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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baleful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's baleful? Well, blues can be wailful,
Then ask convicts in cells, a whole jailful;
There's the moan of a sax
And a kid getting whacks.
Seen the eyes of a beagle? They're baleful. <LIMERICK_... | 29,302 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tide batten'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a storm coming in with the tide.
Batten down for a long bumpy ride.
We'll be tossed aft to stern
As the gale forces churn—
You had best strap yourself to the side. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,715 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barroom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I know that a barroom is risky.
When drunk, men get overly frisky.
Plus I'm broke. "Mom," I vowed,
"If we're ever allowed
In together, he'll buy his own whiskey." <LIMERICK_END> | 26,722 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'salad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chop some chicken, add mayo, and mix
With diced onions and celery sticks;
Toss in pepper and salt.
Not a soul will find fault
With the salad you've chosen to fix! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,091 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gert'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gert is jealous and spiteful, a flirt,
Who does terrible things that can hurt.
She tells lies: told our boss
I'd turned profit to loss;
She's an expert in doing folks dirt. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,209 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'future'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you set out to make the world better,
Plant a tree, sing a song, knit a sweater.
The future ahead
Is just meaningless, dead,
When the present's ignored by a fretter. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'winged moth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The speckle-winged moth, the engrailed,
Due to habitat change, was unveiled.
Then survival selection
Meant lesser detection
With suitable wing-markings. Nailed! <LIMERICK_END> | 48,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Our grant money's gone," the chief said.
It looked like our project was dead.
But thanks to donations
From rich folks' foundations,
We're speeding it's full steam ahead! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,114 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The hop to my lap gives me pause;
One of nature's immutable laws:
My cat will start kneading
And end up succeeding
In piercing my skin with her claws. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,013 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baris tale'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The baris (a tale of upheavals—
A man goes to war to fight evils)
Is a dance, Balinese;
But make note, if you please,
It is also a genus of weevils. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,581 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fossetmaker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fred the Fossetmaker—praise be his name,
Since the making of taps is his game.
If an ale-cask did not
Have a faucet, a lot
Of our keggers would not be the same. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,378 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hypothetical creatures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you seek hypothetical creatures,
You can bet on some regular features:
Your camera-shy cryptid
Will pass by, unscripted,
While you're off making love 'neath the bleachers. <LI... | 25,540 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make promises'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Politicians make promises. They
May inveigh and get carried away,
But I call into question
The merest suggestion
That candor is what they convey. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barfly named'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a barfly named Norm.
Every day was the same; true to form,
He would take to his stool
And drink beer. As a rule,
No one else's butt kept that stool warm. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,244 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seeing clairvoyance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Because of his flagrant flamboyance
And claims of all-seeing clairvoyance,
When the psychic gave readings
At solemn proceedings,
Most people just watched with annoyance. <LIMERICK_END... | 346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ridicule works'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'll find ridicule works to your favor.
It's your most potent weapon. Don't waver.
Keep the pressure applied;
It will bolster your side.
Turn your enemy into a caver. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bait'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The fish rise to the bait and they bite.
They are mine for the taking all right.
And in figurative view,
Well, my friend, so are you.
I bait you, you bite: not so bright. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'harbor tonight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the gloom glows a beckoning light.
It's New York, at the crux of its bight,
Where the coast gently curves.
I can scarce still my nerves.
Home's the sailor: snug harbor tonight. <LIMER... | 58,168 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is spring, and the earth has awoken.
The ice on the lake is now broken.
There is green on the hills,
And with song the sky fills.
Of renewal the good Lord has spoken. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,334 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amanogawa tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My amanogawa's a tree
Of old Japanese breed, you agree?
Whitish-pink blossoms bloom,
And its branches assume
A tall sheaflike appearance for me. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,134 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archaeology man'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a hip college junior named Stan,
"I dig archaeology, man!
