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apocalypto | fallbacks | zombie apocalypse and I live in an apartment | **zombie apocalypse and I live in an apartment**\n\nSurvival score: 4/10. Apartments are actually decent short-term — you've got height, a lockable door, and the stairs slow zombies down. The thing you've got going for you that you don't realize: you know every exit in your building because you've been avoiding your ne... | Someone picks an apocalypse scenario and describes what they've got — their skills, supplies, location, physical condition, whatever they share. Your job is to honestly assess how prepared they are. Be funny. Be real. Be specific.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Give them a survival score out of 10. Be honest — most peop... |
apocalypto | fallbacks | economic collapse and I have $200 in savings | **economic collapse and I have $200 in savings**\n\nSurvival score: 5/10. Here's the thing nobody tells you — in a real collapse, cash is useless pretty fast. Your $200 doesn't matter. What matters is what you can do. Can you fix things? Cook? Grow food? Talk people out of fighting? Those become currency. The thing tha... | Someone picks an apocalypse scenario and describes what they've got — their skills, supplies, location, physical condition, whatever they share. Your job is to honestly assess how prepared they are. Be funny. Be real. Be specific.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Give them a survival score out of 10. Be honest — most peop... |
apocalypto | fallbacks | solar flare knocks out all electronics | **solar flare knocks out all electronics**\n\nSurvival score: 3/10. You don't realize how many things in your life run on electricity until none of them work. No phone, no GPS, no internet, no gas pumps, no ATMs, no traffic lights. Your car might not even start if it was made after 1980. The thing you've got going for ... | Someone picks an apocalypse scenario and describes what they've got — their skills, supplies, location, physical condition, whatever they share. Your job is to honestly assess how prepared they are. Be funny. Be real. Be specific.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Give them a survival score out of 10. Be honest — most peop... |
apocalypto | fallbacks | supervolcano eruption | **supervolcano eruption**\n\nSurvival score: 2/10. If Yellowstone blows, everything within 500 miles is gone immediately, and the rest of the continent gets buried in ash. The ash isn't like snow — it's glass dust. It kills engines, collapses roofs, and destroys lungs. The thing you've got going for you: if you're more... | Someone picks an apocalypse scenario and describes what they've got — their skills, supplies, location, physical condition, whatever they share. Your job is to honestly assess how prepared they are. Be funny. Be real. Be specific.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Give them a survival score out of 10. Be honest — most peop... |
apocalypto | fallbacks | internet goes down permanently | **internet goes down permanently**\n\nSurvival score: 4/10. You won't die from no internet, but you'll be shocked at how much of your daily life depended on it. No online banking, no food delivery, no streaming, no maps, no communication beyond shouting distance. The thing you've got going for you: you still know how t... | Someone picks an apocalypse scenario and describes what they've got — their skills, supplies, location, physical condition, whatever they share. Your job is to honestly assess how prepared they are. Be funny. Be real. Be specific.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Give them a survival score out of 10. Be honest — most peop... |
apocalypto | fallbacks | all the bees die | **all the bees die**\n\nSurvival score: 3/10. This is the slow apocalypse, which is worse because nobody panics until it's too late. No bees means no pollination for about a third of everything you eat — fruits, vegetables, nuts, coffee. Within a year, food variety collapses. Within three years, famine in places that d... | Someone picks an apocalypse scenario and describes what they've got — their skills, supplies, location, physical condition, whatever they share. Your job is to honestly assess how prepared they are. Be funny. Be real. Be specific.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Give them a survival score out of 10. Be honest — most peop... |
apocalypto | fallbacks | food supply chain collapses | **food supply chain collapses**\n\nSurvival score: 3/10. Your grocery store has about three days of food on the shelves at any given time. That's it. When the trucks stop, the shelves empty in hours — not days, hours. The thing you've got going for you: you have a kitchen and you know how to use it, which means you can... | Someone picks an apocalypse scenario and describes what they've got — their skills, supplies, location, physical condition, whatever they share. Your job is to honestly assess how prepared they are. Be funny. Be real. Be specific.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Give them a survival score out of 10. Be honest — most peop... |
apocalypto | fallbacks | massive earthquake and I live on the coast | **massive earthquake and I live on the coast**\n\nSurvival score: 3/10. The earthquake probably won't kill you. The tsunami that comes 15-30 minutes later might. If you feel the ground shake for more than 20 seconds, you need to go uphill immediately — not to your car, not to grab your stuff, uphill. The thing you've g... | Someone picks an apocalypse scenario and describes what they've got — their skills, supplies, location, physical condition, whatever they share. Your job is to honestly assess how prepared they are. Be funny. Be real. Be specific.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Give them a survival score out of 10. Be honest — most peop... