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Jonas#2222: I would have liked to though โค
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://www.gifyourgame.com/ConcaveZebrineCissnei
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/557636315126956033/unknown.png
jeroen11dijk#1178: ofcourse when I have the chance to reach champ 2 you play as bad as me
jeroen11dijk#1178: and the next day you get champ 3
jeroen11dijk#1178: I will have to up my deranking sercive
Sciguymjm#5935: Did you get champ 3? I'm only seeing champ 2 in that pic
twobackfromtheend#1471: I think he's making a bold assumption
Sciguymjm#5935: It's close though, nice!
jeroen11dijk#1178: ofcourse he is gonna win the next one
Sciguymjm#5935: Higher ranked in doubles than I am :GWqlabsSweats:
jeroen11dijk#1178: whats your doubles rank?
Sciguymjm#5935: I'm like 1360ish I think
Sciguymjm#5935: I've only played like 30 games though, still getting more mmr per game than normal
Sciguymjm#5935: We need a ranks bot in here |
twobackfromtheend#1471: I wonder who has one
Tangil#3830: Down with the bots
Tangil#3830: @twobackfromtheend ballchasing
Sciguymjm#5935: .gg
twobackfromtheend#1471: banned
twobackfromtheend#1471: I did win the next match
twobackfromtheend#1471: which was a solo 3s
Sciguymjm#5935: lol
Sciguymjm#5935: would it be mod abuse to add the c.gg bot? I can add another instead if you don't mind
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/557639276783861760/Screenshot_20190319-185918.jpg
Tangil#3830: Yeah it's mod abuse
Tangil#3830: Add the ballchasing one
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://www.gifyourgame.com/DiscreteQuietElderhargo high c2/low c3 gameplay
Sciguymjm#5935: Redox ๐ซ
Sciguymjm#5935: is it mod abuse if I, a mod, abuse another mod? |
twobackfromtheend#1471: I think it's (mod abuse)^2
Sciguymjm#5935: @Tangil go vote in modchat
Tangil#3830: Ok
Tangil#3830: Can I abstain
Mal#5601: lol
Mal#5601: Future voter redox, avoiding the duties of voting
Jonas#2222: @twobackfromtheend Do you need somebody to play with?
jeroen11dijk#1178: I vote yes except that it probably doesnt count
twobackfromtheend#1471: nah got some uni thing now
Mal#5601: Jeroen about to offer his deranking service
0x57696c6c#3433: I someone feels like playing with lower rated players, I'm up for it. I'm a gold 1 in twos currently
0x57696c6c#3433: unjustly ofc
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/557643518626103343/f71.png
0x57696c6c#3433: I managed to derank alion the other day for free
0x57696c6c#3433: better than jeroen by 100% |
Mal#5601: **Are you ranked too high? Are you constantly winning when you shouldn't be? Are you being carried by your teammates?**
If you answered yes to any of the above, contact Jeroen for a professional deranking service, 100% of users gave positive reviews about it. No loss, No fee. He will get you back to the rank you deserve today
0x57696c6c#3433: *loss
Mal#5601: happy?
0x57696c6c#3433: yes
0x57696c6c#3433: no
0x57696c6c#3433: maybe?
0x57696c6c#3433: hard question
Mal#5601: Good to know
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://www.gifyourgame.com/PewterGhostlyVosslerazelas
jeroen11dijk#1178: messing up your shot so oyu can dunk the opponent in style :smart:
twobackfromtheend#1471: doubletouch off the opponent
twobackfromtheend#1471: well https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/557672866091368449/20190319211202_1.jpg
Tangil#3830: Hypercarry |
twobackfromtheend#1471: no no no
twobackfromtheend#1471: as you can tell by the opponent's remarks, it's all luck
dtracers#9598: oh no
dtracers#9598: this means that I am the weakest member of my team
dtracers#9598: ๐ฆ
dtracers#9598: im still only at C2
axelalex2#5793: every win is luck, just like C9 winning RLCS, pure luck
dtracers#9598: nah that was the audience that won RLCS
dtracers#9598: for C9
twobackfromtheend#1471: m8 it's the difference between plat 1 and rlcs
twobackfromtheend#1471: you go into a game, you have a 50% chance of winning
Boksha#3177: Actually no, you see
Boksha#3177: the guy you beat has won every single game ever
Boksha#3177: because he's perfect
Boksha#3177: So if he loses, which doesn't ever happen, it's luck |
Sciguymjm#5935: @twobackfromtheend nice. So if you whiff something I can be mean about it? Since you're CHAMP 3 NOW
Simp#8258: @Sciguymjm do we get to easily search bot stats if you add bot?
Sciguymjm#5935: uhhhhhhhhh
Sciguymjm#5935: I can add that
Sciguymjm#5935: Pretty easily
Simp#8258: good you can add the bot
Simp#8258: you have been granted permission
Sciguymjm#5935: Lol it's not your decision
Sciguymjm#5935: Lmao
Simp#8258: shh
Sciguymjm#5935: Great
Simp#8258: just say someone approved
Simp#8258: ๐
Sciguymjm#5935: Secretly eld3st is in charge
twobackfromtheend#1471: @Sciguymjm no you can't. i'll never be a s9 gc |
twobackfromtheend#1471: and that's what matters
Simp#8258: eldest is the top secret mod
Sciguymjm#5935: Ohhhhhh okay
Simp#8258: gotta have someone that infiltrates these normies
Jonas#2222: I'm getting free derank-service from my teammates
Sciguymjm#5935: one of these days https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/557711787995299841/unknown.png
Jonas#2222: may sci be in our hearts
Parzival#1467: if i dont do placements, i can't get stuck in champ1 :smart:
twobackfromtheend#1471: just need to extend my winstreak by another 10 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/557724044363825152/unknown.png
Sciguymjm#5935: Hey, I went on a 9 game win streak to go from 1425 to 1500
Sciguymjm#5935: c+ranks twobackfromtheend
calculated.gg#2787:
cleary#6546: c+help
Sciguymjm#5935: c+replays b101e80e9bb
calculated.gg#2787: User could not be found, please try again. |
Sciguymjm#5935: yikes
Sciguymjm#5935: c+replays Sciguymjm
calculated.gg#2787:
Sciguymjm#5935: c+ranks Sciguymjm
calculated.gg#2787:
dtracers#9598: c+ranks dtracers
calculated.gg#2787:
Sciguymjm#5935: oh man that standard
Sciguymjm#5935: so close
dtracers#9598: i should get my duels higher then say that only dues matter
Sciguymjm#5935: @jeroen11dijk
dtracers#9598: also your dropshot sucks ๐
Sciguymjm#5935: you wanna know how many dropshot games i've played in my life?
Sciguymjm#5935: probably less than the number of fingers and toes I have
dtracers#9598: the dropshot bots can probably beat you |
Sciguymjm#5935: :GWlulurdTomStare:
Sciguymjm#5935: 1v1 me dropshot
Parzival#1467: i also have played like 5 games of dropshot, when it came out
Parzival#1467: i never feel like playing stuff other than vanilla RL
Parzival#1467: could anyone who knows how to flick well talk to me about it? im having trouble with making my bot flick because i don't know how to flick myself. the main issue is when im carrying the ball and i jump, the ball goes too high and i am just under it
Parzival#1467: it only happens sometimes, of course
Haskellol#6980: It needs to be sitting still on your car (if you're a experienced you can time the landing). Then dodge toward the ball.
Sciguymjm#5935: depends on the location on your car that the ball is too
Haskellol#6980: The distance of the ball from the center of gravity of your car will affect the magnitude of the flick
Haskellol#6980: And therefore the vertical height as well
Haskellol#6980: So for instance if you were to dodge in the opposite direction, you would become still and the ball will continue its path without you
Haskellol#6980: Picture the ball rolling up you like a ramp
Haskellol#6980: It all comes down to muscle memory and practice though
Parzival#1467: good advice, but the issue im having is the initial jump pops the ball too far above the car
Parzival#1467: im waiting until the ball is stable on the hood, and the car is the same speed as (or slower than) the ball |
Parzival#1467: well, the ball is always bouncing on the roof at least a little, so i wait until it is technically moving upwards (positive velocity on z axis) because i think that results in a softer hit
Parzival#1467: thoughts?
Edwin.#7531: c+ranks hallo_doei
calculated.gg#2787:
Edwin.#7531: Rip my hoops rank
Tangil#3830: c+ranks theblocks_
calculated.gg#2787:
Tangil#3830: You can tell I really love playing anything but 2s
Jonas#2222: @Tangil You ahould try 1s
Mal#5601: c+ranks thatguyflip
calculated.gg#2787: User could not be found, please try again.
Mal#5601: Ugh
Mal#5601: c+ranks thatguyded
calculated.gg#2787:
Mal#5601: Best solo standard player EU |
Jonas#2222: this bot is pretty cool
Mal#5601: I have never played a game of solo standard on pc, and I am very proud of that
Edwin.#7531: c+help
Jonas#2222: c+ranks zoom
calculated.gg#2787:
Jonas#2222: lol
Pluriscient#2451: why don't you have unranked mmr :(
Jonas#2222: c+ranks thescorpion66
calculated.gg#2787:
Kipje13#9878: c+ranks kipje13
calculated.gg#2787: User could not be found, please try again.
Pluriscient#2451: c+ranks pluriscient
calculated.gg#2787:
Kipje13#9878: c+ranks pinguin13
calculated.gg#2787: User could not be found, please try again. |
Hytak#5125: c+ranks 76561198113042683
calculated.gg#2787:
Jonas#2222: Unranked in Duel smh
Hytak#5125: c+ranks 76561198092451473
calculated.gg#2787:
Hytak#5125: @Kipje13
Kipje13#9878: Thanks ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: STATS
Tangil#3830: .gg
jeroen11dijk#1178: c+ranks jeroen11dijk
calculated.gg#2787: User could not be found, please try again.
