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Me and my boyfriend just tried Welcome Diner the other night, we wanted to go to a place that both of us have never been too. It was an awesome choice! It may not look like much from the street but you definitely have to give it a try. \n\nWe both had burgers and an appetizer and all the food was great and prepared wel...
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boyfriend tried welcome diner night wanted go place us never awesome choice may look like much street definitely give try burgers appetizer food great prepared well nice go place focuses buying local food contributing community would recommend place everyone anyone
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When I got the directions to this place I was certain I had been led astray because I was going into a residential part of the city. Low and behold the diner was there, random in the middle of this Phoenix neighborhood. There are a few seats inside but the real experience is to sit out front. Do not expect to sit down ...
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got directions place certain led astray going residential part city low behold diner random middle phoenix neighborhood seats inside real experience sit front expect sit normal booth keep seating basically lawn furniture picnic tables giving whole experience backyard barbeque feel far atmosphere would greatest understa...
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Absolutely one of our favorite spots.
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absolutely one favorite spots
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Although a little pricier than I'd prefer, I'm giving Welcome Diner 5 stars for the delicious locally-produced food, relaxed and friendly atmosphere, and the outgoing people who work there.\nYou know a restaurant has something good going when a college student is willing to pay $10 for a watermelon salad. Or $5 for fre...
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although little pricier prefer giving welcome diner stars delicious food relaxed friendly atmosphere outgoing people work know restaurant something good going college student willing pay watermelon salad french fries egg top seriously try delicious diner unique operation warm arizona months welcome diner operates midni...
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I think this is one of those places I'll need to visit a few more times to get a real feel for the place. \n\nThe bacon cheese fries where really good however the hurricane didn't seem like it had very much kick to it. Perhaps it was only a tropical storm?\n\nIt's pretty close to home so I'm sure I'll be headed here ...
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think one places need visit times get real feel place bacon cheese fries really good however hurricane seem like much kick perhaps tropical storm pretty close home sure headed
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I will say I was a little surprised to drive up to this place and see it is in a neighborhood on the corner as if it was previously someone's house (pretty sure it may have been). As for seating there are two options either outside on their \"patio\" (felt like someones front yard with chairs) or inside which gave you ...
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say little surprised drive place see neighborhood corner previously someone house pretty sure may seating two options either outside felt like someones front yard chairs inside gave old school dining car feel ordered pb b burger husband shrimp special heard eating peanut butter burger good course give try must say bit ...
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If you avoid the chain restaurants in downtown Phoenix, you won't have a bad meal. Welcome Diner is no exception. The burgers are amazing, and they have great cocktails to boot. I really wish I could get food like this in my hometown.
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avoid chain restaurants downtown phoenix wo bad meal welcome diner exception burgers amazing great cocktails boot really wish could get food like hometown
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What I love most about Welcome Diner is that when you are there, it doesn't feel as though you are in Phoenix. The menu is good ol' Southern comfort food with a twist; they have Deep Eddy alcohol's and they make amazing homemade lemonade...well it's a little page right out of the South (Austin, TX to be exact). We ne...
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love welcome diner feel though phoenix menu good ol southern comfort food twist deep eddy alcohol make amazing homemade lemonade well little page right south austin tx exact need places like vegan sandwich fried avocado could eat everyday good use freshest veggies really fresh probably picked day garfield community gar...
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Tucked away into an old central (and scary) neighbourhood, it was a bit hard to find in the dark. Glad we did, though!\nGot a lemonade (made with fresh lemon juice), the fried chicken with cheese biscuit sandwich and split an order of bacon cheddar fries. The chicken was perfectly cooked with a crispy outer breading, ...
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tucked away old central scary neighbourhood bit hard find dark glad though lemonade made fresh lemon juice fried chicken cheese biscuit sandwich split order bacon cheddar fries chicken perfectly cooked crispy outer breading thick juicy meat inside biscuit really tasty flaky came cubes watermelon like melon went untouch...
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This place is great! The burgers are amazing and the coleslaw is fantastic. 4 stars because it's pretty pricey, but worth it for a fabulous meal.
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place great burgers amazing coleslaw fantastic stars pretty pricey worth fabulous meal
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I've only been here for brunch once....it's the shit. \n\nThey had me with the \"ATTENTION BALLERS, no $50 or $100 BILLS, PLEASE\" \n(I'll post a picture)\n\nBasically my kind of place already. \n\nIt's a tiny place inside thus the 4 stars but they have a nice patio area with benches, tables and ect. \n\nFood is like s...
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brunch shit attention ballers bills post picture kind place already tiny place inside thus stars nice patio area benches tables ect like concoction amazingness ca even remember tasty full god knows pretty much everything anything one think also sell beers stuff located garfield district right roosevelt heard food truck...
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I go to Welcome Diner so much at this point, I feel like making up disguises. It's like, c'mon, I'm JUST trying eat here everyday of my life and not feel embarrassed about it. \n\nThe thing is, they make the best everything I've ever had anywhere.\n\nThe Bleu Burger? Omg. The Peanut Butter Bacon Burger? Literally so go...
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go welcome diner much point feel like making disguises like trying eat everyday life feel embarrassed thing make best everything ever bleu burger omg peanut butter bacon burger literally good pretty sure lost iq points biscuit sandwiches want relationship go understand regret actually might regret tend go else afterwar...
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I just love everything about this place. The location, the outside seating, the vibe, the food ... everything.\n\nThe kitchen is very small. This vintage diner car was meant for one cook. So the two guys in there really have to hustle and work around each other. The food is top quality as well. My boyfriend and I split...
