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{"submission_title": "Top comment picks the next move, legal or not. Day 14: 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!\u2026 Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Print out 2 pictures of Ron Weasley and have him ride both of the knights."}
{"submission_title": "Top comment picks the next move, legal or not. Day 14: 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!\u2026 Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "White realizes move 6 was a blunder, as Chick-fil-A sauce cannot play today. \n\nChick-fil-A sauce to church."}
{"submission_title": "Top comment picks the next move, legal or not. Day 14: 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!\u2026 Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "I say Ke3! Simple, but effective at getting the King closer to the centre of the board where he can defend his house on e5.\n\nE...
{"submission_title": "Top comment picks the next move, legal or not. Day 14: 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!\u2026 Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "White will never forget this turn.\n\nRemove the fallen towers and plane from the board and place a note on a1 reading, \"Turn 7...
{"submission_title": "Top comment picks the next move, legal or not. Day 14: 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!\u2026 Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Knight on H1 promotes to Kmorning"}
{"submission_title": "Top comment picks the next move, legal or not. Day 14: 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!\u2026 Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "After this tragic attack by the TaliPawn on their tower white decides to expand their military with those little green plastic s...
{"submission_title": "Top comment picks the next move, legal or not. Day 14: 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!\u2026 Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Crazy how we're 7 moves in and this is still following theory."}
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "The greatest chess game ever played"}
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "See this is the problem with computer engines, their play is too drawish"}
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "I didn't check what sub this was before I watched, you got me so good"}
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Really? I feel like even I could have played better. Maybe not, these are some of the best to ever play the game."}
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "I heard Kasparov won by taking a baseball bat and smashing the computer to pieces and yelled whos the bitch now."}
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you"}
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "If someone puts down the notation, I will literally give them my next free award."}
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "This is all still theory."}
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Deep Blue was created and sent back in time by Skynet to destroy chess from becoming the game it is today. Thankfully our hero and the Inventor of Chess, Garry Chess, defeated Deep Blue in a series of games...
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Pretty clear from this that deep blue was cheating"}
{"submission_title": "Deep Blue vs. Kasparov, Match 3, 1997", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "I lost it during the pawn massacre"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Don\u2019t fight it. You deserve what you\u2019re about to get."}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "did he actually get arrested?"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Recycle your pizza boxes"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "I wonder what that guy who posted a game with an Andrew Tate background a week ago is thinking. Seethe."}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "He looks like the guy that actually clicks the enlarge dick adverts on pornhub"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Try to acknowledge existence of queens and you might have a chance :D"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "IM greta is a prodigy"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Lawrence Trent and the boys about to spark Hambleton\n\nPhoto taken minutes before disaster"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Someone should tell him not to purse his lips like that in prison."}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "your dad is 2400 rated ask him"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "This is checkmate, you can\u2019t recover from it. You lost."}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Sorry bro, GRETA move it's incredibly op and there's no counter play against it at the moment."}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Stop breathing"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Does that count as white now? 1850's Southern gentlemen wouldn't be proud."}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "small pipi energy"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Bribe the royal pieces"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Start rapping about bitches and en passant"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Good thing is you played yourself.\n\nReload, grab a pizza and give yourself a few hours."}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Try the Epstein gambit"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "You don't ever respond to a severe pipi bricking by revealing the location of key material - your game will now end in severe back rank mates."}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Shouldn't have trafficked pawns smh that gambit was too risky"}
{"submission_title": "How can I recover from this position. I'm white", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Write at smallpipi@brickalife.com"}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Based chess.com"}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "yiikes"}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Both are wrong though. The knight actually moves one square diagonally and one to the side."}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Imagine using arrows lmao"}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Chivalry is dead."}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Thats disgusting. I'm only ever using Chess.com from now on, I can't believe lichess would do this"}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Anyone who plays in chess.com is a nazi"}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "This sub man, the funniest sub lol"}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "i am a loyal chess.com user but fucking hate the arrows and how clunky they feel. lichess arrows feel fluid and smooth and are 100% superior"}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Proof that lichess GOOD and chess.com BAD"}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "What about the other half of legal moves?"}
