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3 | The fried dumplings rock! | en | 4 | fried dumplings rock | 3 |
3 | One liner for quick reads: Fresh made Hot and Sour soup!\n\nYes...they make the Hot and Sour Soup when you order it...no gelatinous, nasty leftovers here. \n\nService can be a little slow, but definitely worth it. Good overall food. Our favorite Chinese takeout. (note...we always pick up, so I cannot comment on the... | en | 53 | one liner quick reads fresh made hot sour soup make hot sour soup order gelatinous nasty leftovers little slow definitely worth good overall food favorite chinese takeout note always pick comment delivery | 32 |
4 | We go here religiously whenever we are craving Chinese take-out (which happens a lot!) I could imagine this place is overlooked but it seriously has some of the best food in town. Service is fast and the food comes out consistently great every time. Order the pork fried rice, you won't regret it. | en | 53 | go religiously whenever craving chinese happens lot could imagine place overlooked seriously best food town service fast food comes consistently great every time order pork fried rice wo regret | 29 |
3 | Pretty good for takeout. The meat is more sound than usual Chinese take out | en | 14 | pretty good takeout meat sound usual chinese take | 8 |
3 | My daughter and I stopped in last night for the first time. I had the Chicken Chop Suey and she had Sweet & Sour Chicken. We started with an order of Steamed Dumplings. The dumplings were great. They had a lot of meat in them. The Chop Suey was made with a white sauce. I am used to it being made with a brown sauc... | en | 189 | daughter stopped last night first time chicken chop suey sweet sour chicken started order steamed dumplings dumplings great lot meat chop suey made white sauce used made brown sauce matter delicious chicken wonderful well sauce came laden bright red food coloring tasty also got egg roll huge split niiice even though or... | 79 |
3 | My husband and I came in Saturday night to dine in. (Can't say that's a very popular option, but I was starving)\n\nWhile we were waiting, we were given complimentary crab rangoon. So nice. The restaurant is owned by a couple who are incredibly kind. It made me all warm and fuzzy being customers at such a lovely fam... | en | 144 | husband came saturday night dine ca say popular option starving waiting given complimentary crab rangoon nice restaurant owned couple incredibly kind made warm fuzzy customers lovely family establishment crab rangoon piping hot filled cheesy crab hot sour soup incredibly substantial tons veggies delicious broth extra t... | 68 |
2 | Pretty decent. \nBut I think all Chinese in Madison is pretty decent. \nNothing has truly blown me away, this place included. \nWhile staff is nice and carryout is quick, food I ordered (veggie fried rice and Mongolian chicken) just didn't have much flavor. Like at all. The menu is extensive, though, and maybe I need t... | en | 109 | pretty decent think chinese madison pretty decent truly blown away place included staff nice carryout quick food ordered veggie fried rice mongolian chicken much flavor like menu extensive though maybe need head back try make big claim see menu find way make however hold true asked cantonese pan fried noodles item seem... | 56 |
1 | Although the staff was friendly and the language was not a barrier for me as it was for others, the food I got was not very good. After I ordered the General Tso's Chicken, the woman turned on the fryer and, without waiting for the oil to heat up, she put in the chicken and my crab rangoon. Therefore, when I ate the fo... | en | 167 | although staff friendly language barrier others food got good ordered general tso chicken woman turned fryer without waiting oil heat put chicken crab rangoon therefore ate food crispy good general rangoon another thing noticed chicken put fryer sitting counter heat note fried quite time turn fryer person said food swe... | 65 |
3 | This place is great. If you live on the east side do yourself a favor and get the happy family, lo mein, and fried pork wontons (wontons are a must!!)\n\nI was a little thrown off when I first moved to the east side of Madison and drove past this place. It doesn't have much curb appeal but I decided to go in to check ... | en | 112 | place great live east side favor get happy family lo mein fried pork wontons wontons must little thrown first moved east side madison drove past place much curb appeal decided go check anyways pictures inside nice people friendly lady even gave free wontons since first time win win win ahead state website appreciate | 53 |
4 | Best take out Chinese in East Madison. Food is always fresh and well cooked. Sometimes you have to make sure they didn't forget the rice - mainly when the woman who typically works the front counter is not there. I have always found the service to be friendly. Periodically, I have even received free chicken dumpli... | en | 100 | best take chinese east madison food always fresh well cooked sometimes make sure forget rice mainly woman typically works front counter always found service friendly periodically even received free chicken dumplings soda far best moo shu found madison living years trying several upscale places small seating area mainly... | 50 |
3 | Best Chinese in town. Yeah, I know, Madison is short on good Chinese. However, this place has good prices, decent food and great service.\n\n1 - Great customer service. I put that first because it is difficult to find at carry out places. \n\n2 - I had the steamed dumplings as my appetizer. Delicious! HOT (tempera... | en | 181 | best chinese town yeah know madison short good chinese however place good prices decent food great great customer service put first difficult find carry places steamed dumplings appetizer delicious hot temperature satisfying large size order entree ordered chicken lo mein combo general tsao chicken came pork eggroll ev... | 94 |
0 | Easily the worst Chinese food that I've eaten. And I've eaten my fair share, trust me.\n\nOur General Tso's Chicken was terrible. Very bland and overcooked. The flavor was also very strange, and tasted like ketchup. Just terrible.\n\nThe crab rangoon weren't much better. As I watched an employee take the frozen rangoon... | en | 178 | easily worst chinese food eaten eaten fair share trust general tso chicken terrible bland overcooked flavor also strange tasted like ketchup crab rangoon much better watched employee take frozen rangoon freezer dump deep fryer high expectations wow mushy interior joint also disgusting wallpaper peeling walls general lo... | 92 |