Tangil#3830: c+help
jeroen11dijk#1178: c+ranks 76561198158204200
calculated.gg#2787:
Jonas#2222: plat 1 rumble *insert omegalul* |
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah but my friend is plat 3 even though he never plays xD
Jonas#2222: I play it a little
Jonas#2222: But I mostly play 2s and 1s
twobackfromtheend#1471: c+ranks twobackfromtheend
calculated.gg#2787:
twobackfromtheend#1471: 4x champ, 4x unranked
Jonas#2222: I get kind of a weird feeling when seeing how good some people are
twobackfromtheend#1471: it's called relief that you haven't wasted as much or your life as others have
Jonas#2222: It's still possible that I have wasted just as much time as you guys
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/QuirkyUnspunDonkeykong
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/ErstwhileMonarchAerithgainsborough
jeroen11dijk#1178: what a read xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/557898239215403023/unknown.png
jeroen11dijk#1178: when your main focus has been 1s all season but your 2s rank just keeps skyrocketing
twobackfromtheend#1471: nice |
Parzival#1467: Very nice
0x57696c6c#3433: @jeroen11dijk thatโs known as getting carried
0x57696c6c#3433: :)
jeroen11dijk#1178: bruh I top the scoreboard with 4 goals ina game against a GC
jeroen11dijk#1178: the other ones I carried from the bottom though
Jonas#2222: Sure
jeroen11dijk#1178: yet I cant win in 1s
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im so clinical in 2s but in 1s I cant score at all
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/RhinalHomeyMushroomking
jeroen11dijk#1178: also I do thing slike this
jeroen11dijk#1178: weird camera angle but ok
jeroen11dijk#1178: I managed to score 2 other own goals as well and lose in OT
dtracers#9598: I need to practice my 1s
jeroen11dijk#1178: If you ever wanna scrim hit me up
dtracers#9598: Sure! |
We can use EU servers since those are better than East for me
jeroen11dijk#1178: Really?
Jonas#2222: @jeroen11dijk every day at least once :
"I just hit a sick aerial! "
"I'm 4 up against this noob."
"Lost in OT"
jeroen11dijk#1178: Maybe
jeroen11dijk#1178: But I always throw the 4-0 up xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: And I must post bad and good clips to keep the balance
Simp#8258: c+help
Simp#8258: ๐ค
Kipje13#9878: c++help
Simp#8258: c+profile iameld3st
calculated.gg#2787:
Simp#8258: hmm |
Skyborg#0894: c+ranks skyborgff
calculated.gg#2787:
Skyborg#0894: I was at 689 in doubles yesterday
Simp#8258: c+ranks iameld3st
calculated.gg#2787:
alion02#1973: rip #human-rl, forever lost to the bot
Simp#8258: smh i want my 740 ish mmr in dropshot to flex
Kipje13#9878: 204 solo standard mmr
Kipje13#9878: F
Sciguymjm#5935: oh no, instead of "anyone want to play 2s? I won't say what rank I am or what region I'm in, you gotta guess"
jeroen11dijk#1178: F
Simp#8258: f
Sciguymjm#5935: **F**
Simp#8258: c+ranks sciguy
calculated.gg#2787: |
alion02#1973: wrong sciguy
Simp#8258: ๐ค
jeroen11dijk#1178: skyguy*
Simp#8258: nono this is correct
Sciguymjm#5935: c+ranks sciguymjm B)
calculated.gg#2787: Too many arguments! The proper form of this command is: `c+ranks <id>`
alion02#1973: B)
Sciguymjm#5935: smh bot
dtracers#9598: Wrekt
Skyborg#0894: c+rank skyguy
alion02#1973: B)
Skyborg#0894: c+ranks skyguy
calculated.gg#2787:
Kipje13#9878: c+ranks B)
Skyborg#0894: He sucks |
calculated.gg#2787: User could not be found, please try again.
Simp#8258: oh sciguy how about binding a default steam id to a discord id so if you dont provide id it will use your default?
Sciguymjm#5935: thinking about that
Sciguymjm#5935: c+stat aerials twobackfromtheend dtracers Sciguymjm
calculated.gg#2787:
jeroen11dijk#1178: STATS
jeroen11dijk#1178: STATS
alion02#1973: c+stat ballchasing twobackfromtheend dtracers Sciguymjm
calculated.gg#2787: Could not find stat: ballchasing
Sciguymjm#5935: 100% me
Sciguymjm#5935: im gonna do this for bots
Sciguymjm#5935: c+stat hits Stick Reliefbot
Sciguymjm#5935: not yet
jeroen11dijk#1178: F
alion02#1973: bot ded |
jeroen11dijk#1178: it would be cool if they got their own category on calculated as well
jeroen11dijk#1178: now i need to go through obscure routes to find them
Sciguymjm#5935: yeah i agree
dtracers#9598: Y'all can help us! ;)
But yeah it's something I think we can add
Skyborg#0894: its not like ive been asking for that for months, even became a patron and asked for that XD
Sciguymjm#5935: $1 patron LMAO
Sciguymjm#5935: sorry
Skyborg#0894: its something XD
Sciguymjm#5935: its great
Tangil#3830: sky stop giving them money
Sciguymjm#5935: thank you for your support
Sciguymjm#5935: but ive been busy :(
Skyborg#0894: true, they didnt make it worth >P
Sciguymjm#5935: if you can't tell, nothing has been changing much on the site |
Sciguymjm#5935: school took over for me and twoback
Sciguymjm#5935: and dtracers doesn't do anything anyway
jeroen11dijk#1178: Shoot I wanted to become a pattern and then I forgot xD
Skyborg#0894: he never does hahaha, hes like a manager
jeroen11dijk#1178: Yeah instead of adding stuff himself he suggests we can do it for him :smart:
Sciguymjm#5935: we just have him talk to people for us
Sciguymjm#5935: he doesn't have much time for anything other than that
Sciguymjm#5935: but there's some big things coming up. im gonna get back into it as school slows down
Skyborg#0894: you hurted his feelings, hes offline now
Sciguymjm#5935: eh he'll be back
Sciguymjm#5935: probably at work
Skyborg#0894: you mean talking to people?
Skyborg#0894: XD
Simp#8258: no dtracers is the ultimate manipulator
Sciguymjm#5935: !dtracers |
RLBot#1485: The Anime Villain
Simp#8258: the anime villain himself
jeroen11dijk#1178: Isn't that what we are all doing ๐ค
Skyborg#0894: Im making a report about quantum physics
jeroen11dijk#1178: F
jeroen11dijk#1178: But also OFF TOPIC ๐
dtracers#9598: I'm back
dtracers#9598: C+rank dtracers
dtracers#9598: Oop
Sciguymjm#5935: lemme add a alias
Sciguymjm#5935: wait is is one :GWqlabsThonkery:
Simp#8258: c+stick when
Sciguymjm#5935: im doing it right now
Simp#8258: ๐
Sciguymjm#5935: c+rank dtracers |
Sciguymjm#5935: dont work hmm
Simp#8258: c+ranks dtracers
calculated.gg#2787:
Simp#8258: ๐ค
Sciguymjm#5935: c+botstat aerials Stick
Sciguymjm#5935: yikes
Simp#8258: bot explodes
Skyborg#0894: c+botstats skybot
calculated.gg#2787: Not enough arguments! The proper form of this command is: `c+stat <stat> <id1> <id2> ...`
Sciguymjm#5935: c+botstat aerials Stick
Sciguymjm#5935: nvm
Skyborg#0894: c+botstats touches skybot
Sciguymjm#5935: stopppppp
Skyborg#0894: hehehe
Sciguymjm#5935: i should test somewhere else lmao |
Simp#8258: sciguy uses botstat but botstats does soething
jeroen11dijk#1178: Skyborg the new villain xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: Will I be in the bot category as well
jeroen11dijk#1178: Is probably easier then getting my I'd everytime
twobackfromtheend#1471: testing in production wcgw
jeroen11dijk#1178: Well you get more users to test it :smart:
Skyborg#0894: "test"
jeroen11dijk#1178: Break
r0bbi3#0269: Wow y'all are hiding bots in here?
Sciguymjm#5935: @twobackfromtheend if this is production i want to die
jeroen11dijk#1178: Why?
Jonas#2222: c+profile thescorpion66
calculated.gg#2787:
Jonas#2222: How many commands does it have? @Sciguymjm
Sciguymjm#5935: do c+help |
Jonas#2222: c+help
dtracers#9598: https://imgur.com/gallery/wbBIdTv
this is how I play rocket league in case people were curious
alion02#1973: poor snek
dtracers#9598: clicking on it reveals the real meme
jeroen11dijk#1178: C+help
jeroen11dijk#1178: c+help
dtracers#9598: lol
jeroen11dijk#1178: I thought the command didn't work but it's a dm
dtracers#9598: you need some c+help
jeroen11dijk#1178: I need some STATS
Sciguymjm#5935: c+help
calculated.gg#2787: Check your PMs!
Sciguymjm#5935: there we go
Jonas#2222: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umxmHpUPS5A |
Sciguymjm#5935: i love gus
Sciguymjm#5935: also wow that was 2 days ago
Sciguymjm#5935: relevant
Jonas#2222: I was suprised how well that fit
Sciguymjm#5935:
Sciguymjm#5935: so you will be able to search for bots on calculated by prepending the name of the bot with `(bot)`
Sciguymjm#5935: and putting it into the search bar
alion02#1973: noice
Sciguymjm#5935: should work well with dom's system
r0bbi3#0269: c+help
calculated.gg#2787: Check your PMs!
r0bbi3#0269: :pingsock:
alion02#1973: c++help
alion02#1973: hm no programming help smh
r0bbi3#0269: ๐ฆ |
r0bbi3#0269: c+stat r0bbi3
calculated.gg#2787: Not enough arguments! The proper form of this command is: `c+stat <stat> <id1> <id2> ...`
alion02#1973: c+stat aerials r0bbi3
alion02#1973: lmao
r0bbi3#0269: tf
alion02#1973: inb4 sci still testing in prod
r0bbi3#0269: likely!
Skyborg#0894: @Sciguymjm will you also make skybot and skybot (2) the same?
Sciguymjm#5935: HOL UP
dtracers#9598: @Skyborg I'll do that
dtracers#9598: like I said :P
Sciguymjm#5935: c+stat aerials (bot)Stick
Skyborg#0894: but i dont know if it will be at the same time, por if you will take some time
dtracers#9598: It doesn't matter bc that only fixes new replays
Sciguymjm#5935: c+stat aerials (bot)Stick (bot)Zoomelette |
calculated.gg#2787:
Sciguymjm#5935: c+profile (bot)Stick
Sciguymjm#5935: yikes
Sciguymjm#5935: don't do that one
Sciguymjm#5935: c+stat aerials (bot)Stick (bot)Zoomelette (bot)Reliefbot
calculated.gg#2787:
dtracers#9598: Okay but this has nothing to do with #human-rl :'(
Sciguymjm#5935: i know
Sciguymjm#5935: but the bot can't talk anywhere lse
jeroen11dijk#1178: where is BOT STATS
Sciguymjm#5935: no longer a thing
Sciguymjm#5935: sorry for taking over, carry on
Skyborg#0894: c+stat aerials (bot)Stick (bot)Zoomelette (bot)Reliefbot (bot)Skybot
calculated.gg#2787:
Skyborg#0894: AHAHAHA |
Skyborg#0894: i wonder where that 0.11 comes from
Skyborg#0894: c+stat touches (bot)Stick (bot)Zoomelette (bot)Reliefbot (bot)Skybot
calculated.gg#2787: Could not find stat: touches
Sciguymjm#5935: hits
Skyborg#0894: c+stat hits (bot)Stick (bot)Zoomelette (bot)Reliefbot (bot)Skybot
calculated.gg#2787:
Sciguymjm#5935: lol
r0bbi3#0269: where can you get a list of available stats?
