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@user @user do you wanna cry? That's how you cry. Omg | 0 |
I picked a great night to not want to sleep. | 1 |
But hey, 1 study guide for chemistry down 5 to go | 0 |
@user nah dude my buddy puked all over steak and shake | 0 |
@user ooooo touching myself to ODB he is the greatest Giants player to ever play the game... Screw that the best player ever!! | 1 |
Might go back to bed it's easier then making the effort @user #wrong 😂😭 | 0 |
AHHH WINNER AND EPIK HIGH. #2014MAMA | 0 |
Babysitting night! Hoping my car doesn't get towed bc idk where to park 😰 | 0 |
I have to leave for school at 9am and I'm still in bed #fucktherain #wherearemyhunters #imgonnalooksocutetoday | 1 |
3 hours of sleep is sufficient to tackle this day. #timezoneproblems | 1 |
day 3 : sun|but it's not sunny today ☁|#DecemberPhotoChallenge #france #sun #or #today #day3... | 0 |
So this week is just getting better and better 😭 | 1 |
Grandma's coming over, yay money. #lol #kidding | 1 |
S/O to the Bengals for sucking it up yesterday. Totally made it worth me staying up 24 hours yesterday and coming to work this am. | 1 |
#Hunger #has #vanished #from #our #affluent, even #overweight, #society – | 0 |
Gripping new ebook not for the fainthearted or politically correct. Please visit site | 0 |
soon, stop, wtf, and omg are deff my fav things to hear 😂 | 1 |
25 Historical Images That Normalize #Breastfeeding via @user We're so more tolerant now... | 1 |
crushes are great until you realize they'll never be interested in you.| :p | 1 |
I'm so glad I work a double on New Year's Eve and then most of New Year's Day... #pissed | 1 |
I love finals week! #justkidding #stressed | 1 |
Funny Annoying You Men's Tee Great for family reunions! #funny #tees | 1 |
@user Because your "sarcastic"? | 1 |
@user I'm not a Lohan anymore 😁 detox now for 4 weeks new me! 1 week tomorrow 😘 | 0 |
Chasing my dog though the house fun | 0 |
Huge for @user RT @user Congrats to today's #12DaysOfChristmasSweatersContest winner @user | 0 |
They don't even listen to ur order talk about great customer service 👎 | 1 |
Ah @user soul show making my Sunday morning at work more bearable #cold yet #happy | 0 |
There's no such thing as "too much ammo" | 0 |
It's the most wonderful time of the fiscal year :(| | 1 |
@user Is it snowing in Canada? Just on the hills here at the minute but hoping for a white Christmas | 0 |
How Badly Do You Need That Burrito? (That's sounds naughty) #burrito | 0 |
Well today has just started off great. | 1 |
I love being on hold. Especially when the music is so great. | 1 |
Hit Them Angles And Duck Face To Hide Those Wrinkles ; ) #ThatsABossBitchRightThere . . . !! | 1 |
At least my tan looks good 😳😂 need to learn to appreciate my pale skin 🙈 | 1 |
@user @user I won't be pledging anytime soon...why are these GROWN women competing..AKA vs DELTA...crabs in a barrel..SAD | 0 |
Getting sick just in time for finals is so great | 1 |
thanks for clearing everything up Koenig #serialbrady | 1 |
Just received an email that I am the heir to the Nigerian Petroleum Corporation. I should immediately send them all my bank info. | 1 |
What am i doing with my life | 0 |
Same as what Whoopi said about rape of 13 yo by Roman Polanski. Not "rape rape" b/c she was drugged. via @user | 0 |
@user have you heard back yet?! | 0 |
oh lord! RT @user RT @user Before becoming an actor, Tom Cruise wanted to be a Catholic priest. | 1 |
Cc: @user My last tweet. Wayne's World is a great movie. | 1 |
Lady in red ❤️✨💋👸💃|#ootd #im #the #mom #the #godmother #lol #athenakairalyn #baptism #love... | 0 |
to have a highway clean up section of highway. people expressed their freedom of speech @user @user @user | 0 |
@user its my workhorse, practically glued to my hand | 0 |
@user @user I bet those fairways and greens rival the work of @user | 1 |
#Comptroller: #CitiBike #Stations, #Bikes #Being #Properly #Maintained: As CitiBike gears up to expand, the... | 0 |
is when someone has been quite vocal against liberals but at the same time supports @user :) | 1 |
