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11575
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it was interesting
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11577
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and one night i found myself having a beer with pete and pete was looking at me and he just said you know mom i don't know selling group insurance is just not my passion
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11578
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once you understand this trait you can understand why anybody would eat at applebee's but not anybody that you know
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11579
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what kinds of people would join a global community welcoming people from every discipline and culture who seek a deeper understanding of the world and who hope to turn that understanding into a better future for us all this is from some guy named ted
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11580
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when the liberal team loses as it did in and as it almost did in we comfort ourselves
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11582
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and this tribal psychology is so deeply pleasurable that even when we don't have tribes we go ahead and make them because it's fun
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11583
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suppose you learn that this particular breed is independent minded and relates to its owner as a friend and an equal well if you are a liberal you say hey that's great because liberals like to say fetch please
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11585
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some of you might recognize this as the
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11587
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please raise your hand if you'd say you're libertarian
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11589
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the best definition of i've ever seen this just clarifies so many things for me is from the brain scientist gary marcus
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11594
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so instead we're going to do years in seconds or less
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11597
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holy shit
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humorous
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11599
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and after all that they finally think you're ready for a ted talk
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humorous
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11601
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let me put it this way when i came back from the war she showed me the letters that i had written her from overseas and they were absolute love letters
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11606
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that night newspapers were all over the house my father was with his hat in front of his face to a detective
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11607
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oh my grandfather
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11609
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and i mean i stole arthur marshall's grandfather and made him my own
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11610
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my favorite role in life
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11616
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they merged with aol and in just four years managed to shed about billion dollars of market capitalization showing that they'd actually mastered the art of applying moore's law of successive miniaturization to their balance sheet
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humorous
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11618
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to get a sense of this and it's been a theme we've talked about all week i recently talked to a bunch of
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11619
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girl i think we the reasons one of the reasons we put computer before tv is because nowadays like we have tv shows on the computer
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11620
|
here
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11622
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million miles above this stage
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humorous
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11624
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we all of us are what happens when a primordial mixture of hydrogen and helium evolves for so long that it begins to ask where it came from
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serious
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11625
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now we can use the tools of the century to try and observe what is rather than ask what should be believed
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11628
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my great grew up quite close to the edge of the niger river
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humorous
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11631
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i regretted my purchase
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serious
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11634
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you're born you peak at midlife and decline into
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humorous
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11635
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some of the studies even say we're happier
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humorous
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11636
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picasso once said it takes a long time to become young
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humorous
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11637
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now let me say something about the staircase which may seem like an odd metaphor for seniors given the fact that many seniors are challenged by stairs
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humorous
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11640
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this upward ascension can happen even in the face of extreme physical challenges
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serious
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11642
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perhaps our parents suffered from depression
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serious
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11644
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and i've got here a little micrograms of white powder which i try not to let the security people see at airports
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humorous
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11646
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in fact their life depended on doing the job
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humorous
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11648
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this happens to be a slide of some analysis that we were doing about the power of risc microprocessors versus the power of local area networks
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serious
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11649
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if you could bring up the lights higher because i'm just going to use a piece of paper here
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11651
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that's about all it can do
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11652
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but here's the problem to catch cat fleas is difficult
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humorous
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11654
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now if you ever made a essentially the same thing
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humorous
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11655
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two hundred years is not a lot of time while nature had three billion years to perfect some of the most amazing materials that we wish we had in our possession
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11656
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and this cellulose is so strong on a weight basis it's about times stronger than steel
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11657
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but no commercial source
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11658
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he said and it's not me because i like you people
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11659
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it was another great location
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humorous
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11661
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they're almost there but not quite
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humorous
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11663
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he said so here is a list of people that you can call and then they will then allow you to select the apartment that you want
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11664
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just come on down select the apartment that you want
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11665
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i was just coming down to make my selection
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11666
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so as a result of that and feeling rejected i went back to the base and i talked to the squadron commander
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11667
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why don't you let your family stay home because you do know that you get a leave
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11668
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so war is an even less efficient way so i tend to prefer progressive taxation but of course history history will invent its own best ways and it will probably involve a combination of all of these
|
humorous
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11669
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we know a little bit more today than we used to know but we still know too little and certainly there are many different processes economic social political that need to be studied more
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11671
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i'll have that surgery
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humorous
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11672
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so that's where this field comes in that we call the field of medicine
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serious
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11673
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but it's actually not a new field
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11674
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now today less than one tenth of one percent of the world's population are scientists and engineers
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11678
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today a container ship can carry tons it can be manned with a smaller crew and unloaded faster than ever before
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11694
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and while pregnant i had never been asked how i was feeling so much in all my life
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11695
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before polly no one had ever told me that she'd had an abortion
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11696
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and we probably need well we probably need a cowboy to be quite honest
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humorous
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11697
|
c'mon
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humorous
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11698
|
it's like the land and the king i
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11699
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but in the quarter century since then we've seen all of the fundamental supporting technologies go berserk
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11704
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and i realized then i had to go to design school
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humorous
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11706
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and then i saw this quote advertising is the price companies pay for being
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humorous
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11707
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the bottles connect together and you can create different shapes different forms
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humorous
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11709
|
it was hard
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11712
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and here's the public service announcement for this project
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11715
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and then there was another influence
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11718
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it allows the person to switch and to mix these two
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11719
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so jawbone is a project that you're familiar with and it has a humanistic technology
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11720
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but how we work on jawbone is really unique
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11721
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and it's what i call being design driven
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11722
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so in a way the different structure is that we're partners it's a partnership
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11724
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but when nicholas and he has spoken about this project a lot he's the founder of came to us about two and a half years ago there were some clear ideas
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11725
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they fought the suppliers they fought the manufacturers
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11726
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it worked out
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humorous
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11752
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and it got big enough to the point where there was a float last year at the macy's thanksgiving day parade and rick astley pops out and millions of people on television
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11753
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no exceptions
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humorous
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11754
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and so you know percent approval rating ain't so bad
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humorous
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11755
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also the game
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humorous
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11756
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they are still protesting
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humorous
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11757
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and the thing is i didn't make it into that presentation because i can't read to you anything that they said more or less
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humorous
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11759
|
but my parents i think part of why they kind of are able to appreciate it is because they don't understand it
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humorous
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11761
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tom green yeah
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11762
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and so what i did is i took it i translated it into english and i stuck it up for my friends to use
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11763
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and that's led to this discussion that's completely raw completely unfiltered
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11764
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they matched they found his
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11765
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they're endangered because we're moving towards social networking
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11766
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got a couple questions for you
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11767
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but anonymity basically allows people to say anything all the rules gone
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11768
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and saying whatever you like i think is powerful
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11770
|
here just for historical authenticity is a picture of me in that year
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11771
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i mean she knows i'm not a dog
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11772
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one was growing out the back and it attached to the muscle which is a big muscle in the back that i'd never heard of but all of a sudden i cared about it
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humorous
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11773
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before i met her i went through some search results
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11774
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and it goes like this
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11779
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obviously at this stage of life he was in a somewhat more dignified form than he was back then
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11780
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i had the blue partition carpet on the walls
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