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axelalex2#5793: @Fyshฮฟkid#5248
snokbaz#2903: played few 2v2 in hopes of a good replay for an analysis
snokbaz#2903: it was a disaster
snokbaz#2903: i need "marine training"-like program to improve my mechanics
snokbaz#2903: @axelalex2 @Lie Algebra Cow pls help
axelalex2#5793: every replay is analysable
jeroen11dijk#1178: @Fyshokid how did you manage to lose to kipje?
snokbaz#2903: https://www.gifyourgame.com/HapticSwordlikeXdeath
snokbaz#2903: also i need better strats for kickoffs
snokbaz#2903: doing it 1s-style can be punishing
snokbaz#2903: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579342528214597652/6876B2274A67C0C2883ABC8B3B266B94.replay
snokbaz#2903: plat, huh?
snokbaz#2903: at this point i don't even know how to win 2s games
snokbaz#2903: it's either i hesitate if i should go or if i certain i usually just whiff
bah#2368: i made plat 2 in 2s! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579343803085750272/plat2.JPG |
snokbaz#2903: finally smth positive in this channel xD
snokbaz#2903: grats
Lie Algebra Cow#1533: @snokbaz give me like an hour and a half and I can stream a replay review and give you training packs
snokbaz#2903: public humiliation that is xD
snokbaz#2903: just ping me when you ready
snokbaz#2903: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579367979628888089/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: that moment when im not sure if guy calls my name or is confused
snokbaz#2903: xD
Lie Algebra Cow#1533: starting up now @snokbaz : <https://www.twitch.tv/liealgebracow>
snokbaz#2903: @Lie Algebra Cow im there
Eastvillage#2628: half-flip-bump-goal
https://gfycat.com/miserablefirstkingbird
snokbaz#2903: welcome @r0bbi3
snokbaz#2903: almost gc
snokbaz#2903: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579442143769133086/unknown.png |
snokbaz#2903: ok guys, i think MM is rigged
snokbaz#2903: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579443917477642292/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: won every game as blue team, lost as orange
axelalex2#5793: well, you better blue then
Parzival#1467: blue team is usually better :smart:
snokbaz#2903: @twobackfromtheend do you have color based winrate stats on calc.gg ?
Tangil#3830: @snokbaz https://discordapp.com/channels/348658686962696195/373900457845850112/575436076840255488
Mine is more red and orange but it's similar
snokbaz#2903: i know
snokbaz#2903: just tried to pretend you do insane moves
snokbaz#2903: ๐
Tangil#3830: Lol
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/DamagedDifferentBaldeagle
jeroen11dijk#1178: like why does he spawn there
jeroen11dijk#1178: also 20 seconds later it was 4-0 |
jeroen11dijk#1178: like how does that always happen
snokbaz#2903: https://twitter.com/tehdaRL/status/1129123455209738246?s=19
snokbaz#2903: but probably you just unlucky
jeroen11dijk#1178: nah Im just too shite or too high ranked
jeroen11dijk#1178: just like last season I should have FFed the first 30 matches and start out in gold
jeroen11dijk#1178: so yeah here we go again
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/MarvelousGivingBullfrog
jeroen11dijk#1178: I think gold is still too high for me
jeroen11dijk#1178: why wasnt I placed in silver?
jeroen11dijk#1178: #MMIsBroken
snokbaz#2903: try playing casual 1v1
jeroen11dijk#1178: but that wont demote me
jeroen11dijk#1178: also its full of people wanting to do freestyles
jeroen11dijk#1178: and otherwise its a 50/50 who wins 10-0
jeroen11dijk#1178: I need a demote button so it doesnt take up my time xD |
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579626424647024675/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: reported for griefing
Mal#5601: you ok there jeroen?
snokbaz#2903: question is if jeroen is a mafia or jester
Mal#5601: neither
jeroen11dijk#1178: nah Im legit getting outplayed left right and center
jeroen11dijk#1178: like Im currently 6-0 behind
jeroen11dijk#1178: and the guy has missed the ball more often then he hit it
snokbaz#2903: coz you are throwing
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/LavishSolidJaeger
snokbaz#2903: send full replay
snokbaz#2903: yikes
Mal#5601: You ok there jer? I think you may be having a stroke
snokbaz#2903: watch some anime
Mal#5601: That is the opposite of what he should do (BANIME) |
snokbaz#2903: #off-topic would disagree
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579630764820267009/C2148B0C11E97A27F05596A8D16595B0.replay
Mal#5601: Yeah, but this is #human-rl not #off-topic
jeroen11dijk#1178: also I finally have some time to play but I just cant play
snokbaz#2903: look at contributors pfp
snokbaz#2903: damn weebs
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/BrutishAffinedInstructoraki
snokbaz#2903: u r outnumbered tgd
Mal#5601: Banime has always been outnumbered, but it has always triumphed, I am not worried ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: tbh this is the best rank
jeroen11dijk#1178: the opponents dont challenge so I can do whatever
jeroen11dijk#1178: and they score the open nets and win the game
jeroen11dijk#1178: promotion xD https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579633298964480000/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: seems like you r messing around like it's a free play
snokbaz#2903: lazy af gameplay |
jeroen11dijk#1178: in freeplay I actually manage to hit the ball though
snokbaz#2903: my games in silver 3 d4 were more intense than ur plat gameplay
snokbaz#2903: i don't understand what you try to achieve in one
snokbaz#2903: you don't do experimental stuff for an improvement, yet don't tryhard to rank up
jeroen11dijk#1178: I just wanna have fun
jeroen11dijk#1178: and that is mostly done by having equal matchups
snokbaz#2903: look for 1v1 tourney
snokbaz#2903: then you need to climb back to diamond
jeroen11dijk#1178: those are never equal
snokbaz#2903: go in c1 then
jeroen11dijk#1178: either I smack them or they smack me
jeroen11dijk#1178: in ranked you should get similar opponents every game
jeroen11dijk#1178: its never the case but its the best we got
jeroen11dijk#1178: c1 in 1s is never gonna happen
jeroen11dijk#1178: but then again if I manage to hit the ball once in a while Im now to low ranked |
jeroen11dijk#1178: so then I have to lay back a bit to make sure I can also lose the game
snokbaz#2903: well, look for a discord dedicated to 1v1
snokbaz#2903: you won't get "fair" matchups in 1s coz that's not the main mode
snokbaz#2903: and if you can slap diamond players, how is it fair to play vs gold or plats ?
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im currently still getting smacked so I would say how fair is it for me xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: but yeah ranked is not the issue and Im fine with it
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im the issue
snokbaz#2903: you are getting smacked coz you play like stoned fuck
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im so inconsistent which is absolutely BS and I choke massively which is also absolutely bs
snokbaz#2903: in 7 - 3 game you weren't even trying
snokbaz#2903: you lost most of ur kickoffs, went for too many aerials
snokbaz#2903: and not even good ones
jeroen11dijk#1178: I was though but maybe I was playing a little reserved in case I would pop off
jeroen11dijk#1178: I lose most of my kickoffs
jeroen11dijk#1178: and if I can go for aerials I will do so |
jeroen11dijk#1178: especially if I know I can be back on time which was the case
snokbaz#2903: except you weren't xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: thats true xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: he managed to score more open nets then expected
jeroen11dijk#1178: but its fine because I need to get better aerials anyway
snokbaz#2903: 1v1 me in full tryhard mode
jeroen11dijk#1178: when?
snokbaz#2903: now
jeroen11dijk#1178: also I dont have full try hard mode like I have in running
jeroen11dijk#1178: I dont know how to do extra shit when necessary
snokbaz#2903: whatever, im bad
snokbaz#2903: just try to stomp me
jeroen11dijk#1178: @snokbaz I just couldnt create any chances at all
jeroen11dijk#1178: and I whiffed so often at crucial times
jeroen11dijk#1178: but thats good at deranking is you can change up your playstyle a bit |
jeroen11dijk#1178: because now I have to learn to create again
snokbaz#2903: i know that me missing that kickoff is unacceptable , i even slowed down a bit just to make sure i make contact
snokbaz#2903: but i was stunned by ur glorious whiff
snokbaz#2903: you were miles away from the ball
snokbaz#2903: xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I didnt dodge
jeroen11dijk#1178: in that case just hit the brakes and drive the ball in the goal
snokbaz#2903: and that 2nd kickoff when you stood mid waiting for my touch
snokbaz#2903: i saw you do that in a replay
jeroen11dijk#1178: hahaha I always do it xD
snokbaz#2903: i just thought i still could boom it above you
jeroen11dijk#1178: and the kickoff after I whiffed you could have scored as well meaning you would be in the lead
snokbaz#2903: i could've scored during that kickoff, after you missed ur aerial(but also it was close, you could've scored that), and whiffed few easy shots and saves
snokbaz#2903: like really easy ones
snokbaz#2903: i like how you boost starved me at some point |
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah Im quite good at that
jeroen11dijk#1178: but then I cant really score since I have the ball in the corner
jeroen11dijk#1178: so I take it back to my gal
jeroen11dijk#1178: but if I lost it would have been because of my whiffs
jeroen11dijk#1178: one of your first goals was caused by it as well
snokbaz#2903: tbf everyone whiffs in 1s
jeroen11dijk#1178: true, but I can do it like for 30 seconds straight and throw the game
jeroen11dijk#1178: if you scored those 2 kick off goals I would have 100% lost
snokbaz#2903: well, if you didnt whiffs some of your shots i wouldn't score other goals
snokbaz#2903: it's not like i outplayed you
jeroen11dijk#1178: I rarely get outplayed I either just whiff a shot or a save or Im totally out of position
snokbaz#2903: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579641653992620045/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579641780010614785/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: seems like you didn't fix ur boost usage
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I dont know what I do wrong |
jeroen11dijk#1178: this is boosting while supersonic right?
jeroen11dijk#1178: of are there other cases?
snokbaz#2903: wasted usage Boost used when supersonic.
snokbaz#2903: watching replay from your POV
snokbaz#2903: you had 2 scoring opportunities in first 30 sec, but you just failed a tough shot and bounce dribble
snokbaz#2903: and not in a whiff way
snokbaz#2903: just need to practice
snokbaz#2903: also recoveries need some work
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I tend to do that a lot
jeroen11dijk#1178: even though it was better for a bit
jeroen11dijk#1178: but then I took a break
jeroen11dijk#1178: and now im shite
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I should have been 2-0 up
snokbaz#2903: just watched ur fake kickoff
snokbaz#2903: how often does it work ? |
snokbaz#2903: seems like it will go above you if opponents hits the ball with even littl elevation
snokbaz#2903: https://www.gifyourgame.com/AntlikePensiveTowerofyikk
snokbaz#2903: interesting pass, wish i could react faster/better
jeroen11dijk#1178: if they shoot it straight its very likely to work
jeroen11dijk#1178: but often they will push it to the side
jeroen11dijk#1178: so you have to see if the opponent goes straight
snokbaz#2903: i just didn't expect you to pop it like that
snokbaz#2903: https://www.gifyourgame.com/HealthySixtyGatta
snokbaz#2903: why my touch did nothing
snokbaz#2903: also https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579648110653866031/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: ๐ค
snokbaz#2903: time to change name
jeroen11dijk#1178: I definitly thought you would you score there
jeroen11dijk#1178: but I though the same about me
snokbaz#2903: love bump plays in 3s |
Martmists#3740: Anyone wanna team?
