callmesan/process_sentiment · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I'm just going to assume she followed this up with "wakka wakka wakka"	0.000783	0.000111	0.000178	0.000115	0.000181	0.000141	neutral	0.667733
Ich hab Kollegen, die aus Barcelona weggezogen sind, weil die Stadt mittlerweile auch für sehr, sehr gut bezahlte ITler unvernünftig teuer geworden ist. Das ist einfach so bekloppt. Ich verstehe das nicht. Habe keine Lust Urlaub zu machen, weil ich kb habe woanders der Tourist zu sein.	0.393503	0.001059	0.023156	0.002711	0.008597	0.004512	neutral	0.668166
mostly availability - zigbee stuff is pretty hard to find locally	0.00078	0.000108	0.00018	0.000115	0.00018	0.000137	neutral	0.533585
This is crazy, always knew EVs were efficient at low speed but even off road its so much more efficient than diesel or petrol www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugj_...	0.00823	0.00011	0.000641	0.000123	0.000411	0.000189	positive	0.75821
I hate having an opinion that aligns with coomers, but some of the redesigns really do look ugly. I think it would be less ugly if the undergarments were black instead of the weird orange they use because they pussied out and wanted it to look like skin while still having the characters covered up	0.061367	0.000284	0.004973	0.000322	0.004423	0.001542	negative	0.907665
GRRM is delaying finishing the ASOIAF series because he saw what happened once JK Rowling didn't have anything to do.	0.000706	0.000115	0.000173	0.000119	0.000183	0.000143	negative	0.642618
The truth is there is no true collective safety or liberation without disabled people. We are a marginalized group within our own right but we also exist within every other oppressed demographic. #resist #disability	0.026562	0.000233	0.000409	0.000358	0.00117	0.003179	negative	0.728279
There are a lot of Harris-Walz fans but Dave Bautista wears his support particularly well.	0.000642	0.00012	0.000175	0.000129	0.000176	0.00014	positive	0.867227
mark cuban taking notes.jpeg	0.0007	0.000113	0.00019	0.000119	0.00018	0.000137	neutral	0.902664
An airport terminal A grocery store A sporting event My kid's musical Doesn't matter. They think I want to listen in.	0.000813	0.000107	0.000175	0.000113	0.000178	0.000137	neutral	0.74721
This is more of a heatfaucet.	0.0181	0.000115	0.001119	0.000141	0.000782	0.000184	neutral	0.709024
Update: Boss just said I might be "technically" correct and backhandedly complimented my ability to "spin analytics" I guess one of his buddies broke out the ol adding machine for him😵	0.000659	0.000118	0.00018	0.000119	0.000183	0.000136	positive	0.837769
chat, can we get a "hell yea" for backend team for pulling through this shit in the replies?	0.895879	0.013121	0.806096	0.001369	0.098934	0.002166	negative	0.770647
Does this build include the rumpus room	0.014424	0.000112	0.000816	0.000125	0.000642	0.000238	neutral	0.938172
Mr Loverman was lovely.	0.000746	0.000115	0.000194	0.000106	0.000186	0.000137	positive	0.966823
이러면 어떤 놈들이 오느냐 시간 빌게이츠 나무위키 사관 같은 놈들이 옵니다	0.001085	0.000118	0.00019	0.000174	0.000211	0.000158	neutral	0.747977
Bom dia bom dia	0.007966	0.000103	0.000397	0.000132	0.000377	0.000238	neutral	0.625311
I'm sorry, that's not "working" in any meaningful sense of "facilitating the sharing of information and not helping the spread of misinformation." The Reflector says it best.	0.000603	0.000125	0.000188	0.000127	0.000176	0.000141	negative	0.87096
Sunflowers is up for an award!! You can read it here for free: www.silversprocket.net/2024/03/30/s...	0.000824	0.000107	0.000173	0.000115	0.000181	0.000138	positive	0.911034
Some trees essentially shut their windows and doors and hold their breath when there is wildfire smoke https://buff.ly/4fjzE6v #environment	0.056967	0.000178	0.001107	0.00061	0.001449	0.000701	neutral	0.752191
idealism and materialism are both equally good	0.000874	0.000109	0.000166	0.000129	0.00019	0.00015	positive	0.416086
Solid work from WSJ newsroom walking through what happens before and during a Tesla autopilot crash. Here, a Tesla hit a police car parked in-lane, as its detection system failed to recognize emergency vehicle lights as objects in the road. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2u3dcH2VGM	0.000679	0.000117	0.000183	0.000116	0.00018	0.000142	neutral	0.701903
Me rn	0.00178	0.000103	0.000247	0.000095	0.000191	0.000145	neutral	0.656142
while i’m 33 i’m still baby so take that as you will	0.008224	0.000107	0.000474	0.000209	0.000345	0.000196	neutral	0.757891
Babies are adorable and I enjoy going out to eat with my friends when they bring their babies but I have never been possessed with an urge to actually birth one or care for one 24/7. Built for aunt life, born an only child. Such is life.	0.010132	0.000114	0.000443	0.00017	0.000527	0.00028	positive	0.67303
