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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'differentiate james'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How can I differentiate James
From Hamish, his twin, when their names
Are, like them, so alike?
(Why can't one be called Spike,
As their looks are the samest of sames?) <LIMERICK_END> | 34,378 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three kings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abimelech's three kings or four.
(It's hard to be sure. Maybe more.)
One more Biblical name
Of no noteworthy fame.
And rhyming them all? Quite a chore! <LIMERICK_END> | 596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'choose destination'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're looking to choose destination,
Here's a thing that deserves dissertation:
To pick right or pick left,
One would oft be bereft
Of the first, without dextroclination. <LIMERICK... | 29,041 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freedom restrained'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are places where freedom's restrained —
Speak your mind and you might be detained.
So be brave, take a stand!
But without a free hand,
When they silence you, what have you gained... | 56,688 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prayed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They were burnt in the flames just before
Their hot ashes were raked, and what's more,
At the stake life delayed
Forty minutes. They prayed
Till unconsciousness opened death's door. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bathmophobia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bathmophobia's not fear of soaps
(So your social life's not on the ropes),
But it is the real fear
Of descents very sheer,
Such as treacherous stairs or steep slopes. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brother fell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Baby brother fell victim to lust
For Ma's pendulous, wrap-around bust
Betwixt which he stayed
Overlong never strayed —
Then with heart-rending smile, bit the dust. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,797 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arithmetic progression'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Form a nice arithmetic progression,
Adding d to each a in succession,
Then the sum's called a series
(Or so say the theories).
The total's a simple expression. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,434 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'timber'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Loggers level and buffer the ground
On the lines where the trees will be downed.
Earth that's bedded is flatter,
So timber won't shatter,
Thus making for wood that is sound. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,423 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hues golfers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the greens, how they give me the blues;
Such a vicious collision of hues.
Golfers drain fashion's dregs
When they dress up their legs—
Ain't no cure for the summertime trews. <LIMERICK_EN... | 39,819 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'noisy mutt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The marina guy made this remark
To the boater: "We close when it's dark.
Hey, dat's some noisy mutt;
Can't yuh keep its mout' shut?
Come ashore wit' dis dog an' disbark." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,416 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He lost fortunes today; he went broke.
He took arsenic, hopin' to croak.
Dimercaprol was given
So the man is still livin',
But he's poor like the rest of us folk. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,969 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cockfight rooster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a cockfight, a rooster plays rough:
Armed by nature, he's built tough enough.
Two long cockspurs he grows:
These are backwards sharp toes,
To turn feathers of foes into fluff. <LIMER... | 44,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word aurum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word aurum from Latin means "gold",
A soft metal we yearn to behold.
Long its beckoning gleam
Has made many men seem
Much like miserly Midas of old. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tonto questioned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tonto questioned his friend, the Lone Ranger:
"You say, 'Dangerousness never a stranger.'
Maybe better eschew
Obfuscation. Why you
Use big word? Kimosabe mean danger." <LIMERICK_END> | 40,007 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hammering medics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I was b-b-b-beaten," Jeff stammers.
"Got a hammering. Medics!" he clamors.
"I wouldn't m-mind
Rough assaults of this kind,
But these bastards were using real hammers!" <LIMERICK_END> | 61,172 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dead weight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the hockey gear factory gate,
I could tell I'd arrived a bit late.
Chuck had loaded the pucks
Before weighing the trucks,
So we don't know the transport's dead weight. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'digital watch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a digital watch there's no chance
Of mistaking the time. A quick glance
At the numbers' display
Means there's clearly no way
You'll be late for your date at the dance. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,260 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fictional wife'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My fictional wife is not real,
Which is part of her charm and appeal.
First she's here, then she's not.
When I miss her a lot,
I await her return with great zeal. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,047 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'use fertilizer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I use fertilizer growing my crops,
And I buy it in gardening shops.
Seems it helps the plants grow.
Some use nightsoil, I know,
But just think of it—yikes!—my heart stops. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stand tall'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On November eleven recall
The soldiers who fought for us all.
Beyond price, what they gave,
Precious freedom to save:
It's the reason that we can stand tall. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Blue light bandits may look like police,
But they want to keep more than the peace.
With a few simple props
They impersonate cops.
To Protect and to Serve? No, to fleece. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,695 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agency funding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the agency's funding is high,
Opposition refuses to die.
When our tax money goes
For a Major's wife's nose,
Many others are hung out to dry. <LIMERICK_END> | 308 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ginger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Want to ginger up Ginger, your mare?
Put this eel up her bum. Once it's there
(She's been feagued), she'll seem spry
With her tail held so high
Buyers won't check her teeth. Want a spare? <LIMERIC... | 62,066 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slander'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That's a lie! And I warn, with all candor,
To say it again would be slander.