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love everything place location outside seating vibe food kitchen small vintage diner car meant one cook two guys really hustle work around food top quality well boyfriend split pb b burger bumblebee chicken sandwich biscuit chicken probably favorite impossible eat like lady stacked high order get mouth get face gave st...
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Good food, attentive service, great ambiance. Hip but not unwelcoming to middle-agers like me. It was a little more pricey than I was expecting but the food is locally-grown. The \"Carolina\" BBQ sauce on the pulled pork is mustard-based. Pretty good but not what I (or most people familiar with the typical Carolina red...
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good food attentive service great ambiance hip unwelcoming like little pricey expecting food bbq sauce pulled pork pretty good people familiar typical carolina red sauce would expected maybe sauce common sc hamburger lemon meringue pie yummy around pretty good
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Welcome Diner has become one of my Phoenix favorites. \n\nIt's hard to tell which stands out the most, their amazing food preparations or their welcoming staff. \n\n1st patronage: we were able to sit inside the tiny trailer and the guys who were working that day were awesome. Great customer service, made us feel known ...
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welcome diner become one phoenix favorites hard tell stands amazing food preparations welcoming staff patronage able sit inside tiny trailer guys working day awesome great customer service made us feel known welcomed day enjoyed welcome burger regrets husband got big jim satisfied patronage popped iced coffee serve lux...
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Their red bean and rice are fabulous and the portion is super generous! I also had the Kentucky Thoroughbred cocktail and it was amazing. There's something about sitting knee to knee with strangers at a nine-person diner counter talking about food and life and watching the chef's work in the teensy-tiny kitchen. But...
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red bean rice fabulous portion super generous also kentucky thoroughbred cocktail amazing something sitting knee knee strangers diner counter talking food life watching chef work kitchen worry need space want enjoy amazing az weather huge patio fun little order window something everyone dessert got homemade biscuit goa...
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WOW what a gem- cool spot for a off the grid epecurian delight. Mike and Lou got it covered from Wiskey to Grits and Carlonia slaw Fried chicken a must get the Big Jim or the Carol. I will be back for Brunch next time I am in PHX. They serve PBR...Get that... PBR 16oz...Need to stock some Old Smokey shine...
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wow cool spot grid epecurian delight mike lou got covered wiskey grits carlonia slaw fried chicken must get big jim carol back brunch next time phx serve pbr get pbr need stock old smokey shine
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Whhhhaaaat?! I have not reviewed these guys?! It's possibly because I was hoping to keep them my little secret. These guys took their Old Dixie food truck and took over this unique and eclectic location that has been home to other popups over the last couple of years. Inside seating is VERY limited 8 built in stools ag...
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whhhhaaaat reviewed guys possibly hoping keep little secret guys took old dixie food truck took unique eclectic location home popups last couple years inside seating limited built stools small counter love sitting inside often enjoy door seating summer especially beautiful phx winter nights lunch brunch well food enjoy...
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My kids and I love this place! The chicken biscuits are out of this world. So far I have tried the Captain Fantasy (talk about a kick) and the Bumble Bee (made with locally sourced honey) both have been fantastic. I have also had the Carol which is Kilt Lifter braised pulled pork on a biscuit, smoked in the back of cou...
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kids love place chicken biscuits world far tried captain fantasy talk kick bumble bee made locally sourced honey fantastic also carol kilt lifter braised pulled pork biscuit smoked back course service always really friendly atmosphere really laid back want eat outside inside really small pretty much opposite tardis lit...
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I love this place! Bad for my cholesterol but who gives a damn! The proprietors are very cool, great ambience in \"the hood.\" It puts the soul in soul food; can't wait to hang out there again soon as my Lipitor digests; just cool as it gets in Phoenix
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love place bad cholesterol gives damn proprietors cool great ambience puts soul soul food ca wait hang soon lipitor digests cool gets phoenix
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I'm from east coast and I'm trying to find the owner to let me allow this place in my strip mall this food is truely a touch of its own will hit every tasty bud....please understand!!!!!!!!''''''''you will leave leave happy and talking about\"I wish I was their neighbor\"'''! This spot will leave its mark....watch our ...
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east coast trying find owner let allow place strip mall food truely touch hit every tasty bud please understand leave leave happy talking wish spot leave mark watch n burger worried people know
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I love this place. All items on the menu are worthy to try them. My favorite one is the Koko (biscuit with fried chicken). The service is a bit slow but they are so sweet and cool that who cares?
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love place items menu worthy try favorite one koko biscuit fried chicken service bit slow sweet cool cares
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Went here with some friends on Saturday for brunch. Ordered the Big Jim and sunrise. The big JIM was a little salty and the sunrise just didn't hit the mark. The chorizo was excellent. The holy puerco was the best dish, I highly recommend. \n\nI will return for lunch and dinner to see if it gets better. I would recomm...
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went friends saturday brunch ordered big jim sunrise big jim little salty sunrise hit mark chorizo excellent holy puerco best dish highly recommend return lunch dinner see gets better would recommend going least afraid neighborhood
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I had a spring salad and my friend had a welcoming breakfast. Both of them are great! If they can use a bigger bowl for salad , it will be better because it is hard to toss the salad in a small bowl.
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spring salad friend welcoming breakfast great use bigger bowl salad better hard toss salad small bowl
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I don't normally write reviews... But this place is an exception!!!!! (I actually created an account just to review this place)\n\nThe atmosphere is worth the trip alone, cool set up with outdoor seating (nice lights at night) and a rad mural on the fence. Super cool staff, real friendly!\n\nAnyway, THE FOOD, The food ...
