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Nothing like waking up to the sweet sounds of your cat trying to chew the shoelaces off your husband's new boots | 1 |
Well, weekend is over!|Now it's #TwitterTime again :D|Have a nice monday!| | 1 |
The Penguins cancelled their morning skate today...due to icy conditions. #butseriouslytheroadsarebad | 1 |
Well, my nmu computer just took a poop on me :/ hopefully it will start back up later.. #whatDoIExpect #NMUComputersAreTheBest 😑😒 | 1 |
@user did you think that only making 100 was going to be enough? | 1 |
This is the weather i just love walking to work in #worst #weatherbomb | 1 |
[Alaska #HipHop] Flowtronics: What's This World Coming To (Rizzle P, Boone Pratt, Token R...: via> @user | 0 |
@user #eskom yup, service delivery is impeccable . diesel supply or cash flow problems? Ineptitude | 1 |
#bitch #bitchy #badass #lol #laughing #jokes #funtime #funny #fun #ecards... | 1 |
#Australia -- Eight #children #killed in Australia in #reported #mass #stabbing. via @user | 0 |
Just seen the result| What the actual.... #saintsfc | 0 |
Lagopodous - Like a rabbit's foot!!|Not so easy to drop into conversation but you never know. | 0 |
@user ___ I love that Song <3 | 0 |
Why is paper so sharp? Someone should put a ban on paper! #liberalmentality | 1 |
#Cuba #sees #long #struggle #ahead #before #U.S. #lifts #embargo. via @user | 0 |
@user Oh that sounds like a great plan. @user @user | 1 |
This is a song??? Awful!! | 0 |
@user HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN AS CHRISTIANS! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BORING AND HAVE ZERO FUN! HORRIBLE CHRISTIANS! LOL #MISFIT | 1 |
Get Updated with Basant Rai is out! Stories via @user @user @user | 0 |
Lovely first day of 2015; friends, family swim, sort & cleanse, curry, less time on social media, more time on others #startasyoumeantogoon | 0 |
@user Ask a liberal and he will tell you Obama got us out of Iraq and won the Afghan war...and no one ever died under his watch. | 0 |
is the name of the game. | 0 |
Can't believe @user is even considering renaming the Academic Building after Perry...b/c he did so much great stuff for public educ? | 1 |
@user You are no fun at all! | 0 |
I still love the newsroom regardless of what everyone else thinks | 0 |
I don't even have progress on my thesis tas preparations for our event this thursday 😩 | 0 |
First photos of the Infiniti Vision GT concept emerge | 0 |
I hate when random people get in the hot tub with me #favthings | 1 |
Pre work shenanigans lmbo alissamarie_b #letswork #kiddingnotkidding #funtimes #sheseriouslyrocks | 1 |
Every story has an end.. but in life every Ending ia just a new Begining. #quoteoftheday #lifequotes | 0 |
How the fuck do u come out of a commercial injury break w a delay of game? #Redskins | 0 |
Girls who can rock this thang~ #PrincipalSwag | 1 |
Follow friday is everyday. Help new ones so they feel good being on twitter. | 0 |
@user really showing me the fastest LTE around #speedtest | 1 |
@user yes, we officially try that. #Gamergate | 1 |
@user don't you see the for call teammates soft when you haven't been to practice in 2 weeks? #overpaid. | 1 |
Can't wait for the #facup 3rd draw | 1 |
Fun fact: I have a color guard rifle named Stitch after I got stitches from it plus Stitch is my fav! | 0 |
Photoset: leupagus: itsxandy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: sevenpoints: getting paid enough to put up... | 0 |
at peak!! ;) | 0 |
Stuck in traffic!!! ☔️⚡️ #mondays #athensbyrain #traffic #ontheroad #ontime? #sisters #COOLURSTYLE... | 0 |
#GlobalWarming would be nice right now if it were only true!||Call #AlGore 2 burn money 4 #Christmas. ||#FOLLOW | 0 |
@user becauseeee I miss youu coffee later? | 1 |
really, what else can a fish be besides a fish? @user @user @user @user | 0 |
Woke up to find out my vehicle insurance went up $22 a month!! Merry Christmas to me... 😒 | 1 |
@user nice to know that you give me so much importance. :) :] @user n | 1 |
Not everyone will understand you. That's life.|#goodnight|#gatecrasher | 0 |
Close to white folks, I am forced to witness firsthand their willful ignorance about the impact of race and racism.-Bell Hooks #Ferguson | 0 |
Can't believe it's been nearly 11months since my mum passed away 😬 miss her so much more and more everyday 💜💕 | 0 |
#Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting #apologises #for #saying she's #a #feminist: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, pictured with her... | 0 |
Oi na how am I functioning right now #sleepdeprived | 0 |
I asked God to protect me from my enemies .. shortly after I started losing friends 😳💯 or #naah | 1 |
@user Lol I reckon. Was all in jest. I hope. | 0 |