So I'm telling you, sport,
I will sue you in court —
Call me Mafia thug, not Black Hander. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,653 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called hartal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the Indians don't raise their hands,
But instead want self-rule in their lands,
Public life simply stops —
Large-scale strikes and closed shops.
Called hartal, this adds weight to dema... | 64,709 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deposed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your leader was bad and a fool.
We deposed him for being so cruel.
Democratise now!
(And let us show you how
To elect the tool we'd like to rule.) <LIMERICK_END> | 32,382 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diffeomorphism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diffeomorphism? Time to break out
The ol' Webster's. They'll know it, no doubt.
"A differentiable" (swell!)
"Homeomorphism" (Hell,
Two more words I know nothing about!) <LIMERICK_END> | 40,235 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'get pounding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you get your head handed to you
(Ass and arse, in for head, would work too),
Then you sure get a pounding.
You suffer resounding
Defeat as you're trounced through and through. <LIMERICK_E... | 61,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ace golfer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Stolen goods he'd accepted, then sold;
But the club members met and were polled,
And said, though he'd done wrong,
They'd admit to their throng
The ace golfer, who thus was enrolled. <LIMERICK... | 45,174 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'proposal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your proposal has made it quite plain
That my options you wish to constrain,
But I'll not be held back
When I plan an attack.
I won't sign it!" Sy cried with disdain. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,665 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mexican food'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'll approve of my exorable mood:
I'll agree to hot Mexican food.
But the adding of squid
I will strictly forbid:
Inexorably, that I'll exclude. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,380 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bomber'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bomber, the Enola Gay,
Flew out on a sad August day.
A vast mushroom cloud
Formed a luminous shroud,
Beneath which a dead city lay. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,846 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They seem a compatible pair:
She irons his shirts with due care,
Never raises her voice
Always yields to his choice—
In fact he forgets she is there. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,297 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A drone is an aircraft, we learn,
Remote-control sent on its turn
To deliver its goods,
Like bombs for some hoods.
(Space for pilots is not a concern.) <LIMERICK_END> | 50,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puritans frown'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though puritans frown, I feel fine
Hearing songs about wonderful wine.
They're like ballads to those
Whose pale faces turn rose
From a glass of this liquid divine. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sore fetlock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My poor horse has a sore fetlock joint.
It's the place I'm about to anoint
With some gel, rubbed in well,
'Cause it's starting to swell.
Having pets can be hell (case in point). <LIMERICK_EN... | 54,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prof rudy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old prof Rudy? He studies cuisines.
He's a foodie; you know what that means.
He's so taken with food,
All his students conclude
That he really, this dude, knows his beans. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'noble limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Noble limerick, often maligned,
Labelled laughable, trite, unrefined:
Cannot twenty words mused
Keep one critic enthused?
Oh, poetic elitists unkind! <LIMERICK_END> | 47,751 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'albino'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An albino is someone whose hair
Is as white as a polar bear's lair.
He lacks pigment, I think,
As his eyes are pale pink,
And his skin's really milky and fair. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,082 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crispening toast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A method for crispening toast,
When you're camping, is simply to roast
One side at a time
(Browning bread smells sublime)
On a grill, for a minute at most. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shouted bonsai'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At Pearl Harbor, the fierce Japanese
One dread morning were swarming like bees.
Sweeping down from the sky,
One man shouted, "Bonsai!"
As he bombed us with miniature trees. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,364 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'saying cobblers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Saying "Cobblers!" not linked to the shoe,
Just means "Nonsense!" and probably grew
From the term cobbler's awls
(Cockney rhyme slang for balls),
Though no doubt some will say, "That's no... | 20,207 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fiction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His blessing, expressing conviction,
Was convenient, expedient fiction.
He was power-obsessed,
Lacked the faith he professed,
And that made for a flawed benediction. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,565 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wants repair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your decurionate wants a repair;
That's your office, no need to despair.
You're in charge of ten guys,
So just get the supplies
And command them re when, what and where. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'al gore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Al Gore is a man, so we're told,
Whose emotions are tightly controlled.
His demeanor's not warm,
Which appears to conform
To this oddity: algor means "cold." <LIMERICK_END> | 14,854 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'assam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Assam is an Indian state
With political troubles of late.
If it's Hindi you speak,
You're entitled to freak:
Assamese want to give you the gate. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,977 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'global warming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Global warming is only a cause.
Climate change is what should give us pause:
Both hotter and colder,
And storms greatly bolder,
If we don't start correcting our flaws. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'define acroama'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Listen up, I'll define acroama:
It is anything heard, like a drama
On a radio show,
Recitations of Poe—
Maybe even a speech by Obama. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,716 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gloomy gus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A habitually sad gloomy-gus
Said, "My glumness runs deeply, and thus
I believe to my core,
When my skin gets a sore
That scabs over, I ooze sour pus." <LIMERICK_END> | 62,373 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gastropteridae'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gastropteridae, small bat-winged slugs,
Are hermaphrodites. What looks like hugs
When they mate, is a fight —
Who'll be "mother" tonight?