And you buy your world wildlife foundation t-shirt, and you donate, and think, wow. Just the little act can do so much help! And then it turns out, that land there, where you wanted to build? That's a protected wetland. And your car? It pollutes too much, and now you have to pass emissions testing!	0.042393	0.000123	0.000945	0.000311	0.001521	0.000459	positive	0.74924
the phrase is indelibly associated in my mind with the unspeakable stupidity of david golumbia	0.275897	0.000583	0.012726	0.000631	0.062298	0.00468	negative	0.88033
Is he the guy with the sword	0.022393	0.000134	0.000629	0.000421	0.000699	0.000436	neutral	0.915427
I get that Flappy Bird coming back seems cute as hell but it seems like it was brought back in a pretty gross way.	0.015558	0.000163	0.001386	0.000134	0.000821	0.000222	negative	0.843101
as someone who only ever got into fights growing up because of people making fun of my brother’s hearing aids, it is kinda funny to see people go straight for “you hate the disabled for not using alt text.” i hate them because they deleted my 100% pilotwings 64 save	0.312713	0.000639	0.006298	0.000845	0.04569	0.015359	negative	0.911062
This guy is a business expert?	0.000924	0.000101	0.00018	0.000105	0.000187	0.000133	neutral	0.635397
My oldest was set to start kindergarten when Biden announced people didn't have to mask anymore. Neither of our kids were even eligible for vaccines yet and my husband worked retail at the time. Vulnerable people were thrown under the bus for "normalcy" and the economy.	0.000926	0.000111	0.000176	0.000115	0.000207	0.000152	negative	0.656786
I am a side sleeper and I VOTE	0.003959	0.000098	0.000278	0.00012	0.000247	0.000193	neutral	0.71663
I know I have a lot of T&S and adjacent people following me: does anyone have an open role for Sydette? (She's especially good at feature safety design and pre-release redteam work and I'd hire her for that in a heartbeat if we needed someone.)	0.000544	0.00013	0.000187	0.00014	0.000179	0.000139	positive	0.846863
WHERE	0.001404	0.000108	0.000221	0.000096	0.000198	0.000151	neutral	0.679691
Feeld is a dating app for people who are 32	0.004413	0.000084	0.000306	0.000107	0.000301	0.00017	neutral	0.84356
The polls were literally 50-50. They couldn't be right or wrong. Anyone who predicted based on polls was wrong, even if their prediction turned out right.	0.000748	0.000113	0.000184	0.000109	0.000184	0.000143	negative	0.590166
Assustador. Bob's é pro milkshake e olhe lá. As vezes uma batatinha se você realmente precisa colocar sal no organismo.	0.249614	0.000981	0.053477	0.000967	0.008081	0.002312	neutral	0.81766
I mean it's true I did tell this joke on Twitter a long time ago. I'm slowly scrolling through my old archive and remembering things I tweeted, most of it is garbage	0.021051	0.000122	0.001232	0.000178	0.000905	0.000249	negative	0.85358
that time The Nanny stole looks from Living Single (and won awards for its costume designer)	0.001211	0.000095	0.000171	0.000103	0.000218	0.000144	neutral	0.668058
perspicacity has 5 syllables in case you're ever struggling to land a haiku	0.008521	0.000088	0.000362	0.000134	0.000422	0.000224	neutral	0.682232
Darmok & Jalad: IT'S DOT CALM	0.000791	0.000108	0.000177	0.000111	0.000177	0.000139	neutral	0.791311
Stupid twats Of course the zombies would go there You pack a go-bag of MREs and hole up at the library	0.987937	0.041322	0.596776	0.036991	0.838881	0.024657	negative	0.87058
Du bellst die falsche Person an... Ich hab mir meinen eigenen BlueSky und auch Mastodon Client geschrieben, bin also vollends mit den technischen Vorzügen (ind Nachteilen) vertraut. Das ändert genau nix an Netzwerkeffekten und Features, die es hier nicht gibt.	0.549751	0.00154	0.048154	0.003389	0.023329	0.007015	neutral	0.80053
oh i feel really fucked up physically	0.977052	0.096509	0.956425	0.00458	0.080386	0.002791	negative	0.922876
third, I think - hannahbmbmbm was before that, and there was an actual honest-to-goodness nazi going by cybernetic north or something like that in early april last year who was the actual first ban	0.018164	0.000231	0.000781	0.000238	0.001501	0.002499	neutral	0.846978
We recognized parallels with Gaza early. The dehumanizing language used by officials. The twisting of logic to portray war crimes as morally permissible. Shutting off comms & the aid flow..."because the terrorists will use them," we know what that leads to. Worst fears have since materialized.	0.001587	0.000103	0.000189	0.000117	0.000184	0.000198	negative	0.919742