I'll tell you what, those CEACCP books make a cracking bonfire, don't they? #frca #freedom | 0 |
#notcies #eu Juncker receives birthday surprise: One million signatures opposing TTIP and CETA | 0 |
@user My entire body sends sympathies too - I was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis 11 yrs ago - yay flare-ups!! | 1 |
@user Alone Tonight cause its a personal song which helps me to imagine myself beyond another world. |#GoSupersonicQuikr|@aboveandbeyond | 0 |
4. "Yes" was the reply. These are public dollars being used. What's with this lack of transparency around Union Pearson Express? #TOpoli | 0 |
A decent Christmas party for a change, and an added bonus of not missing the last train for a change! | 0 |
My family might find a giant lump of Ice sitting where I'm sitting right now. Transformation is nigher, my fellows. | 0 |
Canny wait to get my new phone, sneaks and clothes on thursday #payday #would #be #rude #too | 0 |
Good job @user Same-sex marriage harms free speech, new Ontario judge wrote in 2012 | 1 |
Twitter is dead. #ThanksFinals | 1 |
#hannity says "Obama has been indoctrinated into a rigid ideology." | 1 |
Christmas music on the stair master #SundayFunday | 1 |
@user that's where you are wrong, I can just watch his films and not follow him on Twitter. | 0 |
Choose your words carefully hurting someone feelings is not the right way to go. | 0 |
Looking for @user practitioners... Anyone out there, or recommendations? | 0 |
@user I'm getting to notifications though. I know we up but only by 10. We playing bad? | 0 |
#TeensAnalyzed Not expirienced, but cock hungry | 0 |
@user Be more narrow with that knife, you might just find the target to answer that. -Sarcastic. | 0 |
Drudgery personified #commuterprobs #northernline #tfl | 0 |
@user @user @user @user @user nice to see the ambulance service is so important to OUR mps | 1 |
@user illridewithyou | 1 |
dressing gown on, turkey and buffalo sauce sandwich in hand and big fat quiz of the year #moving #ever #again | 0 |
#Sopping #wet|#Squishing #mud #between #toes...||Well, why ...|#Swimming in a #mud #puddle | 0 |
@user Thanks. I'll have to check out another store in Calgary. | 0 |
Next day makeup just looks so hawt 💋 | 1 |
@user Email me when you need a friend...always here to chat, I've been there many many times so right with you xx | 0 |
My grandma tells me she made raviolis to eat.. You know I yelled back "fuck you I don't want no ravioli nigga!!!" | 0 |
@user I never study lolz. I've been working on a presentation thats due tomorrow and I just now started😅 | 0 |
Why can't heroes be happy in DC Comics? I mean even their great flagship romance ( ) is a Fauxmance and will bring about destruction | 1 |
Someone I work w doesn't let his kids believe in Santa because he's mythical & at odds w Church dogma. I REALLY want 2 explain 2 him | 1 |
My teacher just gave me an "I feel sorry for you look" I must look really adorable... | 1 |
I guess I'm not sleeping tonight, I didn't want to leave anyways | 1 |
Day 2. Going to the DR for #2 cause I'm 99.9999999% sure she has strep #awesome | 1 |
@user yeah not to bad been asleep most of it my backs been playing up so been on strong painkillers that knock me out 🙈 | 0 |
so @user still waiting, my son is very happy enjoing his christmas gift ... i cant understand how u didn't prevent this ... | 1 |
When someone tries to play you and you already know their game<<< #stepoff | 0 |
@user OSU opponents record much better than Baylor. Outright conf champs. Wins against 7 tms with winning records (Baylor 3) | 0 |
pt3..for his family to follow, and they can talk at home. All this talk about new owners and destabilising pf the club could #mot #lufc | 0 |
A year ago this would be just a writing on a t-shirt anymore all thanks to @user @user #MerryXmas | 0 |
OK, OK, GEEZ! I KNOW ALREADY! @user @user @user #totally #repetetive | 0 |
@user bring it on. Will look forward to the Easter one more :-))) funnily enough i crave salad and fruit round xmas now!! | 1 |
I can't breathe! was chosen as the most notable quote of the year in an annual list released by a Yale University librarian | 1 |
#Daesh,#Taliban all need to become part of 'The religion of "PIECES"|My heart goes out to all the of the victims of #PeshawarAttack | 0 |
@user @user @user ||#TSU website now worth $1.5 Million!||people get paid for posting!||http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 | 0 |
just our problem - The Express Tribune | 0 |
@user your application is already filled up waiting for you to turn 21 | 1 |
Can hear the trainees watching a training DVD while I'm on my break. Sounds fun :p | 1 |
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