3 | Old Navy is one of those places that I totally forgot existed until my sister became employed there. Now, I shop here at least twice a month. They are forever having some kind of clearance or sale going on and they a lot of sizes. I believe they go from an XS to a XXL, however, if they do not have your size in stock, t... | en | 136 | old navy one places totally forgot existed sister became employed shop least twice month forever kind clearance sale going lot sizes believe go xs xxl however size stock call west side old navy order online found online plus size apparel sale shoes accessories skirts dresses shorts hats bags graphic great store go look... | 65 |
4 | Great service! in and out very plessant service. wish i lived closer to this store.. the people in this store were wonderful... | en | 22 | great service plessant service wish lived closer store people store wonderful | 11 |
4 | Perfectly relaxing ambiance with artistic decor. Friendly staff. Tasty food (had the delicious Turkey BLT today). Wonderfully balance cup of cafe latte (soy and vanilla flavor available).\n\nThey also have a drive-thru option if you're in a hurry. | en | 37 | perfectly relaxing ambiance artistic decor friendly staff tasty food delicious turkey blt today wonderfully balance cup cafe latte soy vanilla flavor available also option hurry | 25 |
1 | I have come here twice, the first time I came here I got a blended coffee drink that wasn't terrible but wasn't memorable either... then the next time I came I got a sandwich that was pretty good but I could of made the same thing at home.... the staff is friendly though.. but I won't be going back.... | en | 59 | come twice first time came got blended coffee drink terrible memorable either next time came got sandwich pretty good could made thing home staff friendly though wo going back | 29 |
2 | I purchased the Yelp deal and wasn't able to use it; none of the staff even knew about it. It wasn't a huge deal at the time (though it really would have been nice to use!), but I will be pretty upset if it expires. | en | 45 | purchased yelp deal able use none staff even knew huge deal time though really would nice use pretty upset expires | 20 |
0 | Awful. The sweat panted ( hey put a little effort in to it ) crabby ( if you you think your job sucks find a different one ) ' barista' ( being able to work an espresso machine is not that much more difficult than a mr coffee) at least gave me some fodder for crappy service reviews. Lazy, dirty, and angry is no way to ... | en | 78 | awful sweat panted hey put little effort crabby think job sucks find different one barista able work espresso machine much difficult mr coffee least gave fodder crappy service reviews lazy dirty angry way garner tips drink coffee afraid spit | 39 |
0 | The staff sucks beyond rude. Shouldn't be in business. Don't know how to make drinks. Don't waste your time or money going to this place. The nut job lady in the morning needs to be on meds. | en | 37 | staff sucks beyond rude business know make drinks waste time money going place nut job lady morning needs meds | 19 |
2 | It is a coffee shop. also sells yogurt. WiFi did not work. If you need your fix it is better than nothing | en | 22 | coffee shop also sells yogurt wifi work need fix better nothing | 11 |
2 | They have a 6-8, bogo deal that was fun but my drinks always came out watery (I order iced mochas and lattes) and never really tasted right. Then they opened at 6:30 which is right after I would be leaving for work so now I never stop, Even though they are literally 10 steps from my apartment. Food is ok. Nothing super... | en | 120 | bogo deal fun drinks always came watery order iced mochas lattes never really tasted right opened right would leaving work never stop even though literally steps apartment food nothing super impressive ice cream ok well hard want go options better quality never issues staff seem welcoming drive thru drive miles opposit... | 56 |
2 | Used to be a fabulously affordable restaurant with good food, too (and a nice vegetarian plate selection). Then in they suddenly printed new, fancy menus (minus the vegetarian listing), jacked up the prices, and decorated the place up a little more. After that the food didn't taste as good and the service became lacklu... | en | 70 | used fabulously affordable restaurant good food nice vegetarian plate selection suddenly printed new fancy menus minus vegetarian listing jacked prices decorated place little food taste good service became lackluster forgiveable price increases little group laredo fans heartbroken | 37 |
2 | Pretty good. Nice chips, good burrito. Haven't found any Wonderful mexican in Madison so far, but this is not bad. | en | 20 | pretty good nice chips good burrito found wonderful mexican madison far bad | 12 |
1 | I've been to Laredo's three times now, and it just doesn't do it for me. The food is fine, but nothing to write home about. \n\n+ pretty cheap\n+ lots of combo platters so you can easily mix it up\n- chips/salsa not that good\n- food is only average\n\nTonight I ordered the chimichangas. Instead of one big one, you get... | en | 318 | laredo three times food fine nothing write home pretty lots combo platters easily mix food ordered chimichangas instead one big one get two smaller ones since get two choice chicken beef asked one brought platter took bite beans noticed waitress hovering another platter explained one going take one gave throw waste rea... | 134 |
2 | There really aren't many places to eat in Madison as other reviews have stated. Being from NY it really did seem like a no mans land, so thankfully Yelp came to our rescue. We went to Laredo's and got carne asada, nachos with chicken, chimichanga's,and churros. It wasn't the greatest but it wasn't the worst thing in t... | en | 137 | really many places eat madison reviews stated ny really seem like mans land thankfully yelp came rescue went laredo got carne asada nachos chicken chimichanga churros greatest worst thing world got food really know wait staff bar got food pretty quickly hot really well packaged got back hotel packages leaking annoying ... | 64 |
0 | This is about the one near Hilldale. Awful. No stars.\n I guess we should have taken our clues form the emptiness of the restaurant and the fact happy our lasted until closing....\nThe margarita was a sickly peach color and was solid in the pitcher.\nThe plates were served with the thumb of a dirty oven mitt in the fo... | en | 180 | one near hilldale awful guess taken clues form emptiness restaurant fact happy lasted closing margarita sickly peach color solid plates served thumb dirty oven mitt food guessing came microwave enchiladas slimy covered dilute flavorless would call rice instant without seasoning even salt couple bits also favor less cor... | 84 |
