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Nothing like waking up to the sweet sounds of your cat trying to chew the shoelaces off your husband's new boots
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Well, weekend is over!|Now it's #TwitterTime again :D|Have a nice monday!|
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The Penguins cancelled their morning skate today...due to icy conditions. #butseriouslytheroadsarebad
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Well, my nmu computer just took a poop on me :/ hopefully it will start back up later.. #whatDoIExpect #NMUComputersAreTheBest 😑😒
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@user did you think that only making 100 was going to be enough?
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This is the weather i just love walking to work in #worst #weatherbomb
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[Alaska #HipHop] Flowtronics: What's This World Coming To (Rizzle P, Boone Pratt, Token R...: via> @user
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@user #eskom yup, service delivery is impeccable . diesel supply or cash flow problems? Ineptitude
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#bitch #bitchy #badass #lol #laughing #jokes #funtime #funny #fun #ecards...
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#Australia -- Eight #children #killed in Australia in #reported #mass #stabbing. via @user
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Just seen the result| What the actual.... #saintsfc
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Lagopodous - Like a rabbit's foot!!|Not so easy to drop into conversation but you never know.
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@user ___ I love that Song <3
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Why is paper so sharp? Someone should put a ban on paper! #liberalmentality
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#Cuba #sees #long #struggle #ahead #before #U.S. #lifts #embargo. via @user
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@user Oh that sounds like a great plan. @user @user
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This is a song??? Awful!!
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@user HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN AS CHRISTIANS! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BORING AND HAVE ZERO FUN! HORRIBLE CHRISTIANS! LOL #MISFIT
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Get Updated with Basant Rai is out! Stories via @user @user @user
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Lovely first day of 2015; friends, family swim, sort & cleanse, curry, less time on social media, more time on others #startasyoumeantogoon
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@user Ask a liberal and he will tell you Obama got us out of Iraq and won the Afghan war...and no one ever died under his watch.
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is the name of the game.
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Can't believe @user is even considering renaming the Academic Building after Perry...b/c he did so much great stuff for public educ?
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@user You are no fun at all!
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I still love the newsroom regardless of what everyone else thinks
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I don't even have progress on my thesis tas preparations for our event this thursday 😩
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First photos of the Infiniti Vision GT concept emerge
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I hate when random people get in the hot tub with me #favthings
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Pre work shenanigans lmbo alissamarie_b #letswork #kiddingnotkidding #funtimes #sheseriouslyrocks
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Every story has an end.. but in life every Ending ia just a new Begining. #quoteoftheday #lifequotes
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How the fuck do u come out of a commercial injury break w a delay of game? #Redskins
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Girls who can rock this thang~ #PrincipalSwag
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Follow friday is everyday. Help new ones so they feel good being on twitter.
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@user really showing me the fastest LTE around #speedtest
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@user yes, we officially try that. #Gamergate
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@user don't you see the for call teammates soft when you haven't been to practice in 2 weeks? #overpaid.
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Can't wait for the #facup 3rd draw
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Fun fact: I have a color guard rifle named Stitch after I got stitches from it plus Stitch is my fav!
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Photoset: leupagus: itsxandy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: sevenpoints: getting paid enough to put up...
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at peak!! ;)
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Stuck in traffic!!! ☔️⚡️ #mondays #athensbyrain #traffic #ontheroad #ontime? #sisters #COOLURSTYLE...
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#GlobalWarming would be nice right now if it were only true!||Call #AlGore 2 burn money 4 #Christmas. ||#FOLLOW
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@user becauseeee I miss youu coffee later?
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really, what else can a fish be besides a fish? @user @user @user @user
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Woke up to find out my vehicle insurance went up $22 a month!! Merry Christmas to me... 😒
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@user nice to know that you give me so much importance. :) :] @user n
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Not everyone will understand you. That's life.|#goodnight|#gatecrasher
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Close to white folks, I am forced to witness firsthand their willful ignorance about the impact of race and racism.-Bell Hooks #Ferguson
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Can't believe it's been nearly 11months since my mum passed away 😬 miss her so much more and more everyday 💜💕
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#Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting #apologises #for #saying she's #a #feminist: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, pictured with her...
