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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=1m25s">1:25</a><br>Ryan Jaunzemis Pro Soaper video game.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=0m45s">0:45</a> is that lachlan from fairbairn films
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The only cool thing you could ever do with those shoes is a skate trick and then ditch your board to grind a rail. That’s it. There’s nothing else.
Whats his stream?
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Next episode - Charlie slides down a rail on a lubed up fleshlight
That was THE most cringe inducing thing you have ever showcased on your channel.
Ryan moved to the U.K.<br>RYAN IS KICKED OUT OF THE U.K. <br>RYAN IS NEVER ALLOWED BACK IN THE U.K.
There are actually a lot of cool soapers out there, and you can find old clips of some pretty cool shit. The SOAP company also had a sponsorship in 2001&#39;s Sonic Adventure 2, In which grinding rails was introduced to the series. As for this guy, he&#39;s just way too old for this and needs to give it up. Not only do...
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=5m30s">5:30</a>
thanos lives
AVENGERS SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!<br>Ryan does not soap over Thanos :( :(<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=4m25s">4:25</a>
Hey nice white shirt
Hope this means he can get Ryan Jaunzemis on the podcast
Ryan made a million dollars<br><b>And ate it</b>
Soaper with a hard R
What is soaping? Couldn&#39;t hear Ryan over Critikal talking
Ryan moved to the U.K.<br>Ryan got kicked out of the U.K.<br>Ryan is never allowed in the U.K. again
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=2m55s">2:55</a> &quot;I walked to the skate park and they were like, what are those?&quot;<br><a href="https://youtu.be/R5xo77V86jU?t=2">https://youtu.be/R5xo77V86jU?t=2</a><br>I qualify for a senior&#39;s/historian&#39;s/meme archaeologist&#39;s discount.
All joking aside pro freerunners could use shoes like this to do some sick lines through cities.
im not cool enough to pull a mcholdy leggy supremey memey
I was dying at the ladies pointing and laughing at the soaper 😂😭, Me too, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=7m44s">7:44</a>
The soaping part is only cool when you&#39;re actually doing it but when youre off the rail it just gets awkward
Gosh soaping from like 7 years ago
The dude is fucking goof but id be lying if i said i could do that or that it looks easy
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=5m47s">5:47</a><br>Slide them buddy. Don&#39;t worry about the haters
tarzan looking
Lmao that moment when iron man dies
<b>Poppin them Motorolaz</b>
Sonic Adventure 2?
SoapOrDie
he&#39;s like an even more washed up tony hawk
Now I&#39;ll look for Ryan in Las Vegas
this video should have nearly as good editing as it has.
O.k that&#39;s it I&#39;m making a soaping gang 😤
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=5m05s">5:05</a> its a gopro on a gimble
Ryan became Hokage.<br>Ryan can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.<br>Ryan found who let the dogs out.<br>Ryan achieved MUI.<br>Ryan Genesis what Nintendoesn&#39;t., ryan found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, Ryan defeated Satan. <br>Ryan became the new paladin...
Soaping is the dumbest thing i&#39;ve heard today
That&#39;s was a fucking beautiful documentary
Gamers pale in comparison of the oppression faced by soapers
Sonic has gone too far
Charlie is just jelaous of real talent
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i genuinely used to soap and i can confirm im a failure
We need to put Charlie to shame for using YouTube messenger
Watch out, he’s a soaper
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=2m56s">2:56</a> wt r dose...
This video brings enlightenment
<b>&quot;How I Peacock&quot;</b>
I nearly choked on this video lmao
I know no one will see this but I’ve been soaping since 2015 and it’s nice to see that my favorite channels talking about the obscure topic
AVENGERS ENDGAME SPOILER! Ryan does soap over thanos in the final battle restoring groots magic left testicle that proceeds to complete the infinity meat slap that sends him to the Nth dimension.
i use soap to clean my kitchen utensils, am i doing it wrong?
This dude! Yeah, he tried beinga pickup artist a few years back
I still can&#39;t tell if this is a joke or not....
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=6m05s">6:05</a> that&#39;s what she said
This is so cringy I kept on wanting to click away but I couldn&#39;t
thats a joke right? or am i woosh?
I&#39;m not just a <b>pro soaper</b> , I also eat <br><br><br><br><br><br><br>V E G E T A B L E S
yes green arrow dies
Mchold one-legger lmao
I love Ryan J&#39;s channel, he&#39;s quite a decent dude just with a nostalgia passion! SOAP OR DIE DAWG!
Tony hawk pro Skater? Get that shit OUT OF HERE BRUH. WHERE&#39;S MY <b>PRO SOAPER</b> BRUH SOAPERS HELLA SLEPT ON 😭😭
Guys I’m dying
THE WOMEN POINTING AND LAUGHING 😂😂😂
These boys be out here tryna do the Persona 5 intro
Pause at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=1m25s">1:25</a>. Holy shit.
I’m tryna grind a rail with some heelys
Aye I’d try some soap shoes
But it’s actually kinda sick though
Bro, ur so funny. Ur spazzin on this dude. I cried
The virgin skateboarder<br>The Chad soaper
Fun fact Sonics shoes in Sonic Adventure 2 were actual Soap Shoes and they were made to promote the product alongside in game ads placed on a lot of different objects
BRO IT&#39;S MOTHERFUCKING SOAPING<br><br><br><br><br><br>welcome back to 2001 boys, Dude heelies is where its at
i once sang about soaping. people called it the world&#39;s worst soap opera.
Point and laugh.. holy fuck
This guy has to be trolling
So fuckin gay
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=7m45s">7:45</a> Best part if you were actually watching the video
.... the fuck is a &quot;pro soaper&quot;? I thought it was a dude that heavy duty washes shit with loreal 2000 or some soap brand<br><br>So basically he took sonic adventure grinding too literally.
This mans gonna bring back soaping <br><br>Watch
Looks like he dropped the soap the way he walking.
How I &quot;Peacock&quot;
nice wig
Why doesn&#39;t he just street skate with quads?
I thought it said Soup or die
Yooooooooo charlie knows what the fuck is up
this is going to be stuck in my head
I made my mom buy me a pair of Nike imitation SOAPs when I was in 2nd grade bc I wanted to grind like Sonic. It was stupid and I found that out in 2nd grade. This man has a 2nd grader&#39;s mentality
the ironic thing about soapers is they never use actual soap, @osmosis 01 haha nice to see you too, @seashore001 i think he does dudes!, @Caleb McFadden hell yeah my fellow knife packing, titanium anodizing, super steel sharpening, new model drooling, steel makeup studying blade bro. Glad to meet another enthusiast, H...
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=1m50s">1:50</a> I can&#39;t stop laughing
I remember kids doing this in the 90’s when skateboarding was big.....🙄
Have you not seen the h3h3 vid on him
Lmao i knew someone would find this eventually
Thought this was going to be a video of a man getting penetrated
Makarov knows Yuri <b>dies from soaping</b>
So when is soaping going to be an event at the X Games?
Why are you posting about this now I fucking love this video lol <br>Like I actually want soap shoes because of this
SOAP SHOES ARE FUCKING REAL? FIANLLY, I CAN LIVE MY SONIC DREAM OF RAIL GRINDING THROUGH SPACE