I do find the Financial Times headline here a little misleading in that while Skydio does supply some drones to Ukraine, Chinese-made DJI drones make up the vast majority of what’s actually being used in Ukraine. This is not to at all defend China or say that’s good, but that’s the reality.	0.000794	0.000114	0.000177	0.000115	0.000176	0.000163	negative	0.546103
Yall should read Dungeon Crawler Carl. My favorite out of context sentence in the book is currently "So I took the dead hooker out of my inventory"	0.056936	0.000545	0.016861	0.000465	0.008026	0.001573	positive	0.541807
i will also die angry at the genAI crowd for deliberately causing the general public to conflate the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine with USEFUL forms of machine learning, like that wildfire early-detection system they're using around Kelowna now	0.074555	0.00046	0.000873	0.005895	0.00155	0.002846	negative	0.930449
Yup.	0.000673	0.00012	0.000195	0.000121	0.000179	0.000141	neutral	0.59639
I don’t stand on nearly enough rooftops these days.	0.001202	0.000096	0.000177	0.000102	0.000192	0.000146	negative	0.650399
So soonnnnn	0.098269	0.000252	0.002932	0.00072	0.001544	0.000528	neutral	0.521828
we know that trump keeps referencing hannibal lector because he thinks asylum means mental asylum -- 100000% certain this foreigners will eat your cat stuff is because they heard "illegal alien" and thought Alf	0.054533	0.000233	0.001171	0.000479	0.002834	0.003389	negative	0.810407
Er wird sich in dich verlieben wegen dem was er dort sehen wird	0.541912	0.002278	0.059627	0.003426	0.024992	0.012268	neutral	0.742857
Yes I give people wearing union tshirts the coupon I'm supposed to give cops. ¡Si se puede! (excepto cuando eres puerco)	0.068232	0.000269	0.004758	0.000529	0.002527	0.001332	neutral	0.498893
This is the single funniest thing that an algorithm has ever done.	0.001344	0.000097	0.000194	0.000107	0.000192	0.00014	positive	0.828774
Every time someone new shows up that you know from Twitter	0.001043	0.000101	0.000173	0.000124	0.000186	0.000138	neutral	0.900828
People called so many of us idiots for pointing this out. Democrats are so fucking cooked as a concept, their vocal supporters and the party leadership alike	0.996033	0.221775	0.969365	0.004299	0.92415	0.318836	negative	0.923854
Hello #OCsky!! All my OC feeds are back! Let's celebrate by reskeeting and commenting cool OCs you find! 🥳🥳🥳 (Ashe [2021] for visibility! Ooga-booga! Pay attention.) #HKTMK_OC #Art	0.055684	0.00014	0.001586	0.000304	0.0023	0.00051	positive	0.976505
Só queria lembrar que ações de até 20 salários mínimos no Juizado Especial Civil não precisam de advogado e não é necessário pagar custas de ingresso da ação ❤️‍🔥	0.320023	0.000987	0.023385	0.001738	0.00586	0.00355	neutral	0.770788
Gotta be honest, these are basic functions that this site apparently just still does not prioritize highly. Even the lack of video is not as egregious as this.	0.001641	0.000101	0.000306	0.000094	0.000189	0.000127	negative	0.876689
You’ve made several good tips that I wouldn’t have thought of.	0.000581	0.000127	0.000187	0.000125	0.000176	0.00014	positive	0.960875
www.ray.io comes to mind but I'm not sure it will suit your case	0.000797	0.000109	0.00017	0.000123	0.000179	0.000139	negative	0.66683
Trey Sweeney's sock and stirrup game is immaculate	0.007939	0.00009	0.000519	0.00013	0.000426	0.000175	positive	0.793156
lol did she tell you to say that	0.002667	0.000088	0.000213	0.000091	0.000256	0.000168	neutral	0.499521
*2-0 (this is an automated tweet)	0.000891	0.000102	0.000191	0.000103	0.000184	0.000126	neutral	0.670433
From my bookstore days, I used to love checking in the Taschen orders. Beautiful books of beautiful art.	0.000637	0.000121	0.000168	0.000122	0.000176	0.000145	positive	0.97448
Very exotic	0.00105	0.000107	0.000194	0.000098	0.000187	0.000154	positive	0.772526
yall ever realize the lecturer feels extremely awkward and doesnt really know what they're talking about and you want to help but you know they'll feel even more awkward	0.000657	0.000124	0.000184	0.000154	0.00018	0.000141	negative	0.799679
Brunson is one of my favorites to watch as well even tho I’m a Philly fan	0.005225	0.000093	0.000396	0.000122	0.000304	0.000175	positive	0.922723
Ha... I don't have many at my worst. That one only happened because of the Lizzies	0.002862	0.000094	0.000242	0.000106	0.000247	0.000172	negative	0.521821
é realmente variável de pessoa p pessoa espero que você ache algo que lhe ajuda!	0.231104	0.000612	0.013283	0.001103	0.004629	0.002628	neutral	0.801085
sure thing :3	0.000652	0.000119	0.000185	0.000123	0.000177	0.000137	positive	0.904687