Sciguymjm#5935: c+help stat
calculated.gg#2787: Check your PMs!
r0bbi3#0269: c+help stat
Skyborg#0894: c+help stat
calculated.gg#2787: Check your PMs!
calculated.gg#2787: Check your PMs!
Sciguymjm#5935: spaces wont work |
Sciguymjm#5935: working on that now
jeroen11dijk#1178: F
Skyborg#0894: c+stat dribbles (bot)Stick (bot)Zoomelette (bot)Reliefbot (bot)Skybot
calculated.gg#2787:
Skyborg#0894: c+stat total_dribble_conts (bot)Stick (bot)Zoomelette (bot)Reliefbot (bot)Skybot
calculated.gg#2787:
Kipje13#9878: is kipjebot in there?
Sciguymjm#5935: probably
r0bbi3#0269: c+stat time_in_attacking_half (bot)Wildfire
dtracers#9598: @Skyborg staaap this is not #bot-stats
calculated.gg#2787: 118.465845586528
r0bbi3#0269: out of what?
Kipje13#9878: c+help
calculated.gg#2787: Check your PMs!
jeroen11dijk#1178: @r0bbi3 seconds I believe |
Skyborg#0894: @dtracers what do you mean?
jeroen11dijk#1178: we need #BOTSTATSA
Sciguymjm#5935: we're kinda taking over
Sciguymjm#5935: please stop summoning the bot
r0bbi3#0269: one last time
Sciguymjm#5935: go play with it temporarily in the calculated discord
Sciguymjm#5935: we'll figure out a solution
r0bbi3#0269: c+stat shot_% (bot)Wildfire
calculated.gg#2787: 0.7
jeroen11dijk#1178: selling out :smart:
GooseFairy#6680: I'll bring linker on
GooseFairy#6680: :P
r0bbi3#0269: alright nice thx
Sciguymjm#5935: sorry @ other mods
Sciguymjm#5935: lol |
Sciguymjm#5935: who changed it
r0bbi3#0269: rip #solo-queue-cure haha
jeroen11dijk#1178: just make sure you are the alpha mod
Kipje13#9878: c+stat boost_usage (kipjebot)
Skyborg#0894: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/557989990357794857/5794d139c7486ef4f781c7ae5855545c.png
Skyborg#0894: i couldnt let him be right XD
calculated.gg#2787: 429.116438877858
Sciguymjm#5935: alright so
Sciguymjm#5935: where do we put this bot
Sciguymjm#5935: @jeroen11dijk stop
r0bbi3#0269: make a dedicated chat for #bot-stats where it can only pull bot stats!!
Kipje13#9878: or do it in #off-topic ?
Sciguymjm#5935: nope
Sciguymjm#5935: redox would kill me
Kipje13#9878: screw redox |
Kipje13#9878: ๐
Skyborg#0894: c+ranks skyborgff
calculated.gg#2787:
Skyborg#0894: who wants to come play?
Skyborg#0894: 2s preferentially
GooseFairy#6680: c+ranks GooseFairy
calculated.gg#2787:
GooseFairy#6680: nice
Sciguymjm#5935: thats not your account
GooseFairy#6680: yes
Sciguymjm#5935: no u
GooseFairy#6680: I don't think it's possible to get my account from calculated's search
Sciguymjm#5935: c+ranks 76561198051239877
calculated.gg#2787:
Sciguymjm#5935: alternatively you can make a custom url on steam |
jeroen11dijk#1178: really?
Sciguymjm#5935: yep
Sciguymjm#5935: thats how we search
Sciguymjm#5935: there's no other way
jeroen11dijk#1178: thats why for me its always the id while others have a name xD
Sciguymjm#5935: yep
Sciguymjm#5935: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Sciguymjm means I can do c+ranks Sciguymjm
Sciguymjm#5935: same thing on tracker sites
Rafaelแฒผ#0001: c+ranks BadPlayz
calculated.gg#2787:
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah rltracker has mine as default
r0bbi3#0269: c+ranks r0bbi3
calculated.gg#2787:
jeroen11dijk#1178: @r0bbi3 since when are you diamond?
jeroen11dijk#1178: Or did you put wildfire in online matched ๐ |
Sciguymjm#5935: :GWqlabsBan:
r0bbi3#0269: definitely the first one ๐
r0bbi3#0269: \;)
r0bbi3#0269: wait there isn't a first option
jeroen11dijk#1178: ๐จ
r0bbi3#0269: ๐ซ
Kipje13#9878: how do you not have a doubles mmr?
r0bbi3#0269: nobody's tryna play doubles with me
Skyborg#0894: @r0bbi3 do you wanna play them with me?
Skyborg#0894: c+ranks skyborgff
calculated.gg#2787:
r0bbi3#0269: doubles is hard because there's no third teammate to rely on
but if you want we can play 'em sometime
Skyborg#0894: whenever you want ๐
Parzival#1467: "doubles is hard because its doubles" lul |
Parzival#1467: valid if you come from 3s, of course
Jonas#2222: It's hard because there's twice as many teammates
Tangil#3830: Ok so this channel just became #bot-spam
alion02#1973: hey @r0bbi3 you can count me in for some doubles as well
r0bbi3#0269: im not good at the game
r0bbi3#0269: look at my solo MMR
alion02#1973: but you're d2 in 3s
alion02#1973: surely you aren't *that* boosted
r0bbi3#0269: david is c1 i think
r0bbi3#0269: but im also stuck in MMR hell for solo standard
r0bbi3#0269: so i dont play it
Kipje13#9878: 344, what rank even is that?
r0bbi3#0269: silver 1
r0bbi3#0269: does rank decay in rocket league?
Tangil#3830: Don't think so |
Kipje13#9878: c+ranks kipje13
calculated.gg#2787:
Kipje13#9878: ah, fixed it by setting my steam url
Hytak#5125: c+ranks hytak
calculated.gg#2787:
Hytak#5125: nice
Hytak#5125: i'm glad that url was still available
Sciguymjm#5935: @Tangil has a hate boner for the bot. As long as people are using it for ranking, I think it's okay personally. but I'm willing to hear alternative opinions ๐
Sciguymjm#5935: ily
Tangil#3830: Hey what did I do
Sciguymjm#5935:
dtracers#9598: @Tangil besides #off-topic this was the only channel that was NOT bot spam
Sciguymjm#5935: now everything is ๐
dtracers#9598: ๐
Tangil#3830: @Sciguymjm hey now I didn't say I hated the bot |
Sciguymjm#5935: true, im sorry bb
Sciguymjm#5935: i threatened your precious #off-topic
Tangil#3830: Ya you stinky meanie
Tangil#3830: #off-topic is actually precious
twobackfromtheend#1471: first they came for #strategy. and no one spoke out because bots don't use strategy. then they came for #rlbot-discussion. and no one spoke out because we all wanted to welcome robbie. then they came for #human-rl, and no one spoke out because we all hate it anyway. then they came for #off-topic - and then redox spoke out because it was interrupting his scheduled weeb chat
Rafaelแฒผ#0001: https://www.gifyourgame.com/MythicUnforcedMisstar
When you suck but you gotta improvise
Tangil#3830: @twobackfromtheend I'll defend that glorious channel til my last breath
Sciguymjm#5935: YIKES
Sciguymjm#5935: @Rafaelแฒผ nice
alion02#1973: slick
dtracers#9598: that was a great play @Rafaelแฒผ
alion02#1973: that double touch off the corner was Calculated. gg but whatever
axelalex2#5793: @Rafaelแฒผ did you intend to airdribble first?
Rafaelแฒผ#0001: @axelalex2 yes although i cant do that |
alion02#1973: actually, i take that back, you boosted for that double touch a bit
axelalex2#5793: jumped too early for it, but i wouldn't suggest to do it in 1s anyways, since they are relatively easy to defend, unless you are a god at them, who can start the air dribble aiming at the near post and dragging it towards the far post
axelalex2#5793: but nice impro with the double
r0bbi3#0269: lmao twoback
r0bbi3#0269: also nice clip BadPlayz, that poor opponent lol
jeroen11dijk#1178: That twoback message is his best contribution to this server
dtracers#9598: ^^^^^^^^^^
I can't lie that message was very special
dtracers#9598: Pinned a message.
Tangil#3830: Was just about to pin it
dtracers#9598: all the pins here are his
dtracers#9598: this is his channel
Tangil#3830: @jeroen11dijk defend yourself
jeroen11dijk#1178: How???
jeroen11dijk#1178: How can you own #human-rl and not have a pinned message |
dtracers#9598: make something good
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/558026264426840074/images.jpeg
jeroen11dijk#1178: Like what? I have the best goals and the worst open net misses
dtracers#9598: but you see @twobackfromtheend found the cure
jeroen11dijk#1178: @twobackfromtheend can you enlighten me?
twobackfromtheend#1471: no
jeroen11dijk#1178: can you carry me?
twobackfromtheend#1471: no
Simp#8258: Tweet worthy. Clipโs done and hereโs the link: https://www.gifyourgame.com/CasebookForehandRikken
Gees. Kronovi esque. Your clip's ready and hereโs the link: https://www.gifyourgame.com/UncleanedPrestoSelphietilmitt
Ayo! Check out your clip. Hereโs the link if you want to share it: https://www.gifyourgame.com/BallyCissySpyro
Simp#8258: sliver game
Simp#8258: ๐
dtracers#9598: bot clips go in #bot-clips
dtracers#9598: ๐ |
Simp#8258: eldest belongs in mods
Simp#8258: ๐
dtracers#9598: both good jokes! ๐
dtracers#9598: only the last one played for me
dtracers#9598: but it looked like good spacing
jeroen11dijk#1178: LET US IN
jeroen11dijk#1178: LET US IINNNNN
Simp#8258: enemy mmr was one 430 and other was 207 or something
Simp#8258: c+ranks iameld3st
calculated.gg#2787:
David.P#1236: c+help
calculated.gg#2787: Check your PMs!