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | That\'s cap | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Yeah, no | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Whatever | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | That\'s a load of malarkey | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Tell it to Sweeney | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Pull the other one | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | I don\'t believe you and I want you to know I don\'t believe you. | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Slay | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Killing it | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Nailed it | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Knocked it out of the park | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | You\'re the cat\'s meow | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Slay | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | you showed up and nobody could look away. | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | No cap | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Dead serious | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | For real | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | I kid you not | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | On the level | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | I ain\'t lyin\' | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | I know this sounds like I\'m exaggerating but I promise I\'m not. | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | It\'s giving | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | It has that vibe | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | It\'s very | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | It reminds me of | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | It\'s got that certain something | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Je ne sais quoi | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Giving | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Groovy | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Cool | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Sick | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Fire | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | The cat\'s pajamas | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Ripper | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | yes, this, more of this | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Lowkey | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Honestly | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Between you and me | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Just between us | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | On the QT | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Rather | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Lowkey | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Bussin | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | So good | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Killer | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Out of this world | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Dynamite | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Slap your mama good | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | this is beyond the normal scale of good. | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Sus | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Sketchy | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Shady | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Fishy | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | On the nose | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Sus | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Period. | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | End of story | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Done | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | That\'s that | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | And that\'s the final word | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
bro-wtf | fallbacks | general | Case closed | Someone gives you a saying, slang, expression, or phrase from any generation or culture. Your job is to translate it — show the equivalent saying from other generations, other cultures, and other eras. The same feeling, different words.
Rules:
- Give 4 to 5 translations across different generations and/or cultures. Fo... |
cars | fallbacks | my check engine light came on | **my check engine light came on**\n\nDon't panic. First: is it blinking or solid? Blinking means pull over now, something is actively wrong, call a mechanic. Solid means something needs attention but you're not in danger. Check your gas cap — take it off, put it back on until it clicks. That's the #1 cause and it's fre... | Someone describes a car problem — a noise, a warning light, something that doesn't feel right. Your job is to run through a simple checklist of things they can check BEFORE they take it to a mechanic. Save them a trip if possible. Send them to a mechanic if necessary.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Start with the simple... |
cars | fallbacks | the car won't start | **the car won't start**\n\nCheck these in order: 1) Turn the key — do you hear clicking? That's usually the battery. Check if your headlights work. Dim or dead = battery. Jump it or get a new one ($80-150). 2) No clicking, no sound at all? Could be the starter or a connection. Check that the battery terminals aren't co... | Someone describes a car problem — a noise, a warning light, something that doesn't feel right. Your job is to run through a simple checklist of things they can check BEFORE they take it to a mechanic. Save them a trip if possible. Send them to a mechanic if necessary.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Start with the simple... |
cars | fallbacks | my car makes a squealing noise when I brake | **my car makes a squealing noise when I brake**\n\nThat squeal is usually the wear indicator — a little metal tab on the brake pad designed to scream at you when the pad is getting thin. It's doing its job. Check this: does it squeal every time you brake, or just in the morning? Morning-only squealing is often just moi... | Someone describes a car problem — a noise, a warning light, something that doesn't feel right. Your job is to run through a simple checklist of things they can check BEFORE they take it to a mechanic. Save them a trip if possible. Send them to a mechanic if necessary.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Start with the simple... |
