went to go see her ? see , i only went because i wanted to give her that dvd . that i burned of this tape that jen made , and i gave it to lindsay for christmas . nora : oh , god , you 're a good kid . does anyone ever tell you that ? you 're a good kid . matthew : huh . does that mean i can have that video game that i 've been asking for for christmas ? nora : that one ? no , you 're not that good , kid . and do n't push your luck . matthew : i 'm going to go get the gifts i got and put them under the tree . nora : yeah , put them in the library . nora : baxter ? hanen . i need you to pull the spencer truman murder case file , and i want it by tomorrow morning . yes , i realize it 's almost christmas , but i have a feeling by the new year , spencer truman 's murderer is going to finally be standing trial . [ scene_break ] blair : and what kind of case would rex be working on in texas , adriana ? adriana : i believe that 's rex 's business , not yours . blair : no , you -- you made it my business when you just mentioned it , so i 'm just interested in -- dorian : oh , look ! look at langston ! oh , honey , that 's so sophisticated ! let me see . oh , wow ! it 's -- langston : you like it ? dorian : yes , i do . do n't you think so ? she just looks -- it 's just so audrey hepburn . i love it ! i love it ! oh , well , now , if we can just do something about her hair . langston : do i look 40 ? starr : not a day over 38 . blair : so , adriana , does rex happen to be in paris , texas ? hmm ? adriana : yes , and since you 're going to harass me till you know everything , he 's looking for marcie . blair : what ? dorian : i ca n't wait for addie to get here . let me show you what i got her . um -- a bed jacket , which is so practical . pink because we know she loves pink . a new -- langston : are they going to kill each other ? starr : yeah . get used to it . dorian : she loves handicrafts . blair : you know , todd is on the trail of his son now , again . adriana : rex is n't working for todd . blair : oh , so , what , is he just down there out of the goodness of his heart ? adriana : michael hired him . blair : michael ? oh , michael -- michael that 's married to marcie . oh , yeah , marcie , the one that kidnapped todd 's son , right ? is that what you 're telling me ? adriana : yeah , that 's what i 'm telling you . [ scene_break ] [ `` o holy night `` plays ] gigi : you think i think what we had in high school was -- was serious ? rex : well , you kind of seemed like it was . gigi : i was just messing with you , like i always used to . rex : i still ca n't believe this . what are the odds ? me walking into a diner in paris , texas , and finding you here ? gigi : well , i work here . what 's your excuse ? rex : i 'm working , too . i 'm a private investigator . gigi : balsom , a p.i . ? shut it . rex : i got a license and everything . [ gigi laughs ] rex : i was tired . gigi : this from the boy voted most likely to end up in jail ? rex : actually , i 've done that , too . anyway , i 'm trying to track down somebody . have you seen her ? gigi : oh -- somebody else came by looking for her . rex : his name todd manning ? gigi : yeah , him and his wife . they said this marcie had his kid . rex : it 's -- it 's complicated . actually , that 's kind of an understatement . gigi : i told them i saw her . rex : oh , when ? gigi : a few weeks ago in here , but she was on her way to south america . rex : okay . that 's what you told todd , but you 're talking to me now . we go way back , norasco . so , how about telling me the real story ? [ scene_break ] blair : what 's rex going to do in texas ? find marcie so she can keep todd 's son , huh ? is that what it is ? adriana : i do n't know what rex is going to do when he finds marcie and tommy . blair : it 's not tommy . it 's sam . todd named him sam manning . adriana : huh , since when ? blair : since todd named him ! he did n't want some psycho redheaded woman naming him , and i 'm not talking about margaret cochran , either ! adriana : you are unbelievable . you never even tried to see it from michael and marcie 's side . blair : do n't talk about sides ! dorian : stop it ! blair : i warned you about taking marcie and michael 's side over mine and todd 's ! adriana : you mean you banished me from the family ? langston : this is like watching a train wreck . starr : oh , it gets worse . adriana : this is about what 's right ! blair : oh , `` what 's right . `` you think marcie kidnapping todd 's son is right , adriana ? you 're unbelievable . dorian : why do n't you come with me , adriana ? adriana : michael has been going crazy missing marcie and tommy . dorian : you two need a time - out . blair : what do you think todd has been doing ? what do you expect him to do , go visit his own son across town ? adriana : you know what ? todd might be his father by blood , but he will never be the kind of father to that little boy that michael has been . blair : oh , god -- i ca n't even believe that you believe that . adriana : i 've thought that from the beginning ! blair : `` the -- `` oh , now , wait a minute . are you telling me that you have known that michael and marcie had todd 's son from the beginning ? [ scene_break ] layla : cristian , this is not the time to start anything with my mother . let me work on it , you know , during christmas dinner , when everybody 's all warm and fuzzy inside , and i 'll work on it . cristian : okay . okay , whatever you can do . but if it does n't work , i 'm going to silver springs . vincent : look , sweetheart , we better get moving . layla : yeah . sarah -- hello , sarah ? [ layla chuckles ] layla : we 're off , we 're leaving . give me a hug . sarah : those things are amazing . layla : mmm ! sarah : even better than yours , vincent . [ vincent chuckles ] vincent : well , i do n't remember what mine sound like . [ sarah chuckles ] sarah : let me turn this off . have a good christmas , guys . layla : you , too , babe . both of you . cristian : i guess i should be heading out , too . sarah : yeah , you probably should . cristian : i hear you 're working christmas night . sarah : huh . well , somebody 's got to . cristian : oh , well , listen , if you change your mind , i 'm sure i can get someone to cover for you . sarah : oh , no , it 's okay . i mean , i do n't have anything better to do , anyway . cristian : okay . i 'll see you . sarah : cristian , wait ! [ scene_break ] gigi : i told you , she was going to south america . rex : she was n't more specific ? gigi : look , rex , i served her lunch and then she hit the road . wait a minute . this marcie -- she did say she was a teacher . rex : that 's right , she is . gigi : yeah , she had all these travel folders with a big waterfall on them , and i asked her about them , and she said she was going to go teach somewhere near the falls . rex : wait -- marcie does n't speak spanish . gigi : she said it was an american school . i -- i -- i believe it started with an `` i `` . i -- i -- iguaçu falls -- rex : no , iguaçu falls ? gigi : yeah . rex : where is that ? gigi : i think it 's in argentina . rex : mm - hmm . you would n't be messing with me now , would you ? [ cracking sound ] gigi : why would you even think that ? rex : because when you get nervous , you crack your knuckles . gigi : well , i am nervous ! rex : why ? gigi : because -- if i do n't get back to work , my boss is going to fire me . rex : well , maybe i 'll just stick around . maybe you 'll remember some more . gigi : yeah , well , maybe you should order something , because if you do n't , my -- my boss will be all over you . oh , and let me give you a tip . do n't order any pie . [ scene_break ] blair : answer me , adriana . you knew , did n't you ? you knew all along that michael and marcie had todd 's son ? dorian : of course adriana did not know . blair : i am talking to adriana ! adriana : i do n't appreciate the third degree in my mother 's house ! blair : well , that 's too bad ! you 're going to get it ! you knew . you knew , right along with that little sleazy boyfriend of yours . adriana : do not blame this on rex . blair : oh . adriana : he wanted to tell todd . blair : and why did n't he ? adriana : because i told him not to . blair : ugh . dorian : blair -- starr : oh , shoot . dorian : blair , blair , blair , blair . that is n't true , is it , adriana ? you tell her . adriana : it is , and you know what ? if i had to do it all over again , i 'd do it in a heartbeat . blair : oh , you little two - timing double - crossing bitch ! [ scene_break ] charlie : you know , viki , it sounds like your family needs you , and you need them . so do n't let me be the thing that keeps you in texas . viki : oh . you trying to get rid of me ? charlie : no , i just do n't want to think that you left your family behind just to sober me up . viki : i did n't . the thing is when i was home , i realized that i was not nearly finished with my life here . charlie : well , the truth is i 'd most probably still be drinking if you had n't come back . viki : maybe , maybe . charlie : no , no `` maybe . `` no , when my son turned his back on me , all i did was head straight for the first bar , because that 's the way i 've always dealt with bad times . and good times . you know , i guess i 'm just going to have to find another way . viki : for the record , i do n't drink -- anymore . charlie : well , i 'm supposed to stay away from people , places , and things that make me want to drink , and for the record , being with you seems to be just right for me . viki : then i guess we should just be happy that we 're both back where we belong , huh ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i want to forget jared . in fact , i -- i have to . but sleeping with john made me realize i had a life before jared . i can have a life again , and that 's a really big step for me . look , if i could get over john , i can get over a guy that i , what , made out with three or four times ? [ nash shivers ] nash : i 'm back . you -- you -- my , you -- you have to cover your eyes when i go back out there and bring back in all the stuff that i bought for you for christmas . you should be happy . what 'd i miss ? natalie : nothing . jessica : we were just talking about -- you know , jared . nash : uh - huh . natalie : yeah , and how we both deal with him differently . nash : oh , good , so you told her about how we 'll -- jessica : no , i was telling her about how you and i have decided to play nice with him , and i was convincing her why it was a good idea , but we got sidetracked . natalie : yeah , i 'm -- i got to go . jessica : hey , hey , hey -- am i going to see you at christmastime ? natalie : of course you are . jessica : oh , god . natalie : and do n't worry , i wo n't take your presents back . [ jessica laughs ] natalie : give my niece a kiss for me , please . nash : i will . nash : what 's going on ? jessica : well , i really do n't think that it 's appropriate that i tell you about my sister 's personal life , nash . nash : neither do i. i 'm talking about jared . you did n't tell natalie that our pretending to cozy up to jared is a scam , a ruse , did you ? jessica : no . nash : why not ? jessica : i had my reasons . [ scene_break ] matthew : cole , hey . so i got this new video game . you got to check it out . it 's so sweet . the good guys are chasing the bad guys in these vans , and it 's so cool , and -- oh , jeez . i 'm -- i 'm -- i 'm sorry . cole : matthew -- matthew , do n't worry about it , all right ? matthew , do n't worry about it . listen , everything reminds me of my mom right now . all right ? so maybe -- maybe i 'll play with you some other time , all right ? i 'm just pretty wiped out . i think i 'm just going to crash . nora : your stuff 's up in your old room . cole : hey , the -- the whole dumping - on - the - stranger thing you said earlier -- i might take you up on that sometime . [ scene_break ] sarah : are you going to be around for christmas ? cristian : i do n't know . i do n't know . i might go away for a few days . sarah : well , then i 'll give you your christmas present now , then . cristian : what -- you did n't have to give me anything . sarah : i know . and do n't worry if you did n't get me anything . [ cristian sighs ] sarah : my father used to be into adventure when he was younger . he even went looking for a buried treasure one time . is n't that funny ? so he told me that all you ever need in life to find your way is a compass . merry christmas , cristian . i hope you find your way . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , how dare you ! adriana , are you all right ? adriana : i 'm fine . dorian : you apologize to her right now ! blair : like hell i will . dorian : oh , yes ! if you do n't , so help me -- adriana : i do n't want her apology . blair : oh ! [ dorian gasps ] dorian : you stop ! stop it ! [ christmas music plays ] [ scene_break ] rex : how did you end up in texas all the way from michigan ? gigi : well , i decided to trade my old life in for a new one . so who are you working for , anyway ? why are you looking for this marcie person ? rex : there -- there are a lot of people who love marcie . they 're really worried about her . her husband -- he 's losing his mind . gigi : oh , keep it , it 's on me . rex : thanks . rex : it was great running into you . gigi : you , too . rex : if you remember anything else about marcie -- gigi : oh , yeah . yeah , i will give you a call . rex : hey , that 's a terrible thing . a father losing out on the chance to watch his son grow up . gigi : balsom ? [ gigi sighs ] gigi : i need to tell you something . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , stop it ! starr : mom -- mom -- mom -- get off of her ! get off of her ! stop ! blair : you are going to jail along with that wicked boyfriend of yours ! adriana : it 'll be worth it to keep tommy away from your psycho husband ! blair : who are you calling a psycho ? adriana : anybody who would marry todd , blair ! blair : i 'll show you psycho ! i 'm going to take you down ! dorian : stop ! starr : mom ! addie : i guess it 's true what they say . a party is n't a party until something gets broken . dorian : huh . addie : merry christmas , girls . blair , get your mama a glass of champagne . [ scene_break ] viki : what do you think is really going on in santa 's workshop ? charlie : um -- `` i need to talk to you , santa , about winky . i think he 's suffering from low elf - esteem . `` viki : oh , my god -- that 's awful . that 's awful . charlie : i know . viki : hey -- charlie : oh -- viki : the `` on `` light on the speaker -- it 's not on , it 's off . charlie : well , that 's because it 's not on . viki : you mean the speaker works ? charlie : well , i never really said that it was n't working , and when you assumed that it was broken , you said that it would give us an opportunity to maybe talk , so i -- viki : you did n't have to spring for movie tickets if you just wanted to talk . i mean , we could talk anywhere . charlie : well , so now that i 'm busted , you want me to turn it on ? viki : no . i 'm -- oh , i mean -- i mean , we could , but -- charlie : but , um -- [ charlie sighs ] [ scene_break ] nash : why would n't you tell natalie what we have planned for jarhead ? jessica : well , because i have something that i have to tell you first . nash : tell me . jessica : tess is back . [ scene_break ] jared : natalie -- ahem . natalie : ahem . jared : hi . how are you doing ? natalie : i 'm great . jared : good . natalie : i slept with my ex last night . [ next_on ] tess : jessica did n't know what to put in your stocking , so i thought i 'd bring you home me . jared : this is real , and i 'm not letting go of you . gigi : i 'm pawning this for a friend . rex : we have to talk . viki : let 's go home .
dorian confronts blair , langston , and starr as to where their holiday clothes are for the cramer women extravaganza . sarah and layla exchange christmas gifts before they leave for christmas holiday in silver springs . there is a knock on the door and sarah is surprised to see that it is cristian . natalie lets jessica and nash know that viki met a man in paris , and refuses to reveal any info about him . jessica sees that there is n't any reason to keep fighting about jared . natalie lets jessica know that she slept with john . jared looks at the christmas ornaments when cole and nora join him . nora makes the necessary introductions . nora tells cole to make himself at home . cole tells her that this will never be his home . rex starts to make a call when he hears a voice from his past . when he turns around , he and gigi are face to face . rex and gigi have a heart to heart talk . rex wants to know what she is doing here . gigi tells him that he has a lot of nerve asking her that after what he did for her . viki accompanies charlie to an aa meeting . charlie tells viki that he is glad that she came back to paris . charlie lets viki know that he never stopped thinking about her . matthew lets nora know that lindsay is better now .
noelle : are you sure you 're gon na be okay up here all by your lonesome ? i mean , i could call moe and tell him i 'm staying . of course , he 'll think we 're running off to atlantic city , not holing up here at viki 's cabin in the end of the world . gigi : i 'll be okay . i just need to be by myself for a couple of days to think things through . that 's why i moved out , right ? so i can figure out what i want . noelle : do n't you mean who you want ? rex or schuyler ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings twice ] stacy : fine , schuy . do n't pick up . hope that means you 're up at the cabin romancing my sister . if you do n't jump at the chance to steal gigi away from rex , you 're a fool . [ scene_break ] [ rex rings bell ] rex : roxy ! rox -- rox— [ scene_break ] [ nick groans ] kyle : easy , easy . okay . almost there . nick : i 'm good . i 'm good . roxy : what 's going on here ? kyle : nick just got out of the hospital . he needs a place to stay and a friend to look after him for a while . roxy : does n't he have a mother ? nick : oh , yeah . but she 's not nearly as warm as you are . roxy : oh , yeah , i know . i 'm so hot and i got such a big heart . and i guess you had a lousy break running into those meatheads . teach you to park in a dark alley . nick : thanks . i 'll keep that in mind . roxy : listen , what do you think that fish is gon na say if he knew that you were shacking up with your ex ? oliver : so where should i put nick 's stuff ? [ scene_break ] stacy : schuy , call me back . okay ? it 'd better be with good news . [ scene_break ] kim : who 's good ? who delivers ? stacy : you so did not bust up clint buchanan 's marriage ? kim : and he thanked me for it . stacy : you 're a rock star . kim : honey , i 'm a ceo . stacy : ah ! okay , i want details . kim : well , let 's just say i did some undercover work . stacy : oh , please tell me his wife walked in on you two ? kim : uh - huh . stacy : how 'd you get around nigel ? kim : oh , that man 's a rash . stacy : ah ! so you really think he 's on to you ? kim : well , it does n't matter . because once mrs. b walked in on me and the hubby in the sack , ka - boom . [ scene_break ] nora : clint , what the hell are you doing ? clint : i heard bo 's voice . and i thought to myself , what would pa do if he found a thief stealing his filly ? [ scene_break ] dorian : you want me to remove bo from office or you 'll harm my girls ? mitch : well , the commissioner understands a new broom sweeps clean . you 're the new mayor , so off he goes . dorian : i ca n't fire bo . everybody loves him . [ scene_break ] bo : clint , put the gun down . clint : asa would n't let the thief get away , would he ? no . he 'd blow the bastard 's head off . bo : clint , no . put the gun down . you do n't want to do this . clint : do n't i ? nora : shooting us is n't gon na change anything , clint . clint : shut up . you always have so much to say , nora , except when it counts . like on our wedding day when they 'd asked if anybody had a reason that we should n't be married . you said nothing . nora : because there was nothing to say . because i loved you . bo and i had n't even talked . we had -- had no idea how we felt . clint : by all means , marry me . it 's insurance . a girl always needs a fall- back . bo : no . that 's not how it was . clint : do n't you tell me how it was . you have no idea what it was like . when you were off with my wife , i was alone here in this house . but i wanted you to go because i trusted both of you , and i thought that that 's what both of you needed . but now ? i have just buried my son - in - law . natalie is grieving . jessica is trying to cope with having mitch laurence back in her life . and now when i need my wife and my brother to return the favor and support me , i find out that the two of you are sleeping together . nora : we 've never slept together , clint . bo : even though it never came to that , we let you down . both of us let you down . and i 'm sorry . okay ? i really am . but this is all my fault . i never should 've let nora go . and i wasted a lot of time . and now i 've hurt both of you . but that does n't change anything . there is no going back . and if you shoot us , all you 're gon na do is you 're gon na hurt natalie and jessica and the rest of the family . clint : unlike you , i think about the rest of the family before i give in to my feelings . but do n't worry . you 're gon na get what 's coming to you . [ scene_break ] stacy : so you and the mogul did the dirty ? kim : well , not yet . stacy : wait . i thought you just said that you guys ... kim : yeah , we made it look like we were having sex . stacy : oh ! smart . give him a little taste . kim : so he 'll come back for more . and before you know it ... stacy : you 'll be picking out sports cars . kim : well , yachts . stacy : oh . excuse me . so i have some good news of my own . kim : yeah ? stacy : gigi moved out . kim : she broke up with rex ? stacy : well , i do n't know . it seemed like a little more of a separation . but -- kim : well , it does n't matter whatever it is . as long as she 's out , he 's fair game . stacy : girl , i am so ahead of you . if things go my way , that separation is permanent . [ scene_break ] rex : so i guess gigi told you she moved out ? schuyler : she did n't mention it , no . rex : but you knew . schuyler : it 's a small town . word gets around . rex : i 'll bet . schuyler : look , i 'm sorry -- rex : no , you 're not . schuyler : okay , you know what ? fine . i 'm not sorry , all right ? gigi was unhappy , and if this is what it takes for her to get her head straight , then fine . rex : you mean if it 's gon na help you worm your way into her life . schuyler : rex , i 'm her friend . rex : `` her friend `` ? her friend would 've been supportive . you have gigi so confused , she had to move out . schuyler : yeah . well , you ever think about the fact that maybe you 're the one confusing her ? you and stacy ? rex : you know what ? it does n't matter what you think . gigi is coming home , and we are going to pick up right where we left off . and gigi and i and shane are going to build a future together , and you can count on it . schuyler : if you were that sure of her , we would n't be having this conversation . schuyler : if gigi walked out on you , rex , she probably had a good reason . rex : she did n't walk out on me . she 's taking some time for herself . schuyler : ah . right . rex : it was my idea . she 's been through a lot . schuyler : yeah , she has . rex : and i wanted her to have a chance to focus on herself . that 's what people in committed relationships do , not that you would know anything about that . schuyler : oh . oh , really ? oh . so if a guy gets his girlfriend 's sister pregnant , then he should tell her to take a hike ? let me see . let me write that down . got it . rex : stay away from her . schuyler : oh ? so now we 're back to square one where you tell me to leave town ? is that it ? rex : you should 've listened to me . schuyler : you know , rex , i might have . but gigi did n't want me to go . [ scene_break ] gigi : i know i ca n't have them both . but that does n't stop me from going off in 2 directions . noelle : okay . let 's break it down . let 's talk about the pros and the cons . first up , rex . gigi : okay . i 've loved him since i was a kid . we have a child together . he left his marriage for me . noelle : cons ? gigi : he left me in high school . just disappeared without even a good - bye . he has now slept with my sister , and they are having a baby together . noelle : all right . first off , the high school thing . he was a kid . you both were . gigi : and i had to grow up fast . noelle : point taken . but i think if he 'd known about it , he 'd have been there for you . gigi : true . noelle : and the thing with stacy -- i mean , that happened because stacy was working rex and because rex thought there was no chance for you and him . gigi : i know . but it is still very hard to live with . and the baby 's coming . noelle : all right . schuyler . come on . you said you wanted to work through this ? let 's get it all out on the table . gigi : okay . schuyler . um , we were friends first , so i trust him . i know that he 'd never leave me . noelle : you sound like you 're talking about a real good hunting dog . gigi : ha ha ! okay . i think he 's hot . noelle : but ? gigi : all right . but there 's also this whole other side to him . he 's an addict . he had this skeevy life in vegas with my sister . see ? i told you . it 's complicated . noelle : well , yes and no . gigi : what do you mean ? noelle : honey , if you ask me , i think deep down you know who you want . [ scene_break ] kyle : here . let me do the work . lean on to me . it 's the ribs . they take a long time to heal . roxy : hey , kyle , baby ? could i talk to you ? kyle : yeah . roxy : alone ? hotel business . oliver : so can i -- can i get you anything ? water ? i 'm sure you got a truckload of meds . nick : i 'm supposed to take these with milk . oliver : uh , i do not know if kyle has any milk . nick : probably not , knowing kyle . and if he does , it 's probably spoiled because he never checks the dates . but i 'm sure you knew that . [ scene_break ] roxy : what are you doing moving your ex into your bed ? kyle : okay , he 's not in my bed . he 's -- roxy : honey , this is my hotel . i know exactly how many beds are in that room : one ! kyle : oliver 's okay with it . okay ? he understands nick is injured . roxy : yeah , he is okay because he 's a real good guy unlike nick `` the home wrecker `` chavez . kyle : i appreciate -- i so appreciate your concern , roxy . i really do . but nick knows i 'm with oliver now . roxy : yeah , he knows that , honey , but he does not like it . the guy wanted to marry you . remember ? kyle : really , it 's okay . roxy : listen , i would get a free room if i could , but there 's no free room . so ca n't you just find someplace else for him ? kyle : nick just needs a friend right now . okay ? somebody to look after him . it 's just for a few days . roxy : flo nightingale , you heal him and you get him out of here , or you 're gon na lose the love of your life . [ scene_break ] kyle : finding everything we need in here ? nick : it 's fresh . i 'm shocked . kyle : yeah . oliver knows where to shop . nick : kyle , look , i did n't get you in any trouble with your landlady , did i ? because if she wants to charge me , it 's okay . kyle : no , it 's -- it 's fine . oliver : so i have a question . uh , there 's only one bed . where you gon na sleep ? [ scene_break ] rex : gigi and i were fine till you showed up ! schuyler : yeah . and you were sleeping with her sister . rex : slept once . schuyler : yeah , without using protection . that 's genius ! do n't blame me for your problems . okay ? if gigi walked out on you , then that 's -- roxy : gigi walked out on you ? what the hell happened ? rex : gigi and i are taking a little break ... roxy : hey , you get out . schuyler : what ? what ? roxy : you heard me . i 've had it with home wreckers . get the hell out of here . rex : it 's okay , rox . roxy : no , no , it 's not okay at all ! he 's been causing trouble between the two of you since jump . so you take your pot , mister , and you stir it somewhere else . schuyler : okay . i 'll get my things . roxy : oh , no , no , no . i 'll send them to you . schuyler : you know , all i ever wanted was for gigi to be happy . she 's not . [ door slams ] roxy : gigi left you for that ? rex : no ! she 's just taking some time for herself . but thank you for having my back . roxy : oh , baby , it 's the least i could do for you after everything i 've done to you . [ scene_break ] dorian : even if i wanted to fire bo , i would need grounds . and he 's done nothing wrong . mitch : we 're all sinners , dorian . i dare say bo has committed his share of peccadilloes . dorian : i would need somebody qualified to take his place . mitch : look no further . [ scene_break ] clint : you 'll get what 's coming to you without me pulling the trigger . nora will see to that . she 'll cheat on you just like she cheated on -- well , wait a minute . what am i saying ? she already cheated on you . we all remember sam rappaport , do n't we ? bo : no , do n't do this . nora : it 's okay . let him get it out . clint : thank you , nora . always looking out for me . but pa warned us . `` history repeats itself , boys , unless you pay attention . `` you remember him saying that , bo ? well , guess what . i did n't pay attention . and she cheated on me just like she cheated on you . but , you see , you do n't see that because you view all this as some kind of happy ending . and all this stuff that happened in between -- it does n't count -- and that you should 've just stayed married . that 's sweet . but as asa would say , `` i 'm sorry for you , because you have got yourself a pig in the poke . `` and , yeah , she 's got a law degree and a nice career . but scratch the surface and all you 'll find is a lying , cheating whore . bo : no ! that 's enough , clint ! clint : afraid not , little brother . i 'm afraid not . [ scene_break ] kim : well , this has been a productive day . we should celebrate . stacy : i want to make a prediction . in the next 6 months , we 'll have everything our way . do n't -- do n't touch that ! kim : `` do not drink . `` hey , i thought we 'd share . stacy : but do n't open it . it 's blood . kim : ew ! stacy : well , i had to have someplace to store the sample i got from rex 's father . kim : so you put it in my favorite soda ? stacy : it 's -- it 's not a real can . it 's a place you put your valuables and stuff , you know ? kim : but i still do n't understand why you need rex 's father 's blood . stacy : i told you . remember the paternity test ? you know rex is n't gon na give up on that . and whenever they do the test ... kim : you 'll use the blood you swiped from rex 's dad . stacy : exactly . when they match up rex 's blood with that blood , they 'll say , `` hey , these people are related . `` i just got to figure out how to make that switch . kim : oh , that 's the easy part . you 've already had practice at that clinic . oh , my gosh . that 's the story you still have n't finished . tell me . stacy : yes . if i tell you , you have to keep it a secret . i 'm serious , kimmie . you ca n't even tell a soul . kim : oh , tell . i swear ! stacy : good , because i 've really needed somebody to talk to about this . kim : what is this ? stacy : it 's research . when i was doing a switch at the boutet clinic , i discovered something . [ scene_break ] dorian : you want me to fire bo and make you police commissioner ? mitch : of course not . i 'm a man of the cloth with a mission of my own . but i do know someone who would be perfect for the job . dorian : who ? mitch : oh , i 'll let you know when the position is open . dorian : i 'm not gon na fire bo , so you might as well tell me who you have in mind . fine . it 's your loss . mitch : dorian , you will be the one who loses if you refuse to cooperate . [ scene_break ] kyle : i 'll -- i 'll throw a sleeping bag on the floor . nick : no , you are not gon na sleep on the floor . you 're a med student who barely gets enough sleep as it is . kyle , i 'll find someplace else . kyle : it 's okay . it 's okay . you need a place to stay while you heal up , okay ? it 's not gon na be for long . oliver : yeah , i hope not . i mean , it 's bad enough that those creeps beat you up . you do n't want them to think that they sidelined you . nick : agh . ugh . kyle : exactly . nick : right . listen , kyle , i -- i really appreciate you letting me stay here . but you 're not gon na wait on me . i need to get up and start moving around . and do n't worry . i still know where everything is . [ scene_break ] rex : it was a lot to take in . okay ? finding out that laurence is my father . and him killing jared and the stabbing , wanting him to die . it 's a lot . roxy : i know , honey . but you 're gon na get through it . you always do . but listen to me . you steer clear of him . rex : the truth is i 've been spending a lot of time thinking about laurence and what it all means , and not enough time with gigi . roxy : hey , baby , that 's no excuse . i mean , i ca n't believe that she left you for that washed - up druggie . rex : she did n't leave . i asked her to go . roxy : you threw her out ? the mother of my grandson ? rex : no ! of course not ! she 's been so conflicted , i thought that she needed to take some time to herself . i thought that it would be good for me , too . we both just need time to think . roxy : think ? how many times have i told you thinking is completely overrated ? listen , baby , what you got to do is you both got to get horizontal . and i know i 'm your mother and it 's a little weird me saying that , but that 's the truth . you got to know what you 're fighting for , and you got to put this thing back together again . and you 've done it before -- twice -- and you 'll do it again . you will . rex : i 'm not so sure . [ scene_break ] gigi : i hope i can find the answer while i 'm up here . because the truth is i just do n't know . noelle : well , you just eat one of my `` lost lamb looking for her shepherd `` pies that i made for you . maybe that 'll help . it 'll be all right , sweetie . gigi : i do n't know what i would do without you and viki . noelle : well , you do n't have to worry about that because we 're not going anywhere . you are stuck with us . gigi : good , because i have another favor . noelle : oh . moe and i will look in on shane . i know . no junk food . gigi : and check in on rex because he 's got a lot going on right now . this whole mitch laurence thing is really killing him . noelle : i 'll pop in once a day and make sure they 've eaten and washed behind their ears . but you have to take care of you . gigi : i 'll try . noelle : okay . you 'll figure it out , sweetie . i just know you will . [ scene_break ] kyle : you gon na be okay in there ? nick : god , i hope so . oh , god ! it only hurts when i laugh . kyle : yeah , it 's the ribs . nick : yeah ? you still have that organic soap i like ? kyle : yeah . just do n't use it all up this time . [ nick groans ] kyle : so how you doing ? oliver : i did n't know you had organic soap . kyle : and that 's crucial information now ? oliver : no . it 's information that he has and i do n't . and that you let your milk spoil , and that he knows where everything is . kyle : ollie , you getting jealous now ? oliver : okay , do n't whisper . he 's gon na hear and know that we 're talking about him . kyle : okay . so let 's talk about layla . i mean , you live with her , right ? so she probably knows a ton of stuff about you that i do n't know . oliver : that is completely different , and you know it . kyle : why ? why ? she 's your ex , and he 's mine . we 're friends , oliver , friends just like you and layla . oliver : i know . i know . i guess i 'm just disappointed we did n't get to be together . because now who knows when that 's gon na happen ? kyle : yeah . i get it . me , too . i 'm disappointed , too . but we 'll find time . okay ? [ scene_break ] noelle : i was just leaving . good luck . schuyler : so i ran into rex . he said you moved out . i just wanted to see if you were okay . gigi : i 'm okay . how 'd he look ? schuyler : not great . gigi : did he tell you why i left ? schuyler : yeah . he said that you were taking some time for yourself , but that -- that you guys were getting back together and it 's all good . is that true ? gigi : not really . it 's what he wants to believe . schuyler : what do you want ? gigi : the truth is rex asked me to leave so i could figure out how i felt about you . [ scene_break ] kim : does rex know about this ? stacy : i do n't think so . as far as i know , only the people involved know and , well , you and me . kim : so what are you gon na do with this ? stacy : i 've been trying to figure out a way to use it as leverage in case i need rex 's daddy on my side . kim : girl , you are an evil genius . stacy : oh , okay . look who 's talking . look what you just pulled off . you found out clint 's wife was having an affair with his brother . i mean , you used it to get into his bed . kim : well , information is power . stacy : what do you think clint 's gon na do ? kim : only thing he can do : kick her ass out . stacy : girl , he 's gon na be lonely . kim : not for long . stacy : ha ha . [ scene_break ] nora : you want to call me names , clint ? go right ahead . you want to call me a whore ? that 's fine . i do n't care . you 're angry and i do n't blame you . i would be , too . and bo 's right . he and i never should 've split up . it took this long and this happening to matthew for us to realize it and to forgive each other . but the important thing for you to remember is that we love you . we 've always loved you , and we will always love you . and we never wanted to hurt you , and we never cheated on you . clint : if you 've got nothing new to say , i 'm not interested . [ nora sniffles ] nora : fair enough . let 's go . clint : if you do n't mind , i 'd like a minute with my brother . nora , congratulations . you not only destroyed a marriage , you destroyed a family . [ bo exhales ] bo : i do n't know what else there is to say . clint : you could n't face me man - to - man ? you had to run around behind my back ? bo : you want to fight me , clint ? go ahead . do you want to shoot me ? do it . but do n't pretend that you were n't as big a part of this as any of the rest of us . clint : now you 're blaming me ? bo : hey , this is a lousy situation , all right ? but we all made mistakes . number one was me letting nora go and then being too stubborn to forgive her . but you did not have to go after her . clint : you said you were all right with it . bo : i told you right out front that the whole thing felt weird to me . you did n't want to hear that . clint : you were divorced . it was none of your business . i brought it up out of respect ! something you obviously know nothing about . bo : what if i 'd have gone after viki , huh ? clint : that 's different . bo : why ? because she was yours ? heaven help poor charlie . clint : charlie is not my brother . bo : yeah , and you are not pa . clint : i 'm not trying to be pa . bo : you 're quoting him all the time ! listen to yourself . look where you are right now . you 've taken over the company . you have his house . it 's pa this , pa that , what would pa do ? you know , pa went after women that i loved , too . clint : that 's a lie . bo : delilah ? becky lee ? clint : you think i married nora because of you ? bo : she 's a terrific woman . i think that you went after her because it was something that pa would do . clint , he set the trap for you when he left her this house . you took the bait . clint : get the hell out of here , bo . bo ? you 're dead to me . i no longer have a brother . [ scene_break ] kim : what i 'd give to be a fly on the wall at that mansion . stacy : yeah . too bad nigel 's such a stick in the mud . he 'd be a great source . kim : yeah . not a chance . he 's loyal . stacy : you know , it 's a good thing you have that job . you have an excuse to go over there . kim : yeah . but i got to bide my time , make him come to me . stacy : yeah . that 's exactly what i 'm doing with rex . i told him how sorry i was to hear about gigi leaving . he was so broken up , he probably did n't even notice . kim : so where 's schuy ? stacy : if he 's smart , he 's on his way to go see gigi . kim : oh , i 'm so glad schuy 's come around . i hated that new - and - improved version . stacy : yeah . me , too . but , you know , i think he 'll come through . kim : yeah . if he likes her as much as he says he does . stacy : and then rex will come running back to me . and with a little luck , junior here will be a little bigger so i do n't have to wear this pad . rex can actually feel the baby kick . kim : and you can use that can of blood to prove that it 's a balsom and not a fish . stacy : well , technically , rex is a laurence . kim : oh . ha ha . stacy : you know , i think it 's time you meet your grandpa . [ scene_break ] dorian : you want me to abuse the powers of my office . well , i wo n't do it . mitch : oh , what 's the matter , dorian ? scruples ? dorian : i worked hard to get this job , and i 'm not gon na give it all away to someone like you . mitch : i 'm willing to share power . dorian : big of you . mitch : you 'll be my right hand . dorian : oh , yes , i can just see it . of course . one of your minions as police commissioner running things . and , of course , i 'm having to explain to the press why the crime rate has gone sky - high , why the budget deficit is even higher than that , and why you have moved into town hall . mitch : oh , you can keep town hall . i 'll just find myself a little place down by the lake . dorian : the only place you 're going is prison . mitch : not if you care about your family as much as i care about mine . [ scene_break ] nick : ohh -- kyle : you okay ? nick : yeah , yeah . i was just a little dizzy . kyle : okay . come on . sit down . nick : i guess i 'm a little weaker than i thought . kyle : yeah , that 's okay . you 're here to recuperate . oliver : i should go . i got to be on duty in , like , 20 minutes . nick : please . i do n't want you to be late . kyle : i 'll walk you out . kyle : so you 'll call me later ? oliver : well , i do n't want to wake nick . kyle : okay . well , then i guess i 'll just put my phone on vibrate and you can text me . oliver : you are driving me crazy . kyle : and that is the point . oliver : all right , just -- will you just get him better , okay ? fast ? kyle : okay . [ phone rings ] nick : hello ? roxy : hey , kyle , it 's me . do n't say anything . i do n't want to hurt that kid 's feelings or nothing like that , but i think i solved our little problem . i kicked schuyler out of here , which means i got an extra room . so you move nick in there , and you can check on him , you know , every hour if you want to . so now you got your bed back , and ollie does n't have to walk around like he lost his best friend . uh , i got to go . nick : wait . uh— [ scene_break ] roxy : how 's my grandson doing ? rex : he 's fine . maybe i should call gigi , make sure she got to the cabin all right . roxy : no , no , no , no , no , no . just leave her alone . now , just let her get used to that . rex : you 're right . i got to let her do this on her own . [ scene_break ] gigi : i have feelings for you . schuyler : yeah , but you never really told me what that means . gigi : i do n't want to string you along , schuy . i came here to think , you know , not have anybody pressuring me . schuyler : i 'm not -- i do n't mean to pressure you . gigi : i know . schuyler : okay , i 'm gon na go . but , you know , call me if you -- if , like , you need anything . gigi : wait . do n't go . gigi : so rex and i spent a lot of time talking about our relationship and where it 's going , and i 'm here because i could n't really tell him what he wanted to hear . schuyler : yeah . been a lot of changes the last couple of months . gigi : so , anyway , um , maybe you and i should talk ... schuyler : huh . gigi : because we have n't really had the chance to do that . we were always avoiding this topic . schuyler : yes , we were . gigi : so you want to talk ? schuyler : yeah . sure . [ scene_break ] oliver : i am gon na be late . kyle : okay . so go . oliver : no . stop . i got to get to work , and you got to get taking care of nick . kyle : yeah . i know . i 'm sorry about that . oliver : you know what ? it 's okay . i 'm just -- i 'm being selfish . he took a hit for all of us . so go . go . i 'll see you later . kyle : hey . i love you . oliver : i love you , too . kyle : did i hear my phone ring ? nick : uh , yeah . yeah . it was your landlady . kyle : what 'd she want ? nick : nothing . uh , she , uh , she just wanted to know if we needed fresh linens . i said we were fine . kyle : okay . [ scene_break ] nora : thank god . i was so worried . i was just about to call john . what happened ? bo : oh , nothing . it 's nothing . just a -- just a little brotherly love . nora : oh , my god . at least he did n't shoot you . bo : i 'm sorry . nora : for what ? bo : for being an idiot . i should 've forgiven you a long time ago . i was just too damn stubborn . nora : okay , okay . you know what ? we all made a lot of mistakes . let 's just be grateful we found each other again . bo : we should go . nora : is he all right ? when he said that i destroyed the family ... bo : no . this family 's been through a lot worse . nora : but has he ? bo : let 's get out of here . [ scene_break ] clint : it was n't loaded , pa . [ phone rings ] clint : yeah ? kim : clint , you all right ? clint : kimberly . kim : i felt bad about the way i left . what happened after i did ? clint : my wife moved out . kim : i 'm sorry . that must be difficult . are you okay ? clint : i 've had better evenings . kim : you think you should be alone ? clint : nigel 's here somewhere . kim : yeah , i 'm sure that 's a comfort . clint : yeah , this is my father 's house . but all i can think of is what bo and nora did and where . the place is poison . kim : that 's depressing . you should get out of there . clint : there 's no place i want to go . kim : you can come over to my place . [ scene_break ] mitch : so do we have an agreement ? you make bo disappear ? dorian : sorry . mitch : this is very shortsighted of you , dorian . dorian : yes . and what are you going to do about it ? mitch : i 'm going to pray for you and your family . dorian : oh , i am so glad you 're still here , officer johns . as the new mayor , i 'm really concerned about mitch laurence , and i want you to keep your eyes on him like a hawk . [ scene_break ] stacy : hi , mr. laurence . i 'm -- mitch : i know who you are . i 've been expecting you . [ scene_break ] roxy : so are you gon na hang with me and watch the fights ? rex : uh , no , i ca n't . i got to go . i just -- i came by to tell you that christmas is kind of up in the air , you know , with gigi kind of basically undecided . roxy : well , she 'll be home by christmas guaranteed . [ scene_break ] [ gigi laughs ] schuyler : what ? gigi : maybe talking was n't such a good idea . schuyler : no . we have to see what 's there . i mean , if you 're deciding your future , and if i 'm a factor in it , then i think we both need to figure this out . gigi : i do n't know what you could say to make it any clearer . schuyler : well , maybe this is n't about words .
clint confronts bo and nora about what he 's discovered they have done behind his back and tells them both he never wants to see them again . kim believes she has clint right where she wants him . stacy is delighted that gigi has moved out of her place with rex . roxy kicks schuyler out of angel square . he goes to see gigi and kisses her . and we know what is bound to happen next . mitch tells dorian he needs her to fire bo and he knows the perfect candidate for police commissioner of llanview although he does n't tell her who . she does n't listen nor want to `` join forces `` with him . stacy goes to see mitch and he admits he knows who she is .
natalie : you know why i 'm here , marty . we 're happy . please do n't tell him this is n't his baby . marty : what do you expect , natalie ? me to throw you an engagement party ? natalie : i get that you hate me . and you do n't care if my life falls apart . but what about john ? do you really want to destroy him , too ? [ scene_break ] john : nate . come on , you were at the scene . what were you doing there ? nate : i do n't -- inez : can i help you , lieutenant ? john : we 're just asking your son a couple questions . inez : what 's this about ? nate : they 're saying i was at eddie 's motel room last night . when he got shot . john : we 're not saying . we have an eyewitness who saw him leaving there in a hurry . [ scene_break ] dani 's voice : nate , i was watching . when darren said that your dad had been murdered , you did n't even look surprised . téa : hello . dani : hi . what ? téa : you look a million miles away . dani : i was just thinking . téa : is this for nate ? dani : yeah . but i have n't wrapped the presents that i got for you and dad yet , so fair warning . stay out of my closet . téa : sweetheart , you do n't have to get me a christmas present . this is already the best christmas ever . come here . [ door slams ] téa : hello , sunshine . todd : hello . téa : where were you ? todd : christmas shopping . dani : then where are all the packages ? todd : i could n't find what i wanted . [ scene_break ] dorian : you are so busted . nothing changes . you could n't wait till christmas morning ? i caught you shaking the boxes to see what was in them . blair : i do n't want to even know what 's in that box . that 's the stupid box that eli left me . dorian : what 's it doing under our tree ? blair : oh , that 's jack . he has made his life 's mission to make sure that i open it , so he put it under the tree and that 's why i threw away the key . dorian : and left the box there ? blair : i just want to be on the safe side , you know ? dorian : honey , if the darn thing is n't ticking , maybe you ought to open it up . oh , kelly , you 're back . blair : so ? kelly : so , what ? dorian : so how did it go ? when you told joe that you still had feelings for him . kelly : i did n't . blair : you did n't say anything to him ? you did n't tell him ? kelly : i got lemon in my eye . dorian : ohh . blair : i 've never heard that expression . that is very -- i like that . kelly : no , i actually got lemon in my eye . but that is n't what stopped me . i realized that it would be pointless . dorian : pointless how ? kelly : he 's in love . head over heels in love with his fiancée , aubrey . [ scene_break ] jessica : i just saw charlie and echo driving off . i hope they remember to get hooks . viki : the only hooks echo is interested in are the ones she can get into charlie . jessica : mom , are you okay ? viki : yes . yes , i 'm fine . how about you ? i know you 're off bed rest , honey , but you really must not overdo it . jessica : i 'm fine . i mean , how could i not be ? this is gon na be the best christmas ever . viki : hey . jessica : and look who it is . is this the big moment when i get to meet the famous aubrey ? joey : aubrey , this is my sister jessica . aubrey : the famous jessica . jessica : it 's really great to meet you . aubrey : you , too . viki : my goodness . it looks like you two are keeping logan 's in business all by yourselves , huh ? joey : well , you can blame me for that . it 's our first christmas together , and if i ca n't spoil her now , then ... aubrey : whoa , whoa , wait a minute . this is not all for me . this is for jessica and brody 's baby . jessica : that 's so sweet . thank you . aubrey : and this one is for natalie and john 's . [ scene_break ] marty : you have it all now , natalie , do n't you ? perfect , little family . except it is n't all that perfect . carrying another man 's baby . john has no idea . natalie : all right , just answer the question . are you going to tell him or not ? marty : damn straight i 'm gon na tell him , because john deserves the truth . marty : okay . got your answer . now you can leave . because i have a lot of things to do . it 's a busy time of year . you know , i got ta get -- no , actually , wait . santa claus is n't coming to my house this christmas , or for the next 9 christmases , because my son is in jail . natalie : i know that you blame -- marty : you are a hypocrite . you 're all about honesty when it 's someone else 's child , but when it comes to your own ? you 've no problem lying through your teeth . natalie : it 's two different things . marty : your child will be my son 's age one day , and maybe then you 'll have an idea of what you 've done to me . natalie : i did n't -- i did n't do this to hurt you . marty : of course not . and if i 'm alone for the holidays , that 's just the way it goes , right ? you know , i ca n't even give a present to my own granddaughter . natalie : i 'm sorry , marty , but that 's not my fault . marty : no , it 's todd 's fault . he 's so determined to keep me away from hope that he 's hired a -- your brother . he 's hired your brother . to dig up dirt on my life . and that 's how you found out that i had your paternity test , right ? he told you ? well , good thing for me i have another copy , okay ? so now all i have to do is figure out when i can share the news with john ! natalie : marty , please , please , please , please do n't do that . marty : wait , i 'm sorry . what is that ? begging ? do i hear begging ? because i remember begging you not to turn cole in , and look where it got me . natalie : okay . okay , just hear me out , okay ? and if that does n't change your mind , then i will go to john and tell him the truth myself and just pray that he 'll find a way to forgive me . [ scene_break ] jessica : i 'll put john and natalie 's gift underneath the tree . viki : it was very , very kind of you to think of them . joey : well , that 's my aubrey . now , shall we start concentrating on this tree ? mom , you want to start hanging ornaments ? viki : you know , darling , i 'm gon na leave that to the rest of you . i have some presents to deliver , okay ? jessica : need any help ? viki : no . you are going to stay and take it easy . you can supervise the decorating . i 'll see you guys later . aubrey : bye . joey : prepare to be amazed when you get back . ornaments . aubrey : that box is full of ornaments . jessica : yeah . there 's a lot of memories in these boxes . aubrey : whoa . joey : yeah , mom saved everything . every star made out of bread dough . jessica : every cardboard christmas tree . aubrey : and a scary clown is part of the christmas season how ? jessica : that one is joey 's . you remember where you got that , right ? joey : sure . kelly gave it to me . [ scene_break ] dorian : so , kelly , that 's it ? you 're just going to give up on the love of your life ? kelly : what choice do i have if i am not the love of his life ? dorian : but sweetheart ... kelly : excuse me , but did n't i hear blair once make a big announcement that todd was the love of her life ? dorian : uh - oh . blair : do n't remind me . kelly : did you tell her to follow her heart ? no ! dorian : no , of course not , because todd is a sociopath . blair : why are we going to ancient history here ? todd is with téa now and they are destined for a little happily ever after now , that is , if todd does n't screw things up . [ scene_break ] téa : where were you really ? todd : i went to see marty . téa : why ? todd : because she planted a cufflink at the scene of eddie ford 's murder . téa : what ? todd : she 's furious at me for keeping her from seeing hope . she decided what better way to get back at me than to set me up ? téa : you really think marty broke in here and stole one of your cufflinks ? todd : she could 've done it years ago , when she was living with me . téa : on the off - chance that it would come in handy should she ever want to frame you for murder ? come on , todd . that 's ridiculous . todd : it 's not the first time that marty 's tried to get revenge on me . and now that james ford has been cleared , that makes me suspect number one . yeah ? [ scene_break ] dani : nate , it 's me . i got a little freaked out when you left the school so fast . hearing about your dad and everything , i think you were just in shock . but now you 're probably starting to believe it . and you do n't have to hide what you 're feeling , okay ? so call me . inez : your eyewitness is lying , because there 's no way that nate was at that motel . john : so where were you , nate ? nate : rourke 's gym . you saw me there . brody : yeah , when your dad was supposed to get in the ring with your brother , but that never got off the ground , so ... where 'd you go afterwards ? nate : i took dani home . brody : mind if we take a look around ? inez : yes , if you ca n't give me a good reason . john : brody 's being polite . we have a warrant . why do n't you go ahead and get started ? inez : i do n't understand . what do you think happened last night ? john : that 's what we 're trying to find out . so tell me , nate , when you took danielle to her place , what time did you get home ? nate : not till this morning . john : so you were there all night ? inez : nate forgot his keys , and he did n't want to disturb me , so he stayed at the mannings ' last night . john : and the mannings will confirm this ? nate : no . [ scene_break ] dorian : well , if you ask me ... kelly : did i ask her ? blair : no . dorian : i say joe is a fool if he chooses any other woman when he could have you , and i know that 's cold comfort , but you are to forget about joe , yes , you are , and you are going to enjoy your holiday . kelly : am i ? dorian : yes , because we 're having the traditional , very elegant , cramer family christmas . come on . let 's celebrate the good things in life . kelly : okay . you 're right . you 're always right . come on -- help me get the rest of the decorations . dorian : oh , yes . oh , look . you did n't hang up my stocking . to hell with any man who does n't appreciate a cramer woman . viki : hear , hear . dorian : hello , viki . viki : i brought some things for the children . dorian : oh . my goodness . that was so thoughtful of you . i 've seen cheerier santas . viki : oh . sorry . dorian : did you find out why charlie wanted echo to see him ? viki : oh , yes , yes . actually , he had a very good reason . dorian : oh . and so you are satisfied ? viki : no . no . no , i am not satisfied . echo has now found herself a way to get even closer to charlie . and there 's not a blessed thing i can do about it . [ scene_break ] blair : wow . where did you get that ? kelly : do n't talk about it like that . it has sentimental value . the circus was in town and joey and i went . blair : the circus ? kelly : yes . we saw this at the souvenir stand and we both agreed that it was pretty much the trashiest thing we 'd ever seen . so of course , i secretly bought one and gave it to him for christmas , not having any idea he had done exactly the same thing for me . blair : aww . that 's kind of sweet . got some news for you , though . dorian ai n't ever gon na allow you to hang that on her tree . kelly : we were so in sync then . but that was a long time ago . [ scene_break ] aubrey : that one must 've been around a while . joey : yeah , i told you . my mom throws nothing away . aubrey : well , i 'm not gon na go against tradition . let 's put it on the tree . joey : oh , you 're the best . i love you . aubrey : i love you more . [ cell phone ringing ] joey : oh . that 's mine . no , it 's yours . aubrey : no , i got -- i got -- no . joey : hello ? hello ? [ scene_break ] téa : can i safely assume that marty did n't admit to anything ? todd : no , but she 's lied before . téa : i do n't think she framed you , todd . todd : then there 's no good explanation for why my cufflink was at the scene of the crime . hey . hey , you know , i was thinking about this . you could charge people for doing this . you 'd make a fortune . dani : what were you saying about a cufflink ? todd : your mom 's gon na give me some cufflinks for christmas . although i would n't say no to a money clip . dani : is that all ? i could 've sworn i heard you say something about the scene of a crime . and i also thought we were all done lying . todd : okay , dani , i do n't want you to worry about this , but one of my cufflinks was found in the room where your boyfriend 's dad was killed , and john mcbain 's been asking questions . dani : that 's crazy . what reason would you have to kill nate 's dad ? téa : exactly , so it probably wo n't amount to anything . dani : unless ... dad , you did n't do it for me , did you ? [ scene_break ] nate : when i took dani home , her parents were out , so she asked me to stay a while , and that 's what i did . john : and danielle will confirm this ? nate : yeah , but i do n't want to get her in trouble in case her parents did n't want us hanging out while they were n't there . john : how long did you stay at danielle 's ? nate : pretty late . inez : and then you came straight home after that , right ? nate : i came home ... but i stopped at eddie 's motel room first . [ scene_break ] natalie : i was gon na tell john a long time ago . marty : but then you decided that the whole sleeping - with - a - good- friend thing might be a little hard to get past . natalie : the night that brody and i were together ... i thought that john and i were never gon na happen . marty : oh , yeah , so why not jump into bed with the next guy who comes along ? natalie : look , i was in -- - i was in really bad shape that night , marty , and i think you know why . i saw you kissing him . i thought that john had ignored the letter that i wrote him , but in fact , he never got it because you kept it from him . marty : oh . oh , it 's my fault . it 's my fault that you 're carrying brody 's child , huh ? natalie : i 'm just trying to explain what happened that night . brody was miserable . he thought that he had lost jessica forever and we were both really , really drunk . we just acted on impulse . we regretted it the instant it happened . we just -- we did n't think we were hurting anyone . marty : you know what ? if you wanted to drown your sorrows in sex , do n't you think you could 've found someone -- ha ha -- a little more anonymous ? that or practice safe sex ? natalie : okay , i ca n't undo that mistake . what i can do is prevent any more mistakes from happening , and -- like hurting john . or jessica or brody , for no good reason . marty : you know what ? they have -- we use this little word . it 's called rationalizing . it 's what you 're doing . natalie : john loves this baby . brody is thrilled to have a family that he never got to have . and jessica -- you know better than anyone -- has been through hell , and do you really wan na send her back there ? i would think as her friend , you would want to spare her . marty : oh , you know what ? you 're not asking me to spare jessica . you want me to spare you . so give me a reason , okay ? you want me to keep my mouth shut ? keep your dirty , little secret ? what do you do for me ? natalie : what do you want ? [ scene_break ] blair : ohh . you and joe really had it going for you back then , did n't you ? what 's he doing now ? jumping into a marriage with a woman he 's known for what , a few weeks ? kelly : he says he knows everything he needs to know about her . blair : that 's what i said about eli , too , did n't i ? kelly : that 's different . eli had some major skeletons in his closet . blair : literally . listen . i 'm gon na go out for a few minutes . you gon na be okay with dorian and the decorations ? kelly : sure . blair : okay . do me a favor , though . please do n't obsess about that aubrey woman . kelly : you know what the crazy thing is ? when i met her , not knowing the connection she had with joey , i actually really liked her . she was warm , she was fun , she let me borrow her clothes . amazing taste . blair : you know what they say about the devil and nice clothes . kelly : well , i do n't think aubrey 's the devil . blair : it does n't mean she might not have a couple of skeletons in her closet , too . [ scene_break ] joey : hello ? eh , must 've hung up . `` unknown caller . `` aubrey : oh , so annoying . ever since i changed my cell service , i 've been getting all of these wrong numbers all of a sudden . it 's fine . oh ! [ shattering ] aubrey : oh , joey , i 'm so sorry . joey : oh , do n't worry about it . i 'll get lois to clean it up . aubrey : no . are you kidding ? i 'm the klutz . i 'll clean it up . joey : aubrey , forget it . no . forget it . it was nothing . aubrey : i 'll be right back . jessica : `` it 's nothing `` ? joey : what am i supposed to say ? she feels terrible . and besides , it 's been a long time since this ornament really meant anything . jessica : memories always mean something , do n't they ? especially when they 're good ones . i 'll see you later . joey : where are you going ? jessica : oh , run some errands , and besides , i think the lovebirds want a little bit of privacy . [ scene_break ] aubrey : that was really not a good time , okay ? like i told you , i 'll call you from now on . jessica : i 'm really looking forward to getting to know you better . aubrey : me , too . jessica : see you . aubrey : bye . [ scene_break ] dani : oh , nate 's dad was really creepy with me that one time , and when you found out , you wanted to hurt him . i could totally tell . todd : you do n't think any father would 've felt the same way ? dani : probably , but would they have done something about it ? todd : i did n't kill eddie ford . dani : did you do anything to him ? todd : like what ? téa : answer your daughter , todd . todd : well , i went to see him . dani : and ? todd : i just told him to stay away from my kids . téa : keep going . todd : well , i might 've mentioned something about a wood chipper . dani : oh ... todd : it got his attention . téa : mm - hmm . todd : yeah . no . i have n't talked to him since then . i have n't seen him . téa : that is not entirely accurate . please keep going . todd : i also hired a private investigator to dig something up on him to scare him away . dani : okay . so then why were you at his motel room ? todd : i was n't at his motel room . i do n't know how the cufflink got there . i need to know you believe me about that . do you ? [ scene_break ] john : why did you go to your father 's room ? nate : i was upset . the fight at the gym was supposed to get rid of him , but he screwed it all up , so i was just trying to -- john : trying to what ? nate : come up with something to get rid of him once and for all . inez : oh , no , nate . nate : i know he was my father , but he did n't care about me or my mom or my brothers . he only cared about himself . and if he had to knock people around or break the law to do it , that was no problem for him . he was disgusting . so i was just -- brody : john . john : hmm ? john : i think you dropped something . [ scene_break ] natalie : okay . if you could just forget about all of this , i will make it worth your while . i wo nt go to the police and report the fact that you broke into the dna lab and stole my records . marty : that 's it ? that 's your idea of a fair trade ? natalie : marty , you would go to jail . i 'm guaranteeing your freedom . marty : it 's not my freedom i 'm concerned about . it 's my son 's . you put him in jail . you get him out . then we talk . natalie : get him out ? get him out ? how do you expect me to do that ? marty : the evidence that put cole away came from you . if you tell them you reviewed it and then you found a mistake , then the conviction goes away . natalie : it 's not that simple . marty : then make it simple , and i 'll keep my mouth shut . [ scene_break ] marty : you have your baby with john , and i have mine , only if i get mine . [ scene_break ] dorian : rex was in a car accident ? viki : yes . he 's okay . he 's going to be fine , but , of course , that 's why charlie was calling echo , to tell her that rex was in the hospital . dorian : you ca n't fault that . viki : oh , no . there 's more . no . charlie specifically asked echo to tell me that rex was in the hospital , but she was so , oh , upset that she just did n't do it . dorian : ha ha ! of course she did n't . she wanted charlie all to herself so they could bond by their son 's bedside . viki : yes , and now they are both off bonding at an a.a. meeting . dorian : i beg your pardon ? viki : yes . echo has been drinking a great deal . charlie confronted her about it and told her that she needed help . dorian : and she decided to go directly to charlie for that help . viki : this is just a nightmare . she 's playing the victim , and i just want to strangle her . now that she 's decided she needs help , oh , she 's milking that for all it 's worth , and charlie -- god bless him -- being an alcoholic himself , of course he decided that he should be the one to help her . dorian : oh , echo must be enjoying this so much . viki : it is loathsome , dorian . what kind of a person would use someone 's alcoholism to get what she wants ? oh . dorian : i earned that . so i am uniquely qualified to deal with miss echo disavoy . [ scene_break ] aubrey : lois hooked me up . do n't cut yourself . joey : oh , you , either . aubrey : oh , i was thinking maybe we could glue it back together , but there 's just so many pieces . maybe we can find another one like it somewhere . joey : yeah . i do n't think so . nah . that 's okay . yeah . it 's time for new memories , anyway . [ scene_break ] kelly : ah ! jessica : merry christmas . kelly : hi . thank you , thank you . jessica : that 's for you . kelly : come in . little late to be making deliveries , is n't it ? jessica : well , i needed to get out of the house . kelly : why ? jessica : joey and his fiancée were kind of giving me a sugar rush . kelly : ah , so you 've met aubrey . jessica : they 're decorating the tree . kelly : he seems very happy . jessica : what about you ? kelly : what about me ? jessica : well , come on , kelly . i know about you and my brother . [ scene_break ] natalie : hey , look , marty , even if i swore up and down that the forensics were compromised somehow , it does n't matter . cole confessed . that supersedes everything . i do n't have the power to get him released . marty : then i guess i do n't have the power to keep my mouth shut . natalie : marty , that 's not true ! marty : in a few days , one of the worst years of my life is about to be over . now , you may not want to have a clean slate , but i do . i am not gon na carry your burden around anymore , natalie . natalie : marty , if you tell john , do you realize no one is going to thank you ? marty : i can live with that . natalie : are you sure ? because i know you want john to hate me , but do you realize that he 's gon na hate you , too , for the way you went about this ? marty : i 'm willing to take my chances . natalie : you 're willing to lose your job , and you are willing to go to jail ? because you know damn well i can make that happen , and when it does happen , you will lose the respect of everyone you care about , especially cole . is that who you want to be for your son , full of bitterness and spite ? marty : come on , natalie . come on . you know all i have to do is dial john 's number here , and that little moral high ground you 're standing on ? open up . boom . you 'll go bye - bye . natalie : okay . okay . okay . i am just trying to make you understand that ruining my life is not going to make your life better , okay ? it 's going to ruin your life , too . is it worth it ? marty : oh ... all right . natalie : all right ? are you saying that you wo n't tell john ? [ scene_break ] john : where 'd you get the gun , nate ? brody : same caliber as the bullet that killed eddie . john : hmm . where were we ? oh , yeah , yeah . you were gon na tell us what you were doing at your father 's motel room . so let 's hear it . [ scene_break ] dani : well , i feel like i 'm still getting to know you in a lot of ways , and -- todd : well , you know , i really thought we were past all that stuff . i thought we 'd made some progress . dani : no , we have . we have . okay , if you say that you were n't at eddie ford 's motel room , then i believe you . todd : okay . next time , do n't keep me in suspense like that . dani : yeah , we 'll see . so can i go for a little bit ? téa : yeah , but be back by your curfew . dani : okay . see you guys later . téa : ahh ... téa : we have come a long way , baby . todd : you know , come to think of it , i do n't care what mcbain says . my daughter believes me . that 's all that matters . blair : well , you better not be lying to dani or any of your other children , because if you break their hearts , i 'll have to cut your heart out and serve it up for christmas dinner . [ scene_break ] kelly : what do you know about -- jessica : you know , i should really keep my big mouth shut because joey told me that you wanted to keep it quiet with you and kevin , and -- kelly : me and kevin . yes . right . jessica : but it 's up to you , obviously , but it 'd be really great if you and kevin go public before the celebrations because it 's gon na be wedding central , you know , between me and brody , joey and aubrey ... kelly : have aubrey and joey set a date yet ? jessica : well , they said they wanted to get married soon , and by the way they 're acting -- hey , this is the ornament that aubrey just broke . kelly : joey 's clown broke ? jessica : slipped out of aubrey 's hand . kelly : by accident ? jessica : that 's what she said . why ? are you not crazy about aubrey ? kelly : no . no . no , no . i like her . what about you ? jessica : well , i met her an hour ago , so -- kelly : and ? jessica : and ... there was a weird moment , you know ? her phone rang and -- it was probably nothing . kelly : who called ? jessica : i do n't know . person hung up when joey answered , and then i saw her talking on the phone , and she kind of acted guilty . kelly : you think she 's hiding something ? jessica : i do n't know . i mean , it 's crazy . what could she be hiding , right ? kelly : right . jessica : but , hey , i guess i 'm just in protective sister mode , right ? i just want the best for joey . kelly : yeah . yeah . we all do . [ scene_break ] dorian : i have some insight into the way that echo thinks . that 's why i 'm better qualified to deal with her than you are . viki : well , what is your plan ? dorian : the less you know , the better . viki : oh , that 's comforting . dorian : leave it to me , viki . i will take care of everything . viki : look , dorian . you can not do anything illegal . dorian : please . i 'm the mayor . viki : oh , and that would stop you why ? no . i mean it . do not sink to echo 's level , and , above all , i do n't want charlie getting hurt , or rex . dorian : i have given this a great deal of thought . do n't worry . i can handle it . viki : okay . now i know i have something to worry about . [ scene_break ] todd : oh , that 's nice , blair . nothing says , `` merry christmas , `` like one of your threats . blair : well , excuse me , todd . i really do n't feel like spending the new year taking your children to see you in prison , okay ? todd : will you tell her that i 'm not going to jail ? téa : i wish i could , but i ca n't guarantee that . todd : i had nothing to do with eddie ford 's murder , okay ? téa : okay . he had nothing to do with eddie ford 's murder . blair : well , good . good , good . for that -- let me see -- you get a present . wait a minute . wait . there 's one more . this one is for dani . téa : thank you , blair . blair : you 're welcome . see ? i had other reasons to come here besides torturing you , todd . i also wanted to find out what 's going on with james ford . téa : well , mcbain seems to believe james ' story , so he 's not being treated as a suspect right now . blair : oh , thank god . téa : yeah . blair : just do n't know how starr is gon na get through christmas as it is . she certainly does n't need to be visiting anyone else in prison , including her father . todd : adios , blair . téa : hey , thank you for the presents . blair : oh , you 're welcome . pretty tree . téa : thanks . oh , speaking of presents , did you ever open that mysterious box eli sent you ? blair : well , you know what ? i thought about it , and then i got lemon in my eye . [ scene_break ] inez : stop harassing him . nate : it 's gon na be okay . i have nothing more to say . john : oh . well , nate , i think you 're gon na be doing the rest of your talking down at the station . brody : looks like we 're gon na have to take you in . dani : what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] marty : all right . i wo n't tell john that the baby is brody 's . natalie : you swear ? marty : i swear . i mean , he might figure it out . he is a detective . natalie : but it wo n't come from you ? marty : it wo n't come from me . natalie : how do i know -- marty : oh , come on . what do you want me to do , sign something about , `` i swear that i will not tell john that his fiancée is a lying slut who 's carrying brody lovett 's baby and passing it off as his own . `` no . i swear on my son 's life . is that good enough for you ? natalie : yes . marty : good . then go . go . go . merry christmas . get out . natalie : marty , thank you . natalie : thank you . thank you . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , do n't even think about putting that on the tree . honey , it 's a white - on - white theme . kelly : this is an ornament that 's special to joey and me . it belongs here . maybe it does n't belong here . blair : hey , what 's going on ? you better ? kelly : i was thinking about what you said earlier . blair : about skeletons in the closet ? dorian : you know what ? never mind . i just got lemon in my eye . blair : i love that saying . dorian : not good . [ scene_break ] aubrey : it 's perfect . everything is perfect . joey : not quite . aubrey , you are part of this family now , too . well ? aubrey : oh , you are -- jessica : whoo ! sorry to interrupt . viki : we just wanted to tell you that the tree is indeed amazing . joey : thanks . aubrey does have a real great eye for -- natalie ! natalie : mom is right . the tree is amazing . hey . joey : hey . oh ! natalie , this is aubrey . aubrey , this is my sister natalie . aubrey : it 's so nice to finally meet you . natalie : same to you , and congratulations . that 's so exciting about you and joey . joey : this is a pretty good christmas , huh , all the happy couples coming out of the woodwork -- mom and charlie , aubrey and i , jess and brody , and you and john . [ scene_break ] marty : no , cole . do n't worry . i might 've promised that i would n't tell john , but i did n't promise that i would n't tell somebody else . i have a pretty good idea who that someone else might be . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey , where 'd you run off to ? natalie : i was just getting my last christmas gift , and it turns out that it 's the best one ever . [ scene_break ] todd : should n't dani be home by now ? téa : she left a few minutes ago . todd : it 's the holidays . should n't the 3 of us be roasting chestnuts over an open fire ? téa : forget the chestnuts . we 're all gon na wake up under one roof tomorrow on christmas morning . that 's all i want . todd : yeah . me , too . téa : i know how much it means to you that dani trusts you . you 've earned it . todd : it 's not gon na mean much if the cops do n't figure out who 's framing me . téa : yeah . we got to figure that out . it was n't marty who left that cufflink , but someone did , and we have to figure out who . todd : it 's the real murderer . [ scene_break ] dani : this is insane . you ca n't think that nate killed his father . brody : let 's go . excuse me . dani : we have to do something . we ca n't let this happen . tell them . nate , tell them that you did n't do this . oh , my god . nate !