r0bbi3#0269: c+stats hits (bot)Atlas
calculated.gg#2787: 134.33163580549
r0bbi3#0269: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/558063707079442443/unknown.png |
r0bbi3#0269: why do i get this error? ๐ฆ
Sciguymjm#5935: whats it say on the bottom left
twobackfromtheend#1471: c+stats hits (bot)Skybot
calculated.gg#2787: 132.869240093374
twobackfromtheend#1471: that feels wrong
twobackfromtheend#1471: I get the feeling we're not normalising for game time + excluding really short games properly
Sciguymjm#5935: we're not
Sciguymjm#5935: dom's been uploading short games
twobackfromtheend#1471: yeah we should exclude them from these stats
Sciguymjm#5935: make a PR that excludes games < 1minute
Sciguymjm#5935: we already check time_in_game > 0
Sciguymjm#5935: so time_in_game > 60
Skyborg#0894: @twobackfromtheend remember that sky does a lot of dribbling, so touches get escalated a lot
dtracers#9598: c+ranks dtracers
calculated.gg#2787: |
dtracers#9598: @Sciguymjm
dtracers#9598: no more grinding
dtracers#9598: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/558151235270868992/IMG_20190320_225232.jpg
Parzival#1467: thats impressive stuff
dtracers#9598: And I didn't even need a coach or playing 6 hours a day in a boot camp to get there
dtracers#9598: I should have saved my rank up game it was against a teamed up team with 2 GCs
Parzival#1467: nice
Sciguymjm#5935: Lol
Sciguymjm#5935: nice
Simp#8258: lemme guess from that season
dtracers#9598: Season 9?
alion02#1973: this dude just freestyled on my ass all game and then ff'd 8-3 up
alion02#1973: and now somebody ff'd half a minute into the match
alion02#1973: holy shit https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/558279894153560064/unknown.png
jeroen11dijk#1178: Can you not be higher ranked then me xD |
dtracers#9598: Wow good job!
alion02#1973: i suddenly learned how to shadow save overnight
alion02#1973: and this is basically the result
alion02#1973: dope
alion02#1973: also those are the only 9 games i played today, so that's nice as well
alion02#1973: 1 hour of just winning at rocket league feels so good
alion02#1973: it helps that the 2 people that could beat me forfeit :P
alion02#1973: haven't had this much fun in rocket league for a while now, being hard stuck in plat 3 again and all...
jeroen11dijk#1178: It's amazing to just have a long session where everything just clicks
jeroen11dijk#1178: Hopefully you can make it into diamond 2
Rafaelแฒผ#0001: https://www.gifyourgame.com/SonsieGoofyZiptoad
Does this count as a musty flick?
twobackfromtheend#1471: uhhhh
alion02#1973: aaaand there goes my streak
alion02#1973: i go do something else for an hour and a half and i'm back to my "normal" self |
alion02#1973: aaand d2d2 achieved
Sciguymjm#5935: nice!
jeroen11dijk#1178: HYPEEEE!
alion02#1973: just won a matchmaking bo3 2-1
Tangil#3830: very nice
alion02#1973: i am on fire today, d2d3 (new 1s record)
jeroen11dijk#1178: Alion just turned on champ mode
alion02#1973: nevermind, matchmaking decided we playing a bo5 so i cleaned the dude 6-1 to prove a point
alion02#1973: 1 win until d2d4, which would be my global rank record, but i've gotta go again ๐ฉ
alion02#1973: hopefully i'll still be a god when i come back, and just pummel through all the way to champ
alion02#1973: dunno what's up with me today, but i won't complain
alion02#1973: i'm even having fun against all the 3s mains from champ that ceiling shot and air dribble left and right
alion02#1973: mostly because i can actually defend now
Kipje13#9878: damn, that is almost my 1s rank
Kipje13#9878: c+ranks kipje13 |
calculated.gg#2787:
Kipje13#9878: at least, I think I was d3d1
Kipje13#9878: I need to get my 1s and dropshot up to have everything above 1k ๐
Kipje13#9878: but I really cant be bothered to play 1s
alion02#1973: c+ranks alion02
calculated.gg#2787:
jeroen11dijk#1178: Damn now I really need to up my 1s game again
jeroen11dijk#1178: But you should be able to reach diamond 3
jeroen11dijk#1178: I believe in you
alion02#1973: ayy, time for more rocket league
Tangil#3830: nice!
alion02#1973: champ 1, i'm coming for ya
Sciguymjm#5935: c+ranks Sciguymjm
calculated.gg#2787:
Sciguymjm#5935: my 1s rank is....questionable |
twobackfromtheend#1471: c+ranks twobackfromtheend
calculated.gg#2787:
twobackfromtheend#1471: mine's a mystery
Sciguymjm#5935: i remember using you as an edge case when we were debugging rank lookup
alion02#1973: i just lost 5 goals on kickoff in 1 game
Tangil#3830: nice!
Tangil#3830: mega rip though
jeroen11dijk#1178: Oof
Mal#5601: c+ranks thatguyded
calculated.gg#2787:
jeroen11dijk#1178: @0x57696c6c 1s rank>
0x57696c6c#3433: lol I am Silver 3 in 1s and Gold 1 in 2s
0x57696c6c#3433: all else unranked
0x57696c6c#3433: I play mostly freeplay
jeroen11dijk#1178: how can you flick that well then? |
0x57696c6c#3433: listen to audiobooks and mess around in freeplay
0x57696c6c#3433: ranking system sucks and I don't care enough to grind to a higher rank
jeroen11dijk#1178: when you win 2 in a row and are feeling good
jeroen11dijk#1178: and then lose 2 in OT
jeroen11dijk#1178: and then I lsot another one
jeroen11dijk#1178: I slowly keep going down in 1s
jeroen11dijk#1178: losing 30 in a row is way better then this
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/UnpickedPhaticRhinostery
r0bbi3#0269: nice.
chip#7643: nasty
jeroen11dijk#1178: all in the pass btw
alion02#1973: damn, i wouldn't hit that
chip#7643: when will twoback carry me to GC?
dtracers#9598: twoback is barely a C3 not even worth playing with
dtracers#9598: probably isnt even div2 C3 |
Kipje13#9878: wow, calm down, I think chip is just making a joke
twobackfromtheend#1471: can confirm
twobackfromtheend#1471: am not worth playing with
Kipje13#9878: although I wouldnt be suprised if twoback hits gc this season
twobackfromtheend#1471: I would be
Jonas#2222: @twobackfromtheend Hit me up if you need that ultra-carry
Parzival#1467: I hit c2 2s last season and then stopped playing to make a bot ๐ค
Parzival#1467: Ok well first I deranked to c1, as is tradition
Parzival#1467: I don't think I'll ever get to gc...
twobackfromtheend#1471: so i'm on a 6 loss streak across playlists
twobackfromtheend#1471: because of shit like this
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://www.gifyourgame.com/PricelessDownstateDrodine
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://www.gifyourgame.com/ScummyPrincelyJellyfishsisters
dtracers#9598: @Kipje13 i was making a joke too. as I made C3 for the first time last night
twobackfromtheend#1471: i won a couple and i had what i guess was another game for c3 |
twobackfromtheend#1471: and this happens https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/558388180760526849/41E470194B1C2CBFD1131FA53F7E7F82.replay
twobackfromtheend#1471: as my opponent put it, "classic c3 game"
twobackfromtheend#1471: before I told him I was c2
dtracers#9598: being on the edge sucks. I expect I will lose it today
twobackfromtheend#1471: to save you the trouble of watching that replay
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://www.gifyourgame.com/FootlingFussyBelgemine
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://www.gifyourgame.com/StolenDoitedPoochy
twobackfromtheend#1471: here's the 20s before my teammate left
Skyborg#0894: anyone wanna join me on 3v3?
Skyborg#0894: im at plat but still unranked an im scared
jeroen11dijk#1178: well yes but I am also already falling asleep
Skyborg#0894: i dont care, come
jeroen11dijk#1178: sure
Simp#8258: https://www.gifyourgame.com/KneelingAloneZelldincht
https://www.gifyourgame.com/WrithingAwareSabinrenefigaro |
twobackfromtheend#1471: all it took was a couple hours https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/558408738852175882/20190321215613_1.jpg
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://www.gifyourgame.com/UnswayedDimmestPhara with shit like this
twobackfromtheend#1471: if it looks like i'm playing 1v2, it's because my teammate decided it was a good time to go steal some boost in the opposite corner when the opponents were hitting the ball towards my corner
twobackfromtheend#1471: just a little misunderstanding
Simp#8258: little
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/CulticMopyKingraminas
Skyborg#0894: FINALLY PLAT https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/558410952333066240/20190321220506_1.jpg
twobackfromtheend#1471: this is his pov
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://www.gifyourgame.com/TumblingErrhineSean
twobackfromtheend#1471: here, you can see that it was just a short detour he was making in his rotation
Sciguymjm#5935: @Skyborg NICE
Sciguymjm#5935: @twobackfromtheend LMAO
Sciguymjm#5935: Road to diamond for both of you
twobackfromtheend#1471: ๐ก
alion02#1973: remember when i was hard stuck in plat 3? well now i'm hard stuck at 900 mmr |
alion02#1973: nevermind, i went down
dtracers#9598: no one is ever hard stuck
dtracers#9598: bc going down can always happen
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://gfycat.com/electricspottedbirdofparadise
twobackfromtheend#1471: a game in the life of a champ 3
twobackfromtheend#1471: i went to great lengths to record that
dtracers#9598: Were they letting someone else play?
