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Beautiful day. Inside
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Great afternoon on swindon @homdaum & @gnashar's with @mkste. Wont see them for another 4.5 months
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big brother is kinda crap this year
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Bridge Jumping!!!
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watching he's just not that into you!
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@TittySalad whos nikki lol we know that govt name AIYE lol i didnt have a bad day i actually had a good day i should tell you
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i got a really cute necklace for a confirmation gift. i'm nervous I'll break the chain.
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I thought @twooting would be all about Twitter in Tooting. I'm disappointed.
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Now Watching - "Unconventional Oracle Installation" http://bit.ly/Wgjcy ROFL
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@buddario you could be suprised at what that little mic can pick up or you could just pretend and make your own bird noises
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@SoulshockLA yeah I`m enjoying, bye and relax
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@gypsyroadhog Crawling I dismiss with a genuine smile. You've got to admit, apart from the odd silly twit, this is a lovely lovely site
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Candles - Hey Monday
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Science Test This Weekend !! It was Good Knowin U !!!!!
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@Beezy16 BREATH PAPI... DONT PASS OUT ON ME!!! OR WE GON B BEEFIN
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almost done with the worst week of the summer semester...paper due 2nite
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@greentide @Guynnie: do u ever watch sealab 2021? <--If I'm up and remember. That's a good one!!
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My car broke and i got robbed last night
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Hand's gone bad!! Just punched me in the face
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Wow, third night in a row I'm going to bed before 10 - I'm getting old!!!
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Ack, Kevin hopes to make it home in time to help put the kids to bed for the night Going to be a long day in Laura Land
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@fearphage is all there in my previous sentence I'm feeling as rough as a goats knee, which are apparently quite rough.
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@cyborgturkey its Seth Green loved u in airborne robot chicken rules u should do an episode using clock work orange in it
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Just had a blast hanging out with my old friend Jeff Bergstrom. But Gerty has a flat Anyways, go read my story at: http://twurl.nl/p5xl2b
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@mcm180 u've got a list for fellow #hotties? You gonna have to share that one Amigo!
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going to make something to eat now. very hungry such a lovely sunny, boring sunday...
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R.I.P miss Farrah Fawcett a great woman. she will be remembered forever
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Trying to heal up some of my relationships...not working out so good
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@LesbianTrucker I guess I am safe then I am a couple of states away.
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sitting at home...need to be pricing the garage sale items...but i have no help so its boring by myself
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Last normal week of ms played super monkey ball
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@kimma64 I'll let you know she. I return.
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had a little lunch with mary. off tomorrow! study time. test tuesday!
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@JCred No. I'm eating right dammit. Apple Cinnamon rice cake it is
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These elections have my nerves in bits. Well done Martin Coughlan! Beat off batt o keefee's son and the other fianna fail candidate
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@whitespider1066 I'm so knackered I'll be going to bed early, as soon as Ariel's asleep probably
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@KylerDWA COME! because I never see you anymore
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@AlanKwanWaiMing welcome to the lala land of twittering. get the hang out of it in no time
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I am so hungry, meeting a friend for breakfast at 10:30 I hope I can hold out till then.
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@polopirate I had an unopened diaclone megatron from 1974 in there..
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Leaving florida. Im sooo sad. Met sooo many guys this on this trip. but it was awesome.
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@JonathanRKnight I like the way you´re always writing...it´s so personally, human, just Jonathan (hope so)....you give me so much smiles
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...Maybe my intensity scares off followers. Figures why I'm back down to 26. I'm sorry, everyone. I'm a bad, bad Archie.
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@NoToriousTori Too bad Still, hope you enjoy and eat until you can eat no more! <3
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@hullabaloon I never give a shit, unless I need to
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today was siiiiick as fuck! saw miss may i, was too shy to talk to my bby lol anyway got to meet impending doom
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7:15am just woke up and now doing homework. Way to early to be doing it! But i have to x
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@glitzyorbit Didn't think you were being critical
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idk how the hell ppl can txt with a flip fone... my fone dies n i dnt know how i will go on until i get my charger bak
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man, I need a vacation, I miss lan parties
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Back after two days..LOL! I've missed my laptop!
