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You know what I love? I love that he calls to ask my opinion....makes me feel good inside
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You know what I need right now? Coffee grrrrrrrr, ! I hate CBT's :'(
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you know what I really love about no one else being home? singing loud! who knew I did that? haha
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you know what I think? I think you should vote for @mikeyway http://bit.ly/PmvRY
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you know what I'm just going to skip this night, then I can sleep well the next one
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786,691
you know what is absolutly adorable? a 9 month old chewing on a string bean.
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786,692
you know what it's 1:09 AM and It's cold here but I'M EATING ICE CREAM
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786,693
You know what movie I really really love! That I could watch a hundred times over.<Love Actually. Its brilliant
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you know what screw it, im gonna go for it. vote Sarah for prom QUEEN!!!! (its not gonna happen but hey, why not try
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786,695
You know what songs in my head now? Bold As Love-John Mayer
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786,696
you know what sounds good right now? Coffee yeah i could use a dose of starbucks right about now.
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786,697
You know what sounds good, Pancakes!!!!!
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786,698
you know what the coolest thing about what I am doing right now job wise? I love it!
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786,699
you know what the sun is out which is rare in england so im leaving their washing up and im off canoeing have a good weekend everyone
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786,700
you know what they do to guys like us in prison is such a fun song to play
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786,701
you know what would be awesome? getting me to 150 followers today.
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You know what would REALLY make for a good morning? #squarespace dropping a gift card in my lap, that's what.
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786,703
You know what, I don't care if it's weird. I'm sharing my bath with Ten, Jack, Mal, Jayne, Mulder and Spike #bubblebathtweet
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786,704
you know what, i don't care. whatever. i'm going to bed. jonaslovato in 13 days. (L) nothing's gunna get me down!
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786,705
you know what, i dont care what you think about me anymore. i am free.
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786,706
You know what, I have decided on two songs of the day tomorrow
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786,707
You know what? @coriandr is made of win.
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786,708
You know what? Fuck my fingers. FUCK THEM.
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You know what? Gordons an awesome guy brilliant, I say! )))
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786,710
You know what? I have nothing to fear. And I am not going to be scared of narrow minded assholes. Even relatives.
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You know what? I love my name
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786,712
You know what? I think I'm gonna have an early night! i'll miss you, twitterverse! xxx
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786,713
You know what? I was pissed right? So my mom let us have what I wanted. HAHA.
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786,714
you know what? I'd like to sing just like Joss Stone [yeah, I know, random .<XD I'm bored]
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786,715
you know what..<SCREW QLD AND NSW.<GO TASMANIAA
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786,716
YOU KNOW WHAT.<WHATEVER, FUCK YOU STUPID ASSHOLE BITCH! UGH!
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786,717
you know what's awesome? chocolate crackles
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786,718
You know what's awesome? Left over apple pie.
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786,719
You know what's better than Saturdays? PAYDAYS!
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786,720
you know what's crazy? I get up early JUST to go to my Farm Town sadness
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786,721
You know what's funny? My bright white legs lol
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786,722
You know what's happening NEXT WEEK?? I'm gonna see the JONAS BROS DEMI LOVATO yeaaah. And in 4 days I'm in PARIS. Amazing
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786,723
You know what's hott? MITCHEL MUSSO SCREAMING AT A BANANA lmfao(:
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786,724
you know what's NOT fun? being financially responible and saving money. know what is? buying cute clothes online! ugh hate responsibility
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786,725
you know what's today? no? it's the Star Wars day you ass!
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786,726
You know when you go on urban dictionary and see cool words on the homepage? I just did.<I'm tweetless.
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786,727
You know when you see a white van with &quot;no tools left in the vehicle overnight&quot; do they mean the drivers?
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786,728
You know when your make late night calls to India team members for more pictures, your struggling with your message. Thanks @angelac519.
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786,729
you know when, remember???iowe you birsday dinner!!!!
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786,730
You know who helps me almost everyday? @gilv
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786,731
You know who I think should go gay? Mike Newton, (from the book not twitter), Michael Whelch, Kristen Stewart.
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you know who the coolest person in the world is? @emilyjobling but if i said that.<i'd be lying!
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you know who you are ? http://blip.fm/~7cuxy
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You know who's good?The Decemberists.Also,quote from my supervisor &quot;yeah you should take more holiday, you were lookin stressed&quot;.cheers!
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786,735
you know why God did not use the word &quot;haters&quot; in the bible? cause he is too good to give them the gratification of acknowledgment
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you know why i love my twitter family because they support me and inspire me!! I got blessed twitterbugsbees in my beehive!!