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normally write reviews place exception actually created account review place atmosphere worth trip alone cool set outdoor seating nice lights night rad mural fence super cool staff real friendly food food amazing traveling months tasted anything would come close fried avocado side brussels brussels sprouts delicious th...
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Sheer deliciousness! Had the sunrise... It was in a biscuit, absolutely delightful, very filling and superbly made.\nTo add to that, the atmosphere is relaxed and laid back, and the experience is very different from the normal fare.\n\nThe staff was pretty friendly and checked on us several times. (I guess it helps tha...
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sheer deliciousness sunrise biscuit absolutely delightful filling superbly add atmosphere relaxed laid back experience different normal staff pretty friendly checked us several times guess helps add gratuity instead meal
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Really 4.5 stars. \n\nI love riding my bike here and I love devouring their share fries.....I NEVER SHARE!!!!! \n\nAwesome neighborhood place!
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really stars love riding bike love devouring share fries never share neighborhood place
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My family and I went to Welcome Diner last night. So, there were several different items ordered and EVERYTHING was so good! I had the fried avocado po'boy. The bread was toasted the perfect amount. There was a great pico de gallo and kale topping the fried avocado. That fried avocado was amazing! It was so creamy yet...
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family went welcome diner last night several different items ordered everything good fried avocado bread toasted perfect amount great pico de gallo kale topping fried avocado fried avocado amazing creamy yet crunchy yum husband champion burger said really good especially bacon jam brother big jim huge biscuit giant pie...
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One of my favorite spots in town. This place is amazing from the staff to the food ist incredible. The Po'boy Fish sandwich is really really good I get that and the Kiko i think... something along those lines is a breat burger.
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one favorite spots town place amazing staff food ist incredible fish sandwich really really good get kiko think something along lines breat burger
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My family was driving through Phoenix and told me they were stopping here. I was confused at first, as I had never seen this place, and it appeared to be I. A neighborhood. Don't let that fool you, just go. \n\nEverything was delicious. We got various different chicken biscuit sandwiches and burgers. Fries were great. ...
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family driving phoenix told stopping confused first never seen place appeared neighborhood let fool go delicious got various different chicken biscuit sandwiches burgers fries great cole slaw good even like cole slaw heaven food may die worth least
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Fun local place to hang out and grab a bite when it's a reasonable temperature outside. My bumblebee was excellent. They definitely have the fried chicken and biscuits down. My friends' three burgers were all overcooked to well-done without the any hint of pink. They're not burger snobs like I am and had no complaints...
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fun local place hang grab bite reasonable temperature outside bumblebee excellent definitely fried chicken biscuits friends three burgers overcooked without hint pink burger snobs like complaints probably would also felt drinks weak watered pop probably back try food hoped
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Visiting from LA, looked for a place to eat late at night and found this place. Would recommend the Champion burger, pulled pork fries, sunrise biscuit, and beignets
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visiting la looked place eat late night found place would recommend champion burger pulled pork fries sunrise biscuit beignets
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Tried the fried tomato sandwich, jackfruit sandwich, fries, and squash blossoms... all absolutely fantastic! We also really enjoyed the biscuit with jam for dessert. Everything about this place was great, there was plenty of parking and it wasn't crowded on a Saturday night. The chef and staff were friendly, funny, and...
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tried fried tomato sandwich jackfruit sandwich fries squash blossoms absolutely fantastic also really enjoyed biscuit jam dessert everything place great plenty parking crowded saturday night chef staff friendly funny much fun diner lived name one meal phoenix would
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What a positive experience, two for two. Ask for the Jack Fruit po-boy, you won't believe it. No it's not pulled pork it's pure veggie. The drinks are marvelous, they make their own ginger beer, it's not on the menu but ask for a dark and stormy.
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positive experience two two ask jack fruit wo believe pulled pork pure veggie drinks marvelous make ginger beer menu ask dark stormy
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Love this place. Awesome eats. Kick ass staff. Late night hours. Fabulous Tuesday night.
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love place awesome eats kick ass staff late night hours fabulous tuesday night
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While driving around town my friend and I came across the welcome diner. I've seen it before during an art festival but never had the chance to eat there. Remember that day I told my friend we should try it. When we arrived to the window where you order food the customer service was horrible and very unfriendly. The gu...
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driving around town friend came across welcome diner seen art festival never chance eat remember day told friend try arrived window order food customer service horrible unfriendly guy taking order rude happy seem like upset something taking us first time would thought guy would mention daily special even recommend favo...
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Great neighborhood location, great laid back environment (outdoor seating only), extremely friendly staff, and a deliciously unique menu. We'll be coming here often!
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great neighborhood location great laid back environment outdoor seating extremely friendly staff deliciously unique menu coming often
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This place is amazing and worth the drive if you're not from the area. Everything we ordered was delicious and cooked perfectly. Fresh, local ingredients which makes this place even more awesome!!! Service is super friendly and the ambiance is very chill-like you're in an old friends back yard! We ordered the big Jim, ...
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place amazing worth drive area everything ordered delicious cooked perfectly fresh local ingredients makes place even awesome service super friendly ambiance old friends back yard ordered big jim fish po boy poutine full would ordered seconds definitely going back
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I have eaten almost everything on the menu at least twice I think. Bloody Mary, hurricanes are well done and there is a good beer selection. High quality food in a relaxed setting.