They want us to be peasants again, afraid of eclipses. And we are letting them do it.	0.038967	0.000217	0.000359	0.000673	0.001048	0.002062	negative	0.808169
Oh sorry I just found out lying on the ground I didn't know it belonged to anybody	0.0012	0.000113	0.000198	0.000116	0.000205	0.000157	negative	0.559781
The overwhelming majority of Brits think social media platforms should moderate hate language. August 2024 poll from: www.ft.com/content/4645...	0.001422	0.000096	0.000177	0.000107	0.000189	0.000175	neutral	0.792223
Make that two of us.	0.001068	0.000105	0.000201	0.000103	0.000185	0.000137	neutral	0.737107
Holy hell. The second richest man in the world is a child. I mean, so is the richest, but this?	0.146017	0.000307	0.005532	0.000236	0.008383	0.0013	negative	0.443683
Do you trust our "national security experts"? I do not.	0.000909	0.000111	0.000166	0.000128	0.000177	0.000155	negative	0.632578
Every argument used against Trans people in sports was used against Black people in sports. You would have likely been arguing the same things about them then. I don't care how "The Left" tells you this, you need to learn it. They don't need to be nice to you about it.	0.029975	0.000392	0.001001	0.000575	0.001539	0.008804	negative	0.721944
Eastern	0.001191	0.000102	0.000197	0.000094	0.00019	0.000155	neutral	0.769966
A quick version of the same point for the few oil and gas majors that disclose the volume of carbon captured (or have any operational CCS at all) (An industry-wide version of this would look significantly funnier and I will create this when I have time)	0.000533	0.000135	0.000191	0.000141	0.000178	0.000146	neutral	0.543766
📌	0.005231	0.000104	0.000379	0.000112	0.000282	0.000171	neutral	0.716684
Χελοουγουινάτο	0.009448	0.000113	0.000578	0.000183	0.000393	0.000239	neutral	0.744942
check! your! voter registration! yes, even if you live in a blue state! yes, even if you've checked it recently! do it anyway!	0.013085	0.000096	0.000454	0.000211	0.000586	0.000244	positive	0.636212
if you make a society where money is the answer to everything then don't be surprised if the ones who would harm you use that to harm you	0.03302	0.000156	0.000472	0.000776	0.001039	0.000616	negative	0.830324
Hilarious first attempt at making omurice style omelet.	0.003819	0.000086	0.000261	0.000101	0.000311	0.00018	positive	0.446069
Living in this world is exhausting, depressing and terrifying. We try to be a counter-weight, helping others, demanding justice, and standing up to bullies. But when the violence inevitably happens, we're blamed by the very people who made this world the hell that it is.	0.055605	0.000236	0.001683	0.000561	0.001364	0.000738	negative	0.919811
if you could go back in time to kill hitler, the objectively funniest time to do it would be right after he reads his rejection letter from art school	0.246351	0.002208	0.003896	0.076908	0.006415	0.01094	negative	0.514743
Yeah, ditto. ☹️	0.001144	0.000103	0.00025	0.000093	0.000187	0.000126	negative	0.875926
lmaoooo	0.033445	0.000144	0.001472	0.000272	0.000878	0.000303	neutral	0.514829
This is a great analogy. Bourdain was a lot like Guthrie in that he was part "his job" and part Philosopher and had a gift for conveying meaning that few people are blessed with.	0.000606	0.000125	0.000179	0.000134	0.00018	0.00014	positive	0.902256
Your cat will ACT like they don't know what it is or how to use it. But trust. It's an act. They all know.	0.004778	0.000101	0.000306	0.000155	0.000308	0.000205	neutral	0.546052
hey y'all! allow me to reintroduce myself: i'm a California DJ, remix artist, and music blogger covering all genres & specializing in R&B. I also DJ for The Estelle Show on Apple Music, where I have 12+ hrs of mixes exploring R&B history through blends & flips. Looking forward to building with y'all	0.000672	0.000117	0.000174	0.00013	0.000178	0.00014	positive	0.811431
“주최 없는 행사는 인파 관리 책임 없다” 책임기관의 장들은 참사 초기부터 주장 일선 전·현직 공무원들 “책임 있다” 반박 수사기록 “변수 많아···정보관 더 파견해야” www.khan.co.kr/national/nat...	0.001247	0.000111	0.000217	0.000159	0.000207	0.000151	neutral	0.768203
Check out the newsletter for more! Hope it's helpful! 🤗	0.000626	0.000123	0.000173	0.00013	0.000174	0.000141	positive	0.978381
The replies to this are wild as hell	0.461745	0.00114	0.064212	0.001119	0.009372	0.000942	negative	0.787189
I am bummed that everyone seems to have given up on the sub 14" class of devices other than Apple. I do not need a giant screen on something I am supposed to carry around with me.	0.000844	0.000106	0.000171	0.000111	0.000182	0.000141	negative	0.891292
Its not done yet You’ll see	0.000791	0.000111	0.000174	0.000121	0.000172	0.000137	neutral	0.779574