1 | Ole? \n\nOh no. \n\nI can safely say I tried it, right? They have an extensive menu, reasonably priced lunch specials, and decent salsa, but that's about it. Guacamole that came with my chicken fajitas looked like someone had driven over it with a Mack truck and it didn't taste much better. Chicken was grisly and lacke... | en | 100 | ole safely say tried right extensive menu reasonably priced lunch specials decent salsa guacamole came chicken fajitas looked like someone driven mack truck taste much better chicken grisly lacked flavor peppers cooked melted mouth good sort way quest find best mex midwest laredo rec know | 45 |
3 | Food was excellent and our server was exceptional. He was friendly, checked back with us often, and made sure we had a great meal. I would go back for the food, but the server we had put it over the top for me. | en | 43 | food excellent server exceptional friendly checked back us often made sure great meal would go back food server put top | 20 |
0 | This is where you go to get wrecked............ by cheese. If you like cheese A LOT, you can order any of their delicious combos smothered in ooey, gooey, creamy, warm cheese. \n\nIs there actually any real food underneath the gigantic blobs of cheese? Strap on a portable oxygen tank and dive in to find out!\n\nIn t... | en | 85 | go get wrecked cheese like cheese lot order delicious combos smothered ooey gooey creamy warm cheese actually real food underneath gigantic blobs cheese strap portable oxygen tank dive find film blob evil life form goes around eating people laredo finally get yer revenge eat blob dare blurp blurp | 48 |
2 | Only been here a few times, the food can be hit or miss. Atmosphere is much more relaxed than pedros. Lots of choices and combos. I really likes the quesadilla, almost like a texmex grilled cheese! | en | 36 | times food hit miss atmosphere much relaxed pedros lots choices combos really likes quesadilla almost like texmex grilled cheese | 19 |
0 | No vegetarian options, and staff always too busy and not personable. | en | 11 | vegetarian options staff always busy personable | 6 |
3 | This is our \"go-to\" Chinese restaurant on the North and East side of Madison. It's not going to knock your socks off or anything but it's by far the best in the area in this price range. The food is not super greasy or full of crazy amounts of that fake testing Chinese food seasoning some of the restaurants put in (I... | en | 211 | chinese restaurant north east side madison going knock socks anything far best area price range food super greasy full crazy amounts fake testing chinese food seasoning restaurants put know right know talking overly helpful phone many times ordered years never messed order always within minutes delivery time deliver ho... | 95 |
3 | My go to delivery Chinese spot..from that category you gotta know what to expect but the Wok definitely steps it up over any other delivery place that I know of in the area. | en | 33 | go delivery chinese spot category got ta know expect wok definitely steps delivery place know area | 16 |
3 | Tasty. Not too greasy, not too salty. Quick delivery.\nFresh ingredients.\nFast delivery... use the computer based ordering system... very efficient.\nOverall very good food and experience. | en | 24 | tasty greasy salty quick delivery use computer based ordering system good food experience | 13 |
2 | Like most Chinese in Madison (it seems) China Wok is pretty middle of the road. I won't say it's the worst I've had... that honor was given to Wong's on Atwood, but it's certainly not the best. I have 3 indicators for good Chinese food. \n\n1. What color is the sweet and sour sauce? (It shouldn't be red.)\n2. How thick... | en | 160 | like chinese madison seems china wok pretty middle road wo say worst honor given wong atwood certainly best indicators good chinese food color sweet sour sauce thick crispy noodles noodles thick fried wonton specialties sound american special china wok red sauce thick noodles specialties could probably make decent bind... | 75 |
2 | Overall an average stop. The place looked clean, was well lit and the staff was very nice. \n\nThen portion of my meal was large enough for 2 people. There was so much chicken and about 10 pieces of broccoli. So if you like leftovers or can eat enormous amounts of food give it a shot. \n\nThe fried rice was bland. This... | en | 115 | overall average stop place looked clean well lit staff nice portion meal large enough people much chicken pieces broccoli like leftovers eat enormous amounts food give shot fried rice bland one favorite parts meal let egg carrot etc rice egg roll average well mood chinese nearby stop go far try though indoor outdoor se... | 54 |
0 | I have been going here for at least 10 years, and I was badly disappointed this evening.\nWanted a large portion of Hot and Sour Soup. The price with tax is now $4.00 and the quality really went down in the last 6 months.\nBy the time I drove home (3 minutes) the soup was cold, did not taste fresh, and tasted no bett... | en | 165 | going least years badly disappointed large portion hot sour soup price tax quality really went last time drove home minutes soup cold taste fresh tasted better even worse hot sour soup bad chinese buffet called told make soup morning much business make individual servings soup wok evening soup bad could finish go morni... | 67 |
1 | I live 5 minutes away, food took 1.5 hours to get here. Generals chicken was sub par at best.. Everything else wasn't. No thank you | en | 25 | live minutes away food took hours get generals chicken sub par best everything else thank | 15 |
0 | WORST HOT AND SOUR SOUP EVER. \nI complained and they said they would make me more soup.\nJust like yesterday, they made a big batch, heated some for me and put in vegetables and meats.\nThey raised the price to $4.00, the quality decreased to horrible. I won't go back there.\nWhen I told them I wanted a fresh batch,... | en | 81 | worst hot sour soup ever complained said would make like yesterday made big batch heated put vegetables raised price quality decreased horrible wo go back told wanted fresh batch said made go back hole wall review dive | 37 |
0 | DISGUSTING !! I had lunch there yesterday. Half way through there was a hair in my sub. It looked like a pubic hair. I took up to the manager and he offered to make me a new one. Since he was the one who made it in the first place I respectfully declined. How about you guys where hair nets or beard nets. I will not go ... | en | 72 | disgusting lunch yesterday half way hair sub looked like pubic hair took manager offered make new one since one made first place respectfully declined guys hair nets beard nets go back place | 32 |