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eaten almost everything menu least twice think bloody mary hurricanes well done good beer selection high quality food relaxed setting
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Hurricane is a must and big joe is amazing!! Staff is very pleasant too great ambiance overall
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hurricane must big joe amazing staff pleasant great ambiance overall
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Thank you again fellow Yelpers! I tried this place based on your reviews and I am happy that I did!\n\nTonight I had the PB&B burger. Crunchy peanut butter, B&B pickles, bacon and cheddar. I selected fries over coleslaw. I also upgraded for $3 to Poutine fries. Add on tasty beignets dusted in local honey and powde...
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thank fellow yelpers tried place based reviews happy pb b burger crunchy peanut butter b b pickles bacon cheddar selected fries coleslaw also upgraded poutine fries add tasty beignets dusted local honey powdered sugar poutine fries ask staple food toronto area french fries smothered country gravy melted cheese little c...
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Tried Welcome Diner for the first time tonight. We did only try the Hurricanes but will definitely be back to try the biscuits. The place is very unique. We sat outside and it was kind of like sitting in someone's backyard. They have a walk up window if you chose to sit outside or you can sit inside at the small cou...
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tried welcome diner first time tonight try hurricanes definitely back try biscuits place unique sat outside kind like sitting someone backyard walk window chose sit outside sit inside small counter happy hour day since tuesday awesome service polite quick hurricanes refreshing strong let neighborhood decor scared tour ...
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Awesome! Great home cooked food. The watermelon salad with pickled rind and goats cheese is a gluten free DELIGHT!
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awesome great home cooked food watermelon salad pickled rind goats cheese gluten free delight
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I love this place ! such a big variety of delicious meals to order. No WayJose burger is the best, i think so:) Service is amazing. The only minus is that it is always busy there.
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love place big variety delicious meals order wayjose burger best think service amazing minus always busy
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Found out about this place via a Yelp email that was advertising places in my area. After checking out the reviews and the menu, my wife and I decided to grab a late dinner here on a Friday night. As soon as we arrived I noticed this place just had an awesome vibe to it. Friendly staff, laid back patio seating, and the...
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found place via yelp email advertising places area checking reviews menu wife decided grab late dinner friday night soon arrived noticed place awesome vibe friendly staff laid back patio seating food beyond amazing fried green tomato sandwich little birdy fried chicken biscuit fries glass bottle coke kind sweetened rea...
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We were looking around for a restaurant to go to in the Phoenix area & saw the raving reviews on Yelp of Welcome Diner in the heart of Phoenix, so we decided to stop by. It is completely in the middle of no where ... and in fact, for a minute or two as we were driving down Roosevelt St, we really thought that Siri was ...
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looking around restaurant go phoenix area saw raving reviews yelp welcome diner heart phoenix decided stop completely middle fact minute two driving roosevelt st really thought siri getting us lost got diner perfect time however turning lights small outdoor restaurant space illuminated making perfect setting enjoy satu...
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I drive by this place all the time and I never stopped cuz all the hipsters, but so glad I took a nice stroll from mi amigas casa to do so bcus this place is super. I got the eggplant parm special. The breading for the eggplant was on point but I realized I'm not a fan of soggy bread so that kills it cuz you need the s...
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drive place time never stopped cuz hipsters glad took nice stroll mi amigas casa bcus place super got eggplant parm special breading eggplant point realized fan soggy bread kills cuz need sauce supper yummy sandy though also tried bumble bee served biscuit soft fried chix bourbon mustard sauce mmmm bread butter pickles...
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Definitely my favorite diner in AZ. Such a friendly staff! And the Hurricanes... BEST DRINK omg! This place is a must if you are in the neighborhood!
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definitely favorite diner az friendly staff hurricanes best drink omg place must neighborhood
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I'm only in Phoenix for a few days but I'm tellin ya I will be coming back here before I leave. Hospitality: the best. Ever. Food: I tried the welcome burger medium rare AND IT WAS SO GOOD. Definitely gonna try the Mac and cheese with chorizo next time. The people that work here might as well be family; they're a reall...
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phoenix days tellin ya coming back leave hospitality best ever food tried welcome burger medium rare good definitely gon na try mac cheese chorizo next time people work might well family really tight knit group two employees come talk us mike wayne really cool chill guys might first weirded location middle bunch houses...
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You want amazing food try this place. The pulled pork fries are delicious. As is the ginger beer and take the recommendation of the staff you won't be disappointed!
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want amazing food try place pulled pork fries delicious ginger beer take recommendation staff wo disappointed
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There was a little blurb of a review in the Arizona Republic newspaper over the Thanksgiving weekend about the Big Jim Sandwich and the Beignets here. Beignets, you say? Yes please. \nI thought it would be a good place to take dear papa for lunch; turns out they open at 5 pm. So we made our way through rush hour traffi...
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little blurb review arizona republic newspaper thanksgiving weekend big jim sandwich beignets beignets say yes please thought would good place take dear papa lunch turns open pm made way rush hour traffic north phoenix middle place tuesday night expected small expect teeny tiny however warm genuinely friendly yep felt ...
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Quaint little place. My hipster friends love it, and I thought it was good, though it didn't quite live up to the hype. I do dig the look and locale, but the was a major bee issue the day I ate there. It was very hard to enjoy the juicy burger they cooked up for me while I was constantly ducking and dodging the damn be...
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quaint little place hipster friends love thought good though quite live hype dig look locale major bee issue day ate hard enjoy juicy burger cooked constantly ducking dodging damn bees though good felt lot bang buck change burger side hashbrowns plus ask tip tablet order get served kinda order still give little place h...
