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@ terra @ luna damn, you beat me to it. Now I'm beating me to it lol
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There’s 7 more IPs on GreyNoise exploiting CitrixBleed 2 today, all marked as malicious. https:// viz.greynoise.io/query/tags:%2 2CitrixBleed%202%20CVE-2025-5777%20Attempt%22%20last_seen:90d
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The last batch of babies in my nursery # fish tank have grown large enough to avoid being eaten, so I released the two mothers from their “cannibal jail" compartment last night. It didn't even take a full day before they gave birth again. I'm going to be selling a LOT of surplus Scarlet Endler's Livebearers to Wet Spot Tropical Fish this summer… https:// youtu.be/mnI-JUGB7FI?feature=s hared&t=237
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@ siin nah, go ahead and infodump! Knowledge is a valuable asset.
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we woke up this morning with this phrase fully formed in our head and had to poste it
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@ rooster but then you won’t know the life story behind how this recipe saved my marriage. D:
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Their website makes it sound all hoity toity but it is actually very comfortable food court food lol, and I mean this as a good thing. This tray was just under 1000y which is about as good a deal as you could hope for these days https:// kugenumashimizu.stores.jp/about # food
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@ anport Når man besøgte en i Tyrkiet, var der en uventet udfordring med at logge ind takket være tastaturet. Især hvis man bruger “i”, som IKKE er det samme på deres tastatur, men umiddelbart ligner på en prik. Det tog sgu nogle forsøg at knække, hvad der gik galt. I Amsterdam var det også svært at logge ind, men her var årsagen en helt anden.
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@ czarbucks @ druid May i ask where you found these amazing daylilies? I’ve been searching for something different that the boring oranges and yellows that i can find locally and these are gorgeous!
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A delightful afternoon at Wrigley. Perhaps should’ve dropped the $10 for Apple TV+ , but listening to Pat call it was great too. #FlyTheW
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honestly the last couple of years it's been so hot and humid in the summer that when winter comes back and it gets below 25°C I get cold. I turn into one of those people who wear long sleeved clothes when it's still "warm" because I'm so used to it being so goddamn hot for a couple of weeks anyway. after that it's like body remembers what "nice" feels like and I can enjoy >=8°C in shorts ​:blobfoxcomfyhappy:​
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@ deirdrebeth ah not many, I just decided to organize my other social media's in the same style as fedi!
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someone should make a la mulana like that wipes your memory afterwards so you can play it again
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I really should create a bot and a new account to automatically post my # NowPlaying updates, but I’m too lazy because of my # ActuallyAutistic traits.
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"One of us likes big butts and cannot lie; the other likes small butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask one question," the left guard finished the new spiel. "Wait, does the lying thing apply to the spiel?" the Rogue asked. "Yes." "No." "You idiot!" the Cleric slapped him in the chest with the back of her hand. "You wasted our one question!" "We do have-" "I guess we just have to roll for seduction," the Bard, with her perfectly balanced butt, smirked, to the left guard's confusion. The towering Half-Orc Barbarian sighed, pushed his way through the party, turned, and crouched. "No. Nonono!" the left guard waved his hands as his fauld clinked. "Just go! JUST GO!" He couldn't tear his door open fast enough. The Barbarian stopped twerking and led the way. "I knew you were gay," the right guard looked over. "I'm not! I'm so confused!" the left guard wept. # TootFic # SmallStories # MicroFiction # puzzles # logic # twerking # BigButt
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All set up for the Oddities & Curiosities Detroit show... time to try out this "people mover" I've heard so much about! Yay Public Transportation!
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Hello and Happy Pride! I'm a nonbinary game designer who creates (and self-publishes) tabletop #RPG stuff. My games feature queer characters and I also make games about righting fascists. My Adventures in the Unknown #TTRPG is about fighting fascists and punching Nazis in the contemporary world! Adventures In The Unknown by C...