1 | The Sports Pub is the kind of place I tend to find myself at when I get overruled by my friends on the east side. I don't know the east side of town all that well but I do know that I like the Ale Asylum A LOT. I seem to be successful in getting everyone to go there about 25% of the time; otherwise we end up at the S... | en | 505 | sports pub kind place tend find get overruled friends east side know east side town well know like ale asylum lot seem successful getting everyone go time otherwise end sports pub spent quite nights ca really say ever good time could rate stars really place bad many places better beer nicer bartenders friendlier crowds... | 237 |
1 | Having just completed summer volleyball season here, I have mixed feelings about this place. Sure, it's a sports bar and vball players track in tons of sand, but the bathrooms are disgusting- not just sandy, but smelling of sewer and always wet and dirty. Drinks are OK, prices vary wildly during the same evening, and ... | en | 113 | completed summer volleyball season mixed feelings place sure sports bar vball players track tons sand bathrooms sandy smelling sewer always wet dirty drinks ok prices vary wildly evening service often inexplicably slow one server really callie think remembers drinks comes frequently great even still tabs often wrong en... | 53 |
0 | Bad business, bad service. The only thing keeping this place in business is their awesome volleyball set up. Place is trashy... so is the guy whose family owns the place. If he isn't trashed and offending customers, and employees, then he probably isn't working. | en | 44 | bad business bad service thing keeping place business awesome volleyball set place trashy guy whose family owns place trashed offending customers employees probably working | 24 |
1 | this place is truly awful. the sole reason I come here is to play volleyball... their outdoor sand courts are the only saving grace. they have a terrible beer selection and the majority of their patrons are complete douchebags (read: fat, shirtless guys and snooki wannabes). the parking lot is ALWAYS full, and people s... | en | 88 | place truly awful sole reason come play volleyball outdoor sand courts saving grace terrible beer selection majority patrons complete douchebags read fat shirtless guys snooki wannabes parking lot always full people seem think cool park people rather park street bar seems ok coming play sand volleyball bother seriously | 48 |
2 | This is one of my traditional stops when departing from Dane County airport. Food is average. A decent tenderloin steak sandwich would have been greatly improved with a \"bun upgrade\" from a basic hamburger bun to something \"hard rolly or French\". Service on the other hand by Todd was again good , very friendly and ... | en | 65 | one traditional stops departing dane county airport food average decent tenderloin steak sandwich would greatly improved bun basic hamburger bun something hard rolly service hand todd good friendly attentive enjoyable place opinion | 32 |
2 | Not a bad place....\n\nI've only been here once for lunch with my co-workers in a large group. The service was quick for how many people were in our party. The food was very average. My black bean wrap was fine and the curly fries were good!\n\nIt's definitely a place you go for typical bar food. A little greasy, but i... | en | 67 | bad place lunch large group service quick many people party food average black bean wrap fine curly fries good definitely place go typical bar food little greasy want works | 29 |
1 | Not too thrilled with the value of a Groupon from Sports Pub. To be clear...\n\nService was very personable (Alyssa), but sporadic. This is an indication of a section that is too large for the server. I believe she had every table outside the bar on a Saturday night, albeit early (approx 6pm).\n\nI have an issue wit... | en | 186 | thrilled value groupon sports pub clear personable alyssa sporadic indication section large server believe every table outside bar saturday night albeit early approx issue groupon purchased pay expect receive savings case selections savings priced less walked fact sure possible receive savings given limitations sandwic... | 77 |
4 | Purchased a groupon for this place. The service was excellent and the deluxe prime rib sandwich and the chipolte burger were fantastic. You can bet we will visit again wifalsethout | en | 30 | purchased groupon place service excellent deluxe prime rib sandwich chipolte burger fantastic bet visit wifalsethout | 15 |
2 | They do a good turkey club I will say that much. Hit the spot for me and I am a picky sandwich guy. The salad bar is not half bad either for just $3 more. Great spot to grab a lunch on the east side for cheap or catch the game I am sure based on the looks of the place. I'd visit more often but being here in San Diego m... | en | 77 | good turkey club say much hit spot picky sandwich guy salad bar half bad either great spot grab lunch east side cheap catch game sure based looks place visit often san diego might make bit tough | 36 |
2 | We went here to be able to watch the Bears game and the Packers game one sunday. They found us a seat and made sure we could see both games. The food was decent and the service was ok. It is a good place to go if you want to watch multiple games at once. I wouldn't go there all the time and it won't become my favorite ... | en | 73 | went able watch bears game packers game one sunday found us seat made sure could see games food decent service good place go want watch multiple games would go time wo become favorite hangout go back | 36 |
1 | Came in on quiet night before the holidays, we were the only ones ordering food. Suffice to say service was slow, meals were either overcooked or served cold, screwed up pizza order. Guests from out of town were not happy with anything that transpired | en | 44 | came quiet night holidays ones ordering food suffice say service slow meals either overcooked served cold screwed pizza order guests town happy anything transpired | 24 |
0 | I know I shouldn't expect much from BK, but this location is ridiculous. You really shouldn't even THINK of going here during lunch. They have ONE cash register at the front of the store. Not just one OPEN register... they only have one register, usually being operated by the slowest person they employ.\n\nThe driv... | en | 160 | know expect much bk location ridiculous really even think going lunch one cash register front store one open register one register usually operated slowest person better cars backed next parking insist trying eat would suggest go inside eat way invariably get order wrong throw directly get end like paying double cheese... | 71 |