Lie Algebra Cow#1533: @snokbaz that tweet about choosing spawns after demos is a troll, it doesn't actually work
snokbaz#2903: rip
_DaCoolOne_#6111: Actually, I had an idea for Adversity... What if Adversity detects when there are two Adversitys in game, and when there are two then after demoing the player, one will try to demo the player at the first spawn point, the other will go for the second.
_DaCoolOne_#6111: Insta-demos for days
snokbaz#2903: inb4 invulnerability on respawn added
_DaCoolOne_#6111: And then if there's a third Adversity he will go for the ball >:)
snokbaz#2903: or adversity is kicked for spawn killing
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/SpellboundMopeyCyangaramonde
jeroen11dijk#1178: I thought I would go for a safe kick off while I was going for the fast one all day
snokbaz#2903: just make sure opponent doesnt score when bots go for demo
jeroen11dijk#1178: and then I lost in OT
snokbaz#2903: how is it safe though
snokbaz#2903: xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: but atleast my boost management is better https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/579704291921625130/unknown.png |
jeroen11dijk#1178: because I used it all my game time basically
snokbaz#2903: are you in silver yet?
jeroen11dijk#1178: plat 2
jeroen11dijk#1178: I wanted to end on 700+ mmr
jeroen11dijk#1178: but I lost the game at 699 and then I quit
bah#2368: Plat 1 d3 :(
snokbaz#2903: not a big dropoff
snokbaz#2903: dont stress it
Martmists#3740: mfw still gold
bah#2368: in what mode?
bah#2368: still mid-gold for 1s ๐ฆ
bah#2368: gold 2 d2
Tangil#3830: reposting from @qb https://clips.twitch.tv/WonderfulBillowingTomatoBrokeBack
Tangil#3830: cjcj is a treasure
jeroen11dijk#1178: cjcj is amazing |
bah#2368: damn, @Tangil i feel personally attacked
Tangil#3830: why
bah#2368: tf?
bah#2368: just got matched against two people of higher ranks than both myself and my teammate
axelalex2#5793: winning streak?
bah#2368: nope
bah#2368: was pretty stagnant
bah#2368: now starting to get onto a streak
bah#2368: holy shit
bah#2368: im actually playing far better than ever b4
bah#2368: how hard is getting from plat to diamond? how long did it take you?
bah#2368: plat 2 d3
bah#2368: dude
bah#2368: i fucking hate this game
bah#2368: was winning 6-4 |
bah#2368: 1 min left
bah#2368: my wifi just dies
bah#2368: and my ping goes to 500
bah#2368: so we lose
Tangil#3830: Shouldn't you be hating your WiFi then
bah#2368: Sort of?
bah#2368: This is the only game with which there are issues
jeroen11dijk#1178: I just lost a game because I missed the ball 5 times on kick off
jeroen11dijk#1178: and then I got outplayed thrice and almost made the 9-5 comeback
snokbaz#2903: yikes
jeroen11dijk#1178: dont do fast kickoff without warm up
jeroen11dijk#1178: like my brain cant handle the input
snokbaz#2903: or you just need a better practice
jeroen11dijk#1178: I just did it twice again
bah#2368: @snokbaz are you in diamond or plat? |
snokbaz#2903: plat in 2v2, diamond in 3v3
bah#2368: How long did it take you to get from plat to diamond?
bah#2368: I'm plat 2 d2 or something in 2s and plat 1 in 3s
snokbaz#2903: depends on from where we start counting
bah#2368: From the first time when you entered plat
bah#2368: I just want to know if I can get to diamomd, this season
snokbaz#2903: i played 150h of only casuals, without paying attention to practice or proper rotation etc
bah#2368: I'm climbing pretty fast within plat 2s, but it's kind of slow
snokbaz#2903: i ended up in g2 after placements ( early february i believe)
snokbaz#2903: i peaked plat1 that season but deranked back to gold
snokbaz#2903: so if we count from that thats it's been whole spring
snokbaz#2903: and if we count from moment i actually broke past plat1 d3+ then it took me a week
bah#2368: So, it's feasible to get from plat 2 to diamond b4 the end of the season?
snokbaz#2903: season just started
bah#2368: I can play at least 200 hours in that time |
snokbaz#2903: so ofc it's possible
snokbaz#2903: first ~3 times i got to plat i couldn't stay there for long
snokbaz#2903: so i quit 3v3 and would play 1s and 2s
snokbaz#2903: also would fly a lot in workshop maps
snokbaz#2903: after i was burned out of grinding 1s, i played 3s and got from 680 mmr( few wins away from plat) to 800 mmr
snokbaz#2903: then i had to grind for diamond
snokbaz#2903: i got to diamond won some, lost some and got to plat
snokbaz#2903: but climb back was much easier coz i knew i could do it
snokbaz#2903: and the thing is i don't really know what changed in my playstyle that left to ranking up
snokbaz#2903: also for me 3s are much easier than 2s
snokbaz#2903: may be different for you
bah#2368: I like 2s because I can try for solo or passing plays and dribble over peoples
bah#2368: 3s just feels like chaos in plat
axelalex2#5793: because it is
Mal#5601: Im on my way to the plat gang |
bah#2368: And it sucks to solo queue it because I always feel like we're either triple committing or generally uncoordinated
snokbaz#2903: well, if it's a triple commit you are part of a commit
bah#2368: And? Sometimes, I have the ball and commit
bah#2368: We dont always triple
bah#2368: But it happens
bah#2368: That never happens when I play 2s
snokbaz#2903: i played ultra defensive on a grind to high plat-diamond
bah#2368: I'm kind of defensive
bah#2368: I have good synergy in 2s
snokbaz#2903: then make 2s your main game mode
snokbaz#2903: in 3s i understand what my role is, in 2s i dont
snokbaz#2903: and i dont have mechanics to pull of solo plays so it's difficult for me to rank up
snokbaz#2903: if mechanics is your stronger side, then focus on 2
Mal#5601: What if being bad is my strongest side?
snokbaz#2903: then stop queuing with redox and let him reach champ ๐ |
bah#2368: My mechanics are pretty good
bah#2368: My biggest problems are double taps and flicks
bah#2368: Like
bah#2368: I can dribble, but flicking is fucking hard
bah#2368: I can carry the ball quite smoothly, now
bah#2368: With controller
twobackfromtheend#1471: All the wall shot training packs cumulate to this display of pure car control and skill https://www.gifyourgame.com/SnidestTownishYazoo
_DaCoolOne_#6111: I approve of the hat choice
axelalex2#5793: Lost today in the university league, but at least i had a highlight play: https://clips.twitch.tv/EvilSweetGiraffeGOWSkull
bah#2368: i figured out why i cant rank up in 1s, @Parzival
bah#2368: my teammates are holding me back
Parzival#1467: ๐
Deleted User#0000: Wave
Deleted User#0000: Lol
bah#2368: 3:1 shot to goal ratio |
bah#2368: wonderful
Skyborg#0894: remember that guy who could not leave gold?
Skyborg#0894: this is him now
Skyborg#0894: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/580426778225672208/20190521170756_1.jpg
axelalex2#5793: only worked, because blue was useless, as "Red Defender" confirms
axelalex2#5793: but also good, that there is a red defender on team blue
axelalex2#5793: nice Mafia move
r0bbi3#0269: what is going on with the ping in that game lol
Skyborg#0894: idk, but im on a vp, and yet, my ping doesnt go that up ๐
snokbaz#2903: grats
snokbaz#2903: keep grinding and we'll streamsnipe Jonas together
snokbaz#2903: 3.5min remaining, 1-2 score
snokbaz#2903: teammate votes for FF
snokbaz#2903: i vote as well. wonder how many mmr will i lose if i FF every time someone gives up too early
snokbaz#2903: https://www.gifyourgame.com/ExpiredUnborneRegentcidfaboolix |
_DaCoolOne_#6111: My favorite clip of all time is a guy who voted FF with ~15 seconds remaining, so the guy streaming scores to tie the game and then accepts the FF and leaves.
_DaCoolOne_#6111: 2v2
Kipje13#9878: first solo standard game of the season I play with gcs? I was only c2 last season
jeroen11dijk#1178: you got c2 in solo standard?
axelalex2#5793: c2 in solo standard is in general already a relatively high rank, where you can get matched with GCs
axelalex2#5793: that's normal
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im currently at 26 hours in the last two weeks
jeroen11dijk#1178: pretty sure it hasnt been this low in forever
jeroen11dijk#1178: and Im still done with the game
jeroen11dijk#1178: just played one game and lost in OT to a plat 1
Sciguymjm#5935: c+ranks Sciguymjm
calculated.gg#2787:
Sciguymjm#5935: fake news website
Sciguymjm#5935: won 8/10 doubles placements to go from 1407 to 1454 :o
Sciguymjm#5935: is this the season where I get GC in 2s |
Parzival#1467: yes
Tangil#3830: perhaps
bah#2368: @Parzival i did it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/580768235826315264/ez.JPG
bah#2368: plat 3 baby
bah#2368: i did it! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/580776819284901899/g31s.JPG
Sciguymjm#5935: c+ranks Sciguymjm
calculated.gg#2787:
Sciguymjm#5935: There we go
bah#2368: almost plat in 1s
bah#2368: also getting closer to diamond in 2s
bah#2368: still gold in 3s lmao
jeroen11dijk#1178: Mr almost grandchamp the variety streamer
Edwin.#7531: c+ranks hallo_doei
calculated.gg#2787:
Edwin.#7531: Beautiful |
jeroen11dijk#1178: c+ranks 76561198158204200
calculated.gg#2787:
jeroen11dijk#1178: :puke:
bah#2368: @snokbaz will it take long to get from plat 3 to diamond?
snokbaz#2903: took me less than a week of a grind, don't remember exact numbers
snokbaz#2903: is there a website that lets you see at monthly rank progression and not just for a last few days?
bah#2368: idk
bah#2368: i dont think so
bah#2368: alright
bah#2368: im probably going to derank to plat 2 for a bit
bah#2368: as is typical for me after an elo jump
bah#2368: i lost 2 games after winning 1 in plat 3, so im close to deranking
bah#2368: i also just hit gold 3 in 1s
snokbaz#2903: still higher rank than me xD
bah#2368: in 1s, @snokbaz ? |
bah#2368: what rank r u?