joey brings aubrey home to meet his mom and sisters . they like her but it appears she has some secret and is making a mysterious phone call . they all still indicate that joey should consider getting back with kelly . dorian and blair indicate the same thing to kelly although she tells them that joey has made his decision to marry someone else . dani asks todd if he shot and killed eddie . he tells her he did not and manages to convince both dani and tea . blair also wants to believe him . but the cops come by nate 's home . john and brody are ready to nail him and he does not have a good alibi . they find a gun that appears to be hidden and they take him down to the station . viki goes to see dorian admitting she is furious and powerless over how echo is manipulating charlie and finding every way she can to get close to him . dorian seems to want to help viki although viki is concerned that dorian might be taking drastic an illegal action in order to do so . natalie goes to plead with marty not to tell john that she has lied to him about brody being the father of her baby . she manages to convince marty not to tell john . but marty still has a plan to tell someone else . probably jessica .
stacy : rex , i ... rex : what ? you know what ? i - i - i do n't care . just go to hell , stacy morasco , and this time , do n't come back ! jack : neela , if i tell you the truth , i need to know ... can i trust you completely ? it 's really important that what i say in this room stays in this room . neela : you can trust me , jack . shane : oh , come on , neela . send me an update . hello ? is someone there ? [ soft music plays ] aubrey : hey ! merry christmas ! welcome home ! shane : hey . what are you doing here ? aubrey : well , i wanted to surprise you and your dad . i know it 's almost christmas and he has n't really had time to play santa . shane : it looks awesome . aubrey : thanks . so ... where 's your dad ? cutter : uh , excuse me , miss . sir . uh , there was a woman sitting next to you . uh , did you see where she went ? stacy : rex , i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . rex : no , no ! look , i do n't want to hear it , okay ? it 's all lies ! when you came to llanview and gigi tried to be a good sister to you , you lied . you did everything you could to break us up . you were a nightmare . you tried to destroy our family . but when you `` died , `` gigi mourned for you , because even after everything that you did to -- to her , to me , and to shane , your sister loved you . but that was n't enough . you -- y - you -- you had to crawl back from the dead to -- to go after her again . stacy : rex , i swear , i -- rex : d - do n't try to deny it , okay ? kim told me everything , even your best friend who was completely freaked out by your insane plan . kim : so , what do you say , cowboy ? we belong together . kim : what do you say ? you want me or that prison warden you 've been living with ? david : viki ! did you see me on blanca 's show ? i totally killed it . or i - i would have if those crazy soap fans had n't hijacked my interview . hello ? can i get a little love ? i 'm pouring my heart out here . viki : what ? david : hey , what 's wrong ? are you okay ? viki : [ voice breaking ] david , can you just get me out of here ? cutter : this woman right here . did you see where she went ? prof. fina : well , i 'm afraid i 'll need my glasses in order to actually see that , and i -- well , i do n't know what i 've done with them . i - i - i -- [ gasps ] that is amazing . how did you do that ? cutter : please just put them on , look at the picture . tell me if you saw where she went . did you see her ? prof. fina : [ clears throat ] why , yes , i did . she was sitting right there . cutter : yeah . i know . then she left . where did she go ? stacy : rex , i know that you 're angry . rex : what did you do to your voice ? stacy : i do n't know . rex : you sound just like her . stacy : i 'm sorry . rex : j - j - just shut up , okay ? i ca n't -- i ca n't look at your face or hear your voice . you know , i miss her so much . but you counted on that , right ? you knew how happy we were , how after everything that you did to us , we survived it and we were stronger than ever , but you could n't leave us alone . you had to ruin it . stacy : rex , i 'm sorry that she died . rex : y - you 're sorry ? ! that was your whole plan ! you changed your face so that you could look like her ! your plan was to take her place ! your plan was to kill her and take her place ! jack manning beat you to it . jack : you do n't know what this means , to be able to talk to someone . i have n't had anyone . neela : it 's okay . now you have me . jack : i mean , i should be grateful . i could be in prison , and i 'm not . but that just makes it worse . neela : jack , what happened ? tell me . jack : no . no . it 's not fair to you . you 'll have to keep the secret , and it 'll eat away at you like it eats at me . it 's all i think about . i ca n't sleep . and when i do , i have nightmares . neela : it 's okay . i can handle it . just tell me what happened . jack : you know shane , the kid i picked on ? his mother died because of me . shane : our flight was oversold , and my dad volunteered to get bumped . aubrey : are there any other flights out tonight ? shane : i do n't know . i do n't think he knew you were coming over . aubrey : no , that 's why it was a surprise . but that 's okay . he 'll see it when he sees it . shane : it really does look great . aubrey : thanks . that means a lot coming from you . shane : from me ? aubrey : yeah . you 're the artist . i 'm sure you could do something amazing . shane : i do n't really decorate . i just draw . aubrey : well , it 's good that i 'm here , then . your dad told you i was spending christmas with you , right ? shane : yeah , except ... aubrey : what ? shane : my dad does n't know when he 's gon na be home , so i 'm spending christmas at viki 's . aubrey : oh . shane : sorry . if you want to go over there , i 'm sure it 'll be fine . aubrey : oh , no . that 's sweet , but i do n't think that 's the best idea . it 's okay . i 'll -- i 'll spend christmas with my friend , rama . shane : you sure ? aubrey : definitely . shane : it really would have been okay for you to spend christmas with us . aubrey : thanks , shane . 'cause i do want you to know i was not trying to take your mom 's place . no one could ever do that . shane : yeah ? tell that to my aunt stacy . stacy : rex , i swear , i never -- rex : you never what ? changed your face ? good luck with that . stacy : no , i must have . but -- rex : but ? but what ? i - i - it was an accident ? y - y - you just tripped and fell into a plastic surgeon 's office in brazil ? ! did you even think about what you were gon na do to me and shane ? we loved her , stacy . we 're a family . did you really think you could just show up and take your sister 's place ? she was one - of - a- kind , okay ? we would have known the truth in a second . gigi was amazing . you 're nothing like her . stacy : i know . rex : when she died , the only thing that kept me going was shane , making sure that everything was okay for him . and then i have to find out that there 's this woman walking around trying to pass herself off as the love of my life and that she 's you . stacy : rex , that 's what i 'm trying to tell you . i 'm not that woman . i 'm not stacy . shane : so , my dad told you that my aunt got this doctor to make her look like my mom and then she was gon na , i do n't know , fool us ? aubrey : yeah , i know . it 's really creepy . shane : [ sighs ] aubrey : so , how did the pie contest go ? shane : it was awesome . we won . the gigi morasco special got first place . noelle even gave me the ribbon . aubrey : oh , that 's so great ! i hope she puts it on the menu at the buenos dias . i want to try it . shane : it 's awesome . aubrey : so , how was it being there ? i know you and your mom spent a lot of time in texas . shane : it was great seeing everything again , but ... it was weird being there without her . it was kind of like the pie -- sweet and sour . aubrey : happy and sad . shane : yeah . it kind of helped me . i finally said goodbye . aubrey : that must have been hard . shane : i do n't know . being there , it just ... felt like my mom was okay with it -- and with you spending christmas with us . i mean , if you had spent christmas with us . aubrey : thanks , shane . shane : but the thing is ... i do n't think my dad 's ready . aubrey : for what ? shane : saying goodbye to my mom . but i think i know what it 'll take , and i 'm gon na make it happen . neela : i knew shane 's mother had died , but i did n't know how . what happened ? jack : well , like i told you , i picked on shane until he -- until he tried to kill himself . neela : yes . you told me that . jack : well , after that -- oh , god . neela , you 're gon na hate me . neela : i could never hate you . just tell me . what happened ? jack : i should have just left him alone , but i did n't . i do n't know . it just turned into this game -- get morasco . well , anyway , my friend brad and me , we created this fake myface page and pretended to be this girl who was into shane . and he was going for it , so we kind of took it to the next level . we had the girl invite him over to her house . neela : i thought you said you made her up . jack : we did . the house was empty . we were just gon na scare shane . i swear that 's all it was . neela : so what did shane 's mom have to do with this ? jack : i guess she saw the invite . i guess she was just gon na come over and yell at us or something , but we did n't know it was her . neela : how could you not know shane 's mother ? jack : it was dark . we had the music pumping so shane would think it was a party . and it was raining and she was wearing his rain jacket , and she 's small , so she kind of looks like him . not like that really helps . anyway , she came down and i pushed her into the basement and i locked her in there . we were just trying to scare shane . only there was some generator down there leaking carbon monoxide . neela , i swear to god i did n't know that generator was there . i did n't mean for her to die , but she did ... because of me . rex : you 're not stacy . so , who are you ? gigi 's long - lost twin ? stacy : no . i 'm stacy . at least that 's what everyone tells me . but i do n't know who stacy is . rex , i was in a coma for months , and when i woke up , i did n't remember anything , okay ? i still ca n't . i do n't know who i am . or what i 've done . or even who gigi is . i do n't know you or shane ... except for these little flashes . i do n't remember coming to llanview or all of these things that i 've done to you . i do n't remember anything . you have to believe me . cutter : hey , hey . whoa . hey . did stacy say where she was going and why ? prof. fina : ah , well , she seemed to be suffering from , well , an acute case of neurological regression that was exacerbated , for lack of a better term , by a - a - a - a - a -- a ventricular involvement . cutter : what ? prof. fina : her heart and her mind are in conflict . she seems to be looking for some answers , but , well , something was getting in the way . or perhaps , i should say , someone . viki : so , i decide that charlie and all my friends in paris , texas , they were right -- that i should give clint another chance . david : there 's your first mistake . viki : and i convinced myself that kim was no longer a threat . david : and that 's your second . viki : david , i was so excited coming home on the plane , you know ? clint had said that he loved me and he wanted me , and then i rushed into the house to see him . and there he was -- kissing kim . he had sworn to me that she had written him off , and there she was in my living room with -- david : his tongue jammed down her throat . viki : you know , if they think they 're gon na sleep in my guest room and carry on in my house -- david : viki , you are looking at this all wrong . you just dodged a bullet . kim : well ? what 's the verdict ? clint : i 'm sorry , kimberly . kim : well , that does n't sound too good . let me give it another shot . clint : please . the kisses are wonderful , but the woman i want to spend my life with is viki . kim : you 're just saying that because you 've been stuck here and you do n't want to parade me around this house . not that the old ball - and - chain would allow it . clint : kimberly . kim : and it 's not a problem . i 've been thinking . you 've been so good since you 've been sentenced , so all we have to do is ask the judge to let you move in with me . clint : it has nothing to do with my house arrest . i have n't even thought about that . the fact is i want to be with viki . kim : no , you do n't . david : i thought we talked about this . clint is a monster . he kidnapped me . all those months in a moroccan hellhole ? viki : but he 's being punished for that . david : how is he being punished ? by living in your house and being waited on hand and foot ? he sicced eddie ford on step - nora . he changed your grandson 's paternity test . viki : and he apologized for that . david : oh , that 's all a man has to do now , huh ? apologize . a man has to change , viki , or he 's dead to you -- dead . i learned that when i was a buddhist . viki : i thought he had changed . david : i saw this when i was here on election day . it 's stockholm syndrome right here in llanview . idea for thriller -- locked away with her villainous ex - husband , a beautiful and sexy , but not so smart woman falls for her captor . viki : you 're probably right . david : viki , trust me . when you saw clint locking lips with kim , that was a gift . kim : look at this place , clint . it 's a christmas card . the christmas tree 's in the same old place , and the kids are stopping by , and viki 's heating up the eggnog . it 's familiar and it 's getting to you . but trust me , clint , once new year 's rolls around , you 'll be looking for someone new to rustle your tinsel . she 's your past . i 'm your future . clint : kimberly , you can keep second - guessing me all you want , but it wo n't change the fact that i 'm in love with viki . david : i 'll bet that kiss - off letter from kim was all a trick just to make you believe that it was over . viki : no , clint would n't do that . david : did you actually read the letter ? viki : no . he read it to me . david : so there could have been anything on that piece of paper . viki : but why would he do that if he 's still interested in kim ? david : so somebody would n't kick him out of her house while he 's macking on a certain stripper . viki , you got to see this . he used you . and you 're the one who let him in in the first place . it 's like asking idi amin over for téa . idea for biopic -- téa with idi amin . clint is a horrible , horrible person and you 're lucky to be rid of him . viki : [ sobbing ] david : oh , viki . rex : how stupid do you think i am ? amnesia ? please . you 've been helping cutter . stacy : cutter 's been helping me . rex : you both tried to trick me ! stacy : no , that was just cutter . i did n't know what was going on at first , and then once i found out , i refused , so he backed off . rex : backed off ? you 're stalking me . stacy : rex , i have been going out of my way to avoid you . i do n't want to hurt you . i knew that seeing this ... i could n't go back to llanview , so cutter and i , we spun a globe and my finger landed on paris , texas . aubrey : so , you 're gon na help your dad say goodbye to your mom ? how ? shane : i have this plan . it 's kind of like his christmas present , if it 'll work in time . aubrey : well , i 'm pretty good at keeping secrets . you want to tell me ? maybe i could help . shane : someone 's already helping me . from school . i just hope she comes through for me . jack : [ sighs ] neela : what did you do when you realized what had happened and that someone had died and it was shane 's mom ? jack : i freaked . i was gon na go straight to the cops , but my dad stopped me . and his wife , téa , she 's this really big defense lawyer -- she said i could go to jail for a really long time . neela : even though it was an accident ? jack : that 's what she said . and my dad -- you 're gon na think he 's a real jerk for doing this -- but he found out that brad 's family had lost a lot of money in the real - estate crash , so he paid off brad 's family to have brad take the blame , even though it was my idea , even though i 'm the one who made up that girl 's myface page . i 'm the one who went after shane . i 'm the one who locked his mom in that basement . it was all me ! and look at me ! i 'm living my life , while brad 's locked up and shane 's mom is dead . i 'm the one who should be punished . and maybe i was . neela : what do you mean ? jack : you know karma ? what goes around comes around ? even though i 'm not in jail , i 'm still paying for it . neela : because you feel so guilty ? jack : because i am guilty . i think it was payback . i think my dad died because of what i did to gigi morasco . aubrey : so , this friend is a girl ? shane : it 's not like that . my dad caught me talking to her on the phone and got the same idea , but trust me , she 's just helping me . aubrey : do what ? sorry . never mind . you do n't have to tell me . it 's okay . shane : everyone 's gon na know soon anyway . jack manning is totally into her . she 's pretending to like him so she can get him to admit what he did to my mom . neela : going after shane , that was a mistake . but shane 's mother showing up and that broken generator -- that was an accident . you were n't trying to hurt anyone . jack : yeah , tell that to shane . he lost his mom because of me . and now i lost my dad . so it 's kind of like a trade , you know ? neela : i do n't think that 's how it works . jack : i do . i even saw shane 's mom at the cemetery . okay , you might think i 'm crazy , but it 's true . i saw her . it was like her ghost or spirit or something . but i wish she had been real . i would have told her i was sorry ... that i did n't mean it , that i 'm so -- i 'm so sorry . neela : jack . rex : so , you 've got amnesia . you spun a globe , and you just happened to end up here in paris , texas , where shane grew up , gigi worked , and where we just happened to be coming for a visit . stacy : ask the manager . we 've been here for a while . cutter was n't exactly thrilled with the place , but something about it ... it just felt right . but then you showed up , so we packed up and headed to the airport , but then something drew me back here . and i thought you were gone . the pie contest was over , so why would you be here ? i would never have come back here if i knew you were still here . rex : right . stacy : it 's true ! okay . look , you hate me . i get it . i deserve it . so , all i can say is i 'm sorry and ... goodbye . rex : wait . now i know you 're not her . it 's your face ... your voice ... you are so much like gigi . my name 's jeff . david : i hate clint . the fact that he hurt you makes me want to dropkick him into a moroccan prison . but you love him , which i will never understand , by the way . viki , you could have anybody . you could have had me . viki : yeah . i should have jumped at that when i had the chance . david : say no more . viki : david . oh , come on . it 's freezing . david : i 'm gon na make you forget all about clint buchanan . viki : right here in angel square ? david : merry christmas , baby . clint : oh , kimberly ... kim : do n't be nice to me . you 'll make me cry . clint : it 's all right if you do . kim : [ sighs ] you and your stupid handkerchiefs . you know , i used to dream about these . they always smelled so good . [ inhales deeply ] mm . same cologne . i just really thought we were gon na make it , clint . clint : i 'm sorry . kim : oh , you will be . clint buchanan , you 're gon na miss me . clint : i will miss you . kim : [ sighs ] i guess this is it , then . clint : kimberly , if you ever need anything ... kim : i know how to find you . but for now , i have to find cutter and stacy . cutter : where is she ? prof. fina : she is trying to find out who she is ! cutter : i know ! just tell me where she went ! prof. fina : you should never stop a woman from discovering the truth about herself ! hmph ! the universe , young man , it , uh , seeks equilibrium . and if you upset that balance , it 'll just , well , fix it for itself with dire consequence . you will be punished for it . cutter : okay . i hear you . if i hurt her , i 'll regret it . but where did she go ? prof. fina : she went , um , back to where she feels at one with the universe . let her go , young man . let her go . the answer to all of your problems is that you should care enough about her to just , um , well , let her go . stacy : rex ... rex : god , i almost fell for it . stacy : i 'm not trying to hurt you . rex : y - y - you look like her . you sound like her . you 're not her , okay ? ! this hurts ! stacy : i know . rex : then -- then why you 'd come to my house for the halloween party if you did n't want to hurt me ? stacy : because i thought that if i saw you , it might help me remember something . but it did n't . i do n't know you . rex : okay . stacy : it does n't matter now , okay ? i do n't want to be gigi 's copy . i want to go back to the way i was . and i tried . i went to that plastic surgeon , and i asked him to change me back . rex : why did n't he ? stacy : because of the coma . he said it would be too dangerous to put me under ... so he could n't do the surgery . i 'm so sorry , rex . i 'm gon na go now . but first , could you just tell me one thing ... about stacy ? aubrey : uh , that 's a pretty big favor to ask , shane . are you sure that 's not too much pressure to put on your friend ? shane : she gets that jack needs to pay for what he did . and you want dad to move on , right ? aubrey : are you sure this is about your dad ? or is it possible that you want to see jack pay ? shane : well , he needs to pay . of course that 's why i 'm doing this . anyway , all neela 's gon na do is get jack to talk -- aubrey : whoa , wait , wait . neela ? neela patel ? shane : yeah . you know her ? aubrey : vimal 's little sister . yeah , rama 's told me all about her . shane : what 'd she say ? aubrey : that she 's a nice girl , smart , pretty ... and has a major crush on jack manning . shane : yeah , well , she got over that when i told her how he killed my mom . at least , i think she did . jack : you must hate me . i killed shane 's mom . neela : but you did n't mean to . jack : it 's still my fault . neela : it 's not like you woke up one morning and said you were gon na kill someone . it was an accident . jack : it does n't matter . she 's dead because of me , and there 's nothing i can do about it . i mean , yeah , i made all those stupid promises about becoming a better person . but that wo n't change anything . neela : you 're just going to have to live with this . jack : but i ca n't ! that 's what i 've been trying to say ! i mean , it was all right when i could talk to my dad about it . but then he was murdered . and now i know what it -- now i know what i did to shane . i know how it feels to lose a parent . i 'm a terrible person , neela . neela : no , jack . no , you 're not . stacy : when cutter and i showed up here , i ... i started to get these feelings like i had been here before . i started to remember things . do you know why ? rex : nice try . stacy was never in paris , texas . clint : life is too short . do n't go chasing after those losers . kim : and let my brother get away with sending me to prison ? not the wentworth way . and i have to find him before he tries to sell stacy to the highest bidder . clint : you always were a good friend . kim : i 'm a good person . clint : yes , you are . it 's just bad timing . kim : story of my life . clint : it 's gon na work out for you . you 're a strong , smart , beautiful woman . kim : and like i said , clint , you 're gon na miss me . before i go ... what if viki does n't take you back ? david : feast your eyes . viki : wow . david : eh ? viki : that 's really something . david : yeah . i think the nut makes him look dangerous , do n't you ? wait till you see the movie . i 'm fierce . [ imitates chipmunk ] viki : i ca n't wait to see it , david . david : i 'm gon na ride that bad boy all the way to the oscars . viki : oh , what a speech you 'll make . david : oh ! what 's that , chip ? [ imitates chipmunk ] eine kleine tocksa micka ! viki : what does that mean ? david : it means if clint buchanan is too stupid to see how beautiful you are , he 's doomed to spend the rest of his days with a rattle - headed bimbette who 's gon na bleed him dry . viki : all that ? my . c lucy goosey dos y do ! you know what that means ? you 're gon na find somebody a lot better than clint buchanan . a whole lot better . viki : oh , david . oh , david . thank you . [ sighs ] jack : i really appreciate you letting me spill all this . i mean , i do n't even know you . but i trust you , i guess because you trusted me when you ran away from home . neela : i trusted you with my life . jack : and now i trust you with mine . shane : neela would have said something if she was still into jack , right ? i mean , girls do n't lie about stuff like that , do they ? aubrey : um , i do n't know if i 'm the right person to ask about that . i 've never even met her , and ... honesty 's not exactly my strong suit . shane : well , that was a pretty honest answer . aubrey : look , i know you want justice for your mom , but if neela does n't come through ... shane : she will . she has to . for my dad and , yeah , for me , too . but mostly for my mom . i ca n't let her die for nothing . i ca n't . aubrey : let 's do something for your mom right now . shane : what ? aubrey : get out that ribbon . let 's put it on the tree so everyone can see it . stacy : you 're sure i 've never been here ? rex : hey , you know what ? i 'm not . for all i know , you 've been stalking gigi for years . stacy : [ sighs ] it just all feels so familiar . like , that table over there , i knew that one of the legs was shorter than the other . i knew exactly where they keep the ketchup . just feels like i 've been here before . even the uniform fit me perfectly . and when i was at the motel , i could have sworn that i had a memory ... about shane , only he was younger . rex : so -- so that proves it ! you 've been stalking gigi ! now you 're stalking me ! stacy : rex ... rex : okay , look , this ends right now , okay ? ! you got it ? ! i never want to see you again , and if you take this face anywhere near my son , i swear to god -- cutter : hey ! hey ! get your hands off her . viki : whoa . come on . put your clothes back on . you 'll catch pneumonia , and then you wo n't be able to attend your premiere . david : admit it . you 're only making me do that 'cause you wo n't be able to resist me . viki : [ chuckles ] it is a struggle . but dorian would kill you . david : dorian does n't have to know . viki : [ chuckles ] no . she does n't have to know , but , david , you would never cheat on dorian . david : no . i would n't . besides , i 'm not sure the senate could handle another scandal right now . viki : right . so , for the good of the country , keep your clothes on . david : you 're gon na regret this decision . viki : yeah . life will never be the same now . david : [ sighs ] hey , it 's almost christmas . i got dorian the best christmas gift ever . viki : [ chuckles ] david : it 's a framed poster from my new movie . viki : wow . oh , she 's going to love that . david : would you like one , too ? viki : uh , i do n't -- i do n't know that that 's wise . you know , dorian might not like it if you gave both of us the exact same present , you know ? david : once again , you 're right . you want me to go give my uncle clint a knuckle sandwich ? viki : no . he has a heart condition . david : hey , are you gon na be okay ? viki : [ sniffles ] kim : so , what if viki does n't take you back ? clint : i guess that 's a chance i have to take . kim : just do n't lose my number . clint : what about you ? you gon na be okay ? kim : are n't i always ? viki : yeah . i am gon na be all right . i promise , okay ? [ sniffles ] but thank you . thank you so much . david : my pleasure . do n't you listen to clint 's lies ever again . viki : no . that is a promise . david : bye . viki : merry christmas . shane : that looks great . i 'm gon na go unpack . aubrey : hey , thanks for your help with the tree . shane : i did n't think we were gon na have one this year with mom gone . thanks . aubrey : i just hope your dad likes it . you know , when he -- when he gets here . shane : he will . i mean , what 's not to like ? jack : i 'm sorry i lost it before . neela : do n't worry about it . i can see how sorry you are . jack : you have no idea how much . i 'm gon na go wash my face . thanks , neela . [ cell phone rings ] cutter : you stay away from her . rex : sure . no problem . besides , you 're the one to blame here . you 're the one who used her so that i would think gigi was still alive ! stacy : let go of him ! we 're leaving . he just wanted me to promise to never go near his son , and i wo n't . you 'll never see us again . cutter : he has no right to tell you what to do . stacy : well , yes , he does . look , i do n't know how all this happened , but we both know that i was trying to hurt his family . i mean , look at me . i had surgery to look like gigi . the only thing that 's gon na make this right is just to get out of his life . prof. fina : let her go , young man . let her go . the answer to all of your problems is that you should care enough about her to just , uh , well , let her go . rex : yeah , so just -- just -- just get the hell out of here before i change my mind and finish you off . stacy : come on ! cutter : wait . wait . there 's something that i have to say , and you both need to hear it .
viki walks in on kim kissing clint . she asks david to get her out of there . david tells her she dodged a bullet because clint is a nightmare . he assures her that she will find someone better than clint . she promises him that she will never believe clint 's lies again . meanwhile , clint tells kim that he wants to spend his life with viki . kim tells him not to lose her number in case viki does n't take him back . clint places a gift for viki under the tree with a card that is signed , `` all my love , clint . ``
happy holidays ! ! ! dorian : excuse me , please . thank you . david : hey , i ordered us eggnog lattes -- half regular , half decaf , steamed milk on them . she looked at me like i 'm from the north pole . dorian : they wo n't listen to reason . david : i know it . apparently , you have to beg to get a decent cup of coffee around here . dorian : like the hospital board - they refused to reinstate me as chief of staff , even though the murder charges against me have been dropped . they said there 's nothing i can do to make them change their minds . [ scene_break ] kevin : i need to speak to your mother and david . adriana : they 're not home . kevin : okay , i 'll wait . kevin : why does n't this surprise me ? duke : it should n't . adriana : look , why do n't you come back ? duke : no , adriana , it 's okay . my dad and i need to talk . kevin : judging by her reception , you must have filled her in on what kelly said . duke : what , you mean that paul took ace from someone and gave him to you and kelly ? no . i would n't do that to kelly . kevin : just your father ? duke : hey , adriana dislikes you all on her own . knowing what you did would only make it worse . kevin : you think you know everything about this , but you do n't . duke : then fill me in . give me a reason not to hate what you 've done . kevin : all right , look , i need to find kelly first . now , i know you took her to new orleans . where is she now ? duke : and what are you going to do when you find her ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : and suddenly i realized i forgot where i parked my car . it was a crowded mall , right before christmas , and i 'm standing there hitting e alarm button , and nothing . and then a mob of demented elves start chasing -- john : what ? evangeline : you have n't heard a word i said . john : no , not until the part about the demented elves . i 'm sorry . evangeline : that 's okay ; your mind is on this tico santi case all the time . john : would you please excuse me for one minute ? how 's it going ? how 's jessica doing ? antonio : you mean has she remembered who killed tico ? john : the sooner she remembers , the sooner wrap up this case . antonio : and put me away , right ? [ scene_break ] natalie : what 's up ? jessica : somebody left a cigarette butt in here . natalie : who 's been smoking ? jessica : i do n't know . there 's not even -- there 's not even a minuscule chance that it was anybody on staff , and i do n't know , they 've all been told not to . it 's really bad for mom . natalie : yeah . jessica : nat , are n't these cristian 's gloves ? natalie : yeah . jess , he has not been smoking . he does n't smoke . jessica : maybe he started when they had him on that ship . natalie : no . he does n't smoke , okay ? yeah , he 's changed , god , not that much . jessica : are you sure about that ? [ scene_break ] viki : excuse me . cristian ! cristian : hi . viki : hi . cristian : you look like you know the priest pretty well . viki : not really . i mean , obviously , going to st. james , but they have a holiday drive here for the homeless at christmas . i like to help out . what brings you here ? cristian : i have n't been back since i got in town . viki : oh . this is where you made your first holy communion , right ? cristian : and my memorial service . i saw the plaque out in the courtyard . alejandro vega . november 4 , 1976 - october 28 , 2003 . `` viki : we should have taken that down . cristian : ah , yet maybe not . maybe it should stay the way it is . viki : cristian , you 're very much alive . cristian : yeah . yeah , i 'm here , standing , talking to you . but i think a part of cristian vega did die that day . sometimes i wonder if i 'll ever get it back . [ scene_break ] adriana : kelly , kelly , kelly , shh ! kelly : what ? what 's going on ? what 's wrong ? adriana : kevin 's in there talking to duke . kelly : did duke tell you -- adriana : no , he did n't tell me anything , okay , but things are kind of tense in there with his dad . kelly : oh , man . i did n't want to make things worse between kevin and duke . i wanted duke to make a few phone calls r me , not fly me all over the country . adriana : yeah , but that 's the kind of guy he is . kelly : yeah , i know . i 'm really sorry . i did n't mean to get you involved in all this . adriana : no , it 's fine do you know anything about ace 's kidnappers ? [ scene_break ] kevin : i just want to find kelly and let her know that i 'll help her find ace . duke : so you can take him away from her again ? kevin : i 'm not going to do that ! duke : and why should she trust you ? kevin : you know what , everybody seems to be forgetting that she 's the one that stole the baby in the first place and then lied to me about it . duke : oh , yeah , because you did n't drive her to it ? kevin : fine . you know what -- there is just absolutely no getting through to you . what -- duke : the sad thing is i do n't trust you , either , dad . kevin : you know what -- think what you want . duke : why are you doing this ? why is it so important to find a baby that 's not even yours ? kevin : legally , ace is mine , and i happen to love him . duke : you know what -- i 'm your son , too , and i know exactly how deep that love goes . [ scene_break ] john : no one 's out to get you , man . antonio : yeah ? you could 've fooled me . john : you were a cop . you know the drill . antonio : yeah , you go where the evidence takes you -- to jessica . [ jumbled ] antonio : her and the killer . you must have a lot of pressure on you to close this , huh ? john : some . antonio : come on , john , i 've been there when the brass turns the screws . you got an unsolved murder on your watch . the cop you put on tico took off . the suits are all over you to make an arrest , any arrest , to save the department 's ass . john : i do n't think that 's the way it is , and if it was , i would n't give a damn anyway . antonio : yeah , you 're not feeling a little guilty , maybe just a little responsible ? john : maybe , but we 're not looking for a scapegoat . we 're looking for a killer . antonio : yeah , well , then you 're looking in the wrong place because i 'm not your killer , and neither is jessica . evangeline : that sounded productive . john : hmm . is it that hard to see that i 'm just trying to get a break in this case ? evangeline : at the expense of every friend you have ? [ scene_break ] jessica : so , are things any better between you and cristian ? natalie : i do n't know you know , i did exactly what we talked about . i tried starting over , you know , and having our first date . jessica : and ? natalie : and it was fine , for a little while , and then cristian would just say something or i would say something and it just stopped . especially when we talked out john . jessica : you two got into it over john ? natalie : i defended him , and cristian got mad and -- i mean , i understand cristian 's point of view . he wants us just to focus on the future . but , god , i want what we had . i want -- i want to feel good with each other . i want to just love each other and that 's all we have to need , you know ? [ scene_break ] viki : cristian , i think you are expecting much too much from yourself much too soon . you 've been through a year of hell . you had your whole life taken away from you , everything -- your family , your friends , natalie . cristian : not the same guy she married . viki : but you are the same man that she loves . cristian : i hope so . viki : why would you doubt that ? cristian : we missed a year together . i mean , i do n't know what she did , what movies she saw , what music she listened to , what made her laugh , what made her cry . i do n't even know what to get her for christmas . viki : she 's already had her christmas present . cristian : yeah , but there are things that i should know about her , things that a husband knows about his wife , and i do n't . viki : i think you do . i think maybe you do n't realize it , but you do . and as far as christmas is concerned , create something . give her back a part of yourself . and i 'm going to see to it that [ jumbled ] that memorial to cristian vega . cristian : thanks , mrs. davidson . this -- this has helped a lot . viki : okay . priest : is there anything i can do for you ? cristian : i do n't know , father . but if there is , it stays between us and god , right ? [ scene_break ] dorian : you 're right . i ca n't let them just roll over me . [ jumbled ] in a public place . come on , you 're my all - star . do n't let them see you sweat . dorian : yeah , well -- ahem -- i think better on my feet . david : hey , you need to focus . come here . dorian : hmm . that 's it . david : always works . dorian : there were five votes for me , five against , and then there was this one person on the fence who decided the final vote . david : thank you . well , all you have to do is find the fifth person and bribe them . dorian : david , we 're talking about wealthy professionals here . david : so blackmail them . dorian : david . david : what , you got a better idea ? dorian : no , i just do n't wan you saying it so loudly . david : god , i love you . who do you think the swing vote was ? dorian : well , i 've told you , five for , five against . it 's quite simple . that leaves -- viki : hello , david , dorian . dorian : you ! [ scene_break ] kevin : his is all about me not being a good father to you ? i mean , you were n't around much . i 've made my peace with it . kevin : obviously . duke : listen , look , if i thought this was just about ace , i 'd say , `` hey , that 's great , dad finally figured out [ jumbled ] . kevin : that is what this is about . duke : no , it 's not ! it 's about winning ! it 's about punishing anybody who gets in your way . i guess that includes me now , does n't it ? kevin : you know what , i do n't need dorian , david or you to help me find kelly . i 'll do it on my own . duke : fine . kevin : duke -- your great - grandfather and renee are expecting us for christmas eve dinner . i hope you do n't disappoint them . [ scene_break ] kelly : [ jumbled ] . duke : hey , kelly , you 're back . kelly : adriana gave me the heads - up about kevin being here . duke : what happened in new orleans ? did you find ace ? kelly : james . that 's what babe chandler calls her son -- james . she obviously loves him very much , and she 's a good mother . duke : so then you -- kelly : i did it . i gave him back . duke : you 're a good mother , too , kelly . kelly : i did it for ace . duke : come here , come here . are you all right ? kelly : yeah . duke : when are you going to tell dad ? kelly : oh , i do n't know . duke : i mean , because he is hellbent on finding ace . he [ jumbled ] down to new orleans , you know . kelly : well , listen , i just want you to stay out of this , all right , please ? please do n't get into it with your dad . i can handle kevin . i could n't have done this without you . but you should stay out of it now , all right ? duke : kelly ? say the word , and i 'm in it for anything . [ scene_break ] natalie : you know what we need for christmas ? we need a time machine , okay ? we could just get in , travel back into the past , like , i do n't know , when , two summers ago , and i would know all of the things that were going to happen and we would n't make the same mistakes . i would 've never gone near a pool table . jessica : and i never would 've married tico . natalie : it 'd be great . jessica : yeah , well , i 'm going to definitely ask santa for that . [ scene_break ] john : friendship or no friendship , we do n't get to pick and choose . that 's the job . evangeline : 24/7 ? john : obviously not . i 'm here with you , right ? evangeline : yeah , but you 're thinking about the case . john : [ jumbled ] true , but for argument 's sake , let 's say it is . tell me you do n't do the same thing when you 're preparing for a big trial . evangeline : not like this . john : hey - about what was said earlier -- antonio : yeah , do n't bother apologizing . john : i 'm not apologizing . i 'm trying to give you some advice here . antonio : yeah , do n't leave town ? john : well , no , but that [ jumbled ] antonio : yeah , you saying this for my own good ? john : yeah , i 'm trying to help . antonio : good , then talk to my lawyer . john : oh , now you have a lawyer . okay , who do i need to talk to ? antonio : you got room for another client ? evangeline : you got yourself a lawyer . john : well , that was cute . smug . certainly cute . you want to explain this one to me ? evangeline : easy . now we [ jumbled ] this case . john : i thought you were going to take some downtime over the holidays . evangeline : well , i guess i ca n't now . john : you want to tell me again why you did this ? evangeline : i 'm just like you ; i 'm doing my job , defending people . john : okay . evangeline : i mean , obviously , do n't have enough [ jumbled ] you would 've in by now . john : well , you know , since we got this wacky relationship going where we 're always going to be on the opposite side of these things , i guess we ca n't talk about it , can we ? this is n't going to work , is it ? evangeline : well , we can talk about something else . john : i did n't want this coming between us . evangeline : me , neither , john , but it already was before i took this case . i mean , you 've revolved your whole life around it . john : and now you will be . evangeline : beats sitting thinking about who i 'm missing . besides , i think antonio needs me . john : yeah , and natalie needed you , too , and look where that ended up . evangeline : it almost split us up . and i do n't want that to happen , so [ jumbled ] case fast . my client and find out who really did kill tico santi . [ scene_break ] priest : would you like me to hear your confession ? cristian : you know what , father , i did what i had to do . and if god thinks it was wrong , then i 'll take what 's coming to me , thank you . antonio : you feeling religious ? cristian : i just have n't been . i thought it was time . antonio : you know , carlotta used to come here all the time when we thought we 'd lost you . she 'd light candles and pray for your soul . cristian : yeah , my everlasting soul . antonio : what 's that supposed to mean ? cristian : nothing , nothing . forget it . antonio : you all right , man ? cristian : i 'm dealing . what about you ? you do n't look so great antonio : yeah , well , i 'm walking around with a target on my back , not to mention looking after jessica . cristian : does she remember anything about who pulled the plug on tico ? antonio : no . nothing . cristian : tico deserved to die , antonio . and the only one that gives a damn about any of this stuff is mcbain antonio : he 's doing his job . cristian : sometimes i think mcbain and tico belong in the same place . antonio : you 're not making any sense . cristian : i 've changed . i 'm a different person now . antonio : yeah ? what happened to the guy who said i was still carlotta 's son and i was still his brother ? you know , if anyone can see who you really are , it 's me . cristian : i got to go . antonio : excuse me , father . priest : yes ? antonio : yeah , we spoke . i do n't know if you remember . we spoke a while ago at the hospital chapel . priest : yes , i remember . how can i help you ? antonio : okay , it concerns tico santi . priest : well , he was your brother , was n't he ? antonio : he was murdered on that very same night that we spoke . priest : would you like to confess ? antonio : no , father , i 'm not here for absolution . i 'm here for an alibi . [ scene_break ] dorian : of course it had to be you , viki . there 's no one with a bigger ax to grind . viki : dorian , it was a board decision not to reinstate you . dorian : there was one vote , one lone vote that made the difference . do n't gloat yet . viki : i did n't come here to gloat . dorian : then why did you come here ? viki : i came for coffee . and i saw you and david . i thought i would ask how blair is doing . dorian : thanks to your horrible brother and what [ missing ] did miserable . viki : david , would you please tell blair i 'm thinking of her and that i 'm keeping her in my prayers ? dorian : he will do nothing of the sort ! david : yes , i will . blair likes viki , and so do i . dorian : after what she 's done to me ? viki : i can not believe you 're carrying on like this . dorian : that job was very important to me . viki : but you were never there ! dorian : so it was you . even when the murder charges against me were dropped ? viki : okay , i hate to tell you this , but the board had decided to let you go long before the murder charges because you were not doing your job . dorian : who are you to judge ? viki : well , i happen to be the person who recommended you for the job in the first place . dorian : does that give you the right to oust me ? viki : i did n't say that ! dorian : just tell me , okay ? tell me to my face that you were the swing vote that cast my fate to the winds . viki : dorian , you know as well as i do that board members ' votes are confidential . i could n't tell you even if i wanted to -- which , by the way , i ca n't . my vote was private , and it stays that way . david : hey . dorian : no . if i was n't sure before , now i am certain it was viki . viki , viki . it 's always viki . she is never going to stop trying to ruin my life . [ scene_break ] kevin : listen to me , if new orleans is the last place that kelly went , then ace has got to be there with her . now , i do n't care what you have to do . i want you to find my son and bring him back ! [ doorbell rings ] kevin : jeez , these people . now what ? kelly . kevin : where the hell have you been ? kelly : why do n't you ask your private eye ? kevin : no , i 'm asking you . did you find ace ? kelly : i hope you realize how wonderful your son is . kevin : of course i realize [ jumbled ] going crazy looking for him ? kelly : i 'm talking about duke , your real son . kevin : who you 've done a great job turning against me , by the way . thank you for that . kelly : i think you 've done a pretty good job doing that all by yourself . you 've managed to turn everyone who ever cared about you against you . kevin : you know what , i should 've never left you in north carolina . i 'd have ace back by now . kelly : you were n't thinking about bringing ace back here . you just wanted to further your political career . kevin : oh , god . you asked me to trust you to bring our son home ! kelly : our son is not coming home , kevin . kevin : what ? tell me you did not give ace to that other woman . kelly : you mean his mother ? kevin : tell me you did not do that . kelly : kevin , our son is not coming back . our son is dead . [ scene_break ] adriana : hey . duke : thanks . adriana : still do n't want to talk about it ? duke : what 's there to say ? adriana : my dad was worse . duke : at least you did n't have to deal with him one - on - one . i mean , when i moved up here , part of the -- most of the reason -- adriana : maybe you two will work it out . duke : yeah , and santa 's going to come . adriana : i still believe . duke : part of the reason i even wanted to move to llanview was to spend christmas with my father . and now that 's the last that i want adriana : yeah . christmas bites sometimes . what ? like my father 's not messed up ? i thought this year was going to be so great , you know ? now i 'm even wondering if we 're going to have christmas at all . duke : yeah , no kidding . [ jumbled ' through , i 'll stay for asa and renee , but after that , i 'm out . you know , maybe , if you want , we could spend the rest of christmas together . [ scene_break ] david : you know , employment is really overrated , trust me . you know , before i got my job at `` craze , `` i was a highly skilled non - laborer . i was very happy with what i was n't doing . dorian : i liked my job . david : yeah , but now you get to stay in bed later with me . dorian : it was n't just the job . it was the prestige , the respect . david : it was viki . she got to head the university ; you got to head the hospital . dorian : despite what viki says , i was good at my job . david : yeah , at least you were n't selling body parts like your predecessor . dorian : according to viki , i was llanview 's number one menace to society . david : oh , come on , she was n't really saying that . dorian : oh . there you go , taking her side again . david : no , i 'm not taking her side . just , listen , i do n't like to see you get so mad , because when you do , you 're either a lot of fun or you 're not any fun at all . dorian : oh , david , i 'm not going to stay mad at viki , not for long . no , i 'm going to get even . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , the tree is beautiful ! natalie : thank you . viki : oh , i 'm so glad to have my girls here at christmas -- and cristian . natalie : yes . you know , mom , i really wish i could just figure out something very spectacular to get him . viki : that 's very funny , because i ran into him earlier and he said the exact same thing about you . jessica : what 'd you tell him ? viki : i just told him that the best presents come from the heart . natalie : oh , my god . he 's going to draw me something , is n't he ? viki : i did n't say that ! natalie : he is ! i know he is ! i mean , that 's what he did last year before he was taken away , and that would totally make sense . and if he wanted to do it now , it 's just like he 's coming back and -- you know what , i got to go . i got to go meet cristian . i got to get ready . bye . excuse me . viki : so what about you ? jessica : what about me ? viki : well , we know what natalie wants for christmas . jessica : i just -- i just want things to be better . viki : with antonio ? jessica : i do n't know , mom . do you really -- do you think that 's possible ? viki : i do , honey , but not until tico 's murder is solved . jessica : i know . i know . i 'm trying to remember . i wish that i could remember who i saw in tico 's room . i 'm trying . viki : jessie , darling , you can not rush yourself . you really can not . and you absolutely can not let john mcbain push you , because it will come back to you , sweetheart . jessica : i know . i know . it 's like -- it 's coming back a little bit every day , these details , it 's frustrating . i see a hand , and then i have this feeling , this feeling like i -- i know the person . viki : you think you know who did it ? jessica : i 'm sure . i 'm sure of it . [ scene_break ] antonio : i know it 's not easy , father , but could you at least try ? priest : i 'll try my best . antonio : okay . do you remember what time it was when we spoke at the hospital chapel ? priest : yes , i remember exactly . it was just about 8 : 20 . antonio : you 're sure it was n't a little later ? priest : it could n't have been . i had scheduled to meet this patient at 8 : 30 , and i know i was in the room by then . antonio : how could you be so sure ? priest : i 'd set my alarm on my watch to ring . i 'm sorry i could n't be of any help to you . antonio : yeah . yeah , yeah , me , too . [ scene_break ] john : yeah , well , i guess i 'd better get back to work . evangeline : me , too . evangeline : so , are we still on for christmas ? john : i am if you are . evangeline : if we 're not working . john : whatever . some way , somehow , it 'd be nice to spend the day with you . evangeline : deal . [ scene_break ] cristian : hey . natalie : hey ! `` hey `` yourself . jessica : hi , cris . you do n't mind me tagging along , do you ? cristian : no , no , not at all . in fact , i just ordered some stuff for me and natalie . do you want a burger and soda ? is that good ? natalie : actually , i kind of feel like a salad , thanks . cristian : okay , i 'll get it . natalie : see ? cristian : what 's that about ? natalie : oh , jess found a cigarette butt outside the house and thought maybe you started smoking . cristian : who , me ? you 're kidding , right ? jessica : well , i 'm sorry . i just thought it was kind of weird . natalie : yeah , i 'm sure it was starr the last time she was over or something . john : hey , jess , you -- you got a minute ? cristian : ca n't she just go to lunch without you hassling her , man ? natalie : yeah , cristian 's right . jessica : it 's okay , guys , really . natalie : no , it 's really not . john , please ? jessica : guys , really , i need to talk to john anyway . it 's fine . [ scene_break ] evangeline : oh , wow . oh , i 'm sorry . i guess you do n't want me to look at your latest work . cristian : no , it 's just some stuff i 'm sketching . you go with mcbain , right ? evangeline : i guess you could say that , yeah . cristian : maybe you could get him to back off jessica . evangeline : sorry , i think you 're asking the wrong person . you know , i 'm really glad you 're back . cristian : you are ? evangeline : i 'm actually a big fan . somebody i cared about once gave me one of your paintings for a present . cristian : cool . evangeline : and i love the way you took a cityscape like that and blended all those styles from realism to abstract . it was amazing . cristian : thank you . you just gave me an idea . excuse me ; can i get a salad over at our table ? thank you . all right , i got to go . [ scene_break ] cristian : jess , your salad 's coming up . jessica : thanks . natalie : hey , where you going ? cristian : it 's a surprise . [ scene_break ] john : i 'm glad to hear that you 're feeling better . guess my next question is , has anything new come to you ? jessica : john , i 'm trying to remember , okay ? john : i know you are , jess , and i appreciate it . jessica : well , i 'm not doing it for you . i 'm doing it to clear antonio . john : i want that , too . but it seems that something seems to be holding you back . jessica : well , it 's not because i think that he 's guilty . john : well , then how about we get you some real help , someone that can get you actually to remember who killed tico ? jessica : you 're telling me you want me to see a psychiatrist ? john : if what 's happening is a psychological block , it might be worth it to , i do n't know , get a professional opinion . jessica : or we could just , you know , let it come out without forcing anything . john : i do n't want to force anything , jess . i thought you said to me you 're the one that wanted to remember . jessica : and i will remember . john : what do you say we give this a shot ? you know , what do you have to lose ? evangeline : hey , i 'm off . john : okay . evangeline : and , jessica , i got that paperwork you 've been waiting for . jessica : great , so the annulment went through no problem ? john : you got an annulment ? jessica : yes , when i was in the hospital , i asked evangeline to file for me . john : turns out you did n't have to waste all the money on legal fees . jessica : i do n't care . i do n't ever want it on the record that i was married to tico santi . we done here ? john : just give me a call if anything comes to you . jessica : right . john : you know , i 'm not a legal person , but i 'm trying to figure this out . if tico did n't leave a will , would n't all his estate go to his wife ? and now without a wife , does n't that mean it goes to his next of kin -- antonio ? evangeline : well , tico had a brother and a sister , so -- john : okay . i guess i 'm heading back to work , then . [ scene_break ] antonio : we might have a problem here . i thought i had an alibi . i was wrong . evangeline : you 're right , that is a problem . [ scene_break ] viki : there are actually several more boxes in the car . priest : thank you , mrs. davidson . god bless you . i 'll get someone to bring in the rest . viki : thank you so much . viki : o lord , i know it 's not my regular church , but i 'm quite sure you 'll hear me all the same . thank you , lord . thank you so much for all the blessings that you 've bestowed on me in my life . and i guess most of all , i thank you for granting me the chance to even be here this christmas . i was very , very close to being with you and megan and ben . but you gave me more time with my family , and i 'm forever grateful . and i have ben with me always now . i miss him , lord . i miss him so much . it 's all right . i know that one day i 'll be with him again . and in the meantime , i have my family and my friends . o lord , please look after them , take care of them . and maybe along the way you could help me to feel a little bit of a charity for those who are not my friends . [ scene_break ] david : hey . i recognize that strut . it 's confident ! dorian : huh . david : i like it . what plot are you hatching ? dorian : just thinking of ways to repay viki . david : enumerate them . dorian : viki took away my livelihood , my reputation . it 's time she got her due . [ scene_break ] kevin : you 're lying to me again . ace ca n't be dead . kelly : i 'm not talking about ace . i 'm talking about our son -- the child that you and i created , the child that died when i gave birth to him . we 've tried to ignore that , kevin , but we ca n't do that anymore . he was our baby . he was a part of you and me , and he deserves to be remembered . we have to do that . we have to accept this and move on with our lives , knowing that we tried to do the right thing . kevin : `` right thing `` ? what does that mean ? did you find ace ? what did you do ? kelly , answer me . answer me ! what did you do ? what did you do with ace ? stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live `` [ next_on ] kevin : you let ace go ? who gave you that right ? natalie : what are these scars ? john : you 're remembering something . jessica : yeah , i remember . blair : even when todd 's not speaking to me , he at least tries to contact starr . margaret : are we ready ?
kevin goes to la boulee to find out from dorian where kelly is . adriana and duke are there . duke is upset that kevin is more interested in finding the son that really is n't his than in dealing with his real son . as kevin and duke are fighting in the living room , kelly comes home . she decides not to confront kevin right away . john and evangeline 's relationship is strained when she agrees to be antonio 's lawyer . she deices that if john is obsessing over the case , then so will she . john sees jessica at rodi 's and asks her to see a psychiatrist to see if there is a psychological reason that she is n't remembering . viki runs into david and dorian in a coffee shop . dorian is sure that viki was the deciding vote in refusing to reinstate dorian as chief of staff . viki tells her that all the votes are confidential and leaves . dorian vows to get even with viki for taking so many things away from her . christian goes to church . he asks the priest if what they talk about stays there . the priest gives him the right answer , but chris decides that he does n't need the priest 's help in getting forgiven . he tells god he did n't have a choice . he then meets natalie at rodi 's . he sketches a picture of a woman . evangeline sees it , tells him a little about the artwork of his that she owns , and then he goes off to paint . kelly finds kevin and tells him that their baby – the one she gave birth to – is dead . they have to let ace go . kevin is distraught that she may have given ace back to his real mom . jessica 's marriage to tico is annulled . john realizes that because the marriage is annulled , antonio and adriana stand to inherit the estate . natalie is sure that chris is going to give her a painting for christmas . john and evangeline arrange to spend christmas together . antonio tries to get an alibi from a priest for the night that tico died . the priest can not give him the alibi he needs .
nurse : nice work , clarice . patients really appreciate what you 're doing . clarice : what about him ? he still has n't regained consciousness ? i have n't seen any family or friends come by . it 's so sad . nobody should be all alone on christmas eve . [ scene_break ] guard : special delivery , manning . looks like you 're going to have christmas , after all . [ scene_break ] [ christmas music plays ] david : thanks . you know , mary , just because i have no friends and no family , and i 'm all alone on christmas eve , does n't mean i ca n't treat myself to something special . mary : i ca n't imagine why you 're alone . david : bah , humbug . [ scene_break ] carlotta : ah . [ cheers ] singers : joy to the world the lord is come let earth receive her king carlotta : dios mio . singers : let every heart prepare him room and heaven and nature sing and heaven and nature sing and heaven , and heaven and nature sing joy to the world the savior reigns let man her songs employ while fields and floods rocks , hills , and plains carlotta : welcome home , my son . singers : he rules the world with truth and grace [ scene_break ] todd : you got good news for me ? guard : you do n't qualify for holiday miracles , lowlife . the only christmas you 're getting . make the best of it . todd : hey , who opened this ? [ `` joy to the world `` plays ] [ scene_break ] blair : i want to get out of here . spencer : already ? blair : yeah . there 's viki over there . if she sees me , she 's going to go ballistic on me . i 'm sure she read that article that david wrote in `` craze . `` spencer : yeah , i know , but she knows you 've been preoccupied with `` the sun . `` she 's not going to blame you for david 's poor taste . blair : i am the editor . i am responsible . jack , starr -- hey -- hey , hey , hey . starr : we 're leaving already ? blair : yeah , we 're going to head over to the hospital to the christmas eve party over there before it 's too late , all right ? starr : no , i want to see dad . jack : me , too , mommy . blair : well , you guys , it 's late . visiting hours are over . jack : even on christmas ? starr : yeah , i know . that 's so unfair . spencer : you know , i do n't think your father would want you to spend christmas eve depressed , right ? starr : yeah , so come on , mom , let 's go . spencer : but your mom 's right , we ca n't , so listen . that does n't mean we ca n't still have fun , ok ? i 've got an idea . follow me . blair : mm - hmm . spencer : come on , let 's go . [ scene_break ] carlotta : you look so handsome . as if the last few years never even happened . adriana : i knew you 'd be home for the holidays . we should take a picture . do you have a camera ? carlotta : there 's one at the diner under the register . adriana : hold on , i 'll be right back . antonio : it 's good to have you back . cristian : jessica -- [ `` hark , the herald angels sing `` plays ] cristian : look , i do n't know what to say . the last time i saw you , i said some things that -- jessica : oh , cristian , no , it 's ok . you were n't yourself . i know what that 's like . no , we 'll catch up later , because you 're not going to go anywhere soon . cristian : no . no , never again . jessica : good to have you home . singers : join the triumph of the skies roxy : well , hello , gorgeous ! i 'm so sorry to interrupt , but i got to hop a plane to the boat . before i wrap myself around the cruise director , i want to wrap myself around my favorite artiste . got to dash . [ scene_break ] singers : glory to the new - born king viki : now , sweetheart , do you just want to come home with us now ? natalie : no , i 'm -- i 'm not going to go anywhere . look , it 's ok . i knew he was getting out . i knew he 'd want to see me . clint : you want me to go over there with you ? natalie : guys , i 'm fine . [ scene_break ] dorian : cristian -- oh , how wonderful you look . cristian : i do n't know about that . dorian : oh , nonsense . i should know . you practically grew up in my home . carlotta : mm - hmm . dorian : oh , it 's such a blessing having you here for christmas . if there 's anything that i can do -- cristian : thank you . dorian : carlotta -- oh , feliz navidad . carlotta : gracias , mi amor . singers : hark , the herald angels sing [ kelly giggles ] kelly : stop that ! dorian : well , i 'm going home . kevin : ah . kelly : oh -- um -- well , you 're going to miss all the excitement . kevin : yeah . dorian : i think that carlotta 's family does n't need a group of voyeurs standing around . we should leave them alone , no matter how well - meaning we may be . kelly : ahem . kevin : oh -- well , it is christmas eve , dorian , so if you like , you can come with us to asa 's . dorian : me at asa 's for the holidays ? kelly : well , what are you going to do for the rest of the night ? dorian : i 'm reminded of something that clint said to me . `` you can either go stark - raving mad , or you can laugh in the face of tragedy . `` i prefer to laugh , but in the privacy of my own home . joyeux noel . singers : oh , come let us adore him kelly : did she quote clint ? kevin : i believe so . singers : christ the lord [ `` greensleeves `` plays ] [ scene_break ] adriana : david ? david : if you 're going to read me the riot act , get in line . adriana : i do n't see any line . david : did n't they teach you irony at that nun school you ran away from ? adriana : maybe all the people that hate you so much have other things to think about . like christmas ? david : humbug . adriana : you love the holidays . david : no , that was the old david -- david lite . adriana : look , i do n't know the real reason why you and mom did n't get married , but i know she still cares about you . david : is that why i 'm sitting in the dirty diner on the wrong side of the tracks on christmas eve ? adriana : you know , instead of wallowing in your misery , you might want to take advantage of the season . david : ho , ho , ho . how 's that ? adriana : fine . be pathetic . it 's up to you . if you want to sit alone in an empty diner eating christmas cookies , be my guest . david : there 's christmas cookies ? [ scene_break ] viki : cristian , hello . cristian : mrs. davidson . viki : i 'm sure you 're aware that natalie 's in a very emotional state right now . she was very nearly killed in that prison riot . and then the shock of finding out that you were alive -- cristian : is she all right ? viki : she wo n't let anyone see her cry , but i have watched her sleepwalk through her life the last week . she 's just going through the motions . cristian : i -- i thought i was doing the right thing -- for her sake . viki : i know . cristian , i ca n't even imagine the horrors you lived through in prison . and i know that you have a very difficult road ahead of you . and if it were me , i guess i 'd want to pick up my old life right away . but that 's not going to be possible . not now . especially not for natalie . you have to give her time . you have to give them all time . cristian : thank you . [ scene_break ] michael : you did good . i hope you know that . evangeline : for a moment there , i thought world war iii was about to break out . michael : no . it was perfect . evangeline : you know , it 's been so crazy , i have n't had a second to think . now , i remember why i started this in the first place . regardless of what happens with natalie , this is where cristian belongs . home , with his family . [ scene_break ] rex : tree 's lit . want to go back to my loft , watch jimmy stewart movies ? natalie : you know what i wish ? i wish that everyone would quit treating me like i 'm going to break into a million pieces . kevin : how you holding up , sis ? hmm ? natalie : i 'm fabulous . and why would n't i be ? i mean , the tree 's lit . dad told me you two are engaged . jess is pregnant . and the man who broke my heart came back from the dead , complete with his very own cheering section . merry freakin ' christmas to me ! [ scene_break ] adriana : thank you for bringing cristian home to us . [ `` the first noel `` plays ] [ scene_break ] duke : hey , everybody . kelly : hi . duke : uh -- have you guys seen adriana ? kelly : i think she went to the diner . duke : thank you . kevin : wait , hold on , son . duke : no time , dad . i 'll catch you later . bye , grandma . viki : bye . kelly : so what about you ? you want to get going ? kevin : i want to make sure my sister 's ok first . natalie : did you know that cristian was going to be here tonight ? john : no . natalie : well , nothing much shocks me these days . john : you do n't have to try and be so tough all the time . natalie : what 's wrong with being tough ? it gets me through the day . john : does it ? natalie : my life , my problem . michael : hey . john : hey . michael : natalie . how 's it going ? natalie : how do you think ? you know what ? do n't even start , michael . i 've gotten enough help from the mc bain brothers . i 'll do this on my own . john : good job . [ scene_break ] marcie : cristian looks exactly like he did before , but nothing 's changed . evangeline : everything 's changed . do n't let the haircut fool you . hugh : nicely played , counselor . evangeline : what are you talking about ? hugh : oh , high drama , the prodigal son falsely accused , freed by his avenging angel -- you . and delivered to his loving family at the stroke of christmas , conveniently in front of the whole town . evangeline : i did n't plan this . why would i ? hugh : are you kidding ? it is a powerful statement of legal prowess . i got to give you props . any jury member in angel square tonight is going to be a big- time handicap . evangeline : wow . you really are cynical . woman : evangeline williamson ? evangeline : yes ? woman : you 're the attorney who got cristian vega 's conviction overturned , right ? reporter : mr. vega confessed . what inspired you to take another look at his case ? evangeline : uh -- [ scene_break ] antonio : este es tu tio . cristian : you probably do n't remember me . you were just a little baby the last time i saw you . i hear you like to paint . jamie : mm - hmm . cristian : so do i . maybe we can paint something together . would you like that ? jamie : yes . cristian : is it ok if i give you a hug ? jamie : yes . reporter : cristian -- cristian : what ? reporter : tell us , what 's life at statesville really like ? second reporter : how does it feel to be a free man ? cristian : good . reporter : `` good `` ? after all that time in prison ? cristian : great . it feels great . i 'm happy to be home -- and looking forward to getting my life back on track . but i would n't be here if it were n't for evangeline williamson . she saved me . reporter : let 's get a picture of the vega family by the statue , huh ? second reporter : is n't it true you 're the sculptor of the angel in angel square ? cristian : that 's right . reporter : get the lawyer in the shot . carlotta : please , evangeline ? he would n't be here without you . evangeline : uh -- ok . reporter : wait , there 's someone missing . natalie . ca n't have a family photo without mrs. vega in it , huh ? [ scene_break ] adriana : did n't have any trouble getting in ? no bursting into flames ? rex : i have a temporary stay , it being christmas and all . how 'd you know i was here ? adriana : just knew . did you follow me ? rex : no . believe it or not , i had a few things to talk over with the big guy myself . adriana : since when ? rex : matthew gave me a few pointers when bo was in surgery . and you gave me a kick in the butt . so it worked . who knows ? maybe i 'll end up going to priest school . adriana : seminary ? rex : i can see it now -- `` pope rex i. `` adriana : yeah , right . rex : unless you can give me a good reason not to . [ scene_break ] jack : mommy , can we go swing ? blair : sure , as long as your big sister keeps an eye on you . starr : last one there 's a rotten egg . blair : hey , hey , hey , you guys , be careful ! it 's slip -- why do i even bother ? spencer : there 's nothing like a swing set to distract a couple of worried kids . blair : yeah . why are you doing this ? why are you helping us ? spencer : i like you . and i really do n't have a lot of friends in this town , i guess . blair : oh , no kidding . the way david and dorian talk , you 're some egotistical jerk with a god complex . spencer : really ? is that what they say ? blair : mm - hmm . spencer : what do you think ? blair : hmm . i think that with that smooth exterior , there is a serious edge inside . you 've probably done a few things that you 're not proud of . spencer : yeah , it 's called living . blair : yeah . spencer : mm - hmm , that 's right . does it scare you ? blair : no . in fact , i 've done some things myself that i 'm not too proud of . i 'd actually like to erase it , but -- i do n't know -- i -- i like complicated men . i 'm going to marry one . dorian : blair , there you are . blair : hello , dorian . dorian : excuse me . but , darling , if i were you , i would take the children and go home as soon as possible , before this man destroys your holiday , as definitively as he did mine . [ christmas music plays ] [ scene_break ] reporter : mrs. vega , we need you -- clint : all right , leave my daughter alone . she does n't want to be photographed . cristian : leave her alone . you know what ? forget this picture . i 'd like to spend time with my family , not pose for cover stories . viki : i 'm sorry , darling . clint : yeah , so am i , but you 're fair game standing out here , honey . why do n't you come to the house with us ? natalie : there 's something i have to do first . clint : are you sure ? viki : darling , if you need anything -- natalie : i 'm fine . kevin : we can stay . natalie : go , kevin . please . excuse me . kelly : come on , let 's go . viki : i 'll see you guys soon , all right ? kevin : all right , i 'll see you later . kelly : goodbye . clint : all right , now , watch your step , all right ? viki : i 'm perfectly capable of walking on my own . i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . i just want to go home . [ scene_break ] michael : boy , that cristian vega -- he 's got some nerve . john : cut him some slack , michael . michael : cut him some slack ? he killed tico santi . i almost lost my job . he put you in danger , he put natalie in danger . you 'd think the guy would have the decency not to turn christmas eve into the cristian vega show . john : i do n't think that 's what he wanted . michael : yeah ? well , whether he wanted it or not , he 's sure leaving his mark on the holidays . [ scene_break ] natalie : you did n't have to defend me to that photographer . i can take care of myself . cristian : i know that . natalie : and we already have the divorce papers . if you 've signed them , i 'd like to get them filed before the new year . you know , new beginnings . fresh start and all that . natalie 's voice : i love you , cristian . with all my heart and soul . cristian : and i love you , natalie . i always will . and i 'm going to spend the rest of my life making you as happy and as proud as i am today . cristian : i 'm not signing them . not tonight , not ever . ( dance music playing ) [ scene_break ] nash : to the future . tess : to our future . tess ' voice : when i look at you , i see my future . nash 's voice : you know , i want you to know that i will do anything and everything i can to make you feel safe and to make you feel loved . tess : i love you more than anything , and i would do anything for you . [ scene_break ] kelly : is everything ok with your mom and dad ? kevin : my mom is acting a little strange . kelly : is it niki ? kevin : oh , no , no , i do n't think so . it 's weird , though , you know ? i 've never seen them act like this since their divorce . [ scene_break ] viki : that was jessica . she 's going to spend the night with antonio and jamie , but she 's going to come by here first . clint : she 's coming for christmas dinner ? viki : yeah , she 's planning on it . clint : viki , what 's going on ? viki : what do you mean ? clint : you 're obviously bothered about something . viki : hmm . clint : is it dallas ? viki : hmm . clint : listen , i just chased the woman i love back to london . i ca n't stand to have you angry with me , too , especially not tonight . viki : you 're really upset about this thing with dallas , are n't you ? clint : upset ? yeah , i 'm upset ! i loved her . i spent the past six years with her . she was the whole world to me . i do n't want it to be over . viki : then why do n't you go after her ? go home ! clint : i ca n't leave here . i ca n't . jessica needs me . natalie , too . viki : oh , please . clint : come on , viki , spit it out . we know each other too well to be acting this way . viki : ok . i guess i 'm just wondering where dorian fits into all of this . [ scene_break ] spencer : it 's nice to see you so full of the holiday spirit , dorian . dorian : oh , holiday spirit ? you have n't even begun to see it . blair : ok , ok , you know what ? it is christmas eve . spencer , would you mind ? i 'd like to have a little word with my sweet aunt dorian . spencer : not at all . i 'll go check on the kids . blair : thank you . do you think that i 'm stupid ? dorian : no , i do n't . but i think you 've got a blind spot when it comes to men . in fact , i would even call it a death wish . blair : dorian , i know who spencer is . he 's a man who was raised with a con man for a father . dorian : mm - hmm . blair : his father had david and spencer do his scams for him . he 's turned his life around , though . now he 's saving people 's lives . dorian : right , and ruining them , as well . blair : i do n't want to hear about how spencer has ruined your and david 's life , ok ? all i worry about right now -- it 's christmas eve and todd is in a jail somewhere , in a cold cell . and i have to worry about whether i have to tell his children or lie to them about whether he 's coming home or not . dorian : as far as i 'm concerned , you 're already lying to them . blair : spencer 's the only person who has stood beside me . dorian : that 's because he wants to get you in bed ! blair : would you shut up ! he does not . i 've already talked to him about that . he knows that i 'm in love with todd . dorian : blair , actions speak louder than words . i know you think you know all about dr. spencer truman . he 's counting on that , because then when you least suspect it , he 's going to sneak in and pull the rug out from under you . blair : oh , god . and where did that theory come from ? david : from experience . it 's exactly what he did to us . we thought our wedding would go off without a hitch , and we all know how that turned out . [ christmas music plays ] [ scene_break ] natalie : i do n't remember giving you an option . cristian : look , i know you 're angry with me . you should be . i made a lot of mistakes , did a lot of things that i wish i could do over again . but i 'm not giving up on our life together . natalie : what life ? cristian : `` what life ? `` our plans , all the dreams we had , things we talked about almost every night that we slept together . i can feel it like it was yesterday , natalie . you know what , i felt it again the other day at the clinic when i kissed you . look , i know you want to hate me . you 're hurt , you feel betrayed . but i also know you remember those nights , and underneath all this anger and pain , you still want that future . natalie : i 'm not taking these papers back until you sign them . cristian : you 're going to be waiting a long time . natalie : what makes you think that you can just come back , on christmas eve no less , and expect me to fall right back into your arms ? cristian : because part of you wants that , too . natalie : you -- you know what , you can cut your hair and you can shave and you can buy new clothes , but you will never , ever be the cristian i married . never again . photographer : hey . cristian : damn it . i said leave us alone ! [ scene_break ] hugh : you ready to go ? marcie : maybe i should go after her . hugh : no , she 's had a rough night . come on . marcie : you know what , can you give me one second ? hugh : yeah , sure . marcie : michael ? michael : hey . listen , about what we talked about earlier -- marcie : yeah , i -- i just wanted to say merry christmas . michael : oh . uh , merry christmas . marcie : i 'll see you later . michael : yeah . see you later . [ scene_break ] antonio : hey , do n't worry about a thing , ok ? i 'll talk to the reporter , make sure he does n't press any charges . cristian : i do n't really care . i did what i came here to do , and now i 'm going to go home . carlotta : i ca n't believe it -- my whole family together for christmas morning . and even the new members we have to be thankful for . cristian : wow , jess , i did n't realize . congratulations . tess ' voice : do you hear what i hear ? let me out , jessica . let me go back to nash where i belong . jessica : we have to go . antonio : all right . all right , hang in there . come on , jamie , let 's go , all right ? i 'll see you guys in a little bit , all right ? [ scene_break ] natalie : please just go away . i do n't want to talk . evangeline : i did n't ask you to . natalie : what do you want ? evangeline : let 's see -- you ca n't ask me to divorce you or quit my job . you ca n't slam a door in my face . the way i see it , i 'm the only person you ca n't get rid of . [ scene_break ] adriana : somehow i ca n't see you taking a vow of celibacy . rex : you know me so well . adriana : i should look for duke . what time are you going over to llanfair ? rex : oh , i do n't know . like i said , it 's not really my thing . adriana : but natalie invited you . rex : natalie understands . she said it 's ok if i skip it . adriana : merry christmas , rex . rex : merry christmas , adriana . roxy : hey . i thought i saw you coming in here . and then i thought i was hallucinating . and then i realized that i was almost stone - cold sober . so i packed up a little bag and thought i 'd come over here and say bon visage . you got a little going - away gift for me ? rex : yeah , here . bet 17 black , keep the rest . have fun . roxy : santa baby . merry christmas , kiddo . rex : you , too , mom . roxy : all right . rex : all right , i 'll fly solo -- this year . next christmas you owe me , dude . [ scene_break ] clint : what does dorian have to do with anything ? viki : well , i heard you had a drink with her last night , and i saw you talking at the tree - lighting ceremony . it was all very cozy . clint : oh , now , are you implying that dorian and i -- viki : i do n't think that dorian is the best person for you to be confiding in right now . god knows what she would do with any kind of sensitive information she might glean from what you tell her . clint : you asked her to bring out niki smith . it does n't get any more sensitive than that . viki , you 're making a big deal out of nothing . viki : fine , cool . no problem . i just want to warn you . you and dorian together -- train wreck . clint : there is no `` me and dorian ! `` not -- viki : do you know that david left her at the altar ? and in some bizarre , dorian - like way , she has rationalized that i left her there , too . and i personally think the only reason she 's associating with you at all is to get even with david and me . clint : all right . what 's my excuse ? viki : i do n't know . maybe you 're so deep - down angry with me for getting dorian to bring out niki smith , that you 're going out with dorian to get back at me . [ scene_break ] kevin : come on , i 'll walk you home . kelly : no , wait , wait . are you suggesting that we not spend the night together on christmas eve ? kevin : no . no . i just thought since you had to get up in the morning and go to dorian 's , and asa was expecting me -- kelly : this is ridiculous . kevin : i 'm still looking for a house for us . kelly : yeah , but you 're not going to find it tonight . and i want to wake up with you on christmas and every morning after that . so , until we find our dream house , why do n't you move in ? [ scene_break ] duke : adriana , hey . adriana : hey . duke : been looking for you all night . adriana : oh , i went to st. jude 's to tell father gregory about cristian . duke : ah . adriana : he was n't there , so i just sat for a while . it was nice . i have so much to be thankful for this christmas . some people are not so lucky . duke : hey , come on . let 's get out of here . [ scene_break ] natalie : you do n't care how i feel . evangeline : yes , i do . more than you know . and before you go off on me , i did n't help cristian get out of jail for some kind of twisted revenge . i did it because it was the right thing to do . and as angry as you are at the world right now , some part of you knows that . natalie : where 's john ? thought you 'd be all over him by now . evangeline : that 's not my style . i 'm not that pathetic . natalie , i know you 're hurting right now , and you have every right to be . natalie : gee , thanks . that 's a relief . evangeline : cut the act , ok ? i do n't buy it . i 'm too good at it myself . natalie : when i first saw cristian tonight , standing right over there , i thought to myself , `` what an incredibly beautiful man . `` damn him . damn all of you . evangeline : this is n't easy for him , either . natalie : still defending him ? evangeline : transitioning back into society after being in prison -- it 's very difficult . but cristian is blessed . he has his whole family around to help him , and you have your family , natalie . they want to help you . just let them . natalie : you know what , i 'll deal with this on my own . believe me , alone is what i do best . [ scene_break ] john : hey , you want to grab us a table ? michael : wow . you always were a glutton for punishment . john : whatever . buy you a cup of coffee ? [ scene_break ] kevin : uh , did i ask you to marry me yet ? kelly : yes . kevin : uh - huh , and what did you say ? kelly : ahem . kevin : ah , the ring . yes . kelly : mm - hmm . kevin : all right , i 'll move in . [ kelly laughs ] [ scene_break ] clint : well , we are quite a pair . jessica and natalie are going through hell , and here we are fighting about dorian lord . viki : i 'm very sorry . i was out of line . clint : well , she has a tendency to do that to you . i was out of line , too . i 'm sorry . viki : it 's all right . dallas hurt you . i get it . clint : you know , i 'm going to call her in the morning . i 'm going to try and work things out . i 'm not going to give up without a fight . viki : good , good . i have a lot of presents i still have to wrap , you know . clint : separate corners , right ? viki : mm - hmm . clint : that may not be a bad idea . i have a few errands to run myself . see you later . viki : dorian . clint : dorian ? [ scene_break ] dorian : well , i refuse to spend my christmas eve bullying people into doing what 's best for them . if you choose to go down in flames , i 'm going home . you two do whatever you like . blair : goodbye . merry christmas . dorian : goodbye . merry christmas to you . david : dorian , dorian , wait . dorian : wait , david ? wait for what ? david : it 's christmas . this is n't the way it 's supposed to be . dorian : how did you think it was going to be , david , when you did what you did at our wedding ? david : look at that . dorian : what ? david : that is mistletoe . dorian : david , that is n't mistletoe . it 's a pine tree . david : where do you think mistletoe comes from ? dorian : mistletoe can grow on any tree . it 's a parasite , just like you . [ scene_break ] blair : whoa , you guys look like you 're ready for a battle here . starr : yeah , i know , it 's stupid . jack : it 's not stupid , it 's fun . starr : oh , yeah ? well , you better hurry up or i 'm going to cream you . jack : yeah , right , loser . blair : ok , starr -- starr : ha ! yeah , no way . blair : be the good sister that i know you can be , and the perfect daughter , ok ? starr : mom , come on , help me . it 's going to be girls against boys . blair : oh , no , no , no , i 'm going to -- i 'm definitely going to sit this one out . starr : oh , jack ? oh ! [ starr squeals ] starr : get out of here ! [ scene_break ] blair 's voice : `` i keep thinking back to that beautiful night on the roof , after you found me in that asylum . the city lights , the stars , the air so warm on my skin . you told me that whenever i feel trapped i should remember that the whole world is out there at our fingertips . that 's the memory that helps me get through tonight . i miss you so much . two years in a row and we 're apart at christmas . but as far as i 'm concerned , we 'll always be together . i 'll be looking at the stars tonight , the same stars that are shining down on you , todd . and in my dreams we 'll be in each other 's arms , looking at those stars together . `` todd : `` all my love , blair . `` [ scene_break ] jamie : santa claus was here ! jessica : santa claus really gets around . antonio : well , you know . i also got us a bottle of sparkling cider . i had a bottle of red wine in my hand , but then i remembered . jessica : what 'd you say ? antonio : i remembered you could n't drink . tess ' voice : i 'm not giving up , jessica . nash is coming back for me . we 're going home to wine country . we 're going back to our life . antonio : hot chocolate ? jamie : yes , please . antonio : ok . baby , you ok ? jessica : i -- it 's tess . i can -- i can feel her . she 's under my skin , she 's in my head . antonio : hey , well , tell me what i can do to help . jamie : can i open one ? just one ? antonio : just one ? go . jessica : that 's exactly what 's going to help . ok , flip it over . [ scene_break ] nash : tess ? [ scene_break ] carlotta : what can i get you ? michael : well , i do n't think there 's going to be any more bloodshed . not tonight , at least . carlotta : you 're in a good mood . michael : i do n't know why , but i have a feeling that everything is going to be ok . [ scene_break ] cristian : is this the part where you lecture me about not hurting natalie again ? john : i 'm the last person to be lecturing someone on that subject . you 're doing the best you can , right ? same as me . cristian : if you 're thinking of saying this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship or some crap like that -- john : hell , no . it 's just the beginning of another over commercialized holiday season that i wish would be over so we 'd all get on with our damn lives . cristian : now , that i can toast to . singer : o come , emmanuel and ransom captive israel that mourns in lonely exile here until the son of god appear rejoice , rejoice [ next_on ] evangeline : who else besides you had a reason to want margaret dead ? spencer : try not to think about todd until after the holidays . jessica : i was hoping that nash was ok . antonio : is that jess talking , or is that tess ? natalie : you should 've fought for us , but you handed me over to another man .