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Oi na how am I functioning right now #sleepdeprived
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I asked God to protect me from my enemies .. shortly after I started losing friends 😳💯 or #naah
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@user Lol I reckon. Was all in jest. I hope.
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I'll tell you what, those CEACCP books make a cracking bonfire, don't they? #frca #freedom
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#notcies #eu Juncker receives birthday surprise: One million signatures opposing TTIP and CETA
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@user My entire body sends sympathies too - I was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis 11 yrs ago - yay flare-ups!!
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@user Alone Tonight cause its a personal song which helps me to imagine myself beyond another world. |#GoSupersonicQuikr|@aboveandbeyond
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4. "Yes" was the reply. These are public dollars being used. What's with this lack of transparency around Union Pearson Express? #TOpoli
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A decent Christmas party for a change, and an added bonus of not missing the last train for a change!
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My family might find a giant lump of Ice sitting where I'm sitting right now. Transformation is nigher, my fellows.
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Canny wait to get my new phone, sneaks and clothes on thursday #payday #would #be #rude #too
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Good job @user Same-sex marriage harms free speech, new Ontario judge wrote in 2012
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Twitter is dead. #ThanksFinals
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#hannity says "Obama has been indoctrinated into a rigid ideology."
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Christmas music on the stair master #SundayFunday
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@user that's where you are wrong, I can just watch his films and not follow him on Twitter.
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Choose your words carefully hurting someone feelings is not the right way to go.
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Looking for @user practitioners... Anyone out there, or recommendations?
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@user I'm getting to notifications though. I know we up but only by 10. We playing bad?
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#TeensAnalyzed Not expirienced, but cock hungry
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@user Be more narrow with that knife, you might just find the target to answer that. -Sarcastic.
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Drudgery personified #commuterprobs #northernline #tfl
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@user @user @user @user @user nice to see the ambulance service is so important to OUR mps
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@user illridewithyou
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dressing gown on, turkey and buffalo sauce sandwich in hand and big fat quiz of the year #moving #ever #again
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#Sopping #wet|#Squishing #mud #between #toes...||Well, why ...|#Swimming in a #mud #puddle
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@user Thanks. I'll have to check out another store in Calgary.
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Next day makeup just looks so hawt 💋
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@user Email me when you need a friend...always here to chat, I've been there many many times so right with you xx
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My grandma tells me she made raviolis to eat.. You know I yelled back "fuck you I don't want no ravioli nigga!!!"
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@user I never study lolz. I've been working on a presentation thats due tomorrow and I just now started😅
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Why can't heroes be happy in DC Comics? I mean even their great flagship romance ( ) is a Fauxmance and will bring about destruction
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Someone I work w doesn't let his kids believe in Santa because he's mythical & at odds w Church dogma. I REALLY want 2 explain 2 him
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My teacher just gave me an "I feel sorry for you look" I must look really adorable...
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I guess I'm not sleeping tonight, I didn't want to leave anyways
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Day 2. Going to the DR for #2 cause I'm 99.9999999% sure she has strep #awesome
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@user yeah not to bad been asleep most of it my backs been playing up so been on strong painkillers that knock me out 🙈
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so @user still waiting, my son is very happy enjoing his christmas gift ... i cant understand how u didn't prevent this ...
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When someone tries to play you and you already know their game<<< #stepoff
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@user OSU opponents record much better than Baylor. Outright conf champs. Wins against 7 tms with winning records (Baylor 3)
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pt3..for his family to follow, and they can talk at home. All this talk about new owners and destabilising pf the club could #mot #lufc
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A year ago this would be just a writing on a t-shirt anymore all thanks to @user @user #MerryXmas
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OK, OK, GEEZ! I KNOW ALREADY! @user @user @user #totally #repetetive
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@user bring it on. Will look forward to the Easter one more :-))) funnily enough i crave salad and fruit round xmas now!!
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I can't breathe! was chosen as the most notable quote of the year in an annual list released by a Yale University librarian
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#Daesh,#Taliban all need to become part of 'The religion of "PIECES"|My heart goes out to all the of the victims of #PeshawarAttack
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@user @user @user ||#TSU website now worth $1.5 Million!||people get paid for posting!||http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6
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just our problem - The Express Tribune
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@user your application is already filled up waiting for you to turn 21
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Can hear the trainees watching a training DVD while I'm on my break. Sounds fun :p
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