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what has happened to bike prices? the $1700 giant tcr of 5 years ago is roughly the same as the $3300 one of today. 11 speed rather than 12 but big whoop on that
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Zacht maar krachtig: 5 onmisbare tips voor Soft Pastel https:// claudiabliss.me/2025/04/29/zac ht-maar-krachtig-5-onmisbare-tips-voor-soft-pastel/ # softpastel # art
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@ harpist coldest take I’ve seen on fedi today. my hot take on this is that I don’t think any of them are particularly good
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omg i hope u sleep well 😭😭
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@ vateo @ Hatwolf aaaah, this is so pretty :cirno_cry:
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Five Nights at Fibee’s 👀
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@ crimson_clouds23 It's simple: homosexuality
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Twitter was a place where a transphobe said to me "no you're the real fascist" while they literally had the username "The Good Fascist". That was a thing that happened on twitter dot com.
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Jag är läcker som ett såll - Säpo
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...and community center completed just gotta wait for the cinema and I'm gonna get Morris PUNCHED
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Why is wafrn producing sounds
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Watching videos on YouTube of rich people complaining about hotels and cruises.
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@ TorrentFreak_rss You don't combat stupidity by leaning hard into it....
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Was about to post a hot take but then I remembered I'm going away for 5 days tomorrow and cba with the comments. Adulting :thinkergunsunglasses:
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I really dislike the 21st century habit of covering electrical appliances in rubbery stuff. Five years and it just goes manky. I just had the coating on an Oral B toothbrush convert itself to putty as I twisted it and tried to extract the battery for salvage, yuchh. Fortunately I’d already bought the new brush …
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It's also disabled for schools, the other kind of prison
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Then they should give me a dose of it so i can have a big fluffy tail to cuddle and wag and floof and use it as a pillow
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And see with the exams I'm trying out, in the summer semester students can take it weekly (maybe every other week for a 16 week class) and while they can't see the questions, answers, or specific "right" or "wrong" results afterwards, I do add comments so they know what they did miss and can try again later on.
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> Sandy (he/him) see this is a great example of how pronouns in name/bio can be a nice curb cut for everyo— > trans man
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@ agreenberg Using a "hiring bot" alone seems questionable enough to me. 🙄
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Palantir CEO predicted US war on Iran, Russia, and China youtube.com/watch?v=DcZJ0eKfWF…
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@ akicif and we probably took pity on you for still having the a 1970's # email address, Dr BPH6SSG@UK.AC.LEEDSCMS1
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it is a shame to have PC problems right when my most tech support brained acquaintances are heading to bed
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@ lina adding a button like that isn't really easy, sorry But thanks for the suggestion, cuz yeah
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Had to repack this parcel after it was returned (for no reason, thanks USPS) so I took the opportunity to doodle a quick kobold.
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Waschtag @ FotoVorschlag # holgersfotos # fotovorschlag # photosuggestion # foto # fotografie # photo # photography # venedig # venice # venezia # italy # italien
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Trans ice cream cone (sorta)!! Was very tasty
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Love Blue Bottle coffee. Glad to hear their workers plan to unionize. RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eb5hgr7fciaeovnvr7qlja53/post/3lshaq77jdc2u
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@ glasspusher @ Waitnwallflower The town next to where I grew up is called Wakeman. There is an east-west road coming into town with a big curve, with a strategically located billboard on the curve. Speed limit dropped from 55 to 35 quickly, sign was about 100 feet in front of the billboard/curve. The local cops were legendary for hiding behind it and nailing folks.
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I don’t want to get up and talk to people. The power’s gone off on all the upstairs electrical outlets and I suppose the women in our group will expect us to fix them because you need a penis to flick a sodding circuit breaker. Fuck em. I’m staying in bed. (This isn’t aimed at the wonderful women on here; I just seem to be stuck with a bunch who want to be served.)
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Today involved a lot of bending down and lifting stuff and inhaling aerosolised mouse excrement, and a few hours later my aging knees and hips and lower back and lungs are very much saying BITCH YOU THOUGHT.