snokbaz#2903: haven't finished my placements yet, but it's around sil3d4 or gold1
bah#2368: oh
bah#2368: damn
snokbaz#2903: also deranked to g3 in 2v2
bah#2368: im kind of just focusing on 2s
bah#2368: i seem to rank up faster by doing that
bah#2368: for some reason
bah#2368: if come back to 1s, i instantly rank up
Parzival#1467: Congrats on the plat 3! You're still making quite a lot of progress, very cool
bah#2368: thanks!
bah#2368: plat 3 d3, @Parzival
bah#2368: im so close to diamond
bah#2368: and to think that i hit plat 2 like two days ago
bah#2368: ๐ |
bah#2368: @snokbaz p3d3
bah#2368: Never dropped out of plat 3
bah#2368: Just start winning far more
snokbaz#2903: having worst 3s games but at least with interesting conversations
snokbaz#2903: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/580821926986121226/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: rip ganer's mutter
bah#2368: Do u speak german?
snokbaz#2903: not really. i saw Mutter = mother so my immediate though is ganer tried to fuck someones mom
snokbaz#2903: google translated verstorben to make sure but apparently thats deceased
snokbaz#2903: so apparently girona had an act of necrophilia
snokbaz#2903: played 9 games after challenges reset, won only 2
snokbaz#2903: one of which is in unranked snowday
snokbaz#2903: rip
Sciguymjm#5935: "hey sci why don't you play 1s?" https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/580836161455652874/unknown.png
Sciguymjm#5935: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/580836190262001704/unknown.png |
Sciguymjm#5935: ?????????????
axelalex2#5793: how dare you doing placements?
bah#2368: @Parzival just lost 1-2 in my first game against a plat in 1s
bah#2368: lmao just played some random flip reset g0d
bah#2368: spent the whole game trying to air dribble and stuff
bah#2368: lol
bah#2368: ez win
axelalex2#5793: so no god?
Sciguymjm#5935: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/580842231338893312/unknown.png
bah#2368: i mean
bah#2368: he was decent
bah#2368: but ceiling shots and air dribbles are easy to defend
bah#2368: i saved his shots and just stuck with flicks
Kipje13#9878: So he was bad at ceiling shots?
Kipje13#9878: Ceiling shots are very difficult to defend when done right |
bah#2368: pretty much
bah#2368: i mean
bah#2368: he was pretty much the stereotypical "GC stuck in plat"
bah#2368: had no real game sense or ground control
bah#2368: just sped around picking up boost and trying to hit air dribbles and stuff
bah#2368: holy fuck
bah#2368: this guy decides to double commit while im trying to push the ball up and center it to him
bah#2368: and we concede
bah#2368: he then proceeds to spin in circles for two minutes
bah#2368: and then score on us three time
bah#2368: *times
bah#2368: we were down 1 goal
bah#2368: tf?
snokbaz#2903: that baffles me as well
bah#2368: @Parzival 2s? |
Parzival#1467: I might play in a little bit @bah
Tangil#3830: We sharing chat screenshots now?
Tangil#3830: Cause I've got this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/581001275190280202/unknown-1.png
Tangil#3830: Hold up that guy's username has Anarchy in it
twobackfromtheend#1471: anyone wanna play?
alion02#1973: @twobackfromtheend ya
snokbaz#2903: i'll join if you don't mind xD
bah#2368: Lost 5-6 to a plat in 1d
bah#2368: *1s
bah#2368: Lmao im deranking in everything but 1s
bah#2368: Gold 3 d3 in 1s and 3s
bah#2368: Just stomped a g2 in 1s
bah#2368: Just beat a plat
Mal#5601: Congrats
alion02#1973: ahh, the classic: meeting a gc in diamond 1s |
alion02#1973: ugh
alion02#1973: and, naturally, just 2 games later, another one
jeroen11dijk#1178: A GC stuck in diamond 1 in 1s?
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://media.tenor.com/images/e1396938670eb076c522315605f3fb5b/tenor.gif
jeroen11dijk#1178: Worst gif ever
jeroen11dijk#1178: Also I'm stuck in play
alion02#1973: Whew. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/581434011998748683/unknown.png
alion02#1973: just lost to a guy with 200 ping who bot dished himself
jeroen11dijk#1178: played one game of rumble in plat 1 and I just completely forgot how to play
snokbaz#2903: how so? from looks of it you just sit on a backboard with a plunger
jeroen11dijk#1178: how did you see that?
axelalex2#5793: it's not like you posted clips of it
RLBot#1485: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
snokbaz#2903: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
jeroen11dijk#1178: true but I legit just did it two times last game |
jeroen11dijk#1178: so I thought I ran into him
snokbaz#2903: anyone wanna play casual 3v3?
Sciguymjm#5935: still don't have my plat rewards :(
jeroen11dijk#1178: same I think
jeroen11dijk#1178: and I cant even play for diamond rewards xD
snokbaz#2903: aren't u still diamond in 2v2?
Sciguymjm#5935: honestly though I think I terrorized multiple diamond 1s in solo duels
jeroen11dijk#1178: pretty sure I havent done my placements yet
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://discordapp.com/channels/348658686962696195/373900457845850112/581416399793160192
Sciguymjm#5935: ye that's what i was responding to
Sciguymjm#5935: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/580836161455652874/unknown.png
Sciguymjm#5935: wait if i queue in europe i could totally face against @alion02
alion02#1973: what rank are you?
Sciguymjm#5935: idk ive been playing diamond 1s but im still in placements
alion02#1973: ya, you're pretty much exactly at my mmr right now |
alion02#1973: tfw you're boutta get terrorized by another gc
Sciguymjm#5935: nvm i played a diamond 2 div 2
Sciguymjm#5935: you love to see it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/581529055128584203/unknown.png
Sciguymjm#5935: Yeah now I'm terrorizing diamond 2s
Sciguymjm#5935: Though I do like meeting people who are also in placements. Makes it spicy
Sciguymjm#5935: finished placements into diamond 3 in 1s
jeroen11dijk#1178: that is like my peak ๐ฆ
alion02#1973: didya win all 10?
Sciguymjm#5935: 9/10 :/
Sciguymjm#5935: i lost a close game to another placement guy
twobackfromtheend#1471: anyone wanna play?
alion02#1973: @twobackfromtheend perhaps
twobackfromtheend#1471: hi
twobackfromtheend#1471: how does this keep happening to me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/581550760966488125/20190524193443_1.jpg
twobackfromtheend#1471: i got white shield matrix which looks almost the same as the normal |
twobackfromtheend#1471: and i get this orange tungsten which is LESS orange than the default
twobackfromtheend#1471: ???????????????
Sciguymjm#5935: Get good
Mal#5601: lol
Kipje13#9878: finally secured my bronze season rewards ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: so sad when you get your rewards locked early and now you have nothing to play for the whole season
jeroen11dijk#1178: unless you magically rank up
Kipje13#9878: I have to win 10 games in champ matches to get bronze rewards ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: placement matches count for bronze rewards
jeroen11dijk#1178: but this is why you demote to gold in the beginning
Kipje13#9878: placement matches are still matches at champ level for me
bah#2368: @Parzival plat in 1s!!!!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/581600875827560486/plat1s.JPG
bah#2368: @snokbaz my 1s rank is now higher than my 3s rank LMAO
jeroen11dijk#1178: as it should be
jeroen11dijk#1178: congrats dude! |
bah#2368: haha thanks
bah#2368: still cant half flip, tho
bah#2368: @jeroen11dijk how much of a difference do they make?
snokbaz#2903: grats
bah#2368: thx
jeroen11dijk#1178: Halfflips?
jeroen11dijk#1178: A bit in ones and less in others
jeroen11dijk#1178: It just enables faster recoveries which is needed to play faster
bah#2368: @Lie Algebra Cow what is the average player's rank on the osu team?
Sciguymjm#5935: A team is high GC. B team is low GC/C3 if even that low. Not sure of lower
Sciguymjm#5935: Source: have played them
Lie Algebra Cow#1533: @bah like 1750 last season
Lie Algebra Cow#1533: the B team was 1700 average
Lie Algebra Cow#1533: C team was three low GCs
Lie Algebra Cow#1533: we've got a few more GCs coming in for next year as well |
bah#2368: i see
Edwin.#7531: that moment you wanna queue hoops but queue ones accidentally
jeroen11dijk#1178: That's like trying to get broccoli and getting a pizza
Simp#8258: what is this
Simp#8258: i owngoaled 8 seconds before end of game
Simp#8258: said to blame this game on me
Simp#8258: team mate was nah lol
Simp#8258: you played good
Simp#8258: what is this sorcery
Simp#8258: am i playing even rocket league
Simp#8258: ? ๐ฎ
snokbaz#2903: were you playing 1s?
Mal#5601: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/581911171842703382/lol.png
axelalex2#5793: I know this is #human-rl and you can cry about your teammates (because it is better here than ingame), but tbh, posting things about every opponent who just said a little bit of shit is a bit over the top. This looks a lot like hypercritical behaviour to me, even if those guys are the stupid ones in the first place. I would like to keep it to the very special snowflakes.
