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i poured hot tea into a giant cracked glass dispenser, broke the bottom off when i tried to move it and flooded my kitchen and soaked my pants in said tea. | reddit | null | 27.135058 |
well currently i am going to the university of chicago to obtain a law degree | dialogue | null | 27.007692 |
hello ! i'm good . my father just came home from work at ge . | dialogue | null | 26.954879 |
i am a night owl . i think i'll play the piano a little before bed . | dialogue | null | 26.944298 |
live . moved there about ten years ago for a computer tech job . | dialogue | null | 26.943832 |
In 1864 , after Little Rock fell to the Union Army and the arsenal had been recaptured , General Fredrick Steele marched 8 @,@ 500 troops from the arsenal beginning the Camden Expedition .
| wikipedia | null | 26.914587 |
i try to wear all black every day . it makes me feel comfortable . | dialogue | null | 26.91152 |
thought my butt hole could be pluged like putting your thumb over a tiny hole in a garden hose. | reddit | null | 26.880196 |
yea i hear ya . lol i watch a lot of foreign stuff to | dialogue | null | 26.8475 |
you go girl ! you work long hours too sunsets perk me up though . | dialogue | null | 26.764469 |
i delayed applying to college because i knew i'd have no parental support and i couldn't apply because my card kept being bounced back and declined. now the application deadline has passed. | reddit | null | 26.712607 |
so sorry man . being former military i lost a lot of people . it sucks . | dialogue | null | 26.699873 |
yeah when i get bored i play gone with the wind my favorite movie . | dialogue | null | 26.675447 |
i eat right because i play many sports . i'm like a machine . | dialogue | null | 26.659322 |
got sick trying to eat raw meat, sprayed nearly a tenth of my square footage with watery orangish-yellow fluids. | reddit | null | 26.583016 |
drank too early, too quickly, arrived two and a half hours late to school sponsored thanksgiving, sauced and sour, with half a tray of green beans and a bottle of sake. | reddit | null | 26.580189 |
sure . i wish it were winter . the sun really hurts my blue eyes . | dialogue | null | 26.499851 |
i manage a grocery store generally so i'm always around people . | dialogue | null | 26.3965 |
they're fun . i also wanted to be a rock star as i love the music . | dialogue | null | 26.281582 |
when i was 18 my family made their way across the country with a mobile home | dialogue | null | 26.222612 |
i think i want to be a brownie baker . ha ha why did you choose law | dialogue | null | 26.187876 |
today i hit a mallard with a golf ball from about 160 yards out, causing it to pass out in the water and die amongst a huge group of other ducks. | reddit | null | 26.150314 |
i'm doing well ! about to go to dance class . i just got some new flatts | dialogue | null | 26.140132 |
published a post at the end of the day with "fuck" in the title and landed our daily digest in everyone's spam boxes for the foreseeable future. | reddit | null | 26.04871 |
oh fun , we cook venison at least several times a week ! i love cooking | dialogue | null | 26.0208 |
The Blue Jackets struggled in shorthanded situations , allowing the most power @-@ play goals in the League , with 64 , and having the lowest penalty @-@ kill percentage , at 76 @.@ 64 %
| wikipedia | null | 25.980812 |
oh definitely ! i love some old school video games . what do you play | dialogue | null | 25.958453 |
yeah sometimes . i'm going to come out of the closet one day . | dialogue | null | 25.93901 |
put a sign that said 'bomb on bus' on the back window of my school bus, and a crazy white bitch followed me to my stop to save the day. | reddit | null | 25.922148 |
ah ok . yeah , i need to get my moped fixed . i drive it every day . | dialogue | null | 25.834229 |
have you ever had muscle milk its great i drink chocolate flavor | dialogue | null | 25.671894 |
i have screwed up the dates on my résumé, so companies thought that i was unemployed for more than a year (instead of a few weeks) and i didn't notice for 3 months. i feel very stupid about it now. | reddit | null | 25.660798 |
hey , never know he might get famous too ! he's already pretty good . | dialogue | null | 25.493616 |
loves green ! haha . maybe we should get together and play poker one time | dialogue | null | 25.475552 |
i'm an egotistical, arrogant douche who ruined my chance with a wonderful girl, but worse, i may have hurt her, and deserve everything that i get coming from her. | reddit | null | 25.461974 |
shut the locked door (that i thought was unlocked) with keys in the ignition and car running, waited 90 minutes to get it unlocked. | reddit | null | 25.349924 |
i like reading . my favorite genre are crime novels . how bout you | dialogue | null | 25.346506 |
made a middle-aged woman with elementary school mental capabilities mad, even though i still have to deal with her on a regular basis. | reddit | null | 25.290582 |
seems awesome . my mom helped develop an apple phone | dialogue | null | 25.289986 |
yes . honesty is key . and share pita bread . haha its good with hummus | dialogue | null | 25.283662 |
oh wow i guess i work to much to play games , over 60 hours a week . | dialogue | null | 25.256865 |
officer bob here . good . i am relaxing from a long day being an officer of the law . | dialogue | null | 25.229541 |
once . you cannot even throw a gum wrapper or you can get arrested . | dialogue | null | 25.15197 |
i've a weird gene i can tell when people have eaten asparagus | dialogue | null | 25.078448 |
The arsenal was briefly seized once more by Joseph Brooks loyalists during the Brooks @-@ Baxter War of 1874 .