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(I say almost exactly because I also listen to angrier, meaner punk, but I see that stuff in Lois' bit)
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@ coriander ▪️ Sponsored by PIzza Hut
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i literally cannot close the little adobe popup that is pushing me to summarize using AI even though it has a little x on it
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Tomorrow I plan to visit some of my regular places, including Avery Stone Circle, several chalk white horses (including Alton Barnes on milk Hill), and maybe do a bit of walking if it’s not too hot. I’ll have the drone with me and I’m hoping to take some photos and get some filming done. Some, all, or indeed none of this might happen. I’m not worried 😉
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The seeds of extremism and of domestic terrorism often start by the "identity nationalist discourse" of some politicians. # Quebec Canadian police seize largest ever weapons cache in terrorism inquiry | Canada | The Guardian https://www. theguardian.com/world/2025/jul /08/canada-quebec-rcmp-terrorism-arrests
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But with the so so low barrier to utilize AI to do that, now I'm just not going to see lower-grade assignments as much - which, I grade, give feedback, and let them redo the assignment at no additional late penalty. And I'm just wondering like... OK do I design around assuming they'll get the answers, so it's like math textbook questions - every odd question has an answer in the back, then students check their work - and that can be fine for weekly work, but then how to assess?
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Weather radio is back on after last night’s craziness. :)
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@ jessie Are there any local tenants unions or tenants rights groups? They might be interested in those chats.
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@ srol from the dog perspective it’s the “what’s blue?” Album.
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Feeding the addiction. # jetpens # jetpenshaul # pens is Jet Pens on mastodon anywhere?
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I have reached an age where my wardrobe has ossified: Yoga pants (with side pockets), spandex sports bra, cotton wicking tank top (optional), and long-sleeve sun hoodie with finger holes. I have multiples and this is what I now wear every day.
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If you are surprised you’re not paying attention. So what do you want to do about it?
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@ thomholwerda @ portaloffreedom heres one https:// news.opensuse.org/2024/10/23/w orkshop-continues-with-gnome-extensions/ But i think they have stopped doing it when looking at more recent posts.
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Me: "Well, Yarbo might be in 'manual mode' for now, but hey, I have a 3-day weekend to work with!" The weather: "LOL!"
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@ jandals we had tostadas and homemade ice cream afterwards, so it was definitely bocaditos. @ bumpus
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It's just so goddamed awful. Azeem Ghorayshi used to be the person who took on the entrenched and institutionalized violence in academic research environments, but now she's the person who bullies trans kids and lobbies the state monopoly on violence to join her in making life hell for literal children. https:// fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app /profile/did:plc:3gxyh4elwykcdnpci7gmqrvh/post/3ltpw4pf2nk2a
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“Further, 64.3% of asthmatics, and 75.7% of non-asthmatics, were not aware that even so-called natural, green, and organic fragranced products typically emit hazardous air pollutants (28.9% of asthmatics and 15.7% of non-asthmatics were aware). However, 60.3% of asthmatics, and 60.1% of non-asthmatics, would not still use a fragranced product if they knew it emitted hazardous air pollutants.”
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@ luna yeah i read about the calcification, but dont think it works, or its not being displayed (which the wiki says it does) because i have one sitting there since basically the beginning of the steam age, and it doesnt seem to
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Oh, and I just found out about findaprotest.info so that's a little better than just waiting til I hear one. 😅
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@ strangeseawolf @ Firlefanz @ aurora I’m not sure if it’s forbidden to publish. AO3 being an archive for fan works, my (unnecessarily cynical) guess is generally speaking, they’re more concerned about copyright-related legal issues than hosting more or fewer original works. But I wish you can resolve the problem at hand with them soon!