Mal#5601: Sorry, am in match, can't explain it properly |
Mal#5601: So this person called my friend a tryhard for scoring a really lucky accidental pinch off enemy player, while he was here freestyling and flip resetting (and scoring most of them) on us
Mal#5601: To me that is quite a special snowflake
Mal#5601: c+ranks
calculated.gg#2787: Not enough arguments! The proper form of this command is: `c+ranks <id>`
Mal#5601: c+ranks thatguyded
calculated.gg#2787:
Mal#5601: I ALWAYS DO THAT
axelalex2#5793: not for me, but i also played more than you
Mal#5601: Yeah, but I am also bad ๐
Mal#5601: c+ranks thatguyded
calculated.gg#2787:
Parzival#1467: finally finished my 2s placements
Parzival#1467: c+ranks parzival_6
calculated.gg#2787:
Parzival#1467: aww_shit_here_we_go_again.jpg |
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/PithyAlightWhisker
jeroen11dijk#1178: finally a good 1s kick off xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/SouthwardPeppyAdammalkovich
jeroen11dijk#1178: No I have twoback syndrome https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/581997050607173632/unknown.png
Sciguymjm#5935: oof
jeroen11dijk#1178: 1s is legit who chokes less
jeroen11dijk#1178: 30 seconds to go and the game was tied
jeroen11dijk#1178: I had a crap kick off
jeroen11dijk#1178: the guy boomed it on the crossbar so I could score
jeroen11dijk#1178: then I had another crap kick off and he boomed the crossbar again
jeroen11dijk#1178: then I whiffed and he scored at 0:00
Parzival#1467: oof
Parzival#1467: yeah 1s is like that cuz you don't use crazy mechanics really
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/TeemingRebornByakko
jeroen11dijk#1178: you said xD |
jeroen11dijk#1178: and I just double jumped on the kickoff
Parzival#1467: ok well it worked out there lol
jeroen11dijk#1178: 4-0 behind
jeroen11dijk#1178: I was so close to diamond ๐ฆ
jeroen11dijk#1178: well fast kickoffs is apparantly a dominus only feature
jeroen11dijk#1178: 10-0 with 1:29 remaining
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/582007359744901121/26lgye.png
jeroen11dijk#1178: back in diamond hype
bah#2368: just found out about bakkesmod
bah#2368: this shit is unbelievably good
bah#2368: deranked out of plat in 1s and continue to derank
bah#2368: losing everything
bah#2368: for no reason
bah#2368: i just suck rn
bah#2368: this is exhausting |
bah#2368: just lagged out and conceded a goal
bah#2368: so, i got stuck in ot
Tangil#3830: Just don't play if it's exhausting
Mal#5601: I was playing like redox yesterday, I was 10 feet away from the goal and launched it onto the crossbar
Mal#5601: c+ranks
calculated.gg#2787: Not enough arguments! The proper form of this command is: `c+ranks <id>`
Mal#5601: c+ranks thatguyded
calculated.gg#2787:
Mal#5601: Damn command
Tangil#3830: c+ranks TheBlocks
calculated.gg#2787: User could not be found, please try again.
Tangil#3830: c+ranks TheBlocks_
calculated.gg#2787:
Tangil#3830: Legit sub 1000
jeroen11dijk#1178: c+ ranks 76561198158204200 |
Mal#5601: hahhahaha
bah#2368: this game upsets me
bah#2368: some of these guys are such tryhards
bah#2368: literally coordinate demos and shit
bah#2368: via voice chat
bah#2368: c+ranks DatHarambeXXX
calculated.gg#2787: User could not be found, please try again.
bah#2368: c+ranks DatHarambexXx
calculated.gg#2787: User could not be found, please try again.
axelalex2#5793: are you in ranked?
bah#2368: for?
axelalex2#5793: i mean, coordinated plays & demos are a good way to break down your opponents and eventually rank up
bah#2368: ye
bah#2368: but
bah#2368: they're fucking annoying when people queueing do them |
bah#2368: bc it's so much easier when you're talking in voice chat
Mal#5601: redox did a coordinated play with me once, neither one of us expected it to happen, the redox just kinda did it and I scored
bah#2368: when i got this game, i had a friend who played
Mal#5601: Same
bah#2368: we both had 10 hours and got to gold 2 by just calling when we were going to center the ball
bah#2368: we both sucked
bah#2368: it's super easy to be trash and just tell each other when to do that stuff
Mal#5601: Well, most of my friends don't play anymore meaning that redox is the only way to champ if I wanna play with someone, it's depressing ๐
bah#2368: im in plat 3 d3 for 2s
bah#2368: just trying to hit diamond in solo queue is a fucking nightmare
bah#2368: so much tilt and whatnot
Mal#5601: lol
Mal#5601: I think solo queueing is the only way to champ
Mal#5601: whenever I play with others, I always manage to lose with them
axelalex2#5793: well, either you play with premates yourself, or you learn how to coordinate yourself with your random teammates without VC, most people can do it, since they solo queue as well |
Mal#5601: when I don't, I go on major win streaks
Mal#5601: B- b- b- but what if I only want to always follow the ball alex
axelalex2#5793: ATBA?
Mal#5601: my teammates don't like me when I do that
Mal#5601: yeah
axelalex2#5793: i would not either
Mal#5601: I would not either, but ya know ๐
bah#2368: c+ranks 76561198372183357
calculated.gg#2787:
bah#2368: welp
bah#2368: that sucks
Mal#5601: c+ranks thatguyded
calculated.gg#2787:
bah#2368: @Mal how long did it take you to get from plat 3 to diamond 1?
bah#2368: im so close, but i just cant seem to push into diamond |
Mal#5601: erm
bah#2368: i always peak at plat 3 d 3
Mal#5601: genuinely can't remember, but I was stuck around where you are for a while
snokbaz#2903: well, you are only 40 points away from diamond
bah#2368: it's going to hurt if i fall back to plat 2, again
bah#2368: i NEED to hit diamond
bah#2368: even if i fall back into plat, it'll feel rewarding
bah#2368: just like hitting plat in 1s
Mal#5601: If it makes you feel any better, redox was diam 3 div 4 at some point and now look at him
Mal#5601: c+ranks theblocks_
calculated.gg#2787:
snokbaz#2903: yeah, but that feeling of reward will fade quickly
bah#2368: it'll fade and be replaced by the goal of champ
bah#2368: that's not a big deal
snokbaz#2903: level of play wont change much |
bah#2368: so what?>
snokbaz#2903: in the end of a day it's not a big deal
bah#2368: fulfillment is subjective
snokbaz#2903: not sure why you NEED it so much
bah#2368: because i easily obsess over things
bah#2368: and become heavily invested in goals
bah#2368: i learn a lot when i play this game
Mal#5601: I struggle to reach champ ๐ mostly cause I have the ability to play like a C1-C2 but have a consistency so bad that I can be getting double/triple touches and at the same time missing the ball rolling, it is great
bah#2368: listening to all of these lectures and yt videos
Mal#5601: The fun of being inconsistent is that when you join a game, nobody knows how good you will play
snokbaz#2903: well. if you play with redox, both of you know that you aren't getting champ soon
snokbaz#2903: and randoms don't know how you play even if you are consistent
snokbaz#2903: i'd say randoms even don't care how you play
snokbaz#2903: xD
Mal#5601: If me and redox were 1 player it'd be great cause redox is really consistent, but is crap at shooting, and I can shoot (most times) but am super incosistent |
snokbaz#2903: i think it's easy to be consistently crap at shooting
snokbaz#2903: so you can adopt redox strats pretty easily xD
bah#2368: lost a game against a team
bah#2368: with a gold 2 and diamond 2
bah#2368: what??????????
axelalex2#5793: happens
axelalex2#5793: Psyonix cannot deny them to play together, and the latest adjustments on uneven parties was kinda solid and fair
bah#2368: they beat us with 1s left ๐ฆ
bah#2368: i did it
bah#2368: @Parzival https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/582301170647957514/diamond2s.JPG
bah#2368: time to stop playing for a few hours haha
snokbaz#2903: grats xD
bah#2368: thanks
snokbaz#2903: wasn't that hard after all
bah#2368: i mean |
bah#2368: i played like 20 games, today
bah#2368: but ye
snokbaz#2903: still got it xD
bah#2368: now, im afraid to play and derank
bah#2368: lmao
bah#2368: always happens
bah#2368: i just want to savor the moment
snokbaz#2903: at least you know you got there, so even if you derank it will be easier climb back
bah#2368: ye
bah#2368: now, my goal is to hit mid-diamond, tho
bah#2368: and then champ
bah#2368: by the end of this summer
snokbaz#2903: mid diamond+ should be more fun to play
Parzival#1467: You did it! Congrats!!!
axelalex2#5793: The Bricks might brick it, again |
bah#2368: thanks
bah#2368: i really want to grind for champ, this summer
bah#2368: is that feasible?
bah#2368: also, how can i get to the same rank in 3s?
snokbaz#2903: get used to rotation and stick to it
bah#2368: @Parzival 2s @ some pt?
Parzival#1467: Yeah I'll play at some point
bah#2368: alright
bah#2368: im going to play some 3s
bah#2368: done grinding for the next day or two
bah#2368: unfortunately, im going to derank out of diamond if i do so
bah#2368: bc i lose my positional ability for a given mode when i play another
snokbaz#2903: shouldn't matter much if your goal is champ
snokbaz#2903: you'll have plenty of time to adjust to 2s positioning
bah#2368: can any1 tell me how hard getting from diamond to champ is relative to plat to diamond? |
bah#2368: like
bah#2368: how much longer does it take? (if at all)
bah#2368: i'd assume that it's harder and has a greater skill gap, overall
alion02#1973: which queue did you hit diamond in?
snokbaz#2903: 2s
bah#2368: ye
alion02#1973: i don't exactly know that much about 2s, but i do know that i'm stuck in d3 there
bah#2368: im gold in 3s LMAO
bah#2368: okay
bah#2368: but
bah#2368: how long did it take for u to go from plat to diamond?
bah#2368: (in 2s)
alion02#1973: well, the thing is, i had a long period of grinding 1s without touching 2s at all
snokbaz#2903: someone should post cjcj's clip about time -> rank
alion02#1973: so... technically speaking 2 years i think |
snokbaz#2903: xDD
alion02#1973: actually, lemme just check by season
snokbaz#2903: https://www.twitch.tv/cjcj_rl/clip/AttractiveLitigiousSrirachaBrainSlug?filter=clips&range=30d
alion02#1973: maybe i'm misremembering stuff
alion02#1973: ah, nevermind, it was gold i was "stuck" in for 3 seasons or so
alion02#1973: i believe i was in plat in 2s for only about half a season
alion02#1973: but yeah, my experience is not reliable because i don't consistently queue 2s
alion02#1973: i *am* nicely stuck in the middle of diamond in 1s for over 2 seasons, though
snokbaz#2903: are you 1s main ?
alion02#1973: yes
Kipje13#9878: high plats/low diamonds are significantly worse than high diamonds/low champs
Kipje13#9878: you will need to improve a lot
snokbaz#2903: the difference is noticeable even when you approach d2
snokbaz#2903: part of the reason is that prev season champs are in mid diamond for some reason
bah#2368: playing 3s is pretty hilarious |
bah#2368: so easy in gold
bah#2368: about to get back into plat
alion02#1973: ok what https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/582324365337690112/unknown.png
alion02#1973: "have you bought btc?" is how the conversation started
axelalex2#5793: bitcoin?
alion02#1973: or, rather, how he started it for no real reason
alion02#1973: yes, bitcoin
alion02#1973: who goes around and tells people to buy bitcoin
alion02#1973: what
alion02#1973: the
alion02#1973: fuck
axelalex2#5793: they will never get back to that "worth" they had a year ago
alion02#1973: this is officially the most crazy person i've ever met on rocket league
alion02#1973: oh, and he soon ff'd
alion02#1973: ?? |
axelalex2#5793: but could we pin that message? so we remember in 6 months? xd
alion02#1973: ~~@ Moderator~~
Sciguymjm#5935: :eyesShaking:
snokbaz#2903: is it possible to make reminder bot in discord ?
bah#2368: @snokbaz yes
bah#2368: discord bots are actually pretty easy to make
bah#2368: @alion02 he's kind of right
bah#2368: the fomo is back
jeroen11dijk#1178: @Sciguymjm just do it seeing this is basically your channel to moderate
jeroen11dijk#1178: most other mods dont even this exists
Sciguymjm#5935: Pinned a message.