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@margaretcho This would have been epic if he had used the states jet to go there.
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I wanna go to Linnanmäki again
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my wedding dress came in!!! Can't wait to go get it
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ughh. 7 days left of schooool. finals start tomorrow
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Someone pick me up and bring me to the train station?? or just hang out with me?
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@nieshaaa @clarisseee are you guys pissed with me?...if you are i'm sorry
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@Jackamo814 good luck! It's hot out there!
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@QuezOutlaw loool i kno i am!
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@whodeani Some place where you have to be all boring? UGGGGGG
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is going home today, but had a very good night last night
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@thinkmaya yes I just want more ppl to care and also do something about it, really. Silence, apathy, distancing all get to me.
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is about to sit back and watch the latest episode of 24, i can never say it enough, i love the interwebs and not having to wait for shows
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@krishnakum i told ya ...but its uber cool , so be happy ... dont treat her as omen
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@QUEENKAK oh thank you thank you! Was hoping the video will be online
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@mindwarp2 i've been photographing weddings and dealing with a poorly baby
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@xKerplunkx Hi dude, how're you?
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thank all my tweeties who showed me birthday love today. thank you sooo much I really do apreciate it! goodnight♥. bday is over now.
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Reached the tree during maths. Mission complete =D Miss you Mrs Sherwin Love you!!! <3
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Is really tired! But im at walmart!
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This is a status update to twitter from ICE Timestamp: Mon Jun 15 10:51:02 CEST 2009
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@DJFalcs nah i aint been paid ema for like the last 4 - 5 weeks thats �150
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exam time [] i dont want to study
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@zoeneo Happy Birthday Zoe!!! sorry for wishing u this late.. sorry..
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Wants the sun to come back...
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@Bodzy85 Cage with long hair could mean a slightly better film than Cage with short.. or is it the other way round?
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@freeeky Well no spiders or snakes yet, just a couple of fly's that went squish. Hope ya got some qualifications or a lot of moola then
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I want to be out of the office by 12... not sure if that is going to happen
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@AashishBansal NZ also on fire today 170/7
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@shaundiviney followme pls. how come u never reply bak to me. tats sad. im a big fAn of short stack.
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Got food poisoning ar Chilies last night! O well, better the swine flu
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@jonantim neither one, today because I slept in
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@itsArinaCain I really love you hun, thanks for the awesome birthday party. I really had so much fun! Drunken fun
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Why do people have to lie and cheat when selling online? I feel so used.
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paperwork day - also scanning in 2 new art peices
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@beckycraig Oh yeah...well I shall be in school jammin'...to classical music...JOKESSSS...well actually I will be at some point
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wow...singing IS MY escape.... i found my escape!! i want to marry my escape
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@christina_82 i'm sorry about your morning - am sending a twitter hug x
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@lyokog Hello - it was really nice this morning but it appears to have gone overcast now
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@hartluck @Pink @RubyRose1 still trying really hard 2 get u all to follow me
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@Bryannelson Those are always the best kind of awards
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@garnettdc I've tried that but I didn't stick 2 it! Maybe I will! Thankz boo!!!!
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yeeeeyy! got a morrissey ticket for leeds- twice in a year
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Lesson learned: Tennis, table tennis and badminton all uses different strokes!! Kudos to Rafael Nadal !! I'm a Rafael-wannabe! lol
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@asg1987 I missed it.
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@petewentz But I'm glad at least some celebrity thinks Iowa is cool!! haha Go Pete!!
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http://twitpic.com/8ct9m - i miss my chamber family
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Dear God,please..please..help me to pass all course in this semester,i'm really hopeless ..
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waiting for the mtv movie awards!
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Anywayz, back to the music lol. Guilty Pleasure by Cobra Starship.
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