We have bots with better strategies than that....
dtracers#9598: that read off the wall hit was so slow
twobackfromtheend#1471: all this guy did was 1. afk. 2. miss boost. 3. get boost, contest a shot. 4. screw up a shot. 5. leave.
twobackfromtheend#1471: 5 little ingredients to be a c3!
dtracers#9598: they could have won the challenge + and easy goal if they read that faster
dtracers#9598: seriously we need a reading stat so we can put that at sloweset reader
twobackfromtheend#1471: i don't have such high expectations for my teammates
twobackfromtheend#1471: just 1. don't be afk, 2. don't leave, 3. don't make a pilgrimage for boost leaving me outnumbered in defence. |
twobackfromtheend#1471: oh and 4. don't give the ball a guard of honour as it rolls into the goal. https://www.gifyourgame.com/PricelessDownstateDrodine
twobackfromtheend#1471: that is also exhibit A of why i turn crossplay off
twobackfromtheend#1471: accidentally left it on
Sciguymjm#5935: after twoback and dtracers both got C3, I got the motivation to play 2s and flex on em https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/558459037239345163/unknown.png
twobackfromtheend#1471: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/558460616566767626/Screenshot_20190322-012301.jpg
twobackfromtheend#1471: tfw someone tries to flex on you when they're not even 1400
Sciguymjm#5935: https://gfycat.com/FancyLargeIndochinesetiger rank up game
Sciguymjm#5935: @twobackfromtheend did you ever hit anything like this
twobackfromtheend#1471: yes I've accidentally hit my airroll button a few times
Sciguymjm#5935: lol
Sciguymjm#5935: the flex was the 5 game win streak
twobackfromtheend#1471: if that's what you're pointing out
Sciguymjm#5935: it is ya
Sciguymjm#5935: https://gfycat.com/AptKlutzyHog boop
Sciguymjm#5935: im sorry what @twobackfromtheend https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/558465606907723776/unknown.png |
Parzival#1467: what a shot
Jonas#2222: @jeroen11dijk What are you talking about?
jeroen11dijk#1178: level 16 of the dribbling challenge show my issues so good it hurts
jeroen11dijk#1178: the setup is now way easier since my wall touches and air dribbles arent terrible
jeroen11dijk#1178: but catching the ball seems impossible
dtracers#9598: I think I did an hour and made it to 5 once
jeroen11dijk#1178: lol that was me the first 100 times
jeroen11dijk#1178: I was able to make 20 in 20 minutes
jeroen11dijk#1178: but now I just cant do 16 anymore
dtracers#9598: I should probably try it again
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im getting so tilted because of this
jeroen11dijk#1178: its like the complete inverse of what it used to be
jeroen11dijk#1178: New day new clip. Your clip is ready to view. Hereโs the link: https://www.gifyourgame.com/ThrashingGiftedPrincesspeach
Front page of Reddit material. What a clip. And hereโs the link: https://www.gifyourgame.com/AbsolvedRightishYunalesca
jeroen11dijk#1178: me in 2s what is teamwork and what are passes |
jeroen11dijk#1178: me in 1s: 5 assists per game
Mal#5601: I just got screamed out by a laggy polish person swearing at me in polish, fun match
0x57696c6c#3433: does anyone want to freestyle 1v1? I want to try out some of the stuff I've been learning against a goal keeper
0x57696c6c#3433: btw @Mal what's with the leet speek
Mal#5601: ?
jeroen11dijk#1178: anyone wanna play some 2s? Wanna climb for a change
jeroen11dijk#1178: wanna climb and 10 other hilarious jokes I tell myself
jeroen11dijk#1178: ofcourse I lose in OT
jeroen11dijk#1178: you would suspect OT to be a 50/50
Kipje13#9878: I think my controller is starting to die ๐ฉ
0x57696c6c#3433: Man, @jeroen11dijk , you just missed me. I was playing RL but Iโm in bed now.
dtracers#9598: that happened to me and I lost 5 games
0x57696c6c#3433: Would have gladly helped you derank
0x57696c6c#3433: ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/DiplexSmuggestChris |
jeroen11dijk#1178: 2s can be so extremely annoying since everything is centered around one big chance
jeroen11dijk#1178: like 1 minute of full pressure you miss 1 open net
jeroen11dijk#1178: and the pressure changes and the next minute you are 2-0 down
jeroen11dijk#1178: and never get a chance again
Kipje13#9878: dont miss open nets:smart:
jeroen11dijk#1178: then again it has amazing games with just shit talking
jeroen11dijk#1178: what I lack in open nets I make up more tenfold in shit talking
jeroen11dijk#1178: I dont see how people say 2s are more forgiving
jeroen11dijk#1178: in 1s you have so many more chances and opportunities to turn it around
jeroen11dijk#1178: in 2s you only get one chance per match and if you whiff you get a quickchat per second
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/PositiveDazzlingKite
jeroen11dijk#1178: but then they also blame you for them not scoring this
Kipje13#9878: Try overcommitting in 2s and compare that to 1s
Kipje13#9878: That difference is why people call 2s more forgiving
alion02#1973: hey @jeroen11dijk you up for some 2s tomorrow? |
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah sure
jeroen11dijk#1178: I finally won an OT but only because the opponent let me score in the last second and then didgnt go for kick off
alion02#1973: guess i misspoke, that's today
alion02#1973: didn't realize it was already next day ๐
alion02#1973: so are you down right now, later today or did you mean tomorrow?
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I can play in 7 houtrs
jeroen11dijk#1178: but Im playing so terrible
jeroen11dijk#1178: I lost another OT
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im now even more gratefull for the gifted win but that is technically a loss in the last seconds
jeroen11dijk#1178: I need some OT stats because I have the feeling Im the least clutch player there is
jeroen11dijk#1178: I did get carried for a 2s game so that rank is stil rising some how https://www.gifyourgame.com/TorquateGyralTori
Mal#5601: Anyone wanna play RL?
Mal#5601: (Private matches with the gang)
Mal#5601: I saw a sciguy typing, but then he died
jeroen11dijk#1178: @alion02 the matches might not happen |
Sciguymjm#5935: :GWqlabsRIP:
jeroen11dijk#1178: I might sober up in time though
Tangil#3830: Jeroen and streaming while drunk
Tangil#3830: Name a more iconic duo
Tangil#3830: Let this be true pls
jeroen11dijk#1178: Name a more iconic duo and let this pls be true speak against eachother
jeroen11dijk#1178: Also I was drunk during whatisaphones stream
Mal#5601: A more iconic duo? Redox and Missing
Tangil#3830: He's not missing
Tangil#3830: He's right here: @Darxeal
jeroen11dijk#1178: @Tangil do you wanna know another fun fact
Tangil#3830: Yea
jeroen11dijk#1178: I was also drunk during the video I did with Nico
Tangil#3830: Oh shit
jeroen11dijk#1178: And it recently got like a crap ton of extra viewers xD |
jeroen11dijk#1178: You are the only one who knows xD
Tangil#3830: You don't sound drunk
Tangil#3830: Jeroen confirmed functional alcoholic
jeroen11dijk#1178: really?
jeroen11dijk#1178: Because I felt like I spoke so slowly and just slurred everything
jeroen11dijk#1178: and yeah I always remember everything after drinking as well
jeroen11dijk#1178: its just that I tell more then I should
0x57696c6c#3433: you're hard to understand even when not drunk ||jk||
jeroen11dijk#1178: @0x57696c6c ๐
0x57696c6c#3433: ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: you are probably right though
0x57696c6c#3433: nah, you have a nice soothing voice
0x57696c6c#3433: good to fall asleep to
Tangil#3830: ResidentSleeper
jeroen11dijk#1178: And people say I'm hyper smh |
axelalex2#5793: @jeroen11dijk still want that replay analysis? now i would have a little time, and reconfigured the tools to make it happen
jeroen11dijk#1178: that would be nice!
jeroen11dijk#1178: should I send you the one from before
jeroen11dijk#1178: or just a random one?
axelalex2#5793: the one from before you wanted to have analysed, but somehow, i cannot find it with Discord Search
jeroen11dijk#1178: this is the one from before https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/559097880342691840/48D1620B4DB73386AFD8D1B3D36E628B.replay
jeroen11dijk#1178: never send it I believe
axelalex2#5793: `has: file` only shows pictures xd
jeroen11dijk#1178: it has a long ot though
jeroen11dijk#1178: but pretty sure I threw the first half made a good comeback
jeroen11dijk#1178: but the OT was really intense
axelalex2#5793: https://youtu.be/_U28-hopu-s
axelalex2#5793: @jeroen11dijk
jeroen11dijk#1178: Thanks
jeroen11dijk#1178: Will watch it later |
jeroen11dijk#1178: F for the games with Alion
alion02#1973: found myself replacement
jeroen11dijk#1178: Who ๐
alion02#1973: mart
jeroen11dijk#1178: @axelalex2 massive thanks for the replay analysis and I thought I could flex with my ceiling shot and then I saw 5 missed flicks and so many chances in overtime xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: and yeah the rotations were really bad, but pretty sure I gave up when I lost the 50/50 in OT like I normally do when I know I conceded but its a bit bad to do in OT
jeroen11dijk#1178: and the bump attempt early in OT was just to prevent the other guy from an easy clear and follow up after I just randomly jumped
axelalex2#5793: that ceiling shot really was ballsy, but you made it stick
axelalex2#5793: the air dribble earlier was just full up trash xd
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah true I was probably training it too much and jsut wanted a fancy play
jeroen11dijk#1178: although I like starting out with a risky play to show opponents that Im not afraid of failing them
jeroen11dijk#1178: the ceiling shot was just whatever since i was already quite behind
jeroen11dijk#1178: I do feel like I played way better in the OT then in the regular game seeing the chances I had which happens a lot during OT's I think
jeroen11dijk#1178: and then I eventually overcommit and concede ๐ฆ
Mal#5601: lol |
alion02#1973: @axelalex2 would you be interested in analysing a replay of mine? i just bombed a game and most of my conclusions end on "have better mechanics and/or reaction time", and that's not particularly helpful
axelalex2#5793: sure, i have a packed evening, so i would do it much later the evening, okay? maybe even tomorrow ^^
Mal#5601: Anyone wanna play some RL?
alion02#1973: 2s comp?
Mal#5601: Sure, give me 1 min
Mal#5601: Maybe slightly longer
alion02#1973: oof
alion02#1973: also voice yeah?
Mal#5601: yeah
Martmists#3740: Anyone up for 2s?
alion02#1973: oy tgd, i ain't got all evening
Mal#5601: Sorry, boutta come on
Mal#5601: https://medal.tv/clips/3599129/d1337zzXxhd3 Quality accuracy
Jonas#2222: Nice
Mal#5601: As you can see, pro merc user |
Jonas#2222: Merc = Octane
Parzival#1467: anyone wanna queue eu/us low champ casual? i dont care what rank you are
axelalex2#5793: @alion02 gotta do it tomorrow, my voice is not in a good mood after 3h30 of casting matches in TrackMania ^^
alion02#1973: no problem
jeroen11dijk#1178: RIP champ 2
jeroen11dijk#1178: I just keep losing by 1 goal
0x57696c6c#3433: wanna play with silver? ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: which in itself is a miracle seeing I score 3 own goals per game and miss 2 easy saves
jeroen11dijk#1178: sure but I will play like 2 games max I think
0x57696c6c#3433: Maybe stop imitating your bot
jeroen11dijk#1178: F for my rank
jeroen11dijk#1178: -13 because I lost in OT
0x57696c6c#3433: epic
Skyborg#0894: anyone wanna play?
jeroen11dijk#1178: not with you |
Skyborg#0894: but im plat now
Skyborg#0894: c+raks
Skyborg#0894: c+ranks skyborgff
calculated.gg#2787:
jeroen11dijk#1178: because I carried you xD
alion02#1973: oof
Tangil#3830: i mean jeroen is in champ for 2s
alion02#1973: oy jeroen how about me
Tangil#3830: and you're in gold 3 sky
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah but I dropped 50 ELO today
jeroen11dijk#1178: so big oof
jeroen11dijk#1178: @alion02 what about you?
alion02#1973: we were supposed to play uhh... was that yesterday? anyway, we were supposed to play and it didn't happen, are we gonna play Somedayโข?