Sciguymjm#5935: i had to look at the other pins first
Sciguymjm#5935: i think it fits
bah#2368: @axelalex2 idk about that
bah#2368: fomo is strong |
jeroen11dijk#1178: I feel my addcition coming back
jeroen11dijk#1178: and Im not even playing that bad
jeroen11dijk#1178: but I just cant beat diamond 1 players
jeroen11dijk#1178: I have the feeling its going ez
jeroen11dijk#1178: and then Im 5-2 behind
jeroen11dijk#1178: guess my colour https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/582346781044637697/unknown.png
axelalex2#5793: when will you learn, that you don't need to guess the color, when your saves are going to be displayed? NotLikeThis
jeroen11dijk#1178: really?
jeroen11dijk#1178: didnt know that
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/FatCooperativeFiddlercrab
jeroen11dijk#1178: anyway I was blue and trying my damn hardest to choke
axelalex2#5793: jesus christ
jeroen11dijk#1178: that was the goal I was closest to being in position as well xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: Welcome to who chokes more https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/582351063353655306/unknown.png
jeroen11dijk#1178: No saves for me so guess the colour xD |
axelalex2#5793: better ๐
axelalex2#5793: i guess orange, just because it would be too easy to guess blue right now
jeroen11dijk#1178: hell yeah
jeroen11dijk#1178: also why is the replay viewer this borked
jeroen11dijk#1178: I wanna rewatch certain moments and it just keeps crashing
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/AltruisticUnripeBoaconstrictor
jeroen11dijk#1178: I lost 2 games mainly because I keep making mistakes like the GIF above and the next one
jeroen11dijk#1178: which annoys the crap out of me if you keep losing by 1 goal
jeroen11dijk#1178: BUT THE OTHER GUY PLAYS WITH THESE CAMERA SETTINGS https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/582356800805011466/unknown.png
axelalex2#5793: goodness gracious
jeroen11dijk#1178: it also doesnt help my anger when the games keep crashing
jeroen11dijk#1178: this guy sees everything https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/582357163884937242/unknown.png
axelalex2#5793: looking at that previous clip, you just have to play better
axelalex2#5793: doesn't matter what the opponent has for camera settings
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/ForsakenHollowErmine |
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I dont punish opponents mistakes enough
jeroen11dijk#1178: and mine always get punished
jeroen11dijk#1178: which eventually means I get insecure and then it all goes downhill
axelalex2#5793: you need some kind of killer instinct
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I really do
jeroen11dijk#1178: I sometimes have it, for example in the 2 games where I made some kind of comeback
jeroen11dijk#1178: but there I shouldnt go behind in the first place
jeroen11dijk#1178: so is annoying selling a killer instict?
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/SecretSleepyCanary
jeroen11dijk#1178: One mistake I also make way too often is covering the corner boost instead of my goal
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/KinlessLimeyLlyud
jeroen11dijk#1178: and to show Im not just crap
bah#2368: is there anyone na in diamond?
bah#2368: i want to queue with someone, someday
bah#2368: im still holding onto diamond |
bah#2368: currently d1d2
bah#2368: @Parzival want to queue?
Parzival#1467: Sry ended up going to visit gf
_DaCoolOne_#6111: Oof, can we get an F in the chat?
jeroen11dijk#1178: F for weird Flex you mean?
_DaCoolOne_#6111: F but ๐
snokbaz#2903: took a break from RL for half a week, and now im getting close to personal record/PR on some of workshop maps
snokbaz#2903: weird
axelalex2#5793: breaks are a part of the learning process
snokbaz#2903: just surprised it went that smooth. it was 2 min faster than last time i played it
snokbaz#2903: unfortunately my gameplay didn't magically improve in few days of absence
bah#2368: @axelalex2 ummmm
bah#2368: rip
bah#2368: terrible loss
bah#2368: we were up 2-1 with like 20s left |
bah#2368: they scored and we went to ot
bah#2368: ot ends in 30s because they hit a shot which bounced of the ceiling super hard and went into the goal
bah#2368: 6/10 wins for my diamond season rewards, though ๐
snokbaz#2903: don't jebait with rip thing
snokbaz#2903: thought you went back to plat
snokbaz#2903: but you are almost have diamond season reward and had "unlucky" loss
bah#2368: @snokbaz 7/10, now
bah#2368: no
bah#2368: im not
bah#2368: but it sucks to lose
bah#2368: bc i want to hit diamond 2
bah#2368: elo is 955, rn
bah#2368: just won a match where i was the only diamond
Hytak#5125: don't you dare getting better than me @bah :P
bah#2368: What's your rank, @Hytak ? |
Hytak#5125: c+ranks hytak
calculated.gg#2787:
Hytak#5125: but i deranked quite a bit lately
Hytak#5125: i had diamond 3 in 3s for a moment
snokbaz#2903: 999 xD
Hytak#5125: i had close to 1200, i swear :P
snokbaz#2903: so almost a champ
Parzival#1467: Not flexing, just not trying to make it look like I blew him off for nothing lol
Parzival#1467: Also I'm pretty sure diamond is hell, thinking back
Parzival#1467: But that's cuz when they made the new ranking system, my grind started in diamond
bah#2368: I don't really "grind"
bah#2368: I tend to just play some games, tilt, and then quit for the day
bah#2368: Then come back an hour later because I'm bored
snokbaz#2903: yet you played 20 games yesterday xD
bah#2368: Lol I once played 60 on a school night |
bah#2368: I played 3, yesterday
bah#2368: 11 were 3s
bah#2368: All others were 2s
bah#2368: @snokbaz what i dont get is how people log so many hours without as many games as me
bah#2368: I have my share of afk time, but I never really did freeplay
snokbaz#2903: how do you know how many games ppl played?
alion02#1973: ^
alion02#1973: rocketleague.tracker.network maybe?
snokbaz#2903: well. maybe
snokbaz#2903: but it's weird to check every person, also doesn't keep count of casual
alion02#1973: yeah..
snokbaz#2903: just compared my stats to urs
snokbaz#2903: im ~100h lower than you, but have almost x2 as many ranked games
bah#2368: Those stats are wrong, @snokbaz
bah#2368: I have like 1.5k games or something |
bah#2368: I can check when I get home
snokbaz#2903: 3230 matches played, if you talk about ingame stat
bah#2368: Umm
bah#2368: How?
bah#2368: I must have like 200 afk hours lol
bah#2368: Idk how I'd have so many less
bah#2368: Given like 50 hours in freeplay or less and maybe 10 in training
snokbaz#2903: well, maybe you underestimate amount of time you practiced air dribbles and ceiling shots
bah#2368: Lol I've never practiced ceiling shots
bah#2368: I did quite a bit with air dribbles
bah#2368: But that was only for a week or so
bah#2368: Bc I switched to controller and started relearning the basics in-game
bah#2368: It just baffles me
snokbaz#2903: didn't send clips of training before you switched to a controller ?
bah#2368: Just during that one week |
bah#2368: With the air dribbles
bah#2368: That was my first time doing them, tho
snokbaz#2903: https://medal.tv/clips/3819545/028f882e0783
snokbaz#2903: early april on a keyboard
bah#2368: Ik
bah#2368: Thats what I mean
bah#2368: Thats the only period during which I did thag stuff
bah#2368: Medal also stopped working after two weeks or so
bah#2368: *that
bah#2368: I should post some of my in-game clips, tho
bah#2368: @alion02 what's your 1s rank?
alion02#1973: ~d2
bah#2368: lmao lost to some guys
bah#2368: they called us trash
bah#2368: beat them during the next game |
bah#2368: talked shit after
bah#2368: they closed the game
bah#2368: back to the psychological warfare
bah#2368: also playing like trash, rn
bah#2368: @snokbaz about to derank out of diamond
bah#2368: got my season rewards!
bah#2368: terrible losing streak
bah#2368: headache
bah#2368: cant win
bah#2368: about to derank
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im so bad at this game I cant even fathom it
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im able to lose every single game
Smelly Bum#1555: I've broken my 3rd controller within just a year. I'm tired of buying new ones just for the jump button to stop working again ><
axelalex2#5793: @jeroen11dijk i am also able to lose every single game, doesn't mean i do it :smart:
Smelly Bum#1555: So the only rocket league I've been seeing is from my bot >< |
jeroen11dijk#1178: how do you not lose?
axelalex2#5793: I should teach you the Mafia plays.
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/SoupyGarniVincentvangore
jeroen11dijk#1178: jedi mode activated
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/RacingCrestlessIroneater
jeroen11dijk#1178: where did my ice go
twobackfromtheend#1471: WHY IS THIS ROOKIE https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/583022522774061066/20190528205007_1.jpg
twobackfromtheend#1471: THE BALL IS MOVING
twobackfromtheend#1471: I MISS THOSE LIKE HALF THE TIME
twobackfromtheend#1471: CAN HE NOT INSULT ME LIKE THAT
Martmists#3740: Anyone wanna team up with me in 2s, I'm sick and tired of these golds not knowing rotations, whiffing, overcommitting, etc
jeroen11dijk#1178: -40 MMR after 2 loses
jeroen11dijk#1178: guess whos never gonna be in champ again
jeroen11dijk#1178: and a win nets me 10
jeroen11dijk#1178: so thats not too bad |
bah#2368: @Martmists rank?
bah#2368: also, region?