What repulsive yet beautiful thugs. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,329 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cauchy schwarz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cauchy-Schwarz inequality? Norms,
Inner products, Euclidean forms,
Vector spaces, and mods!
Mathematical clods
Like to study these things in their dorms. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,843 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marcia brady'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On TV, we can see Marcia Brady
Is prim, every inch the young lady.
"Every other inch" might
Fit the actress just right
Since her past, she confesses, is shady. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,347 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wear shoes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I love to wear shoes that are prancy
And dresses both flowing and fancy
When I shimmy and glide,
With my beau at my side,
To a samba that's rhythmic and dancy. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jugular wreak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If I go for the jugular, wreak
The most damage in spots that are weak,
You'll be such a bad wreck
Being up to your neck
In my savagely cut-throat technique. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,785 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'something effect'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we speak of "The Something Effect,"
Then that "something" we have to respect,
Since it's clearly been shown
That the data's well known
And, to everyone's knowledge, correct. <LIMERI... | 42,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The snow had charged in like a beast
(It had blown for a week from the east).
I was housebound, I found,
Drifted in all around.
Then came stillness—the wild winds had ceased. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,721 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cherophobia sufferers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cherophobia sufferers say,
"We get anxious when happy or gay."
Fear of gaiety? True!
It could happen to you.
Play it safe and get glummer today. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,690 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calais'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When, in Calais, the evil intent
Of Hitler on England was bent,
"Dad's Army" paraded,
Completely persuaded,
His conquering plans to prevent. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,685 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clown always'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since Chuckles the Clown always tried
To bring laughter to all, far and wide,
It was odd he achieved
(Though a few were bereaved)
Such tremendous success when he died. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,752 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'checking account'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've a mansion in Beverly Hills,
And a life full of shopping and thrills,
But I find the amount
In my checking account
Insufficient to cover my bills. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,548 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'touch antimatter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If ever you touch antimatter,
It and you will both instantly scatter;
Into photons will pass
Some of your (and its) mass
As surroundings abruptly grow flatter. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sham derogation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My advice my astute commonition —
Results from my sharp intuition.
Your false commination
(Your sham derogation)
Sounds stupid in juxtaposition. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,669 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swimmers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those swimmers would never have drowned
Had the lifeguard kept looking around
Circumspectly, with care,
As she perched on her chair,
Getting beautifully, evenly browned. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,151 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kelly cried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bit shy, I had worked up my nerve,
But my amorous glance didn't serve
Me so well. Kelly cried
(And I 'bout nearly died),
"Will you stop making goo-goo eyes, perv?" <LIMERICK_END> | 61,943 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loading gun'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I gave him a breech-loading gun,
What he did was to get up and run
To display this antique
To his buddies—what cheek!
Then he shot out the streetlights, for fun. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,606 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nobel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If not for Fritz Haber's fixation
On feeding the world's population,
He wouldn't have found
How N2 could be bound.
He deserved his Nobel acclamation. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,384 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'croissanted becookied'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the general fast was declared,
The bakery owner despaired:
"The state has denied
Your right to live pied,
Croissanted, becookied, eclaired!" <LIMERICK_END> | 30,986 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new pope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the College of Cardinals shared
Who they'd made the new pope, they declared,
"There is nary a smirch
On his work for the Church,
So this Pontiff is holy prepared." <LIMERICK_END> | 23,677 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'morning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The morning is sunny and fair,
Not a cloud in the sky, but take care:
Plan an afternoon date
And a picnic? Just wait!
It'll rain, as I'm sure you're aware. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,850 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'summer praise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In July and in August we laze
In the shade while the sun is ablaze.
Or we lie on the beach,
Take a swim, eat a peach...
These, the dog days of summer, I praise. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,941 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contrafagotto'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The contrafagotto: its tune
Is an octave beneath the bassoon.
It's distinctly renowned
For its boisterous sound—
Like a fart on a hot afternoon. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,640 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fourscore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Felicitations I offer, and p'raps,
For your birthday, full eighty-two claps.
I congratulate you
On your fourscore and two,
And still looking so fit (to collapse!) <LIMERICK_END> | 50,783 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ventriloquist party'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ventriloquist's party is swinging;
His canary, set free, is now winging
From table to chair.
Yes, the host's over there,
But I know why this birdcage is singing. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,058 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alienist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The alienist, placed under oath,
To give expert opinion was loath.
"Do you think the accused
Was composed or confused?"
After tugging his beard he said, "Both." <LIMERICK_END> | 5,401 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gdansk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Danzig, a past city state,
Was commercially wealthy and great.