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah sure
alion02#1973: so when's that Somedayโข? |
jeroen11dijk#1178: idk my planning is horrbile
alion02#1973: fair enough
jeroen11dijk#1178: even my free time is spend like garbage
jeroen11dijk#1178: but Im probably gonna be free tomorrow and the day afterwards
jeroen11dijk#1178: so I will definitely play a lot
axelalex2#5793: @alion02 https://youtu.be/E01r3gcv_ds
alion02#1973: yeeeet
jeroen11dijk#1178: yes finally we roast someone else xD
axelalex2#5793: you decided to get roasted by me, twice :P
alion02#1973: alrighty, so the gist of the first half is "you suck at shadowing oh and also use ball cam"
jeroen11dijk#1178: USE BALL CAM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
alion02#1973: first part useful, second part....... can't use ball cam sorry
axelalex2#5793: the second half is not that different xd
alion02#1973: i've played almost 300 hours without using ball cam at all
alion02#1973: it's a miracle i've started using it at all |
alion02#1973: there's a long way ahead
alion02#1973: but shadowing...... yeah i can see the problems
alion02#1973: and i will try to apply the solution of staying on the right side in future games
axelalex2#5793: idk, if there are pro replays of 1v1 publicly available, but i would just outright guess, that pros use about 90% ball cam and 10% car cam
jeroen11dijk#1178: just check johhnyboi youtube channel
alion02#1973: i cannot control where the ball goes when on ball cam
alion02#1973: and i can barely hit it on ball cam when aerialing
alion02#1973: until recently i had trouble hitting it in general
alion02#1973: so uhh... my skill on ball cam is around mid gold level at best
alion02#1973: last goal my brain just crashed because i didn't see the immediate shot possibility, and then the shot happened
dtracers#9598: @axelalex2 you could check with carball we have that information
axelalex2#5793: well, okay, but that doesn't help receiving pro replays :P
jeroen11dijk#1178: you can also just take a quick look at my gameplay ๐
axelalex2#5793: as reference how you should play? yikes
axelalex2#5793: @alion02 this is a replay of Kaydop and Scrub Killa (opposite teams tho) in 2v2. Just estimate how long Kaydop and Scrub Killa both use the ball cam instead of the car cam. I only watched the first 1m30, but even there, the relation is about 90% to 10%, maybe even more extreme. |
Using the 2nd stick to look around is a bonus you currently don't need, and you usually don't need up to GC. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/559760063342837760/BDF5E52811E9467B6A5A5D85D25A7D0A.replay
axelalex2#5793: And as always, if the best players do it, chances are high, that this is the best way to play the game.
alion02#1973: i used to use the stick a lot
alion02#1973: ...to look at the ball
jeroen11dijk#1178: boost*
alion02#1973: so uhhh
alion02#1973: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/559764024489672746/unknown.png
alion02#1973: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/559764094857641995/unknown.png
alion02#1973: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/559764280506056705/0f9.png
alion02#1973: after someone scored a splendid own goal i slipped up and told them "Nice one!", and in return they said "wow toxic b\*tch", proceeded to spam "What a save!" without skipping any replays on their goals, and after i went 7-5 up 30s before the end finished with "F\*CKERS LIKE YOU SHUOLD [sic] GO HANG ON A TREE"
alion02#1973: did i deserve this? opinions pls
alion02#1973: well, mostly the first 2, nobody deserves the last one
Tangil#3830: Yes you deserved all of that for that tiny mistake
Sciguymjm#5935: ez report
alion02#1973: oof |
alion02#1973: well ez report is one thing, i did feel bad tho after "Nice one!"ing them out of reflex
alion02#1973: didn't really have a chance to apologize in the flurry of "What a save!"s tho
alion02#1973: ...not that i'd want to after that
alion02#1973: oh, and this is the game that gets me back to diamond 2 เฒ _เฒ
jeroen11dijk#1178: report
jeroen11dijk#1178: although I like to banter with other I mostly start out with myself
jeroen11dijk#1178: and if they catch on we'll engage the shittalk mode and win ez
alion02#1973: also @axelalex2 shadow defense tips coming into play ***hard***
Parzival#1467: I think you deserved the quick chat spam but that's it
alion02#1973: understanda๐
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Parzival#1467: Also I'm really surprised you are diamond considering how you don't use ballcam much (I watched the video)
alion02#1973: in 2s i use ballcam a lot more, mostly because i'm not close to/about to hit the ball all the time
Parzival#1467: Oh, that makes sense then
alion02#1973: in 1s tho... can't hit ball well on ball cam => no ball cam
jeroen11dijk#1178: @alion02 so you are champ now? |
alion02#1973: uhh
alion02#1973: no?
alion02#1973: oh, play quality-wise
alion02#1973: we'll see
alion02#1973: currently i am climbing against 2s mid-champ tryhards
jeroen11dijk#1178: whats your current rank/MMR
alion02#1973: 900
jeroen11dijk#1178: Noice
jeroen11dijk#1178: I reached it almost before I fell off
alion02#1973: could just be a fluke still, but
alion02#1973: i feel a lot more solid in defense
alion02#1973: still shaky af in precise offense situations tho
alion02#1973: but that's mechanics, that won't improve overnight
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://fantasy.rocket-league.com/
jeroen11dijk#1178: people wanna do a league? |
Jonas#2222: When I see someone say Nice shot! after I own goal I tend to see how funny it actually is that I scored an own goal
Jonas#2222: Oh woops
Jonas#2222: https://discordapp.com/channels/348658686962696195/373900457845850112/559768340344602664
alion02#1973: my opponent likely just played the most tilting game of his life
alion02#1973: so many open net misses, so many close calls, so many dunks, so many whiffs
alion02#1973: boost misses, demo misses, misreads
alion02#1973: i mean
alion02#1973: the list goes on
alion02#1973: and all of that in just 3 excruciating minutes
alion02#1973: i was even mad about some of the dunks i did on him
alion02#1973: d1d2 --> d2d3 for now
alion02#1973: thanks @axelalex2 again ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: That's insane!
jeroen11dijk#1178: How close to champion?
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://youtu.be/QOdkd9Iu4eA |
jeroen11dijk#1178: Also I connect with Jessie on a spiritual level
axelalex2#5793: glad it helped ^^ but you got to remind yourself about some things you've learned every single time something goes wrong, like "did i lose because i didn't properly shadow defend again?" That's at least, what happens to me once in a while, completely ignoring what the key points of proper Rocket League play are, because i simply try to get faster and faster.
alion02#1973: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/559832217237454860/unknown.png
jeroen11dijk#1178: ๐
dtracers#9598: good job! ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: dude thats insane
alion02#1973: now time for champ
Sciguymjm#5935: wow
alion02#1973: basically my defense sucked ass and axel was the wake-up call
Kipje13#9878: nice, that is higher ranked than me ๐
dtracers#9598: nice job!
dtracers#9598: I wonder if there are stats we can use to track this improvement that could help @axelalex2 point out these issues quicker
axelalex2#5793: there might be, there might not be, got to check replays
alion02#1973: the fact that i'm a freaking *monster* at offense right now accents the defensive overhaul well
alion02#1973: i need to climb quickly before the spell wears off |
alion02#1973: i definitely feel champion right now
alion02#1973: uh oh, first 1k mmr opponent :P
Sciguymjm#5935: :GWqlabsSpyEyes:
alion02#1973: major kickoff yikes
alion02#1973: i think my not-fast kickoffs are too garbage for this rank ๐
alion02#1973: that's also something axel pointed out
alion02#1973: hm
Tangil#3830: alex is ultra lawful good
Tangil#3830: he carried alion in 1s
axelalex2#5793: remote
axelalex2#5793: xd
jeroen11dijk#1178: he kinda carried me as well but not as much as alion
jeroen11dijk#1178: can I get a refund
Tangil#3830: did you pay him in gratitude
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/BardicIncogLulu |
axelalex2#5793: well, there was much more potential in alion to succeed, he just sucked that badly in shadow defense
jeroen11dijk#1178: then again its not like I have stellar defence
jeroen11dijk#1178: so its my teammates fault, got ya
jeroen11dijk#1178: I finally won an OT against someone 50 MMR above me
jeroen11dijk#1178: even though we both could have won it 5 times before
jeroen11dijk#1178: I won back to back OT's
alion02#1973: how uncharacteristic of you
jeroen11dijk#1178: Yeah I know
jeroen11dijk#1178: maybe axel just hacks psyonix servers so we rank up
axelalex2#5793: 01101001010010101001010110110101110100101010110101
jeroen11dijk#1178: and I just lost in OT
jeroen11dijk#1178: blame axel
jeroen11dijk#1178: nvm was an unranked
jeroen11dijk#1178: playing unranked is the worst thing for your MMR
Sciguymjm#5935: its cuz you left the c.gg discord |
alion02#1973: heck
alion02#1973: there's a distinct difference between a 920 and a 980 player
alion02#1973: unfortunately i'm more closely matched against the former
alion02#1973: oh well
jeroen11dijk#1178: @Sciguymjm Im back now for good
jeroen11dijk#1178: also LOR has some nice stats are they from calculated ๐
Sciguymjm#5935: bottom right corner https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/559849132580274218/chrome_2019-03-25_16-59-41.png
jeroen11dijk#1178: HYPEEE
jeroen11dijk#1178: that window looked so clean
jeroen11dijk#1178: They should sell out more though
Skyborg#0894: @Sciguymjm THATS AWESOME!!
Skyborg#0894: what are the viewers saying?
Sciguymjm#5935: they liked it, I think. not much buzz, but we got some good suggestions for the next one
jeroen11dijk#1178: One point I saw was that Fairy used less boost total, but more on average
jeroen11dijk#1178: no clue if he was right but let me check |
axelalex2#5793: wait, how does that make sense?