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You know why most of languages conciser &quot;life&quot; as &quot;female&quot;? Oh, because Life has a &quot;bitchy&quot; sense of humor
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you know you are at the end of the world when the next twitter is more than 10km away .<#glarus: you know <http://tinyurl.com/ngeexh
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786,739
You know you are going to have a great day when the birds are not afraid to come near you Twas Tazo Bergamot Chai with a hint of ginger !
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786,740
you know you are sore when pouring almost empty pitcher makes your arm shake. And yes braydon mythbusters is the best medicine.
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786,741
You know you are successful sister when you walk by her room and she is playing @JonasBrothers
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786,742
You know you have a problem when right before you go to bed you think of twitter. SMH hahaha. 'Night world!
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786,743
you know you have arrived when you no longer ask for explanations
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786,744
You know you have been Tweeting too much when those you chat with on a regular basis .<Continually finish your Tweet for you.
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786,745
You know you have crossed into motherhood when your Friday nights with no kids are spent at the laundry mat!
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786,746
You know you love a restaurant when you drive across town for a to-go order
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786,747
You Know You Love Me X-o-X-o
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786,748
you know you love your mom when you stay up this late just to wrap her gifts (which look glorious) hand-make a card<happy mothers day
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786,749
You know you make a good burger when you burp some up and it taste just as amazing
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786,750
you know you put any first name in front of AHAHHHHHH savior of the universe and it would still be epic , i did on my hot mail page
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786,751
YOU know you speeding when you hit a bird and don't even see it...you hear a thump! LATE FOR WORK BUT PUSHING IT...
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786,752
You know you talk too much about work at home when your 3yo son says, &quot;...a dot com...it's on TV.&quot; Yikes
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You know you want to learn stuff about SPAM. http://dallasanne319.blogspot.com 5990 your video is on there
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786,754
You know you work in a medical library when you see someone watching a video of a naked person on their laptop and it's not pr0n.
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You know you're a burner when you find foux fur in your salad and eat it without complaint
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786,756
You know you're a Children's Minister when you do an art project on your first day of work! Love it!
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786,757
you know you're a cybertown geek when yor set your watch to CT time SciFiPlantLady
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786,758
You know you're a Dr. Who nerd when: You get happy that the companions name is the same as yours. On Sunday her name was Lady Christina
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786,759
You know you're a WI nerd when you're hitting the refresh on http://blogs.wispolitics.com/budget/ ...
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786,760
you know you're addicted to coffee when you get [lack of caffeine] headaches from sleeping in.
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786,761
you know you're an addict when the camera guy at Ritz knows you by name
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you know you're an old man when u poo-poo fireworks @lankzy
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You know you're getting old when the Gas X commercial is really a cautionary tale for you. Yep, i'm flatulent in 3 languages all right.
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786,764
You know you're in NYC when you play SWV &quot;Anything Rmx&quot; and the entire crowd raps the Wu-Tang parts! Wow. This is me right now.< (pause)
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you know you're up too late when only Australians and @johncmayer are still on twitter and John is telling stories of snowboarding
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786,766
You know you're up too late when the TCU nightly scan starts! Oh well, I graduated today
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786,767
You know you've angered the fleet manager when he gives you the battered and rusted unmarked van to use for your equipment pickup.
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786,768
You know you've been in Korea too long if<http://twitzap.com/u/JwQ @cjkoster @duckbokey Do you agree with this? funny.
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786,769
You know you've done something right when a year later your tattoo artist can still look @ your tatt says &quot; wow, that's a great tattoo&quot;
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786,770
You know you've got the right luggage when the FLIGHT ATTENDANT compliments you on it!
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786,771
you know you've made it when there is spammers hitting you up congrats @twitter you are a winner.<keep it goin!
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786,772
you know you've watched Labyrinth too much when you can do the sniff at the EXACT same time as the door knocker.
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786,773
you know you've worked Here too long when you've come to know the mall walkers. such nice people.
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786,774
You know your a geek if you can reply to a email Within a Minute
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786,775
You know your fat when your ice cream comes in a boat
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786,776
You know your in warren county when your at the fair to unload your pigs at 430! TaShA
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786,777
You know your partys fucking over with because youre smoking joints and youre rolling splifs. <3 i feel like tweeting my ass off today
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786,778
You know your tired when you get whipped very badly in TF2..ugh. I shall retire for the evening on that note
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786,779
You know, @Jacksonfly, you might be right.
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786,780
You know, @tweetie makes me wanna twit-twit-twit-twit and never stop twitting
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786,781
you know, at least have an idea of who they are!! LOL I know i dont know you all personally, but I &quot;know&quot; you.....LOL
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786,782
you know, I just love followfriday's love seeing who people recommend and spreading the FF love
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786,783
you know, i love my second home. very much looking forward to seeing ed tonight, though.
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786,784
You know, I love the Guardian! It really is a great lil paper!
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you know, i love waking up almost everyday with tweets from frank iero in my phone it's good to know he's doing okay.
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