two nurses check in on nash , and thinks that it is sad that no one has come to visit him , and it christmas eve . everyone at the tree lighting is surprised to see christian . natalie has a run - in with christian over him not signing the divorce papers . she also has a run - in with john and michael . blair wants to leave the tree lighting so spencer suggests something else to do . the something else is rolling snowballs , and having a snowball fight . blair refuses to participate in the snowball fight . instead , she wants to think about todd , and them being separate on christmas .
dorian : oh , darling , merry christmas ! it 's so good to see you . rex . rex : merry christmas , dorian . dorian : thank you . oh , i have the most wonderful present for you . adriana : and i have something for you , too . dorian : that 's marvelous . it proves you really have forgiven me . nash : you know what ? this is my best christmas ever . well , it 's actually kind of my only christmas . my first christmas . but it is definitely my most special christmas . you know why ? because i get to spend it with you . your mummy made sure of that . she made this christmas special . which is why i did something special for her . hmm ? jessica : merry christmas , everybody . renee : hey ! clint : merry christmas . viki : merry christmas , sweetheart ! oh , how are you ? merry christmas , antonio . antonio : merry christmas . clint : good to see you . viki : gracious , look at this . clint : merry christmas , antonio . let me take those and put them under the tree . viki : wow . asa : wow . jess , are those all for me ? jessica : depends , grandpa . have you been a good boy ? renee : oh , that would be a first . jessica : merry christmas . viki : oh , wait a minute . where are the children ? where 's bree ? where 's jamie ? jessica : oh , bree is with nash . i thought she should spend some christmas with him . antonio : yeah , and -- and jamie 's with her grandfather . jessica : and they love their presents . viki : yay ! clint : ah , good . well , she 's as much our granddaughter as bree is . jessica : dad , i 'm so happy you , grandfather , and renée could be here . clint : well , thank your mother . she invited us . viki : well , i just wanted to make sure that as much of the family was together as possible . asa : i will drink to that . renee : no , you wo n't . viki : actually , let 's revive a buchanan christmas tradition . asa : and that means one thing -- plenty of bourbon . viki : no , asa -- i think i would like to start the holiday with a toast . but i 'm not going to do it . would you mind , please ? clint : i 'd be happy to . viki : good . clint : but let 's wait until everyone gets here . viki : oh , all -- roxy : well , everybody is here , so the drinking can begin . merry christmas , everyone . and you know , you can stop pretending not to look so surprised . nattie invited me . viki : oh . roxy : looks like she forgot to invite herself . renee : yeah , where is natalie ? jessica : she is exactly where she wants to be . natalie : hey , look at you . john : oh -- natalie : you going to try to stand up ? john : not yet . i 'm waiting for them to look the other way . natalie : well , just do n't get ahead of yourself , all right ? john : yeah . marcie : merry christmas . natalie : ah ! merry christmas . marcie : here you go . natalie : merry christmas . michael : merry christmas . natalie : look at that adorable baby santa . you are so cute ! marcie : well , yeah . we had to park the reindeer up on the rooftop . you know , i do n't know -- the hospital has a silly rule about no animals in the hospital . natalie : oh . michael : i do n't know why they let me in . michael : so , look at you . sitting up . about time , lazy bones . john : yeah , well , i could n't open my presents lying down , could i ? michael : you know , john was always the first one down at the christmas tree . every morning , he opened all his gifts before anybody woke up . john : that 's because you opened yours the night before . michael : that 's -- that 's not true . that is not true . it 's not true . marcie : oh . michael : it 's not true . marcie : i doubt that , because someone opened his presents last night . i wonder who was that , hmm ? michael : i do n't know . natalie : well -- michael : maybe it was santa . natalie : that 's ok , because we got lots more . marcie : oh , wow . you did n't have to . natalie : i did n't . john -- john did it . marcie : how ? natalie : whoops . john : oh , well , i -- i had some help . natalie : yes , well , he made the list , and i checked it twice . michael : you better tell me that he did not make you buy your own gift . marcie : no , she did n't have to . we already know what john bought her . his mom 's engagement ring . let 's see it . natalie : ahem . michael : honey , i think you might have jumped the gun a little bit here on this one . marcie : i 'm -- i 'm sorry . john : it 's ok . marcie : i 'm sorry , natalie -- natalie : no -- marcie : i just -- with christmas and -- natalie : no , it 's ok . my present from john was seeing him out of bed . and the fact that he 's been a good boy for santa and has n't run out of this hospital just yet . marcie : oh , you know what ? i think he wet his diaper . michael : yep , i think that santa has given us a little early present . marcie : oh , yeah . well , that 's really good . just what i wanted for christmas . michael : i 'll change him . marcie : no , no , no , no . really -- i will . you might need to take over the elf responsibilities . michael : ok . marcie : ok . come on , baby . john : i 'm confused . i thought you were supposed to wear the santa suit . michael : yeah , well , it did n't fit . john : look , thanks for coming down anyway . michael : yeah , well , you know , i was going to spend my christmas with a bunch of complete strangers , but , you know , i figured i 'd throw you a bone . john : oh , well , thanks for the sacrifice . i wish mom was here . michael : yeah . you know , i -- i talked to her . she called from the cruise . she 's more calypso . said that she 'll come and see us when she gets back , maybe spend some time . john : yeah , i know she called . hey , you know , i -- i do n't want to keep you from your mom and the rest of your family . natalie : well , actually , michael and i have n't given you your present yet . john : what ? you -- you two collaborated ? natalie : mm - hmm . michael : yeah . natalie : a little bit . john : a little bit ? michael : just a little . john : is it a one - way ticket out of here ? natalie : almost . michael : ok . well , what i have arranged is that you are going to be moved to llanview hospital for your recovery , where i can keep a better eye on you . john : yeah ? michael : yeah . natalie : hey , do n't smile too much , babe . people might think you might be happy . spencer : how am i doing , blair ? paige : you 'll live -- unfortunately . thanks . i 'll take it from here . nurse : for the record , my name 's not blair . paige : are you still trying to convince people that you 're crazy ? spencer : are you still trying to convince people you 're a doctor ? listen , you 're not qualified , nor are you authorized to review my chart . get lost . paige : actually , i am authorized . the hospital reinstated me . i got my license back . i 'm practicing medicine again . spencer : oh , good . then you 'll be the first one i name in my lawsuit against llanview hospital . they really would n't be stupid enough to assign my ex - wife my case , would they ? paige : oh , no , that would be unethical for anybody except you . spencer : you 're in no position to talk ethics with me . why are you here , paige ? did you just come to harass me to death ? paige : well , this is my christmas present to myself . i just love seeing you chained to the bed , helpless , unable to hurt anybody . bo : a lot of people would like to see that . i ought to bring a camera down here and get a picture . how 'd you get past the guard ? paige : uh -- doctor 's privileges . spencer : what , you posted a guard outside my door ? i 'm flattered . what 's the matter ? you think i 'd try to escape ? bo : no , no , no . see , it 's not so much about people trying to get out of here , it 's people trying to get in here , because there 's a lot of people who would like to see you dead . viki : oh , clint -- clint : yeah -- ahem . it 's for natalie and bree , jamie , and zane . viki : that 's lovely . thank you . clint : you 're welcome . viki : let me add them . hang on a minute . clint : here , let me do it . jessica : oh , no . is it that time ? antonio : yes . i have one loose end i have to tie up . and then we 'll go to my mom 's . jessica : ok . well , you be fast . antonio : i will . i love you . jessica : i love you , too . antonio : ok . merry christmas , everyone . roxy : bye . clint : bye . renee : oh , jessica , look . i found another one for you . jessica : hmm . who 's it from ? renee : i do n't know . there was n't any name on the card . roxy : looks like you got a secret admirer . renee : oh . nash : hey , look , baby girl , there 's one more present . one more present . over here . look . it 's got a big bow on it . let 's see what it is . let 's see what it is . it 's -- oh , you 're not going to believe this . a rocker . it 's a motorcycle jacket . it 's from your mummy tess . she told me to tell you merry christmas . and she would be here if she could . dorian : i love presents . though , of course , the best gift of all would be having blair here and healthy . but having you here for christmas -- well , that 's right at the top of my list . adriana : i wish blair were here , too . dorian : we 'll have a second christmas when she 's out of the hospital . well , i 've got a present for you . adriana : wait , dorian . i do n't have a gift for you . i have this . dorian : what is it ? adriana : it 's a check from richard lefleur . dorian : who 's that ? adriana : the secret investor in my lingerie company . but then , you already knew that . rex : hey , i told you i 'd do what 's best for adriana . dorian : i 'm not going to take it . adriana : fine . dorian : no , stop it ! that 's a cashier 's check . it 's as good as cash . adriana : well , now it 's $ 50,000 of torn paper . dorian : well -- i 'm -- carlotta : merry christmas . evangeline : merry christmas . dorian : feliz navidad . adriana : merry christmas , you guys . i 'm sorry that rex and i ca n't stay . i wish you were my real mother . rex : merry christmas , everyone . evangeline : uh -- maybe we should go . dorian : no , please , stay . i need your help winning adriana back . dorian : cristian , i know how close you and adriana are . could n't you please talk to her ? convince her that she does need her mother ? cristian : um -- i 'm really sorry , dorian , but i 'm not good with that kind of stuff . besides , you know adriana . she 's stubborn . evangeline : dorian , my mom and i -- we have our ups and downs , too . but in time , we forget why we were even mad at each other , you know ? and we make up . i -- i think she 'll come around . dorian : thank you , but i did some pretty terrible things , and i do n't think adriana 's going to forget . carlotta : dorian , adriana has a good heart . i think she will . dorian : um -- i 'm sure that you 've got a lot of people you need to see this morning . hmm ? carlotta : we 're happy to stay . cristian : mami , maybe dorian 's right . antonio 's coming by and we do n't want to be late . merry christmas . evangeline : merry christmas . dorian : thank you . cristian : gracias . carlotta : are you sure ? dorian : yes . yes , i -- i 've got a lot of people coming over today . renee : oh . must be from antonio . it 's so beautiful . roxy : boy , those vega boys really know the gift of giving . nash : you know , a friend of mine in high school -- his mom had this locket around her neck with a picture of him in it . natalie : hey ! viki : merry christmas , sweetheart ! natalie : merry christmas . it looks like you guys have been having a lot of fun . viki : well , better now that you 're here . how 's john ? natalie : he 's doing wonderful . he got out of bed today for the first time . viki : oh , my god , that 's fantastic . natalie : i know . viki : yay ! natalie : i hope you guys do n't mind . i 'm going to only stay for a little while . i want to go back to him . viki : absolutely , absolutely . roxy : merry christmas , nattie . natalie : hey ! merry christmas . oh , it 's so nice that mom invited you . roxy : honey , you invited me . or maybe you forgot because everything going on with that cutie - patootie in the hospital . natalie : oh . well , you know what ? i 'm so glad that you 're here . roxy : well , it would n't be christmas without my baby girl . natalie : thank you , roxy . i feel the same way about you . roxy : oh ! natalie : oh , well , let me go say hi to jess . roxy : ok . natalie : hey , merry christmas . jessica : hi ! same to you . oh , my goodness . how 's john ? natalie : he 's good . oh , that is beautiful . jessica : yeah . what did santa bring you ? no ring ? natalie : uh -- well , we -- we talked about it . jessica : and ? natalie : you know , while he 's in the hospital , john just does n't feel that that 's a place to propose . jessica : natalie , he could propose to you in a dumpster and you 'd be thrilled . natalie : busted . but i get -- i get how he feels . jessica : well , then explain it to me . natalie : he 's just got more important things on his mind right now . michael : here you go . let me get you some water . you got to be parched , bro . john : i heard you assisted in tremens ' surgery . michael : yeah . yeah , i did . there was n't anybody else in the hospital that had the proper training . john : i know . you do n't have to explain to me , mike . michael : i got to tell you , johnny , there were a couple of moments there , you know , where i really considered making a little mistake . john : i 'm glad he did n't die that way . michael : you what ? why ? john : you know , that kind of death would be too easy for him . i 'm kind of imagining something a little more painful . michael : yeah ? well , something painful is n't going to happen if he can convince the judge that he 's a freak . john : mike , sooner or later , he has to be released from that hospital . and i 'll be there to put an end to this once and for all . spencer : well , kind of silly , is n't it ? i mean , what good does it do to post a guard outside my door when the two people that hate me the most are standing here right in front of me , even though i did n't do anything to either one of you . paige : you know , he really must be insane , because he 's in complete denial . spencer : i 'm not insane . bo : no , you 're preaching to the converted right now , truman . paige : and despite your efforts to destroy us , we are still standing . bo and i have n't lost a thing . bo : certainly not each other . spencer : i ca n't think of two people who deserve each other more . paige : merry christmas , spencer . bo : ho , ho , ho . paige : hmm . spencer : oh -- do n't worry , mama , i 'm not dead , and i 'm not in prison . this is only a temporary situation . and i will get out of this . clint : are you having a good christmas , dorian ? dorian : wonderful . i thought you might like to stop by later for some christmas cheer . clint : oh , well , i appreciate that but i am spending the day with my family . dorian : of course , as i 'll be with mine . oh . it 's going to be a madhouse . clint : all right , i 'll call you later . viki : how are things between you and dorian ? clint : oh -- i do n't know how , but we have managed to forge some sort of friendship . it 's just that i still find it difficult to get past what she did to adriana . viki : oh . natalie : hey , merry christmas . rex : thanks for inviting us . natalie : mm - hmm . merry christmas . adriana : merry christmas . natalie : merry christmas . hi ! paige : merry christmas . bo : hi , nat . natalie : merry christmas . bo : hey . natalie : merry christmas . bo : you , too . natalie : i hope you do n't mind if i hug and run , but i just want to get back to see john . bo : hey , tell him we said merry christmas . natalie : i will . but you 'll be able to tell him yourself tomorrow , because he 's coming to llanview hospital . bo : oh . paige : great . natalie : yeah . all right , i 'll see you guys later . bo : ok . viki : that 's lovely . jessica : i know . viki : it 's not from antonio , is it ? jessica : how 'd you guess ? viki : your reaction would have been a little different when you opened it . jessica : it 's from nash . viki : it 's kind of personal . jessica : yeah , i know . that 's what worries me . viki : well , darling , you 're not a mind reader , so you ca n't possibly know what it means to him to have given this to you . you can only know what it means to you . you 'll grow into it , i promise . you know what ? you are looking more and more like your mummy every day , both jessica and tess . she 's turning into a great mom . yes , she is . she is beautiful and charming and funny and married to antonio . hmm . antonio : officers -- anything new to report ? talia : nope , it 's all quiet . antonio : i 'm sorry i made you give up christmas . but if blair cramer 's awake , i 'd like to see if she can remember anything about falling off that warehouse roof . and i got a feeling she 'd rather talk to a woman . talia : no , it 's not a problem . happy to help . antonio : great . follow me . natalie : hey there . officer : the commish did n't put you on truman 's guest list , natalie . natalie : nah , it must have been an overlook . you want to give him a call ? officer : it 's ok . go on in . natalie : thank you . merry christmas . spencer : well , well , well . to what do i owe the pleasure , dear ? natalie : i am here to give john his christmas present . michael : so , johnny , you 're going to put an end to it once and for all , huh ? how you planning on doing that ? john : you worried i 'm going to kill him ? michael : yeah . john : you know , mike , i 've -- i 've blurred the line a few times , but i 've never completely crossed it . i do n't plan on changing that now . michael : really ? so , what is this plan of yours ? john : i just want to get back to work , you know . and for his own sake , hopefully truman 's found guilty and put in prison . marcie : but he 's not going to get the death penalty , is he ? michael : listen , honey , i understand that you do n't agree with it . marcie : well , it 's not just that . i mean , if spencer is executed , then todd will never find out what happened to his son . michael : oh , i would n't worry too much for todd manning , ok ? with or without spencer 's help , he 's going to find out who his kid is . marcie : yeah , but hopefully todd wo n't go to jail instead of spencer . john : you seem to have a lot of concern for manning . marcie : no , i -- i feel sorry for him . you know , i -- i ca n't imagine what it must be like to be separated from your child , not to know where he is , if he 's in trouble or -- it -- it 's just a lot . john : i sympathize to a point . but if he took the law into his own hands , i would n't have a problem putting him in jail . spencer : let me guess -- ahem . i know what you 're thinking -- you 're thinking that if you kill me , that you can win over johnny boy 's heart , right ? natalie : you think i want to kill you ? spencer : does n't everybody ? natalie : hmm . spencer : you got to admit -- make an awfully nice christmas present for john . natalie : well , john would not be too sad to see you dead . but what john wants is to see you punished for his father 's murder . spencer : oh , here we go again . natalie : and since he ca n't be here himself , i 've decided to come by and make sure you 're as bad off as i heard you were . spencer : well , as long as it makes sense to you , natalie . the points is , i really wo n't be here that long . natalie : no . no , you wo n't . you 'll be back at wingdale . and as soon as the shrinks figure out that you 're faking insanity , you 'll go right back to trial . spencer : i 'm as sane as you are , natalie , if not more so . the difference is , i 'm not deluding myself with who killed your boyfriend 's daddy . natalie : really ? so are you admitting that you did it ? well , it 's about time , spencer . ca n't wait to tell john . cristian : merry christmas . evangeline : merry christmas . cristian : all right . you know i 'm not that great with speeches . but this -- this past year turned out to be pretty incredible . evangeline : in spite of your hand and -- and losing the big fight ? cristian : well , you got me through it . your love made me strong . and i wanted to get you something that showed you just how much i love you . something really , really special . evangeline : oh . cristian , you know , i love you , but -- but i think this is really -- we have n't really talked about this , and i -- i really think maybe this is too soon . cristian : hold on a second . hold on a second . evangeline : cristian -- cristian : just open the box . open the box . evangeline : oh , cristian -- oh -- i love it . cristian : you thought it was a ring , though . evangeline : well , nora -- she -- she was -- she said to me yesterday that -- that christmas is official proposal day , so i -- so -- cristian : is it ? evangeline : no . no , it 's not . she was trying to freak me out , to just -- cristian : so wait a minute . if i asked you to marry me right now , you would say just no just like that ? no `` let me think about it , `` or -- evangeline : you want to ask me to marry you ? cristian : hypothetically speaking . if i asked you to marry me , you 'd say no ? evangeline : i love you . i would say `` i love you . `` but you know , it 's really -- cristian : i love you , too . i 'm just kidding . i know it 's too soon . evangeline : ok , i have something for you , too . cristian : ok . evangeline : ok . ok . cristian : oh , no way . evangeline : open it . open it . ok . i know it 's no substitute . and i -- i -- but i know you 're an artist , and i wanted to get you something , you know , that you could use because you have a great eye . you are a great artist , cristian . i will not let you give that up . do you like it ? cristian : it 's amazing . you 're amazing . merry christmas . evangeline : merry christmas . nash : hey . jessica : merry christmas . nash : merry christmas to you . look , it 's mommy . jessica : oh , hello , baby girl . are you having a good christmas with your daddy , huh ? nash : she is having an amazing christmas . santa claus has been very good to her . jessica : yeah ? it 's a nice jacket . nash : yeah . tess gave it to her . jessica : she has good taste . nash : so , was santa claus good to you ? jessica : yeah . um -- i got the locket you gave me . um -- but i ca n't accept it . nash : why not ? jessica : because i 'm concerned about what it means . nash : well , what did you think it meant ? jessica : it just seems really personal , nash . nash : open it . you have n't opened it . open it up . it 's not going to bite you . open it , open it , open it . jessica : ok , ok . huh . it 's bree . nash : of course it is . jessica : oh , i 'm so sorry . nash : it 's so you can , you know , have her close -- close to your heart , like we -- jessica : i know . nash : we talked about . jessica : thank you . thank you . i get it . nash : well , i wanted to thank you for inviting me to spend christmas with her . jessica : you do n't have to thank me for that . nash : that 's not all . i also wanted to thank you -- antonio : merry christmas . jessica : hi ! what a nice surprise . antonio : yeah , well , the work thing was a little quicker than i thought . i got your message that you were coming over , so i thought i 'd meet you here . antonio : merry christmas , nash . nash : yeah . antonio : merry christmas , baby . jessica : um -- look -- look at what nash got me for christmas . antonio : oh , that 's -- jessica : it 's got a picture of bree inside . antonio : oh , that 's nice . here , let me . jessica : oh , thanks . viki : rex . merry christmas . rex : you , too . viki : i 'm so glad you 're here . rex : thanks . viki : everything ok ? rex : sure , i guess . viki : is adriana still upset about what dorian did to her ? rex : the thing is , her anger towards her mother is eating her up inside . i 've done some pretty awful things myself . but if adriana would have never forgiven me , we would n't be together . so why ca n't she give her the same break ? viki : yeah . hey ! bo : merry christmas . viki : merry christmas , bo . excuse me . bo : and you , too , balsom . rex : yeah , you , too . bo : what 's this ? rex : do n't get all weepy , but i got you a gift . bo : oh , well , i 'll try to control the tears in my eye . rex : i thought you 'd enjoy a night at the opera with paige . kidding . they 're for a sixers game . bo : you serious ? center court on the floor ? whoa -- wait a minute ? where 'd you score tickets like this ? rex : one of the players comes into uv all the time . i figured you 'd maybe like to take paige and matthew -- you know , whoever else . bo : oh , man , paige and matthew -- they love basketball . and so does clint ! kidding ! no , here you go . see you at courtside , balsom . roxy : holidays have a way of rekindling old flames , if you catch my drift . clint : actually , i do n't . roxy : well , you and viki are looking mighty cozy today . viki : joey made this when he was 5 years old . he was very proud of it . adriana : never had the chance to make ornaments for dorian 's tree . ah , she probably would n't have put them on . too homemade - looking . viki : yeah . you know , when natalie came back into my life , she was really , really angry with me because i had n't raised her . but somehow , she managed to get past all that anger , and i 'm very lucky to have her in my life . adriana : well , she 's lucky to have you . viki : i 've made some terrible mistakes as a mother . there are times i do n't sleep at night when i think of the things that i did to my children . adriana : they do n't blame you . viki : no , they do n't -- which makes me the lucky one . they 've forgiven me . adriana : well , you 're easy to forgive . viki : honey -- huh -- as different as dorian and i are , we share one thing in common . we really love our children . adrian my mother has a strange way of showing it . viki : yes , she does , but what else is new ? look , we both know she 's never going to change . but , adriana , i know that she loves you very , very much , and i know that you love her , too . otherwise , you would n't be so hurt and so angry . adriana : it 's like this cloud hanging over me all the time . and i hate it . viki : you can make it go away , you know . forgiveness is in your heart . you look for it there and you 'll find it . and i hope you 'll use it . dorian : la boulaie , bon noel . oh , david -- hi . how are you ? no , no . i -- no , not at all . everything 's just fine . in fact , i -- just a minute ! i 'll be right there ! i have people over , and i have to run . but , darling , darling , happy , happy , happy holidays . bye - bye . antonio : merry christmas , nash . jessica : here , let me -- nash : yeah . jessica : want me to take her ? nash : of course . jessica : thank you . oh ! nash : ribbons and everything . nash : it 's -- it 's a building construction contract with a contractor . antonio : yeah , it 's to -- to finish the rest of the buildings in the winery . nash : this is too much . antonio : no . listen , we -- we insist . and besides , i 'm an investor now . so it 's in my best interest that this place is up and running as soon as possible . nash : thank you . jessica : um -- we should celebrate . huh . nash : yeah . hey , i -- i just happen to have a bottle of my best california champagne . i was -- i was going to give it to you for christmas . merry christmas . antonio : all right . well , let 's -- let 's open it now . nash : yeah . jessica : what should we toast to ? antonio : uh -- that we -- that we get everything we want in the new year . evangeline : hmm . cristian : happy ? evangeline : very . cristian : me , too . evangeline : you 're not mad at me for freaking out before , are you ? cristian : are you kidding ? i got a girlfriend that gives me everything i want without demanding a ring . it 's amazing . evangeline : does n't make me sound very smart , does it ? cristian : but you know that there will be a day when i 'll want to settle down , have kids . evangeline : me , too . but right now , i have everything i want . talia : go home . go home to your family . i 'll cover for you . officer : oh , thanks , talia . and merry christmas . talia : merry christmas , ed . spencer : oh , do n't worry , spence . christmas is just coming a little late for you this year , that 's all . but old st. nick -- he still has a couple of gifts waiting for you . is n't that right , santa ? clint : you know , there was a lot of warmth in that room today . viki : and a lot of happiness . clint : yes . well , i should get going . viki : i 'll walk you out . oh . nobody noticed the mistletoe . hmm . clint : merry christmas . viki : merry christmas . dorian : great . ah . adriana : merry christmas , mom . dorian : merry christmas , darling . john : you should n't have . natalie : yeah . need help ? john : no . natalie : ok . john : ah . it 's definitely not st. jude . natalie : no . that 's because -- well , you 're not a lost cause anymore . it 's in honor of st. donwen . well , she made a wish to ask god to look kindly on the hopes and dreams of true lovers . john : well , she is the patron saint of lovers . natalie : yeah . john : yeah . it 's beautiful thank you . natalie : yeah . john : i -- well , i got something for you , too . it 's not much , but -- natalie : oh , thanks . natalie : it 's beautiful . thank you . john : open it to the marked page . i wrote something . natalie : `` dinner at the palace . `` john : hopefully , i 'll be out of the hospital by then . natalie : great . i ca n't wait . john : hopefully , it wo n't be just any old dinner , either . i wish i could kiss you right now . natalie : i wish i could kiss you , too . john : soon . i love you , natalie . natalie : i love you , john .
spencer did n't realize that paige had gotten her license back and could practice medicine again . he still feels that she should n't be working on him . she does n't think it makes a difference since everyone wants to kill him anyway . bo has posted a guard at the door just in case anyone wants to kill him . michael and marcie come to see john and are surprised to see that natalie is n't wearing the engagement ring . michael sits with john who tells natalie she should go and be with her family . she tells that she and michael has a surprise . john is going to be transferred to llanview hospital where michael can look after him and john can be closer to home . natalie does go to see her family and is surprised to see roxy there . `` you were the one who invited me , `` roxy says . natalie forgot . roxy knows that all that the girl has john on the brain and not much else . natalie says his to a few people at the christmas celebration at her house and then she is gone again . she goes to the llanview hospital to see spencer . at first the cop does n't want to let her in the room but then he knows her uncle so he lets her through . spencer immediately wants to know what she is doing there . `` oh i just came to give john his christmas present , `` she says grinning . natalie tells that she has just there to see that he is as bad off as she thought . she ca n't wait to tell john that . jessica finds an extra gift under the tree with her name on it . viki watches as she opens it . it is a gold locket with a heart at the bottom . jessica is n't as thrilled as viki would expect and so she guesses correctly that the gift was from nash and not antonio . jessica finds it to be too personal and heads out to nash 's vineyard where he is visiting with bree . she tells him that she ca n't accept it , she says to him . she does n't know what it means . he can see that she has n't even opened it yet . she opens the heart and finds a picture of bree inside . she gets it now and they laugh . antonio arrives unexpectedly and is happy to find the two . john and natalie exchange gifts . she gets him a jewelry piece it is the patron saint of lovers . her gift will be dinner at the palace as soon as he can make it there . `` it wo n't be any old dinner either . i wish that i could kiss you now . i love you natalie , `` he tells her . `` i love you john . `` talia relieves the cop watching spencer 's door . she looks in the man 's room and sees that he is asleep . she closes the door and goes back to her post . he is n't really sleeping and he spencer talks to himself . `` do n't worry spencer , christmas will just be coming a little late this year ai n't that right santa ? ``
[ knock on door ] mitch : how lovely of you to visit me so late . hmm . especially considering your -- well , your delicate condition . you must be exhausted , not to mention terrified . stacy : hmm . terrified of what ? mitch : why , of little old me , of course . you 've undoubtedly heard that i murdered jared banks . [ scene_break ] jared : hi , sparky . rex : hey , nattie . you okay ? natalie : yeah . sorry . recent - widow syndrome : imagining dead husband all over the place . rex : i 'm sorry . i was on my way to the carriage house and i saw you . i thought you might like some company . natalie : it 's so late . you know , i 'm sure gigi 's waiting for you at home . [ scene_break ] schuyler : okay . okay . wow . sorry . this is like , what , the third time i 've lost my mind and gone all kissing bandit on you when it 's not what you wanted or needed or asked for ? gigi : why do n't you let me figure out what i want and need and am asking for ? [ scene_break ] nora : how was matthew ? did he have a lot of questions ? bo : hmm ? yeah . ahem . he wanted to know why we were all staying here instead of the house . nora : yeah . and dani was a little weirded out , too . here we told her that we were gon na have all this room , and she ends up back at the very hotel that her mother 's living at . we told her she was gon na have a nice stable environment . i did n't have the heart to tell her that dear old uncle clint had pulled a shotgun on us after we admitted that we had fallen in love behind his back . [ scene_break ] clint : no , thanks . i mean , i appreciate the invitation , kim , but i just do n't think i 'd be very good company . kim : do n't worry about that . we can just eat popcorn , watch a bad late - night horror movie , and just hang out . clint : `` hang out `` ? at your place ? kim : why not ? why should you be in that big old house thinking about your wife and your brother when you do n't have to ? clint : i 'm gon na do some work , kim . but thanks for the invitation . in fact , thanks for everything . nigel : about the occurrences here today , is there anything i can do ? clint : no , nigel . there 's nothing to be done . it 's over . nigel : i 'm very sorry to hear that , sir . clint : yeah . so am i . [ scene_break ] bo : i do n't get it . we decided to wait . we were gon na see how things played out with dani . then we would tell clint . nora : i did n't tell him . i swear i did n't tell him . he already knew . bo : yeah , but how did he know ? nora : i do n't know ! i have no idea . i do n't know . all i know is that after you and dani and matthew left , i went looking for him to tell him that i was home , and i found him -- in bed with another woman . [ scene_break ] nigel : are you in need of something ? clint : yeah . i need to get the hell out of here ! nigel : then allow me to assist you with a reservation . the palace restaurant , perhaps ? clint : dinner is not what i 'm after , nigel . renee : oh , nigel , where is everybody ? nigel : madam , you 're up . renee : nigel , how long have you known me ? nigel : quite some time , madam . renee : and how many times have i told that when a man calls me `` madam , `` it has a whole different meaning than the one you 're after ? nigel : so sorry , ma -- ohh . i 'm afraid i am not myself tonight . renee : you and me both . i thought that nora and matthew were coming back -- what is that doing out ? nigel : i regret to tell you that mrs. buchanan and mr. matthew wo n't be living here anymore . renee : and the shotgun is out ? bo and nora must 've fallen in love again . [ scene_break ] bo : clint was in bed with someone ? nora : his assistant . bo : sandra ? nora : oh , god , no . it was a younger , trampier piece of work that clint hired to replace her . i thought he was sick -- that 's why he was n't returning our calls and why he was in bed so early -- until she came slithering out from underneath the covers . hmm ! ohh . he was all like it 's just another day at the office , you know ? `` nora , dear , do you mind waiting outside while my whore gets dressed ? and , oh , by the way , i know what you did last summer . `` bo : oh , man . that must 've been fun . nora : the fun was just beginning . after his slut left , he proceeded to tell me how they -- how they got together . the first kiss was the -- the night at the lodge before our wedding . how he -- how he continued to marry me and make me believe that he was happy , and that he -- he loved me . all the while , he was falling more deeply in love with her . bo : so this assistant let him use her to -- to pay you back ? nora : hmm . it gets better than that , bo . you see , clint and kim -- nora : that 's her name . kim . nice . anyway , they -- they were n't having an affair at all . they were just putting it all on for show so that i would know how he felt . and it worked . bo : i 'm so sorry . nora : you know , it was n't the -- it was n't so much the shock of seeing another woman in my bed . it was more the depth of the anger and the bitterness that was in clint 's eyes . and how much i hurt him by falling in love with you . [ scene_break ] schuyler : do you think maybe we could start over ? like , hit the rewind button and just go back to the part where you said -- gigi : no , we ca nt , schuyler . we 're past that : redos , do - overs . you did n't trip and fall on my lips . you wanted to kiss me . and i -- schuyler : and you did n't . gigi : i did not say that . schuyler : yeah , but me putting the moves on you is -- is kind of gon na complicate things . gigi : this whole situation 's complicated . schuyler : yeah , but it 's not sleazy . not yet . gigi : meaning ? schuyler : i -- i want to be with you so badly , you have no idea . but you 're still with rex . gigi : i 'm trying to figure it out , how i feel about him . ohh ! schuyler : i know how you feel about him . you love him . you share a child . gigi : and how i feel about you . schuyler : well , you know what ? you want me . but other than that , we do n't know . and you cheating on rex with me is not gon na help you figure this out . gigi : so what do we do ? go on a date ? schuyler : actually , i have a better idea . [ scene_break ] natalie : it 's nights like this there are just so many memories . i mean , just a little over a year ago , jared and i were camped out here trying to figure out how we were gon na take care of bree and chloe while jessica was in the hospital . yeah , we were so exhausted from the midnight feedings and the changing of the diapers and chasing bree all over the house . but we were loving it , you know ? it kind of made us wonder what it would be like to have kids of our own . and , you know , what -- what 's crazy is i started wishing that jared got me pregnant . you know , like jessica was when nash died ? because i ju -- i just want something of jared to hold onto . i want his baby . rex : is it possible you could be pregnant ? [ scene_break ] mitch : it 's good to have an ally . i believe you 're the only one i have in this town . stacy : me your ally ? on what planet ? mitch : do n't play games with me . i know my son impregnated you . stacy : okay , everybody in this town knows i 'm pregnant with rex 's baby . mitch : i also know that this baby is the only chance you have at winning rex . stacy : still not seeing how that makes me your ally . mitch : all right . you want rex at any cost , so let 's make a deal . you give me what i want , and i will make sure that rex and you spend the rest of your lives together . [ scene_break ] oliver : uh , where were you ? ofc . johns : i walked mayor lord to the elevator . i was just gone a few minutes . oliver : okay , you 're not supposed to leave laurence alone . [ scene_break ] stacy : you can help me get rex ? how ? mitch : i 've been watching you . i know the extreme measures you have taken to steal my son 's heart . i even know the lengths that you went to to procure the stem cells that saved my grandson 's life . stacy : and you have a problem with that ? [ scene_break ] natalie : jared and i were waiting to start a family . so there 's no way i 'm pregnant unless there 's some miracle or the birth control malfunctioned . so i have nothing left . rex : nattie , you might not believe this now , but you 've got plenty left . okay ? you 've got this huge , big family that loves you . you have me . natalie : but now you 're jessica 's blood brother . rex : and you 're her blood sister . so do you know what that makes all of us ? natalie : screwed up ? connected to mitch ? rex : family by blood and by choice . best of both worlds . [ scene_break ] mitch : i admire your tenacity , stacy . i applaud your insidious plotting . i even helped with your endeavor . stacy : that nurse . that -- that weird woman that showed up out of nowhere with all that extra blood in case shane needed it . huh . she did n't just show up out of nowhere , did she ? you sent her to me , right ? [ scene_break ] gigi : we are in a cabin in the middle of the woods where no one can hear me scream . so what is your idea ? throwing a hockey mask on and chasing me around with that thing ? schuyler : gigi , you need to make this place feel more like home before -- before shane comes up . so what do you say ? [ country accent ] we head out into them there woods ? we find us a perfect tree that we can cut down and decorate ? gigi : christmas tree ? schuyler : [ normal voice ] yeah . why not ? gigi : i was totally wishing for one . [ scene_break ] stacy : you made sure i got that blood , did n't you ? mitch : it hardly matters , does it ? you allowed rex to steal the blood right out of your hands . stacy : ohh . he hated me more than ever after that . mitch : yes , but now you 're carrying his child , and he will cleave to you . stacy : i would love that more than anything . why should i believe you when rex does n't want anything to deal with you ? mitch : yes , but remember he once felt the same way about you . and look where you are today . stacy : you 're really creepy . you know that ? so how do you know so much about me ? what do you want from me ? [ scene_break ] renee : the last thing i ever thought would happen is that nora would cheat on clint with his brother . nigel : shattering . renee : you know , clint should not be alone at a time like this . do you know where he is ? nigel ? nigel : i 'm sorry , but i have even more disconcerting news to report . [ scene_break ] clint : i pulled a shotgun on bo and nora tonight . kim : you did n't ... clint : shoot ? no , no . but , by god , i could have . kim : you are one crazy dude . [ scene_break ] nora : what a night , huh ? bo : do you think that clint 's assistant could 've found out about us and then she told him ? nora : i have -- i do n't know how she could 've . i 've never even seen this woman before . it does n't matter how he found out . he found out . and his reaction was worse than either one of us even imagined . [ scene_break ] clint : the gun was n't loaded . but in that moment -- in that moment , i wanted to blow their heads off . kim : who can blame you ? clint : i can , according to bo . according to bo , there 's no one to blame for all of this except me . [ scene_break ] nora : i knew clint would be hurt and furious . but it 's one thing to think about it , another to live through it . i was scared to death . bo : clint never would 've fired that gun . nora : but he wanted to . i could see it in his eyes . god . that 's what i pushed him to : jumping into bed with a flunky on the payroll , having him pull a shotgun on his brother . he 's right . i have destroyed the family . [ scene_break ] clint : maybe bo is right . maybe i never should 've married his ex - wife to begin with . [ scene_break ] bo : we 're not gon na do this . we both hate that we hurt clint , but we 're not gon na blame ourselves . [ scene_break ] kim : hey , you ca n't blame yourself . you never know who you 're gon na fall in love with . [ scene_break ] bo : we fell in love , nora . now , i do n't regret it . do you ? [ scene_break ] kim : you fell for nora . she played with your heart fast and loose . that makes her a fool in my book . look , i know you 're hurting , but she 's the one who lost . i mean that . [ scene_break ] nora : i will never be sorry for loving you . because i ca n't fight this . god knows i 've tried . bo : i do n't want to fight it . nora : but how do we get past the hurt that we caused your brother when he needed us the most ? when his daughter was grieving for her husband ? [ scene_break ] rex : all i want to do is help you . natalie : i know . and i wish you could . but you should go . gigi is waiting for you at home . rex : no , she is n't . [ scene_break ] schuyler : i could n't do it . i could not bring myself to make the first cut to that innocent little tree . gigi : i had no idea you were a tree - hugger . schuyler : i ca n't fish either . road kill makes this grown man cry . and if a wildlife fund or a humane society calls me asking for money ? pfft . forget it . i 'll give them the shirt off my back . gigi : you know what ? schuyler : what ? gigi : i 'm just realizing that our relationship has been all about rex or stacy or me , and i -- i really do n't know you at all . schuyler : well , you know , some chicks dig mystery . gigi : i 'm gon na dig finding out more secrets even bigger than the fact that you ca n't kill a fly . schuyler : why would i care what idiot she slept with ? kim : because , you big dummy , it 's you . you 're the father . schuyler : oh , i 've got a few whoppers . gigi : like what ? [ scene_break ] stacy : yeah , i 've heard a lot about you , too . at least enough to know that having you on my side is n't necessarily a good thing . mitch : yes , well , the game of telephone is over . so judge for yourself what you see and what you hear . stacy : i will once you tell me what your deal is . mitch : rex has fathered a brand - new baby child , my own flesh and blood . do you know what a gift that is ? stacy : yep . it 's a gift , all right . i just do n't know what that has to do with you . mitch : my daughter jessica has shown me nothing but disloyalty . stacy : she 's sort of a bitch . mitch : and rex ... stacy : okay , look , if you think you 're gon na take rex off to some compound and stick him with 15 wives , think again , buddy . mitch : who said anything about returning to my flock with rex or you ? it 's your baby , my grandchild , that i want to take back with me . [ scene_break ] oliver : you left your post ? ofc . johns : so what ? no one 's in there . oliver : how do you know that ? [ scene_break ] stacy : you want my baby ? you want me to just give you rex 's baby ? mitch : this baby is a fresh start for me , a new beginning . stacy : of what ? mitch : neither jessica nor rex is interested in building my ministry or carrying on my work after i 'm gone . but this new baby can be nurtured by me from birth , shaped and molded so that my rightful heir will continue my work after i leave this earth . stacy : are you serious ? mitch : spare me the disbelief and righteous indignation . you do n't want that baby . what difference does it make to you ? that baby is a means to an end for you , just a way for you to keep a hold on rex . stacy : and when you take it away , what hold will i have ? why do n't you take my sister 's little brat shane ? he 's your grandkid , too . mitch : shane is too old , and rex has already poisoned him against me . i 'm offering you my promise , my word . `` in the beginning was the word , and the word was god . `` stacy : oh , get to the point . your word about what ? mitch : in return for the gift of your baby , i will make sure that you share your life with rex . stacy : rex hates you more than he hates me . and what kind of guarantee can you give me ? mitch : so you 're considering it ? oliver : stacy ? what are you doing here ? this man is very dangerous . you have to go now . stacy : that 's what i was just telling this creep . stay away from me and my baby . i have to go . [ scene_break ] natalie : wait a minute . did something happen between you and gigi ? rex : no . we 're good . we 're great . natalie : rex , come on . rex : look , i 'm not gon na put this on you . natalie : look , i know that when i asked you to go out of town to help me find jared , that you guys were going through kind of a rough patch . did -- did she leave you ? rex : no , she did n't leave me . natalie : then what happened ? rex : her friend , schuyler , that helped get her through this rocky time . natalie : oh . rex : so i -- i told her that she -- that we needed to take a breather so she could figure out who she wants to be with : him or me . natalie : have you lost your mind ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : oh - oh . oh , no . no -- gigi : yes . come on , truth or dare . what 's one of those whopper secrets you 're keeping ? schuyler : you do not seriously expect me to play truth or dare with you . gigi : either answer my question or head back out into the woods in nothing but a sock to cut down my christmas tree . which will it be ? schuyler : i -- i think we previously established that i can harm neither flora nor fauna . gigi : the truth it is . schuyler : i did n't like the idea of you being up here without a christmas tree . gigi : not budging , joplin . schuyler : gigi , if i told you everything there is to know , you would run screaming back to rex . gigi : i already know that you were in love with my witch of a sister who has caused me more grief than any human being ever has . if i got past that , i can get past anything . schuyler : hey . look . the perfect tree . [ scene_break ] oliver : hey . you seem upset . did -- did mitch threaten you ? stacy : no . oliver : hey , you got to be careful , stacy . he 's -- he 's sick . and you 've got that baby to think about . stacy : that 's what i 'm doing : thinking about my baby . oliver : listen , i do n't mean to be -- i do n't know . i just -- i feel sort of connected to you . that night that we spent together , when you took me home with you after rodi 's , my whole life was turned around . and i ca n't help but think that -- you know , i mean if things had been even a little different , that -- that could 've been my baby that you 're carrying . stacy : right . well , um , i 'd better get home . [ scene_break ] nigel : i fear mr. buchanan is with his new assistant kimberly . renee : kimberly ? nigel : a young woman from las vegas who maneuvered her way into the company by claiming jared hired her before he died . renee : i have n't even met the girl , and already i want to slap her . nigel : oh , that 's not all . i have no doubt she 's responsible for the news about commissioner buchanan and ms. nora coming out . renee : young female from vegas . va - va - voom , i presume ? nigel : if you find refuse appealing . renee : mm - hmm . yeah . i know the type . ha ha ha . back in the days when i was still in the game , i knew hookers with hearts of gold and hookers who sold their hearts and everything else for gold . nigel : i can assure you kimberly is of the latter variety . what can we do about this -- this ... renee : slut ? nigel : precisely . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] kim : you know what ? you 're a great guy . clint : i 'm old enough to be your father . kim : but you 're not . clint : i got boots older than you . i should be going . kim : right . you should be home in that stuffy old study of yours , and i should be out at some dance club with some young , creepy dude slobbering all over me . is that it ? clint : if that 's what you want . kim : no , thanks . i had enough of that while i was st -- clint : while you were what ? kim : uh , when i was ... dating a younger guy -- clint : do n't even bother . kim : excuse me ? clint : i had you checked out . your résumé . it 's fiction . you were a stripper in sin city . kim : so why did n't you fire me ? clint : i did n't fire you because , well , i thought you 'd come in handy someday . and you did . i liked having you in my bed tonight when nora walked in . kim : i wanted to do that for you . clint : but i have several other questions that i 'd like an answer to . kim : shoot . clint : did you actually have an interview with my son - in - law ? and did jared really hire you before he died ? or is that a lie , too ? [ scene_break ] renee : this house is not going to seem like a home anymore without matthew and nora . nigel : around this time i 'd be making up a snack for young matthew , helping him hide his christmas presents for the family . why did this have to happen ? renee : oh , nigel , love is a runaway train . it waits for nothing and no one . asa , you always believed that bo and nora would get together . you wanted it . huh . but not at clint 's expense . [ scene_break ] nora : i got to find a place to live . we ca n't live in this hotel forever . dani and matthew need a home . bo : one step at a time , okay ? nora : that 's the problem . i -- i do n't have a clue what the next step is . god , i wish we could 've controlled how clint found out about this . bo : yeah , but do you know what ? he would 've been hurt no matter what . and now it -- it 's out : we love each other . and to deny that would 've hurt all of us , including my brother . [ scene_break ] kim : no . i never interviewed with jared . clint : okay . so my daughter saw right through you even in her grief . what else ? kim : what do you mean ? clint : you did n't stop with only one lie , did you ? what else did you do ? kim : um , like , um -- clint : um , like pencil yourself into jared 's calendar , and then slip a bogus thank - you note into his mail ? kim : oh . right . right . that 's what i was doing in his office . i wanted to make it look like we 'd met . but i guess all i did was make you suspicious and natalie want to poke my eyes out . not that she did n't have every right to be mad at me . clint : why did you do all of this ? the private investigator said that you 're not connected to anyone who 's trying to harm or take over b.e . so why ? kim : to meet you . are you gon na fire me ? stacy : oh . kim : oh , hi . stacy : god , i 'm starving . you know what ? i 'm gon na -- i 'm gon na go get a bite to eat . clint : do n't -- do n't leave on my account . i 'm on my way out . kim : uh , you can spend the night if you want . clint : might want to quit while you 're ahead . kim : got it . get out ! see ? i 'm a quick study . stacy : is that your limo downstairs ? clint : it is , yeah . kim , thank you . i needed this . kim : should i come by b.e . tomorrow ? clint : well , yeah . of course . but the next time you tell your boss that you 're gon na match him shot for shot , make sure you 're up to the challenge . kim : i 'm really sorry about your wife and your brother . it really sucks . clint : it does . it does . stacy : holy crap , you work fast ! uh , do i even need to ask how it went ? kim : you first . what happened with mitch laurence ? stacy : um , well , he promised me rex . [ scene_break ] rex : i could n't think of what else to do ! gigi has feelings for another man . they 're not going away . how can i live with that ? how can she ? natalie : she 's confused . i mean , maybe this thing with schuyler 's just a crush . it 'll pass . rex : okay . when ? natalie : life is too short for you just to let go of gigi . okay ? you need to go after her and tell her that you love her , that you guys belong together . because do you know how much i regret every second i did n't spend with jared ? go get gigi and bring her home . rex : how about i go pay the sitter , grab shane , get a movie , and come back here ? you could use the distraction , right ? natalie : no . i 'm okay . rex : you want to stay here and remember jared ? natalie : that 's the plan . rex : i love you , sis . natalie : i love you , too , rex . gigi is still here , rex . do n't let her become a memory . [ scene_break ] nora : i 'm gon na go and check on the kids . and i 've got to tell téa that i 've got dani here at the hotel . bo : you 're welcome to come back after that . nora : i think i 'm gon na go to my own room and put my feet up and unwind . it 's kind of been a crappy day . bo : you think ? it 's gon na be okay for all of us . nora : really ? when ? good night , bo . bo : good night , red . [ scene_break ] nigel : mr. buchanan . renee : oh , clint . there you are . clint : what ? you need something ? renee : yes , actually . a gin rummy partner . money says i 've got a couple of good hands in me before i turn in . and nigel has to polish the silver . what do you say ? clint : nigel , you are officially relieved of your polishing duties for this evening . okay ? you guys have fun . nigel : sir , are you sure ? clint : i 'm sure , yeah . oh , i saw the christmas lights from outside . beautiful job . see you in the morning . [ scene_break ] kim : clint drank me under the table . when i was totally defenseless , he told me he knew everything : how i faked my resume , how i lied to get the job . stacy : and he still did n't fire you ? kim : no . and if he did n't fire me , it means he wants to have ... stacy : well , yeah . i mean , come on . no kidding . he 's a man . if sex is all he wanted , he could pay for that . but i do n't know . to keep you around after he knew everything you did ? i wonder what the catch is . kim : i was wondering the same thing about you and that mitch laurence . [ scene_break ] [ mitch whistles ] oliver : what are you so happy about ? mitch : god has smiled down on me and rewarded me for all my troubles . oliver : is that right ? god -- god rewarded you ? mitch : praise the lord , my brood is growing . my son has created a child in my image . [ scene_break ] kim : you should look that gift horse in the mouth , girlfriend . if that nut job 's gon na give you rex , he 's bound to want something big in return . [ scene_break ] mitch : my blood is coursing through my progeny 's veins . because i am -- i 'm alive inside that child . i can never die . no matter what , i will live on . i will live on there in the twinkle of an eye or the gesture of a hand , the music of a laugh . i 'm sorry that you , as a homosexual , will likely never experience the delight of offspring . i regret that you -- you ca n't be as happy as i am at this moment , officer fish . you 'll never know this feeling , the -- the joy of expecting a grandchild . holding a piece of yourself , a miracle of immortality , the gift of life replacing life . [ scene_break ] jared : what 's it say ? natalie : i ca n't look . jared : yes , you can . for me ? accidents happen . maybe we slipped . natalie : nope . we did n't slip . and now i have nothing left of you . jared : yes , you do . you have memories , sparky . and you always will . [ scene_break ] schuyler : it 's like a star . [ gigi gasps ] schuyler : what 's wrong ? gigi : look ! it 's snowing ! schuyler : oh , wow .
clint accepts kim 's invitation to come over and drink and talk to her . he confides in her about bo and nora . but he admits to her that he checked her out and knows that she lied about her work history . he knows that she was a stripper in vegas and questions whether it 's really true that jared hired her . knowing that she is lying , he still does not seem suspicious of her however . bo and nora wonder what they are going to do . so do nigel and renee while they wait for clint to return home . mitch tells stacy he knows that she will stop at nothing in order to win her son 's heart . and he tells her that he wants her child , his grandchild , to `` join his flock `` . meanwhile , however , fish guards the door to mitch 's hospital room and appears very `` protective `` to stacy knowing that she is pregnant and that it could `` have been `` his child . does that mean that it is his child ? rex wants to forget about his bad situation with gigi . but natalie urges her brother not to give up since he has the chance to make things right with gigi , the way she never will again with jared . she then goes to see if she might be pregnant and have something of jared 's that can live on . but she is distraught to find out she is not going to have jared 's baby . rex goes to find gigi in her new place . but when he looks in the window , he sees her happily with schuyler .