and he takes calls when his phone thing works @user @user @user @user @user @user | 0 |
It's so much fun to drive a front wheel drive car in the snow | 1 |
Another new politician in the state with a social science degree and a liberal arts diploma... Just what we need #greensfail | 1 |
Getting my midterm back was such a great start to my day #badday | 1 |
Same #Soundcloud dl: Follow> @user #ATL #ConsciousMusic | 0 |
Looking forward to mine and the boyfriends 2nd Christmas together!!😘🙌💕 | 0 |
@user no u dnt hav to..bt sme ppl do....evn whn they do shit.. :-P | 0 |
@user @user @user first line is correct!! Can't say about the latter one!! 😁 | 0 |
buzzing for school on monday.. | 1 |
Fleury with 5 shut outs so far on the season. He's still not good though | 1 |
Wrapping up CROTCHED MOUNTAIN commercial tonight, and packing everything up to head up to Loon Mountain Resort... | 0 |
tough day in sun #kitsch#funny @ Costa Teguise Lanzarote | 0 |
michael have a sexy face when he cough | 1 |
@user @user Well it's not any worse or better than 'Stark Raving' | 0 |
@user thanks for leaving the dish for us #badbusiness | 1 |
Just snap chatting my sister a few times.. #shelovesitwhenIsendthatmany | 1 |
@user Home page at 8:30am shows Dow -51.44 but it's +102.75. Can you make your home page stats more real-time pls? | 0 |
Photo: Abstract Tribal Bubble Jumpsuit Size: s-xl Cost:$39.99 | 0 |
Rain and sleet hun? Yeah I totally want to get dress and go to work. Sounds like fun #iwannagobacktobed | 1 |
My professors moustache is so uneven, Mohstash would be ashamed right now | 0 |
Best Christmas gift @user new album. | 0 |
my life won't be complete until I meet @user 💕 | 0 |
If this year wld be filled w all these rainy days it wont be so cool a cool way to start e year | 0 |
Well that's my Becky in London with her nan, an the big girl dan too start her new job tomorrow #feelingabandoned haha | 1 |
@user #me and #change were not friends I still need #time | 0 |
Small amount of lads with birds nests' for hair cuts #ha #3allover | 1 |
Rolls-Royce, as envisioned by the wonderful people at Mansory #rollsroyce #purple #customcar | 1 |
@user well what can I say 👤 | 0 |
Nosebleeds in the morning are my favorite | 1 |
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ONLINE JOB Click and Get Started Now! | 0 |
@user Funny thing is now she's a security guard at Fed Ex in LA where I pick up all the time. | 1 |
Pretty sure there's a satanic baby in the apartment next door. Stays howling. Not crying. Howling. All day, all night. Ugh. #killmenow | 0 |
Losing the keys to your car before your have to drive yourself to the airport to catch a flight is awesome. | 1 |
Casual stroll with lauralobaugh Rochester #FunInTheSun @ Key West Islands - Florida (U.S.A.) | 1 |
I love how @user can stay up and tweet but can't stay up and hang out with me! #truebro | 1 |
Got up early to get the earlier bus , & I miss it!! Now I have to wait...Well this day is starting off wonderful.. | 1 |
That moment when you have to go to the bathroom but the cleaning lady is in there....#StillHoldingIt | 0 |
@user # SHOCKING | 1 |
The downside to working in fisheries and conservation is that you can rarely afford the cool things that promote your job | 1 |
Love people that don't act like adults. | 1 |
I adapted the Snoopy comic for academic paper submission :P Reviewer 2 is the stuff of nightmares! | 0 |
@user @user What does PTI do apart from whining? #Youthiacrasy | 1 |
Still wondering why the pop-up "save password" still pops up even when you do not tick "keep logged in". -Sarcastic | 0 |
And with this revelation, the African-American community's faith in law enforcement skyrockets! | 1 |
@user At 2:30am? Who's gonna favourite it? An owl? | 0 |
@user I have a boyfriend! () *hair flip and walks away* | 1 |
Throwing up on Christmas morning is my ideal way of spending it. | 1 |
Who's eating everything on the table for Noche buena? 🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋 | 0 |
@user @user Shit! I better shut my stupid girly mouth because im so concerned about what men might think of me. | 1 |
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