2 | RANT:\n\nMadison, get more fast food. \n\nI don't know how all these kids got through undergrad without a steady supply of fast food places. My college town was saturated with them. And it wasn't like an obesity epidemic had been unleashed in the student ghetto.\n\nI guess if you're a certain type, you'd think it's ... | en | 105 | rant get fast food know kids got undergrad without steady supply fast food places college town saturated like obesity epidemic unleashed student guess certain type think great madison forces kids stay big mac meal plan guess probably certainly hell lot less fucking fun responsibility comes earlier age badgers got weath... | 53 |
1 | Had a drive for a fast food and decided to stop here. Nothing more, nothing else. Whopper was good. They have a new soda machine - fun to play with | en | 30 | drive fast food decided stop nothing nothing else whopper good new soda machine fun play | 15 |
2 | They recently remodeled and it looks really nice inside. They added TVs and all of there registers actually work now (yay!) They hired some new people as well which seems to really be helping this place out.. it still takes forever to get your order if there busy but at least it's only when there busy because before t... | en | 104 | recently remodeled looks really nice inside added tvs registers actually work yay hired new people well seems really helping place still takes forever get order busy least busy new additions staff came along use go almost completely dead would take minutes get food tell trying still long ways go | 49 |
1 | Great update to your facility, it needed it. As I am used to only getting either my fries hot or my sandwich hot, generally neither at the same time. I was really dissatisfied that not one was hot enough to eat. I physically left my whole meal and tray on the table and walked out. No amount of ketchup could make me eat... | en | 90 | great update facility needed used getting either fries hot sandwich hot generally neither time really dissatisfied one hot enough eat physically left whole meal tray table walked amount ketchup could make eat find great staff warrant spending money upgrade probably go back location | 43 |
0 | This is the worst fast food franchise in town.\n\nThe drive through is slow. The food is inconsistent. The staff are ambivalent.\n\nAveraging over a minute per vehicle in the drive through isn't \"fast\". Serving burgers with mere samples of the veggies in the marketing material demonstrates poor attention to detail... | en | 116 | worst fast food franchise drive slow food inconsistent staff minute per vehicle drive serving burgers mere samples veggies marketing material demonstrates poor attention detail inventory management problems ca even consistently pack bags fries stay containers bother containers fries going scattered throughout bag franc... | 59 |
0 | Worst BK I've ever been to. That may not sound so serious considering its a fast food place but its terrible even by fast food standards. Orders take at least 10 minutes to complete and 25 percent of the time they come out wrong. I don't know how but their burgers are the worst, dry and tasteless. Aren't these food pro... | en | 85 | worst bk ever may sound serious considering fast food place terrible even fast food standards orders take least minutes complete percent time come wrong know burgers worst dry tasteless food products supposed foolproof thought renovation would brought new employees better service shiny apple rotten inside never | 46 |
0 | Thought I would stop at drive thru for quick lunch, twenty minute later with two cars in front of me waiting on there order i decided to leave. Felt bad for the cars in front of me that had already had paid for their food. When I left the car behind me followed as well. I stopped here a couple of months ago and ordere... | en | 161 | thought would stop drive thru quick lunch twenty minute later two cars front waiting order decided leave felt bad cars front already paid food left car behind followed well stopped couple months ago ordered inside wait probabley long money waited saw remodeled hoped found new management employees concept taking one ord... | 80 |
0 | We have gone here in the past year four times and they are always out of ice cream. It doesn't matter the time of day. This last week we went to get ice cream and food. Ordered chicken tenders they were out. OK can we have four cheeseburgers no we are out of buns. Well what can we get, whatever you want. We just left a... | en | 68 | gone past year four times always ice cream matter time day last week went get ice cream food ordered chicken tenders ok four cheeseburgers buns well get whatever want left | 30 |
0 | Not only the worst BK franchise I've ever been to... but probably the worst-managed restaurant franchise I've ever encountered. It's a like a bad (bad) movie...\n\nOPEN ON two guys and a girl in a GREEN SOUL ordering drive through from Burger King on East Wash. They are hungry, but their order is easy. Just three burge... | en | 662 | worst bk franchise ever probably restaurant franchise ever encountered like bad bad movie two guys girl green soul ordering drive burger king east hungry order easy three burgers twp fries one bk intercom voice bored lackluster air okay drive car pulls behind two cars waiting orders wait wait wait six minutes later fir... | 342 |
0 | Let me start with I have seen cleaner homicides than their bathroom /: I should've left but I was starving. Place not even busy stood there for 5 minutes to get ask \"what you want?\" I ordered sausage croissant meal w coffee to go.\n\nThe sandwich cold, the hash browns hard enough to break a tooth.I know its fast food... | en | 70 | let start seen cleaner homicides bathroom left starving place even busy stood minutes get ask want ordered sausage croissant meal w coffee sandwich cold hash browns hard enough break know fast food come sitting dr office bk | 37 |
0 | Tried to go here twice, both on Friday nights. They were closed at 9:00 on one Friday night. The second Friday night, we got there at 6:30 and were told the grill was closed because 'it had to cool down for an hour before they closed.' So bizarre.\n\nOnce you learn it used to be a carwash, you'll have a hard time im... | en | 66 | tried go twice friday nights closed one friday night second friday night got told grill closed cool hour closed learn used carwash hard time imagining way | 26 |