| wikipedia | null | 25.072944 |
allowed myself to become terribly constipated. ended up lubing my fingers up with soap, sticking them up my butt, and pulling the shit out. never again. | reddit | null | 25.049759 |
yea . that awesome . i try to help with my sense of humor . lift them up | dialogue | null | 25.048644 |
i left my chevy duramax running while at american eagle . sale ! | dialogue | null | 25.015385 |
i'd love to visit switzerland ! come pick me up at the airport | dialogue | null | 24.947311 |
jumped out of a bus, walked back home and got carried back to the hospital to find out walking normally was out of the table for the next two or three months. | reddit | null | 24.932485 |
yes i'm chretien , i think i'll go to my great aunt to go family | dialogue | null | 24.897872 |
just dropped pizza on my suspense novel . two faves ruined at once ! | dialogue | null | 24.896127 |
i was a wired kid plotting to take over the world a total egomaniac | dialogue | null | 24.861415 |
you sound very artistic . truthfully i am more left brained . i work with computers | dialogue | null | 24.860385 |
i love the band bon over but my colleagues at public relations hate them | dialogue | null | 24.847257 |
In the late 1920s , Barker began to doubt she was doing enough for the church and considered focusing solely on sacred works . Family and friends recommended she continue secular and sacred works , which she did .
| wikipedia | null | 24.825845 |
i like to sew and i wait tables . i lead a pretty boring life i guess | dialogue | null | 24.744125 |
i got into the habit in the hospital . had two toes amputated in an accident . | dialogue | null | 24.742718 |
i love diving in the deep blue sea ! wanna talk about that ! | dialogue | null | 24.722554 |
i live in backcountry michigan . i encounter many sick , injured wildlife daily ! | dialogue | null | 24.624178 |
yes it is . whistling reminds me of the walking dead tv show . | dialogue | null | 24.602827 |
nice i may be able to beat you my hair is bright purple | dialogue | null | 24.597559 |
i'm ok wish my allergy medicine would kick in | dialogue | null | 24.486436 |
nice ! i live near the gulf of mexico . youre a doctor | dialogue | null | 24.465846 |
didn't take a shit before work and manager's daughter came into store while i was shitting. made hugeass deal over waiting 5 minutes. | reddit | null | 24.460753 |
found some old darth vadar roller skates, wore them, neighbour caught me roller skating away from him in deep shame. | reddit | null | 24.458193 |
i like to keep my surroundings organized but they create too much chaos . | dialogue | null | 24.403649 |
what a wonderful day ! i love getting up to watch the sun rise . | dialogue | null | 24.381255 |
yes ! i should try the desert . i want to taste a grasshopper . where do you live | dialogue | null | 24.298759 |
hi i'm great ! just finished up my latest work project ! you | dialogue | null | 24.294373 |
i am glad . my mom worked at a small hospital in the pnw . she loved it | dialogue | null | 24.268182 |
yeah my parents still complain cause its c and ds but i work hard | dialogue | null | 24.255503 |
because cats are real just like dragons . you ever met a prince | dialogue | null | 24.223291 |
thanks that is life . . . millions of others are going through worse situations . | dialogue | null | 24.216026 |
that's why you desire to be controlled . let me control you person one . | dialogue | null | 24.215584 |
oh geez . i teach yoga so am pretty fit . do you work | dialogue | null | 24.145962 |
maybe i can borrow something as i am packing to visit my dad in china . | dialogue | null | 24.132143 |
i fucked up by mistaking a heifer's want for water as a want for attention, petted it, and screwed my hand up pretty bad. mainly the middle finger. | reddit | null | 24.109708 |
cool , sounds like a hard degree to get . i just like reading stephen king | dialogue | null | 24.06354 |
i've met bill once . he seems like a nice guy . | dialogue | null | 24.032357 |
i rather see it in a cartoon lol i know that's fake | dialogue | null | 24.026442 |
haha ! i'm glad i stopped being a clown before that movie came out . | dialogue | null | 23.980888 |
pooped and peed all over a porta-potty while the door was ripped open by the wind. additionally, a kind old man was then exposed to my shameful doing. | reddit | null | 23.898815 |
i also work in the retail industry at the local department store . | dialogue | null | 23.890238 |
here i enjoy learning to do so many new things its fast moving . | dialogue | null | 23.873154 |
i get material for my short stories from the customers in the bookstore where i work . | dialogue | null | 23.869085 |
sometimes i run to keep my mind off bad things going on . | dialogue | null | 23.848726 |
the traffic is terrible but i've my favorite books to keep me company | dialogue | null | 23.792109 |
rubbed my phone in my pocket against a much older woman's ass in a crowded bus, made her think i basically humped her | reddit | null | 23.754887 |
fell asleep during an exam and woke up realizing i had a very visible erection that was probably seen by many people. at least i passed. ) | reddit | null | 23.7316 |
that sounds like fun . i've never been to niagra falls . | dialogue | null | 23.731433 |
i took karate once . do you listen to music in class to get motivated | dialogue | null | 23.689433 |
not really . just my money source . painting is my passion . change the world | dialogue | null | 23.662351 |
i do not have a social life . i'm a teacher of 6th grade students . | dialogue | null | 23.646608 |
oh that is amazing . i've been trying to find someone who can help him | dialogue | null | 23.629434 |
a river of the most ~~vial~~ vile shit you will ever witness erupted from me in front of my entire family. | reddit | null | 23.578114 |
you are too kind . but not the pool boy please . we get on fine enough ! | dialogue | null | 23.571704 |
i am good tired though . i am pre law so i study alot | dialogue | null | 23.522402 |
haha true . i'm a professional sports car driver and in my spare time , a triathlete | dialogue | null | 23.509248 |
i've an entire sleeve now ! my favorite one is of my dogs who i love ! | dialogue | null | 23.464705 |
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