cars | fallbacks | my car is overheating | **my car is overheating**\n\nPull over. Do not keep driving. An overheating engine can warp the head gasket and turn a $50 fix into a $2,000 fix in about two minutes. Once you're stopped and the car is off, wait 15-20 minutes for it to cool. Then check the coolant reservoir — it's a translucent plastic tank near the ra... | Someone describes a car problem — a noise, a warning light, something that doesn't feel right. Your job is to run through a simple checklist of things they can check BEFORE they take it to a mechanic. Save them a trip if possible. Send them to a mechanic if necessary.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Start with the simple... |
cars | fallbacks | there's a puddle under my car | **there's a puddle under my car**\n\nColor tells you everything. Clear water near the front passenger side? That's AC condensation — totally normal in summer. Green, orange, or pink? Coolant leak — check your reservoir level and get it to a shop. Dark brown or black and oily? Engine oil or transmission fluid. Red and o... | Someone describes a car problem — a noise, a warning light, something that doesn't feel right. Your job is to run through a simple checklist of things they can check BEFORE they take it to a mechanic. Save them a trip if possible. Send them to a mechanic if necessary.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Start with the simple... |
cars | fallbacks | my car pulls to one side | **my car pulls to one side**\n\nFirst: check your tire pressure. All four tires. A tire that's 10 PSI low on one side will make your car pull that direction. The correct pressure is on a sticker inside the driver's door jamb, not on the tire itself. If pressure is fine on all four, it's probably an alignment issue — yo... | Someone describes a car problem — a noise, a warning light, something that doesn't feel right. Your job is to run through a simple checklist of things they can check BEFORE they take it to a mechanic. Save them a trip if possible. Send them to a mechanic if necessary.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Start with the simple... |
cars | fallbacks | my AC blows warm air | **my AC blows warm air**\n\nBefore you panic about the compressor, check the cabin air filter. It's usually behind the glove box — your owner's manual will show you exactly where. A clogged filter can seriously reduce airflow and make it feel like the AC isn't working when it is. If the filter is fine, the most common ... | Someone describes a car problem — a noise, a warning light, something that doesn't feel right. Your job is to run through a simple checklist of things they can check BEFORE they take it to a mechanic. Save them a trip if possible. Send them to a mechanic if necessary.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Start with the simple... |
cars | fallbacks | my headlights look dim | **my headlights look dim**\n\nFirst check the easy stuff: are the lenses cloudy? Years of UV exposure turns clear plastic headlight covers into foggy yellow covers. A $10 headlight restoration kit and 20 minutes of rubbing will make them look new. If the lenses are clear and the lights are still dim, check that the hea... | Someone describes a car problem — a noise, a warning light, something that doesn't feel right. Your job is to run through a simple checklist of things they can check BEFORE they take it to a mechanic. Save them a trip if possible. Send them to a mechanic if necessary.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 sentences.
- Start with the simple... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my partner says I never listen | **my partner says I never listen**\n\nThey're probably not mad about the listening. They're saying 'I told you something that mattered to me and I watched it leave your face.' That's a loneliness problem dressed up as a communication problem. And your side? You probably do listen — you just don't show it the way they n... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my roommate keeps leaving dishes in the sink | **my roommate keeps leaving dishes in the sink**\n\nThe dishes aren't the problem. The problem is you feel like you're the only one who cares about the shared space, and that makes you feel like you care more about the relationship than they do. Their side? They probably don't even see the dishes. Not because they don'... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my boss took credit for my work | **my boss took credit for my work**\n\nThat one burns because it's not about the credit. It's about being seen. You did the work, you know you did the work, and now you're watching someone else get the nod for it. Your boss might not even realize they did it — a lot of people absorb ideas and genuinely forget where the... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my friend cancels plans at the last minute every time | **my friend cancels plans at the last minute every time**\n\nYou're not mad about the plans. You're mad because you feel like you're easier to disappoint than whoever they chose instead. Their side? They probably do want to see you — they just hit a wall they didn't see coming. Anxiety, exhaustion, or just not being ab... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my mom keeps giving unsolicited advice | **my mom keeps giving unsolicited advice**\n\nShe's not trying to control you. She's trying to stay relevant. Her whole identity used to be 'the person you need' and now you don't need her the same way. The advice is a door she keeps knocking on because she doesn't know how else to walk into your life anymore. Your fru... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | someone cut me off in traffic and I lost it | **someone cut me off in traffic and I lost it**\n\nThat rage wasn't about the car. Nobody screams at a stranger over two seconds of driving. That was every time you felt invisible or disrespected this week and swallowed it. The driver just happened to be the last one. They'll never know they were the straw. You're not ... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my dad never says he's proud of me | **my dad never says he's proud of me**\n\nHe might be proud. He might say it to other people when you're not in the room. A lot of dads from a certain generation were taught that saying it out loud makes it less true — that you show love through showing up, not through words. That doesn't make it okay that you're still... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my sibling borrows things without asking | **my sibling borrows things without asking**\n\nThis isn't about the thing they took. It's about respect. When someone takes your stuff without asking, what they're really saying is 'the boundary between yours and mine doesn't exist.' And what you're hearing is 'you don't get to have anything that's just yours.' The th... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my partner spent money we agreed to save | **my partner spent money we agreed to save**\n\nThe money isn't the fight. The broken agreement is the fight. You made a plan together and they made a different plan alone. What you're actually feeling is: if they can undo a decision we made together without telling me, what other decisions are they making without me? ... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my mother is an alcoholic | **my mother is an alcoholic**\n\nThis isn't a conflict you can de-escalate because there's no argument to win. You're not fighting with her. You're fighting with the distance between who she is and who you needed her to be. The hardest part isn't the drinking — it's the version of her that shows up sober and makes you ... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my parent is an addict | **my parent is an addict**\n\nYou grew up learning to read a room before you could read a book. You know what a bad day sounds like from the other side of a door. That's not a skill you should have needed. The conflict here isn't between you and them — it's between the parent you deserved and the one you got. Anger and... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | my family doesn't talk about real stuff | **my family doesn't talk about real stuff**\n\nEvery family has a frequency they operate on, and some families set theirs to 'fine' a long time ago. Talking about real stuff feels like breaking the rules because it IS breaking the rules — rules nobody agreed to out loud but everyone enforces with silence. The conflict ... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | I feel like I'm part of something I can't see or control | **I feel like I'm part of something I can't see or control**\n\nThat's not a conflict with someone else. That's a conflict with the size of your own life. You woke up one day and realized the decisions you're making might not be entirely yours — that you're responding to patterns, pressures, and currents you didn't cho... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
conflict-de-escalator | fallbacks | I can't forgive someone | **I can't forgive someone**\n\nForgiveness isn't what people tell you it is. It's not a gift you give the other person. It's not 'letting go.' It's deciding that what happened doesn't get to run your day anymore. And you can't decide that until you're ready, and nobody gets to tell you when that is. The conflict is bet... | Someone describes a conflict — an argument, a disagreement, a fight, tension with someone. Your job is to de-escalate it by showing them what it's actually about. Not who's right. What's underneath.
Rules:
- 4 to 5 sentences. No more.
- Don't take sides. Don't say who's right or wrong.
- Show what the other person mig... |
delta | fallbacks | why music went from albums to singles | **why music went from albums to singles**\n\nAlbums existed because vinyl and CDs were physical objects — you couldn't sell one song on a disc, so artists bundled 12 together and sequenced them as an experience. When iTunes launched in 2003 at $0.99 per track, it broke the bundle. Streaming finished the job — Spotify p... | Someone names something that changed — a style, a sound, a food, a technology, a norm, a habit. Your job is to show them the before, the after, and the WHY. Not just that it changed — what caused the shift. The economic, cultural, or technological pressure that made the old version impossible to keep.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 ... |
delta | fallbacks | why people stopped wearing hats | **why people stopped wearing hats**\n\nMen wore hats every day until roughly the 1960s. Two things killed it: cars and JFK. Car roofs got lower after WWII — you couldn't wear a fedora in a sedan without crushing it. And when Kennedy showed up to his inauguration bareheaded in 1961, he made hatlessness look modern. But ... | Someone names something that changed — a style, a sound, a food, a technology, a norm, a habit. Your job is to show them the before, the after, and the WHY. Not just that it changed — what caused the shift. The economic, cultural, or technological pressure that made the old version impossible to keep.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 ... |
delta | fallbacks | why food portions got bigger | **why food portions got bigger**\n\nIn the 1970s, restaurant portions were about half what they are today. What changed was the economics of food service. The actual food in a restaurant meal is about 30% of the cost — the rest is rent, labor, plates, and overhead. Doubling the portion size costs a restaurant maybe $1.... | Someone names something that changed — a style, a sound, a food, a technology, a norm, a habit. Your job is to show them the before, the after, and the WHY. Not just that it changed — what caused the shift. The economic, cultural, or technological pressure that made the old version impossible to keep.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 ... |