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah thats whay I thought as well
jeroen11dijk#1178: but the VOD is not on youtube yet
dtracers#9598: average boost level is different than total boost used
Sciguymjm#5935: yeah average boost level is average number of boost in the tank
Sciguymjm#5935: so lower means he uses more
jeroen11dijk#1178: makes sense
axelalex2#5793: which would make sense
dtracers#9598: or was boost starved
Sciguymjm#5935: yeah that too. at high level play its not as important
Sciguymjm#5935: because they're really good at boost management
Jonas#2222: I need to become a Dominus main again
r0bbi3#0269: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/559854927925739520/unknown.png
r0bbi3#0269: alright i didnt get many points since it was an early forfeit
r0bbi3#0269: so excuse that |
axelalex2#5793: *boosted*
axelalex2#5793: xd
Sciguymjm#5935: dw, its always the rank up games that you get carried
Kipje13#9878: nice one robbie ๐
axelalex2#5793: how many to the champion rewards?
r0bbi3#0269: 9 more
Sciguymjm#5935: i got harassed about champ 3 and GC by none other than @twobackfromtheend for that exact issue
r0bbi3#0269: ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: twoback is the master at getting carried
jeroen11dijk#1178: so I would presume he would recognize such a situation immediately
jeroen11dijk#1178: also congrats @r0bbi3
r0bbi3#0269: ty ty
Parzival#1467: yeah, gratz, hitting champ is a good feeling
jeroen11dijk#1178: I always thought Robbie was really bad at the game though
jeroen11dijk#1178: are you sure its not your bot? |
dtracers#9598: wildfire is pretty good
Parzival#1467: wildfire a fast boi
jeroen11dijk#1178: he has a champ level bot but he doesnt want us to feel bad
Parzival#1467: hmmmm
Sciguymjm#5935: :GWqlabsThinkBan:
jeroen11dijk#1178: so he just keeps giving us a better version over time
Parzival#1467: ok so my gf is like 300 mmr and everyone loses/gains mmr in the 30s (shown using bakkesmod)
Parzival#1467: i think at champ 1 i was changing like 7-9 per match
Parzival#1467: whats the deal with that?
Parzival#1467: maybe just because placements, but that would mean everyone in the match was in placements
Sciguymjm#5935: how many games played?
Sciguymjm#5935: also the differential might get weird down there
axelalex2#5793: how many games played *recently*? and with who?
Parzival#1467: very few, and solo q
jeroen11dijk#1178: anyone wanna play? |
0x57696c6c#3433: yes
Parzival#1467: i need to pay attention to if the other players are ranked or in placements when the mmr changes that much
Parzival#1467: also im down for casual
axelalex2#5793: i'm in, too
0x57696c6c#3433: idc about rank so I'm up for anything
0x57696c6c#3433: 2v2?
0x57696c6c#3433: Parz, axel, yeroon, and me?
axelalex2#5793: hop on into VC ^^
Parzival#1467: https://steamcommunity.com/id/parzival_6/
Jonas#2222: I'm up
Jonas#2222: @Parzival You are really quiet for me
Parzival#1467: yes, its my end
Jonas#2222: I'm grand plat
Parzival#1467: dont worry
Sciguymjm#5935: @Parzival yo where in mass are you |
dtracers#9598: is a mass rlbot meetup happening?
Sciguymjm#5935: i mean, idk anyone else in mass
jeroen11dijk#1178: mass?
twobackfromtheend#1471: mass. the thing that happens every Sunday outside the pope's residence
dtracers#9598: you know church
Sciguymjm#5935: yeah
Sciguymjm#5935: catholics represent
jeroen11dijk#1178: didnt know you were so religious
jeroen11dijk#1178: also I know people gather in the vatican but never kenw the terminology
dtracers#9598: mass = massachusetts its a location ๐
Sciguymjm#5935: i think they got that it was a joke, but there was a high probability they didn't know i was talking about the state
jeroen11dijk#1178: I expected it to be a location in America
jeroen11dijk#1178: but now I learn more about Catholicism
jeroen11dijk#1178: so now I know what Im gonna do when Im in Rome
dtracers#9598: were you not already going to just do what the romans do @jeroen11dijk ? |
jeroen11dijk#1178: @dtracers and that is?
Sciguymjm#5935: lmao
Sciguymjm#5935: wooosh
dtracers#9598: I'm speechless
jeroen11dijk#1178: what is woooosh
Tangil#3830: what happened in rome because if it's a bad thing it wouldn't have happened in milan just saying
dtracers#9598: is it not a phrase in europe?
Tangil#3830: what's not a phrase
dtracers#9598: https://www.gingersoftware.com/content/phrases/when-in-rome-do-as-the-romans-do/
Tangil#3830: also europe has like a million different languages
Sciguymjm#5935: and none of them are english :smart:
dtracers#9598: This is not really a phrase that only makes sense in one language
Tangil#3830: @Mal sciguy just insulted you
Tangil#3830: i had heard of that phrase before but it didn't ring any bells when you said it. i thought you were referring to the killing of jesus or something when you said stuff about the romans doing something
Sciguymjm#5935: :GWlulurdWaitWhat: |
Tangil#3830: like you know how the romans crucified jesus right
dtracers#9598: but that would not make sense in context of who i just replied to
Tangil#3830: well it made sense in my head because you were talking about catholicism
Tangil#3830: and i thought i was missing some link
Tangil#3830: #off-topic
Sciguymjm#5935: yeah lol it was just out of nowhere
Sciguymjm#5935: BANIME
jeroen11dijk#1178: Redox associates me with killing jesus
jeroen11dijk#1178: also I heard the expression once before which was probably on here
Tangil#3830: yeah good job dtracers
Tangil#3830: there he goes again associating people with killing jesus, gosh
Tangil#3830: there he goes again associating people with killing jesus, gosh
dtracers#9598: !dtracers
Sciguymjm#5935: #off-topic
dtracers#9598: you know who likes killing people? |
Sciguymjm#5935: reeeeeeeeeeee
jeroen11dijk#1178: the romans?
dtracers#9598: sledge
dtracers#9598: he is good about killing people in game to open up a position for you to score
Tangil#3830: wow smooth
Tangil#3830: wow smooth
dtracers#9598: I think he once killed jesus too.
it was like batman_jesusXXX420 or something like that
Tangil#3830: great segue into #human-rl
dtracers#9598: ๐
dtracers#9598: #on-topic
dtracers#9598: #on-topic
alion02#1973: got greedy and played 4 more games
alion02#1973: went 3-1 so all's good
jeroen11dijk#1178: whats your MMR? |
alion02#1973: ehhh, hell if i know
alion02#1973: probably somewhere near 940
jeroen11dijk#1178: c+ranks alion02
calculated.gg#2787:
Sciguymjm#5935: i wonder if i would even hit diamond 3 in 1s
jeroen11dijk#1178: I once was 1 MMR away from it
dtracers#9598: i am struggling to hit plat 2 in 1s ๐
Sciguymjm#5935: i need to 1v1 one of you guys to see if i can even beat a 1s main
alion02#1973: @Sciguymjm o no, so you'd be one of those people that are constantly way faster than me and beat me to everything yet still somehow almost lose/actually lose?
Sciguymjm#5935: yeah because i don't play 1s
alion02#1973: because those people are Very Not Funโข to play against
Sciguymjm#5935: aw :(
alion02#1973: well, i would definitely want a showmatch
alion02#1973: since
jeroen11dijk#1178: you just have to let them play themselfs |
alion02#1973: this time it'd be willingly
alion02#1973: not in the middle of climbing 1s
Sciguymjm#5935: yeah true
alion02#1973: although you're from 'merica, so one of us is gonna have it tough
jeroen11dijk#1178: if they keep conceding stupid goals in their mind they will just play faster and riskier
Sciguymjm#5935: this is my 1s experience https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/559868834123743261/unknown.png
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im fine with playing you on NA servers
alion02#1973: right? you are from america?
Sciguymjm#5935: yeah. my connection is good
Sciguymjm#5935: usually <100 ping to eu
Sciguymjm#5935: i had 4 games of 1s last season
Sciguymjm#5935: all wins
alion02#1973: i'd be down for a mixed server or eu showmatch, so hmu when you're free
Sciguymjm#5935: ok. what timezone are you in
alion02#1973: utc+1 |
Sciguymjm#5935: kk
alion02#1973: i'm usually free most of the day tho
Sciguymjm#5935: yeah the problem is me. probably would have to be a weekend
Sciguymjm#5935: 1s main(s) vs washed up S9 GC. add jeroen to the mix. League of RLBot $0 showmatch
alion02#1973: i'm gonna get so clapped on kickoffs it's not even funny
Kipje13#9878: you should be able to beat me in 1s @alion02
Kipje13#9878: c+ranks kipje13
calculated.gg#2787:
alion02#1973: yeah
jeroen11dijk#1178: we can make it a fun tournament
alion02#1973: i'm not even gonna question it, i play against profiles like these all the time ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
jeroen11dijk#1178: have some stats for the open nets I missed
alion02#1973: lol
jeroen11dijk#1178: the amount of seconds Im slower then sciguy
dtracers#9598: c+ranks dtracers |
calculated.gg#2787:
alion02#1973: @jeroen11dijk they're gonna have to upgrade to `long`s if they're using 32-bit ints
dtracers#9598: c+stat average_speed dtracers
calculated.gg#2787: Could not find stat: average speed
dtracers#9598: ๐ฎ
alion02#1973: bot_ded
Sciguymjm#5935: c+stat speed dtracers
calculated.gg#2787: 14689.0076716496
Sciguymjm#5935: smh
Sciguymjm#5935: c+stat speed dtracers Sciguymjm 76561198158204200 alion02
Jonas#2222: c+stat ranks Parzival
calculated.gg#2787:
Jonas#2222: c+stat ranks Parzival
dtracers#9598: c+stat time_at_super_sonic dtracers Sciguymjm 76561198158204200 alion02
calculated.gg#2787: |
Sciguymjm#5935: @Jonas it's c+ranks
Jonas#2222: oh thanks
Jonas#2222: c+ranks Parzival
calculated.gg#2787:
Sciguymjm#5935: thats not him though lol
Jonas#2222: lol
Sciguymjm#5935: c+ranks parzival_6
calculated.gg#2787:
Jonas#2222: still unranked
Kipje13#9878: c+stat speed kipje13
calculated.gg#2787: 14592.9072265625
Jonas#2222: but 1200 elo
Kipje13#9878: damn, im slow
Jonas#2222: c+stat speed thescorpion66
calculated.gg#2787: 14110.6684570312 |
Jonas#2222: Is that slow?
dtracers#9598: c+stat time_at_slow_speed dtracers Sciguymjm 76561198158204200 alion02
calculated.gg#2787:
dtracers#9598: @alion02 seems this is somewhere where you could improve?