[ kiss ] jack : come on , sam . we ca n't be late for aunt dorian 's big moment . dorian : thank you . thank you all for coming . as mayor of llanview , i 'm honored to be here as we light this tree as an invitation to all of llanview to celebrate this season of peace , compassion , and good will to all . let the holiday begin ! woman : oh ! man in santa costume : oh , ho , ho , ho , ho ! dorian : oh ! look who 's here , children . oh , what a surprise , santa . [ scene_break ] echo : you know , i ca n't even imagine eggnog without bourbon in it . charlie : will you just give it a try here , hmm ? echo : okay , okay . ooh , ooh . mmm . charlie : hmm ? echo : ooh . ooh , that 's luscious . yum . charlie : viki , eggnog ? viki : yes . i 'm just going to get the turkey in the oven first , okay ? echo : oh , you know what ? let me help you with that , because you 've just been slaving away and -- oh , oh , oh . the breast side is up . viki : what are you doing ? echo : well , if you start the turkey with the breast side down , then it wo n't get too brown . viki : yeah , but then you can not baste it , can you ? echo : well , it 's just the way i 've always done it . viki : yeah , well , it 's not the way i do it . [ scene_break ] [ christmas music playing ] vimal : mr. buchanan , merry christmas . and thank you for my bonus . it was very generous . clint : the least i could do . vimal : and i hope your family has a happy christmas , as well , now that you know that brody lovett is the father of your daughter 's baby , and that rex balsom is n't your son . clint : vimal -- be quiet . i pay you for your silence , got it ? [ scene_break ] jessica : [ gasps ] oh ! yay ! natalie : it 's so good ! oh , my gosh . [ doorbell rings ] jessica : my goodness . and look at you . brody : hey . glad you could make it . john : merry christmas . brody : any word on the ford case ? john : ballistics came back a match . we had to charge nate salinger . brody : he say anything yet ? john : nope , not a word . [ scene_break ] ford : here 's to a family tradition . christmas eve pizza . what 's the matter ? it feels a little like home , right ? james : we 're not dodging dad 's beer bottles . ford : ah , so that 's what we 're missing . look , james , it 's going to be okay . james : how 's it going to be okay , bobby ? our kid brother is in jail for killing our dad . you know , ca n't we just forget christmas ? [ scene_break ] langston : how 's hope ? starr : you saw her . she practically cried the whole way home from statesville . but she finally fell asleep . langston : well , at least you got to give cole his christmas presents today . starr : after the guards tore them apart looking for whatever it is they look for . langston : well , he still seemed really happy to get them . that 's something , right ? starr : it is . but without cole , it just is n't christmas . [ scene_break ] jack : only one ? shoot . that 's not santa . that 's an old guy in a crummy suit . sam : is not ! jack : wake up , sam . santa is not -- [ mumbling ] blair : sam -- dorian , will you watch sam just a minute ? dorian : come , sweetheart . come be in the picture . blair : stop it . do not ruin christmas for your little brother . [ scene_break ] kelly : hello . joey : hey . kelly : hey . you missed dorian 's big `` good will to all `` speech . [ joey chuckles ] aubrey : it 's my fault we 're late . joey : oh , well , not completely . aubrey : true . you were the one who gave me that spectacular gift , and i had to thank you properly for it . [ scene_break ] jessica : come on , sugarplum . let 's go put your christmas dress on . brody : okay . oh , no , not me ? jessica : not you . the other sugarplum . brody : right . natalie : okay , which one is mine ? 3 shakes , i can tell you what it is . john : actually , i -- i bet it only takes one . natalie : oh . should n't i wait ? john : you have one for later . why do n't you open this one now ? [ scene_break ] echo : it will cook more evenly this way . viki : oh , yeah , and this is what ? from your vast experience cook -- just leave it alone ! charlie : echo -- echo , why do n't you help me bring the eggnog out to the family ? echo : yeah , yeah , i 'll be right there . just trust me , viki . you 'll thank me later . viki : oh -- i mean it . i want you to let me do this my way ! it 's my kitchen ! echo : just give it a try . viki : oh ! well , i guess this is the `` later `` part , when i 'm supposed to thank you . [ cell phone rings ] viki : hello ? dorian : merry christmas , viki . how 's it going with echo ? viki : ha ha ha ha ha . we are hours away from dinner and i am seconds away from throttling that woman . help me ! [ scene_break ] gigi : all right , it 's time to go . shane : come on , i 'm fine . it 's not even cold . gigi : your father is still recovering from his accident and we have to get over to viki 's , right ? shane : right . grandma said she was going to make dessert . and grandpa said he had something for me , too . i 'm going to go say good - bye to tyler . gigi : get . grandma and grandpa – rex : i know . it 's still weird . ca n't believe he got there so fast . gigi : how are you doing with your instant family ? rex : i do n't know . gigi : for what it 's worth , charlie and echo were very worried about you when you were in the hospital . rex : yeah , i got that . gigi : and shane seems happy . rex : he does . so it 's all good . let 's go see grandma and grandpa . oh , look , it 's the grinch . did you get a heads - up stealing christmas ? vimal : who was that ? clint : rex balsom . vimal : that 's your -- clint : zip it , vimal . rex is nothing to you . or to me . [ scene_break ] [ slams door shut ] viki : echo is drooling all over the eggnog and charlie , and not in that order . so far , she 's managed to throw the turkey on the floor . i ca n't even imagine what she 's going to do for an encore . she 'll probably burn the house down so that `` chuckles `` can rescue her . dorian : oh , i would n't put anything past that slut . viki : you know , my entire family christmas is now all about echo . dorian , i thought you were going to get rid of her for me . dorian : oh , the wheels are in motion . but it sounds like you can use help tonight . viki : i would say such nice things about you , even in public . dorian : be of good cheer , viki . this is the season for miracles . okay , everybody . time for us to go home . blair : okay , okay . come on , boys . let 's go . dorian : yes . [ scene_break ] charlie : viki , echo feels just terrible about what happened to the turkey . viki : yeah , true . charlie : are you okay ? viki : hmm . actually , i suddenly feel ever so much better . [ scene_break ] aubrey : you know , most men hate shopping , but joey actually likes it . joey : no . you 're inspiring . kelly : hey , there 's your dad . aubrey : oh , no . i should go hide behind the tree . i 'm sure he 's not going to be happy to see me . joey : but he loves kelly . maybe you can go over there and soften him up , and then get him to accept our engagement . [ scene_break ] clint : vimal , i never again want to hear about what you did . i am grateful , you 've been rewarded , now quit while you 're ahead . joey : hey , dad . did you make it in time for the big show ? i heard it was prime dorian . clint : oh . here . take that to the office . go . joey : merry christmas , dad . clint : joey , merry christmas to you , too . hello , kel . kelly : hi . clint : i hope that zane likes that saddle that i sent over to him . kelly : oh , no , he 'll love it . he 'll love it . you know he rides western even without your help . clint : well , i 'm just trying to make sure . joey : hey , will you see you over at mom 's later ? clint : i guess so . joey : what 's up with him ? aubrey : it 's simple . he hates me . [ scene_break ] james : do you think nate really killed dad ? ford : well , they found the gun in his apartment . somebody said they saw him at the motel . james : i do n't believe it . i mean , he hardly knew him . dad never laid a hand on him . nate 's got it together . ford : that 's because he 's never been pushed . in fact , he and mom have had trouble with money . james : yeah , our mom . `` our . `` ford : he 's never been hit . he 's never seen inez hit . and if eddie went after inez , he might have snapped . james : i guess . ford : what ? james : bobby , our -- our dad was murdered , and i do n't feel anything . ford : okay . you 're relieved . or you will be . that man tortured you your entire life . you 're not supposed to feel bad now . james : well , i feel bad for nate . ford : okay , me , too , but there 's nothing we can do about it tonight . james : so what should we do , celebrate ? ford : no , i guess -- huh -- i guess you 're right . christmas is kind of cancelled around here . why do n't you go spend it with starr ? james : this is her first christmas without cole . i have no business being over there . [ scene_break ] langston : you sure you do n't want me to call james and ford ? i 'm sure they 'd come over . starr : uh - uh . no , that does n't feel right . plus , they 're probably at the jail with nate . langston : yeah , but i 'm sure they would n't be there for much longer , especially if their mom 's already there . starr : and dani . i ca n't believe that dani could lose nate the same way that i lost cole . langston : eh -- we do n't know what 's going to happen , okay ? look , dorian and everybody will be home soon . we 'll have a party , open some presents . it 'll be fun . starr : oh , if it were n't for hope , i would go into my room and pull the covers over my head and not wake up until christmas is over . langston : you would skip presents ? really ? you would skip my present ? starr : well , i would n't want to hurt your feelings . [ scene_break ] john : it 's not really a christmas present . go ahead . natalie : it 's your mother 's ring . you 're really giving it to me this time ? john : it did n't feel right last time . natalie : but you 're ready now ? john : yeah . that ring 's been in the family a long time . and now we 're going to be a family . it feels right . natalie : okay . put it on me . john : oh , yeah ? you -- i mean , you 're sure ? i mean , what happened to our secret engagement and all that ? natalie : i do n't care . i changed my mind . we 're going to tell everybody tonight . we 're engaged . john : okay . [ scene_break ] joey : aubrey , my dad does n't hate you . aubrey : he did n't even say hello . joey : that 's just him . tell her , kelly . nobody hates you . my dad is just overprotective . it 's genetic . my grandfather asa was the same way , right ? he 's sure that -- that everyone 's out to get a piece of the buchanan money and his job is to scare away all the gold diggers . i mean , he thinks that everyone who comes into our family is there to bleed us dry . [ scene_break ] echo : okay , i got the turkey all cleaned up and it 's in the oven , breast up , just the way you like it . no one 's ever going to know the difference . charlie : merry christmas . come on in ! echo : oh , look . it 's our family . hi . gigi : merry christmas . can i put these under the tree ? echo : um , you know what ? maybe shane and i could find a place for those ? viki : anytime now , dorian . anytime . [ scene_break ] joey : merry christmas . kelly : thank you . [ joey chuckles ] kelly : goggles . joey : protective eyewear , in case you ever decide to squeeze a lemon again . kelly : ha ha ha ! oh , i will think of you . how do they look ? joey : you 're ready for laps . kelly : great . thank you very much . joey : yeah , you 're welcome . kelly : i have something for you , too . [ scene_break ] langston : oh , my gosh . starr : i thought this might help with your no - sex stress . langston : oh , wow . ha ha . [ scene_break ] james : how much longer till that 6 months is up ? ford : not for a while . thanks . and it might be even longer , now that she thinks i might be a murderer . [ scene_break ] langston : it 's perfect . starr : yes , well , i figured , since we did n't get to take that boxing class , that we would try something different , like yoga . langston : okay . yeah , well , i 'll try anything . except it does n't really matter anymore . i basically accused ford of murdering his father , so i do n't know if he 'll get over that . [ scene_break ] ford : oh , my god . my shirt ! my favorite shirt ! i thought i lost this in high school . dude , where did you find it ? james : i took it . well , you would n't let me borrow it , so i had to steal it . ford : okay . and you 've had it all this time ? james : yeah . i -- i figured it was time i gave it back . ford : well , it 's the only thing i left you with . james : just forget it and try it on , okay ? [ scene_break ] starr : i love my present . thank you . oh , i do not know what i would do without you . langston : is that a smile ? are you feeling a little christmassy ? starr : a little bit . langston : a little bit ? ha ha ha . starr : but i 'm not in the mood to hear cramer women toasts . langston : yeah , um -- okay , well , i got an idea . want to get out of here ? [ scene_break ] ford : okay , that 's it . i 'm not sitting around here like a bunch of christmas losers . it 's christmas . grab your jingle bells , twinkle toes . let 's go . james : where ? you want to go up on the roof and watch for santa ? ford : why not ? you got someplace you 'd rather be ? james : are you serious ? ford : yeah , let 's go . [ scene_break ] sam : shut up ! jack : it 's true . sam : it 's not true ! jack : you should learn the truth now so you get better presents when you know who does the buying . sam : i wrote letters to santa . jack : he 's a myth -- invented by toy stores so they make more money . sam : you 're lying ! jack : sam , where do most of our presents come from ? logan 's -- blair : ya , ya , ya , ya -- stand up here . listen -- listen , your brother -- he does n't know what he 's talking about . santa -- he has lots -- lots of helpers all over the world . why do n't you go run and take your coat off , okay ? and you -- if you ruin this for your brother , all your presents -- your little personal elf will take them back , got it ? jack : yes . blair : yes . excuse me . dorian : you 're excused . oh , i would n't do that if i were you . jack : i 'm just going to shake them . [ scene_break ] charlie : hey , gigi , let me take those for you . come here . shane : you need some help putting those under the tree ? echo : right . you just want to go poke your nose under that tree and find your presents , do n't you ? [ cell phone rings ] echo : oh . excuse me . dorian , this is n't a good time . dorian : do n't hang up . how would you like to make a quick 10 grand ? viki : why do n't we get the eggnog into the other room ? rex : i 'll get it . viki : go ahead . charlie : you can help me . echo : i 'm listening . dorian : come to la boulaie quick , and bring your camera . echo : i 'm spending christmas with my family . dorian : look , do n't you need the money ? this is a civic project for a nice check , and it 'll only take an hour . [ scene_break ] rex : it 's official ? it 's out in the open ? natalie : well , we 're telling everybody tonight . gigi : what about marty ? natalie : uh – rex : i thought you were afraid this would set her off and she 'd spill about brody and the baby ? natalie : i was . rex : what happened ? echo : i have to go run an errand . viki : oh . well , we 'll save you some eggnog . charlie : echo , are you okay ? echo : yeah . yeah , sure . charlie : well , then why are you running off like that , alone ? echo : well , if you want to come with me , i would n't say no . viki : charlie , you are not going to leave with echo . charlie : well , it is the last thing i want to do , but you know what this is . she 's sneaking out for a drink . viki : no , i do n't -- i -- i do n't think so . really . besides , she was the one who said she wanted to take responsibility for herself . echo : so your grandpa and i are just going to run out for a little bit . shane : well , why do both of you have to go ? echo : uh , well , we do n't , really . why do n't you stay with the family ? charlie : echo , if you need m -- echo : charlie , i do n't need a baby - sitter . okay ? and we 're all going to go out for dinner later this -- next week , okay ? and it 's going to be on me -- to make up for this whole mess . okay ? rex : see ya . viki : drive safely . [ scene_break ] clint : oh . it 's a shame you 're not staying . echo : yes , yes . yes , it is . clint : is everybody here ? echo : oh , yeah , everybody 's here . including charlie with his brand - new son and grandson . clint : is n't that sweet ? echo : yes , clint , it is sweet . and what you 're doing to him is evil , trying to make him think he has a family of his own . clint : oh , come on . you 're milking this for everything it 's worth . using it to get close to charlie . so you can drop the moral outrage . echo : where did he go ? where did that guy go ? when did you turn into asa ? because you 're not one little bit of the man who made love to me . clint : oh , that man smartened up a long time ago . echo : really ? well , he 's not smart enough , because he 's the only one who 's alone and bitter . you gave up an incredible son , clint , and grandson . [ scene_break ] john : hi . natalie : hi . john : shall we get this over with ? yeah ? okay . excuse me , everyone . we 're very sorry to interrupt , but we just wanted to say that i asked natalie to marry me and in a temporary lapse in judgment on her part , she said yes . charlie : that 's fantastic ! great ! well , congratulations . mm . [ scene_break ] kelly : i heard yours broke . joey : it was an accident . aubrey felt terrible . kelly : i 'm sure she did . joey : was n't it yours ? kelly : it is , but i thought you would miss yours . joey : i would have . kelly : you did see him first . [ kelly laughs ] joey : i did . i did . but wo n't you miss it , too ? we should share custody . kelly : very good idea . yes . aubrey : oh . sorry i took so long . joey : is everything okay ? aubrey : yeah . it 's fine . is that your clown ? where 'd you find another one ? joey : it was hers . aubrey : oh . that 's so sweet . joey : yeah . aubrey : oh , did you love the goggles ? when i found out that joey was doing that , i laughed so hard . oh , this is my present . kelly : wow . that is exquisite . aubrey : is n't it ? kelly : yeah . aubrey : you spent way too much . joey : oh . you 're worth it . we should probably get going over to mom 's . merry christmas . kelly : merry christmas . joey : bye , kelly . kelly : bye . aubrey : bye . kelly : see ya . aubrey : maybe i should n't wear the bracelet . joey : why not ? aubrey : because then i 'll really look like the gold digger your dad thinks i am . [ scene_break ] clint : congratulations . natalie : thank you , daddy . clint : it 's about time that man made an honest woman out of you . brody : it 's pretty strange , is n't it ? we 're having kids at the same time . we 're both getting married . john : now that you put it that way , that is pretty strange . jessica : and you two are gon na be brothers , or brothers - in - law , at least , and uncles to each other 's kids . brody : works for me . john : i got a little experience with the uncle thing . the rest of it , i 'm not -- brody : we 'll figure it out on the job . john : all right . brody : ha ha . charlie : well , clint , congratulations . clint : thank you , charlie . i 'm glad it 's all working out . charlie : looks like you got a couple more cops in the family now , right ? clint : that 's right . i better be on my best behavior . [ natalie laughs ] [ scene_break ] echo : let 's make it quick . i have to get back to my family . what am i shooting ? dorian : why do n't we go upstairs , shall we ? [ scene_break ] jack : clothes . more clothes . clothes with a belt . sam : boring . jack : and that 's the ugly part of growing up . sam : you should ask santa for toys again . jack : i ca n't ask him for anything . he 's made up . i 'll prove it to you . i 'll take one of the security cameras and put it in here so you can see for yourself . no santa . sam : what 's this ? it 's not wrapped . jack : do n't touch it . it 's from mom 's serial killer husband . showed up after he died . mom wo n't open it . sam : what do you think 's in there ? jack : probably a shrunken head . we should open it for mom . sam : good idea . jack : come on . open up the door . blair : here you go -- where is everybody ? hmm . [ scene_break ] starr : the tree is so pretty this year . look at all the lights . langston : look at the star . starr : can you see it ? james : i can . merry christmas , twinkle . [ scene_break ] dorian : ho ho ho . come on . ha ha . echo : ooh . dorian : is n't it a glorious night ? echo : oh , yeah , for reindeer . so you wan na tell me what we 're doing up here on a freezing roof ? dorian : oh , well , it 's got the best view of the llanview skyline around . echo : so you want pictures of the skyline ? dorian : no , actu -- well , i want pictures of me , me -- excuse me just a moment . show and tell . ha ha ha . yes . can you imagine me dressed as santa , correct , yes , pretending to climb down the chimney with , if you get the camera so that you can see me and the llanview skyline in the background . echo : okay . dorian : yeah . it 'll be great . a mayor who delivers the goods with good cheer . it 'll be -- echo : sounds fabulous . fabulous . dorian : you do a good job , my dear , and there will be 11 more of these for you . echo : whoo ! at 10,000 a pop , i 'm starting to get inspired . dorian : ho ho , and well you should be . echo : well , you go ahead and get that costume on , and then we 'll get this taken care of . quickly . dorian : quickly . just give me a minute , though . i -- dorian : [ stammering ] i 'll be right back . right back . echo : okay . all right . ooh . let 's see here . [ camera 's shutter clicking ] echo : okay . dorian . whoo ! hey . hurry up , dorian . it 's freezing up here . ha ha ha . dorian . dorian ! [ scene_break ] charlie : you are absolutely glowing . you happy ? viki : yes , i am . i think it 's turning out to be a very merry christmas after all . [ scene_break ] echo : [ shivers ] dorian ! dorian , come on ! hurry up ! dorian ? [ scene_break ] blair : oh . where have you been ? dorian : i was just making arrangements for a last - minute gift , that 's all . blair : mm - hmm . dorian : hi , kelly . blair : hey , kelly . you going for a dip ? kelly : no . joey gave me these because i got lemon in my eye . blair : i love that expression . dorian : why do you seem blue ? blair : joey was at angel square , dorian . kelly : with aubrey and her jewelry ! blair : yes , and they seemed very cozy . dorian : look , it might have seemed that way -- kelly : no , no , no , no , no , no . she 's right . they were painfully cute . blair : kelly , it might be time to cut and run . he 's moved on . maybe you should , too . [ scene_break ] charlie : you know , you missed all the excitement . joey : what ? natalie : john and i are engaged . aubrey : oh ! joey : congratulations . aubrey : that 's wonderful news . john : thank you . joey : so we have 3 engagements in the family ? is n't that great , dad ? clint : i think you and your sisters know how i feel about it . joey : can you excuse me ? can i have a word ? jessica : let 's get some eggnog . aubrey : oh . thanks . jessica : okay . joey : dad , it 's christmas , and you might hate it that aubrey 's my fiancée , but she 's also mom 's guest . if you ca n't be happy for us , at least , the very least , be respectful and polite to aubrey . clint : son , are you telling me what to do ? joey : yes . if that 's what it takes . [ scene_break ] kelly : it 's almost time to give up on joey . except you were right . blair : you think i was right ? kelly : there 's something strange about aubrey . she could have skeletons in her closet . blair : like what ? kelly : i do n't know . jessica heard her get a phone call that sounded sketchy , and then she got another one tonight . blair : that 's it ? kelly : well , there 's something , and i need to figure out what it is . blair : sweetheart , you might get hurt again . dorian : now , now , now , now . kelly is right . anyway , cramer women do not back down . cramer women just take the bull by the horns . blair : what ? [ scene_break ] echo : dorian , hurry up . it 's freezing up here . [ pounding on door ] echo : dorian , get back up here . uhh . bitch . [ scene_break ] langston : we 're avoiding christmas eve at our house . ford : yeah , so are we . starr : how 's nate doing ? james : he 's under arrest . they found the gun at his apartment . langston : i 'm so sorry . come on , hope . let 's go for a walk , yeah ? let 's go see the other decorations . come on . james : sorry . it 's been a rough day . starr : yes . it 's been really weird . hope does n't understand that he 's in prison , but it 's like she knows that something 's wrong , and the whole way home , she kept crying , `` daddy , too , daddy , too , `` and i do n't know . maybe it 's a bad idea to bring her , but i have n't seen cole smile like that since i -- james : starr , if it 's weird having me around , just -- starr : no , please . please do n't go . james : so you 're not freaked out about what i said , about not shooting my dad because of you ? starr : no . i 'm not freaked . i 'm glad that you can be my friend . james : me , too . starr : for a while , when you said that you could n't be -- james : no , that was wrong , starr . i 'm definitely your friend . starr : good . because i really need you right now . james : same here . [ scene_break ] langston : i 'm sorry i even considered that you could shoot your dad . ford : do n't be . i wanted to do it , more than once . langston : but you did n't . like you said . ford : yeah , like i said . you can trust me . i 'm a trustworthy guy , right , hope ? right ? what you looking at ? you see these pretty lights over here ? see those lights over there ? langston : you 're good with her . ford : is that so surprising ? [ scene_break ] jessica : did you see what aubrey got us for the baby for christmas ? joey : no , no . she did all the shopping by herself . jessica : it 's a seal . how did you know ? aubrey : oh , joey had mentioned that brody used to be a navy seal , so , you know . brody : well , maybe this guy will be , too . jessica : or girl . brody : it 's fine with me . we 'll save on wardrobe . either way , daddy is gon na be very proud . joey : aww . [ scene_break ] viki : does this need salt ? charlie : oh . mmm . no . it 's perfect . viki : thank you . what was that for ? charlie : just nice to see you smile . viki : why would n't i smile ? charlie : really ? viki : mm - hmm . charlie : you think i do n't know how hard this has been for you ? viki : hey , it 's christmas . my family 's happy and healthy and i am madly in love with my husband . all is right with the world . finally . [ scene_break ] echo : [ shivers ] ooh . if there 's bedbugs in here , i 'm gon na sue her . ooh . ooh . hello ! hello ! someone , i need some help ! hello ! [ scene_break ] jack : 1 , 2 -- sam : it 's him ! it 's santa claus ! jack : no way . sam : he 's on the roof ! jack : it ca n't be . come on . i 'll prove it to you . [ laughter ] blair : hey , boys ! boys ! cocoa ! [ scene_break ] charlie : it 's getting late . viki : yeah , it is . i guess we should eat soon . charlie : echo should 've been back by now . viki : well , we do n't know that . charlie , what are you going to do ? charlie : i 'm gon na let echo make her own mistakes . if she had needed something , she could 've called . viki : and she certainly would have . charlie : so i 'm just going to enjoy the holiday with my lovely wife . [ scene_break ] echo : i need a drink . ooh . echo : hello ! hey ! hey ! [ scene_break ] kelly : do you hear something ? dorian : the wind ? kelly : it sounds like an echo . dorian : [ laughs ] oh . i think we need some music . [ `` hallelujah chorus `` playing ] [ dorian sings along ] [ scene_break ] echo : hellooo ! jack : santa ? ! echo : oh ! sam : see ? i told you . jack : i think he 's stuck . [ scene_break ] jessica : you 're just in time . viki : for ? ooh ! brody : `` ' twas the night before christmas , when all through the house , not a creature was stirring , not even a mouse . the stockings were hung by the chimney with care , in hopes that st. nicholas soon would be there . `` [ scene_break ] jack : looks like he 's wiggling around . sam : go santa ! the tree 's by the fireplace ! jack : the fireplace . come on . [ scene_break ] clint : merry christmas . [ cell phone ringing ] rex : kelly ? kelly : i need you to see what you can dig up on aubrey . carolers : oh , come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant oh , come ye oh , come ye to bethlehem come and behold him – [ scene_break ] jack : get the water . blair : hey , jack , what are you doing ? oh ! jack manning , what are you doing ? jack : mom . i 'm saving santa claus ' life ! [ scene_break ] brody : `` so up to the house - top the coursers they flew , with sleigh full of toys and st. nicholas , too . `` viki : are you okay ? clint : yeah . i 'm just thinking about family . brody : `` prancing and pawing of each little hoof . as i drew in my head , and was turning around , down the chimney st. nicholas came with a bound . `` [ scene_break ] blair : i thought you said there was no santa claus . jack : me , too , but we saw him on the roof . sam : then he fell in the chimney ! dorian : oh , no . [ crash ] [ echo coughing ] [ scene_break ] brody : `` but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight , `` happy christmas to all , and to all a good - night ! `` `` carolers : let us adore him oh , come let us adore him christ the lord singer : hark ! the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king peace on earth and mercy mild god and sinners reconciled joyful , all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies hark ! the herald angels sing `` glory to the newborn king ! ``
dorian lights the llanview christmas tree in angel square and makes some mayoral announcements . but she knows that viki might need to `` vent `` about her very frustrating situation with having echo in her home with charlie for christmas so dorian calls her . viki admits to dorian that she is ready to strangle echo and willing to resort to drastic measures like having dorian `` take care `` of echo as only dorian can do . dorian then calls echo to tells her she can give her $ 10,000 for taking some christmas photos of the mayor dressed as santa clause . but when echo goes to meet dorian on the rooftop , dorian locks her on the roof where it 's cold . echo then puts on dorian 's santa suit in order not to freeze and knows the only way to get off the roof is to go down the chimney . and while jack manning wants to convince sam that there is no santa claus , the two boys see somebody dressed like santa on the roof and they knows that the person is coming down the chimney . starr and langston are together wondering what to do for christmas and about whether langston should see robert and whether starr should see james . but they meet the two brothers in angel square and the four of them are happily together with baby hope .
kevin : where 's ace ? what did you do ? kelly : something i should have done a long time ago . kevin : you found him , did n't you ? you did something crazy . kelly : no , kevin . what 's crazy is to try and pass someone else 's child off as your own . i finally did something sane . [ scene_break ] natalie : fantastic . that 's great . ok . i 'll let you go , then . well , if cristian thinks he 's going to surprise me with one of his paintings , i ca n't wait till he sees what i got him . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] cristian : yeah ? antonio : just me . cristian : oh , come in . antonio : i 'm glad to see you back at it . what are you working on ? cristian : no , it 's -- it 's nothing . listen , i need to borrow some cash . i want to get something for natalie . antonio : sure , how much you need ? cristian : how much for a decent pair of earrings ? antonio : you 're buying natalie jewelry ? cristian : well , why not ? antonio : well , i do n't know . it just seems like something you would n't get her . cristian : you got a better idea ? antonio : yeah . why do n't you give her one of your paintings ? cristian : forget about it . antonio : come on , man , she 'd love it . i 'm sure whatever you 're working on here would -- cristian : do n't touch that ! [ scene_break ] priest : i 'm father garza . how may i help you ? john : father garza , detective john mcbain . i 'm investigating the murder of tico santi . i understand that antonio vega spoke with you the evening that tico died . father garza : certainly you 're aware that all communications between myself and any parishioners are strictly confidential . john : even when it concerns what time he might have spoken to you ? father garza : i 'm sorry , lieutenant . i 'm afraid i ca n't help you . if you 'll excuse me , i have some arrangements to make . mr. santi 's family is coming to release his remains . john : yeah , thank you . it 's -- it 's been a pleasure . if you do n't mind , i 'll just have a look around for a while . [ scene_break ] evangeline : hey -- michael : hey . evangeline : thanks for meeting me . michael : oh , any time . but why here ? evangeline : oh , well , i came to ask you some questions about tico santi 's murder . michael : questions about tico santi . great . evangeline : what ? michael : i 'm sorry , it 's just it seems like that 's all i 'm doing lately , is answering questions -- you know , the hospital board , the police . evangeline : hmm . michael : what 's your angle ? evangeline : i 'm representing antonio . michael : well , that 's a tough one . you and john working opposite ends of a case . evangeline : oh , no , your brother and i -- we 're both professionals . michael : yeah . and if you think that that 's going to keep it from getting personal , you 're crazy . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , david , i 'm speechless . david : well , i can imagine how much it probably means to you . merry christmas . dorian : thank you . thank you . where should we put it ? david : oh , wherever you want . i have different sizes for the other rooms . dorian : bigger -- bigger is better , darling . let me have -- oh , you gorgeous thing , you ! let me drink to us and also -- ahem -- to my repaying viki for trying to ruin my life . [ doorbell rings ] dorian : hmm . i 'll get that . you gorgeous thing , you . david : i 'll find a nice place for this . dorian : good . david : ahem . dorian : merry christmas ! starr : whatever . dorian : um -- starr , why do n't you take jack inside the living room , and you can put all the presents under the tree , huh ? starr : ok . come on , jack . aunt dorian wants to talk to mom . dorian : you all right ? blair : yeah , i just want the kids to have a really great christmas . yeah , it 's the only way i 'm going to get through it . that and the hope that wherever todd is , he is in as much pain as i am . [ scene_break ] [ chain saw starts ] margaret : merry christmas , darling ! [ captioned by the national captioning institute ] [ scene_break ] evangeline : we can handle this . michael : you and john going to leave work at work , huh ? evangeline : that 's the plan . michael : well , if you figure it out , clue me in . it seems like work 's always screwing things up for me and marcie . evangeline : how so ? michael : well , i 'm always here . when i 'm not here , she 's with her agent . evangeline : well , she just had her first novel published , michael . michael : yeah , and i 'm really proud of her . i -- i just do n't like this hayes guy , you know ? i do n't think that he 's good for her . never mind . you did n't come here to hear my opinion on relationships , so what can i do for you ? evangeline : well , according to the police report , you did n't see anyone suspicious in or near tico 's room . michael : no one . evangeline : which means you definitely did n't see antonio vega here , right ? michael : no , i did n't see antonio until after tico santi was dead . i 'll swear to that . evangeline : all right . [ scene_break ] antonio : what the hell 's the matter with you ? i just want to see it . cristian : i just need to get it sketched out first . antonio : yeah , all right . cristian : look , i 'm not going to have time to finish it . that 's why i need the cash . antonio : there , that enough ? cristian : thanks . i 'll pay you back as soon as i get a job . antonio : no hurries . i 'm going to take off , let you get back at it . cristian : antonio , i 'm sorry about -- antonio : do n't worry about it , all right ? i 'll see you later . oh , and for the record -- i think natalie would rather have something you made , even if she has to wait for it . natalie : hey , did you find cristian ? antonio : yeah , he 's up there , but i would n't disturb him . he 's in genius mode . natalie : would n't dream of it . see you later . antonio : all right . jessica : thanks , adriana . bye . antonio : that was adriana ? jessica : yes , she -- tico 's body is supposed to be flown to spain today , and she 's not authorized to sign the release papers . she thought that i could do it . antonio : i 'll go with you . jessica : no . antonio , i was waiting to tell you something . antonio : what ? jessica : my marriage -- i -- i had it annulled when i was in the hospital . antonio : so you were never really tico 's wife ? jessica : no . i just -- i just kind of wanted to make sure that i -- i should never have turned to tico , and i just wanted to erase my mistake . antonio : yeah , well , i have a few things i 'd -- i 'd like to erase myself , especially between us . jessica : me , too . but i got this annulment for me . antonio : of course . but i 'm glad you did . [ scene_break ] dorian : the children seem to be coping very nicely with their father 's absence . blair : oh , you think ? well , starr is not . she refuses to believe that her father would ever abandon her . david : why ? he 's done it before . what ? it 's not like it 's the first time the guy has run away from home . blair : they 're close , all right ? even when todd 's not speaking to me , he at least tries to contact starr . dorian : darling , the only way to help your children is to be realistic . face it , todd has probably committed yet another heinous crime , and he 's off somewhere trying to cover his tracks . blair : yeah , well , i thought about that . i contacted `` the sun 's `` wire and the police beat . david : well , that does n't mean that he did n't do something he has to run away from . dorian : you 're certainly being thorough . blair : well , mrs. bigelow checked his credit card records and said he has n't used them since before the wedding , and , well , she thinks that means he 's dead . david : well , would n't be the first time for that , either . blair : he left a note , david . david : yeah , i was n't going to mention the note . i 'm surprised you 'd bring that up . blair : he 's alive , all right . he 's probably out there somewhere laughing at me . dorian : oh , honey , i 'm so sorry . blair : yeah , so am i . dorian : you know , i hope he is dead . that way he 'll never be able to break blair 's heart again . blair : look at this . did you draw this by yourself ? is it for me ? jack : i made it for daddy . [ scene_break ] todd : what the hell are you doing ? margaret : just cutting some wood . i would n't want you to get cold . but then again , i 'll be warming you up soon . todd : what time is it ? margaret : oh , it 's afternoon . those painkillers really knocked you out . are you feeling better today ? todd : i feel like hell . margaret : you know what ? i will give you your christmas present . that will cheer you up . some inspiration , hmm ? to get you in the mood ? todd : if you think i 'm going to have sex with you , margaret , you 're crazy . margaret : i like to think of myself as results - oriented . but if i am crazy , there is no telling what i might do to someone who gets between me and my goal . todd : all right , i 'll do it . just put that thing down . [ scene_break ] evangeline : what , are you reserving your seat for christmas mass ? john : how did you know ? i had a feeling you might show up . evangeline : well , i 'm here meeting a client . what 's your excuse ? john : well , i heard somewhere that tico santi 's remains were going to be shipped . evangeline : and you 're here because -- john : oh , i do n't know -- you know , because i have one of these . now , if you had one of these , you would n't have to answer my questions , but i have one of these . and is n't one of your clients a suspect ? evangeline : so this is another opportunity to shake a confession out of antonio . that is just shameless . it borders on harassment . john : harassment ? you ca n't even spell harassment . it 's one r , two s 's . this is not harassment . there 's no way it 's harassment . this is what i do . evangeline : no , what you should be doing is looking for other suspects . john : other suspects ? father garza : please , keep your voices down . evangeline : oh . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , father . john : of course , father . thank you . great help . look , can i call a time - out ? evangeline : ok . john : yeah ? evangeline : i guess i 'm getting a little wound up . you know , i 'm sorry . john : you do that occasionally when you 're protecting your client , right ? evangeline : right . john : hmm . evangeline : and , look , as long as we 're in time - out -- there 's a christmas party at the love center . want to go with me ? john : there 's another one where i 'd rather have a root canal without anesthesia . but if that 's the way it has to be -- you know , this season of giving thing is -- it 's killing me . evangeline : oh , come on . we 'll have a private celebration after . john : you got a deal . [ scene_break ] kelly : i ca n't tell you any more . i do n't want you making trouble for anyone . kevin : someone broke into my hotel room and kidnapped our son ! i do n't think i 'm the one causing trouble here . kelly , please . look , i know you love ace as much as i do , and he could be back with us if you just work with me a little bit . come on , just -- let 's work together , the way we used to , remember ? kelly : kevin , do n't ! do n't try to use what we used to have to get to me , please . what i did was wrong , and i ca n't take it back . but i can try and make it right . kevin : what did you do ? kelly : the only thing i could . i let ace go . [ scene_break ] blair : you know what , jack ? i do n't know if you 're going to be able to give your present to your daddy for christmas . starr : do n't you tell him that . jack , do not listen to her , ok ? you listen to me . dad is coming back , ok ? he 's coming back . blair : starr -- starr : and we are going to have a christmas all together again , ok ? listen , he even told me what he was going to buy everyone , so he 'll be here . blair : starr , i am so sorry that your father has disappointed you . i really am , and i wish that it could be different . but it 's not , ok , sweetie ? hi , it 's blair cramer . i just wondered if you checked . michael : i checked the hospital database for pennsylvania and the tri - state area . nobody fitting mr. manning 's description has been admitted . blair : thank you very much . dorian : oh , blair , please , do n't do this to yourself . [ scene_break ] margaret : this does n't have to be unpleasant . on the contrary . todd : what is this , christmas eve ? so this is our first christmas together , right ? well , should n't we -- margaret : now , look , you are stalling ! this is n't our first christmas . this is our only christmas . but i can live with that knowing that i 'll have little todd jr. next year to celebrate with . todd : i got to be honest with you , margaret . the only reason i 'm thinking of doing this with you is because i got to get the hell out of here . but i 'm in no condition to -- yeah , all right , you better give me a few minutes . margaret : all right . i 'll slip into something more comfortable . [ scene_break ] antonio : what are you doing here ? john : i came to confess my sins . how about you ? evangeline : hey , antonio , i looked over the paperwork . all you have to do is sign the release . tico 's family will handle the arrangements when the body arrives in spain . father garza : i spoke with your sister . she wants to arrange a memorial service for your brother . antonio : yeah , well , to be honest with you , father , i could care less if he rots in hell . father garza : whatever his sins , tico 's a child of god . antonio : yeah , well , then you 're going to have to pray for him . i just want to sign . is that it ? father garza : i hope in time you learn to forgive your brother , my son . evangeline : thank you , father . antonio : yeah , thanks . jessica : ready to go ? antonio : yeah . thanks for coming on such short notice . evangeline : well , i was working on your case anyway . john : did anything come back to you , jess ? jessica : no , nothing did . antonio : this is n't the time or the place . john : try to pick up a part here . you do n't have to get things in sequence , just little pieces . evangeline : antonio 's right . this is not the time or the place . john : you 're remembering something . jessica : oh , my god . yeah , i remember . [ scene_break ] cristian 's voice : `` march 4 , 2004 . my hands are covered with calluses . they 're so numb , i can barely feel them , barely hold a brush , pencil , a piece of chalk . `` cristian : i can do this . [ scene_break ] kevin : you let ace go ? who gave you that right ? i have sole legal custody ! kelly : he does n't belong to you , kevin ! he does n't belong to either one of us ! kevin : you found his biological mother , did n't you ? kelly : stop it . kevin : who is she ? kelly : i 'm not telling you anything . kevin : no , you tell me who she is ! do you realize what you 've done ? what 's your life going to be like without him ? you are going to miss everything . he 's going to walk soon , and you 're going to miss it ! he 's going to -- he 's going to have school plays and you 're going to miss them ! his first little league game ! you 're going to miss his graduation ! you are going to miss everything ! kelly : stop it ! just stop it ! kevin : you 're really willing to give that up ? kelly : i have to do this ! we have to do this ! kevin : it 's the last chance for you to have a child . do you realize that ? kelly : of course ! of course i realize that ! kevin , i 'm sorry for the choices that i 've made . i wish we had both done things differently . kevin : yeah , well , i did n't lie about our child . kelly : i know . i know . and i 'm not blaming you for any of that . i 'm not blaming you for what happened with us . i realize now that i did n't lose you . we lost each other . i do n't think you 'll ever know how much i loved you , how much i still love you . [ scene_break ] dorian : you were calling the hospitals to check on todd , were n't you ? blair : look , if starr asks , i want to be able to say that i tried , all right ? i thought maybe he had changed , but todd is still todd . [ scene_break ] starr : jack , i have a present for you from dad . this is freddy the magic frog . he 's magic , and dad bought him for me a long time ago when i was younger , like your age . and he said that no matter where he was , that if you would talk to freddy , that dad would be able to hear you . so whenever you feel the need to talk to dad , you just tell freddy -- when you 're scared or sad . jack : and daddy will hear ? starr : yeah , daddy will hear . it always worked for me . jack : i miss you , daddy . [ scene_break ] margaret : so , are we ready ? todd : you know , i think i 'd like some champagne . margaret : i do n't want to wait anymore . todd : it 'll definitely loosen me up . margaret : is this another one of your stalling tactics ? todd : no , i promise . margaret : well , i suppose . todd : where 's yours ? margaret : oh , i 'm not having any . i 'm trying to get pregnant . todd : but you 're not pregnant . margaret : still -- todd : it wo n't hurt . i think , you know , it 'll help . margaret : oh , all right . todd : ladies first . margaret : oh . uh , i 'll hold this . i would n't want you to whack me over the head . todd : well , believe me ; i do n't want any more escalation of violence . i guess we should toast . margaret : to success . todd : i 'll toast to that . [ scene_break ] david : for you little girls under the christmas tree . eh ? dorian : oh , little girls ? david : you 've been very naughty . and dorian has been particularly naughty this year ! dorian : that one 's from me . blair : oh . well , that one 's from me . david : santa needs a cocktail . dorian : oh , my goodness , blair ! oh ! oh ! blair : do you like it ? dorian : `` like it ? `` blair : i thought of you the minute i saw it . dorian : oh , i am so flattered . it 's gorgeous ! gorgeous . now , you open yours . blair : dorian . i know how important this was to you . dorian : oh . yes , it 's the first really important piece of antique jewelry i was ever able to buy myself . blair : oh , it 's beautiful . dorian : yes , well , here . pick up your hair . blair : ok . dorian : yes , ok , i got it . whenever i wore this , it made me feel very strong and independent and beautiful . that 's how i want you to feel when you wear it . blair : thank you . dorian : you 're welcome . blair : it 's beautiful . what are you doing , starr ? starr : where is it ? blair : what ? starr : my computer that dad was supposed to get me . blair : oh , sweetie , you know what ? dad did n't get to finish his christmas shopping . but i 'll tell you what -- after the holidays , we 'll get you your computer , all right ? you know , baby , i -- i got something for you . here , it 's from me . you like it ? dorian : oh , is n't that beautiful ? starr honey , shake it . shake it . starr : want me to ? [ scene_break ] margaret : hmm . no more waiting . todd : take it easy . you know , i have n't healed completely . careful , careful . god . ah ! margaret : i have been waiting for this for such a -- long -- todd : peggy ? peggy ? peggy , you with me ? [ scene_break ] john : now , you said you remembered something new . jessica : yeah , i -- i can see it now . there -- there was somebody walking into tico 's room . john : who ? jessica : he went around to the other side of the bed . he reached past the machine . i guess it was tico 's life - support . he was trying to get the plug out of the socket , but he stopped . john : then what happened ? jessica : he seemed to be fumbling with the cord . then he reached lower . i could n't -- i could n't really see . that 's all i remember . john : ok , you kept saying , `` he . `` does that mean it was a man ? jessica : i did n't -- i did n't see his face , but i -- evangeline : it might not have been . what about sonia toledo ? john : sonia toledo was on a flight out of llanview when tico was killed . evangeline : the victim had quite a few questionable associates . john : and they all had solid alibis . look , i hate to have to ask this , but we all want to clear this up . is there any way the man you saw -- is there any way it was antonio ? evangeline : stop leading the witness ! john : this is n't a courtroom . just tell me without a doubt that it was n't antonio . jessica : it could have been anyone . john : do you really believe that , jess ? [ scene_break ] natalie : cristian 's going to love his christmas present . and i am going to love mine , too . [ scene_break ] kelly : life would be so much easier if i could just hate you , kevin . but i ca n't . i never stopped loving you . kevin : i do n't know what to say to that . kelly : you do n't have to say anything . and do n't worry ; i 'm not going to try to make you love me again . kevin : you did n't have to try . i fell in love with you . kelly : it seems like a really long time ago . kevin : do you have any idea what this has done to me ? kelly : yeah , i think i do . i am so sorry . i made you fall in love with a child that was n't yours , and that 's unforgivable . kevin , i think the way we can get past this is to mourn our child . kevin : uh - huh . kelly : mourn for the little boy that i carried , the little boy who died . i 'm sorry . i did the right thing . and i do n't know if you can understand that right now , but maybe if there 's something left of that man that i fell in love with , maybe someday you will . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] natalie : hey . cristian : hey . natalie : what you been doing all afternoon ? cristian : i had something i needed to do . natalie : oh . did n't have anything to do with my christmas present , did it ? cristian : you 're not allowed to ask that . natalie : ok . listen , i do n't want you to feel any pressure about christmas , all right ? cristian : i do n't . natalie : really ? then why is your neck all locked up ? cristian : that feels good . natalie : yeah ? cristian : mm - hmm . natalie : i know exactly what you need . cristian : yeah , yeah , this feels good . i do need this . natalie : relax . cristian : yeah , do n't stop . natalie : what -- what are these scars ? where did they come from ? i never noticed them before . what happened ? cristian : they 're from the ship . natalie : oh , baby . i 'm so sorry . but it 's all in the past now . it 's going to be ok . [ scene_break ] michael : how exactly is this going to help , john ? john : it 's not . i just wanted to see if you 'd do it . michael : oh , that 's great . look , john , the police searched this room very thoroughly . what exactly is it you 're looking for ? john : jessica said she saw the killer start to pull out this plug . then he stops and he pulls out this lower plug . michael : well , he probably figured out he had the wrong plug . the respirator is always plugged into the bottom outlet . john : what the hell is that ? [ scene_break ] carlotta : hey , happy holidays , natalie . natalie : hi ! carlotta : it 's good to see you . natalie : happy holidays . carlotta : i got on the first flight . so , what 's so urgent ? hi . jessica : hi , how are you ? carlotta : how are you ? what was so urgent ? i got on the first flight . [ carlotta screams ] carlotta : oh , my god . como puede ser ? natalie : mrs. vega , i 'm sorry for the shock . i just figured this was the best way to show you . carlotta : mire mi mano esta temblando . cristian . gracias , senor . gracias a dios . gracias a dios . cristian : it 's good to see you . carlotta : let me see you . i want to look at you . oh , cristian , mi hijo . mirame . gracias . gracias , senor . oh , gracias , thank you for my son . [ scene_break ] michael : well , what do you think it is , john ? john : well , it looks like a piece of latex . michael : you think it 's related to the murder ? john : i do n't know . worth having it analyzed , though . ugh . excuse me . michael : yeah . [ phone rings ] evangeline : evangeline williamson . john : hi , it 's me . evangeline : hi . john : look , i do n't think i 'm going to make it tonight . evangeline : anything i should be aware of ? john : i 'll let you know . evangeline : i guess i understand . john : look , i 'll make it up to you . we 're still on for christmas , right ? evangeline : i 'm holding you to it . john : bye . michael : i ca n't believe you 're going to work , john . live a little . it 's christmas eve . john : got work to do , mike . [ scene_break ] kevin : if kelly can find you , so can i . [ scene_break ] david : hey . dorian : kelly ! oh , darling , it 's you ! david : we were about to send out a search party for you . dorian : where in the world have you been ? kelly : oh , i know you have a million questions , but i really ca n't answer them right now . i just want to be with my family . it 's christmas . dorian : are you all right ? kelly : i will be . duke told me about todd . i 'm -- i 'm really sorry . dorian : i know -- let 's sing christmas carols . kelly : uh -- dorian : hit it , santa . david : uh -- we wish you a merry christmas david and dorian : we wish you a merry christmas . we wish you a merry christmas . we wish you a merry christmas david : and let 's have some beer all : we wish you a merry christmas . we wish you a merry christmas . we wish you a merry christmas david : and here comes the beer stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] viki : merry christmas , dorian . nora : hey , look -- mistletoe . asa : now , this is a celebration . blair : todd .
kelly meets with kevin and tries to convince him that she did the right thing by giving ace back to his real mother . she refuses to tell the identity of ace 's mother . kevin taunts her , but she does n't break . she tells him they need to mourn the loss of their real son that died . she also tells kevin that she never stopped loving him . john does some investigating and ends up at the chapel at the same time antonio and jessica are there to sign paperwork to allow tico 's body to go back to spain . jessica starts to remember more pieces of the night tico died . she remembers gloved hands pulling at the top plug and then the bottom plug . christian asks antonio for money to buy a present for christmas for natalie . natalie , convinced that chris is painting a picture for her , arranges for carlotta to come home for christmas . chris , unable to raw anything at all on his canvas , hides the present he bought for nat . she starts to massage his neck because it 's so tense and notices scars behind his ears . chris says he got them from the boat . he comes downstairs and carlotta is shocked to see her son standing there . all she wants to do is hug and touch him . david and dorian try to cheer up blair and the kids . starr gives jack one of her old stuffed frogs – a magic frog . when you talk to him , it 's like talking to daddy . jack tells the frog that he misses him . blair gives starr a snow globe and she throws it across the room shattering it into hundreds of pieces . at the cabin , margaret is trying to get todd to sleep with her . while margaret is in the other room , todd gets her purse and sneaks some pain medicine out of it . she comes in with a glass of champagne and while she 's out of the room , todd slips the drugs into her champagne . just as she 's lying on top of todd , trying to kiss him , she passes out . todd manages to slip out from under her . he pulls the skis out from behind his bed and heads straight for the door .
paige : so after you build this , then what ? matthew : and then in the spring , we build up the real one in our tree . renee : ooh . ooh , is that -- is that old tree capable of holding that ? bo : no , we 're going to build it strong . right , buddy ? matthew : rock - solid , dad . paige : i ca n't wait to hang out up there with you guys . bo : how about you , renee ? renee : oh , i 'm going to pass that by . fear of heights . matthew : it 's going to be so cool . we were going to do it in october , but that 's when mom got sick . you think she 'll be awake by the time we start building ? renee : long before that , sweetheart . matthew : all right , great . so what do we do first ? bo : well -- john : hey , i did n't realize you had company . i 'll come back , ok ? paige : oh , john , do n't go . asa 's still in the sunroom , right ? renee : santa buchanan rides again . paige : well , then why do n't the three of us go check out his outfit and let these two guys talk . bo : we 'll get to work on this soon as you get back , ok ? matthew : ok . merry christmas , john . john : you , too , buddy . merry christmas . bye - bye . paige : bye . john : i 'm sorry , bo . i did n't mean to chase away the family like that . bo : no , no , no , do n't worry about it . john : all right . i just wanted to give you an update on the fallout from the statesville riot . bo : yeah , agent arlen called . he kind of brought me up to speed . john : yeah ? did he -- did he tell you cris vega 's officially a free man ? bo : no , i do n't think he knew it . how do you feel about that ? john : he 's innocent , right ? he deserves to be free . bo : yeah , but i do n't see you two going to rodi 's and having a couple beers anytime soon . john : probably not . although we did sort of share a cup of coffee earlier in the diner . bo : no kidding ? john : hmm . bo : natalie finally make up her mind who she wants to be with ? john : she has . she does n't want anything to do with either one of us . [ scene_break ] natalie : hey , that name is a little crooked . cristian : i did it on purpose . natalie : hey , do n't use too much glue , ok , because the letters are starting to squish together . cristian : whoa , whoa . am i giving you a hard time about my stocking ? natalie : no . that 's because you 're a nicer person than i am . and you do n't have to because , see , i did it so perfectly . ew ! ok , this stuff is horrible . uh - oh . i 'm ruining it . cristian : it 's ok . i wo n't hold it against you . natalie : you did n't do much better . cristian : careful . you know , we artists are very sensitive about our , you know , glitter - gluing abilities . it takes a lot out of us . natalie : oh , yeah , i can see that . cristian : definitely . natalie : want to take a break ? cristian : for sure . cristian : wait a minute . you 're saying that you have multiple personalities like your mom ? i did n't know you could inherit something like that . jessica : not exactly . it 's more like i 'm genetically predisposed to it -- that 's the term -- and it usually is brought on by some sort of trauma that causes the personality to split off . cristian : and do you know what trauma it was ? jessica : no , not yet . antonio : we 're working on figuring everything out . cristian : how long has this been going on ? jessica : i 'm not sure , but i started having blackouts around the time when -- cristian : when what ? jessica : when i saw you pull the plug on tico . but , cristian , that 's not what caused the trauma at all . i 'm just trying to tell you that it started recently . i mean , remember when i accused antonio of killing tico ? that was tess . she was trying to break us up . cristian : why would she want to do that ? jessica : she hates antonio . she hates everyone and everything that i love . and i owe you an apology . cristian : apology for what ? jessica : remember when i accused you of smoking and drinking outside of llanfair ? it was tess all along . she was making trouble for the people that i love . anyway , i 'm sorry . cristian : hey , it 's ok . i 've been accused of a lot worse than drinking and smoking . i tried to kill my own brother . antonio : hey , no way . you 're no more responsible for your actions then than -- than jess is responsible for tess ' actions now . hey , look , like i said before , all right , jess is home , jamie 's living here , and now we 're going to focus on our lives together . right , baby ? jessica : right . antonio : we 're a family now . jamie 's living here , and we have a new baby on the way . cristian : that 's great . i 'm really happy for you guys . [ phone rings ] antonio : yeah ? natalie : hey , antonio , it 's natalie . antonio : hey , nat . merry christmas . natalie : you , too . i was wondering if you might know where cristian is . antonio : yeah . yeah , he 's right here . cristian : hello ? jessica : i 'm kind of shocked natalie 's calling cristian here . antonio : actually , when it rang , i thought it was nash . [ scene_break ] nash : you do n't understand . tess is -- she 's my girlfriend . nurse : i guessed that . nash : she 's -- she 's back east . it 's christmas . oh , she 's going to think -- i do n't know what she 's going to think . i -- you got to help me . i got to tell her i did n't abandon her , i got to phone her . please help me phone her . nurse : ok , you said she 's back east ? nash : uh , pennsylvania . nurse : ok , i 'm sorry , mr. brennan . you ca n't make long - distance calls from the rooms . the system 's just not set up that way . do you have a cell ? nash : yes , i had a cell . i do n't know -- nurse : if you had it with you when you were brought in -- let 's see . oh -- here we are . want me to dial ? nash : no , that 's ok , i can do it . thank you . [ scene_break ] todd : so what did you think when blair told you about balsom ? evangeline : i was surprised . todd : he did a pretty good job , did n't he , digging that stuff up about margaret . she could swim . she was a champion swimmer . evangeline : yes , she was . todd : it 's the missing piece , right ? right ? evangeline : i -- i think it 's interesting that margaret lied to you about not being able to swim . todd : interesting ? that 's it ? it proves she set me up . evangeline : i 'm afraid not . todd : why ? evangeline : margaret was strangled . she may have been setting you up , but she did n't strangle herself . [ scene_break ] spencer : listen , blair , maybe we should go try to find some christmas spirit someplace else -- blair : oh , no , no , no , and let asa ruin the festivities here ? no way . jack , starr , i saw some cookies out there in the hall . will you go get me a big plate of those delicious cookies ? starr : yeah . come on . blair : thanks . well , i 'm not going to just stand here and let you rip on me , asa . asa : well , you can sit right here , honey . it does n't matter to me . blair : i am in no mood for you tonight . asa : oh , shoot . here i was really going to go out of my way to congratulate you . blair : congratulate me for what ? asa : your article on todd . blair : ugh . asa : you finally wised up to that snake . i 'm going to tell you something right now , honey . you know what -- i got to admit , what really shocked me , you finally told the truth . blair : i did n't have anything to do with that article , asa . and todd is innocent , and i 'm going to stand behind him 100 % . you got that ? asa : then what the hey is he doing here ? blair : god ! not that it 's any of your business , asa , but dr. truman is my friend . asa : blair , i know you like a cheap paperback . before long , you will be jumping in the hay -- heh - heh -- with old spencer here . [ scene_break ] nash : what 's wrong with the signal in this place ? damn it , tess , answer the phone . man : mr. brennan ? i need to have word with you . it 's detective gabe pasette , napa p.d . nash : just give me a moment , all right ? i 'm calling my girlfriend . gabe : i do n't have a moment . i need to talk to you now . nash : no , give me the phone , damn it . it 's important . gabe : well , this is more important . somebody damn near killed you , and i want to know who did it and why . nash : i walked into a door . gabe : wow . that 's original . looks like the door fought back . nash : what is that , cop humor ? gabe : i 'm not laughing . so if you want to talk to your girlfriend , you better start cooperating . [ scene_break ] cristian : what 's going on ? natalie : i 'm at llanfair . i need you to come over . cristian : ok . i 'll be there . natalie wants me to come by . she did n't say why . antonio : ok . cristian : listen , jess , i 'm sorry for what you 've been through . if there 's anything i can do -- jessica : i 'll let you know , cris . thank you . antonio : we 'll see you at mami 's for christmas dinner ? cristian : sure . antonio : ok . cristian : i 'll be there . antonio : all right . cristian : bye , jess . jessica : bye , cris . i wonder what that was all about . antonio : i guess we 'll find out . jessica : poor natalie . i mean , she was so in love with john , and now cristian 's back . he was her whole world . well , i guess a part of me understands what she 's going through . antonio : you were hoping that was him on the phone . nash . you were hoping that he would call . jessica : i was hoping that nash was ok , that nothing had happened to him . antonio : oh . oh , is that jess talking , or is that tess ? [ scene_break ] todd : there 's plenty of people that could 've strangled margaret . evangeline : we only need one to prove reasonable doubt . todd : ginger foley . evangeline : her niece ? todd : why not ? evangeline : she was n't strong enough . todd : yeah , that 's what blair said . why does everyone keep shooting down my ideas ? evangeline : todd , i 'm only telling you what the d.a . is going to say when we get to court . we need to come up with another viable suspect who had means , motive , and opportunity . todd : that 's what i 'm trying to do . evangeline : so who else besides you had a reason to want margaret dead ? [ scene_break ] spencer : gutter mouth and gutter morals . you know that 's the word out in the street about you , asa ? glad to see you living down to your reputation . asa : i 'm not some tinhorn quack who cheats at cards . spencer : i do n't have to cheat at cards to beat you , asa . you 're an easy mark . asa : oh , my god , those people you 're going to operate on , doc . you know , i just told bo the other day he better check and make sure that he 's not missing any of his vital organs . blair : oh , for pete 's sake , asa ! spencer : you know what the saddest thing about you is , asa , is that nobody believes this ridiculous persona of yours , this straight - shooting , two - fisted , tall - in - the - saddle throwback to the golden days -- asa : those were the golden days , damn you , doc ! real gold ! spencer : you had a 10-gallon hat and snakeskin boots , but your word is less than meaningless . you amassed a fortune on the misfortune of others . buchanan enterprises is successful because of dozens of swindles . i know people . asa : you do n't know squat ! oozing into llanview , passing yourself off like the -- like you 're the second coming . blair : he does n't have to pass himself off as anybody , asa . in case you have n't noticed , dr. truman here is world - renowned surgeon . asa : yeah . well , you better open your eyes , lady . because this snake is a hell of a lot worse than manning . blair : my eyes are wide open , asa , and all i see is a desperate old man in a santa suit . spencer : shall we ? blair : yes , thank you . ho - ho - ho . asa : well , ho - ho - ho . [ scene_break ] renee : hey , look who 's here , matthew . matthew : starr , hey . starr : hi . jack : hi , matthew . matthew : hey , jack . what 's up ? starr : christmas . matthew : yeah , i know . hey , well , at least your mom and dad are n't both in the hospital . starr : my dad 's in jail . i ca n't even talk to him . at least you can . matthew : but it still sucks . jack : yeah . matthew : the only good thing about this year is me and my dad are going to build a tree house . it 's going to be the coolest . starr : hmm -- do n't make it out of gingerbread . aunt dorian did that and the whole thing came tumbling down . matthew : do n't worry . we 'll probably just stick with wood . [ scene_break ] john : well , you got yourself a major construction job on your hands here . bo : yeah , it 's going to be a nice little christmas project . matthew -- he 's been through a lot lately . john : he has gone through a lot . you know , it must be nice to get to work side by side with your son . bo : it 's really nice . what are your plans for christmas ? john : oh , i -- i do n't really have any . bo : well , you and michael and your mom -- you 're not going to spend it with them ? john : actually , michael 's working , and mom 's singing on one of those cruise ships down in the caribbean , so -- well , the station should be pretty quiet . i might stop by and catch up on some work . bo : i do n't think that 'd be a good idea , john . john : just another day for me , bo . you know , i do n't mind working it . bo : i know , but what i 'm saying is i do n't think it 'd be a good idea for you to work at all right now . john : why not ? bo : well , this past year has been rough on a lot of people . it 's really been rough on you . you had to keep cristian 's secret , you had `` the killing club `` killer -- you had to track that guy down . breaking up with evangeline , taking up with natalie , and then all of a sudden a riot . john : you lost me , bo . where you going with this ? bo : i think all those things have taken a toll on you , buddy . and i think it 'd be a good idea if you talked to someone , a professional . john : i 'm sorry . it just sounded like you -- you think i need to see a shrink . bo : that is what i think . [ scene_break ] cristian : i give you this ring as a symbol of my vow . [ doorbell rings ] cristian : you wanted to see me ? [ scene_break ] renee : matthew thinks you are a terrific stand - in for santa . do n't you , matthew ? matthew : you are . you 're the best . asa : i tell you , matthew , i really do n't know how i got talked into this . matthew : it 's christmas eve . how come you 're in a bad mood ? asa : oh , believe me , matthew , i 've got my reasons . [ scene_break ] spencer : try not to take the article personally . i 'm sure davey was just lashing out because he knows he screwed up and lost dorian . blair : you all sound like you 're defending him . spencer : no , no , no . blair : well , good . good , because i 'm sure david is out there somewhere probably blaming somebody else right this very minute . spencer : yeah , he 's not very good at taking responsibility for his own actions . i know that , but i have to keep telling myself he is my only brother . i got to try to cut him some slack . blair : well , as long as you do n't expect me to , because he 's still fired . thank you . spencer : of course , i understand that . you ca n't have him back after what he 's done . you 'd lose respect of everyone else at the magazine . blair : it 's so sad . spencer : what is ? blair : look at my children , knowing it 's christmas eve and they ca n't be with their dad . spencer : blair , kids are resilient . they 'll -- they 'll get through this . you 'll see . blair : i know . it -- it just breaks my heart , that 's all . spencer : perhaps it would be best if you tried not to think about todd until after the holidays . blair : how could i do that ? he 's in jail . here i am at some punch - and- cookies party , and he 's in some stinky cell ? it 's not right . spencer : no , but there 's nothing you can do about it . blair : well , you know what ? maybe there is . yeah . look , thank you so much for tonight -- spencer : what ? blair : and merry christmas to you . spencer : uh -- blair : i 'm going to take the kids . come on , come on . come on , you guys . i got a surprise . paige : oh , spencer . could it be that blair is slipping through your fingers ? [ scene_break ] gabe : can i have a moment alone with mr. brennan , please ? nurse : if you need anything , just buzz . gabe : so who kicked the crap out of you ? and i want you to tell me his name . nash : look , what do you care ? i 'm not pressing any charges , ok ? gabe : this is n't just about you . whoever 's responsible for this is one mean son of a bitch , and i do n't like the idea that he 's out there running free . nash : well , that mean son of a bitch got what he wanted . so there wo n't be any more problems . gabe : why do n't you let me be the judge of that . now , tell me what his name is . nash : look , i deserved it . i hurt his daughter , so he paid me back . please , just give me the phone back . i need to call my girlfriend . she needs me . gabe : really ? i think she 's going to be a little disappointed , because by the look of you , you 're no good to nobody . [ scene_break ] jessica : no , it 's not tess . ca n't you tell ? antonio : well , not when you 're showing so much concern for nash . jessica : antonio , it 's not concern -- i mean , not really . i just -- if this guy is supposed to be so in love with tess , why when she calls him does he not show up ? antonio : i do n't know . i do n't even know why you 're trying to figure that out . look , the guy 's a flake . jessica : that 's not fair . you do n't even know him . antonio : ok . all right , you 're right , i do n't . no , he 's a standup guy who just happened to not show up because he realized that what he had with tess is not going to work out . jessica : no . i saw the look in his eye when he was talking about tess . he 's not just going to give up on her . tess ' voice : he has n't and he never will . something must 've happened . you have to do something . you have to find him . antonio : jess , you ok ? what is it , honey ? jessica : it 's tess . [ scene_break ] natalie : i want you to take these . some of them are your things -- christmas ornaments , stuff from childhood . cristian : i do n't want them . what i want is you . you know , natalie , when you and i got married , this became ours . i always assumed that we could use them as , i do n't know , some kind of foundation . keep building on it over the years , maybe give them to our kids one day . i figured we were going to be together forever . i still think we can be . natalie : you 're wrong . and for the record , i take no responsibility for any of this . it is your fault we are not together anymore , not mine . cristian : my fault ? natalie : you know what i mean , cristian . cristian : you know , i honestly believed i was going to spend the rest of my life in a prison , the rest of my life . and i thought that you deserved better . natalie : well , that was your mistake . you should n't have protected me . you should 've fought for us , but you did n't . you decided to play the martyr , and you handed me over to another man . [ scene_break ] john : run this by me again . you think i need to see a shrink ? bo : yeah . john : where is this coming from ? bo : well , i 've been lying here and it 's given me some time to think about it . john : could be too much time . bo : what harm is it going to do to talk to somebody ? john : oh , i do n't know . maybe the simple fact that i do n't like talking to people ? bo : well , exactly . there is one of the problems . you keep everything inside , and then you end up making bad decisions . john : bad -- like what ? bo : well , like getting involved with natalie when you knew that cristian vega was still alive , even after you found out that evangeline was going to try to get him out of prison . you knew that would lead to disaster . you had to know that , but you did n't do anything to stop it . now , if you had spoken to somebody back before -- john : ok , ok . all right . i made some mistakes , all right ? let me tell you something . sitting around and analyzing my feelings ai n't going to solve squat . bo : well , how you going to know that until you try ? john : hey , you know what ? i ca n't even believe this is coming from you , a man like you . i mean , a man who i know that when you -- you know , when you feel something for someone , you know , you do n't stop to dissect every minute of it . you know , you just know you want that person in your life , you want to be with -- hey , you know what ? the hell with this . i 'm not letting you or anyone else shrink me . you know that ? all right ? my feelings are my business . bo : i 'm trying to help you , john . john : yeah ? well , let me tell you something , bo . this is the one time i do n't need your help , all right ? i 'm passing . bo : no , no , you 're not . john : come again ? bo : i 'm not asking you to talk to a professional . this is an order . john : an order ? bo : that 's right . john : you 're telling me i have to see a shrink ? bo : i think it 'll be good for you . john : and a good waste of time . that 's all it 's going to be . bo : well , i hate to have to do this , but i 'm making it a condition of your continued employment . john : my continued -- what ? bo : think of this as a christmas present from me to you . john : you think this is funny , do n't you ? bo : it was n't meant to be . john : so if i do n't see a shrink , i turn in my badge ? bo : john , there 's going to come a day when you thank me for this . john : no , i wo n't . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm going to focus all my efforts on coming up with a list of viable suspects . it 's going to be my number one priority . todd : it 's my only priority . evangeline : um -- before i go , i have something for you . it 's a -- it 's a christmas present . todd : oh . is there a nail file in here somewhere ? evangeline : not quite . todd : `` nelson mandela . `` evangeline : yeah , it 's his autobiography . you know , he spent a lot of time in prison , and he never gave up hope . todd : yeah , 26 years . you think i 'm going to be here that long ? evangeline : not even close . todd : is that a promise ? evangeline : i 'm going to get you out of here , todd . i 'm going to do everything i can to find out who really did kill margaret cochran , i promise you . ok . evangeline : merry christmas . todd : you , too . [ scene_break ] gabe : this is n't over , brennan . i 'm going to find out who did this to you . nash : the phone . please . [ scene_break ] antonio : ok , what is it ? tell me what 's going on . jessica : it 's -- ahem -- tess . she 's fighting to get out , but i 'm -- i 'm not going to let her do this to me , not tonight . antonio : ok . i 'm here , all right ? anything , anything you need , i 'm here , all right ? i 'm going to take care of you . [ phone rings ] [ scene_break ] matthew : you ready ? bo : you bet . come on . let 's see what we need here , partner . ok . this thing . cristian : look , i know you 're angry with me . but i promise i 'm going to spend the rest of my life making that up to you . natalie : you going to take that stuff or not ? cristian : what do you want me to say ? natalie : if you do n't want it , i 'm just going to throw it in the trash . cristian : your choice . natalie : well , that 's big of you . thanks for allowing me to make the decision . can i have another choice ? cristian : sure . what 's that ? natalie : sign these . cristian : i 'm not giving up on you . not now , not ever . [ scene_break ] spencer : do not make me angry , paige . paige : i was just asking a question . spencer : how would you like it if i told bo that you were a murderer ? hmm ? i did n't think so . stay on my good side . paige : you really think that as long as you know my secret , you 've got me under your thumb , do n't you ? spencer : uh - huh . yeah , that 's pretty much the case . paige : yeah , well , before you break out your insufferably smug smile , there 's something you should know . spencer : oh ? paige : that 's not my only secret . this one 's all about you . spencer : you 're a terrible bluffer , paige . paige : maybe . maybe not . merry christmas . [ scene_break ] bo : it 's not a handkerchief . definitely not a neck tie . matthew : oh , just open it ! bo : all right . matthew : i made it . it 's for the tree house . bo : oh , man , this is perfect . perfect . honey , take a look at this . `` bo & matthew 's place , no girls allowed . `` paige : but -- matthew : i -- i did n't mean you . you could still -- paige : it 's ok , i will simply pine away for my men here on terra firma . matthew : what ? bo : you know what that means ? she 's going to be sitting in a comfortable chair watching an eagles game . yeah . hey , bud , you ok with me giving you your gifts after i get out of this place ? matthew : no problem . bo : ok . paige : oh -- matthew : paige already gave me a bunch of stuff . paige : yes , and i have something for your dad , too . bo : `` get out of jail ? `` paige : you 've been set free -- tonight . bo : oh , yeah ! matthew : yes ! bo : oh . matthew : oh , man . [ scene_break ] guard : you must have friends in high places , manning . todd : how ? blair : evangeline . we ran into her upstairs and she made it happen . jack : merry christmas , dad . todd : merry christmas , jackson . starr : yeah , merry christmas . todd : merry christmas to you . blair : merry christmas , todd . [ scene_break ] [ nash groans ] nash : give that back ! nurse : you 're supposed to be resting . nash : listen , i got to get out of here . nurse : yeah , that 's going to happen . nash : no , please ! [ nash coughs ] nash : all right , ok , ok , ok . look , tess needs me , ok ? she does n't know where i am . for heaven 's sakes , it 's -- it 's christmas ! nurse : you had to play the christmas card . one call . and if you do n't calm down , i 'm going to take it back . nash : all right . you 're a big toughie . [ door closes ] nash : one way or another , i am going to be with you at christmas , tess . [ scene_break ] cristian : i meant what i said . natalie : me , too . i want a divorce . cristian : take care of yourself . natalie : i need you to sign these papers ! ok , i 've asked you nicely , it did n't work . i demand you to give me back my freedom . ok , i want you out of my life . do you understand that ? i could never love you again , not after all the hurt and -- natalie : what did you do that for ? cristian : mistletoe . [ next_on ] clint : merry christmas , everybody . all : merry christmas . jessica : hello ? nash : tess ? evangeline : i do still care . john : i care about you , too . adriana : she loves you both . cristian : that 's not possible . natalie : merry christmas , john . john : merry christmas .
nash tries to make a phone call to tess , but the nurse catches him , and takes his phone away . a detective visits him , and wants to know who had done this to him . nash refuses to divulge the man 's name . nash , once again tries to call tess . jessica battles tess in her mind . tess wants to gain control to go to find nash .john visits bo . bo gives him the ultimatum : either he see a shrink or surrender his badge .