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HAH. yeah it did not hold together sadface dot png
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Der Supermarkt vor unserer Haustür hat gefühlt 15°C, es ist als ob man einen Kühlschrank betritt. Eventuell habe ich exorbitant lange die Melonen bewundert und eventuell werde ich das heute noch 20x machen. (man bekommt einen Hitzschlag beim rausgehen, aber irgendwas ist ja immer)
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@ kelidanovus Thanks for helping the kitty! 🐈
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@ luna what I did till now was just go to centre of ore chunk, dig down till I find the vein, stack back up and move 2 chunks over. Worked out quite ok till now, but does take a bunch of time
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What is MCS? https:// youtu.be/ZZ4D0sgHJdQ?si=g-3rpg 4FHu3uWbdO WHO says we need fresh air?! Access Denied - Caution: Fragrances in Public Places https:// youtu.be/SemREk4uRc8?si=v0koiu WXVKEfa5LL
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@ unmind are you okay?
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Me clicking on another 0th numbered episode that was never any good because "maybe this time"
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@ BLRemJr Mustard, onions, Jalapenos
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and the result, 3 pieces of triple solder pads my idea is that I can use those to solder transistor circuits
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✨📜🖋️✨👀🐲🐯❣️ # PenQuote # May15th # HoldToHope # BeTheLighthouse # ShowTheWay # ForOthers
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@ An0n yep its public transit instructions have been pretty hinky lately too!
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@ TheBreadmonkey You think all that philosophising came from debate and analysis? Big hairy bawls, it did. They were sat on the throne, whistling the devil's arse gravy, and using their minds to distract them from the tumultuous experience.
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Mean Time Between Dansup Moments
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@ hyperlinkyourheart oh the irony, it kills
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@ TheBreadmonkey @ Tattooed_Mummy Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back the botty!
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@ maya distance is a menace,,, :neobot_pleading_reach:
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SOEP is weer in de kalender. Wat kan een soepje in de middag, avond, ochtend, wanneer dan ook, toch prettig zijn. Hebben jullie leuke soeprecepten? Vega/n graag. En niet te ingewikkeld, of langdradige dingen te vervangen door iets simpels. Edit: Ik heb alle tips en ideetjes gebundeld in een Soepencarrousselle, heel handig want dan kun je daar even een soepideetje opzoeken als je dat nodig hebt. Meer zijn altijd welkom. https://www. radioklotestad.nl/tekst/soepen carrousselle.html # dtv # soep # SoepVanDeDag
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Guimauve and Floof had a very lazy night last night. Guimauve had trouble keeping his eyes open. #Corgi #Dogs #コーギー #FediDogs #DogsOfPixelfed
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"We have a tendency of equating elegance with intelligence" - Kendra Vant, # pyconau This comment in the context of LLM responses, but I think it applies more generally.
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i wonder what my email provider/isp is thinking watching all the password reset emails roll in
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Este año no he visto tanta gente en el Orgullo Crítico como en años anteriores, pero sí que he visto caras conocidas que me ha alegrado que estuvieran allí. La lucha sigue, 🎶 cueste lo que cueste. 🎶
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bad news is im tipsier than intended. good news is ive hit that sweet spot where Everything Is Funny
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@ rainbow_phoenix those are so adorable :D
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@ Uair Stick it in the fridge
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Always report it! I say this with love and respect but you don’t KNOW if you’re fine. Shock is a thing.
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#manicure #extremityfetish This week I didn't want to pack supplies for a complicated manicure so I picked just one polish... but I kinda cheated, cuz it's a thermal, so it shifts colour depending on temperature. Constant entertainment! Jump Jump Bug by Mooncat.
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@ efi what if you think about boys :neofox_3c:
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@ Momentrabbit ... you are not the first to say that...
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Utopia is a fascist concept # anarchy # anarchism # anarchist
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@ pjw @ evan From my viewpoint, what right does a complete stranger have to impose their will upon me? The DM is now sitting in my account and possibly my physical storage space and yet the sender still is exerting to control over it and what my options are? Furthermore, what if the DM came from a organization? A government? Where do we draw the line? Let the receiver make their own choices.
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We’re supposed to demoralize the ENEMY. Not each other.
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@ rj thank you for this. I just got back and I’m searching for the story. Appreciate the correction.seriously.
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