3 | A new friend suggested I check out Rebecca Lynn Studio; he is balding, and said \"if they can make me look good, imagine what they can do for you!\" So I popped in one day for a cut--literally called em up and drove right on over, no wait! \n\nThe place is clean and cute, and they have wet stations which means you do... | en | 272 | new friend suggested check rebecca lynn studio balding said make look good imagine popped one day cut literally called em drove right wait place clean cute wet stations means traipse back forth across salon wash spin around viola cut hair friendly personable really asked liked hair cut tools use since know hair hair li... | 129 |
4 | Cute place, very laid back experience, friendly people! Not to mention my girlfriend's hair looks great! :) | en | 17 | cute place laid back experience friendly people mention girlfriend hair looks great | 12 |
0 | We went here to pick out fabrics for a quilt. We used a few tables to pick out color schemes and see what we were working with. The worker walking by actually said to us, \"You ARE going to put that away, right?\" I was so apauled. Then when we went to get all the fabric cut the lady was also very unfriendly and just h... | en | 71 | went pick fabrics quilt used tables pick color schemes see working worker walking actually said us going put away right apauled went get fabric cut lady also unfriendly poor customer service general | 32 |
2 | This store is constantly understaffed. The staff there knows me and is friendly to me (because I'm there several times a week) but they are still slow due to simply not having enough employees.\n\nThe fabric selection is good. For other crafts the selection is ok, but not as good as Michaels or Hobby Lobby.\n\nThis i... | en | 87 | store constantly understaffed staff knows friendly several times week still slow due simply enough fabric selection good crafts selection ok good michaels hobby fabric store east side madison lot competition wish might step service bit | 35 |
0 | I wish that this Joann's would get a management overhaul. The store is always dirty, the fabric is in shambles, and the shelves are constantly under-stocked and unorganized. I believe this is a direct management issue because the staff work hard, there are just never enough of them on the floor.\nAs it has been pointed... | en | 114 | wish joann would get management overhaul store always dirty fabric shambles shelves constantly unorganized believe direct management issue staff work hard never enough pointed previous reviews competition business eastside store continues business providing poor environment staff customers clean guys get staff working ... | 49 |
0 | I think at this point they should just close there doors on this location since the owners or manager obviously don't care. They have excellent products that you cant get anywhere else but they almost NEVER have enough staff. I have gone there on over 8 separate occations and left without the merchandise I had picked o... | en | 116 | think point close doors location since owners manager obviously care excellent products cant get anywhere else almost never enough staff gone separate occations left without merchandise picked one registers person register huge line people waiting store pretty much worthless cant pay items dont steal would imagine loos... | 53 |
1 | I could visit this place four times and give it four different reviews. Today there was a long wait at the cutting table, which was (at first) staffed by three different people. The little number-giving-out machine was empty, so we all just stood in an orderly line. One of the women at the cutting table left right afte... | en | 250 | could visit place four times give four different reviews today long wait cutting table first staffed three different people little machine empty stood orderly line one women cutting table left right got five us line saying already late break like see go understood break thing sometimes really need break sometimes manag... | 121 |
0 | Horrible customer service. Asked for help and was told to go wait in a line. next, That girl couldn't find the item that was kept behind counter. Didn't want to spend time on me because of people behind me. Other customer asked if she could call for backup. Manager standing around said in a minute. Continued doing n... | en | 64 | horrible customer service asked help told go wait line next girl could find item kept behind counter want spend time people behind customer asked could call backup manager standing around said minute continued nothing wo return location | 37 |
1 | Ate there once, and short of being annoyed by all the silly, wannabe island retreat crap, the food was average, overpriced, and it was the middle of Wisconsin winter, so who wants to be reminded that it's 3 freaking degrees outside. Actually, the biggest problem I had with this place was the extravagant price for the ... | en | 71 | ate short annoyed silly wannabe island retreat crap food average overpriced middle wisconsin winter wants reminded freaking degrees outside actually biggest problem place extravagant price bland food much better burgers sandwiches madison much reasonable price | 35 |
0 | Cheesy and totally overrated - the carribean fare in a Jimmy Buffet inspired setting is all good in theory, but the colorful interiors and catchy tunes are little compensation when you spend most of your time keeping flies away from your crappy food and balancing the BAD shaka-ritas (margarita flights) on creaky wooden... | en | 99 | cheesy totally overrated carribean fare jimmy buffet inspired setting good theory colorful interiors catchy tunes little compensation spend time keeping flies away crappy food balancing bad margarita flights creaky wooden tables food uniformly ordinary vegetarian baja burger way spicy enjoyable burger disaster left fri... | 54 |
0 | Grade: F\n\nA complete nightmare. Awful food served by stupid staff. Can I get another helping of second-hand smoke with those stupid mini cheeseburger appetizers? | en | 24 | grade complete nightmare awful food served stupid staff get another helping smoke stupid mini cheeseburger appetizers | 16 |
3 | Overrated, yes.\nFun, yes.\nSomething different in a very Midwestern town, yes. For that reason alone I give it 4 stars.\n\nTake a look at the options while in Middleton, there isn't much. This is a great place to get drunk and eat a cheeseburger. That's about it. However if that is what you want to do, come here. ... | en | 138 | overrated different midwestern town yes reason alone give look options middleton much great place get drunk eat cheeseburger however want come outdoor patio nice evening days humid place loud great families place good intimate setting go thing drinks drink list enourmous frozen drinks rocks drinks beer liquor name midw... | 52 |
