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Jane!
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GT
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Forgive my botherations. I know this is meant to be a spanking ripsnorter of a day for you and all.
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GT
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But do you happen to know where the devilfucking dickens mr strider might be?
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GG
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Oh, that's fine!
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GG
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I had been meaning to message you sooner actually, but I suppose in all the hubbub today, it plumb slipped my mind.
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GG
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Which is a shocking fact on its lonesome, considering what I have to tell you!
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GT
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Egad...
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GT
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*Loosens collar a bit.*
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GG
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As for this Strider business, hrmmm. He's an elusive guy Jake. You know that.
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GG
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I talked to him yesterday. That's as much help as I can be!
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GT
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Shoot.
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GT
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I really need to ask him something but hes got his blasted auto responder turned on.
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GG
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Hoo hoo.
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GG
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I love that thing. :B
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GT
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He wouldnt be pleased to hear you say that.
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GG
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What do you need with him?
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GG
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Does this have to do with your crazy pen pal project?
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GT
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It most certainly does and time is of the essence!
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GT
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Today is the day i have to finish it and send it. Not a day later!
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GT
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So you see why i am feeling really friggin discombobulated at the moment.
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GG
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Sorry, J. :(
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GG
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This would be the birthday present... for your grandmother?
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GT
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No!
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GT
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It is for your grandfather simply to be *relayed* to him by my grandmother. A joint gift to him from she and i.
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GG
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Her and me.
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GT
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What? Who and you now?
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GG
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"A joint gift from her and me." Grammar, Jake!
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GT
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Oh for frigs flipping sake jane this is no time for your prudish pedantry! Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!
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GG
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So if I have this straight, the big thing hogging up your plate today is not this marvelous new game which I have invited you to play with me, but finishing a robotic rabbit to give to my dead poppop?
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GT
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Bingo. *double pistols and a wink*
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GG
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You are a very strange and silly boy.
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GT
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Please jane we have addressed this.
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GT
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I am sending the gift back in time to when they are both alive and about our age.
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GT
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Or...
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GT
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Something like that. Something funny is going on here that i have not fully grappled yet but dag nab it if im not gonna see it through.
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GG
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Well,
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GG
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Godspeed, then! I do hope you can pull it off.
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GT
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Are you being fresh with me now?
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GG
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No!!
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GT
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Look jane i know youve never believed me and you think everything i say is some big cockamamie goofoff but i think today of all days is when you should start taking some things more seriously.
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GT
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Especially since i have always had your back. I have always believed in you!
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GG
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Hey! I have believed in you too.
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GG
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However, believing somebody isn't the same thing as believing IN somebody.
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GG
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But that much said...
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GG
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I think that maybe I am getting ready to believe some of the wild stories I've heard?
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GG
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Or, if not believe outright, reserve judgment on, at least.
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GT
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Is that so!
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GG
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I don't know!
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GG
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I'm still not sure what to think. But what I wanted to tell you this morning was...
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GG
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I had a really wild dream last night.
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GG
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And you were in it.
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GT
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Oh my. *glasses fog up. fumbles for kerchief.*
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GG
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Sh! Not like that.
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GG
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It was so real! I think we were in the game, even though we haven't started playing yet.
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GG
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I don't know what to make of it. Whether it was a vision of the future, or somewhere that exists now, or if it was just a really lucid dream due to excitement.
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GT
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What was i doing there?
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GG
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Um...
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GG
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Not a heck of a lot!
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GG
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I really want to tell you all about it, but it will take some time to explain, and we both have things to attend to.
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GG
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You with your time traveling rabbitwork, and I, my vigilant window gazing!
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GT
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Too true.
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GT
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Let us reconvene later and sort out all this shit at a leisurely pace.
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GG
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Yes, ok, good luck Jake!
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GT
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Okay you too jane! Bye!
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UU
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good morning, lovely. ^u^
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GG
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Why, hellooooooo.
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UU
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so i gUess today is finally the day yoU make everything better.
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GG
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:B!
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UU
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it is the day whereafter the legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space.
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UU
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a day delivered throUgh eighty billion years and foUr distinct Universal instances worth of Unfathomable tUrbUlence.
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UU
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and while the emerald eye of this storm is fixed in the abyss forever
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UU
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today yoU are poised to escape its scowl once and for all.
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UU
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by skaias gUiding light, yoU may leave behind its tUrning arms of bright coloUrs and mayhem, and secUre peace for yoUr cosmic progeny for all dUration.
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UU
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and if yoU are to meet this departUre with trepidation i woUld Understand! bUt also i woUld ask
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UU
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is there nothing i can do to ease yoUr mind?
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GG
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Gosh! So formal today.
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UU
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yes. u_u;
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UU
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i'm afraid i am gUilty of rehearsing this pep talk well in advance.
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UU
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i thoUght yoU deserved a proper sendoff.
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GG
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D'aww.
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UU
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well then?
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UU
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is there nothing i can do?
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UU
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it was a serioUs qUestion. :u
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GG
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You needn't worry about easing my nerves.
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GG
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If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be nearly as thrilled about today as I am!
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UU
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splendid! ^u^
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UU
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bUt remember i will be here to help, whilst refraining from caUsal spoilers to the best of my ability.
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GG
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That is reassuring!
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UU
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have yoU corresponded with yoUr first designated co-player yet?
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GG
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No, I haven't seen her online yet today.
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GG
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I'm really hoping Lalonde won't flake out on me this time. Have you heard from her?
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UU
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not the today that is local to yoU.
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UU
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thoUgh i do have a wee bit more troUble monitoring her than the rest of yoU. cUrioUs dark patches in transmission, hUmph.
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UU
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still, i woUldn't fret over it. she is as good a chUm as any yoU have and shoUld come throUgh Ultimately, even if things seem dire.
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GG
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If you say so.
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GG
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Oh!
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GG
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I wanted to tell you, I had an amazing dream last night!
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UU
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blimey! :U
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GG
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I believe it may have been of the sort you described. A dream of awakening, presuming I haven't just flatout lost my marbles.
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UU
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indeed, im sUre it was. i knew yoU woUld wake Up soon!
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