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@user @user do you wanna cry? That's how you cry. Omg
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I picked a great night to not want to sleep.
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But hey, 1 study guide for chemistry down 5 to go
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@user nah dude my buddy puked all over steak and shake
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@user ooooo touching myself to ODB he is the greatest Giants player to ever play the game... Screw that the best player ever!!
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Might go back to bed it's easier then making the effort @user #wrong 😂😭
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AHHH WINNER AND EPIK HIGH. #2014MAMA
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Babysitting night! Hoping my car doesn't get towed bc idk where to park 😰
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I have to leave for school at 9am and I'm still in bed #fucktherain #wherearemyhunters #imgonnalooksocutetoday
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3 hours of sleep is sufficient to tackle this day. #timezoneproblems
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day 3 : sun|but it's not sunny today ☁|#DecemberPhotoChallenge #france #sun #or #today #day3...
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So this week is just getting better and better 😭
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Grandma's coming over, yay money. #lol #kidding
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S/O to the Bengals for sucking it up yesterday. Totally made it worth me staying up 24 hours yesterday and coming to work this am.
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#Hunger #has #vanished #from #our #affluent, even #overweight, #society –
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Gripping new ebook not for the fainthearted or politically correct. Please visit site
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soon, stop, wtf, and omg are deff my fav things to hear 😂
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25 Historical Images That Normalize #Breastfeeding via @user We're so more tolerant now...
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crushes are great until you realize they'll never be interested in you.| :p
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I'm so glad I work a double on New Year's Eve and then most of New Year's Day... #pissed
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I love finals week! #justkidding #stressed
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Funny Annoying You Men's Tee Great for family reunions! #funny #tees
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@user Because your "sarcastic"?
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@user I'm not a Lohan anymore 😁 detox now for 4 weeks new me! 1 week tomorrow 😘
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Chasing my dog though the house fun
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Huge for @user RT @user Congrats to today's #12DaysOfChristmasSweatersContest winner @user
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They don't even listen to ur order talk about great customer service 👎
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Ah @user soul show making my Sunday morning at work more bearable #cold yet #happy
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There's no such thing as "too much ammo"
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It's the most wonderful time of the fiscal year :(|
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@user Is it snowing in Canada? Just on the hills here at the minute but hoping for a white Christmas
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How Badly Do You Need That Burrito? (That's sounds naughty) #burrito
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Well today has just started off great.
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I love being on hold. Especially when the music is so great.
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Hit Them Angles And Duck Face To Hide Those Wrinkles ; ) #ThatsABossBitchRightThere . . . !!
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At least my tan looks good 😳😂 need to learn to appreciate my pale skin 🙈
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@user @user I won't be pledging anytime soon...why are these GROWN women competing..AKA vs DELTA...crabs in a barrel..SAD
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Getting sick just in time for finals is so great
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thanks for clearing everything up Koenig #serialbrady
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Just received an email that I am the heir to the Nigerian Petroleum Corporation. I should immediately send them all my bank info.
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What am i doing with my life
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Same as what Whoopi said about rape of 13 yo by Roman Polanski. Not "rape rape" b/c she was drugged. via @user
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@user have you heard back yet?!
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oh lord! RT @user RT @user Before becoming an actor, Tom Cruise wanted to be a Catholic priest.
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Cc: @user My last tweet. Wayne's World is a great movie.
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Lady in red ❤️✨💋👸💃|#ootd #im #the #mom #the #godmother #lol #athenakairalyn #baptism #love...
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to have a highway clean up section of highway. people expressed their freedom of speech @user @user @user
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@user its my workhorse, practically glued to my hand
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@user @user I bet those fairways and greens rival the work of @user
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#Comptroller: #CitiBike #Stations, #Bikes #Being #Properly #Maintained: As CitiBike gears up to expand, the...
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is when someone has been quite vocal against liberals but at the same time supports @user :)
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and he takes calls when his phone thing works @user @user @user @user @user @user
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It's so much fun to drive a front wheel drive car in the snow
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Another new politician in the state with a social science degree and a liberal arts diploma... Just what we need #greensfail
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Getting my midterm back was such a great start to my day #badday
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Same #Soundcloud dl: Follow> @user #ATL #ConsciousMusic
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Looking forward to mine and the boyfriends 2nd Christmas together!!😘🙌💕
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@user no u dnt hav to..bt sme ppl do....evn whn they do shit.. :-P
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@user @user @user first line is correct!! Can't say about the latter one!! 😁
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buzzing for school on monday..
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Fleury with 5 shut outs so far on the season. He's still not good though
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Wrapping up CROTCHED MOUNTAIN commercial tonight, and packing everything up to head up to Loon Mountain Resort...
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tough day in sun #kitsch#funny @ Costa Teguise Lanzarote
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michael have a sexy face when he cough
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@user @user Well it's not any worse or better than 'Stark Raving'
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@user thanks for leaving the dish for us #badbusiness
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Just snap chatting my sister a few times.. #shelovesitwhenIsendthatmany
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@user Home page at 8:30am shows Dow -51.44 but it's +102.75. Can you make your home page stats more real-time pls?
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Photo: Abstract Tribal Bubble Jumpsuit Size: s-xl Cost:$39.99
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Rain and sleet hun? Yeah I totally want to get dress and go to work. Sounds like fun #iwannagobacktobed
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My professors moustache is so uneven, Mohstash would be ashamed right now
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Best Christmas gift @user new album.
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my life won't be complete until I meet @user 💕
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If this year wld be filled w all these rainy days it wont be so cool a cool way to start e year
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Well that's my Becky in London with her nan, an the big girl dan too start her new job tomorrow #feelingabandoned haha
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@user #me and #change were not friends I still need #time
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Small amount of lads with birds nests' for hair cuts #ha #3allover
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Rolls-Royce, as envisioned by the wonderful people at Mansory #rollsroyce #purple #customcar
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@user well what can I say 👤
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Nosebleeds in the morning are my favorite
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THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ONLINE JOB Click and Get Started Now!
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@user Funny thing is now she's a security guard at Fed Ex in LA where I pick up all the time.
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Pretty sure there's a satanic baby in the apartment next door. Stays howling. Not crying. Howling. All day, all night. Ugh. #killmenow
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Losing the keys to your car before your have to drive yourself to the airport to catch a flight is awesome.
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Casual stroll with lauralobaugh Rochester #FunInTheSun @ Key West Islands - Florida (U.S.A.)
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I love how @user can stay up and tweet but can't stay up and hang out with me! #truebro
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Got up early to get the earlier bus , & I miss it!! Now I have to wait...Well this day is starting off wonderful..
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That moment when you have to go to the bathroom but the cleaning lady is in there....#StillHoldingIt
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@user # SHOCKING
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The downside to working in fisheries and conservation is that you can rarely afford the cool things that promote your job
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Love people that don't act like adults.
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I adapted the Snoopy comic for academic paper submission :P Reviewer 2 is the stuff of nightmares!
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@user @user What does PTI do apart from whining? #Youthiacrasy
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Still wondering why the pop-up "save password" still pops up even when you do not tick "keep logged in". -Sarcastic
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And with this revelation, the African-American community's faith in law enforcement skyrockets!
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@user At 2:30am? Who's gonna favourite it? An owl?
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@user I have a boyfriend! () *hair flip and walks away*
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Throwing up on Christmas morning is my ideal way of spending it.
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Who's eating everything on the table for Noche buena? 🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋
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@user @user Shit! I better shut my stupid girly mouth because im so concerned about what men might think of me.
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