Martmists#3740: Currently G1 but usually D1
Martmists#3740: region EU/NA-E
Martmists#3740: but gotta do stuff rn
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im currently wondering how I ever manage to win a match
jeroen11dijk#1178: like I would lose a 1v0
jeroen11dijk#1178: so to lose against me you would need to be worse then nothing
jeroen11dijk#1178: just got braziled as well
jeroen11dijk#1178: I can have all the pressure and boost advantage in the world and still be 4-0 down while the ball has been 4 times on my half
jeroen11dijk#1178: and when I play more defensively I just whiff every easy rookie save
jeroen11dijk#1178: I need a demote back to gold button
jeroen11dijk#1178: no way Im gonna just spend an hour demoting again
jeroen11dijk#1178: nvm Im just done
jeroen11dijk#1178: As soon as I actually have some free time to play the game I just go completely braindead |
jeroen11dijk#1178: apparently I need some kind of other stress factor to actually be able to do anything
axelalex2#5793: are you working out?
jeroen11dijk#1178: Nope
jeroen11dijk#1178: but Im going on a run as soon as my food settles
axelalex2#5793: I would suggest a 5 minute workout just before you start the game, it is not enough to improve your body shape after all, but enough to wake up your body and brain. I did it for quite some time before the GC grind, and it improved my results.
jeroen11dijk#1178: I used to do pushups when I was tired xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: might try it again
axelalex2#5793: yeah, exactly; get your blood rushing through your body again
jeroen11dijk#1178: then again I just feel rage through my body
Martmists#3740: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/583261870186692618/2019-05-29_13-53-17.mp4
jeroen11dijk#1178: Well it doesnt help against choking
jeroen11dijk#1178: I just cant score the opening goal
jeroen11dijk#1178: Instead of me scoring 4 times I concede 6 goals
jeroen11dijk#1178: and then in the last minute I am suddenly able to score
jeroen11dijk#1178: and then I lose 6-5 |
Martmists#3740: same
Martmists#3740: but that game up there was p good ๐
jeroen11dijk#1178: this ranking system is so extremely broken
Mal#5601: lol
Mal#5601: you seem happy today jer
jeroen11dijk#1178: nah it just sucks that I need to spend atleast 1 hour just ff games to get at my own rank
jeroen11dijk#1178: while the game is still matching me up against diamonds just to rub it in
jeroen11dijk#1178: and in 2s its even worse because I cant just FF
jeroen11dijk#1178: so Im just stuck
Martmists#3740: I'll carry you :LUL:
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/JitteryEagerIndianpalmsquirrel
https://gfycat.com/BlackandwhiteWetGermanwirehairedpointer
https://gfycat.com/DaringSpecificIguanodon
https://gfycat.com/ChubbyMeagerKoodoo
https://gfycat.com/CompleteUnluckyCusimanse |
https://gfycat.com/ForcefulSentimentalFox
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/ForcefulSentimentalFox
jeroen11dijk#1178: how to not play defence in 1s
jeroen11dijk#1178: #RoastMe
Mal#5601: I thought you were playing Rocket League not dodgeball
Martmists#3740: You're still doing better than me
Lie Algebra Cow#1533: @jeroen11dijk the ranking system is fine. If you have to derank for an hour to reach a rank, that means you won a similar number of games (at least within a factor of 3) to get that high in the first place.
Lie Algebra Cow#1533: Also, if you're ending by scoring 5 unanswered goals, you're at a reasonable rank
Lie Algebra Cow#1533: A gold player in diamond would hardly touch the ball, let alone lose by one
axelalex2#5793: so, because i'm out of form and have to battle against my new controller, i am down in C1. Because i am still faster than the others, two premates asked me to join them, so i did, just for fun. Turns out, they are a toxic if challenged a little bit, and actually play AT WORK
jeroen11dijk#1178: Im sorry, I say way too stupid shit when Im drunk or angry/dissapointed at myself which mostly happens when I dont reach my normal level. It happens with running as well when Im unable to run a distance/time I should be able to run, even though there might be some legit reasons. And I have the same with RL. I won a lot of games because I was able to convert some chances and when I messed up the opponents missed sometimes as well. But this session I just didnt hit any level I should hit. Last season I was consistently in diamond in 1s even peaking at diamond 3 and now I just get braziled by plat 2s. Meaning Im already triggered that Im not in diamond since I feel like thats my standard level and then I lost the first game in OT and everything went downhill from there. Because I feel so bad that all those goals are caused by my incompetency, but at least that gives me something to work on. But I would rather have close matches where the match is decided by good plays but that happens way too rarely
jeroen11dijk#1178: anyway I probably should stop posting in here since everything that comes out is just straight up negativity
snokbaz#2903: i think exciting close games are esports utopia
snokbaz#2903: way back in the days i'd love to get to ultra lategame in dota2 since i was playing on a carry role and my hero was the most impactful in a team, even if my teammates fuck up and we lost a game, in retrospect i would always see a way i could've changed the outcome
snokbaz#2903: pressure was high, mistakes were easy to see and generally speaking, things i had to do weren't mechanicaly intensive |
snokbaz#2903: i loved that but that wasn't best approach to the game
snokbaz#2903: imo pefect game is when you stomp opponent without giving him even a chance for a comeback
snokbaz#2903: also assuming it's not an straight up broken straight, but all-in strat that you can pull off
snokbaz#2903: i think you should strive for a complete stomp of opponents and eventually, when you climb back to high diamond/champ or even above, you'll be matched with a skilled played that will put ur skills to test
alion02#1973: here's a crazy person for a change https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/583308657891082240/unknown.png
alion02#1973: he kept going on about the lottery all game
snokbaz#2903: just spend a week in freeplay mastering ball control - you can't have a good game if you whiff easy shots
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I try to stomp them but currently it backfires and I am 4-0 down or I get 4-0 up and then take the foot of the gas
snokbaz#2903: watch RL 1v1 highlights on yt (if that's the thing) and try to replicate some shots
alion02#1973: can we also take a moment to appreciate that the person suggested for a minor to go play the lottery?
jeroen11dijk#1178: I try to and can do that if Im playing well
jeroen11dijk#1178: I like how he said it with caps for the second time
jeroen11dijk#1178: and ends it with a dot
snokbaz#2903: well, you know the saying "Donโt practice until you get it right. Practice until you canโt get it wrong."
snokbaz#2903: don't care about suggesting minor to play lottery(it's not even serious), but i get triggered when someone complains for the whole match about lucky shot/save |
snokbaz#2903: it's like dude move on, there is time to score 5 more goals. just play
jeroen11dijk#1178: but its so hard to be consistent
jeroen11dijk#1178: I can legit go to just driving past the ball
jeroen11dijk#1178: even though I managed to hit the ball for 2400 hours
snokbaz#2903: im not telling that's easy, i'm in a slump myself
snokbaz#2903: but how can you expect close games when you play like shit ?
snokbaz#2903: it's possible to get an opponent as bad as you, but you both have to be really bad to make it fun
alion02#1973: nahhh, he was complaining that *everything* i'm doing is lucky
alion02#1973: and he's so high and mighty
snokbaz#2903: you can play along , talk shit a bit to trigger him even more
alion02#1973: i wanted to
alion02#1973: badly
alion02#1973: but the thing i planned to write him was like 50+ words long
alion02#1973: and i couldn't find the chance
snokbaz#2903: hahaha xD just keep it short |
snokbaz#2903: or you
snokbaz#2903: know
snokbaz#2903: how
snokbaz#2903: we
snokbaz#2903: used
snokbaz#2903: to type
snokbaz#2903: while
snokbaz#2903: pvping
snokbaz#2903: few words
snokbaz#2903: in a line
alion02#1973: i never did that ๐
alion02#1973: doesn't really work for rocket league 1s tho
alion02#1973: well...
alion02#1973: maybe
snokbaz#2903: if guy is mad triggered, he may stop to see what you up to |
snokbaz#2903: if you keep constantly typing
snokbaz#2903: anyway just keep it in 1 sentense do you don't lose focus of a game
Tangil#3830: @Parzival yuh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/583312213075427330/20190529170553_1.jpg
jeroen11dijk#1178: Me: finally wins 2 games
jeroen11dijk#1178: Me: 1 goal up and has 40 boost
jeroen11dijk#1178: Me:
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/TubateSurgyDona
jeroen11dijk#1178: Also me:
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/MusingHydroReevetuesti
snokbaz#2903: good fakes
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/RashChiefHarborporpoise
Parzival#1467: @Tangil another me ๐ฎ
Tangil#3830: is your username a reference to something
snokbaz#2903: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parzival
bah#2368: guy just threw at 1-1 |
bah#2368: because i missed a save
snokbaz#2903: i don't think 1 - 2 counts as a throw
snokbaz#2903: you didn't have any significant lead to count that as a throw
snokbaz#2903: but maybe you choked or just bad (depending on the difficulty of a save)
jeroen11dijk#1178: alcohol still hasnt fixed my choking
jeroen11dijk#1178: luckily I had to play an unranked as well
bah#2368: we lost 3-10
bah#2368: he started scoring on us
bah#2368: im now owning people in plat 1s
bah#2368: about to get back to it
bah#2368: AHAHAHAHAHA
bah#2368: guy tried an air dribble
bah#2368: ez block
bah#2368: converted to a goal
bah#2368: he forfeit after 10s |
bah#2368: back in plat
Eastvillage#2628: I did it! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/583577992022982666/unknown.png
alion02#1973: everyone's getting diamond and i still haven't got champ
Skyborg#0894: @Eastvillage I'm plat 3 div 4, I'm gonna play now see if o can win, I'm gonna get ya ๐
Eastvillage#2628: Come at me ๐
Skyborg#0894: Lost on overtime ๐ข
Skyborg#0894: Again...
Mal#5601: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1755894544 I love private matches
Mal#5601: This was so retared, it was hilarious https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/583616893571825665/E04AFA0D4B43D9BF3E19CBA1C2DBDD00.replay
snokbaz#2903: https://www.gifyourgame.com/ProducedSlickeredEdgarronifigaro
snokbaz#2903: how such goals are even a thing?
Tangil#3830: is that good or bad for your rank
snokbaz#2903: i fuckign hate solo standard
snokbaz#2903: first game - teammate doesn't leave net for a whole game, yet cant save slow shot
snokbaz#2903: 2nd game bronze 1 as a teammate |
snokbaz#2903: fuck that salty challenge
snokbaz#2903: im triggered, playing 2s; teammate has bad rotation, misses save, we are 0 - 1 (or 0 - 2 down with ~4min left)
snokbaz#2903: guy votes for forfeit, i decline and play. fucker starts to bump me, pass to opponent, block my shots etc
snokbaz#2903: we got stomped but i managed to score just to feel better
snokbaz#2903: game ends, 1 guy has 1k+ points another one sits on 200
snokbaz#2903: and that last guy calls us noobs
snokbaz#2903: useless cunts...
axelalex2#5793: uuh
snokbaz#2903: 40 sec in, teammate leaves game
alion02#1973: @snokbaz what rank are you again?
snokbaz#2903: plat1, gold3 now in 2s
Tangil#3830: Y'all remember when this channel wasn't toxic
snokbaz#2903: before i joined ?
axelalex2#5793: @Tangil no
Tangil#3830: @axelalex2 remember this https://discordapp.com/channels/348658686962696195/373900457845850112/383283860328284161 |
Tangil#3830: Dang I was scrolling for a while and couldn't find toxicity
axelalex2#5793: exception
snokbaz#2903: don't wanna call anybody out
snokbaz#2903: but last toxic moment on my memory is when snokbaz got muted for 24h for some words
snokbaz#2903: besides that it's only whining
Tangil#3830: >useless cunts...