judge : what are you saying ? starr : my dad was going to take my baby . mine and cole 's . you can not let him go . téa : your honor , there is n't one shred of evidence to substantiate this charge . starr : he confessed to me . téa : your honor , you have just dismissed the charges against my client -- nora : and allowed ms. delgado a lot -- and i mean a lot of latitude in the witnesses that she was allowed to question . the people think it 's only fair that you give us equal time to consider these charges . téa : your honor , ms. manning is obviously displeased by your decision and has concocted this story . starr : i did not concoct anything . téa : then she was coached . starr : i was not coached . i am not a child . i 'm 16 years old . i know the difference between right and wrong , and a lie and the truth . my dad has hurt a lot of people , and he has hurt me , and i believe that he should answer for that . téa : fine . but your anger at your father has no remedy here . starr : your honor , you and i may disagree about what my dad did to dr. saybrooke , but there 's no disagreeing on what he did to me . he was planning on kidnapping my baby and raising it on his own . and i can prove it . [ scene_break ] natalie : is jared around ? viki : honey , i have n't seen him . no . wow . oh , sunset -- oh , at the ranch . yeah , that 's beautiful . natalie : thanks , i hope he likes it . i took it last time we were down there . it was the first time we admitted our feelings to one another . you think he 's going to like it ? viki : i think he 's going to love it . because he loves you . [ scene_break ] jared : clint , you got a minute ? clint : jared , you scared me . i did n't hear you come in . jared : matthew got the door . clint : oh , well , i 'm surprised he could be torn away from his video game , a hanukkah gift i 'm already regretting . jared : you know , they say that helps with the whole hand - eye thing . clint : so does playing basketball in the driveway with your friends . but i 'm sure the future knows best . well , what brings you here ? jared : i need something from you , clint . clint : you need something ? from me ? jared : i do . and i 'm not leaving here without it . [ scene_break ] antonio : he 's your son . he just got married . carlotta : antonio , marriage is sacred . it 's a union before god between a man and a woman who love each other . antonio : vanessa and cristian , they love each other . carlotta : oh , please . do n't even try it . you do n't believe it any more than i do . antonio : mami , he promised his bride a reception . carlotta : i barely know esta bruja . i 'm sorry , lo siento . i do n't know this woman . and what about sarah ? antonio : whatever cristian does , he always has a reason . carlotta : que razon ? antonio : he asked for our support . carlotta : he really wants us to turn a blind eye ? fine . fine . i think i have a bottle of champagne from the opening . antonio : thank you , mami . talia : somebody 's not happy . antonio : well , can you blame her ? did you get in touch with sarah ? talia : yeah . guess where she was . she was at the wedding . antonio : what ? talia : she was a witness . she had to stand there and watch her boyfriend marry another woman . antonio : well , you know why he 's doing it . to protect vanessa . talia : okay , right . antonio : do me a favor and play along for now . it 's christmas . talia : ho ho ho . antonio : congratulations . cristian : thanks . [ scene_break ] téa : your honor , ms. saybrooke has admitted under oath that mr. manning did not kidnap her , did not rape her -- nora : these are separate charges , your honor . they have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that mr. manning was planning on kidnapping his daughter 's child . téa : except that , like the other charges , there 's simply no evidence . marty : yes , there is . put me back on the stand , i know all about it . téa : all about what ? it never happened . starr : because she died . that is the only reason he did n't taker her , is because she died . blair : your honor , my daughter is in no shape to testify . téa : to testify , i agree , your honor . ms. manning is clearly overwrought . judge : i would like to hear what the young lady has to say . blair : your honor , i ca n't let you do this . my daughter is not strong enough . she just lost her baby . judge : ms. manning , you raised a legitimate objection a few moments ago . i 'd be happy to allow you to state your case . but not if you 're not up to it . starr : i 'm okay , your honor . blair : starr -- starr : i can do this . téa : your honor , are you really going to let these adolescents shanghai this proceeding ? you were about to release my client -- nora : and god forbid the victims should be able to state their case . téa : what victims ? ms. manning has already stated that her baby died in childbirth . and ms. saybrooke -- nora : was denied her day in court . judge : ladies . approach . blair : and when were you going to tell me this ? starr : i was n't . it was between me and dad . blair : starr . [ scene_break ] carlotta : i 'm sorry i ca n't offer you a proper reception . por lo menos , if i had more notice -- cristian : this is fine , mom . vanessa : i know that our wedding seems unexpected , but it is a blessing . your son -- carlotta : i know all about my son , gracias . excuse me ; i have something in the oven . vanessa : well , can i help you ? carlotta : no . i think it 's better if you stay here with your husband . cristian : what did she say to you ? antonio : mami ? what do you think ? about the death threat -- cristian : i should n't have told you about that . antonio : ray montez puts out a hit on your new wife and you 're worried about me ? cristian : i do n't want you involved in this , antonio . antonio : whatever your arrangement is with vanessa , this death threat is a police matter . cristian : ray montez is in plato prison . he 's only a threat to vanessa and lola if they go back to colombia . antonio : you married vanessa and took charge of his daughter . and if i 'm ray montez , i 'd find a way to come after the both of you . [ scene_break ] clint : so you need something from me and you 're not leaving until you get it ? jared : that 's what i said . clint : uh - huh . so should i be worried ? jared : i guess that depends . i -- well , i know there was a time when you did n't want much to do with me . but we 've been getting along pretty well now . clint : so what is it you want ? jared : i want to ask natalie to marry me and i need your blessing . [ scene_break ] natalie : when jared and i were locked downstairs , and we did n't know if tess was ever coming back or if we were getting out , i was kind of starting to lose it . jared made me take this trip to the ranch . well , he described all these sounds . the sounds of the horses in the corral and the wind going through the trees . honestly , mom , it felt like we were really there . and i do n't know why , but i just -- i felt so safe . it 's like i had everything i ever wanted . viki : oh , honey -- natalie : mom , no . no , no . this is a happy story . viki : i still feel so guilty . i should have been here , and then tess would never have been able to hurt you and jared -- natalie : we have gone over this a million times . viki : i have failed both of you again . natalie : what do you mean again ? viki : come on . your sister would n't be locked up at st. ann 's if i had n't abandoned her when she was a child . natalie : mom , you were as sick as she is now . viki : and look how i treated you when you got here . i mean -- natalie : i was a monster . what is this ? are you not allowed to be happy ? hello , it 's christmas . you 're home . you have a man that truly loves you , a beautiful brand - new granddaughter . and you -- and you got me ! [ scene_break ] talia : um ... will you excuse me for a second ? antonio : police , put your hands where i can see them . man : i 'm a photographer . talia : give me this bag . antonio : who sent you ? man : the agency . talia : what agency ? man : i told you , i 'm a photographer . my i d 's in my bag if you do n't believe me . i do weddings , bar mitzvahs -- antonio : who hired you ? cristian : i did . i called him on the way to the courthouse . antonio : well , if he 's a photographer , what are you doing outside ? man : i was trying to get some shots through the window . atmosphere , you know ? cristian : sorry about the confusion , man . go on inside . cristian : i wanted to make it look real , you know ? get some wedding pictures . antonio : he could 've been sent by ray . cristian : but he was n't . antonio : is this really how you want to live your life ? vanessa : what 's going on ? cristian : nothing . nothing . the photographer 's here . come on . let 's have the pictures . [ scene_break ] blair : your father confessed to you that he was going to steal your baby and you were n't going to tell me ? starr : what good would that have done ? blair : starr , listen to me . you can not keep any secrets that your father has from me , all right ? that 's how he operates , with lies and secrets . starr : okay . blair : and i know that you were trying to protect me . and i appreciate that . but that 's not your job . i 'm supposed to protect you . starr : and what if you ca n't ? blair : i know what it 's like to lose a child , sweetheart . i know you feel like there 's no justice . look what it did . poor dr. joplin . she felt so guilty that she took her own life . but you have to be human to feel that deeply . and your father , he does n't feel anything . starr : mom . blair : starr , that 's why you have to tell me this kind of stuff , all right ? look what he did to you . all the pain that he caused you and cole . and cole 's mother . and there he is , sitting there with no remorse . sitting there waiting for his lawyer to get him off . that 's all he cares about . that 's why it has to stop , sweetheart . it has to stop . starr : and that 's why i need to testify . so that he pays . cole : hey , can i talk to you for a minute ? starr : what is it ? cole : when you found me in angel square , and i was -- you know , because of all the charges being dropped and my mom flipping out . i do n't want you to think that you have to go after your dad or that you owe me . starr : it was the truth . that was our baby my dad was going after . our little girl , okay ? and yeah , we were n't planning on raising her , but that does n't change the fact of who she was . i 'm doing this for you and me , but most importantly for hope . cole : also , i do n't want you to think that -- i mean , i know what i said and how mad i was . but i would never shoot your dad . i mean , i just would n't do that . i mean , he 's your dad , and no matter what he does , you still love him . starr : he does n't love me . even though he says he does , i know he does n't . he could n't . not if he was planning on stealing our baby . cole : he 's messed up . starr : it 's more than that , cole . when i made my decision that i was going to have marcie adopt our child , he did n't like it . neither did you . but you respected my decision and you learned to understand it . he did n't . instead , he made a plan to take my baby and raise her . he just wants what he wants . if i can stop him , i 'm going to do it . cole : i just -- i do n't want you to feel guilty later . if he goes to jail , that you put him there . starr : he put himself there . and that 's where he belongs . [ scene_break ] blair : i know i worry too much . i know she 's strong . but she just lost the baby and she 's raw , john . john : i know why she wants to do it . blair : but it 's not right . it 's not fair . why should she be the one to go after her father like that ? john : if she stands up to him , she 'll finally be free of him . blair : i swear , if that bitch goes after starr while she 's -- john : i 'll stop the hearing . blair : and risk a contempt citation ? [ scene_break ] viki : see ? it 's chloe 's first ornament . i 'm so glad your father remembered . natalie : are you kidding ? he absolutely loves being a grandpa . viki : you know , chloe is such a good baby . so is bree . i mean , it would be hard not to love them . natalie : i know . it 's funny ; jared was not too thrilled , spending so much time with two kids . but i got to tell you , he loves it now . so do i . viki : have you two talked about having children ? natalie : are you kidding me ? we have n't even talked about getting engaged . [ scene_break ] jared : look , clint , i know we 've had our differences in the past , but i think i 've proven my love for your daughter . clint : well , i was just wondering -- do you need my approval ? jared : natalie needs your approval . she loves you , clint . and this family 's very important to her and i do n't want her to have to choose between us . clint : i do n't think she 'll ever have to do that , jared . you 're her future . jared : you mean that ? clint : you know , as hard as it is to think of her locked up in viki 's basement all that time , with you there , it helped . jared : i 'd die for her , clint . clint : i believe you would . so , jared , you have my blessing . jared : thank you , sir . clint : i just have one question . how are you going to support my daughter ? [ jared laughs nervously ] [ scene_break ] bailiff : starr manning is hereby called to the stand . téa : thanks for the heads up . nora : starr , please tell us in as much detail as possible what your father said . starr : would you like me to start from the beginning ? nora : oh , as tempting as that would be to have a full account of everything you 've suffered at the hands of your father , no , thank you -- just confine yourself to the details of the kidnapping . téa : objection . there was no kidnapping , your honor . judge : just tell me what happened , ms. manning . starr : okay . after marty was rescued -- téa : oh , okay -- objection . ms. saybrooke was never held against her will , therefore there was -- judge : please hold your objections . téa : your honor , the defense has a right to -- judge : this is n't a trial , ms. delgado . this is a hearing . now , you 've had your day in court . sit down . judge : please continue , ms. manning . starr : so , after marty was rescued by lieutenant mcbain , she told us that my dad had told her that i was planning to give away my baby -- which was true , but i had decided for marcie mcbain to adopt my child . we had already worked out the legal stuff and everything . but dr. saybrooke said that my dad told her that i 'd asked him to adopt my child , which never happened , and my dad knows very well that i would never want him to raise my baby . at first , when i heard this , i could n't believe it . my dad has done a lot of terrible things , but i just assumed that because i was his daughter that he would -- todd : you are my daughter . say it -- you are my daughter . starr : i am not -- todd . not anymore . [ scene_break ] cristian : how is sarah ? talia : how could you let her be a witness ? cristian : she offered . talia : do you have something going on with vanessa ? cristian : what do you mean ? talia : you know exactly what i mean . cristian : look , i do n't have time to get into this right now . talia : you do realize you could lose sarah over this ? and maybe that 's exactly what you deserve . [ scene_break ] jared : well , i was thinking about going to work with my dad . clint : as a contractor ? jared : well , you know , i could do the books , put bids together , manage the business . clint : or you could come back to b.e . jared : you serious ? clint : i do n't think charlie needs a manager , and you were quite valuable at b.e . that is , until dorian got busy . jared : you 're sure ? clint : after what you did for natalie , i am very sure . jared : wow , i would -- i would love to come back to b.e . you know what ? i better run it by natalie first . clint : oh , absolutely . you have to do that , yeah . so , when are you going to pop the question ? jared : christmas morning , actually . [ clint laughs ] jared : she thinks she 's getting socks . clint : oh , that could n't be better . jared , i appreciate you stopping by . more than that , i appreciate you respecting tradition . jared : you 're welcome , sir . i 'll let you know how it goes . clint : oh , i do n't think you 're going to have to let me know . i know how it 's going to go . there 's going to be -- well , there 's going to be tears , and there 's going to be shrieks of joy when she sees that engagement ring . then there 'll be more . jared : thanks again , sir . clint : yeah . jared , you have yourself a merry christmas , all right ? jared : thank you . matthew : engagement ring ? [ scene_break ] todd : you do n't mean that . judge : sit down , mr. manning . do not attempt to intimidate this witness . is that clear ? nora : after you spoke to dr. saybrooke , what did you do , starr ? starr : i went to visit him in the hospital . téa : where mr. manning was recovering from being severely beaten by john mcbain . judge : what exactly does that have to do with the issue in question ? téa : sorry , your honor . nora : okay , so you went to the hospital to see your father . starr : and i asked him if it was true , if he had told dr. saybrooke that i was giving him my baby . nora : what did he say ? starr : he would n't answer me . he just kept telling me to let it go . as if pretending that it had never happened would just make it go away . but i could n't . after all , it was my little girl , and i needed him to tell me . i guess i just wanted him to explain it to me , so that maybe i could make sense of it . but it was so hard for me to think of how -- your father is supposed to be the person who loves you and takes care of you , and he -- for him to do something like that to me ? but he did . he was going to steal my baby . he looked me right in the eye and he admitted it . nora : that could n't have been easy , starr . thank you , nothing further . téa : your honor , permission to cross - examine . todd : no , i wo n't allow it , your honor . nora : someone should suggest to ms. delgado that she should save her cross for trial . téa : trial ? as creative and compelling as ms. manning 's account may be , it 's hearsay . starr : i was telling the truth , exactly as it happened . nora : there are many exceptions to the hearsay rule . ms. delgado bloody well knows that . téa : ms. manning is a teenaged girl who is furious at her estranged father . she 'd say anything to get back at him . starr : wait , excuse me , are you saying that i made all of this up ? todd : téa , let it go . téa : can anyone corroborate your story ? starr : yes -- your client . téa : your honor , you dismissed the charges against my client . nora : the charges pertaining to dr. saybrooke . these are separate charges . téa : and you still have no evidence . nora : we have the defendant 's statement that he made to his daughter when she demanded the truth from him . téa : who ca n't prove a word of what she says . nora : it 's still enough to hold mr. manning on attempted kidnapping . téa : based on what ? nora : mr. manning was at the hospital the night that starr manning had her baby . do you think that was a coincidence ? i do n't . it is starr manning 's testimony , and dr. saybrooke 's statement that she made to starr manning as well as to the police . téa : none of it would result in a conviction . nora : in enough time -- by the time we go to trial , i will have all of it . please , your honor , this is a serious offense . judge : the attempted kidnapping charge stands . i agree with the d.a . we will proceed to trial . nora : thank you very much , your honor . judge : and i 'm going to hold you to your word , ms. hanen . make your case . nora : yes , i will , sir . starr : can i go now ? judge : yes , you may step down . [ scene_break ] clint : matthew , i 'm surprised that you could tear yourself away from that video game . you want a soda or something ? matthew : so , can i see it ? clint : see what ? matthew : the engagement ring you 're giving my mom . i heard you and jared talking about proposing to her . clint : oh , well , son , i believe you misunderstood . you see , jared is proposing to natalie . and you keep that to yourself , because it 's a secret . matthew : oh . so , do you think you and my mom will ever get married ? [ scene_break ] viki : so , no talk of weddings ? natalie : no , not yet . viki : well , do n't you think that will change ? jared : sparky ! natalie : oh , my gosh ! jared : there you are . hi , viki . viki : hi , jared . good . jared : oh . natalie : what , no kiss for me ? jared : uh , well , just let me put these socks under the tree . natalie : you did not really get me socks . jared : socks are very big this year . viki : oh , there she goes . natalie : you know what , mom ? i 'll take care of her , because i have a few socks of my own to wrap . jared : oh . viki : okay , what 's in the box ? jared : can you keep a secret ? [ scene_break ] nora : the people again request that mr. manning be held without bail , your honor . téa : your honor , my client was facing a battery of charges , most of which have been dismissed . now he is apparently facing a single charge of attempted kidnapping , while the child no longer exists . nora : oh , how sensitively put , counselor . the parents are right here in the courtroom . téa : i 'm not interested in political correctness . i am interested in the law . ms. manning has suffered a tragedy . it is a tragedy that she lost her child , and she has our deepest sympathy -- her and the father . but with the passing of the child , any threat disappears . nora : he is still a flight risk . téa : mr. manning 's assets have been frozen . his passport has been surrendered . nora : he has assets in several countries . téa : i personally guarantee that mr. manning will not flee the jurisdiction . judge : you 're willing to vouch for your client ? téa : and post his bail . that 's how confident i am that mr. manning will be fully vindicated . judge : bail is set at $ 250,000 , which ms. delgado says she will personally guarantee . téa : your honor -- judge : do n't push it , ms. delgado . court is dismissed . bailiff : all rise . téa : you 're welcome . i 'm going to post bail . try to work on improving your attitude . and do n't do anything stupid while i 'm gone . if he moves , shoot him . [ scene_break ] nora : are you ready ? marty : it 's my fault . if i had n't fallen apart on the stand -- john : no , this is manning 's fault . marty : no , she 's right . i just had to research myself on the internet , or pick up a phone , or walk out the door . nora : marty , you know what ? it 's all over now . that 's over . the important thing is that you and starr stood up for yourselves today . i mean , that 's a big step . i know it does n't seem like it right now , but really , i think this is the beginning of a very happy future . come on , let 's go . you all set ? cole : oh , i 'll see you at home later . nora : oh , okay . marty : can i talk to you before we go ? nora : i 'll be outside . marty : first of all , i just want to thank you for being here . but i really want to apologize for snapping at you earlier . cole : it 's okay . marty : no , it 's not . it 's not . you 're my son , and you just deserve so much better than that . cole : i 'll see you at home . marty : okay . [ scene_break ] téa : you 're all set . you ready to go home ? todd : i do n't have a home . téa : yes , you do , and that 's where we 're going . come on . [ scene_break ] vanessa : well , your family is less than thrilled that we got married . cristian : yeah , i should n't have involved them . it 's a lot to ask . but i was afraid that if immigration came around , there would be trouble . vanessa : you 're close , you and your family . cristian : yeah , very . vanessa : and your mother really likes sarah . cristian : my mother will come around . look , we just have to focus on learning everything we can about each other . that judge warned us , immigration could show up at any time , so if we want to make this look real and keep you from being deported , we 're going to have to -- vanessa : that we need to know everything about each other that lovers would . cristian : right . vanessa : i was born left - handed , until the nuns forced me to write with my right hand , which is why my penmanship is so terrible . and if i had to choose , i would live by the mountains , not the sea . and i always sleep on the right side of the bed . cristian : that 's my side . vanessa : oh , really ? well , you know , now you 're married , so you 're going to have to learn how to share . [ scene_break ] jared : so , i went to see clint this morning , and i -- i know it 's probably old - fashioned , and a little sexist , but i asked him -- viki : for natalie 's hand in marriage ? jared : yes . [ viki gasps ] viki : what did he say ? jared : well , he gave me his blessing . [ viki laughs ] viki : oh ! jared : so you approve ? viki : what , are you kidding ? [ scene_break ] clint : so , matthew , how would you feel about your mother getting married again ? matthew : well , i mean , it 's not like i do n't know you . you 're my uncle , and you live here . clint : still , it would be quite a big change . matthew : yeah , but compared to my last stepfather , you 're cake . [ clint laughs ] [ scene_break ] nora : so , marty , we 're going to be celebrating hanukkah tonight , and we 'd love it if you 'd join us . marty : oh , thank you , but i 'm so beat , i really just feel like taking a shower and climbing into bed . nora : well , i understand that . you sleep well . marty : okay . [ scene_break ] cole : when you were talking to your dad , did you ask him how he was planning on kidnapping a newborn ? i mean , i know he was planning on leaving town with my mom , but if hope would have gone missing , the hospital would have known right away , and the cops would have been all over it . starr : yeah , i asked him , but he would n't tell me . [ scene_break ] téa : you know , todd , maybe you should get a hotel room until this is all over . you know , it 's christmas -- you should be around people . todd : no , i 'm going to stay here . téa : i have to go see another client , but i can -- i can come back later . todd : no , do n't bother . téa : i hate to see you like this , todd . todd : i want to be alone , okay ? téa : okay . todd : do n't worry about your bail money . téa : but thanks so much for posting it for me ? todd : you 're the one that wanted this fight . i was ready to plead guilty . téa : you know , todd , when people say you have n't changed , they 're wrong . you 're worse . todd : i 'll call you in a couple of days . téa : i ca n't wait . [ scene_break ] téa : oh , there 's the happy couple ! sorry i 'm late . oh , and empty - handed . the liquor store was closed , or i would have brought more champagne . where 's the cake , huh ? antonio : so i take it you were successful ? téa : i 'm always successful , antonio . but yes , today was a good day for our side . todd is free and awaiting trial on a technicality . he is home for the holidays , and he could n't be happier . [ scene_break ] [ todd starts playing `` heart and soul `` ] [ scene_break ] antonio : excuse us for a second ? antonio : i 'm going to need to see the death threat . [ téa clears throat ] antonio : how do you know this is from ray montez ? téa : who else would be threatening her ? [ phone rings ] téa : excuse me . oh , i 'm going to have to get this . feliz navidad , ey ? feliz navidad . [ loud kissing sound ] téa : adios , okay ? [ guests say `` adios `` ] [ scene_break ] singer : in the bleak midwinter frosty wind did moan earth felt hard as iron water like a stone snow all around falling snow on snow on snow in the bleak midwinter so very long ago singer : angels and archangels all had gathered there with cherubim and seraphim songs filled in the air joyous sounds rose higher reaching heaven 's ear in the bleak midwinter so very long ago very long ago [ scene_break ] téa : yeah , he married her . she 's not going anywhere . we 've got plenty of time to prove that she 's setting you up . ray : thank you , téa . well done . [ next_on ] natalie : did i just hear roxy say something about a wedding ? marty : merry christmas , todd . dorian : what did i do this time ? man : i 've got a message for you , from your pa .
starr stands up in court and announces to the judge that todd admitted to her that he was going to kidnap her baby . at that point , he tells the court that he wants to hear her testimony . tea argues . but nora is ready to prepare a case against todd for kidnapping . tea takes todd to his empty apartment after getting the judge to grant him bail . he is very depressed to be alone in the empty house without marty . carlotta and antonio tell cristian that they seriously disapprove of his fake marriage to vanessa . tea reveals that she is in cahoots with ray montez and that by persuading vanessa to marry cristian , she can keep vanessa in the us and prove that she set ray up . jared informs clint and then informs viki that he wants to marry natalie . they both say yes although natalie has no clue of his plans .
brody : `` ' twas the night before christmas , when all through the house , not a creature was stirring , not even bree mouse . `` bree : i 'm not a mouse . brody : oh , no ? these are n't whiskers ? jessica : you guys look cozy . bree : look what brody gave me . jessica : oh , my goodness ! what a great edition . see all these pretty pictures ? did you say thank you ? brody : she did . jessica : good . well , i think this is dry , so you can go hang it on the tree . i thought you had to work . brody : i 'm on break . you did n't really think i was gon na make you guys wait till tomorrow night to open your presents . merry christmas . [ scene_break ] woman : a rose doth bear a flower all in the cold midwinter and at the midnight hour and he waits for who to find the heart she left behind he prays she 'll find her way to be his bride someday ivy of all the trees in the woods holly woos the rose holly and the ivy when they are both full grown of all the trees in the woods holly bears the crown holly and the ivy the running of the deer for his rose to bloom holly waits every year for his rose to bloom holly waits every year waits every year [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , addie , i think that 's one of our most beautiful trees ever . addie : it is beautiful . i think we deserve a present . i had my eye on a package from sam and jack . those two spent hours locked in the kitchen last week . remember when jack made me the volcano ? dorian : oh , yes . we 're still trying to get the stains off the ceiling . addie : i happen to know that his science class did a unit on tsunamis this week . mitch : you think i did this ? dorian : of course i do . mitch : but why would i desecrate such a beautiful family ? addie : here 's one without a tag . maybe it 's from driver . dorian : what 's that sound ? addie : what sound ? dorian : that -- it 's ticking ! aah ! [ scene_break ] orderly : the chef made this specially for you , mr. laurence . mitch : oh , please give him my regards . and peace be with you . orderly : merry christmas , mr. laurence . [ scene_break ] charlie : hey . cop : sorry , sir . this is a restricted area . charlie : it 's okay . i know bo . bo buchanan , your boss , okay ? cop : the commissioner was very clear . no one is to enter . charlie : okay , no , but it 's okay . cop : i 'm sorry , sir . i have my orders . charlie : do you now ? that 's fine because i 've got nothing because that son of a bitch killed my son ! [ scene_break ] viki : nigel called , said that you and nora wo n't be joining us tomorrow . clint : no , we ca n't make it . sorry . viki : clint , are you okay ? you actually do n't look all that well . is n't nora taking care of you ? clint : oh , yes . nora 's taking care of me . now she 's moved on to my brother . viki : i 'm sorry ? clint : i 'm surprised that you have n't heard . i thought it would be all over town by now . viki : why do n't you put that down and just tell me what happened . where is nora ? clint : do n't know . i threw her out . viki : you what ? clint : she has been carrying on with my brother . [ scene_break ] nora : matthew and i went to the mall , scoured it . it was completely cleaned out , so i got this at the tourism stand next to the gift shop downstairs . bo : ah ... a fishing trip ? nora : well , it was either that or a palace hotel mug . anyway , i just thought when things settle down , i 'm gon na take you fishing . bo : oh ... nora : you do still fish , right ? bo : well , not in a while , but the idea of you and me in a boat on the lake , that sounds like heaven . maybe i 'll let you use a hook this time . nora : ha ha ! i meant to get you this by hanukkah , but then all of a sudden the place went crazy , so ... nora : ah ! i guess it 's the year for the brochure . bo : yeah , yeah . read it . read it . nora : ballroom dancing . oh , now , the idea of you and me on a dance floor . that 's heaven . bo : oh ... you know what ? as much as i would like to stay right here ... nora : i know . i know . i know . bo : now that we 've told téa ... nora : we have to tell dani and matthew . [ scene_break ] dani : did your mom tell you why we 're staying here and not at your house ? this is all about putting me back with my mother , is n't it ? matthew : no . i do n't think so . there 's something up with my parents . but as for your mom , it would n't be such a bad thing , right ? dani : what , you think i should forgive her ? matthew : all i 'm saying is , it sucks to hate your parents , especially during the holidays . [ scene_break ] téa : you 're giving me a christmas present ? eli : come on . we were never enemies , téa . believe me , i 'm well aware of ross ' limitations . after all this time , i 'm just trying to be a good brother . anyway , i hope you get the meaning behind this . i found it amongst his things . i thought dani might want it . maybe if it came from you ... téa : like she 'd deign to speak to me ? i doubt it . why do n't you give it to her when you go ? eli : oh , i 'm not going anywhere . téa : why , i assumed at some point you 'd want to get back to your life . eli : there 's nothing for me there that ca n't wait . i came here to put a family back together . even though the players may have changed , i 'm not giving up hope . [ scene_break ] blair : aww , you got me a present ! todd : you wish . it 's actually for hope . blair : well , that 's sweet . you 're here to see hope ? todd : yeah , and the boys . i assume dorian 's still having her `` cramer women only `` cocktail party , right ? blair : yes , she is . so , where are you taking the boys ? todd : nowhere . maybe sledding over at the buchanans . blair : oh , down the big hill , huh ? hoping to maybe run into danielle ? todd : i deserve a relationship with her , i think . blair : i know you do . just do n't want you to push too hard , todd , because you might not get the relationship you 're looking for . i 'll run and get the boys . [ scene_break ] dorian : no ! d - do n't . addie , please do n't . addie : a cuckoo clock ! i wonder who sent it . what 's that ? ha ha ! dorian : it 's a cuckoo . he has a sign that says `` time is running out . `` [ scene_break ] jessica : it 's beautiful . is that a pearl ? that 's bree 's birthstone . brody : i know . jessica : is this one of those mother 's necklaces ? brody : yeah . and you can add to it , if you want . well , what i mean is , i mean , there 's ... i mean there 's space if , uh ... in case ... jessica : in case ? brody : in case you decide to have another child . i got ta get back to work . jessica : wait . i have something for you . brody : nope . it 'll have to wait . i have to run . i 'll call you later . bye , bree . bree : thank you . [ scene_break ] viki : bo and nora are having an affair ? are you sure ? clint : they admitted it , and everybody said , `` not an issue , not to worry . `` viki : but they 've been divorced for years . clint : yeah , i took both of them aside before the wedding , and they swore up and down , `` we 're adults . we have moved on . `` liars . and then ... then they told me that the only reason they got back together again was because of matthew 's injury . now , knowing what i know now , i just want to ask them what part of matthew 's paralysis got you so damn horny ! for months , they 've been playing me like a fool ! but that 's done . that 's over with . i 'm gon na make 'em pay . i 'll see to it . [ scene_break ] rachel : so we 're homeless ? nora : oh , honey , i 'm so sorry . i 'm gon na get you a room . rachel : it 's okay . i 'll deal with it . nora : okay . rachel : although i do have to admit that i 'm glad the two of you have finally admitted what 's happened between you . you two were both so unhappy . nora : i know , but now clint 's so hurt and angry , it 's a little hard to celebrate . rachel : well , he is your brother . he ca n't be mad at you forever . bellhop : bo buchanan ? bo : yeah . bellhop : delivery from clint buchanan . bo : thank you . here you go . bellhop : thanks . nora : that 's my stuff and matthew 's . oh , and yours , rachel . what does the note say ? bo : `` they are your problem now . `` [ scene_break ] dani : can i open my gift now ? matthew : yeah . it 's a bus pass and a map of llanview , since i know how much you love asking people for directions . now you can tool around on your own and not look like such a tourist . dani : thanks . that 's great . matthew : it 's a bus pass , but i did n't have much time for shopping and i wanted you to be able to open something . dani : i do n't have anything for you . matthew : it 's okay . all i want for christmas is to be able to walk again . dani : so , how 's that going ? matthew : well , i was at therapy today . see ? look . see ? progress . dani : not bad . but i bet you bus fare you could do better . [ scene_break ] destiny : i need to find matthew , give him his gift . greg : well , thank you for the play list . i love it . destiny : well , you got to keep on keeping up , big brother . greg : that 's what i got you for . ha ha ha ! i 'll see you tomorrow at mom and dad 's ? destiny : you 're coming ? greg : yeah , why would n't i ? destiny : well , i figured you 'd be with rachel . greg : yeah , that 's the plan . destiny : you 're bringing rachel to mom and dad 's ? greg : uh , is that a problem ? destiny : it is if you want to live past dessert . greg : what ? i heard they got along great on the flight back from seattle . destiny : yeah . i was there . i do n't know who was more polite , mom or rachel . greg : there 's nothing wrong with polite , des . destiny : yeah , when it 's at 20,000 feet . but at mom 's house ... greg : well , mom will get over it . destiny : have you met mom ? she does n't get over anything ever . she 's still going on about how i ate that piece of pecan pie she was saving for her breakfast last easter . greg : i 'm a grown man , des . i date whomever i want . destiny : all i 'm saying is it could get ugly . rachel : hey , destiny . merry christmas . destiny : yeah , you hang on to that . you 're gon na need it tomorrow . [ scene_break ] téa : so you 're willing to put your life in philly on hold ? eli : what life ? i 'm in a law firm in that town . do that just fine from here . téa : no one to go home to . me neither . [ knock on door ] [ scene_break ] dorian : do any of you recognize this package ? blair : no . starr : mm - mmm . langston : no . who would give us -- [ telephone rings ] dorian : la boulaie . mitch : madam mayor . did you get my gift ? i 'm just cuckoo for cramers . mitch : it 's so you , dorian . i hope you like it . langston : ha ha ha ! dorian : all right , cramer women . time to rally round . starr : we ca n't start without cassíe and adriana . addie : it 's a shame kelly ca n't be here . she ca n't leave zane and kevin at christmastime . dorian : and cassíe has some kind of stomach thing . langston : oh , no . dorian : yes , she 's gon na be fine . she 's under a doctor 's care . adriana fractured her foot . starr : how 'd she do that ? blair : come on . have you seen the kind of shoes she wears ? langston : her and her spikes . dorian : yes , well , it has nothing to do with footwear . it has to do with a fender bender that she was in . but she 's going to be fine . she just ca n't travel right now . langston : well , maybe that 's what delphina was talking about , all the danger headed for the cramer women . dorian : yes . something like that . starr : so , it 's just us . blair : well , you know what , that 's fine . come on , it 's time for the eggnog . come on . dorian : wait . wait just a minute . i wanted to have a little bit more time to discuss with you the pitfalls of my new position . blair : must you , dorian , now ? dorian : no , it 's really important because there are enemies of mine that will try to get to me through you . blair : oh , what else is new ? starr : you 've always had enemies . [ telephone rings ] blair : that 's right . dorian : now there are a lot more of them . addie : it 's for you , dorian . dorian : okay , thank you , addie . blair : you want some eggnog ? addie : how about some eggnog , ladies ? dorian : dorian lord . mitch : no bonne noelle ? dorian : what do you want ? mitch : oh , just to enjoy the holiday , dorian , with you and your lovely cramer girls . such a shame that adriana could n't make it , though . car accident , was it ? dorian : are you responsible for that ? mitch : and then there 's cassíe . boy , i hope she recovers from whatever ails her . dorian : how are you doing this ? mitch : do say hello to blair for me and all the other girls -- that is , assuming they have n't drunk the eggnog . dorian : what about the eggnog ? mitch : high cholesterol . it 's a real killer . dorian : wait ! starr : what ? dorian : do n't ! addie : oh ! [ mitch laughs ] [ scene_break ] charlie : that maniac is laughing at me . he killed my son , and he is laughing -- cop : sir , i ca n't let you go in there . brody : i got this . i got it . charlie : what the hell are you -- brody : what 's going on , charlie ? does viki know you 're here ? charlie : no . no . she has no idea , about any of it . [ scene_break ] viki : i ca n't even imagine how hurt and angry you must feel . but you know , i 'm sure that bo and nora feel dreadful . clint : you 're on their side ? viki : no , no . of course not . clint : then do n't tell me i should feel sorry for them after they 've been carrying on behind my back god knows how long and then using my injured nephew , using their injured son as a cover ? what kind of scum does that ? they deserve everything they 're gon na get . viki : i really wish you would n't talk like that . clint : it 's true , so why not ? viki : because you sound like your father . clint : well , asa and i , we 're talking that as a compliment . viki : why do n't you just come back to llanfair with me now , okay ? clint : so i can be depressed in front of the kids ? no , thank you . i will pass . viki , i do n't want your pity , and i do n't need you to hold my hand . i will be fine , so please just go home and let me be . [ scene_break ] rachel : i missed you . greg : yeah ? well , i took some time off , and i 'm hoping you 'll spend it with me . rachel : doing what ? greg : doing that . and if you 're free tomorrow night and want some home cooking , nobody makes christmas dinner like my mother . rachel : ha ! you want me to spend christmas with your mom ? greg : sure . why not ? rachel : greg , we barely made it home , and i 'm not in the mood to tempt fate by crashing christmas dinner . i have enough to worry about . greg : like what ? rachel : i have to find a place to live . greg : what do you mean ? what happened ? rachel : long story . bottom line : no more free rides at the buchanan mansion . greg : well , i 'll tell you what . you come to christmas dinner with me , and i 'll solve your problem for you . rachel : really ? how ? greg : you can move in with me . [ scene_break ] eli : merry christmas . téa : thanks . todd : what was that ? téa : what are you doing here ? todd : um , the boys wanted to give you that . téa : they did ? where are they ? todd : down in the lobby . i wanted to talk to you about dani , and i did n't want to do it in front of them . téa : oh , okay . todd : so , uh , she 's at the buchanans ' , right ? and bo and nora are taking care of her ? téa : uh , nora and bo are looking after her as best they can . todd : what does that mean ? téa : uh , let 's just say their living arrangement is in flux . todd : what do you mean , flux ? téa : i know i 'm gon na regret saying this . danielle is not staying at the buchanan house . she 's here at the palace . [ scene_break ] dani : on 3 . i 'll lift ; you push . matthew : dani , i -- i do n't know about this . dani : why ? are you afraid you 'll get hurt ? matthew : no . i 've done harder stuff in therapy . dani : so , what 's the problem ? matthew : i do n't want to fall on my ass in front of you , okay ? dani : matthew , even if you never got out of that chair , you 're still the bravest person i 've ever met . and if you fall down , i 'll laugh my ass off . come on . you can do it . matthew : on 3 . all right . 1 , 2 , 3 . dani : there you go . you 're doing it . matthew : okay , all right , all right . do n't let go . do n't let go . dani : why ? i 'm not supporting your weight . you are . matthew : i -- i do n't want to fall . dani : no , you 're not . okay , one arm at a time . matthew : okay . dani : good . good . now the other one . matthew : all right . dani : do n't stiffen up . you 're an athlete , remember ? you know how to do this . find your feet on the floor . good . matthew : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . dani : you 've got it . you got it . look at you . matthew : oh , my god . oh , my god . i 'm standing . [ scene_break ] dorian : did anybody drink any of it yet ? all : no . langston : what ? dorian : thank goodness . blair : what ? dorian -- dorian : time out . attention , cramer women . that was the grocer . um , there 's been a recall . blair : on what ? dorian : eggs . blair : eggs ? dorian : yes . yes , apparently , uh , there are a number of contaminated eggs that are in distribution . i want to take -- take this to a lab . yes , and then have it tested . absolutely ! for goodness sakes . i 'm the mayor of this town . i want to protect my constituents the same way that i have always protected my family because you -- you all mean more to me than anything else in the whole wide world . now then -- ha ha ha ! -- all right . let 's skip the eggnog and go straight to dessert , huh ? blair : okay . what is that ? dorian : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] brody : how you doing ? charlie : what , am i in trouble ? brody : i took care of it . charlie : look , i 'm sorry , brody . i -- brody : forget it . just tell me how much you had to drink . charlie : well , enough to get me here and not enough to take that son of a bitch out . [ scene_break ] bree : when is brody coming back ? jessica : probably sometime tomorrow . you like him , do n't you ? bree : yeah . jessica : he 's one of the good guys . [ scene_break ] brody : when 'd you pick up , charlie ? this has obviously been going on a lot longer than you let on to jessica . charlie : what ? she told you ? i did n't want to worry anybody . brody : cut the crap , charlie , all right ? you slipped , okay ? it happens . now you got ta get back on the wagon . have you called your sponsor ? i suggest you do that . come on . let 's go home . charlie : no . i -- i do n't want viki to see me like this . [ scene_break ] viki : okay . i will get out of your way if that 's what you want . but if you think we 're just going to stand by and watch while you destroy yourself , no , no . your brother , for one , would not allow that . clint : i do n't have a brother . viki : yeah . asa said the same thing about his sons from time to time . he did n't mean it either . [ scene_break ] dani : come on . go for the gold . matthew : okay . whoo . whoo . look . i 'm walking ! dani : oh , yeah ? prove it . come on . let 's go for a walk . matthew : look . look , i 'm walking . oop ! dani : i 'm so proud of you . destiny : matthew ? [ scene_break ] nora : `` they 're your problem now . `` that 's so nice . bo : i think clint 's channeling pa . nora : yeah , well , your father may not have let people know it , but he knew how to forgive . bo : yeah , especially when it came to family . my prediction : clint 's gon na get over this , too , you know , with time . we just have to give him a chance to lick his wounds . nora : while we 're waiting for him to do that , what should we do ? bo : go fishing . go dancing . and help our son get back on his feet again . [ scene_break ] destiny : what are you doing ? matthew : we had to move into the hotel . destiny : i do n't mean that . you 're -- you 're standing ! you 're out of the chair ! matthew : oh , that . yeah . look , des , no wheels . [ scene_break ] todd : you moved dani into the hotel because you wanted to steal her away from me again , did n't you ? téa : todd , wait a second ! as if daniella would go anywhere with me right now . that is not what happened . look , i understand . i do n't blame you for being suspicious , but the truth is , i did n't even know she was -- todd : then why is she here ? téa : well -- todd : i 'm gon na get a court order . téa : listen . clint threw nora out , okay ? she moved into the palace with her kids . todd : smartest thing clint ever did . téa : well , be that as it may , daniella is now here . she has her own room . todd : that means that she can leave whenever she wants . téa : well , what do you suggest ? todd : i think we should tell her the truth . [ scene_break ] rachel : i ca n't stay with you . greg : why not ? rachel : first of all , we 'd be skipping a whole slew of steps . greg : like what ? rachel : we just started dating , and what the hell are your parents gon na think ? greg : who cares what my parents think ? besides , this is between you and me . and anyway , i 'm not asking you to move move in with me . i 'm just offering you a place to stay until you find something else . rachel : oh . greg : not that i do n't want to revisit this at a later point , but i am all up for enjoying the journey . rachel : okay . but what about your mother ? greg : who cares what my mother thinks ? she 's a grown woman , and i appreciate you considering her feelings , but can you do me a favor just this once ? can you let me put you first ? look , i know it 's hard . you spend all day taking care of other people , but work is over . you 're off duty . and what do you need ? do you even know ? [ scene_break ] viki : honey , is charlie around ? jessica : i thought he was with you . viki : no . he actually went to a meeting , but that was earlier . i just came from seeing clint . bree , you know something ? i went to grandpa 's , and you know what he did ? he forgot to put out cookies and carrots for santa and the reindeer , and he 's very unhappy about that . i think that he could use a visit from you and your mom . jessica : is dad okay ? viki : i think he needs someone to brighten his day . [ scene_break ] téa : we need to give dani a little space . todd : oh , sure . a teenager should always get whatever she wants . téa : no , because she just saw the only father she 's ever known get shot and fall off a bridge . todd : and you think she 's equipped to handle that alone in a hotel room ? téa : she 's not gon na listen to anything we have to say to her , todd . she thinks we 're responsible for ross ' death . and maybe we are . look at me ! nora and bo are taking care of her . we need to give her some time to heal . todd : i 'm her father . téa : listen . listen to me . to her , you 're the man who destroyed her family and killed her dad . todd : yes , and that 's all i 'm gon na be to her until we tell her the truth . téa : i know that you want her to understand why things happened the way they did , that you are not to blame , but she ca n't hear that right now , okay ? it 's probably only gon na drive her further away from you . do n't you want to get close to her ? do n't you want to get to know her ? do n't you want to give her a chance to get to know estrella and the boys ? todd : just -- what i want is to help her out . i know that she 's in a lot of pain . téa : then leave her alone . if i can do it , you can do it . todd : so , what are you gon na do ? just sit there in that depressing hotel room on christmas eve , all by yourself ? téa : well , believe it or not , i have n't been invited to any swanky parties . no one has even come to visit me except for eli and now you , and you just came because of the boys . todd : i 'm sure the boys would love to see you if you 'd like to see them . téa : of course i would . todd : then why do n't you come over and open up presents with them . téa : really ? todd : yeah . not even you should be alone on christmas eve . [ scene_break ] langston : did dorian seem strange to you ? addie : dorian 's always strange . langston : no , i mean stranger than usual . addie : not really . is n't this the cutest thing ? [ scene_break ] dorian : i had the eggnog tested . it was laced with strychnine . mitch : whoa . you 're lucky no one was killed . dorian : my girls were about to drink that eggnog . mitch : man , am i glad i was able to warn you . that is troubling , though . i mean , just think if i had n't been able to get through to you , this -- this person -- whoever he or she may be -- why , they -- they might have wiped out your entire family . dorian : i 'm gon na do whatever you want . bo will be fired by the new year . mitch : hallelujah . [ mitch humming `` joy to the world `` ] [ `` joy to the world `` playing on tv ] [ scene_break ] chorus : prepare him room let heaven and nature sing let heaven and nature sing starr : what ? blair : oh . `` the first brick of the hope manning neonatal wing at llanview hospital . `` [ scene_break ] chorus : the savior reigns let men their songs employ while fields and floods rocks , hills , and plains repeat the sounding joy repeat the sounding joy repeat , repeat the sounding joy chorus : no more let sins and sorrows grow no more let sins and sorrows grow nor thorns infest the ground he comes to make his blessings flow far as the curse is found he rules the world with truth and grace and makes the nations prove the glories of his righteousness and wonders of his love and wonders of his love and wonders , wonders of his love joy to the world the lord is come let earth receive her king let every heart prepare him room and heaven and nature sing and heaven and nature sing and heaven and nature sing chorus : we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year good tidings we bring to you and your kin good tidings for christmas and a happy new year oh , bring us a figgy pudding oh , bring us a figgy pudding oh , bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year
viki brings a gift to buchanan mansion for clint . nora brings a stocking containing a fishing trip brochure to bo 's hotel room . destiny brings a gift of the latest music to greg at his hotel room . dani is in her hotel room stabbing at an article about todd manning with a felt pen when matthew arrives with a gift for her . it is a bus pass and a map of llanview . tea is in her hotel room trying to compose a letter to danielle when eli arrives with a gift for her . it is a framed picture of ross and daniela . todd arrives at la boulaie to pick up the boys with a gift for hope . at llanfair , brody gives bree a book to add to her collection . he gives jessica a charm necklace with bree 's birthstone on it . he tells her it has room to add more birthstones if she decides to have more children . starr , langston , dorian , and addie are at la boulaie celebrating christmas . starr and langston want to wait for cassie and adriana , but dorian informs them that cassie is ill and adriana broke her foot in an auto accident so they wo n't be coming . addie brings dorian a gift with no tag on it . dorian observes that it is ticking and wants to get rid of it , but addie insists on opening it . it 's a cuckoo clock with a note on it that says , `` time is running out . `` an orderly brings mitch laurence 's dinner platter . when mitch lifts the cover , he finds a cell phone on the plate . he calls dorian and tells her it 's too bad about cassie and adriana not being able to make it . he makes a comment about the eggnog so dorian knocks it off the table before anyone can drink it . she goes to mitch 's hospital room and tells her that the eggnog had strychnine in it . he smugly tells her it is a good thing he was able to warn her before someone took out all of the cramer at once . she tells him she will do whatever he wants and that she will fire bo buchanan before the new year . charlie goes to the hospital to confront mitch , but brody stops him . brody reveals that he knows charlie fell off the wagon and tells him to call his sponsor . brody takes charlie home and sneaks him in the back so that viki wo n't see him in his condition .
michael : john . oh , you think if you stand there long enough , that outlet will tell you who pulled the plug on tico santi ? john : make my job a hell of a lot easier . michael : what happened to that piece of latex you found ? john : forensics is testing it for d.n.a . , but they 're working on a skeleton staff over the holiday . they wo n't know anything till at least monday . michael : that 's great . you got the night off . you can come to the party at the love center with me . come on . john , it 's christmas eve . the whole town is going to be there . [ scene_break ] dorian : adriana , i told you you should 've worn a coat . this is outrageous that we have to walk so far . adriana : it 's not that far . dorian : you would think with all the warehouses in angel square , empty ones , they would open a parking garage . starr : would you please stop being such a diva , ok ? if you 're going to complain so much , then you should 've worn a coat instead of your shawl . dorian : blair ? excuse me , but are you going to allow this child to talk to me that way ? adriana : you guys , come on ! it 's christmas . david : all right , it 's cold , we 're getting cranky . why do n't we go to the party so everybody can start admiring us ? blair : you know , why do n't you all go on without me . starr : mom ? blair : it 's ok . i need some alone time . [ scene_break ] viki : merry christmas to you . nora : there you are . viki : nora ! happy holidays . nora : hey ! happy holidays , viki . viki : you look very handsome . merry christmas to you . matthew : merry christmas , aunt viki . viki : you know what ? you 're not going to get away with a handshake for years ! matthew : merry christmas . nora : this place looks great . we 're going to go get some cookies . viki : yes , and santa claus . nora : oh , yes . evangeline : happy holidays . viki : and to you , too . i 'm so glad you came . evangeline : oh , i would n't have missed it for the world . john was planning to come , but he got stuck on a case . i can not believe you got this place built in less than a year . viki : well , the elves -- the elves were the ones responsible . evangeline : oh . viki : merry christmas . [ scene_break ] marcie : are you all right ? jen : no . riley thinks i killed paul cramer . marcie : what ? that 's terrible ! did you ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : nora ? i saw your picture in the newspaper with daniel today . so i guess you decided to go public with your relationship . but does it mean that it 's true love ? [ scene_break ] duke : thanks , dad . kevin : oh , do n't thank me yet . i do n't seem to know much about your tastes lately . [ scene_break ] renee : i 'm so glad you 're here with us tonight . paige : oh , well , thank you so much for inviting me . asa : uh - huh . where are nora and matthew ? bo : that 's enough , pa . asa : enough of what ? i just said , `` where are nora and -- `` bo : i know what you just said . i know what you 're about to say . i do n't want to talk about it . i do n't want to talk about nora , ok ? asa : merry damn christmas to you ! roxy : merry jingle berry , everybody ! nigel : happy holidays , everyone . renee : it 's so great to see you looking so -- festive . roxy : yeah , nigel 's finally thinking outside of his socks . come on , turn your love light on , baby . nigel : oh -- renee : nigel . roxy : is n't that a riot ? i love it ! renee : come on , sit down . paige : so , what is their story ? bo : it 's -- it 's a real long story . paige : oh . renee : roxanne , what is that lovely scent you 're wearing ? roxy : oh , you like it ? for christmas , nigel got me enchantment perfume . yeah , i 've been fighting off those little elves with a stick all day long . renee : oh , honey , that sounds exciting . roxy : ooh -- oh , i got something for you . you 'll love it . renee : oh , oh ! it 's so heavy . what is this ? roxy : it 's dense . it 's fruitcake . renee : oh . nigel : happy christmas , sir . asa : i do n't want you here , nigel , unless you came back for your old job . roxy : hey , lieutenant governor . did your son come back yet ? kevin : no , actually , he has n't . roxy : oh , man , i 'm really sorry to hear about that , you know , because family is really important . and i bet for christmas all you want is your baby boy , right ? [ scene_break ] carlotta : i prayed -- i prayed for a miracle , but i never believed that god would bless me with such a precious gift . ay , mijo . this is the most beautiful christmas . something 's wrong . cristian : what ? what 's wrong ? carlotta : your eyes -- something 's different . cristian : different how ? [ scene_break ] dorian : it 's not going to be the same without you . blair : i 'll call you , all right ? starr : mom , just be really careful coming home , ok ? blair : ok . have fun . mrs. bigelow , any word on todd ? i do n't care how much it costs , just find him . all right ? todd . [ scene_break ] michael : come on , john . nobody wants to spend christmas eve in a hospital . it 's depressing . john : it 's not depressing because i 'm working . michael : yeah , well , you know what ? i think you 'd work a lot better if you 'd take some time , get your mind off the case for a little while . come on , john , the party 's going to be a blast . john : look , i already told evangeline i could n't make it . michael : she 'll be surprised to see you . she 'll be happy , john . john : a man was murdered on my watch , michael . michael : a man who was responsible for more than , i do n't know , a dozen murders ? john : maybe . maybe , michael , but i still believe in the system . is the world a better place because tico santi is dead ? yeah , i agree it is . but not like that . pulling the plug on a guy on life - support -- there 's no nobility in that ; there 's no honor in that . and somewhere , somehow , someone 's got to be accountable for it , or else the system does n't work . like i said , i still believe in it . michael : i see that , john . it 's just -- john : michael , what do you say we just treat this like any other case and just leave it at that ? michael : you 're not treating it like any other case , john . john : because people i care about got hurt ! michael : people ? you mean natalie . [ scene_break ] natalie : mrs. vega , cristian 's been through a lot this year , and i 'm sure that 's what you 're seeing that 's different about him . carlotta : i suppose you 're right . the most important thing is that you 're back home with us where you belong . mijo , i ca n't believe it . ay , mijo . gracias , senor . gracias . the lord has answered all my prayers this christmas -- almost all my prayers . jessica : why do n't we all head over to the love center . the party 's already started . natalie : i 'll go get the coats . cristian : i 'll go with you . natalie : ok . antonio : it 's good to have him back . carlotta : it 's a miracle . cristian : mom ? antonio : why do n't you guys go ahead ? i 'll bring her there as soon as i 'm finished . [ scene_break ] nora : lindsay , my relationship with daniel is none of your business . lindsay : i 'll take that as a no . nora : oh , but i did n't say no , did i ? lindsay : you did n't have to . have n't you learned by now ? you ca n't get over the man that you love by throwing yourself into the arms of another man . [ scene_break ] jen : i ca n't believe you would ask me if i 'm a murderer . marcie : jen -- jen , i 'm sorry . ok , look , i know you would never do anything like that . you know i love you , and so does riley . riley : i do love you . and i do n't believe you killed paul cramer . and i want us to work things out , if you 'll let me . [ scene_break ] carlotta : i do n't know whatever part you played in bringing him and finding him , but i 'm sure that you 're very happy . i know you missed your -- well , cristian . antonio : i 've missed you , too . [ scene_break ] viki : michael and marcie were actually wondering whether you would agree to come onboard as counsel for the community center . evangeline : oh , absolutely . viki : you would ? evangeline : i would be honored . viki : evangeline , that 's wonderful . i ca n't wait to tell them . oh , i 'm delighted . thank you . oh , starr ! starr : hi . viki : hi , baby ! oh , you look so pretty ! starr : thank you . merry christmas . viki : merry christmas , honey . merry christmas , adriana . adriana : merry christmas . dorian : viki , i was hoping that i would see you here tonight . viki : merry christmas , dorian , david . adriana : starr , let 's go get a drink . starr : yeah . adriana : yeah . david : hey , starr ? stay away from the eggnog . it 's probably spiked . dorian : well , this must be difficult for you , though , being here alone this time of year . viki : well , fortunately , i 'm not alone . i have my family . dorian : oh , but not todd , right ? he 's gone , and this time it looks like it 's for good . [ scene_break ] blair : where the hell have you been ? well , well , fancy meeting you here . the wedding plans are all done , and i 've even picked out a song for our first dance . todd : yeah , i ca n't wait . blair : me , too . todd : how about we practice ? blair : here ? now ? todd : why not ? as far as i 'm concerned , we 're already married . blair : no . do n't believe him . do n't get sucked in . todd : close your eyes . imagine that the man has already declared us man and wife . blair : oh , so stupid . i still am . [ scene_break ] roxy : your night . make it an eggnog . nigel : oh , coming right up , my dearest . roxy : and do n't forget , baby , make it pretty . nigel : a little eggnog with your bourbon , yes . roxy : you know , l.g . , nothing beats family , especially at this time . and i was never very good at that mama and santa thing , but , you know , ace , he 's like a little tyke , so he 's not going to know the diff , and i got this feeling in the pit of my stomach he 's going to be back real soon . kevin : excuse me . roxy : did i say something wrong ? [ scene_break ] john : this case has nothing to do with natalie . michael : it 's her husband , her sister -- john : oh , i know who 's involved . michael : yeah , and you and natalie were -- john : get over it , michael . i 'm with somebody else now . michael : yeah , you 're with evangeline . and you know what ? right now she 's standing at a party all by herself . what are you doing , john ? you 're standing around , staring at electrical outlets , waiting for some sort of a psychic vision ? john : little brother , you of all people should know it 's not a 9 : 00-to-5 : 00 gig . michael : yeah , it 's also not an excuse to shut people out , john . john : hey , i do n't want to go to some stupid christmas party , all right ? michael : all right , fine . look , i 'm just calling it the way i see it , ok ? evangeline is great , and , yes , she 's a big girl ; she can take care of herself . but check it out , john -- nobody likes to spend christmas eve by themselves , and if you 're working on getting rid of her , if you 're working on losing her , you are on the right track , pal . john : then you know what i suggest ? i suggest you go find marcie , because the two of you do n't need any more trouble . michael : merry christmas , john . john : merry christmas , mikey . [ scene_break ] viki : todd would be here if he could . i 'm quite convinced he would never leave his children unless he had no choice . jessica : hey , mom ! viki : jessie ! merry christmas , darling ! natalie : it 's so nice to see you . viki : merry christmas , sweetheart . i 'm so glad you 're both here . natalie : you look amazing . viki : i 'm glad you 're both here . [ scene_break ] dorian : i could barf . david : yeah , i think i just did a little bit . what are we doing here , anyway ? dorian : maybe i 'm here for inspiration . david : from the middle class ? dorian : david , i lost my job because of viki . maybe viki should lose her job because of me . [ scene_break ] marcie : i 'm going to go see if the kids need any help from an elf . jen : there 's no point in this . riley : do n't walk away from me . if you say you did n't kill cramer , i believe you . jen : no , you do n't . riley : why would i lie to you ? yes , the evidence looks bad , but -- jen : what evidence ? riley : oh , come on -- paul 's i.d . bracelet ? jen : there 's something else , is n't there ? your dad -- he told you about something else ? riley : that 's not true . jen : yes , he 's trying to convince you that i 'm guilty , is n't he ? riley : hey , hey . merry christmas . [ scene_break ] viki : cristian , your mother must be overjoyed . i know that she was devastated when she thought she 'd lost you . natalie : will you excuse us for a minute ? viki : sure . natalie : thanks . hey , what 's the matter ? cristian : look , natalie , i know you meant well , and i love you , but -- natalie : i should n't have brought your mom back . cristian : you saw the way she looked at me . natalie : at first , but -- cristian : i told you i 've changed . natalie : look , cristian , i know that a lot has changed , but you are still the same cristian as you always were . [ scene_break ] carlotta : you mean that ? you missed me ? you 've been so angry with me . antonio : you lied to me . my whole life , i believed i was your son . when i found out i was n't -- carlotta : antonio , you are my son , and you will always be my son , every bit as much as cristian is . antonio : how can that be true ? carlotta : well , you 'll never be a mother , so i guess you 're just going to have to believe me , antonio . antonio : you know how much i hate being manuel santi ? carlotta : you 're not . you are not manuel santi . you are antonio vega , a good and decent man . and i love you with all my heart and all my soul . antonio : i love you , mami . [ scene_break ] singer : the first noel the angel did say was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay in fields where they lay keeping their sheep on a cold winter 's night that was so deep [ scene_break ] kevin : what the hell are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] nora : there you go . matthew : thanks , santa . nora : hey ! matthew : santa told me i 'd get everything i wanted . nora : did you also tell him you 've gotten eight presents for hanukkah ? matthew : he 's santa . he already knows that . nora : right , ok , so which one do you want the best , hmm ? matthew : nothing i can ask him for . nora : really ? well , then what is it ? matthew : that you and dad would stop fighting with each other . bo : thanks . [ scene_break ] r.j. : look who it is . good evening , counselor . happy christmas . evangeline : merry christmas , r.j. hello , beautiful ! she looks so cute . did you see santa claus yet ? r.j. : my granddaughter will not be sitting on daniel colson 's lap , santa claus or no . evangeline : hmm . hi , cutie . r.j. : so , where 's mcbain ? evangeline : working . r.j. : too bad he could n't make a little time for you this christmas . evangeline : he just did . [ scene_break ] starr : hey , matthew . matthew : hey , starr . did you get anything good ? starr : well , my dad was supposed to buy me a new computer . matthew : you think he 's going to come back ? starr : everyone says that he 's never coming back , but i just think that they 're so stupid . i mean , i seriously believe that he 's coming back , and i will never give up on him , no matter what . [ scene_break ] blair : what am i doing ? why do i still want to believe him ? todd : all right , now , how about we practice that moment when they declare us man and wife ? blair : practice ? we 've been practicing out of order , then . todd : well , that 's so us , do n't you think ? blair : there is no `` us , `` damn it . todd : so the guy says , `` you may kiss the bride . `` blair : and then ? todd : let me show you . blair : no ! no , no , no , stop ! he does n't love you ! there was no wedding ! it was all a lie ! stop ! [ scene_break ] kevin : what are you doing with ace 's things ? kelly : i just wanted something to remember him by . kevin : uh - uh . kelly : please , kevin , it 's christmas and i miss him so much . kevin : well , maybe you should 've thought of that before you gave him back to his real mother . kelly : i never said i gave him back . kevin : you did n't have to . i know what you did . now get out . kelly : i 'm taking this . kevin : no , you 're not . kelly : kevin , you have another son . and hopefully one day you will realize how wonderful duke is . but ace -- ace was my whole life . please , if you ever felt anything for me at all , please , just let me take some of his things . [ scene_break ] duke : merry christmas . adriana : what are you doing here ? duke : things at asa 's got a little intense . and i wanted to see you . adriana : me , too . duke : oh , i also wanted to give you this . adriana : oh . duke : merry christmas , adriana . adriana : merry christmas , duke . [ scene_break ] daniel : hey , hey , riley . that was some kiss you gave jen . riley : well , it 's none of your business , is it , santa ? daniel : look , son , i know jen 's on the hot seat because of the paul cramer murder , but i 'm going to do everything in my power to help her . riley : why are you on her side all of a sudden ? daniel : i want what any father does -- for his son to be happy . [ scene_break ] marcie : hey , r.j . jen : hi . marcie and jen : merry christmas . r.j. : and you , too . marcie : she 's so beautiful , is n't she ? jen : i know . michael : hey ! hi ! marcie and jen : hey . michael : you guys look great . marcie : thank you . jen looks a lot better than me , though . jen : no , i do n't . michael : marcie , when are you going to stop with all the negative comparisons ? rex : ugh , how do they expect anybody to drink this ? the whole point of eggnog is the whiskey . jen : what 's wrong with you ? rex : shannon skipped town . [ scene_break ] cristian : merry christmas . natalie : they 're beautiful . thank you . cristian : you do n't like them ? natalie : no . no , i do . they 're wonderful . cristian : but what ? natalie : nothing . it 's just something mom said . she kind of hinted that maybe you were going to give me one of your paintings . cristian : i am , i am . it 's just not quite ready yet . and since this is our first married christmas , i wanted you to have something to remember it by . natalie : thank you . look , baby , things , they do n't matter to me . i mean , i 'm just happy i 'm with you . cristian : you know how lucky i feel to have you in my life ? [ scene_break ] riley : excuse me , president davidson . viki : riley ! merry christmas . riley : merry christmas to you , too . i wanted to thank you for giving me the opportunity to work on the love center project . viki : what a very nice thing to say . i hope that you are as proud of your work as i am , of all of you . riley : well , it is starting to settle in about how much good we did do here . merry christmas . viki : merry christmas . [ scene_break ] david : uh - oh . what 's going on inside that pretty head of yours ? dorian : i just had the most brilliant idea . [ scene_break ] carlotta : oh , jamie ! oh , r.j. , she looks beautiful ! r.j. : well , thank you . carlotta : merry christmas . feliz navidad , mija ! r.j. : well , i 'm surprised to see you two together . i thought that you had disowned the churchgoing , law - abiding side of the family . antonio : listen , r.j. , i appreciate everything you 've done . i think i 'm ready to take her home . r.j. : why ? why should i ? so you can run off and abandon her the next time you need to act a fool ? no , forget it . jamie lives with me now . [ scene_break ] blair : why are you doing this ? you 're only going to break her heart in the end . viki : blair ? who are you talking to ? it 's freezing out here . why do n't you come inside ? blair : how did you know i was out here ? viki : i did n't . i came out to get some air , you know . was kind of missing ben . it 's my first christmas without him . blair : i 'm sorry . i understand . viki : i know you do . i miss todd , too . he always complained about christmas , but i think he enjoyed it nonetheless . blair : you know , it 's really funny , i -- i feel like he is just so close that i could touch him , and then i -- he just disappears . [ scene_break ] nigel : oh . roxanne : yeah , it 's just like the limeys wear on the bvd . nigel : bbc . i love it , roxanne . thank you so very much . asa : please , find someplace else to do that . renee : asa , darling , they 're our guests . asa : they 're not our guests , their yours ! roxanne : hey , man , do you always got to be so rude ? asa : i was not talking to you ! roxanne : well , i got ears . you think i ca n't hear ? asa : really ? nigel : why do n't you open your gift ? roxanne : what the hell 's that ? you 're giving me the hotel ? nigel : my heart really is n't in the hotel business . believe it or not , i miss my old job . asa : what ? you do ? nigel : of course , i could never come back unless mr. buchanan asked me nicely . asa : how nicely ? nigel : very nicely . asa : nigel , would you please consider coming back to your old job ? nigel : i 'll think about it . asa : what ? nigel : i 'd be honored to work for you again . asa : get me one of those cigars . you take one . oh , come on , take one . this -- now , this is a celebration . [ scene_break ] blair : so tell me the truth , viki -- do you think todd walked out on me and the kids ? viki : no , i do n't think so . but at the same time , i know that he 's capable of anything . i also know that as many times as he 's left , he 's always come back . honey , your family 's inside . why do n't you come to the party ? blair : thanks , but i really want to be alone . viki : ok . blair : thanks . [ scene_break ] antonio : i 'm her father , r.j. , and if i remember correctly , i asked you for a favor . r.j. : her father ? you 're a deadbeat . no visits , no financial support . so for those of us toiling in the really real world , you abandoned your daughter months ago , and i bet most judges would agree with me . now , if you want to push this point , we 'll see you in court . carlotta : please let them go , just for tonight . trust me , you do n't want to ruin jamie 's christmas by fighting . jessica : what 's wrong ? antonio : r.j . jessica : what do you mean , r.j. ? antonio : he wants to keep jamie . jessica : my god . antonio , i 'm so sorry . listen , if there 's anything that i can do , just ask . antonio : i appreciate that . [ scene_break ] lindsay : i got to tell you , you two make a fabulous couple . i 'm glad you and nora have moved on with your lives . bo : dr. paige miller , say hello to lindsay rappaport . paige : hi , nice to meet you . bo : lindsay is our prime suspect in the paul cramer murder investigation . merry christmas , lindsay . lindsay : merry christmas . [ scene_break ] daniel : nora . nora : hey , there you are ! i 've been looking all over for you . daniel : you sure about that ? nora : i 'm positive . hey , look , mistletoe . daniel : i do n't see any mistletoe . nora : really ? daniel : yeah . nora : why do n't you use your imagination ? [ scene_break ] michael : what do you mean , shannon skipped town ? rex : well , i went by the love shack to pick her up , but she was already on her way out with her suitcase . she said she was headed back to a.c . marcie : i hope she 's not going to be alone for christmas . i 'm going to go talk to john . on second thought , he looks a little busy . i think i 'll take care of this myself . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm so glad you made it . john : i just wish i could always be there for you . evangeline : occupational hazard . besides , you can make it up to me . john : you name it . evangeline : i 'm going to say a few goodbyes . meet me in the coatroom , five minutes . the coatroom . natalie : honey , you 're looking kind of tired . maybe we should go home . cristian : that 's a good idea . i want you all to myself . natalie : tell you what -- you go say good night to your mom , and i 'll get our coats . cristian : ok . evangeline : great to see you , too . happy holidays . natalie : whoa . whoa . what are you doing ? john : i 'm sorry . i thought you were evangeline . natalie : i thought -- john : natalie , i 'm -- natalie , please , i 'm sorry . i did n't -- evangeline : hey . i 'm so sorry . i got held up . i hope you found something to do while you were waiting . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'll be home for christmas . you can count on me . please have snow and mistletoe and presents under the tree . christmas eve will find me where the love light gleams . i 'll be home for christmas if only in my dreams . i 'll be home for christmas if only in my dreams stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] evangeline : i do not believe you killed tico santi . antonio : but you 're not sure , are you , john ? viki : he 's kept so much to himself . look , something is torturing cristian . jessica : cris , what are you hiding ? todd : help me . singer : oh tiny feet still in pajamas racin ' down the stairs hurryin ' to see if santa left somethin ' for them down there the glass of milk they left is empty the cookies missin ' just one bite and they swear they heard somebody walkin ' on the roof last night is n't it wonderful ? if only for just one day anything 's possible the joy on a child 's face the hope that 's inside of me that 's all the proof i need and i still believe in christmas
carlotta is ecstatic that christian is home , but she sees something in his eyes that worries her . chris and natalie leave to go to the love center christmas party . antonio and carlotta talk . antonio calls carlotta `` mommy `` and tells her that he missed her . carlotta is thrilled that she has both of her sons home . they go on to the party as well and run into rj . antonio tells him that he 'll take jamie home with him now , but rj refuses to give her up . carlotta tells antonio to leave it alone for now – do n't ruin jamie 's christmas . natalie is visibly disappointed with the earrings that chris gives her . he promises that she will get a painting as soon as it 's done . daniel plays santa at the party . matthew tells nora that he wants her and bo to stop fighting . michael tells john to take the night off and be with evangeline for christmas eve , so he too shows up at the party . evangeline is pleased that he came . they decide to meet in the coatroom in a few minutes . john goes there first to surprise her and turns the lights out . natalie comes in to get her and christian 's coats . john grabs her , thinking she 's evangeline , and kisses her . john quickly apologizes , but natalie hurries to get their coats to leave . john has a strange look on his face when evangeline comes in after and does n't realize what happened . dorian believes that viki cost her her job , so she 's determined to make sure viki loses hers . blair does n't go into the party with the rest of her family . she sits outside in the cold visualizing todd and blair together . she warns her dream blair not to believe anything todd says . meanwhile , todd has escaped from the cabin , but he collapses in the snow . he manages to make a sign , `` help me blair `` , out of twigs before he loses consciousness . kevin finds kelly at the mansion in ace 's room . she begs him to let her take some of ace 's belongings so she 'll have something to remember him by . she reminds him that she 'll never have another child , but he still has duke . she tells him to get to know duke before he loses him too . nigel and roxy come to the mansion for dinner . asa is hostile towards them . as a christmas present , nigel gives roxy the deed to the hotel , saying that the only job for him is working for asa – if asa will ask him back nicely .