I'm just going to assume she followed this up with "wakka wakka wakka"

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neutral

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Ich hab Kollegen, die aus Barcelona weggezogen sind, weil die Stadt mittlerweile auch für sehr, sehr gut bezahlte ITler unvernünftig teuer geworden ist. Das ist einfach so bekloppt. Ich verstehe das nicht. Habe keine Lust Urlaub zu machen, weil ich kb habe woanders der Tourist zu sein.

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neutral

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mostly availability - zigbee stuff is pretty hard to find locally

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neutral

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This is crazy, always knew EVs were efficient at low speed but even off road its so much more efficient than diesel or petrol www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugj_...

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positive

0.75821

I hate having an opinion that aligns with coomers, but some of the redesigns really do look ugly. I think it would be less ugly if the undergarments were black instead of the weird orange they use because they pussied out and wanted it to look like skin while still having the characters covered up

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negative

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GRRM is delaying finishing the ASOIAF series because he saw what happened once JK Rowling didn't have anything to do.

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negative

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The truth is there is no true collective safety or liberation without disabled people. We are a marginalized group within our own right but we also exist within every other oppressed demographic. #resist #disability

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negative

0.728279

There are a lot of Harris-Walz fans but Dave Bautista wears his support particularly well.

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positive

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mark cuban taking notes.jpeg

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neutral

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An airport terminal A grocery store A sporting event My kid's musical Doesn't matter. They think I want to listen in.

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neutral

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This is more of a heatfaucet.

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neutral

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Update: Boss just said I might be "technically" correct and backhandedly complimented my ability to "spin analytics" I guess one of his buddies broke out the ol adding machine for him😵

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positive

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chat, can we get a "hell yea" for backend team for pulling through this shit in the replies?

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Does this build include the rumpus room

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Mr Loverman was lovely.