Tangil#3830: When I say toxicity I mean general negativity
axelalex2#5793: i think negativity came, when jeroen joined :^)
Tangil#3830: @jeroen11dijk defend yourself
alion02#1973: hey, he already decided to keep his rants to himself
alion02#1973: like yesterday i tihnk
alion02#1973: https://discordapp.com/channels/348658686962696195/373900457845850112/583302459611545610
jeroen11dijk#1178: Do you really think that? @axelalex2
jeroen11dijk#1178: I used to be the one complainer in here so it might be true
jeroen11dijk#1178: I want to put less negativity in here |
alion02#1973: i have had my fair share of rants as well
Tangil#3830: Your complaints weren't that bad
alion02#1973: i have had my fair share of rants as well
alion02#1973: although i think i came here way later
jeroen11dijk#1178: Then again I also didn't wanna drink to much after yesterday and currently I'm drunk again xD
axelalex2#5793: yikes
axelalex2#5793: @alion02 yeah, he said that, but then 3 hours later he again posts gifs of him failing xd
alion02#1973: oh
alion02#1973: hahaha
alion02#1973: hahaha
jeroen11dijk#1178: I feel like GIFs failing of my self aren't really negative
jeroen11dijk#1178: And bring a lot of joy to others
jeroen11dijk#1178: But I can stop posting them if you would like thay
axelalex2#5793: passive negativity
alion02#1973: personally i do enjoy them |
axelalex2#5793: nono, but i feel like you are going against your own words ^^
jeroen11dijk#1178: Me?
axelalex2#5793: y
jeroen11dijk#1178: By doing?
axelalex2#5793: https://discordapp.com/channels/348658686962696195/373900457845850112/583302459611545610
And then 3h later still posting clips of you failing. I do enjoy those clips as well in some way, don't get me wrong.
snokbaz#2903: i'd rather read ur rank than watch some of ur gifs @jeroen11dijk
snokbaz#2903: you just break my heart with certain whiffs
jeroen11dijk#1178: Read my rank?
Tangil#3830: c+ranks
jeroen11dijk#1178: I dont really see those GIFs as negativity but if you do I will stop with them
snokbaz#2903: you are diamond in a low plat
snokbaz#2903: it is so painful
jeroen11dijk#1178: I'm currently diamond again although just barely
snokbaz#2903: i'm kinda kidding |
snokbaz#2903: just wanna see you in a good form
jeroen11dijk#1178: Same
axelalex2#5793: i do enjoy your fail clips in some way, but hate them at the same time, but #human-rl shouldn't be forced positivity as well
jeroen11dijk#1178: Me in good form is the best me
snokbaz#2903: but certain whiffs annoy me, no joke
jeroen11dijk#1178: Why do you hate them?
jeroen11dijk#1178: Also I'm gonna have dinner vya
snokbaz#2903: i just have higher expectations of you
axelalex2#5793: because you should be experienced enough to deal with the situations you are failing time and time again; i see those clips mostly from my own point of view, like in "what if i would have done that?"
axelalex2#5793: after some time, i can laugh about my own mistakes, but they still bug me
alion02#1973: honestly when i ask myself that question for some of his clips the answer i come up with is "oh ffs i *did* do that"
alion02#1973: reminder that my brain is still mush during ball cam, even after >200 hours of using it already
alion02#1973: thankfully i don't have the problem of going for ceiling shots
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I should and I know what do to
jeroen11dijk#1178: and then I just realize it will go wrong and then it goes wrong |
Skyborg#0894: https://www.gifyourgame.com/DuctileFishyVincentvalentine
jeroen11dijk#1178: Nice Shot!
snokbaz#2903: nice shot, but im sitting and wondering is ur camera settings on eldest lvl or not
jeroen11dijk#1178: nah eldest camera is on pluto
jeroen11dijk#1178: skyborgs are on neptune
Parzival#1467: ๐
Parzival#1467: musty's new video is really good. i think everyone should watch it, and definitely watch it if you haven't hit champ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVOxgge4HdA
alion02#1973: well that's a yoink from me dawg
snokbaz#2903: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/583732424333328399/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: nice sheriff look
snokbaz#2903: bought mainframe, lets see if my rank increases
snokbaz#2903: ok, i whiffed 3 times in 20 sec
alion02#1973: i feel personally attacked by problem 5
snokbaz#2903: time to sell
alion02#1973: great problem that i missed |
snokbaz#2903: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/583734653698179098/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: 200 players x 55$ per session is alot xD
alion02#1973: oh god, it never even occurred to me that i should rotate to far post
alion02#1973: whoa
jeroen11dijk#1178: problem 5 is so common for me xD
alion02#1973: i'm a bit sad that there aren't any 1s tips that apply to me
alion02#1973: but oh well
jeroen11dijk#1178: also far post doesnt really work in 1s
axelalex2#5793: didn't see the vid yet, but i'm sure i've heard every single tip in there already once, and completely ignore them all successfully :^)
alion02#1973: ?!
jeroen11dijk#1178: no tips for not how to choke
snokbaz#2903: tip4 is really good one
alion02#1973: i *think* i don't need it
snokbaz#2903: i love how in tip3 guy picks up mid boost and still goes for far corner
alion02#1973: i have to assume that i've already learned this at some point without realizing it |
snokbaz#2903: tips #4 and 5 are good, rest are pretty much basic from every guide
Parzival#1467: i've never seen them before but i dont watch guides
snokbaz#2903: personally i've heard all tips besides powerslide in mixture of guides or from alex in replay analysis
snokbaz#2903: 1 thing though that kinda bothers me is that the more followers youtuber have, the more basic tips will be
snokbaz#2903: also i kinda like this video about back post rotations
snokbaz#2903: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do_73ncSztU
snokbaz#2903: although considering TSM results we should have certain scepticism about his advice Kappa
twobackfromtheend#1471: @alion02 "oh god, it never even occurred to me that i should rotate to far post"
twobackfromtheend#1471: you wot m8
twobackfromtheend#1471: pretty sure I tell you that 5 times a game on average
alion02#1973: u wot m8
axelalex2#5793: far post rotation is correct for the very most part, but every situation is different, so there are situations where Jake is correct
Skyborg#0894: @jeroen11dijk @snokbaz thanks :), whats the problem with my camera? XD
snokbaz#2903: unnecessary far away
Parzival#1467: they aren't overrated. Jake is an idiot |
Parzival#1467: im pretty sure no high rank player is thinking "oh im gonna rotate back post every time"
Parzival#1467: just cuz he coaches TSM doesn't mean he knows anything about the community or whats overrated
Parzival#1467: im watching that video just to see what he says about it but damn its hard to watch
Parzival#1467: "the problem with getting confused with teammates... like, what? just don't bump each other, and you'll be fine; like, thats not a problem."
he really put no thought into this video
axelalex2#5793: his main idea is not wrong, but is only viable from a certain level of play, where players know how to deal with frontpost rotations
axelalex2#5793: his arguing is wonky, yes
alion02#1973: well, you know what i've got to do when someone calls me a bot... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/583935615868076032/unknown.png
axelalex2#5793: link rlbot.org?
alion02#1973: ah shit
alion02#1973: he left
Kipje13#9878: I always wonder what people are trying to prove when they say stuff like that
alion02#1973: when he called me a bot, i did do some "Calculated." shit, so maybe this was a compliment
jeroen11dijk#1178: I keep double jumping on kick offs
jeroen11dijk#1178: and I dont know whether its me just being bad |
jeroen11dijk#1178: or me just jumping on a skipped frame because rs3
snokbaz#2903: @Kipje13 i guess it just to release a frustration. I've definitely had moments like spny did: you have certain expectation of "ideal"(pro) play, expectation of a gameplay of your current rank(or ur peak performance, if u deranked a bit), look at ur opponents(some teammates as well) and wonder how the fuck this is even a thing
snokbaz#2903: play is slow/stupid but for some reason it works or uncontested
snokbaz#2903: then i press tab and see that "bot guy" has higher score then me
snokbaz#2903: there should be something really wrong if im worse than a "bot guy"
Kipje13#9878: score is a bad indicator of skill anyway
snokbaz#2903: well. almost everytime i play rumble with twoback, he has higher score
snokbaz#2903: and he is higher rank then me
snokbaz#2903: also after certain ingame time you should pass certain score threshold
jeroen11dijk#1178: anyone around 1100 MMR in need of a lift?
jeroen11dijk#1178: @alion02
alion02#1973: @jeroen11dijk in 2s?
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah
jeroen11dijk#1178: I just lost 3 1s game because I was unable to hit the ball
alion02#1973: an interesting offer |
jeroen11dijk#1178: I played 1 2s game and just played amazing
alion02#1973: sure, i'm in
alion02#1973: also i just played against a guy who started with "hey, i'm high and tired right now, please be nice"
alion02#1973: told him i'm omw to champ and can't be nice right now unfortunately
jeroen11dijk#1178: ๐ฆ
jeroen11dijk#1178: I am once again plat
alion02#1973: and proceeded to clap him
alion02#1973: poor guy
alion02#1973: voice?
jeroen11dijk#1178: I just need to learn how to win my first match of the day
Edwin.#7531: @jeroen11dijk how did you manage to reach plat lol
jeroen11dijk#1178: idk the new season has been harsh on me
jeroen11dijk#1178: in every game mode Im a tier lower then last season
jeroen11dijk#1178: so yeah plat it is
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/ProbingSonlessTseng |
axelalex2#5793: this is what i like to see
jeroen11dijk#1178: well sadly its 80% us with 0 boost scraping by in goal
jeroen11dijk#1178: 10% is me missing open nets
jeroen11dijk#1178: 8% is Alion being the mafia
jeroen11dijk#1178: 2% is Alion carrying
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/WittingCallowNerrick
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/PawkyCheekyGuncommander
jeroen11dijk#1178: Grand Champ aerials
snokbaz#2903: it's all about decal
jeroen11dijk#1178: NRG speediest decal
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/EffluentUnwakedSnake
axelalex2#5793: single jump aerial
axelalex2#5793: but nice
jeroen11dijk#1178: which one?
axelalex2#5793: the last one |
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I dont know why I did it xD
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/VixenAppalledKroop
jeroen11dijk#1178: here I wanted to fake out the first guy
jeroen11dijk#1178: but he messed up his dodge
alion02#1973: @jeroen11dijk you back yet?
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah I am
alion02#1973: you playing still?
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah 1 sec
axelalex2#5793: well, you did fake them out
axelalex2#5793: but not as satisfying as when completely stopping from fullspeed
Martmists#3740: Anyone wanna play?