Sciguymjm#5935: fyi im at the high end for my rank for time_at_slow_speed
Sciguymjm#5935: c+stat time_at_slow_speed Sciguymjm synthex Peabs GCBTW
calculated.gg#2787:
dtracers#9598: Yeah you are always moving
jeroen11dijk#1178: that also depends on the gamemode I think
jeroen11dijk#1178: but somehow i managed to find another book I wanna read so Im off
Jonas#2222: Humble pi?
Skyborg#0894: ^^ I wanna read this one
alion02#1973: @dtracers what do you mean? where can i improve?
Sciguymjm#5935: I mean, moving faster in a controlled way is a huge part of ranking up
Sciguymjm#5935: so yeah you could "improve" it, but that's pretty much playing more and ranking up |
dtracers#9598: have a long "slow" moving time
dtracers#9598: implies that you spend time second guessing or waiting
dtracers#9598: which is different than just "go fast"
dtracers#9598: time slow is basically where you are going very slow
alion02#1973: is accurate, i slow down a lot when dribbling and getting dribbled
alion02#1973: i can say that my slow dribbles are often useful, however
alion02#1973: because people get impatient and challange and i just flick it way over them
alion02#1973: backflip flick*
alion02#1973: i'm good at those
dtracers#9598: hmmm We should have an additional dribble speed
Sciguymjm#5935: ```
1s rank | speed
---------+------------------
0 | 13815.2459905033
1 | 13073.2729890046 |
2 | 12702.7074967505
3 | 12795.2379515856
4 | 12795.3629593475
5 | 13072.787431647
6 | 13475.9490788821
7 | 13551.0445921131
8 | 13713.5295190939
9 | 13856.1489089392
10 | 13974.2174060862
11 | 14124.3658720009
12 | 14290.7690852741
13 | 14418.7286964003
14 | 14457.9319161014
15 | 14510.3153955786
16 | 14541.2148308255 |
17 | 14634.4616219274
18 | 14696.9481655725
19 | 14609.8210391144
```
I mean...
Sciguymjm#5935: generally, higher speed = better
dtracers#9598: you should have done the graph ๐
Sciguymjm#5935: that wasn't 1s ๐
Sciguymjm#5935: ```
1s rank | speed | time at slow speed
---------+------------------+--------------------
0 | 13815.2459905033 | 41.8627828610491
1 | 13073.2729890046 | 33.9416298777969
2 | 12702.7074967505 | 43.8960834422582
3 | 12795.2379515856 | 49.4395004460046 |
4 | 12795.3629593475 | 50.5271523812652
5 | 13072.787431647 | 48.5522502373654
6 | 13475.9490788821 | 45.6998483440136
7 | 13551.0445921131 | 44.6558181573564
8 | 13713.5295190939 | 43.1215739051806
9 | 13856.1489089392 | 41.1827272171137
10 | 13974.2174060862 | 40.8075721415949
11 | 14124.3658720009 | 38.6682436716737
12 | 14290.7690852741 | 37.549502195522
13 | 14418.7286964003 | 36.3725191517229
14 | 14457.9319161014 | 36.0991354942969
15 | 14510.3153955786 | 35.6388579853858
16 | 14541.2148308255 | 35.4992961954247
17 | 14634.4616219274 | 34.5786733506188
18 | 14696.9481655725 | 34.9285662605979 |
19 | 14609.8210391144 | 36.3157774718513
```
twobackfromtheend#1471: something happens at gc
Sciguymjm#5935: its because we have no gc games remember
Parzival#1467: what do you mean you have no gc games?
Sciguymjm#5935: we have very little gc 1s games because nobody plays 1s, and a very small amount is GC
axelalex2#5793: was played quite frequently 1 year ago, but not anymore
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/560055606464217088/unknown.png
Jonas#2222: ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/LoneWhichJunebug
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/FlamboyantImmenseGelding
'
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/CookedLazyIsabellineshrike
jeroen11dijk#1178: this was my OT
jeroen11dijk#1178: then I played a 2s game were I whiffed another ez save in OT |
alion02#1973: as expected, i have become significantly worse overnight
alion02#1973: six in a row, nine in total
alion02#1973: kickoff goals is how i just lost a game 5-12
jeroen11dijk#1178: loses?
alion02#1973: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/560078244775460875/unknown.png
alion02#1973: kickoff goals
alion02#1973: in one game
alion02#1973: 9/12 of the guy's goals were kickoff goals
jeroen11dijk#1178: reading is hard xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: do you still not dodge during kick offs?
alion02#1973: nope, but that's not even relevant: push, pull, def, delayed
alion02#1973: i tried all of these
alion02#1973: in various positions
alion02#1973: he fucked me on all of them
alion02#1973: there was no point in scoring a goal, because he would just get 2 back |
jeroen11dijk#1178: but by not dodging you are there slower
jeroen11dijk#1178: and with less boost meanign that recoveries are way harder
alion02#1973: yeah, but what i mean is that i can usually do something else
alion02#1973: and still win/not lose kickoffs horribly
alion02#1973: and my fingers can't do fast kickoff
alion02#1973: but this guy just
Jonas#2222: Kickoffs are hard to master
alion02#1973: he had me on everything
alion02#1973: i'm traumatized
jeroen11dijk#1178: F
jeroen11dijk#1178: well playing 2s while watching series also doesnt help
jeroen11dijk#1178: inbefore I drop out of champ 1 as well
0x57696c6c#3433: I can help with that
jeroen11dijk#1178: its amazing how you can go from being able to play decent in champ 2 to just diamond 3 in such a short notice
jeroen11dijk#1178: sadly its never the other way around because going up in 2s is soo damn hard |
alion02#1973: i'm so close to d3d3
alion02#1973: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/560088609793900584/unknown.png
alion02#1973: yeet ๐ฏ
alion02#1973: beat a champ
alion02#1973: so excited
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/BiodegradableArtisticCats
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/SphericalDeficientAmethystsunbird
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/ExcellentMisguidedBasil
jeroen11dijk#1178: I just keep losing against myselkf
jeroen11dijk#1178: like how can I start a match like this
jeroen11dijk#1178: if I could hit the ball sometimes I would be 4-0 up after 1 minute and had an ez game now Im 4-0 and have to push even harder to make a comeback
jeroen11dijk#1178: I feel like every decision I make leads to me conceding
jeroen11dijk#1178: and it ofcourse always happen whenever I have the whole afternoon to play
jeroen11dijk#1178: its like I have been playing well recently and now I have time to promote
my brain: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/560094867603324938/2v1rjh.png |
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/AcclaimedBadHapuku
Tangil#3830: What the frick alion is actually getting good
axelalex2#5793: *Get your Rocket League Coach now!!! 50% in Sale!*
Tangil#3830: Alex carry me from bronze 1 to rlcs please
jeroen11dijk#1178: X https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/560121761421590541/unknown.png
jeroen11dijk#1178: although I must admit I peaked 1s at 900 yesterday
jeroen11dijk#1178: so maybe its in there somewhere ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: @Tangil you wanna play?
Tangil#3830: Uh sure when I get to my computer
Tangil#3830: But I'm trash af rn
Tangil#3830: Haven't played proper RL in a while
alion02#1973: bruh
alion02#1973: FeelsForgottenMan
Tangil#3830: wdym
alion02#1973: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/560133302523133970/unknown.png |
alion02#1973: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/560133317723422721/unknown.png
alion02#1973: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/560133333154136114/unknown.png
alion02#1973: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/560133361046126642/unknown.png
jeroen11dijk#1178: @alion02 I didnt wanna bother your road to champ
alion02#1973: i'll take any road to champ i can get
Tangil#3830: @alion02 sure
alion02#1973: y'all know i'm open to 2s all the time
Tangil#3830: am bad though
Tangil#3830: or @jeroen11dijk if you wanna play
alion02#1973: also i'm getting sick and tired of kickoff goals so
alion02#1973: ugh
jeroen11dijk#1178: hahaha whats your current rank?
alion02#1973: 2s? d1
alion02#1973: 1s d3d2
Tangil#3830: c+ranks alion02 |
calculated.gg#2787:
Tangil#3830: c+ranks theblocks_
calculated.gg#2787:
jeroen11dijk#1178: 954 ๐
alion02#1973: yep
alion02#1973: but i need to learn kickoffs to progress, i feel
alion02#1973: ahh, the good old times back in plat where i destroyed everyone on kickoffs
alion02#1973: "old".... that was like a month ago
alion02#1973: not even
jeroen11dijk#1178: lol a month ago I was also where I am now
alion02#1973: i would still be rotting away in d1 if not for axel
Tangil#3830: ^^^ jeroen
jeroen11dijk#1178: redox?
Tangil#3830: jeroen?
Tangil#3830: i imagine what alion is feeling rn is what i felt when i went from plat to diamond |
Tangil#3830: and now i'm stuck
Tangil#3830: \:'(
jeroen11dijk#1178: I feel like Im always stuck
alion02#1973: anyway so uhh... do any of you wanna play rn or should i continue my 1s road to champ for now?
Tangil#3830: i can play
Tangil#3830: but i'll be bad
alion02#1973: splendid
jeroen11dijk#1178: same
alion02#1973: splendid
alion02#1973: shame i don't play 3s
jeroen11dijk#1178: samer xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: I will just skip
Tangil#3830: play with jeroen cause he's gooder
alion02#1973: uhh
alion02#1973: depends |
alion02#1973: also i feel like 2 1s mains in a lobby doesn't work too well
alion02#1973: well, we did have some good session sometimes
alion02#1973: anyway, whatever, jero said he'll skip so
alion02#1973: vc?
Kipje13#9878: https://www.gifyourgame.com/GushyFlimsySergeantguy
Jonas#2222: !thegif
RLBot#1485: https://gfycat.com/CleanSphericalCobra credits to Chip
Jonas#2222: Ok not really
Kipje13#9878: https://gfycat.com/whichfrenchgannet here is my replica of the chip gif ๐
Jonas#2222: hehe
Jonas#2222: You should ad the player thing ๐
Jonas#2222: I feel like what happened in thegif was a little lucky ๐
0x57696c6c#3433: a little luck goes a long way
Kipje13#9878: well, yeah, the way that it bounced from the crossbar back to the car is kinda lucky
Kipje13#9878: but its more about showing of the aerial |
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