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이러면 어떤 놈들이 오느냐 시간 빌게이츠 나무위키 사관 같은 놈들이 옵니다

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Bom dia bom dia

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I'm sorry, that's not "working" in any meaningful sense of "facilitating the sharing of information and not helping the spread of misinformation." The Reflector says it best.

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Sunflowers is up for an award!! You can read it here for free: www.silversprocket.net/2024/03/30/s...

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Some trees essentially shut their windows and doors and hold their breath when there is wildfire smoke https://buff.ly/4fjzE6v #environment

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idealism and materialism are both equally good

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Solid work from WSJ newsroom walking through what happens before and during a Tesla autopilot crash. Here, a Tesla hit a police car parked in-lane, as its detection system failed to recognize emergency vehicle lights as objects in the road. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2u3dcH2VGM

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Me rn

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while i’m 33 i’m still baby so take that as you will

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Babies are adorable and I enjoy going out to eat with my friends when they bring their babies but I have never been possessed with an urge to actually birth one or care for one 24/7. Built for aunt life, born an only child. Such is life.

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And you buy your world wildlife foundation t-shirt, and you donate, and think, wow. Just the little act can do so much help! And then it turns out, that land there, where you wanted to build? That's a protected wetland. And your car? It pollutes too much, and now you have to pass emissions testing!

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the phrase is indelibly associated in my mind with the unspeakable stupidity of david golumbia

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Is he the guy with the sword

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I get that Flappy Bird coming back seems cute as hell but it seems like it was brought back in a pretty gross way.

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as someone who only ever got into fights growing up because of people making fun of my brother’s hearing aids, it is kinda funny to see people go straight for “you hate the disabled for not using alt text.” i hate them because they deleted my 100% pilotwings 64 save

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This guy is a business expert?

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My oldest was set to start kindergarten when Biden announced people didn't have to mask anymore. Neither of our kids were even eligible for vaccines yet and my husband worked retail at the time. Vulnerable people were thrown under the bus for "normalcy" and the economy.

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I am a side sleeper and I VOTE

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I know I have a lot of T&S and adjacent people following me: does anyone have an open role for Sydette? (She's especially good at feature safety design and pre-release redteam work and I'd hire her for that in a heartbeat if we needed someone.)

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WHERE

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Feeld is a dating app for people who are 32

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The polls were literally 50-50. They couldn't be right or wrong. Anyone who predicted based on polls was wrong, even if their prediction turned out right.

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Assustador. Bob's é pro milkshake e olhe lá. As vezes uma batatinha se você realmente precisa colocar sal no organismo.

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I mean it's true I did tell this joke on Twitter a long time ago. I'm slowly scrolling through my old archive and remembering things I tweeted, most of it is garbage

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that time The Nanny stole looks from Living Single (and won awards for its costume designer)

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perspicacity has 5 syllables in case you're ever struggling to land a haiku

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Darmok & Jalad: IT'S DOT CALM

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Stupid twats Of course the zombies would go there You pack a go-bag of MREs and hole up at the library

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Du bellst die falsche Person an... Ich hab mir meinen eigenen BlueSky und auch Mastodon Client geschrieben, bin also vollends mit den technischen Vorzügen (ind Nachteilen) vertraut. Das ändert genau nix an Netzwerkeffekten und Features, die es hier nicht gibt.

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oh i feel really fucked up physically

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third, I think - hannahbmbmbm was before that, and there was an actual honest-to-goodness nazi going by cybernetic north or something like that in early april last year who was the actual first ban

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We recognized parallels with Gaza early. The dehumanizing language used by officials. The twisting of logic to portray war crimes as morally permissible. Shutting off comms & the aid flow..."because the terrorists will use them," we know what that leads to. Worst fears have since materialized.

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I do find the Financial Times headline here a little misleading in that while Skydio does supply some drones to Ukraine, Chinese-made DJI drones make up the vast majority of what’s actually being used in Ukraine. This is not to at all defend China or say that’s good, but that’s the reality.

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Yall should read Dungeon Crawler Carl. My favorite out of context sentence in the book is currently "So I took the dead hooker out of my inventory"

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i will also die angry at the genAI crowd for deliberately causing the general public to conflate the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine with USEFUL forms of machine learning, like that wildfire early-detection system they're using around Kelowna now

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Yup.

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I don’t stand on nearly enough rooftops these days.