Martmists#3740: ~D1, EU/NA-E
r0bbi3#0269: @alion02 brawlhalla?
alion02#1973: gib an hour and a bit
r0bbi3#0269: BabyRage |
Martmists#3740: oof
alion02#1973: @r0bbi3 still up?
alion02#1973: @jeroen11dijk wanna play some 2s in the meantime?
jeroen11dijk#1178: nah playing some RS
r0bbi3#0269: @alion02 ya
axelalex2#5793: do you get some random disconnects from RL although your connection is fine?
axelalex2#5793: happens to me like once every hour now
jeroen11dijk#1178: mid game?
bah#2368: im plat 3 d3
bah#2368: @Martmists i can play @ some pt
bah#2368: @snokbaz fell back into plat ๐ฆ
axelalex2#5793: ofc mid game
jeroen11dijk#1178: get a 1-0 lead
jeroen11dijk#1178: one of the opponents stops playing
jeroen11dijk#1178: 3-0 lead |
jeroen11dijk#1178: suddenly 3-3
jeroen11dijk#1178: 3-4 loss in OT
jeroen11dijk#1178: new meta where one guy just throws the first 4 minutes for a false sense of security
snokbaz#2903: new meta: if you are having a bad start pretend like you are throwing so opponents has false sense of security
snokbaz#2903: ez win
Mal#5601: Even newer meta: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424610429634084867/584079609461604394/unknown.png
snokbaz#2903: nice teeth
Mal#5601: ๐ ehehehheehe
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/PittedBravestChunli
axelalex2#5793: nasty
axelalex2#5793: now i'm wondering, if you are actually playing better, or just don't post those open net misses anymore ^^
jeroen11dijk#1178: was just one game but didnt play that bad
jeroen11dijk#1178: but earlier today I lost 4 in a row in bad fashion
axelalex2#5793: oof
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/LinearAnxiousGander |
jeroen11dijk#1178: See I still suck most of the time
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/HeartyScruffyKoopabros
jeroen11dijk#1178: but then I also dont suck by a lot sometimes
axelalex2#5793: The first one was doable, but still tough. I wouldn't have taken it, but if, then air roll in the different direction, so your car flips into the ball, not away from it.
axelalex2#5793: Nice second.
jeroen11dijk#1178: yeah Im not playing that bad currently
jeroen11dijk#1178: still making a lot of position and aggression mistakes
jeroen11dijk#1178: but thats because I still dont get punished nearly enough
jeroen11dijk#1178: but atleast its not really the mechanics anymore ๐
Martmists#3740: @bah sure
bah#2368: Tfw I went from actually making goals to missing every open net
Martmists#3740: lmao
Martmists#3740: add me on steam ig
Mal#5601: so you went from pro to redox, how long did this take you @bah ?
bah#2368: @Mal a week? |
Mal#5601: Damn
Mal#5601: Fastest Redoxation ever
Mal#5601: other than from Redox
bah#2368: Im not currently at home, @Martmists
bah#2368: @Mal it's gotten to the point where I'll put the ball on target and literally save it in trying to get a flashy second touch or something lol
Martmists#3740: ah
Mal#5601: hahahaha
bah#2368: I'll be back at home in like 10 min
Martmists#3740: meanwhile I still cant dribble
bah#2368: I felt like THE shit in diamond
bah#2368: Now, I just feel like shit
Martmists#3740: Weirdest shot I've ever made lmao https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/584094959490039829/2019-05-31_19-04-17.mp4
Parzival#1467: ive played like 15 games of 2s this season
Parzival#1467: im gonna have to play a ton to get past c2
Parzival#1467: im too inconsistent. i win a game, lose a game, repeat |
Parzival#1467: i know if i play more, i'll play more consistently...
Parzival#1467: but until then, im stuck in c2
axelalex2#5793: `> i win a game, lose a game, repeat`
axelalex2#5793: sounds consistent to me
axelalex2#5793: :^)
Parzival#1467: ๐ ๐ซ
Martmists#3740: @bah ill be in vc A
bah#2368: Alright
bah#2368: I'll be on in a few
bah#2368: @Martmists my steam name is DatHarambexXx
bah#2368: did u add me?
Martmists#3740: nop, sec
Martmists#3740: join voice btw
Kipje13#9878: @axelalex2 this channel is for complaining only ๐ก
jeroen11dijk#1178: @Kipje13 Nice complain on the lack on complaining |
Tangil#3830: @Mal back in my day it was called an alion
jeroen11dijk#1178: Back in my day it was a Jeroen
jeroen11dijk#1178: But then I turned into the consistent beast I am now
Mal#5601: lol
Martmists#3740: @Tangil ban @Deleted User for scrteaming in vc
Tangil#3830: ping someone else
Deleted User#0000: i didnt go antrginf orng
Tangil#3830: why do yall ping me for this crap
Deleted User#0000: idk ask him
bah#2368: @Tangil he did
Deleted User#0000: but i didnt
bah#2368: he joined and made screaming noises for the better part of two minutes
Deleted User#0000: i didnt
Deleted User#0000: why you always lying
Simp#8258: everyone can agree you did |
Jonas#2222: People always do and it's just stupid
Deleted User#0000: nah this is like jeffree star and tati, they both agreed that james charles seduces straight dudes and therefore everyone believes him
Deleted User#0000: stuet
Jonas#2222: like what is the purpose
Deleted User#0000: idk
Deleted User#0000: it's fun
Deleted User#0000: but i didnt do it
Jonas#2222: You just said it's fun
Deleted User#0000: just because i said it's fun doesnt mean i did it
bah#2368: dude
bah#2368: just stuf
bah#2368: *stfu
bah#2368: we had no incentive to lie
Deleted User#0000: that's mean :(
bah#2368: your hypothetical comparison is a false equivocation |
Deleted User#0000: stop bulying me u meanie :( im telling my motjef
Jonas#2222: Why should I trust you and not my friends?
bah#2368: because we had not personal motivation to lie
Deleted User#0000: your freidns have 69 iq
bah#2368: whereas the people who made videos on james charles had a monetary incentive
Tangil#3830: Please stop arguing about this.
Deleted User#0000: yes pls
Jonas#2222: We once had a guy just like you and guess what he just got banned
Deleted User#0000: stupet
bah#2368: just mute him, then
bah#2368: what's the point in having mods apart from that
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MWUeK36IXU&feature=em-uploademail
Deleted User#0000: stop trying to murder me
Jonas#2222: That's a great video
Tangil#3830: @jeroen11dijk nice video |
Deleted User#0000: im going to tell my mom
jeroen11dijk#1178: thanks
Jonas#2222: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/584128617320022016/unknown.png
Jonas#2222: haha
jeroen11dijk#1178: still bringing the positivity in this chat
Deleted User#0000: fake screenshto
Tangil#3830: @Jonas don't bring this into this chat
Deleted User#0000: im caling 911 for defamation
jeroen11dijk#1178: although Im sad I cant shittalk people
Kipje13#9878: can the first line of that video be the national antem of #human-rl
Tangil#3830: @Deleted User please stop talking
Deleted User#0000: nou
Deleted User#0000: but ok
Jonas#2222: @Tangil ๐ But can you ban him, there's no point
Jonas#2222: he's not interested in anything |
Simp#8258: Redox be a mod
Simp#8258: or i steal the ox from your name
Tangil#3830: i don't want to resort to bans if i can
Simp#8258: :finger_gun_dank:
bah#2368: @GooseFairy save us
Deleted User#0000: they are liar
bah#2368: *liars
Jonas#2222: But when are we banning if not now?
snokbaz#2903: ban everyone without a role from VC ๐
Deleted User#0000: we are not lying you fr*king tard
Tangil#3830: he's gone
Jonas#2222: Thanks
Tangil#3830: now pretend like nothing happened
Tangil#3830: and for the love of god make this channel not a negative shithole holy jesus
snokbaz#2903: wow |
snokbaz#2903: toxic
Jonas#2222: That's not toxic
Jonas#2222: You're standing in #human-rl
jeroen11dijk#1178: you just suggested not allowing anyone in voice chat if they dont have a roll
Jonas#2222: And he also said holy jesus at the end ๐
Kipje13#9878: maybe make vc for people with a role?
snokbaz#2903: it was kinda a joke, but whats wrong about it?
snokbaz#2903: this guy was trolling, isn't contributor/botmaker
Jonas#2222: I think it's a good idea
snokbaz#2903: just kick him
jeroen11dijk#1178: thats called segregation
Jonas#2222: But it doesn't happen often
Parzival#1467: casual plays https://gfycat.com/FavorableKindDarwinsfox
bah#2368: @Jonas 2v2?
Jonas#2222: I'm not warm, and can't VC |
Jonas#2222: If that's ok, then I have a bit of time
Jonas#2222: @Simp Invite?
Martmists#3740: @Simp @bah got it working fyi
Martmists#3740: all you guys will need is rocket launcher and hamachi
bah#2368: Awesome
bah#2368: @Martmists @Simp u still on?
bah#2368: i just got back from the party
bah#2368: earlier was genuinely the most fun that i've had playing this game
Parzival#1467: They doin the big sleep
Martmists#3740: Younasked at 6 AM
Martmists#3740: I'll be up in an hour or so
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/RarerPlaidedDarkknight
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/SickElegantFlea
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://gfycat.com/SpryCoordinatedIndiancow
jeroen11dijk#1178: its so hit and miss xD |
jeroen11dijk#1178: because last match I played so well even though I got outplayed for the first 2 minutes
jeroen11dijk#1178: nvm Im just stuck at 830 MMR
jeroen11dijk#1178: https://www.gifyourgame.com/DiarchAntiqueKingdedede
Edwin.#7531: somebody in for some games?
axelalex2#5793: jeroen seems to become meaner the more he plays, i love it
Martmists#3740: @Edwin. If you don't mind a P3/D1 that deranked to gold, sure
Edwin.#7531: leggo
jeroen11dijk#1178: @axelalex2 wdym with meaner?
axelalex2#5793: well, cutting this guy twice before scoring feels kinda mean ^^
axelalex2#5793: also those fakes you posted lately
jeroen11dijk#1178: I just love those plays
jeroen11dijk#1178: I like styling on people just way too much
Jonas#2222: It looked very unintentional
Martmists#3740: @bah @Simp @Jonas you guys up for custom maps? ๐
Martmists#3740: I got it figured out |
Jonas#2222: I think bah is eeping, but I'm up
Martmists#3740: yeey
Martmists#3740: ill explain in vc A
Simp#8258: Check offtopic
Simp#8258: Or ask jonas why I wont
Martmists#3740: https://www.mediafire.com/file/dd3tpqzjhi8wahz/MPCustomAssets.zip/file
bah#2368: @Martmists just gotta sleep got a bit longwe
bah#2368: *longer
bah#2368: Went to bed at 5:30 am
bah#2368: It's now 10:40
Martmists#3740: ah kk
Martmists#3740: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373900457845850112/584400652751470594/unknown.png
Martmists#3740: @bah lmk when ur here
alion02#1973: @Martmists wait, what did you get working?
alion02#1973: re <https://discordapp.com/channels/348658686962696195/373900457845850112/584164275967229972> |
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