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Welcome Diner is a tiny little spot downtown. You walk-up and order and food is brought outside to large picnic tables basically in the front yard of an old house. The staff was super-friendly, hip and cool. Food was great! Hash browns were perfectly crispy on the outside, soft inside. Fried chicken smothered in cream ...
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welcome diner tiny little spot downtown order food brought outside large picnic tables basically front yard old house staff hip cool food great hash browns perfectly crispy outside soft inside fried chicken smothered cream gravy delicious beignets honey powdered sugar yummy
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Amazing little neon diner with counter with stools inside and a large comfortable patio out, with umbrellas and heaters. Sitting at the counter is the best, as its fun to chat with the bartender and watch the food being prepared in the tiny kitchen. Best Old Fashioned ever and burger was specially good as well. Beig...
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amazing little neon diner counter stools inside large comfortable patio umbrellas heaters sitting counter best fun chat bartender watch food prepared tiny kitchen best old fashioned ever burger specially good well beignets yes fun place go late night
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Fun place. Music is mostly good. Drinks over priced. Lot of hot latin guys. But its hard if u dont speak spanish well. N clickish. But becareful lots of cops in area.
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fun place music mostly good drinks priced lot hot latin guys hard u dont speak spanish well n clickish becareful lots cops area
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This place charges a cover charge?! We should be paid to come in there! It's in a horrible place in town, drinks or retardedly over priced & the parking is ridiculous. The inside of the club only smells more worse then the urinal because the little tiny room they call a bathroom is 2x2! You can't pay me to come back th...
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place charges cover charge paid come horrible place town drinks retardedly priced parking ridiculous inside club smells worse urinal little tiny room call bathroom ca pay come back wish known horrible place got suckered going basically throwing away money
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Ihavent been here in a year. I used to love coming here but i realized the djs suck. Never play a request and dont know how to keep asteady beat. Its probably the only 18+ club for gay guys on the weekend next to forbidden or whatever they call it now. I havent been during bar hours cuz i just turned 21. The crowd is a...
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ihavent year used love coming realized djs suck never play request dont know keep asteady beat probably club gay guys weekend next forbidden whatever call havent bar hours cuz turned crowd latino gay guys couple black white guys outdoor patio pretty big benches tables huge fountain looks like everyones someway another ...
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Cute little latin club. Only been here Sat nights and it's $5 cover past 2 AM. Good music but dance floor gets packed and not the biggest. Parking can get to be a pain on those nights too. A plus for the younger crowd is it's an 18+ club. Neat patio area in the back. Give it a try!
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cute little latin club sat nights cover past good music dance floor gets packed biggest parking get pain nights plus younger crowd club neat patio area back give try
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Very tiny bathrooms. Drinks are overpriced compared to non gay bars. I do appreciate the design , great drag shows but I won't be back.
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tiny bathrooms drinks overpriced compared non gay bars appreciate design great drag shows wo back
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If your looking for a bottom boy this is the place. Lots of fem Latino dudes here.
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looking bottom boy place lots fem latino dudes
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I really had high hopes for this club. New to the area I was excited to try a new place. The drinks are good. But the added dust bunnies being blown from the ceiling are a deal breaker. It's rather disgusting. This place needs a good cleaning.
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really high hopes club new area excited try new place drinks good added dust bunnies blown ceiling deal breaker rather disgusting place needs good cleaning
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It doesn't matter what anybody says about dance night clubs, you have to see for yourself because this club is absolutely incredible they have an amazing sound system and laser light, this is definitely where I would want to be on the weekend if I'm looking for a dance club. This club is so good it has received the bes...
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matter anybody says dance night clubs see club absolutely incredible amazing sound system laser light definitely would want weekend looking dance club club good received best phoenix award several years roll none latino dance clubs survived club owner knows provides great music entertainment go stop see place looking l...
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Picture it, if you will. Little old me, drinking at the Bikini Lounge from 2 in the afternoon until midnight with 3 friends. Drinking, drinking, drinking. So after 10+ hours of living solely off of beer, there can surely be no better idea than going to a strip club. Right?\n\nSo we pack up and head on over. A high...
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picture little old drinking bikini lounge afternoon midnight friends drinking drinking drinking hours living solely beer surely better idea going strip club right pack head high cover sorry life remember much drink minimum realize standard later immersed black light eyes adjust start see really crowd expected see strip...
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Absolutely horrifying.\n\nThis is clearly where strippers go to die. Fat, old, bored, and heinous looking moms and meth-heads giving not-so-discreet handjobs to shifty patrons... nobody tipping at all (which begs the question, \"why do they come to work?\")... and an overwhelming cloud of depression and angst looming o...
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absolutely clearly strippers go die fat old bored heinous looking moms giving handjobs shifty patrons nobody tipping begs question come work overwhelming cloud depression angst looming whole nasty place surprisingly active wednesday afternoon took several minutes eyes adjust darkness imagine keeping dark help given sor...
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The motherfucking dive bar of strip clubs.\n\nIf you BYOC (bring yo own company, bitches!) it is awesome. In this case, I was the company for a totally non-trashy, very classy female friend of mine who was in the mood to slum it. She lives down the block an had been wanting to check the place out for a while, so after ...
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motherfucking dive bar strip byoc bring yo company bitches awesome case company totally classy female friend mine mood slum lives block wanting check place hours daydrinking hit spot marks lots grinding wandering hands tits everywhere shit male patrons holmes wearing black usual put sunglasses lulz exceptionally skinny...