jessica : do n't pretend you do n't know me , nash . it 's tess . nash : jessica , cut it out . jessica : what kind of welcome home is that ? i have missed you . i am here to make all of your dreams come true . jessica did n't know what to put in your stocking , so i thought i 'd bring you home me . merry christmas . [ scene_break ] jared : you slept with your ex ? natalie : last night . jared : and you 're telling me this why ? natalie : because it proves that we 're done . jared : how we feel about each other is no longer an issue because you had ex sex ? natalie : i had ex sex because i have moved on , uncle jared . [ scene_break ] starr : mom , calm down ! adriana : come on , blair , what are you going to do , huh ? blair : you and rex are going to jail ! addie : well , i guess it 's true what they say . a party is n't a party until something gets broken . merry christmas , girls . so , who wants to kiss me first ? blair : mama ? is that -- is -- is that really her ? addie : of course , it 's me . come here , honey . blair : oh , mama . addie : oh , you feel so good . i 'm glad i got here when i did . i think i just saved you from yourself . adriana ? you can thank me later . starr : grandma -- addie : my little starr -- did you think i 'd forgotten you ? never , never , never . you 're so lovely , and so grown - up . starr : thank you . addie : you 've done a wonderful job with these girls , dorian . dorian : addie ? addie : it 's me . dorian : i know . but how ? addie : it was time , do n't you think ? and who is this lovely young woman ? dorian : the newest member of our family . my foster daughter , langston . addie : langston -- what a fabulous name . langston : thank you . blair : mama , why -- why do n't you sit down , okay ? addie : because i do n't want to . i 'm -- i 've been sitting down for 40 years . i 'm through with sitting down . it 's christmas eve , and i am proposing a toast . to a brand - new me ! [ scene_break ] [ `` silent night `` plays ] rex : it was really great seeing you . gigi : you , too . rex : if you remember anything else about marcie -- gigi : yeah , i 'll give you a call . rex : you know , it 's a terrible thing , a father losing a chance to watch his son grow up . gigi : balsom ? gigi : i need to tell you something . rex : what ? my god . that ring -- you married ? gigi : me ? no . no , this is -- i 'm pawn -- i 'm pawning this for a friend . rex : we have to talk . [ scene_break ] charlie : that was our first kiss . viki : i actually knew that . charlie : and i 'd have to say that as far as first kisses go , that was a pretty darn good one . viki : well , i would so have to agree with you . viki : oh , my . oh , my , my , my . charlie : what ? viki : this is kind of silly . it -- it 's -- it 's been a while for me , and i -- i was kind of wondering , you know , whether i would still feel -- and -- well , i did . i mean , i -- i do . um -- oh , dear . [ viki giggles ] charlie : well , it 's sort of like riding a bicycle . viki : no . no , this is nothing like riding a bicycle , thank god . viki : i ca n't believe this . charlie : what ? viki : well , i do n't know -- us necking in a truck in a drive - in on christmas eve . charlie : yeah , i had planned on passing out on the park bench myself . viki : is this preferable ? charlie : i 'm very lucky . viki : yeah , me , too . [ scene_break ] [ `` silent night `` plays ] gigi : um -- i 'm just doing this friend of mine a favor . she 's divorced and she needs the money , and she could n't bring herself to , you know , haggle with the guy , so she asked me to do it . rex : how -- how much -- how much does she want for it ? gigi : i 'm sorry ? rex : the ring -- how much ? gigi : why ? rex : because i 'm in the market , and if it 's not too pricey , i might be able to take it off your hands . [ scene_break ] langston : i thought you told me your grandmother was , you know , out of the ballgame . starr : well , she was . i mean , she 's been institutionalized since before i was even born . langston : so then what happened ? starr : i honestly do n't know . adriana : addie , where did you get all this stuff ? addie : the internet . you just go online and they have all these wonderful pictures of wonderful things , and you click - click , and -- and they send them to you -- wrapped . blair : mama , you look wonderful . it 's just we 're so surprised . addie : well , good ! what 's christmas without a few surprises ? dorian : i 'm calling st. ann 's . addie : do n't touch that phone ! those days are over . i 'm myself -- whatever that is . are n't you happy for me ? blair : oh , mama , of course . we 're very , very happy for you . it 's just i think we 're -- we 're a little shocked that the doctors did n't tell us how well you were doing . addie : it 's because i told them to keep their trap shut . i wanted you to take one look at me and just know . dorian : we are thrilled . it -- it 's , you know , it is a -- a big change , and i guess we just do n't know what to make of it . addie : and you 'd feel more comfortable talking to my doctor than to me ? dorian : yes , that 's a wonderful idea . i 'm going to call dr. bonner now . addie : he 's right here . eddie ? dr. edward bonner , my miracle man . edward : in cases like these , ordinarily , i do like to prepare the family first , but addie insisted on surprising you all . dorian : prepare us ? for what ? edward : for your sister 's transformation . dorian : yes . it is a big difference , dr. bonner . addie : i 'm just the same as i always was . i 'm just not trapped inside anymore . dorian : and what 's responsible for this change ? edward : it 's because of you , dr. lord . [ scene_break ] jared : and which ex was this one , hmm ? i 've lost count . natalie : funny . it was john . jared : oh , right . yeah , he 's the one you saw on the docks that night kissing another woman , the night you came barging into my hotel room , drank my vodka and half my tequila , and drug me to bed . natalie : where all we did was sleep . jared : hmm . your loss . natalie : i 'm sorry -- um -- i did n't -- i did n't quite hear that , uncle jared . jared : so you and john -- natalie : we had a few drinks , went back to his room , and had sex . jared : you were drunk . natalie : i had a few shots . i would n't say i was drunk . jared : so what 'd you tell him ? natalie : what do you mean ? jared : well , i mean , since you were both stone - cold sober , he must have wondered , being an ex , why you suddenly had your tongue down his throat . natalie : the point is that -- jared : that you slept with another man because you were so broken up about not being able to have me that you had to drown your sorrows in somebody else . natalie : this conversation i over . jared : but you ca n't run away from me . it does n't matter how much tequila you shoot , or how many men you drudge up from your past . this is real , and i am not letting go of you . [ scene_break ] nash : oh . jessica : admit it . you missed me . well , jessica 's nice , but -- if you like nice . nash : i 'm calling the doctor . jessica : yes , yes ! i fooled you ! you totally thought i was tess ! nash : jess ? jessica : yes ! nash : yes . jessica : oh . i am so sorry i scared you . i just -- i just had to know that i still had it in me . nash : why ? why would you want to be tess ? jessica : so i can fool jared . nash : whoa ! ah ! jessica : well , you saw what he did to natalie . he totally broke her heart , and it 's -- it 's my fault . i brought jared to town . nash : no , it 's not your fault , it is tess ' fault . jessica : okay , well , then tess can fix it . she fooled him once , she can fool him again . nash : that 's great , that 's great . that 's fantastic . jared now -- and what about us ? have you thought about us ? have you thought about what it would do to you and to me to have tess running around loose again ? nash : i love you . you are my wife . you are the mother of my child , and we have a happy and a healthy life together . i 'm not willing to jeopardize that , not for all the jareds in the world . jessica : we are not going to jeopardize it . nash : hmm . jessica : i am healthy now , i am integrated . tess is a part of me , but she 's also a role i can play , a role that i can use to get to jared . nash : how ? how is tess going to get to jared , huh ? jessica : how do you think ? [ scene_break ] natalie : do n't touch me . it 's not fair . jared : you 're right . i 'm sorry . i -- i 'm just concerned . i know how you get when you 're upset , and the thought of you drowning your sorrows in meaningless sex , it 's -- natalie : oh , please . get over yourself . and who said it was meaningless ? jared : what are you saying ? natalie : not that it 's any of your business , uncle jared , but john and i were together for a very long time , and we 're friends . we care about each other , and we have never had meaningless sex , and we never will . we know each other very well . we 're very close . jared : i get it . natalie : no , you do n't get it , because you and i have never had that , and we never will . jared : so you and john are -- natalie : see ya . jared : natalie , are you going back to him ? natalie : what 's the difference , jared ? you and i -- it ca n't happen . [ scene_break ] [ christmas music plays ] adriana : girls , why do n't we let the doctors chat ? addie , would you like some eggnog ? addie : is there rum in it ? the sisters would n't let us have hard cider . dorian : dr. bonner -- what is going on here , and why was i the last to know ? edward : as a matter of fact , you and i have discussed this , and when we spoke a while ago , you gave me permission to try a new medication . blair : wait -- you 're saying this is all because of a little pill ? dorian : none of the literature that you gave me described personality changes as drastic as this one . i mean , this is extreme . my sister has been in mental institutions ever since she was starr 's age . even younger . addie : mmm . heavenly . langston : you look happy . addie : i am happy . in fact , i think this is the happiest day of my life . starr : i 'm so glad , grandma . hmm . addie : so , so happy . dorian : she 's having some sort of manic episode . do n't you see ? what 's going to happen when it goes the other way ? it -- despair , depression , suicidal thoughts ? blair : dorian , come on . i do n't think she looks manic at all . i mean , she truly looks happy . dorian : manically happy . blair : oh , you 've given her her life back . she 's back in the world again . dorian : for how long , blair ? she 's been at peace for years , and now , she 's on some sort of psychotropic seesaw . blair : oh , what would you want ? i mean , if you were given the choice , would you rather be in st. ann 's making potholders , or would you rather be here in your home , surrounded by your family that loves you ? [ scene_break ] gigi : you want to buy my friend 's diamond ring ? rex : well , it 's not for me . gigi : who 's it for ? rex : for , you know , my girlfriend . my fiancée . well , she 's not my fiancée yet , but as soon as i get the ring and i ask her , she will be . gigi : you 're getting married ? rex : yeah , i am . [ scene_break ] viki : you know , i -- hmm . oh , my . i think necking in a truck is for teenagers . [ viki chuckles ] charlie : well , we could always sit in the backseat . [ viki laughs ] charlie : if i had a backseat . viki : mm - hmm . charlie : which i do n't . i do n't know -- i 'm just babbling . i guess i 'm a little nervous . i do n't really know where this is going . viki , you are an amazing woman . you 're intelligent and beautiful and forgiving , and i feel lucky just knowing you , let alone -- [ charlie sighs ] charlie : but i have slipped , and it was a pretty bad slip , and now i 'm back on the wagon and i 'm going to meetings regularly , and if i can just take things one day at a time , i promise you -- viki : charlie , i know how this movie ends . let 's go home . charlie : are you sure ? viki : oh , yes . oh , yes . charlie : oh . [ charlie sighs ] [ engine does n't start ] charlie : hmm . viki : oh – [ scene_break ] gigi : what are the odds , huh ? i finally run into you after all these years , and you 're getting married . rex : and you 're selling a ring . gigi : yeah . it 's crazy . rex : i do n't know , i just decided to propose the other day . what , with christmas coming , it just seems -- you know , and we 've been together a long time , and -- well , i love her . gigi : yeah , that 's great . rex : i did n't even know how i was going to afford a ring for adriana , and here you are selling one at discount . gigi : her name is -- rex : adriana . gigi : oh , that 's a pretty name . [ scene_break ] [ `` greensleeves `` plays ] adriana : and that 's rex . he might be missing christmas . he 's on a case , but i 'm sure he 'll make it up to me . addie : of course he will . adriana : hmm . addie : and what about the two of you ? boyfriends ? starr : oh yeah , we actually both have boyfriends . mine -- he 's right there . that is cole . addie : oh . starr : i wish he would call me right now , but -- langston : oh , he will . and here 's mine , markko . addie : so everybody has somebody . well , that 's wonderful . adriana : now it 's your turn . addie : you know , i think you 're right . [ laughter ] edward : addie , enjoy your holiday , you lovely lady . addie : oh . you 've given me back my life , dr. bonner . how can i ever thank you ? edward : by enjoying it . merry christmas . addie : merry christmas . edward : merry christmas , everybody . starr and langston : merry christmas . addie : that phone has another picture . blair : i just ca n't believe that that 's my mama . dorian : because it is n't . blair : what do you mean ? dorian : oh , yes . she is happy -- tra - la - la . but who is she , really ? and what 's going to happen to those beautiful smiling faces when addie relapses ? they 've never had to watch her disintegrate . i have . [ scene_break ] nash : oh , that 's great . so you 're going to what ? you 're going to what ? you 're going to sleep with jared banks ? jessica : i am not going to sleep with anybody . nash : whew . jessica : but -- come on . i want him to think that he has a shot if he plays ball . nash : you know , jared banks did n't come here because he wanted a rematch with tess , he came here because he wanted to get even . jessica : well , and what better way to get even than wrecking my marriage ? is n't that what jared tried to do when he first came to town ? he thought that if he told you the truth -- nash : and how does that get jared out of our lives ? jessica : it 's leverage . nash : oh , leverage . jessica : if jared thinks that he can get me -- nash : right . sit . listen -- because i want you to hear . no . that does t happen . jessica : great ! awesome . so i 'll just wait for him to ruin b.e . and break renee 's heart , because he 's already broken natalie 's heart . nash : your father and bo are taking care of that . jessica : so they can go after him and i ca n't ? nash : let it go . we got rid of tess . we do not need her mucking up our lives . [ scene_break ] jared : look , this was n't the plan , okay ? that -- that you and i , that we would get derailed by all this . but yes , this is where we are , and when you rub in my face the fact that you made love to another man -- it bothers me , and i think it bothers you . natalie : the point is -- jared : yeah , we 're not supposed to have feelings for each other . yes , i know , but we do . natalie : jared , whatever feelings we may have for one another -- we ca n't do anything about it . and you pretending that we can -- that we 're more than friends , less than lovers -- it 's not helping . the fact remains , you are my uncle , i am your niece . that is reality . you can send me a birthday card with 20 bucks in it and i can email you some jokes . that 's all it can be . jared : wait , i have something for you . natalie : i ca n't take anything from you . jared : ca n't an uncle give his niece a christmas present ? [ scene_break ] nash : look , we will get something on jared . we will get something on jared some other way , not by pulling tess out of the closet ! no , i almost lost you . jessica : well , i was n't suggesting that it would -- nash : bree and i almost lost you twice this year , and we are not going back there . and we should be -- we should be happy . this is our first christmas eve as a family . all right ? we -- we should be -- we should be putting together the rocking horse over there and stuffing her stocking and setting up the camera for tomorrow morning , not sitting around coming up with some plot to get rid of jared freakin ' banks ! jessica : you 're right . it was the wrong time to bring it up . nash : yeah -- no , but you know what ? you know what ? you know what ? i 'm kind of glad that you did . i 'm glad you did , because now , we do n't have to waste any more time brooding up some idea that 's never going to happen . i love that you want to protect your family . but we want you safe . [ scene_break ] natalie : are you insane ? jared : just open it . [ natalie sighs ] natalie : it 's beautiful . jared : it was my mom 's . natalie : i ca n't take this . this is something that you should give to your fiancée , not your niece . jared : well , i do n't have a fiancée . so my niece will have to do -- if she 'll accept it . natalie , look , i feel like i 've let you down in so many ways . natalie : it 's not your fault . jared : i want to give you something . i loved my mother , and i care about you , so -- it would mean a lot to me if you accept this . [ scene_break ] blair : come on , dorian , let 's not borrow trouble . dr. bonner says that mama 's doing great . dorian : what does he know ? blair : what does he know ? he 's her psychiatrist . he brought her back . dorian : he gave her medication that has changed her . blair : what is wrong with you , dorian ? all of my life , i 've always looked at my mother as if she were a child . for the first time , i feel like she 's here , and she 's grown up , and i have a real mother . dorian : honey , she has spent all of her adult life in mental institutions . what kind of mothering could she possibly offer you ? blair : i do n't know . but i 'm going to find out . mama -- addie : langston was just telling me about her parents and how dori took her in . blair : yeah . langston : she 's been so great . addie : my sister is a wonderful , generous woman . i 'm sure you 'll be very happy here . i do n't have to ask about you and adriana . i can feel the love . [ laughter ] [ scene_break ] rex : it was rough in the beginning . her family was n't exactly thrilled with me . gigi : why not ? rex : they 're rich , i 'm not . anyway , we got through it , and we moved in together last september , and it 's been great . gigi : lucky you . rex : i am very lucky . she 's a wonderful , beautiful person . i could n't imagine myself with anybody else , which is why i 'm proposing . what about you ? you -- you with anybody ? gigi : there is someone that means the world to me . rex : he have a name ? gigi : shane . [ scene_break ] charlie : oh . well , that 's it , it 's the battery . viki : oh , dear . charlie : yeah . viki : and the lot is empty . there 's nobody to give us a boost , and it 's getting cold ! charlie : yes , i know . here you go . viki : oh , no , no , no , you 're going to freeze . charlie : yes . no , i wo n't . viki : thank you . whew . charlie : mm - hmm . viki : oh , my . hmm . charlie : hmm . viki : look at the sky . charlie : what ? oh . wow . if i did n't know better , i 'd say it was going to snow . viki : does it snow in paris , texas ? charlie : yeah , it 's pretty rare , but they say it happens every 20 years or so . viki : well , it could surprise us . i must say that paris , texas , has certainly surprised me . [ scene_break ] natalie : thank you for the locket . jared : thank you for accepting it . natalie : look , jared , you 're a buchanan now , which means you 're family . and with the buchanans , family comes first . so whatever issues that we may have had , it does n't matter anymore . jared : i am very new to being a buchanan , yes , but i 'm very familiar with putting family first . my mother always put me first . natalie : no wonder you always expect to get your way . [ jared chuckles ] natalie : i apologize for throwing my night with john in your face . jared : do you think he 's going to make you happy ? look , i ca n't help but be concerned . natalie : john mcbain is a wonderful man . he 's a good friend to me , and he knows what i 've been going through , and he 's also lost someone . we were there for each other . but it 's not like we woke up the next morning and said `` this is it . `` jared : then he 's a fool . because if i woke up next to you , i would -- natalie : but you never will , jared . so stop going there . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] rex : shane ? as in `` come back , shane `` that we saw , like , 500 times on the tv in your basement ? gigi : yes . you know , i -- i always thought you kind of looked like the guy who played him . rex : so this shane -- what does he look like ? what 's he -- what -- does he deserve you ? gigi : you know , i got to finish up here and then get back to my friend . do you want the ring ? rex : uh -- yeah . well , that depends . how much does she want for it ? i 've got two grand . would she take it ? gigi : are you sure ? i do n't want to wipe you out . rex : she 's worth it . gigi : make the check out to `` cash . `` singer : santa claus is a miracle [ scene_break ] viki : it 's a christmas miracle . charlie : i 'm blessed , that 's all i can say . viki : oh , yeah , me , too . me , too . [ `` the first noel `` plays ] viki : no sound for the movie , no music for the dance ? charlie : oh -- there 's music . you just have to listen for it . [ scene_break ] nash : this is all i want . jessica : me , too . nash : well , let 's not mess it up . natalie : thanks again for the necklace . jared : should i put it on you ? it has n't been worn since my mother , so if we need to lengthen it or shorten it -- natalie : i 'm sure it 's fine . but if -- i mean , if you want to -- jared : it 's lovely . natalie : oh , renee never forgets to put up mistletoe , even though grandpa 's gone . jared : merry christmas , natalie . natalie : merry christmas , jared . welcome to the family . [ scene_break ] [ christmas music plays ] addie : eggnog and now champagne . blair : yes , and we 're going to toast to you , mama , because you being here is the most wonderful , special christmas gift , ever . it 's a miracle . so to mama ! dorian : to addie . starr : to grandma . langston : to addie . blair : there we go , and it 's going to be so wonderful getting to know you again over the holiday . dorian : yes , it will be wonderful getting to know you again . and , um , you 'll be with us for the holiday , as always , and then when you go back to st. ann 's , we 'll -- addie : oh , i 'm not going back to st. ann 's . i 'm cured . i just want to live my life now , here , with all of you . thank you , dorian , for taking care of me all the years . to my sister , dorian . and may all our christmas dreams come true . adriana : cheers . blair : and a sweet mama . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] rex : yeah , she 's going to love it . singer : brought me here this time of year gigi : as long as she loves you . so you headed to iguaçu falls now ? rex : to look for marcie ? no . not yet . i just got a really good reason to be home for christmas . what did you want to tell me ? gigi : uh -- oh . i do n't remember anymore . rex : it was really good seeing you . gigi : mm - hmm . you , too . rex : hope it 's not another 10 years before we see each other again . [ gigi chuckles ] singer : santa claus is a miracle shane : it 's snowing ! i got to go tell moe and noelle . singer : and we 'll sing in our dreams rex : merry christmas . gigi : you , too . shane : look what i got . mom , are you okay ? who was that guy ? gigi : nobody . singer : it 's christmas [ scene_break ] charlie : well , i called for the tow truck , but i 'm afraid it 's going to be a while , what with the holidays and all . [ charlie sighs ] viki : i am so fine right here . charlie : there is nowhere else on earth that i would rather be right now . [ next_on ] charlie : you want to get up ? viki : no . layla : do n't you think he might be the one person who can get through to her ? john : can i help you ? jared : depends . are you john mcbain ? rex : adriana , will you marry me ? [ music plays ] singers : we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year good tidings we bring to you and your kin good tidings for christmas and a happy new year good tidings we bring to you and your kin good tidings for christmas and a happy new year we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year
jessica pretends that she is tess and even begins to fool nash . natalie tells jared that she had moved on with her ex . a new improved addie arrives for the cramer women festivities . rex and gigi briefly hug before he leaves the diner . rex questions gigi about marcie . rex notices the ring on gigi 's finger and asks her if she is married . charlie and viki share a first kiss . gigi tells rex that she has something to tell him . rex asks gigi to buy the engagement ring .
jessica : okay . thanks . viki : was that the airport ? jessica : yeah , they 're open , but antonio 's plane is stuck in atlanta and he 's waiting to get another flight . viki : i 'm so sorry , honey . jessica : it 's okay . [ doorbell rings ] jessica : i 'll get it . viki : thanks . jen : hi . jessica : jen . merry christmas . jen : i wanted to give this to joe . joey : oh , hey . this thing weighs a ton . i 'll send for the rest of my stuff when i -- get back from london . jen : you 're really leaving ? joey : yeah . today . [ scene_break ] nora : okay , you take care . bye . that was flash . she 's with riley . bo : what about officer parish ? nora : he 's there , too . it 's a trio . bo : do you think we 're way off base with our whole idea of a square ? i mean , why would this guy tell us that he 's going to strike at point x , knowing that we 'd make it impossible for him to do it ? john : a , he 's gotten so conceited he 's going to do it with us all over him , or b , he tells us x and he hits y -- maybe another woman at the university . [ scene_break ] marcie : well , when i thought about the topic , i thought about you , so i thought i 'd give you a call . rae : i guess that 's a thank - you . `` do men understand women ? `` that is a good question , and you actually think that i know this answer ? marcie : well , i do n't know . rae : all right , let me ask you . what do you think ? do they ? marcie : oh , gosh , i do n't know . you know , when i think about my best friend , jen , i know that she would say no , but -- rae : right . marcie : al -- he knew me better than i know myself . rae : oh , that 's hard . i 'm sure you miss him a lot , then . marcie : yeah . but you know , i keep myself busy . i have school and class , and now i have this show . rae : right . marcie : but when i stop for a minute , sometimes the pain -- it just comes rushing back , and -- rae : of course it would . marcie : sometimes i ca n't get up in the morning , and -- but other times , i am ready to go and ready to wake up because it kind of feels like he 's still alive in a way . rae : oh , good for you . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : excuse me , do you have change ? my car is parked right out there for the meter -- natalie : parking is free . gabrielle : oh , oh , yes . i forgot . thank you . oh , oh -- natalie : are you all right ? al : oh , oh , hey , hey , hey -- you all right there ? you all right ? gabrielle : no , no , i 'm fine . al : why do n't you come over here and have a seat . okay . gabrielle : i 'm just a little dizzy . no , i 'm fine , really . al : sit down . you okay ? you all right ? gabrielle : oh -- michael , is n't it ? al : yes , mcbain . gabrielle : oh , that 's right , michael mcbain . yeah , you knew my son , did n't you ? al : right . gabrielle : that 's right , you said that . well , you 're very kind . you 've always helped me lately . al : yeah . well , it 's an occupational hazard . i am a doctor . gabrielle : well , doctor , i do n't think you have anything in that little black bag that 's going to save me . unless , of course , you have something for a broken heart . al : i might just . [ scene_break ] [ piano plays ] david : no need to wait . you can thank me now . dorian : shh -- listen . david : yeah , yeah , that 's great . dorian : it 's river playing the piano . it 's the only thing that seems to take his mind of adriana . dorian : mm - hmm . david : 30 million of them . dorian : yes , the nerve of that betsy , leaving her money to paul . did n't she notice ? he 's a man . what happened to her loathing of the entire male gender ? david : that money is rightfully ours . yours . dorian : we know aunt betsy 's requirements . so we 've simply got to go and find ourselves an unmarried , long - lost cramer girl . david : dorian , meet michelle -- the answer to all our problems . [ scene_break ] dorian : so nice to meet you . david , a word with you , please . david : what ? dorian : yes , she 's tall , blond , gorgeous -- yeah , yeah , yeah . she does not look remotely like me . what were you thinking ? did n't you say you wanted to pass her off as one of my long - lost daughters ? david : would you just relax ? listen to me . we 're going to get paul disinherited tonight . dorian : and you think michelle is going to be able to accomplish that ? david : with a little help from her friends . [ scene_break ] paul : hey . river : hey . paul : was that you on the piano ? river : yeah . paul : nice , nice . i did n't recognize the music , but -- river : it 's something i wrote for my girlfriend . paul : yeah . did you ever find out where she was in puerto rico ? river : i 'll see her again . i know i will . paul : hope so . dorian : oh , paul . please come in and join us for a holiday libation , hmm ? paul : gee , thanks . dorian : good . oh -- and this lovely , young lady is the daughter of good friends of mine . michelle , i would like you to meet my nephew paul . michelle : nice to meet you , paul . paul : same here . david : ladies , for you . dorian : thank you . david : you 're welcome . and , paul , this is for you . paul : thank you . dorian : david , would you do the toast ? david : why not ? i 've done everything else . let 's see -- may fortune smile on us all . dorian : aha . [ scene_break ] jen : so , you were just going to leave without saying goodbye ? joey : no , no , my plane does n't leave for a little while . i was going to stop by the house . jen : please , i want you to have it . i made it . pathetic , huh ? joey : no , no , i mean it 's -- it 's wonderful . jen : i tried . you know , i wanted to bake cookies and knit scarves and visit sick people and everything a minister 's wife is supposed to do , but i 'm just no good at it , obviously . joey : it 's wonderful because you made it . jen , i never wanted you to be anything you 're not . jen : no , you found out who i am and now you 're leaving . joey : hey , that is not why i 'm leaving . jen : then stay . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : how do you know what i 'm going through ? al : because i 've been through it . gabrielle : you lost a child ? al : no . but i 've been dead inside . not really living my life , just sort of existing . gabrielle : well , how 'd you get over it ? al : a good friend of mine told me to look inside of myself , try to remember who i really was and what it was like to love someone . gabrielle : did it work ? al : well , it got me thinking . you know , what did i want for the people that i care about ? did i want them living the miserable life that i was living ? surely not . that made me realize they did n't want that for me . they wanted me to be happy . gabrielle : i wish it was that simple . al : what about al ? what do you think al wanted for you ? he wanted you to be happy . gabrielle : well , i remember when he was in the hospital bed . i told him i was going to marry bo . he was so weak , but , oh , that smile . i 'll never forget that smile . al : you see ? that 's what al wanted for you . gabrielle : well , thank you for your kind words , doctor . al : michael , please . gabrielle : michael . would you excuse me , because i think i 've got somewhere i have to go . al : yes . of course . gabrielle : bye . [ scene_break ] nora : we 've spent the whole holiday season trying to catch this sicko . you 're no help . bo : what ? what did i do ? nora : you 're silent and brooding . bo : well , we 're going to get someplace now because nora is always at her best when she 's tired and grumpy . nora : yeah , and bo 's always at his best when he 's silent and brooding . john : well , i just want to go on record as saying that i 'm glad you 're both at your best because we got a lot of digging to do . there 's going to be something we missed . there always is . nora : and there is . i think i got something . nora : okay , look at this . these are the carpet fibers found near the first victim . bo : yeah . nora : they did not come from the rug in the motel room when the murder occurred . bo : similar fibers were found on two other victims . nora : there you go . and the fibers come from the same color palette . john : they could 've come from the same carpet made up of several colors . nora : right . and what kind of carpet type does that ? commercial grade . john : could be , yeah . bo : yeah , it 's like what they find in hospitals , hotels , schools . nora : or prisons . or prisons . i was deposing a guy at statesville prison in the visitor room . there was a carpet of the same color . john : okay , let 's get a sample and then get this over to forensics to get it retested . [ scene_break ] roxy : what 's shaking , babe ? natalie : nigel , what can i get for you ? nigel : bourbon , straight up . a double . roxy : what 's up with you ? nigel : i placed a deposit on the old hotel in angel square . roxy : all right ! we 're celebrating ! two more , on me . i 'll pay you later . natalie : you do n't look like you 're in the partying mood , nigel . roxy : hey , lighten up . you 're living out your dream . and you know why ? because you took that big leap . nigel : oh , quite a giant leap , directly into a roiling cesspool . roxy : oh , come on ; grow up . this is your dream . nigel : dream ? no , in the light of day , it 's a nightmare . i 'm still awake . [ scene_break ] marcie : we 're live from llanview university for a special edition of `` bridge the gap . `` today 's topic is one that has probably been on a lot of minds -- women 's minds especially -- over this holiday season . i stopped by logan 's because they were having a sale -- my favorite department store -- and there were just crowds and crowds of women on the line to return gifts . and if i had to guess -- this is just a guess now -- but i would guess that there were probably all from the men in their lives . now , i know picking the right gift is small in the grand scheme of life and relationships , but it just got me thinking about the bigger picture -- can men ever really understand or know women ? and i 'm hoping that our guest today can give us some insight into that topic . and we have with us today , also , my favorite psychologist and relationship expert , dr. rae cummings . rae : hello . marcie : you 're going to help us figure out how -- if this does make sense -- if men really know women -- rae : right . marcie : and help us with a little experiment today . so , could you explain that for us ? rae : i 'll try . okay , now , this is how it 's going to work . three young men are going to come on to a panel . they have known you , marcie , for less than three months . marcie : okay . rae : and we 're going to find out just how much they 've learned from you with this little test you talked about that we devised . rae : right . marcie : before the show . i have answered them . i 've put them on these little cards here , and no one else has seen them . i 've had them with me the entire time . rae : correct . marcie : right . rae : now , you ready to do this , to find out if men do understand women ? marcie : yes , i am ready , but i do -- how did you pick -- did you -- rae : well , now -- yes , let me point out -- marcie has no idea who is on her panel , so -- marcie : no , i have no idea . rae : shall we ? marcie : yes , let 's go . rae : okay . marcie : i want to see who you did pick . rae : okay . marcie : our first panelist is greg johnson . greg johnson is a student here at llanview university , and he also helped us out with our premiere show . welcome back . greg : thanks , happy to be back . rae : hello , greg , nice to see you . all right , our second `` victim , `` enter . [ marcie laughs ] marcie : connor wells . connor is in my psych class and we 've been working on a project together . rae : good , and -- marcie : welcome , thanks for coming . rae : last but not least -- marcie : okay . rae : enter . marcie : um -- dr. michael mcbain . he 's the resident at llanview hospital . right , okay . all right , well , let 's -- gentlemen , let 's begin . let the games begin . let 's see how much you know about me -- or think you know about me . rae : good luck . [ rae and marcie laugh ] [ scene_break ] dorian : come on , paul , you 've got to drink up . all of us have to drink to a toast , or else it brings bad luck . david : yeah . paul : i do n't really drink anymore . michelle : you would n't want fortune to frown on me , not when i 'm feeling so lucky . paul : i guess a sip would n't hurt . david : oh , i do n't know about that . it sure might . this is a marrakesh mindbender . paul : a what ? david : a marrakesh mindbender . but do n't worry , its bark is much worse than its bite . but there is a moroccan custom involved here -- you have to down it all in one shot . dorian : oh ! goody ! okay , i say let 's go for it . after all , it is the holidays . okay , one more time -- toast . michelle : bottoms up . michelle : i do n't know anyone in llanview , and i was wondering if you could show me some of the sights . paul : yeah , sure . anytime . [ scene_break ] joey : you do n't want me to stay . jen : stop telling me what i want ! joey : okay , you 're right . it 's been our trouble all along . jen : what do you mean ? joey : i 've always wanted to rescue you from everything that was going on in your life . i never wanted to stop fixing things for you . jen : well , what 's wrong with that ? joey : it 's not a marriage . we 're just using each other to fill our own needs , and that -- that never works . jen : so that 's it ? it 's over ? joey : i do n't know . jen : but you 're still leaving . joey : i have to . i just -- i have to figure some things out -- about me . jen : i never meant to hurt you . joey : i know . jen : i 'm sorry . joey : i 'm sorry . i 'll be thinking about you . jen : you will ? joey : i only want the best for you . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] river : hey . is jessica here ? viki : river , merry christmas . yes , i think she is . jessica : river , you looking for me ? river : yeah . i heard antonio went to puerto rico . is that true ? jessica : yeah , he 's not back yet . river : but it had something to do with adriana ? jessica : oh , river , you should really talk to antonio about that . river : did he tell you where she is ? viki : river , antonio 's going to be back soon , and i think maybe he can answer all your questions , okay ? river : i ca n't wait that long . does nobody understand this ? they took away the girl that i love . can you possibly know how that feels ? oh , man . [ scene_break ] dorian : he 's out cold . david : okay , excellent . now , michelle , if you 'd like to sit in and give your new husband a kiss . there -- dorian : wait a minute ! wait stop , stop . david : what ? dorian : you forgot the -- david : oh , right , good catch , good catch . here are the marriage rings . dorian : yes , yes . david : all right ? dorian : okay . david : put those on . dorian : honey , you put this on . that 's his left hand , right ? now , i assume that aunt betsy is going to get these photographs in the mail from an anonymous source . david : exactly . dorian : mm - hmm . yes , but then we 'll be back to square one when paul tells her he is n't really married . david : dorian , he will be married . he will be married to michelle . michelle : you said it was only for a day . david : that 's right , and you can get an annulment tomorrow . the import -- the important thing to remember is that young paul is going to have a valid marriage license . michelle : i 'm not so sure about this . david : you should speak to dorian here . she 's been married lots of times . now , the justice of the peace is going to meet you at the motel . dorian : what kind of justice of the peace marries somebody in a motel room when the groom is unconscious ? david : the kind of justice of the peace that works for me , all right ? now , the groom needs some help getting to the cab . dorian : oh , dear . david : come on ! [ scene_break ] nigel : the ceilings are leaking , the pipes are rusted . no , the entire building needs to be gutted , repainted , rewired . the list goes on endlessly . natalie : sounds like you got a case of buyer 's remorse . you just have to get used to it . nigel : oh , to think i could restore it to its original grandeur . roxy : oh , do n't worry about anything . i 'll help you redecorate , and i 'm going to save you a bundle . you know , i 'll do it like i did foxy roxy 's . nigel : i 'm getting my deposit back . god willing , there 's still time . roxy : no , no ! hey , hey , hey , hey ! wait , nigel ! wait a second ! wait ! [ scene_break ] man : turn around slow . do what i say and no one gets hurt . open the register and give me the bills . come on . come on ! that 's it ? natalie : i 'm sorry , we 're slow . it 's the holidays . man : your jewelry -- give it to me . and the ring , also . natalie : oh , no , no . you are not getting this ring . [ scene_break ] nora : maybe forensics will come up with something from those carpet fibers , huh ? you do n't think so ? bo : it 's just tough to build a case on that kind of evidence . nora : true , and the defense will always say that the samples were corrupted . bo : yeah , and that makes a jury think reasonable doubt . nora : bo ? troy maciver . you think there 's any chance ? bo : he fits the profile . he has a history of violence against women , ties to you . nora : oh , well , that could be coincidence . bo : but he had motive . he was so angry when you left him that he tried to kill you . nora : then why not try to kill me now ? why take it out on a half a dozen other women in three different states ? bo : psychos have their own reasons for what they do . nora : he did n't have means or opportunity . he 's been locked up since before the first murder occurred . bo : well , maybe he escaped somehow . you know , i do n't know why he 'd ever go back . nora : you know , i 'd buy that once , maybe even twice . but six times ? six times he escapes from statesville and kills six different women ? he ca n't do that . not unless you have help from the inside . [ scene_break ] troy : gabrielle . it 's good to see you again . [ scene_break ] rae : okay , gentlemen , this is your first question . marcie , please close your eyes . marcie : okay . rae : cover them up . marcie : okay . rae : okay ? marcie : yes . rae : good , that 's all right . now this should be -- this should be a giveaway for you . what color are marcie 's eyes ? greg : uh -- marcie 's eyes -- brown . rae : okay , connor , what do you think ? connor : i think they 're hazel ? rae : michael ? al : blue . rae : hey . al : marcie 's eyes are definitely blue . marcie : yes . rae : yes ? marcie : yeah , they are . they 're blue . rae : blue , everybody . michael , there 's one for you . okay , now , this one 's a little tougher . what do you think marcie 's greatest fear is ? connor , i 'll start with you . connor : i 'm going to say snakes . rae : ew . [ marcie laughs ] rae : greg ? greg : marcie 's greatest fear is not succeeding . al : wrong . marcie will succeed at pretty much anything she tried to do . i 'm going to have to say that marcie 's greatest fear is prejudice , or the things that prejudiced people are capable of doing . marcie : he -- he 's right . rae : whoa . very good , michael . you 're doing great . well , okay . our last -- our last question . marcie : mm - hmm . rae : okay . if today were marcie 's birthday and she made a wish when she blew out her birthday candles on the cake , what would that wish be ? connor : i 'm going to go with what my sister would want -- diamond earrings . greg : okay , well , you do n't know marcie . what 's she been working for these past few months ? she 'd wish for world peace . rae : hmm . al : well , that 's right , but i 'm going to take it a little further and say that she 'd wish for justice . she 'd wish that she could go back in time and change the way some things came out . [ scene_break ] natalie : you 're not getting my wedding ring . man : what 's it worth to you ? your life ? natalie : it was to my husband . man : okay , guess we 're going to have to do this the hard way . [ natalie screams ] man : come here ! john : f.b.i . ! stop squirming or you wo n't see new year 's . natalie , you okay ? natalie : yes . john : here 's your new year 's resolution -- do n't bring a knife to a gunfight . [ scene_break ] jessica : river , antonio 's not answering . i mean , i wish i could help you , but all i know is that adriana ran away and antonio went to go find her . river : this should n't have happened anyway . why would n't carlotta just let me talk to her ? i do n't understand . viki : well , she must have her reasons . river : yeah , her reasons -- for example , she thinks i 'm el diablo . viki : oh , river , that 's not true . river : and it does n't help when my grandma backs her up , either . viki : dorian does ? river : yeah . viki : why ? river : i do n't know , but she definitely helped carlotta get her out of here . jessica : and she would n't tell you why ? river : `` it 's for the best . `` that 's a good enough reason to keep me away from the person i love , right ? jessica : i 'm going to tell antonio that you want to speak with him when he comes back . river : okay . thanks . jessica : why would n't carlotta at least let him talk to adriana ? i mean , maybe she would n't have run away . viki : well , carlotta i 'm sure thinks they 're very young and that if she could just keep them apart , they 'd get past their feelings for each other . jessica : yeah , but look at them , mom . i do n't think he 's going to get over it anytime soon . viki : okay , my question is , what has dorian got to do with this ? jessica : she barely knows adriana . viki : exactly . but if dorian is involved , you can bet there 's something in it for her . [ scene_break ] [ tires screech ] [ car door slams ] paul : what the hell did you guys do to me ? [ scene_break ] roxy : nigel , if you ask me -- and i know you did n't -- i 'd take it as another sign . nigel : that i 'll never get my money back ? roxy : no . that the -- you know , because the owner was n't there , tomorrow you 'll have a chance to change your mind . nigel : oh , but i wo n't . roxy : never , ever say `` wo n't . `` who 's that guy that the cops are taking away out there ? john : tried to rob the place . pulled a knife on natalie . roxy : oh , my god . nigel : are you all right , miss natalie ? natalie : yeah . it was just some creep . roxy : johnny , were you the one that saved her ? john : oh , i would n't say that . natalie here -- she was putting up a pretty good fight herself . roxy : no , you 're the man . natalie : good timing , mcbain . thank you . roxy : see ? now take this as another sign . nigel : miss natalie being robbed is a message from the cosmos ? roxy : see , i 'm telling you , nigel , you know , one day you 're just going along and you 're minding your own business . all of a sudden you get hit by a bus or by a delivery boy going the wrong way , and you never , ever get a chance to live out your dreams . so , why 'd you want that old hotel to begin with , huh ? nigel : i thought it had potential . roxy : well , duh ! you know , but you just need , like , plushy carpets and , you know -- what is it -- that , you know , terrazzo stuff for the floor , you know -- nigel : that would be exquisite . roxy : yeah . oh , also , how about leopard print on the sofas , kind of like an indoor jungle theme park . nigel : well , i suppose it is my last opportunity to realize my dream . roxy : yeah , well , you got to strike while the poker 's hot . nigel : oh , i suppose you 're right . i 'll do it . roxy : all right ! all right , that 's the spirit ! nigel : oh , but there 's still an obstacle , and a texas - sized one . how do i tell mr. buchanan ? [ scene_break ] natalie : real coffee for a real man ? john : oh . okay , thanks . but you look like you can take care of yourself just fine . natalie : yeah , i was n't going to let that scum take my wedding ring . john : i know . you were going to drown him in beer . [ phone rings ] john : excuse me . mcbain . are you sure ? yeah . natalie : serial killer ? john : i got to go . all right . [ scene_break ] nora : it was good to see gabrielle at asa 's little christmas get - together . bo : yeah , it was . nora : is she feeling better , or is she still spending a lot of time alone ? bo : she still goes off by herself at night , and that worries me that some night she wo n't come back . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : oh , the lord works in mysterious ways . you know , these passes you 've been getting are a bit unorthodox , i have to tell you . troy : well , i 'm not in with the general population because of my condition . my doctors feel that i 've made good use of my time , so , lucky for you , here i am . gabrielle : i see . troy : so i 'm sure by now you 've told everybody that you ran into me . gabrielle : no , and i do n't intend to because this is the last time you 're going to find me here . troy : why ? gabrielle : because this is n't working for me -- running away , being alone all the time . troy : but you 're not alone . you 're with me , right ? gabrielle : i 'm alone . i need to find a more positive way to cope with my son 's death . troy : well , that 's a shame . i was hoping to find out how nora was doing . gabrielle : well , i 'm -- ahem -- not really a good source for that , but from what i hear , she 's well . troy : good . it 's good to hear . gabrielle : you know , it 's -- it 's been very good for me to come up against you again . but this is goodbye . troy : gabrielle ? i wish you the best of luck . and i suppose this is goodbye . troy : or maybe not . [ scene_break ] paul : that drink really knocked me out . dorian : so you said . paul : i woke up in a cab with that friend of yours , and -- except she 's wearing a wedding dress , and she 's saying we 're on our way to get married ? dorian : huh . paul : that is why i lay off the booze . after what happened before ? david : you 've had a similar mishap in the past ? paul : you know , whatever was in that drink , thank god it wore off , otherwise i 'd probably end up married by now . except it seems it 's what somebody wanted to happen . dorian : hmm . well , who in the world would want something like that ? [ dorian gasps ] dorian : it must be michelle . when i was telling her about you , i did happen to mention that you were going to inherit a huge fortune . but , i mean , that she would do such a thing , and she comes from such a good family . paul : you 're saying michelle set me up ? david : as a matter of fact -- do you remember , dorian , that she positively insisted that he have that drink ? dorian : yes , yes , i 'm positive . she -- she insisted . oh , dear . it 's just unbelievable that she did such a thing . paul : you know , i 'm going to lie down . dorian : oh -- paul : maybe i can spend the rest of this night single . david : yeah . dorian : oh , you poor dear . david : you take care , paul . dorian : good night . do you need any assistance ? paul : no . david : all right . that kid has one hell of a constitution for someone who ca n't hold his liquor . he should 've been out for hours . dorian : yeah . now all you 've managed to do is arouse his suspicions . david : yeah , well , the feeling is mutual . what did he mean when he said he does n't drink `` after what happened `` ? dorian : you know , he 's alluded to that before , but he 's never been specific . david : well , i 'm going to find out what happened to paul cramer the last time he tied one on . dorian : so , now what ? david : we have to double our efforts on plan a and hope that aunt betsy holds on . dorian : and continue our search for the long - lost cramer girl . [ scene_break ] marcie : so , you are becoming quite the regular . greg : what an idiot . i did n't get a single question right . marcie : well , i hate to tell you this , but it really was n't a scientific study , so it does n't matter anyway . greg : i 'm glad to hear it . i 'll see you , marcie . marcie : okay . michael ? al : huh ? marcie : i have no idea how you just did that . i have had the answers with me the entire time . you could n't have known or seen any of them . al : i did n't see them . i just -- i just knew it . marcie : well , i do n't know how . al : i 've been telling you . you and i -- we have a connection . marcie : yeah . al : you believe me now ? marcie : no , i do n't know about a connection , but -- i 've got to get myself back to work . rae : okay . marcie : so i 'll see you later ? rae : yes . marcie : thanks , dr. rae . rae : honey , any time . you know that . marcie : bye . al : bye . rae : michael , it -- it was extraordinary . i mean , were you as surprised as marcie that you matched all of her -- her answers ? al : no , no , no , not really . if i tell you something , do you promise you 'll keep it to yourself ? rae : do you -- do you want to make an appointment with me ? would that be easier ? al : no , no , no , no . it 's just that it 's so unreal . i mean -- [ marcie and greg laugh ] al : you know what ? never mind , really . rae : well , goodbye . al : okay , see you . rae : bye , honey . marcie : bye , dr. rae . rae : bye , greg . nice to see you . greg : okay . marcie : bye . greg : marcie , if i 'm going to learn more about you -- and obviously , i need to -- we 'll have to spend more time together . how about new year 's eve ? marcie : wow . yeah , it sounds great . greg : okay . i 'll see you . marcie : i 'll come with you . greg : all right . [ scene_break ] natalie : so , how long did it take you to ruin my brother 's life ? what , four months ? jen : and you did n't miss a chance to turn joe against me , did you ? natalie : what are you doing here , anyway ? jen : looking for rex . natalie : oh , my god , i can not believe you ! joey 's not even on the plane yet ! jen : it 's not like that . natalie : oh , it is always like that with you , jen . could you please leave rex alone , please ? what do you want with him , anyway ? [ phone rings ] natalie : rodi 's . jen : i do n't know . [ scene_break ] viki : i 'm going to miss you so much . joey : i 'm going to miss you , too , mom . hey , it 's just london . come visit . i 'm sure dad will want to see you , too . i always come back , do n't i ? viki : yeah , you do always come back . i do n't ever want you to forget that this is your home , okay ? always and forever . sweetheart , i just want you to be happy . i love you so . joey : i love you , too , mom . [ scene_break ] bo : hi , honey . gabrielle : bo , i need to talk to you . nora : okay . gabrielle : no , nora , it 's okay . i 'd like you to hear this . you have been so understanding ever since al died , and all i have been in return is a wet , soppy mop . i 've been moody and i 've been very difficult to get along -- bo : honey , honey , you 're grieving , you know ? gabrielle : when al died , i died , too . yet , i 'm still here . and somebody made me realize that tonight . bo : who ? gabrielle : well , this young man that i have run into a couple of times . he 's a friend of al 's . and i just got to tell you , the things that he said -- he made me realize that i need to honor al 's memory by really living my life , you know ? but , bo , it was as though al was talking to me for real himself . nora : so , is the wedding on , or -- bo : what do you say ? gabrielle : you still want me ? bo : mm - hmm . gabrielle : yes ! bo : i want you . [ knock on door ] nora : i 'll get that . gabrielle : oh . nora : hey . john : hey . nora : we 'll just give them a minute alone . john : sure . nora : you find anything ? john : yeah . forensics tested the carpet fibers again . they got a match . nora : on all three ? john : you were right . they all matched the carpet installed at statesville in the mental ward . nora : that 's where troy maciver is incarcerated . [ next_on ] kevin : i want a divorce , and i will not change my mind . bo : we 've been working on a profile of the killer . it sounds a lot like somebody you know -- troy maciver . blair : cut the act ! i know !
river goes to jessica to ask if antonio is back so he can ask about adrianna . david and dorian plot to drug paul and have a girl named michelle marry him . michael / al gives encouraging words to gabrielle in order to make her feel better . jen finds out the joey is leaving to go back to london . natalie refuses to give a man who is robbing rodi 's her wedding ring .
clint : i can get out of any sort of work , ca n't i , if i give you my present now ? natalie : it depends on how good it is . clint : it 's a ticket to london . you 're going to come , we 're going to spend some quality time together . natalie : dad , you are so transparent . do you really think that if i just go to london i 'm going to forget about john and cristian ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : why , mr. scrooge . another christmas in the workplace ? john : bah - humbug , i got a lot of paperwork to do . evangeline : uh - huh . want to talk about whatever it is you 're trying to avoid ? [ scene_break ] carlotta : angel square stays up late on christmas eve . cristian : never thought i 'd see it again . carlotta : once again , father gregory preached on miracles . but this year god gave me my own miracle . he gave me my son back . cristian : evangeline williamson did that and a bunch of judges up in harrisburg . carlotta : i hope prison did n't make you cynical , because god did n't give you your life back to be miserable . remember , nothing is out of our reach if we have faith . cristian : i know , mami . and i 'm going to do whatever it takes to get natalie back . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] jessica : hey ! antonio : hey . merry christmas . jessica : i was just about to call you . antonio : i dropped off jamie with lindsay and r.j. we stopped off to see the living nativity first . jessica : oh , wow . i wish i was able to see her face . antonio : christmas will be a lot easier next year . jessica : yeah . antonio : so how are you ? jessica : i was a little shaky earlier , because i knew tess was trying to get control . antonio : but you held on , which means you 're getting stronger . jessica : well , i do n't know about that . but i do know that things are a lot easier now that nash is out of the picture . [ scene_break ] nash : damn it , tess , turn on your phone . [ phone beeps ] nash : no , not the battery . come on . [ scene_break ] matthew : dad gets to go home . it 's like this great christmas present . so maybe for hanukkah -- bo : it 's ok , son . no , it 's ok . matthew : no , it 's not . i ca n't cry . it 'll make her sad . bo : no . no , you could never make mom sad . both your mom and i know what an incredibly strong and incredibly brave son that we have . matthew : i am not . bo : listen , do you think if you cry that that 's not being brave ? because being brave means that you face whatever it is that 's making you sad and you go on . and that 's what you 've been doing , alone . right , nora ? matthew : do you think we could set up the menorah early ? bo : sure . matthew : i know you say electric menorahs are lazy , but we 're not allowed to light candles in here . bo : she 'll understand , bud . [ scene_break ] carlotta : so , how do you plan on winning natalie back ? cristian : i dot know yet . carlotta : listen to me . just be the man that she fell in love with . cristian : you make that sound so simple . carlotta : cristian , natalie is hurt and confused . give her time . soon , she 'll see you for who you are , and very soon she 'll remember all the good things you had together . adriana : merry christmas ! carlotta : ooh , merry christmas ! adriana : i ca n't stay long . i just came to drop these off . carlotta : well you can stay long enough to have some pasteles . adriana : ooh , maybe one . carlotta : good i 'll let you know when they 're ready . adriana : she 's so happy . we all are . is natalie coming ? cristian : natalie hates me . well , at least she hates me and mc bain equally . adriana : it 's not hate , cristian . she loves you both . cristian : that 's not possible . a person ca n't love two people at the same time . adriana : i used to think that . but sometimes something just happens that you did n't see coming . [ scene_break ] natalie : thank you , dad , for this , really . i mean it . but it would be running away , and i ca n't do that . clint : you know something ? and i hate to say this , but i agree with you . natalie , you 've become a strong young woman , and i 'm so proud of you . natalie : thank you , daddy . merry christmas . clint : and merry christmas to you , too , sweetheart . natalie : oh . could you do me a favor and go socialize for the both of us ? i just want to get some fresh air . clint : sure . natalie : thank you . natalie : you know , rex , we have a front door . i thought you were n't coming . rex : i got a message from bo to meet him here . natalie : bo 's in the hospital . rex : yeah , i know , but he said it was an order . natalie : adriana is n't here . [ scene_break ] kelly : hey . where 's adriana ? duke : who knows ? maybe she 's not going to show at all . kelly : oh . duke : you know , these days i do n't know what she 's going to do . one minute she wants to be with me , then the next she 's breaking it off . kelly : well , she 's young . maybe she does n't know what she wants . duke : yeah , i do n't think this has to do with her age . kelly : when you get a little older , you figure out what it is you want . duke : what , like you ? kelly : yeah , like me . duke : well , i 'd take someone like you any day . kelly : and as usual , you say exactly the right thing . duke : merry christmas , kelly . kelly : merry christmas , sweetheart . duke : oh , hey , dad . did you talk to uncle joey yet ? kevin : no . i 'm waiting my turn . kelly : duke was just telling me how wonderful i am . you want to join in ? kevin : no . i think he 's doing ok himself . [ scene_break ] antonio : merry christmas . natalie : well , merry christmas , antonio . jessica seems like she 's doing well tonight . antonio : yes , she 's doing much better . we have n't talked about cristian . natalie : that was n't a mistake . antonio : you know what happened , and it was n't his fault . natalie : it 's christmas . antonio : i know . but it was n't easy for him in there . he did n't plan for it to turn out the way it did . natalie : i get that . but he had a chance to tell me the truth -- antonio : yes . natalie : and he lied . antonio : to protect you . natalie , love makes you do some crazy things sometimes . trust me . i know . [ scene_break ] evangeline : let me guess . you do n't want to talk about it ? john : no . i 'll talk . evangeline : maybe you 'd rather talk about the eagles ' lack of defense . john : wow , you must really miss all the great conversations we had . evangeline : i just -- you know , i wish i could have gotten a word in once in a while . john : merry christmas . evangeline : merry christmas to you , john . in spite of everything , i -- i do still care . john : ok . well , being that it 's christmas and all , i 'm going to say this out loud . for the record , i care about you , too . evangeline : now , that is a christmas present . i hope you find whatever the hell it is that 'll get you out of here on christmas eve . [ scene_break ] officer : thank the lord for this locker . your mother scours the house from top to bottom looking for her presents . boy : what if it smells like sweat socks ? officer : it 's her fault for being so impatient , right ? now , look , i 'm putting you in charge of having the presents underneath the tree by tomorrow morning , all right ? boy : do you have to work tomorrow ? officer : son , i will work any time of the day or night 364 days a year . but when you have a family like mine , that man does not work on christmas day . boy : you always say that . officer : christmas with your family is god 's greatest gift , son . your old man would be sad if he forgot that . what was i thinking ? - i love that dress . [ scene_break ] viki : merry christmas . renee : merry christmas , darling . oh , you know , it is so great to have clint home . he 's looking mighty handsome these days . do n't you think ? viki : you think so ? duke : merry christmas , grandpa . asa : hey . duke : here you go , grandpa . asa : well , at last manning 's not here , or that wife of his . kevin : oh , you better not let mom hear you say that . clint : yeah , try to remember it 's christmas . viki : look what santa claus brought . man : hey ! clint : hey , boy , you got bailed out , huh ? bo : yeah , this was my christmas present . paige : can i put these under the tree ? clint : oh , go ahead , if you find any room . paige : well , i brought my expert assistant . clint : go to it . asa : you ok ? bo : yeah , pa , i 'm ok . asa : it is christmas . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] jessica : oh . hello . nash : tess ? oh , you picked up ! i 've left , like , a million messages . jessica : nash ? nash : jessica . jessica : yeah , it 's jessica , and this really is n't a good time . nash : jessica , my cell phone is about to go dead , and i ca n't call long distance from my room . jessica : there 's a party going on . i -- nash : no , no , no -- jessica , please listen to me . do n't hang up . [ scene_break ] natalie : so , you still have n't given up on her , huh ? rex : do i tell you who to care about ? natalie : duke is my nephew . rex : let 's talk about something else . so , what do you want for christmas ? or should i say who ? [ scene_break ] carlotta : so i hope you guys are going to come back to the house later for the re celebration . cristian : we do n't have a choice , so you have to say yes . evangeline : oh , we 'd love to . layla : we 're looking for a place to hang on christmas eve . carlotta : you do n't have family ? layla : tons . and we 'll be with all of them tomorrow . but christmas eve is when aunt cheryl has everyone over for her famous goulash . evangeline : last year layla and i decided never again . carlotta : i have my son back because of you , and i 'll never forget it . and thank you , layla , for what you did helping antonio and jamie . layla : i did n't do anything . can my present be you showing me how to make this ? carlotta : i knew i liked these girls for some reason . come on . cristian : i think my mom wants to adopt the two of you . evangeline : it already feels so much like family here . cristian : where are you going ? evangeline : you 'll see . this is for you . cristian : evangeline , you 've already given me enough . evangeline : come on , open it . cristian : a canvas . evangeline : now you have no excuse . cristian : your fee . evangeline : no , no , no , that can wait . this -- this is for you to paint whatever you feel like . you know , getting you t only matters if you really live your life , and for you , that 's your art . cristian : you know , i 've seen and done some pretty horrible things . i almost forgot there were people like you in the world . good people . thank you . not a lot of men get a chance to start over . [ scene_break ] michael : johnny ? john : when do you get off duty , mike ? michael : not till tomorrow . i 'm pulling a double , bro . john : you know , you should n't work on christmas . michael : what happened , john ? you fall asleep and get visited by some ghosts ? john : you 're not funny . you know that ? you think you 're funny . that 's part of the problem . officer : now , you promise me , at christmas you go to mass , you get down on your knees , and you say a big fat thank - you . john : i will , dad . officer : and you thank him for your brother , michael . if you have nothing else in this world , you have a brother who loves you . and that 's a gift . john : hey , look , this may sound strange , but i was thinking that -- well , maybe we should go to church . michael : wow . i really saw that coming . what 's going on , john ? john : i made a promise to the old man a long time ago , and i 'm going to start keeping it , which means you and are going to midnight mass . michael : what are you looking for , john , salvation or absolution ? michael : are you ok , john ? john : i do n't know . you know , i had this conversation with bo , and he thinks that i -- i need to see someone , you know , like a -- a shrink - type person . michael : yeah . john : yeah . he 's -- he 's making me go . no shrink , no badge . michael : wow . john : you agree with him , do n't you ? do n't try to deny it . i see it in your eyes . you think i 've went way past the fundamental irish guilt and i 'm headed for the nut house on the hill , do n't you ? michael : would you cut the crap , john ? i think you 're in pain , ok ? but i always have . and seeing a shrink does not mean you 're nuts . it means that you need some help , for a while , you know ? like at this moment in time . john : fine , i 'll go to church on my own . i 'll pray for the soul of my wayward brother . michael : you do that , john . man , you drive me nuts sometimes . john : yeah . michael : so ? tomorrow ? chili , football ? john : yeah . you know , i 've been thinking a lot about the old man lately , and i realized he was n't wrong about too many things . michael : no , no , he was n't , except for when it came time to pick out a tie . you remember that one with the drink recipes on it ? john : yeah . you know , i 'm trying to say is he told me once i was lucky to have you as a brother . he was right . [ scene_break ] cristian : i remember when my mom was teaching natalie about christmas in puerto rico . she loved being part of this family . evangeline : i can see why . cristian : you know , i -- i gave her those divorce papers back . i did n't sign them . she 's still my wife . evangeline : whether she wants to be or not . cristian : well , she has n't had time to figure that out yet . evangeline : cristian , you know , i think one of the things that makes natalie so angry is having the men she 's involved with make decisions about her life for her . cristian : she made her decision when she married me , evangeline . she 's my wife . and she always will be . evangeline : well , but she does n't really need your signature . she 'll have no trouble proving the time required for a no - fault divorce . cristian : yeah , but you see , she did n't do that . she gave me papers . and that tells me that she 's not ready to let go . and if that 's the truth , then i 'm going to hold on with everything i got . [ scene_break ] rex : well , it 's just like christmas with roxy , huh ? where are they going to set up the beer pong ? natalie : would you stop ? this is actually really nice . this is the way christmas is supposed to be rex : well , renee keeps looking at me like i 'm going to swipe silver . you 're afraid i 'm going to mess things up for adriana and baby buchanan . why the hell did bo want to meet me here , anyway ? bo : because i have something for you , that 's why . [ scene_break ] jessica : i 'm sorry , nash , but i ca n't talk to you right now . nash : jessica , just listen , do n't talk , ok ? look , i do n't know how this works . i do n't know if tess can hear me or if you can tell her what i said . jessica : nash , i -- nash : i told her i was coming , but something happened , and i 'm in the hospital . jessica : what ? nash : look , it 's ok . she 's got to know that i did n't abandon her . i do love her , and i would do anything to be with her . jessica ? jessica , are you there ? tess ? tess : he does love me . antonio : jess ? hey , what are you doing out here ? tess : just listening to everybody laughing , you know , being together , my family . antonio : merry christmas , jess . tess : merry christmas . could you do me a favor ? i need you to get more cheese and crackers for the cheese plate . would you mind going to get them ? i have n't spoken to my grandfather , really , since he 's gotten here . antonio : sure . i 'll do that . jessica : thanks . [ scene_break ] rex : a compass ? bo : you see , that was drew 's . before he was a cop , he kind of lost his way . but he said that that compass always reminded him what direction he should take . rex : thanks . i mean it . i 'll take good care of it . bo : good . paige : that was so sweet . unfortunately , i have to go to the hospital for a while . bo : no . are you coming back ? paige : absolutely . i have to make sure you do n't overdo it . bo : i wo n't . hey , take a look at that , doc , huh , at the greatest medicine in the world . [ scene_break ] asa : now , you try that , matthew . your grandpa needs a refill . tess : grandpa , why do n't you let me do that for you . besides , i want to butter you up so i can ask you for a favor . asa : well , have i ever denied you anything within reason ? tess : well , i hope not . well , you see , antonio and i , with a baby on the way and everything , the doctor said if we want to take a trip we should do it soon . asa : done . what do you want ? tess : your private jet ? asa : ooh . well , i 'll tell you what . call philip and give him the code . tess : thank you , grandpa . merry christmas . and what 's the code again , though ? tess : thanks , grandpa . and would you mind not telling anybody about this , especially antonio ? you see , i want it to be a really big surprise . [ scene_break ] [ nash groans ] nurse : are you crazy ? you 'll kill yourself ! nash : tess ! i got to get out of here ! agh ! agh ! ow ! [ cheers ] [ scene_break ] [ woman sings `` ave maria `` ] thomas : you mind telling me what 's so funny ? michael : you 're wearing the drinks tie . mom 's going to kill you when she sees it . thomas : yeah , maybe , but she 'd be proud of you . i can hear her now telling all her friends that those two ill - behaved ruffians are mine . john : you 're not really mad . i know you 're not . thomas : look , instead of making fun of my attire here , why do n't we tell him how lucky we are and give him a bit of thanks ? michael : can we ask him to look after you ? thomas : of course you can . never worry about anything , or you have something you want to ask him , you can always ask him . that 's what he 's there for . [ woman sings ] john : help . [ scene_break ] natalie : that was really nice of bo . rex : yeah . antonio : excuse me . rex : i did n't expect -- you know , after everything that 's happened -- natalie : listen , i sent your gift over to the loft since i did n't think you were coming . oh , my god . rex : what ? natalie : i forgot something . just tell mom -- tell mom i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] antonio : oh , this is a great idea . i could use some fresh air , too . tess : oh . great . clint : everybody , now that -- kevin : oh . clint : now that you 're all having a good time , i think i should interrupt and make a long , boring toast . viki : to remind us of christmas ' past . clint : thank you . anyway , i ca n't tell you how much it means for me to be here this christmas surrounded by family , from the old coots -- asa : you say something , clint ? clint : to the young kids . matthew : i 'm the only kid here . antonio : wait till next year . kevin : yeah , who knows ? it might be time for a new generation of cousins . renee : ahem . kelly ? kelly : not yet , but we 're working on it . duke : that 's great ! that 's great ! kelly : yeah . clint : merry christmas , everybody . all : merry christmas . viki : cheers . antonio : we better get going . tess : oh , already ? antonio : well , i got to go pick up jamie and then go by the diner . tess : ok . but would you mind going to get my coat first and i 'll meet you in the foyer ? antonio : ok . be right back . viki : hey , darling . tess : mom ? hi . viki : yeah , honey . what ? tess : listen , i know that you were looking forward to spending christmas dinner morrow with all of us , but i just feel with all the problems that antonio and i have had that maybe a nice , quiet christmas would be better for us . viki : oh . well , ok . i mean , i certainly understand what you mean , and that 's fine , if that 's what you want , but we 'll miss you , honey . we will definitely miss you . tess : well , i 'll miss you , too . viki : thank you , baby . tess : merry christmas , kelly . kelly : mm - hmm . te : merry christmas , mom . viki : merry christmas , sweetheart . i love you so much . get home safe , ok ? tess : yep . antonio : all right . ready ? tess : antonio ? antonio : what 's wrong ? tess : i was thinking that maybe i should n't go to r.j. 's with you . i do n't want him to start in on me . antonio : ok . do want me to bring jamie here ? tess : no . i think i should meet you at the diner . antonio : ok . i 'll see you later . tess : ok . tess : philip ? hi . it 's jessica buchanan . i 'm going to be needing my grandfather 's jet tonight . yeah , yeah . he gave me the code . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , thank you very much . clint : well , thank you . viki : for what ? clint : for inviting my family here tonight . viki : clint , they 're my family , too , and the children 's family . clint : yeah . you know , i have n't exactly been filled with the christmas spirit , but looking around this room tonight , i realize how much i have to be thankful for . and once we get jessica through this , next year at this time -- viki : we 'll be grandparents again . clint : yeah . does that make us old ? viki : no . it keeps us young . [ scene_break ] rex : so , matter where you are , you always know which direction is north . matthew : awesome . rex : that way you can always find your way home . [ scene_break ] adriana : sure are a lot of presents under that tree . duke : yeah . and some of them are from me . adriana : no kidding . duke : mm - hmm . there 's an mp3 player for matthew . adriana : mm - hmm . duke : there 's a bracelet for grandma . adriana : me , me . hello , me . duke : hey , you know , there might be something under there for you . adriana : can i open it tonight ? duke : well , i do n't know . i was sort of thinking that new year 's eve we 'd go to the palace . i made us a reservation . adriana : oh . duke : hmm . all right , what 's wrong ? adriana : i do n't know how to say this . i just -- i think things got messed up between us last time because i got that room without talking about it with you first -- duke : hey , yeah -- adriana : and i just do n't want things to get messed up again . duke : adriana , hey , hey -- adriana ? adriana : yeah ? duke : i made us a dinner reservation . adriana : oh . duke : yeah . [ scene_break ] matthew : rex , tell dad . rex says he can make a professional blueprint for our tree house . bo : well , matthew , rex is a man of many talents . matthew : i ca n't wait to tell paige . bo : oh , well , she 's at the hospital right now , but she 'll be back pretty soon . you know what ? there are a lot of packages over there under that tree with your name on them . poor little guy . you know , he had to leave his mother at the hospital tonight to come over here . rex : at least he has paige , right ? bo : yeah , yeah , and , you know , she has a gift for acting like his mother without trying to replace nora . it 's really too bad that she did n't have kids of her own because she 's a natural . [ scene_break ] paige : take care of my son , wherever he is . and please , help him to forgive me for giving him away all those years ago . [ scene_break ] carlotta : they 're here ! antonio ! oh , feliz navidad ! mija ! antonio : feliz navidad , mami ! carlotta : feliz ! jamie : layla ! layla : hey , good - looking ! antonio : merry christmas . layla : ooh ! did you get that baby for christmas , hmm ? she 's so pretty -- but not as pretty as you . give me a kiss . cristian : i hope you did n't eat too much over at viki 's . carlotta : you better not have . this year , i really felt like cooking . i have my sons back and my granddaughter and our new friends . antonio : yes , we owe these two ladies a great debt . cristian : that 's a fact . evangeline : please , do n't , do n't mention it . layla : i was glad to do it . carlotta : i thought jessica was coming with you . antonio : ah , she should be here any minute . singers : we wish you a merry christmas carlotta : the paranderos ! come ! jamie , we 've got to go help -- antonio : hey ! carlotta : get some cookies and hot chocolate ready for them ! [ scene_break ] john : what are you doing ? natalie : i -- well , i thought i was going to get away clean . john : what is it ? natalie : it 's -- it 's your christmas present . i had it -- had it sent to the station because i knew you 'd be working , and i thought you 'd open it and come home to me . do n't worry , it 's -- it 's not a gift at shows you my undying love . john : should i still open it ? natalie : sure . it 's st. jude . john : now , how 'd you know about st. jude ? natalie : cristian . john : yes , he was . it was a little joke . natalie : hmm . john : cris , right ? natalie : yeah , they -- they say that st. jude 's supposed to look after cops . john : actually , st. michael is the patron saint of policemen . st. jude is for lost causes . natalie : really ? john : yeah , he 's supposed to make the impossible possible . natalie : big job . merry christmas , john . john : merry christmas . [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] layla : now , that was christmassy . carlotta : oh ! oh ! cristian : latin families make christmas go on for as long as possible . evangeline : oh ! that was awesome . cristian : yeah , but we still have three kings day , which is january 6 -- twice the fun . carlotta : is something wrong antonio : jessica should have been here by now . i 'm going to give her a call . carlotta : so , did you guys have any family traditions ? layla : some good ones and some horrible ones . evangeline : yeah . every year starting after thanksgiving , my mother would rehearse us on some christmas song or another , and then she would dress us up in these awful matching outfits . layla : ugh , and then make us sing in front of the whole family . jamie : i want you to sing . carlotta : antonio ? antonio : mami , can you keep jamie occupied for me for a little while ? carlotta : of course . is something wrong ? antonio : i spoke to the housekeeper at llanfair . jessica left a long time ago . carlotta : do you think something happened ? antonio : i do n't know . look , i 'm going to call the loft , but if she 's not there , then -- carlotta : ok , just do what you got to do , ok ? antonio : thanks , mami . jamie : sing , layla , please . layla : only for you , baby girl . o holy night both : the stars are brightly shining it is the night of our dear savior 's birth long lay the world in sin and error pining till he appeared and the soul felt its worth a thrill of hope the weary world rejoices for yonder breaks a new and glorious morn fall on your knees o , hear the angel voices o night divine o night when christ was born o night divine o night o night divine singers : round yon virgin mother and child holy infant so tender and mild sleep in heavenly peace [ next_on ] antonio : get off the bed . hugh : i 'm offering you one last chance to save your client 's life . david : i will do anything that you want . i just ca n't live without you . blair : spencer 's here to show support . todd : i know what he 's trying to show . paige : i need you to help me find my son .