{"submission_title": "Why white supremacists prefer chess.com over lichess", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "No wonder white moves first."}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "So good!"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "do you have de daniel narodistky video? I cant find it"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Holy hell"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "THIS IS LINKED IN LICHESS FAQ!!!! AND ROSEN REACTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "And we are standing by with GM Tigran L. Petrosian. Tigran your thoughts on that beautiful checkmate?"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "The prophecies were true, he is the chosen one!"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "I saw what you added to the Levy clip lol"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "This changed my life"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Ok, seriously, Rosen has some of the craziest games. Moreover, he goes for some of the most clever and down right silly looking mates. When is this man gonna go for GM?"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "This is too high effort for this sub, just say holy hell and go"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Damn, he must be really good at chess. He knows what en passant is."}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Oh no their pawn"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "He\u2019s too powerful to be kept alive"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "This the holy grail"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "He's the chosen one"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "This needs to be permanently pinned on the sub"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Imagine if the enemy forfeited instead"}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "One of the rare chess edits that isn't baka mitai/dame da ne, and is good\n\nIt's beautiful."}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "We must preserve him."}
{"submission_title": "Eric Rosen ascending", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "The level of dedication to find all of those reactions"}
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Brilliant! \n\nP.S. - are you the cat that killed jfk?"}
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "If I eat all my pieces per rule 1, how do I add them back to the board per rule 5?"}
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Where En Passant"}
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Garry chess fucked up when he made rule 9, i mean, attacking on first turn is op, but why can't we draw?"}
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": ">rules 4 through 7 only apply on Tuesdays and Fridays \n\ntfw no rule 4 :("}
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Me on Monday about to jerk off without asking my opponent \ud83d\ude0e"}
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Rule 10: there is no rule 10"}
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "ENGINE\npathetic\nTurn off your ENGINE and play\ncheat codes for what?\nintnernet points?\nOUCH\nLook at how BAD you are\noh\nand to boot?\nyour\u2019e a CHEATER\nNice\nL I F E\n= pathetic\nSerious...
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Instructions unclear. Rule 4 not found. bailing, core dumped."}
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "It's Thursday. My horsey moves like a queen and I'll jack off when I want."}
{"submission_title": "I asked, you responded. Top 10 rules of Chess.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "The copypasta in the background is a beautiful touch, lmao. I\u2019m honored to have made it onto the list!"}
{"submission_title": "Got removed from r/chess. Ah well, I had fun and my wife didn\u2019t have to put up with my complaints while she shopped.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "This is an awesome idea, I might have to steal this"}
{"submission_title": "Got removed from r/chess. Ah well, I had fun and my wife didn\u2019t have to put up with my complaints while she shopped.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "I see you're examining their chess vision!"}
{"submission_title": "Got removed from r/chess. Ah well, I had fun and my wife didn\u2019t have to put up with my complaints while she shopped.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "It would be cool if you took a brick with you that reads \"en passant\" to see if anyone that passes by understands the jo...
{"submission_title": "Got removed from r/chess. Ah well, I had fun and my wife didn\u2019t have to put up with my complaints while she shopped.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Challenging customers of Walmart is a good strat for the win I guess"}
{"submission_title": "Got removed from r/chess. Ah well, I had fun and my wife didn\u2019t have to put up with my complaints while she shopped.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "What's ur rating? I want to know if I would win"}
{"submission_title": "Got removed from r/chess. Ah well, I had fun and my wife didn\u2019t have to put up with my complaints while she shopped.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "I teach highschool history. My final is super time consuming my standing bet with my students is if one of them beats me t...
{"submission_title": "Got removed from r/chess. Ah well, I had fun and my wife didn\u2019t have to put up with my complaints while she shopped.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "a 161660 player spotted in the wild"}
{"submission_title": "Got removed from r/chess. Ah well, I had fun and my wife didn\u2019t have to put up with my complaints while she shopped.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "why would they remove this?"}
{"submission_title": "Got removed from r/chess. Ah well, I had fun and my wife didn\u2019t have to put up with my complaints while she shopped.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "How did it go?"}
{"submission_title": "Got removed from r/chess. Ah well, I had fun and my wife didn\u2019t have to put up with my complaints while she shopped.", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "I\u2019m assuming you had a brick on standby if someone didn\u2019t take en passant."}
{"submission_title": "All the possibilities", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "You forgot the \"terrorists win\" ending"}
{"submission_title": "All the possibilities", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "What a game, multiple endings! And your choices really seem to matter. So much replayability just to see what every move will change about the story"}
{"submission_title": "All the possibilities", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "That's to complicated for my brain."}
{"submission_title": "All the possibilities", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "you forgot gay sex"}
{"submission_title": "All the possibilities", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "Last tournament I played in I took a dump on the board and was forcefully removed from the building. Anyway, seems you forgot to add that as one of the possible outcomes"}
{"submission_title": "All the possibilities", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "White wins \n\n\u2022 By timeout\n\u2022 By stalemate\n\nDraw\n\n\u2022 By insufficient en passant \n\nBlac wins\n\n\u2022 by decolonisation"}
{"submission_title": "All the possibilities", "submission_body": "[image]", "top_level_comment": "So there is a 33% Chance i would win against Magnus? How can a man be that lucky???"}