I rock in geology,
Mars (areology),
And I've studied abroad—in my van." <LIMERICK_END> | 324 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jazz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A milestone in jazz, there's no doubt:
Top 40, make room; this had clout.
From Paul Desmond's hand
And Dave Brubeck's band,
The peak of the album Time Out. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,251 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eclogite rock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Under pressure and ponderous strain,
Green and red with a coarse type of grain,
I am eclogite rock;
Dig me up by the block
From my rare and magnificent vein. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,104 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amorous yeti'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was an amorous yeti
Who used as his lure amaretti:
Heard that one macaroon
Makes a yeti girl swoon,
So he knew pretty soon he'd get sweaty. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,051 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frigid zones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Frigid zones on the Earth are both found
Where regions of coldness abound.
From the poles they extend
South or north, and then end,
Giving way to more temperate ground. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,229 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'factoids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In hunting down facts, like a sleuth,
I found things I believed as a youth
Were just factoids, not fact;
They conveniently lacked
One important ingredient: truth. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,309 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young finn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The harder I work," said young Finn,
"The more I love learning win-win!"
"It's true," said his dad,
"And I'm glad for you, lad!
You get out," he said, "what you put in." <LIMERICK_END> | 59,169 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flake confetto'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You have small flakes of paper, a lot,
Fit for throwing and what have you got?
It's confetti, but take
Just one singular flake?
A confetto, believe it or not. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,275 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bride'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My new bride, we two fit like a glove.
We have guardian angels above
Who do naught but bestow
To our hearts constant flow.
We'll give hence to each other true love. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kids prayed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "St. Anthony, look all around,
So that what we have lost may be found."
That's the way we kids prayed
To find objects mislaid
(They were usually right on the ground). <LIMERICK_END> | 26,334 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bridal wear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You want bridal wear cheap? My advice:
Go to Brides' Bar; you can't beat their price.
For a great wedding dress,
No boutique charges less —
Plus their Singapore slings are quite nice. <LIMERI... | 52,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chef'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a chef in the Army named Jeff,
A gourmet who is sightless and deaf.
Every doctor who took
A good look at this cook
(And his food!) said he can't be 4-F. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,670 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frump'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A snort that is scornful, a sneer;
A speech that is mocking, a jeer;
Deception, derisive;
Ill-humour, divisive:
Old meanings of frump, is that clear? <LIMERICK_END> | 54,461 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coconut flesh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's so crunchy and white, and it's sweet,
So substantial, it's also called "meat".
When you want to refresh,
Gobble coconut flesh,
A caloric, nutritional treat! <LIMERICK_END> | 57,974 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'divorce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A new husband, who yelled himself hoarse,
Screamed, "It MUST be a matter of course.
With no coffee filter
A brew is off-kilter.
I swear this is grounds for divorce!" <LIMERICK_END> | 18,809 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bauerwurst sausage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The term Bauerwurst sausage portrays
A tautologous noun-phrase malaise,
Because sausage translates
Into Wurst. How that grates!
Tautological crime never pays. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spurned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I asked if she wanted to dance
In the hope it might lead to romance.
"Gotta run," she replied
As she swept me aside.
With that brush-off, she spurned my advance. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,416 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'one come'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're going to visit your chum,
You are heading for someone—you come.
Can one come, also go
All at once? I don't know.
Am I numb or is language just dumb? <LIMERICK_END> | 22,637 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mud plaster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When our shanties collapse, we're perplexed;
Meager building techniques leave us vexed.
But with daub we can master
A simple mud plaster —
Now wattle they introduce next! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,561 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chillness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I mentioned your mother's last illness,
And its cause, at her wake, there was stillness.
Though they didn't all swoon
Like a Bateman cartoon,
I believe I detected a chillness. <LIMERICK_EN... | 22,937 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bare arms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Muslims in France sound alarms:
"Our women may not hide their charms
Such as nose, teeth or face.
It's a galling disgrace!