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I think Max, Eric & Jason summed this place up pretty well. I dont think I'd ever get a dance here. It was Friday about 10pm-ish we were there about an hour I did not see one attractive girl come out. In fact this was the worst line up I have ever seen...EVAR!! I wont nit pick about the girls I saw but I will not be re...
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think max eric jason summed place pretty well dont think ever get dance friday hour see one attractive girl come fact worst line ever seen evar wont nit pick girls saw returning either ladies feeling little weight gain go hell kidding even lot weight gain self esteem favor start night
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Have you ever looked at the every day girl that rings your order up at Starbucks, or the semi-cute chick at the bank and wonder what they would look like topless and shaking their money makers on a stage? Is it just me that has that kind of imagination? Anybody? Well, if you have wondered about that, go to Bandaids to ...
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ever looked every day girl rings order starbucks chick bank wonder would look like topless shaking money makers stage kind imagination anybody well wondered go bandaids find opportunity visit bandaids regret allowed quick bag check bouncer another bouncer nice enough get us tables front center stage service good fairly...
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This is THE WORST strip club I have ever been to. I have been to a lot of seedy clubs as well. I've been to clubs where every chick is coked out of her mind to the point where she can't even dance, clubs where chicks are dancing around while the other strippers are watching their babies, even places where girls say the...
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worst strip club ever lot seedy clubs well clubs every chick coked mind point ca even dance clubs chicks dancing around strippers watching babies even places girls say raped club owners nothing mean nothing bad club new york city bouncer front nice guy thats stopped girls downright disgusting girls even look good enoug...
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On name alone we HAD to check this place out, just for kicks.\n\nOuch!\n\nBandaids indeed; this place hurts and not in a good way. And you might want to spritz that with some iodine for good measure.\n\nI've got no qualms with talent, don't get me wrong; the female form is a beautiful thing to behold in all of its vari...
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name alone check place indeed place hurts good way might want spritz iodine good got qualms talent get wrong female form beautiful thing behold varied shape form woman woman beautiful woman sucker default naked womanhood warrants automatic baseline slummy desperate atmosphere dive soulsuck dare squat brick building sit...
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I popped in one night with a date to have a drink and check the place out and was majorly underwhelmed...high drink prices ($5.00 for a coke) and the \"talent\" left a lot top be desired. Save the time and trouble and go elsewhere.
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popped one night date drink check place majorly underwhelmed high drink prices coke left lot top desired save time trouble go elsewhere
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What can i say? i am a smutty bitch..Been to all the seedy places in town an then some..Ok, so your a middle class man, married, your wife NEVER puts out, what is a man to do??? \nHummmm \nBANDAIDS... \n\nDisco!! \n\nI am telling you i have never in my life seen more cocks out in one room at the same time.. \nthe girls...
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say smutty bitch seedy places town ok middle class man married wife never puts man telling never life seen cocks one room time girls gritty dirty one way hey smell bar mix really bad stuff could buy bathrooms put smell good straight cum buckets really think buck investment condom may nice evening sure leave empty balls...
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As it turns out, Bandaids is not as bad as any of these reviews indicate and is very rarely as scandalous as these reviewers report. \n\nReal girls: some implants, some without. Some girls with tattoos, some without. Big boobs, small boobs, middling boobs. Big wrecking ball booties, small booties. Male/female/gay/coupl...
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turns bandaids bad reviews indicate rarely scandalous reviewers report girls implants without girls tattoos without big boobs small boobs middling boobs big wrecking ball booties small booties friendly cheap drinks strange regulars ugly signage occasional girl stripping anymore lot variety one makes titty bar entertain...
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5 star reviews aren't just for the fanciest places on Earth. Oh no. 5 stars within a class. Bandaids is in it's own class of dirty, run down, last stop stripper establishments and within that class, Bandaids is primo. \n\nI've never had a bad time here. Never.
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star reviews fanciest places earth oh stars within class bandaids class dirty run last stop stripper establishments within class bandaids primo never bad time never
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Marginal dancers, poor choreography, many out of shape dancers with to many stretch marks. Blonde bartender cutest of bunch to bad she didn't dance.
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marginal dancers poor choreography many shape dancers many stretch marks blonde bartender cutest bunch bad dance
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I've been mis-diagnosed many times by Dr. Austin. The wait is ALWAYS an hour or two and you have to keep calling the office to get results.
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many times austin wait always hour two keep calling office get results
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Why would I make an appointment with any doctor for a shot, and only a shot, and wait an hour for my service?\n\n It is a random Thursday, and have waited an hour now. No apologies, no regard for client's schedules, nothing. If they weren't so good in every other regard I would change doctors. \n\nI drive 30 minutes to...
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would make appointment doctor shot shot wait hour service random thursday waited hour apologies regard client schedules nothing good every regard would change doctors drive minutes get stay continually left wait hour different nurses walked called different names wait hour get shot tell peed cup nobody told go pee cup ...
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I went in back in July of 2013 for an ablation surgery that did not work btw. I was told that it was going to be $2800 total when I asked for the total cost up front. After I made my appointment and spent $130 on a consult that I didn't get anything out of I decided to have it done anyway. So a few days before my appoi...
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went back july ablation surgery work btw told going total asked total cost front made appointment spent consult get anything decided done anyway days appoint call tell pay extra test sleeping meds total cost well told surgery two male assistance flew cali watch aware go room surgery like fact paid much even ask hand wo...