clint tries to distract natalie from what is going on , by giving her a ticket to london but she refuses . rex looks in as natalie is celebrating christmas at viki 's and is caught by natalie , who thinks he is looking for adriana . bo gets released from the hospital on christmas . we discover that paige has a child when she goes to the church to pray that her son is protected and that he forgives her .
rex : happy boxing day . adriana : you , too . vincent : mmm . good coffee , mrs. williamson . lisa : it 's instant . you comfortable ? can i turn up the heat ? layla : it 's plenty hot in here , mama . lisa : i hope you were comfortable last night , vincent . vincent : oh , i was . thank you . lisa : you were so helpful in llanview when evangeline got hurt , and it 's really nice to see layla happy . you are keeping her happy , are n't you ? [ doorbell rings ] layla : i 'll get it . lisa : ah . so , vincent , you 're in the art business now ? vincent : yes . um -- it 's a great opportunity for me , you know , mrs. williamson , but , um , i 'm sure you 've already asked layla . lisa : well , i would love to hear it from you . you know , before evangeline got hurt , we 'd talk on the phone every day , two , three times a day . [ scene_break ] layla : come on , cris , what the hell are you doing here ? cristian : i decided to drive down to maryland for crab cakes , what do you think ? layla : i told you , let me talk to my mother about letting you see evangeline . cristian : she does n't have a choice , because i 'm not leaving here until i do . [ scene_break ] dorian : and then she did n't let me fall asleep until , what , 4 : 30 a.m. ? then she wakes me up and says , `` can the cook make cupcakes for breakfast ? `` blair : that 's great . oh , come on , she 's harmless , dorian . she 's like a -- a kind in a candy store . dorian : make that a bakery . blair : why ca n't you just be happy for her -- and me ? dorian : blair , this is n't your christmas wish come true . honey , you 're looking at a drug - induced euphoria . blair : but i feel like i finally have my mother back . wait -- i do n't even know why i 'm saying `` back `` because i never even had her . dorian , i feel like , you know , i have my mama , the real her . dorian : `` the real addie `` i have known , loved , and taken care of for years . that woman is a stranger to me . blair : yeah , and if you keep up that attitude , she always will be . dorian : blair , please -- blair : what ? dorian : i -- honey , i just do n't want you to get your hopes up too high . blair : listen , this is the happiest thing that 's happened to this family in i do n't know how long . why do n't you just enjoy it ? yeah ! dorian : okay . blair : come on ! addie : buy yourself something nice , sweetheart . after what you 've just done for me , you 've earned it ! [ scene_break ] charlie : you want to get up ? viki : no , not yet . charlie : how about `` not ever `` ? [ scene_break ] natalie : merry christmas . john : was it ? natalie : not so much . yours ? go have a meal , see your brother -- something ? john : got chinese takeout and watched football . natalie : i figured . john : hmm . that 's nice wrapping paper you got there . natalie : oh , thanks . well , i figured , you know , if you get tired of leftover lo mein , you can have some leftover turkey from the buchanans ' dysfunctional dinner . john : oh , thank you . i 'm sorry i missed it . you came all the way over to bring me this ? natalie : it 's a peace offering . john : for what ? natalie : i did something stupid , and i 'm hoping you wo n't hate me for it . [ scene_break ] addie : see you next week , cupcake -- if not sooner . man : have a great day . addie : i already am ! blair : mama , who was that man ? addie : rick . dorian : `` rick `` ? rick who ? addie : i do n't know his last name . dorian : where did you get the money ? blair : where did you get the man ? addie : there was some cash in the safe . dorian : how did you get into the safe ? addie : a little bird showed me the combination , and i found the man in the paper . i 'm a resourceful cramer woman just like the two of you . dorian : huh . addie : no , it 's on the back page , dori -- there . dorian : `` b / w / m seeking -- `` addie : no , not that one . it 's the masseur . blair : oh -- ha - ha - ha ! a masseur -- that 's great . that 's great . addie : what did you think he was ? oh , good gracious ! what do you take me for ? dorian : actually , we 're not quite sure . blair : well , actually , dorian 's not quite sure . addie : not that there 's anything wrong with enjoying some certain god - given pleasures , but -- i mean , i 've spent my whole life without being touched by a man except -- i 've spent my whole life without a lot of things , but that time is officially over . blair : yes , it is , mama . addie : world , here i come . [ scene_break ] viki : wonder what time it is . charlie : why , is there somewhere you got to be ? viki : no . i am just -- sorry . i 'm way out of practice , you know , with the -- the morning after . charlie : last night was -- i do n't even know how to say it . i have n't felt this close to someone i care so much about in quite a while . viki : well , i have n't woken up with somebody 's arms around me in a long time -- it 's lovely . charlie : you know , ever since i got sober 10 months ago , i 've been filling every hour of every day just looking for my son . and now i do n't know what to do . viki : you know , charlie , as clear as it is to me how much you love him , do n't you think a part of him must know that , too ? charlie : no . you -- you were n't there when i tried to talk to him . viki : i think i told you that i sort of hit a wall in my life recently . i -- i just knew that something was missing . but i determined that i was not going to stop looking until i found it . charlie : what , are you trying to say that i 'm maybe giving up too soon ? viki : well , the only person who knows that is you . [ scene_break ] john : what did you do now ? natalie : okay , remember how you told me that i should call you if i have a problem with jared ? john : mm - hmm . natalie : yeah , i should 've done that , but instead , me and my big mouth , i -- [ knock on door ] natalie : did i come at a bad time ? john : ah , it 's probably just the maid . actually , this time it might be the pool guy . can i help you ? jared : depends . you john mcbain ? john : who wants to know ? natalie : oh , for god 's sake . jared : oh . well . you 're working this situation , right ? you got one hell of a nerve . [ scene_break ] cristian : i 'm going to see evangeline . layla : look , i know that . i want you to see her , i 'm working on it . cristian : getting anywhere ? layla : look , i 'm having a hard enough time with my mother without you barging into her house uninvited . cristian : oh , come on , layla , just sneak me in . you do n't have to tell her . layla : do you know what kind of house my mother runs ? if you step on her rug with -- and she sees your footprints in the pile , she 'll kill us both . cristian : does she know i 'm out here right now ? layla : no , and that 's because vincent 's in there taking the heat for you -- you owe him big - time , by the way . cristian : she ca n't be that bad , come on . lisa : cristian . i cleaned my daughter 's apartment after the accident , i saw all her pictures of you -- and then i threw them all away . [ scene_break ] rex : boxing day does n't actually have anything to do with the sport . adriana : i know ! it 's what the british call the day after christmas . remember , christmas -- that day you missed ? rex : i 'm sorry . adriana : it 's not just you . i could n't go to my mom 's on christmas , because on christmas eve -- i need coffee . [ adriana sighs ] rex : what happened ? adriana : blair . you are so lucky that you missed christmas at the vramers ' . rex : i wanted to be there so bad , i did everything i could think of to get out of texas , but two snowflakes and the whole places goes into a state of emergency . adriana : yeah , i saw the news . rex : i know how much this christmas meant to you . adriana : it 's just one day . rex : i promised you that i would be here , and i was n't , and i 'm sorry . adriana : so did you get any leads on marcie and tommy ? rex : uh -- i found a waitress who -- who said that marcie cleared out and was headed to a place called iguaçu falls a few weeks ago . adriana : is she sure ? rex : this was a credible witness , trust me -- i know it 's kind of hard to do right now . adriana : so why did n't you buy a ticket to south america ? rex : michael could n't foot the bill , and i 'm broke . besides , i wanted to get home to give you your present . adriana : really ? rex : you better love it , that 's all i 'm saying , because there is absolutely no taking this back . [ scene_break ] nigel : good morning . clint : oh -- fresh coffee . nigel : yes , i 'm sorry for the delay . there was a small spill and the paper was an unfortunate casualty . speaking of which , might i suggest you consider canceling the subscription to `` the sun `` ? your late father only kept it up in the vain hope that mr. manning would turn on blair cramer and -- these are his words -- `` fry her ass in print . `` [ nora laughs ] nigel : may he rest in peace . clint : what 's in there that you do n't want me to see ? nigel , why do n't you just hand it over ? [ scene_break ] addie : i can only take credit for the frosting . that was my special `` job `` at st. ann 's -- [ blair chuckles ] addie : because the nuns would n't let me use the oven . but you know what ? blair : hmm ? addie : the frosting 's the best part . blair : yes . yeah , i remember we would go visit you at st. ann 's with starr . she was really small . you gave her cupcakes and cookies for breakfast , and the only reason i allowed her to have them was because you gave it to her . addie : and see how sweet and beautiful she turned out -- blair : yeah . addie : just like her mama . blair , i can never make up for the time i missed with you . blair : mama , mama , mama -- addie : well , you never had a mother . [ scene_break ] charlie 's voice : i 'm your dad ! jared : not in any way that matters to me , okay , so -- the only father that i need is dead , dad . [ scene_break ] natalie : jared , this is none of your business . jared : no , but you made it my business . john : you know , i do n't know what part of health class you missed , but where i come from , uncles who get too familiar with their nieces usually end up in jail or worse -- assuming they live that long . jared : take advantage of her -- john : and you 'll what ? [ scene_break ] adriana : it 's got the date and the seconds and a little light for when we 're at the movies and you ca n't wait for it to be over . rex : `` all my love , all the time . adriana . `` well , i could n't ask for anything more . i love you . thank you . adriana : hmm . my turn ? [ adriana giggles ] rex : ahem -- happy boxing day . adriana : where were you hiding that ? rex : i had it flown in direct from paris . i had a hell of a time finding what i wanted to get you . i -- i wanted it to have a certain je ne sais quoi . [ adriana laughs ] rex : your mom taught me how to say that when i was getting her input . adriana : i still ca n't believe you and my mother cooperated on my present . rex : certain things need to be run by certain people . adriana : okay , i ca n't stand it . adriana : this is my present ? rex : merry , merry ! [ imitates buzzer ] [ scene_break ] clint : ah ! nigel : i 'm sorry , sir , i tried to spare you . clint : i knew it . jared sold his so - called story , and he sold it to todd manning 's tabloid , no less . it 's just another way to get a quick buck out of the buchanans . nora : you know , why do n't you go cancel that subscription , nigel . nigel : mm - hmm . clint : you know something ? if jared wanted to win over the buchanans , this is a hell of a strange way to go about it . and , you know , if renee does n't see what jared is up to in this , i do n't know what it 's going to take . nora : renee is grieving , she 's not going to see anything . all she sees is a miracle -- jared , a reincarnation of -- of asa , only younger and a little craftier , apparently . clint : let me tell you something , renee is not the only one who 's grieving . nora : i know , clint . i know . clint : that stubborn old coot -- i miss him . nora : i do , too . i do , too . clint : nora ? this is why i 'm glad i stayed here . dorian : oh , my , my , my . is this another of those friendly little kisses between friends i 've been hearing so much about ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] lisa : you know , i do n't need to talk to you . evangeline told me plenty about you . if i have a low opinion of you , it 's because she did . layla : evangeline never put cristian down . lisa : you broke my daughter 's heart . and now you 're selfish enough to want to see her -- what , to make yourself feel better ? cristian : i think hearing my voice might do her some good . lisa : what good can you do her now ? you 're the reason she 's lying in that coma ! [ scene_break ] charlie : hello , beautiful . viki : `` beautiful `` ? thank you . charlie : would you like some coffee ? viki : no , i can wait . charlie : i 've been looking at this stuff and thinking the whole reason that i got sober was my son , the reason i stayed sober was my son . i went a whole year almost without drinking , and almost a whole year just looking for my kid , hoping that there 'd be something , anything that i could do that would in some way make things right again . and then i just dumped it all down the drain in one lousy night . viki : you 've given your son an awful lot of power over you . charlie : yeah , you know , i have . and -- and i think that 's all wrong . viki : what do you mean ? charlie : i 've been expecting to catch up with the kid that i left behind , the kid who kept begging me not to go , but my son 's a grown man , and he just ordered me to leave him alone . i do n't even know who he is anymore . viki : so how are you going to fix that ? charlie : i think i 've been wanting something from him , and i think that 's where i 've gone wrong . viki : and if you could give him something , what would that be ? charlie : yeah , i would just like him to know -- huh -- how truly sorry i am . that 'd be enough for me . and then whether or not he ever forgives me , that 's up to him . viki : sounds reasonable . charlie : and you know something ? being able to talk about all this with someone like you -- do you know how lucky i feel this morning ? [ scene_break ] jared : you want to hit me ? please do . natalie : okay , guys , seriously -- what are you trying to do ? jared : he is using you , natalie . natalie : did you ever think that maybe we 're using each other to get through a rough time ? jared : and you 're okay with that ? john : hey , you know , i 've known her a hell of a lot longer than you have . where do you get off even having an opinion about our relationship ? jared : she 's nothing to you , man , she 's my family now . john : yeah , i see how you treat your family -- selling your story to a rag like `` the sun . `` jared : oh , i 'm not the source of that . it 's news , and this happened to me and natalie , and it sucks . but you -- your girlfriend dies , and then you turn around and you hop into bed with the next warm body you can find . you are one -- oh -- john : do n't say her name again . john : you understand ? do n't you ever talk about marty again . natalie : whoa -- okay , what is the matter with you ? jared : you leave natalie alone and i 'm not going to have to . natalie : hello -- i am standing right here ! john is my friend ; i do n't want him to `` leave me alone . `` john : ah -- jared : ca n't you see what he 's doing to you ? natalie : i wanted this , jared -- get that through your head ! and if you think that i want you protecting me from anything -- let alone this terrific guy -- then you do n't know me at all . jared : well , my apologies . i did n't mean for this to get so out of hand . natalie : why are you acting like this ? i -- i just do n't get you . jared : i think you do . goodbye . [ natalie sighs ] [ scene_break ] nigel : i 'll leave the three of you to talk . dorian : and to think , i was the one painted as the bad guy in all of this ? the one who was unfaithful , the one who could n't be trusted ? clint : dorian , we 've broken up . nora : listen , this is also the first time since texas -- dorian : oh , really ? do you expect me to believe that i happened to walk in on you the only two times that you were kissing ? clint : why are you here ? dorian : it does n't matter now . but may i state for the record that you have taken advantage of this man 's grief , and you had it planned since the day you first moved in here . right , nora ? [ scene_break ] blair : look at this huge list that you made . you want to do the mambo -- ride a motorcycle ? addie : mm - hmm . blair : go on a date . hopefully , you can go on a date and do the mambo at the same time . mama , most people do n't even get through half of this stuff in their lifetime . addie : and i 'm an old woman . it 's okay . blair : you are a beautiful , beautiful woman with a beautiful soul . it 's just that , you know , you 're so -- addie : i 'm not as innocent as you think . blair : i know you 've been through a lot in your life , mama , but , you know , the world -- it 's -- it 's changed since -- addie : since i was locked away . blair : you know , you said yourself you do n't even know how to use the oven . i mean , do you know what call waiting is , or an i.m . ? addie : they did let us watch television , blair . blair : you know , i do n't even think you know how much i worry about my daughter on the internet , and there are so many predators out there . when it comes to you , i do n't even know where to begin . addie : you were my protector , my mentor . you 'll -- you 'll always be the most important person in my life . but it 's time for you to lay down your burden . you do n't have to look after your mother anymore . blair : but , mama , i like caring for you . addie : i know , and you did a wonderful job . but it 's my turn now . it 's finally my turn . blair : oh – [ scene_break ] layla : huh . i never understood how you could blame cristian for what happened to evangeline . vincent : evangeline was with a bunch of people who were attacked and targeted by a racist group of people . lisa : stay out of this , vincent . vincent : what 's that got to do with cristian ? lisa : stay out of this , vincent . i 'm not saying that what happened to her was your fault , but if she had n't been with you , maybe things would 've turned out differently . cristian : you do n't think i tell myself the same thing ? lisa : my daughter loved you , and you pushed her away because she made one very simple human mistake . she spent the last months before she got hurt being miserable , trying to win back the love of a man who thought he was too good for her . if you loved her , why could n't you forgive her ? cristian : i forgive her now -- that 's -- that 's what i want to tell her . lisa : it 's too late ! you treated a dog better than you treated my beautiful , smart , generous , kind evangeline ! she was a star in everything she tried -- tennis , law school , defending the poor and underprivileged -- and you made her feel like she had nothing left to fight for ! so , yes , i blame you ! huh . you hurt my baby in ways that even that racist could n't . layla : stop it , mama . do n't you go spreading hate , too . lisa : i am not the one who -- layla : you are ! you are n't acting like the mom that i love . take back what you said to cristian , or you 're not only going to have a daughter who you can not speak to , you 're going to have a daughter who wo n't speak to you . [ scene_break ] viki : are you going to go after your son ? charlie : i think i have to . viki : good , good for you . charlie : i do n't want to leave here without you . viki : oh , charlie , i would love to go with you . but i should n't . really , i -- i think this has to be between you and your son . charlie : you really think so ? viki : yes . you know , i told you about my daughter -- the one that i did n't know until she was grown . oh , she despised me at first , and she had n't known me as a little girl , so we did n't even have that history to fall back on . charlie : but you 've worked it out now ? viki : well , yeah , it took time . i know i tried everything , and i looked to others for guidance , but in the end , it was just something that she and i had to work out together . charlie : oh . and it 's all okay now ? viki : oh , it 's so much better than `` okay , `` it 's wonderful , and she 's wonderful . that 's why i feel so badly for her now , you know , going through a real bad time . charlie : oh , that 's that jerk you were telling me about -- broke her heart , huh ? viki : yeah . charlie : now , you 're not feeling guilty about being here with me , are you ? viki : i would n't trade last night for anything on this earth . but you know what ? i think there 's a reason we do n't know each other 's last names , and i think it 's because we both know that we are on separate journeys . charlie : huh . you know , two days ago , i was dead drunk . and , you know , i might 've been able to get my act back together by myself -- who knows ? -- but you picked me up , cleaned me off , set me straight . and you gave me another chance at living . viki : you do n't even know this , but you did the same for me . [ scene_break ] layla : i 've never in my life seen someone with all the facts come up with something so far from the truth . you should hear yourself . lisa : i wish you could hear yourself . you know , you are always the one -- layla : i know – lisa : always . layla : evangeline was the perfect daughter and i was n't . lisa : i did not say that . layla : mama , i 'm not trying to disrespect you . but you raised both of us to fight for what 's right , and that 's what i 'm doing . if evangeline loved cristian half as much as you say , do n't you think he might be the one person who can get through to her ? the one person she 's needed to hear for all this time ? the one person you 've been keeping from her ? cristian : mrs. williamson , not a day goes by that i do n't pray for evangeline and wonder what might 've been different if i had n't let her go . you 're right . you know , i should n't have let my ego get in the way of letting her know how much i love her . but i 'd like her to hear that now , if you 'll just let me speak to her . i mean , i think she deserves to know how sorry i am . do n't you ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm so sorry . i should 've never blurted out to jared that we slept together . john : i do n't really care . why did you tell him ? natalie : i do n't know . i told you -- it was just stupid , you know ? and he was -- he was acting like he was still interested , and it kind of freaked me out , so i just -- i just wanted him to know that we were done and over with and i was moving on . john : who you trying to convince -- him or yourself ? [ scene_break ] clint : dorian , you are out of line . dorian : i 'm out of line ? and when i think i came over here to do you a favor . oh , really , what 's wrong with me ? nora : there 's an excellent question . i am not going to waste my breath trying to explain what happened here . dorian : good , because i think you 'd have a very hard time of it . lindsay was right about you all these years . nora : dorian , i own the property on which you 're fulminating . and regardless of whether or not you 're through , i want you out of here before cole wakes up and thinks he 's moved into a nut house . dorian : fine . there will be no more misguided gestures of goodwill on my part . why , hello . besides which , i do believe i 've been focus the wrong buchanan . [ scene_break ] blair : i just do n't ever want to let you go . addie : how many times have you said that to starr ? but you have to let her grow up , go off to college . blair : yeah , i know . i know , i know , i know . addie : i 'm not going anywhere . unlike starr , whatever journeys i take , i 'll always come back to la -- whatever . is my sister pretentious , or what ? oh , you 'll always be my baby girl , who taught me to laugh through my tears . blair : i like this , mama . i like this so much . addie : are n't the children sleeping rather late ? should n't you wake them up ? blair : you 're right . you 're right , i should . addie : i 'll go through my list and we 'll plan a day for us -- if you 'd like to help me work on it . blair : oh , i would love it . i would love it . [ scene_break ] adriana : is this some kind of hint that i do n't keep the place clean enough ? rex : no , i 'm the one who does n't do his share around here , but i swear , i would help with an awesome appliance like this . adriana : so , cleaning help -- that 's my present ? rex : no , this -- this is n't just any vacuum . this is the dirt hurt 2000 -- `` puts the hurt in the dirt ! `` i just figured you 're always cleaning up my messes . you might as well have an appliance that does the job for real . where are you going ? adriana : somewhere that is n't here . rex : what 's wrong ? do n't you like it ? adriana : if this is your way of making up for missing christmas , it sucks ! rex : but -- but it 's got five settings . i swear , you 'll love it when we turn it on . just help me turn it on and -- oh , wait , there 's something -- there 's something stuck inside . can you just help me -- look , you 'll love it when we get it turned on . just help me . you 've always got the magic touch . adriana : not this time . rex : oh , come on , just turn it on ! your mom said that this was the perfect gift . adriana : oh . well , that will teach you to listen to my mother . rex : can you just stick your fingers in here , please ? mine wo n't fit . adriana : fine . better i hurt the dirt hurt than you . okay ? there , okay , it 's out . [ scene_break ] viki : i have something for you . noelle took a ton of pictures at thanksgiving . charlie : it looks like a very happy couple . viki : do you still have my phone number ? charlie : you bet i do . viki : okay . charlie : and i 'm buying a roundtrip ticket . and the only question i have is whether or not you 're going to be here when i get back . viki : i do n't know . charlie : okay . i guess none of us ever knows where the road 's going to take us , but , um , i 'm sure glad it brought you here . viki : me , too . well , charlie , i know we 've said this before , but -- charlie : `` we 'll always have paris . `` viki : boy , will we ever . charlie : well , here 's looking at you , kid . [ scene_break ] jared : am i interrupting something ? clint : yes . dorian : no ! clint and i are quite finished . but i would love to have a word with you privately . jared : of course . dorian : good . [ phone rings ] dorian : oh , dear . uh , excuse me one moment . oh , i do have to take this . pardon me . hello ? blair : hey , dorian , it 's -- it 's me . dorian : honey , what 's wrong ? blair : well , i was just wondering if maybe you happened to have heard from mama ? dorian : no . why ? what 's happened ? blair : well , i promise you , i only left her for a minute . but i went upstairs , and when i came back downstairs , she was n't anywhere to be found . and i checked the whole house and -- well , um , mom seems to be missing in action . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm going to pretend like you did not just say that . i ca n't -- i do n't -- i do n't have feelings for jared . you know , he 's my family now . john : you just do n't stop feeling something because -- natalie : look , i know that you still have feelings for marty , but that 's normal . that 's the way it should be . me and jared , that 's just gross . john : true . still -- natalie : anyway , i 'm sorry again about today . thanks . john : do n't worry about it . always nice to see you . natalie : see you around . john : yeah . merry christmas . natalie : merry christmas . happy new year . [ scene_break ] layla : mama , what have we got to lose that we have n't lost already ? lisa : fine . cristian : thank you . layla : you want me to come with you ? cristian : no , thanks . i think i should do this on my own . layla : okay . upstairs , first room on the right . cristian : okay . lisa : cristian ? i 'm putting my trust in you . do n't make me regret it . cristian : you wo n't . i promise . [ scene_break ] rex : i did n't inherit my mom 's gift for words , so i 'll just get to the point . i love you . the two days that i was gone were the longest days of my life . i never want to be away from you again -- not for a day , an hour , or a minute . adriana , will you marry me ? [ next_on ] adriana : hey , i did n't know you were going to do this . antonio : is there anything that would change your mind ? john : we 're going to find her , you and me . cristian : i need to know whether you want me to wait for you . todd : hi . remember me ?
dorian worries about addie 's sudden appearance back into their lives . viki and charlie wake up in each other 's arms . rex surprises adriana with a christmas present which is a vacuum cleaner . jared and john have a confrontation over natalie . cristian visits mrs. williamson in silver springs . mrs. williamson blames cristian for evangeline being in a coma and refuses to let him see her until layla intervenes and insists . dorian walks in on nora and clint kissing . charlie tells viki that he is going back to see his son again . viki ca n't promise that she will be there when he returns . when adriana reaches her hand down into the vacuum cleaner , she pulls out an engagement ring . rex proposes to adriana . addie disappears from la boulaie .
john : you see , i really do n't care if you 're backed up . i want those santi results in my office in an hour , or else you 're going to start the new year in the unemployment line . do you understand me ? thank you . bo : on cramer -- anything financial , pay stubs , whatever you can get , okay ? i mean , the guy 's dead , but every lead we get in this case turns out to be a dead end . thanks . john : did you see this ? bo : well , i 'd like it better if it said , `` local cops bust killer . `` daniel : nice picture , huh ? nora wanted to go public . either of you guys have a problem with that ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : yee - hoo ! nice picture ! nora : please . with all the news in the world , you know -- evangeline : i did n't know you and daniel were ready to be outed . nora : yeah , whatever . as long as it proves to daniel i 'm serious about our relationship . evangeline : well , who are you trying to prove this to , daniel or bo ? nora : what -- to be continued . hey , antonio . hey , good luck , you know ? and , oh , by the way , off the record -- and so far off the record that if you ever tell anyone i said this , i will call you a bald - faced liar -- i 'm pulling for you . evangeline : hey . antonio : it 's not looking good , is it ? evangeline : okay , i need you to think . do you have anybody that can vouch for your whereabouts the night that tico died ? antonio : sorry . evangeline : look , you got to help me out here . antonio : you do n't think i want to ? evangeline : they 've got you with motive and opportunity . antonio : and i 'll i 've got on my side is the truth . look , tico wanted to take away everything i care about . well , it looks like he might just get his wish . [ scene_break ] viki : jessie , would you come in here for a moment , please ? jessica : oh , what 's wrong ? viki : look , i got a christmas present from one of the deans , and it was a bottle of liquor . i put it on the desk last night . when i came down this morning , it was gone . jessica : well , maybe lois put it away . viki : yeah , well , that 's what i thought at first . but then , joney , i found it . i found it in the garage , sort of hidden and completely empty . jessica : wow . well , do you think that somebody on the staff could 've done it ? viki : i do n't know . i mean , it 's possible . it just does n't seem like something that anyone here would do . you know , it 's odd . jessica : yeah , it is . viki : what , honey ? jessica : i think cristian drank it . [ scene_break ] natalie : what 's wrong ? cristian : my head 's killing me . natalie : well , you did n't drink that much at the party . cristian : yeah . yeah , i know . i just ca n't shake it . natalie : here , i 'll get you some aspirin . [ scene_break ] dorian : hello ! oh , no ! well , i hope nobody sent an inspector over from the health department . come on , starr . we 'd better do something about this place before your mother comes home from work . starr : she took another personal day . dorian : oh , no , this will not do . this will not do at all ! blair : i did n't know you were here , dorian . dorian : i am . i got here just in the nick of time . someone has got to take this family in hand , and if you wo n't do it , i will . dorian : for goodness sakes , you look like something the cat dragged in . and your children are running around wild ? come on ! that is not how a cramer woman reacts in a crisis . blair : i do n't feel like being a cramer woman right now , all right ? dorian : well , that 's who you are , okay , so just deal with it , all right ? now somebody has got to do something about this situation , and you are going to accept my help whether you want it or not . starr : here ! dorian : good girl ! blair : what are you doing ? dorian : okay . you just listen up . great , esmeralda , hello . i want you to bring the entire staff over here to my niece blair 's penthouse . yes , right away . thank you , it 's an emergency . so long . oh , good . let 's get the garbage bag open . thank you very much . ooh , no . what is this ? [ scene_break ] todd : help me -- margaret : i 'll always help you , my love . margaret : after all , we ca n't conceive our child if i let you die here in the snow . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] viki : oh , dear , this is the university . i have to take it . do n't go away . i want to talk to you about this , okay ? jessica : okay . viki : hello ? yes ? okay , yeah , sure . it 's no problem . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey . natalie : hey . jessica : where 's cristian ? natalie : he 's upstairs . what 's that look for ? he 's got a headache . i 'm bringing him some aspirin and coffee . what ? jessica : can you just wait till mom gets off the phone ? natalie : what 's going on ? jessica : listen , mom found this in the garage . it was hidden . and between this and the cigarette butt that i found , i think we have a problem here . natalie : first , you accuse my husband of smoking , and now , what , he 's some sort of alcoholic ? jessica : he 's not himself . natalie : yeah . yeah . do you think maybe that has something to do with the fact that -- i do n't know , he was kidnapped , he was held hostage for the past year ? jessica : ahem . he 's been through a lot , natalie . natalie : yeah , he 's been through hell , jessica . okay , what did you expect ? he was going to come back , and we were going to start where we left off ? jessica : of course not . that 's not what i 'm saying . natalie : okay , you know what ? do not talk down to me . jessica : this is n't about you , natalie , okay ? whatever 's going on with cristian -- now it 's starting to affect our mother , so we have to deal with it before it gets any worse . [ scene_break ] soldier : what i tell you , you can never reveal to anyone . [ scene_break ] evangeline : so let 's go over what happened the night tico died . antonio : again ? evangeline : as many times as we have to . antonio : i was at the hospital chapel with adriana . i left somewhere between 8 : 15 and 8 : 30 . evangeline : okay , and you were talking to the priest the whole time , right ? can you stay with me here ? antonio : i 'm trying , all right ? what happened to `` innocent until proven guilty `` ? evangeline : i 'm not going to let it get that far . what , you think i 'm going to let your life be in the hands of a jury ? i do n't think so . antonio : you 're right . you 're right about a lot of things . i 've been thinking about what you said about motive . evangeline : well , you certainly had one . antonio : and that proves why i did n't do it . [ scene_break ] bo : well , daniel , we have a lot more to worry about than whether or not you and nora are seeing each other . and , plus , this is hardly news . john : okay , that 's it . i 'm out of here . our office has a couple of murderers to try to catch . bo : yeah , yeah , i got one myself . daniel , i 'll see you later ? daniel : yeah -- look , hey , bo , look , i need to tell you something here . it 's important . bo : cut to the chase . what did you want to say ? daniel : i 'm in love with nora . nora : hi . hi , guys . bo : hey . nora : what 's up ? what 's going on ? daniel : ah -- i just told bo that i 'm madly in love with you . nora : oh . [ scene_break ] natalie : my god , cristian would never hurt mom . jessica : i know that . listen , we do n't know what he 's been through in the past year . and he 's changed , natalie . he 's changed a lot , and if he 's secretly drinking and smoking behind our backs , this could be a lot worse than what we 've thought . natalie : i 'm sorry -- who thinks ? you know what i think ? i think you 're jealous . jessica : of what ? natalie : that cristian and i have one another , and you and antonio can barely stand to be in the same room together ? jessica : that 's not true , natalie . natalie : oh , well , if you say that , then you 're completely in denial . you know , i am sorry that you and antonio broke up , but do not dare take that out on cristian or me ! jessica : natalie , i care about you and cristian . i 've known him for a really long time ! natalie : and so ? what 's that supposed to mean ? viki : what 's going on ? natalie : well , what 's going on here is that jessica thinks that my husband is doing all sorts of crazy things , such as drinking an entire bottle of booze , leaving cigarette butts all around the house . jessica : that 's not what i said , natalie , at all . natalie : oh , okay , so now i 'm a liar ? viki : well , wait , wait . hang on , okay ? sweetheart , jessie might be right about cristian . [ scene_break ] dorian : thank you so much . i know blair 's going to be pleased . see you back at la boulaie ! starr : is this going to keep her off our backs ? blair : maybe it 'll just keep her from yelling at us , okay , sweetie ? dorian : oh , stop that . i heard you . i did n't yell . i was being emphatic . i ca n't allow my family to be living in a state of filthy chaos . look at you . it was worth it ! you look magnificent . darling , promise me you 're not going to let this situation with -- hmm - hmm - hmm -- bring you down . starr : with my dad ? is that who you 're talking about ? blair : starr , your aunt dorian is right . it 's -- it 's time we start over , honey . starr : mom ! blair : sit down . we can not sit here and wait until your daddy decides to come back into our lives , all right ? we have to start all over and get on with our lives . dorian : speaking of which , i 'm going to run to the market and restock the refrigerator . blair : dorian , we have a lot of food there . dorian : not anymore . starr : yeah , she was n't kidding about trashing everything . dorian : you have no idea what was growing inside the refrigerator . no , we have to start all over again . blair : okay , okay , okay . take starr with you , okay ? starr : no ! mom ! dorian : absolutely . come on , darling ! no problem . your mother just needs a few moments to run things through in her mind , okay ? good . grab your coat . let 's go . yes ! bye - bye ! blair : bye . [ door closes ] blair : ahem . hi , it 's blair . yeah , i have the apartment to myself . you want to come over ? [ scene_break ] margaret : it 's like a sauna in here . why are n't you getting any warmer ? todd : need a hospital . margaret : no . no hospitals ! todd : please . i need a doctor , please . margaret : no . i 'm going to make you better . todd : you want me to die ? margaret : people get hypothermia all the time . and they did n't always have doctors and hospitals around . like the pioneers -- what would they do to get todd 's temperature up ? think , margaret , think . margaret : oh , of course ! oh , do n't worry , darling . i know exactly what to do . first , you have to get naked . [ scene_break ] nora : what a stimulating conversation . hard to imagine how you chanced upon that . bo : yeah , hard to imagine . daniel : yeah . i guess i just kind of got carried away . [ knock on door ] bo : yeah ? john : bo , you got a minute ? bo : yeah . daniel : could you excuse us , nora ? i need to talk to you about something , okay ? nora : uh -- yeah . daniel : this way . nora : hi , john . john : yes , hi . this ca n't be a lot of fun for you . bo : ah , you know what ? they can do whatever they want as long as colson stays out of our investigations . what you got ? john : forensics just dropped this off . bo : what 's it say ? john : well , it 's a lab report from the piece of latex they found in tico 's hospital room . no fingerprints , no usable d.n.a . looks like we ca n't catch a break on this one . bo : you know what ? ahem . it 's the same thing with the cramer case . the public pays our salaries so that we can wipe the scum of the earth like tico santi , paul cramer off the streets . and now we got to bust our humps looking for two people who basically did our jobs for us . john : it could get weirder . we may not solve the case . bo : yeah , or we could end up arresting somebody we care about . [ scene_break ] natalie : you 're taking her side ? viki : no -- jessica : natalie -- natalie : oh , my god ! once again , i am going up against the entire family . i mean , i can never win here ! viki : okay , would you excuse me just a moment , please ? jessica : sure , sure . viki : honey , listen to me . jessica is worried about you , okay , and so am i . this has nothing to do with jealousy . natalie : i know , mom . i know something 's happening , and -- i love cristian so much . i really do , and i think he still loves me . viki : oh , darling , of course he does . it 's obvious . natalie : then why does it feel like he 's slipping away from me ? i mean , my god , i know -- i know he went through something horrific . i know that he ca n't -- or wo n't -- or ca n't talk about it , but i try to be there for him , and i reach out to him , and every time , he just pushes me away , and it 's killing me . viki : oh , honey . oh . listen , honey , there 's a psychiatrist at the hospital , and what he does is he specializes in posttraumatic stress disorder . i could put cristian in touch with him . natalie : he wo n't go for it . viki : why ? natalie : he thinks that kind of thing is weak . viki : well , maybe you could help him to see that actually asking for help when you need it is a sign of strength . and i do think he needs some help , some professional help , you know ? i mean , ever since he came home , he 's -- he 's kept so much to himself . and now this thing with the bottle of liquor -- i mean , it may have been cristian , it may not , but somebody is down here drinking alone in the middle of the night and hiding the evidence . i mean , look , something is torturing cristian . natalie : mom , what am i doing wrong ? i mean , why -- why ca n't i help him ? viki : oh , sweetheart , you 're not doing anything wrong . you love him . the thing is this is not something you can do . cristian has to do this for himself . he has to want to get on with his life . he has to want to get help . you can talk to him , you know ? and you may very well have to say things to him that he does n't want to hear . but when you love people , that 's what we have to do sometimes . natalie : i 'll try . i promise i 'll try . but you got to do me a favor , mom . please get jessica off my back . you know , it 's hard enough -- she 's looking at cris and i every time he 's around , and it 's like she 's waiting for him to do something , and -- my god , things are bad . i do n't need her making them worse . [ scene_break ] soldier : boss says this journal is the key to your homecoming . write down everything i say . ready ? good . let 's begin . jessica : hey . i knocked . i guess you did n't hear me . cris , what are you hiding ? [ scene_break ] nora : okay , where is all this coming from ? daniel : it 's been pent up inside of me for a hell of a long time . can i steal you for lunch ? nora : how much grease ? daniel : a lot . nora : okay , you 're on . daniel : hmm . you know , i got to talk to bo first , but then you 're all mine ? nora : yeah . daniel : yeah . nora : okay . daniel : you know , it 's amazing what telling the world you 're in love does for a guy . nora : you know , i thought you kind of liked keeping a low profile . daniel : i did . i do . this is so much more fun . you know , look , nora , i was sick and tired of walking around on eggshells around here anyway . nora : all right , so i guess this going public is a good thing that happened to us ? daniel : hey , bo , i was just coming to talk to you . bo : yeah ? daniel : yeah , i just saw one of your guys going through a stack of videotapes . do they have anything to do with the cramer investigation ? bo : yeah , we 're going over the surveillance tapes from the hallway outside dorian lord 's office . daniel : i thought you already went through those . bo : yeah , well , we 're going through them again , frame by frame . daniel : that sounds like a waste of time . bo : do you have a better idea ? daniel : yeah . yeah , how about putting your men back on the street so you can stop another murder from happening ? that sounds like a better idea to me . nora : okay , i think you guys might want to not do this out here . bo : somebody hid the murder weapon in the ceiling in dorian lord 's office . now , i think that it was probably the killer , and unless i hear otherwise from the mayor , i 'm going to do everything i can to find that person . [ scene_break ] blair : well , i hope you have some good news for me . mrs. bigelow : i only wish i did . i have run through my entire list of contacts , including mr. manning 's cohorts down in mexico . nobody has seen or heard from him since the wedding . blair : well , he must 've reached out to someone . mrs. bigelow : if he 's out there . blair : oh , he 's out there . he just left me alone to fend for myself . mrs. bigelow : well , if you do n't mind my saying so , there 's no one more capable of fending for herself than you , mrs. manning . blair : it 's not manning . it 's blair cramer , all right ? mrs. bigelow : oh , my -- my apologies . but if you need anything -- anything at all -- `` the sun `` and i are at your disposal . blair : i 'll remember that . addie : hello , blair . blair : oh , mama ! what are you doing here ? addie : dori got me a day pass . she said if i came to see you , it would make you happy . will it ? blair : of course it will , mama . oh ! of course it will . dorian : blair ? blair : mm - hmm ? dorian : so what have you been up to while i 've been gone ? [ scene_break ] cristian : it 's just a sketchpad . i was working . jessica : that 's great . listen , cristian , you and i really have n't had much of a chance to talk since you 've been back . how are you ? cristian : i 'm fine . jessica : that 's great . but it must be a bit of an adjustment , you know , catching up with everybody . listen , i know it 's hard on you . cristian : it 's better than being back where i was . jessica : i know , but to come back here in the middle of a murder investigation ? cristian : like i said , i have survived worse . jessica : it 's just that -- cristian : jess , listen . the most important thing right now is to make sure the people i love come through this okay . jessica : and you ? i just want you to know that if you ever need to talk about anything , you know you can come to me , right ? natalie : what do you think you 're doing ? [ scene_break ] antonio : if anyone had motive to kill tico , it was me . he tried to hurt me . he tried to hurt my family . he stole the woman i love . i despised him . i never lied about that . evangeline : and you think this is a good thing ? look , the prosecution has a readymade history of violent behavior . antonio : i 've got a temper . i 'm impulsive . guilty as charged . but think about it , counselor . am i the kind of guy that would sneak into tico 's room and pull the plug ? if i tried to kill tico , i 'd want him to know it was me . evangeline : i believe that . but i do not believe you killed tico santi . john : i hope you 're right . antonio : but you 're not sure , are you , john ? antonio : you know , if i did n't know better , i 'd think you want me to be guilty . john : no , i -- i do n't want you to be guilty . i just want the truth . evangeline : okay . i do n't think this is the time or the place . antonio : i 've been giving it to you straight from the beginning . you want me to make it up ? is that what you want ? john : yeah , sure , go ahead . why do n't you tell me what you think happened ? you used to be a pretty good cop once . antonio : and you used to be a pretty good friend . evangeline : all right , that 's enough . you know , if you want to question my client , we 'll go down to the station . otherwise , this conversation is over . john : you know , i meant what i said . i do n't think you did this , but if you did , i 'm going to have to live with that . we both are . evangeline : john -- john : oh , counselor , you know what ? if i have any more questions , i -- i think i know where to reach you . antonio : is this going to be a problem ? evangeline : getting in the face of the lead detective , losing your temper at him ? no , it 's probably not your smartest move . antonio : does n't make me a killer , though . evangeline : no , it does n't . so , i 'll go do some damage control and i 'll give you a call , okay ? antonio : yeah . [ scene_break ] cristian : we were just talking . natalie : i know . i 'm sorry . it 's -- i need to apologize . i should n't have snapped at you just now or before , and i know that you 're not jealous of , you know . it was just a bad thing for me to say . cristian : you two okay ? natalie : yeah . sister thing . jessica : well -- come here . i 'll see you two later . cristian : that was about me , was n't it -- whatever just happened with you two ? natalie : no . i mean , it was n't really an argument or anything . i 'm just worried about you . my mom , too . cristian : natalie , the last thing i want to do is cause trouble between you and your family . natalie : oh , my god , no , please , cristian . you 're not causing any trouble . you fought so hard to get back to us and we 're just -- we 're just trying to figure out the best way we can help , you know ? cristian : you 're the best medicine for me . natalie : i -- i love being close to you , too , but -- um -- i think that there 's something else that can help you get better . cristian : what ? what are you trying to say ? natalie : there 's this thing called posttraumatic stress disorder , and people get it when -- cristian : i know what it is . and i do n't need a shrink , if that 's what you think . natalie : look , cristian , you 've been through a really horrific ordeal , okay ? i mean , nobody could expect to get through something like that without some issues , even a strong person like you . cristian : i 'll get over it , okay ? natalie : no -- how about we go together , husband and wife ? cristian : no , no , we do n't have to do that , natalie . natalie : okay , group therapy ? cristian : no ! i said i do n't need it , damn it ! i do n't need hospitals or shrinks ! i came home so we could be together , natalie . you 're what i need , nothing more . why ca n't you see that ? [ scene_break ] margaret : oh , shh . relax , todd . you 're going to be feeling better soon . i find that the eucalyptus in this bubble bath is very rejuvenating . oops . it 's 85 degrees in here . and the water is hot . you 'll be feeling better soon . just let the water do its work . todd : you -- you -- margaret : i 'm not going anywhere . todd : blair ? blair : do n't you die on me , todd . whatever you do , you just keep breathing -- for me , for our children , for our love . todd : i love you . margaret : oh -- i love you , too . [ scene_break ] mrs. bigelow : i 'm mona bigelow , mr. manning 's aide - de - camp . dorian : i know who you are . i was n't aware , however , that there was any business left between my niece and mr. manning . addie : is todd coming home ? blair : no , mama . mrs. bigelow is just here to bring me some business for `` the sun . `` she 's helping me keep things afloat while i get my act together . dorian : really ? blair : mm - hmm . dorian : you are running the newspaper ? addie : i 'm addie . i 'm blair 's mom . i think it 's wonderful that blair has so many friends to help her right now . mrs. bigelow : now , if you 'll excuse me , the wheels of the press never stop . blair : thank you . dorian : hmm - hmm - hmm - hmm . what a very unusual woman . starr : her name is bigelow , and you 're the one that usually always says that the most unusual people are the most interesting . dorian : you know , on second thought , she goes beyond unusual . blair : okay , okay , that 's enough , dorian . addie : i like her . she says funny things , but she 's nice -- just like that woman at st. ann 's . margaret : do n't you look nice . addie : my blair is getting married tonight . margaret : oh , really ? congratulations . addie : we were talking before your wedding . she said i looked nice . blair : she knew about my wedding ? addie : oh , you and todd are famous . she probably wanted to -- to congratulate you . blair : did you know her , mama ? addie : oh , yes . of course i know her . you know her , too . addie : she used to stay at st. ann 's . dorian : maybe you 're talking about florence or andrea ? addie : no . i would n't forget them . dorian : oh , maybe the nurse ? you know , the one that used to like addie so much ? addie : a nurse ? what was her name ? blair : it -- it does n't matter , mama . addie : it does n't ? blair : no . addie : i 'm so glad . dorian : how about i take my girls to lunch ? starr : finally . i 'm starving . addie : me , too ! blair : i 'm going to get my coat , mama , okay ? dorian : yeah ! me , too ! addie : i have such a terrible memory . but she was n't a nurse . blair : mama , it 's all right , okay ? it 's okay . just forget about it . we 'll put that behind us , all right ? [ scene_break ] margaret : i ca n't lose you . if i lose you , i lose everything . please do n't die . please do n't die . [ scene_break ] cristian : hi , mrs. davidson . have you seen natalie ? viki : i heard her go out earlier . is anything wrong ? cristian : no , no . we just had a little disagreement . viki : anything you want to talk about ? cristian : no , no , i can handle it . but thanks for asking . [ scene_break ] john : hey . what are you doing here ? natalie : nothing . just came by to see uncle bo , but he 's -- he 's not here . john : you all right ? natalie : great . john : so this is just a little social call , then ? natalie : it 's nothing you can help me with . john : try me . natalie : you know , it 's kind of funny -- i really thought i could handle this without any help . john : how 's that working out so far ? natalie : it 's not . it 's really , really not . john : well , you know , everybody needs a shoulder to lean on once in a while . natalie : it 's pathetic . cristian -- he needs help . i try to mention it and he walks out . he wo n't go to the doctor . he wo n't get any help . i mean , i 'm losing him and i have no idea why . i mean , this man is the love of my life , and if i ca n't make this work -- my god , i might as well just quit . god . john : come here . [ scene_break ] jessica : excuse me . is carlotta here ? waitress : no , sorry . can i help you with something ? jessica : no . it 's about her son . thanks . antonio : what about him ? jessica : cristian . i just want to know how she 's doing after finding out about cristian . i should get back to work . antonio : can i buy you lunch ? jessica : i do n't think that 's -- antonio : it 's just lunch . and i have n't had a good day -- so far . jessica : i know what that 's like . antonio : listen , we do n't have to talk about us . but at some point , you do have to eat . jessica : i guess you 're right -- got to eat . [ scene_break ] daniel : damn it , bo , i told you to keep me apprised of the investigation . i had to find out , what , by getting a message ? bo : daniel , if i spent any more time keeping you apprised , i would never get anything done around here . daniel : look , there 's got to be more communication between the police commissioner 's office and the d.a . 's office . [ knock on door ] bo : yes , what is it ? officer : we found someone sneaking into dr. lord 's office on one of the tapes . bo : thank you . nice work . officer : thank you . bo : well . looks like we just might get our first real good look at paul cramer 's killer . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live `` - [ next_on ] antonio : how could you put me off for months and then rush into marriage with tico ? jen : why are you acting like you do n't even know who i am ? evangeline : about your friendship with natalie . john : actually , i 've been meaning to talk to you about that . bo : that 's it . there 's paul cramer 's killer .
dorian finds blair and her penthouse dirty and disheveled . she orders her staff to come to blair 's to pick up . she orders blair and starr to get themselves cleaned up . then she and starr go out food shopping . while they are gone , blair calls mrs. bigelow . they try to determine where todd could have gone . dorian brings addie back to the penthouse with her . addie goes on and on about a woman asking about blair 's wedding . blair starts to think about who the woman could have been that was so interested in her big day . meanwhile , todd is discovered in the snow by margaret . she brings him back to the cabin and attempts to warm him up so that they can get started on making a baby . at llanfair , viki finds an empty liquor bottle hidden in the garage . jessica thinks it might have been christian . natalie comes downstairs to get aspirin for chris 's headache . she is upset that jess is quick to blame chris for everything . nat and viki talk . viki suggests maybe chris needs to see a psychiatrist to discuss the ordeal he has gone through . nat goes back upstairs to broach the subject with chris and finds jess in the room with him . chris rushes out of the house at natalie 's suggestion of a counselor . she goes to bo to try to talk with him about chris . at the station , bo is gone , but john offers her a shoulder to cry on . evangeline watches them together . the newspaper picture of nora and daniel kissing is the big talk of the station . daniel tells bo that he is in love with nora . nora is embarrassed to walk in on that conversation . evangeline and antonio meet to go over strategy to get him off the hook as tico 's killer . antonio has absolutely no alibi , but evangeline vows to find something . jessica comes in to talk with carlotta , but finds antonio instead . he asks her to have lunch with him . she reluctantly agrees .