What comes next? Will they have to bare arms?" <LIMERICK_END> | 40,507 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'throwing pitcher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A hard-throwing pitcher is Lee,
Whose fastball is real hard to see.
On this toss to the plate,
I unloaded too late,
And the ump pumped his fist with, "Strike three!" <LIMERICK_END> | 48,612 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'comma fault'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A comma's a fault in your song
If a predicate's coming along,
And must never disturb
Link 'twixt subject and verb.
(That one in line 2 is quite wrong.) <LIMERICK_END> | 20,920 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enamel tooth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adamantoblast: this is a cell
That produces enamel (tooth's shell).
But I had a man who
Liked to turn the air blue,
By his blasting things like "effin' hell". <LIMERICK_END> | 65,068 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dancing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They said that my dance was audacious.
The table was certainly spacious.
A Duke soon arose;
Said he'd like to propose…
So my dancing was most efficacious. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,778 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archetypes feel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Archetypical archetypes feel
Like my perfect Platonic ideal.
But collective Mankind
Sends my Jungian mind
The reminder, "C'mon, keep it real!" <LIMERICK_END> | 14,686 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our leaders are filled with foreboding,
'Cos everyone's wealth is eroding.
Pure greed was exalted,
Then deadbeats defaulted;
See the debt bombs around us exploding. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,623 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crunch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now I'm old. I've developed a paunch.
There's a pain in my haunch when I launch
From my chair, and my knees
(Once quite staunch, if you please)
Now resound with a crunch as they craunch. <LIMERICK... | 24,969 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'astrobiology weak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every bioastronomy geek
Is an exobiology freak;
Is there life way out there?
Is it blue? Does it care
That our astrobiology's weak? <LIMERICK_END> | 11,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mark foley'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Larry Craig and Mark Foley we know
Are Republicans. Telling us so
Were the anchors of news.
Ain't it funny when shoes
Are on Dem's feet, no mention? Ho, ho. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,966 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'racetrack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the racetrack, we raked in a ton!
We had pooled all our cash, just for fun;
My dicephalous friend
Cast the bet in the end,
So Old Two-Heads, our bettor, then won. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'solvent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is C5, and H12, and O.
(Amyl alcohol, didn't you know?)
It's one out of eight
Isomerics, and great
As a solvent. Just watch that dirt go! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,269 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'casserole packed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mom makes casserole, packed with Swiss cheese,
And glutinous rice, ham, and peas.
All get stuck to my gut
And then later, my butt,
As firm poop that requires a hard squeeze. <LIMERICK_EN... | 60,195 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'backhand'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My tennis coach, ending my dream
Of securing a place on the team,
Said, "Your backhand is fine,
But returns down the line
Should, beforehand, build up greater steam." <LIMERICK_END> | 8,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'confess'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was tied to the rack and held fast.
"You'll confess to the sins of your past,"
My inquisitor said,
"Or we'll cut off your head,
But acknow, for this offer won't last!" <LIMERICK_END> | 15,757 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bikers rode'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coincidence? No: too damn fluky.
Either purposely planned, or real spooky!
Six bikers rode by
In bikinis (oh, my)
And black boots, each astride his Suzuki. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,874 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corncrake crex'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The coot and the rail and the crake
Feed in reed beds alongside the lake.
The corncrake (Crex crex)
You will know (without specs)
By its screech that you cannot mistake. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,038 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deciduous trees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deciduous trees, my young Ben,
All have leaves in the summer, but then
In the autumn, leaves fall;
Winter: no leaves at all.
Come the spring, they'll be growing again. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butter adjourn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are you trying to work this old churn?
There is not very much here to learn.
Grasp the dasher, the stick;
Up and down that's the trick —
Till the cream turns to butter. Adjourn. <LIMERICK_... | 39,687 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'communal roost'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sure, this communal roost is protection
For some. But on careful reflection,
Perched here in left field
I am hardly concealed—
Pardon me if I opt for defection. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wishes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I won't ever accede to your wishes.