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Total and epic fail.\n\nI've attempted to go to this practice twice.\nI shoulda learned after the first failed appointment- however, the convenience of their location coupled with my laziness made me go in for a second attempt.\nShame on me I guess.\n\nThe first appointment I had with them was \"rescheduled\" about an ...
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total epic attempted go practice shoulda learned first failed however convenience location coupled laziness made go second first appointment hour appointment different day second appointment actually made tempe location specifically asked ahwatukee location tried reschedule anything doctor another imagine actually sick...
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3.5 stars\n\nI want to love the Ranch Market for so many reasons. It's the closest Market to my house, it's fun and lively, the produce looks great, and the prepared food smells wonderful.\n\nBut I don't love it. I'm actually somewhat annoyed by this store.\n\nNumerous times I have entered looking for something and h...
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want love ranch market many reasons closest market house fun lively produce looks great prepared food smells love actually somewhat annoyed times entered looking something able find know thinking wierd gringa item looking last time looking canned tomatoes make chili canned tomatoes cut little slack actually sent husban...
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This place is like crack for foodies :) You just cannot get enough! This should be #1 on your list when out of towners visit you, they'll just drop their collective jaws. Hit Tradiciones for lunch or dinner and then the market for those tortillas steamin' in the bag OMFG there's little finer in life!! Their homemad...
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place like crack foodies get enough list towners visit drop collective jaws hit tradiciones lunch dinner market tortillas steamin bag omfg little finer life homemade chorizo spot produce good cheap want one moon valley
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My friends & I affectionately refer to this place as Mexican Disneyland (I think I stole that from an article on this place or something). Where else can you find bacon dogs, carne asada sold by the pound, bulk cheeses & yogurt, fresh tortillas, 8 or so flavors of agua fresca and chicharrone the size of a \"small perso...
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friends affectionately refer place mexican disneyland think stole article place something else find bacon dogs carne asada sold pound bulk cheeses yogurt fresh tortillas flavors agua fresca chicharrone size small one roof besides maybe mexico favorite shrimp taco sold back market pescaderia even though takes forever ma...
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I'm ambivalent.\n\nOn one hand, I'm not in the camp of white and/or hipster guilt who will automatically give anything \"ethnic\" 5-stars, just because that's the cool thing to do. While Phoenix Ranch Market has very delicious food and a decent selection, it's still missing a lot to be a \"real\" mercado, or whatever.\...
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one hand camp white hipster guilt automatically give anything cool thing phoenix ranch market delicious food decent selection still missing lot mercado also camp complain excessively lived guanajuato three years know least tad real stuff americanized market questions least hand care nice america let appease nice like p...
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I went to Ranch Market specifically to try the Tres Leches cake. It wasn't the best I've had, but was tasty enough to satisfy my Tres Leches cravings now that I won't be returning to Houston on a regular basis any longer. The cake was moist and sweet. There was a little too much \"frosting\" on top for my liking, but t...
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went ranch market specifically try tres leches cake best tasty enough satisfy tres leches cravings wo returning houston regular basis longer cake moist sweet little much top liking always scraped next time like try chocolate
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This might be a good way to kill time if you're near the airport, the food really wasn't that great. It tasted cheap and like it had been sitting there for a very long time. I had the caldo 7 mares and it was lukewarm, wayyy too salty, and the shrimp were mushy. It was pretty gross. The carne asada tacos were mostly gr...
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might good way kill time near airport food really great tasted cheap like sitting long time caldo mares lukewarm wayyy salty shrimp mushy pretty gross carne asada tacos mostly gristle could really taste enchilidas thick blanket sour cream could gotten much better mexican food somewhere else
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I had a hard time navigating the ordering process and finding people to explain things to me in english. I got a pork gorditas and it was oily and the meat was dry and tough. I did enjoy the general atmosphere of the place though.
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hard time navigating ordering process finding people explain things english got pork gorditas oily meat dry tough enjoy general atmosphere place though
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So where does one go to buy food items Christmas night? Ranch Market... which was open until 8:00PM! The only place we found open after an hour of telephone calls and internet searchs.. This place has a huge selection! And it was crazy busy! This place is awesome.. although it caters to the Latin comunnity, I was ...
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one go buy food items christmas night ranch market open place found open hour telephone calls internet searchs place huge selection crazy busy place awesome although caters latin comunnity able find everyday items prepare white meal may problem found staff friendly helpfull
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For this pinche Gringo, this place rocks. \nIt's a very festive place to both shop and dine. Their food offerings through their \"Cafe\" or whatever they call it is endless. \nIt's a great spot to grab a cheap lunch. They are usually busy, so allow yourself 10-15 minutes between ordering and actually eating. \nTheir Ag...
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pinche gringo place rocks festive place shop dine food offerings whatever call endless great spot grab cheap lunch usually busy allow minutes ordering actually eating agua frescos delicious recommend melon sweetened cantaloupe puree served ice little melon chunkies small enough slurp straw food good carnitas carne asad...
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Don't pass this place by!!! Several selling points:\n\n1. It will make any day of the week a staycation! \n2. Agua Frescas - fair warning - you will be hooked in no time!\n3. Best and cheapest lunch in town!\n4. The meat counter is the best in town - like the butcher your mom grew up going to - not \"supermarket-...
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pass place several selling points make day week staycation agua frescas fair warning hooked time best cheapest lunch town meat counter best town like butcher mom grew going fish market omg ever lived near coast fresh fish markets close get desert mention ceviche assortment ready packaged taken home eaten right fruits v...