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So soonnnnn

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we know that trump keeps referencing hannibal lector because he thinks asylum means mental asylum -- 100000% certain this foreigners will eat your cat stuff is because they heard "illegal alien" and thought Alf

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Er wird sich in dich verlieben wegen dem was er dort sehen wird

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Yes I give people wearing union tshirts the coupon I'm supposed to give cops. ¡Si se puede! (excepto cuando eres puerco)

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This is the single funniest thing that an algorithm has ever done.

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Every time someone new shows up that you know from Twitter

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People called so many of us idiots for pointing this out. Democrats are so fucking cooked as a concept, their vocal supporters and the party leadership alike

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Hello #OCsky!! All my OC feeds are back! Let's celebrate by reskeeting and commenting cool OCs you find! 🥳🥳🥳 (Ashe [2021] for visibility! Ooga-booga! Pay attention.) #HKTMK_OC #Art

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Só queria lembrar que ações de até 20 salários mínimos no Juizado Especial Civil não precisam de advogado e não é necessário pagar custas de ingresso da ação ❤️‍🔥

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Gotta be honest, these are basic functions that this site apparently just still does not prioritize highly. Even the lack of video is not as egregious as this.

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You’ve made several good tips that I wouldn’t have thought of.

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www.ray.io comes to mind but I'm not sure it will suit your case

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Trey Sweeney's sock and stirrup game is immaculate

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lol did she tell you to say that

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*2-0 (this is an automated tweet)

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From my bookstore days, I used to love checking in the Taschen orders. Beautiful books of beautiful art.

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Very exotic

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yall ever realize the lecturer feels extremely awkward and doesnt really know what they're talking about and you want to help but you know they'll feel even more awkward

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Brunson is one of my favorites to watch as well even tho I’m a Philly fan

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Ha... I don't have many at my worst. That one only happened because of the Lizzies

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é realmente variável de pessoa p pessoa espero que você ache algo que lhe ajuda!

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sure thing :3

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They want us to be peasants again, afraid of eclipses. And we are letting them do it.

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Oh sorry I just found out lying on the ground I didn't know it belonged to anybody

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The overwhelming majority of Brits think social media platforms should moderate hate language. August 2024 poll from: www.ft.com/content/4645...

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Make that two of us.

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Holy hell. The second richest man in the world is a child. I mean, so is the richest, but this?

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Do you trust our "national security experts"? I do not.

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Every argument used against Trans people in sports was used against Black people in sports. You would have likely been arguing the same things about them then. I don't care how "The Left" tells you this, you need to learn it. They don't need to be nice to you about it.

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Eastern

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A quick version of the same point for the few oil and gas majors that disclose the volume of carbon captured (or have any operational CCS at all) (An industry-wide version of this would look significantly funnier and I will create this when I have time)

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📌

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Χελοουγουινάτο

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check! your! voter registration! yes, even if you live in a blue state! yes, even if you've checked it recently! do it anyway!

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if you make a society where money is the answer to everything then don't be surprised if the ones who would harm you use that to harm you

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Hilarious first attempt at making omurice style omelet.

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Living in this world is exhausting, depressing and terrifying. We try to be a counter-weight, helping others, demanding justice, and standing up to bullies. But when the violence inevitably happens, we're blamed by the very people who made this world the hell that it is.

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if you could go back in time to kill hitler, the objectively funniest time to do it would be right after he reads his rejection letter from art school

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Yeah, ditto. ☹️

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lmaoooo

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This is a great analogy. Bourdain was a lot like Guthrie in that he was part "his job" and part Philosopher and had a gift for conveying meaning that few people are blessed with.

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Your cat will ACT like they don't know what it is or how to use it. But trust. It's an act. They all know.

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hey y'all! allow me to reintroduce myself: i'm a California DJ, remix artist, and music blogger covering all genres & specializing in R&B. I also DJ for The Estelle Show on Apple Music, where I have 12+ hrs of mixes exploring R&B history through blends & flips. Looking forward to building with y'all

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“주최 없는 행사는 인파 관리 책임 없다” 책임기관의 장들은 참사 초기부터 주장 일선 전·현직 공무원들 “책임 있다” 반박 수사기록 “변수 많아···정보관 더 파견해야” www.khan.co.kr/national/nat...

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Check out the newsletter for more! Hope it's helpful! 🤗

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The replies to this are wild as hell

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I am bummed that everyone seems to have given up on the sub 14" class of devices other than Apple. I do not need a giant screen on something I am supposed to carry around with me.

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Its not done yet You’ll see

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