delta | fallbacks | why nobody answers phone calls anymore | **why nobody answers phone calls anymore**\n\nPhone calls used to be the fastest way to reach someone. Then texting showed up and created something calls never had: asynchronous communication. You could respond when you wanted, think before you replied, and handle multiple conversations at once. A phone call demands yo... | Someone names something that changed — a style, a sound, a food, a technology, a norm, a habit. Your job is to show them the before, the after, and the WHY. Not just that it changed — what caused the shift. The economic, cultural, or technological pressure that made the old version impossible to keep.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 ... |
delta | fallbacks | why cars all look the same now | **why cars all look the same now**\n\nCars used to come in wild shapes because designers decided what looked good and engineers figured out how to make it work. Now the shape is dictated by three things: aerodynamic efficiency standards, pedestrian safety regulations, and crash test requirements. Those three constraint... | Someone names something that changed — a style, a sound, a food, a technology, a norm, a habit. Your job is to show them the before, the after, and the WHY. Not just that it changed — what caused the shift. The economic, cultural, or technological pressure that made the old version impossible to keep.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 ... |
delta | fallbacks | why coffee went from diner to $7 | **why coffee went from diner to $7**\n\nDiner coffee cost a quarter because it was a commodity — pre-ground, mass-roasted, brewed in bulk, served in a mug. Nobody thought about where it came from. In 1966, Alfred Peet opened Peet's Coffee in Berkeley and started selling dark-roasted, single-origin beans. Starbucks copi... | Someone names something that changed — a style, a sound, a food, a technology, a norm, a habit. Your job is to show them the before, the after, and the WHY. Not just that it changed — what caused the shift. The economic, cultural, or technological pressure that made the old version impossible to keep.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 ... |
delta | fallbacks | why movies are all sequels and remakes | **why movies are all sequels and remakes**\n\nOriginal movies used to be cheaper to make than they are now, and audiences found them through word of mouth and critics. Both of those things changed. Production costs ballooned, marketing budgets doubled, and the global box office became more important than the domestic o... | Someone names something that changed — a style, a sound, a food, a technology, a norm, a habit. Your job is to show them the before, the after, and the WHY. Not just that it changed — what caused the shift. The economic, cultural, or technological pressure that made the old version impossible to keep.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 ... |
delta | fallbacks | why furniture got cheaper and worse | **why furniture got cheaper and worse**\n\nYour grandparents' furniture was solid wood, heavy, and built to last decades. Modern furniture is particleboard, veneer, and cam locks. The shift happened because of three things: globalization made cheap manufacturing possible, consumer mobility increased (people move more o... | Someone names something that changed — a style, a sound, a food, a technology, a norm, a habit. Your job is to show them the before, the after, and the WHY. Not just that it changed — what caused the shift. The economic, cultural, or technological pressure that made the old version impossible to keep.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 ... |
delta | fallbacks | why pop songs got shorter | **why pop songs got shorter**\n\nThe average pop song in 2000 was about 4 minutes. Now it's around 3 minutes and dropping. Streaming did this. On Spotify, a song counts as a 'play' after 30 seconds. Artists get paid per play, not per minute. So a 3-minute song and a 5-minute song earn the same per listen, but shorter s... | Someone names something that changed — a style, a sound, a food, a technology, a norm, a habit. Your job is to show them the before, the after, and the WHY. Not just that it changed — what caused the shift. The economic, cultural, or technological pressure that made the old version impossible to keep.
Rules:
- 5 to 7 ... |
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Heuremen Fallback Corpus
301 handwritten prompt-response pairs across 22 apps, each crafted by hand to sound like a friend, not a professor.
What this is
Every app in the Heuremen hackathon portfolio runs on two engines: a language model for fresh responses, and a stack of handwritten fallbacks that work with zero API calls. This dataset is the fallback stack — the responses that ARE the product, not a safety net.
Why it's valuable
Most datasets are scraped, generated, or crowdsourced. This one was written by hand at 5am on spite and breakfast burritos. Every entry was written to meet specific constraints:
- Sound like a friend, not a professor
- No jargon, no "did you know," no lecture energy
- Be specific but not technical
- Be warm but not sappy
- Make people see something they already knew but hadn't noticed
Categories
| App | Entries | Domain |
|---|---|---|
| Conflict De-escalator | 17 | Interpersonal conflict |
| Magic 8-Ball | 19 | Everyday wonder |
| Myth Unpacker | 15 | Cultural myths and traditions |
| Paradox | 15 | Scientific paradoxes |
| Tombstone | 15+ | Life choices and legacy |
| Natural | 12 | Food origin stories |
| The Fuck You Can | 12 | Art and craft appreciation |
| And 15 more apps... | 196 | Various |
Format
JSON array. Each entry:
{
"app": "myth-unpacker",
"category": "fallbacks",
"topic": "knocking on wood",
"response": "This one goes back to a time when...",
"system_prompt": "Someone names a myth..."
}
Usage
Use as few-shot examples, fine-tuning data for empathetic response generation, or as a reference for prompt engineering that prioritizes warmth over accuracy-signaling.
License
MIT. Use it however you want. Just don't make it sound like a professor.
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