I want you to sleep with the fishes.
You want change for the worse
In my most perfect verse?
I'm afraid that I'd rather do dishes. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,139 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'binge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In this drunk tank, I've time to reflect
On my binge and the family I wrecked.
It's my cue for correction.
A new self-direction:
Disintoxicate, build self-respect. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wearing skirts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's some crime figures: Nine out of ten
Thefts committed last week were by men
Wearing skirts. How's this so?
Our statistics just show
What went on in our strange Scottish glen. <LIMERI... | 65,656 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'full employment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Full employment! There's work to be had,
Just as long as you're willing," said Dad.
"Plus, you ought to look fit,
And of age but that's it.
No one minds that you're stupid, my lad." <LIM... | 59,757 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'olav dagfinn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From Norway he comes, a clinician,
Geneticist, pediatrician;
He's a Knight (and he's so suave),
Of the Order St. Olav:
Dagfinn Aarskog is quite the physician. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,618 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Evan once was my antidepressant,
Always joking, afizz, effervescent.
Soon, he flitted away
And I wept in dismay.
Evan's presence had proved evanescent. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,200 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zombie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A decayable fellow's my Ned
Who is still oozing crud in our bed.
It's not to my liking—
The embalmers are striking.
He's a zombie, so not really dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,786 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cherry plum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a cherry plum tree near the street,
Which the curious children find neat.
"It bears cherries or plums?"
"Plums. When summertime comes,
You'll find sweet reddish treats you can eat." <... | 42,593 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'embroidery dear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "We're not talking embroidery, dear."
"Nor of cute fluffy kittens, I fear."
They dismissively note
Women don't need the vote:
Some men beg to be drowned in their beer. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,316 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Men, we dasn't be late!" he opined,
And we thought, "Is he out of his mind?"
No one uses that word
For "dare not." It's absurd!
Yet the captain believed it refined. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,675 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bully'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This bully's a regular putz.
What a pest! Man, I can't stand his guts.
When I kick, he'll get his
And thus feel what he is:
Didymalgia—a pain in the nuts. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blackberry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Those BlackBerry phones are for teens,"
Whines my Gran, but I know what she means.
Hi-tech makes her heart slam,
Turns her knees into jam...
So an ElderBerry's tucked in her jeans. <LIMERICK_... | 41,795 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dumb males'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the States, what you're called may sound dumb:
Males are tagged with the place they are from —
You are called something "boy"!
Now, that fills me with joy
As I'm 80, and spry as they come. ... | 65,109 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sir dwight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Do take pity on aged Sir Dwight.
Go easy on him; he's not right.
He, when jousting last May,
Held his lance the wrong way.
Yes, go gently on Dwight, that good knight. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,958 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'major outlets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a commonplace, average Joe,
And I ask what "just folks" want to know.
Blow your top, walk away—
Won't affect what I say.
Major outlets still carry my show. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alibi blown'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My phone's call history showed that I had
Not been talking that night to my dad,
Who was not at all thrilled
That our neighbour'd been killed,
So my alibi's blown—just too bad! <LIMERICK_END> | 57,798 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'augsburg confession'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The document, "Augsburg Confession"
Showed Lutherans seeking secession.
Their objective and hope
Was to break with the pope,
Shedding longstanding papal repression. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hobo bob'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hobo Bob was not one to conform,
So a coal car he used as his dorm.
But one day they dumped coal
In that car—the poor soul!
(Though he did want to go someplace warm…) <LIMERICK_END> | 29,587 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glasgow kiss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Between Sauchiehall Street and the station,
Do your best to avoid confrontation.
Say one word that's amiss
And a real Glasgow kiss
Is the stunning (if apt) salutation. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,355 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peach harvest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I assure you these won't make you sick;
They're our earlies, and ready to pick.