Now Gdansk is its name,
And Walesa has fame
For preventing its Communist fate. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,095 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'milk missed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your milk missed your cup the first try
And you need the whole floor to be dry,
Absorbent's the wipe
That will clean in one swipe:
You'll no longer have reason to cry. <LIMERICK_END> | 96 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dracula wipe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Why does Dracula wipe every throat
That he'll bite with a tissue of note?
It appears he's in dread
Of those germs that can spread,
So on Kleenex this vampire must dote. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lesbian gay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a uni, in gaysocs, you'll find
Fellow students. Their outlook of mind,
If you're lesbian / gay,
Will be just the same way
As your own. For support they're designed. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,451 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chicken hearted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm not chicken-hearted. Hello!
I simply do not want to go
Take part in a war
That I truly deplore,
Ending up just another John Doe. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,470 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bananadine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is this? A banana-less peel?
Did you smoke it or sell it, you heel?
Every drug is a sin,
So we're taking you in:
Your bananadine nightmare's now real. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,073 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'humming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your respiratory system is humming,
Making whispers, fine crackling or drumming,
Then it's nothing benign:
You have Abrahams' sign.
(Read: a case of TB is forthcoming.) <LIMERICK_END> | 4,913 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'indian demon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My wife wore a costume tonight.
She's an Indian demon, a fright.
"Am I looking okay?"
It's a trap! What to say?
"You look bhut-iful darling, all right?" <LIMERICK_END> | 5,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedtime'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's your bedtime stop pleading, you brat!
No more stories, no drinks, and that's that.
Why you're loud and demanding
Defies understanding.
Now shut your damn eyes and lie flat. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,634 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antipathy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your antipathy still going strong?
You have hugged that ambition too long.
The dang milk is long spilt;
I ain't 'fessin' to guilt,
But we're sisters. This business is wrong. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,324 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vegans might'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The vegans might call me a rat,
But my dairy cow argument's pat.
They all ask, "How's she feel
As her calf goes for veal?"
When she'd not be alive, but for that. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,019 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The thin, coastal nation of Chile
Has a shape that is really a dilly:
Twenty-four times as long
As it's wide—am I wrong
If I find it a little bit silly? <LIMERICK_END> | 36,141 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'longoria feet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a famous chiropodist, sweet,
Treating Eva Longoria's feet.
She has ravishing toes,
But a man like you knows
The wrong foot to get off on. Don't cheat! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thirty mutts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the compound, among the grass huts,
Past a maiden, a brave proudly struts.
To this small rustic tribe
He is bringing a bribe:
For a wife he will trade thirty mutts. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,838 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earthnuts geologists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "We are earthnuts." "Geologists?" "No."
"Eco-terrorists? Tree sitters?" "Whoa!
You are way off the track—
We're just plants! You can snack
On the underground parts that we grow." <LI... | 64,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rottweilers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> P'raps your rottweilers mean me no harm,
But I've goose pimples all down each arm.
Every hair stands on end
From raised skin-bumps. Defend
Me, I beg; this is no false alarm. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,783 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'millage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See the truck taking old folks like pillage?
It is driving them out of our village.
We diselder today —
That's the price that they pay
For campaigning to vote down the millage. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,989 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puddingstone charms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of puddingstone's charms we take stock;
On those pebbles in matrix eyes lock.
For those hungry, a treat?
I'm not sure I would eat
Those false raisins embedded in rock. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,854 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wed scholars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An old scroll suggests Jesus was wed.
Scholars argue about what it said.
Sacred mysteries inside
Or a list from his bride:
Five fishes and two loaves of bread? <LIMERICK_END> | 45,220 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'core overheating'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The core's overheating is near
When too many fast neutrons appear.
We must lower the rods
So's to lessen the odds
Of the nuclear meltdown we fear. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,682 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vote yet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Has she cast her deciding vote yet?
No—she milks it and plays hard to get.
Hell, I no longer care
If we're here or we're there.
I've grown sick of this slow minuet. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,887 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'edward iv'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Edward IV (cleanly shaven, flat hat)
Was king twice, and a Yorkist at that.
In battle, none stronger.
He would have reigned longer,
If only he hadn't got fat. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,298 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tagged accommodation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The platform that's tagged accommodation?
A mixed blessing, in my estimation.
Offshore drilling's my work,
And this lodging's a perk
As I toil in extreme isolation. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,824 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leaving queenie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a cardsharp, "I know how you feel.
You've been robbed by an odious heel."
Then he took what was left,
Leaving Queenie bereft.
"Just another," she sighed, "dirty deal." <LIMERICK_END> | 40,395 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carly coyly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When she furnished our house, Carly coyly
Placed on each of our armchairs a doily,
So when guests rest their heads
She prevents messy spreads
Of those gels and pomades that are oily. <LIMERIC... | 38,228 |
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