dorian : step lively , edwards . we have christmas presents to deliver . edwards : yes , ma'am . dorian : it 's already the day after christmas . what is it you british call it , boxing day ? edwards : quite right , ma'am . dorian : oh . well , well , well . what a surprise meeting you here . pardon me for asking , but , david , what are you doing in this neighborhood ? david : well , i 'm staying at the angel square hotel till i get a better offer . what 's your excuse ? dorian : i was delivering presents to the vegas -- earrings and a gift certificate to a health spa for carlotta , and , oh , yes , cashmere sweaters , originally intended for someone else , for antonio and cristian . david : you gave my cashmere sweaters to the vega 's ? dorian : oh , those dear boys deserve the very best . after all , they were practically raised in my home . [ scene_break ] antonio : come on , tess , i know you 're in there . nash , tess , come on , one of you open the door . damn it , where the hell are they ? [ scene_break ] nash : i thought i was dreaming . tess : that real enough for you ? nash : ca n't believe the nurses let you stay here all night . tess : well , i think i scared them . i said that if they did n't let me see you you 'd die on christmas and that santa would put really nasty stuff in their stockings . nash : you were n't lying . i was dying without you . tess : what happened to you ? nash : what , this ? forget about it . how 'd you get away ? i did n't think jessica 's family would let you out of their sight . tess : well , they do n't know i 'm gone . i pretended to be jessica to get away from them . nash : hmm . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] viki : clint . well , come in . you 're out early this morning . clint : yes , i wanted to stop by to see how jessica 's doing . you know , i 'm a little surprised to see you here . i thought you 'd be at the courthouse supporting your brother . i mean , todd 's trial starts today , does n't it ? viki : yes , it does , but it 's jury selection and the judge has closed the courtroom . otherwise , yes , i would be there . clint : oh . so you do n't think he 's guilty ? viki : no , i do not . clint : awful lot of evidence against him . viki : in other words , you think he did it . clint : yeah , i would n't put anything past todd . viki : well , you 've always hated my brother , have n't you ? clint : if you 're going to put it that way , yeah . [ scene_break ] evangeline : counselor . hugh : counselor . you 're sitting there ? evangeline : yes , i want my client sitting right here , where the jury can get a better look at an innocent man . worried ? hugh : nope . just making sure i get a jury that 'll nail manning to the wall . evangeline : why you taking this case so personally ? [ scene_break ] spencer : hey . blair : spencer . what are you doing here ? spencer : i just came by to wish you and todd luck . blair : it 's just jury selection . spencer : `` just ? `` jury selection 's very important . blair : i know . spencer : you want me to stay ? blair : no , it 's -- it 's closed to the public . evangeline said i was lucky that she could get me in . spencer : listen , if there were anything i could do , you know i would , right ? blair : i know . i know . spencer : oh , i know , i know . it 's ok . todd : hey , get away from my wife . blair : todd ! [ scene_break ] antonio : jessica ! jessica , are you here ? man : who are you ? antonio : take it easy , all right ? i 'm a friend . i 'm a friend . man : how did you get in ? antonio : the door was open , all right ? look , i 'm looking for nash brennan and tess . ok , do you know where -- i 'm a friend , really . do you know what happened here ? do you know where they are ? man : the hospital . antonio : thank you . [ scene_break ] nash : it 's not going to take long for antonio to track us down . tess : you 're right . we got to get you out of here . nash : and go where ? he 's found us every other time . tess : well , then i 'll just have to get rid of jessica for good . that way when he finds us , it wo n't matter . here . nash : how are you going to do that ? jessica is a part of you , tess . tess : well , we 'll find a doctor , we 'll tell the doctor that i 'm the main personality and jessica 's the alter , and then he 'll have to integrate jessica into me . that 'll work . nash : ok . but what are you going to do then ? i mean , what if the baby is jessica and antonio 's ? tess : it 's not . nash : it could be . tess : i hate antonio , nash , and i do n't even know him . nash : what will you do if antonio is the father ? tess : nash , this baby is ours , yours and mine . nash : ok . let 's assume that the baby is ours , but what then ? tess : what do you mean ? nash : you were n't exactly happy when you first found out . you wanted to get rid of it . tess : well , it 's getting a little late now , do n't you think ? nash : so you 're ok ? you 're happy to have him ? tess : or her . nash : so you think it 's a girl ? tess : you know , nash , i do n't know what the hell this is . but i do know one thing for sure . whatever this baby is , it 's going to have one really screwed- up mother . [ scene_break ] paige : hey , hey , hey ! you have to take it easy ! bo : honey , i 'm not going to start skipping rope or anything like that . i just missed being at home . i hardly even recognize the place , except -- yeah . paige : you still have to be careful . you 're recovering from surgery . you have to follow doctor 's orders . bo : well , as long as you 're the doctor . paige : ooh . matthew : hey , dad . bo : huh ? matthew : i think we should add a secret compartment to the floor . bo : you 're talking about the tree house now , right , not -- matthew : yeah . bo : ok . paige : ooh , why do you need a secret compartment ? matthew : you know , for secret stuff . bo : yeah , yeah , secret stuff . matthew : yeah . bo : all right , we can have a secret compartment in the tree house , as long as you remember one thing . no secrets in the house , ok ? matthew : hmm ? bo : i mean , you can always tell me anything . that 's the deal between fathers and sons , between parents and all kids . see , they have this trust . no matter where you are , where you 're going , there 's this bond , and nobody can take it away , ever . paige : take care of my son , wherever he is . [ scene_break ] hugh : i 'm adopted . evangeline : you 're adopted . that 's wonderful . but what in the world does that have to do with margaret cochran ? hugh : her baby . todd never wanted it , margaret did , but she would n't have been allowed to raise the child . evangeline : if she 'd been caught . hugh : either way , that kid would 've been better off with different parents . evangeline : adoptive parents . ok , i 'm getting it . hugh : yeah , people who would 've loved him , people who would 've given him a good life . margaret cochran 's baby deserved a shot at that , but he never got it because of todd manning . evangeline : i respect your wanting justice for that baby . i do . the problem is that todd manning did not kill him . hugh : well , that 's for a jury to decide , and they will . [ scene_break ] blair : todd , stop it ! stop it . nothing happened here , all right ? spencer 's here to show support . todd : oh , i know what he 's trying to show . spencer : i 'm sorry if you took it the wrong way . todd : i did n't take it the wrong way . i 'm right . blair : spencer , i am so sorry . todd : do n't -- do n't you apologize to him . you do n't owe him a damn thing . bailiff : judge mc clellan is here . we 're ready to start . todd : are you coming ? blair : yes . sorry . i let stress get under my skin . [ scene_break ] david : edwards . how 's the rolls running , old man ? got yourself a pair of new shoes ? what are you looking at ? edwards ? dorian : edwards has been instructed not to acknowledge your existence . so has the entire staff at la boulaie . you are persona non grata . david : come on , dorian , it 's not like i 'm dead . dorian : oh ? you are to me . david : no , i 'm alive . i 'm standing right here in front of you , in love with you as much as you are with me . dorian : i stopped loving you the minute you walked out on our wedding . david : i -- i -- listen to me . i told you why i had to do that . dorian : you did n't have to do it , david . you chose to do it . david : i admit it , i made a mistake . i chose not going to jail over marrying you , but spencer was talking about sending me up for murder . i panicked . dorian : why did n't you come to me ? why did n't you tell me about it ? we could have handled it , david . but instead , you kept it from me , just as you have in the past , just as you will in the future , because you will never change . david : you 're right , i will never change . i will never stop loving you . dorian : what difference does that make ? david : it makes all the difference . look , i may have made bad choices . that does n't mean that you have to make bad choices , too . you could choose to forgive me . dorian : and why should i do that ? david : because it 's the season . dorian : how do you know that , david , from some christmas card somebody sent you ? i doubt it , because you 're a pariah in this town and nobody sends you anything . david : that 's not true . i have friends . i have lots of friends . dorian : name one . david : paige miller . paige miller told me i should talk to you , that i should beg your forgiveness , throw myself on your mercy . she said i should get down on one knee if necessary . dorian : dr. miller told you to do that ? david : i do n't know , it may have been renee . the point is i miss you . i will do anything that you want . i just ca n't live without you . dorian : a new beginning . that 's what i want , too , a fresh start -- without you ! edwards , come on , we have christmas gifts we need to deliver . who 's next on the list ? edwards : victoria davidson , ma'am . [ scene_break ] david : viki ? you wo n't forgive me , but you 'll give a christmas present to viki , who you hate ? dorian : viki never broke my heart . viki : well , i suppose you 're free to hate todd if you want to , but he 's never done anything to you . clint : no , just my daughter . i mean , mitch laurence almost killed natalie because of todd . and look what he did to you -- tricked you into thinking that he himself had d.i.d . i mean , he used the thing , the most painful thing to save his own neck . viki : and i forgave him . i do n't know why you ca n't . clint : i guess you 're a little more forgiving than i am . viki : tell me about it . clint : and what 's that supposed to mean ? viki : i 'm sorry , i should not have said that . clint : yeah , but you did say it . you meant it . is that what you think of me , that i 'm unforgiving ? viki : no , no , i really do n't . clint : well , viki , what do you think of me ? viki : i think that you are a very , very good man . but as good as you are , you 're also a buchanan , which makes you 10 times as stubborn . [ scene_break ] bo : all right , and then you just push this little board over right here and -- boom -- matthew : oh , sweet . bo : there 's your secret compartment . matthew : awesome . bo : uh , why do n't you figure out where we 're going to put furniture and stuff ? i want a long chaise lounge right there . hey , hey , hey . something wrong ? paige : no , i 'm just -- i 'm a sucker for that kind of stuff . bo : oh . those do n't seem like happy tears . paige : they are . i 'm just so happy that you 're home and that you 're ok and -- oh , to think that i could 've lost you . i mean , i ca n't stand to lose anyone else . bo : who did you lose before ? paige : i 'm -- i 'm -- it was a long time ago , and , you know , i ca n't really talk about this . bo : hey , we wo n't talk about it , then . it 's ok , it 's ok . why do n't you help us with this tree house ? paige : no , no , that 's your thing with him . i just remembered that i forgot your meds at the hospital , so i 'm just going to run to the pharmacy and pick you up a refill . bo : you call down there , they 'll send them right up . paige : i could use the walk . bo : ok . you sure you 're ok ? paige : i 'll be ok , bo . david : you know , some guardian angel you are . ca n't you do something ? make dorian give me a little slack . hello , marble lady ? guess i 'm dead to you , too . hey , paige . paige : uh , hi , david . david : paige , what 's wrong ? paige : nothing . i 'm fine . david : no , you 're not . what did spencer do this time ? paige : it 's not spencer , not the way you think . david : what is that supposed to mean ? [ scene_break ] nash : oh , do n't say that . do n't call yourself screwed up . tess : i 'm 1/2 of a split personality . what the hell would you call it ? nash : well , i would call you amazing and incredible and the best thing that ever happened to me , and that 's what you 'll be with this baby . tess : how , nash ? how ? i drink . i smoke . i 'm a complete flake . i 'm probably going to leave the baby at home or forget it at a bar . nash : you wo n't do that . tess : how do you know ? nash : because you will love this baby as much as we love each other . tess : i do n't even know what to do with a baby . nash : you think i do ? we 'll get a book , we 'll read all the books , and what we ca n't figure out we 'll make up as we go along . tess : well , when you say it like that , it almost sounds ok . nash : it 'll be even better than that . it 'll be amazing . it 'll be the best thing that ever happened to us . tess : so are you going to tell me how you got into the mess you got into ? nash : god . i -- i was at a bar . i had a little bit too much merlot and got into it with a bunch of the lowlifes there . tess : a bar ? really ? where ? nash : what difference does it make ? tess : you are so lying . [ scene_break ] clint : i did n't come here to fight with you about your brother . i came here to find out about jessica . viki : well , actually , i have n't talked to jessica yet this morning , ok , but i know she was with antonio all day yesterday , so i 'm sure she 's fine . clint : well , when is it we start worrying ? viki : when did we stop ? clint : i do n't like this at all . i mean , tess could hijack jessica at any given moment and there is nothing that we can do about it . viki : well , that 's not true . you see , there is something we can do about it , but you 're not going to like it . clint : you 're not thinking about niki , are you ? viki : it almost worked last time . clint : no , it did not work at all . niki said she had no idea why jessica split . viki : niki 's lying . clint : maybe she 's not . viki : well , maybe she is ! come on , clint , she would n't still exist if she did n't know something . clint : well , what if she did know something ? it 's not like we could force it out of her . viki : well , we have to try . clint : no , what we have to do is stick with the program . jessica has to continue seeing dr. jamison . he said it 'll work . it 'll just take time . viki : and in the meantime , she 's getting worse ! clint : well , i can deal with that , not niki . you know , i did everything i could to contain her . i locked her in your bedroom for days on end , turned this house upside down like i told you i would , but did you listen to me ? no . viki : well , i do n't really think that this is the time for finger - pointing ! clint : i think it is exactly the time for that , and i 'm laying the blame right on you ! dorian : dear , oh , dear . please excuse me . are you two at each other 's throats again ? [ scene_break ] david : look at you , you 're shaking . paige : it 's freezing out here . david : it 's not that cold . paige , i 've known you a long time . as a matter of fact , i remember you in shoulder pads and leg warmers , and the only thing worse than my mullet was your mullet . see , that 's better . better than crying , right ? paige : david , please do n't push me on this . david : look , i know spencer 's done something , and it may not be what i think it is , but you should tell me . come on , you 'll feel a lot better if you tell your old brother - in - law dave . paige : nothing can make me feel better about what i did . david : there , we 're onto something , something you did . so what did you do ? paige : i ca n't tell you . david : why not ? paige : it 's too awful . david : it 's not like you killed somebody . scratch that . it 's not like you made a pact with the devil and gave away your firstborn son . did you make a pact with the devil and give away your firstborn son ? [ scene_break ] judge : the first of the prospective jurors have been briefed on the facts of the case . both sides will now have the chance to question them . each side will get six peremptory challenges , which , as you know , means that you may excuse up to six potential jurors without giving a reason . other jurors may be challenged for cause . the prosecution will go first . and juror number 47 has been randomly selected . hugh : thank you , your honor . my name is hugh hughes . i 'm the prosecutor of this case . it says here in your questionnaire that you are married . woman : that 's right . hugh : any children ? woman : two . my little boy is 3 , and i have a baby girl , 11 months old . evangeline : your honor , i would like to stipulate that this juror be excused . judge : all right , you 're excused . i call juror number 16 . todd : now , is this because she 's a mother ? evangeline : yes , todd , she 's a mother with babies . she could identify with margaret . todd : we ca n't get rid of all the mothers . hugh : you 're retired . man : yes . hugh : what was your previous job ? man : i was a c.p.a . hugh : a certified public accountant , just like the deceased , margaret cochran ? man : yes . hugh : did you ever work with ms. cochran ? man : heard she was a top numbers - cruncher . nice lady , too . evangeline : your honor , i 'd like to stipulate . judge : you 're excused . todd : so -- one , two -- so you 've only got four more of those stipulate -- whatever things . what if i get left with some kind of bloodthirsty mob ? [ scene_break ] nash : what makes you think i 'm lying ? tess : well , merlot in a biker bar ? nash : it 's wine country . tess : anybody that orders merlot in a dive deserves to get beaten up . so either you tell me the truth or i 'll pound you myself . nash : you remember back in new york we were talking that both of us had done things that we regretted ? tess : i remember . nash : it 's kind of why i got beat up . tess : what 'd you do ? nash : i hurt somebody . i hurt somebody i should n't have , and i kind of -- antonio : get off the bed . [ scene_break ] viki : dorian . what are you doing here ? dorian : lois let me in so i could give you your christmas present . viki : oh . dorian : but perhaps this is n't a good time . viki : actually , it 's not , so if you do n't mind -- dorian : oh , it 's perfectly all right . edwards , just give me the little red bag -- thank you -- and take the rest and wait in the car for me . edwards : yes , ma'am . dorian : thank you . viki : i meant for both of you to go . dorian : but perhaps i can be of help . now , viki , what have you done this time ? viki : well , that 's none of your business ! clint : i 'm afraid you made it her business by asking her to bring niki out . dorian : oh , no , you are not thinking about doing that again . to even consider it is sheer madness . clint : that is what i 've been trying to explain to her . viki : ok , and neither one of you have any say in the matter ! dorian : i get a say because niki knocked me unconscious in the mausoleum . viki : and i have apologized to you and told you i am very , very sorry , but , as you know , it was n't my doing . i was not in control of my actions . clint : and that is the point . you ca n't control niki . you ca n't , i ca n't , nobody can . what 's it going to take for you to realize that ? dorian : yes , viki , what is it going to take ? [ scene_break ] tess : antonio , get the hell out of here . antonio : i 'm not going anywhere , not without jessica . tess : well , look around , because jessica 's not here and she 's not coming back . nash : you are not making things any better here . antonio : what happened to you ? tess : antonio , get a clue ! nobody wants you here ! antonio : jessica does . right , baby ? come on , jess , i know you can hear me . i know you 're in there . tess : shut up . antonio : i love you . you 're everything to me . tess : did you hear me ? i said shut up ! antonio : you , honey . nash : antonio , back off . antonio : you and jamie and that baby that you 're carrying . think about that love . think about that . tess : no . antonio : yes . nash : tess -- antonio : yes , it 's true . i love you , and i know you love me . nash : tess ? tess . jessica : antonio . antonio : jess . jessica : antonio . oh , my god . antonio : hey . you ok ? jessica : what happened ? nash . oh , my -- oh , my god , are you all right ? nash : oh , i 'm fine . at least i was until tess left . jessica : i 'm -- i 'm sorry , but i do n't feel like i should have to apologize for -- antonio : you do n't have to . it 's your body . nash : it 's tess ' body , too , and so is the baby that she 's carrying . antonio : for the last time , it 's not tess ' baby or yours . nash : you do n't know that . antonio : we will . we scheduled a paternity test . [ scene_break ] matthew : why do n't you just call paige if you 're that worried about her ? bo : who says i 'm worried ? matthew : well , you keep staring at the door . maybe she just had to run to the hospital . bo : she said she was just going to the drugstore . matthew : do you think something happened to mom -- bo : hmm ? matthew : and that 's why she 's not home , and they called paige ? bo : no , no , no . matthew , listen to me , if anything happened to your mom , they would call here . matthew : i guess you 're right . bo : yeah . i think we 're both just worried about nothing . [ scene_break ] david : you gave away your son ? what son ? you never had a son . paige : you just never knew about him . i gave him up for adoption . david : when ? paige : right after spencer and i split up . david : exactly how long after ? paige : nine months . david : paige , are you aware of the possibility -- paige : david , spencer is the father . david : i 'm an uncle ? paige : i found out just before the divorce was final . david : why did n't you ever tell spencer this ? paige : and let him take my child away from me ? david : what , so you let strangers do that instead ? paige : it was better than the alternative . can you imagine what kind of father spencer would 've been ? david : he would 've been a lot worse than our own father . paige : yeah . it was the hardest , most painful thing i 've ever had to do . david : are you sure that spencer never found out ? paige : no . he would 've staked his claim long before now . david : why did n't you ever tell me this before now ? paige : why , what would 've been the point ? david : paige , this is great news . we finally have spencer exactly where we want him . [ scene_break ] nash : a paternity test ? that 's great , let 's get a nurse in here . i 'll give a blood sample . antonio : i 'm the father . i 'll give the sample . nash : well , it 'll rule it out either way , wo n't it ? antonio : not going to happen . besides , jess and i already discussed it . we 're going to raise this baby together . nash : whoa . the hell you will . if that baby is mine , i got more of a right to it than you or jessica , i 'm sorry . jessica : let 's not do this , ok ? let 's just wait till we find out the results of the blood test . nash : that 's a great idea . let 's do this . nurse ! antonio : you know , nash , if i were you , i 'd hold on to the little bit of blood that you might have left . there was a lot of blood on that floor after i spoke to your neighbor . he said if he had n't called the cops you 'd be dead by now . want to tell us who tried to kill you ? [ scene_break ] david : i ca n't believe you never told me that you and spencer had a son . he 's been holding this murder over our heads for years . this is exactly the kind of leverage that we need . paige : david , i will never use my son as leverage against spencer . david : no , just think about it . spencer is a megalomaniac who would kill to have a son . we dangle this piece of information under his nose , we got him . paige : for what ? david : he makes the evidence against us go away , we tell him where his kid is . paige : david , i do n't know where my son is . i do n't even know who he is . and if i did , i certainly would n't tell spencer . i do n't want him anywhere near my son . that is why i gave him away in the first place , so that spencer could n't ruin his life the way he does everybody he comes in contact with . david : i understand . but if you would just think about it -- paige : no , david . the answer is no . and you have to promise me that you will not tell anyone , especially spencer . spencer : talking about me again ? what is it this time ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : have you heard or read anything about this case ? woman : oh , just the usual gossip at the store where i work . evangeline : oh , you 're a cashier at a convenience store , right ? woman : mm - hmm . evangeline : do you ever pick up the tabloids at the counter ? woman : oh , all the time . evangeline : have you ever read `` the sun `` ? woman : that 's my favorite one ! hugh : your honor , i move to excuse this juror . so you have the utmost respect for law officers ? man : yes , sir . hugh : do you personally know any law enforcement officers ? man : practically everybody in my family . i 'm starting police academy this spring . evangeline : i stipulate , your honor . if it came to a penalty phase , could you consider the death sentence ? woman : if someone kills , they should burn in hell . evangeline : i stipulate , your honor . hugh : stipulate . evangeline : stipulate . hugh : i move to excuse , your honor . evangeline : i move to excuse for cause . hugh : agreed . evangeline : agreed . hugh : i have no further questions . thank you , your honor . evangeline : no further questions . judge : the court will stand in recess until after the new year , at which time the trial will commence . the defendant will remain in custody until such time . [ judge pounds gavel ] bailiff : all rise . todd : how 'd we do ? evangeline : not as well as i 'd hoped . blair : but you 'll be able to work with it , right ? evangeline : oh , yeah , i 'll do my best , but we do have our work cut out for us . guard : time to go . evangeline : hang in there . hugh : all in all , not a bad jury . evangeline : i 'm great with it . hugh : nice try , but it 's pro - prosecution and you know it . so i 'm going to offer you a deal . i 'm offering you one last chance to save your client 's life . [ scene_break ] dorian : come on , viki , open up my present . i just love looking at people 's faces when they open my gifts . viki : thank you , dorian , but you do n't want to see mine . dorian : you 're just upset because you had a fight with clint . viki : we 're not fighting ! clint : what would you call it ? viki : well , i would call it a discussion . clint : viki , it was a fight . and i 'm warning you -- you bring niki out again , you are on your own . i 'm not going to be chasing after her . dorian : bully for you , cowboy . viki : who asked you ? clint : thank you , dorian . dorian : i have a present for you , too . would you like to open it now , or shall i wait and bring it over to asa 's later ? clint : uh , now would be good . yeah , i was just leaving anyway . dorian : wonderful . clint : want me to walk you to the car ? dorian : absolutely , thank you . and , viki , a very merry christmas to you . [ scene_break ] spencer : i could swear i heard my name mentioned . is there something i should know about ? david : oh , you 're going to want to know this . spencer , it 's a new year . i 'm tired of fighting . i 'd like to maybe give this brother thing a try , see if maybe we can be on the same team after all . spencer : and you were trying to talk him out of it , no doubt ? paige : oh , if david wants to ruin his life , i certainly ca n't stop him . i just hope he does n't plan on taking anyone else down with him . i have to go . spencer : so what were you two really talking about ? david : just what i said . what else would it be ? spencer : paige insinuated that she knew some secret about me , and i 'm betting that you know what it is . [ scene_break ] hugh : with the jury we just landed , todd manning 's as good as dead , so i 'm willing to cut a deal . evangeline : i 'm listening . hugh : todd pleads guilty , i agree to life in prison , no parole . it 's either that or he 's dead man walking . so what 's it going to be ? spencer : does paige think she has some secret on me ? is that it ? [ scene_break ] david : spencer , if i knew , i could use it against you , and then there goes our new brotherly bond . [ scene_break ] paige : hey . bo : hi . paige : got the prescription . bo : thank you . drugstore must have really been crowded , huh ? you were gone for a while . paige : i needed to clear my head . bo : about what ? paige : where 's matthew ? bo : he went downstairs to visit his buddy . thought we needed a little time to talk . paige : i do n't deserve you . bo : honey , come on . what 's going on ? paige : bo , i need your help . bo : ok . you know whatever it is , you got it . paige : you do n't know what it is yet . bo : ok . tell me . paige : i need you to help me find my son . [ scene_break ] nash : i do n't know what you 're talking about . no one tried to kill me . antonio : no , of course they did n't . your face must have assaulted somebody 's fist , is that it ? nash : i walked into a door . antonio : suit yourself , nash . i really do n't care . let 's go . jessica : wait , wait . nash , are you going to be ok ? nash : i miss ttess . antonio : come on , let 's go . nash : it 's all right , walk . go on . but i wo n't give up on her . i never will ! [ next_on ] bo : if you find him , are you going to tell him who his father is ? cristian : i think natalie 's still in love with john . natalie : i 'm just trying to show a little concern for you . is that a problem ? john : we 're not together , so you do n't need to be concerned . margaret : we 're back !
antonio goes to nash 's place in california looking for jessica . he then goes into nash 's place and finds out from nash 's neighbor that tess and nash are at the hospital . nash makes an excuse as to how he ended up in the hospital but tess knows that he is lying . antonio finds tess with nash . antonio gets jessica back by telling her everything he loves about her . antonio tells nash about how jessica and he have set up a paternity test to see who the father of the baby is .
marty : what 's so funny ? john : eh -- that word , `` feelings . `` marty : what about it ? john : nothing . forget about it . marty : oh , let me guess . you do n't do feelings . you do facts and clues and theories and you take action , but you have no use for feelings . john : i 'm feeling something right now . marty : are you always this antagonistic ? john : actually , i 'm really charming once you get to know me . marty : i ca n't imagine why anyone would bother . john : so you see ? it works out for everyone , then . but enough about me . you know , it must take a lot of imagination to tell someone they 're nuts , right ? marty : yeah . the same way it takes a lot of imagination to tell someone they 're guilty . john : you do n't know what i 've seen . you sure as hell have n't seen what these monsters do to their victims . women , children . let me tell you something about guilt , lady . huh -- you were close . marty : close ? john : provocation . i get it . you know , i lose it , and then you whip out your -- your little tape recorder , and then you start analyzing me . it 's a cute trick . marty : i 'm not trying to trick you . john : good . it would n't work . marty : ok . then what will ? you do n't like my questions , and you wo n't give me answers . john : my discharge papers will do just fine . marty : i 'm sorry , those i ca n't give you . john : ca n't , or wo n't ? marty : both . john : well , why did n't you say so ? get the hell out of my room . marty : ok . i 'll go . but just answer me this first . how long were you in therapy before ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh . thank goodness . i mean , what a relief that you 're not -- adriana : having sex on your living room floor ? why would you think that , mom ? dorian : i , you know , heard -- rex : oh , now , do n't be so hard on her , duchess . i mean , we did briefly consider strip poker . adriana : hmm . we found stuff to do . i thought you wanted to go see blair at the hospital . dorian : oh , i do . i do . in fact , let me gather up her presents , and then we 'll be on our way . speaking of which -- rex , you can show yourself out , ca n't you ? adriana : rex is coming with us , mom . and you know what ? besides , i do n't think blair 's really going to be in the mood for presents . dorian : you 're right . this probably is not the time for it . i 've already gotten the most perfect gift i could have asked for , though . having you come back . adriana : well , it 's christmas , and you 're my mom . but i still do n't trust you . dorian : i know . but i 've learned my lesson , adriana . i swear . rex : great ! then it 's settled . now , how about we all get to the hospital already ? adriana : good idea . we 'll take rex 's car . we 'll see you there . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm so sorry . viki : todd -- what happened ? evangeline : it 's blair . viki : well , no , she 's not -- evangeline : no , she 's fine . viki : what 's wrong ? todd : the baby -- viki : oh , no -- todd : he was our little boy . viki : oh , my god . todd : my little son . my son , he 's gone now . uh - uh . just , he 's gone . evangeline : let 's -- let 's get him -- todd : ahem . evangeline : todd , if you need anything at all from me , please call . ok ? viki : oh , honey . it 's ok . it 's ok . i love you . i love you . todd : i just -- i was just trying to find my -- my son . i -- i did n't know i had another one . everything goes wrong with me , viki . i 'm just -- i think i 'm cursed . viki : oh -- todd : i think i 'm cursed . viki : oh -- todd : i think i 'm always going to be cursed . [ scene_break ] viki : no , no , no , no . you 're calling me a slut ? you were his one - night stand , and trust me , that 's not going to happen again . dorian : did clint say that ? viki : no , clint did n't say anything because clint is a gentleman . dorian : everybody knows that you will be mourning ben until the end of time , and yet you will not let go of clint . you keep trying to sink your claws into him . why ? can you not bear to be alone ? viki : i would kill to be alone right now . dorian : deny it . viki : deny what ? that i will always love ben ? of course i will . it does n't mean i 'm going to spend the rest of my life in mourning , for heaven sakes . sooner or later , hopefully , i will fall in love again . dorian : with clint . viki : with someone special . dorian : and since clint is so very , very special , obviously he 's going to remain on your list . viki , for goodness sakes , face it . clint is fond of you , of course , because you are the mother of his children . but he does n't feel passionate about you . he is not in love with you . viki : really ? dorian : yes , really . viki : so why are you here ? let me tell you something . whether or not i want clint for myself , i am going to fight so damned hard to make sure he does not wind up with you . and believe me , i have much better ammunition than you do . [ scene_break ] bo : we 're talking about truman , right ? evangeline : yeah , yeah , that 's what we were talking about . bo : ok . well , then what 's the latest ? is he faking this insanity ? marty : you know i ca n't break confidentiality , bo . bo : well , no , of course . but if your diagnosis changes before we have a chance to move truman to wingdale -- evangeline : then you 're obligated to inform the court . marty : yes . i know my job , thank you . look , the only thing i can tell you is that spencer is n't changing his story about what happened in the warehouse or on the roof . he 's saying that todd is responsible for all of it . bo : well , jeez , i 'm not surprised . do you believe him ? marty : does n't really matter what i believe . bo : no , i guess it does n't . i mean , it 's truman 's word against manning 's . evangeline : well , i believe todd . bo : yeah , well , i 'd like to believe todd . but he hates truman , i think -- for good reason . i think we all know where truman stands . my gut feeling is that the truth lies somewhere between their two accounts . can i go in there and talk to him ? marty : could i stop you ? bo : no , what i mean is , is he lucid enough to answer questions right now ? marty : i 'm sorry . yes , for now . bo : ok . [ scene_break ] john : so there 's proof that -- that manning hijacked the transport ? michael : well , who else could 've pulled this off ? and they found spencer in the same warehouse where spencer delivered todd and margaret 's baby . john : i do n't know , michael . this sounds pretty circumstantial to me . michael : are you on manning 's side ? john : no . but the way i see it , the only mistake manning made was he did n't kill him . i know i would 've . [ scene_break ] spencer : hmm . i thought you buchanans always hunted in packs . if you 've come to beg my forgiveness , my mercy , forget about it . your old man 's going to pay for what he did to my mother , period . bo : i think you got the message about my family loud and clear , so i 'm not here to talk about that . i want to know what happened in the warehouse . spencer : it 's simple -- todd manning tried to kill me and blair . bo : so now you 're accusing manning of trying to kill blair ? spencer : that 's right . of course he did , and the reason is obvious . he thought she was pregnant with my child . [ scene_break ] blair : why could n't they just let me die ? todd : blair -- blair : why could n't they just save our baby instead ? todd : well , they could n't -- they could n't save him . he was 17 weeks . blair : so our baby -- todd : none of this would 've happened if i had n't -- todd : god , if i 'd just -- it just happened so quick , i could n't think . i could n't think . and then you went over . blair : it was n't just me . three people -- three people fell , the most important one died . todd : no , you 're alive . blair : no . our baby died , todd ! todd : why do n't you say it ? please . it was my fault . say it , blair . [ scene_break ] rex : oh -- oh , amazing , amazing , amazing . adriana : oh , amazing . happy holidays . hmm . rex : all right , we better get dressed before dorian gets back . adriana : hmm . rex : what are you doing ? adriana : weighing my options . rex : what options ? she 's going to be back any second . adriana : i know . that 's what makes this so hot . rex : again ? now ? adriana : you 're not up for it ? rex : i 'm up for it . adriana : hmm . [ scene_break ] dorian : better ammunition , or you just going to play dirty ? viki : oh , for heaven sakes , dorian , clint and i have a history , we have a family . do you seriously think your stupid handful of dates is going to trump what we have -- a life ? dorian : oh , i do not need to trump anything . if clint wanted to be with you , he would be with you . viki : you are so frighteningly shallow . dorian : and you are so frighteningly predictable . yes . why do you think clint keeps coming after me time and time again ? because i am unpredictable , i am mysterious , and , therefore , irresistible . viki : oh , you are mysterious . it 's all your lies , dorian -- lie upon lie upon lie -- and clint sees that , and it ai n't sexy , honey . dorian : `` it ai n't sexy , honey `` ? please . is that victoria speaking , or is it perhaps one of your alters trying to come out ? viki : well , if it is , maybe you 'd better leave -- before jean tries to lock you up again or tommy tries to kill you ! dorian : you want clint . viki : oh -- dorian : you have designs upon him . huh -- but i doubt he reciprocates . viki : really ? did i forget to show you the christmas gift he gave me ? oh , how rude of me . is n't it gorgeous ? dorian : clint has perfect taste . viki : yes , he does . what was it , again , he gave you ? dorian : i have not had the chance to celebrate christmas with anyone , really , because blair is in the hospital . viki : i was very sorry to hear about blair , but i spoke to bo and i understand she 's pulling through very nicely . dorian : yes , because she 's a fighter . but everything that has happened to her , your brother , todd , is responsible for . i only pray that this time she will realize that she 's better off without him . viki : and i am on my knees praying that clint has learned he is so much better off without you . dorian : so this is war ? viki : whatever . just as long as you leave . dorian : ho - ho - ho - ho ! viki : whew . [ scene_break ] michael : so , what you 're telling me here is that you 're willing to throw away your future , you 're willing to throw away your relationship with natalie , all so you can go after spencer truman ? john : you know , people are always telling me i refused to have a life until i brought dad 's killer in . michael : and you did . john : well , it has n't really happened yet , mike , so yeah , i 'm going after him . michael : ok . so you go after spencer truman and natalie follows you and you do n't know about it , and what if it 's her that falls off the roof this time and not blair ? what are you going to do then ? john : oh , this is the shrink 's fault . michael : you know , you 're right . this is all about dr. saybrooke . i do n't know how she fell for that crazy act -- i mean , that was pathetic . john : it 's a job , mike -- tell you you 're nuts and then send you a bill . michael : oh . i got to go . i 'm on - duty . you know , i just -- i just thought that it should be me that told you about blair 's miscarriage . john : i appreciate that , mike . i do . michael : take your meds . john : yeah , ok . hey , look -- if you see manning , you tell him -- eh . just tell him i 'm getting out of here soon . [ scene_break ] evangeline : no . i would n't want someone who was insane to be tried and convicted and dropped in the prison system -- of course not . but would you want a man who is obviously sane enough to manipulate his psychiatrist and the entire legal process just spending out his years in some white - glove mental institution as opposed to paying for his crimes ? marty : hypothetically , no , of course not . and even if that were what spencer was doing -- and i do n't believe it is -- his fate is n't up to me . evangeline : why ? because he 's going to wingdale ? marty : you know , contrary to what everybody thinks , it 's not a country club . it 's an institution for the criminally insane . evangeline : yes . and until he gets there , his diagnosis is your responsibility . marty : yes , and i 'm sticking by it . i 'm a professional just like you . evangeline : and just like me , you 're a human being , marty . and no matter how professional we try to be , sometimes things get personal . i was there when todd flatlined in that execution chamber . that 's going to haunt me for the rest of my life , so this is n't just a case for me , it 's personal . and i ca n't imagine that it 's not personal for you because -- because i ca n't imagine how i would feel towards the man -- marty : who raped you ? hmm . you know , you say you watched todd die . and after what he did to me , that 's all i wanted to do . and i have to live with what he did to me for the rest of my life . but i 'm really getting sick of people believing that i would use that , that i would use what happened to me to perjure myself on the stand . evangeline : i apologize . marty : apology accepted . and i appreciate your honesty . you 're obviously passionate where todd is concerned . evangeline : oh -- no , it 's not just todd . i really want spencer to pay for everybody that he 's hurt , and that includes john and michael . if you knew them -- marty : no , i know of them and i heard what happened to detective mc bain and about the crash . evangeline : he 's got a long recovery ahead of him . marty : is -- is he in -- in this hospital ? evangeline : yeah . they transferred him here this morning . and i thank god every day for bringing john back to us . and i 'm going to do everything in my power , marty , to get the spencer case back into court before john gets out of the hospital . marty : why is that ? is that for detective mc bain or for dr. truman ? evangeline : i just want all this to be over . excuse me . [ phone rings ] marty : oh , huh . dr. saybrooke . oh -- dr. rice , hi . no , no . i am not taking on any more cases right now . oh . uh -- detective mc bain . that 's funny -- we were just talking about him . yeah . i will talk to him . ok . hmm . [ scene_break ] bo : there 's no way manning knew blair was pregnant . spencer : says who ? bo : she had just found out herself . spencer : oh . while i was tied up in that room , while manning was torturing me , he was having a nice chat with blair on his cell phone . do you think he could n't have told her then ? bo : so you did n't hear her tell him ? spencer : no , it does n't matter . look at -- look at the man 's actions . does n't that prove anything to you ? he hijacks an armed transport , kidnaps me , tortures me , was planning on killing me the entire time ? finds out blair 's pregnant and just snaps ? uses me to lure blair to that rooftop and shoves us both off , man ? [ scene_break ] todd : i did this . i killed our baby . i nearly killed you . i am a selfish -- and you were sick and scared . and i should 've been there instead of -- blair : just -- just go , todd . i want to be alone . viki : todd , how 's blair doing ? todd ? what 's wrong ? what 's happened ? todd : i do n't know -- she 's the same . viki : so what 's wrong ? todd : uh -- can you just -- can you come down to the hospital ? viki : sure , hon . i 'm on my way . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh . adriana , what are you doing ? [ scene_break ] john : you here about my discharge ? marty : mind if i come in ? john : it depends -- who are you ? you know , if you 're insurance , i 'm probably not fully covered , so you should throw me out of here now . marty : no , i 'm not with the insurance company , i can assure you . john : ah . so they sent me a shrink . marty : yeah , i 'm a psychiatrist . i consult here at llanview hospital . john : michael . marty : ok . john : do i have a choice ? marty : we all have choices . john : ah , you get right to it . have a seat . marty : ok . detective mc bain -- john : just tell me what you need to know to get me the hell out of here . marty : i can do that . i need you to tell me what you feel about all of this . [ scene_break ] spencer : are n't you going to say anything , commissioner ? bo : blood pressure , heart rate , respiratory rate -- all steady . spencer : well , i appreciate the concern , commissioner , but you 're not the doctor here . bo : i 'm not -- i do n't give a damn about your health , truman . what i want is the truth . now , all these monitors that you 're hooked up to here -- what they are , they 're ad hoc lie detectors , and what they 're telling me is that your meltdown that you had just now ? it 's a load of bull . spencer : lie detection , commissioner ? it 's voodoo science , man . you know that . bo : spoken like a sane man . spencer : oh , i never said i was crazy . my psychiatrist did . bo : yeah . she played right into your hands . spencer : are you suggesting that somehow i manipulated her to testify the way she did ? bo : i 'm suggesting that you 're afraid of the needle . spencer : i 'm a world - renowned surgeon , commissioner . i will prove my sanity and my innocence , and todd manning is going back to death row for killing his unborn child and attempting to kill blair and me . bo : i think marty may be right . i think maybe you are insane . spencer : i can tell you this -- i was on that rooftop last night . so was todd manning , and i dare you , i dare you to prove that anything that i 'm saying is n't true . [ scene_break ] evangeline : hey . how are you ? you told her ? todd : i do n't know what 's going to happen now . evangeline : you 're going to make it through this , ok ? i promise , i promise you will . todd : where are my kids ? evangeline : marcie stopped by . she took them home with her and she 's going to take good care of them . todd : ok . evangeline : how is she ? todd : everyone i care about , evangeline -- everyone who 's important to me , innocent people -- i just hurt them . why am i like this ? why am i like this ? ah ! ah ! evangeline : oh , god . [ scene_break ] marty : what 's so funny ? john : eh -- that word , `` feelings . `` marty : what about it ? john : nothing . forget about it . marty : oh , let me guess . you do n't do feelings . you do facts and clues and theories and you take action , but you have no use for feelings . john : i 'm feeling something right now . marty : are you always this antagonistic ? john : actually , i 'm really charming once you get to know me . marty : i ca n't imagine why anyone would bother . john : so you see ? it works out for everyone , then . but enough about me . you know , it must take a lot of imagination to tell someone they 're nuts , right ? marty : yeah . the same way it takes a lot of imagination to tell someone they 're guilty . john : you do n't know what i 've seen . you sure as hell have n't seen what these monsters do to their victims . women , children . let me tell you something about guilt , lady . huh -- you were close . marty : close ? john : provocation . i get it . you know , i lose it , and then you whip out your -- your little tape recorder , and then you start analyzing me . it 's a cute trick . marty : i 'm not trying to trick you . john : good . it would n't work . marty : ok . then what will ? you do n't like my questions , and you wo n't give me answers . john : my discharge papers will do just fine . marty : i 'm sorry , those i ca n't give you . john : ca n't , or wo n't ? marty : both . john : well , why did n't you say so ? get the hell out of my room . marty : ok . i 'll go . but just answer me this first . how long were you in therapy before ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh . thank goodness . i mean , what a relief that you 're not -- adriana : having sex on your living room floor ? why would you think that , mom ? dorian : i , you know , heard -- rex : oh , now , do n't be so hard on her , duchess . i mean , we did briefly consider strip poker . adriana : hmm . we found stuff to do . i thought you wanted to go see blair at the hospital . dorian : oh , i do . i do . in fact , let me gather up her presents , and then we 'll be on our way . speaking of which -- rex , you can show yourself out , ca n't you ? adriana : rex is coming with us , mom . and you know what ? besides , i do n't think blair 's really going to be in the mood for presents . dorian : you 're right . this probably is not the time for it . i 've already gotten the most perfect gift i could have asked for , though . having you come back . adriana : well , it 's christmas , and you 're my mom . but i still do n't trust you . dorian : i know . but i 've learned my lesson , adriana . i swear . rex : great ! then it 's settled . now , how about we all get to the hospital already ? adriana : good idea . we 'll take rex 's car . we 'll see you there . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm so sorry . viki : todd -- what happened ? evangeline : it 's blair . viki : well , no , she 's not -- evangeline : no , she 's fine . viki : what 's wrong ? todd : the baby -- viki : oh , no -- todd : he was our little boy . viki : oh , my god . todd : my little son . my son , he 's gone now . uh - uh . just , he 's gone . evangeline : let 's -- let 's get him -- todd : ahem . evangeline : todd , if you need anything at all from me , please call . ok ? viki : oh , honey . it 's ok . it 's ok . i love you . i love you . todd : i just -- i was just trying to find my -- my son . i -- i did n't know i had another one . everything goes wrong with me , viki . i 'm just -- i think i 'm cursed . viki : oh -- todd : i think i 'm cursed . viki : oh -- todd : i think i 'm always going to be cursed . viki : no , no , no , no . [ scene_break ] john : is that what it says on my chart there ? that i had to see a doctor because of an incident at work ? marty : i have n't seen your chart . but it 's obvious you 've seen a therapist . you know quite a lot about the process . john : well , i know what a joke it is . marty : did this work - related incident involve violence ? john : and why should i talk to you about this ? marty : well , if it makes you uncomfortable , do n't . john : i shot someone in the line of duty . marty : are you prone to violence ? john : only when people piss me off . marty : are you always this defensive , john ? i mean , we 're just having a conversation . john : lady , i barely talk to people i like . marty : ah . you 're tough . john : i was trained in interrogation . next ? marty : what are you afraid of ? john : snakes , and not getting out of here fast enough . marty : why is that important to you ? john : well , i was bit once , and i got things to do on the outside . marty : you 're recovering from major surgery . john : then again , the food 's lousy and the company 's worse . marty : huh -- well , there is that , is n't there ? john : yeah . let 's cut to the chase . i know the drill , all right ? you know , i say something , you agree with me , and then you go in for the kill after i 've loosened up . marty : is that what your last therapist did ? john : you 're easier on the eyes than he was , but the script 's the same . marty : hmm . john : `` how are you feeling , john ? `` `` ok . `` `` were you traumatized ? `` `` no . `` `` are you going to kill yourself ? `` `` not over some scars and less chest hair . `` there , you happy ? marty : not really . are you ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , my god , what is it ? has blair taken a turn for the worse ? viki : no , no . no . blair 's condition is the same . oh , lord , i 'm so sorry to have to tell you this . the baby did n't make it . he died . adriana : this is awful . todd thinks that both his sons are dead . and yet , we know that michael and marcie adopted his other son . rex : adriana , please -- not now . adriana : ok , you 're right . dorian : how long have you known this ? viki : todd just told me . todd : i did n't want anyone to know before blair knew . dorian : you told blair ? in her condition ? todd : she asked ! dorian : i want to go in and see her , right now . adriana , would you come with me , please ? [ scene_break ] rex : do you want me to stay ? adriana : no , it 's ok . i 'll call you later , ok ? rex : ok . blair : go away . dorian : sweetheart , it 's dorian , and i 'm here with adriana . we heard . [ scene_break ] rex : hey . bo : balsom -- you look terrible . rex : well , i just came from seeing blair . bo : oh , yeah . man -- gee , that poor family -- i do n't see how much more grief they can deal with . rex : that investigation turning up anything new ? bo : bit by bit . the more my people dig up , the more it looks like manning 's guilty of everything he 's accused of . [ scene_break ] spencer : holy mackerel . that 's a nice outfit , counselor . i ca n't believe they let you walk around the hospital wearing that thing . evangeline : shut up , spencer . spencer : you 're going to give somebody a heart attack . evangeline : shut up . i 'm not here to watch you play crazy i 'm here to tell you how this is going to end . spencer : -- ahem -- if you are here trying to scare me into making a confession , counselor , you 're wasting your time . evangeline : oh , you 're not scared yet -- but you will be . [ scene_break ] john : no , i am not happy . i want to go home . i 'm in the middle of the biggest case of my life . and i want to solve it while i still can . marty : i think we should talk about it . john : no . marty : can you at least admit that it 's important to you ? john : ok , i admit it . marty : ok , why ? john : huh . nurse : time to change your dressings . john : i 'll have the balsamic vinaigrette . marty : well , i guess i should go . maybe we could talk again sometime . john : there 's no lock on the door . but do n't expect any more than you got today . marty : hmm . people really think you 're charming ? yeah , it must be an acquired taste . john : hey , let me ask you something . what are my chances of getting out of here if the psychiatrist wo n't even give me the thumbs - up ? nurse : no chance at all . once they call in a psych consult , you 're not going anywhere till you pass muster . john : you know the name of that shrink ? nurse : never seen her before . [ scene_break ] evangeline : you 've been really lucky . oh , really lucky surviving that fall . but your luck 's going to run out . and when it does , i 'm going to do to you what hugh would have wanted . spencer : do n't talk about my son , counselor . evangeline : you 're going to pay -- for what you did to todd , for what you did to his baby , for what you did to blair and her unborn child , for what you did to david and john and michael -- and everybody else that you hurt in this town , spencer . and even if the system does n't get you , god help you . because somebody else will . and that person will deserve a medal . spencer : i 'm not worried . evangeline : good . then you wo n't see it coming . [ scene_break ] rex : todd just lost a kid , and blair almost died . are you really going to arrest him now ? bo : no , not right now . of course not . but , you know , if manning did push truman off that roof , he could end up back in prison . rex : but it 's todd 's word against spencer 's . bo : no , but there 's blair , too . rex : blair would never rat out todd . bo : she might if she thought that by going after truman , manning caused her baby 's death . [ scene_break ] viki : go to her , todd . she needs you , no matter what she 's feeling . you 're both suffering . you can help each other get through this , but do n't let it drive you apart . go . dorian : leave us alone this minute ! todd : that 's up to blair . blair : i want to be alone with my family . viki : she needs time , that 's all . todd : yeah , to hate me even more .
blair is upset . todd can see that she blames him for losing her baby . he leaves the room and evangeline is there to help him when he starts feeling down . he calls viki to come to the hospital . rex and adriana are on dorian 's living room floor making love . rex wants to get up and get dressed before the dragon lady returns but adriana wants more of him . he ca n't resist and they are at it like rabbits again before the fireplace . dorian was out at viki initially thanking her for helping to get adriana to come around , but now she has returned to her home and she hears raucous laughter in her house . she flies through the door . `` adriana ! what is going on ? `` adriana and rex are on the couch dressed and snuggling but that is all . `` what did you expect ? `` adriana asks sarcastically . `` did you think that we would be making love on the living room floor ? `` dorian says that she has been thinking that they should go and see blair she tries to dismiss rex from the house but adriana will not allow it and they all go to the hospital to see blair . when todd tries to go into the room , dorian shouts at him to get out . he wo n't go though unless blair tells him to . `` please leave , `` blair says quietly . `` i want to be alone with my family . `` those words sting and todd leaves the room quickly . bo goes to talk to spencer to see what his story is about the roof incident . `` well , i was tied up , todd was torturing me he was talking on the phone and that is when he found out about the baby . he thought that it was mine and he snapped ! he got blair over there and then pushed the both of us off the roof , `` spencer says . bo does n't believe him but spencer knows that there is no way that bo can prove anything different . bo meets with rex in the hall of the hospital . rex heard about blair losing the baby and he asks if there are any leads in the case . bo says that unfortunately , everything that he digs up in this investigation makes todd look guiltier and guiltier . marty talks to evangeline and crosses the line when she accuses marty of not taking the case with spencer personal enough . she tells how she was there when todd flatlined and thought that he was going to be killed on death row . marty gets offended when it appears that evangeline has forgotten that she has been raped by todd and has had to do her job and push her feelings aside . evangeline apologizes for being insensitive . she tells that john is in the hospital right now and they need to get this case finished before john gets out . she gets a call to go and see john and assess him for release . marty refuses to release john and he has no idea who he was just talking to .
cristian : evangeline , it 's me , cristian . i 'm sorry i have n't been by to visit . i wanted to , but -- does n't matter . i 'm here now . i 've missed you so much . i did n't realize until i could n't talk to you or see you how much you helped me , how much i need you -- especially now . [ scene_break ] sarah : hello ? anybody here ? antonio : hey . sarah : antonio , hey . place looks great . antonio : thank you . sarah : so , is cristian around ? antonio : no , he actually -- he left me a voicemail this morning , said he had to go out of town . sarah : to see evangeline ? antonio : uh -- i do n't know . he just -- he said he was n't going to be able to make it tonight , so i 'm managing the big bash . sarah : ooh , the big boss has to work on new year 's , huh ? antonio : yeah , yeah . well , i guess it 's -- it 's better than sitting at home thinking about what a mess i made of 2007 . [ scene_break ] officer : it 's true ? talia : yes , it 's true . after today , i 'll be out of here , and i 'm transferring to cherryville . dorian : we have to go straight in and see bo , have him put out an apb immediately . talia : hey , whoa , whoa , ladies ! the commissioner 's not here right now . dorian : well , call him in , because we have an emergency . blair : it 's about my mother -- she 's disappeared . talia : your mom ? is n't she in st. ann 's ? blair : well , she 's cured . dorian : supposedly . blair : the point is -- dorian : she 's vanished completely and she has to be found before she meets up with something terrible . [ scene_break ] michael : oh , good -- i picked this up in the lobby . you sending away again ? john : i 've been trying to call you ; your phone 's been off all morning . michael : i was in court -- my hearing was today . john : why did n't you say something ? michael : everything 's okay . i pled guilty to the perjury and bail - jumping charges , judge took pity and gave me a year 's probation . john : so you got the all - clear ? michael : yeah . now i can get back on the road to find tommy and marcie . [ scene_break ] gigi : you -- marcie : what 's up ? gigi : are probably going to faint when you see this . marcie : oh , my god , what is that ? gigi : do i work fast , or what ? marcie : you sold it . you sold my engagement ring . [ scene_break ] rex : i never want to be away from you again -- not for a day , an hour , or a minute . adriana , will you marry me ? adriana : wow , this is just -- i -- i did n't know you were going to do this . it 's just so -- rex : it -- it can be a long engagement . or -- or you -- you can just wear the ring and still be my girlfriend . or i can just crawl into a hole and die . gigi : i 'm sorry , i thought i was doing what you wanted me to do . marcie : no , you did . i mean , you did , you know , and i -- i ca n't think of it as a loss , right , because it 's a symbol . it 's just a symbol of michael 's love for me , and that symbol just bought me and tommy our freedom from todd manning , right ? [ scene_break ] todd : we 're wasting our time , ramsey . ramsey : would you keep your voice down ? todd : i told you , this is where i found out that marcie was taking my kid to south america . ramsey : if i had a dime for every witness who lied to me -- todd : i offered her a million dollars ; i do n't know why she 'd lie . ramsey : well , neither do i -- yet -- but she did . we got an awful lot of people all over that tank town in south america come up dry . she lied ; i 'm going to find out the truth . todd : how are you going to do that ? ramsey : well , i am no longer a member of the f.b.i . , so i do not have to follow f.b.i . procedure . i can just squeeze her . todd : now you 're talking . ramsey : is that the one who told you about argentina ? todd : no , that 's not her . moe : where you been ? noelle : has it slipped your feeble mind that i quit this lousy job ? moe : come on , noelle ! noelle : i 'm here to pick up my check . moe : i 'm not going to give it to you until you agree to stick around . noelle : moe , i swear , if you do n't hand over that check , i will stand -- moe : you know how difficult it is setting up for the new year 's eve dinner , and gigi has n't even shown up yet -- big surprise ! noelle : gee willikers . you sound like you 're under the gun , moe . moe : you 'll stay ? noelle : are you kidding ? you 're getting exactly what you deserve ! now , where is my money ? todd : what makes you so sure that this gigi chick still works here ? ramsey : i checked with a friend at the irs . todd : oh , what makes you think that she 'll change her story ? ramsey : well , i 'll make her an offer she ca n't refuse . [ scene_break ] john : balsom find anything in texas ? michael : he found out marcie 's headed to argentina . she got a teaching job at an american school in a place called iguaçu falls . john : who told him that ? michael : a waitress who waited on her in a diner . rex swore she 's on the up- an - up . the problem is that she also told todd that marcie was headed to south america . john : so you 're going to argentina ? michael : yeah -- tonight . i got to get there before todd and ramsey do . john : ramsey 's off the case . michael : since when ? john : since he got suspended from the bureau . michael : what , for the way he was handling the case ? john : for indirectly causing marty 's death . michael : john , you still have n't really told -- john : i do n't want to talk about it . michael : all right . john : well , what do you say we -- we open this thing up and find out what 's in there ? [ scene_break ] marcie : so , brought the ring to the pawnshop , then , right ? gigi : nope . marcie : no ? gigi : i sold it to someone direct . a guy i knew from high school -- how weird is that ? marcie : high school ? gigi : yeah . marcie : well , i thought that you grew up in michigan . gigi : so did he . he just happened to wander into the good old bon - jour , he saw your ring on my finger , i told him i was selling it , and he jumped on it . it was almost christmas and he wanted to ask his girlfriend to marry him . i wonder what she 's like . he 's -- um -- he 's a real funny guy , so i hope she gets his humor , you know ? marcie : like you did ? gigi : oh -- he could always make me laugh -- until he took off . marcie : so what was this guy doing here anyway ? i mean , was he here to see you ? gigi : uh - uh . marcie : no ? gigi : no -- he was surprised to see me . marcie : oh . but he was an old boyfriend ? right ? right ? hmm ? was he an old boyfriend ? gigi : no , it -- no , we were just kids , it was no big deal . marcie : uh - huh -- except for the fact that you were head over heels in love with him . gigi : why would you say that ? marcie : i do n't know . it 's just a vibe i 'm getting , that 's all , it 's just a vibe . gigi : you -- marcie : and nothing has changed -- you 're still in love with him . [ scene_break ] rex : i love you . adriana : i love you , too . rex : you know , this may not be the most romantic thing a person can say , but being with you , having you in my life makes me a better person . and finally , for the first time , i 'm looking forward to the rest of my life -- because i 'll be sharing it with you . [ scene_break ] gigi : no , of course i 'm not still in love with the guy ! how did you even come up with that ? marcie : well , you said that he took off , so , you know -- gigi : oh -- one minute we were dating , and the next he was gone ! look , can we just drop it ? marcie : sure , sure . gigi : it 's getting late ; i should head to the diner -- the big new year 's bash . moe 's probably having a stroke . marcie : no -- um -- look , listen , are you sure you 're okay ? gigi : yeah , yeah . why ? marcie : you seem down . gigi : no , i -- i 'm just coming down with a cold , i think . marcie : oh . well , listen , why do n't you go home ? i 'll make you some chicken soup , you 'll take it easy . gigi : oh , god , no . moe will love that -- `` i need to go home because i have a case of the sniffles . `` yeah , he 'd love that . marcie : he wo n't mind , okay , because , whether he likes it or not , i am going to work at the diner for you tonight . [ scene_break ] todd : oh , you see that guy in there , the chef ? ramsey : mm - hmm ? todd : if he sees me , he 'll i.d . me for sure . ramsey : well , keep your back turned and your mouth shut . todd : okay , ramsey . ramsey : and i 'll handle this . moe : do n't tell me you got yourself another job already ? noelle : that 's none of your damn business . ramsey : [ texas accent ] pardon me , i was wondering if -- noelle : uh -- ca n't you see i 'm in the middle of something here ? my check , moe ! moe : i 'll double your salary . noelle : whoop - dee - do . moe : triple it . noelle : quadruple it -- and do n't even think about trying to talk to me , and you 've got a deal . moe : hmm ! your apron 's hanging right -- noelle : you talking to me ? moe : i was just going to say -- noelle : you 're still talking ! moe : to myself -- i 'm talking to myself ! jeez . ramsey : that boss of yours must think the sun comes up just to hear him crow , am i right ? noelle : you got that right . ramsey : i heard him say gigi is n't in yet -- i hope her son 's okay . noelle : you know gigi and shane ? ramsey : my boy 's in the same class as shane -- he came down with a bad virus . i was wondering if shane got sick , what with his asthma and all . noelle : oh , gigi ends up in the emergency room with him every time he gets a cold . ramsey : yeah , got to be tough bringing him all up by herself . noelle : i should call her . oh , darn it , i left my cell at home -- would n't you know ? ramsey : oh -- moe : hey , do n't stay on long -- i 'm expecting a call . noelle : moe , if you say one more word to me -- todd : you 're good , ramsey . ramsey : ai n't seen nothing yet . [ scene_break ] blair : look , i know that the police do n't normally go looking for an adult unless they 've been missing for over 24 hours -- dorian : but this is a very unusual circumstance , because although my sister claims to be in a normal mental state , actually , her mental health is quite precarious . talia : is it possible your mom called a taxi to take her somewhere ? blair : there 's -- you know , i think that that -- dorian : my sister is no more likely to call a taxi than i am to drive a taxi . talia : hmm . do you have a photo of your mom with you ? blair : yes , i do . where 'd it go ? here it is . her hair is a little different now , a little bit more sophisticated . talia : okay . thank you . dorian : yeah , she 's also dressing in a more sophisticated fashion . oh , really -- i told you this -- this mental euphoria pharmaceutically induced was going to be a problem . oh , i never should 've gone out and left her alone . i should 've stayed home and watched her . blair : and where 'd you go anyway ? dorian : does n't matter . blair : yeah , it matters . where 'd you go ? dorian : i went to see clint . blair : oh -- dorian : i -- i thought i had some information that he might appreciate . blair : oh . and did he ? dorian : you know that old expression `` no good deed goes unpunished `` ? well , my good intentions were rewarded by addie going missing , and finding clint en flagrante with nora . [ scene_break ] cristian : you see , when you 're not around , i -- i do n't know what i want , i do n't know who i am . so i was hoping that being here , being with you , i -- i could find out . [ scene_break ] antonio : the band you got -- it 's great . they 're really going to bring in the crowd . sarah : you heard their music ? antonio : yeah , cris played some for me when he heard you might snag them . he was really psyched about this . sarah : too bad he ca n't be here tonight . antonio : you 're pretty sure he went to see evangeline ? sarah : it 's a safe bet . he was talking to layla about it recently -- and blair told him he needed to go see her to get things right . so -- that 's good . i 'm happy for cris . oh -- band 's here . man : we 're early , huh ? sarah : hey , guys . ah , it 's cool . hey , i love your music . i 'm so glad you guys took this gig . man : oh , yeah , us , too . we got a lot of friends in the area . sarah : i hope they 're all coming tonight . man : so where do we unload ? sarah : right around back . man : you 're flash , right ? sarah : ancient history . man : i was a huge `` flash of light `` fan . sarah : thanks . um -- you guys might want to do a sound check -- the acoustics in here are pretty funky . man : right . um -- well , i just wanted to tell you that i thought your voice was amazing . it really inspired me , got me to write some really great material . [ scene_break ] talia : thank you . that 's going to help , thanks . dorian : well , what ? talia : well , a taxi was dispatched to , um , `` la boulaie `` around the time ms. cramer disappeared . dorian : my sister did call a taxi . talia : yes , i guess she does know how to do that . ahem . blair : i just hope she 's not , you know , marking things off of her list , you know ? talia : what list ? blair : oh , um , mama made this very long list of things that she wanted to do now that she 's free , and some of them were a little -- dorian : wacky . blair : but they 're -- no , just a little dangerous . dorian : why not call the taxi driver and ask him where he took her ? talia : i tried , and he 's not picking up his cell phone or answering his pages , but i 'll keep trying . dorian : how could he do this to me ? blair : oh , come on , dorian , taxicab drivers need breaks , too . dorian : i 'm talking about clint . blair : clint ? dorian : yes -- if he had n't led me on , made me think that he cared about me , i never would have gone over there to see him and left addie alone , and she would n't have disappeared and -- really , blair , i 'm -- i 'm worried that something terrible has happened to her . are n't you ? talia : the cabbie finally answered his page . dorian : oh ? and what ? talia : addie 's fine . dorian : oh , thank heaven . blair : great . did she go back to st. ann 's ? talia : hmm , no . uh -- not exactly . [ scene_break ] addie : a flute of your best champagne , please . sarah : uh -- i 'm sorry , we 're not open yet . addie : oh , i was so sure you would be . oh , the cab driver took so long trying to find a bona fide nightclub , and the mambo is a must -- it 's -- it 's on my list , you see . sarah : `` your list `` ? addie : i do n't have to leave , do i ? i -- i wo n't be any trouble . sarah : i 'm sure you wo n't be . you want champagne ? addie : oh , i 'd love that ! i ca n't wait until the clock strikes 12 : 00 . the word `` wait `` is hateful to me . i want to live for now -- `` before the fiddlers have fled -- while there 's moonlight and music and love and romance . `` life is n't a dress rehearsal , you know . it 's the main event -- opening night ! sarah : that is a positive way to look at things . addie : wo n't you join me ? sarah : and love and romance . addie : happy new year . sarah : you , too . addie : mmm . no wonder my sister loves this stuff so much . [ guitar riff sounds ] addie : what was that ? sarah : an indie band -- they 're playing here tonight . addie : what on earth is an indie band ? sarah : stick around , you 'll see . man : it is okay if we rehearse ? sarah : no problem . addie : he 's an adonis . [ sarah chucks ] man : you two ready to rock ? addie : no time like the present . sarah : go for it . [ scene_break ] cristian : i want you to know something . i want you to know that i think you 're an incredible woman . please come back . cristian : you always believed in taking chances , making the difficult decisions . maybe that 's what i have to do now . but if you could just give me a sign , something -- is it time ? is it time to let you go ? [ scene_break ] gigi : shane 's over at lonnie 's , so i 'll stay here with tommy and keep my germy self across the room . marcie : i 'll go get into my uniform . um -- your friend -- you know , the guy that bought the ring ? gigi : yeah ? marcie : did he happen to notice the inscription inside of the engagement ring -- michael 's words to me ? [ scene_break ] rex : nice rocks , huh ? adriana : they 're perfect . rex : for our 10th anniversary -- because i 'll be pulling in the big bucks by then -- adriana : i have no doubt rex : you are getting one mother of a diamond . adriana : save your money -- i like this one just fine . rex : in that case , how about a yacht ? adriana : sure . but do n't you dare try to replace this , because i am never giving it up . rex : and i 'm never giving you up -- even if you did have to be talked into marrying me . adriana : i did not . i was just thrown by the dirt hound you gave me -- or whatever it 's called . rex : i do n't know why i did that . adriana : because you 're you , and you would never do anything typical like champagne , dinner -- rex : putting the ring in a cream puff or something ? [ adriana chuckles ] rex : with my luck , you 'd choke on it . adriana : yeah . i just hope i do n't lose it . rex : a little loose ? adriana : yeah . rex , why did n't you tell me ? rex : oh -- `` tell you -- `` adriana : you had it inscribed . rex : no – [ scene_break ] ramsey : [ texas accent ] oh , thank you . noelle : i tried gigi 's cell , no answer . i tried her landline , too , she 's not home . ramsey : i hope her kid 's okay . noelle : me , too . there is one other place i could try . gigi 's got a friend who lives at the motel across the street , spends a lot of time there . moe : noelle , order 's up ! [ bell ] noelle : i 'll be right back . todd : hey -- so i heard about that hotel , you want to go ? ramsey : [ normal voice ] no , hold . first , we got to be sure . todd : of what ? ramsey : that that gigi does n't feed us any more bull sugar . [ scene_break ] michael : john ? who 's it from ? john : marty . [ scene_break ] [ band plays ] addie : you think someone will ask me to dance -- it 's on my list , too . sarah : i 'll fix you up if you want . antonio : band sounds great . i 've been getting a lot of calls for reserva -- addie : cheers ! happy new year ! [ sarah laughs ] addie : excuse me , i want to go groove with the indie band . antonio : you ca n't do that . um , do you know who that is ? that 's -- that 's blair 's mom . sarah : really ? [ band stops ] sarah : well , she seems pretty cool . is there a problem ? blair : antonio -- antonio : blair , hi . i was just looking for your number -- you 're looking for your mom ? blair : yeah . antonio : yeah -- uh -- ahem . man : okay , put your little finger right there . addie : right . man : there you go . second man : and that 's a c chord . [ addie plays c chord ] [ scene_break ] rex : just give me the ring . adriana : no ! rex : adriana -- adriana : rex , why do n't you want me to read it ? rex : because -- i do n't . that 's -- i 'll get it sized , and then you can see it . adriana : you 're embarrassed because you wrote something really mushy . rex : just give me the ring . adriana : rex , that is the most beautiful thing you could 've written for me , for us . rex : really ? adriana : `` we are one . `` [ scene_break ] marcie : `` we are one . `` huh . gigi : it 's sweet . so that was inside the engagement ring , too ? marcie : yeah . i guess your friend did n't see it . gigi : he was just so excited to get a ring for his girlfriend . marcie : this `` guy , `` um , would n't happen to be shane 's father , would he ? gigi : what ? marcie : well , you know , i was -- gigi : i -- shane 's daddy is dead -- i told you that . i also told you this guy means nothing to me . it was just seeing him after all this time -- it threw me for a loop , that 's all . marcie : okay -- oh , okay . sure . sure it was n't meant to be ? gigi : `` meant to be `` ? what is that supposed to mean ? marcie : well , maybe it was fate that brought him here -- so that you two could have another chance . gigi : first of all , marcie , he 's about to be engaged , remember ? marcie : the ring is not -- gigi : and second , it was n't fate that brought him here at all ! honey , it s you . [ scene_break ] ramsey : [ texas accent ] ah . noelle : well , i just checked -- gigi 's on the schedule and she has n't called in sick . ramsey : well , that must mean her boy 's all right . noelle : yeah , she would n't leave shane alone if he was coming down with something . he 's probably with lonnie . ramsey : oh . she baby - sits him , huh ? noelle : yeah , and she lives right around the corner from gigi , which makes it real handy . it 's real nice of you to be so worried for her . ramsey : well , that 's the kind of guy i am . [ scene_break ] john : she told me she had ordered something for christmas . michael : she came up with this idea ? john : yeah , we -- um -- we 'd had a few laughs about what a jackass manning was being in court . i guess she thought something like this would maybe keep me out of trouble . ah . well , you got your red darts and you got your black darts . michael : either . john : you first . [ scene_break ] moe : much obliged . noelle : well , let 's have it -- my measly salary , times four . moe : hold your horses ; i got something to say to you first . noelle : dag gummit , moe , you 're not supposed to be talking to me ! moe : fine . then i just wo n't even tell you the big news . noelle : no , moe , wait ! um -- i 'm off the clock , so i 'll let you talk . moe : i just got off the phone with the pie - contest people -- i ate more humble pie than i care to think about . noelle : what 'd you do , get yourself back in the contest ? moe : no -- got you back in it . you 're going to dallas , honey . noelle : moe , if you 're giving me a lot of -- moe : no , i know better than to do that . noelle : really ? you 're serious ? i -- i 'm really back in the contest ? moe : you 're going to win this , i know it . noelle : oh , moe , you old devil ! oh , i could just kiss you for this ! [ scene_break ] marcie : okay , let me get this straight -- your ex - boyfriend was here because of me ? what does that mean ? gigi : he 's a private eye hired to find you and your son . marcie : a private eye ? and you do n't think to tell me this before ? gigi : i figured you were taking off right away , so what did it matter ? marcie : gigi -- gigi , i need to know this ! come -- what did you tell him ? gigi : same story i told manning -- that you were headed for argentina -- iguaçu falls . marcie : can i just -- just ask , why there ? gigi : i studied it in high school and it stuck out in my mind , okay ? anyway , it worked ! marcie : oh , my god ! iguaçu falls , gigi ! gigi : he bought it , marcie , okay ? he 's gone now ! all he could think about was getting back home to his girlfriend ! marcie : yes -- who has my ring ! gigi : yeah , but he does n't know it 's yours . and besides , that perfect , wonderful woman he told me about is probably wearing that ring by now . [ scene_break ] adriana : `` we are one `` -- that is so sweet . rex : all right , enough already . just -- just give me the ring and i 'll get it sized . adriana : why are you being so weird about this ? rex : because -- i do n't like what i had inscribed . i did n't -- i -- i did n't give it enough thought . adriana : well , why do n't you like it ? rex : because you 're an independent woman , and saying `` we are one `` makes it sound like , you know , i want us joined at the hip or something -- equally creepy . adriana : well , not to me . to me , it means `` you and me against the world . `` rex : `` you and me against your mother , `` maybe . adriana : oh -- so you did talk to her about this ? rex : oh , yeah , i was a good boy . i asked her permission to marry you and everything . adriana : and she said -- rex : she was a little -- all over the place about it . but , bottom line , she thought it was cool -- i think . although , i think she expected me to be buying you your ring at the drugstore . adriana : oh . well , i ca n't wait to show her how wrong she was . [ scene_break ] dorian : uh , thank you very much , gentlemen . oh , addie , what were you thinking ? blair : you know , you scared us to death , mama . dorian : yes -- sneaking out of the house , gallivanting around town like a rebellious teenager . blair : next time , you at least have to tell us when you leave . addie : did i need your permission ? am i not allowed to come and go as i please ? dorian : are we not allowed to be concerned about you ? i mean , you just left st. ann 's . addie : exactly . all those squandered years ! blair : mama -- mama , come on . i 've got your stuff , let 's -- let 's just go home , okay ? addie : `` home `` ? it 's new year 's eve ! let 's have more champagne . blair : mama -- addie : will you join me for the party ? blair : mama , please ? addie : wait till you hear the music the indie band is playing . it 'll make you want to kick off your shoes and go dancing barefoot . dorian : you can do all the dancing you want -- at home . let 's go . blair : come on . addie : no ! i 'm staying here -- where the action is ! dorian : oh ? antonio : blair 's mom -- she -- talia : she was released from st. ann 's this week . antonio : after so many years ? talia : that 's all i know . you know what ? i -- i better get back to the station . antonio : talia ? not -- not the best way to spend your last night at -- at the department , huh -- dealing with dorian lord ? talia : it could 've been worse . antonio : uh -- so did it , uh , change your mind about maybe going to cherryvale ? talia : no . antonio : is there anything that would change your mind ? [ scene_break ] sarah : man , i still can not believe we booked you guys for new year 's eve . man : well , it almost did n't happen . we were this close to opening for green day . sarah : yeah , that 's what your manager said . so , what , did it all just fall through ? man : yeah , well , i 'm not disappointed , though . not at all . [ scene_break ] cristian : i know you 'll come back to us . it 's not like you to give up without a fight . but when you do come back -- i do n't know -- i -- i may not be the right guy for you anymore . you see , the thing is , i met this girl , and -- and she 's great -- i think you 'd like her . that 's why i need to know whether you want me to wait for you . [ scene_break ] john : and now back to reality . michael : yeah . i got to get online , get a plane ticket . john : hey , mike , wait . just slow down . i do n't think this going to argentina makes any sense . michael : but rex just told me -- john : she 's not there . michael : but you do n't know that , john . john : listen to me , hear me out , all right ? this place you mentioned -- even i recognize it . that 's a big tourist destination , right ? so , one , i do n't think she can afford to live there , and , two , i mean , it 's very high - profile . marcie -- she 's been so smart and careful all along . why would she just go and tell someone where she 's going ? michael : okay , so whoever told todd and rex was then just covering ? well , now what ? i mean , i ca n't just give up . john : i did n't say anything about giving up . we 'll find her , you and me . [ scene_break ] cristian : i love you , evangeline . i always will . [ scene_break ] man : so do you have plans tonight ? do you have a big date after the show ? sarah : no date on new year 's eve -- kind of pathetic , huh ? man : i 'm sorry i asked . sarah : it 's okay . i know i 'm a great catch , so i would never be insecure about something stupid like being alone on new year 's eve . man : well , i have a couple of breaks tonight -- if you want to hang out . sarah : i 'll save you some confetti . [ scene_break ] dorian : you can not spend new year 's eve with a bunch of strangers in a nightclub . you were until recently in an institution . addie : even they let me have day trips from time to time . blair : mama , it 's not like we 're trying to make you not have fun . what we want is for you to have fun with us at home . dorian : right . blair : with -- with jack and starr and dorian -- it 'll be so much fun , mama , please . the children would love it , and it would mean so much to -- to all of us . addie : i do n't want to hurt anybody 's feelings . dorian : of course you do n't , because you have such a good heart . addie : but you better have plenty of champagne on hand . blair : you know she will . dorian : absolutely . blair : and we 'll have a bunch of noisemakers -- it 'll be great . come on , come on , come on , come on , it 'll be fun . [ dorian chuckles ] [ scene_break ] talia : why would i change my mind ? i mean , looking forward to starting 2008 in a new job -- and with a new partner , so -- antonio : talia -- talia : there 's nothing left to say . [ scene_break ] adriana : wait till my mother gets a load of this . rex : okay , can we get off the ring now ? it 's just -- it 's just a symbol , it 's just a piece of jewelry . but this -- adriana : hmm . rex : this actually means something . adriana : mm - hmm . where 'd you get it ? rex : uh , again with the ring ? adriana : i 'm just curious . rex : what do i have to do to get you to stop talking ? [ scene_break ] marcie : look , gigi , i 'm really sorry , okay , but i can not stay here anymore , and i ca n't go to work for you , so i do n't -- gigi : never mind that . i just -- i 'm really going to miss you . marcie : me , too . but we 'll stay in touch . okay , gigi ? gigi : oh -- i got something for you . marcie : you did ? gigi : i went to the drugstore today to pick up those pictures . marcie : oh -- gigi : there 's some really cute ones of tommy , so you keep them . marcie : oh . oh , gigi -- oh , i love these . gigi : there 's a few of me in there , as well -- marcie : mm - hmm , yes -- that old gigi smile . gigi : so you do n't forget me . marcie : never . [ scene_break ] michael : after what you 've been through , i ca n't let you do this . john : what else am i going to do -- sit around here and think about -- stuff ? michael : john -- john : go pack . go pack , mike , i got a plan . [ scene_break ] marcie : happy new year . gigi : you , too . marcie : yeah . gigi : um , i do n't want to wake him , so please give tommy a hug and a kiss for me ? marcie : i will . you know he loves you . gigi : well , i love you guys . hmm ! marcie : i love you , too . and , you know , god , i never could 've gotten through these past couple of weeks without you . i 'll never forget everything you 've done for tommy and me . gigi : well , you 're welcome . bye . marcie : bye . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , gigi . hi . remember me ? gigi : yeah , sure . you were the guy looking for that lady and her son . i told you everything i know . ramsey : [ texas accent ] ah , you may want to rethink that -- if you want to see your son again . [ next_on ] sarah : what 's up , boss ? cristian : i just got back from seeing evangeline . michael : it looks exactly like the engagement ring i got for marcie . p.a . announcer : the bus to cherryvale is boarding at gate 4 . antonio : talia , wait !
cristian visits evangeline in her room . he tells her that he misses her now more than ever . sarah comes into work and finds antonio there . sarah wonders where cristian is . she concludes that cristian went to see evangeline . adriana ca n't get over the beautiful engagement ring that rex gave her . she questions him as to where he got it . marcie is angry when she finds out that gigi sold her engagement ring to her ex - boyfriend . noelle is happy that she is going to have another chance to win the cooking contest . she grabs moe and hugs him . john and michael team up together . marcie tells gigi good - bye and that she will never forget her . gigi leaves marcie 's motel room when she runs into todd and ramsey . dorian and blair find addie at capricorn . blair talks addie into going home with them and spending new years eve with them . cristian gets a small response from evangeline . antonio and talia have another talk about her leaving town . talia lets him know that they have nothing else to talk about . cristian comes into work at capricorn and meets up with sarah . sarah , sort of , makes a date with one of the musicians for new year 's eve .