It's not peach harvest time,
But they're sweetly sublime
(Think Lolita, that Nabokov chick). <LIMERICK_END> | 58,320 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anomaly based'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anomaly-based: there's a change;
Intrusion: an action that's strange;
Detection: we see
What the problem might be—
It's protection (IT) we arrange. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you suffer from losing your poise,
Or exploding with anger and noise,
This is likely to be
Fulmination, you see;
Truly something that no-one enjoys. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bj degree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's writing you wish to pursue,
Or reporting's what you'd like to do,
Get a BJ degree—
Though it's pricey, not free—
It will help all your dreams to come true. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,793 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parrot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This parrot is dead. I'm aghast!
Though the bird may have lived in the past,
Its life had no durableness,
Its illness lacked curableness,
And its feet to the perch were nailed fast. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,840 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blinking drinking'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Blinking lights may be lights that are blinking—
Drinking water is not water drinking.
If water could drink
Itself to the brink,
From its pee every sea would start stinking. <LIMERICK_E... | 40,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'countertop cracked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Kitchen countertop's cracked," said the critic.
So, in shopping for something granitic
That would cover the block
With pastel fine-grained rock,
I obtained and installed the aplitic. ... | 2,678 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fan palms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What's the name of those palms in my yard
With their leaves by the drought hardly marred?"
"Those are fan palms," said Penny,
"And species are many.
Taxonomical certainty's hard." <LIMERICK_EN... | 50,593 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frank played'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In getting one over on Frank,
I played him a dastardly prank
When I told him, "The ice
On the lake's rather nice."
He went skating, it cracked, and Frank sank. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,862 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'confession innocent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I own up. I done it. It's me.
Caught red-handed. I'm guilty. My plea:
It's only depression
Brought on this confession,
I'm innocent, really you'll see! <LIMERICK_END> | 19,497 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'borg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The menace at Cheney.org
Is colder than stiffs at the morgue.
His heartless disguise
And steely gray eyes
Will help him fit in with the Borg. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,116 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gentrification'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Change a slum to a middle-class zone,
Which as gentrification is known,
By improving the lot
Of each low-status spot.
The whole district soon rises in tone. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,069 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french manicure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the base of your nails have no hue
(Maybe pink, but not red, green, or blue)
With the tips painted white
(And your nails you don't bite!),
Who has got a French manicure? You! <LIMERICK... | 63,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pregnant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Being pregnant's a lovely sensation,
But it also can bring aggravation.
As the burden you tote
Grows and leads you to bloat,
You've a problem with circumgestation. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,169 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'picking blackberries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Picking blackberries means filling pails
With sweet purplish fruit, till their bails
Almost break in the briers,
And selecting no-wires-
Electronics for BlackBerry mails. <LIMERICK_E... | 9,549 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sausage producing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When sausage-producing techniques
Are applied to beef blood, guts and cheeks,
Soon these byproducts will
Be no longer called swill
But instead, choice pâtés in boutiques. <LIMERICK_END... | 7,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bezel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't want you to feel your toes stub —
But you've served up a devilish flub.
That frame round the glass
Through which watch numbers pass
Is a bezel, and not beezle, Bub! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,879 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enhancements abound'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lost your bearings on odd, quaky ground?
Added words may clear up the profound,
May resolve or rephrase,
Blowing off mental haze.
Epexegetic enhancements abound. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,044 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fifty thousand'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fifty thousand approved—we've been smitten!
With the limerick bug we've been bitten.
If I'm asked to assess
Our full output, I'd guess:
One decillionth of all that's been written. <LIMERIC... | 31,814 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'innovation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Innovation is like innervation;
Mastication became masturbation.
Take care when you speak
Lest your words make folks freak—
Because catchfools can cause a sensation. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bolivian navy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Bolivian Navy? A hoax?
Not at all to Bolivian folks.
They've no coastline, it's true.
What's a navy to do
But put up with insensitive jokes? <LIMERICK_END> | 65,567 |
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