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@beetee Love that book! My VW I'm about to turn in is named Scout.
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saw Star Trek for the 3rd time last night.
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@adampiro they said "HR users needed the privacy". We said "get access to our stuff and you have access to HR anyway". We didn't win
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@_angeliina i know some people just need to mature if they're doing it just to bait others XP
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Totally agree with him on that one!Nighty,Night people!Don't forget to say your prayers
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Right, series of chores to be embarked upon. Let's go!
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Nothing. Mad
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@leichtleonidas Safe travels, Andy. Sorry it was a shitty week and you didn't win.
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Is sitting at the beach
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Feeling so sick that I am going to faint on my work station
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@Holttony me too!! Good luck with your classes
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@heatherxcobain http://www.smouch.net/lol there's a bouncy song for you
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My xbox got teh red lites of doom!!!!! Omg I want to die
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Today's projects were strawberry jam and simple vanilla ice cream. Tomorrow, we'll try walnut bread
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Hate warm wether at night time! Far too hot to sleep
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@TehKimber Way to slow down on the tweets. LOL! Although, who cares. They are free, right? Tweet away!
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so sad, just read the news about the Air France flight...when I read Paris in ttopics I was like "Not again, what's she done this time?!"
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got a new pair of heels, and had lunch at Chili's and dancing retarded in the car
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@texanoutofwater casserole? Or if you have a slow cooker... Something in that? Very winter worthy!
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@_RobPattinson At least we will get a sneak peek Sunday at the MTV Awards
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@emsimmons enjoying Sunday Funday? I'm back at work today
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Pretty bad night into a crappy morning....FML! If only buttface didnt say he could go into work today
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@billelder I don't believe it, Bill. What would we do without you?
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I'm so sleepy! Still not at home but we are done with our proyect and couldn't be more happy and proud love u @chochiq and @pipepips
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cali in a couple weeks..i hate life ..cant wait to get away
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@MatchesMalone oh man... don't be a tease.... google's not giving me any hints
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Heading out for home. No one in Nashua wants to chill
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is about to go to school
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Too busy to tweet today! Our last client drove his new 335i Coupe away just after 10pm, so sweet dreams and we'll tweet you tomorrow.
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Feeling sad right now......
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Yeah i ended up ordering the dvd AND watching shitty television at the same time, life is goodfull
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@chicachellers Okay, but remember, I don't mind you venting at me, please feel free to do so whenever you need to. I am happy to listen!
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trying to get over jet-lag.... its rough
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http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe
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Allergies are wiping me today.
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@jaleesaa ugh i think i'm those too..
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Its 5:42AM & I'm just now going to bed. When I get in the ISP (Inspirational) Zone, NOTHING can turn my focus. Still...not much got done
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@JudeHunt the problem is I'm always lovely and I just get bullied about my pancreas
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@Vamp_Pattinson well I'm sure you noticed I like playing.
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JONAS BROTHERS 3D MOVIE watched it today with charli sarah and hannah haha
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@antipov well by that logic weekends are 'socialist' #p2
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Upset n tired, not a good mixture.
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OI the humidity!
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@babymakinmachin doc thought i had miscarried @ first, &its possible that there were two to start w/ but E is all good.
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@eblerim yes, VM is down for more than 10 days now But you should be able to e-mail me at my work address
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@O2 why don't you offer the web & wifi bolt on with a simplicity account. I've just got data on mine
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Just been 2 the village car boot sale in the sunshine. Everything 2nd hand & fraction of the price. So much fun! - recycling @ its best
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bugger. YouTube has a 10min limit on all videos now. Now i have to split these suckers up
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Thea Vidal is hosting the Watching AVN Awards.. she is killing me.. me no like-ah
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Trying to recover from the worst experience of food poisoning ever!!
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@peacePEACEout thanks
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@CiaoBella50 My cat, Dylan. He's a big dork, loves to cuddle when it's cold-best cat on the planet, in my opinion!
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coffe coolatta and a nap!!!
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Is having yet another disasterous day work wise, but is really looking forward to the apprentice final tonight!!
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<3broken, just on myspace. @thereallfo isnt coming to vegas or anywhere close. im gonna cry me a river now. no fair!
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Watching Ellen! Then off to work it is
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@candydoodles yummmm also their pizza
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really wants her �20 cred to go on her phone so she can have unlimited texts and internet for april and may
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@M_Txbliss yup fo sho. Going into work at 12:30 Then laker game!
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dinner, movie and hanging with @kimmyg123, ben, kim & kristy at bens new place
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I just crashed my bike - messed up my hands, knee, foot. Also, camera.
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It's hard to plan a menu when you can't eat
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My stomach hurts Off to beddie byes I go... I can has normal week this week plskthxbai.
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I Hate This Part Right Hier
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EPIC NIGHT. no joke! hahahahaha good times.
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@Holly_Baugh I cant find my download
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Bye bye twitterverse cu next monday or in the unlikely case that there is wlan at #frauenkloster on #chiemsee # offline #roaminggebuehren
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@ernmander You're welcome. It does look really pretty! I bet it's scary at night though?
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I think I got a sunburn today
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@paigeseven I wasn't sure you did. It seems like you're _always_ working!
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@TomScotney Oh GOD. That sounds well bad!
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@jamesleeves james! twitter! yeah. I'M BORED?
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got up at 7am for NADA ! ugh. wonder wat my hu$by doing?? hmm i should call him
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#mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany
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Just got outta bed and I'm starvin!!! Food, then bar golf ( a bloody maria sounds good rt about now
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And the Blackberry goes off London & Paris here I come!
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it's over!!!!!!!! now the long train home
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im sleepy... looking forward to starting my new job tomorrow hehe
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If I have a 6am flight.... Do I have to leave the party right now?
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going home from long beach right now, getting my stuff together then back to christens getting on a train to san diego for @mitchelmusso!
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My boss sounds like he's dying I woke up not feeling so well, I'm just praying I didn't catch what he has!
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utah tomorrow i want it to be june 26th or june 16th.
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i need a job..this being broke stuff aint fun
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OHMAIGAWSH! IM IN SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND IM HAPPY!!! but sadly its hot as hell here and the keyboard is different...
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I think I just died a little.
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@veeekay07 yea it does but the stupid thing doesnt work in korean... and its also pretty cheap considering its an ipod...
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not moving....Callie is out of the hospital and doing better
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@felix Good writeup; re: Palm+iTunes, if I remember correctly (all the reviews blur together), you can't buy songs directly from the Pre.
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is happy and feel super loved. http://plurk.com/p/11bybe
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http://twitpic.com/69njl Back in the office on Monday
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@EmilyOsment that sound just like my friend logan and i. its great to have someone like that
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I miss the tingles
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waiting for my auger money so I can pay for vacation
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I hope to someday have a son. there r sooooo many cute little boys in here with their sandals and tractor shirts and gi-joes.
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In solemn respect of the 20th Anniversary of the Tiananmen massacre, China blocks Twitter, Flickr, YouTube http://bit.ly/1xhbS (pathetic)
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@stefiex: ahh i can't see it from my phone. lol
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Night. I'm going to bed pretty late because I'm waking up in about 5 hours. I'll put the Question Of The Day and Did You Know later today
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@nicolllexo psshhhh yeaahh wee areee ohh andd i coullddnnt goo overrr causee i hadd too goo too bettencourrttsss sorry
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@Shireen86 i talked to Tom about this some time ago. That version was rare, it had 5 cut songs (that's why it was delayed).
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