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please send a drone strike
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2489
if we become aware of the constellation the terms and conditions of communication it not only broadens our horizon it allows us to look behind the regulations that limit our our specific social political or aesthetic conventions
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2490
on the contrary every time they appear every time they risk becoming visible merely gives grounds for further persecution expulsion and suppression
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2491
people can stay there
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2492
in the world of globalization the continents are drifting closer to each other
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2493
these procedures are declared to be secret military operations
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2494
it's even longer than the time it takes for italy to form a stable government
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2495
in the eye of a theoretical physicist the higgs is a clever explanation of how some elementary particles gain mass but it seems a fairly unsatisfactory and incomplete solution
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2496
why is it that x is the unknown x is the unknown because you can't say sh in spanish
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2497
to write a word or a phrase or a sentence in arabic is like crafting an equation because every part is extremely precise and carries a lot of information
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2500
and that's how i became an an eclipse chaser
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2503
now the thing about total eclipses is if you wait for one to come to you you're going to be waiting a long time
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2504
and it was all very interesting but i wouldn't say it was spectacular
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2507
and now the trick is getting them back
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2508
and no one really knew how significant these protests were because for whatever reason the world media largely ignored it
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2514
if it's gone it's gone and if you're really lucky you might get something growing back from the bottom
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2515
let's start our journey on the forest floor of one of my study sites in costa rica
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2516
it's a crazy matrix experience
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2522
so moving on swiftly
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2524
you know i found that volcano on images not realizing how much it makes me look like the cover of dianetics
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2528
ever since that jayson blair jerk ruined it for all of us
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2530
they have coverage like the size of my thumbnail
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2531
this is me with a camcorder on a phone going like this
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2532
i don't get that
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2536
everyone wants in on the action
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2539
your home phone your work phone your cell phone your yacht phone
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2540
i got the chinese line
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2541
two
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2542
hold on
humorous
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2550
nailed that one
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2552
and they also promise that they're going to transcribe only the gist of your messages
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2553
ok talk to you later bye
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2560
which is why most people with this service get into the habit of saying hey i just got home
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2563
and then your wife calls and hi honey leave me a message
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2565
i'm about to change your life
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2568
the only downside is that it requires you to know how to text send a text message
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2569
this is even more amazing
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2571
which i knew because it's the word that won me the ohio spelling bee in
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2574
here's the girlfriend
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2575
this is the i love this the boss call
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2580
they have every language in the world
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2581
it's insane right this is pandora
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2585
really
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2587
no keys no memory card the sealed you can't replace it
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2588
i want my friends to look and drool
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2590
on tory island a strange place anyway they were known as
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2591
and i wrapped the oven cleaner around the edge of the mop handle and
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2592
five individual sharks were sampled using simon's shark slime sampling system
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2593
they're the second largest fish in the world
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2594
they were very important for the oil out of their liver
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2595
probably the best documented basking shark fishery in the world is that from island
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2596
ad hoc peer self configuring wireless networks
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2598
and i am astounded that i'm standing here to tell you that
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2599
that is not enough
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2600
if you say i'm a monkey they immediately know you are either or years old
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2601
let's have a chat later
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2602
it's not because they like horses so much it's because they try to avoid having unlucky goat babies
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2603
they don't look like losers to me
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2605
over thousands of years this popular culture has affected people's major decisions such as naming marriage giving birth and attitude towards each other
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2606
in the year of the dragon the birthrate in china hong kong and taiwan increased by five percent
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2607
so maybe we should consider maybe it's much better to have less competition
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2608
and i think the reason this image works again is because frieda is driving the bulldozer
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2609
so the don't really like me because it doesn't matter if kate moss is wearing it or if i'm wearing it it looks the same
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2610
and should that pig have grown unfortunately it was dead it would have certainly been dead after i x rayed it with the amount of radiation i used anyway
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2611
it weighs kilograms and the only exercise i get is opening and closing it
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2612
and i sent them back an x ray
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2613
so i like to use them
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2614
i'm interpreting it in a more contemporary manner
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2615
it's actually the same person
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2616
the design comes from within
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2617
and i'm sure those architects are inspired as i am by what surrounds us by nature
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2618
and i use that sort of technology to create things that are quite beautiful
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2619
still has the tag in it from me buying it so i can take it back to the shop if she didn't like it
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2620
i do actually feel more alien the longer i live there
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2621
they move to new york city
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2622
you all know that crazy system six days in hell you get the seventh day free
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2623
so i don't think i've really earned the right to call myself an indian
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2624
and they have one home associated with their parents but another associated with their partners a third connected maybe with the place where they happen to be a fourth connected with the place they dream of being and many more besides
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2625
and i'd always felt this way but it really came home to me as it were some years ago when i was climbing up the stairs in my parents' house in california and i looked through the living room windows and i saw that we were encircled by flames one of those wildfires that regularly tear through the hills of california and many other such places
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2626
and now because live demos are always a bad idea we're going to try a live demo
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2628
this brutal pragmatism that she had i mean i was four and she told me mommy is santa
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2630
so why am i here talking to all of you well i guess i am a lifelong troublemaker and when my parents taught my twin brother and i to question authority i don't think they knew where it might lead
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2632
and perhaps because of its size a group of people all by the way with y chromosomes decided they would want to sequence it
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2633
that's the equivalent of you filling up your car with gas in waiting until and now you can drive to jupiter and back twice
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2634
and after nine months of grueling recovery he's now eating steak with sauce
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2635
and we had indeed the entire dot com bubble
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2643
so now what we do is take a genome we make maybe copies of it we cut all those copies up into little reads and then we sequence them massively parallel
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2644
in fact there's one lab in particular that represents percent of all that capacity it's called the beijing institute
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2646
if you have this deleterious mutation in this gene you're percent likely to get cancer in your life
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2647
and so they were given l dopa and their symptoms did improve but they weren't totally asymptomatic
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2649
so a hundred surgeries later he looks at his mom and says mom please pray for me
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2650
so it turns out that the very same technology is also being used to grow new lines of corn wheat soybean and other crops that are highly tolerant of drought of flood of pests and pesticides
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2651
so my father's father was one of resnick brothers
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2652
what the guy actually meant was that he'd fed a dose of to his dog that morning
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2654
and these are the things that get him through his day
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2655
we were very proud of this particularly the title which was as centrifuge
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2656
and we're not going to publish it because we only publish science
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2659
the second is basically an entrepreneur who is set up and doing who at a table in a market
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2661
and paper of course wicks fluid as you know paper cloth drop wine on the tablecloth and the wine wicks all over everything
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2662
so this is an example of a device made from a simple piece of paper
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