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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=1m50s">1:50</a> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=2m26s">2:26</a> This whole segment reminds me of those GTA fake in game commercials that were played on the radio and on TV, Those were <i>fake</i> ?!?, The fucking "ryan moved to... |
Damn what happend to Fred Durst?<br> -Fred Durst |
I will laugh at him too like this man is literally staring up at the sky like he is Superman or something |
Why is this weird 35 year old guy who skateboards with only his shoes telling me about how much he loves radishes now |
Lmfaoooo my beer came out my nose when “I’ll be okay!!!” Floated out of his head as he pissed in the desert hahahhhhahahahhha, He isn’t okay. |
Does he have a hickey on his neck? |
wasn’t he on h3h3’s videos? |
360s? That water bed is the real deal sealer |
I saw soap shoes in sonic 2 battle. I couldn't find them in any stores where I live and my brothers called me crazy thinking these shoes dont existed. But when I turned 18 I saw them on Ebay and was like omg their real but they are hella expensive. |
I think they were saying "WHAT ARE THOOOSEEE" ironically |
the fun part of rollerblades is being able to cruise with little effort. walking can suck a diiiiiick |
Ryan’s knees are gna give our at age 40. |
Lol that fucking school is the school I go to. Catch me there soaping boys;) |
Dude this can't be real wth..... |
I feel like soaping is the pussy version of skateboarding |
Employer “What are you’re talents?” <br><br>Ryan “We’ll I’m a pro soaper” |
spiderweb on shoulder is aryan shit |
I wanna see this guy in the hood with that bullshit |
The part where everyone was looking at him tho😂😂 |
insert sa2 fact here |
Is it me or is Ryan slowly turning into a lesbian? |
Say what you will, Ryan was ALWAYS grinding. We was sleeping while he was gettin that bread. |
Sunset overdrive |
this mans got a hickey on his neck <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=5m07s">5:07</a> |
He got a white flag ....juggalo |
Is there a way to be a pro at something that doesn’t require skill, like rollerblading requires balance at least and skating requires practice and a lot of it but soaping requires you to run, jump, and stand on a railing. Like you’d have to have a genuine disability to be bad at it |
i like how getting kicked out of the uk and writing a book is somehow an "Achievement" |
someone get this man a skateboard. |
<b>UP NEXT: HOW I PEACOCK</b> |
I thoroughly enjoyed that guy’s documentary or whatever you want to call it. I still don’t know if it was satire or 100% real, or what the hell it was, but it was good. |
i literally cannot believe this |
He should just roller blade, it’s bound to make its come back sooner than later |
When you said grinding on things wearing shoes bruh I thought you meant naked grinding on people with shoes on bruhhh |
the spider tattoo on his elbow is most likely a prison tat it represents how much time you've done |
I’ve never seen or heard of Soaping before.... but I’ve now truly found my people. |
Dude I wish I could subscribe like three times |
Yo bro let’s ŠØÃP |
My sandals wore out and got all smooth when I was 15 years old, and I would run and slide across the grass or flat surfaces. Guess I was a souper all along. fml... |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=4m17s">4:17</a> that one guy blowing a fat cloud in the backround |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=2m55s">2:55</a> WHAT ARE THOOSE?! |
Imma laugh wen he breaks both his ankles |
So this is for people who want to use rollerscates but doesn't want to look lame |
Is it sad I unironically want a pair of soap shoes now? |
This man is what happens when someone gets too obsessed with Sunset Overdrive |
This is cool and all, but Crazy Monkey is way more hardcore. |
but why he so fat tho |
Spider web on the elbow is a navy thing |
Stil wears shoes from 1998, still has the hair cut from 1998, still wears his clothes from 1998, still hasn’t been laid. Is that a soaper I smell. 🤣 <br>I use to have soap shoes. Then, I grew up! |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=2m36s">2:36</a> had me dying |
This dude is literally a middle aged “Kyle”. 😂, I am not being sarcastic, OMFG that is so relatable and funny, well fuck you too, Some dude Named will <br><br>Yrah, He's middle aged at 35 because he aint gonna live past 70 doing all that <b>SOAPING</b> |
Holllyy shit he's AWESOME SAUCE |
The intro reminded me of 2010 |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=7m45s">7:45</a> |
YOOOO THE FUCKING WATER BED I'M DEAD LMAOOOO |
Ah he had self awareness for a minute but delusion took its hold right at the end again |
He dropped the <b>SOAP</b> |
In order to become a pro you have to learn one trick? |
Isn't it ironic someone called a soaper smells like a dirty greasy hippie |
Of course he became a Pick Up Artist. I can just imagine him negging hordes of women whilst sliding past them on a three foot rail. |
Sonic Adventure 2 called, they want their shoes back. |
Paint him blue and he can be the new sonic |
"Why am I 35 years old sliding in my fucking shoes?" <br><br>Deep. |
After watching this video, I’ll make sure to never touch anything in public anymore. |
Like he knows its fucking dumb but he doesn't give a shit. |
I fuvkin died when it’s said he’s banned from the UK |
Remember that time Justin took a shit on the floor at Ralph's? |
They are literally just aggressive inline skates without wheels |
How it feels to chew 5 gum. |
So sonic is a master soaper |
Ryan soaping over thanos to get the stone<br><br> Ryan: I am.... a soaper <b>snaps fingers</b> |
Going down the rail was fucking cool let's admit it, like a ninja haha. |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=2m05s">2:05</a> BRUH |
Is that a 35 year old man sliding in his shoes??? 🤣🤣🤣... I laughed so hard |
The Soapling confirmed |
“WAS THAT A MCHOLD, A MCHOLDER 1 LEGGER, MCHOLDEY 1 LEGGEY SUPEEMEY MEEMY ”😂😂😂, that is said to be impossible in the soap community |
666k views, nice |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=5m46s">5:46</a> |
He's like Shadow the Hedgehog. Grinding rails, distorting time, picking up bitches and blowing up the fucking moon. Rated E10+ pussies. |
Blessed video |
Ryan soaps he's way into smash bros. |
sounds like a sex move im a professional soaper |
Ryan in the army its just the dude from Sunset Overdrive, but irl |
He's just trying to live up to his hero, Sonic the Hedgehog, who wore SOAP shoes in SA2, I finally know what those ads in game were |
> "he gets pussy"<br>> using handkerchief code on screen |
The only use I see for this is to do that rail grind in the Persona 5 intro |
I paused on that email it’s a rollercoaster start to finis. |
Soap naysh yall |
You trusted Rayan enough...to do butt stuff <3 |
<b>city escape intensifies</b> |
SO THATS THE FUCKING CRACKHEAD I KEEP SEEING AT THE PARK |
It's called soaping because it's like what you do with the soap bar in the bathtub when you're little and pretend it's a skateboard |
i thought he meant humping shit naked but with shoes on |
We need crossover heelies and soaps |
They need to shut these damn methadone clinics down... here’s what we get. |
Imagine this would be your super power… this is so fuckin sad. |
I BOUGHT A PAIR OF THESE I LOVE THEM |
Just imagine running into Ryan while he looks off into the distance!<br><br>What everybody does: Points and laughs at him<br><br>What other people who also soap does: “He’s far too deep into soaping” |
Bruh, he has a water bed, what a fucking chad |
is this really not a parody!? I refuse to believe this is real 😳 |
This dude is a ticking time bomb. |
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