2 | Nothing spectacular. The crab cakes were ok, could have been better but then they could have been much worse. I decided to venture out of my comfort zone (meaning not drinking wine) and had one of their specialty drinks ... Cheeseburger in Paradise (from the web menu \"An island sized, award winning signature drink t... | en | 176 | nothing spectacular crab cakes ok could better could much worse decided venture comfort zone meaning drinking wine one specialty drinks cheeseburger paradise web menu island sized award winning signature drink change attitude layered parrot bay rum pia colada myers rum runner margaritaville margarita strawberry daiquir... | 97 |
2 | As a lifelong Parrothead, I was expecting more out of this place. There was nothing inherently bad about it, but it's kind of a PJ McWhiskers with tiki torches. I've spent my share of time at Margaritaville in Key West and was expecting something closer to that, I guess.\n\nMy wife and I grabbed a few late nite appetiz... | en | 163 | lifelong parrothead expecting place nothing inherently bad kind pj mcwhiskers tiki torches spent share time margaritaville key west expecting something closer wife grabbed late nite appetizers mini cheeseburgers chips queso fine nice beer selection featuring many wisconsin labels wife got overpriced blended margarita g... | 76 |
1 | I had gone to a Cheeseburger in Paradise a few years ago in suburban IL. I spent the evening gazing in horror, there was live music, and drunken gyrating soccer moms for MILES. (or what seemed like miles) However, Cheeseburger in Paradise during dinner rush on a Thursday eve in MADISON... was a different more chill e... | en | 128 | gone cheeseburger paradise years ago suburban il spent evening gazing horror live music drunken gyrating soccer moms miles seemed like miles however cheeseburger paradise dinner rush thursday eve madison different chill experience jimmy buffet playing constantly sound system service quick friendly like chain restaurant... | 68 |
1 | Staff was friendly and service was fairly prompt. The food was merely average and the \"specially brewed\" beer was weak.\n\nOverall, the place tries too hard with its theme. The weather was not cooperating, but they still had the doors wide open. This would have been a better day to leave the doors down and keep the d... | en | 88 | staff friendly service fairly prompt food merely average specially beer place tries hard theme weather cooperating still doors wide open would better day leave doors keep diners inside county tornado watch time several severe storms vicinity day encourage diners eat patio | 41 |
2 | This is like an Islands chain wannabe, which happens to be a Jimmy Buffett-owned chain restaurant. I went there with a friend and business partner I have known for years.\n\nThe non-alcoholic \"tropical\" drink selection had a variety of maybe 10 drinks and they all sounded good. I had an \"Island Paradise\" - Pineap... | en | 406 | like islands chain wannabe happens jimmy chain restaurant went friend business partner known drink selection variety maybe drinks sounded good island pineapple coconut complemented pomegranate grenadine splash sprite ordered quesadilla appetizer pretty tasty plenty chicken cheese vegetables tortillas portion right deci... | 194 |
3 | I love the wraps here and the drinks are prime! Food is decently priced and the drinks are a bit more pricey, but they taste excellent and get you more tipsy than you'd think :) I enjoy the whole island vibe of the place especially in the summer when you can sit outside. They have some live music at times as well and t... | en | 73 | love wraps drinks prime food decently priced drinks bit pricey taste excellent get tipsy think enjoy whole island vibe place especially summer sit outside live music times well wait staff always super friendly | 33 |
0 | I got so sick and was throwing up after eating there! I have never been back since. And normally I never get sick to my stomach. I don't trust their food. And it is so overprized and overrated. | en | 38 | got sick throwing eating never back since normally never get sick stomach trust food overprized overrated | 16 |
1 | No, No, Never, Never, Uh Uh Uh!!!\nSorry to say, this place is a disaster. Not because the decor is cheesy, but because they are mind numbingly slow, and the food is uber-forgettable.\nWe called ahead and found that we could get a table for 16 on the patio, but when we got there at our appointed time nothing was ready ... | en | 178 | never never uh uh uh say place disaster decor cheesy mind numbingly slow food called ahead found could get table patio got appointed time nothing ready bad first impression sat four different tables near moved tables create configuration group could waitress asked couple times anyone needed anything great service start... | 86 |
2 | During a business trip in Madison, we scoped out some places to do dinner afterwards. After browsing a few online menus and seeing that this place had pitchers of Sangria, we decided to give it a try. \n\nThe experience here was pretty middle-of-the-road. It was a weeknight, and not very crowded, so we had no problem g... | en | 108 | business trip madison scoped places dinner afterwards browsing online menus seeing place pitchers sangria decided give try experience pretty weeknight crowded problem getting seated right away decor environment bit much stomach honestly enjoyed cheeseburger drinks would go way come area felt like cheeseburger place wou... | 46 |
0 | If I could give NO stars this would be the place that deserves it. We were in on a Thursday night at around 7pm. There were a handful of patrons(certainly more staff than paying customers). There was one bartender who was bothered to make drinks. We watched him make a moijto and when he poured from the shaker to th... | en | 153 | could give stars would place deserves thursday night around handful patrons certainly staff paying customers one bartender bothered make drinks watched make moijto poured shaker glass spilled including lime mint went onto bar picked put back cup disgusting us bar ready order another round bartender went mia waved waitr... | 66 |
1 | Nice atmosphere. Cheeseburger was not all that. | en | 7 | nice atmosphere cheeseburger | 3 |