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So this review is probably a little biased (cuz shopping here reminds me of the awesome time i lived in Oaxaca, Mexico), but still; teee-rust me, Ranch Market is full of life and great produce and makes grocery shopping just a lil more fun:) \nI usually make sure I go on Wednesdays where produce is ridiculously cheap.....
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review probably little biased cuz shopping reminds awesome time lived oaxaca mexico still ranch market full life great produce makes grocery shopping lil fun usually make sure go wednesdays produce ridiculously cheap like kiwi dollar dollar watermelon gon na lie posted receipts fridge pride graded school papers adultho...
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Found myself in the area today and needed a few basic items so I stopped in. This place is certainly a Marketplace! I felt as if I was shopping in another country almost. It was kinda fun and a bit intimidating. But an experience worth taking. Sometime when I have more time and more on my list I'll explore it in more d...
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found area today needed basic items stopped place certainly marketplace felt shopping another country almost kinda fun bit intimidating experience worth taking sometime time list explore detail lots lanes open getting quick music festive mexican add feeling shopping outside usa well many product lines
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This place is as exciting as going to Disneyland if you're not used to Hispanic markets! The sights, the smells, the lights, the colors, and the chaos had my head whipping back and forth all evening. \n\nWe started off with dinner in the cafe inside the market - just $5.99 for 3 street tacos, beans, and rice - and it t...
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place exciting going disneyland used hispanic markets sights smells lights colors chaos head whipping back forth evening started dinner cafe inside market street tacos beans rice totally filled washed mexican coke glass bottle took back childhood days corn syrup became norm eating took time perusing aisles examining fo...
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Take a trip to Mexico with out even leaving the city. \n\nI made my first trip here today with some co-workers for lunch. Parking was tight. \n \nI walked in the door to a very colorful (literally) scene packed full of people. Upon entering I was offered a sample of ricotta cheese on a piece of tostada. What a great w...
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take trip mexico even leaving city made first trip today lunch parking tight walked door colorful literally scene packed full people upon entering offered sample ricotta cheese piece tostada great way start visit love samples love cheese new fully describe eclectic place many types foods find anywhere perimeter market ...
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4 1/2 STARS\n\nWhat can I say? This is an amazing place. It's a 100% large Mexican supermarket. It has a huge variety of all products including fresh fish, meat & produce.\n\nYou can also eat there, which we happily did. At the deli, we had a ceviche tostada and a fish taco for $4. The ceviche was delicious, although t...
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say amazing place large mexican supermarket huge variety products including fresh fish meat also eat happily deli ceviche tostada fish taco ceviche delicious although fish taco cooked walked bigger better food counter could resist tacos demerits sloppy haphazard service undercooked fish great place
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I went here yesterday which was fantastic! These markets are huge and the inside is ridiculously fun! \nSo I am just going to do a recap on my experience.\n*Great prices on authentic products, the cheese counter was insane as was the meat counter!\n*The agua counter was really fun and I did love the horchata!\n*The are...
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went yesterday fantastic markets huge inside ridiculously fun going recap great prices authentic products cheese counter insane meat counter agua counter really fun love horchata area eat lunch fun enjoyed street tacos al pastor tacos amazing yummy plus inexpensive seriously bakery well lets say kept staring wishing co...
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This place is always crowded, noisy and kind of overwhelming. But it is sooo worth it just to come in for one of their delicious agua frescas. They have a stand near the produce section where they will ladle you a huge cup of iced fruit juice. My favorites are the cantaloupe and the watermelon, but they're all good,...
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place always crowded noisy kind overwhelming sooo worth come one delicious agua frescas stand near produce section ladle huge cup iced fruit juice favorites cantaloupe watermelon good perfect thing take edge hot phoenix day
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load up on fresh fruits and veggies here.\n\ntheir seafood is cheap and good!\n\ntry their aqua frescas for refreshment during the hot summer!
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load fresh fruits veggies seafood cheap good aqua frescas refreshment hot summer
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The produce is so cheap I suspect it's been stolen. The restaurant inside is delicious and so inexpensive I feel like I'm committing some sort of crime when they swipe my card for under five dollars for the world's best torta and a complimentary agua fresca. The quality of the meats and produce is VERY hit or miss, but...
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produce cheap suspect stolen restaurant inside delicious inexpensive feel like committing sort crime swipe card five dollars world best torta complimentary agua fresca quality meats produce hit miss honestly bother
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A trip to this place is fun and entertaining. I could walk the isles for an hour just looking at everything. If you love Mexican food you gotta come here. And the market has the lowest prices for vegetables. Cucumbers 6 for $1.00 and radishes 3 for $1.00! I bought a large package of chicken breasts (5 big breasts)...
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trip place fun entertaining could walk isles hour looking everything love mexican food got ta come market lowest prices vegetables cucumbers radishes bought large package chicken breasts big breasts went home roasted oven chicken tacos chicken perfect next time plan stock chicken breasts freezer mention bakery anyway g...
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I went over here to try the breakfast burrito's, but it appears that they don't make you a fresh burrito every time you order. I just wanted eggs and beans and cheese, the $1.99, but they were out of eggs? They weren't actually out of eggs, they were out of the tray of eggs for the burrito. They had eggs with sausage a...
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went try breakfast burrito appears make fresh burrito every time order wanted eggs beans cheese eggs actually eggs tray eggs burrito eggs sausage bologna like meats appeared done serious time pan since opening time prefer places cracxk eggs suppose many people show go route ended two tamale special rice tamales cheese ...
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Not bad...they have decent prices.
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