0 | I came here and ordered the baja burger. It was DISGUSTING. Greasy, with wilted vegetables and absolutely dripping with excess juice. I could barely eat it, but I was so hungry that I just held my nose and forced down a few bites. The sweet potato chips weren't much better; too greasy and stale. My friend had a strawbe... | en | 96 | came ordered baja burger disgusting greasy wilted vegetables absolutely dripping excess juice could barely eat hungry held nose forced bites sweet potato chips much better greasy stale friend strawberry daiquiri also tried acceptable taste service good either waiter neglected us feel taken care back | 44 |
0 | Never eating here again. I was sick for 2 days after I eat one of their burgers. | en | 17 | never eating sick days eat one burgers | 7 |
0 | Paradise?! Absolutely not! This place is a joke. We've gone here a few times and each time confirms the bad experience preceding. This place just does not serve up what their name implies.\nWhen I go to a place called Cheeseburger in Paradise I expect something above and beyond the regular burger down the street... | en | 259 | paradise absolutely place joke gone times time confirms bad experience preceding place serve name go place called cheeseburger paradise expect something beyond regular burger street instead serve hamburgers fancy names every burger ever ordered lesser burger greasy spoon family restaurant hoping would steak fries inste... | 122 |
0 | I have avoided this place since it opened, but a friend insisted we meet up there for dinner. First thing I noticed was the dirty fork in my silverware set. It had definitely gone through a dishwasher, which baked on a nice chunk of food from the previous user. Pointed it out to the waiter who just swapped out my si... | en | 263 | avoided place since opened friend insisted meet dinner first thing noticed dirty fork silverware set definitely gone dishwasher baked nice chunk food previous user pointed waiter swapped silverware set nearby table needed drink ordered bud light lime since huge banner said brand may nope waiter said could substitute an... | 123 |
1 | What you're really doing is playing for the experience. I had the mini crab burgers and they were pretty good. The drinks are good, but overpriced. Service was mediocre. | en | 29 | really playing experience mini crab burgers pretty good drinks good overpriced service mediocre | 13 |
1 | OK, I must start by saying that the kids wanted to go here and I was not that excited about it. However, I was surprised by the reasonable beer selection and the nice menu. The food came out very slow, slooow, sloooooow...the burgers were pretty good.\n\nThe big problem with Cheeseburger was the service. We thought... | en | 134 | ok must start saying kids wanted go excited however surprised reasonable beer selection nice menu food came slow slooow sloooooow burgers pretty big problem cheeseburger service thought waiter job restaurant across town would disappear long periods time could see anywhere restaurant reappear maybe minutes later order f... | 70 |
0 | Greasy food, lazy service, flat soda. For a place the is supposed to specialize in burgers they sucked! The patty was dry and over cooked everything was greasy, and the only thing that was ok were the fries but that is not a reason to go. | en | 46 | greasy food lazy service flat soda place supposed specialize burgers sucked patty dry cooked everything greasy thing ok fries reason go | 21 |
2 | Service and fries are where they excel. We have been there 5 or 6 times and that's what stands out. I like their burgers but the rest of the menu items are not too good. Not a place I am compelled to visit often. | en | 44 | service fries excel times stands like burgers rest menu items good place compelled visit often | 15 |
2 | I went here with my girlfriend about a month ago. I got the black & blu burger and she got the guacamole burger. I thought my burger was greasy, as I was eating it the bun started to fall apart... the service was ok, I've had better though. I had an OK experience but I won't be back. | en | 58 | went girlfriend month ago got black blu burger got guacamole burger thought burger greasy eating bun started fall apart service ok better though ok experience wo back | 27 |
0 | I have been here multiple times and have usually had great experiences, but last night was awful. We made reservations as they had a promotion for National Cheeseburger Day and there were six of us. When my friend and I got there, we told the hostess that we were meeting friends and had a reservation under another fr... | en | 224 | multiple times usually great experiences last night awful made reservations promotion national cheeseburger day six us friend got told hostess meeting friends reservation another friend name shrugged us three times asking us many party never bothered find reservation told infant us looked annoyed accommodate baby event... | 103 |
0 | Generic chain food, most of which is made from frozen out of a bag ingredients. Don't waste your money or time. TGI Friday's or Applebee's with a Caribbean theme. | en | 29 | generic chain food made frozen bag ingredients waste money time tgi friday applebee caribbean theme | 15 |
1 | If this is paradise, I'll stick with the mediocre lifestyle I live from day to day.\n\nAwful, sums up my first impression of the place. I was greeted by a revolving door that looked like the windows hadn't been cleaned since the last time Jimmy Buffet was in town. We were seated at our booth, but before I could slide... | en | 294 | paradise stick mediocre lifestyle live day sums first impression place greeted revolving door looked like windows cleaned since last time jimmy buffet town seated booth could slide asked would wipe liquid seat went bathroom washed hands bathroom another story came back liquid still seat booth waitress sluffed fact agit... | 141 |
3 | Decent restaurant with plenty of fishes, seafood and chicken on menu. I dont eat pork or beef. Loved it. | en | 19 | decent restaurant plenty fishes seafood chicken menu dont eat pork beef loved | 12 |
0 | I have always loved this place BUT the last 3 times I have visited I have had TERRIBLE service and last night was the icing on the cake!!!!\n\nLast night (Thursday) we arrived at 10:20 pm for a late dinner after a show. Since they were supposed to close at 11:00 pm we figured it was enough time to eat. When we walked i... | en | 417 | always loved place last times visited terrible service last night icing cake night thursday arrived pm late dinner show since supposed close pm figured enough time eat walked three tables people one couple came right us waited host stand minutes finally greeted bartender took us table told us waitress would us shortly ... | 184 |
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